Hey Riddle Riddle - #17: The Episode That Sounds a Riddle Bit Different

Episode Date: November 14, 2018

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This is a head gum podcast. I'm also at over 5. And we're 3 little add-als now how you are a Gemini correct that is correct Well, well, no, well in twins I am a Gemini, but I feel like three or four years ago horse gop change Oh when they introduced the master horse there's a major shift where they were eight off Hitler Introduced the master horoscope. No, didn't they introduce a new category? No, well, they, not a new category. What happened is they changed the date of the horoscope,

but it's only people who are born after that time. So it doesn't affect us. Your horoscopes are fine, right where they are. Wait, wait, wait, Aaron. Time is on a straight line. Are you telling me we have to go back in time? It's exactly what I'm saying. Hey, We have to go back in time. That's exactly what I'm saying. Yeah, we're gonna do it. Hey. Oh, man. Is that the ghost back in time?

Everybody look at me when I did the wood, wood, wood, wood. Woohoo! Woohoo! He's just had to Terry's and I'm the Scorpio. And if you agree with all of this, um, Aaron, if you agree with Aaron, we gotta go back. It's your kids, Aaron, it's your kids. Why is it dog talking to you? Aaron it's me canoe duck. We gotta go back. It's your kids

No, but I mean like every there's certain personality traits associated with each sign of the zodiac So if you think chiming eyes do placidus Mark do do placidus mark do placidus mumble core bullshit Placidus Mark do do Placidus Mark do Placidus mumble core bowl shit Sagittarius shots fire. I think they're like super smart and fun I don't know what Sagittarius are probably duplicitous as well Cool, can we get around the what's your mommy like oh real cool nice real cool? Mary Bethkeef. Yes, what about Beth. What about Scorpius? What are Scorpius? Hot as hell.

Well, they're obviously the sexual sign. And we're really cool. We're really powerful. And we're jealous. Aaron is saying this while she's crawling all over a couch. Just roll like that. Wait, there's a sexual, there's a, like a highly, a super sexual Wait, there's sexual beings? Yeah. I know.

That don't make sense Jealous and loyal Joel Lellus Lellus oh old man puzzles. Well that would be freaking me No, it's just me not nobody's freaking me. Well somebody is wink So congratulations wink I gotta give a last name for wink I got a dog Well, somebody is. Wink. I hate nobody. That means no. So congratulations, Wink. I got it. Do you want to give a last name for Wink?

I got a dog. No. I am Oldman Puzzles this episode. So I will be stepping into the role of Oldman Puzzles. I'm super excited about this episode, by the way, because I- Were you not super excited for previous episodes? I've never been excited for an episode of this show. You know that I- That's like when you see somebody you're like you look so thin

It's like I record under duress. You forced me in here. I duress duplass The third brother mumble mumble mumble, but no, I don't want to be here. I hate it here I hate I think this show sucks. I have we're not recording in our normal studio. No. Yes, that's correct We are well, there's there's correct. How do we describe this? We are well, there's there's chains being drug across the I really hope that picked up on the audio because as soon as you said how do this describe how do we describe this like it's Kind of like a body was so we're tip. Yeah, we're typically in the cards against humanity space, which is incredible Steady art studio. I won't say where it's at but now we're recording in the Steady art studio. I won't say where it's at but now we're recording in the

I.O. Theater studio which is very nice, but it's also underground. It's like a little bunker. It's like a blue velvet bunker a blue velvet bunker Yeah, that's a good way to describe it. Elinchian Yes, it was it was Crafted it's very intentional, but like you know, I remember a time in this basement when this was not here yeah it looks like we I used to rehearse basement we rehearse sex I used to practice kiss my pillow at this basement I have to learn because the girls at school are so bored vans it's true they're all scorp. They're all Scorpios. The team I coached would rehearse down here because we got like kicked out of a normal

rehearsal space. Guys, it doesn't matter. None of this matters. But. It doesn't matter that this looks like Liberace's bombshelter. Pretty good point. Pretty good point. But, so yes, we're not on a normal space and I'm getting it.

So the audio's going to be a little bit different. The audio's going to be awful. I suddenly getting it. So the audio's gonna be a little bit different. The audio's gonna be awful. I suddenly could crab, Idle Suns, I could ghost. And I really wanna talk about that. We got it ghost, we got it crab. We got it talk about three best friends, Adel. Not one, not a nine. We're the Beastie boys, we're the Beastie boys.

Got it ghost, the crab and a talk of friend. Beastie boys to the Beastie man, I'm a Beastie man. So my episode's gonna be a little bit different because I have like some different type of warm-up riddles. You're screaming. Yes, I know, I'm always screaming. And I'm gonna ask you guys to tell me what you think the theme for the warm-up riddles

is after we do them. I've got a return to some of the riddles that I've done before for the main riddles. And then I have a listener submitted riddle that I am very excited about, and I will kind of leave it at that for now. When you say you're gonna return to some of your previous riddles, what that mean?

I'm gonna do all the riddles that I've already done on the show backwards. Great. No, I'm gonna- How saw a recycle? I'm going back to a source that I've used before. But let's- Source magazine?

You have a copy of Source magazine open to Eric B. and Rocky. That's unrelated. I would like to start off with a with a few warm up riddles. I think I might give you these warm up riddles kind of like in quick as well. Cool. I'm ready for a taco. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? Snore source, dinosaur, dinosaur, dinosaurs. Correct. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?

Ataco going a million miles an hour. Fast, loud, and crunchy. Someone eating cereal at a hurry. Listeners, listeners, I want you to, wherever you're listening to this, close your eyes, even if you're driving, I don't care, close your eyes. Okay, let me put them in. If you're driving a plane, you could close your eyes. And I want you to picture right now, us three hosts sitting around the mics, Aaron is a taco, I'm a ghost, JPC's a crab, and we're just solving riddles.

Also, we've never given ourselves a name. I feel like in the episode descriptions, I've called us the clue crew. Should we set that? That's all agreed that we hate that what I like it a little bit because it sounds like we're little kids who solve mysteries So clue crew is one of them and then the other option is that we call ourselves taco crab ghost Is taco crab ghost? To call me taco because I wanted a taco one time. You know

That's our nickname start. Have you never been to school? You know what I like this, I guess. Like little kids that solve mysteries is like a thing. Like, you know, the hardy boys. Like little kids that solve mysteries. Why is there no such thing as little kids who are like murder for hire?

Like you hire them to murder? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's your million dollar. Get it, get it, get it. Okay. Child soldiers, that's my idea. No cop would ever suspect a child of murder. That's your million dollar. Get it, get it, get it, get it. Okay, child soldiers. That's my idea. No cop would ever suspect a child of murder. That's true.

