Hey Riddle Riddle - #178: … and Whatnot w/ Janet Varney

Episode Date: December 15, 2021

Wow! She’s back! We are so lucky to be joined again by Janet Varney (The JV Club and Avatar:Braving the Elements) for some listener submitted word avalanche riddles! Stick around so you can hear the sun and the moon fight, a little girl who is a space genius, and a woman going on a date with some famous water! Let’s pee in the middle of the episode and have a great time! Starring: Adal Rifai John Patrick Coan Erin Keif Special Guest Janet Varney Editing by:  Casey Toney Theme by:  Arne Parrott Logo by:  Emily Kardamis & Emmaline Morris Want more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon! Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & prints Want to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a headgun podcast. Give me five seconds here. I'm going to tell my sister to turn down the God damn TV. Oh God. Oh that reminds me I should do my math homework. Oh wow. God give a hammer because we are nailing his ass to the wall. Hold the mic, my grandma's making cookies too loud.

Uh-huh. Hang on, my cannon string phone just rang. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. It's not a part of my thing. It's both a typical fish.

It was the cabin of an airplane. It's happened with an oxygen. Here's JPC and Aaron, they're two people who love podcast. We've replaced their morning podcast with an episode of Hey Riddle Riddle. Let's see if they notice. The fuck is this? Honey, our podcast is broken. The fuck is this? I hate this. I miss our old podcast.

Who did this? Enjoying your breakfast podcast? Huh! Jesus Christ! Sorry, I'm the table. The table's talking to me! Honey, I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning because the table's talking to it. Why are you making your voice sound like that? What's going on? What is this podcast?

What? What? You're listening to Hey Riddle Riddle. It's a podcast. I'm not I'm listening to a table tell me that my wife's on a TV show It's a podcast where people try and solve riddles and along the way they do improvising How do you see GBC wake up? You're having a nightmare. Oh God I was having the worst dream we were blowing it in front of a nightmare. Oh God. I was having the worst dream. We were blowing it in front of a guest. Oh no. JVC that's what's happening because we have a very special guest. One I think I think last time we gave her a nickname because that's what she needs is more podcast nicknames. We have Janet Morph herself. Janet V Barney. Yay! Yay!

Welcome back to the show, Janet Morpher. Oh, thanks for having me. It's great to be here. It's great to see everybody. Oh, we did it. Mm-hmm. That could be what you're doing. You know?

Although you should on Casey pretty hard when you popped on the call here. I did, but I should on you harder when you went to go tell your sister to turn the TV down. Oh, okay. Well, everyone knows my business. Now, everyone knows that my sister uses my TV. Point of clarification.

Yeah, if more likely someone can locate you, because now I know your sister on the TV. Is Janet's nickname, is it Janet Morph or is it Janet Morph? I think it was Janet Morph. I think you got to hit that. You have to hit the team. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Yeah, and we were talking and I felt like,

or I was saying that it felt like it was like last year or a year and a half ago that we recorded with you, but it's been four years or something. It's been too long. But Janet, how was your last four years? Anything that fell happened to you or the world? I think so. I'm trying to think.

I think a couple of years ago, ooh, I want to say had a really good quiche, like a piece of quiche that I just was not expecting to be, because it had smoked guita in it. Yeah, meh, meh. That's what's coming up for me right now. Interesting. So I would expect a smoked gouda quiche

to be out of this fucking world. I would expect to love that. Really good. Okay. It was really good. It was like stay inside your house for two years and don't go outside and wear a mask. Good. Do you know what I mean?

Like that is what it makes you want to do. So since we haven't, I don't think we've recorded with you since quarantine. You have a new podcast. Do you want to tell us about that? I do. I have a podcast on the I Heart Network. It is a Nickelodeon podcast about all things Avatar verse, which means Avatar the Last Airbender and Legend of Cora and not the James Cameron Avatar movie. That I mean, that has got to be on the tough on everyone.

Association of both projects. And then no one's getting no one is going to yield. You know what I mean? No one is going to be like the project formally known as Avatar. Did you, can I ask, with your new podcast, which I'm very excited to listen to, I'm planning on doing a rewatch and listening to the episodes along the way, did you insert something that's almost like the wall, pink Floyd's, the wall, Wizard of Oz, where if you do happen to watch the James Cameron version that podcast syncs up and tells some fun little story

or something? I can tell you. That is my number one priority for season two because we are almost in with season one. And I might need some help orchestrating that because now I feel like it does need to be something hey, riddle, riddle, level, good. Like maybe there is like a elaborate scheme

that we come up with where there's lots of, we plant lots of little Easter eggs. Just for future reference, if you ever to decide to like start a new podcast, I would listen to you talk about James Cameron's entire filmography. I would love, you just being like, and not, I don't want you to re-watch any of the movies just being like, um, and not I don't want you to rewatch any of the movies

just being like fronting was as I recall. Good. I was very interested in the water in the abyss in its almost sensual way. If I recall without a rewatch, yes, that was really sexy water. Yes, the, the, the, it's almost's almost like what's his name, Robert Patrick, in Terminator, it's almost like a liquid metal, but the water does present itself in a very sensual way. And I remember the first time I saw that movie, I was very much like, what is,

what's up with this water? Where I'm like, I'm like, does anyone know, like, is this water single or like what's going on? People died at all. What? I gotta say, I anyone know like, is this water single or like what's going on? People died at all. What? I gotta say, I heard the same event horizon. Oh. I just put it together that we were talking about like the James Cameron avatar with the

Navi. I was like, James Cameron directed the Avatar movie? I was like, that can't be right. See? You have proved the point. I was like, everybody's getting the detail wrong. I think that was in the shovel up, but I can't be sure. Okay.

You can be sure. You can be sure. Okay. I do need to, this might be the earliest scene we've ever called for. I do need to see just a very, just the smallest little, it's a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a, a bit, a bit, a bit, a bit, a, a bit, a bit, a, a bit, a bit, a bit, a, a bit, a, a bit, a bit, a, a bit, a, a, a bit, a, a bit, a bit, a, a, a, a bit, a, a bit, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, sprinkle of a scene. Janet, you are whatever age you were when you watched the bis. Aaron, you are the water and you two are on a first date. Splash.

Hey. Hey, this is... I cannot even tell. I was gonna try to play it cool, but I'm gonna tell you, I am star struck, right? I'm water struck right now. Man, I get that art. Oh my gosh. have you ever been on a date with a celebrity before I haven't and I did not realize how truly long you are I mean your water body

has stretching out of the cafe I can see it going down the block I don't know where you end I guess I know where you end I don't know where you end. I guess I know where you end. I don't know where you begin. We cut to the end of the water where the back end is having another date. So where are you from? Flash, hey. Have you ever been on a date with the celebrity before?

No, I haven't. But you're my first. I'm sorry, you are stunning. Sorry, this is a little difficult. I feel like I'm having two conversations at the same time. I Know I I knew you were a worm like water. See So Janet, I mean normally we ask our guests what their relationship is with Reynolds. We obviously don't get returned guests

They say thank you. They said thank you, no thank you. But it's been years since we last spoke. Has your relationship with riddles changed in the last few years? I think if anything my relationship with riddles has grown, it's deepened. It's galvanized. Oh, what about that word? Oh, that word. What about that word?

