Hey Riddle Riddle - #188: Bad News Gang

Episode Date: February 23, 2022

This week we're talking smoothies and also giving our recommendations of what to watch and what to avoid! Plus the Bad News Gang drops by to keep all of our spirits down. All that plus a brand new meal, a new friend on an commute, a fun summer activity, life in a simpler time, a couple of hunters and their prey and a celebrity phone call! Don't forget to tweet us with your #perfectsmoothieblendStarring: Adal Rifai John Patrick Coan Erin Keif Editing by:  Casey Toney Theme by:  Arne Parrott Logo by:  Emily Kardamis & Emmaline Morris Want more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon! Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & prints Want to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a head gum podcast. Here's the thing. I said sorry my last meeting ran long could you 515? Casey said 100% Aaron answered that text by saying yes yes yes and I looked at my phone when I saw yes yes yes and I said uh oh. Oh that text by saying yes, yes, yes, and I looked at my phone when I saw yes, yes, yes, yes, and I said oh Oh, am I in a weird mood? Oh, did I caffeinate a little bit wrong today? Is everyone a little bit nervous? I've made everyone nervous. I said I said that's three more. Yes is that we get from Aaron I don't get it again any text thread. Aaron's unpredictable today. She could say or do anything.

Ha ha. Just so everyone is listening, because this is the start of the episode. Just so everyone is listening. No, when Aaron answers a text, yes, yes, yes, you're in trouble. That's a different type of energy that we are facing in hard-subscript today.

That is an a typical Aaron energy that we are facing in hard-subs with. That is an atypical air and energy. I guess good luck. I don't know. I'm not in control of whatever this is. So Aaron, what, JBC and I could try and guess, but it might take a little while that might be fruitless. What is different about you today? I'm trying to, what did you put in your body?

What did you drink? What's going on today? What's my name? What's my name? Let's see. Are you writing that post-superbowl high? Writing the post-superbowl high. It's been so sunny and hot in LA, so it feels like summer.

So I have that sort of summer Aaron vibe. Okay. You call her seren, right? Yes, Aaron. I had a smoothie this morning, which is also why you call me Samaritan a good Samaritan. Yeah, I I'm hashed out smoothie squad. I also had a smoothie today Well last time we recorded I talked about how I basically had butter and olive oil for breakfast and that it made my

Summaker and then you said start your day with a smoothie. And I went, I have smoothies in the late afternoon. Maybe I'll start starting my day with them and it makes a huge difference. Wow. Can we talk about what your smoothie, what you go to smoothie recipe is? What are we putting into this bad dragon?

Well, I love this. I am about to switch over to some sort of pre-packed, pre-made smoothie. I used to do those from like Costco or something. Yeah. But I got a bunch of like loose fruit. Well, you guys know what I mean. Just like frozen fruit.

Give me some fruit. Make it smooth or else forget about it. Yeah, like that. Santana. Well, it's a cold one. I'm picking smoothies at the new day, so. So today I had to sort of make a hodgepodge of things. A game changer for my smoothies is putting a tiny bit of lime juice in it.

Okay. So it was like lime juice, a tiny bit of oat milk, coconut water, a splash of cranberry juice, and that was like my base. And then I had like my little like protein powder thing that I put in, that has vitamins in it, and then I like a omega-3 little thing that you put in. And then I, what do you call it? Smooth, blended. A bunch of.

So smooth is correct. Smooth, yes. Spinage in vegetables. And I put them into ice cubes. And then I put a couple of the ice cubes into every smoothie just so I don't have to, like vegetables can be so messy when you're, like, especially spinach is so annoying to work with.

And then I did strawberry bananas and pineapples. Spinach is so hard to work with because it's very egotistical. It's usually running late. It will come out of its trailer. It shrinks when you cook it. Yeah. It will not come out of its trailer. What'd shrinks when you cook it. Yeah. It will not come out of its trailer.