And I think the kids can't be tried for murder. Well, here's the thing. You hire kid murderers. Eventually. Kid murderers. Eventually, you're going to get kid cops. That's going to lead to a kid judicial system. And pretty soon, kids are running the adults take it easy kids are running

the whole goddamn country. I want to see a little kid prosecutor. I want to see a little kid president. Okay well while we think about what's fast and whatever crunchy and dumbass whatever you're fucking terrible thing. We have heard the answer yet. Why are you lifting him up? Yeah that's really difficult for this show. Where were these support beams when I was being when I was being arrested? So let's see. I want to see JPC as a kid murderer on trial. Oh God. Okay, cool Meaning that you're a kid who murders not a someone who murders kids that could be taken either way Aaron did you want to be the judge? What do you want to be a lawyer? Little kitty prop little kitty little kid E prosecutor. You're gonna be the judge? What do you want to be? A lawyer? Little kitty, little kitty. Little kid-eat prosecutor.

You're going to be a little kitty prosecutor? Yeah, I'm not going to be a cat, but like a little kitty. And I'll be a kid judge or a cudge. Is cudge a fun thing? No. Well, it's done. Order, order. Everyone plays your orders for what kind of tacos you want. I want two spots. what kind of tacos you want

Do you sparks what do you want? Are you trying to say barbecue? We didn't know it's Bob a color And we sat until proven guilty young man you've been accused of being a motorboat what do you plead my tits I can't pronounce my hours I can't pronounce my hours but I'm the best fossil cuo this town has ever you don't have nothing on me what do you got. Oh, just the motor weapon. Uh oh, it's Bakedi. If it pleases the court, pizza party? It's a lily.

Yes, the answer is a rocket chip. What, why crunchy? Chips are crunchy. Why did the teddy bears say no? Wait, hold on. Oh, a rocket chip. Yes, a rocket chip. Oh, god.

Why did the teddy bears say no to dessert because it's whiting with next week lactose intolerant those are both very good practical reasons but we're looking for something a little more on the nose teddy bears getting married next week and is lactose intolerant think about what's already inside the teddy bear stuffing it was stuffed what has this full account, but cannot hear Corn yet corn What did the left eye say to the right eye I'm in TLC? This is I'm gonna burn down Andre Ryzen's house

What how are you between us something smells? What do you wait hold on did you hear that little noise, Aaron, mate? You still having fun? Me, yeah. I'm having fun. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Uh, cold vampire. A campfire.

I think snowman and vampire, not vampire and snowman. Oh, super helpful, I got it. Well, you see. You try to figure it out. Frosty, frosty, the bite man. Bite is close bite is right. Frost bite. Frost bite.

Yes, you got it exactly right with. Again, this is hey, jokey jokey. What? What? What did one plate say to the other plate? I'm finished go fuck yourself It's a living go fuck yourself. That's correct. Okay, one place at the other plate. What did one place say to the other plate? So you believe we talk oh, I got it be

guest be our guest put all service to the test like our dinners You're a winner if you ate less you'd be thinner. You're a pig little pig eat from trough you little Turn into body shaving pretty What did one plate say to the other plate and the other plate? Oh, man. Okay, what did one plate say to the other plate when they picked up the check That's pure that's pure plattery Yeah, that's it dinner is on me Why wait, wait, wait. Did you hear what Aaron said?

Aaron said I'm fun. I'm still having fun, but fuck you. Why did the student eat his homework? Because sooner, turn into monster. Because he promised an entire podcast audience to eat the paper and drink the cup. Oh, the student. Again, if we ever have live shows, which we will,

Aaron will eat paper and drink a bin. And drink a bin. paper and drink a bin The student was a dog. It was dog school dog ate homework. I know the teacher told him it was a piece of cake Stop me. Somebody stop him What is brown hairy and weird sunglasses? and where's sunglasses? JP's in that modification. And those are jokes for kids. So yes.

So we are in the home of a long form improvisation. How dare you, you have for today's world of riddles for jokes for kids. You have to be smirched this Liberachi bunker. Do you guys want to hear my favorite joke when I was a little kid? Yeah. Two muffins are in the oven.

And one muffin turns to the oven and one muffin turns to the other and says, man, is it hot in here? And the other muffin says, ah, I'm talking about it. That's an excellent title. I love that. I love that joke. I do not see that it's not your own. Not your cheese. Thank you. Does that joke with you, Zag? Thank you. Thank you. My favorite joke from when I was a kid was, hey mom, where's dad? No, no, Aaron. Let's let Adam have his big day. I just didn't know you just know where he was Took off that one day said he's gonna grab some milk, but we lived in a milk factory

That didn't make sense. I said dad. Oh Yeah, I remember my dad went out for cigarettes and I was like dad. We live in a cigarette We get a wholesale We cut off the middle man dad Yeah, but he never came back cigarette He's very dad, but you know what they always say about dads. Baba don't duke, I'm in trouble, the Baba don't duke. And I'm keeping my duke. Oh, Baba duke,

the podcast about Riddle. Baba duke, duke, duke, Baba duke. We keep telling you, we do not want to be in your occupel abandoned But there's such a good name for it. Oh hold up What is the name? Ah, you guys don't know no, we want to know you don't have it. What's the name? You're gonna you can't edit this you're gonna hate it. This is all in what's the name? All right? Here comes you're not gonna like it die

The Dan Harmonies oh boy But it's tones and ass If you go there, does that still exist? So yeah, if you go to St. Mary's College and tweet at us and let us know if that Acafala group still exists. If you're in the Nightingales, give us a shout. Yeah. Harmonize us a shout.

I remember they had a CD of it and I listened to it so much, just like a college improv group doing that. I walked across and feeling I was obsessed with it. So you listened to CDs. In the previous episode I mentioned CDs and you said I was old as hell. I was born in 2003. I was just talking about how I was born in 2009. I listened to a CD but it was a burn CD. I'm 15 years old. So we are going back for some of our members. Yeah, JPC. JPC. We got to go we got to go back. I hate it. It's not you. It's your riddles. Your riddles. They're

in trouble. They're terrible. So yeah, we're returning to a well that we've dug before. This is the well that all those bodies got dropped down into. This is going back to a well that we've dug before. This is going back to- Is it the well that all those bodies got dropped down into? This is going back to a book that was published in 1981. It is called Nathan Levy or Levi's Stories with Holes Vol. 1. Now this was given at Adel to you by like a fan. This is given to us by a gentleman at a magic tavern live show who gave me a ziplock bag full of five books.

I had my assistant open the bag as I did not trust the air inside or the contents within. I'm as assistant. I made Aaron put this Ziploc bag over her head to make sure that it was safe. You have Aaron take it by doubt of each one of your tacos before consuming the rest of the taco. Thank you.