I feel no less apt at solving riddles, but I feel. Look at the fucking Dr. Library over over here busting out the words. Yeah, I'm a library. Just use doctor and library. So watch out college. I have doctor library. And that's great because I'm a library CPA. I also do people's. I need your time. You're telling me to be more perfect because this is actually the year that we love riddles again. So we are all in the same page. Our love and appreciation for riddles has only grown more and more over the year. And even better news, we're almost done with that.

We're almost done with the year that we like riddles. Okay, so I'm sneaking in just at the end before he'll hate hate riddles again We get ourselves a lobotomy and now we love riddles Wait, but I got asked a serious question. Have I only done your podcast once? I thought I had done it twice Felt like twice was always. Yeah, so it goes an hour and most people do end the podcast by saying, can we get two episodes out of that? Sure, there must be an effort too. I genuinely, I think I've created a false map.

I have done many guest appearances on podcasts over the years. And I remember being with you guys more and better than I remember almost all of the guest appearances I've done, to the degree where I was, I think I've convinced myself that we recorded together in person, and then sometime between then, we recorded like streaming, or we recorded together in person again, or something. I don't know how I've done that, but I really have created,

this is my second appearance on Hey Riddle Riddle, I have, I have something has happened to me. You recorded with us in a dream. It might have been a beautiful dream. Okay, I did just Google Janet Verney podcast guest and this is an anecdote that she shares on a lot of podcasts. And I could swear. It looks like I was a Janet.

No, I'm not. I know I did it. I know I did it. I remember all the worst things that happened to me too, and did a detail. Janet, I will say you've record, I think since quarantine you've record, I know you're gonna try to push Tavirn on me

as like your reasoning. Wow, I've got to promote it. I've got to put my eyes on. I wish I got it now in front of that faster because I was immediately gonna follow up by saying, and don't try to tell me it's because I've seen you a couple of times because you also did my podcast. It's, I know all of those.

I can cite all of those. It could have been a lot of things. You could have been mugged. A lot of people types that, like, I did your podcast, but, like, no, you probably went through like something like violent traumatic. Is like, give me your purse.

It's like, oh, let me solve this. Okay, so the purse is like the mother? No, it's, yeah. I was trying, I remember I was trying to get into the country I had been abroad and Yes, agent to feature a room and had a series of riddles that I had to solve So it was you but it wasn't your podcast. I just happened to engage with you in your regular jobs as customs agents Yeah, I was wearing a mustache and JBC and I shaped it.

Split a mustache. As your custom. As is your custom. I'm going to lean in just a little bit more than Mike. And maybe back. Maybe back. So speaking of riddles, I found riddles and I went, wow, these are some of the most difficult riddiculous riddles I've ever found.

And I went, why not tonight? You know what? Let's do this together. Maybe with one extra brain, we can also say. Maybe with a doctor library, we'll be able to get through these things that immediately sound to me like problems in a class in school. Exactly. And there's a point at which they become so complicated that you're like, oh no, this is, you're trying to fool me. This is education. Don't you dare.

So I'm going to do some warm-ups before we get into the really difficult. Mama, me, mo, mo, mo. Mama, mama, me, mo. Let us go, let us go. I licked my cousins. Mommy Ponce told me, stop it, John. Go, do, do, do, do, do,

Ray, me, Ray, do, and then we're good. I found a little kitty and a kitty had entities. Okay. So these are listeners submitted. They're from Razz, they then. And these are riddles that Razz wrote for their D&D campaign and they're themed. I really like the sound of this, Razz. Is it Razz?

You said Razz, they then. Are you sure it wasn't them saying, Razz then? Okay. I'm fully capable of razzing them. Yeah, do like a fun little Razz. All right, let's see. Let's do a cool one. Let's do a cool one.

Let's do a cool one. Let's do a cool one. Let's do a cool one. I'm a Philadelphia. Here's a lot of my girls. I'm a Philadelphia. I got mainly Philadelphia at that. Soft or softball.

Or not. Any rust belt city. It is a little softball. No rags is super sweet in their email, so let's leave them alone. All right, so here are the key. We love rags. Silver maiden, pearl of light, shifting yet the same. A sister, present, yet out of sight. Pretell, what is her name?

Aaron, I'm onto your little game. Those are Led Zeppelin lyrics. Damn it. Get out of here, Adam. Wow. I still honestly didn't downroll. And I would have gotten away with it too. But I didn't remember that God my bad again. Your Zeppelin D'Arre is firing on all cylinders. Because that is... That is spot on.

Love you. Zeppelin? I know that you only date members of Led Zeppelin my Led Zeppelin jar is unreal. Let me set you up. Let me set you up. I know a few bottoms Okay, yeah I'm gonna say oyster Okay, I like that guess a lot, but now I can't I I've I mean I need to hear it again Yeah, of course. Because now I'm...

Silver maiden. Yes. But when you hear it, the James and Vernon, when you hear this, please think of Led Zeppelin singing this. I can't. Oh, I'm focused on the written. I'm going to hear you. Yeah.

Silver maiden. Pearl of light. Shifting yet the same. A sister present yet out of sight. Pray tell what is her name. So I would just focus, like what are some things that like, create not, this one doesn't necessarily create life, but it kind of light, it reflects light.

How, I mean, listen, hearing it the second time, I gotta say oyster. Oh my! Yeah, pretty good. Sometimes if you say them in an outside. Sometimes if you say them in an outside. Okay, what about a chandelier, Aaron? A clam?

I like that. You're getting... Ooh. But I would say I think bigger. Okay, Aaron, what about a wall to wall mirror? No. Okay, you could have said it close. It's still a little more.

And there's a tiny bit closer, but it's still not close. Sister out of sight. Okay, so you think bigger than a Shambla layer. Silver maiden. Is it a giant menorah? The beginning of this is more helpful than the second half. Silver maiden pearl of light. Pearl of light.

It changes. I wish I'm, but it's still. Yeah, I wish I were away. I wish I'm. Silver maiden pearl of light. Silver maiden pearl of light shifting at the same thing think big like really big the same. Yes, the moon.

I got it. You got it. And resistor the sun. Oh, yes. I want to see a. I'm on your wavelength. This is very cool. I this is a great warm up for me. I

want to say it's just like the guest to come on and do way better than what Janet was on the cover of December's issue of Escape Room of Fishingado so to be fair. That's but also I was smoking a cigar because I was also doing the sit. I had a joint was a joint cover thing. And you're in our own source thing, you're sitting on your lap. I'd like to see a scene, JPC, you are the sun, Janet, you are the moon, and Aaron, you are the sun and the moon's parent, and you are having a chat with them about maybe life

and what to expect as they get older. Can I go, Can I just go? No. You can't go wearing my Led Zeppelin T-shirt, thanks. Okay, yeah, your Led Zeppelin T-shirt, too. Oh, I'm sorry. Hey, guess what? It's daytime. I'm gonna borrow her stuff and she won't know.

Thanks. I do know. I see you. One school drop off that is peaceful. Please. Could you just drop us off? Could you just drop us off like a couple hundred light years away from school and then we'll just walk? I would actually love that also.

Am I embarrassed by me? No. What? Yeah. No. No. We love your huge white beard and your flowing white robe. You're so super cool.

