Hey Riddle Riddle - #185: Dr. Very Good Body w/ Johnny O'Mara

Episode Date: February 2, 2022

This week we have special guest Johnny O'Mara (The Billbuds Popcast, The Campaign Podcast, and Dilettante Ball) on to talk about his puzzle trauma and also do some improv make-em-ups. Plus we've got a school for the gifted, the dreams of the young, the dark side of a childhood favorite, a group of friends that's all a-buzz, some insight into a classic cartoon, and a delicious date! Starring: Adal Rifai John Patrick Coan Erin Keif Special Guest Johnny O'Mara Editing by:  Casey Toney Theme by:  Arne Parrott Logo by:  Emily Kardamis & Emmaline Morris Want more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon! Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & prints Want to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a head gum podcast. I'm just a little traveler through the woods and I would like to come upon your house and use your beds in each Please don't come upon our house. I never apologize for being a little traveler What does the sign say? The sign says no solicitors. Please don't come upon our house. Oh, there's too much come on our house already Oh, yeah, what what happened to your so we got basically already. Oh yeah, what what happened to your so we got basically I mean this sucks, but you're really with like gingerbread houses right and how the glue is like the icing hold on hold on. Yes. Great. So we got sold this mill of goods. Basically this shoddy contractor doesn't know how to make a gingerbread house and it's basically the whole place is basically

glued together with the stuff. Bob blah blah, Bob, we got horny, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, and then it's thingy, you know, Bob, Bob, Bob, till the next time. Not our fault, we just bought a house. It's expensive, that would be fun. Oh, me, weary traveler. I'm sorry, mom of bear, your blah, blah, blahs weren't really doing any heavy lifting.

It was, as if I said, my name is blah, blah, blah, Garrett, blah, blah, blah. I'm sorry. I'm six foot, blah, blah, blah, two, blah. Thank you, Garrett. All your boring parts of your story, I really appreciate blah. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm works at Mama Bees. Yeah. Oh What is Mama Bees? Is that a pastry shop? Blah blah blah. It's a place where we eat bears blah blah blah You eat bears. Do you need something? Do you need something? Yes, I need to sleep in a bed and eat at sub your porridge All right. Well, all we have is riddles. Is that okay? Yeah, okay never mind Never mind. we're new. You have Jesus Christ, unbelievable. Adol, a real dick was at the door.

His name was Garrett and he was 5'11". Are you sure it's 5'11? Yeah, I'm pretty sure. He's more 5'11". Okay, well since I am busted and you read my name tag, I am Adol, we're fine. I'm JPC. And I'm Aaron Keith.

And welcome once again Riddle riddle for the week Yes, this is for your week. Don't we do not recommend you binge more than one episode a week if you do we cannot be responsible for Side effects such as brain bleed hair growth brain bleed hair growth Hammerage blah blah blah it'll like your rain if you eat this whole episode real quick Right after you listen to it your fuck for a week. You can swim do it. I guess talking Risms we're talking voyeurisms

Speaking of voyeurism we have very special guest Please welcome a very dear, near and dear friend of mine. My co-host with the mohost on the Bill Buds pop cast. Bill Buds, that's a different pop cast. I'm not with a different Johnny. This is Johnny O'Mara. Johnny, welcome to the game of the world. Hello. Thank you so much for having me.

It was so challenging to keep quiet during that introduction while I was eating all of that cum. It was waiting outside. Well, I appreciate it. Too hot. If you don't eat at all, we have a whole hour to do. So, again, well, the door was just stuck shut. I had to eat enough to get in.

That's true. Just eat enough to get in. Fair enough. Gotta get that billboard, huh? Well Johnny welcome to the show and Adela and Aaron both said why haven't you ever had Johnny on the show and I said you know what I guess I forgot to ask Which is what you want to hear this is I'm not replying to my emails. I'm always emailing you asking to be on the show This is one of the most refreshing episodes to record

because this is the first time we haven't had to explain JPC to anybody. Normally, we'd be like, okay, so he seems like he's a chaotic evil, but he's more like a good neutral. It's very confusing. And Aaron, correct me if I'm wrong, you'll still have to apologize for me at the end of the episode. Oh, of course.

Okay. It wouldn't be you if I didn't. Yes, sign a waiver. Johnny, what is your, we know your relationship with JPC. What is your relationship with riddles and puzzles? So, I, growing up, I, often at the Scholastic Book Fair would get a riddle book. It was like a riddle book, a joke book, and a book of Garfield comics. Those were like the three things. We call that the Holy Trinity.

Yeah. The three pillars of comedy continue. And also a book about Michael Jordan's life. So I would often be sort of set in the corner in class reading riddles. And they're not riddles, but it's riddle adjacent, I feel like, but I've always been a big fan of just like trivia and like trivial pursuit, which is riddles that you memorize.

Yeah, and it truly, I guess it, riddles that you memorize is a good way to say that because it is like, it's facts, right?, riddles that you memorize is a good way to say that because it is like, it's facts, right? I think trivia has more facts than riddles is more tricks. Yeah. Since you're a memorizing facts person,

would you ever do a jeopardy or are you a bar trivia guy? Where do you shine? I like to watch Jeopardy and I feel like I do well at home. You know, an armchair, jeopardy, contestant I feel like I do well at home, you know, an armchair, Jeopardy, contestant. I feel like I do pretty well. I do like bar trivia, but I haven't been to a bar in, you know, two years. Sure. I like trivia, but to me it's frustrating because I equate it to riddles and puzzles or like, little thinking problems are like cooking, where it's like even if you don't know exactly what you're doing, you can kind of figure it out, you can kind of piece something together a little dash here and there and eventually you have something edible.

Trivia to me is like baking. Where it's like if you don't know what you're doing, there's no way what's coming out of the oven is edible. It's pure science. Like there's no, there's no sort like, let me try this while I'm baking. Let me add two cups of olive oil. Like you're gonna ruin whatever's cooking. So to me, it's, yes, the difference between cooking and baking. And Johnny, you bake as well, right? I do, I do.

And I memorize every single ingredient. Ask me an ingredient. Cake, butter. Yeah. Yeah. Yep, you're that one. The holy dried beck to. Yeah.

Yeah. Adel just wants I would love for you when you're doing an analogy that is cooking and baking for you to describe cooking. And then trivia is like, pick it a shit. It sucks. You just want to get it over with. My cooking, you don't, you don't have to be pretty exact though or else it is bad. Yeah, trust me. I'm in it's bad three times a day guys, so I know a little something about trivia.