People are trying to poison adult. Yeah. Anytime I have food, Aaron will taste my food. Uh, oh yeah, there's definitely these like poison. Chop, chop, chop, chop. Chop, chop, chop. Um, yeah, so thank you to that good sir who dropped off

those books for us. Yeah, if you dropped off these books, uh, tweeted us the secret code that we said to you when you dropped off the book. Here's what we'll say. The person who gave us those books, the first live show we do of Hey Row riddle, which will hopefully happen before the end of the year, or at least the end of next year, or this next year. It'll happen before the end of 2020. Your paper will be the first paper that Aaron eats. Yes, Aaron will...

I'll probably have to go right to the hospital. Yes, Aaron goes to the hospital after the first time she eats the paper, but she will still eat the paper and drink the pen. So quick, just so quick, I just need to see this scene where JPC you're a doctor and at the ER. Okay. And Aaron, you've come in to the ER because you've just, on your own volition, eaten a piece of paper. Did you drink the pen? And she also drank a pen. Hey.

Excuse me? I'm sorry. I'm a doctor. Yes. Well, you probably recognize me. I'm in here a lot. Okay. A little bit accident prone.

This time, I think it's on me. Okay. Tell me what's going on and I can help. Look, I'm a doctor. I just spent the last three hours pulling a light bulb out of a man's ass. And then I clocked in for work. So my ears are burning. Hold on, my husband's on speakerphone. Christian. I heard you mentioned the light bulb. Yes, I'm talking to a patient. I'll be home soon. My ears are burning and so is my asshole

Christian you put it back in we just got it out somehow it turns on when it's in my ass Look I don't have time for your puzzles right now, okay, I'll be home soon click The movie click do you want a copy? I'm okay, I'm sorry. I'm a very professional doctor That was a personal issue. That was my husband Christian. What can I help you with? I ate a bunch of paper and I drank a bunch of pens Okay, that's very serious because I'm a serious Comedian okay, my cousin was a comedian as well, so I understand a serious comedian. Okay. My cousin was a comedian as well. So I understand a goof in a gag.

You ate a bunch of papers and you drank a bunch of pins. You're like, what's that? There's a light bulb light up. Ask her if she ate the paper because her teacher said it was a piece of cake. Christian, I fall in love with you every day. I'm kidding. I'm a KGNI mate eye contact during that and it felt so sorry.

We just looked each other and understood. Anyway, Nathan Levi's stories with Hall's volume one. This says it's a collection of open-ended stories for connection and query training. No. In the classroom, we've read many of these before and a lot of them involve death and suicide, which are totally not appropriate for the classroom, we've read many of these before, and a lot of them involve death and suicide, which are totally not appropriate for the classroom.

So I wonder what the fuck was going on in 1981. JPC would be a layman's teacher. Yeah, you're not enough fun. Yeah, I would be a layman's teacher. But if you remember the way that you play with these, is that you can ask me, yes or no questions. JPC held up a book and said, if you remember the way you play with these. The way you play with books, you can ask me yes or no questions. JPC held up a book and said if you remember the way you play with these.

You can ask books, it's like, when will dad come home and why do I live in a cigarette? Hey look, it's a hard back tent. But yes, you can ask me old man puzzles, yes or no questions, and I will give you yes or no answers in order to smooth and deduce the truth. Sleuth and deduce is a pretty good phrase. Yeah, we're going to try to smooth and deduce tonight. Say that 10 times truth. Sleuth and deduce is a pretty good phrase. Yeah, we're going to try to sleuth and deduce tonight.

Say that 10 times fast. Sleuth and deduce. Can you even do the one? One of our, because I'm always March thinking. We should have a shirt that says, I'm always March thinking. We should have a shirt that says the sleuth is loose. Remember the juice is loose, like cushers.

We should have one that says the sleuth is loose. Remember like the juices loose like cusher's? We should have one that says the sleuth is loose. Errin for those who can't see Errin JPC left the studio. Hey Adel, did you love Dead Silence? Because I don't know why you ask for it so much. He wants to marry Dead Silence. Yeah. I want to marry dead silence. Yeah. I want to marry dead silence. And you did silence take Adelaise your husband? Crickets? Oh my god.

Sorry, my wife loves cricket. She's British. Okay, ready for the riddle? I'm having so much fun. Ah, what have I done? Yeld the woman as the phone rang? Yes or no questions. What the fuck?

This is a rental. Oh, oh, I got it. Oh, you got it, you know the answer? Could you read it again? Yes, I would love to read it again. Ah, what have I done? Yeld the woman as the phone rang? Here's what happened.

Okay. She was at the hotel bar. So just so you know, Adel, the way that you would solve these riddles is asking me yes or no questions or I have a full solution I have a full solution that's what I'm saying here's what happened I bring the full solution she was at the hotel bar last night she's staying at a high-at-regency in Sedona she met a bend to a high-at-regency in Sedona this is like when I played your uncle and it

turned out everything I said was actually and I don't know anything about your uncle, but I, but I laid him bare. So she's staying at this height the night before. Guy walks up to her at the bar and gives her a pickup line, comes up to her, gives her his hotel key and says, hey, in the morning, I'm making waffles. Okay. She takes a hotel key, writes her number on it, passes it back to him. The next day she wakes up with a hangover, ring, ring, ring, ring. It's that guy for the night before and she says, oh no, what have I done? Oh, she fell asleep. She drank too much.

Both. And she didn't meet him. She didn't meet him because she just wrote her phone number on a hotel key, which is what you do. When somebody hands you a hotel key and comes on to you you write your number on it pass it back try and meet up in the future no so you write your room number on the key if you write your phone number on the key the key is worthless why aren't we just moving on I solve this yes yes she's drinking a

nice red wine oh what kind oh the? Ooh, the kind that's good. Malbec. Uh, it's not Malbec. Okay, well that's it, she's doing that red wine. She's watching. What kind? Malbec. No, no, it's not Malbec. I don't know. It's gotta be a blend.

You don't know any other red wine to accept Malbec? I like white wine. Okay. Actually, I don't like white wine. Ah! I don't like white, but I'm pressured to know a neighbor. She's got home, a robber comes in her house. Okay. She calls 911.

Sure. And then she is talking them on the phone. Yeah. And the robber doesn't think she's home. And then 911 calls her back. Okay. And then that's the ring that she goes, what have I done? Okay.

So those are both so wrong. But if you do continue guessing without asking. A woman is in love with a man. He said that he's going to propose with a wedding ring. She says, OK, she's at home. The phone rings, it's his proposal. He took a wedding ring to mean something else. And she's like, oh god, what have I done to agree?

