Hey Riddle Riddle - #162: Tall Clowns

Episode Date: August 25, 2021

Put the kids to bed because in today's ep we're going to clown hell! (Otherwise known as hell.) Your three favorite jokers talk kitty clothes, doggy duds, and Ren-Faire FOMO — before they've had their morning coffee! All that plus a clownishly casted kids commercial, a hot British island clown, a clown mom with a license to kill, and a clown car's worth of clowning around! It's always clown hell somewhere, and it's always #WiddleWednesday today!Starring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: Casey ToneyTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & printsWant to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a headgun podcast. That was maybe the most insane clip we've ever had. On my end. Super in sync, yeah. Super in sync, mecholates bass, hold on, hold on. We can do room tone, but... These are all the Kaiju boy band. Hey, do you see an adult? Yeah, yeah.

A few days ago. You guys told me today that we had a guest coming on the podcast. Okay. And it is, to me, it does look like Golden Retriever, dressed in human clothes. There's no rules in the podcasting manual that says we can't have a dog as a guest, Aaron. Wow, I thought that you'd say that more elegantly. Aaron, can I also just say,

you claimed that this is a golden retriever dressed in human clothes. I would say all clothes are like human clothes because animals don't wear clothes. So it's like, there's sometimes little rain coats that are made specifically for dogs that wouldn't have dimensions of a human.

Humans. They're made by humans. I would argue that we see animals on our own image and that's why we put them in the clothes of humans. Aaron, can I say something that's going to make you feel pretty bad? Always. Before last, we can, this dog was just a retriever then this dog went to Tokyo and Let's just say that it did well it placed

Oh, I see I see what you did, but you also just admitted that it was a dog you guys you can't keep doing this shoot Okay, well dog is just got in reverse, so all right I'm gonna do this dog one riddle. And if he gets it, then. No, the chicken's up. The chicken's up. All right, lucky. Here's the steak that we agreed to and some old chicken bones and some pizza crust.

Oh, new chicken bones. How am I gonna get new chicken bones? Doctor, my lawyer. Damn it. He's got a great lawyer. No, I'm sorry. Doctor, my lawyer. He has new chicken bones.

Oh, he's got the new chicken bones. That's great. Good. GBC, now that you've had a great lawyer. No, I'm sorry. Talk to my lawyer. He has new treatment. Oh, he's got the new chicken bones. They're great. Good. GBC, now that you've had a little time to brainstorm, what's the name of his lawyer? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I didn't necessarily have a lot of time to brainstorm because people were.

Oh, you're taking your time. I didn't have a lot of time with something. Oh, yeah, you talking about something else? Hey, I don't want the last time you got a haircut. 1994. Alan Barkowitz. Yeah. You needed more time.

I did. I needed more time. I'm a good boy who will roll over for riddles at or if I, I'm going to sit patiently waiting for my own detergent, JPC. And there's nothing in the rules that say dogs can't do riddles. Aaron Keves. Yay. Aaron, give it. Aaron, have you ever put Lou in front of the camera? And there's nothing in the rules that say dogs can't do riddles Aaron keep Yay And ever riddles Aaron have you ever put Lou in close? Have I have I ever put Lou in close? Yes, I have mostly action

She'll let just about anything happen. She's just happy to be here She I put her this is gonna sound like I'm scarier than I am. Or it's perfect advertising for how scary I am. When I took Luda visit my parents, I put her in some American girl doll hats. Yes. And I think she looked great. Oh that's adorable. I think you're gonna say like I put her in the deep freezer

in the basement and. No. Whoa. That escalation. She said it's gonna make her sound scarier than she is. To some people, me being like, you're pretty dolly to my dog is scary enough without torturing the dog.

Have you ever put spaghetti or brisket or fries in clean? Yeah, I mean, hats are hard for dogs too, especially for spaghetti, because her ears kind of stick up a little bit. So I just don't think that human hats are just not designed for dogs, but I have put spaghetti in a t-shirt once, where her front legs went into the t-shirt arm sleeves, and she was not into it.

She walked around all weird, and we were laughing, because it was very funny, whether we were like, no, she's not having a good time. We should probably see the other daughter. She should be wearing a cutoff tank. So she's gonna be wearing a tank. They need to make tank tops for dogs, they don't. She doesn't need it. She goes out and lays in the sun. Like one minute later, she's like, I'm dying. So she doesn't need a tank top.

And you'd be constantly stealing her clothes. I would, yeah, for sure. I would love to wear dog clothes. But then Halloween costumes? Yeah, I've done. So the costumes I've had on Fries and Burskate. One is the first time I watched F fries while Gemma and I were dating and she was out of town for a long time. I bought sort of a lumberjack outfit for

fries. So it's like a bread flat shirt with like slacks. And I put it on him, took pictures of us cuddling and then sent them to her and she lost her mind. And then we also have done, we did one Halloween. Cause she thought you were the cat for a second. Yeah. Do you turn to a cat? That's your outfit. Wait, when you say that you bought this costume,

do you mean you called your guy and you were like, I'm gonna need a slightly different customization that I normally order. Yeah, I call it. Yeah. Plano Fred, great, great guy. It's kind of like what that one guy does for James Bond. This guy does for me, but with plaid.

Um, that one guy does. Cute, yes. Okay, gotcha, gotcha. Got the Q and on. So, also for Halloween, we did a sailor outfit for brisket. And then for Christmas one year, JPC got the cats a little elf costume. Oh, that's right.

I remember that. They both had pictures taken in their elf costume. And they're very, very cute. Well, I'm gonna start sending your cats costumes. I didn't know that this was an option to me. You do have two packages in my house. Sure, lock in the watch and I know that was, don't tell everyone how messy I am.

You guys, I sent Adela a gift and then I didn't remember that the website I sent a gift from Makes the default address you have to make it the default address in order to send it And then I sent myself to I sent myself two things and they sit ships to Adela and now I have to bother Adela all the time It's quite a roller coaster ride to be like Because Aaron had in June she's like I got you several birthday presidents are coming meal like meal piece They're gonna they're gonna be piece meal. They're gonna meal piece. That's what we pray. She said a meal piece Oh, they'll never come yeah Yeah guys, this is an early record for us. Yeah, it is a 11 p.m

But then I got I got this big box and there's this package and I was like oh like the birthday gifts keep on coming and then air is like hey can you ship this package to me? Well you can keep it but it's just an eccentric woman's book about fashion and interior design for about the 70s. I love it. All Sunday. You don't want that book. You don't need another book first of all and that is just a ridiculous book.

