Hey Riddle Riddle - #179: Best of 2021 - Part 1

Episode Date: December 22, 2021

We did it! We made it to the end of the year! Here are some of our favorite moments from 2021. If your favorite moment didn't make it-dont worry! We have part two of our best of episode coming next week. We appreciate your support this year and we think we will have a great time in 2022. See ya soon ya loons! Starring: Adal Rifai John Patrick Coan Erin Keif Editing by:  Casey Toney Theme by:  Arne Parrott Logo by:  Emily Kardamis & Emmaline Morris Want more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon! Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & prints Want to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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What is happening? Okay. Um, wait, what's going on with that all? Oh, nothing, nothing. I'm just sending up a very normal Squarespace website, not a prank thing. No, he's gonna tune you. And I'm just setting up a very normal Squarespace website, not a prank thing, new, he's gonna tune you. And I'm gonna use analytics, use insights to grow my business and learn where my site visits and sales are coming from. That's pretty cool. I'm gonna improve my website and build marketing strategy based on top keywords, our popular products and content on my prank website, the prank activity.

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Oh, she's back, she's back. Hey, Aaron. Hey, Aaron. Can we go to grandma's house? Wait. I've been pranked but how I don't know Give me back my money. I'm stuck. I'm stuck. I'm stuck. I'm stuck. I'm stuck. You're stuck. You're caught Hold on quick. So what's wrong? I was going down the chimney.

I thought it'd be a funny intro if I went down Aaron's chimney. And I can't get out. We made it narrower at the bottom. Why did you do this? You owe us $20 each. You know I'm top heavy. I know. We know.

We know. Okay, here. I can't. You know how much we had to ruin this chimney to make it narrower at the bottom? Do you know how much this vampire outfit cost me to rent? Hold on. What?

What are you wearing? A vampire outfit, because it's Christmas. It doesn't matter. We're clearly in no state to record. So instead of recording, we are going to do a best of episode from 2021. I listen to 52 episodes of Hey Riddle Riddles' main feed in about 10 days.

I now understand you all at a more personal level. I can't believe we do this show to you. We appreciate you sticking around. Oh, Aaron Souti. I know. You're shaking. I know. I do want to mention, I feel like the best way for our audience to grow is by word of mouth.

So if you know anyone over the holidays that might enjoy the show, talk to them at the dinner table. When they ask for you to pass the graveyard something, spill a little on the ground. And when they say, hey, you spilled gravy, say, meet me down here. And when they lean down to scoop up the gravy you spilled, say, don't tell anyone else,

but listen to the podcast, hey, we're in a riddle. No, it's pretty good. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, away, stat. Or, or, or to compromise, right down on an Ingex card, Hey Riddle Riddle, wrap that Ingex card in a box, wrap the box, give it as a present, somebody will open it, they'll see Hey Riddle Riddle on the card, they'll check it out, you've got us a new listener. That's true.

I'd say maybe just text your friend from growing up and say you should check out this podcast. And they'll say who is this? Exactly. So, this week and next week, we're doing growing up and say you should check out this podcast. And they'll say who is this? Exactly. So this week and next week we're doing some of our favorite moments from the year. Unfortunately, it's not the sweater twice, which is what everyone who follows us on Instagram wanted it to be.

God, I wish we just replayed the sweater and it's a entirety. But we think you- That was this year? I know. I know. No, I know. I know. I know. No, I know. That was 2021. I know, I know.

But we're not gonna be back until the new year, but we really appreciate all your support. And we hope that you enjoy these episodes. And maybe these will be the episodes that convince your fiance to finally listen to the show. Maybe not, but maybe. I mean, Aaron, that's, I mean, that's simply not true. If you want new episodes,

you can just go to patreon.com, slash, hair and all, you can listen to, I mean, we're gonna get the people who pay new episodes. Let's not, let.com.share and all right. You can listen to it. I mean, we're going to get the people who pay new episodes. Let's not let's not cloud around here. All right, the people who pay the money get the good episodes. Let's go to the clip show now and let's all thank Aaron Keith for listening to so many episodes to make this happen. I'm officially my least favorite comedian after listening to all these episodes. Aaron, thank you so

much. And from vampire claws, let me just say, I want to suck your joy. Give me my money. Get me out of here. I'm still. Yeah, we need the money because we spent our money on vampire outfits. The doctor was the mother. He stood on a block of ice.

He pulled the typical fish. It was the cat in an airplane. It was the most classic. And the worst thing we've ever had. The most classic. The most classic. The most classic. The most classic. The most classic.

Aaron Keefe, welcome to the Gates of Heaven. I am Peter Gabriel. Oh sorry, just give me one second, I just died. Ow, ah! Oof, okay, I'm okay. BOOM! BOOM! Okay, what's up? Oh, are you warming up for heaven? Yeah, I just, I want to impress God. I don't, I just have a feeling that he's going to ask me to sing or something. Go ahead. Should I lead you in a warm-up?

No, it's okay. I mean, you do the speech you normally do. Just, I just want you to have an easy day at work. Go ahead. Did you know that you don't need unique New York? Ah, fun! Yes. Okay. You'll find that in many more secrets we've been withholding here in Heaven. But first, I have a lot of true crime questions about who, like...

Oh, we don't... We don't listen to true crime podcasts. Ah, fuck me. Okay. Did you in your life? Did you? Yeah, I just I thought that maybe I'd get to heaven and then I'd learn about all the unsolved true crime cases, but you know, that's fine. That's fine. Well to get into heaven, we just have to ask you the one question. What did you do on earth that should allow you interest to heaven? Well, I did 150 plus episodes of a riddle podcast with two men and pulling the lever Welcome JPC I am BLs above welcome to the gates of hell. Are these towels for everybody?

Those towels are for everyone. Okay, because I'm going to ruin these towels. So don't use toilet paper. They're already ruined. They're infested with bed bugs. Perfect, so am I. What kind of milkshakes you got down here? We have milkshakes that are,

the flavor is steak. Okay, that's fine as long as they're steak flavor. Oh god, dammit. JPCM says sorry, I'm here too. Did we die at the same time? That's kind of fun. Yeah. Are these towels for everywhere?

Wait, did we? Yeah, they're for everybody. Go ahead and have a look. Yeah, they're for everyone. But they're ruined. It should hate knuckles, shut your mouth. Sorry, I can tell you some consciousness about your knuckles. That's why I usually pick a nickname,

which is the one thing that people are, well, if you're not now, then you will be self-conscious about those looking those. I'm also self-careful. I'm also self-conscious about my tails. Is it noticeable? It's very noticeable. Wait, we died at the same time.

Yeah. Well, the only context that we would be together, there would be one other person that's obviously here as well. Oh, well. Where the hell's Casey? Where's Casey Tote? Before you go into hell, you have to tell me why you deserve to be in hell.

Well, I never retweet my friends with their funny. Up, we're gonna say down another slide, JPC! Oh, now we ended up back at a riddle podcast. Perfect. One layer lower than hell. I'm Erin Keave. I'm Adore Fine, pergatory. I'm JPC and I'm ready to have the beginning of that song because I think that there's something

there. The 12 dead-dly sins of social media. I feel like that's a Randy Rimbo song. Am I thinking of the wrong cereal? Smacks. A frog. Yeah, a frog. It's a frog, right?

Smacks the frog? Smacks is a frog, yes. Yes, the answer is a... Who the fuck is a... A frog. Aaron, you don't remember smacks the frog? No, I'm doing it now. I'd like to request a scene, my queen.

Yes. I'd like to see a scene. JPC is Smacks the Frog showing up in a commercial for Smacks, or Honey Smacks, whatever it's called. Aaron, you were a child eating Smacks cereal, but you had no idea it had a mascot, and you are terrified and confused by this. It looks so much like JPC.

