Hey Riddle Riddle - #165: elddiR elddiR yeH

Episode Date: September 15, 2021

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Hey there Hawkeye's and Holks, if you liked that you're gonna love this week's Patreon. We play a game based on the top grossing movies of all time and see in some scenes. You can listen to that plus our entire Bat Catalog at patreon.com such as Hey Riddle Riddle by joining the clue crew for $5 a month or the review crew for $8 a month. See you there! I'm gonna be ready. I'm gonna be ready. I'm gonna be ready. I'm gonna be ready. I'm gonna be ready. I'm gonna be ready. I'm gonna be ready. I'm gonna be ready.

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I'm gonna be ready. I'm gonna be ready. I'm gonna be ready. I'm gonna be ready. I'm gonna be ready. village in Denmark with only a population of one and the one the one person that lives there is this beautiful tall woman who's the funniest tall swim in the world. Do you know her name or the name of the town? It's the same name. It's the same name. It's the same name. Oh, yeah, I want to mention our Patreon. It's patreon.com slash Hey, Rital Rital. We have so much great bonus content you can check out there. I also like I said at the top of the show I want to apologize for my head cold and my gross sound so apologies again for that Also check out on stitcher premium hey tavern tavern. It's the three of us in the hello for the magic tavern world doing some fun stuff

and I also want to mention I don't agree with what JPC said about Hershey bars in his plugs and with what JPC said about Hershey bars and his plugs. And Aaron, I want to second your plug for the band Aqua. Check out their albums, their phenomenal musicians. Oh, I would love to plug my Twitch. It's twitch.tv, it's like Shark Barkman. I stream most days over there. So you can always check me out,

give me a follow, give me a sub. If you're an Amazon Prime subscriber, we all have to make the hard decisions in this world. Go ahead and just give me a free prime sub. It doesn't cost you anything and I get a little couple of bucks for it. It's great for everyone. I gotta also say Denmark does not have Hershey's chocolate. So if you are looking for superior quality chocolate, do not go to Denmark.

They don't have the basic fundamental chocolate. Hershey's the worst. It's the worst chocolate. It's the worst chocolate. Addle anything to plug. I would like to plug my Instagram, Erin, Keith, 10, about once every five weeks. I go through when I respond to all of your messages and I love doing that. So if you want to send me a message, you can find me over there.

I also have been really loving Crush's podcast and I really love the podcast improv is dead. All fellow Chicago comedy people, huge fan, so check that out. Also, check out Aqua. I know what you're thinking. I haven't listened to Aqua in 20 years. Dr. Jones is the best song ever. Go to Spotify, type it in, close your eyes,

and ride the roller coaster of happiness and love, my friends. Aqua is gonna be so surprised with their numbers spike. GPC, anything to plug? All right, let's get into some main course riddles. These are listeners submitted, obviously, just like the warm-up ones were. And these are from M from Canada. So thank you M Let's get into it

Let's get dangerous. Let's get dangerous is what Darkwing Duck would say. Oh, okay I just I wanted to let enough time pass But we had someone whose name was Emma and then Adel didn't launch into his Evan M impression this head cold must be something This this thing is really fucking with you. This is a head cold podcast. I said, em and you didn't go, I'm tired. A man made a tie is, a man made a tie is, I'm tired. Netland is, you guys go, I enjoyed the Patreon for nothing else other than Addles to Eminem wraps. They're my favorite thing.

So these are from em and em says, I stole these reddles from a page a day puzzle calendar from 2014. Each one gives four unrelated words. And to solve it, you have to find rhyming words so that the first word becomes a category and the following three become items in that category. It's just more simple if I give you an example

because it's really confusing. For example, I literally watched the light leave Adel's eyes. I saw Adel's soul step outside of his body, look back at him, shake his head, no, and then they both departed. He goes, I can't do this. As my soul is leaving my body, try to grab onto its feet and say, take me with you.

No, remember we love riddles again. Huh? We love riddles. But can we also say, canonicallyically we hate the instructions for them? Oh, yes, of course. This ain't school, okay. I don't eat homework right now. I love riddles, and I do all year, but I hate homework. JPC doesn't like instructions.

He's thrown so many cookbooks out the window. He goes, don't tell me how much sugar I gotta put in brownies. He's the bad boy of baking. We need to do an episode where we ask our parents for help with riddles like Where we all have our parents on a phone and we go mom Just crying at the dining room table at 10 p.m. I'm going. I don't get it. All right, so for example shower lazy Faster nose. What's this a daft punks on shower lazy faster nose. What is this a daft punks on? It's a shower lazy faster nose. The solution would be flower daisy

aster rose. Aster type of flower. That's my only question. It is. So that doesn't make sense. So it's like the first, all the words will rhyme each other and the first word is the category for the other three words. Got it. So the first one's going to be the hardest one to figure out, but it's a word that rhymes with whatever. And there's no natural category to the four words. They just random four words. Yeah, the first four words are completely random. Okay. Each one gives four unrelated words and to solve it, you have to find rhyming words so that the first word becomes a category and the following three become items in that category I'm from Canada. I love this. I love it. I have a question from from Canada now

I have not been to Canada since I was a young child But it's possible that someone from Canada came to the United States and my question I guess it's just a general question. What did I do to you? Did I do something wrong to you? Did we cross paths? Did I dismiss you out of hand? Did I slight you in some way? Was my behavior somewhat offensive to you?

I want to know, because I need to apologize. And I feel like I'm being punished. Well, JBC, I know exactly what you did, because I have a newspaper from when you were a young child redundant in 2003 and you as a child got a step letter and slapped a mountain horse. But it took him so long to set it up just right. He readjusted the ladder several times, climbed up it and slapped him right across the face. And my defense, I thought it was a hands on ahard body contest that I really wanted to win that horse.

That thing kicked me so far, I immediately lost the contest, which was not a contest. And then he said hockey sucks and then backed away into the United States. And Ken, that's called soccer. But I get the game, Aaron. I get the game. I love it. I want to play it. I want to do great at it. Let's get this party started. To quote three. Alright, let's do it.

