Hey Riddle Riddle - #18: Hey Gobble Gobble!

Episode Date: November 21, 2018

It’s our Thanksgiving episode and we are thankful for YOU! We talk about family traditions, discover a baby real estate agent, and tell you where to eat in whatever airport you’re in. We also discuss where the beloved children’s character Wishbone may have ended up (Hell). Pass the mashed potatoes God damn it!Starring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: KJ SnyderTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a head gum podcast. Welcome everyone, it's Hey Gobble Gobble! Our Thanksgiving episode! Squibble, squibble, squibble, squibble, squibble, squibble, squibble! Hey, Gobble Gobble, Aaron, would you pass, uh squibble, squibble, squac! Hey, gobble, gobble. Aaron, would you pass the mashed potatoes? Uh, hua. I'm gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble. Aaron, would you pass the mashed potatoes? Oh, sure.

Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble. Aaron, god damn it. If you gobble one more bite of those mashed potatoes. Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble. First the baked beans and now the mashed potatoes. I got it. Larry, this is your daughter. And I want you to marry her.

So please, hit it off while I go into the kitchen and watch through the people. Oh, if this is your first episode, this is your last episode. You're listening to the Hey Gobble Gobble. I'm JPC. I'm Adore Fie. And I'm Aaron Keith. I don't have anything that's giving characters.

I should have brought in some scathing characters. J-P- JP Corn on the... JP Corn. J.T.R.K. J.T.R.K. J.T.R.K. J.T.R.K. I'm Adel Refride Beans.

I'm Adel Refride Beans. The classic Mexican addition to Thanksgiving. Hi. Aaron Cranberry Sauce. Oh. Does that work? No, there's gotta be... There's gotta be Keith.

I mean, stuffing. It's a thing. It's a thing., stuffing. Key for, is a thing. Stuff, key thing. Stuffly, key thing that rolls off the tongue. Key for, key for, key for, key for, key for, I don't know. For, key for, key. So many people are gonna send in like,

pie. You're in Turkey for. This is right here. Oh, there you go. Instead of to forky. To forky for, key. To forky. No, Aaron Turkey for. Wait, I don't know why that's over there. If you're just turning in, we are wildly drunk.

Oh, God. We are wild drunks and we're all on the mic. So this is our Thanksgiving episode. What are, let's start first and foremost with what we're thankful for? Oh. Aaron, do you want to start? Um, I am thankful for this table and these chairs. Aaron, we are right here. Uh, pencils and pens that I see, the tea that I'm drinking. What's crazy, say, to anyone listening, we're not sitting on a table. There's no pencils. There's no chairs here. There's certainly no tea. What is this? And that's what I'm thankful for. JPC? So lately, I am really, really thankful for the people in my life that interact with on a daily basis,

my close friends, my girlfriend, my family. I have grown a deep repression for that. But I'm also a month into being a dog dad, and I'm super thankful for spaghetti. I love my little pup. Who is currently curled up next to our table of sleep? No, we're not at a table, but. No, we're not at a table.

We're not at a table. We're not at a table. We're not at a table. We're not at a table. We're not at a table. Next to the alarm that he's doing at all. What are you doing? Are you, you mentioned your girlfriend and your family.

What about your girlfriend's family? Um, my girlfriend's family. They're cool. Yeah, yeah. What's that? You met them? I met them. They're from Miami. They're from Miami. Uh, yeah, yeah, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I love my girlfriend's family. Do they party in the city where the heat is on? Oh, light on the beach to the break of dawn. Okay. Did you impress them right away? Like, did you immediately? Like, what did you do to the guy who does all of the words to Will Smith's biobeam.

Yeah, I think I impressed him right away. I did my joke head shake where I say, oh, it's a pleasure to meet you. And I put up my hand and they say, too slow that I slick back my hair. Ooh, they know you're cool. Not really, did you make a good first impression? I historically love meeting people's parents.

Like in high school, I would always love meeting my friends' parents. But yeah, I feel like I made a pretty good impression. Even when I was younger, I loved meeting people's parents. Because when you're a child, you really don't have much chance to interact with adults outside of your teachers. Spaghetti has something to say about that. Spaghetti is like, I disagree. No, you don't have much chance to interact with people outside of teachers or whatever and family.

So interacting with other people's parents and seeing what their family dynamic was, was always so interesting to me. Plus, it was like, it's like schmoozing for children, which is the title of myself, Helmys. C-E-R-A-S. Chicken schmooze for the child soul. For the children it's for all. No but I just always love like like talking to another talking to a grown-up like like you were like a peer of theirs because

you're their child so to me that's that's always like such a that was always such a fun experience. So trying to get into a grown-up party and walk around like you're not in your pajamas. You belong there. Oh, yeah. Toss them back some old-fashioned. Yeah. I feel like this is the Japanese market's just closed.

So. Anyone need another drink? Anyone else? Red wine? Yeah. Great, Peter. Todd, you're here. OK.

There must be a horse lonely tonight. Todd, fucks horses, everyone. Ting, ting, ting, here, okay. There must be a horse lonely tonight. John Fox horses, everyone. Ting, ting, ting, ting, ting. This is, I just started watching two nights ago. I just started watching the nanny for the first time. The nanny cam in your engine. And boy, oh boy, but she got up to some shenanigans. I started watching the sick con shenanigans.

Because growing up, I never wanted to watch it because I always assumed it was just like, maaat, like it was her, like that Jim Brewer goat boy sound the whole time, which is her laugh. Yes. So I assumed I didn't want to watch it and I started watching it and it's phenomenal. What's it on? It just like, it's really, really downloaded.

Did I just, oh! Is this a question? Yeah, this is a question. Why are we recording in the back of the FBI truck? Interesting. But it's chairs, table. But the kids in the show are so clearly written by like 42 year old men,

where like there's a 10 year old son and he wins class president. And immediately he's like, turn down those walls and then he's like, I'm not a crook. And he goes into like, he's like, typical new and Tyler, he makes all these references and you're like,

this 10 year old boy would be like farting and like playing game boy. Yeah. But these writers made him the most like pop culture savvy man alive. And then the daughter, the youngest daughter, is like this sort of like psychoanological therapy driven child. It's like, good night, little girl, whatever name is, they're like the parents are like, good night. And she's like, goodnight, little girl, whatever name is. They're like, the parents are like, goodnight. And she's like, sometimes I wonder if there is a god. And she's like, four. Yeah, I mean, children written by adults is one of the best parts about old TV.

I feel like it doesn't happen much anymore. I feel like they, maybe writers' rooms have just gotten younger over the course. Lots of kids in writers' rooms now. Yeah, you know, right? You can't write it for kids. Now it's a little boys, little girls. Little boys and girls making a real, here's, also here course of- Lots of kids in writers rooms now. You can't already create a kid. No, it's a little boys. Little girls. Little boys and girls making a real-

Here's- also, here's my impression if you've never seen the nanny. Here's my impression of every episode. Here's every episode summed up. Yeah, great. Here's the levels. Here's Franchettra goes, Where is everyone?

And then the Butler goes, The Rhettra Sware, and then she'll be like, Oh, that sounds nice. How Sware-o- suarrow is it? Oh, God. It's like real blood. That's not a real line from the show, but that's like every, that's,

that's not a real line from the show, but that's the just, that's the type of humor. And in, oh, honestly, I love it. So this is what happened. Had to woke up in the middle of the night, thought of that joke, grabbed a paper and pen, and scribbled it down. And started watching the nanny to be like, I got a scholarship in Annie, so I can

just do it. Here's my question about the nanny. When did you, did someone recommend it to you? It seems like such a weird... Yes, someone was talking about how good it was, and I go, really? Because I always assumed it was like, kind of like, on and gone. Like I thought it wasn't, it wasn't very popular. And they're like, no, it's like on for six or seven seasons

or something. And she was nominated for Emmys. So I started watching it. And I was like, this is legit great. A legit, it's the exact same thing with according to Jim. Jim Belushi show. You should watch that next. Why you keep winking?