I'm cool. I actually went over. I actually went over whole thing you have sandals on. That's awesome. We're not gonna hear about that in my life. You know like my sandals? I created the whole universe in like six days. I and you don't think that's cool. Look. I made a giraffe. It's hilarious. Oh no really. You made it. Yeah. you know what, you have to stop leaning so hard onto the giraffe thing. Like, yes, it's very funny and hilarious and cool. Look at this, a pufferfish.

Huh? That's funny too. Every time you show me one of these things, you get it way too close and it burns up. I have so many millions of dead giraffes in me and that takes an emotional toll. Yeah, yeah, and I have, you know, a lot of people who just worship me. I guess I started out that I was going to be complaining, but then I realized I didn't have that much to complain about.

Okay. Alright, I'm just going to drop you off. Well, one of you hurts people's eyes and the other one of you causes periods, so I guess I have a good day. I don't cause periods. Yeah, it's something like that. I don't really, the women's bodies are gross. I don't really look into it too much. God, thank you so much for coming into the parent-teacher conference. I just wanted to talk to you about your dogs. What did they do? Well, one of them is having a lot of flare-ups in class and one of them feels like they're only sort of half there a lot of the time.

So I don't know what's going on at home. Is there anything at home that might be going on? Is it just you or do you have someone else with you? That's a little rude. No, I'm on my own, okay? Well, you created me so. What does that mean? Is this my fault?

Well, you make no mistakes. You told me you make no mistakes. I know, I don't make any mistakes. I did make going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that.

I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. around the household like really set boundaries and really lay out the law. You know what? Fuck this. Flood. New flood starting over. Whoa, it's me, flood! Flood, get down there.

I cost periods instead. Splash. Hey God. Nice to meet you. See. Oh man. What does the moon do? Tides and periods? It's the moon plus the tides. It's the tides are the ones that really cause the periods. Well, the moon causes periods, but it also causes waxing and waning, which is very convenient. So remember that these riddles are themed, and there's two more.

Ready? Great. Oh, wait. So they all have the same theme? Yeah, they're all just these three from Razz have the same. So the next answer will also be the moon. Kind of. Thanks for blowing that for me. You went to the Martin Scorsese School of theme. What if he's a gangster and I want to hear his voice over. I'm going to hear his animal. I'm laughing,

singing, skipping along. I'm in such a state of bliss. Why might I just mimic the cow in that song, and vault that celestial miss? So in the song, the cow jumps over the moon. Oh, moon. You got it. Over the moon. Yes. Yes, is it? Yeah. I should have read these out. The answer was over the moon? Yeah. So the theme is moon. I know, but the moon. Yes. Okay.

I mentioned it when I said it is. Can we all take a stab at the third one? Can we all take a stab at the third one before we start? Sure. Go ahead. Moons over my hammy. All right. Anyone else have a guess?

Absolutely. Oh, the Cheryl and Fen movie two moon junction. I would love it if it was and you pulled that out right now. That would be amazing. Can you imagine? I'm sorry, my zoom froze. I want to say two moon junction. I know. Whoa.

All right. None of you got it. So this might still be a challenge. Okay. Two twins living cheek to cheek. Two moon junction. Pogging. Tiding Two twins on the chin. Pitying for most of the day.

Sometimes, however, they take a peak in a most improper way. If you should see this peaking act, you might cry out and rage. Intidental, you both should be smacked and blame it on their age. You're feeling so purple you're onto something. If I saw someone pooping, would I cry out in a rage? Probably not. Would you, God? Would you say that's not going to be my gut reaction.

This is most improper. I feel Janet said something that was definitely on the right track. It was like moaning someone. Yeah, it's moaning someone. That's all Janet. I just, I just listened to what she said, and then I just set it louder. Yeah, exactly. Congratulations.

I don't know if you count as yours. Good business. This guy gets a promotion. I'm so sorry. It's him to the top of the corporate letter. We joke, but as I'm sure you say every time you read a listener's riddles, those are great. And I would be hard pressed to come up with anything

that's clever and is poetic. So those were terrific. Well, Janet're going to hate this next segment, uh, where it's Janet comes up with the riddles. So, oh boy. Good. Mine all be the moon. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing that I would have to attack. Yeah, two more mood riddles. More stuff. Thank you, Razz. Janet said they were great. And I agree.

Congratulations, Razz on great riddles. Yeah, Razz, thank said they were great and I agree. Congratulations, Razz on great riddles. Yeah, Razz, thank you so much. That was fantastic. Yeah, Razz, do something about that big crack of the Liberty Bell. I do want to see just the briefest of moments. I'm not even going to call this a scene. It's going to be a moment. JPC, you are Dean Martin. Dean Martin. And you are coming up with the lyrics for That's a Morey. Like 30 seconds before you have to go on stage and debut the song, you overslept and you forgot to let it. Okay. Okay, let's see. Cocaine, the older version of Cocaine. Okay, here we go. Umor, I'm more I love. Yeah, love it's poppin' wind, uh, moon hits your eye like a big stack of die

No, that's too nerdy. We can't let them know I'm a D&D guy Piece of pie, I'm a tell you why not okay moon hits your eye like a big piece of pie. That's a more a When the floor hits the door Guess what's in store more and more a let's see When the knob hits your key fob More and more, eh? Uh, let's see, uh, uh, when the knob hits your key fob, uh, beep, beep, that's a more, eh? Okay, what else?

What else? Your mic is on! My mic is on! Your mic? It's on! Good! You gotta keep going! You gotta keep going!

You gotta keep going! You gotta keep going! You gotta keep going! You gotta keep going! You gotta keep going! You gotta keep going! You gotta keep going! You gotta keep going!

You gotta keep going! You gotta keep going! You gotta keep going! You gotta keep going! that they can electronically open doors. The government is coming for you, Dean. All the nerds have bum rush to the front. They're so thrilled you're a D&D guy. When the voice hits my brain, oh, I think I've been saying that's a moron, right? I'm definitely saying that. I'm definitely saying that's a moron. Perfect. When an eel bites your heel, that's a moron, yes.

Well, I say, well, I say, we go to an early break, and then when we come back, I will destroy you with these new kind of riddles That I think will truly be the end of the show. I'm so sorry. I got to be honest I read these and I went uh-oh How's this gonna go so let's go on a break and then we'll be back and stretched and ready for these riddles. I don't want to come back No, I didn't do a good job selling that. Let's go to break. JPC or Dean Martin again, and you just found out

Sammy Davis Jr died. Uh, when my friend hits Luke Grave, we'll go to a break. That's a more happy one. Hey, JPC. Uh, uh, yeah. You're not in trouble. I just need help. I'm, um, pranking Adal, and I'm setting up a website to prank him. Um, can I just need some advice?

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That's pretty cool. I'm gonna improve my website and build marketing strategy based on top keywords, our popular products and content on my prank website, the prank activity. Whoa, that's awesome, Aaron. I'm glad you're using Squarespace. Did you say what the website was for? I can't remember what the website was for.

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I don't know. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Hey Adel and JPC, thank you for meeting me in the middle of the woods here. I am sort of at an impasse. I can't decide whether or not to go this way or this way. I'm having a hard time choosing a path. You know, there never truly is a middle of the woods. Isn't it funny to think about something like that?