I don't know why I bought it. I'm trying to buy like less than $20 vintage coffee table books for me. You don't want that book. You don't need another book first of all. And that is just a ridiculous book. I don't know why I bought it I'm trying to buy like less than $20 vintage coffee table books for me. Oh, well, Aaron, if I may Books in a certain era were called tones Get out of here James C Casey and I visited this era just the other day. We went to the red fair Okay, I have my blanket and I have my water and I'm emotionally prepared to hear about a fun day you guys spent without me. And Aaron, Adel's already been to a red and fair, but this was Casey and I's first time

at a red and fair. And we went, Arnie Parrot was nice enough to get us some tickets. We went and saw his show, which was fantastic. And Aaron, I posted something on Instagram and you seemed very upset. And then you called me frantically 10 or 11 times, I didn't want to answer. I didn't do that. I did send, what did I send you on Instagram when I saw?

So you guys looked like you were having so much fun. It looked like you had a really good first time Renfair experience, JPC. So yeah, I mean, not to brag, but we did do knife throwing and I did hit the target twice with my knives. It was my first try, basically. It was kind of insane.

He was throwing knives. I was terrible. Casey was pretty good. J.A.P.C. was amazing. JC through knife, there's like a skull outline. He threw knife and the dagger went like dead center in the skull's forehead. Like the number one spot.

It was a bull's eye for sure. That's really impressive. I feel like that's not necessarily easy to do and before I did it I said this is President Joe Biden and then I we can't say that it's like he was the least invested in it yeah you posted a picture of you guys there and I said this sucks and then I I said, two jealous to function, going to have to dip my head into a bucket of ice. So I'm really good at regulating my emotions in general. I go to the show, Arnie Parrott, who does,

all the music for the show. I guess some of the music that you hear is like music that Casey Fienze would pay for on the internet to put underlay our seats. While the original music for the show is Arnie Parrott, who's been doing ren fairs for a decade. He was a wealth of information about rent fairs, because I was surprised that there were so many

permanent structures, and he was like, all the top tier top 15 rent fairs in the country have permanent structures, and I was like, oh, okay, good, good, good. He knows so many people who work at different ones across the country, too. So he would probably have recommendations for people no matter where you live. About where to go.

It's so cool. And I'm so jealous. And like seeing Arnie like a clip of his show, I couldn't believe how cool it looked. It was great. He also. So talented. He kind of showed us behind the scenes a little bit. So we actually got to see where a lot of the red and fair people because it's a.

They're out in the heat for like, I don't know, 14 hours a day or something, sweating in these costumes. So there's this little wooden hidden room he took us to. There's kind of like there, where they kind of work out and hydrate and stuff. And he let JPC winch press, and I'm happy to say JPC winch pressed two winches. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. JPC, are you gonna help out the struggling joke here? Sure, I mean, I know what everyone's thinking are these like these are like standard like standard fair winches, and it's like I could have yeah I was trying to think of another one for like dumbbells, but I couldn't oh yeah Well, I looked at two dumbbells, and they're like Look there she goes that girl is so fucking stupid. She's holding that book upside down. Wait, so bear the, oh, I guess because they're dumb, they don't really like bear bells. Yeah, I was gonna go think,

I was gonna maybe go with dumb spells or something like that or I don't know, thumb spells, it doesn't matter. I was trying. I think you got bulls eyes. Can I tell you about a little miracle that happened to me this weekend? Oh, what could this possibly be to confirm the existence of God? You got Red Bull in your eye and you live forever?

Uh-huh. No, well, I, first of all, I had such an awesome weekend because my sister, Molly, who is a teacher came to visit me. She's actually still here. And, and listen, just in case you're new, we are a podcast about riddles. And anytime Aaron mentions her sister, Molly, She's talking about doing drugs in the desert 100% She is the best and we got to do so many fun things It's kind of hard because obviously with Delta We don't want to be going out and about so it's sort of like

Beat the system and try to do things that were COVID safe, but we did she wanted to do some kishy Kishy she wanted to do some kitchy like it was kishie. She wanted to do some kishie, like touristy LA things and we did one of those celebrity home tours, mostly because we just wanted to be driven through like a rich person area. We were like, they won't know whose houses, like these are gonna be like old movie starhouses. None of them are probably updated,

but we just wanna like drive through Beverly Hills in a car. And it was awesome, It was the best experience. It's probably unethical and I know, but there was a moment in the tour when the tour guy was like, and who wants to see Chris Evans' house? Did her and I let out a sound? The same one. That story will be the best route. Yeah. It was sort of like a... Yeah! Yeah. It was sort of like a, yeah! Slaves! Okay! In the house looked just fine.

It wasn't really my style. But anyways, the miracle that happened is I got to play darts with my friend Cody this weekend, and I'm very, very bad at darts. Sean has great at darts because he worked at a dark bar in Chicago, but I'm so bad at darts. And so I was like, mostly missing the board up until this point. And about 20 minutes into playing darts, my friend Cody, like, leans down in whispers in my ear. And like, in front of everyone could hear him.

We went, okay, Aaron, just get two bulls eyes. And I went, okay. And I got two bulls eyes in a row, right in the middle. And ever, you said that? Yeah, he was like, get two bulls eyes. And I was like, okay. And I had never gone to bulls eyes. And I was like, okay, and had never gone to bulls eye. And hadn't even gotten close that entire night and got to. So sort of like your knife situation, JP.

So here's what it. And this is a tremendous story, but I hate to, I don't even know if I should mention this because I don't know how aware you are clearly you're a sleep agent. So what's going on is that you've been trained by some government agency. That's what I think. When somebody tells you to do something suddenly there's some sort of overdrive that kicks in to your brain and allows you to access the skills that you possess. That's... Yeah, Sean was like Cody Quick tell Aaron to make a billion dollars. Honestly Aaron what I think I'm sensing here is maybe a bit of residual jealousy from Adel

because it sounds like we have two stories of two of us getting absolute bullseye, dead sinner marks and are blatant, throwing competitions on the same day and somewhat didn't get any sort of bullseye. Oh, what did you get any bullseye all you saw in set? No, but I got some spiral potato chips. That's true. If Aaron and I are sleeper agents,

I feel like you're a still asleep agent. Oh, yeah, get him. Get him. I'm a can't go to sleeper agent. Get him. Can't his ass. I do love can't go to sleeper agent. I do love a sleeper agent like

Venturi and candidate style, where it's like, if we say assass assassinate the president your skills kick in and you assassinate a president if we say Steelless diamonds you use your skills that are receded in the back here My deal is diamond, but I love just screaming at a sleep regent make a billion dollars And they're like Honestly, why does this rain some framerate with that? And it's probably to sleep. Later in the night, I coded the exact same thing with me with a pool shot.