To a guy who thinks a wedding ring is when you call someone on a phone. Case closed, goodbye forever. My first yes and no question is. That was insane, but I loved it. Taco goes crab. Is she the reason why it is an action of hers the reason why the phone ring? I will say no. Is if the ghost of a crab eats a taco is it sated? Oh no. Ghost can't be sated, not by that. Is the person on the phone someone she loves or someone who's dangerous

Oh, can you ask me a two separate questions is the person on the phone someone she loves yes Is it Is it is she regretting something yes? Yes, oh Is she regretting something? Yes. Oh, yes. Oh, no. Oh, what have I done? Is the only piece of information that you have in your question. Good, good.

You're regretting something. Good, good. Worth it. Is she fearful for her life? Yes. Is she fearful for her life from the person who's calling? No. Someone, yeah, I, then I'm close.

There's someone in her house. No. Is the person she's fearful of, um, is she afraid of them hearing the phone ring? I never said that she was fearful of a person as it shows fearful for her life. Is the person who's calling giving her bad news about a medical condition? No. It's the ringing that is the problem. Um, yes. Well, no. The ringing is not the problem. And the queen song another one bites the dust. Are they saying not a doctor or not adopted? They're saying not a doctor. No doctor. Okay. I'm no. Doctor Okay, um Is this an actual riddle no this is stupid and it's impossible and the riddle setup is oh

What have I done yelled the woman as the phone rang so this is not good? So let's let's do you know here divest ourselves from that I want to continue I want to continue with yes, and no question, but these are for JPC okay, oh, Where you could do were you forced to read this real? Uh, yes, we think I'm talented. Yes Would you be my dad so I can Would I be your dad? Yeah, I'd be a bit fight Yes, is she in her home. Yes, is she in a mental home? No Is she in a physically compromising position?

When the phone rings yes, this is a Gerald's game situation. I've never seen it. I assume. Yes She in the tub. No Is she outside of the tub? Well, yeah, if you're not in the tub, you're technically inside. Yes. She in a kitchen. No. She in a bedroom. No. She in a living room. No. She in the basement. No. She in the bedroom. No. She in the attic. No. She on the roof. No. She on. No. She in the playroom. Trampoline room. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Wine cellar. Ask me if she's in the house. She in the playroom trampoline room. Mm-hmm fun. No, no, no, no. Wine cellar. Aspen, she's in the house.

She's in the house? No. Yes. But you said she's in her home. She's in her dollhouse. She's a doll. No. She's outside her house. And then she hears the phone.

She's in her home, but she's not in her house. Oh, she's, she's, when the phone rings, she's out to the house. When the phone rings, she's outside the house. So she's locked out. She's on her phone rings she's out to the house when the phone rings she's outside the house She's on her porch no, she's on a she's on a She's the one making the call no The cost coming from outside house. Yes The call is coming from outside maybe think about where she lives she. She lives in a cul-de-sac. No, no. She lives. Yes. She lives in an apartment. Yes. I'm on the, no, no. She's staying. Is she staying? No.

Oh, she's up against the window. No, she's, um's No, she's in the walls. No She's outside the walls. Yes Good, good outside the tellover. I'm killing this everyone's stopped listening. Mm-hmm. Sorry. Sorry I wonder if anyone at home even is remotely close to this right now. I Oh, oh shit shit shit guys real quick open your eyes back up Who's flying this way? I have to wait till they tell me I have to wait for okay, I'll do you give up as well Yeah, okay, let me give you a clue then she's outside of her home her home is an apartment and she lives on the 24 oh she's poor window washing thing. No

She's floating she's a ghost she's looking in the window to her dead body. She's not floating. No, she's on stilts No, she's pulling a John blusher in the animal house. No Penny raid Is it a panty raid? It's a panty raid. Okay, so the riddle was it's a Is it a panty rate? It's a panty rate. Okay, so the riddle was it's a It's from the 80s. Are you ready for this solution? Okay answer, but by the way This is this the name of this riddle is important phone call answer the woman lonely and despondent had sat by her phone for months Hoping for a friendly call but never receiving even one Finally out of despair. She jumped out of her 20th story apartment window just as the phone rang. So she said, oh no, what have I done? As

she was plummeting 20 stories yelled the woman as the phone rang. I need video this. You gave this up to us when you said suicide and murder. Oh yeah, these riddles are all horrible and they're ostensibly for children. So that's a riddle that you would tell a child. You would want a child to land on that uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh of Magnolia. Isn't the in the opening of the movie Magnolia. Yeah, we've had an awful snow. A woman a woman jumps out of the window to kill herself, but at the same time, some of you across the hall is firing a shotgun and it goes through the window. Yeah, it kills the woman who jumped right and she lands on a safety net that was installed like two days earlier. Yeah, yeah, and then start writing frogs. There's a man. Yeah, that's later

of the movie. That was my favorite movie. Yeah. And then Amy man starts to sing about we wise up. Whoa, and then Amy man starts to sing about We wise up. Whoa, she sings the song about whizing out. I used to show that movie to people and they said This is three and a half hours. Why did you show me this fucking Because it's my favorite I wanted to share a piece of myself Tom Cruise on Chris Derrick had bad. Yeah, he want to fucking Oscar for that movie. Oh boy. I do love Magnolia go watch it We just nailed it. It's a very good movie very good movie. Oh boy, I do love Magnolia. Go watch it. We just screwed it. It's a very good movie. Very good movie. Oh God. Magnolia is a very

good movie and we'll be right back after a little break. Hey JPC. Yeah. You're not in trouble. I just need help. I'm Prinking Atal and I'm setting up a way to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it.

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Isn't it funny to think about something like that? Like, have there never truly is a middle of the woods? No, this is the middle. Okay, this is it. Adel, can you help? Yeah, actually. So, as per Robert Frost, I don't know if you know his poems, he has a poem called Better Help. I believe this is written in the 1800s, but it still

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A murder was committed before thousands of people, but all of them thought it was an accident That's really all we get that's all you get okay big public place yes What is the question no that brings us to a Stop and listen into a full stop that stop I am a genius and I picked a perfect solution Foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo But all of them thought it was an accident. I know the answer Planned oh Eggplant banana. No, it's not the answer. No, I know the answer. Yes, please Picture if you will Texas zoom in to San Antonio. I close my eyes. No everyone eyes open. How much was the picture of Texas? I'm in a deli. We zoom in we zoom in to San Antonio. Okay, hot and house

Big hotunted House. Are you serious? Yes, what week ago is it, San Antonio? I am JPC. So there's a haunted house. Thousands of people go through the haunted house. Murderer kills someone in the haunted house. People walk by, think it's part of haunted house.