There never truly is a middle of the woods. No, this is the middle. Okay, this is it. Addle, can you help? Yeah, actually. So as per Robert Frost, I don't know if you know his poems. He has a poem called Better Help. I believe this is written in the 1800s,

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I have to pee a little. So the second half of the episode is going to be really mad. Let's do this. All right. These are from Sandy Goldman. Sorry, Aaron, who? Sandy Goldman. What was the first name?

Sandy Goldman. Yeah, I still can't? Sandy Goldman. What's our what was the first name? Sandy Goldman. Yeah, I still can't hear it. You're messing with me. No, well, yes. Thank you. Thank you. I hate the show. Sandy Goldman. He is super sweet in the email and he came to one of my shows a couple weeks ago and is really nice about it. He also said you told was a couple weeks ago and it's really nice about it. He also said, you told us in emails, if we have interesting jobs to tell you and he does the storyboards for Rick and Morty. So that is a very cool and interesting job. Yeah, that's a talent.

You just outclassed us. Not cool, Sandra. Not cool. You heard it all up here. You heard it all up here. You heard it all up here. You heard it all up here. You heard it all up here.

You heard it all up here. You heard it all up here. You heard it all up here. You heard it all up here. You heard it all up here. Very dumb. You want your riddles read on the show? Go up in harass, Aaron at whatever live show. Go up here and say, hey, I sent you an email two years ago. Never been read on the show. My name's Sandy. And then she'll have to do it. So I guess it works. And I want to put it out there right now to our listeners. I dare not call them fans because they're purely listeners

or everybody hates this show. Let's start a petition on Rick and Morty to have Sandy create a character called pickle Janet Now it's kind of it sounds like Janet, but it's a pickle version of Janet. Yeah, let's all let's get that happening I think they do a pickle thing on the show already. No, you know what probably not Cucumber corny shaw Cornish on Barney that's like a French like ambassador. Can we, can we, can we slip like a Sharon beef onto the show?

I think that people would have enjoyed that. Yeah, slip that in. A little Aaron Keef character. And just a quick, big, oh yeah. We're well versed in Hollywood storyboard artists. They write the show, right? Yeah. Okay.

Yeah, of course. Their showrunners. If it's on the board, it's in the show. That, now that could be, you could argue that. Some, but it could be like the lost and translation thing. Like, I can't it's in the show. That, now that could be, you could argue that. Some but they could be like the lost and translation thing. Like, I never see that in the script. Now like, no, it was a laid out. It was there, and I saw it.

And it goes to the animators and about a being, about a boom, that's a mori. I've seen a lot of things, and a lot of things like on television or in movies, and I thought, a hundred people must have signed off on this. A hundred people must have been like, well, I think this is a good idea. So I think you could get Sharon Beaf in there.

I think you could slip it in. Every episode of Rick and Morty is art by committee. It's, Twitch plays Rick and Morty. All right, well, Sandy, thank you so much for these because I truly love them and we'll see how everyone does. Sandy, I'm scared. It's okay. We'll unplug the show if it gets very inconvenient. I'm very. It's okay. We'll unplug the show. If it gets very intimidating.

I'm very intimidated by Sandy right now. A while ago, he says, hey, y'all, a while ago, I can't cross. Oh, never mind, I'm not intimidated. It's very warm. It's very warm. And he knew that that would disarm me. You got me, Sandy.

You got me. A while ago, I came across my new favorite type of Ritty slash Puzzy. Word avalanches. Have you guys heard of these? I have to interest. Yeah, it's very. I feel like I might know when I hear it. I'm honestly.

A word avalanches. Is that like a word search where all the letters are like really crammed into the very bottom of it? You can barely see them because they're all happy. I wish. So. There are words that you're supposed to have p so they can know which way to dig to get to this earth. That's true.

Yes. So Adal Sandi thinks that you especially will like these. So we'll see. Other puns. Yeah. Well, not at all, actually. But I wonder if it is kind of we'll see. A word of a legend of phrase or something that is made mostly of homophones, creating something

that sounds like a silly repetition of one word, sound or short phrase over and over and over. For example, well, farewell, well, fair. Okay, well, farewell, well, fair. Well, farewell, well, fair. Okay, okay. Each riddle will be a sentence or phrase that has the victims, I assume, Adel and JPC, because Sandy knew I would read these. But didn't predict that Janet would be coming back on the show again.

We'll have to rephrase these into a word avalanche that mean the same thing. Okay. Definitely like school. Exactly. I like it. I like it. The prompt exactly. So the prompt for- I like it. I like it.

The prompt for welfare welfare would be, damn, goodbye to my health and happiness. Okay, yes. Yes. This is finally clicking because Jin said like school, and I'm like, this is like school, except unlike school, I have no idea how to cheat. Like, if this had been normal school,

I would have been cheating from day one. Three years school, I would have been cheating from day one, three years ago I would have been cheating, and I just don't know how. I don't know how, but it feels like you've been cheating. I'm actually, I'm gonna pee really quick, but I don't wanna stop recording, and I would like you all to time me. I will be right back.

Keep talking. So just to create a word to have lunch with my own for YouTube, because I think I understand what's going on. So to go back to San Di, if Danny Zuko saw a group of fish going to an institute of learning, he might say, if a school, a school, a school, a school, a school.

It's cool, school, school. It's cool, it's cool, school, school. So you think, what? It's cool school school. It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. So you think what's very good? So Danny Zuko's whole thing is he says it's cool. Well, there's a moment where where's the okay now I'm gonna admit that Reese's movie I've seen the most times in my it's the movie I've seen the most in my life. Yeah, there's a moment where Rizzo shoved Sandy in front of Danny. He wasn't expecting to see her. And she's like, Danny, what's wrong with you? And he goes, school, baby, you know how it is, rocking and rolling. Sure. So you think that any- And what not? Wait, did I add that in my own head?

What's my cocket? I just want to make sure that you think that anything that a character says in a movie is their catchphrase. Yeah. It just becomes their catchphrase. Okay, I'm not getting to answer that. Sure. 100%. He's got a ton of catchphrase? Yeah. It just becomes their catchphrase. Okay, I'm not a catchphrase. Sure. 100%.

He's not talking to catchphrases in that movie. You know how Leonardo DiCaprio's catchphrase in Titanic is I'll never let go. Yeah. I already had totally miss thought that and thought that the person's catchphrase was just the character saying the title of the movie. So I was about to, I like just twisted it in my head so I was about to be like, yeah you know like Holly Henters like, I wish we're gonna be raised here. But that's not what you're saying. And she looks straight at the camera. That's not what you're saying at all.

Janet, I'm almost 100% sure. I'm maybe not 100%. 99% sure that Danny Zucott is not say, it's cool baby, you know how it is, rockin' and rollin' and whatnot. But from this point forward, I always say that out loud whenever I watch groups. I think he might. I think he's, I've been walking around saying that he says that, like, and I know he might say,

and what not. I think he might. Here's the funny thing. Cause that's in hear here. Here's the funny thing in my head Here's the funny thing I'm gonna do something and nobody can make fun of me for this But I have that clip from Greece on my phone. Why? Why asking why is not the same as making fun of it, but why why okay? Okay, so we're gonna listen to this clip We may have to cut out this clip due to copyright

Okay, listen to this clip very quickly. We might have to cut it out and then we'll be right back. We can't use it if we also say that this is a high school production of grief. I'm gonna change a plan. Thank you. That's cool baby. I mean, how does it fucking ruin a plan? Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! I made the touch down to the sun! Oh no!

