Hey Riddle Riddle - #184: Johnny Scramblers & The Heartbreak Pumpkins

Episode Date: January 26, 2022

We hope you need a name for your band-because we’ve got plenty! We have some listener submitted riddles this week-And a desire to kill some time before we read them. This episode also has time travel, a snake biting off more than it can chew, and a very dignified conversation between a hound and a fox. Pull! Happy Wednesday!  Starring: Adal Rifai John Patrick Coan Erin Keif Editing by:  Casey Toney Theme by:  Arne Parrott Logo by:  Emily Kardamis & Emmaline Morris Want more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon! Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & prints Want to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a head gum podcast. I needed to be recording before I showed this, but my favorite Italian scandal of, I think this is a little old at this point, was there was Italian doctors who people were trying to get Italian doctors, they were bribing them to give them fake COVID vaccines and then give them the paperwork. And Italian doctors were accepting the bribes and then giving people the real COVID vaccine. Holy shit. So they were just, they were just, they were taking the bribes and they were still giving the

COVID. That's amazing. I love that. Never mind. Humanity can stay. I don't want to start a rich. And the award for most riddles solved on a podcast goes to please me please me please me please Adlerify and JPC but it's Oh, I know it's high.

Hey, um, this is awkward. We're the only two nominated. Do you accept the award? What, yeah, uh, why don't you accept the word for us, please? Transing. Yes, sorry, can't you accept the word for us, please? Yes, sorry, can you just accept the word for us, please? Yeah, there's a guy eyeing my seat And I feel like if I get up he's thinking it please Who do you want me to Adler by JPC were unable to come up to the stage tonight?

Well, what was sorry? It wasn't that we were unable to it so we didn't want to Okay, we're here. Sorry. Hi everyone. We're here. We're here Come on man. Why don't you go up there? How do the stage? No fuck you? You're gonna take my seat I know you even look at my seat all night. Hey come on So I guess I want to think they're families and friends and Family yeah, we can we can thank a couple of uncles on my mom's side and that's it JBC would like to thank a couple of uncles on his mom's side. We can we don't have to okay And I feel like if you're not gonna come up here can't be too picky or choosy. I like to thank the Academy of Riddles

Who lost him? I'm gonna think okay? All the fun Oh, yeah, they would like That's all the fun. All the fun. Oh, yeah. Uh, they would like to thank all the friends that never were sorry. But it's not a couple of don't say it in a way that you're second guessing it. Chandler. Oh, yeah. Um, Chandler Joey.

Sorry, Joey. Joey. Joey. Joey. And I think they would like to thank their partners. Um, uh, who have. Well, we're in the name of the end. And crime, JVC and Adel. What? And I think they would like to think their partners Who have well In crime jbc and that'll what Gemma Maria if you're listening

They are thankful that you stood by your partners who did a riddle podcast for years They thank you. She said partners and she mentioned my bosses name Seems weird Said partners. Oh, can we oh is it to late the music playing is it too late to think? We're reading connect award. What was the other host? And the award for most ancient woman on a podcast goes to That one from how did this get made probably wait on a podcast that woman from how did this get made June Daniel

Come on That woman I don't want to come up to the stage Woman from How Did This Get Made? June Diana Riffiel. Come on I don't want to come up to the stage. There's a guy who's been eyeing my seat I want to come up. Yeah, come on. Just go over to the stage. Who's gonna take this chance? I know you've been eyeing my seat as well. I didn't get a seat Get it give me a seat. Just everyone knows that is a seat filler if you leave He will fill your seat with like a Bavarian cream So when you sit down, it'll be so gross Can you sing Joey for me?

Hold on, I'll get up there. It seems like she wants to think Joey. Wait, if you're going up, I want to go up. I thought we weren't going up. I've excepting her award. Oh, can I co-accept? Yeah, absolutely. Okay. Everything is... Yeah, got me. Oh, no! It got both of our seats. It's got one leg at each seat. Hi Academy, I am of course Adore Fine. I'm JPC and I'm still in my seat. And I'm Joey. My name is Russ.

Hi guys. We are a podcast about award shows. If you're wondering why the show is so bad already, it's because we're recording in the morning. Coding in the morning. It's almost 1 p.m. Not for me. I woke up at, I wanna say like 11.45 noon, and there's already a text from Aaron at like 8.45 a.m.

that said I'm ready to record early if we want to. I couldn't sleep because I was anxious. Oh, did you have an anxiety dream? Oh yeah, I've been having anxiety dreams all week. Thank you for asking. Details. One where I was really high up in a tree and I fell out. Oh yeah. And I knew when I fell to the ground all my bones had broken and I couldn't even scream out for help

That's interesting JPC and I just took last night we took a course at a community college That's dream interpretation. Do you want to tell you what that means? I love See you take a crack at it. You said you fell out of a tree and you said all your bones were broken Yeah, but just so you know I want you to take a crack at it because I'm trying to get most patient woman on a podcast award two years in a row. So that's okay. Of course. So, uh, it's a kind of fucked up that her award was for on a podcast and ours was specifically a riddle podcast. Like the categories were pretty wildly, you know, incongru

it. I don't know if it's going to make you feel better, but that was a fake bit for our show. I still get a trophy though, right? Yeah, of course. I just send JVZ atrophy every month, or he doesn't feel validated. Or I don't feel up to doing the podcast. If I don't have my trophy. I send him like a kicker's soccer trophies,

just like trophies for children. Adal, what did my dream mean? Well, yeah, let's think about this. Okay, let's think about it. So what it means, so first let's say I said the fact that you were in a tree and you fell out. So typically that means that you are afraid of heights and that you're afraid of heights because when you go up high or afraid you're going to fall down low. And I think I also have something to do with the fact that you are tall. And

so it's kind of what it is is it's a desire to be shorter. Like you, I think a comfortable height for you, Aaron, is like five, four, five, five. You want me to be smaller? No, Aaron, you dreams what you to be smaller. Yeah, oh yeah. You dreams what you to be smaller. And then the fact that all your bones were broken means that you are concerned about be friending

the guy who played bones on Star Trek and then breaking his heart. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Okay. No, not the, not the new Star Trek,. Not, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh name of a famous country singer which is Keith Urban, but it's not Keith Urban. Oh Carl Urban. Carl Urban.

They're not related. He's on the boys. Aaron, you also said in your dream that you couldn't scream even though you tried. And as we all know, what's something, a scream that you can't do is a whisper, which, the most famous whisper, Zoom Zoom, which is, I believe, a Mazda commercial. You got the most famous whisper. Zoom zoom. Which is, I believe, a monster. Is that the most famous whisper? Yes. Well, there's also, well, there's careless in Zoom zoom.

And there's Zoom zoom wins by a hair. By a hair slide. Which by the way, I went all the time, wanted my buddy back because I had too good of a time. Are you sure it's not? Maybe she's bored with it. Maybe. It's Zoom zoom.

Which makes me think that you want a monster. Now, but you. It's time for every, it's to a monster now, but you every tagline is spurt I wanna be a toyser as kid but a but a but a I'm love it when you're in your family a panic scream

yeah so I'm before I'm on the job I assume I'm being taken hostage I don't have much time what do I hear your family? he's at an all-fgarden quick I'm being taken hostage. I don't have much time. What are you doing? He's at an Olive Garden quick. We got a location. I've got a lot of monsters.