I'm terrible at pool. And he was like, okay, just get that shot. And I did. And it was a possible shot to get and I got it. And Sean was like, what is happening? Sounds like maybe it's Cody doing this. Sounds like maybe Cody is the one who has the expert. I missed it.

It's Cody, your friend who's a magical grouping of mist. Sorry, agent. Now is this agent Cody Banks? This is agent Cody Banks, Munich. This is character from 40 years ago. This is agent Cody Banks. Gotcha, gotcha. Is it Frankie Munis? Yeah, it must be. I think it's Frankie Munis.

It must be. It's not a big fat liar though. Yeah. Is that also Frankie Munis? I don't think it's a Paul Giammadi. Paul Giammadi and Frankie Munis would have for a bunch of the same parts. Makes sense to me. Have you seen the pilot with Paul Giammadi?

Is it Malcolm in the middle? Oh my god. It's chilling. Aaron. Oh, maybe I know it's my episode of The I'm not going to be a part of the movie. I'm not going toardi is welcome in the middle. Oh my God. It's chilling. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Listen like ones that people wrote. This is like when talk show hosts are like we have a great guest today They say that about all of them Are you haven't been on a talk show? How does that hurt your feelings?

You're being comfortably your feelings are heard they see that about all the way and everyone Here's hold on you have an experience. This why are you upset? Here's how tired I am. Okay. Moments ago, I couldn't think of the word cloud. That's good. I was like, in context of what? My brain wanted to say a cloud of mist, and I had to say a grouping of particles. Adel, I will say that's a hard word to remember because while it's only five letters, it's five all different letters.

Yeah, good point. It's okay, buddy. Yeah, if you couldn't remember door, unlike that's all different letters. Yeah good point. It's okay buddy. Yeah, if you couldn't remember door I'm like that's only three letters, but am I gonna be replaced with lucky? Yeah, well lucky come on in my time to shine. Okay, here we go. These come from These come from Jeremy Posner and then he said oh when you told me to reach out if I have a cool job I do I invent toys and games. Cool! That's the job. I know. That's like what every kid dreams to do.

Hold on, that's what we do on the Patreon. We just invent games. You invent games. And I'll say this to you, JPC, I'll say to your face. They make little to no sense. And here's what I'll say. Am I inventing those games or am I Jeremy posing as someone who's inventing those games? That's right. This riddles from me, I'm Jeremy Posner. I have said this riddle it. I'd say definitely my favorite game you invented is, have I seen this episode of bones? Which I'm oddly pretty good at.

By the way, that is both an old callback and a very recent patriotic episode. My favorite game invented his little monkey bones because he's a walking top in breathing game. You said his DNA is made up of a thousand rules to tabletop games. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah. His blood is all D20s. I love this riddle from Jeremy, so here we go. I came up with a fun quick riddle for you all to play with. The frozen pizza rolls that I will sometimes snack on have microwave instructions that state, microwave six pizza rolls for 60 seconds. However, I always make seven pizza rolls. Why is that? Here's the thing. Here's the thing. Is Jeremy really going out of their way to not talk about how these are Tatino's pizza rolls? Or is it? No, we can't say that word. No, I actually can't. No, don't say it again.

JPC. After I got the tattoo, the Tatino's corporation said that I could use that twice. That's twice now. What a hot pockets family. Candyman, candyman, candyman. To cancel it out. To kill the Tatinos beast. Oh, you said it. Look at, oh, they're both here. Candyman and Tosinos, they're fighting. I'm the murderer.

Tosinos and Tosinos. I'm lucky the dog. We can't do in profits too early. Don't make us. We have one voice and it's, I'm this thing. I'm lucky the dog. We can't do in profits too early. Don't make us. We have one voice and it's, I'm this thing. I'm a thing. The frozen pizza rolls that I will sometimes snack on have microwave instructions at state, microwave six pizza rolls for 60 seconds.

However, I always make seven pizza rolls. Why is that? To throw one to their dog. You can't give a dog a pizza roll. You can give a dog a bone. They're poisonous for humans. If you give one to a dog, that dog is toast, heinous.

Yeah. For sure, for sure. I will say the answer to this is like, and you want the last one to be a tiny bit undercooked. Just a tiny bit under. Oh, so that's the answer? No, I'm just saying like, how like why? Why? You're trying to get us to guess Jeremy Posner's little pizza roll per version.

I can't get into the mental shoes and jeans of someone who wants a bonus little pizza roll. No. Yes, you can because I will say he thinks like both of you. And he even states, I think Adela and JPC would do this. I don't think Aaron would, but I still think. I got a rental for you guys, I got a rental for you guys real quick. After I wash my hands in the bathroom,

I touch the bathroom door knob, and then I touch the closet door knob, and then the bathroom door knob. Why do I do this? We all know you don't wash your hands. You see. I run them under the water for a second. Okay, if he thinks like us,

then that seventh pizza roll, the reason he makes it and it's a little undercooked, so you can put it in his butt, see how it feels. No, Adel, come on. I really like you. I like you. Well, you have to know honestly, because if you can cut out the middleman, the mouth, and eat directly with your ass, you should try it with every type of food at least once because

if it works, you've broken the system. That's a good thing. I feel like the middleman is the stomach. There's so many middleman involved in this process. What are we talking about? I'm talking about? Talk about. Hey baby, I like your front desk, but your middle man is even better.

You're stuck, my stomach. Yeah, you work out, you look great. So why does Jeremy make a seventh pizza roll? Any like the- Come on, he thinks like you. He likes a little undercoat. Okay. Because he's on a pizza roll. Is this a pun?

Is the answer to this going to be pun? No, it's not a pun. It just has to do with both of your sense of humor. Because 60 seconds. Don't make me guess my own joke. Okay. That is the new Patreon game I'm playing is guess your own joke. Guess your own joke. I think we can't actually have played Guess Your Own Joke on the internet. Yeah, with love. We do those review episodes. Yeah.

Oh god damn it. So this, okay, so Jeremy's in my mind. I'm in Jeremy's mind. Hold on, I have to become Jeremy. The Jeremy included the other personal details about their life. Jeremy is, I think, very similar. He listens to the show.