Does it feel? We're Casey Cutout, everything I said before the... No, no, no, no! Janet? Janet? Yes. I'm gonna carve out some time to formally apologize to you. I've seen Greece a hundred times I've never caught the what not Janet. You're a hundred percent right. Oh, I leave my life You know why because you are still puzzling over your early understanding of the Australian accent vis-a-vis We hate it change of planes of the Australian accent, vis-a-vis, we hate a change of plans. Plans is like the first time you're, you as a kid, you're like,

please. Because I feel like I saw that before I saw, you know, Crocodile's N.D. My favorite part of the movie is there's a point where they go, it's very early on where it's like the, the T-birds are out front in the school and they go, one of the guys, I forget his name, he goes, is that Danny? I think it's sunny. I wish more name, he goes, is that Danny? Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.

I think it's sunny. I wish more people, I wish more people just did that. Like we're just sort of like. Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. Yeah. He's the reason why people don't do that, especially at high schools, is because if you did do that, they would tap you and be like,

that guy's a 37 year old man. Someone get him out of this high school. He just drew attention to himself. He's a 37 year old man. He's a grown adult in this high school. Yeah. Can I sit on the right? grown up adult in this high school. Yeah. Can I sit on the rest of the episode for being wrong? Yeah. No, wait. I was wrong too. Please let me sit down. We all want to sit out, but that's not how this works.

So Sandy gave another example, which I was going to have you guys solve, but this one's impossible. It would have taken forever. So here's another example. This would be the prompt. A white supremacist musician is tasked with determining the rules to a marathon that takes place in a bio-dome on the moon. To determine the racers positioning at the starting line, he decides to review the files of each person entered and make no sweeping judgment. Wait, this is another word evidence? Yeah, this is an impossible one. Because the first one was like, say goodbye to your health and then this one was like a paragraph. Yeah, this one's long. So it raises, faces, wanna try JBZ?

Well, I was, race is the operative word at the beginning, but yeah, I, race is going ahead. So it's a Toby Keith, it's a Toby Keith Keith. Keith, Keith, Keith. You're really stuck on a Toby Keith thing. It is race, but as you were. Can he choose neat, a racist basis,

racist basis. Oh, flee, flee, flee, flee, flee, flee, flee, flee, flee, racist basis, basis, space, base, race, places on case to case basis. Oh, come on. Okay, so that's still rhyming.

Okay, that's because that's not full. Like I was afraid that they were all gonna be like, sandy, sandy, sandy, sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy. Some's rhyming, yeah. Okay, okay. Okay, yeah, so- Not to say that I would have gotten that, had I fully understood, I absolutely not have.

Aaron, when you said that these were gonna be hard, this is akin to like handing a second grader some like trigonometry homework. Which I do all the time. You can use your graphic calculator. Yeah, that's what the word is. JPC, if I may, this is like handing a second grader some like trigonometry homework. Which I do all the time. You can use your graphic calculator. Yeah. No, no, don't lie. JPC, if I may, this is like handing a second grader a portfolio

and saying, we have some astronaut stuck in space. Can you help us get them home? Please, little girl, bring them home. And she pushes up her glasses. I definitely want to see that movie, which means I need to see a short scene. At all, you are the person who hands over the portfolio to Aaron, the little girl, and JPC, you are the brother of one of the astronauts who, for some reason,

is hysterically there to freak out about it. Excuse me, are you Bethany Sullivan? Who's asking? I'm with NASA, ma'am, and we have a bit of a situation. Now, I've heard from your teacher that you're the best inquest. Yes, that's what I say. I'm the best inquest. Well, we're going to need your expertise.

We have some astronauts who are, how do I say this, they're experiencing some difficulties in space. Say no, Moa, let's go. I'm going to need a boost to seat, a carton of red bull, and a bunch of chalk for later. Well, you didn't have to- Get this little girl up there, she'll seat the red bull in the chalk for later, my brother's dying in space.

Sidewalk chalk, for fun. Anything you want, anything you need, just bring my brother home. Right away, ma'am, and while I go and grab that stuff, I want you to meet, is a commander arm strong. His brother is up in space right now. So we're going to get your blood at home. Thank you.

If it's the last thing I do, I will get your blood at home from space. Thank you so much. Onward. And there's a montage of her doing it. She's just like, I bring those 60s horn rim glasses. She takes a nap. She has a little snack. She gets them all from space. She throws a tantrum. Moments were seen. Moments were, I did feel a little bit like she was evolving into a Martin Scorsese title character. Ever since I was a little girl,

I always wanted to solve problems. That's what, that's right baby. There's a body in the trunk of her car and she's dead with the camera. I bet you're wondering how I got it. They didn't tell me how addictive cocaine was to the boy, was it? You're walking through the school cafeteria to get the class and your date is like, I thought you said you were a student.

Exactly. All right, let's actually do these. I'm gonna give you hints. We're gonna figure it out. But did you guys like how I bond with time by doing this? Yeah. Very cute. We've only listened to examples of this one.

Oh, god. Aaron, we failed to ask. I feel so rude. How was your pee? You know what? It was kind of funny because I was my boyfriend heard that I had to pee. He can hear me.

And I started running to the bathroom. And he pretended that he had to go to the bathroom too and started running there too to stress me out. He was like, me too. I got to the bathroom. And I was like, no, but. And he was like, I'm just kidding. bathroom, and he pretended that he had to go to the bathroom too, and started running there too to stress me out. He was like, meet you again to the bathroom, and I was like, no, but, and he was like, I'm just kidding. I thought I'd say that he lifted the toilet cover seat, and it's not because he wouldn't lift the second seat, because that's weird,

unless we were in a peace standing up. And then it's like, taking out a little pile of toilet paper and was sort of, you know, that would have been fun to speed up your experience, not, thank you. It's not always as cute as you think it is for your partner to leave you a little toilet paper pile. So throughout the house. I'm not saying that I know anyone who has dealt with this issue, but actually it does

cause big fights. You might have friends. You might have friends. The discussion that it's sort of romantic when you have to pee on top of someone else's pee. Like you pee and then the other person's pee and you do one flush right after the other. Oh, this isn't therapy. This is a Zoom recording for a professional podcast.

Oh, okay, sure. Not like with, the sequence you whisper into in journal. This isn't my pee Zoom. What people will be talking about pee? Okay, I am very late for something else. Jenna, is this similar to working for Nickelodeon? It's just the same.

Oh, boy. I need three more. I need three more or two. Arendt did you want to hear your time? Yeah, I'll have a long to take. 37.28. Minutes? Oh, God.

We waited for a long time. Yeah. The guy who sketches crossbreed dogs is good enough for now. Ah, okay. Yes. The doodle-er. The doodler, the doodler of doodles. Yes. The doodler of doodles. I knew this would happen, and that's why I picked these.

The doodled doodler. It's doodled doodler. Definitely doodler. Well, more than just doodle, what's the full name for the dog? The labr-dooodle-Doodler. The Labradordoodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle-Doodle. No, it's not. The Labrador-Doodle-Doodle. What's the name of something that someone would, it would just a single sketch, drawing line. The word that were good.

The doodle. So the Labrador-Doodle-Doodle is the first shoe word. The Labrador-Doodle-Doodle. Doodler. No. Are we talking about the man? Yeah, but think of this. Is this about the way to say man?