I want a monster. A monster for someone who's 5'4 basically is that whole dream. Oh, I love it. Can I tell you guys something funny that I saw that made me... Yeah. So it was very funny. Can I tell you guys something funny that I saw that made me yeah So it was very funny. I went to a concert It was super cove it's a luckily, but it's like the only time I've gone out in the last month But you don't have to worry about it, right? You're not so you can't get obacron twice. Yeah, that's true But I still don't want you know sure sure. Yeah

But I went to a Sammy Ray concert She's coming to a sitting here. Oh, I'm a little man, he did a dance for you. I was gonna say to your brother in law, I was just gonna say to your brother in law as well. So she's my favorite singer. She, easily, the most incredible vocalist

have ever seen live. For poor Justin Amaline. She has some questions. Tell her I love her as much as my mom. What else does she need from me? But Sammy Ray is on tour with Joe Hartler and the Rainbow Seekers, which is another band I absolutely love and have for like five years. So go see that tour. I think they're still tickets. It's gonna be in a city near you. It's unmissable. It's truly one of the best concerts ever. Alright, let me write that down. Johnny's Grablers and the heartbreak pumpkins. There you go. Um, anyways, it was perfect and, uh, but at the end of the concert, uh, a guy during one of the songs,

with help from the band, proposed to his girlfriend. Wow. Uh, great. I love that. Uh, at every concert I go to, I feel like that's happening. I love that people are doing that. So when you say help from the band, did he ask the band to buy the rings, and say probably have more money than it? Totally. He also asked them to be a good boyfriend to her for years. So he asks, and everyone's like cheering, and Sammy Ray goes to him. She is actually saying, what did she say?

And then he goes, thank you. Because he thought she said, what do you say? Like, he's a child. What did I say? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What did you say? That's amazing. And he went, thank you.

And she was like, no, what did she say? And he went, oh, yes. And I was like, no, what did she say? And he went, oh, yes. And I was like, I need a timeout for men. That's fun out. Thank you. What did you say? I also know we breached right past it, but Johnny Scrambleers and the Heartbreak Pumpkins

would be a good name for the episode, I think. So just like. Johnny Scrambleers and the Heartbreak Pumpkins. I just want to put it into the public consideration. That's all. Um, I I got it. You've said it so many times I'm having a hard time remembering the name of the band that I've loved for you. Jack O' Lantern in the phanta lanterns. Oh no. Can you do a couple more? That's not it. What is Jimmy Cramlin and the Miss Duke barbers. Uh-huh, Joey Klystale and the Drysden Hairblowers. Mm-hmm.

Can you imagine proposing to someone and they just look at you and go, Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, I guess J.B.C. you can imagine. Well, I, for my proposal, I stunned Mariah so much that she was like completely, I was like, comatose. Like, she couldn't, she couldn't really figure out what was going on. She truly had like this day's look at her eyes.

She's dead asleep. And could I just say great, now I'm fucking hungry. Now all I want in the world is Coma Toast. Coma Toast. It's Toast through an IV. It's like French Toast. It's like French Toast, but you put it on a bicycle. I'm canceling us.

Toss it down in a, reveal. No, it's five years old. She sees a COVID Toast without. Oh my God. Anyways, check out Sammy Ray and Joe Hurtler and the Rainbow Seekers coming to us. Wow. I remember that you did remember.

Their song, Old Love is my favorite song. I don't know if people are interested in music at all. And this is into a podcast right now, probably. How is your weeks? Hold on, I want to guess the lyrics to old love is it like my heart has arthritis for your touch I love that right that down. That's beautiful is old love like Macklemore same love except for elderly people Because I would love that Because Macklemore's Macklemore same love is like I'm not gay, but I do like gay people.

And old love would be great if it was like some 22 year old being like two people who are 60, kissin' it, fuck it. Not for me, but for them it's something. Yeah. Touch your bare face. No way, you'll ever stop loving. So. What's going on everybody? Not is, what's going on everybody?

Not much, what's going on with you? Just spinning the wheels before riddles come crashing down on us. Forget it, fine, I'll do fucking panels. Oh my god. Fucking fuck you guys. It's also, and I feel ashamed to say this, Aaron, but it's been two days since we last talked and I've nothing interesting has happened to be in those two days.

I don't believe it. It's been. I truly, I have, I've just been doing a lot of like, like tasks and like, errands and cleaning and shit like that. So it's like, truly nothing, nothing happened. I've just been really burning the clock. Like letting it get burning the clock That's a phrase burning the midnight clock

That's not really the thing. Do you want me to send a man to your house? I can hire a man and he'll fight When you least expect it first of all I'm gonna attack you Yeah, I mean a pink Panther bit you do not need to hire a man to come and attack me I could get a man to attack me pretty much anytime I walk with just my words at personal. Okay. Yeah, I can initiate the fuck out of it. I'm just my words in personality. Yeah. That's fantastic. Aaron, I had nothing I've spoke to you two days ago, so I have no update except for just a fun little thing that I thought of just a moment ago, which is if your name is Ben, every time you

arrive somewhere you have to, I think your new catchphrase should be here. It's Ben. I think you you're gonna make it so your friends start saying that okay here it's been if your friends are like fans of old movies you could arrive and say bin her um bin her I guess the episode's only fun if your name's bin we should do that every episode we should pick a name and do something fun for a person with that name. Oh, fun. Okay. Next week, we're gonna tell people named Julie,

what kind of hat to wear. So listen up. So listen up. So listen up. Listen up old lizards. If your name's Julie or if you know a Julie, have them listen future lizards, thank you. I couldn't remember what we call people.

Listen up future lizards. If you know I couldn't remember what we call people. Listen up future lizards. If you know Julie, or you have been known to Julie, or your name is Julie, make sure they listen next week because that's the big hat reveal for Julie. Julie, Julie. Nope, don't burn it. It's a burn it. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh. What was I gonna say? You were gonna tell us some riddles, yeah. Yeah, but there was something before that. We're gonna say another name. No. You're gonna say another name? Did you have a run for Ben?

Because you didn't quite do one for Ben yet. Were you gonna tell us the way to your heart? Man, it's gone. Maybe it was a funny joke. Maybe it was just a comment. I don't know. We'll never know. Oh, I was gonna say to Adel,

I ordered a suit for your wedding. I finally ordered it. If it's gonna be great. I'm gonna look really cool. I'm one of the groomsmen, and I'm gonna match you guys. I know that you're trying to coordinate without me, but I'm gonna match you. I do actually have an interesting life update that I did think about.

The other day, I went to Taco Bell and I saw that they had ice coffee on the menu. And I said, I gotta know what this is about. So I was like, oh, the ice coffee as well. Was it nacho cheese with ice in it? First of all, they did ask me if I wanted like cream and sugar. I said, nope, black.