He's a similar sense of humor to the two of you. What? To come after 60 seconds. That adds a little bit more time to 60 seconds. That's a similar sense of humor to the two of you. What to come after 60 seconds that adds a little bit more time to 60 seconds. That would be your sense of humor. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I see. He adds us another one in case he wants seconds. No, no, no, no, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it. He always puts in seven so that he can do it for 69 seconds. You got it. He

wants 69 into the microwave. Have a little giggle and then go on his marry. And have one bee slightly overcooked or undercooked. That makes that makes a lot of sense Jeremy. That makes a lot of sense. I see you and I respect you. This is in no way a riddle. It is a riddle. I may go and have mercy on ourselves. Addle's thing is when he doesn't get the answer, he says it's not a riddle. Addle, I want to see a scene. Okay, so there's the, we're shooting a Tatinos pizza roll commercial. There's been a mix up with your manager or your order. No, your agent, your agent, you booked you without an audition out of this commercial. You are you in your, your age and the rest of the people in this commercial are the little

children who are excited about eating pizza rolls as a snack, okay? Okay. Who I seem to be the oldest person on set. Hey buddy, what's your name? Hi, I'm Davis. Hi Davis, are you also, are you playing man number three? Oh, I guess it says boy here. Are you playing boy number three?

Uh huh, well yeah, I'm boy number three. Are you boy number two? I'm boy number two. So I guess we're gonna be spending a lot of time eating pizza rolls together. I can't wait, I love pizza rolls, but actually you're supposed to put them in your mouth, chew them, and spit them in a bucket.

Oh, otherwise you're gonna eat like 40 pizza rolls. And action. Whoa, mommy, pizza rolls, that's cool. Yeah, that's so cool. Let me just grab the napkins off the top shelf here. Sorry, I'm six foot eight. I'm a big boy and I'm growing. What else? And cut, can we stay on script?

Oh, I'm sorry. I thought we were improvising. No, you're doing great. Oh, thank you. So I'm sorry. To be clear, you were... he's fine improvising, but I should say unsquipped. Yeah, I would love if you stayed on the script. My dad, yeah, absolutely. I can tell. And action.

Mom made pizza walls. No, she didn't. I'm joking. I just want to see this little fucker sweat. Tostitos. Eat them. And that was a great take, but let's just do another one for safety and action Mom made pizza. Well shut the fuck up. You're adopted What you're adopted. I'm so sorry. Can you suck. Hi, can you please stay unscript?

I'm sorry. He just he's giving me pop shells that I don't know how to not we act to them. He's doing great He's doing great. Do you sir? You were doing so great. Thank you. You love that you're playing a kid. It's not weird at all Oh good and this so this is like a this is a real commercial and this isn't like a lonely island parody or something Of course not. This is a real commercial and action mom made pizza rolls cut Mom made pizza rolls cut See I'm sorry do it do it that way three times I'm gonna get no and then finally Say the right line. I'm sorry. I'm sorry guys No, I sabotaged your scene got exactly what I wanted out of the pizza roll scene

What is the last time I got a question for you guys when was the last time you had a pizza roll? Oh? I want to say I'll be honest decades. It's been decades for me out of the pizza roll scene. What is the last time I got a question for you guys? When was the last time you had a pizza roll? Ooh, I wanna say, I'll be honest. Decades, it's been decades for me. I wanna say, I've been free ones like two years ago. Whoa, pretty nice. I wanna say probably when I was 16 or 17,

I've had bagel bites maybe in the last 10 years, but pizza rolls I haven't had since I was in my teens. Yeah. Little pizzas, ooh, I'm not. I do remember, I'm not sure because I haven't had big old bites in a long time, but don't the package for bagel bites come with like a little, like you like pull the film out and then turn it on

its upside-down side and there's that little like reflective microwave thing and then you put the bagel bites on it and like cook them, like it's a little plate. Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Right. That's so wild. It's so wild like that to buy something from a freezer that comes with a little plate. Oh yeah, I forgot about that. That's so wild. It's so wild that to buy something from a freezer that comes with a little plate that you're supposed

to cook it on. We should do a review crew and have it be a bunch of food from our childhood. Oh, here's the thing. I don't know that they make vegetarian bagel bites or pizza rolls. Maybe they do like a four cheese. They might make it in a four cheese.

Yeah, four. And we could also, if some of us are looking to some of the snacks, the other ones could have some of the snacks. I'll do all the juice pouches. I'll take that bullet everybody. Yeah, thanks for dying on that hill. I hate it literally. Just so everybody knows, I will do every type of Eminem. You don't have to try them. All do all of those. Don't worry about that. I'll die on a hill covered in that Capri Sun Silver Slime. Yeah, that's an uphill. You'll die on a hill covered in that Capri Sun silver slime. Yeah, that's an ant hill. You'll die on an ant hill.

Yeah, help me. It came out of my locker and I can't breathe. Okay, thank you so much Jeremy for that riddle. These are from Kenneth. I think it's okay. So these are from Kenneth's son. Wow, hey, by the way Kenneth congrats Let me go on like a big dad energy coming from Kenya Yeah, he says long time listener my six-year-old told me this riddle the other day while hiking kind of cool that they hike I'm very impressed. I thought it was clever and I don't remember you doing it Sorry if I'm mistaken are you actually Aaron pointed clarification?

It sounds like maybe only the sun was hiking. Sounds like maybe Kenneth was just kind of like laying back my tie-in hand, sun gives him a call, and it's like, it's getting pretty dark out here. I got to think he came up with a riddle. How do you get up? Follow the trees, son.

All right. Lucy's family is poor, but her father manages to get two tickets to the circus. Wow. Lucy's favorites are the clowns. After the circus was over, Lucy and her father went up to the main clown and asked if he could perform at her birthday. The clown said it would cost $50,000 and the father had to say it was too much.

The clown handed the father something and by the time Lucy's birthday came along, they had the clown perform at her party. What did the clown hand the father? I know the answer to this. You do? The answer to this is there is no answer. This is a fever dream because no kid's favorite thing at the circus is the clowns. I was a kid once. I was a kid once. The kid got bit by a bunch of ticks and this is a fever dream. And a snake. And so the combination of all of that in its body made the kid like clowns.

That would lie. I would love a snake biting a kid and be like, ugh, ticks. I was a kid once and when I went to the circus, the clowns were the most terrifying part. I wanted nothing to do with them. So this is a lie. I'll be honest with you, when I went to the circus, the clowns were the most terrifying part. I wanted nothing to do with them. So this is a lie. I'll be honest with you, when I was a kid, I don't think I was ever exposed to like many

clowns. I think that the main clown exposure that I got were like, do you remember when McDonald's would have just big statues of Ronald McDonald's like on premise? That would have still do. I would be like, that's awesome. On like a little bench in your life. Yeah, I don't want to sit next to him. And he was humongous.

