Hey Riddle Riddle - #16: Riddle Nation

Episode Date: November 7, 2018

Erin takes on the role of Old Man Puzzles and tries something new. Get excited because Adal gets an early DEAD STOP! The Clue Crew discuss the most annoying EDM songs, two ballet dancers fight, and it becomes clear how little they know about wine. Get ready to throw your phone in a lake!Starring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: KJ SnyderTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a head gum podcast. Hey, it's Hey, Rillorittle, the only podcast for Kevin's and skeeesies out there in the wide and little world. And this is the best intro we've ever done in Adel can suck on a big glass of my butt. So Adel, I have a question for you. This is JPC, the host of Hey Riddle Riddle. How do you like those apples and could you take one every day

to keep the doctor away? That's a wonderful Boston set movie. And I'm Erin Keap. Yeah. Welcome to Hey Rididdler Riddler. Here's what I want our listeners to do. Based on Goodwill Hunting. I want every listener to tweet at Apple and say, how do you like, how do you like Dems, Apple?

Just because the election is coming up, the midterm election is coming up. And we need to know, Apple hasn't taken a stance. Have they not? I don't know, they probably are liberal. It's very, it's very, very, up, and we need to know, Apple hasn't taken a stance. Have they not? I don't know, they probably are liberal. It's a very good word for everyone. Every listener to tweet, how do you like Dems, Apple, and then hashtag, keeping it real? We're telling you to be a nuisance on the internet.

Yeah, do we? Can our listeners do that for us? Can they be nuicances on the internet? I'm Adolf Refy. Welcome to another episode of A-Riddle, because they gots in the riddle. Can our listeners do that for us? Can they be nuisances on the internet? I'm Adderify. Welcome to another episode of A-Riddle. Because they cats in the riddle. I'm Adderify.

I'm Adderify. I'm Adderify. I'm Adderify. Um, Aaron, are you Old Man Puzzles? Oh no. Oh no, she lost her voice. She's so sleepy. I'll keep you happy, Nathan.

Don't wake Old Man Puzzles. Oh no, I know she lost her voice. She's so sleepy. I can't be happy, nice. Don't wake old man puzzles. I'm old man puzzles and everyone's excited. I'm excited. Okay. Should we do some real quick, that gave me an idea. Should we do some ASMR for our listeners as well for the people that need help like following a sleep or...

I think we did that one other episode. We did one puzzle with ASMR in mind. I think we should just do maybe some ASMR for people. And if you don't like ASMR, you don't have to listen to this part, but if you do, this is gonna get you real. What do you have relaxed? If you don't like ASMR, fast forward 45 minutes, it'll be right back.

Yeah. You can drink a glass of my butt, is that what you said? But I said it in an ASMR voice. If you take a comb and brush a cat's hair, the wrong way, cat will be very upset with you and will try to scratch your skin. The only way a horse can die is if it wants to die. And this is what people do in ASMR videos.

For those who can't see, Aaron is rubbing her face. That's just how my face sounds. That's not a die-cooked. Aaron just chewed a big piece of hard tech. Are we ready for some warm-up riddles? Yes, you can keep listening to the show now. The ASMR is done. We're doing warm-up riddles. They can't hear us. They fast forward 45 minutes. Oh boy. In 45 minutes, let's remind ourselves to tell people to backtrack 42 minutes.

In 45 minutes, if none of us are married, let's all eat a diet coke can. Let's all drink each other's butt. Okay, oh God. Okay. How many seconds are in a year? One. How many seconds are in your, 12th?

Wait, January 2nd, February 2nd. Yep. Fuck. Yeah, fuck. Except to... What jumps higher than a building? Superman. What jumps higher than a building? What jumps higher than a building? What jumps higher than a building?

For 20 blaze dive on your grave. What jumps higher than a building? The stock market. On a good day. These days. Yeah, these days. Trump in the wise house. What jumps higher than a building? Super King Guru?

Oh, we're all thinking dead stop dead stop Dead stop listen, there was an early issue of Superman where his powers were transferred to a King Guru in Australia The King Guru wore a cape and also the shirt, but it left its belly and feet exposed now it could jump really high It couldn't fly it couldn't stop bullets, but just jumping then was its game. Adel's eyes rolled up into his head when he said that too. Like he was reciting some ancient spell. And now the ancient gods are with us. What jumps higher than a building?

I feel like there's like, there's something very simple, easy clever here that I am missing. A person on the roof. Yeah me, right in front of you. Oh it's a person on the roof. It's easy, I'm telling you don't notice me. I'm missing a person on the right in front of you. Oh, it's a person on the He's a guy It's a person on top of a building jumping on the roof if you're on the roof jumping. That's a better answer than this one

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that's not it. Who else is gonna be named Alice DJ? I thought the story was gonna be like, I typed in Better Off Alone, and there was like several self-help articles that they were like, you would be. Yeah. Are we ready for another warm-up? What orange in sounds like a parrot?

What orange? And sounds like a parrot. It's gotta be an orange parrot. What orange, Chester Chido? It's Chester Chido. Can't get enough of those Cheetos. What orange in sounds like a parrot Donald's freaking trump And he sounds like a parrot tiny balls

Yeah, I don't like him. I don't like Donald Trump Like a part what's orange and sounds like an orange parrot? Uh-huh You look so happy Okay, so what what a parrot's to What a parrot still. What's orange? Parrots repeat things. Parrots, they want crackers from Polly. Wait, wait, wait, their name is Polly. Wait, Parrots repeat things.

And there was a show called Pee-Ton-Pee with two brothers that had red hair. And there was already the strongest man in the world. Superman. Superman. That's what I think sounds like your carrot. Carrot. Carrot?

Carrot. I thought you said parrot. Oh, God, it's a carrot. Well, the word carrot sounds like parrot. Yeah, fuck me in my okay another No, no, we have to hear some zombie nation What's that song that oh, but I need addie do do do you need addie? That the six five song it's frog, turbo frog or something? What's the six five song? These are all the same song in my head.

Bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap. And how does the Chicago Black Hawk song go? Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do So if you haven't heard Zombie Nation or D'Aruzans Storm or Alice D.J.'s better off alone, download those songs. Oh yeah, give them a 19s download. And by download I mean get on Spotify. What is the center of gravity? Sandra Bullock. She carried that movie. She did.

She carried that movie. And I think that old Maconahe did a good, a good job in the movie, but she carried. What is the center of gravity? So it's going to be a letter A or A-V. A-V. A-V club. A-V-T.

Gravity, A-V-T. It's V. V. Well, okay. What? Yeah, I guess it's G-R-A-V-I-T. So letter A-V-I-T. B-I-T-Y.

Because I got a mask, Jim. Gravity. What two things can you never eat for breakfast? Lunch and dinner, baby. I think we've done that one. I've never heard that one in my life. It's an easy one for me. No, it's an easy one for me.

What asks, but never answers? Snakes. What asks? What asks? It never answers. Snakes. What asks, it never answers. A doorbell.

What asks, but never answers? My mom. My freaking, she mad. My freaking mom. Doorbell um what asks but never answers my mom my freaking shoot man What asks but never answers Aaron serious question is it my freaking mom? It's a freaking man You coming down for dinner. Yeah. Yeah, mom Hello, mom what asks but never answers. Oh, telephone. No. Oh a parrot the carrot. Carat closes with parrot bird echo closest with parrot Parent no jpc's freaking mom. Um wait. What are like the like the questions? Like

What are the questions of bird asks? Probably wouldn't cracker like some of them ask, we start with W and one. How? Yes. Who was the nation? Who were, why would? Yeah, but think of those. Who, Al? Yeah. And Al.

And Al. And Al, you got it. Oh, why though? Because they don't have an answer for it. Well, sometimes why? Oh, well. What's your mom's name, JPC? Oh, no, that's incorrect.

That was a terrible guess because my name is JPC. So the guess my mom's name is JPC is stupid. What's your mom's name? JPC? All right, so we're gonna get to the... Oh, but real quick, I'm serious. What's your mom's name? Vicki. Vicki. Did she listen to the show? I can't imagine she would. Why would she?

Does she go by VPC? Yeah, that's not her middle name or her last name. So she goes, but she is on Twitter at JP so mom because she made her Twitter so she could like, read my Twitter, that's her name. That's her name. That's her name. That's her name.

That's her name. That's her name. That's her name. That's her name. That's her name. That's her name. That's her name. That's her name.

That's her name. That's her name. That's her name. That's her name. That's her name. That's her name. That's her name. That's her name. That's her name because she has those pictures. Well that embarrass you. No, can we put them up on our Instagram? I was foolish shit as a kid. A lot of people see me as a kid and they're like, whoa big dick energy

And again, you know your mom was this yeah, and Aaron what's what's Mitch's name? Mitch still maybe he's a listen. Yeah, he does Mitch still maybe. Does he still listen? Yeah he does. Mitch is gonna change his name right? To get into the last beat. Yeah. Why do you say so?

But he's married to Molly. Kathleen. Kathleen, can Kathleen send us an email with some pictures of Mitch? Some baby pictures of Mitch. I will put him side by side and you have to guess, is this Mitch or JPC? Oh, Mitch or JPC is a really good game. That's hilarious. Yeah, we'll have to do that.

So Kathleen, please send us some pictures of Mitch. Mom, if you're listening and you have pictures of Mitch, send them over to us while. Are we ready? Yes, sorry. So these are not going to be traditional riddles. Like we usually do. I'm going to try something a little bit different.

My favorite game show, trivia show, whatever show. Who's on this anyway? Who's on the set anyway? Who's on the set anyway? It's a British show called Only Connect. And I'm sure a lot of our European British listeners are going to be familiar with this. Well, Britain's not associated with the EU. Oh, keep up.

They're saying they. Well, yep. Brutx, it's staged left even. And you can also find all the episodes online on YouTube. And I love it so much. On this show? Yeah, it's staged let's even and you can also find all the episodes online on YouTube and I love it so much This show yeah, it's very gentle and it's hilarious and there's no prize. They get a trophy. What's in the show only connect Oh, I might say a trophy's a prize. Yeah, but it's a money And I love money But the purpose of it is to find the connection between things so So these are questions are sort of in the vein, not exactly of that.

But I am saying this now because if you are a fan of the show and you want to send us some only connect style questions, please email hrrapodcast at gmail.com and say in the title say Aaron only connect and I will. We'll do a whole episode. Yeah, because here's what's happening. Here's what's happening. The other day, we Googled riddles and puzzles. Turns out, there's only 462 in the world.

And we want to keep going. We have to at least go till next Halloween when I reveal the answer to that puzzle. So please feel free to send us like Aaron said. Yeah, any other type of, what would you call that trivia? Yeah, connection-based lateral thinking trivia. Yeah, absolutely. And also, I just want to say, because Aaron mentioned that you could email her with the subject

Aaron only connects. I am also looking for a husband for Aaron. I've been tasked by God to find this man. So if you have a perfect connection for Aaron, this is much later in life because she's spoken for women right now, but I know kind of how the future will look. I know a little bit. I'm not going to give anything away, but I know about a

undoubtedly death. Did he die? That actually makes sense. He's doing dumb stuff all the time. But Ducin me, Aaron matches to the seventh line, connect Omy, Aaron. Aaron, I'll go in and delete them right away. Because I don't need a man.

I don't need a man. I'm a woman to complete the fun mode. I love you. Aaron was staring Chelsea daggers. Did it it it it it it. So these questions, I'm going to give you four separate questions. And all of the answers to those questions have a connection.

OK, great. OK, so this is just going to take a tiny a connection. Okay, great. Okay. So this is just gonna take a tiny bit longer. I think it'll be really fun. And instead of explaining it, I'm gonna start the first one, because I think you'll get it. Okay, we work together. Yeah, you can work together.

Do we have to? Yes. Damn it. Because I'm trying to get the two of you to get along before we go in this road trip to Disney World. No, no. No, if we're gonna, if we're paying for Disney World. But I hate him.