Just watch, just don't worry about that. Why do you keep nudging Aaron? No, no, no, where is she? She was me. And then there's some grape nuts. I have some grape nuts. And we're making a deal. For those of you who don't know,

Aaron keeps making bets, and all she will bet is grape nuts. Well, that's my, what I get paid in. So that's what makes sense. Yeah, dollars to grape nuts. Speaking of grape nuts, I don't, what are you thankful for? Nice.

I don't know. Yeah, you both gave what you're thankful for, and I don't, I never want to pander or anything like that I guess the fans if I'm honestly you say what I'm most thankful for it's the fans oscillating fans Later he's never cool He's always so hot sweating. I guess that's what's like a pig I I sweat like I have stigmata but with sweat oh my god

So what you just described to sweat no like like like like stigmata but with water. I'm gonna drink my tea stigwata stigwata Adelaide stigwata Hey I got stigwata It's stigwata. It's not my hands. It's just my body. Hello stigwata But I'm thankful for the fans. I'm thankful for Headgum, our network. I'm thankful for KJ This sucks. The best editor and producer there is out there like

KJ by the way did tell us that they want to go by letters now the word letters if you see KJ on the streets and we'll post a photo of KJ on the streets post a photo of them if you see KJ on the streets you have to come up to them and you have to call them letters letters. Yes or zippers, but what's I see KJ on the streets, you have to come up to them and you have to call them letters. Letters. Yes. Or zippers. But what's funny is that I call KJ zippers. No one has ever called me letters. JPC.

JPC, yeah. Does he make come up to you and think they're really clever and go, you done with JPC? Yeah, you know me. I did introduce, I was meeting someone in my roommate Tim was there and they were like, past the gravy. Thank, oh here you go. Thank you. It's the gravy and do you want the bowl for the gravy or just the stuff I dribbled out of my bowl? Just what you put my hand. Great. My roommate Tim introduced me or he like said oh this is someone and I was like Oh I'm JP and he goes you fucking forget a letter but I was like I don't know it just it just slipped out like I guess I just yes I did forget a letter.

How big of a win for initial-based humans is J.B. Pritzers win? Honestly, for initial-based people, it is a huge win. For non-billionaires, he could go fuck himself. J.P.C, I remember when you were sort of just in my periphery in Chicago, I only knew you through watching you and chill. Oh, I thought you meant when you could turn and see me and that I was gone.

Like a horror movie? Yeah, like what I had followed you. Yeah. When you had followed me. That was like the first two years of me knowing you, I was it followed you. Oh, I thought it was IT followed. Who was that shadow on the side

and then a train would go by and then you would disappear. I could see you on one side and then you'd all be gone. And then Adam, when I first met you, I finaled destination, do you, right? That's right, yeah, that's right. I killed more. I was supposed to be on a plane and then you were free.

Yeah. You made the plane crash and then you were on a plane crash. Yeah, I would go through the glass. But I think I called you every combination of three letters that there was in the alphabet before I, like, I was like, A, B, C. Like, F, that dude, head. like who's that guy he's the one he's the one that team where they always play old timey mayors yeah that's yeah and then I finally learned that it was JPC speaking

of old timey mayors for hey gobble gobble JPC will be playing the role of old man do we want to say old man drumsticks do we want to say old man giblets well we didn't talk about this uh I think now is as good a time as any to have all kind of hammered all yeah we call me all ham redels because glace ham is a thing right

i think of things giving food do you have things giving him uh... i don't but uh... because of we have cold turkey and then one year my young get a cold turkey every year i think your mom it in a diction. I think that's what Hey kids for this all day we're having I'm quitting Yeah, cocaine cold turkey. Oh again. We go to my aunt's house and she serves cold turkey And then why like like well, it's here's the thing. I never knew it was weird and then about so I was maybe 22 in my cousin Daniel was like

Yeah, yeah, very young Three years from now my cousin Daniel was like all Oh, so that's your? Yeah, yeah, I'm very young. Three years from now. My cousin Daniel was like, all of a sudden, he put his fork down and he was like, why is the turkey cold and all the cousins looked around, we're like, we don't know. We don't know. Wait, is Daniel the son of the person who's turkey is cold?

No. He's just like a different cousin. And then Daniel's the cousin that you put in the lion's den? Come on, man. Oh my god oh my god yeah well then if you were having ice cold ice cold but very cold turkey do you not figure it out was there no fall up with the Daniel good missing what's the what's the

resolution yeah my in my family we're not allowed to talk about how we eat cold turkey or how we're a little bit English, because we're supposed to say we're all Irish. Where are you from? In English. Right, you are old man puzzles? Old ham drumsticks. I'm old ham drumsticks. I'm old ham drumsticks.

Is the consensus. No, no, no, no, no, hold on. Cold ham drumsticks. So for this episode of The Hague Apple Gobble, I will be pulling the part of cold ham drumsticks. If this is your first episode, I'm so sorry. They like Friday. Yeah, so I'm cold haemtrum sticks. This is what the podcast is about.

The podcast is about riddles, and so in the tradition of however many episodes of this that we've done, 15 or so, 17 to 19, we will be- Which is our target demographic? Yes, 15 or 17 to 19. 15 or so? 17 target demographic yes 15 or 17 to 19 15 or so We do not deal with 16 year olds. You're trying to get your license There is a weird age in there where you just hate all things Yeah, well, we kind of hit a sophomore slump where we don't do any 16 year olds so if you're 16 year listening to the podcast stop Fuck you. We're not really. Yeah, honestly go fuck yourself. Yeah, yeah, you're great

You're not gonna pass that driver's head. But hey, buy me a lottery ticket. You can't. But what cold-hame puzzle, not so sweet after all, will do is I will give you some Thanksgiving themed warm-up. Okay. These are, give me mine. These are Thanksgiving themed. Oh, you just said it. So it's so it's fresh in mind. Okay. Okay, keep in mind, these are Thanksgiving themed. Oh, you just said it, so it's first in mind. When you do think of the answers to this, think, just as a starting point, think, thanks, give it.

Can we call this one more proud I'm talking Turkey? I mean, Aaron gave a deep sign, walked away from the table and she has gotten into her car and has gotten her car. You look over me just as I was trying to inconspicuously burp. You look directly at me and I was trying to inconspicuously burp. You look directly at me. And I was trying to do a quiet little burp. So while you burp, let me just say, just to clear the air, I brought up both politics with burp.

That was air. That was a cute friend. I brought up both politics with JB Pritzer and religion and added Thanksgiving table and we didn't have any fights. Oh, yeah, wow. So we're like family. Do you have rules that you don't talk about politics with your family? Oh we don't eat at the same table. We eat in separate rooms. We all

eat in our separate jettas. We all have books, whack and jettas. We all eat mashed potatoes in our jettas. If you didn't know, Adel's rich. Oh you got a jett, rich or so. Yeah I don't really talk politics with my family, but make that Jedi by a Jedi. It's what we say in my family. Have it tattooed on my back. And here we go, take it away. 20 minutes in, let's get to our first one.

Okay, go right, this is our first riddle. When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving? When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving? And the nightmare before Christmas. Is that true? Because it's Halloween and then it makes it Christmas and they skip Thanksgiving. Yeah, I mean, so that's so stupid.