Well, Johnny, we on the show, hey, Rinal, I forgot we had a second one in about 2019. We really like to just get into it. We like to fuck it. We don't really love to stand on ceremony. We like to get into these riddles and we like to encourage our guests to do their best. Now, usually the guests are much better than us, the hosts, because our brains are completely broken.

So it's really, really nice to just get a fresh brain in here. But we're gonna start off with some, I don't wanna see some easier, look, warm up riddles. These are just to get kind of the brain juices flowing a little bit. So here's a riddle submitted by Maggie from Philadelphia. Thank you so much, Maggie.

And Maggie starts the email, hey, they're Addle. Well, Maggie, you fucked up because it is an Addle. It's JPC. So Maggie writes, here's a riddle I was given when I was in seventh grade during our project awareness class, my school's version of gifted and talented, weird name, huh? What do you say? Weird name? Project awareness? Project awareness? That sounds like an X-Men initiative. It sounds like Kerala's name.

Kind of piece to cobble together the 10 best like young mutants. Well, I would like to say a scene. Of course. JPC and Johnny, you guys are two superheroes in your coming together to create a superhero school and it becomes very clear that one of you wants to use it for good and one of you want to use it for evil. Number one, no homework. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm gonna sign a whole curriculum. We get this hope, this is a mansion, okay? We can come up with a bunch of different stuff to do in this mansion. Yeah, but if they live in the mansion,

that automatically makes it homework. Fuck, because they're, because it'll be their home. And they'll be working at home, okay? Okay, so you said it, nobody could live in the mansion. If tints outside, we'll get tints. That's your home.

The mayas are right. So we got mutants, mutants, living attints, all the grounds. Excuse me. Corn boy here, reporting for duty. Corn boy, clean this place up. We hired you as a janitor two weeks ago. The kids are gonna be here any minute.

I thought that was a joke. I'm really supposed to just clean Yeah, I'm sorry Okay, oh Hold on core boy. What do you think what what did you think was gonna happen? You thought you were gonna what be a student here? Yes, that learned to be a superhero fight crime fight sentinels What my car powers what what is that even in tail? What is your powers? What is that even in tail? Okay, so my corn powers are every July I grow 8 inches.

Then I shed my husk and I can take, huh? Tall? No. No. Oh. Okay. Link. Why?

Then I shed my husk and I can use my kernels to throw at people and they explode. The kernels are the people. Um, okay, it's the kernels. If you have to say, uh, it's the kernels. Uh, you know, you could just buy corn. I could just buy corn. Fine, I'll, I'll get back to cleaning, sirs. My apologies.

What do you mean back to cleaning? my father. We need back to cleaning This whole place hasn't been cleaned what so don't I'm not paying you for the two weeks you weren't here Okay, that's an explode So is it was it are you not in season yet or your power sees it? Oh, no, I think the people have to be hot enough Oh, so that's like they they're like four dudes then. And that's it. Well, it's like popcorn. They explode. Well, I get, I get it. I'm just saying they're like four dudes hot enough.

Yeah, I don't do fire fire, like that, that fire bodies or whatever. Yeah, you wait. Hold on. Do you think that he's not hot enough? My associate here, Dr. Very good. Poor me. Oh wait, hold on. You think that he's not hot enough? My associate here, Dr. Very Good Body. Oh, I'm sorry, he was saying my name. Please, my super hair name is just horny. This is Dr. Very Good Body, I'm horny. Please, Dr. Very Good Body is my father.

See. Oh, perfect. Yeah, that's one way to create a supervillain. That one, that was a janitor. Oh, god. And it's powers are lame. I would love to go up against a supervillain that throws little pieces of cord at me. Yeah, I think I could take them.

That's a one-cutter park. Yeah, I think Project Awareness sounds fake, but all school is fake. So how about that, Maggie, from Philadelphia? I have to assume Cornboy's catchphrase would be like, it's cobbering time. Let's just get a pen and paper, and we'll find, yeah, I have nothing but fake video. Oh.

Nibblet's workshop this. Okay, nine cats are walking on a tall fence. Fear the ear? Sorry, I'm sorry. I promise you we have to stop thinking about chords. Stop. Here's the riddle. Nine cats are walking on a tall fence. One falls, they all die.

Why? What are they, their tails were tied together. Well, yeah, it was like, it was a cat centipede. A few things. Please, a cat king. It was an electric fence. Aaron explained, I won't and I can't. Goodbye.

He takes one point to grab a show. Cakes to case, please, gets on an old timey train. The bravest girl of school. No, it was not, it was not an electric fence, Aaron. That is an excellent guess we have to assume. One cat falls off the... Nine cats are walking on a tall fence. One falls, they all die.

Why? Because a cat only has nine lives. That's a really great thing to say. Don't ask me to back this up. Well, there's nothing to do with what we're talking about. It's like another, it's kind of like they say nine. Nine's a very specific number in cat language. Nine, I think nine is a very specific number.

And I think it's a red herring here. I think it's a throw you off to make you think nine lots. Red herring would be a tabby, yeah. Is it something where it's like the one fell off and like landed on the junkyard dog and then when he woke up, you like ate them all or something? Is something like that. And it's, I want to, I mean, I want to encourage my friend

and I want him to think he's doing a good job. It's nothing like that. It's, when it says fell off, do they mean? The white guy. Because I think we, yeah, exactly. We all gravitated towards physically falling off the fence. But it did one, yeah. Great question. It is physically falling off the fence.

I do love the idea of this alcoholic cat. There is a screenplay there. I will figure it out later. A log with the core. A core, a red raise. Johnny, are you a cat person or a dog person? I'm a big time cat person. Finally, another cat so. Fee linelly.

A cat? That's what it's called. Cat people call each other. Oh, that's awesome. I haven't been in the culture in a while, so I didn't realize I'd had changed into cat though. Yeah, I knew Johnny was a big cat person. So I did read a riddle where night cats die at the beginning of a real one falls off the other nine.

Was there 10 total? There's a nine total nine total. There's a nine total and you know, here's the thing. I think that you have to be a little lenient with your definition of what is a cat. We can do. There are some debates over if this is one cat or if this is nine cats. Okay, so the other eight cats were inside this pregnant mommy's belly. Adal, that is absolutely correct. You nailed it. Didn't want to be right on that one. Yeah, nobody did. This is a story. This is a story.