He smells like it's poop. By the end of this trip, there's gonna be a montage of how you've gotten closer. He makes me keep Disney World, but I hate him. He smells like it's poop by the end of this trip There's gonna be a montage of how you've gotten closer He makes me drink it as but that's why I smell like food a group of dolphins is known as a aquarium Right off the bat first question is pod, which is what we are baby, okay, okay, so write that down Okay, and a young and eligible man might take his date back to his bachelor what? Murder, Pat.

Pat, Pat, Pat. Which useful device did Alexander Graham Bell invent? Condom. You don't use that. Whoa. Why is that a bird? He's been in the telephone? Graham Bell invented the telephone.

So we have pod pad phone. The five senses are taste, sight, smell, hearing, and. Fuck. That is what I love. But he got it, he got it. It is touch, right? Yeah, touch. Touch.

So, okay, those are the four questions. Okay, this is easy. Yeah, I give you an easy one, let's start. It's pod pad phone and touch. These are all Apple iPhone features. What would you add at the beginning of it? I. There you go I give you an easy one. It's hard pad phone and touch. These are all Apple iPhone features. What would you add at the beginning of it? I. There you go.

So you're getting it. I didn't get it. I don't got it. I still don't understand what we're doing. You get it now. All right, here we go. Yes. What is Aerofobia a ferov?

Aerov. What'd you say? Aeroz. What is Aerov? I thought you said Aeroz. Whoa. Oh, geez. What is Aerofobia a ferov? I can't imagine oxygen. Yeah. No? Aeros. What is aerophobe? I'm talking about aerops. Whoa. Geez.

What is aerophobe a theorem? I can't imagine oxygen. Yeah. No. Aeropholyne. Plothyne. Who knows? All right.

Well, I'm actually not going to give you the answers till the end. Great. The ant Arctic is the South Pole, and the blank is the North Pole. Christmas. South Village. Santa Claus? Uncle.

Uncle. So ant-target. Arctic. Ant-target. The Uncle Arctic. Self village Santa Claus Uncle the uncle or so and target or tick on call Okay, my favorite Okay, yeah What's the next one? The army of the USSR was associated with which color Russia red Which team of superheroes battle the silver surffer? Avengers. No. Fantastic four. In one of the worst movies of all time.

Blank four. Four. Fantastic. All right. And so what's the... So the only one we got right was red and fantastic, right? Well, no, you got more. I just... I'm just... I don't get the answers. So red. Fantastic. What was the second question? Antartic. Yeah. Go ahead. The Antarctic is in the South Pole and the second question? Antartic. Yeah, go ahead.

The Antarctic is in the South Pole and the blank is in the North Pole. Arctic? Arctic North? Arctic, so Arctic. Arctic Red. Fantastic. Things that end with the day.

And then what is aerophobia here of? I don't know. Aerophobia. You got, you said it. What is it, Air? It's my favorite, Phoenix song. Flying, flying. So, flying, red, fantastic, Arctic.

Oh, snow dogs. They're all words. They're all words. They're all nicknames of Cuba getting junior in the movie Snow Dogs. Flying, Arctic, red, fantastic. Northern Lights. Slay. Slay.

Slay? Rudo. Is this Grant? A flying Arctic Red Fantastic. Are those the words that are flying red Arctic Fantastic? Mm-hmm. Oh, I get it. We put the letter I in front of them.

I flying Arctic. I read I Fantastic. I feel fantastic. Although I love these questions. I love my favorite. Can you give us a hint? I am so nervous. The clue is a cunning animal.

Oh, a fox. Fox. Fantastic, Mr. Fox, Red Fox, Arctic Fox, Lion Fox. Are these cool? These are fun. These are awesome. I love these. So what these do is they make me feel stupid like I'm dumb.

And that's what I like. I like them. I'm not stupid for pussies. Oh, poppies stupid for these pussies. Here's the next one. Are we ready? Yes, I am ready We're going to need a bigger boat is a quote from which 70s blockbusters are starting

Shider shider shider jaws. Mm-hmm. If someone doesn't mince their words, they're said to shoot from the hip mouth What is the measurement from the center to the outer edge of a circle called diameter? Bonna. Yeah, diameter. I think it's diameter. No, it's circumference. Wait, fuck. What is the measurement from the center? Oh, it's Diane Keaton.

To the outer edge of a circle called. The center to the... There you go. There it is, motherfunker. We're going to hear about that on Twitter. Which Indiana Jones film was shot in 2008. Crystal Skull. The Kingdom of the Crystal Blank.

Skull. So we have Jaws, Hip, Radius Skull, they're all bones. Bones. They're Boreanus. They're Boreanus. It's Anus. It is. I know.

Yeah, he gets really upset if you don't say Anus. Are we ready? Yes. Not when pronouncing his name, which is. Yeah, he gets really upset if you don't say anus. Are we ready? Yes. Not when pronouncing his name, which is. Yeah, he gets really upset if you don't say anus. If you call it, if you say but or but whole, he's like, no, it's actually an anus. What's his buffy character's name? Angel. Angel.

Angel. Angel. Angel. Yeah. Anyway. Anus Angel. Anus Angel. Anus Angel. What would you be mine?

This is like our musical pike. This we've seen so many songs. That was a whole deal. But lead at evil. This guy's got his gear. Dude, this guy's got his gear. Wait, we agree that we weren't gonna do this guy. I think I'm scared of that.

I never could do it. A hundred bad guys was so. Okay. Who was Butch Cassidy's best friend? The Sundance. Um. Dr. Don't.

Sundance. Sundance, doctor. Sonance kid. What collective name is given to the scantily clad playboy girls. Bunny. Which word describes the back part of the lower leg? That is. Caff.

Caff. I'm sorry. Caff. Caff. I know the answer to this already. Which boys cow group can you join if you are aged between seven and 11? Weeblows. That's Cubs.

So these are all baby animals. Yep. What's a wee blow? What's a wee blow? I would like to see a scene. Okay. Which way the wee blow? Between the two of you. Yes, sir.