What's in your smoothies? What's in your smoothies? Capital One credit cards. Yard. Guys, JPC is the capital one pirate. God, I would love to work for a bank. You know what, you know what credit cards you want to put out there more than anything is piracy That's good branding for them you endowed on a car Man, I would get fired fast. What do you guys put in your smoothies? Well lately lately what I've been putting into my smoothies is and Mariah can attest to this too much yogurt I haven't gotten the yogurt thing exactly right. I can either make a smoothie that tastes exactly like yogurt or I can make a smoothie where the yogurt is imperceptible,

but I haven't really gotten the perfect blend. Here's the other thing that I do. I'm so ambitious when I create smoothies that I'll just put a bunch of stuff in and then Mariah will be like, great, you made 80 ounces of smoothie. Who is going to drink 80 ounces of smoothie? Because you couldn't just stop.

You couldn't just do like a four-agridious smoothie. You had to do 15 ingredients a little bit of each and now you have 85 ounces of smoothie and it's as thick as fucking sludge. My blenders and the refrigerator right now, JPC, because I made too much smoothie. Cut from the same cloth. The first time we got a blender, we got one of these Ninja blenders, and I think it has an 80 ounce thing, and I made a smoothie that was eating ounces. I had one, but I can't find it. At all.

Yeah, there's sneaky little fuckers. Yeah. They're high. I mean, 80 ounces of smoothie, and it wasn't very good, because I hadn't gone to the grocery store to get the proper things for a smoothie, so it wasn't very good, but I refused to throw it out,

and so I just kept it in the refrigerator, and I was like, what's up, she goes, no, no one wants to drink that. It's a proper thing for a smoothie, so it wasn't very good, but I refused to throw it out. And so I just kept it in the refrigerator and I was like, Brad, you want something she goes, no, no one wants to drink that. It's awful. You keep adding water to it to try to fix it. And now it just tastes like water. And I was like, and there's, you keep making more of it because you keep adding liquid. So yeah, I can really fuck up a smoothie. That's why my mood is always bad.

Bad smoothie. I don't know. Gemma makes the smoothies in our household. In this household, Gemma wears the smoothie pants. So I'll have to ask her what she puts in in her. You're gonna get infections so fast if you wear smoothie pants, by the way, everybody.

Immediate infection. Immediate infection. I wanna say she does, just off the top of my head, I'm gonna say, tops her line, nerds, coffee. You have to go rope. If you get to put nerds in a smoothie, you gotta go rope. With the rope. Ice cream, coffee. You have to go rope. If you get to put nerds in a smoothie, you gotta get to go rope. Yeah, ice cream, mustard.

Pop rocks. Pop rocks, which are the poor man's nerds. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. They're nerds for birds. But I'll have to ask her and I'll send it along because she makes her very good smoothie. And I think the base, I think we've told you before, that mix from Costco.

Yeah. It's like a mango avocado or something, but it's just fantastic. It's so good. Yeah, I need something sort of pre-made because what I'm doing is too expensive. I can't afford to just buy all that loose fruit as often as I would like to, so I got it.

You sound like a peasant from the opening of, I wanna say, Beauty and the Beast, where the one woman says, I need six eggs that's too expensive and you say, I need loose fruit, that's too expensive and you say I need loose fruit that's too expensive I think if you are going to lose fruit rotto Costco is the way to go because they sell like the big ass packages of like mixed berries and they they tend to last for quite a while which I'm which I'm pretty into what do we think the loses fruit is I feel like

papaya's probably throwing it out there. What is a sexually liberated fruit? Let's see. It's gotta be grapes, man. Great, okay. Because wine. Yeah, grapes, I think grapes. Grape's gonna little loose. They turn into wine. Yeah, I feel like a grape asked me to have a three some months. I'm not mistaken, a great rolled up to me at a bar. Um, that's a good, I'm gonna think on that, Adela. I love that. That's a good question. My friend's gonna be in the freezer and then later tonight he's gonna join in.

You listening at home, you think about it and you hit us with your hashtag perfectsmoothieblood. Can I tell you guys two things that I watched this weekend? One was the worst thing I've ever seen and And one was the best, but I'm right. I hear about the worst one. And I only want to hear about the best. And one of us tells the truth and one of us always lies. No, so you only want to hear about the bad,

wait, wait a minute. So I'm not going to go into the good one, but I watched, I want you back the Amazon Prime new romcom with Jenny Slate and Charlie Day. And I thought it was excellent. I loved it. I'm a romcom fan. What you back? I thought it was excellent. I loved it. I'm a rom-com fan. What you back?