And that was always off putting to me, but I don't think I ever remember ever seeing a cloud. Here's my hot take. I don't think Ronald McDonald should be taller than 5'9. I think he should be about 5'9, 5'10 tops. There's no reason that Ronald McDonald needs to be over six feet. Here's the thing. No.

You could not be more wrong. The only thing worse than a clown is a tiny clown. They could be anywhere. Oh, I'm not. I'm not a tiny clown. I want a big clown. I want a big clown so I can know where it's at all times. Five did is an average height clown.

Okay, hold on. Hold on. Everyone shut up. I don't use a clown that's five dideys like, look at that. Look at hold on, hold on. Everyone shut up. I don't use a cloud that's five dide is like, look at that, look at, hey short stack. Why don't you have, everyone just stretch those legs out. Everyone close your eyes.

Now picture, okay, so picture a regular clown, they walk up, they're holding a balloon or something. Sure. Pretty scary. Picture, picture, I have to adjust my mental picture. Yeah, hold on. Mine was pretty nice and tranquil.

Let me just do it. Oh, yeah. Christ, look at those teeth. No. Now picture a clown. It's like six five. Still scary. A little more intimidating, but probably just as bad. Now picture, now picture a clown that's two feet tall. That's what I'm laughing when it runs. And you think you saw it, but then you see a blur in the corner of your eye. Is there two of them? Clever girl. But now the lights are turned off. They got to the they got to the box in the basement.

Oh. Now they could be anywhere. They're on the ceiling. They're in your hair. Clowns everywhere. Wait, I just made a picket show. Yeah, toddler clowns. Yeah, you're right.

I'm terrified of toddler clowns. No, thank you. Oh, they're full adults with their tiny clowns. No, thank you. Oh, there's a tiny Six five clown. Oh, am I attracted to this clown? No, absolutely not Studies have shown that clown taller clowns do make more money. So that does that makes sense I want to see a scene. Are you both familiar with love Island? Yeah, okay, the way the English one or either one What could that be? What is that distinction? Totally different vibe. It's like a different planet to different show that American one sucks. Well, it's a difference between so hot and he's fit, isn't it? I would say we got good chat, isn't it? Mariah, Mariah watches both and she mostly

watched the UK one, but she has just watched this season, this, I believe this season of the American one, because there's two black women on it, and I've tangentially watched it from being in the same household. The announcer guy for the UK is way better than the announcer guy. He's so funny.

He's great. And he looks nothing like what his voice sounds like. I remember they showed him once I was like that's that guy for that's the voice of that guy. I thought the guy from his voice was like Like a 56-year-old Craig kill board look at guy, but he's not he's just like a young dude And I was like that's wild. I want to see a scene so this is a new season of love Island And what it is is It's just like love Island except there's one

clown on the island. So Aaron this is your date, your first date kind of getting a chance to pull him aside and spend some sexy time with him. This is you and a clown. How are you feeling now, babes? How's your first day? Right, so glad you pulled me for a check. It's crazy here, right? It's like everyone's, you know, there's so much energy, so much sexual energy, and like obviously, you know, I'm the new guy, everyone's looking at me. I got huge shoes, everybody knows what that means,

big heads. Who do you have your eyes on then? well Quite honestly, I've got my eyes on you But I mean I'm not oh seems like she wasn't expecting that if he can win her over it would be a big feet But I'm it quite honestly that if he can win her over, it would be a big feat. But I mean, quite honestly, I saw Michelle earlier and my eyes did pop out of my head. I will go, I will go.

So I started talking to the clown and he, like the second he said, he's attracted to me, I threw up in my mouth a little, but then the second he brought Michelle into it, I got little jealous, because this would be the third guy in the villa that went to Michelle instead of me and I decided that I'm gonna fuck this crown then. It seems like their love is ballooning. With Veronica pulled me for a chat I'll have to say my flower was squirt and water. Honk, honk. And cut, shut it down, shut the whole season down.

Burn it. Burn it. Salt the island. Salt the island. Salt the island. This is over in Europe. This is the house we frited in Hawaii. This is not, we should not destroy this,

but we're talking about. We have to clown fumes. Aaron, what can you, so this kid wanted the clown for the birthday party the main clown yeah the clown wanted the clown wanted $50,000 which is insane that's like blues traveler money at a state fair The clown handed something to the father and then the clown was performing at the birthday party. Yeah, what did I? What did the clown hand a father? I think I know it was a piece of paper no I think it piece of paper? No. I think it was a piece of paper this time. I think it was a piece of paper that said,

let me fuck your wife. No, but I'll allow it. Let's just have that be the answer from the six. Thank you, Your Honor. First of all, first of all, look, that scenario that you're describing at all, completely unreal, it would never happen. But guys, let's be honest,

we all carry that piece of paper everybody everybody everybody you have a list of the five celebrities that you're allowed to cheat with and you have on the back side of that is just let me fuck your wife and you take your shot you throw your hand very yeah and yours if you have that piece of paper laminated you're the game. Yeah, you're ahead of the game Aaron was the thing that the clown handed the guy was it like 50,000 doll hairs? No, that would be terrifying Hand him a big club of doll hairs. So why would the clown hand the dance something? This clown just not want to do it is that why he quoted such an outrageous price?

Or did a little kid who wrote this riddle have no concept of what money is or value things like that? Did the clown hand the dad his soul and said, now you go to clown hell instead of me? Kind of. Sorry, I said clown hell. That's redundant. It's just hell.

The clown was trying to do something nice, but was also trying to avoid going Did he hand the guy 50 thousand dollars? No, you Adel was kind of closest oddly Mm-hmm he handed the dad his makeup kit. Yeah, Ben. I make up kit and he said yeah You be the clown you're the clown now dad. So this cloud This cloud is charging 50 now,000 you are the clown now dad $50,000 this guy this cloud is charging $50,000 for an appearance at a birthday party And yet he's just blowing up his market share by being like it's actually easy. You just put up a face That's how good he is he knows that's not gonna affect his money and that's true That's true. Well, I want to see a scene, but we do have to take a break. So we're going to come back from a break and don't forget clowns because we're going to see a clown scene.