In your two baby animals who aren't traditionally friends. So you're different kinds of animals. Okay. A Mary Tyler Moore in a mouse. Well, we'll see. I want someone to animate that. Okay. Like, I don't want that just to be a draw.

It should be really kitty, not Mary Tyler Moore. Yeah, a runny. Yeah, a runny. A kitty is throwing a mouse in the air. A runny kitty dressed as Mary Tyler Moore. And then a freeze frame with a mouse hat here. Yeah, exactly.

All right, so two animals that are not just two young animals, not traditionally friends. Yeah, and you're just like, it's so cute that the two of you are friends. Okay, I'm gonna be a velociraptor, you're gonna be a regular baby, here we go. Pfft. Pfft.

Well, well, well, well, well, keep it up, keep weighing. Where are you from, baby? I'm a baby too, but a baby velociraptor. Do you know where velociraptor means? Do you? Fast raptor. Wait, you know that a velociraptor actually looks closer to a chicken than the creatures from Jurassic Park? You had feathers. Who told you that?

Science! Well, we'll see when I grow up well now what what you are is actually bullshit You're fiction my man and I'm a baby and I'm gonna grow up to be a person. I'm gonna drive a car and I'm gonna I'm gonna have all these teeth and claws. I'm gonna come back and I'm gonna tell you belly open I'm a baby chicken and I'm yet to slice slice You have what you drinking is let her be why I'm a baby chicken and I'm here too. Slice slice slice Oh you have Was she drinking a slurvy? Was she done? I'm drinking a slice.

I love slice. I'm gonna avoid those slifes. Raptors drink squirt. Raptors drink squirt and humans drink slice. That's how we know the two apart. That sounded like it was gonna be a rhyme. Hey you help me slice up that chicken. Do you have a little knife?

Well, the baby, of course, had a little knife. I forgot to tell you something about raptors. I forgot to tell you something about babies. We always work in pairs. We always work in pairs. My tube has detectives come in here. Yeah. You two were supposed to solve this murder weeks ago.

Well, sorry, Captain, we got no fight? Wait, we just can't work together. You're still babies. We're two babies so you don't get along, do you see that? Oh, I thought we were solving the murder of the baby in the raptor. No, that would make sense. It's okay. Are we ready?

Yes. Yeah. No, hold on. Clause rattle on my desk Those are detective names. That's gonna be our new New comic book is gonna be Raptor and baby. What if I happened to our old comic book? What was the old comic book angry guy and his friend angry guy? Oh, we forgot in between the warmups and these.

We forgot to kill Rady Kitty and then try and bring him back to life. Yeah, we forgot to do that bullshit thing. No one wanted to do. All right. How we ready? Yeah. You must have ordered a show in the biz. Complete the name of the capital of Utah, blank Lake City.

Pepper Lake City. Pe Lake City, paprika. Complete this lyric from the 60s. Sweet for my sweet, blank for my honey. Money for my homies, comb, sweet, form my sweet honey for my honey. Yeah, it's gotta be. Yeah, right? I'm not gonna tell you.

Salt, honey. I'm not gonna tell you. Already I'm getting so hungry. Which Beatles album has over 50 famous people on the cover? Sergeant Peppers. It's only a sergeant blank. Yeah. Yeah.

What is the name of the Colonel in Clue? Mustard. Mustard. Oh, these are all ice cream. Delicious ice cream toppings. Salt honey, pepper, mustard. These are one of them isn't honey. These are all it's not. All toppings. Salt, honey, pepper, mustard. These are one of them isn't honey. These, oh it's not.

Candy. Salt, pepper, mustard. You can probably catch it. No, catch up for my sweet, catch up for my honey. I got it, it's a song from the 60s, it's kimchi. Kimchi for my honey. What's for, wait, it's not honey? No.

Sweet's for my sweet. And it's not honey for my honey. It's another sweet thing. What's super big? There you go Sugar and so these are all foods that you can eat while asleep Salt sugar pepper mustard these are all things a Lonely man would happen is Fridge these are all things you can put on popcorn What was it just foods condiments condiments Okay, hold on I want to see a scene I want to see a scene where

Adel you it's Aaron you're you're just gonna job at the new synoplex and add all your her shift manager And you're walking her through the Condiment station at the centerplex for the things that people can put on their nachos and popcorn and things like that. Okay, so, a bit of a here, this is the garlic topping. This is like for people who wouldn't like a garlic. Are you 18?

Today. Yeah, and you're my manager. Then your shift manager. So like I was saying, downward shift is gonna that's gonna be second gear. You're the age of my grandson, and you're in charge of me. Davel and your grade for 20.

What else did you have to do these days? Fortnite. How old are you? I'm 86. Oh, Jesus, 86. Well, don't go knocking at my door, because... I will never win. Because people aren't seeing movies and theaters anymore.

Don't you live under the stairs in that broom closet? Allah, Harry Potter. How dare you. What? People, people, people aren't seeing movies anymore. So you're absolutely, you're absolutely... and I'm old. Sorry we have a customer. Excuse me, I'm trying to get some ketchup from my pop-tarts.

Help this youth. Excuse me, can someone show me where the ketchup is? I just bought fucking hot pot-tarts. So that is a nonsense thing to consume What? Ketchup on pop tarts is so offensive to everything I believe Hey, you're here? I'm from Chicago so you don't put ketchup on pop tarts

Look, you're a movie theater and you sell the pop tarts And you and the ketchup bars are downtown Me when I can't have Help him out, his mouth is slowly melting. I just get my braces off. I still have my ribbon bands here. They just arrived my teeth now. I bought blueberry pop stars.

I need to put the kitchen on. You have to help this man. I'm not a man, I'm a boy, I'm a team. Keep talking. Ooh, keep talking. What do you can, Nicky? Grease is fun. All right, you two, get my office.

Oh, God. I could have listened to that all day. Teens are stupid. I hate them, kids. Okay, ready? Yes, ma'am. Graffiti artists typically use which type of paint. Things are stupid. I hate them kids. Okay, ready? Yes ma'am. Graffiti artists typically use which type of paint.