It's a really bad story. I want to see a scene. Maggie does right. This is a really bad story. I want to see a excuse. All right. You know the way they are there? Those people threw batteries at their own team. They broke that bell. They broke that really big bell or whatever. Fuck those guys. Fucking Philadelphia. I wanna see you seeing the three of you are little cats

inside your pregnant mother's tummy, and you're just kind of the three of you are just kind of like talking big about when you are finally born all the big things you're gonna kind of accomplish and do. What are you guys gonna do when you get out? I'm gonna see my girl. I'm gonna finally ask her to marry me. Damn lucky. I didn't know you had a girl back home. Yeah I got a girl out there. I can't wait to see her. I'm a man I can't wait. Tell us about her. Lucky tell us about her. Oh man where to begin? The legs. Legs shaped like. Oh what a cat like shaped like yeah like chicken bones

Tail long is a tail Burr soft is spur and a little kitty nose is cold as ice you guys are gonna lover Ooh lucky she sounds great. Yeah. What are you guys gonna do when we finally get out? I'm gonna go back to school. Wow What are you gonna study? What are you gonna study, Jacko? I'm gonna finally learn how to be a mechanic. Incredible, Jacko. You're dream. You love cars, Jacko. Yeah, Jacko. Nothing you like better than that's why we call you Jacko because you jack up those cars and you fix them. Yeah, and when it's cold out and those engines are hot you know I love to crawl under that hood.

Yeah! Careful jacko careful that's how you dad went. Yeah, I ate nothing like my dad. Ow jacko, let me go! No, you take it back, you take it back. I take it back, I take it back. Alright. What about you dreamer? What do you want to do when you get out of here? me it's stupid. It's nothing forget about

Okay, I'm gonna kill James Gordon Because the movie he made about it. I think what he did, the cats, is a travesty. So I'm going to kill that dude. Why stop it, James Corden? Kill the whole cat. No, the blame lies solely with Corden. See, Corden did what he did. Commissioned a Corden.

Commissioned a Corden. Can you imagine James Corden as Batman at the mayor the mayor of a commissioner of what's the gothms and nevermind guys nevermind at all how dare you speak such an evil into the universe because Hollywood is lense and they get they will cast him as commissioner or at all is way steep and corn catchphrase he can i was trying to think of more corn catchphrases while also describing the scenario and it broke my brain I think of WarCorn catch raises while also describing the scenario and it broke my brain. Go!

Butterbean Corn Boy! Butterbean Corn! Okay, well, you all did very well with that, very sad, very warm up riddle. So let's move into something I will say, probably a little bit difficult, more difficult. And this riddle comes from Nicola. Nicola writes, hey, they're Adel, JPC and Aaron. Yeah, maybe. Well, we won't know. There's no Johnny there, little rid.

Yeah, I didn't say anything about Johnny. Okay, Nicola writes, fuck you, Thomas Edison. So Adel, you might be right. Nicola writes, when I was a little little I was pretty much obsessed with riddles. I'd run around with my favorite puzzle book challenging every one of the visits that need to a game of wit, a lot, the habit. Looking back, I completely understand why my mother sent me to play outside all of the time. Yes, anyway, their favorite riddles are the ones that you read like poems.

And so, they have included a couple poem riddles for us to read today. I'm sorry, no need. The answers will be an egg, a cloud, and shadow. Shadow, we will say shadow. How about I'm stalking you. I'm stalking you. Is that what? We'll run the same room. Any literary poem riddle is always an egg, a cloud, or a shadow. I have a question for you, smart guy. What does being right do for you? Does it stop the fun? Because I can't read the riddles if you're right. You're making some a smug bug. And nothing's more fun than being a smug bug. You can just say I have all of the saddles. It turns off my microphone, runs up those steps in Philadelphia, pumps my arms in the air, gets punched by a racist.

I'm just kidding, yeah. Philadelphia, you probably have just as many racists as anyone else. It's probably an even, what do we want to say, 20%? Probably. Yeah. Okay, so here are a couple, here's the first of these power grennels.

I am the chosen weapon of the warrior on high. Knocked with water arrows, I let the volley fly. When the battles over, should I choose to show my face, a linger for a moment, then fade without a trace. What am I? Medusa bridge. Okay. Some sort of drawbridge with Medusa's face on it.

Oh, okay, interesting. A drawbridge with Medusa's face on it. Okay, yeah. No. You're straight forward. Yeah, it's very straight forward. I had to ask. I'm sorry. I had to. That was a question. Okay, yeah. Would you like to show your work on that one, counselor? It's said, did it say noct with arrows? Noct with water arrows, I would probably fly.

Water arrows. Water arrows. Water arrows. Water arrows. Water arrows. Water arrows. Water arrows. Water arrows.

Water arrows. Water arrows. Water arrows. Water arrows. Water arrows to get to the water levels. Can I just say any video game, the water levels are the worst levels. Just creators out there, just not making water levels. I've never had a fun one. The water level on a green of time is like our whole show. Yes. Yeah.

Charlie Rogers Lagoon in Banjo, too, he is unplayable. If you can't, if it's not easy to swim in your game, don't have a water level. Yeah. That's a very good point. Can I say something about water level, so best music. Very good music. That is true. Hold on, let me think of the...

Boop, boop, boop. Yeah, a little bubble. Yeah, a little bubble. Bubble, it's called bubble music. It's amazing. But you also get the stressful sonic music when you're drowning. Oh, yes. It's a mix bag. It's a mix bag. You're right. You're amazing. But you also get the stressful Sonic music when you're drowning. Oh, yes.

It's a mix bag. On Bill butz, Johnny, we did cover a quad of mine, the knuckles song from Sonic Adventure Battle 2. And that is one of the best songs in that song. Yeah, that song does rip. Knuckles wraps, knuckles wraps. Okay. So knocked with water arrows.

So water arrows to me. I'm thinking like a fountain. Water arrows. Okay. So knocked with water arrows. So water arrows to me. I'm thinking like a fountain. Water arrows. Okay. Oh yeah, think of what water arrows could be. Fountain is good, but I really love the direction that you're going there with thinking about what water arrows could be.

Is it sperm? Edel, no. Snow. If fountain was close, why would it be sperm? We don't go to the same fountains I see. Is it rain? Okay, yes. Rain is what they're referring to. Nice, Johnny.