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Oh, no! Du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du and we're back and I want to see a scene based on the riddle before the break which was about a dad Putting on a brave clown face for his son's birthday party. I want to show you a JPC your little boy Aaron you are a Parent who can't afford a clown so you're becoming a clown yourself and you're trying to trick your son On his birthday by making him think that you're the clown he wanted for his party. Knock, knock, knock! Hey mom, come in.

Oh, I'm a job! Woo! What's your day, little Kyle? Um, Kyle, Mom, what's going on? No I'm not I'm not your mom although I bet whoever is your mom had to go through 47 hours of labor just to get you out of her Hong Kong mom I know I said I wanted a clown for my birthday and I don't know what this is great. Thank you. I thank you. Your mom is dead. My name is Mrs. Cloud. And I'm here to be a buddy for your friends. I can't tell. Is this another situation where I need to call Dr. Schultz and have him come over or is this is or is this just a nice thing that you're

doing for me because it's been a tough year. I'll be honest with you is right on the line. Okay. We cut. We cut to a bunker in West Virginia. Thank you for coming in, Clanmom. Here's the situation. We have a militia in the south of France We're gonna air drop you in now. You need to take out the entire militia grab the package secure it bring it back to us Can you do that Clown Mom? Hong Kong We cut we cut to the south of France as a helicopter drops a single rope and clown mom slides down. Whippity-pity-pity-doodoo-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop- I'm a leader. It's your brain. She pulling my brain out of my head. I'm a leader. Clan mom will surely kill us all.

I hope she returns. I was having a lot of fun being Clan mom. Clan mom has real agent Cody Banks interview. Oh yeah. Sexy sexy. Sexy sexy. Breaking the ads. He's an adult now.

He's a real, real adult. I think he's a race car driver now. Pretty cool. His Twitter is depressing. Oh, no, don't tell me that. Oh, yeah. Sorry, but it is. Because he forgot everything.

Yeah. Yeah. And just, just like, he tweets just some real shit about his life that is like, oh, that's terrible. Oh God bless him. I hope he's okay. Yeah, me too. This riddle comes from Caleb. It's an original riddle and then Caleb said some really nice stuff and we did I just wanted to say Caleb. Thank you for letting us hang out with you and I'm so glad that you listen to the podcast Wait, we didn't agree to let Caleb hang out with us. Did we yeah Caleb's been hanging out with us while listening to the pod? Oh my god, really yeah people can just Caleb in in my house. Yeah, dude

Okay, sorry, can someone explain what a podcast is to J.B.C. Jesus Christ Someone explain what a podcast is to JPC again. Jesus Christ. I got some stuff in here that I do not need Caleb, see him. JPC sit down for a minute. I'm gonna tell you what a podcast is. When a man and a woman love each other very much, they get on microphones and they talk over one another.

Now, sometimes there's paid advertisements and sometimes there's not. And that's essentially what you're gonna experience when you grow up. Surely there's Patreon content too. Oh, of course. Don't be stupid. Right?

Okay. So this one comes from Caleb. And they say, I hope you love and or hate this one, which is the exact right sentiment to send an original riddle to us. Yes, aim into that. Because the opposite of love is not hate, it isn't difference.

Love and hate two sides to the same coin, and that coin is emotion. And Caleb, you know that, and that's why you sent the riddle. And GPC, how's your screenplay in difference actually coming? So it's getting wetter, but I think it's the room that I'm keeping it in. Yeah, that's one of the only words you can't use to describe the screenplay, and you found one of those congratulations. Okay. So I have to admit it's getting wetter. It's getting wetter all the time.

You may find me around your shoulders drenched in red paint or I may be a coward's escape. Wait a second. Is this that? Is this a riddle about that cape I made? Yes. Because by the way, I only had an hour to make the cape. And I had to wear that night I made. Yes. Because, by the way, I only had an hour to make the cape, and I had to wear that night, Caleb. So, it's actually pretty impressive.

I guess you had been in your house, and you've seen that cape. I think this is about when I wore that mink for coat to the award ceremony. I got red paint dumped all over my shoulders. You kind of got the answer, but not quite. You're really close. Oh, is it not Pita? Is it?

No, well, what is another? What's, or maybe a coward to escape? What's a coward to escape? A coward's escape would be, uh, what is it called in Irish goodbye? Would you just leave the party without talking to me? I love doing that. So a coward's escape famously, Noel coward died on his, uh, in his bed in his room. I don't know where they're away from the answer. But I know that I know that no cowards last words were either the wallpaper goes or I do

Famous last words from no coward look it up a Cowards escape now that would be like a what like a 2004 escape back when they had like the exterior Title again, you were so close with what you said with fur coat with the like the mink, but it's a not not mink box. Is it leather? Well, something that means a coward's escape, but it's also a fronk a skunk. A skunk's bug.

Cowers it's skate. I skunked out of that place. So where are the animals that fur coat would be made of so we have mink we have hedgehog We have porcupine alpaca alpaca bag we have all pack about have It's not one that I would ordinarily associate with a fur coat, but they do make fur They used to make fur out of these all the time. Chinchilla. No, oh my god.

Soft, soft. There was a point where I believe Jay-Z's clothing brand, which is rock-aware, right? I think gotten trouble for using dog hair as their fur. You really? I think so. Yikes. That sucks. I hate that.

Yeah, especially if you paid 200 bucks for the jacket. Is it something to do like sheep or something? No, it's like a road and deep thing like small we. We we we. It's we. A lot of something. It's not a great riddle. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Do people wear weasel for jackets? You know, it's less like jacket and more like, like, you know, those old timey fur around your shoulders. That's me that of weasel teeth? Yeah, often, yeah. Wow.

When I was a kid. I'll give it a goog and I'll show you in the, Wow. Give it a goog. Put that in the goog and hide. When I was a kid, I both loved Hufer Marjrabbit and I was also terrified of the weasels in that movie.

Yeah, because of the cloud. They're so scary. They're so scary. I was clowns. Honestly, for me, it was Weird Al's Alba Kerkie with the flushing weasels in the donut box that just turned me off of weasels completely. Rad of weasels.

Well, these are disturbing images. Bick. What's this? I'm sorry, Aaron, when you put the disclaimer in, we have to put that before the episode, which is. Oh, sorry. They come for it after this is a head-go-pockance. These are disturbing images.

Where did I put it? Content warning, we will be talking about Weasels. I just, I don't know, I, I don't know much about the fur industry in general, but I, I just was not aware that weasels were something that, uh, that people used as like fashion. Yeah, it's more like, think of it more of like something as something in the past and less about. It does, it does sound like a, like a fancy clothing brand of like, ooh, is that shirt by Weezel? It does sound like a product or something.