If I solved it, I solved it. If I won, plus, it's the year before. No. No, hold on, I'm cold-hamed drumstick, so I'll be the one to tell you when you've got the real correct. Windows Christmas come before Thanksgiving. Is it every year? No. But I'm cold-hamed drumstick, so I'll be the one to tell you when you've got the real correct. Windows Christmas come before Thanksgiving. Is it every year?

No. What's that? I have a guess. Hold on, is your guess the Christmas and Thanksgiving are two people's names and Christmas makes Thanksgiving come when they are having sex? That's your guess, isn't it? Now it is. It's when Thanksgiving writes the alphabet with their tongue on Christmas.

Yes, that's true. No It's not funny that we fell in love in both of our names our holiday names That's how they sound wasn't there a person James Bond girl whose name was Christmas? It was how they bury right? No Is that not see my girl right the now Zima girl Denise? Oh, yes, it was Denise. Oh, that was Rebecca gay heart God, I have no idea anyway her name is Christmas Thanksgiving Is it something like of the lettering is it like could see? Yes, it was Denise. That was Rebecca Gahart. God, I have no idea. Anyway, her name is Christmas Thanksgiving. Is it something like of the lettering? Is it like, could C comes before T in the alphabet?

Yes, it is something along those lines and that is exactly correct. In addition to the dictionary. Before we move on, I do need to see a scene between JPC and Aaron. With Aaron using that voice you just used where Aaron your name is Thanksgiving JBC your Christmas and you're spending a lovely afternoon together. You are in a relationship. What would you like to eat? Like where do you want to go eat?

Where should we eat tonight? I mean, can we just spend that? Can we cross that bridge when we come to? I mean, I feel like I don't want to have an argument later, but where we're going to eat if we're eating, read out. It's 2 p.m. I don't feel like we have to have dinner plans. No, I'm just 2 p.m. Here's the thing, if we decide to wait till when I'm hungry, I'm going to get mad at you and then we're going to fight. Well, here's the thing, if you know you're going to get mad and you know we're going to fight. Why don't we just not do that when the time comes?

Well, I can't help it when you're acting like an ass when I say do you want Olive Garden and you say, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm. Well, here's the thing, I don't know how to tell you that the human beings are not meant to eat that much. God damn salt, okay? I can't eat an Olive Garden. Oh, cause you have a sensitive tummy.

I have to suffer through life. Boring food. Oh, let's eat more food. Oh, don't you put this on me. I just... Do not put this on me. Oh, jokes on you. I was trying to propose tonight.

So you were gonna propose to me? Yeah, no, don't apologize. I was gonna propose to you. What the fuck? You're gonna be crazy. You're gonna be crazy. I'm Thanksgiving your Christmas. No, I'm saying what the fuck? You have to get out of here. We were gonna be- I- I'm Thanksgiving your Christmas! No, I'm saying what the fuck Christmas?

How can you fall for this piece of shit Who is gonna propose to you at an olive garden? Are we gonna put a ring in a bread stick? No, no, we were gonna be family. Uh, we cut to a different, a sliding doors timeline where that's proposed a does take place at all, Jordan. Okay. Oh!

More, more breadsticks? Oh, please! Is it junk because the never ending, so I will bring them. That's funny, you're charming. Turn it down a little. I'm trying to impress Christmas here. Oh, you don't have to impress me Thanksgiving. I'm already impressed.

The Olive Garden has affordable prices and two for one, take one home on trays. You should work for us. Combined with infinite salad and bread sticks, it's the deal that keeps on... ...giving. And of course you probably know our slogan. Do you know what? When you're here, you're marrying me.

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So you're walking along and you're like, you think feeling it is the best part of pooping? No, but I'm saying it's necessary to maintain social relationships. If I'm meeting, Oh yeah, I'm a puppet. My big problem is gonna be maintaining social relationships. If I'm getting, oh yeah, I'm a puppet. My big problem is gonna be maintaining social relationships. If I'm getting audited by the IRS and we're sitting there

and poop falls out, that's highly, did you do that to that? My favorite thing about JPC, and I love a lot and hate a lot about JPC. This is Thanksgiving, this is the right time to do this. My favorite thing about JPC is if you give me a hundred guesses for what he's about to do on the never get it. That's a green bean.

Who's your favorite muppet? Oh, here you go. My favorite. Thank you so much. My favorite muppet. I think it used to, like as a kid, it was Gonzo because he was so weird and you're like, what a weird little alien bug. And then as I got older, I really liked Beaker.

Mm-hmm. JBC. Like when Breaking Bad came out? Yeah. That's all that chemistry. I was never into the muppets. really liked beaker. Mm-hmm. Do you be seeing? Like when Breaking Bad came out? Yeah, it was all that chemistry. I was never into the Muppets. I don't think I ever really watched any Muppets anything. What did you like instead of the Muppets?

I don't know, man. Like, uh, I got a 10-inch meeting in Ninja Turtles. I love like, 10-inch meeting in Ninja Turtles. Yeah, but I was not a Muppets. I was just like, I don't know. You were not a Muppets? I was not a Muppets.

Mom, I'm not a Muppets. I don't even know if I liked Sesame Street. My mom would be able to know. But I also like- Those are Muppets. I don't know. You were not a Muppets? I was not a Muppets. Mom, I'm not a Muppets. I don't even know if I liked Sesame Street. My mom would be able to know. But I also like. Those are Muppets. I don't know if I liked, but I'm saying they're Muppets. If you say you don't like Muppets,

you're being redundant if you say you don't like Sesame Street. So I don't know, but I also have a terrible memory. I don't remember anything about any part of my life. Like I get, I get like, yeah, I just. What's my name? Oh man, I know that it's Carobin. J.P.C.

I wanna say it's so good. Oh buddy, you have Momento. I do, I know that it's Karabin. JPC. I wanna say it's Karabin. Oh buddy, you have Momento. I do, I totally have Momento. I really do. There are moments in my life where I'm like, if I don't write it down on my calendar, I just completely fucking forget every part.

Yes. This episode's gonna be famous for us doing one riddle. Well no, but also it's true because on this show specifically, since I have such a shitty memory, like I'm always so concerned I'm gonna start doing like, and so the man takes the knife and you're like, yes, this is the one you've already done. You've already done that, which I believe happened already.

Ah yeah, it's definitely happened before. So in our Christmas episode, when you fling open the shutters and yell down, excuse me, what days today? You really are genuinely asking. That is what you, I'm referencing a Muppet Christmas girl. Oh, let me see, I don't know. Oh, you're referencing a Muppet Christmas.

I love that movie. If you haven't seen a Muppet Christmas girl, you haven't seen a Christmas girl. Sorry, I wasn't listening to the Muppets. I was too busy getting laid. Oh yeah? Well, no, I mean. I thought I'd like my late 20s and even then it was kind of

pretty. Oh, I'm ready for another one. and even then it was kind of pretty Why did they let the turkey join the Thanksgiving band? Cuz it had drumsticks had brought its own drumsticks because he brought his own drumstick Wasn't as sexual. Yeah. Nobody just was so exmugg that he got it. Okay, okay, okay. This one is gonna be almost impossible to get.

If April showers bring May flowers, then what if May flowers bring? Oh, I know this. Yeah, this time I'll let Aaron. It's June showers. I'll look smug and I'll wink and I'll give Aaron a chance. June showers. Do some bad smug and I'll wink and I'll give her an inch. June showers Do some bad guess so Aaron feels better

July showers, baby showers doesn't June showers sound like a real estate agent like a Fluffy. This is a I don't know here's what here's what we need If you're listening and you have some free time we need you to make a century 21 If you're losing to this show you have free time if you you're listening and you have some free time, we need you to make a century 21 sign. If you're listening to this show, you have free time. If you're listening to the show, you have time.