I want you back. I want you back. You mispronounced Mary Me, starring Jennifer Lopez and Owen Wilson. Oh, I mispronounced Mary Me. And I mispronounced you Chuck and Larry. Um, but that was great. And it's actually good and you should watch that.

And I'm giving people a good thing to watch. So they forgive me for the bad thing I'm going to tell you to watch. And I know I'm super behind and most of you have already watched it. But the Princess Diana musical on Netflix is the worst thing I've ever seen. That's what I've heard.

It is tasteless. I've only been able to handle it in 10 minute blocks. So I've been watching it for like a week and a half to try to get through it. But it is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I have been crying laughing every time I put it on. So I gotta say I saw a clip and I think the, and I haven't seen everything so correct me if I'm wrong,

but it felt like the most, the felt like the most tasteless part of that was when the paparazzi sings their song and they're like over here Diana, over here, over here Diana. That is steering wheel over here Diana. The most tasteful part of the entire show. It is so insane to me.

It is also like, why would you make this when some of the bad people who are in it are still alive and you're trying to make them sympathetic? Does if someone made Hamilton when Burr was still alive, he'd be like, he's also kind of like a murderer. I don't know if we should make him super human. When to Mexico and raised an army to try and overthrow the US, I think? He'd be like, he's also kind of like a murderer. I don't know if we should make him super human. Went to Mexico and raised an army

to try and overthrow the US, I think? Here's my thing about a Princess Diana musical. We either need zero of them, or we need six of them. I want to see nothing but, I want to see three Princess Diana musicals a year. Every year I want there to be a spring one, a fall one, and a one, right in time for Christmas, because we don't need any of them,

so I want nothing but it. That's the way that Hollywood works. Oh, that would be a nightmare. Is it going to Broadway? It already went to Broadway. It already went, okay. It's a film, diversion of Broadway. It bought a ticket, it bought a ticket,

so they couldn't tell it, it can't be here. It saw, I think it saw a suciical and a JCS, but it was there. It was around, it got drunk and ruined those productions. I don't know if you remember this, but when we saw Hades Town together, we walked out of the theater and you were talking about the show when we looked across the street and the marquee

was for Diana, the musical. And you and I both got distracted at the same time. We're like, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, why does that exist? They agree, remember that. And it's like a profile god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, why does that exist? Figly remember that. And it's like a profile picture for Facebook. Yeah, and we were in the middle of a sentence that at the same moment we were like, oh my god.

Gobsmacked. That's the only time in life I've actually been gobsmacked. But anyways, I think that if you need a little bit of joy or despair, check out those two things. Everyone needs one of those two things. I need comfort, enjoy. Comfort, enjoy. How are you guys doing? Are you okay?

Yeah, we're good. We are, let's see what we're going through. I got this handle. We're good. Let's see, what are we going through? What are we going through? It's through us. Tee, tee, tee, tee. I guess the big news for me is this weekend,

I got too ambitious, had too much cake, and had a really bad time. So here's my... Oh, how was your, did you eat that Valentine's cake yet? Yes, and I think... Is that the one you guys took from? Had too much of it. Here's the thing.

It was amazing. It's great. Here's the thing. If you have a cake, just even if you think, oh no, if I don't eat this cake, it's just gonna go to waste let it go to waste Okay, because you shouldn't try to eat half a cake

Very fast just because you think it's gonna go to waste cuz I'll tell you what happens It does go to waste it waste inside your body and then what you've just done is you've poisoned your temple with cake I don't know Anyway, so I'm here's JPC's recommendation of the month. One slice of cake. What? JPC, you reminded me of my catchphrase, which is, I treat my body like a temple, temple of doom.

Well, JPC, what kind of cake was it? It was a, it was from milk. It was a red velvet cheesecake. Like now, I'm staying cake. After you mentioned it to me, that you bought, that you ordered it from Mariah, cake. After you mentioned it to me, that you ordered it from Raya, I got an email promoting it to me, and I saw a picture of it in a looked incredible.

Yeah, it was very good. Trust me, it was delicious, but... I'm glad you didn't waste it. I know that you're in pain. Yeah, it was, I had a bad time. I said, I gotta go to bed right now, and I don't wanna talk about, I don't wanna talk about why I have to go to bed right now.