Loyalty, spring, clean, rinse. I'd like to solve the puzzle. Yes, JPC. Solve that puzzle. Loyalty, king, queen, pence. Yes, JPC solve that puzzle royalty king queen Pents, yes, he did it he did it Mike Pence the former Prince of Indiana We call our governor the Prince for the only state that does that and you're a huge fan of his right? Just his political work

fan of his right. Just his political work. Yeah. Hey, his hair cut. Yeah. Have you two read the children's book, Loppetit Pence? No. It's about a tiny Mike Pence who lives on the moon.

It's a beautiful story. What would it take? What would it take for you to read? Let's assume Mike Pence has written a book. He has to have written a book because all politicians would. What would it take for you? What would you to read? And it's entirety Mike Pence's book. If it has a good, if the name have written a book because all politicians would, what would it take for you? What have you to read in this entirety, Mike Pence's book? If it has a good, if the name was like a good pun, if it was like Pence pals or something

like that, I would take a pen to leave a pens. Six Pents, the Academy, the poorer. Six Pents, none the richer and I like it that way. Yeah, I think you have to be a picture book, and it would have to be from a trash can on the side of the road. And I would just go, okay guys, well I gotta tell you that it looks like there are some articles from Simon and Sush, Shuster that might pens have something. Wait, wait, Simon and Shuster, what happened to Garfunkel?

So it looks like they're both doing solo things now and they just they want it better this way. Garfunkel thought that he was the brains and voice of the operation. But Mike Pence has a two book deal. And it doesn't look like maybe it's not even out yet, but we can. And at some point, look forward to reading Mike Pence book, Mike Pence's book. It is entirety of the Patreon. I know I've said this before on the show, but I wish I had Garfunkel confidence. I'm aiming to have that kind of confidence going into my 30s. I want to think I'm more talented than all Simon. Can we do a new weekly three panel cartoon?

It's called Garfunkel and it's a nice New York city singer songwriter, Kat. Okay. And that's all I have right now. Yeah. It hates my days. What else? It loves to like.

It loves to like. It loves to like. It loves to like. The only living cat in New York. I love it. Okay, so the next one is, knowledge, braille, puke, and myth. Nothing rhymes with knowledge.

This is a bowl. This is a bowl. Okay, I do. And if you had gone to this place, you would know that. I'd like to solve. Yes, I'll solve that puzzle. College. Yes.

Duke. Wait, can you repeat the words? Braille, pu puke and myth Braille is Yale mm-hmm puke is Duke mm-hmm and myth mm-hmm M Y T H mm-hmm. Oh, I know myth Smith. Yeah I like to see I JPC you are dad and Adel you are son and you just got all of your college acceptance letters in the mail and you're opening them to see where you got into school. And Aaron, you said, uh, JPC's a dad, I am a son. Am I JPC's son or I'm just any son? You are JPC's son. I'm sorry. I should have specified. Oh, his soul's leaving his body.

Yeah. Alright, kiddo. It's a pretty big day. I got the photo recorder all set up, so we are capturing this moment forever. A photo recorder, death, Jesus. What? I'm just photo recorder? I'm just trying to be supportive of my special guy on this big day. I only wish that my pop was around to capture this moment for me when I was your

edge. Where was he? Uh, we don't know. He, that's actually kind of a sad story. He claimed to have been adopted by aliens several times and then one day he just disappeared forever. times and then one day he just disappeared forever. That sometimes when I look up at the moon I still think about it. Maybe my old man's up there, maybe he's thinking about it. Hell, I use this photo recorder to see if I can capture a glimpse of him amongst the clouds but I never do do I never do oh Dad look what I got into I got into what he's getting into now up there Oh far away in the clouds the sky if you still alive, but he would be

Alien technology can keep you alive much longer than we'd be your humans could live I don't know how you know that Dad, we take a look at this acceptance that put down the guitar put down the guitar. Sorry. Just noodles around thinking about Man, maybe he's still alive probably not anyway. It's your big day, buddy Go ahead and open up your first your first acceptance letter. I didn't hope it's an acceptance letter It is and look what I got into. I got into the University of Florida, Occidental UFO.

You got into the University of, you're gonna be just like your old man! A UFO grad! That's where you went, Dad? No. You're right, I... I didn't go to college, I was on the road tracking down my old man Looking up at the stars and the sky at night trying to figure out where he went with my old photo recorder

Well, I'm gonna take a walk outside. This is like hurting a thousand mice That's where they are son you got to stay inside with me Put your head back on put your head on what was this beam of light dead? I'm getting put down the guitar put down the guitar and help me. I can't I got a play Fun okay, I Strike the music I did plays cliffs of dover is that like Eric Johnston or something the famous huh? Cliffs of Dover. Is that like Eric Johnston or something? The fan- Huh? Huh?

Cliffs of Dover? There's a song called Cliffs of Dover that's amazing and it's like by a famous guitarist, but I forget, it's not Joe Satchriani, it's like Eric Johnston or something. Dude, you are obsessed with the Cliffs of Dover. The Cliffs of Dover tried to- They almost killed me.

One time, and the guy cannot stop talking about it for the rest of his life. Eric, that's what he's fucked up. Yep, somebody tell Adel about Google. I'm tired of him not knowing what Google is. Type it into your computer! I try to be present during the recordings. Sorry, what?

I was googling ice cream. I just want to go get pictures of ice cream. I'm sorry, what? I was googling Mike Pence Bookdale. Let's go back to the riddle. Okay. We'll get pictures of ice cream. I'm sorry what I was googling Mike Pence book deal Let's go back to the riddle okay curb climb Paragon

Cannell Curb okay, do you see let's work together on this one? Oh, Adelso what happens when you really have to put you have to pass a You have to pass a turb. You guys are all together. I got a pass and turb. I can't stand a man's turn. I just couldn't stand a man's turn. I just couldn't stand a man's turn. I just couldn't stand a man's turn.

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I just couldn't stand a man's turn. I just couldn't stand a man's turn. I just couldn't stand a man's turn. I just couldn't stand a man's turn. I just couldn't stand a man's turn. I just couldn't stand a man's turn. I just couldn't stand a man's turn. I just couldn't stand a man's turn. I just couldn't stand a man's turn. I just couldn't stand a man's look, look. Watch, watch, watch, watch. So, curb could rhyme with burb.