Yeah, it really does. Backwards hat. His jerks is dig him. Oh my God, I gotta get you that shirt. I have my happy for Chris's. Okay. So I'm smacks the frog. You're smacks the frog.

Gotcha. Aaron's playing basically a younger version of herself who has no idea about this mascot. And she's digging into a bowl of smacks and the mascot appears as they usually do in commercials But this has a bit more of a horrifying turn Hello Hey stop stop stop stop No, hey! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH She'll have the help. Money in it. You can get that money into the bits that you can't call that. I gotta shift this as diggin' in a backwards hat. What do I need money for? Waddle, waddle, waddle, waddle, waddle,

bang, look, frog. Are you enjoying your smack cereal? I thought that this work, I thought that these were cornflakes. Does it smacks you with lips? Honey, is everything okay down there? It's fine, mom. Oh my god, you can bloop.

You know what, my wife. My wife. My wife. There it's fine mom. Oh my god you can do you know If you tell your mom about me tell your mom about me you're gonna find out whether it called me smacks If you fucking say to think about Right away. Why don't I want to smack stuff around are you enjoying your honey smacks cereal? I'm friends with Tony the tiger and I can get him down here in two seconds. I can call Tony the Tiger's parole officer and have Tony the Tiger and jail for life. You wouldn't. I would. I would.

You're a monster. I slip the trick's rapist fucking neck. Oh. You did. I could. Hey, are you enjoying your honey smack cereal? It's delicious. I love it.

What a sell it. You gotta make people believe you love this cereal. I really thought I'd buy it. If you ever want to see your mom and dad again, you gotta make me believe you like honey smack cereal. Please don't hurt them. I thought I grabbed the corn flakes from the shelf. Why did my mom buy these? Don't blame your mom. She's a nice lady.

In fact, after your dad's out of the picture, maybe smacks the frog and your mom go to a rubah. I treat her real nice. Can I re-buck you, don't fuck my mom. Please, smack the frog. Don't make my mom fall in love with you. Don't make my mom. That's your mom's choice. Smacks the frog is a total bystander in his life and he takes no accountability for his actions your mom falls in love with smacks the frog We're gonna find out why that can't they call me smacks the frog and it's cuz I smacks the ads Help Oh

This is not great I I'm smacks the frog. I got a gun and I had it in every box. I'm crazy. These boxes teleport me and I fuck everybody's bugs. That's what I do. Honey, did I hear a noise? No, Mom. We're doing great. Who's we? Me and smacks the frog. Okay. Do you want me to buy more? I want you to leave Rick Amazing I think the line of dialogue that perfectly sums up this show is smack the frog. Please don't fuck my mom And one and two and we are perverts. Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum. Hey everyone, it's Avery Little Aaron, texted us that exact phrase maybe two weeks ago,

and I told her after I die laughing, I said that's how we're going to start the next episode. And so true to our word, we had to start with we are pervert spun. Okay. I don't even have a guess at the context. Why did I say that? The we are perverts thing was it referenced when you lost your blood and I said that I had it, but it wouldn't be any good to anyone anymore after what I had done to it. It sounds like you're joking, but that's actually what happened. Can you read from that to where we said

to where Aaron texted that? I'm sure I'm surely can. Yeah, do it. Will you? Oh, really? Okay. Aaron said, I'll be home in 20 and we'll upload right away. Now this isn't a reference to uploading the files

for the episode. Then Aaron said, I'm coming from the doctor, where they caps, lost my blood. So I didn't get my test results back. So if you guys could keep an eye out for my blood, I'd really appreciate it. Adel said, my god, I don't know what that's in reference to, it's like, not a sequiner.

Casey said, sorry, I didn't know you still needed that. I don't know if that's in the blood. I said, I technically have it, sorry, I didn't know you still needed that. I know that's in the blood. I said, I technically have it, but it's different now. I don't think it would be much used to anyone, except a select group of perverts. Aaron said, well, at least I know it's in good pervert hands. Adolescent is that the all-state slogan. Aaron responded, we are perverts.

Bum, bum, bum bum bum bum bum. That's gotta be our new, that's how we have to start every episode is we are perverts. Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum. But it's true the doctor lost my blood and I wanted to be mad and yell, but I was like, oh, but these house care workers have it horrible.

And I don't want to be, I don't want to hurt any of their feelings, but I had to go in twice to give blood to get a test because not enough blood came out the first day, so they're like, come back tomorrow, we'll get more blood out of you. And they propped me 14 times altogether. I went in and they said, we lost your blood. And Aaron, you're still going to Dr. Acula, right?

Yeah, thank you. It's also a bar for Vibbo's. It's a fine line. It's a fine line between, we have to respect healthcare workers and they keep losing by blood because your blood feels like something that's pretty important. Yeah, here's the thing. I, it's not their fault. I think there's in, don't be funny.

I have very slippery blood. I mean, if we're saying things that we heard earlier in the episode, Aaron was talking about a show that her mom had her watch, and she said, my mom turned me on, and I said nothing. I know, and that's why I tried to talk fast. I said nothing. Because I knew what would happen. I would get in trouble because Aaron's mom listens.

And if I went on this long rant about how Aaron's mom turns me on, I would get in trouble. And I'm crying not to get into trouble anymore. When you're around so many funny boys, like, I am all the time. I'm around too funny boys all the time. You're both being funny. You have to talk really quickly when you accidentally say something sexual, so they don't have things need oxygen to breathe.

And so to live. So like, their jokes can't live if I don't give them space for their jokes. Do you understand? And I just like to say, not even a joke. There's nothing funny about it, nothing constructed about it. Wasn't written, was it? Well, no laugh. Just not a joke. Just a Freudian slip. There's nothing funny about it nothing constructed about it wasn't written was it what No laugh just not a joke just a Freud Freud in slip just a Freud Oh, mr. Freudian mr. Freudian I mean Peter's it. That's a bit of a show. Nothing's better than that joke.

Yes. I mean, Peter's Mr. Frodo. Oh, Mr. Frodo, I want to fuck my dad. I mean, kill the ring. Oh, Mr. Frodo. Okay, that is a lot of fun. That was a lot of fun. Outstanding. Okay, what are there four of? Out of the butt. I'm saying right now. I'm naming this episode Freudio Freudo is let Jo-yoo-yin so Bro-yoo-yin slip I want the

Distrovery I mean I want to fuck my family This robbery, I mean, I want to fuck my family. I mean. I, I, T-C-B-Y, my sister, I mean. There, there is a hint. Ken does provide a hint. I think her hint is going to give it away, but. I'm ready. Ken says it's a spelling riddle.

So spelling is a big part of this. I'll read it one more time. Oh, so maybe the word is door, D-O-O-R, and the keyhole is the, O in the middle or something? I'll read it one more time. Yes. My first is foremost legally. My second circles outwardly. My third leads all in victory.

My fourth twice ends in nominee. My hole is this gate's only key. Love. Love. Guys. You guys, um, What's that? Sorry. You can't hear me over my sweatshirt. We're making fun of your shirt again.

Stop thinking about that shirt. Let's get some room to on it and you're all good. Okay. Aaron your shirt's a little loud. Could you turn it down? Okay, God damn it. Just case he's getting on it. Oh, okay. Oh Okay, here's the thing. Here's the thing. Is that a sweatshirt or a hippies parachute? Okay, okay, you each have six more so they better be good. Hmm. I'm wearing a sweatshirt that is a little too cute and noticeable so the boys have been roasting me. Wow. We to start off our sound test. We And erasing me. Wow. We, to start off our sound test, we absolutely burnt Aaron to the ground. It's your sweater has been called a Keith Haring original.