And they gave me the coffee and as soon as I touched it, as soon as they handed it to me in the car, I said, oh, this was hot coffee that they put ice in. Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you. And by the time I got home, which is like four minutes, all the ice is completely melted. And I was like, this is so funny,

because the picture of ice coffee that they have on their menu is just like, you know, a cup of ice coffee, but what they have is hot coffee that they put ice in. I laughed so hard. That's amazing. I'm picturing an employee taking a 20 ounce piping hot coffee and putting it in the soda machine ice maker.

First, the ice shoots down that little hole at 90 miles per hour and just pops hot coffee everywhere. I truly didn't know what to expect, but it's like going to a burger can and being like, oh, they have waffle pizza here. Should we try that? It's gonna be bad, it's King and being like, oh, they have waffle pizza here. Should we try that? It's gonna be bad. It's Burger King. Don't try it. It's like a burger king.

Yeah, it's a taco bag. Oh, rice coffee. This is for a wedding and who would have thought it's riddles. Oh, God. It was a joke just for me. It was the hot coffee with ice in it. I God, it was a joke just for me. It was the hot coffee with ice in it. They was just a joke just for me. I remember the concept I was gonna do for you for the show, for the show when we started recording.

What is it? Oh, well we did. You were hands in front of your mouth. Yeah. Was it a hands in front of your mouth? No, I'm gonna try to do 50 riddles. Aaron, we can't see you with your hands in front of your eyes. 50 riddles. So let's get these 50 riddles underway. Did we try to do 100 riddles Aaron, we can't see you with your hands in front of your eyes 50 riddles so let's get 50 riddles underway

We try to do a hundred riddles one time for a hundred thousand Submitted riddles these are from Isaac he him He wanted us to give a shout out to his brother Timmy, which is the most brother name I've ever heard in my life Yeah, that's a present. I'm sure the master pay riddle riddle fan. I know would mean a lot to him I Timmy your brother loves you a lot. in my life. Yeah, that's a brother. He's a massive, Hey Riddle, Riddle fan, I know, would mean a lot to him. I Timmy, your brother loves you a lot. Wait, wait, so is Isaac not a fan? I guess not.

I think Isaac. Huh. Hmm. Kind of sucks to hear. I'm fixing Isaac. I hope this motherfucker gets hit in the head with an apple. Hey, Isaac, here's an idea. Listen to the show.

I think you'll have something to talk to fucking Timmy about. Because I know you got nothing to talk to about. You're just emailing random strangers being like, can you help me connect with my brother? That's your job, Isaac. Do the work. Talk to him, Isaac. Talk to Timmy. He probably wants to hear from you.

When was the last time you said I love him? To your anyone? I've never said, oh wait, to anyone. To Timmy? I love him. Yeah. And then are you saying, are you telling Timmy? You love him to him? When was the last time you told a person named Timmy that you love him? Yeah. And then are you saying, are you telling Timmy, you love him to him?

When was the last time you told a person named Timmy that you love them? I think they never. I don't think I've ever loved to Timmy, I'll be honest. I don't think so either. I do now. I love Tim Lions, but he's, I don't think he's ever done by Timmy. He's gonna go by Timmy.

No. I've known a couple Timmy. My friend Joe Morgan from grade school, his little brother's name was Timmy, and I gotta say, probably a fine guy, but I didn't love him. I was curious where that story was going, because you're like, I've known it, Timmy. My friend Joe Morgan in high school,

I was like, what turn could this possibly make? Wait, by the way, that was a brother. So Timmy named her brother? Perfect, perfect. It works. This is gonna be one of those episodes that people message me about how annoying it is that we don't do riddles And I'm really sorry except I'm not cuz you're the riddles. I'm just glad that they keep sending those messages to you

If I ever read one of them, it's over for you. Well, they know that you're not gonna read them and they know that I will Here are some celebrity puns Wordplay, I don't know. Let's just call them brain teasers That's what he says. Do you have to guess? I'm already just know, let's just call them brain teasers. That's what he says. Do you have to guess them or are you just telling us them? Here are some celebrity brain teasers I wrote for the show. They are bad and I hope you use them anyway. All right, I'm going to do this first one and if you get it great and if not, we'll

just pretend this is the example one. Perfect. Okay. Dumbass bovine making rocket chips. Elon Tusk. E-D Elon Tusk. E-Dum Tusk. So is it,

were you just supposed to say Elon Musk or are we supposed to say like the rhyme? The animal that's added to his name. E-Bortax. Is it musk ox? Hell yeah. Great, you got it. Oh, now musk ox, that's extinct, right?

Is the answer Elon Musk ox or just musk ox? Musk ox. Elon Musk ox. Don just Musk OX? Musk OX. Elon Musk OX. Don't do this. Don't do this. Elon Musk OX. OX, gosh, I forgot it. Sure, it's not like egress.

Musk OX. It's not two animals. A Musk OX is a bovine? Is a pig? A pig? A bovine cow. That's slime. Yeah.

This is the Joe Rogan podcast when he thought hamburgers were made of pork because the day of his hand is in the name. Canine who robbed a Las Vegas casino. Canine who oceans, oceans are a good boy, oceans. It's got to be an actor. It's got to be an actor. George. Well, there were so many actors that robbed that casino.

Right. Oh, we were talking to Dunch. Oh be an actor. George. Well, there were so many actors that robbed that casino. Right. We were talking to Cleaning. Don't cheat. Oh, Brad Pittball. Yeah, Brad Pittball. Do you want these to be easy? I'm sorry.

You wanted these to be super obvious and even to be funny. Omnivore who challenged the devil. Aaron, if I wanted life to be easy, I would have been born white in America. Wait a minute. Uh-oh. Very Omnivore who challenged the devil. Charlie Daniels, no,

devil one times George is looking for a still steal. Well, it's like I was saying Johnny, Johnny's fired up his arrest. It's not, it's another person who's a song about that. Okay. People got to stop challenging the devil. You know that, what he wants. Who challenged the devil?

Also, well, them and their bandmate challenged the devil. Charlie Daniels. No. Was it that blue starly cocker spanned Danis? A furry omnivore who taught kids about rock and roll. Uh, Barney, it told us about rock and roll. I love you. Charlie, I love me. Two taught kids about in the mosh pit practice, safety, safety first, safety first no blades who's an actor who has a movie about teaching kids oh Jack black kangaroo jack black no very omnivore jack black bear very very

roady cool on kangaroos kangaroos right? They are furry. Can you milk me? I want to say a scene. Aaron, you are some sort of animal. JPC, you are some sort of animal. And Aaron, you are the animal in the force that people go to for guitar lessons. Wait, we're both animals. You're both fourth creatures.

Okay. Aaron is the teacher. JPC, you're probably a little younger and Aaron are teaching guitar lessons both animals. You're both fourth creatures. Okay. Aaron is the teacher. JPC, you're probably a little younger and Aaron are teaching guitar lessons to animals. I know you're thinking how is a snake gonna teach me guitar. Oh, I was actually thinking how's a deer gonna play guitar But I mean, I guess we're kind of at the same wavelength. Yeah, I'm gonna indicate to you what to do with my eyes Because that's the best I can do. I'm gonna indicate to you what to do with my eyes because that's the best I can do. I'm also definitely gonna eat you.