With water arrow. Oh, is it an umbrella? So no, so I am the chosen weapon of the warrior on high, knocked with water arrows. I let the volley fly. When the battles over, should I choose to show my face, I'll linger for a moment then fade without a trace. A puddle.

Johnny, you're nodding. Is it a rainbow? Ooh, Johnny, you have solved the puzzle. It is a rainbow. Nice one. Good for you. You show up here once and you... I'm gonna get a run away from you. Also good for me because my theory about the guests' brains working because ours have been broken by riddles so far is pretty correct.

That was his hypothesis, so let's see. I want to see a scene. I believe we're all familiar, at least if not, if nothing else in name only, we're all familiar with rainbow bright. Oh, you have a cartoon character or a doll or something. I'm with you. Aaron, I want you to play your rainbow brights cousin rainbow dark. I'm just kind of a goth fucked up version of rainbow bright and you are talking to your talking in JPC and Johnny about the bad day you're having. Bad Monday everybody. Good to see you. Good to see you. Bad to see you. Yeah, it's, it's awful to see you.

Good. I'm glad that it's awful to see me. It's on purpose. Can you unlock the door? Will you please unlock the door? Hmm, will I unlock the door? Does that sound like me? Let me just go get Rainbow Bright and she'll make you a fucking cupcake. In case you want to know. Is that what you are? That, no, I'm not not gonna get the door open. And sorry I forgot to mention, uh, JPC and Johnny, you are, I don't care bears. Nothing that you could say would affect me in any fucking way, so whatever. I don't even, I don't think anyone I know likes you. I had a businessman spend on me today.

I did nothing. On purpose? He walked back, he said, you're not gonna do anything? I looked at him blankly, and then he spent again into my mouth. Okay, cool, good for you, I'm jealous. That sounds like a great Monday. Fucking fucking fucking, guys. I'm sorry. What?

Hi. No, the first thing you said was fucking fucking fuck you guys, and then you said hi, and those two things sound nothing alike Hmm does that sound like sounds sounds like you kind of care do I care if I'm being honest. Oh, it sounds like I care on not care bear Fuck you and your little rainbow tummy. It's so embarrassing. Cool fuck my tummy. Who gives a shit? We're all gonna be dead in a hundred years. We live too long We've all we've all been saying it Already 800 years old. Okay, oh shit guys fuck fuck here comes rainbow bright. Hey

Hey, Wimba bright. Hi. Hi wave my star wand and oh look it's so much brighter in here Literally does that now. Have a good week. God. Oh, I'm just sitting down. Oh God. Reaper Brite, what's it like being in a book that's only in Dentist's office is in the 90s? Oh, burn.

It's great. Because everyone knows my name and everyone appreciates my smile. Whatever, I remember, Brite. What do you busted bitches up to? I was just talking about how much better cabbage patch kids are than you. That's what I was just about to launch into. Huh.

Okay, salty cousin. Anyone bored after 1999 is not going to understand what's happening. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha And my mind, what is light bright? That's different, right? The light bright was like a grid. It's like that's what I'm thinking. Yeah, it's like backlit and you put a piece of black paper with like a pattern on it and you shove little lights into it. I had, it's like, my parents like taped the rainbow bright movie like off of TV. And I just remember watching that whenever I was sick.

Oh wow, that's gonna only make a flavor worse. Yeah, I know. And you remember watching it before you know the symptoms or do you ever watching it? No. No, I lost my taste and smell. And then I just started watching it. I don't think I knew there was a movie of it.

I thought that it was a movie. I think it was a movie. Let me look it up. I think there's a movie of everything. And cartoon cartoon character you like there's a 10 movies of it. I Just alive in a world where Johnny's parents independently fight it's a rainbow bright movie Love it. You're right. Oh, man. My parents won't bust on polypocket Rainbow bright Why did you live action live action on this thing?

No cartoon. Oh, thank god so much hair Right. Why did you have that? Live action? Live action on this thing? No, Cartoon. No, thank God. I'll buy more. So much hair. I'll buy more hair than you, man. Ha, ha, ha. That's my dream for someone to say that about me.

I'll buy the rights to this. I'll do a live action remake. It'll be gritty though. It'll be like Christopher Nolan's Batman. Ha, ha, ha. I feel like she had little friends who were like, um, like Furbies. They were basically Furbies.

Yeah, well, I get a little photo of them. I mean, there is no new IP. So if eventually it will become attractive to some streamer to be like, okay, we can make a rainbow bright show. It costs us $95,000 and that's it. And then they'll do it. No new IP. Okay, how about this JPC?

Four turtles. Now, this isn't going where you think. Okay, because my brain is white. Into martial artists, but it's not what you think. Okay, they're bad at it. Oh. Hmm, okay, no, that can work. So it's a lot of like they get in fights

and they like tell the guy, they're like, grab me here, no, no, no, grab me here Grab me here and then they're like I think I twist your it's not it's not I'd watch that that sounds like it's at my speed. Can I read you these rainbow bright sidekick names? Sure, sure Romeo champ lucky spark hammy twink OJ and I you OJ and Twink. Come on, Julie. Get Twink, we gotta go.

That's Twink. I love it. I love it. Yeah, he is. I think I want to watch Rainbow Bright now. I think I want to be. 16th in the movie. Adil, Halloween, you mean Halloween?

Yes, please. All right, all right, all right. Before we make this podcast into Aaron, Google, eat rainbow bread images. Let's do this other riddle. This is again from Nicola. Oh, my God, that's great. I'm a little frustrated.

Observing from the heavens, I watch you as you die. A vicar at his pulpit, I preach patience from the sky. Your God's image in the flesh, all body, but no bread. When you return to father That's when I get fed what am I? Dirt rainbow earth earth mother earth rainbow. It's rainbow You guys are working together. I knew it. It is not too rain. It's not earth When you die I get fed that's fucked. It's a it is fucked and if you think about it for long enough Wow, it's not earth. Noach pet Okay When you die I get fed

Is it your bad? What if it was my butt then I would be right right now, wouldn't I yeah? That's true I guess you die is it is it my butt? Oh, no, is it my butt? Oh god? Is that what you had me on this? Emission gave for 18 and they correctly predicted it is Johnny's butt Is it a coffin? Observing from the heavens, I watch you as you die. A vicar at his pulpit, I preach patience from the sky. And so, from the heavens, from the sky, yeah.