It's been called a hippies parachute. JPC called it a carnival map. Yeah. That one got me. What else did you say, JPC? I don't remember, but I do have a question for you. And you said that we are allowed to burn your sweatshirt many more times over the course. One thing that you said that struck me as particularly odd is that you said you wear this sweatshirt almost every day. That's what you said. Yeah, we've never

seen it before because I would remember such a sweatshirt because of all of the jokes blowing up inside of my brain. Do you, Casey even got in on it? Very, these are all very funny jokes, and I love them, but I do wear this almost every day, and I was just saying to Addle that I almost wore this to the live show, and thank goodness I did not. Do you wear under your ear? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Aaron, but when you say the live show,

you're referring to the hey, real, real live show, are you referring to the high school rendition of Joseph of the Amazing Technical College Dream Cup? Because that is where that's what shirt is. Can I tell you, my chiropractor already made that joke. You're just as funny as my chiropractor. How does that feel?

So Aaron, you've seen four people today and all four of them have made fun of your sweatshirt. Take the note. Even though this is even worse, I saw my chiropractor Friday, and I was wearing this. First of all, first of all, Joseph was like my fifth poll. So the chiropractor is as funny as me on my fifth poll. Damn.

I mean, you just, you wear that just, throughout the course of your day doing normal activities or is that exclusively for entertaining the king? You're wearing the ass with his webs. Okay, guys, look it up. I'm wearing a gray Ohio state. No, no, no. Yes.

We can get you one of those if you want to swap out of Gogan's vomit. Look, I get this a bod guys I get. No one will ever see this. And I get that this is unlistedable but I still can't stop It's all I can see it makes me feel good because this is what used to happen when I would see you guys at shows And not that I I would sometimes make fun of the way you look I'd go wash your suits much So it's nice to it's nice to be roasted for your clothes again, but not but 20 minutes ago, did I think? Wow, I'm so excited to see them. Man, it feels like I, it feels like I haven't seen them in a while, and I'm really excited. And then I get on and JPC said, what the, what the first thing you said?

Oh, the first prince thing. Is it odd that no one's seen Will from Fresh Prince of Belair in a couple of days? And then you said you made a golem that is 91. That was a lot of it. Yeah, yeah, 91. That's totally true. How are you guys? Honestly, I was kind of down. I was kind of sleepy, very hungry, a little like, not a lot how much energy I can muster.

And then the minute you sweater, the minute that I saw this out of print tarot card on your body, I was energized. I was hit by lightning of energy. I was the same way. I was having kind of a weird off day. It's like snowing again in Chicago after we had like really nice weather for a while,

but just knowing that I get to do a podcast with Kamala Harris' stepdaughter makes it all worthwhile. I did try to ask you about how your days were going. It's almost as if you were feeling gloomy and then my sweatshirt sort of cheered you up. Cheered you up in the same way that a factory recall of Fruit Stripes bubble gum would cheer me up. You guys, I'm about to open myself up for even more ridicule. Please. I love this sweatshirt so much.

And it's the most, I think the most expensive item of clothing I've made ever bought myself. And I told, I was like, Sean, don't let me buy this sweatshirt. I will never spend more than, like, I can't buy a sweatshirt that's expensive. In my head, this was like you went to a salvation army and you found a secret door to like the back lot where they were like gonna there's an executioner squad. There's an executioner squad surrounding the sweater with the rifles raised and then

you went, wait, wait, wait, I'll take it and you're like, oh thank god we were about to put it out as a mincer. Yeah, it looks like it had to be like wrapped in gray cloth because it made animals go crazy. So it had to go like, this is too dangerous. This makes people do very violent thing. We're like, this sweater portrays all holidays at once and it's driving customers crazy.

It's like the ring VHS tape. This sweater is a diversion. It looks like I'm trying. My buddy is robbing you right now. When you said that you saw that sweater online, was it on like a clothing retailer website or were you like looking up like the historical record of melted tapestries? No, it came up on my Instagram and I was like, oh, I love this so much. Like if I were a sweatshirt, I would be that sweatshirt. And then it sold out really quickly.

And then I was, oh, for sure. And then when they restocked, it went on sale briefly. Even with it on sale, it's one of the most expensive things I've ever bought myself. You said, I wanna wear tie-dye zoom of pants on my top half. Aaron, I did say before we started recording that we're supposed to be solving the riddles

not wearing the clothes. How was that? Yeah, you said that. I don't think we should post a photo of it online. I think we just let people. We let people draw it and whoever gets closest, they win the slayer. Without going over, without going over.

Whoever gets closest to that guy, they win the sweater. Wait, well, I'm gonna give everyone one hint besides all of the information prize. Oh, no. What's that? What's that? Okay, I can't believe I ever got away. This is so much okay.

So I'm so embarrassed. And I was wearing like this shirt a minute ago. And was like, it's a little chilly. So I almost dodged this. Also, we haven't even talked about the color. The color does not look, it doesn't look comfortable, also. No, no. Oh, lookged this. Also, we haven't even talked about the collar. The collar does not look, it doesn't look comfortable, also. No, it's not. Oh, look at this.

It's full, lovely, sweet, on the inside. The only nice part of this sweater is inside where you can't see it. Here it is just showed us. This sweater, the whole of the crew neck of this sweater looks like it was made for like an ogre with two heads that would be like arguing with itself. Yes.

And two other details. This came with matching shorts that I did not buy, but I wish I had now. Also, I spent about $100. I tried to never buy anything new. I love shopping secondhand. If you need some hints on how to do that, I have lots of great things. If you need help, I tend to do that. Look at this sweater and then don't take tips from error. Hey, Aries, but you guys buy secondhand. It's more sustainable and I just love it. It's also

you. The only way that I'm coming to you for hints and tips where in that sweater is if I need help getting out of Neverland, like, immediately. I've never felt help happier in an article clothing. I think I look awesome. This is exactly how I'm trying to look. So this is truly what you look like. You look like the Easter Bunny blood out on your chest. Hey, Erin, taking one look at that, I would, my first guest would never be on purpose. Yep.

You guys love that sweatshirt. And the words on purpose do not go together. Okay, are you telling me I don't look cute as a goddamn button? From top of head to the neck, you look outstanding. Aaron, you look outstanding in anything else. Aaron. Aaron, we have to, okay, a few things. Number one, this episode is called The Sweater.

And honestly, I don't mind if we just talk about The Sweater the whole time. In fact, I'm gonna make it my fucking, I'm gonna make it my fucking life's purpose to just talk about The Sweater tonight. So Aaron, I believe you're the first baby, baby new puzzles of the year. That's why I'm wearing a diaper. You're all wondering, I'm wearing a diaper and a sash because I'm baby new puzzles of the year. That's why I'm wearing a diaper. You are all wondering, I'm wearing a diaper and a sash, because I'm baby new puzzles. But the sash and the diaper are not where you expect them to be.

They're reversed. I have a mis-America sash around my private part, and I got a diaper around my tits. Hold on, hold on, hold dead stop. The new Aaron you said and did nothing wrong. The other reason I called for dead stop. Don't tell me I said and do nothing wrong. This is the first time a dead stop history that I said and did everything wrong. No, no, I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I did everything wrong. I wouldn't. I, no. I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I did everything wrong.

I wouldn't, I wouldn't encourage this behavior. I wouldn't put, I wouldn't put gasoline on this behavior. The dead stop is purely because we have to say, 2021, dipertits. That is our, that is our new catchphrase. Funny it is to say private parts and then air. It's a dipertum by tips. I think I lost it.