Burb. You go, do every letter of the alphabet. Sure, there's a couple types of burbs. There's a stork. There's a pinnacle. Win. There's a two cam. There's a flaming bro. Yeah. What are the burbs right there?

Oh, oh, oh, a curb could rhyme with herb. That's it. And there would be the last three words. One at a time. Climb. That is time. Speaking of art garfunkel. Rosebird time stage and parsley. Rubbery on climb.

Ha ha ha. Imagine being so high that you're just looking at your spice cabinet and then you make up a song and an album based on that. I'm ha ha da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da spice cabinet. Give me a little snippet of what that song might. Haha nice. Oh fuck, it's all right here. Duh, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, oh, nothing makes cinnamon, nothing makes cinnamon. First deal. Both the spices put an egg nog, it makes it nice and thin, oh, both both nothing makes cinnamon, not makes cinnamon but makes cinnamon I got a nut I got a make married cinnamon so fucking

high salt salt pepper and salt salt and pepper and salt salt pepper and salt salt salt pepper and salt salt pepper and she's getting pepper and salt pepper salt pepper and salt pepper and salt pepper coriander that's that's so funny I do love one of those songs where they're So pepper and just go and pepper and a salt pepper. So pepper. So did I. Coriander. Uh, that's, that's so funny. I do love one of those songs where they're like, okay, we love the song, but you do say in

the song, I got a nut and we do think the internet is going to misunderstand that. They're going to take it. We don't understand how they can take that out of context. We don't get what that means. Listen. That makes an amaze. That makes an amaze. Listen, we love the song. All we're saying is when kids are watching these superheroes,

uh, Busting Ghosts, the phrase Busting makes me feel good is gonna hit different with parents. Okay. Time. So you got time. Yes. Paragon. Paragon. Penal. Penal. Yeah, you did it. Nice. Okay. Great. I thought theygon. Teregon. Canal. Females. Yeah, you did it. Nice. Okay, great.

I thought they were. Thanks for making the show, and I hope you all have a wonderful day. M from Canadian. Mm. Duh-duh-duh. Thank you for that. These next riddles. Can I see a scene real quick?

Mm-hmm. I love it. Oh, thank you so much, Judge. I'd like to see you seeing Aaron, you are sort of a, um, maybe like a sea list, uh, Mary Poppins. So like if Mary Poppins was like a hot mess. Right. Uh, JBC, you are a young, uh, young boy that she is, uh, babysitting or naning for.

Okay. Sure. And, um, Aaron, you're trying to get him to take his medicine and you have a fun little trick on what makes the medicine go down smoother, but it's not a spoonful of sugar. For every job that must be done, there is an element of, oh, f***, where's my bag?

F***, oh, f***, my whole life's in this bag, f*** me. F***ing, my bag, holy s***, oh god, okay. She's Harry Grabbins, she's Harry Grabbins. Yes, f***, hold the f*** on, please. Oh my goodness. You got nothing but time, you, oh god, okay. She's a cherry-grabbins, cherry-grabbins. Yes, s***, hold the s***, god, please. Oh my goodness. You got nothing but time, you're a child, please. I put for the love of a hutsu-tlinger. Oh god.

Cherry-grabbins, I must have my medicine. No, I'm trying to find it. It's more than just your medicine and the spag, the s***. Oh s***, me. S***, don't put everything in a s***. One bag, Merit. Cherry-grabbins, this is the police. Come out with your hands up. Okay, when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are you when are Why is the quiet boy on the floor trying to not get caught by the police to not get caught by the police

Shut the fuck up. We can hear you in there singing. So where you to start singing to are you ready? Please EO It's super annoying that you're outside of my door Sherry's there door Sherry grubb and Sherry grubb You never found her bag oh Sherry grubbens I like that you just played Lily Allen Fuck my whole life is in this bag fuck me David Harba

Fuck you fuck you very very much Okay, we got to make that a future length film Aaron. What's the next riddle? These are from Sarah. Oh, fuck you very very much. Okay, thank you. We gotta make that a future length film. Aaron, what's the next riddle? These are from Sarah. Oh, thank you, Sarah. Oh, so we're out of the rhyme time? Yeah, those are dumb. Those are dumb.

Okay, on to Sarah, sorry. All right. Of Letters 5, the first and last. Long awaited shining ring. Resting place of kings long past buried where the waters sing. What am I? This is a national treasure-esque treasure map.

Nick Cage and the other guy have to find it. Mm-hmm. Okay. It says Nick Cage and the other guy have to find it. Hey, we all wish we could remember that guy's name and he was huge for six years. So, I'm void. No, no, no. No, no, no. No name and he was huge for six years. Yeah. John Voight. No, no, no, no. He was just around in movies for six years.

He was the sidekick guy. He was a national treathers sidekick and national treasurer. Is he in the hangover? Josh, he may have been the guy in the hangover. Yes. The guy who gets lost. The husband, the one that we don't see pretty much in that kind of. It's the guy getting married, right?

It's his bachelor party. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Couldn't possibly tell you. Well, no, never? It's his match for it. That guy, yeah, yeah. Okay. Couldn't pass it, we tell you. Well, no, we'll never know, because we can't Google it, because we're being present or whatever. I don't fucking care.

Because we all put our phones in the middle of the table and the first person to touch their phone has to bite dinner and we all ordered big pizzas. Big pizzas. Expansies. Of letters five, the first and last, long awaited shining ring resting place of kings long past buried where the water sing Where am I this where where am I last time you said what am I what am I sorry drunk? I'm busted This feels like a scary bobbins and all drunk. This feels like a stage description for like a

and I'm drunk. This feels like a stage description for like a Sonic the Hedgehog game. Okay. So is this like, is the answer like the aqua temple or something like that? Because they talk about clunky rings, they talk about like a weird location. Wrestling Place of Kings, which would be Dr. Robotnik,

who's eventually made King. Okay, where are the Kings rest? In Pyramids? Tumes. Tumes. But it was a five-letter word tombs with an S or graves? No, okay. So it this is a little bit confusing So I'm gonna give you I'm gonna guide you through it a little. Okay, so What is five letters that isn't a word but it's sort of a list of five letters if you don't count why. What is five letters? The vowels. Yes. A-E-I-O-U. Yes, so what's the first and last letter of what you just said? A and A. You. You. Yes, it's gold. Gold in them. The argument is shining rain resting place of Kingslong

past buried where the waters sing. Gold. Cool. I'd like to see a scene. Sure. Yes. You're two men who have gone west and you're panning for gold, and that's the scene. Thank you. Gary, why don't you come down here by the river?