So make us a century 21 sign with Real Estate Agent June Shower. It's just my face. And just put a ton of makeup on me. It's her in space with a ton of makeup and she's on fire. Century 21 sells the most residential real estate. Oh, okay. Nobody cares.

I just saw a sign that said that the other day. That's pretty cool. It's not a sign. It's got a different. I want to make showers bring. All right. No, not. Not many. No, no, no. I was listening. If April showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring? Oh, pilgrims. Yes. They bring pilgrims. Oh, well, that's actually more accurate. Let's see what this joke website says. No, apparently this joke for kids is not smallpox. What, what?

I thought the answer. They're treating them like babies. What kind of key do you use on Thanksgiving? What kind of key? Do you use on Thanksgiving? Now remember, Thanksgiving is a holiday. I know what it is. Yes, I do too.

piano key, because one of your drunk ass cousins is gonna start to show off by playing heart and soul. Oh yeah, yeah. They show off by playing heart and soul in the piano. I guess we have very different cousins. How is it possible that you and I have different cousins? We share everything else. Here's my rental.

How does Adela and I have different cousins? I don't know. But share everything else. My cousins from another cousins. You're my cousin from another muzzle. Buzzard. Buzzard. I got a dozen cousins from another muzzle.

Every year at Thanksgiving, since I think the late 70s, my family does a rock skipping competition. So you were skipping rock skipping? No, my whole, I was born in the 90s. But it's been happening a long time and I've never won all my male cousins when do you live near a body? Yeah, we live right on the ocean. So yeah, so my aunt and I

live in the Atlantic. My aunt, I live in the same street. We all go there. So everyone doesn't have to be mean to me when I ask questions. So can you, like if you walk out your front door, are you on like, no, it takes like a minute, I'm not, I don't walk into the sea.

Dude. It's like a Virginia wolf situation. You skip rocks by putting them into your pocket. Yeah, it gets into the sea. But that gets in the first. My mom won it in the late 80s and then my section of the family had, and I think it's because it was just cold and I wanted to leave.

And then we haven't, we didn't win again until my brother and I won like to, Mitch, horrible, garbage, Mitch, one, two years ago. It, it, it steams my clams to know that Mitch won the rock skipping. Yeah, that brings us to one of our favorite segments, Mitch Sash. Yeah, I like Mitch Sash. Yeah, let's just. Ooh, I like Mitch Sash. Or just, can I tell you the most disappointing thing? Dishon, Dishon, Dishon, Dishon, Dishon, Dishon, Dishon, Dishon, Dishon, Dishon, Dishon, Dishon,

Mitch. That's so hard to say. That's so hard to say. So since the last time I recorded, my niece was born, which is very exciting. Is this Mitch's daughter? My niece. My niece's daughter was born. Oh, Mitch's a father? Yeah, so, and she's so cute, and she't stand how cute she is But she looks exactly like him

It's like my family's genetics had no part of it. He's like 6-11. Yeah He's 7-18. You see the tall one. Yeah, he's 6-7 Genetically babies usually I mean usually look more like the father. That's like a response From human beings so that we like the father connects with the baby so they want to band in the face. So what did you do earlier today? Read up about real estate and baby shit. It's your own breast. I went to a real estate baby convention. Let's just share

this nice meal. I want to tell you what apartment please. Baby real estate agent is a key character. I've never ever done a character that hasn't been baby something, like baby horny dog, baby horny dog ghost. I can't wait to, I can't wait until Christmas 7 when I break out, baby horny dog ghost. Did you guys finish this riddle? Yeah, okay, sorry. It's a turkey.

Why didn't the turkey finish? It's, no, that's a different one. Oh, we have to answer your last question Yeah, what kind of key does it? These are things giving us a turkey. Yeah. Yes. Why didn't the turkey finish? It's dessert. Oh, I got it. It was too pyer. Oh, that's even better. That's even better. Speaking of, can you pass the pie, Edel? Yeah, of course. Here you go. Oh, I tripped. Damn, it's going to run your day. Oh, what have said? Oh, I tripped. Damn, it's put it right in your face.

Oh, what I don't say. Well, certainly those two concepts can't exist together. So let's call it what it is. It was air and space. It was not my dick. Brother. Brother. Brother.

Brother. Brother. Brother. Brother. Brother. Brother. Brother. Brother. Brother. Brother. Brother. Brother. That's why I'm speaking about a couple of invented. I feel like... You got pie on my dick, you got pie on my face for just being...

I feel bad that this episode is going the way it's going. Everyone right now is at an airport on their way to see their family listening to this. We're on Worm Up Reddelson, we're 30 minutes in. Somebody might be stuck home alone. No it's me. Ready? Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? Is the final Worm Up Reddelson. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The butt side.

Oh boy. I mean, she's not wrong. I thought worse at this. The butt side, you are kidding worse at this. Which is my favorite Gary Larson cartoon. Oh yeah. And do you like, what's like a kid? It's a kid trying to push onto a butt, but it says pull.

Oh god. I get it. Why would a butt be pulled? No! What was the question? I literally forget what it is. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The side that's not plucked.

Is it as simple as that? You can go pluck yourself. Yeah, you watch right into that. But pluck myself? I don't know. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? It's not the side that's not on block. No, give us a hint Oh boy

Did you forget the answer? No, I'm trying to give you a hint that doesn't give it away Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? It's not the left side and it's not the right side Back side front side. Nope. Either of those sides, not top. Bottom, no. The pillow side. Bedside. No, not the bedside. The bedside. The bedside makes sense, but nobody sleeps on turkey feathers unless you're full of it. I'm sorry to ask the first time. Turkey bed. Turkey bed. I don't know. You guys ready? You guys give up. I give up. Yeah. All right, you lose the world. Well, you guys ready to give up i give up yeah uh... you lose the world you have to give up to give up means that you cared in the first place

okay yes that's a really interesting distinction yeah uh... the outside uh... the inside of the turkey has no feathers unless that turkey canable oh no you don't know that they're eating other turkey's a lot of things have what's it called when you're in feathers what's that it's like not Turkey, it can't a bull. Oh no. You don't know that they're eating other turkeys. A lot of things have feathers.

What's it called when you eat your own feathers? What's that? It's like not, there's no term for that. Everyone's lucky got me like an isn't it? With that. Do you know that when I have 10 turkeys, we'll suffer from ingrown feathers? What did he go to a turkey convention all day? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Yeah, how does it feel, Adel? Does it feel really bad to have your life's work baby real estate throw it back at your face? Hey, GPC

Yeah, you're not in trouble. I just need help. I'm Prinking at all and I'm setting up a website Okay, I just need some advice this podcast is sponsored by square space Okay, I just need to be advised. This podcast is sponsored by Squarespace. I'm not mad at you. We're pranking at all. Squarespace is the only website platform for entrepreneurs to stay in doubt and to see it online.

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and I want to set up a whole website to prank him. Do you have anything that like, is there like an online store that could set up on my website to sell products? Did you know that with Squarespace, you can have custom merch, you can easily sell custom merch and create passive income stream that engages your audience

and scales your brand, design your products and production and inventory and shipping are handled for you, saving you time and money. What is happening? Okay. Wait, what's going on with Adel? Oh, nothing, nothing. I'm just setting up a very normal Squarespace website,

not a prank thing, new, and he's gonna tune you. And I'm gonna use analytics, use insights to grow my business and learn where my site visits and sales are coming from. That's pretty cool. I'm gonna improve my website and build marketing strategy based on top keywords, our popular products and content on my prank website, the prank activity. Whoa, that's awesome, Aaron.