So, that's that's JPC's recommendation cake in moderation. Okay, so let's so lay me down a track please. Okay. Oh wait, I'm laying you down a track. Okay, get Please. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do moderation, but I got to eat this cake in my US nation. Got a read up on philosophy. Got to read my cons, but I can't fit this cake. It's got too much fondant moderation. I just ordered a cake for myself online during that. I'm multi-tasking. It's funny when online during that. I'm a multi-tasking. It's funny when you're trying to sing cake lyrics and you're like, I can't figure out the timing and you're like, oh, that's their whole thing.

Yeah, that's just, that's 90% of it. I'm talking in a way that doesn't make much sense. It's audio-frager. It's like, is there an opening? Maybe not, but I'm a ghost. Hey, if there is an opening, I'll take it right now. And I'll take that opening to do some listener submitted retils. I'm old man puzzles. So sad. And we're going to take you on a journey. And we want to take everybody to Riddle Town. No, we can't go back there.

I've on him, Riddle tickets. I was showing my friend Elizabeth who was on the show recently, our chart of how the keeping track of episodes of like whose Old Man Puzzles win and blah blah blah, just for our other podcast, just as an example. And she was like, what does OMP mean? And I was like, I don't want to tell you. Oh, like money, personified. It means old man puzzles, and that is a thing in an official document that we hold. Oh, I thought it was met other meeples pussy.

Oh! You know, with O and B, every last home-eat. Yeah, the guy from Carcasson, I'm fucking his wife. The little piece from Carcasson. Yeah, that's for, I guess that's probably for like, 10 people who enjoys that joke. And listen, am I gonna get a bunch of people telling me it's not pronounced Carcasson probably.

I think it might be pronounced Carcasson. Carcasson, eh? JPC, ask me if I'm ready for some listener submitted riddles. Uh, okay, I'm writing down my prediction of what I think, or it's gonna say, Aaron, are you ready for some listener-submitted riddles? Yes, yes, yes. That's it.

The triple yes, Garrett D. Aaron is ready for it. Yeah. Woo! Fruit in my body for the first time in a week. There's fruit in my body for the first time in a week. Ha, ha, fruit in my body. Your body's like, I'm freaking out, man.

What is all these nutrients in it? I can't get poisoned with cake one night and then wake up and have fruit. You gotta make up your fucking mind. What kind of life are you living? I wanna see a scene. In my body. Aaron, you are Aaron.

JPC, you are Aaron's body. And Aaron, you've just eaten a piece of fruit for the first time in forever. Hey, man, you're welcome. Ah. Ha ha. you're welcome. Why, water. Why? Okay, what I'm hearing from you is iced coffee. Am I hearing you right?

Water. I'm in the middle. Chips real. I'm alive. Why? Why do you want to kill me? Me? You are killing me!

I feed you all those potato chips! And hamsters are like chips! So it's salt and chocolate, too much of a good thing. Alright, let's call it, just like, even, and we'll get some sushi, okay? Why are we sitting like this? This get me comfortable! It's not. It's not.

It's not. Okay, so here's our first riddle. I guess this is kind of like, I think this is more like warm up territory, but honestly, I'll give you a peek by in the curtain. They're all riddles, man. There it is though. We're 190,000 episodes in.

There's no warm up city more. It's not we're in the main course. It's the main of it. You can choke on an appetizer, so we could easily get stuck on a warm-up rental. Oh, absolutely. Edel, what's the spirit, Edel? What appetizer are you most likely to choke on?

Mots of Realistic's, because you take a bite. Here's what I do. They're okay. I reach for a Mots of Real stick, I put it towards my mouth. Now, I'm not, I know what people are thinking. What does this fucking freak do? He holds it like a piece of corn and nibbles at it, like in rotation. No one's got it until you set it.

Eat it like a typewriter? No. Take the bread off, yeah, take the bread off. I eat it from one end, so I put, I pick up the mozzarella stick, I start putting it towards my mouth. Then I take a bite and I immediately start chewing and swallowing. Now, what happens sometimes is the mozzarella cheese is reluctant to let go of its brothers and sisters. Gotcha.