I made a bit of a discovery. Oh! Hot sauce! You found something? Well, I did find something. You found gold? Well, close did find something. You found gold? Well, close. Now I found a fish here.

And this fish has a bit of glint to its scales. Okay, I'll, I'll infumer you. Looks like a fish to me. Let me, let me bite it, make sure it's real. Yeah, that's a real fish. It's dead now. You took a, you took a huge chunk out of that fish. I was gonna say throw it back, but uh, but.

No, okay, now you're just doing dead fish on the water. So, I don't know what you're trying to scare off his friends. Trying to set an example of this is what happens to fish. Oh, fuck he's dead. I'm scared. We're all scared and we're swimming away. Great, okay, well now all the fish are gone. It looks like they all...

I mean, I guess your like, sadistic fish torture site is pushing the fish away. I'm gonna go back and pan for gold over my claim. Just, you let me know if you find anything interesting, okay? Gary, Gary, look! I found something else! Okay, what is it? Now, if you look beyond our passing mountains just above that peak over there, in between the clouds. You see that big golden ball?

That's a sun. Are you staring directly at the sun? I'm staring directly at the biggest piece of gold I have ever seen. Okay, you gotta stop. You're gonna burn out your eyes. That will destroy your eyes. When I close my eyes, I still see the gold. Yeah, they're gone.

Your eyes are gone. Okay, so you're gonna be dead in a week. Now, hold on, my eyes aren't gone. They're just liquid. Now they ran back inside the back of my head, and I feel like it's sloshing out, coming out in my mouth. Uh huh.

Never thought I'd experience that sensation. I'd never seen a fellow swallow his eyes before, but I guess yeah, here, Pandever, go long enough. You've seen just about everything. Ah, well anyway, good luck at your claim claim I'm gonna go ahead over back to mind you call me if you find anything interesting oh Gary hey what yeah what is it Chuck I can't see anything anymore but uh you smell that do I smell that yeah smells like a it smells like a bear I do smell that it does smell I guess it does smell like a bear I mean another thing that it smells like is a man who's only eating hard-tacking beans

farting. That's one smell that that could be, but you say bear, I say... I say just like a nasty liquid, you know, heavy cloud of human debris. Hey, it's me, it's a bear. Hey, I'll wear the fish. Holy smokes, it's a bear. Where the fish? I think the fish all got scared away.

Scared away by what? A dead fish? Well I mean, dad is a very delicate way of putting it. You guys come into my home. You steal all my gold. You scare away my fish. And now I'm going to eat you. I only have one request bear and it seems to be perfectly reasonable.

Everything that you listed, uh, everything that you listed was something that we did. Before you eat us, can I please eat him? Let me at least get, uh, you know, some semblance of revenge. Seriously, he smells horrible. I know, it's not gonna be fun for me. It's really gonna be about punishment for him, not a reward for me. Alright, I get it. There's a food chain here. Go ahead. I eat him, barried me. You know, the world goes up.

I'm running away, fuckers! He is not gonna get far without his eyes. I'm sick. Cool, let's finish these. Colors turned, beaches burned, diamonds burned, what am I? Wow. Are you honest on this? Yeah.

This sounds like a reanna song. Colors burned. Like a B side? Like, I mean, not like one that we all know, but you know. No, not like umbrella. Colors burned. Colors burned. Colors turned, beaches burned, which is burned?

Diamonds burned, what am I? Diamonds burned. So diamonds burned. Diamonds burned. What am I? Diamonds burned. So diamonds burned. I'm sorry. Diamonds. What am I? Your drunk colors turned, beaches burned. Diamond's burned. What am I? So okay. When do you spur in a diamond? When someone proposes and you say, when you're in love, oh no. No, no thank you and the first one was season what was it something's color's turn color's turn so that would be the seasons right spring summer fall winter okay fuck me just burned no oh color's turn it's the wheel on prices right have you guys ever seen somebody

proposed like in real life like out in the wild, just seen someone propose. Yeah, and I talked about it because it was at a, what was the name of that, all you could eat, noodle place. Oh, yeah, I remember you tying that. Yeah, we thought the guy was robbing the place but he was proposing. That's such a well thing to do there.

But you've never seen someone say no, correct? Not in person, no. No. I did, I did watch someone propose at a comedy sports match one time and they, they, they cleared it with us and they, apparently they're big fans of improv and she said yes, but the look that she gave was like the most like frightened, like, it felt like if there had been no one there, I don't know that a yes would have been. I felt like a person who said yes to like move past this and it was wild and it left me wondering forever if that ended up happening at all.

She would have said fuck no, but she didn't want to get one of those swear bags. And comedy swear bags. If romantic comedies are any indication though, we should have seen way more people say no, because at least half of the proposals and media are knows. And also we should meet way more 30 something year old people who have never been kissed. Exactly. And we're 40 year old virgins. never been kissed exactly and forty-year-old virgins

all of my friends should have way nicer apartments yeah uh... big ol spaces loft spaces in new york city uh... where is this i can't believe it's not represented you know it's so interesting

is the way that men's apartments are represented in rom com's there's no more high fantasy thing ever. There's always like, they have like bar cards with scotch, like a record player and there's leather couches and it looks super beautiful. Like I have only ever seen dirty navy blue sheets, a single pillow that they've been sleeping on since college. The mattress is on the floor.