Yeah, Van Weezel. Van Weezel, it's about Bambley. I'm going to Paris next week and I'm so excited and most of the museum stuff I'm doing is going to see like Couture dresses in real life. It's always been my dream. I'm gonna go see like Chanel and Dior and a couple other fancy designers in person and I literally can't wait.

I saw like growing up I used to be so obsessed with that part of the Kennedy Museum where it shows all of Jackie's dresses. Oh yeah. Because it just looks like you get to see these costumes that are like, are these costumes, these outfits that are like wearable art. Because people spend like 200 hours plus making them. It's so cool.

I'm so excited to see it. Um, alright. Are you going to try and buy one? Yeah, I'm going to try to buy like a $120,000 vintage couture gown. We'll see if they let me get it for like $30. They should let you wear them. They should have like a VIP ticket that you buy where you get to try on like any three that you want.

That would be, I don't need to be famous, I don't need to go do an award show. I would like to wear an Ellie's sob dress just once in my life. Just for 20 minutes. I'll shower before I put it on. I promise if I remember to shower, they should have a ticket where it's like, you paid $10 and you can touch through the dresses up to three of the dresses and just touch them and go, this is cute. Yeah.

And to be clear with with with what Aaron said, all of my eye promises are if I remember. So if yeah, I mean, that's a blanket for any eye promise that I have. It's a if I remember eye promise. And I hate to put you on the spot, but earlier this week, you did send us your new country song if I remember.

Do you want to sing us? Yeah, please, I'd like to. From that country song, if I were. Yeah, absolutely. I mean, put me on the spot. You are doing exactly what I would like you to be doing sure absolutely. If I remember how we used to be I promise that guy could be me but I got a bad memory. Thank you, thank you.

Thank you, thank you, thank you. Wow, and you say that was based on Momento? Yeah, it's based on what I remember of Momento, because I watched it maybe a decade and a half ago, and then I watched a bunch of other Christopher Nolan movies, so I really can't, with all the sideways buildings and shit, that's the mid-to-toe, right? Sure.

Okay, good, because verse two of the song is going to need a lot of that context. So these next riddles come from a riddy from upstate New York. They didn't give me a push to your name below or some original riddles. Each is a rewording of the name of a band or musical group. Since I'm writing this in 2021, I suspect you'll get to hear these sometimes in 2020 sometime in 2025. Well, we got to them sooner. Can I ask us a sincere question? Yeah. What is the difference between a band and a musical group? I'd say a band plays instruments in musical group. Yeah. It's album sales. It's a certain threshold of album sales. Yeah. Interesting interesting. Okay.

Asked an answer. Thank you. Because I would never say like in sync as a band, right? They're, yeah, I don't think they're a band. You by a boy band, but you wouldn't just say that they're a band. Hmm. That's fair. Yeah, I guess they don't play instruments. Like Robin Hood's guys, that's a Mary band. That's completely different. All right, cool. I'm gonna love my wife gonna see my horse. It's a re-wording, but it's not like a scrambling of the letters just to make that clear. Got it. It's not a scrambling of the letters. No, it's more like a different way to say the name of the band. Sure. Okay, ready. The first one, and you're gonna have to buzz in, okay? Why? Get some most because I wanted to competition.

Oh, okay, got it, got it, got it. Oh no. All right, ready? Yeah. Tallying Ravens. That could buzz. A adult. Oh man.

This should be a little band called Count and Crows. You got it. Damn. Shattering spaghetti squash. Buzz. Addle. Smas spaghetti squash. Buzz. Addle. Smashing pumpkins. Bunch.

Residual radioactive contamination guy. Bunch. Buzz. JPC. Imagine dragons. No. Buzz. You're just thinking over the word radioactive. Sure, yeah. Could that be you, why? Fallout boy. Buzz. You're just thinking over the word radioactive. Sure. Yeah. Could that be why?

Fallout boy? Yeah. Cool. I'm a three zero on Adel right now. This sucks. What's a single Fallout Boy song? Because every time I think of a Fallout Boy song, it turns out to be like Mike Emeagull's romance. Or Panic at the distance. No, it's like a head first slide into Cooper's town in a bad bet. You don't know that song.

Follow-A-Boy loves those things with their titles. Yeah. I saw them in concert for two and a half hours. So the big follow-up. Follow-A-Boy are the people who wrote, wake me up one September hands. The big follow-up boys songs that you would know, Adela, are they guys?

You're gonna be dance dance, and you're gonna be sugar going down. Sugar going down, swimming. Oh, I know. I know. Swimming sugar. We're going down swimming. Sugar. We're going down swimming. Famously, if I know, I'm going to call it. Okay, okay. A load of got complex cocket and pull it.

Haven't you ever heard of closing a God-dink door? Nope, that is. Okay, that's Green Day. Okay. No. I've been hanging around. We're fucking with him. Down this town. That's Imagine Dragon. Okay. No, I've been hanging around this town. That's imagined dragon. Oh, okay. We're scrambling I do like I'd be hanging around this town ready elective

Ow, ow, you know, it's going my brain and that's how you girl talk in prison the packy-derm In prison the pack of Derm um oh Derm in prison the pack of Derm um oh Lama jail but I love Lama jail I love their hit I'm sorry I'm sorry I've related me yes Adel prison, the pack of Durham, is this the new hit in the band, elephant jail? No, kind of. Masked poem. You got one of the words, right? You got elephant right.

What band has elephant in it? Elephant, I'm trying to say elephant. Elephant. Oh, is this like the cage in the elephant? Yep. Oh. Yeah, you can say it. Is it called the cage in the elephant? No, Oh, yeah. Yeah, you can say it.

Is it called the cage in the elephant? No, it's called cage the elephant. Cage the elephant. Cage the elephant. Is that, now, what, I have no, I don't think I, I don't think I could name a single cage the elephant song. Oh, I can. Go ahead.

Cage elephant. Was it done with that one? Oh, fucking thing. Any trampled folks in a eight-peen nuts, any got put down to sleep it's very short song it's very sad the ending all of us are kind of angling for honestly eating a peanut and getting put to sleep a man tundra simians buzz Arctic monkey's

oh come on Adelaide you buzzed before him Somebody call the snow patrol Oh also way easier just to shout about than buzzing just turns out turns out All right Cerebro vascular accidents. Excuse me. Cerebro vascular accidents excuse me cerebro vascular accidents crazy brain brain Crazy brain bad brain. This is the With this big with this be crash test dummies. No, that's a really really really good Yes, three wheel three wheel vascular is a good guess to no, but it's really good guess. Serebrio Vascular.