Scree! I paint. Okay. Judy Blank played Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz. Grair. Judy. Darling, choosing tree. She's been alive for a hundred years.

Which word best describes the smell of wine? Poopy. Where are tenons? Wait, which word best describes the smell of wine? Why is so many different cells? Acquired? I'm going to keep going. A collection of grapes is called a... Rath.

A bunch. Gilbert. A bunch? Yeah. So what do we have spray garland bunch Wow, what's the second what's the third one which word best describes the smell of wine spray garland bunch Ocean spray ocean garland ocean bunch No, sorry, I keep shaking my head as if it listener can see our spray garland and bunch right?

Mm-hmm, and this is the one that's best describes this male of wine, sour, accurate, acidic, um, tannins. No, it's not a specific wine. It's all wines. You when you're tasting wine in your pretentious, in your rich, and you say, oh, like this, but that's a detective hint of pencils. Yeah. A susan, a susan. No, this has a nice nose feel. Breathy quality. Yes, darling.

This one has a nice nose feel. Don't you think? Adela, let's quickly, let's get on our phones and watch sideways. We're open to the entirety of sideways. I'm pelting him, honey, isn't good. The person, oh, not too bad. She got an army for that.

That's good for her. Thomas Hayden, sure, but we shouldn't have seen that. So we'll maybe work backwards. Think about what the connection between the three words you have is. You're sure? We're right. How are I back?

Thomas Hayden, true to Spray. Garland and Bunch. What are those all having common? Brady Bunch, Brady Garland. Brady Spray. No. Sprayty Bunch. Spray Skunk.

Garland Skunk. Garland Jeff Garland. Jeff Garland Jeff Spray. Jeff Bunch. Jeff Bunch. Spray. Hundred bunches of votes. Garland bunches of votes. Three bunches of votes Bunch, Bunch, Bunch, Bunch, Bunch, Bunch, Bunch, Bunch, Bunch, Bunch, Bunch, Bunch, Bunch, Bunch, Bunch, Bunch, Bunch, Bunch, I sprayed a bunch of Garlands on my Christmas tree. SGB, BGS, the BG, Garland, and Bunch.

So these are all decorate, waste of decorate. Yeah, and I'd say the one that you're missing is probably the hint that would make you get it to the right. That's the Lynch pin. This one has a nice, no, it's a terrible word. Evra. This one has a nice, no it's a terrible word. Evra. This one has a nice, hello. Full body, odor.

I'm becoming really attached to this very confident woman who knows wine. This wine has a nice butt crack. But battlefield, battle, a court. Well I know a lot of things about that. For body, oh, design women. You're being one of the women from the you're being delta berk this one has a nice good ass this one has a nice

bouquet you're okay so these are all things at a wedding yeah flower arrangements flowers flowers yeah I'm so proud of you. I think I got it with the signing women. Well, let's take a quick break. We're going to hear from what Shirley is, 1-800-fours as a sponsor, or not.

And we'll be right back with more Hey Riddle, Riddle. Rock, tape, beat, or hey, Rit, go, Rit, go, Rit, go, Rit, go, Rit. Hey, GPC. Uh, uh, yeah. You're not in trouble. I just need help. I'm, um, pranking Atal.

And I'm setting up a whole website to prank him. Um, can I just need some advice? This podcast is sponsored by Squarespace. I'm not, I'm not mad at you. We're pranking Atal. Squarespace spaces to all one website platform for entrepreneurs to stand out and succeed online, whether you're just starting out or managing a growing brand, Squarespace makes it easy to create a beautiful website engage with your audience

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I don't know. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Hey, Adel and JPC. Thank you for meeting me in the middle of the woods here. I am sort of at an impasse. I can't decide whether or not to go this way or this way. I'm having a hard time choosing a path. There never truly is a middle of the woods. Isn't it funny to think about

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and tell them JPC's birthday got ruined by two of his friends for doing speeches about rocket money the website I love your ruggin' money. I like playing cranklank. I like cranklank. And now back to Hey Rittle Rittle. Will Aaron do you please close your eyes? Yeah. And we're back. Let's toss it over to Old Man puzzles. Yeah, me, I'm, me, I'm, me, I'm, me, I'm, me, I'm, me, I'm, me, I'm, me, I'm, me, I'm, me, I'm, me, I'm, me, I'm, me, I'm, me, I'm, me, I'm, me, I'm, me, I'm, me, I'm, me, I'm, me, I'm, me, I'm, me, I'm, me, I'm, me, I'm, me, I'm, me, I'm, me, I'm, me, I'm, me, I'm, me, me, I'm, me, I'm, me, I'm, me, I'm, me, I'm, me, I'm, me oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh and I was like, hey, do you like breakfast wraps? And when people said yes, I was like, eggs and bacon, cheese, you guys. That's what I mean.

My 12 year old cousin. That joke killed with people that don't respect me. Are we ready? Yes, ma'am. The name of this prolific author of legal thrillers is blank Grisham. Dog Grisham. Hello, dog Grisham. Dog Grisham. Hello, dog Grisham. The Prilocan brief.

Sam, Sam Grisham. John. John. Which Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers? Peter Posy. Peter Parker. Peter Parker picked a pipe of grape sponsor. Name the heavy metal band from Birmingham, England.

Blank Priest. Judas. Oh, these are all the Apostles The founder of Facebook is blank Zuckerberg as whole It's Mark Zuckerberg John Peter Judas Mark these are all these are different disciples of God disciples What did I say a possible what are the difference between a apostles and disciples? Well, guess what the clue of this is it's a a very funny clue. What is it? Big fan of Jesus. That's the clue? Big fans of Jesus.

Judas was a big fan of Jesus. Big fan. I don't buy it. And just like our fans, they're gonna turn on us like Judas. For 30 pieces of silver. Honestly, I would turn on each one of you for 30 pieces of silver. Do you know how much silver goes for it now, does it? Yeah, it's pretty penny.