The couch is a bean bag. Their bathroom is, you need to be wearing like a bio hazard seat to go into it. So I got to see a seed. So Aaron, we're going to do a little gender swap here. Aaron, you're going to be playing a guy who is bringing a girl back to his apartment. Let's say you've gone on like three or four dates at this point. Your apartment is just, everything else about you is like romantic comedy ideal. You know, you're like the perfect guy on paper,

but your apartment is just like a standard 20 year old dipshit apartment in the adult. You're the girl who's seeing this apartment for the first time and this is like after you're like third or fourth date. So this is me. Do you want to see where the magic happens? I'm kidding, I'm actually cool.

This is me. What does that mean? I mean, like this is my house. I know you said, yeah, I just was trying to make this. And you say this is me to indicate this is your house? I'm actually supposed to be super charming and cool and you don't get, we haven't gotten to part with you. I'm joking.

You're so chubby and cool. I'm just a b have gotten part where you're taking more such a thing and cool. I'm just a bumbling sort of likable idiot I would love to come in and see whatever madman condo you own. Okay, just be careful a bunch of cans are gonna come cascading out of this door when I open it and you living in a home alone house. Ah yes, so just let's wait through some of this garbage. I don't know how to cook So I eat fast food three meals a day

McDonald's is basically my house. Let's keep going through here. This is my roommate Todd We were in a frat with Todd in college Todd you never closed the door right you never lock it when you leave Never close the door. What's up Todd nice to meet you. You have great legs. Wait. Yeah, this is Todd. He plays video games all day. Why is his dog wrapped to the bed and fruit by the foot? That's not a dog, my guy.

That's a raccoon that we caught. Anyways, go this way. This way, here's my refrigerator. We got Bud Light. We got a stick of butter that Todd's mom bought for us six years ago. That butter smells like the inside of John Goodman's asshole. Uh-huh, we got a rotten lime. What else we got here?

Uh, yeah, that's about it. We got some cheap vodka in the freezer. Um, I... Hey, guys, I'm gonna go back to my room in just a second, but I gotta let you know if you find my replica copy of Erragorn Sword, don't touch it. I don't know where it is. I mean don't touch it. It's sooo valuable. Don't... Erragorn? I think I saw it under your boondock saints poster.

Which one? I'll go look at all of them. Yeah, just check them all out. Why do you have so many stop signs? Did you steal these? Yeah, fuck yeah We did and it was hilarious. That's not hilarious. Oh, it's so funny to steal stop signs I could potentially save people's lives right this way this couch is from my mom's basement Hold for applause. This is a stuffed deer Mm-hmm, and it's got stains, stains, stains.

Anyways, the wheelchair can't be opened. Don't want to interrupt again. Rick, I just wanted to check with you. Porns coming on. Do you want me to DVR it or are you guys going to be done? Or? Denise, what do you think? DVR?

Watch it live. Let's watch it live. Yeah, sweet. Okay, pretty cool. Okay. Yeah, sorry. I I know it's really dirty in here and I know that it doesn't go well with my perfect Architecture job and my great looks and my good smell But I just never really learned to clean because I had this nanny growing up. She was a real piece of trash But she used to clean our house

It was awesome. It's okay. It's okay. And listen. I don't care where you live. Okay. All I want is you. And now I want to fuck you on this mattress. This is just laying on the floor. Yeah. The fitted sheets are never quite around the edges of it. Kind of sexy hot, right? That's because it's a, it's a king and the fitted sheets are for a queen. Thanks Todd. It kind of sexy hot right that's because it's a it's a king and the fidget sheets are for a queen Thanks That's helpful. That's pretty ample I've been in that apartment I think he wouldn't my me saying this that was Sean's first apartment when I met him when he was 22

Wow, you wouldn't mind you saying that, that's why. No, we talk about it all the time. Now that Mike, we've made so much more sense. Yeah, no, he's a very clean person. I think just when you were in a frat in college, your first house, it was in Rigglyville, they started from a negative place. It was a disgusting apartment that they moved into.

I knew it, I started at the bottom now, here. J.B.C. So, I just texted me, did you say my name? Oh. Oh. I knew a guy in college who would go to McDonald's, and buy like $30 worth of food, and then come home and eat it, or whatever he was going to eat, and then put the rest

of it in the microwave, and then just microwave, like the next day when he wanted some more, and then take out what he was going to eat, and leave the it in the microwave, and then just microwave the next day when he wanted some more, and then take out what he was gonna eat and leave the rest in the microwave, and then microwave it again. And he would do that three or four times until all of the food was gone from the microwave. And did you see this man whenever you looked in the mirror?

Yeah, nice. The best thing that I ever did was become a vegetarian when I was 14 because I got to miss all of those terrible habits of like, I would just watch my friends eat like McDonald's for every meal, I'm like, I've never been so lucky that I literally can't eat here. Let's hear this riddle get air. Yeah, so two things, I just said, Sean said,

did you say my name? And I said, yes, I was talking about your first apartment. And he said, oh God. What? I'm ruined. Okay, so we're gonna do two more, and then we'll take a quick break. Colors turned, beaches burned,

diamonds burned, what am I? Colors turned. What would happen if I had to beat you? What would happen if I had to beat you? Tydy, if you burned a beach, it would turn into glass. Glass, my friends. Glass.

Glass. Okay, I get it. I get it. One of my favorite roundplums ever, sweet home Alabama, that guy, the hot one, her original husband in it, does the, you guys know I'm talking about? Flinnerskin? No, in sweet home out, not the stong, the movie with Reese Witherspoon, and he puts like

the stuff, the pillars in the sand during a storm, and then they get struck by lightning and it burns the sand and it turns into glass sculptures. What? You haven't watched Sweet Home Alabama? Not recently. Why are we not watching that yearly? I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I've heard people who don't watch Sweet Home Alabama once here. I've never seen this before. I've never seen this before. I watch the one where the woman lives in a Walmart. Isn't that a movie? I've never watched a year. There's a romcom where I the woman lives in a Walmart. Isn't that a movie? What? What's a year? There's a romcom where I think somebody lives in a Walmart.

Oh, that's not iconic though. Okay. I got no mad ladles or Robcaw apparently. What the fuck? Okay. Guy's you towards a peaceful dream. Paramount. Oh, sorry.