So the cheese is hanging on for dear life and there's some sort of sinewy, connective tissue combining the mozzarella stick that's already traveling south into my belly and the mozzarella stick that's still in my hand. It's cheese. It just goes. Now what that does is that turns it into like almost a little fishing rod. And I have to yank it back out while I'm choking. So as to break up my engine.

I'm ordering another cake so I don't have to listen to this. Okay, turn up. Tap, tap, tap, tap. If I meet my mozzarella stick, guaranteed I'm biting it back from the back. The first bite is going to be the back of the stick for me. So it's going in the throat. The third bite is the deepest. And the front of my teeth are biting the back of the stick for me. So it's going in the throw. The deepest. And the part about Keith are biting the back of the stick.

Okay. That's nothing. That's bad. That's like eating shrimp. Do you just need a little water or a tail to put on the plate? Well, it's like when I eat a fish, I put the whole fish in my mouth

and pull out all the bones. You heat-cliffing. Yeah. Sure, okay. It's called a Heathcliff. Key JPC is it. So I guess we're out of the impasse. It's a bit of a standstill

I'm ready for these easy ones this first riddle comes from can I read your name? I don't know So I won't initials are mr. This first riddle comes from mr. mystery The one who wants to be with games from mr. Big we're stalling The there's a guy by the way in that video who looks exactly like friend or miss it. So go buy oh yeah That's wild. Okay, this is for mr. mystery. I have wings, but I can't fly I have ribs, but I can't breathe condom when the sky is on fire. I can always be found what am I The sky is on fire. I can always be found. What am I?

Adel, you said condom, and what was the first thing you said? No, I wanna restrict this from the record, sir. When a sky is on fire, I can be found. So is this a cloud? I can always be found. Oh, the sky is on fire. It is not a cloud. So the sun is the sun ribbed?

Is the sun have wings? What has wings and is ribbed? Are these real questions? Cause I can answer them with hot notes. Is it like a Pegasus? Is it like a Pegasus? Uh, no. Is it something from the earth or is it man-made?

Uh, whoof. Um, I guess man-made? Yeah, I guess it would be man made. Yes, it definitely be man made. Okay. Is it a boat? Is it a boat? No, but explain what. I guess a boat sail.

I say a rib. A sail would be a wing for a boat and then the hole has wooden planks which would be really. A pad for your period. They have wings. That's what I said. Why does the tampon?

Well. Which is different. Which is different. Wait, did you say, you say that at all or was that stricken from the record that was Stricing from the record okay strike my these comments from the record We're not we're not keeping a record of this and we're certainly not striking Can you read it one more time please I have wings but I can't fly I have ribs can't breathe. When the sky is on fire, I can always be found what am I. There is another hint. Penguin. Like the hint?

No, something like that. That's a great guess. Yes, a hint. Smokey pretty good. Smokey pretty good. Smokey pretty good. Smokey pretty good. Smokey pretty good.

Smokey pretty good. Smokey pretty good. Smokey pretty good. Smokey pretty good. Smokey pretty good. Smokey pretty good. Smokey pretty good. Smokey pretty good. Smokey pretty good. Smokey pretty good. Smokey pretty good. Uh, no, a fire. Fire has many winters in it. You're on the right track, but the answer is not fire.

But fire can't prevent it. Uh, air, you're colder. I hate it. But much colder. I know. No, no, no. Hot water. Hot water. It's warmer water.

I have many winters in me, but I can't get pregnant. There are, yeah, there are three operative words in this riddle that will tell you what we're talking about. And I'll read it again, okay. I have wings, but I can't fly. I have ribs, but I can't breathe. When the sky is on fire, I can always be found. I have many winners, but we'll never meet.

Is this an airplane? And let me explain. The wings are the wings. Okay. The seats are the ribs. And. The seats are the ribs, and all these fucking weeners who can't stand flying and cover their eyes and watch TV are scared to fly. The people that you are taking down right now

are people that like to watch TV on airplanes? That's who you're coming after? If you don't look out the window the entire time you're a weener, face your eyes. Okay, I wanna see you see. Adel and Aaron you are two are sitting next entire time you're a winner. Face me. I want to see you see, Adel and Aaron, you and two are sitting next to each other on a flight. The flight has taken off at your in the air.