Never ate anything as big as you and were to try it out. Try to swallow you in one little bite. I wish you the best of luck. I am a deer. There's, I'll be honest. There's no way you eat me. Tip or tail, where do you want me to start?

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It's real tight. I can get out at any time, just if you know, doctor. Who said that? I'm not being digested see he's excited Disgusting Okay, I love it. It's just it's a deer inside a snake and they both fight crime It's a deer inside a snake and they both fight crap Sexual implications in that scene absolutely disgusting get your minds out of the gutter okay road is who sued disney over streaming um scarlet joe handsrat uh what no who wait they soon sued disney right yeah you got the right celebrity yeah scarlet mouse scarlet

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I mean, hey, real quick Thank you so much for sending these But also, what are we doing here? Hey, you know what? Can't be any worse than that asshole That wrote those Ryan Reynolds riddles for us that one time, so I'm, yeah, everybody gets a pass. Hey, everybody, Scarlett Johanipster, why not?

Amphibious ASMR painter. Bob? Aqua Bob? Bob Ross. Bob Ross. Oh, you kinda got it. Toad Bob Ross. Is it frog Ross? Uh huh. Ooh, frog got it. Toad Bob is a frog Ross. Oh

frog Ross. Ross frog. I fucking guess. Well, I don't feel like fun anymore. I'm sorry. You have to admit both of those words have one oh with them. I just think they're a band that is past their prime. Jack Antoff went solo. I love fun. Okay. Napoleon Dynamite's pet has been nominated for six Grammys This one's hard. Oh Napoleon Dynamite's pet. He had a goat right? No, look at go's it's something equally as weird. You're in the same Alama, Alama. Mm-hmm. And what was the second part of the riddle has one six? Grammys so it's any of a singer. I mean I'm in Isaac's head. I'm in Isaac's head. You ready for the saddle?

Lama Hold on hold on hold on it's a llama's in the poppers I was leaves are brown and we're eating them. I was gonna see eating them. Lama cast. I was gonna say llama ed Sheeran Ed Ed Wool Sheeran. Ed, Ed, uh, wool Sheeran. All right, it's Lama. It's eight, six Grammys? Lama Taylor.

Oh, we look for a band or what? A woman. Beyoncé. Beyoncé, no. Her first name sounds. Madonna. Madonna, Madonna. Madonna.

Madonna. No, it's her first name. It begins with L. Lama Del Rey. Yep. Lama Del Rey. Lama Del Rey. Lama Del Rey is good. I would like to see you sing.

Isaac, we're back on track. Adel, you are like a record producer and a GBC, you're a Lama and you're at the microphone and you guys are discussing your new album. Okay, we're going inside the studio. Now, when you do this next song, I want you to really pour your your This is embarrassing how many hearts do you have?

Technically I could answer that question the lime is just gonna sing but I'm I'm a handler. I'm Mickey Lama's have what yeah, where they have one heart, okay? So put all your heart into it and I want you to just really bleed, bleed from the bottom of your heart. Here we go. Okay, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I was listening. I have to translate for the llama. He, he, he doesn't speak English obviously. That's why I'm here. I'm Mickey. You got my email. All right, give me one. I got the email, but it was pure gibberish. Did I write it in lava? Oh Mickey, I'm so used to take it and it goes regurgitated in the lava.

Sometimes I think in lava. My wife woke me up the other day. I was dreaming in lava. Are you doing stand up? I'm sorry? You grabbed a microphone, you pulled the cord and you started to face back and forth while saying my wife woke me up the other night.

Well, you're in another room, you're in a sound room. So I was just trying to make sure that you could hear me. Anyway, I'll get this back over to the lava. We're good. I think I remember, I think I remember the gist of what you were saying. I'll get this back over to the lava. We'll be good to go.

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from Kim Trails over the Country Club. I guess I could have done summertime sadness. Yeah, I'm a singer hits. Born to run, but probably not born in the USA. Bruce Springsteen, just no pun. Bruce Springsteen. Moose, moose springsteen. No, think of another thing that rhymes with that.

What's the animal hand? It's a word of a bird. It's a sort of bird. A bird that's born to run. Ostrich, Ostrich. Does it rhyme with moose? Yeah, it actually can sometimes fly. A goose.

Yep. A goose brings in. Okay, goose and moose. Bottom feeding drummer with no brain or blood. A... Jon... Bon fish. Yeah, drummer.

I knew Jon Bonum. Keith Moonfish. Most... One of the most famous drummers for sure make one John bottom not not I'm not Keith moon Wait is it really what yeah, it's a ringo. Yeah, he's not one of the most famous Yes, are you kidding? Yeah, he's the best drummer on the beetle If people didn't name he's actually a pretty good drummer if people had to, if people had to, if people had to call, if people had to name, he's actually a pretty good drummer.

If people had to name, I don't think so. Drummer, you don't think Ringo would be in every single person's list. You guys couldn't think of more than two. And then you thought of Ringo. I would think of Pete Best before I thought of Ringo. I should make one and you didn't respond to me.

Well, I can't hear you when I'm not listening to you. I have to teach her. We got John Bonham, we got the guy from Death Leopard who's only got one art. We don't remember his name. Adel? No, I don't remember. I want to say sugar Sullivan. Oh, what about Whiplash?

Okay, here, let's, let's, let's, we're going to name all the drummers we can. Whiplash, John Bonham, Keith Moon, Rolling Stones drummer, I said Charlie Watts, but is that right? I don't think so. Okay. It might be be I know Pete best I make my list Pete best That's five we win Neal Perth no, what's that guy's name? Perth plus Perth plus

Carter for Ben Halein Carter bro for is my favorite. Why would I know man? Why would I know these people? I don't know these fucking people. I know these fucking drummers I don't know drummers. Have you guys ever done an edible and watched Carter both for play drums on YouTube? Because that is a good evening. What that's what my plan is tonight now? Will you send me a link please? Yeah, he's Dave Matthews drummer and he is Like I'm never seen. No, you got you have to Will you send me a link please? Yeah, he's Dave Matthews drummer and he is I like they're in their mind. I've never seen no you got you have to Don't let that stop you he's a

You have to watch him Sometimes he won't play Dave Matthew songs and that's when he really stores. Hey Aaron I've been tricked into watching Dave Matthews a thousand times in my life This is one of the least convincing Dave Matthews tricks of it If I can convince you to watch a Dave Matthews video if I can trick you then you have to do my laundry for a month. Okay, but here's my qualifier. The only Dave Matthews video that I will watch is the video of him dumping shit. What about him singing with Rover on Sesame Street? Would you watch that? Everybody sings with that ho. Oh speaking of animal, last-dramar animal. Oh animal, yeah, that's a drummer.

Ringo Starfish, we're gonna go on a break and we're gonna be back with more of the celebrity animal puns. Maybe. Talk to you brother Isaac. Hey GPC. Uh, uh, yeah. You're not in trouble. I just need help.

I'm, um, pranking at all. And I'm setting up a website to prank him. Okay. I just need some advice. This podcast is sponsored by Squarespace. I'm not, I'm not mad at you. We're pranking at all. Squarespace is the in one website platform

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That's pretty cool. I'm going to improve my website and build marketing strategy based on top keywords, our popular products and content on my prank website to prank the tool. Whoa, that's awesome, Aaron. I'm glad you're using Squarespace. Did you say what the website was for? I can't remember what the website was for. The website website for. Prank.