Guides you toward a peaceful dream. Paramount across the sea. Fragrant. Herbal clouds the sea. Fragrant, herbal clouds of steam. Fragrant, sorry. Guides of, guide you toward a peaceful dream paramount across the sea. Fragrant, herbal clouds of steam, messenger of destiny. Well, if you want to get paramount across the sea, you're going to need a VPN. Wait, yeah.

The answer of the VPN. Is that a thermal? Is that a thermal? A thermal dream param yeah. The answer of the VPN. A hands up? Is that a rumor? A rumor? A pyramids across the sea. That's evidence. It's the rumor. A great verbal clouds of steam, messenger of destiny.

Is this a genius bottle? I'm gonna love you the right way. No. So wait, was Chris you had a regular seeing about her clip? What? Yes. Go watch sweet home Alabama. Go. Go. Am I in trouble?

This is my first one. Yeah, you're so much trouble. A pregnant purple clouds of steam. Is this like a diffuser? A pregnant herbal clouds of steam. What steam? Yeah, tea. It's tea. Tea.

What's the tea? Yes. Aaron, anything to plug? And we're coming back from the break and we're doing some main course Uriddles. Hey, GPC. Uh, uh, yeah? You're not in trouble. I just need help. I'm

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Okay. Wait, what's going on with that all? Oh, nothing, nothing. I'm just setting up a very normal Squarespace website, not a prank thing. No, he's gonna tune you. And I'm gonna use analytics. Use insights to grow my business and learn where my site visits and sales are coming from. That's pretty cool.

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You know, there never truly is a middle of the woods. Isn't it funny to think about something like that? Like, have there never truly is a middle of the woods? No, this is the middle. Okay, this is it. Addle, can you help? Yeah, actually. So, as per Robert Frost, I don't know if you know his poems.

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Listen to their submitted warm-up riddles ever... Yes, yes, yes, yes. Actually, I have heard of these. Oh, okay, cool. Well, then this will be easy for you, and I'm sure you'll get the riddle right away. Oh, JPC, I think it was a rhetorical question. Oh, fuck. Did I think it was a rhetorical question. Oh, fuck. Did I get that wrong again?

I have got, eventually I have got to Google it. Not during this episode, because I'm going to make a rule right now. No Googleing during this episode. Did you get it wrong again? Oh, I expected you to say. Oh, yeah. Now I'm confused because is it?

God, you're confused. I really want to win that horse. So, these come from Pavel, P-A-V-E-L from Boston. Very cool. Thank you so much for listening in Boston. Will Spell Boston is well, please? B-O-S-T-O-N-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-B-I. Nope, it's S-H-I-T-O-N-S-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I. Nope, it's S-H-I-T-H-O-L-E.

Buh! Huh? That's like... Everyone's a title to their opinion. Um, I bought a book of Russian children's riddles because I have a one-year-old who I'm speaking Russian to. That's very cool. I bought this book on eBay and there's really only one riddle worth sending because it

translates fairly well. Here it goes. Notice they said they weren't teaching the child Russian. They said I'm speaking to the child in Russian, which is probably baffling this child. They also never said it was their child. This could just be a child that they see on walks and they're like trying to activate them as a sleeper. So let's see if you can move the gun.

I have a one year old. No, get out. Well, no. I mean, that just means they're. I have a one year old. So hopefully. Yeah. Well, no. I mean, that just means there are possession of a one year old. That does that mean that they're the biological father or the other. So that's a part of a to wrap it up. It then. I am not a king, but I wear crown. I'm not a horse rider, but I have spurs. I'm not in alarm, but I wake everyone. I like to solve all these puzzles.

It's one puzzle. No, I'm not a king, but I wake everyone. I like to solve all these puzzles. It's one puzzle. No. I'm not a king, but I have a crown. That would be a tooth. I'm not a horse, but I have spurs. That would be the city of San Antonio. And what was the third one? I'm not in alarm, but I wake everyone.

That would be... The answer to all three of these is from the low Anthony. Yeah. Addle. Is there any chance that he played for the spurs? Absolutely not. No. We're talking nuggets, we're talking nicks,

we're talking troll blazers and avalacars. Hey, if we're talking nuggets, we're talking Benji or we're talking chicken, we're talking dino. I do think that Denver Nuggets cheerleaders should be called like the sauces, are the sweet and sour or something? Oh yeah, they should just be branded.

They should all be branded with a different uniform that's a different duck and sauce. Oh, thank God, that's what you meant. When you said they should all be branded, I was worried. Okay, just so we know, that is what I meant. What you were worried about. But not just cheerleaders, I think everybody should get branded. No tattoos, just pretend.

We're into the cult phase with JPC, trying to start a cult, just ignore him. Okay, first of all, you can't to the cult phase with JPCs trying to start a cult just ignore him Okay, first of all you can't ignore a cult that doesn't make it go away. Oh my god What is the answer? Okay, Airboard take it at the first sign of a cult Is this okay? I'm not a king, but I have a crown. I'm feeling really vulnerable I'm not a and this person said they can make my career go a little further. All I have to do is move far, far away from my family and friends and worship a man who's a narcissist.

Wait a minute. Thanks, Airboard. Created by a teacher. There's nothing in the rules that says a born can't play basketball. Airboard. And the last one was, I'm not on alarm clock, but I wake everyone up. Yeah, that's is definitely the best clip. Is it like a son?

No. Or a rooster? Oh, it's a rooster. Rooster has a little crown. Rooster. Their legs, their feet have those little spurs. I want to see a scene. Oh, okay.

Aaron, you are a farmer. Thank you. You, and now we'll get into the scene. Aaron, you're a farmer. You found that you have been unsuccessful as a farmer because you sleep too heavily. So you have invested in a rooster. And so this is morning number one

with your new investment. JPC, you are the rooster. Got it. And you're maybe not worth the money that was paid sure The part of me male Now I've been porous and through your kitchen supplies And I notice that you have a wide variety of herbal tea Supplies and I notice that you have a wide variety of herbal teas

Now I'm a little darker Rooster myself and I do not get up out of bed without a hot cup of juice Are you wearing my bathrobe? Now this is your bathrobe then why does it fit me so well? That's what I would like to know. I can only see your head. What do you mean? It doesn't it fits you so well Now I did find a little can of instant coffee, but a good, godfiring rooster such as myself would never DANGED to put instant coffee in here to tell you where my rooster throws. Are you wearing my glasses? Am I dreaming?