You guys really haven't talked to you, like said hello or whatever, but you don't know each other. And Aaron, you're getting out an iPad to watch something on your iPad. And Adel, you just can't let it go because this is classic weater behavior. Perfect.

Oh, man, let's just try guessing. Oh, sorry, no, no, no, no. Oh, sorry, do you have to use the restroom? No, I just don't want you, I don't want you distracted. Uh-oh. Just look out the window. Uh-oh. What's the uh-oh about?

Why is there something bad happening? Possibly. Any time. Something back it happened. We're not, man's not meant to be in the air like this. Do you know this plane is, is probably thousands of pounds? Um, yeah. Yeah. I mean, I fly for work like once a week. I'm pretty decent to tie to it. Are you okay? Are you feeling okay? Once a week, wow. How is a week spelled? I fly 12 hours a day. I don't really have a destination. I just fly wherever and then immediately fly back home.

Because I'm hoping, I'm curious about plane crashes. And I feel like it's inevitable until I'm a part of one. And then I can really have a story to tell and a story to sell. Sorry, I put my head up and what was that? Oh, let me knock those out and throw them around the aisle. Will you please face your fears?

Sorry, it just annoys me when people don't face their fears. And it feels like you're hiding, like you're being a little coward, when you escape into what are you watching here at Ozark Season 5? Yeah, hey man, do you want to like a quarter of this annex? Like I just usually take it. Are you telling me a secret? Yeah, I'm just saying like if you want, like if quarter of a Xanax? Like I just usually take it. Are you telling me a secret? Yeah, I'm just saying like if you want, like if you're a little stressed out about flying me

I'll get stressed out about flying. Like I can give you a quarter of the Xanax and I think maybe it would help you be less stressed out and like oh my arm. Huh, well if I took a quarter of your Xanax I'd be on five in a quarter Xanax. Now why would I want that? Ha ha ha.

Uh oh, I'm just gonna ring the button to talk to the with the Xanax. Hi, I am oh, I'm just gonna ring the button to talk to the... Hey! Uh, hi, I am Sean, I'm the flight attendant. Is there anything that I can help you with? Yeah, could I change? Uh, yeah, I'm sorry. You're sitting next to Jeff?

Yeah. Okay, I'm sure. You will receive a full refund. Oh my gosh, thank you so much. Jeff, I didn't catch you up, but I should have told you when you got on the plane. Yeah, it's a full refund if you're next to Jeff. Congratulations. Thank you! It's a possible to move or no, no other no empty seats

There's one empty seat, but it's next to the air marshal and he just told me he should his pants cuz he was so scared Oh, good now that's now that's a man Um, okay, GPC the answer is I I can't believe I didn't get to play the air marshal who shits his pants every time he gets to play. I'll bring it back. I'll bring it back. I'll bring it back.

I'll bring it back. I'll bring it back. I'll bring it back. Thank you. Thank you. Hi. Yeah. So I said there's three operative words.

And you know what? You guys are doing a lot of guessing, but I don't, I think that you're missing what's right in front of you with these guesses. You're like, the wings are this, the ribs are this. What if they're just wings and ribs? What are you saying, man, made? Yeah, it is man, make birds. Like a drone. Is it a drone?

Wow. No, it is not a drone. Is it a drone? Oh, wow. Um, no, it is not a drone. I think you would most often find this in like the summertime. Summertime. Kite. No, it's not with wings. It's not a kite. I get a mid.

Maybe I'm starting to regret saying man made but it truly is a little angel Okay, what what would you find in the summertime that has wings ribs and weeners Casey said I'm loving this Which means Casey knows the answer? Is it a fucking grill? Yeah, it's close. That's close to what the hell is a grill have wings. Is it a flying grill? It's not a grill It's just my favorite if you're ever in? Is it a flying grill? It's not a grill, it's a close. Which is my favorite. If you're ever in Minneapolis, check out the flying grill. They have the hottest winters around.