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But how? I don't know. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Hey Adel and JPC, thank you for meeting me in the middle of the woods here. I am sort of at an empath. I can't decide whether or not to go this way or this way. I'm having a hard time choosing a path. You know, there never truly is a middle of the woods.

Isn't it funny to think about something like that they're never truly is a middle of the woods. Isn't it funny to think about something like that? They're never truly is a middle of the woods. No, this is the middle. Okay, this is it. Addle, can you help? Yeah, actually, so as per Robert Frost, I don't know if you know his poems. He has a poem called Better Help.

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Don't tell me five more minutes, because if you keep sleeping in, you're gonna grow up to host a podcast. I'm 30. Do I still have to go? Aaron, get down from that tree. Why are you up in that tree? It's so high up! You're gonna break all your bones. Um, I think it's because I want a Mazda. Can I have a Mazda, please? Aaron, it's me. Uh, Wizzy? Wizzy, I believe, yes. Get into my Mazda, Aaron. There isn't much time.

Guys, I woke up from my break nap. Um, I have more dreams for you to try to figure out oh okay more dreams for us to try to figure out time and do it okay and this one you guys shut the fuck up and did some riddles what do you think that means hmm probably that we shut the fuck up did you probably win for one that's a one no wizzy was there and you were there and you were there too well if wizzy was there I definitely shut the fuck up and scared out of my mind to that guy. No, he's nice, he's not a pervert. I think I got arrested for beating up five people at a bar. Yeah, but it's because they didn't let him play the song he wanted to play.

Yeah, Wizzy is nice, he's not a pervert. That's why when he moved into my neighborhood, he had to knock on my door and explain himself. I have to go door to door and let everyone know I'm a wizard. I choose to go door to door to door to tell everyone I'm not a perfect because obviously look at me. You know what? Now please sign below the word that my thumb is covering. Most patient person on a podcast award goes to Aaron Keap for her life. on a podcast award goes to Aaron Keap for her life. It'll lifetime achievement award. Lifetime achievement award.

Kill Bill, but deep in the jungle. Wait, are we still doing Isaac's riddles? Yes, of course, hello. Kill Bill, but deep in the jungle. Okay, okay. Amazon Caridine. Uma. Uma, two.

Under, underrated response, Amazon Caridine. You have the right actress with uma Thurman now make a boom with her man. Yep. Puma thermic. I'm a boom a Thurman. I use a cool but in the Himalayas. Zach Braff. Zach Braff. No it's not Zach Braff. He's no, sorry Zach. Zach Braff. Ron. What's his name? I'm Zach. You're combining Zach Braff and Zach Efron. Efron. What's his name? You're adding Zach, you're combining Zach Braff and Zach Efron.

Efron, thank you. I guess technically they're both animals. High school musical changed nothing except swap Zach Braff with Zach Efron. So funny. I mean, honestly Zach Braff, he's like a 40 year old guy and we know he likes to date people 20 years younger. So there's no problem with it, it works, it's a works.

Well, there's Himalayas. High It works. It works. Um, well, Himalaya school, my school goes to the Himalayas. Yeah, high school musical button, the Himalaya. So it's Zach Efron. But what is it? Yeah, Zadmal that rhymes with Zach, that's yeah, yeah,

Efron. Okay, I don't real quick. I'm back on board with these. These are these are actually fun. I actually don't. I'm not, uh, familiar with this actor really. These are actually fun. I actually don't. I'm not familiar with this actor really, but you guys will probably get it rocky for, but underwater. Dolphin Lungrin. Dolphin. You got the one right away. Nocturnal comedy musician. Nocturnal comedy musician.

Nocturnal comedy musician reggie you've got a i've met him he's famous bat burn them nope weird owl you kinda got it

uh... weird owl yankovets steven links nope i forgot about steven lynch uh... he wrote the wedding song or something weird owl yankovets

or the news weird oh okay weird owl academy award winner. Or the muse weird. Oh, okay. Weird owl. Academy Award winner who loves to eat grass. Academy Award winner. Give us something. No, this is the person I think who's been nominated for the most Academy Awards.

Oh, Merrill Streep. What was the thing? Who loves to eat grass? Merrill sheep. Yeah, you go. Merrill sheep. Has she really been nominated for the most? She's won though, right?

Yeah, she's won before, but she's nominated. She's been nominated like 19 times. Dang! Her name is Ian Brody. Don't straight on her! Former none with a five-second memory. It should be nominated for his introduction of a musical guest on SNL, correct? Yes, of course. A time traveler constantly being hunted by English hounds. This one just works Kate Bush no a time traveler He's an actor and one of the most famous if not the most famous time traveling Christopher Lama Christopher Lloyd not that one. Yeah, Michael day Fox. There you go. Get it

Michael day Fox in my house. Yeah This long dog. I want to see a scene. Foxx. Yeah. Uh, this long dog. I want to see a scene. Is that okay? Yeah. I want to see you seen, um, JPC, you're a Christopher Lloyd type, like a Doc Brown type. Gotcha. Um, you in this, in so in this reality, back to Feature is real.

It's not just a movie that actually happened. So you're actually a Doc Brown-ish. Okay. And, uh, your first partner crime, what was his name in the movie? Marty. Marty McFly died. You fucked up and lost him in time and he died.

And now Aaron is your second pass, so you're trying to be a little more careful and Aaron you've heard the rumors. Martha! Martha! Yep, still here. Good, yes, I just finished my newest time machine Martha, we have to go back. Um, great. Can you just remind me one more time, like what time in history, Marty get stuck in?

It doesn't matter what time, it was an alligator. Alligators exist in all times, Martha. Okay. I- Is it a crocodile? I don't remember Martha, it doesn't matter. We have to go back. I'm never really dying to get like eaten by a dinosaur. Is it possible like I could stay here? Martha, you have to go back. I left my debit card in the bar and the bouncer knows me there.

He won't let me back in Martha. Okay, well, I have this puffy vest on, so I'll probably be safe. You'll be safe. Just so you know. What? It was a bar in Jacksonville, Florida, Martha. No, you can't make me go to Florida. In any time.

It was a swamp bar, Martha. No. Yes, you have to go back. All right. Martha, there was one more thing, Martha. It was an alligator bar. It's not humans there, Martha. It's an alligator who store it with creative booze,

but the prices are cheap, Martha. And this is basically Morty, right? This is Rick and Morty now I'm doing. I can see. I think you got it. Oh, speaking of Al Caponegator. That's a Al Caponegator. That could have been one, Al Caponegator.

I would like to see a scene as well. JPC, Eurofox, and Adel, you're a hound and you're both English and Adel, you're very fancy. And you have found JPC and you're a fox and Adel, you're a hound, and you're both English and Adel, you're very fancy and you have found JPC and you're asking him very politely to go back and get Killed for sport by that these men Backbar called champ. Sorry, I seem to have you cornered against the tree. Yeah, yes, that would be the situation that we find ourselves Even would you like a cuppa? Yes, I should have a cuppa.