I'm glad you're using Squarespace. Did you say what the website was for? I can't remember what the website was for. Yeah, what's the website for? Prank. Squarespace. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can connect to your store to Vedent Dirt Party tools to extend the functionality of your website.

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Oh, she's back, she's back. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Can we go to grandma's house? Wait, I've been pranked. But how? I don't know. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Hey Adeline JPC, thank you for meeting me in the middle of the woods here. I am sort of at an impasse. I can't decide whether or not to go this way or this way. I'm having a hard time choosing a path. You know, there never truly is a middle of the woods. Isn't it funny to think about something like that? Like, have there never truly is a middle of the woods? No, this is the middle. Okay, this is it.

Addle, can you help? Yeah, actually, so as per Robert Frost, I don't know if you know his poems. He has a poem called Better Help. I believe this is written in the 1800s, but it still stands true today more than ever. Aaron, you should try Better Help. Have you heard of this? You seen this? Mm-hmm. Because sometimes Aaron and life were faced with tough choices

and the path forward isn't always clear. Whether you're dealing with decisions around career, relationships, being stuck in the middle of the woods, therapy helps you stay connected to what you, ow, ow, sorry, that also does so fast. Therapy helps you stay connected to what you really want while you navigate life and the woods. Hmm, and better help is entirely online, so it's designed to be convenient, flexible, and suited to your schedule. I've been using it for several years, and it suits the way that my brain works way better than traditional therapy

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Huh? Rocket Money is a personal finance app that finds and cancels your unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending, and helps you lower your bills all in one place. I've been using it for years, way before they were a sponsor, and it helps me so much, especially around tax season.

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Oh God. Oh God. What? Someone had to say it. Nightmare. I'm in order. Order in the turkey court. I'm cold. I'll take him drumsticks. I'll take him drumsticks. I'm in order order in the turkey court. I'm cold. I'll take them I'm cold him drumsticks. I decided what happens the warm up round is over now at his time For a little something that I like to call just some more riddles because that's the show the show is riddles But before we continue, let's say tell our listeners where to eat and the airports they're in right now.

Where should they go get a snack? Where should they eat in the airports right now? They're hungry right now, they're in the airport. If you're at an airport, or if you are driving on the road and you're gonna pull over to get some food, here's your best options. I will say to pull over, long john silvers is a classic.

You love long john silvers. You gotta get the chicken planks, hush puppies, and you gotta get extra little crispy, the little batter of drippings, little cracks. And a side order of hush puppies, that's what you got to do. So you already said hush puppies, so you want to get the meal, the hush puppies and a side order of hush puppies.

Yeah, unless you're an idiot. Yeah. If you're at an airport, what you want to do is you want to get out of the airport, run a car and drive around. When you get to long-distance, silver's what you're going to do is get some Hushbubbies, chicken planks, side-of-hushbubbies, extra drippings.

If you are at Oh Hare, I'm sorry. Yeah, if you are at Oh Hare, you should go to the Chili's, the Chili's too. Oh, yeah, Chili's too. If you are at Midway, and it is around Thanksgiving time, look around for me, and then eat my butt. And if you're at any other airport, go up to a bar and just order three to four bloody marries and a bunch of fish.

When you order a range of drinks, what is a bartender do with that information? I'll have three to five drinks. I do want to warn you listeners, if you do order specifically three bloody marries, she does appear. Yes. Yeah, so be be forewarned Also, if you are in the airport, I think it's over here. Frontary girl is spectacular In a hair the only choice in her hair is Chili's too. Yeah, if you're going to not the Chili's do you're making a mistake? That's what I'm saying Frontary girl's

I'm at O'Hare because I was really like feeling like I deserved it got a margarita at Chili's doing and then what? I've got a massage at the airport. it and went, you've got a massage. At the airport? Yeah, at the airport. I got a airport massage. Okay. Was it drunk? Was it sanctioned by the airport?

So a drunk okay is a sober, uh, absolutely terrible. I was margarita drunk and I got a massage. Wait, stay in a way. You get a chill, loose, loose massage. Anyways, a riddle. It's massage somewhere. It's massage at riddle. It's a riddle market. It's a riddle market.

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It's a riddle market. It's a riddle market. It's a riddle market. It's a riddle market. It's a riddle market. It's a riddle market. It's a riddle market. It's am slim and tall. Many find me desirable in appealing. They touch me And I give a false good feeling once I shine in splinter, but only once and then no more for many I am to die for Adrian Brody. What am I? It's Adrian Brody. Yeah, it's the pianist. It's pun it's the punisher not punisher predator You remember when Adrian Brody played the predator and the penis

He was in the pianist. No, he was a penis. What I'm gonna say is Punisher Adrian Brody is the Punisher is the funniest to imagine that skull Outfit trapping off of him. Oh, yeah, like he's a hanger. God. He is then he's very thin. God wire thin Wire that's why I said that riddle had so much information in my brain shutting down That's the key that's the the What's that for us trying to do? Yes, really one more time. I am slim and tall Many find me desirable and appealing they touch me and I give a false good feeling Once I shine in splendor, but only once and then no more for many I am to die for what am I wishbone?

These are not Thanksgiving. Oh, they're not. No, no. Uh, and it's the dog wishbone. Yeah. Wishbone. Come on. Wishbone. What did you do? He helped me read or something. Who cares? He's the reason why I know the plot of the count of modern. Go ahead. Go ahead and go ahead and hold on. I have to see. No, I don't see. I don't see a ZZ. I don't see a ZZ. Well, I Hold on. I have to see. That's what he's saying. That's what he's saying. I was gonna say, before we see the scene, I would be remiss if I did not mention wishbone. If you are listening, please, if you want to come on the show,

you have an open invitation, you are a very good boy. Aaron loves you and would love to have you as a guest. So if you are listening, if your master or owner is listening, please. Who's known as long dead? So wishbone, if you are listening, if you're master or owner is listening, please. No, she's gone as long dead. So wishbone, if you aren't having, well, great good chance. If you are in hell, you are probably listening to this show on repeat. Let's be honest, I don't have the time travel. Please go to hell. Wishbone time travels. Didn't you? I thought he had a read. He traveled into books. Wishbone, I love your take on time. So that's what's craft. He's a now.

He traveled into books. No, he love your take on top. So that's what's craft. He's a now he Travelled into books. No, he just would play a major character in books, but he was a dog. What's the story? Wishbone. I didn't have cable. He would be like Robin Hood and he would like talk. He'd be like Ruffa, okay, Aaron. We're gonna see a quick scene where Adel and I are your dogs And you are a very lonely person who makes her two dogs do plays for her. And so this is whatever play you choose. And we're not canoe dogs, we're regular dogs. Okay, great.

Yes. Okay puppies, what will it be today, huh? Have you been rehearsing anything? Well, I've been at work. We didn't read, waiting for a good dog. What? It boring. It's so boring. We good. Oh, what? It boring I hope are we we tried to read but it's boring

But you did you understand that good. Oh is a metaphor for God. Yeah, it's the you know, existentialism and domain You know it's It's pretty transparent. It's pretentious No one did anything at work today for my birthday and I came The butt store. Yes, I work at the butt store. I'm a manager at the butt store. I worked my way up.

It was an entry level position. And I worked my way up to manager. At the butt store, they have an entry level position. That seems wildly inappropriate to list We say entry-level position I for all these years that Rovers but giving your shit for working at the butt store. I thought he was just being a smart addict No work in the butt store to see though. I tried to tell you put on this hat put on these little hat Okay, I want to see waiting for good though. I gave you the book. You said you'd rehearse curtain up

Is he coming? I don't know are you kidding me? South I Ask you to make one book not dirty let us do a board We're dogs. We're dogs. Anything we do is gonna be doggy style. We're dogs. We're horny as hell. Let us do a porn.