Is it like a bonfire thing, like a campfire? Well, yeah, but like what would have wings and ribs and winters? Something that like your cooking food. Yeah, so it's the summertime I'm saying, hey, I'm having a barbecue. Barbecue, thank you, Christ on, I'm having a barbecue barbecue. Thank you Christ on cross. Wait, how does a barbecue have wings wings? You're cooking wings barbecue wings. Oh Oh, I would like to see a scene. I feel like I'm living in fucking Lala land because of how much fun

I'm having just enjoy you guys and how much you invented jazz. JPC, you're a dad in a backyard and you're grilling for a barbeque and uh... addles another neighborhood dad coming up to you with a cooler any has a lot of unconventional things that he wants to barbeque for the party you that's me or that's you that you add a little bit of your the unconventional one okay for more burgers so this is your two minute warning on hot dogs okay what's up Tony? No

No, no, no Jeff. No, come on. I'm trying. I'm trying my best. Man. I'm trying to be near. I know everybody's out here Come on Don't you want to hey? Come on. Be honest. You want to see what's in the cooler? It's such a big cooler, man He's want to see what's in the cool. Well, I got some wild game Okay, now here's Jeff just in the cooler? Well, I got some wild game. Okay. Okay. Now, here's just, just, there are kids here, okay? So, so let's not make this a big thing. Let's not make this last time.

Let's just open the cooler. Hey, it's not like last time. The kids don't have to be worried. There are no human parts in here. Last time, listen, last time, I got a, I had a friend who had a kidney donation. He didn't make it, but they didn't know what to do with the kidney. I swiped it.

I brought it here. I thought it might be fun. You were right. I wish that my... It is unbelievable. It is unbelievable to me that you think it was the kids that were weird. Okay, listen, here's the first. I, you know what, Jeff, I'm willing to give you the benefit of the doubt.

Thank you. We're probably not going to have the same kerfloff last time. What do you got for us? Okay, now, first things first. first this is hear me out cat now No, no now cat no man You're telling me if you could eat a tiger you wouldn't You know, I'm a little smaller more domesticated I'm telling you I would not eat a tiger if you were dying to house cat

You were in Asia and you were dying you were gonna starve and there was a dead tiger already cooked you would not eat a tiger. If you were dying to housecat. If you were in Asia and you were dying, you were gonna starve. And there was a dead tiger already cooked. You would not eat it. Jeff, look around. We're not in fucking Asia. And nobody's starving. We got hot dogs and hamburgers. The invite says hot dogs and hamburgers.

Baby, you have to be nice too, Josh. His wife and him are separated and his mom moved out because she couldn't stand it anymore. So please be nice to him, okay? What? Be nice. Be nice. Shouldn't stand it anymore. So please be nice to him, okay? What be nice? Should that be an indicator that be nice? Why is your wife kissing your ear for so long you two seem happy you see Yeah, she's a wonderful woman. Okay. What what else you know?

Hey, well come on. We'll cook something up. We're just not maybe not the cat Maybe just don't just don't take the cat out. Just leave that there. Okay, now hear me out. This is giraffe neck. When it starts to get neck. It's a tenders part. Now you wanna leave the fur on so the people can identify and you just get some nice grill mark. So the giraffe, I take it the giraffe that's missing from the zoom and zoom.

It is not missing, it was killed. I wouldn't say it's missing. Yeah, because you have it. Yeah, you have pieces of it in the cooler. Yeah, yeah, yeah say it's missing. Yeah, because you have it. Yeah. Yeah, the pieces of it and the cooler. Yeah, yeah. It's such a big cooler. Yeah.

What I saw at the size of the cooler, my brain was like, he got, he's got the dead giraffe. Can I tell you what the job is? I threw my back out, lassowing that giraffe over the wazoo wall, and then, and then tying it to my Toyota Tursell and going in reverse it took it ruined my car And it threw out my back. I can't believe it if we can grill it You got to be one of the last people to drive it yourself Are you gonna be one of the last to Are you kidding me? Are you happy?

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, I'll just cook Don't come and just cook something what else do you have do you have anything normal can we cook something. No baby, it's a don't come. Just cook something. What else do you have? Do you have anything normal? Can we cook something? Like a little bit more? Yes. We have something a little more mainstream.

Thank you. Here's for the the commoners who went there Coleslaw and then burgers. Yes, Jeff. Coleslaw and burgers. Yes, that's exactly what we're looking for. Here is the engine for my Toyota Tursell. Now hear me out.