57 bucks an hour. 60 bucks, 70 bucks. 69 dollars an hour. Okay, if you had to betray everyone here at this table, what would be the minimum amount? I want everyone to think of the money. So think of the average. So like for, you know, Adel is obviously lower than Aaron,

but think of the average for what you would betray the other people at this table before. We're all gonna say it on three, okay? Ready? Yeah. One, two, three. I would do it if someone asked me, actually. I've been doing it this whole time.

I would love to read on you as a narc to the cops. Netflix. Oh, we read this. At special occasions, sometimes drinks are raised when someone proposes a what? Marriage. Plain bread. Uh, test. Uh, uh, what was OJ Simpson's nickname? Juice freedom. What is the name of? What is the name of? What is the name of what is the name for a person who murders multiple victims? Oh, Jason. Super star.

Yeah. Well, yeah, right? Because as he did, he killed those people. Uh, blank killer serial serial. If something is very flat, you might say it's flat as a board. It's fun. It's like a JPC singing wow wow wow wow that's how people talk in theater school Okay, so we have toast juice cereal and pancakes all gonna be breakfast suits. You want to hear a breakfast wrap?

GVC Milk and grits Everyone just threw their phones into a lake. I would love to see people all stand to go out of lake throwing their phones at it. I want to see somebody living in like Billings Montana who's like, I gotta drive two hours. Just to throw my- And Billings? There's a lake there.

I don't know. I try to think- I don't think of the most landlocked. I'm like, I fucking know. Oh, this one's fun. I have a fun one. Should we save a fun one for a better podcast? Oh, I should have said Minnesota. Somebody in Minnesota was like,

I gotta drive two hours. No, I'll do a fun one. What were the previous ones? Oh, ones to sabotage your life. I'm tired. Let's do this. Are you ready? Yes, ma'am. Which magical horse did

Perseus ride? Unicorn Pegasus. Pegasus. Which Disney film featured the song pink elephant on parade? Mulan, Mulan Rouge. Dumbbell. Dumbbell. Dumbbell. Dumbbell. Dumbbell. Pegasus, Dumbbell. I don't know how to pronounce this. Also known as eros, this is the Roman god of desire and erotic love. Eurotic love. Eros. Also known as eros.

Also known as eros. The terros. The god of erotic love. And it's, are we sure? I guess you could call him stupid. Are we sure it's not JPC? The answer was this. Gross.

Yuck. Disgusting. No J was this. Gross. Yuck. Disgusting. No, DPCs nice. In any one of your siblings who had the hype required, it would be lucky to follow them. We're lucky to have a date with me that I'll pay for 25% of hashtag all the dates in the world. It got arrows?

Oh, keep it. Yes. Yes, I fucking am so smart. I don't actually don't know how to pronounce this last name and I'm kind of embarrassed You know, is J.M. Barry's most famous creation Peter Pan Really? Yeah These are all things that fly Their fictional creatures that fly. Mm-hmm. You got it

Well, I guess Peter Pan is that fictional and keep it to a real God Are we ready for another one? I'm having fun. I love these. How do we feel about these? Oh, outstanding. Cool. I feel about these outstanding.

Here's what I'll say. But I'm fucking loving these, but here's what I'll say. Okay. Let's wait to see how much people hate them on Twitter. Mm-hmm. And then we'll change it. Are we gonna be the type of people who change the way that we behave based on social cues from others?

Absolutely. Yes, me and I would be the opposite of the way. I would change everything about myself. So if you're on Twitter, I'm gonna add a reply. Please tell me if my shoes are okay. To the man who stole my shoes, please tell me that they're okay. Just, just, just, Zibia picture.

Just Zibia picture, I wanna know, I guess. I just went into a place in the mail and I'm so worried. Oh my God, it's a tongue. It's a tongue. Are we ready? Yes. In CB radioingo, which word is used to describe someone's unique nickname?

Daned for Grasshopper! Um, good buddy. Call sign. What is that called? Handle. Handle. A collection of shopping items on a piece of paper is called a grocery. Paper.

List. Who invented denim jeans? Levi? Blank. Stroud of Canadians. Which European city was divided by a wall from 1961 to 1989? Barely in Berlin. Addle what are the words?

We got handle list Strouds Berlin. These are all composers. Mustache types. Erving Berlin. Which Levi Strouds? Grocery list. Wait, wait, Strauss? Grocery list. Wait, wait, what was it? Composers.

Oh, nice. Grocery list, the famous composer. Are we ready for another? Yes, please. Who's the lead singer of the Supremes? Diana Blank. Diana Keaton. Diana, Diana...

Bobanna? Bobanna. What is the term used for the self-service restaurant often found in hotels? Gas station. Continental. Rubes are is. Buffet. Which female tennis star was stabbed on court by a... Stabby graph. Hold on. Which female tennis star was stabbed on court by a fanatical spectator in 1993. Reese Witherspoon. blank cellus ourselves. Monica. Monica?

What is the name for a baby kangaroo? Joey. Joey. Oh, these are all friends. From friends, we got Ross. We got Buffet. Phoebe Buffet. We got Monica.

We got Joey. Phoebe Buffet. Phoebe Buffet. Excuse me. Does this holiday in offer a Phoebe Buffet? Fuck off. Now I just wanna hear a spelling cat. As I eat my flat as a pancakes, my horse board.

My old age difference. As a pinkie. I just wanna hear a spelling cat. Flat as a pancake, stiff as a board. Flat as a pancake, stiff as a board. And maybe a couple more? Maybe. Yeah, absolutely.

Okay, in the book, Charlotte's web, what type of animal was Charlotte? Peggy kangaroo. Spider. Hold on, I read the book. Spider. Which massive nut comes from a palm tree called the Cocus? Cocaine. Okay.

Wait, hold on. Which massive nut? And we're sure it's JPC. For those who can't see, JPC isn't a studio crouched right into the pounds. No, no, no, I just want to have a cookie. Look at a cookie, kid. I'd take a cow. I'd take a cow.