Say, ooh look at those special effects, guts and brains. Hours go by, thousands of people view at the end of the closed, haunted house employees say that, that real dead. That's a real dead. Okay, I love where you're head's at. I think that you, in terms of the speeches that you use. Just say I got it, we'll move on. Well you got it and we'll move on.

But the murder was committed before thousands of people so thousands of people witnessed this murder Yes, but I don't think that's a super helpful repeat the fall the fall riddle a murder was committed before thousands of people But all of them thought it was an accident Public execution no and the guy tripped out of banana peel. No. Yes. Wait. And hit the lever. Yes. And you're smart. Sorry, Aaron. I'm sorry for his bullshit.

It's just the confidence in what shape. Uh, no. No, it's that's the insurance aging rapidly. No. What cup did you drink? I thought it was hot. I thought it was so hot. Yeah. Theddy one's aging rapidly. you know when you listen to pop music boys Podcasts or the hosts

what they look like. Podcast? Yeah. Or the hosts. They're host. Oh. You guys have the hosts look like. Oh, and it's cereal looks like. All I want you to do is imagine me hot as hell.

And I'm going there, not going there. I'm going very great. Prouling and you're going great. Rolling across a couch. Oh, I didn't know. For listeners, Erin is wearing, how do we describe that? Seren wrap. I'm wearing a dress made of Seren wrap.

Her tops and bottoms are wrapped in Seren wrap. I brought you by Seren wrap. For attention though. For attention. Wearing Seren wrap for attention. I don't see. My next question is, was the death visually violent, or like a poisoning?

No, not a poisoning. But like, I mean, like, would it be a scary thing to see? Yes. So it was like a public event. So it was like a public. What would be a murder, erred, by the way, that you would see it be like, good? Oh, well.

I call those gentle deaths. Gentle deaths? Gentle deaths. It's a very polite, polite thing. So I plan to go. This book was written in the 80s so Bobby Kennedy had just been shot. So here's what it was It was a public event like a speech or something and a sniper shot the person but while he pulled the trigger He said whoops, you haven't done this right yet. Yeah.

God's kind of needs me. How would you now? I did. I got it out by saying it. Uh, this, my, at Christmas at my house this year, um, all of the so no one was here at Christmas. At Christmas, at Christmas at your house this year, it is November. Last year.

Well, no, no, no, you've discovered time travel. Haven't you? We'll probably have to go back. So last Christmas. It's your presence. So last Christmas, all of my cousins and I were playing board games. And then we just heard from the other room, my uncle, Judge

Mitt, yo, Ted Kennedy killed that girl, and then leave the party. And then then my aunt who was a very thick blast And I went John you always do Chapacwitti And John you always do this and I walked in and my aunt was like Aaron He it was an accident. Okay, so he was driving with this girl and he wasn't, he didn't kill her. And they just,

Yeah, they can't have me kill that girl. Die, John, you always do this. Okay, cool. So is that, yes, question? Oh, I have a guess. Yes. Is it one of those things where, you know when someone puts an apple on their head

and then someone throws a knife? Interesting. So it's like supposed to be like a party trick and they show a goal. You know when someone puts an arrow in it? But like a party trick. It's and they show it. You know what someone puts in a hair and but you're very close. It's William Tell. No. Okay, is it some sort of like it's a public performance?

Yes. Yes. Oh, it's circus. So it's a high where what do you call it? Treppies? Treppies, yes. Treppies. Is it Treppies?

Yes. Oh, and didn't catch them. So caught them, but they died from shame. No Because they fought it so the trapees artists is the person who died but no murdered them the rope the lion No, the lion boy do you think of trapezoos is? Why would a lion be involved? Ah, yeah Ryan to be involved. He was like, if that wasn't Ryan, why?

Yeah, yeah. They do it over and over. Ryan. And he went, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry. You're lying sounded like that Regina Specter song. Yeah. Yeah. So we got it down to Treppys, which is I'm my mind is blown that we're

that we're even circling the target. Okay, so does it have to do with like the string? No, so the partner the trapeze partner was the killer. Uh Yes, but not like another trapeze artist Who else would a trapeze artist work with Dogs children never work with dogs or children. The partner. Jimmy Stewart. Never give money to dogs or children.

Can I get it, you little girl? Chapa quid it. You guys want the answer? Yes. You're so close. A trapeze artist. Trapezed? Is that past tense?

A trapeze artist who took his cues from the organist for when to start reach and land fell to his death The organist had purposefully changed the tempo and mid-act so as to throw him off Okay, so Aaron you are oh, oh go please please The roll of a lifetime bomb set I mean I want to see you give the fucking thing about me. Do you see, I'm about to give you the character. The role of a lifetime bomb set. I want to see you as the organist. Okay. And Adela is this pompous trapeze artist. And it's before, you're like in the green room

before the circus. And this is before the time where you just snap. Gotcha. Good morning, Bernie. Good morning, you're Good morning, sir. Like, Trush that tonight you'll be playing with your organ. I'm so rich. So rich and so well, huh?

What's the difference between me and the Mona Lisa? I don't know. I'm better hung. Does that make sense? You ever been to the Louvre? You know, I gave you my hotel key last night and I wrote my phone number on it. Yeah, and I regret that terribly. Recreate it terribly.

Well, I just fell asleep and you never called, and you never... Five minutes, everybody. Five minutes. It's a very circus, five minutes. Thank you, ringmaster. I feel like the ringmaster is just always on. Oh, yes. But it's cocaine. You really? Yes. Oh, yes. But it's cocaine. You really?

Yes. Oh, yes. Can I ask you something? I saw him. And I have a bump of it. Oh, yes. Dero, Dero, my. Can I ask you something I want you to speak freely, even though I'm the main attraction.

You're a lowly organist. Okay. You think Ted Kennedy killed that girl. Five minutes, five minutes. Did I already come in here? Five minutes. Yes. Great message.

You just, uh, your nose is bleeding. I'm bleeding profusely. Ah, well, enjoy the show tonight. I hope you really reach for the trapeze. You were reading that off of a parchment. But... Firl, firl, firl. Yes, I got a decree from the cake of doubt. Just now, and, uh, I was reading something unrelated.

Hey, with us, we're friends, right? I should all over you, but we're friends, right? Well, if you say so. Five minutes, five minutes, we're having it on five minutes. Wait, we're already in here. Susie, you have a problem. You need help. Let us help you.