Hey, dipertits. Where's my fucking coffee? We don't really do a good of my tits, and I think I lost it. Hey, diaper tits! Where's my fucking coffee? We don't really do a good job of introducing new listeners to the show, so what I have done, I think a lot of podcasts in the game do this. I've done my research, I've listened to some other stuff, as they have little log line, little tag lines that they say at the beginning of the podcast, to kind of just let everybody know what kind of podcast this is going to be. Okay.

I fell behind a burger king into a place. Mmm-hmm. Magic land. I see. I get it. I get it. Okay. Jayzy, I introduced this about a year and a half ago when you're here, your riddles.

Great. So that, I think that that gives us most of the information that we need. I have written a few and I would just, I want you guys to opinion on them. Okay. I'm not saying that one of these has to be the thing that we say at the top of every episode. But it will be, but it will. But one of them could be, okay, so here we go.

Although I like the one here. Although I like the one here. I like the one that you did, Adel, that when you're here, your riddles, because again, gives you all the information. Here we go. Here's the first one. Mm-hmm.

Welcome to HeyRiddleRiddle. A podcast where three comedians do our best to solve hurdles and throw in some improvised scenes along the way. I have notes. Okay. We don't do our best. Okay, yeah.

So that one was to lie to the new listeners. Oh, I love, okay, I love it. I love that. The old losers will know that we don't do our best, but if somebody said the old lizards, these old lizards, I'm sorry. What I see people, I see the fan's March show is lizard people Okay

Our lizards lizards. These are lizards So hi, we're hey riddle riddle. We're a podcast where we try our best to do scenes and riddles. Is that it? I'm trying to think of is it memorable? A podcast where yeah, okay, so so I have other options because that one may be a little wordy So how about this one? Can we can we I know for a long time we call our our fan-based kevines and Susie's can we start calling them old lizards? Is that fun to just call our fan-based old lizards? Hey old lizards. Yeah, we're insulting a lot of People animals and things with that one so I don't think anyone's insulted by old lizard I think if you call someone an old lizard one thing that's great about calling someone old lizard. I think if you call someone an old lizard, one thing that's great about calling someone old lizard, which is not great about Kevin and Susie, is it's gender neutral?

Anyone could be a lizard. And anyone could be old, and that's true. I'm the most sensitive person in the world, and I would not be offended by old lizards. Yeah, I mean, I've started calling people motherfuckers because that's also gender neutral. So I'm just looking... I've started calling people motherfuckers because that's also gender neutral. So I'm just looking. I've started calling people future friends. Aaron's brother, future friend, lizards.

That's super about. Okay, here's my next one. Here's my next one. Okay. A riddles and improv comedy podcast hosted by three Chicago comedians. Now I know. I have notes. Okay.

Aaron's moving to a way. Yeah, so that's hard. I know. I have notes. Okay. Aaron's moving to LA. Yeah, so that's hard. I'm all the Boston comedian. And I've been told legally I can't call myself a comedian. I've been. I'm a man who talks in circles. So that I'm a human pun hive.

I've got all these bees. That's the truest thing you've ever said. You like so much. I got all these reference Bs. Okay, so that was bad. That one's bad too. Okay, um, how about this one? Okay.

Okay. Welcome to Hey Riddle Riddle, a podcast in 3X. Act 1, we bullshit around for 10 minutes. Act 2, we begrudgingly and half-heartedly attempt the premise of the show. And the final act is when we hit 60 minutes and realize that we haven't told you our social media handles. Yeah, that's perfect. No, that's perfect. I like that that's a real, this American life type show. And the final act is when we hit 60 minutes and realize that we haven't told you our social media handles Yes, I like that. That's a real this American life type show. I love it. I love that fine I think people like a show and acts like world news

We would always introduce it as a show and act I think that that helps you know I try people and introduce them what they're listening to you got a problem We can't legally call ourselves actors remember for the judge said. Oh, yeah, because of the bees Okay, here's here's this one. I think that this is one that the person who found our show from this weather episodes really can enjoy. Welcome to Hey, we're in a world of podcasts where we all show up and hope that one of us is wearing something interesting. Perfect. No notes. That's the only thing. Definitely my favorite. The only thing I have about that one is it does

say a podcast where we all show up and oftentimes one of us, I mean to meet today it was me, is a little bit late. So that one, that one might need a caveat to it. Okay, I have to see a scene. We're like a three-person comedy act from when TVs were just being invented and this is before there's really any rules. So we're really going for it and it's pretty, uh, pretty crass. And now back to another episode of the Chicago Variety Show,

starring three comedians. We take you to a saloon. Uh, bang, bang, my gun's shoot. Let me get a Sasparilla. Alright, one Sasparilla coming right up and all you gotta do to pay is have me punch in the boobs. Fuck you, coward motherfucker. Swings open door. Hey, this town can't be big enough for the three of us bitch fuck, tits fuck, cunt, bitch fuck, fuck, bitch. As tits, tits.

Bitch fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, bitch. B-b-b here? We're doing a sketch show. Where's Paul? Where's the third male comedian? I'm sorry I'm here. I was I was gagged and tied into my into my dressing room. I'm ready. Hey, I'm here. You **** Mother **** Mother **** Alright, beep beep. See in 20 years when they like women be funny.

Her rope and I'm a bum bum. Same. see in 20 years when they like women be funny Same saying 20 years 20 years Another couple I love Aaron that you just created my favorite character of all time which is filthy road runner Who says the most insulting string of curse words and then says beep beep I ran out though. I don't think I know a lot I Okay, I'm just gonna call for a scene because I'm so tickled by this idea now. I wanna see you seen JPC, you are Wiley Coyote. Aaron, you are the Roadrunner.

And this is the day where the Roadrunner's just had enough and we get to hear it's filthy fucking mouth and it just go off on the Wiley Coyote. Baby. No. Ew. Oh. Baby! Mm. Ew. Oh! Ah, ah, mm.

Okay. Okay, enough. Everybody let's just stop running for a second. What are you doing? Fucking, fuck you, man. Hey, stop. What? What are you doing?

Where are you supposed to talk? No, I don't care. What are you doing? I can't. Oh, I care all of a sudden. What are you doing? Okay, stop it Stop you're driving me insane kids are watching this back They're gonna kill us. You're gonna kill us. You're gonna kill us

Kill me I'm not gonna kill you this life is torture. This is so annoying To her churr this is so annoying Me me yeah, I think I like being a wolf against Fucking blown up by my whole shit. Yeah, I keep going. Yeah, dude you I have it. Okay. I'm being chased What was supposed to do no You stop you listen to me. I'm trying be on my side then if we're stuck in this Fuck you man. I'm walking away. Come on seriously. No, no, you gotta keep going Tell Gilles. I'm done. I'm gonna mind you trailer

How'd you get in here man? This is a close-set Got it Oh, God, I love that. What are you doing? We're not supposed to do that. You're gonna kill us. That's so funny, honey. In this scene, you and Erin are both going to be members of the Elite Bomb Squad. You have been sent to Dispatch and destroy a bomb that is going off. Adel, you have found a coconut and you're convinced that that is the bomb. Erin, you definitely want to keep looking because you don't quite think that that is the bomb. Oh man, I can't believe this is my last day on the job

until I retire with my beautiful wife and children. I hope nothing bad happens to me. You're 32, you're a fireman? What is your side hustle? Teach me the secret. I got a little Etsy shop, but I've been working since I was like 15. Been pretty smart financially. I almost die every day.

I'm 47, and I'm missing almost all my fingers. Yeah, I mean, I hope nothing bad happens if you are today. Wait. Wait, you see it? Okay. Stephanie, careful. Oh my God, look at it.