Skyworm, okay, you're getting closer. Elder Scrolls IV, Skyworm. Oh, a vulture. Aaron? Yes, this is a, a vulture. Aaron, yes. This is a music review magazine. This is vulture, yes, it is a vulture. It is, uh,

Yes, it is a Brooklyn vegan. Ha, ha, ha. Your God's image in the flesh, all body but no bread, when you return to father, that's when I get fed. It is a vulture. They feast off of the carcasses of us humans.

They're a curian. Not my favorite. I mean, like all gods creatures, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Do we know the difference between a vulture and a buzzard? I don't know, hair? That's just what I call you guys. Yeah, buzzards have hair. Vultures and buzzards.

Buzzards have like wigs, like a... Like a Robin Hood. Yeah, like a buzzards have like wigs like like and Robin. Yeah, like three stuages wigs with a little cow lick in the back. Um, Adel you said carry in. So I want to I that put a pond in my head and it's not gonna get out until we see a see if I'm gonna be a voltage or in high school with at prom and they dump pigs blood on me. Uh, no, so um, you wish. at high school went at prom and they dumped pigs blood on me? Uh, no, so um, you wish. Uh, Aaron and Johnny, you are both, uh, gun enthusiasts. Uh, you told Adel that he should get his concealed carry license. He got a concealed carry in license, uh,

and he is showing up for the first time with his concealed carry. Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock. Hey, man, come here. Hey, thanks, uh, wow, metal door and everything and a sliding little people that's, knock, knock. Hey, man, come here. Hey, thanks. Wow, Metal Door and everything and a sliding little people. This is intense. We're very cool. Yeah, this is really cool.

That's why we tell you that secret knock. Yeah, thank you so much. Hey, and I am, I'm hot. Is that the term? I'm hot on the streets. Oh, you got it? I got it. I got it.

Why, we do all have our licenses. So I don't think we need to whisper. term I'm hot on the streets. Oh you got it? I got it. I got it. I Why we do all have our licenses, so I don't think we need to whisper. No, okay? It's part of the fun This is not just about look at an actually I have a license Who cares though right? I mean oh I'm talking about guns anyway. I got my license But I did have to steal this thing from a fucking zoo. I've been there. I've done that come on in show-as Oh, it's biting me. Okay, here we go open up coach shows Vulture Here's I got my I got my carry in oh my god. Oh Can see one carry in fuck man. What the fuck is that carry on my wayward son? Come on. It's a vulture What I'm talking about where show me your vultures?

We have guns man. What? To kill the vulture? No. To kill anything that comes into my house uninvited. Vampires? I thought you said we're all going to get conceal incariance. No, we do. That's not what we said. Vampires can't come in your house uninvited.

I have kids, man. I don't want anything in my house. I could hurt my kids. That's why I have all these guns. Well, your kids have iPhones. I've seen them, so... shame on you. That's poison. It's rotting their brains. Wait, I feel like your vultures about to say something. Oh no, I'm not going to say anything.

Uh, let's just all go inside the house now, yeah? Wait a minute, wait a minute! Bite my neck all day long. I'll go inside the house now, yeah? Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. This is not a part of the spin bite my neck all day long. No, it's harmless. This is the, let's all go in and shut the door and go to sleep. That sounds pretty good actually. Garlic.

Ugh, not for the me, please. I knew it. It is a vulture. No, no. Hi. New it, it is a vulture. No, no. Same. Same. Like, saying the word garlic. Yeah, vampires can't stand to hear the word garlic uttered.

Can I get the country of origin? G-A-I can't do it, I can't do it. Okay, well, with that, why don't you all practice saying garlic or spelling it and we will be right back after this brief little break Vulture sound Hey, GPC Yeah, you're not in trouble. I just need help. I'm, um, pranking at all. And I'm setting up a whole website to prank him.

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I don't know. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Hey, Adel and JPC, thank you for meeting me in the middle of the woods here. I am sort of at an empath. I can't decide whether or not to go this way or this way. I'm having a hard time choosing a path. You know, there never truly is a middle of the woods. Isn't it funny to think about something like that?

Like, have there never truly as a middle of the woods. No, this is the middle. Okay, this is it. Addle, can you help? Yeah, actually, so as per Robert Frost, I don't know if you know his poems. He has a poem called Better Help. I believe this is written in the 1800s, but it still stands true today more than ever. Aaron, you should try Better Help. Have you heard of this? You seen this? Mm-hmm.

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Very good. I don't think I did it very well. Okay, I'll go next. G-I-R-L-T-A-L-K. Garlic. Very close. That was way closer than you've gotten so far. That was very close.

Ah, that's... G-A-R-T-H-B-R-O-O-K-S. Garch-bruff. Oh. What's that means? Very close. In case games. J-A-R-L-I-T-C-H.

OK, those borrowers, because I I've only I'm only four episodes into Boba fat. Okay. If we start talking about Star Wars, you've seen the mods. Four geniuses. You see it's a play on word. You know, mods were a subsect in Britain, but these are actually modified. It's it's it's too above your pig right? It's really hard to go last in the spelling garlic bit. You know, it did such very good bits. Wait, garlic bits, Sarlike pit. Hold on there, I don't have the energy. But there's something there.

Pop and cord. Okay, this is a riddle. Yeah, very good. I didn't just pull up an email. This is an email from my boss It's been three years This is an email and I'll just use their initials. This is from a b a b says One of my managers at my job were in a small

Ritty game and while most of them were kind of dumb I thought you might enjoy this one. I just want to give a huge shout out for no reason at all to my good friend and that Benning, a wink. Mm-hmm. Uh, Adela, you are very close. You are very close to this person's name that you got the first letter of both names correct. Holy shit.

Yeah. I have cities but no houses, forests, but no trees, water, but no houses forests but no trees water but no fish what am I my dude I could say the answer or I could sing it a lot Karen O in a little group called the yeah, yeah, yes Okay, no, no, let's get the reference. Oh, yeah maps Not one of the best songs That's absolutely their best song Why why controls their best song. Well, I'm not gonna lie. Why controls their best song?

It's also Mike Cariochi's song. It goes white control. Yeah, it goes white control maps and then off with their hit. Wow. Mike, are you okay? No, it's maps. No. I was like, if it's not maps then I don't know it.

I thought you didn't confirm it. I had it confirmed it. I had not confirmed it. Sometimes there's just too many bits for me to get in my little confirmations. I think that's a new fun game. Is anytime someone gets the answer right? Another one of us goes, can you read it again? Well, you didn't say yes and I was like, well, then I am lost. Alright, go ahead.