Should I put one on or should you? If you don't mind, why don't you? So I can have a buck bark. A buck steak, a box, and what else noise it fucks me? Once we have this cuppa and at your own leisurely base, when you feel comfortable, would you mind joining me so I could take you back to the uh to the uh oh

how do I put this polite late the hunters? of course I mean as you know you you are the guest and it would be rude for me to brush off a guest's request in that way quite quite quite I I will say uh uh all chap I couldn't but notice you're you're a sporting dog yes yes I am your sporting dog, yes? Yes, I- I am a sporting dog. Ha- ha- ha- Oh no, so fast! The way that you cornered me up against this tree so fast, so strong! V- V- V Thank you, that's quite, uh, kind of you today. Did you- did I meet you in Bristol?

Bristol, brittle, brittle! Yes! Yes! By God, you're right at that charming alligator bar! Yes, a alligator bar and the Elks Club. I hope the D.H.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.A.V.A.V.A.A.V.A.V.A.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.V.A.V you're right at that charming alligator bar. Yes, it's alligator bar and the Elks Club. I hope the D.A. Chavitz Have nice to see you again. Matt, you know what we should do. We should go back to Bristol. Just the two of us. Oh, we'd have a rousing good time. That would be, oh just outstanding. Um, bit of a bother though. Yes. Um, once I take you back to my friends in the back and wait patiently You will be um, so gandon mounted We'd have to do the bar first then we'd have to do the Bristol first Come on, oh chap it a Bristol. It's just a hound's gallop away

That's I present that term, but um oh, I'm so sorry old chap. It's a fox trot away. There you go Of course, I would in that now you must apologize I have to apologize. I was in that and you agreed to it a fox trot. That's offensive to me. I could hear Reginald Bucking we must be close Oh, oh, you know what let's call it water under the bridge I'll see you in Bristol with We meet at the address we agreed upon. We won't mention any of the Fox crowd business because it won't say the rest. Yes.

Okay, and in the cup is ready so go ahead to lumps or sugar as you take it and I will see you in Bristol. As I take it and as you like it, see you in Bristol. You're a good Reggie, you found a fox. Uh, Paul, Kaplow. Thank you, Reggie. Oh, Paul, Kaplow. Thank you, Regenade. Paul, I am slain. Paul.

They shot a clay pigeon right into my chest. Normally those are for the sky, but oh boy. That kills a fox. We made out of bullets, Regenade. We'd missed too many times, we'd use clay pigeons, of course. Good job, good job. James and Evelyn, let's see Paul I think from now on anytime someone yeah anytime there's a gunfire

Do you have to say pull first? Paul's stupid what is the what is the posh British uncle say to his nephew? What? Paul Nice Yeah, well he takes a spigt ground of course, you know? Of course he does. Of course he does. For the part for the part. For the queen, for the part.

The big long dog has a reality TV empire. Zoe Doxanel. No. One of the most famous reality stars. Kim Kardashian. Yeah. Kim Kardashian. Kardashian.

Kardashian. Doxan. Doxan. No it's. Kim Kardashian. It looks like Doxan. It looks like Dashhound. It looks like Dashhound, but it's for that's a dog. Yes.

Okay. So Kim Kardashian. Isaac only ever seen that word written. Never seen it pronounced. Interesting. This Avenger almost went... I, whatever, this gotta listen to the fucking show. We can, it's Timmy that listens.

This Avenger almost went extinct but was saved by Teddy Roosevelt's conservation initiatives. Ultron conservative. So National Park Man, it is a actor. He has been around for a while. Rubber down. He's green sometimes. Mark Buffalo. Mark Buffalo.

Yeah, you guys National Park National Park Buffalo. Mark Buffalo. The most celebrated pop star of the 2010s can be found flying over every continent in the world Katie Perrigan Falcon and this one just works Taylor Taylor S. Hawk Taylor Swift Taylor Swift yep I guess this is a bird a Greek general a French cop an American mathematician in a surprisingly large bird what's this now? A Greek general, a French cop,

an American mathematician in a surprisingly large bird. Robin Williams Bayon. And this one just works. Robin Williams, it's all three of those things. It's an actor who's played those roles. Russell Crowe, as the Russell Crowe flies. And this is another one that just works. He will steal your french fries and reboot the muppets.

Robble, robble. A steal your french fries would be hamburger. No, that's fry burger. Fry burger. The only french fries stealing thing I can think of is the Chris Farley like gap girls thing from SNL. Lay off me, I'm starving. You know the one.

What bird do you feed at the beach? There you go. Siegel, Steve Gull. Jason Siegel, yeah. Acting veteran, best picture, best picture-winning producer and lap dog. And lap dog. A really cute kind of dog.

They go a little squished. They're a little squished. Like a pug? You got it. He was in the game. The movie of the game. Michael Puglis. Yep.

There's something about this. Michael Puglis is very good. Lizard. Cameron Diaz. Jim Carey. Jim. No, you got it. Cameron Diaz.

Yeah, but what's the first name? Cameron. No, you got it. Cameron. Cameron Diaz. Yeah, but what's the her first name? Cameron. Yeah, but so but changed it to. Camille. Yeah. Diaz. I want to see a scene. Okay. I'm making you. Adel. Camille and Diaz. Adel, you're going to be playing Michael Douglas on a movie set. Aaron, you are in charge of letting Michael Douglas know that there's gonna be, he doesn't need to be on camera right now because they're gonna use a stand-in, but the stand-in that you're using is like a pug, and Michael Douglas, you're gonna be upset at the comparison.

So did you need me on set, Tora? Yep, we're just about finished with the lighting or makeup looks great. Thank you so much. I'm Mary T. Catherine Zeta Jones. Right, you had 10 times today. You've said that. We know.

Did you get my shirt that says so? Yep, it's very beautiful. It's very beautiful. If you want to see. I know. She's very famous. She's a nice sitting on the couch. This is her and I brushing our teeth.

I just want to make sure you believe me. No, you're very lucky. You're very lucky, sir. She's a very beautiful woman. We're just finishing up the lighting here. And then you'll be good. Speaking of lighting, my dad was Kirk Douglas. Yes, sir.

I know. Very good, sir. And, uh, uh, he was Ben Miller. Pebbles is, uh, just standing in for you and he'll be done. Oh, I was an influence, though. Wait, what is this? Pebbles is, uh, Wait, what is this? Oh, Pebbles is the pug key is the...

Sorry, we couldn't find an actor that looked enough like you, but this pug has the same sort of facial structure as you. Oh, I can calm down, Michael. Calm down, Michael. This dog looks nothing and sounds nothing like me. You are... I'm sitting the same way. I'm sitting the same way. I'm here to get the same choice.

Flyer, I am. I have pictures. I am a picture. I'm a picture. The picture is here. The picture is here. The picture is here. The picture is here.

The picture is here. The picture is here. The picture is here. The picture is here. The picture is here. The picture is here. The picture is here. The picture is here.