Coconut. Coconut. What beginning with age do you call someone who lives on their own in a deliberately remote and inhospitable place? Oh, me. That's going to be a hermit. who lives on their own in a deliberately remote in hospitable place. Oh me! That's gonna be a hermit. What object associated with horses

is also known for bringing luck? Or shoe. Shoes, ormit crab names. These are all crab names. Uh-huh. Crab's all day. Crab, crab, crab. Crab's all day.

Crab's night. Dab and crab. Grab, grab, grab and crab. Or like an eight. Four 20 crabs. Crab on your grief. Crab on crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab got a dab and crab four twenty crabs Crab on your grief crab on your grief Let me get that out of here. Grab. Oh, it's a crab on my grave. That's what I give her being buried by the freaking ocean We've lost it. Yeah, we've lost it Uh, uh, we've lost it. Yeah, we've lost it.

I really liked that. It's 5 a.m. we've got insane. The sponge sugar you get at fairs is called blank candy. Sugar candy! Cod candy. Candy Warhol created the famous banana cover for which 70s ban led by Lou Reed. Soup! The blank...

Campbell Soup. The velvet on the ground. The velvet on the ground. What is the name of the much fought over Himalayan region between India and Pakistan? Tibet. The whole cashier. What is the name for a piece of string used to tie a shoe? Lace and these are all.

My wife. And if you have her, please send me pictures. I haven't seen my shoes in so long. Please let me be there. Okay. These are all sexy little things, like a little naked jay would be down. These are all types of material. Cotton velvet, cashmere lace.

These are all types of food that you can eat. We'll let's sleep. These are the four women in sex in the city. Cotton velvet, cashmere lace. I'm a total lace. Oh, I'm a cashmere. I'm a velvet because I'm like sarcastic. Yeah, so tweet us what you are for the show's thanks to the city.

A cashmere velvet lace or what is the other one? It's a cotton cotton. It's just a bunch of fabrics on a couch in front of a couch. It's just about the cap I can't talk. I'm gonna fall on my chair again. It's just a bunch of fabrics on a couch in front of a fountain. Mm-hmm, sex in the fabric. Spray the do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do I'm looking by a kiss from a prince. Oh, I think that was a... I would think Twilight, but that's Bella, right? That's what I insist my boyfriend does.

Or I won't wake up. So if he's not around, I just won't get out of bed. You just need on a trip. I'm just in a bed for a week. It's awesome. Damn. Which Shakespeare love story featured two warring families, the Montague's and the Capulets.

Romeo and Juliet. What device would you commonly use to open a haze on that or a walnut? Nick breath. Nut cracker. These are all types of operas. These are all types of plays. Theater plays.

Theater plays. These are ballets. There's a Roman Juliet, ballet. Yeah, and I'd like to see a scene between the two of you and you are Playing Romeo and Juliet in the ballet, but you're actually enemies in real life. Can I be wrapped you and Juliet? Summer after who's playing romance? I'm gonna say no. Thank you. Thank you Although I'm gonna do a walk-it as a raptor. Perfect.

So we're backstage, we don't get along. You don't get along, but you're about to have to fall in love on stage. For Suith, what light through yonder window sucks. Tis I, and you are the south, you're the fucking worst. Huh, gotta hate you. A non, a non, a non, a non. I wish I would have become a non.

Get these two anunnery. Hand me my broadsword, Ho. Excuse me, the Ho are the broadsword. That's a line from this one. One, that's a line from this one. That's two, we're gonna go on in five, but quick reminder, no dialogue in the ballet. Thank you, Cissy.

What's that? I'm sorry? Just a quick reminder, no dialogue. Wait, why didn't I learn some of these lines? I feel like you guys really were missing the point. This is a ballet. You don't talk. But happy five.

Can I tell you something? I saw Black Swan. So don't ever fucking talk to me like I'm an idiot. Okay. I saw Black Swan. Waaaa! Wrap. Look at that chicken.

Look at that beautiful chicken. Well, it's a beautiful chicken. It's very disappointed in itself. All right, we'll just say a few words. We'll make it more succinct. Like, I will just say apothecary. And when I get stabbed, I'll say, Ack, what Kathy, do I get stabbed? What have I been stuffing?

Yeah, you say dagger, find the sheath and then you stab yourself after you try to kick, kiss the poison off my lips. Find my sheets. Why would I need my sheets if I don't stab myself? If anything, I would leave those clean so I don't bother my mama. You should find your sheets because you should wrap yourself up in a me mummy you suck. Hey, can I be honest with you? Yeah, I'm freaking in love with you. I love you so much.

I'm freaking love you so much. I do want to let you know I did have a real thing with Mercutio. The music starting. Okay. Okay. Anyway. It's so rude. I don't know.

I don't know. I do want to say something. I did have a thing with Timult as well. With Timult? Yeah, but Tim's. I had a thing with Queen Mom. That's just perfect. For sure.

Yeah. That's also that's, yeah, it's not really this way go on to the stage What could that even mean? Remember that part in Romeo and Juliet I have one more. How about that? I know what Boslerman also directed strictly ballroom. Mm-hmm I played a Romeo in Production of Shakespeare in the park when I was in college. Oh I think I was 20 and that person that they cast to play Juliet was 14.

And GPC, go ahead and give your college a hot plug. Oh, no. Wait, what? Hold on. No. I went to IEPY in Indianapolis. What? Oopooey, why not both?

Baby. Oopooey, why not both? Yeah, I'm not both. Indian part of University of University of Indianapolis. I'm a graduate of college Are we ready for our last one? Yes, okay? What is the collective name for a group of lions a bunch of lions? I'm tiger I'm A bunch of lion pride pride in be through all of your true songs.

Name the South American Mammal famed for moving the... construction of the song. The grapes of Blake. Wrath. Yes. A famous novel they jammed the main back. I read that whole book when I was a junior in high school and I think I was the only person

in my class. They're like, I really didn't read this one. I'm the Jim read East of Eden. I was supposed to read that one and I watched what's eating Gilbert Grape instead. And then it came back for the test and I woke up from the dream. What is someone feeling if they have been gripped by the Green Eyed Monster? Horn me. Oh, Green Eyed Monster is the Green M&M, so hungry.