We love you. I didn't kill that girl. See? Oh, I didn't kill that girl. He must have, right? Chop it quick. And Chris for walking killed that girl. See. Oh, 10 kids that killed that girl. He must have, right? Jack Aquida and Chris for walking killed that girl. Yeah. Uh, what was her name? Julie Bowen. We'll cut that out. Uh, right. Why? I believe it. That's the mom from modern family. 100 she's still alive. Oh did she die recently? I just know she was killed from Dawson's creep. She played

Dawson's aunt for one. I just know the dog's name was Simon and I loved that dog named Simon 100 people were traveling down the Amazon River on a flat boat when the boat and calm water Cap sized and all were drowned almost because there's a hundred people on a fucking boat that's dumb as shit and then the amazine fine alligator hit the com up from underneath the anaconda yes dolphins pink bottle nose swim in a bunch of

at all gotta yes talk go crap got a taco crab go oh hippo. Did you know that hippos are so big. I was just talking without listening.

I said yes to him, and he moved right by my hand. Let me backtrack. I said, and hippos. No. But dolphins. Dolphins? Anaconda. Yes.

Anaconda. Yes. So hold on. The hundred people on the boats had buns on cuz my anaconda don't want not unless you got whoop sh wait so they did have the buns so the anaconda did want some. You're really sort of mixed up a lot. And you're a lot full of dead stars. You know, no, it's not. She told your ass. You cashed that check at the bank, my man.

So, in the end, a condo was driving the boat, and said, you got a lot of eyes. Time to reach capsize the boat. Time to catch the boat. No more people on this boat. Yes, correct. So far, Aaron's though has got it exactly correct I will let Adel flounder for a little bit. No, oh, it's a flounder. Did you know that founders have two eyes on one side of their face?

Oh, I know the eyes have it the anaconda got in the boat everyone started screaming and then Randall the other side of the boat capsized I'm gonna give it to you. Yeah, that's it. So answer. It doesn't exactly in a kind of, but it says a huge snake was sighted hanging over the river from a free branch. The passengers panicked and all of them ran to one side to get away. Capsizing the boat. And that's why we get the band panic on the flat boat. This is my anaconda voice. What do we think? Panic on the flat boat? You know that for like a minute. You know that popular you move in panic at the flat boat. Hey real quick

I'm with the how the snake ever get you have ever heard of Closing a god damn flat boat I want to see a scene real quick where you're both anacondas. Okay And Aaron is about to Leave the Rainforest to try and pose as a human boat captain. And she's practicing how she'll sound and how she'll talk to fit in, to blend in with society.

Okay. And you're her friend or maybe a relative who's coaching her through that or giving feedback. Okay. Here we go. So anyway, I said Voldemort, you bring your dumbass down here and you tell me what's in that guinea? Okay I'm gonna miss you too, Susie. What do you think of my fake mustache? Okay, so this is what you're going with you and the wig?

Okay, yeah In the black tie and tie We're friends we're friends, right? I think I'd say we're best friends. Okay. I'm you were best friends In the black tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie and tie No, Susie, hey, that's not true. I'm happy we're getting a divorce. It's what's best for us. And this is what happens when a friend goes off to college, the other one's staying at college, it's close to home. What is college? I see, I learned so much about people things. Yes, you know things about people and I know things about...

What? What? Suzie, I don't understand the world you want to live in anymore. I'm a snake from the jungle. Okay, I just want to be a jungle snake and you, you want to be a person. I want to be with the people. I want to see, from a stadium, dancing. What do they walk around?

What is that where they walk around on? I don't know, and I don't want to know. Suzie, hey hey I hope you're happy and I hope one day you look back at the time we spent together fondly. Hey, Pumba. Hey, Pumba. Pumba. Hey, Tumon. Pumba. This is actually... This actually a private moment between me and my wife. Oh, I wife is leaving. I'm gonna eat every last one of you mother fucking war! Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Um, this is a stupid one. It's called... Wait, what were the previous ones? It's called a disastrous party. A famous scientist was awarded a government prize for his invention of a new weapon. He decided to invite a number of his friends into a party in his laboratory. For an entertainment, he provided a juggler, an opera soprano, and a ballet dancer. At the height of the evening, all present were suddenly and mysteriously killed.

So, famous scientist awarded a government prize for his invention of a new weapon, decides to invite a number of friends to a party in his laboratory. I know. For entertainment, he brewed a jugular. Aaron's got an operasoprano and a ballet dancer at the height of the evening all present We're suddenly mysteriously killed Aaron fucking genius. Yes, I figured this out. No shit. Okay, so when the opera singer sings she sings too high of a note

Why else clarify that she's a soprano glass breaks the glass breaks and whatever the experiment is and lets something terrible into the party The juggler is a juggler The juggler is a juggler is a juggler is a juggler. Starts spraying a phanta all over the place. The forget sticky banana peel. This is an answer. The soprano was a red herring. The juggler was a juggler. He sprays phanta all over the fucking knew it.

I'm a brilliance. I'm a you it. I'm a brilliant. I'm a brilliant I'm a brilliant. Yes, the soprano saying a high note exploding a glass beaker of lethal gas the new weapon The scientist had developed. Can you believe that I got that? I don't but that's amazing you you include in the soprano so fast Wait, that was the red hair because why I use that I don't think she's I do what I holy shit amazing but I do I want to make sure that we don't give you full credit because you didn't guess that when the opera singer saying that notes the muppet be career exploded what to do what to do what to do what to do I want to keep doing this podcast because it's doing very well but I don't spend another Second-squith here kind of fun, right?

Picture in the muffin, make your explode, you know, opera singers are speed like like miss picky sings and then beaker explodes because she hits too high I know Oh, no, the famous scientist was god's out This is muppets muppetsuppet's Destroyer Bad Hat. Muppet's Shake a Laboratory. My favorite movie is The Great Muppet Caper. And you can quote me on that. Never seen it. You told me your, we, Aaron and I took like an eight-hour train ride one time.

Maybe it was four hours. But you told me your favorite movie was, or maybe you don't want to have it be, or I won't say anything more. Oh, yeah. A lot of, we were talking about Manhattan murder mystery. Yeah. Yeah, that was my family watched a lot of the movie growing up. But my all- Yeah, that was my family watch, a lot of it, I'm gonna be growing up. But my all time favorite comedy, I honestly think is the great mother of a

paper. Have you seen it? No. In HBO, if you haven't seen it, it is truly amazing. Never seen it. Who's like the big is like Michael Kane or someone? Um. Who's the big get? Um, uh, uh, John Cleese. Um, hmm. Um, it's a lot of funny walks on. Yeah, lots of walks. Silly walks. A lot of funny walks on.

A lot of silly walks. A lot of oscillot noses. Anyways. One time I showed a girl that I liked Paul Thomas Anderson's magnolia in about 90 minutes. She said, can we please turn this off? And girls your wife? Well, yeah, she's somebody's wife. Boy, that was devastating to me at the time.

I'm really trying to share a piece of myself. The movie that I very much enjoyed. Oh, she was not interested in watching it. What is something that you've shown to someone that you're trying to impress, and then they don't end up liking it? Am I butt? But they're like, that looks like a saggy bag of laundry. Hey, put down that hand mirror.