The picture is here. The picture is here. The picture is here. The picture is here. The picture is here. The picture is here. The picture is here. And Pebble is met two movies ago that you worked on and they hang out sometimes. I don't know if you knew they had a friendship. They met with your friends, man. They met with your friends. Two movies ago for me, Michael Douglas, so that would have been... The Pugs been a standing. I want to say the Thomas Crowd of...

It's Thomas Crowd of... It's Thomas Crowd of... I do, yeah. I was I in that... No, I don't know what you were doing. We're just friends, man. We're just friends. You're just friends. Yeah. Does she tuck you in at night and say good boy?

No. Because that's what she does with me. Oh, good, man. We see the separate beds. Yeah, I know. I know, yeah, sometimes I see here after you go to bed. You go to bed. Because you're so old.

And action. Wait, he's a stand-in. Paul. You gonna bet you gonna bet because you're old and action Wait, he's a stand-in pull scene Evil dad loves nuts, which is so funny This sounds like a bumper sticker Peter Griffith or Lion Dad loves nuts Lion dad loves Lion dad loves nuts. Lion dad loves nuts. Lion. Lion dad.

Scar. No, he's an evil dad and then there's also a lion dad. He's an evil lion and he's not scar. Well, not an evil lion. He's an evil dad in a famous franchise. He's the voice of it. James Earl Jones. James Woods.

Yep, you got James Earl Jones, but. Love's nuts. Elevator. James Earl Jones Elephant. No. Middle name. The middle name is going to be... James Earl Affent Jones. No, it's not an elephant.

What was the... Can you give the riddle again? Evil dad loves nuts. James Squirrel. There you go. James Squirrel Jones. Squirrel. And then the worst one. Actually, I want to see a scene. You guys are two squirrels and you, the winters over and you're going to find the nuts that you buried and you can't

find them. They're not there anymore. Hey, you ready, Reggie? Yeah, ready, let's get fucking nuts! Yeah, let's get the fucking nuts! Yeah! Wait, you go! Hold on, hold on! Yeah, Mikey, you said you buried the nuts by the big oak tree, correct? Yes, like I said before we saw the homemade Reggie, I buried the nuts by the big Elm tree. I'm sorry! Elm tree?

Wait, oak tree here, Elm tree. Nightwell and oak tree? Hold on, I haven't seen that movie. No spoilers! I'm sorry, Elm Tree? Wait, Elm Tree here, Elm Tree. Night well on Elm Tree? Hold on, I haven't seen that movie. No spoilers, okay. I'm gonna watch it through a window one day. Just gonna wait for someone to put it on. We're here at the tree, and I see no nuts, except you, you big nut bag, because you let us to the wrong tree.

Wait, okay, I remember I marked it, and here's how I marked it. It's where you and I first had sex. Sex marks the spot. So sniff around. Sniff around for our furimones. Or someone's fucked here, but I don't know. You idiot.

Are my ears burning? Hi, I'm human woman, Aaron Keith. You must be smelling me. Yeah, sure, lady. Hold on, we're smelling the absence of fun. Shut up. You're a dumb squirrel rat. You're a squirrel. You're a rat. You're a rat. You're a rat. You're a rat. You're a rat. Tree rat. You was the last time you had sex, huh?

Shut up. We had sex all winter. We spent all winter. Four months fucking good. Okay, you know what? I'm gonna be single during the summer. Okay, everyone has a winter boyfriend. Yeah, oh yeah, winter made up big time. Oh, you want it? I don't even care. I was stored. You guys don't have plans later, right? We're going to a squirrel party. You can come, I guess. Everyone puts their nuts in a jar. No, no. A lot of someone else's nuts. In a way, there's nuts you have. You eat them.

I know. I wouldn't want to intrude. No, it's fine. I didn't. No, I, no. You call out someone else's nuts, and where's nuts you have? You eat them. I know, I wouldn't want to intrude. No, it's fine, they're not in. No, I didn't, Viner. Oh, it's fine, there probably could be other humans there. Ratchet, can I talk to you first, ma'am? Yeah, sure. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, going on? Get out of here. Oh, okay. We can end up there in front of her. She doesn't speak lava. I guess I'll go.

Maniee-niee-one. Wait a second. Wait a second. Is that the theme for Nightmare on Oak Street? Excuse me, do you have access to what's that streaming, the horror streaming? I have all the streaming services in here and I can play whatever movie you want But I guess you're too busy with your school year-old part. Wait, man. You have all the streaming services. I have too many I need to get this is the out of context for the squirrel. You need to maybe ring Sam and that you don't need all

Discovery plus It's me. Can you put on scrolling or up to me? It's my home shows. I need my home shows. They're the only shows I watch. I, well, then, then get rid of everything, but Discovery Plus.

I also have Peacock. No! No! Oh, man. Aaron! What are you doing? You've brewed an eye-tell, then I have Paramount Plus. I think if you have one, you don't need the other.

I mean Yellowstone's, I'm Paramount Plus, so I get it. Who is? We love Yellowstone. She's a huge Yellowstone fan. A huge Yellowstone fan. Tell me you don't have stars and show time. I'm sure that she does. She does.

She did a free trial. I did a free trial. That's how they get you. I'm not. I'm looking at your bill here. How do you still have WB? I got conned. You're still paying for us. Network that doesn where they send you DVDs and you have to mail them back Your doesn't have what I need I pay for that $70 whoo baby $70, whoo, baby. $70, whoo, whoo, whoo.

That's $70, whoo, whoo. I'll sell it. Aaron, that's too much. That's just too much. I know, I know. Also, I really love the show Van Gogh and Discovery Plus. And my absolute favorite show on Discovery Plus is Lost Kitchen. It's Aaron French.

She's a chef. She is a restaurant in Maine called The Lost Kitchen. Hold up. It's Aaron French. She's a chef. She is a restaurant in Maine called the last kitchen. Hold up. Aaron, do you just stand behind a cardboard cutout that makes it look like you're on TV and you call yourself Aaron French? And do I draw a little curly mustache on my face and wear a beret? I go, uh, Mollzoul and Welgönen, I know that's Gishe. You got to be getting some friends and you got gotta be sharing some of these logins. You gotta have a login password chain because you can't be paid for discovering this.

Molly Keith, I don't mean to throw her right under the bus, but my sister does use a few of mine and my parents use some of mine too. We have a whole little thing. Like Sean and his siblings, we share some of them with them. So like, yeah, we're not I'm not paying for we can say whatever the fuck we want. The FBI on the

listens to the first 15 minutes of every time they have to turn it off. Or then they have to turn it off. The asses to close to the top tops and bottoms. Toppeds and bottoms for the FBI. We have one more of these. Oh, wait, can I see a scene, please? Yeah. Also, you have to get YouTube TV is the best. That's the best one. I want to see a scene. Cheesac. Aaron, you are you're throwing a little house party. You ask if people want to watch something and then you come out with a big piece of cardboard that's cut out like a TV and you stand behind it. JPC is your guest and then Aaron, you go on TV as Aaron French. Hey, do you want to like throw some? Am I early? Am I way early? Yeah, like just a tiny bit.

So I'm so sorry. I mean I just, I- No worries. I hate when people say like party starts at seven and people show up at eight. I'm like, if it's seven, I'll be here at seven. That's really sweet. Can I grab you a drink? No, I brought my own.