Oh my God, look at it. It's covered in like a hair. It's like a fiber. Oh These bomb makers are getting so smart. It looks like a coconut drink I can see a little crazy straw coming out of it a little pineapple on the side. Oh, yeah, that's the fuse crazy straw That's the fuse look. Hey, welcome to John was juice. How can I help you? Hold on? Stop? You have a bomb on the counter now. Let me, this neon green fuse, it starts, and it has some crimson in it. Sir, please don't reach.

Please don't reach over the plastic shield. The plastic shield is there for your protection. Sir, have you ever seen Hurt Locker? Katherine Bigelow, sir. Katherine Bigelow, sir. Jeremy, when is problematic? I avoid all of his work. Catherine Bigelow, take a step back.

I know, it's like a woman director. Obviously, I want to support that, but Jeremy Riddler, and it's just like, I feel conflicted and I've never seen the movie. I've never seen the movie. Okay, I'm gonna put... She was married to what's his name, Avatar Bitch. James Cameron, James Cameron.

Yep, Avatar Bitch. I'm gonna put my lips on the fuse here, and I'm gonna suck out the bomb juice, okay? Now as I suck out... But what about your family? I told you I got divorced. Oh shit, okay, then you can you're right go ahead cuz I can't Oh gross No, we're just gonna beat that out. I tried to Guys Adel said something disgusting. We're gonna just I tried to I'm this is all beat out. This is all beeped out. Okay, let me it's all beeped out

So I have to charge you for that now. I mean I have you that you just that first saving your life. You just saved your freaking life This happens all the time. Oh the bomb has a little umbrella Seen Okay, new rule today everyone and every scene do, someone has to do a walk on and say, hi, welcome to Jamba Juice, how can I help you? And every scene. Those clips were so funny. Great job, hey riddle, riddle hosts, and now a couple of words from our sponsors. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp.

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Addle can you help? Yeah actually so as per Robert Frost I don't know if you know his poems he has a poem called Better Help. I believe this is written in the 1800s but it still stands true today more than ever. Aaron you should try Better Help. Have you heard of this? You seen this? Mm-hmm. Because sometimes Aaron and life were faced with tough choices, and the path forward isn't

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I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. link. These come from David Nicholas who says we can use their name and that would be cool actually if we use David's name. So that's cool. Here. Oh, okay.

So wait, I'm sorry, Aaron. You said it would be cool if we use David Nicholas's name. Yeah. So put your sunglasses on and then say it. Hey, David Nicholas. Oh, yeah. You're in relation to old Nicholas. Oh, yeah. In relation to old saint.

Oh my God. I want to introduce myself as David Nicholas, but what career am I giving David Nicholas that I think is like really cool and really like perfect for him? So let's see. Nice to meet you. David Nicholas, house photographer. Nope.

That was nothing. That was bad. Hi, I'm David Nicholas and I teach college classes about the movie Goodfellas. Goodfellas? Multiple classes. You mean film studies? No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, it's Goodfellas. You got to slice the garlic real thin. What was it, reference to Goodfellas? I don't do want to try it? Do you want to try?

Yeah. Um... Hey, my name is David Nicholas. And I flip pennies to see how many times it's heads and how many times it's tails. Pretty cool. That's 80% of a good Jack Nicholas impression too, I think. Thank you. That's 90%. You can bet it. Hey, I'm David Nicholas and I'm in charge

of moving all the rocks. Hey, David Nicholas is my name and cutlery is my game, you know, by fork. Wow. My name is David Nicholas. Would you like to try some of my new patitin' coffee bread? Hey, I'm David Nicholas. I test out the slip-in slides. The name's David Nicholas, and yeah, your plane just crashed on my island. Okay, you win.

Yeah, that's it. It was like a bond-filling, basically. I'm David Nicholas, and I don't have the world's blimps. Sorry, half the world's blimps Sorry half the world's blimpies and the other half luck Why are we doing I don't know he's cool. He's cool David you're cool and he's submitted these riddles Addle you are a I'll let's say a chef and you've just made a dinner for one and you're trying to give your compliments to the chef, which is you. What we have here is sea scallops. They're drizzled with a mango chutney. We have a sushiong of grilled asparagus with sea salt and caramel.

And we also have some cherry tomatoes and a reduction of duck fat vinaigrette. Very good, thank you. Okay. Oh, my compliments to the me. Okay, I'm getting the tanginess. I get a little umami. The duck fat is almost like, it almost tastes like faw gras.

It's just beautiful, just glowing after, well that's what I was going for, sorry. That's what I was going for. Oh, good, good, good, good. Now the asparagus, what is this at? It's a little limp. Okay, well, I was just working with the produce you provided me.

These are not in season, asparagus is not in season. If you had given me some hemiaca or some green onion, I could have done something a little bit better. Oh, that's fine, that's fine. Okay, well, why don't you go back to the kitchen and await the judges' decision. Judges? Okay, I think this is bad. Yeah, I think this is also pretty bad. Yeah, I'd say this is the worst food I've ever eaten. It's almost an edible life. I'm hiding it in the pocket of my cheek like a squirrel. Can you come back out here, Chef? Yes. This is very bad. This food is very bad.

I'm here with Chef Livingston, who just got a scathing review in the New York Times from himself. Chef, what did it feel like to get such a harsh review from a food critic? That was also yourself. Well, it's a pretty tough blow, but I don't want to blame anyone, but I do want to say that the other day in the alley, I was out behind the restaurant

and a smaller version of me hit under my hat and was pulling my own hair to direct me where to go and how to cook, so. That sounds like an excuse, Chef. And if you could say anything to yourself right now, what would you say? Well, I'd have to say that I'm definitely not 50 spiders in a balloon, and bye-bye.

Back to you, Kyle, and the studio, who's gonna talk about all those spiders that got loose, Kyle. Yeah, I'm freaking out. I saw that balloon popping. I saw those things scatter everywhere. And I'm taking off my shoes and my socks. Uh, why? I think they're on my feet and I want to be able to see them if they're on my feet. We all work as one!

Let's see. See. The two of you are knights. We all work as one! See it. The two of you are knights. You are trying to storm a castle to take it over. You have come upon a moat, except there is no drawbridge at all. It's a pretty steep drop, and there's alligators in the basin of the moat.

My lord, I've just come back from the battlefield. It looks like the castle is near impregnable. Ew, what? Oh, you try to get this castle pregnant. I'm sorry. You said you'd done doing that, sir. Oh, yeah, I'm actually meeting with someone twice a week. They're helping me through it, but it's a process

So it's not like an immediate switch. I've been living my brain. You haven't even sent the money to the last castle You got pregnant First of all, first of all, we're still waiting all the DNA test to come through because we don't know We don't know what we do. We don't fucking these castle. That's what I'm saying. Who else is you? Because I've smelled it It doesn't smell like my horse and that drawbridge Scows me sorry, I'll see you on the other side. I'm on the castle side if you if you give a gander Welcome to jumbo juice. It's a new idea. I have I've taken various fruits and vegetables that I found around the castle And I'll make some sort of smoothies. I'll take a smoothie, but first guard your castle this man's gonna love it if

fuck it hold on I don't even know if I'm even if it's even a castle I'm interested in yet you said it was impregnable you won't get the castle pregnant there did you also say that the last castle that you got unprugnant that you gave it you didn't even get a dnd test Well, you got really good hearing up there, don't you? I guess my voice just carries straight up to that buttress. I would like a strawberry movie please Banana yeah, what are those? What are you mean what I mean what are those what do you mean what I mean what are those?

What do you mean what do you mean? Here's the flavors are Av. Potato. Ew. End of list. No. Oh lord. Well you've been distracting the wizard who lives in the castle.