Would you rather we be the ghost of dogs? Ghost of horny dogs? You can tell of two cities. You made it a porn. You have made everything. I tell the dem titties. I tell the dem titties. I tell between dem titties.

I tell a puppy tail. A puppy tail. Between dem titties. We're dogs. What dogs. Story, wishbone. Did you say butts to story? Oh my god. What would a butt story be?

Let's not go there. Does anyone have an answer for the story? I think we'd sell the meats. A candle. It's something that's shining that people care about. It only doesn't once and then never again. So candle would be good in terms of like- But only once and then no more.

A touch lane. Or one of those dryers in a bathroom. A firework. They touch me and I give those dryers in a bathroom. A firework. They touch me and I give false good feeling. Oh, an ecstasy. A tube of ecstasy. An errand. A tube of ecstasy.

An errand, it's an errand. Yeah. Yeah, unfortunately. Yeah, unfortunately. Yeah. Yeah. I'm errandin' unfortunately. I'm so glad.

I'm so glad. I'm so glad. I'm so glad. I'm so glad. I'm so glad. I'm so glad. I'm so glad. I'm so glad you're here. I'm so glad you're here. I'm so glad you're here. I'm so glad you're here. I'm so glad you're here. I'm so glad you're here. I'm so glad you're here.

I'm so glad you're here. I'm so glad you're here. I'm so glad you're here. I'm so glad you're here. I'm so glad you're here. I'm so glad you're here. I'm so glad you're here. Also, we would just say we've gotten so many tweets in the emails about how much people love when we sing No, really oh, yeah, oh, yeah people really enjoy us singing But the reason why is because our voices actually airing your voices

Happen me. I'm sure that most of it that it's yeah. You're our crew. Thank you. You guys want the answer? We want to hit it. Because we're spending our wheels. I am slim and tall. You're just rereading. I'm just re-readin' it. I'm gonna have to go through to try to find an appropriate event. Okay.

Can we ask them yes and no questions? Yes, yes. Would you find this item in a household? Not necessarily. In a rich household. This is come from the earth or is it made or made? You are closest with candle and letters has it. Letters knows the answer.

It's the first time this has ever happened that KJ and I made eye contact. KJ gave me the... It's the first time you made eye contact with our editor. I, while I said, from day one, I refused to meet your eyes because I will not give... Unless or my girlfriend's parents are refused to meet them. I will not give submission. I will not give unless or my girlfriend's parents are

refused to meet them. I will not give submission. I will not be submissive to anyone. Zippers knows it. Zippers knows it. We made eye contact. So Candles Close is firecracker close or firework? Candles close or but yeah firecrackers in the same ballpark. All right, I'm going to look at KJ. Okay. And try and read it in their eyes. So if you're listening to this podcast, look at the kitchen. Is it a match? Look at the kitchen. Close. Matchstick. It's not a matchstick. Is it a look at the KJ in your life and see if your KJ, that could be your dad. It could be an old man's grave. Maybe a table. It could be your dad, it could be an old man's grave. Maybe a table.

It could be a bunch of splinters. It could be 200 ants. What is it all? A fire. Yes, there's fires that component of this. Here's what I want. You'd like this. We're closest to matching candle, but you said it's not found in every home.

What do we found in every home home that has a jettah? God, what a bad question. What a bad question. Perfect case. No, it's long and slender. Oh, a slender man. He brings joy once and then he kills you. Yeah.

Oh, it's gonna be one of the things that people are mad that we don't know it. What's that? People are gonna be mad that we don't know. I'm certainly mad. People are screaming right now. People are listening to this at the things you have in the table. They have earpods in or whatever those are called. What do you have those? What are gonna be mad that we don't know. I'm certainly mad. People are screaming right now. People are listening to this at the Thanksgiving table. They have ear pods in or one of those are called. What do you have those?

What are their ear pods? Air pods. I'm hip and young. They have ear pods in. And they're hooting. Because they're trying to hide from their family. They're listening to this podcast, but you've done well. There are dogs in hell screaming the thing of the answer.

This is. We've bonus in heaven. Reading is important. Okay. So like a match stick like that. That's so far my favorite moment of any episode that we've done. Wishdog is in heaven. Wishdog.

Wishdog. What did I say? He's a wishdog. Here's the most important thing that's ever been said on Hey Riddle Riddle. Wishbone is in heaven reading is important. Wishdog. Wishbone is important. Wishbone is important. Wishbone is important. Wishbone is important. Wish reading is important. I want someone to put that on like a library book bag. Wish bonus in heaven.

Reading is important. Oh god. It's like the new book. It's like the new book. For every book you read, wish, wish book gets another year in hell in heaven. In hell. What's on fire that?

In a personal pan pizza. You keep it in like, matchsticks, you keep it in a pack. A wolf. Or a carton. Cigarettes. Yay. It's a cigarette, and KJ did make the universal symbol for cigarette, which is smoking a cigarette.

And you all missed it because you don't stop and pay attention. How come when you tried to, you made an action like you were smoking a cigarette and then you flipped your tongue in between it? Okay. Oh my god. I don't know what a cigarette is. I am sorry.

That's the way my dad smoked them. I gave him a glasses and six. I'm basically, I'm basically Grace Kelly. I'm so classy and I'm here somehow. I'm somehow here. You are so classy. Aaron, I watched you fart into a f- Before we started recording this channel. And you are so classy.

But I didn't do it on air. Oh, Devonair, farted to a burp. Devonair, this, oh, what a good podcast. If Debbie Reynolds did a podcast and it was called Deb on air. I love Debonair. Just, we could see that. But she passed away, right? Yeah.

Well, she's in hell with wish bug. New riddle. No, she's in heaven. She was in singing the rain. She's in heaven. No, I called him drop six. She's in hell with wish bug. She is in heaven.

New riddle. We should say very quickly, and I'm so sorry to keep interrupting. We should say that there is some sort of, like, previously mentioned, some sort of swaray going on in this building. So there may be some workers orchestral music. Oh yeah, if you're floating into our business. If you do hear some sort of soft jazz in the background, it is my dad's retirement part of your cross the hall. I told him I was in Copenhagen. So I worked at the butt

store. Yeah, my dad just read it down from the butt store. 50 years, they gave him a golden, not a watch, not a watch, a butt. Alright, butt is what I was looking for. Alright, do you riddle? Yes. Of no use to one, yet absolute bliss to two.

The small boy gets it for nothing. The young man has to lie for it. The old man has to buy it. The baby's right, the lover's privilege. The hypocrite's mask To the young girl faith to the married woman hope to the old maid charity What am I diamonds diamonds are diamonds are condoms diamonds are for condoms for condoms. This is not that word. There is no one talking about this.

There is so much going on. And for the people, grace, and for the other people, be up. And they're down. And the ladies and the gentlemen and the young boys, they're two and those the old man. Well, so that's not what I said, but that is a good, that is a good, it was very sushi and it was like, and then the woosles moved to watsits and the, and the woosles, but the bopsits. And the watsits.

From the flower, there's a painting in the painting. And the ridze is not the bobsits. Booze is not the bobsits, and the what's it? Probably flour, that's depending on the pain. You guys wanna make fun of the riddle, or answer the riddle. Make fun of it, and the mother was the boppa and the. GPC, my first question for you, is it a noun or is it like one of those intangible things? It's not intangible, no. It's not intangible.