Let me stand over it. Let me blow your mind. I'd like to show you something I've been working on. And they're like, a blue tooth. A blue tooth. What's something that you've shown someone that they've had a bad reaction to? Yeah, they didn't like love.

I mean, legit. It was that movie Magnolia. I showed up to like, friend. And then finally, I would tell people, oh, Magnolia, they're like, oh, I'd love to see it. I'm like don't I can't take I can't take what it'll do to you I've shown newsies to boyfriends I think not then wild about it. I've never seen newsies. What's like the like little kids selling papers? Yeah, it's like turn of century children

Orphan styling papers is Christian bound the same one's like boyfriend bait girl That's a boyfriend bait because I spell newspaper So much if I was a boy and you were playing that I'd say oh Yeah, oh, I have shown I really like to show firefly and I have shown people firefly before like romantic partners They were like oh yeah, I mean like I it's I guess and I have shown people firefly before, romantic partners and they were like, oh yeah, I mean, it's, I guess. And I'm like, oh boy. I feel like I showed someone little shopper horse the Rick Marannis version,

which is like my favorite thing ever. And like Ellen Green is my favorite singer, and they didn't care for it. Yeah. They're like, oh, this is kind of slow and like boring and I was like, this is the best. Yeah. Yeah. Does somebody in Newsy's, say, X-Tree Extra? This is kind of slow and like boring and I was like, this is the best.

Does somebody in Newsies say extra extra? No, but the best part of that movie has been Christian Bale Joe's. No band with all the Muckity Mucks I'm blowing my dough and going de-lux. That's a real line. He's blowing his dough? And going. No, blowing his load. No, I'm a Muckity Mucks I'm blowing below and go

I'll tell you right now if you're if you're blowing your loaded buckety bucket's coming out see a doctor So so this is a listener submitter riddle this is the title of this is old English riddles listener submitted riddle this is the title of this is old English riddles. Hold on, hold on, are you going to read it with an accent? So I do know like that. Hold on, KJ, can we get some tapestries? Can you whip up some tapestries? I do know, I don't know, old English, I think I know some middle English

because I know I had to learn in high school the prologue to Canterbury Tales, the one that opera with a short asocto, the draft of March of the Pairs of To The Rota, and bought that every van and switched the court of which for two in gender to the four. All right, put it away. Yeah, but also you could have said anything and we don't like. Yeah, that's true.

So, do put you to Bigger to get a Zigg Vigor. So this is from a person named Stacey. Their herfiance Chris really love Hello from the Magic Tavern, which we don't give a fuck about that and hey riddle riddle Which is awesome all I gotta say is that we don't give a fuck about that But they all but they sent she sent in five riddles from something called the exeter book It's old English. She's in an award document. I'm gonna like talk a little bit about this because I think it's so interesting Talk a little bit. Yeah talk a little bit about this

a little bit about this because I think it's so interesting. Talk a little bit about it. Yeah, talk a little bit about this. Anglo-Saxon riddles are never straightforward. They often involve looking at everyday things from very specific frames of reference. There's a lot of battle imagery and heroic imagery ascribed to very simple things. You will see an example of this below.

Since Anglo-Saxon society was predominantly Catholics, sorry, Adel, you won't get this, you will see a lot of religious imagery as well. But our biggest source of Anglo-Saxon riddles comes from the Exeter book written around 975. The Exeter book is the largest surviving collection of Anglo-Saxon poetry in the world. So for listeners who can't see in the studio, JPC has a giant book that just says boring history. So this is boring history, but these are riddles that I think will be very fun to at least read. Well since Stacy's such a big fan of magic tavern, I will answer this as my character chunt the badger, so let me get into character. Hello there, this is chunks.

Hi, this is chunks the badger here. Why are there so many songs about finish the whole thing? Are you ready for this? Why are there so many sons about finish the whole thing All right, so are you ready for this? Yeah, I'm a wonderful thing a joy to women to neighbors useful Chris and I I injure no one I stand up high and steep over the bed underneath I am shaggy Sometimes ventures a young and handsome peasant's daughter, a maiden proud to lay hold on me. She seizes me, red, plunders my head, fixes on me fast, feels straight away what meeting me means,

when she thus approaches a curly haired woman. What is that I? Um... I am so horny. Well, yeah, as soon as you, I heard you say shaggy, I was like, it wasn't me. I think the whole point was a big thing. I think the whole point was a big thing. So you banged in on the bathroom? I think very perturbative so horny. Well, yeah, as soon as you, I heard you say shaggy, I was like, it wasn't me. Uh-huh. I think the whole thing is just a big, very provocative and horny. But does anyone know? Does anyone have any idea what the answer to that?

It's a teddy bear. It's a pillow. It's a blanket. No, no. That teddy bear is stout. She sees me red, plunders my head. She sees me red. Fixes on me fast, feels straight away what meeting me means. Lipstick. When she thus approaches a curly haired woman,

wet is that eye. Damn. I think the biggest move here is wet is that eye. What makes your eyes wet? Crying. What, yeah, so what else would make you cry? That's not like emotional. That's like an object.

That's sex so good. Um, an object only cry. Yeah. Mm. Sad movie. A ring. I recommend for a drink. I Stepped up high and steep over the bed death underneath and shaggy It wasn't me This is a food Oh onions it's an onion. It's an onion. She says she says it me red. She says that's me rad. The answer is onion a ripe onion is being pulled from the ground by a female cook when the enemy is cut her eyes get watery. I couldn't even tell that she was outdoors.

Okay ready there's number two. No I'm not ready. Shut up. This is another old English riddle. Splendidly it hangs by a man's thigh under the master's cloak and front is a hole. It is stiff and hard. It has a cockle-legal cockle. It's cock or dongs. It's a dongs. It has a goodly place when the young man, his own garment lifts over his knee. He wishes to visit with the head of what hangs. The familiar hole he had only filled with its equal length. It's a key. It's a key! Aaron Keef got it.

We've done this one on the show before. No we have. We did. This is one of the first two episodes. Oh really? We did that. That old English one? No we did.

Did we really do? I've never heard that before. Aaron, we gotta go back. It's the old English riddle. Okay ready for the next one? Yep. erin we gotta go back it's your english riddle i have heard of something wax in a corner swell in pop lift up the cup it's a done a lot of my did woman seized with her hands that boneless thing

a princess daughter covered with her dress the swelling thing uh... i can't i can't make out. No, it's not candle. It's not so made of wax. The, uh, the pun here's the word wax. Wax and Wayne, the moon, Wayne, winning, Garth, party on, no, party on Wayne, swing, swing set. Yes, one more time.