I've found that the castle has a back door and it looks like a back door that I could come inside pretty. Uh oh. First of all, you've given him awful lots of credit for being a wizard. He's just making drinks. Anyone could make juice of smoothies. Oh, I don't believe anyone could he? Obviously, he uses some sort of witchcraft or wizardry to blend the two concepts of food potato and Together. Let me put a potato on my mouth and chew while gargling milk. I'm not Definitely a wizard. Definitely a wizard. Definitely, Oizzas. Definitely, Oizzas.

Wait, look, behind you. No? Excuse me, on my half castle half-man. You know, I think he might be my father. Egg-Egg! My mouth is a drawbridge. My blood is in my mouth. My eyes are flat from the top of the castle.

All right. My arms are regular human-med, arms. I'm going to do the right thing, and I'm going to raise you as my own. I know it's going to be hard, but especially as a single dad who has a very dangerous job, storming castles. But it's you and me, now do you have a name, son? Storming castles, but I'm a castle. Seen. Ha ha ha ha ha. What has thatos, but I'm a Caso. Seen. What has that seen about?

Welcome to Dhammajus. What are my favorite scenes of all time now? Here we go. An anardic bird that can't even do one sit up. Week-ass. Penguin? Aaron, you got it, you nailed it. That is a week ass penguin.

I almost said pelican and then I went, that's all right, slow down. I just came back from the doctor and he told me I have a week ass. Oh no, what can you do about it? I have to poop standing up. No, I don't know. My doctor told me a pelican brief. Oh, of course I need to see a scene Tom B. It's my doctor Tom B. It's my doctor Tom B. It's my doctor Tom B. It's my doctor Tom B. It's my doctor Tom B.

Pelican brief. Oh, of course I need to see a scene. I need to see a scene very quickly. I'm sorry. Okay. You're two penguins at the gym. Go. No. Okay.

Let's see. Oh. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. I'm sorry, I was just... Because golf balls are a very certain size... A meter. They're not a meter. Okay. But I'd like to meet her, the person who agreed to be with you for the rest of your life.

You're better. You're better. Yeah, but I still have a million questions. Yeah, she has the most beautiful dimples. Like, golf balls when you stack them. Okay. When you have like a golf balls, when you stack them, Adel look alive. Hello, Aaron's doing work over here. She's a business bitch. She's a business bitch.

Boss lady, business bitch. Boss lady, girl, boss, business bitch. She's a boss lady, girl boss, business bitch. She's a cos of the bed of the business bitch. She's a boss lady, girl boss boss business bitch. She's a boss lady girl boss business bitch. She's a guy said a bed to the business She's a boss lady girl boss business bitch golf balls also very Golf is expensive not the point because I can afford it because I'm a boss lady girl boss business bitch doing the math Writing it down Boss lady business bitch. She's making it work. Look at that skirt. No skirt pants. She's got on pants No skirt for her. She's a business bitch. She's wearing a skirt tomorrow

Because she can do what ever she wants to the business bitch send the email Send it back reply to the email and went to trash. It's not trash. She's a business bitch. Girlboss ladyboss business bitch. She's a bitch. Oh, she won. Sneaker won. High heel. One sneaker won. High heel. We call her a bitch because she's good at her job. We call her a bitch because she's good at her job. That's how we make women feel bad. We call them a bitch because they're good at the job. She's writing it down. Matt, Matt, business bitch. Wrap first, JPC, I'm here to say. Sorry guys, I had to do my girl bus wrap business bitch. Mm-hmm.

There is one scenario in which you can say and and and and and and consecutively in a sentence and be grammatically correct. What is it? Puzz. Puzz. Addle. You're insane.

Well, yes, but let's leave the ad-habitant personal attacks until after the bot does. Glad house is. Once we're not recording anymore, we could kind of be as mean as we would do each other. And that's like. Okay, it's when you're, it's a list. And Aaron, yes, but I'm gonna need a little more information.

So how many? You're making a list of all of, uh, uh, it's a bunch of people in the family that's all named and and you're saying those are the people that are in the family. Okay, now, Adel, I'm insane. Well, I guess we're all insane and we're our own puppets. So you were, hold on, I just wanna give Aaron to credit what credit's to. That is correct if there were a bunch of people named

and I think that that would work. But I will say that all of these ends are lower case. So let's assume that if they were proper names, they would be uppercase. So we have to roll that one out. So this is an and Rind Oh God They feel brand okay. Yeah, it's a list though

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Well, yeah, I mean that that would help it be a sense. Sure Add and and and and and the. Ooh. Add and and and and and and the, because you got five ants. Oh, add, okay, shut up. Everybody, everyone's screaming in the top of their lungs. No, it's nothing. No, no. Add, I never know. Okay.

What's funny? Add and and, wait, hold on. I have to figure this out, guys, or I will break it half. I'm so sorry. I'm really, really sorry. My confidence and entire being is like kind of injured on this.

And here I am knowing the riddle and knowing that this is not the direction that she's caught. Okay, okay. But I'm gonna make it work. Okay, you two, you two that brought this woman in. You need to tell me what was happening right before she collapsed. She said add and and and and

and the and and And then you can pick whatever fucking word at the end you want you pick a word add so so I was mistaken earlier so the first and third ands are and in the in the are and in the regular sense in terms of like they are being used as as conjunctions. Try and and and and and and and and and and and. No, I'm sorry, Adel, of the five, the second and the fourth.

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. The first, the third and the fifth are all used as conjunctions. Okay. The second, the third, and the fifth are all used as conjunctions. Okay. The second and the fourth are not being used as conjunctions. They're just being, it's weird to say it this way, but they're just being used as the word and. Sure, I understand. I understand. Oh, add and. Okay, well, okay, well, let's, this will help. Let's replace the second and fourth and with a different word for now. But, okay, yeah, sure will help. Let's replace the second and fourth and with a different word for now. But, okay, yeah, sure, yeah, that could help you. How about a noun, how about a noun?

Cat. Cat. Cat. Well, you spot. No, and cat. It's both a noun and another question. See, that's and cat and cat and, or I'll do dog and cat and dog and I'll do dog. Ann Cat and Dog and...

Exactly. Hi. Hi, I think you guys are right there. Bring Cat. Uh, wait, bring, oh Cat, something a word at the beginning. And Cat and Dog and Pi. Pi is the last word of the sentence. What's the first word of the sentence?

So. Well, yeah, but that only works. But remember, the word is and. So you still have to say and five times and make it make sense. And and and and and and. Okay. Okay.

I got it. If the title of this episode is an and and and and and pie, then I don't want to be on the show anymore. I'd be lying if I said I didn't think he'd ever come to this. I knew that this was coming. I quit the show. Did I? No, I was going to.

You're quitting, Chris. I went crazy. No, no, no, I'm quitting because we've reached a riddle that's five words in a row, the same word. We are not moving on until we get this. I don't want JBC to tell us. So I'm going to need you, like, I don't know. If you have a button, you can turn on for your brain.

So, push my belly button. I'm not gonna tell you guys the answer. Seriously, we'll not tell you guys the answer. We'll give you another hint. Okay. Okay. So there's a situation in which this makes sense. Oh, I get it.

There's a situation. So it's Jim and Tan and Laundry. So. Is that it? And the thought of me, and the alcohol and polyd. So these ants are written, I'm sorry. So not all of them, but ants, two and ants, four, not all of us are written out.

Okay. And someone is commenting on them, but Anne's two and Anne's four are written out. And someone is commenting on them, the ones that are written out. So that's a pretty big one. That's a pretty big hand. Basically, I'm trying to give it to you. Okay, well, did you see there's their famous document? No, it's not a famous document. It could happen anywhere, basically.