Okay. Yeah, I'm doing this like, you know, lemon, cayenne pepper, water. Ah, yeah, of course. So what's just like watching TV, I guess, while we wait. Oh, I'd love to watch Monk. I'm like halfway through season four. I don't want to make you start, but I'm just

seeing everyone's already seen it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, through season four. Yeah, I got it got it I can be honest with you. Yeah, it's like episode 11. I'm like 20 minutes into episode 11 if we get to start there Yeah, no problem. Oh monk episodes really start in the middle though. Yeah Okay, I'll just get comfortable Why did I make this? Not even on the diet. I just thought I'm totally shallow man. I'm very nervous Not even on the diet. I just thought I'm totally shallope and I'm very nervous Oh, boy, get a some of these crimes, but they stress me out What's going oh gosh, I'm Tony Shalope

Oh, sorry am I am I sorry to be am I early to the party? No, you are right on time come on in oh my god Tony Shalope is talking to me. Yeah, Tony Shaloo, I'm munk. I'm gonna win an Emmy for this. Wait, is this guy also in monk? Buddy, are you seeing this? The TV, the TV's talking to me. Okay, it's breaking the fourth. Am I talking to me now? Am I crazy?

I don't remember. The character from monk is talking to me. I don't remember in monk, where monk keeps saying, I'm Tony Shaloo. I don't remember in monk, where a character from monk doesn't understand the concept of Monk. I'm scared of the dark.

I'm- I'm gonna go- oh, germs! Oh! I'm scared of the dark. I thought he was OCD. He's a child? Is he a child? So a character from Monk is trying to think you're out Monk in this episode of Monk. Maybe I wasn't on this episode.

Wait, maybe not. This is definitely not just a show. I've only watched through the room to see people watching. I've definitely watched a full episode of Monk. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I want to leave, but I also really want to get laid. Last one from Isaac. Thank you so much for saying these in Isaac. Yes, thank you Isaac. Hello to my little.

Can I say your sci-fi books are fee nominal. What does that matter? Sorry, just had to to Isaac. I'm assuming Isaac as a model. Oh cool, okay, very good. Yeah, I guess it's my eyes are off here. Yeah. Say hello to my llama friends.

Uh, Al- Joe Pesca, which is Italian per fish. Al Pacca Puccino? Al Pacocino. Al Pacca Puccino. Al Pacca Puccino. I'll take a double shot of Al Pacca Puccino, please. Did you pull back up your chinos and move out? Anything to plug, Adel?

Aaron, my friend, I'm so glad you asked. Well, he is very glad. His face lit up when Aaron asked. I would like to plug. There's a wonderful TV show on HBO called Station 11, which I'm just so in love with. I finished it last night. It is so well-acted, it's so well written.

I thought the book was really good. I thought the TV show was even better, which is rare. So you know what's insane? That first scene when they're on the train and they're at the Chicago Brown line stop, that is the train station and the train I was on when I got a phone call and I found out about COVID. Isn't that, I was screaming at the TV.

And then when they show the little, yeah, because the actor gets in the scene, the character gets a phone call about a Virus that's that's blown up worldwide exactly and then when they get off the train and they show the overgrown the green over the city That's my building that I lived in in Chicago. Isn't that crazy? And I was like They must have knew! But Sean was like, yeah, that's cool. And I was like, no, it's scary. And then we argued if whether or not it was cool or scary, that the apocalypse show happened where we experienced the global pandemic.

He said, yeah, that is cool, and I thought it was scary. That is super eerie. But yeah, check out Station 11, one of the better shows. And Jeevan, Jeevan, was it? I love him. Maybe one of my favorite tv characters of all time uh... i also want to plug there's a switch game called later alligator uh... a list of the show mlep

uh... was kind of to send me a code to download it because she recommended so much and i played it and it's fantastic so check out later alligator i played it on switch you can play wherever it's a town much like our c one of our scenes today i think it's a whole city full of alligators. It's almost like New York City, but alligator city. It's all alligators. It's so funny.

It's so interesting. It's so well done. So check out later alligator. Oh, interesting. Uh, JPC anything to plug? Uh, yeah. So I just did an episode of a show called a bundle buddies with, uh, I guess, a Quentin Sivars, Alex Hanet, um, who,, who hosts a show that they bought like a bundle

of like 3,000 indie video games. Him and his friend Eric, they just play three a week and they are going to do that for, I guess a thousand weeks. But it's a very fun show and it's a very cool show about like indie video games. It's very funny. I played three games on it and if you want to hear my opinions of those games you're gonna have to listen to the episode. I believe it just came out like a day or so ago. So it's out now. It's bundle buddies. You can find that wherever you find podcasts. Very fun episode, very fun show. Highly recommend air in anything.

Real quick, I do an unplug. There's a podcast where I pack up a little satchel and I travel around the world on a train. It's called Bindle Buddies. I'm feeling listening to that. It's kind of interesting. Yeah. Is that fun? Yeah. People's hopes up. They're going to Google it now. They're anything to play. Yes. I want one thing I want to say about a station 11 to the apartment that they're in where Jeevin's brother lives. The one that's crossed from Navy Pier. What's it called? Yes. It's I forget the name of it, but that's where Oprah I think live. I, uh, Nanny in that building for two years. I had

that exact level of floor and it was fucking with my brain. I was like, this is still your memories and then make a show out of it. It genuinely was really, really weird to I was like, this is the exact feel of the apartment. Hold on, I'm looking at the credits for station 11. It says that feel of the apartment. Hold on, I'm looking at the credits for Station 11. It says that one of the location scouts was Aaron Keaton. Oh my God, it's so good for God. I've had so much sense.

All right, yep, bye. Aaron, maybe not a coincidence. Maybe somebody got paid? No, my quarantine brain. OK, uh-oh. Follow sitcom D&D on Twitter and Instagram. In less than a month, it will be out for you to listen to, but the trailer will drop soon.

And Adel and JPC are gonna be on the first season. Adel already recorded and JPC is about to record with us, very excited. And can I say something? Can I have a big, like some big news? This is like a general plug. This is gonna be a fantastic next three weeks of Hey Rental Rental, because we are doing a three week stretch

of our other projects. That's right. We're going to have best friends stretch coming up in the next three weeks of April. We're going to have Johnny, you, a mayor, a Matt young and Elizabeth, Andrews from all of our respective side projects. Oh,

hello. And and that should be very fun. That's going to be a very fun three weeks of episode. So look forward to that. I'm really excited. It's going to be fun. I'm going to ask them secrets about your life that no one's supposed to that. I'm really excited. It's gonna be fun. I'm gonna ask them secrets about your life that no one's supposed to know. Well, Aaron, I have a little secret which is the dreams that you've been describing. You know that there's a celestial dream you had where you turned into a million stars and your body lifted up into the night sky and you kind of exploded outwards. Yep. And you said

you felt like your stomach was like in a big ball. That big ball actually represents one of the planets. Right. I'll pack a cheena. Bye bye, Verdi forever. Jupiter. Sorry. I thought you wanted me to say I'll pack a cheena again. I guess not. I got it for free now. There you go.

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