Aaron is correct. I didn't say yes and that is a great way to get someone lost. This next one is from Adel, you're gonna flip your shit. This person's initials are A, B. And that's B, right? It is not an upbiting. And they don't say that I can say their name, so I won't say that. Okay, sorry, I've sussed it out.

I'm gonna whisper it, is it Alfred Bolina? Who is that? He's literally disguised as Dave by it Alfred Bolina? Who is that? He's literally disguised as Dave by saying Alfred Bolina. A.B. says, I'm taking the poetry class right now. And in my huge poetry anthology book, I discovered three riddles from the 10th century, translated into modern English from old English. They're approximately 1100 years old.

This is from 2018, so let's just say 114 years old. So take that with a great... I wish somebody could translate my Old English into a Miller light. Very nice. Old English is cologne, correct? Yeah. So good. Yeah. Anyway, take that with a great assault. I thought you might enjoy them, so here they are. Rittle number one. These are a little bit longer, so bear with me, okay? Yes. Raw, raw, salmon, honey, raw.

I'll bear with you. I'll bear with you. Raw, raw, I'm bear with you. When I say bear with me and people don't do that, I get a little bit upset. I'm sorry. So just so you know about me, when I say bear with me, I better need you to go, raw, bit I'm sorry, so just so you know about me when I say bear with me I'd better need you to go rar rar

See moving forward. I know that now and I'm glad that I can take better care of you as your friend Yeah, can we support you can you say that again? Sure, absolutely. These are gonna be a little bit longer so bear with me Rar rar rar rar Rar rar rar Meow You're a dick. He just told us to be a bear and you're a cat Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, wounded by iron, sated with battle deeds, wearyed by blades, often I witness war, perilous fight, nor hope for consolation, that any health may

rescue me from strife, before I perish among fighting men. But hammered swords, hard-edged and grimly sharp, batter me, and the handwork of the Smith bites in the castles. I must ever wait a contest yet more cruel. I could never in any habitation find the sort of doctor who could heal my wounds with herbs, but cuts from swords ever increase on me through deadly contests both by day and night. Anvil? That's a good guess.

That Anvil is a good guess. That is incorrect and is not an Anvil. But yeah, I mean, they said the thing about blacksmith, they said hammered swords, hard edge and grimly sharp. I do want to just, just because I thought, I truly thought it was Anvil. I do want to revisit, I believe this is a really fun scene from before. Hopefully I'm right. JBC, you are Wiley, why Lee, Kiyote, Aaron, you are the road runner.

And JBC, you just had an Anvil drop on your head because you jumped on a, a, a Teter Tater or C-Saw. And it flew up in there and hit you and the road runner has stopped to kind of admire her work and you've, you've had enough. Oh, shit, are you okay? No! No! No I'm not! Oh okay good. I think you broke my fucking Zyfoid process. Yeah.

You know what, flyin' by this plane is a pain cake? Don't be, flyin' after fuckin' imitate my voice. That's not nice. You know what this is. You know where we are. You know who this is. Yeah I know what it is. I know where we are. You know who yeah, I know what it is I know what you are. I know where we are I try to kill you but what you did and the Geneva Conventions is torture. Okay. This is torture

Well, I look to my left. I look to my right. Do I see the Geneva Convention anywhere? Fuck you. I'm looking around I don't see them. I don't see them. It's agreed upon. It's a agreed upon thing. Oh see you know what I was gonna do if I cut cut you an E. Oh, you what? I kill you when I'd eat you Wow, I'm not too worried about it. You're never gonna get me. I'm an it well, okay Okay, fine. Yeah, why cuz I got crushed into a fucking pancake. Yeah, you know how that basically dad But God won't let me die. Do you know that my dad is an Ann Phil salesman and he owns all the Ann bills in this part of the world So I'm I I'm Rich and Ann Bills. We cut to Zurich Switzerland.

Please, the two of you are before us. The convention has been moved from Geneva to Zurich. You are on trial for crimes against these crimes. Mimi Ann Bills falls on that man. Oh, that guy blew up. He's not a cartoon. Okay, well good, good thing he was just just the court stenographer and I'm the judge. Mouthy was stenographer. And I know, so you really did us a favor.

And thank you for coming here to Zurich again. Maybe double anvil. Wow, you obliterated that stenographer. That stenpper is white Okay, we the one was enough Oh, you just broke your other angel I've never seen an anvil drop on an anvilable triple anvil Okay, so can we do this with uh nine jurors or do we need the full 12? Because... See. Oh. Red Runner's a kill.

We did that before, right? I feel like 40 episodes ago, you guys were red runner and while the kid was. And I love your memory, and I love that you held on to that. I vaguely remember it, so thank you. And I love you, memory, Adel, which is why I'm so glad to not have to read this riddle again. Let's do guesses.

So this is what happens sometimes where you will have an answer in your head and then it's a really long riddle and if you get to the end and you're wrong you're fucked because you were following the thread of the answer because I was thinking like rock or stone. Okay rock or stone both are incorrect. I know and that's why I'm I fell in love with you rock. A shield? John, that's a great one. It is a shield. It is a shield. It's yeah, it's scarred by sword. It keeps getting battered and hammered by yeah, it's a shield. That's definitely just a shield. Okay, I'm really happy for you. I think you've gotten three, two, three, right?

Four, rainbow. There's no way to know. You're right. We'll never know. Unfortunately, we can't know for sure. And we never will. There are two more riddles. So yeah, keep in mind, Aaron, always throw that first guess out

because it's always gonna be wrong. Except if it's Johnny, then it's usually right. This one's a little shorter, but still, please bear with me. Has there ever been a night? Yeah. What the fuck? Has there ever been a night? Fuck.

Has there ever been a night that just had two shields? Huh. Would that be like a cool thing? I think you'd be very nervous. He'd be like, well, I hope, oh God. He just has to wait until the other guy gets so tuckered out from swinging. Yes, please wear out, please wear out, please wear out.

It's like a toddler and needs to take a nap. A poor guy had a big day. Oops, I'll shields. If I'm on the battlefield and I see the night with two shields, I'm like, dips. Because, because I know that's the one night who's not killing me. I might not kill him, but we might be able to like two or three hours into the battle be like, we're good, right? We're good. You go back to your friends, I go back to England, we're good.

Beware the night with two shields. He will tucker you out. You'll be exhausted. I've heard tale of you bedtime tale. And then what happens? And then he just bleeps. He can't, he can't win. So he's just bleeps tied to his poor arms. They're covered in bruises.