Yes, it's the thing. So, the thing. What's that? Would you find in every household? No, I don't think so. It's not intangible, it's not like the concept of poverty. Laughter. No, no, it's not like a,

so of no use to one yet absolute bliss to two. Love. The small boy gets it for nothing. Hustler. The young man has to lie for it. The old man has to buy it. The baby's right, the lover's privilege, the hypocrite's mask. Wait, the baby's right. It's the right of a baby. Not like a right-wing

baby. Although is it getting tucked in at night? Here's what I want to see. Baby will say they're close. These are right-wing. Yeah. Baby Trump this fall in NBC. To the young girl faith, to the married woman, hope, to the old man, charity. What am I? These are all stripper names. Those are all stripper names. I don't know. Um, this is super hard.

This is very wordy. KJ knows it. KJ knows it. This is very wordy and very confusing, but I will say, well, I'm not going to give too much way yet. I want to let you struggle for a little while longer. KJ, can you pantomime? Baby of bottled milk.

Ooh, KJ thinks it's milk, it's not milk. Sorry, letters. That's why you don't have a fucking mic. You know. You know. You know. You know. You know.

Ooh, sorry. Sorry, sorry. Thanks, KJ, thanks, KJ. Go talk to him, it's different. Keep your head like that. Keep us, keep us. Oh, this corner here? Did you want on the cob or the creamed? I don't want any corn different. Keep us going. Oh, this corn right here? Did you want on the cob or the creamed?

I don't want any corn that you've creamed. Let me stir the creamed with the corn on the cob here. Oh, for you. So it's a mixture. Thank you so much. Aaron, do you want more green bean casserole? No. No.

You've eaten none of the things I've made. Yeah. Can I introduce you to some taco meat? Oh, it's a little hard. That's a little hard. It's been sitting y'all for this. And it's also a critical hit.? Oh, it's a little hard. That's a little hard. It's been sitting on the canvas. And it's also a critical hit. All right, let's see.

All right, let's see. My dish was a critical hit. That's a very funny thing to say to D and D things, things giving Aaron Keefe. You got it correct. I did? You got absolutely correct. It's a kiss.

No way. Yeah, but the, I would, my hint was about to say like the first line gives it away. Of no use to one yet absolute bliss to two. I'm, I'm not going to kiss. No way. Yeah, but my hint was about to say the first line gives it away. Of no use to one yet absolute bliss to two. I'm guys. I'm guys. I know. JPC, I told you day one, I said if Aaron ever gets a kiss on the show, I'm walking away.

So I'll be upstairs. That's, I got it. And the only kiss that I'll ever accept on this show is if I'm on a date with one of your siblings in a day for 25% of that date. Last night, I watched maybe two hours of YouTube clips of that show kissing at first sight. Have you ever heard of it? Kissing for sight? Kissing for sight?

Kissing for sight? Okay, so it's a show that my boyfriend is obsessed with because it's so cringy. And there's one clip that he loves of this guy being like, I'm going to just walk in and kiss her. And he goes up to her he loves of this guy being like, I'm gonna just walk in and kiss her. And he goes up to her and is like, can I kiss you? And she's like, yeah. And then he just goes in and then just gives her a hug and like the most awkward kiss on the cheek

and like a little pat. But we watched two hours of that. And then we watched the first episode of Mary at First Site. We went down a rabbit hole. Do you say kissing for sight? Kiss at first sight. Something like that. Rabbit Hall. Do you say kissing for site? Kiss at first site, something like that. Oh, I thought she said kissing for site.

I think she said kissing for site. I was like, this sounds like the devil's deal. No. Oh, it could be back here. It's like a little merman tape. That does sound like a riddle. It is, I recommend it. It's painful.

And then also watch the TV show Mary at First Site. It's brutal. Here's what, well, maybe this is what we'll end with unless cold ham Trump's sick had something else. I mean what we'll end with unless, in less cold ham, drumstick had something else. I mean, yeah, I wanted to take a summer song. I have one that will take us home. So before we do that, real quick, let's do a quick round.

Aaron maybe gave hers, but we can give you another chance if you like to add onto it. When you're home for Thanksgiving, I feel like you have so much free time, you're going to want something to binge. So I would recommend there's a BBC show called Bodyguard That's on Netflix six episodes and it stars Rob Stark from game It's six episodes. Oh, yeah, so my sister is great. It's real dark. It's a Whitney. It's like the Whitney Houston Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, it's not BBC. It's Kevin Kostner Whitney Houston

No, isn't it like a is it not based on that at all? No, it's I mean, it's a similar premise in terms of like it's a high powered person with a bodyguard But I thought I thought any bodyguard is gonna be with a high powered person. That's not true. I can you can buy a bodyguard How much um you honestly like you could buy one for like $200. I'll be your bodyguard next I said I'll be your bodyguard if you be in my bodyguard next. I've had bodyguards before ever in the What's that when I go to parties all the time and I take bodyguards with me. That's my thing. Seriously, I do that.

So people can't go up to me, or they'll get their fucking head beat off by bodyguard. What do you recommend JPC? Well, come up to me to parties. See what happens. When you're home for Thanksgiving, come up to JPC to party. Can I tell you something that i absolutely don't really also

watch the nanny it's it's something that i've been watching on netflix as well uh... it is uh... designated survivor with air in kefir southern and uh... it is garbage it is the biggest was at the one where i guess something blows up in the city president he has to be president and it's the biggest part of the track it's like the

the west wing of the west wing was was written by a literate children. It is so bad. And Fred and mine told me to start watching it. And now, whatever I watch, I just texted about all of the awful things that happened on the show. He's like, it gets worse, geek watch it. It's really, really bad. I got Kiel's left in two seasons.

And then I think Netflix picked up the rights to it. And they're making a third season, which is insane. I love it. So don't watch that. My real recommendation is Gravity Falls. Have you watched it? Oh, that's amazing. I love it. I had never watched it. Yeah, I never watched it. I watched it earlier this year and I watched all three seasons in like two weeks. It's brilliant. Our friend Willeid is the one who recommended it to me. It's so good. I love how we all spoke with so much passion about television shows that we're watching, way, way more than we talked about our family,

our friends, or our fans at our network at the very beginning of this podcast. I have a one last funnel to take us home. Are you ready? As a whole, I am both safe and secure, behead me and I become a place of meeting. Behead me again and I am the partner of ready. Restore me and I am become the domain of beasts.

What am I? Cookie jar. Cookie jar. Okay, this has been Hey, Apple, Apple. Restore me. There's at least two heads of God. Behead me and I become a place of meeting. Behead me again and I am the partner of ready.

It's gotta be a word. Restore me and I become the domain of beasts. It's got to be a word. Restore me and I become the domain of beasts. It's got to be a word that has that has had in it. So like head quarters. So you're correct that it's a word, but it doesn't have had in it. It doesn't. Could you read it again now? I know that. As a whole, I am both safe and secure. Behead me and I become a place of meeting. Behead me again and I am the partner of ready. Restore me and I become the domain of beasts. What am I? To may have beces as you. We know that. Yes. We want to zoo.

So if it's behead me, it's like cutting off the first couple of letters. First. Or the first word. And it becomes what comes with safe. So it's like I'm the partner to safe or ready. The partner to ready, right? Was that what it was? Partner of ready. I'm the partner of ready. Uber, like I'm ready to go. Partner of ready.

Ready. I'm ready to go. Call an Uber. Is that where you were going? That's good stuff. Pretty. Partner of ready. Coffee's good casting too, do you see things?

I'm well, okay, yeah. You could have pointed dumb shit that you said. No, I have broke brain. It'sVZ. I'm okay, yes. You could have pointed dumb shit that you said. No, I can't. I have broke brain. It's a military. I don't know. While we're trying to think about this, I want to see one final scene.