I mean, Vascular is a good guess too. No, but it's exodus. Serebrio Vascular accident. Something that can go wrong in your mind. Oh, the strokes. There you go. Oh, yeah. Last night.

I had a pretty bad stroke. Boop, boop, boop. That's John Millencamp. All right, and here's my favorite one. Little story about having a stroke. Below citrus. Oh, uh, suck fruit. No. Oh stroke below citrus. Oh Suckfruit. No, oh below citrus. Oh under the lemons

No, it's not under the lemons, but you're so close Fruit bets. I was I was gonna say under lime Yeah, you got it kind of we are under lime oh You got the right citrus lime Below citrus we are nickel lime The Beatles the Beatles lime lime George here is this the lime simbrists? Sub marine Sublime there you go

I don't practice Antiria she was singing a song about submarines. She was not singing a sublime song Because I was like that's pretty toned down for a sublime song. That's pretty interesting No, that's yellow submarine by the Beatles, but I was trying to get you to get the word sub All right That's Yellow Submarine by the Beatles, but I'm trying to get you to get the word sub. Yeah. All right. Is that a good one? That was very good.

Thank you so much, Riddles. Yeah, I like those. I love any sort of like themed riddles that you people send a bunch of is a blast. I also feel like just from listening to those, I have a really good idea of what kind of music they listen to in Upstate New York. And I gotta say, you are decades behind.

Oh yeah. Here's our last riddle. These are from Nolan who we replied to on Instagram, but they were too nervous to actually reply back. So that- Hey, that's okay. A lot of times reply back, not necessary. Not looking for a full conversation that goes,

you know, a couple of days. Just, yeah. Nice thing, nice thing. End of conversation. We're good. It's lovely. So, Nolan is from Toronto and they want us to do a live show there and I would love to. Okay, so, Nolan also says that this is my favorite podcast and I drive for UPS and listen to about 40 hours of podcast every week. And we're the favorite. What a dream. That's so nice. That is very nice. And it's a main course What a dream. That's so nice. That is very nice. And it's a main course riddle, so let's get into it. On a Monday morning, Kevin sits alone.

About 30 minutes later, Susie walks into the room. Although they've never met, they have a short conversation about some photographs that Kevin brought. Kevin and Susie shake hands, then Kevin leaves with Susie shortly after. Kevin and Susie don't speak for three months and live their regular lives. One day, Susie cuts Kevin's neck while he sleeps,

killing him. Who is Susie and why did you do this? I'll be honest with you. Susie could be any woman. Okay. Wow. Clown. Clown mom. So Kevin brought the photographs. Yeah. They change hands. They haven't shows Susie the photographs and they talk about them a little

bit or they don't talk about them. They, yeah, they have a short conversation. Okay, okay, then they should dance. Okay, okay. Here's what it is. Kevin shows Susie some photographs of a, um, of a cancer growing inside of him. And also, and the photographs is an insurance policy that says like, it doesn't pay out if you don't have cancer,

you have to be murdered. Yeah. I love those insurance policies. They're getting more and more specific because too many people are getting cancer. I feel like scoring spouses take out that insurance policy quite a bit. Oh yeah.

They're not far off. You're not far off. It is Kevin. Kevin is Kevin happy about getting murdered by Susie? I'm not. Wouldn't necessarily say he's been murdered by her. Oh, okay. I have a solution. What's that battle? So these are pictures of a...

No, I want to know what's up with you, man. Are you okay? How's it going? Yeah, what's going on with you? What's going on with you? Are you? What's going on? I'm not great. You're not great. I'm fine. My feet turn into sticks. What? They'll turn back.

They'll turn back. Remember that which we killed in the woods? You killed in the woods. Well, no. I remember, Whitney's gonna go witch-burder. Yeah, me too. I don't got sticks for feet. So guess who killed the witch?

Fine. So I want to say that the pictures were of like a goiter or a growth, um, and then, so this is a surgeon, so they were meeting and then three months, three months later he came in for a surgery and they did a, so there was like a biopsy and then they did a full surgery. You said, you said, he gets his throat slit, right? You say. But that doesn you said, he gets his throat slit, right? You say. But that doesn't necessarily mean he dies. Maybe she was just trying to take out the guy's voice box because he was going to testify against her

and you cannot testify against your wife if she is slit, your throat. JPC's answer makes the most sense, but unfortunately is not the one. Adel, you got it. Suzy is a neurosurgeon. The photographs Kevin brought were magnetic resonance images or MRIs of a tumor in his neck. The tumor was in a very risky area. Kevin agreed to the risks, but unfortunately died in surgery. A risky area, Australia? Yep.

You got it. Off the risk. Anytime. What? Risk. That's risk for me. But Suzy was the doctor. She stood on a block of ice. Well for them her goldfish. It was a cabin of the airplane. I'm glad Kevin died at the end of that riddle. He didn't need to. It could have been a successful surgery. There was no reason for him to die.

But I'm glad he did. Aaron is a woman who constantly wears a red ribbon around her throat. Um, was she keep saying we should not pull on? Do you have a... I had one fall off of you? What? What? I want to see Chris Evans house. Do you have anything to plug besides that hole in your neck? Um, I want to plug.

Uh, you can follow me around the room. Okay. Uh, you can follow me. Aaron keep 10 on Instagram. I'm also just still really into the podcast crushes. You should check it out. It's one of the gentlest, most lovely things that I listen to right now. So those are my two plugs. Can you see anything to plug?

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add all anything that you would like to plug. Oh yes, on Friday the 13th, which should be have passed by now. I did a podcast with friend of the show, Jeffrey Kramer and Cecil Baldwin of Welcome to Nightfail. It's a podcast called Random Number Generator Horror Podcast number nine. And we talked about the movie Friday the 13th, Part Two, Appropoe because it came out on Friday the 13th.

So please check out Random Number Generator Horror Podcast number nine and we had a great time talking about this movie. Perfect. That sounds fun. I'm excited to listen. Perfect. And clown mom. Now people say that you're such a skillless ass and you're not of this earth. Where were you born? Hong Kong Jupiter. Goodbye. I'm not your mom. I'm a clown. Walk a-walka, kids! How many, how many episodes? How many episodes do I walk a bit? Ooh, I used to it. Oh, that's a lot of fun. Just when you least expect it, that's what it goes away.

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