These y'all glasses? Well then why is my prescription never felt so right? I must be near-sided, far-sided, and got all kinds of astigmatism. Wait, sorry, I hear the rooster I hired yesterday. Aren't you supposed to stand on top of the roof and go, Too high! It's simply too high up there, ma'am. Now I didn't make my way up on top of the roof when I got to tell you.

Those 30-year shingles aren't rated past 25, and they got five years left if there's a life of rooster in my butt This is a real boundary cross. I'm in bed with my body now. You're still in me. The only reason I came and got this job is because my wife crossed kind of a boundary with another rooster and I said I'm packing up my bags Hidden down to the rooster depot and getting out now here. Are you wearing my wedding ring? This is your wedding ring? That's an obvious mistake. I do apologize. I take it off and I give it back. I did not see a gentleman in the house.

Man, you have to stay outside with the other animals. You can't just come into my room. Why? I can't wear my bathroom and my glasses in my ring. Stay outside with the other animals. You expect me to frolic around with the chickens? You expect me to crowze around with the cows? You expect me to hang out with the horses? Yeah, I have never been so insulted in my life.

And I got salted out of Kentucky Fried Chicken for near on 30 minutes when the thought that I was breakfast and lunch and dinner. Seed. I'm not done yet. I got plenty more to say. You're fired. I never met a rooster that was also a lawyer.

Y'all know if I'm made. We've got another one, ready? Yes, yes. And another one. One more warm-up ready that I came across. Okay. These blades don't cut What's the same they are themselves cut? What they be? These blades don't cut, but they are themselves cut. I mean Wesley Snipes was cut for blade and then

Who's got for time playing this is an unhelpful thought in your brain right now? I want to say's not helping you. Mahershala Ali. Mahershala, that's nice. Aaron, can you remember what it was when we were in Denmark that you asked me a question and I showed you something on my phone and you can tell the folks at home, we were at that comedy club listening to an improv and stand-up show that was all in Danish.

And you asked me a question and I very quickly googled something for you and then showed you my phone but I don't remember what the question was. Do you remember what the question was? It was very late at night. No, I remember the second they started talking, you turned around to me and you went, well, uh-oh. Speaking of all in Danish, didn't know what they were saying. And I liked it so hard. It was a question. I don't remember, but it's a bit that I got from Brad Pike, which is when someone asked you a question, I went on my phone and very quickly Googled Ryan Reynolds Blade Trinity that showed you a picture

of Ryan Reynolds shirtless and blade Trinity. And that was. Oh, you know what it was? It was because I needed your help with my COVID pass. So I said, can you bring up the QR code? You asked me if you could use my QR scanner on my phone, and I showed you a sure picture of Ryan Reynolds from Krippren.

And I got it, and he pulled it up, and it hit really hard, you guys. It's a great bit. You should use it in this lab. You should use it. Credit Brad Pike, all credit goes to you, the Devils daughter. You can check out their Patreon, check out their podcast.

But Aaron, I gotta say that my answer to what is cut and also cuts, I'm gonna say Ryan Reynolds from Blade Trennett, he cuts. You wish. These blades don't cut, but they are themselves cut. I will say, like one use, I think it's big, disposable razors, if you've ever had to shave with one of those in a pinch, it is a fucking nightmare.

These colors don't run and these blades don't cut. Any guess of what it is? But they are cut. I would like to see a scene then. Okay, no. If you don't know, I mean, I haven't seen. These blades don't cut.

What about like helicopter blades? I guess they cut the air. You think helicopter blades don't cut? Yeah. I mean, they shouldn't. We hope they won't. You have to watch one of the Indiana Jones. Aaron, is it like safety scissors?

Nope. I'm gonna, we're gonna see a scene. Okay, I got a scene. JPC, you are the son now and Adel, you are his dad. You are the son now, Drel you are his dad and Adel You have this is the first time you have made your son cut the grass with the lawn mower and JPC You're just complaining the whole time. Okay. Okay. Dad watches you mode the lawn Alright, dad push it forward

Dad can't we get one of those auto-pushing lawnmowers? Why do we have to use one with manual blades? Literally nobody uses these anymore. I'm teaching you responsibility, okay? How is this responsibility? Because it's awful. And you should know that life is awful. So I'm sending you up for life.

Because last night, you came home wearing a what? Wig. So big. Yeah. And it wasn't just any wig, right? No. No. It was a Wigman's party platter. It was a Wigman's party platter.

I read that's a regional food grocery store, sir. There was Capacola. There was Salami. There was Munster. There was Cheddar. All the meats, all the cheeses, sir. Yeah. And then what happened to all the neighborhood dogs? They ran inside our

They ran inside our Ford Pickup truck that's right and they all put on our hats and sunglasses and they played a little poker and the Ford and the bed of the truck Yeah, and then they drove off like like in a country song dogs driving a pickup truck Dad, don't you get it? I don't need to learn responsibility. I know life's awful. You're already my dad. It's gonna be a bad life for me. Okay? We at least compromise and get a working lawnmower?

You are a working lawnmower, okay? You are. And you're the same thing. I'm innocent for it. You'll pay for what? I'll pay for the lawnmower. With what money? The money I won from playing poker with the dogs in a truck, sir.

Exactly. I've seen. That is... I love any regional grocery store. That was anything that we said in there the answer to the riddle. Yes, I set up a scene that's the answer to the riddle. It's... Ooooooh! Grass! These blades don't cut. Yes, I set up a scene that's the answer to the riddle. It's oh

Grass These blades don't cut Mm-hmm a blade of I'm sorry. Oh the blades of grass. Okay. I feel like as a child I have gotten a paper cut from a blade of grass. I feel like I have that has happened to me. I absolutely have to have a Sharp grass sharp grass around Addle GBC. How are you guys? Good. We just came back from a long trip together. Very a 12 day trip for some of us.

And boy, our, our arms tired. Arms tired. I gotta say, a 12 days, I think mine was 10 days. Too long. Aaron, what do you think about trip? Yours was a little longer. Yeah, mine was like 16 days, 17 days, way too long to be away from my dog in her little nose.