Aaron, I'd like you to play Baby Real Estate Agent June showers. June showers. Baby Real Estate Agent June showers. JPC, I'd like you to play someone who's trying to get a new home great And June showers is baby real estate agent is showing you around and I think some of the feedback we've had for the show is people love it when we play dogs and babies So let's keep this going Okay, call this way, please Okay, do you mind if I walk?

Do I have to call this way please? Sorry, I'm a little way my two o'clock went long. It's okay, I was you two o'clock a nap. I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. You're a baby, you're selling me this house, a nightmare. So you are a single guy, right? Why are you looking to expand your life? I'm unmarried.

Yeah, you're looking to expand your life, you're looking to meet someone. To an extent that's why I'm looking for a three bedroom, yes. Okay, hold on, I just discovered my feet. Okay. Okay. What is this? Well, those are your feet. Oh wow!

Okay. I feel I'm getting such mixed messages from you. Oh, okay. Because I really want to trust your real estate. I mean, your, your hand. Wait, your hand, your hand, I just see your hand. Where'd you go? I don't have object permanence.

Where'd you go? Okay, I'm sorry, I was waving my hands when I had this counter, it's me, that's all you. Okay, okay, I don't know why I chose to do that. Who? Okay. Look, June, may I call you June? Okay, are Miss Showers?

Okay, Miss Showers, it is. I really want this place, and I think that this is gonna be the perfect place for me to start a family, start a life. I also acknowledge that you're an infant baby. I also acknowledge that you're a infant baby. I also acknowledge that you're one of the best real estate agents, realtors in the country. Yeah, I've taken I personally before I sell any house,

I go in, I take a bath in the sink. Okay. And this has a good sink for that? A great sink for baby baths. Hold on. You two are jingling. That's so funny. I'm saying.

I just realized that for babies, every space is a crawl space. OK. Um. I don't know the answer to this riddle. Can you give us a hint? Yes, I can give you a hint. So I'm going to change a word. And so if restore me, I become the domain of beasts.

I'll say restore me. I become the domain of horses. Stable. restore me. I become the domain of horses. Stable. Yes. Is it just able? Ready and able. Oh boy. It had me and I become a place of meeting table.

Table. He had me again. I become a great. Oh, there is a table here. Interesting. Way to try to gaslight me and the listeners by saying there was no table in the room at the beginning of the episode. She found the table.

Oh wow. I thought we had hidden it so well. I think he said her foam is in hell. Aaron. Yes. Will you pass me Marwiski? Yes. There we go.

Now we're talking Thanksgiving. Now we're talking turkey. And I hope that you guys have had fun on talking turkeys today. Hey, gobble gobble. We can't wait to do this again next year. Am I this? I mean the podcast. we're gonna get a one-year break The podcast obviously it's needed. It's it's much much needed good bearings Addle would you like to plug anything? Yes, so you can follow me at Adderify on Twitter

You can also check out hello from the magic tavern and siblings peculaire to podcast. I do Please check out our social media presence with Hey Riddle Riddle. We are on Twitter at HR, our podcast. We are on, is that right? Hey HR, our podcast. Nope, no Twitter is at here. Hey Riddle Riddle.

Take that email. Yeah. You can, this is, can you just say, take it, or toss it to me. Oh, you wanna do your whole plugs again? That's a big waste of time Addle do you have anything to plug? Yes, you can check out the podcast hello from the magic tavern as well as siblings Peculary you can follow me at Adlerify on Twitter You can also check out hey ridder riddle social media presence with Twitter at hey ridder riddle

You can email us at HRR HRR podcast at gmo.com. We have an Instagram page, we have a Facebook page, we have a live show coming up. Oh yeah. December 3rd, Monday, December 3rd at 8 p.m. So that would be this week. That's this week? No.

No. Yeah, the fucking he writes that. No, he earns, right? That's this week. So it's this Monday, December 3rd. It's a Monday 8 p.m. at I.O. Chicago. That's in Chicago, I.O. theater theater it's at 1501 North Kingsbury by now the link for tickets should be up so please come please dress up as your favorite

hey riddle riddle host or character bring some paper for Aaron to eat and a pen right you'll drink the pen and bring a truck for JPC to sleep in the back of bring your dogs if they're good boys yes no don't bring dogs why I honestly I don't want to say I want I honestly, it's I.O. It's trying to make as many dogs as you want. And we have a T-Pub bookstore too, right, Adel? I what a T public store. We have a T public store.

So go to T public, search Hey Riddle Riddle, buy some sweet, sweet merch. Hopefully we have some more merch up by now, but who knows, but at least get some T-shirts or stickers or something. It's obvious that we're not recording this on actual Thanksgiving, so we're most likely all in jail. It's J 14, right now.

Aaron, you have anything to plug? Sure. My sketch out is this Saturday in the following Saturday, December, second, third, it's a Saturday. Look it up. Hopefully it's not December 3rd. December, December 1st.

Okay, it's December 1st. Third is our live of Briar and Gertian. Oh, I have a thing that day. Okay, so my- But I'm Third is our live of Briar. Oh, I have a thing that day. Okay, so, um, my- But I'm married on the third of December. I'm also got a heart-trance butt-skid on December 3rd. My sketch show, Emerald County Bank and Trust, will be these next two Saturdays at 7.30.

If you want to message me on Twitter, not on Instagram, because people were messaging me on Instagram a lot, asking me, a lot of guys were messaging me on Instagram a lot asking me a lot of Guys were messaging me asking me about my UTIs. So I stopped opening So we don't know that was anything to fair yes Okay, but message me on Twitter and I'll give you a discount code and also if you come to the show Please say hi to me after don't just leave Also, I want to say hi to my cousins,

because I can't go home for Thanksgiving this year. A lot of them listen. I think my cousin Tom and his wife Georgia listen. I want to say hi and then I miss them. I love them. It's me, it's me, it's me. I love you all so much. Oh, I'm a fucking bitch.

Fucking fucking bitch. I'm glad we don't see you. And baby, I'm gonna call her baby, but she's fine. And you can follow me at at JP so fly. If you want to see pictures of spaghetti, you can follow me on Instagram at Shark Barkman. Please do not message me about your UTI. If you do have a UTI, I hope that clears up for you. I also want to give a shout out to some of the people that have hashtagged a little wear

on Twitter and Instagram maybe, maybe people have said about that. Yeah, actually, so these are people who bought HeyRiddleRiddle merch. They posted a picture of themselves wearing it possibly or with cats on top of it or just it unpackaged and use the hashtag WhittleWare, which you can do as well. So thank you to At Doctor Bostrom. Thank you, Susie. At Quentin Pograts. Thank you, Kevin. At Scenet Butter. Scenet underscore butter. That's fun. Thank you, Kevin. At C-N-It Butter, C-N-It underscore butter, that's fun.

Thank you, Kevin. At Jason underscore Gavril, thank you so much, Susie. At Slytherjam, thank you Susie, I believe. At Mascarl, thank you, Kevin. At of Hauntings, thank you again, Kevin. And at... I hope this is jenna may it's jen jen i m a e

i think it's a anime jenna may i think that's great uh... thank you so much kevin and i took complete guess that everyone's gender and kevin and suziar genderless terms also all the young all the young hip-kids uh... always say at before twitter and all right okay yeah I'm sorry. It's hashtag. I want people to find them. I want people to find them and destroy them.

So yeah, those are everyone's Twitter handles. Those are people that bought our merch. If you want our merch for free, hunt them down. No, no, no, no, no. We don't want to hunt them down. We want them to live. But yeah, please tweet us a hashtag wouldowware and we'll probably shout out more people

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