Yeah. Um, jealousy. So these are all four of the seven deadly skins. I think I'm sloth. If I'm a seven deadly. Yeah, if anything, I'm a total pride. If I'm a seven deadly sin, hmm, and you're kind of the dumb one, so you're like jealousy. I think I'm a wrath. Actually, I think we picked good ones for all of us. What do you think? For the seven to the sins, you definitely sloth.

I think I'm definitely sloth. Sex and the sinnies. Adel, we were all talking and Adel was trying to come up with sex and the sinnies. Sin and the sinnies, sex and the sinnies. Sin and the sinnies. Sin and the sinnies, is that taken? Sin and the sinnies. Sin and the sinnies. Sin and Sinanacides. Sinanacides. Sinanacides.

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This one that I just found because I love it so much But let's do a different one. Okay, great radio. Glad you said that. Yeah, I don't know. I just picked a random one out there. So if that's not good, then I don't, never mind. I have, who's this from? I don't know. I don't think this person said, and I mean, I have their email,

but I'm not giving out their email, am I right? Yeah. So let's just attribute it to Kevin A. Susie. Kevin is in a room with two doors. One leads to heaven and one leads to hell. There are two guards in the room as well. One always tells the truth and the other always lies. He doesn't know which is which. Kevin can only ask one question to both guards. Which question can he ask to figure out which door to go in? Kevin can wait. Kevin can wait.

Yeah, he asks them if he has ever seen the show Kevin can wait. So this is like an old classic riddle. Yeah, it's from the 60s. Two doors are in a room. One of them should be more sick. Haha. Uh, damn, damn. And I know the answer to this one.

The first time I ever encountered this riddle was actually in a D&D game. My GM or DM had like posed this riddle like within the game and we were like solving riddles. And I really enjoyed it. But I do know the answer. What's your fucking problem? He would go up to one of the guys and say, Hey man, what's your fucking problem? Mm-hmm. Um, you have to say, does the other guard lie?

No, you say, would the other guard tell me? Wait, before we do this. Yes. I want to see a scene, and you're the two guards and this is like a downtime. Do we get along? You don't know. One always lies when always tells the truth.

What a beautiful day this has been. Yeah, Monday is right. Yes. Mondays are always a beautiful day. It's a fresh start to the new week. I have a 20 inch penis. What to do with that? The longest island has ever been on the show. I'm so sorry, what did you just say? I said I have a 20 inch penis. Okay. And I always tell the truth.

Yeah, yeah. I always tell the truth. I don't know. What is that? She can do it. Hold on, I know who you are. Hold on, hold on. That chicken's doing a Shakespearean soloiquit.

You know I'm married, right? I'm sorry? You know I'm married, right? No, I did not know that. Well, are you lying? I always tell the truth. This is a handsome man. This is a dead end.

Just got his head to death. All right, JP, I'm sorry to cut you off. What do you think the answer is? So the answer is you go to any one of the guards and say, would this, would he tell me that this is heaven? Yeah, the way that he word it is, what would the other guards say is the correct door? Pick the door that both guards don't point to.

Oh, did you say that, okay, I thought that they could only say yes or no. Oh. In some versions of this riddle, that's the case as well. Where it's like, you know, you can only ask them one question, it has to be a yes or no answer. But yeah, that's... Oh, you can ask them each and a question?

No, it's one question. But you basically, if you say like, would he tell me that this is hell if he is lying he would say that the other guy would not tell you and if he's telling the truth he would say that the other guy would not tell you so you can like it's the same answer basically and who said in that it doesn't it doesn't say who you are so we're calling them kevby kevby and they're email is not a name let's go ahead and It doesn't say who you are. So we're calling them Kevin B. Kevin A, Susie. And their email is not a name. Let's just go ahead and read them.

First few letters of the email. Let's read the email. Let's do the AR. What? Okay, let's dox this guy internet. So let's find it. No. Well, they added another thing at the bottom,

which is here's one puddle for Aaron, which is what is 18 squared? Because I think I mentioned that a lot. They don't like math. What is 18 squared? Let's see. That's a lot. They don't like math. What is 18 squared? Let's see. That's how I felt my whole senior year of high school. We're gonna have four Mr. Tees.

Four Mr. Tees. Aaron's. Aaron is full of stress. She's floating on the ceiling. She's doing 18 squared. Her head is going to hurt. Keeping her from falling away. Because we do record outdoor.

This guy's got misguid. What we're doing to you? It's 300 something, right? I don't know. Is this a reddit? 400? You're holding the answer. I don't, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, scrolled that hard.

What is 18 squared? I'm sorry, I don't know. Scroll down, you gotta see it. You have to see it to believe it. 324. So that's just a math problem. At the end of the day, they'll sign their name, dark, dark aerobinks.

No, they'll sign their name. Dark aerobinks. Well, thank you so much for sending in that riddle. And if anyone else sent in that riddle or a similar effect, similarly, of that rimmull. Rimmull, rimmull. Uh, Jimmy rimmull. Thank you as well.

Great. And thank all of our fans. And the best way to think our fans is for you to follow me on Twitter at JP so fly. And if you're interested in any of the other things that I do, I do another podcast, the campaign podcast. I do some shows in Chicago. I do all kinds of stuff. You can find that all on my Twitter bio. You can follow me at Adderify. Also check out my podcast, Hello from the Magic Tavern. Also, Siblings Peculator.

And please follow us, Hey, we're the Riddle on Instagram, on Twitter, on Facebook, and we also have merch. So check out our merch store on T public, and I get yourself some sweet, sweet, Riddie Swag. Aaron? And follow me, Aaron, keep 10 on Instagram

to find out about my shows, but I have a show opening really soon called Emerald County Bank and Trust. It's at the second city in Chicago, and look on my Instagram for more information about that. And Aaron, that show you were telling me it's at second city, but it's not on the planet earth, correct? What planet is that on? Jupiter?

Boos! planet is that on? Jupiter? Boko created by M.O.B. Cargamus and M.O.N. the Boris. Boko, you are a risk of redemption.