Is there a place that's more likely to happen? Yes. Let's say I could tell you that. Yeah for sure. Let's say that the place that's most likely to happen is like a sandwich shop. Oh okay. Sandwich shop. And and and and pie. Oh peanut butter and jelly. No, and Aaron. You're still old to you in four ads with you. No, no, no, no, I'm not. I'm doing it this better.

Add. So stop down the ad. Just add is not add. Okay, hold on. Bring and oh no, no, no, shut up. Peanut butter and. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

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I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I don't, people are going to message me to tell me that they stop listening to the show because I'm too dumb. So I would rather try to avoid those messages and prove to the people at home that I'm only a kind of, a kind of bit dumb, a little bit of the diet. Oh, I think I know the answer. Yes. Yeah. The only time, the only time it dramatically makes sense to someone to use the word and five times in a row like this is, if you're a small adorable child, and the 1920s on Santa's lap, and you say, I won the puppy and, and, and, and, and, and, and, a kitten in my dead back. Oh, ho, ho, no way! Half on me in World War II II and shove off my lap.

75 years later. I got to give it up to Adel. I will accept that answer. Surely, purely for the sake of us being able to do the good part. I feel like it will accept that answer. Do you want to hear it? Is it like going, I want, okay, you know what I'm saying? Can you tell us what it was at a sandwich shop?

Was it like a green? Yes, because that's what they said. Rosie said this is a chip shop. So I can only assume that Rosie is from Maryall London town, and yet, but we don't know. So Rosie's answer says, a shop owner commenting on a sign being painted,

for example, might say, there's not enough space between fish and and and and chips. So it says fish and chips on the board and they're saying not enough space between fish and and and and chips. I want to see a scene. You are two buddies trying to study in the library and JPC, you keep interrupting Adel's work to ask him stupid questions. Wait, this is just the podcast. Okay, let's see here.

We're of 1812. Hey, what's a stud muffin? What's what? What's a stud muffin? A stud muffin is like food? No, it's like an attractive person. Oh, it's like a just a good nickname. You would call someone a stud muffin if they're a stud muffin. No, I wouldn't, but it's like a it's like an attractive person. Oh, it's like a just a good nickname You would call someone to stud my fin if there's no I wouldn't but it's like a

People think in the night in the like the 90s. Hey, can we focus up? Okay. Yeah, absolutely so okay So is mission stars like restaurants for the tire company? Yes, the same. It's the same restaurants and tires Yeah, well they started doing tires and and then they pivoted into restaurant reviews while keeping the tires. Time, Clancy, Clancy, Brown. Which one is books, which one is movies?

Tom Clancy is the voice of Mr. Crab. Okay. And Clancy, what's it up? Clancy Brown. Clancy Brown is a hope. What are them's a character? What are them's books? Tom Clancy, Clancy, Brown.

Speaking of books, speaking of books, Tommy, let of them's books. Tom Clancy Clancy Brown. Speaking of books. Speaking of books. Tommy, let's hit the books. Okay, so let's see here. Now, okay, this is this famous Polish general. It's Joe Biden's middle name Robinette. Is that a family name? Is that a thing?

Is that a family name? Robinette? A more important name is Kashmir Polaski. Now Kashmir Polaski helped his battalion capture the, please interrupt me. I'm sorry. No, I've been doing a lot. I'm here to learn. Okay, good, good.

Do you do your learners permit it? 15 or 16? When are you eligible for learners permit? Well, I believe it's 15, but you didn't license the owner farm? Well, you needed a license to ill, but ill is short for Illinois, so to own a farm, how do you pronounce that?

How do you pronounce that guy from Nickelback? Chad Kruger? Chad Kruger? Kruger, like the grocery store? Chad Kruger? Kruger. Like the grocery store? He owns all the grocery stores. I didn't know that. Yeah.

Okay. Where does the eye go in the word medicine? Where does the eye go? I know there's an eye. Where does it go in the word medicine? Well, there's two. There's one between the D and the C and then one between the C and the N.

When they make a hot air balloon, do you think they start with the balloon or the basket? Why did you say hot air balloon like that? I just don't know. Do they start with the balloon or the basket? You said a hot air balloon. It should be a hot air balloon. Not a hot. It's like saying a rubber band. It's rubber band. Do you think in Palandrome the word was actually a place at one point? Did you think it was ever a place called a palindrome? I'm sensitive to that because I am paladronian and the Israelis did, you know, encroach on my palindronian land. And so that's a sensitive subject, so please drop that.

Okay, I'm so sorry. I, you know what? Let's get back to studying. I'm so sorry. I brought that up. Oh, up. Um, that was a Pixar movie, right? Wait, you're, that come out?

So I'm professional, you mean? We're trying to study. He's a genius. Why did the hacker break into the brewery? So now we're getting to these type of riddles, which I applaud you because we're in 142 episodes, so this is exactly what we're getting into now. Why did the hacker break into the brewery?

Yes, because it's the yeast he could do. Oh my God. Okay, hacker. I don't think you're gonna get this one, so I will entertain a little more of these, Edel. Okay. Isn't like hacker short or? He tried to rise to the occasion.

Interesting. Okay, that one's holding. Is that like hacker short or type of beer or hacker? Webber. Oh, I one's holding. It's like hacker shore type of beer or hacker. Oh, I don't know, maybe. I think that- Doe, he wanted to make some extra dough. I think, so I think, let's see, did Robert say anything about there?

Robert might have like a job in technology that would allow Robert to have a Understanding of this pun. I think that maybe he was a programmer is the like yeah, I I know the answer He was looking for a USB port Love Stark beers These are all good. I like I'm looking computer computer plus brewery pun is very good to me IPA IPI IPI SP Edit that purpose the prider

Oh god, I got it. Oh Aaron's got it And you have to get it. Oh well, I will say I think that it's probably unlikely that the two of you get this so He didn't want a wine Okay, forget it a brewery arid is this is beer. I know, but that's what I'm saying. That's why he didn't want a wine He didn't want a wine so that's why the hacker broke into them. She was smart the whole time Okay And so that's why the hacker broke into the... She was smart the whole time. Okay. Oh my god. Alright, so we need the plot.

We need hacker and brewery. We need computer and beer. She was a secret genius. What? Wow. What? You're... Grandpa, you're telling me she was a secret genius the whole

150 episodes of hey riddle riddle now go back to sleep You woke me up for this He could he could barley contain himself. He why did the hacker break it? So I'll give you the answer guys because I it's again Yeah, it might be a little difficult to do this one. Why did the hacker break into the brewery to get root access?

What's this? Yeah, it doesn't matter. No, you know what? I think a lot of our listeners will really love that, but we just are not smart enough, except the seat Regina's. I think. Let's get some more riddles.

Okay, you guys are going to love it because we are going back to one of our favorite old friends. It is that infamous blue book of riddles. Oh, JPC, can you do me a huge favor? Sure. Go into your kitchen, grab the biggest pot that you have. Okay. Put a bunch of water in it.

Sure. And the stove, a little salt. Okay. Yeah, or saffron. Yeah, or sa little salt, okay? Yeah, of course I have one. Yeah, of course I have one. Just tiny bit of that, though. You don't want to use too much. Boil the water. Got it.

Once it's bubbling, once it's boiling, I'm gonna put that book in there, and then I want you to burn your whole house down. Okay, give me one second. Awesome, thank you. Thank you. Obviously Casey will cut around this part, and I am back, and holy shit, the book's back in my hand.

You know, speaking of love. Okay, interesting, can't die, can't be killed. Huh, what to do? Wow, you guys, that's real, that's why I'm laughing. Go ahead. Speaking of folksy sayings, my grandma always used to say, guests, fish, and that book start to stink after three days. And it's been several years, so.