And then whoever's attacking the night with two shields slowly realizes it's just like a, it's just an armament, like it's just a stand with two shields. Oh, yeah. There's no guy back here. It's just two shields on the wall. I guess I got some good practice in. Yeah, you've been fighting the wall.

What did you think that guy was impossibly thin? Okay, yeah, this one is a little shorter. It's so pretty long. Okay. My dress is silent when I tread the ground or stay at home or stir upon the waters. Sometimes my trappings and the lofty air raise me above the dwelling place of men.

And then the power of clouds carries me far above the people. And my ornaments loudly resound, sin forth, amelody, and clearly sing, when I am not in touch with earth or water, but a flying spirit. Some sort of fucking bird, some sort of like a stork or something. Addle, you are very close with some sort of fucking bird. Nothing about what cranes did we have a thousand years ago? Dinosaur, dinosaurs! Yes, I forgot. Lomingos in Top Hats?

No, Aaron, would you like to say that your answer? Swan. It is a swan. But can we circle back to flamingos and top hats? Because I feel like there is another movie there. I'm not gonna play Monopoly. That game takes an hour and nobody wins. Well, we all win if we get a little closer and have some fun

and learn the value of money. We learn the value of money if we play Monopoly. And how the store market works. And what neighborhoods to build buildings in. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Okay. This one is going to be the shortest of the three. So bear with me. Bra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra And slowly, it's like a 50-50 with you guys. Will I get what I want? Will I get what I need? I have the memory of a goldfish, so I have to wait for Adel to do it. And then I remember to do it.

Gotcha. Okay. This is riddle three. A moth ate words, a marvelous event. I thought it when I heard about that wonder. A worm had swallowed some man's lay. A thief in darkness had consumed the mighty saying with its foundation firm. The thief was not one wit the wiser when he ate those words.

Sorry, I wasn't listening. I was thinking I have the memory of a goldfish. Man, I miss my deadfish parents. Good. I like that a lot. I think the answer is book. You think the answer is book. That is close, but it is not correct. Oh, cookbook. Johnny? Help us out. Oh, I'll be honest. These one, I'm too stupid for these ones, and I didn't even know that you got to the question part yet.

It just sounded like you said a lot of words. Yeah, so I think Aaron, you glummed onto the very first thing, which is a moth ate words, a marvelous event. I thought it when I heard about that wonder. A worm had swallowed some man's lay. A thief in darkness had consumed the mighty saying with its foundation firm. The thief was not one wit the wiser when he ate those words.

And this is translated? This is Transylvania. Oh, so I don't know if I did it. Old English is like barely English. It's like water fly or water fly. It's like water. It's like water. It's like water.

So this is straight behind. So this is straight behind. He's just looking to make a deal. Damn, no, no. Johnny, rise up your bow. Um, is, was book close? Book is part of the answer. Is part of it.

The word book is part of this book. Dictionary. The bookshelf, the good book, the holy bible. Yeah, it's a good book. The bible. I said the word book is part of this answer and Aaron said dictionary. Yeah, we're gonna think you're gonna find out what the definition of book is. Thank you.

The word book, the word book is in this answer. Bookworm. And it makes her make me. It is bookworm. Yes, this is, this is a worm that eats a book. And that dumbass worm. Worm is in the rid dumbass worm worm is in the riddle worm was in the riddle Yeah, that's in the heart Well, oh, I want to see a scene. Oh, please Aaron. Okay, so Johnny you are a book worm your little worm And you're on a date with JPC and you're just being super pretentious because you have a really pretentious taste in books Oh They have rainbow bright here. I'd love to, like, an apathy, like an

appetizer if we if we wanted to order like a rainbow bright, they're like 10 pages. I'm only familiar with the movie rainbow bright. Oh, well, yeah, I mean, did you like the movie? I don't really watch movies or eat them. Whatever makes sense in the fiction. Sorry, sir, I heard you say rainbow. I heard you from the bar. So I brought you a told drink of gravity's rainbow.

Thomas Pinchin, it's a vintage Thomas Pinchin. Oh, and you work here or you're a good... This is just my buddy. We happen to be here at the same time. Oh, what can I get you? Would you like a mavana git or a foster Wallace? What can I get you? Oh, again, he doesn't work here.

He's just a guy, but you'll get you the drink. You're gonna get me a drink. Honestly, I'm overwhelmed with this menu. I feel like I'm kind of way over my head. Half of you know what they're in French. If we're sticking with rainbows, I think he could really do with a rainbow fish. That's more his speed.

Yeah, so I understand. I understand. Hold on, hold on. I've been to restaurants before. I don't need to eat like hop and pop tonight or whatever, right? It's, don't order me green eggs And hail I could do it adult drink Give me give me an anamorph's 106

What oh sorry no sorry, I just thought of my favorite candy bar to snicker which is why I did what I did I'll be right back with no no no no no no hold on let me get no I don't and of course. That's a little kid drink. I don't want that um You know give me oh you know what I've I'll have a catcher in the rye Oh, that's much better. Yes. Oh wait. Is that whiskey hold on a kid? No, I can do rye Okay God, I don't know Can I have what about you said you have you have a varnigate? Yes, can I get Does varnigate have like short stories?

Sure. What's it crazy monkey? You're thinking of the dandy world the Ladies over there just sent over this James jolly's for you. I hope you like characters who are stuck in their circumstances. Yeah. Oh, wow. Wow. The best thing about these is that when you finish it,

you started over here. That's so bold to send those two, those table of ladies to send a book when we are on the day. We knew what we were doing at you. I think they're just trying to so discord honestly. Oh, they're drinking you. They should be drinking books. I was so overwhelmed.

Yes. And now we all were. I don't think we've ever read a book based on what I can't read. Well, I know. I don't know that. Having to come up with a book I've read on the spot. I've't read. Well, I know, I know that. Having to come up with a book I've read all the spot, I've read that bodigan short stories, why don't it's a bath at a monkey house?

It's something like that. Okay, here's the last riddle for today. This one comes from Brandon. Brandon writes, that's Brandon with a B. Brandon writes, what has no sides or an infinite number of sides? Switzerland. What's that? Switzerland?

What has no sides or an infinite number of sides? And though it can be easily perceived, it can never be truly created. Wow. No sides or an infinite number of sides. Is it both at the same time or it's one or the other? It's both at the same time I would say. Wow. Yeah.