This is about the way to say man. This is about the way to say man. This is about the way to say man. This is about the way to say man. This is about the way to say man. This is about the way to of this. Is this about the way to say man? I mean, there was a serial killer in San Francisco. It's a point called the Doodler. I would say this is the exact right time for this. It is never time. It is never the wrong time. Please, please, please know that there was a true crime

podcast that came out called The Doodler. And unfortunately, I don't think it ever addressed. Like, you got to start out at the beginning. You'd be like, okay, guys, some big thing we got to get over, big hurdle. We are calling this podcast The Doodler. That is what he was called, but this You got to start out at the beginning and be like, okay, guys. Some big thing we got to get over. Big hurdle. We are calling this podcast a doodler. That is what he was called, but this is very serious

subject matter. Did they have a question? Jeff Bridges played it in the movie. Oh, God. The doodler. The doodler is a loudspeaker. The Labrador doodler. So it's just, it's a Labrador doodled doodled

and then think of another way to say man or guy. Dude. Yeah. The Labradorodle Doodle. The Labradorodle Doodle. Yeah, you kind of got it. I'm a Labradorodle Doodle Doodle Doodle Doodle Doodle Doodle Doodle Doodle Doodle The Labrador Doodle Doodle Doodle Doodle Doodle Doodle Doodle Doodle Doodle Doodle I'm a Labrador Doodle Doodle Doodle Doodle Doodle Doodle Doodle Doodle Doodle Doodle

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I like that. That's great. So just the backtrack slightly and I'm very curious. Janet, was this killer, was it like the sidewalk folk who like have a little easel and they'll draw somebody on a skateboard with a big head? I'm gonna have to refer to the internet for that. I'll be honest with you. I know a little bit about this case. Okay. Big true kind of thing. The reason why they never never caught the dudeler is because they are yet to commit a crime.

They were working backwards on him. They they had the name and they were like if we find a perk that matches the name, this is what you'll be. But so far, there's no cry. Oh, that's what we call double jeopardy. Oh, no, the nickname was given due to the perpetrators habit of sketching his victims prior to their sexual encounters and slaying by stabbing. I get you off. You claim not to know anything about this, but yet you knew that it was stabbing. There are many ways to kill a person.

Many ways to kill a person. You knew it was stabbing. I want to see you sing. I want to see you sing. Janet, you are a Labrador doodle doodle. JPC, you are a Labrador doodle. Aaron, you are the Labradordoodle Doodle-er. JPC, you are a Labradordoodle. Aaron, you are the Labradordoodle's handler, and you've paid for sort of like,

the equivalent of a Sears family portrait for your dog, but sketch not photos. Okay, and I just wanna, I'm taking a little bit longer because I really want people to get that it's hyperallergenic, and that's kind of hard to convey in a sketch, but I think I'm getting there.

Take all the time you need. Oh, she's the light of my life, aren't you? As gubdu-bdu-bdu-bdu-bdu-bdu-bdu. Wait, where- where- where- where- where- where's my question? Who's that gonna fuck me? No, this is- Goof, cause why'd you bring me here? Um, I thought we were going to a lab or a little dizzler.

No, excuse me. No, she's painting us, sweetheart. She's painting us. You're disgusting. I'm so sorry. I have the horniest dog in town. First of all, you know, okay? I would love for you to not just apologize for your dog being horny. I think we've skipped past the part that he's speaking. Oh, right.

About his horny-ness. Uh, which, enlightening, a fountain. It's a long story and I don't want to bore you with it. I may love to a witcher fountain. I got hit by lightning. Hey, it's a little better than you. It's a little better than you. It's a little better than you. It's a little better than you.

You're Zeppelin' Dara's officer. Go back to the mall. It's a little better than you. Yeah, it's a horny dog-darl, but what you have, my man. I've got, I'm gonna have to start from scratch. I have to start with the story. I have to sketch out. I'm a storyboard artist. I should have mentioned that.

So we're gonna have to storyboard that whole process before I feel comfortable ending with a panel in which I myself am shown sketching. It's gonna be very meta. And yes, I will make love with you. A dog. That's love with you. Oh! That's insane. See, see.

Oh boy. So how do we feel? Quick, quick, hey, we're in a middle meeting. How do we feel about new merch? This says, I have the horneest dog in town. Vito. Vito. All right, Aaron.

All right, Aaron. You came up with it, Aaron. All right, Aaron, it's December 15th. You only have a hundred more vetoes. And I will use them all. All right, Aaron, it's December 15th. You only have a hundred more vetoes. So I'll call it. And I will use them all. All right, next one. We have a few more, and I'd love to get through them

because these are very impressive. Why not? To surrender a French city to the Velvet Underground singer in his pair of toilets. Lou Reed to... What? Velvet Underground, Lou Read, right? Yeah.

That's Nico. Nico. Oh, Blue. Oh, okay. I got excited because I thought I was going to be Nico, but it's blue because blue was blue. And blue. Saint-

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I said it was great because I got it. Yeah, that was, that was great. That's a classic case of complimenting something because you yourself solved it. No, hyperbole. That was maybe the most impressive moment of actual riddle thawving on the show, so far. In the history of the show, not this episode.

All right, here we go. The thing I have is going to agitate this prickly plant from Hayrittle Riddles' home state. Or show a certain Chicago. Wow. Home state would be Illinois. Illinois, Aloe. Oh, oh.

The thing I have. The thing I have. The thing I have. My, no. Mm-hmm. My, yes. Yep. My, Al hello. This, oh, this all this all this all this all this all this all this all this all this all this all this all this all this all so it's not my aloe angel you guys sound like a Danny K movie where he's trying to remember where

the poison is the pebble with the poison is. The petal with the poison's in the vessel. Is it a petal? Whatever. But we say Illinois. Thistle, thistle. Thistle. And then agitate. Yep, thistle and oye. Thistle and oye.

Thistle and oye. This. Illinois. Thistle and oye. Thistle and oye. Illinois. And then one more word. This.

Can you repeat the whole thing one more time? The thing I have is going to be. Thistle and oye, thistle. Yeah. Thistle and is going to get this one. This will annoy this thistle. Yeah, this will annoy this. This will annoy this thistle. No, you need one more word. This will annoy this. This will annoy this Illinois thistle. You got it. That was not me getting it. That was me saying everything every everyone said something and then I put those things together after you told me exactly how to put them together. Janet, Janet, you know that, I think like the least singer of tool has this, Maynard, Kenan, whatever his name is?

You know where the people can like hear in colors? I think you think in word avalanches. Yeah, you have avalanches, Thisha. And I mean that in a bad way. Yes. I take it a bad way. I take it a very bad way. All right, we got three more.

A man vandalizes an important sign for a film starring Mark Wahlberg in a progressive Massachusetts senator. Oh boy, I thought the beginning was already the answer. What was it? A man vandalizes? A man vandalizes an important sign for a film starring Mark Wahlberg in a progressive Massachusetts senator graffiti graffiti roller coaster Griff Griff graffiti is that miss what's mr. Wahlberg's first name mark. Oh to mock to mock a mock To mock I'm mocking mock with a mock X mock the mock mock five

Let me hear this sound like I put a bunch of peanut butter in your mouth. You're trying to get it out A man van lies as an important sign for a film starring mr. Walberg and a progressive Massachusetts And a progressive Massachusetts Senator and a progressive Massachusetts senator. I don't know. So it's a movie starring Mark Walberg. So it's not Mark Walberg. No, it's Mark. It's Mark Walberg.