And it's been several years. It. That's the thing. start to stink after three days. And it's been several years, so. And it's been several years. Hi. Oh, speaking of art garfunkel, Rose Barthine Sage, and Parsley. Brobery on time. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Imagine being so high that you're just looking at your spice cabinet, and then you make up a song,

and an album based on that. Yeah, imagine and then you go What are the other two? Hold on Adela if you were to be high looking at your spice cabinet Give me a little snippet of what that song might nice. Oh Fuck it's all right here Fuck, it's all right here. Duh, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, Oh, nothing makes cinnamon, nothing makes cinnamon. First deal.

Both the spices put an egg, no, it makes it nice and thin. Oh, pop, pop, nothing makes cinnamon, nothing makes cinnamon. I got a nut, got a make married cinnamon Ha so fucking high salt salt pepper and salt salt and pepper in a salt salt pepper and salt salt and pepper Salt salt pepper and she's gonna Pepper in a salt pepper salt pepper So did I do a coriander? That's that's so funny. I do love one of those songs where they're like okay

We love the song but you do say in the song I got a nut and we do think the internet is going to misunderstand that Understand how they can take that out of context. We don't get what that means Listen I tell you don't like the piss mug I gave you last year I do I do like the I mean I have it I did not throw the piss mug away. So I still have the piss mug Did you guys hear that? I? Didn't I forgot I invited someone over do you guys mind if I let in JP riddles He's here to tell us all about his new celebration piss miss oh

Yeah, no, please absolutely hey JP come on inside. Oh, I'm gonna come inside Absolutely. Hey, uh, uh, JP come on inside. Oh, I'm gonna come inside. Oh, wait, hold on. Stand the part. Stand the part. Okay, JP, JP riddles, will you tell him the microphone? Will you tell all our listeners about your new holiday pismis? Okay, well, that, that, that, there's way wrong. Because pismis is not a new holiday. Pismis is actually, uh, uh, re kind of retelling of a pagan holiday. Now, the, the Romans, the Christians, right, they wanted to get rid of all the holiday. Now the Romans, the Christians, right, they wanted to get rid

of all the holidays, but what could they not stop doing? They couldn't stop people from drinking piss because people like it. They like the taste. It's sterile, it's clean, it's good for the body, it's better than getting that, oh, you know, Obama Biden shot, you know what I'm saying? Antivax is the way to go, kids. Anyway, that's just a little something more about JP riddles personal politics JP riddles, are you sure you're not thinking of Swiss miss the hot chocolate? Oh, I won't eat hot chocolate I like chocolate cold cold cold cold cold. That's the only way to eat chocolate wait Not what about they get a rat carcass. I'm gonna rat carcass. That's what I'm dig enough anyway Pismuses are how holiday when you share your piss

with your loved ones and they share their piss with yours. And then we do what we call a white elephant piss exchange where you just piss, you just leave piss for other people and they don't know that they're playing, but when they get it, they can either trade, steal or piss on somebody else. Oh, can they drink it? I guess so, it's a free country.

Well, for now, we'll just wait till this communist as Joe Biden gets done with it. JP Brutal, I guess it's not a total, like, surprise to hear about and learn about your politics, but I gotta say it's still disappointing. Sure, yeah, I understand that. I understand that completely. Well, I'm a big Jim Brewer fan.

Oh no. Goat boy. What else? What? Goat boy. What about top 10 SNL characters? Oh no. You think a guy who sounds like me doesn't enjoy Goat boy?

Oh no, JP. You got to. We might not be able to invite you back anymore. I don't think Dave Chappelle's particularly funny, but I love what he's got to say. Buddy, we gotta have you head out. We'll see you later. All right, Mary Pismas.

Well, Aaron, did you see that? He picked up a horse, put it on his back, and then ran off. I think the pandemic has done a lot of damage to a lot of, otherwise maybe good people's brains. And I think maybe Jamie Riles is just like an unfortunate casualty of maybe some like, you know, some online radicalization. Well, regardless, I can't wait to sit down

at a table with him over Thanksgiving and have nice conversations. He's family at the end of the day. He's family. He's family. He's family. We're gonna do rap for Daddy. So you both are going to rap a song. I'm going to give you a topic and you'll do a rap on it. There's no sort of set

time length or number of bars or anything you have to spit. It's just whenever you feel like you have beat the other person or produced enough rap to win the game. Maybe what I'll do is I'll give you two topics and you can choose just because I know Aaron before you have gotten a little lost there by the topic. And you want to go first or second? Whatever you prefer. I'll go first then and then you can take us home. Great.

So you're game to win. Excellent. Great. So JPC, your rap can be about one of these two things. Either being a vegetarian, or first dates. Which one do I know more about Been a vegetarian for like 18 years. Haven't been on a first date. Three years. I'll take vegetarian, please.

Great, whenever you're ready. Yo, they say gravy has gotta be meat, but I say take that to the street and toss it. In the gutter, no, I did not fucking stutter. If you want a recipe for some vegetarian reunion gravy, follow JPC. And let me spit it like this. First, you gotta make a roux. That's butter and flour and it's just for you heating up in a pot stir-it till it gets in soft. Once it's golden, golden, brown, and come on.

That's a fucking delay of game. To get back out of my rhyme. Once it's golden, golden brown, take some stock, concentrate, and into some water, eight steps later, you're gonna eat some graders. Then you stir it all up and add it back to the pot. Now, lower the heat just a bit, cool it down. You're about to have yourself some gravy, brown.

That's the color. It will be thickened up, pour it on your penis. That's right. It's the ingredients. A burden of self-hot gravy on the dicks. And if you want to stop eating meat, you're going to have a hot gravy dick. Boo! Yeah, nice one.

Thank you. Thank you. JBC, my nice suggests that at some point in the near future, you started a YouTube channel which is you wrapping recipes and it's called the rapesees Yes, absolutely you can suggest that and you can follow rapesees right now twitch Just real quick just so we're all on the same page Error is about to rap for daddy andPC, at any point during her rap, you can scream too.

No! So just know that. And that can be the number two, T-O-O-T-O, whatever you feel. I don't think I'll need it, but I thank you for giving it to me. Ha ha ha ha. Erin, are you ready?

Yes. You have to wrap for Daddy and the two subjects you can choose between dogs or Good dogs I'll go with dogs. Okay, whenever you're ready nice Now listen up while I give you a holler. I'm talking about the things that wear a collar I'm talking about the things that wear a collar. Um, uh, I like animals. I'm trying not to hog, but I want a hundred dogs.

No, I don't want the things that pair. I want the things that are covered with fur, which are also cats, but I'm not talking about cats. I'm talking about dogs. Um, help. Two. I did it for you. Number two.

Okay, I cannot be interrupted. Shep, shut up. Okay, I got this. I go to the dog park with my buds and I bring Professor Puppensuts because she's a puppy and I love her too Sometimes I cry sometimes I weep when I think about her being put to sleep Pet your dog every single day like that one day they'll go away your dog to get a die at one point or another So hug him every day like you your precious little brother I'm sorry about reminding everyone that they're dog gonna die, but sometimes I cry just thinking about it. Oh my god

Great man. I think it's the best. This is like just be your last Everyone will die eventually I just think about it. Oh my god Just be your last everyone will die Okay, I be excused from this. Oh, whoo-ho, created by like that you are gonna love this week's Patreon. It's me, your old pal JP Riddles and I got a holiday spectacular that's gonna knock your socks off, you should wear socks squirrels can get your feet. You can listen to that plus our entire back catalog at patreon.com slash hey riddle riddle by joining the clue crew, whatever that is for $5 a month, or the review crew sounds promising for $8 a month, and starting the first of the year at 3 episodes at the $8 tier.

I'll see you all at... What is it? Christmas time? I never heard of that. you