Absolutely not. Would never do a trip that long again. But I had the best time and it was so fun to see how many waffles JPC could put in his body in the shortest amount of time I've ever seen. JPC, tell everyone about your waffle experience in Denmark. I mean, I think I ate waffles almost every day that we were there. You're like, I was there for 10 days and I think I had waffles six times. I think it was, was what I clocked in it. Mm-hmm.

Every day he'd come in with, he would come in real hot. We wouldn't even be asking about the waffles. And he would claim, I am absolutely not having waffles today. I will not be eating waffles. And Adel and I would look at each other like, well, he's. Nobody brought waffles. I don't have waffles. He would go for a jog and he would send us a picture

of the place that sold waffles with like the gates closed. And he's like, I'm waiting here. I think anybody wants to meet me. It was very sad. It was now that we're all back though, I gotta ask you, how's the jet lag coming home? Rough. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Pretty brutal. Not the most fun part of traveling, for sure. But it was delightful to be, it's our first international trip to three of us. And we went to, we went to some very fun places. We went to Tively Gardens, which is like a amusement park from like the 1800s, which was very fun.

Love that. Love to Copenhagen in general. Love to Denmark. It was, I mean, I loved so much of the trip, but a highlight for me was getting to see some improv, like getting to watch people improvise in class. Everyone was so talented. And so funny. And then I also loved, we got to see Aqua. Oh my god. The band, kind of by accident, Oh, Adel. I thought, so I told Aaron when she first arose in Odinza, which was the town we performed in. Did I say you were roved?

Yeah, you're tired of the shit like, and I And I thought I thought what a word. Wow. I wrote. I wrote when you arrived in Odensa, I leaned over to you while we're eating dinner and JPC was eating waffles. And I said, Aaron, can I blow your mind? And she goes, what? What is it? Don't joke around. And I go, Aqua is playing at this festival. And Aaron gave a scream that turned into a laugh, that turned into her sobbing. And then JPC said, no, no, no, they played yesterday, or last night,

and Aaron scrambled onto her phone and looked it up, and it was like five days away, so he didn't miss it. And then we went about tickets, and I thought it would be like funny, like I thought it would be like, we see Aqua and it's like funny, and we have a good time because it's dumb. But we had a good time because it was amazing.

They were, I mean, it was a tight performance. They played all the hits. It was such a blast. They played all the hits they could play. They played all the hits that they had to play. And they spoke to the crowd on lean Danish, but they say on lean English. They say English.

Yeah, which is very strange. I could not have had more fun if I had tried at that concert. I was, my cheeks hurt from smiling after the night. They played Dr. Jones, and I was so happy that's my favorite song of theirs, and it was so good. You guys, it was so good. I'm so happy about it.

We were saying the guy from Aqua should remix almost any song with him just popping in to say something and I think we landed on Beatles songs yeah like I want to hold your hand and the guy would pop in and say hold your hand I'm holding your hand I love to hold your little hand holding hands my hands a little bigger hold the hands and hold the hand the guy from Aqua truly I mean he truly got a great deal out of it because he gets to be a singer and he doesn't have to sing. And what a wonderful, it's kind of like how we all get to call ourselves comedians. Yeah.

Without being funny. Sure. I'm saying you. And I hope you miss me too. I now realize that my go-to for karaoke is going to be all Aqua songs. Cause that's what I, and during karaoke, I wanna sing without singing. Oh yeah.

Oh yeah. So I just wanted to say, and I let it slip earlier, but cause we got really into the Aqua talk, but I really enjoyed Copenhagen, but now I feel like I got a cope from all the Hagen I miss it. Ooh, nice one. That's good. Because we're not there anymore.

I love it. I love that. I love that for you. JPC, I love that for you. The other thing that we saw when we were in Copenhagen, right outside of our hotel, Adela and I, was an Iron Man race, and I googled what an... But we won't google this episode. I googled what an Iron Man race is because I was like, I but we won't Google this episode I googled what an Iron Man races because I was like I'm vaguely familiar with the idea

It is basically a death march. I don't know anyone has ever done Iron Man But then we watched some of the Iron Man people walk by and I kid you not we saw nine of the exact same guy It was like they look like close Every it was like it was like watching like watching stormtrooper training squad because it was all just like all Boba Fett clones. But yeah, it was like if the Winkle Voss twins had nine brothers. Yeah, just running with dead eyes

after they'd like swam 40 miles and biked 180 days. It was wild. It was insane. I would never. I would never. I could never. I would blow up. I would just die And Aaron and JPC before we get too far in I do want to apologize because I have a bit of a head cold and I'll Yeah, no, I can't tell it all by your voice and your everything. Oh

Wait, you're being face speech be Where can be really? Welcome to Hey Riddle Riddle. I'm Erin Keefe. I'm JPC, and I'm Adler Fie. You guys, can we try something kind of, I don't know, little spooky, little weird, little quirky, little fun for this episode? Okay, I'm into it, Erin. What do you have her?

I'm all errors. What if we make this add- Hold on, so I add all, I zeroes and ones. I think he's all errors. Let me just do a hard reset. There we go, okay? It's a tilt. Oh, he's better, okay.

He's better. So I would like to make this as confusing and difficult to record as possible. You know I like to make things a little tricky on everyone. And let's do a reverse episode. Sort of start at the end, go back to the beginning, have our food before a dessert of talking at the end.

What do you guys think? Aaron, just to clarify, this is a reverse episode. This is not a Tarantino episode. We're not gonna see in the middle. We're not gonna see one scene from the beginning. It's not just gonna be, it just reversed straight through not out of order. We'll kick that one down the road.

We'll do that later. Oh, sure. Complete out of order. And sorry, Aaron, this is kind straight through, not out of order. We'll kick that one down the road, we'll do that later. Oh sure, sure. Complete out of order. And sorry Erin, is this kind of like the Twin Peaks movie where one of us is talking backwards and giving clues and the rest of us have to solve a murder? That will be really confusing and I don't know who we would murder. So let's just do a regular reverse episode. This is just a standard backwards episode.

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