There's no actual title to a movie in here. Well, that sucks. It's an important sign for a film. When there's a sign for a film, a perhaps over a camera. Yeah, a marquee. There you go. And then, handle, I just, if you could key something,

like when you key something, it's the other one. It's more of like a blanking your territory. A tagging. A tagging. Oh, marking your tag. Okay, well, he. We have that, right? Marking, and it's Ed.

Ed Markey is the end. Mark or more, yeah, something Markey, Mark. So this one, I think this one might be my favorite, because it's really dense. Well, it's also very dense. It's also very dense. So by definition, we should be able to solve this. Walk us through it.

Walk us through it a little bit at a time. He and then the word for vandalism. So he marked with an S he marks Marks that's how it starts and then the next word is important Important yeah Marks it's the word that's the important Key yes, it's key. Mm-hmm. He mark he marks key Markey and then the name mark but I would say

Maybe the name he went by when he was that marky mark marky marky marky marky marky marky Marky mark mark mark mark marky marky marky marky marky marky marky marky marky slash marky marky I want to see that's outstanding. I want to see a very quick scene. Wait. What's the mark? What's the last marky? I'm sorry. What's the marky? It's a sign and then the one before you got it got it got it got it Marky marky. I want to see a quick scene. This will be fairly short So we can hear the rest of these Aaron cuz these are outstanding Aaron Aaron You're gonna be the three of you're gonna be three

Bostonians with with the three of you are gonna be three Bostonians with the accent. Oh no. And you're all friends and you're hanging out and you're all gossiping about Mark Wahlberg. He thinks just because he's from Dorchester that he's better than us. And now he's rich and now he thinks he can come back here and show off all of his wealth, unbelievable. Have there he is not like us. By the way, I'm sorry.

I just got back from my semester abroad. Oh, right now you're showing off. I also, I don't know how to do an accent from Boston. So, you sound good to me. You sound good to me. You sound good to kind of fly blind here. I can try to get into a Boston exit. I was in France, as you know, to lose for so long,

for the semile, and now I am back. Yeah, you keep talking about it. You think you're fancy all of a sudden? Because you went overseas. It's truly not fancy over there. We just, you know, we wake up at 11 o'clock. We drink our French word for coffee. We eat our French word for bread

uh-huh I didn't learn the language but the accent really rubbed off on me you've changed man I've seen you throw up in a Dunkin Donuts ice coffee cup you think you're better all of a sudden fuck you they don't have ice coffee in the fans seriously so I don't even get to say Walbergers. Oh, wait, hold on, unseen. It's, hey, France isn't that fancy because they got a Walbergers.

That's how you do a blast in that sense. You just don't really finish your sentence. Plus. And it's glad to. Is Marky Marks version, is he covering the beach boys in good vibrations? What? I don't think so.

Did he sing good vibrations? And also, is Toulouse or Trek the painter, is that his first name, or is he just from Toulouse? Stay curious, Adel. I love that you got questions. I love that you wanna know more about the world. I think that's a good one. I'm not joking, I'm truly curious.

I don't know. You're like the gender in the movie and they walk out of the room and you're like, you got chalk and you're all over the board and they're like, this is art history class. What the fuck are you doing? You're ruining this board with your questions. I'm solving history. All right, you got two more.

Ready? Okay. Candy, these are great. Oh, I love them. Behind you, right? Addle, do you appreciate these for the sort of silliness? 100%. Yeah. Yeah.

That any sort of wordplay I'm obsessed with. Yeah. I will say that first one that Aaron Red was was maybe the most daunting task I've ever heard. Wait, Adel just said any sort of word play he's obsessed with. And he just said that Greece, which is a one word play is his favorite thing. So I guess he's obsessed with and he just said that grease which is a one word play is his favorite thing so I guess he's consistent. One word play. Love's word play. Also he loves air. And he also ends everything when he agrees with word. Word. Word. What? I'm high all of a sudden.

What? I'm high all of a sudden. Behind that woman, a preacher walked by an advertisement for noodles. You say a preacher or a creature? A preacher. Behind that woman, a preacher walked by an advertisement for noodles. Ramen. Amen. Amen.

I wish it was fun. No, hold on. Hold on. Can we, oh no. Can we do like a fun pop up? Can we do a fun pop up that's like we serve ramen noodles in a church and we have everybody slurping Then we go ramen. Can we do that? I don't like crushing your dreams. So yes

word word word word word word. There it is there it is. It was not Priest air is it priest a preacher so no, it's not priest He was But now you're doing a boss and I said Janet It's all I needed I just need to take a left and then go a little bit for the toys the past deal with the cows all That is not a boss an action That is slowly melting J.F.K. You're a little girl no went back to your little girl.

No, it went back to your little girl voice. Right past the past. That's the past, you know, normal. Yeah. Pastor. Oh, past it. Like past it. You walked past that woman.

So past her. So past her. Mm-hmm. Past her. The preacher. Past her. The pastor. Great.

Past. Walked by in. So walked by past and the Pasta pasta and then like like a sign or like a Pass Pat poster. Yeah, you got poster. Mm-hmm. Wait a minute That is like it's one thing is not like the other

I'm slight rhyme. Pass the Pastor walked the pastor thing is not like the other. I know. Slant rhyme, slant rhyme. Past the, past her, walk the past her, past her. No, past her, the past her. Past her, the past her, past her. Oh, what, you killed, killed. Louis past her, was a past her. Oh. So you could add in past her, past her, a past her.

You're the, I slipped in, you're, we broke past her. Past her, past her, and then it's like a person who can't remember what they're going to say. You're the you're I slipped in you're we broke past you and pastor Past or and then it's like a person who can't remember whether you say past Past a poster Friend of yours things to this right now. Yes, you are dead You're in purgatory wait hold on urine urine purgatory in if you pee in purgatory you go to your life You're in purgatory So Aaron I think we got all the parts. Yeah, can you say it all together? So behind the woman? Huh?

Past her the pastor The only pastor who became a. I really just augment this so behind the woman Past her a preacher and then walked by Pastor the pastor the pastor past the Pasta the pasta and then the last word which yeah, there you got someone say it all in the one order Pastor the pastor pastor past And no, no, no, no order. Past her the pastor pastor past past the poster the pasta poster. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, joke have Aaron's audio out of sick for the rest of the rest of the podcast. That's that's exhausting poor Casey. Okay. Oh, Pastor fast forward. And that's my plug for the episode. Lisa

Kudrow urinated a piece of air rifle ammunition that came from a Massachusetts town. Phoebe P to be Pho Phoebe Phoebe. She's dead. She's not okay. Phoebe Phoebe Phoebe. You got you were so close. Oh, you you you kind of got it I think you might have read it one more time. Lisa Kudrow Phoebe more than just her character on friends, but whatever You're a native. The comeback's actually way better than friends. All right, so start with that comeback. No comeback. No, okay So Phoebe Pied. No, come back. Nope. So Phoebe Pied. Yeah.