Victoria, filet at Outback Steakhouse. There you go. Yes. Or this steak comes with an infinite number of sores. No, I like none, please. You can't call that aside. No, that's a knife. You can call that a knife.

We call that a canopy. No sides or an infinite number of sides. What was the second part to it? It can be easily perceived. It can never be truly created. Though it can be easily perceived, it can never be truly created. Though it can be easily perceived, it can never be truly created. Just in city. An argument?

That's a great answer. That is a very, very good answer to this riddle, but no, it is not an argument. It is. Oragami. Oragami is closer, but it is not Oragami. Oragami is closer than an argument. Sounds like a Leonard Cohen lyric.

That's my favorite vinegate book. Yeah, origami is closer technically. In terms of the word, like the spelling or sound of the word or in terms of the actual object. A floating orb. I think in terms of the actual object. Aaron, I love floating orb because if it was just an orb on the ground, you'd be like,

no, it's got a side I could see it right there. But if it's floating, no, it is not a floating orb. The future. Is it like a prism or like, what are those collides still for something? Getting closer, I mean, yeah, like prism, but it's not a collidescope. No, that's a really good guess too, because that that kind of like one side infinite number of sides. Interesting. Is it like a,

you know, like a plane, but like in math, where everything would be? Nice. Yes, it's kind of like that. I mean, that's, I mean, that's very, very close. We're very close. Is it the thing that's like the spiral inward that occurs in nature everywhere? What is that? So if it's fractal? Fractal or? Okay, enough of your little conspiracy theories about the spiral that you can see. No one. The spiral staircase that went up to the book depository, you know, the

occurred in nature. It's on all the dollar bills. And that's just the beginning. You know the thing, the thing that it was the last thing your dad ever said to you, he said find it, find it, he must find the fracking. You know the thing, Kurt Russell, you know the thing.

He gave you the pouch with the gym. You, it became your life. You met the beautiful exotic woman. You had a saver. Oh boy, give us a little hint, Daddy. So with like math class or like geometry class, I think you were, you with like talking about a plane,

that was where you were the closest. Is it like a graph or a grid or something? I mean, I think you're so close to it that I might as well just give it to you because I truly believe that Johnny, again, Johnny's plane answer was probably the best. Like a how specific is it? Is it going to be like pretty specific? Like that? Would you say you could in? It's something that you would put on a piece of paper. I think definitely what's that?

A pen. No. A drawing. A drawing? It's a drawing pen pen no a drawing a drawing It's a drawing of something it's a specific thing that is drawn on it. It's a could be I guess it could be a circle Yes, it could be a circle drawn on a paper would which would be a drawing Two-dimensional yes Yes, it is that it is a two-dimensional shape Because if you try to create one whether it be on a screen or on a paper, the shape will have some level of depth and can therefore be three-dimensional.

So you can never really create a two-dimensional shape, because as soon as you do, it'll be three-dimensional. And it has no sides or an infinite number of sides. I will say, my... I discovered... This is years and years ago. I discovered like my junior high notebooks my means and so many so many pages are just Covered in the when you draw one square and then another square behind it and then connect it with the angles No, so it becomes like I was obsessed with just doodling that over and over you ever do that But with the cool S. Yes. Oh, yeah, yeah, shade in the certain night. Yeah, you can make it. Yeah, no internet

Yeah, what were you gonna do sitting class and fucking no No, no, no, no, no, no, we're the internet my day. It was called doodles Grandpa's the internet go get me a switch Keep us you guys you guys absolutely nailed it. That was a hard one. Brandon says, hope you like it. Or alternatively, I hope the people guessing it, it hate it.

And the person reading it gets pleasure out of it. Well, Brandon, you didn't know that I'd be reading it, but you knew me all too well. Brandon says like a real pervert. Yeah, 100%. Thank you for saying it. You sound like my type of person. Brandon, a real pervert.

So if you're out there and you're still listening, you get two thumbs up from this pervert, which brings us to my favorite part of the show. And that's the part of the show where we plug the shit that we got going on. And so we'll give the guest the honored spot of going last, so they can truly just think about all their plugs. And I'll go to you first, Adam,

what is it that you would like to plug? I was recently a guest on a wonderful podcast called Finding Favorites. I was talking about Chicago restaurants and food and a bunch of other stuff, so please check out that podcast Finding Favorites. And also check out the hello from the magic tabern Patreon, please.

I believe all of our HeyTabern tabern episodes will are either on there now or will be on there fairly soon. My favorite thing we ever recorded. Wait, for that residual check. Aaron, anything to play? Follows at ComDND on Twitter and Instagram. And then also I'd like to plug going to Target

and going to the Frozen section and getting frozen donuts and then put them in your refrigerator and then have one donut every day. It's making my life a little better. I'm having a donut a day. It's very peaceful. A cold donut? Yeah, well, so I don't know why they're in the freezer section. I get the gluten free donuts from the freezer section and then I put them in my refrigerator and they're cold and it tastes so good cold and I didn't know and no one told me and so now I'm telling people because no one told me.

Oh, okay. Because no one told you., because no one told you I'm breaking the cycle GBC any crazy shit you want to blurt My thing was meaningful Every day at all fuck you have a donut every day. I'm mad at you right now And I still want you to have the pleasures of a donut a day Well, you can call me just one donut a day You can call me a robot because I'm about to Paul Blurr this out You can follow me at twitch.tv slash shark barkman

And that's where you can find me streaming video games over at twitch Johnny You're the guest of honor anything that you would like to plug J a R L I T C H I you would like to plug. J-A-R-L-I-T-C-H. I hate garlic. I love garlic. He got it. To plug my show that I do with JPC called Bill Buds. We talk about pop music. Adeline Aaron have both been on.

I love Bill and I love to get you back. I love to get you back. And I hope to come back on for Phil Buds, which is the three of us talking about Phil Collins. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do gets uncrustables are in the freezer section. You eat those bad boys frozen? I don't know, you like that but not my donut idea? I fucking fuck this place. Whatever, fuck you guys. Whatever, fuck you guys.

Don't attempt to make your lives a little better, little sunnier. I have a donut thing for me. I remember. You just have to have your donut. Oh. Casey, don't need to be editing. That already heritage is a beautiful thing. Hey there, Zack's and Brass, if you like that, you are going to love this week's Patreon. It's our thrilling conclusion to the Hey Riddlestation Space Saga.

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