One more time. And this don't, don't take cock in the middle of this. Cocker, don't I have heard of something wax in a corner, swell and pop. Lift up the covers. A proud-minded woman seized with her hands that boneless thing. A prince's daughter covered with her dress the swelling thing. Boneless boneless thing gave it away, chicken tenders. It's chicken tenders. Water, fire. The answer? All-timey chicken tenders. Tell me. The answer is dough. The pun here is the word wax. There's the substance in the verb which highlights the increasing size of the dough is it rises i don't think

all the english people know what puns were no they exclusively knew what puns were a uh... is that bread almost done was like wax a school like Like like Like scoob it wasn't me like I saw her banging on the bathroom like Yes, we're doing 15 more see I was being shaggy singing shaggy a youth That's a pile a youth came along to where he knew she said I'm forna grave worth He knew she stood in a corner. Dab on fortna grave. Worth...

Christ. A youth came along to where he knew she stood in a corner. Fourth, he strode. A vigorous young man lifted up her own dress with his hands. There's so much lifting of garments. Thrust under her girdle, something stiff. And she stood there, worked his will, both of them shook. A thane hurried up, useful at times, a capable servant.

Nonetheless, he grew tired from time to time. Those strong at first weary with work, beneath the girdle there began to grow what often good men love heartily and buy with money. I don't want to be uncouth, it's a cock-dong. Well, I'm glad you don't want to be uncouth. All of these are just like so body. Like I can mention people telling these in like a, you know, I'm glad you don't want to be on, Koof. All of these are just like so body. Like I can imagine people telling these and like, you know, let the bodies hit the floor.

Let the bodies hit the floor. Look, the bodies hit the... We can even check. We've probably read the whole thing. Okay, a youth came along to where he knew she stood in a corner. Okay. So it's the thing that she... It's not a woman. It's she is, but it is not.

So she is the object. Yes. Fourth, he strode a vigorous young man, lifted up her own dress with his hands, thrust under her girdle something stiff as she stood there, worked his will. That's important. Worked his will. Will is a pun.

Both of them shook, a thane hurried up, useful at times, a capable servant. Nonetheless, he grew tired from time to time. Though strong at first, weary with work. Beneath the girdle, they began to grow what often good men love heartily and die with money. Yes, sir. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. That'll go. It's a butter churn. Listen, I've been to an Amish farm. When the Amish turned a butter, the butter butter turned stands in the corner with a little dress on Amish man come up lift up the dress. He gonna put his fingers underneath there. She's he gonna work that for

Old English nouns have genders. So the word churn is feminine Here a man is churning tasty butter for market also to note a thing is a servant or retainer for the aristocracy So Adela if we were back then you would be my fame. Oh. That thing you do. Doing that thing you do. Uh, my neck is white, my head is white. My neck is white.

I taught, I taught, I put it that. My neck is white, my head is taughty and so are my sides. I am swift in my stride. I bear weapons of battle. On my back there is hair. So it's me. And the same on my cheeks. Over my eyes, two ears stand up. I walk on my toes and the green grass.

My doom is certain if anyone finds me. If a slaughterhouse fighter finds me hidden where I make my home, bold with my bans. And there I abide with my little family when the stranger comes to my very doors Death is their doom. I must carry them off save them by flight with fear in my heart away from my home It goes up for so stop please stop groundhog It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great abide that fierce one in my burrow. That would be surely not a good counsel. But bravely, I must with both hands and feet create a path through the hill high easily. I can save them. Nope. My beloved can. If I can bring my household by a secret way through the hollow hill for there, I need fear. Never a wit.

The murderous well if the hateful foe follows be mercy mercy mercy he'll have no lack of clash of battle when we meet in the bro get to the top of the hell it turned out him with weapons of war who my formerly fled kill me at all you are the only one who will be able to get this badger it is badger there's a good good meat jump the better jump the badger here A badger is being hunted and bravely fights the hunting dogs protect the cubs the bear and mentioned near the top

Bear and fear and so are like badger cubs. I guess I Love those those are old English riddles riddles It just goes to show you guys these riddles are as old as time which means our podcast would have done so well a thousand years We would have been in so many courts brought in to entertain the Kings and Queens the Kings and Quons Yes, wait what are Badger Cups called the bearings? I believe what if we started calling you Baron Keith and you're a little Badger cub baronstein barons Your Baron well listen, but listen, I'll you Baron, but my idea is not that, but my idea is still going. I still have, I'm still talking about my idea than we moved on.

But what if we call you Baron Kefe and you're a little badger cup, is that? Can we call me Sharon Kefe? What? What? I share my great energy with the world. For calling you any Sharon is going to be Sharon Stone. Remember? I am hot.

Because you are on the couch crossing and uncrossing your legs that's what i'm at all things up with someone's like hot he's like oh sheeran's stone kathy areland sheeran's stone all the latest hotty hots uh... so thank you again uh... stacey shut up to chris um... we hope is tonight is is uh... doing well thank you so much for that riddle uh... is there anything that anyone would like to plug uh... okay well, you do that.

Instagram, Aaron, keep 10, and I will post about my life. And what shows you can see me in there. You can follow me on Twitter, at Adderify, on Instagram. Come check out World Loans tonight. Check out the podcast, hello from the magic. Stacy, also siblings, Pecky Lair, which is the podcast, hello from the magic, Stacey, also siblings Pecky Laire, which is a podcast I do with my brilliant sister, Sidia. And go to T public, we have a merch store for,

hey, Riddle Riddle on T public, check those out by some merch. Give us the hashtag, Whittleware, and we will, starting next week, we're gonna start listing people who do the hashtag, Whittleware, we'll start, doing a fun little thing on the podcast with Ritty Kitty, listing some names, give us some shout outs. Oh yeah, and tell us your name too if you do that. Give us that name. Because if you just have your Instagram or Twitter and your handle.

We're just going to read your handle. So if you want your name read, send us your name when you do the hashtag as well. Also, hello from the Magetabren has a show at Taliahall Tuesday, November 27th, and we'd love to see you come out to that. It's in Chicago, Taliahall is a cool venue in Pilsen, so come check that out. And you can follow me at JP so fly on Twitter, I'm at Shark Barkman on Instagram, and I have, I post about shows and everything that I'm doing there, so that's the best place to find that. You can follow the podcast at HeyRiddleRiddle. If you have riddle submissions, you can always email those into hrrpodcast at gmail.com. Again, check out that T public store. I hope you find a lot of great things there. And Aaron, I heard that you have a new favorite planet.

I really was, I was talking, I was hoping that I would find something in there. I had nothing prepared. Yeah. What's a, what's a Muffet Pig's favorite planet? Jupiter. Hiya! Bye bye.

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