And then the town for Massachusetts. Phoebe Pied. Phoebe Pied. There's a lot of Massachusetts centric stuff happening here. I'm starting to think he's from, Sandy's from Massachusetts, I think. Yeah. Nobody tell her.

I'm from the North. Oh, town favorite. That's why I like these. Phoebe Pied. Pied? Yeah, you got it. Piedby. It's called it's pre-pied. Piedby.

And when if you're from Massachusetts, we say Piedby. Phoebe Pied of BB and Piedby. No, you're so close. Phoebe Pied of BB. Yeah. Phoebe Pied of BB and then air rifle ammunition. BB. That's it.

Phoebe Pied of BB. There you go. Phoebe Pied of BB. That's a very fun one. Phoebe, Phoebe, Phoebe, Phoebe. There you go. Phoebe, Phoebe, Phoebe. That's a very fun one. Did you know that they aerobics weren't for baby is hubby-bee? I don't know. Yeah. So if Lisa Kudra had a baby, it'd be Phoebe's a Phoebe.

Phoebe, Phoebe, Phoebe, Phoebe. Phoebe, Phoebe. Not just her hand to the Swedish chef. Furtie, furtie, furtie, furtie. Absolutely what I was hearing as well. Furtie, furtie, furtie. The furtie, furtie. The furtie, f. Fertigurti. The Fertigurti. The Fertigurti.

The Fertigurti. David Mammitt. Dirty. Dirty. Dirty. Right, a lot of dirty blinds in his place. Sure. Sexual persuasions and...

Sexual persuasions in Chicago. Something about a duck. So I guess now we have to pour all of our brains back into our heads and figure out a way for them to like, harden back up into brain again. Not possible. That sounds like a lot of work. I'm just not gonna do it. This re-broll bowl.

Oh no, this is really gonna change that off. Seriously from Game of Thrones. The funny joke writing center square wrote a cascade of words. The Paul Lynn laughing. No, we gotta go a little later. But it's impressive that you might even further back because it's not okay to even go as far back as I did. But his name is Bruce Volange.

Oh, Volange. The Volange, the Volange, the Volange, Avalanche. That's what I'm trying for. Oh, no. Adel adding ad lib to additions. All right, we gotta get out of here. Sandy says I love things. I expect you guys to either love them or hate them, but I hope they're fun or enjoyable infuriating.

If they're fun, there's loads more with that. I think it's more worthy above. Yeah, right. I think besides that first one, not the example, but the first one that you saw for us besides that one the rest of these might be my all-time Number one riddles we've ever done. Yeah. All right. Here we go the Hold on hold on take all the time you need having been to the beach Olivia Newton John Sam picked up her Oscar

Grammy John picked up her Oscar Grammy Sandy Sandy win a Grammy. I mean yeah, I'm not bringing in gold man Sambrie and Sandy and gold man like Sandy Sandy gold man Sandy gold man and the macho man the macho man the macho man savage and the macho man, the macho man, the macho man savage. Sandy, Sandy, Goldman and Randy. But the Oscar is like a lawful. I just watched. Goldman, Goldman. Oh, Goldman.

And sex. Goldman, Goldman. I've never watched, I've never watched people work harder to get their souls ejected out of everybody. I've never seen people work harder to shoot their souls out of their noses. But JPC, can we agree that when Santa Claus and Frosty's snowman are together, they are cold man and sacks? Cold man and sacks.

Vito. I get 99 more Vito's. 99 Vito's. I want to see one final scene and then we'll do plug. Final scene. JPC, you are... Let's... Aaron. I don't think Aaron's been in the scene I don't you haven't been in the scene you put yourself in it Okay, so I am Santa

Janet you are frosty the snowman and this is a very quick advertisement for our law firm cold men and sex our law firm called men in sex. Oh, has this ever happened to you? I sound like the Pillsbury Dobley. See? Alright, great. That was a great take. I think we want to focus more on the number when I sound like. Do I sound like this?

Sorry, I keep taking the hat off and then putting it back on and that kind of, uh, folks with her memory. Yeah, that resets the memory. Don't do that. Sorry. Becca, we've been here all fucking day. I think that was as good as they're ever gonna get it. Alright, print it. Oh wait, but I also have a, I also have a bowling alley and my belly shakes like a certain substance.

Uh, and my partner is jealous of me. Is he pitching us another business? Do you think we're packing up the camera? Jelly much, jelly belly belly, jelly. You took that off again. See? See? See?

Janet, don't tell anybody else you're our favorite guest of all time. It's a joke. Do you have anything to plug for those? Yes. I think we should plug the Hey Riddle Riddle show at Sketchfest coming up on Sunday. No, yeah, Sunday January 8th. I'm not looking at anything. This is from memory.

That is incredibly impressive. Sunday January 9th. It's the Sunday's the night. Sunday January. Sunday January 9th. 4 p.m. Gateway theater the Gateway to comedy heaven. It's Cookie Monster. He's here. He's here. He's here. He's here. He's coming out. It's Gateway to heaven if it's comedy heaven. We have not we have not another special guest

but we might as well sit here the podcast it is cookie And he will be there with Chubaka and he will take a crap so cookie will be Oh my god tickets If you call me in the night middle of the night with one of these I'm gonna be so pissed Yeah, Aaron you know it's happening hey Hey riddlevirtle.com slash live and is, and we do slash live instead of slash live, because we think our live shows are kind of like, our live shows. That's so beautiful.

Yeah, and we have to say an expression of love. We were a little bands on our wrist, they're yellow and say, live strong. Oh, I love it. I love it. JPC, anything for you to plug? No. Aaron, anything for you to plug?

Nope. Just go back and listen to Janet's first episode too, because that's one of my first. So good. You know what? I'll say Janet's second episode is good as well. Also, just keep scrolling through the catalog so you can find that second episode.

She was on that one, rocks. We also, you can only access it in your dreams. Also, the song from that first episode, the Three Mommies Making Salad, I sing around, my fan say and I sing that around the house constantly. Wow. Janet, do you remember that song? No, I don't remember the three mommies making salad. Three mommies making salad. This is in a beat battle. You all created that. I do have one thing to plug. I'd like to join everyone else and saying nothing. But I do have to plug I was a guest on a podcast called cruise control cruise spelled C-R-E-W-S

Ernie, I believe you were on that as well. So check out my episode of cruise control. Where are you fine podcast? Janet sits no one else said it. I'll go ahead and say happy birthday JPC. All right. Go ahead That's The day after your birthday? That was a trap. That was a trap. And y'all did that for. Thank you. J-C-D-C-J-P-C-D-C-D-C-D-C-D-C-D-C-D-C-D-D-C-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH That made me so happy. That was incredible. Happy birthday, JVW. Happy birthday, JVW. Thank you. Happy birthday, JVW.

Happy birthday, JVW. Good job, Patrick Cullen. Casey, tell me to be editing. Have any parents in the middle of the day? Focal created by Emily Cardamus and Emily Naboris. I'm gonna say, no, check out the episode. So you're just admitting you're a liar? It does 100% feel like you've been on more than once. Wow.

I mean, yeah, I just feel very close to you all right now. Casey, not you so much. You're very new to me and very scary. Sorry, Casey. Hey there, Bob's and Flops. If you like that, you are going to love this week's Patreon. It is part six of our name that tuned the 2000 series. It's not really named that tune and something completely different.

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