No. Now, hold on. Why did you do this? I read in the Guinness Book of World Records that there is a man who can eat metal. No one's read. No one has read that book in just a second. Pardon me? It still would read the book anymore.

Close your eyes. That's not true. No. Picture the world's longest fingernails. I guarantee you having a... Get your fingers out of my mouth. Get your fingers out of my mouth. No. I don't need to taste them. Get your fingers out of my mouth.

You have an image, though, in your head of the fingernails curling around. Yeah, now I do, because they were in my mouth. Picture two twins on motorcycles. I guarantee you have a select image, because you've read it. What is the point? The point is to challenge your pals. Hold on. I can't believe I let I glossed over this No one in that book ate metal eating metal is not something that is in that book Listen did I add my own addentums? Yes. Yes For things I wish human kind would accomplish. Okay. I'm gonna do you favor. Eh?

I'm going to let you now walk out of here. Oh With that being I am gonna come over to your house later. I'm gonna I'm gonna beat let you walk out of here. Aww. With that being a- I am going to come over to your house later, I'm going to beat the shit out of you. What the fuck? Because after the divorce? Bitch, yes. After my wife left me, this is how you treat me. Where's your wife?

There are consequences for this interaction. And you will suffer that. Are my ears burning? What's up, guys? Are we going all over here, babe? We're doing great over here. I'm- we're not doing great. the way I've just treated in your home is Disgusting, oh, I'm sorry Josh. Can we make it up to you? We can cook one of your things that you brought? Maybe don't that would be that's all I want

Don't we could cook this well, that's okay So that's the phone and hear me out. Yes, it would make funny noise when we ate it That's what I'm saying me out. Yes. It would make the funny noise when we ate it. That's what I'm saying. What is going on here? How many are you two? What is going on here? See.

Okay, I think that's my favorite A-roll. I went to a barbecue and ate a saxophone. The grilled giraffe neck. It ruined. It sit right with me. It ruined my car. It grew up my back, but it was worth it if we can grill it. What?

Just the mental image of some guy, last time we get giraffe and then pulling it over and fins with his car, is insane. I hate that I have that fork on it, too. I hate that I have that mental image of my brain forever. So if you're like me and you need to go erase that, why don't we do this? Why don't we take a little break?

We'll all erase that thing from our braid and then we'll come back with you guessed it. A couple more riddles? I don't know some more. I hate your hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate. Uh, uh, yeah. You're not in trouble. I just need help. I'm, um, pranking at all. And I'm setting up a whole website to prank him.

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Hey, Otto come here come here. Hey, Otto, come here. Come here, come here. Hey, what's going on? I actually, I want to prank JPC and I want to set up a whole website to prank him. Do you have anything that like, is there like an online store that could set up on my website to sell products? Did you know that with Squarespace, you can have custom merch. You can easily sell custom merch and create passive income stream that engages your audience and scales your brand, design your products and production and inventory and shipping are handled for you saving you time and money.

What is happening? Okay. Wait, what's going on with that all? Oh, nothing, nothing. I'm just sending up a very normal Squarespace website, not a prank thing. New and easy to use. And I'm going to use analytics, use insights to grow my business and learn where my site visits and sales are coming from. That's pretty cool. I'm gonna improve my website and build marketing strategy based on top keywords, our popular products and content

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I don't know. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Hey Adel and JPC, thank you for meeting me in the middle of the woods here. I am sort of at an empath. I can't decide whether or not to go this way or this way. I'm having a hard time choosing a path. You know, there never truly is a middle of the woods. Isn't it funny to think about something like that? Like know, there never truly is a middle of the woods. Isn't it funny to think about something like that?

Like, have there never truly is a middle of the woods? No, this is the middle. Okay, this is it. Addle, can you help? Yeah, actually, so as per Robert Frost, I don't know if you know his poems. He has a poem called Better Help. I believe this is written in the 1800s,

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about rocket money, the website. I love your rocket money. I like that. I like that. Hey, Ritabrit. Oh, yeah. All right, bad news gang. We were not able to delete that from our minds, or the podcast is there forever, so that scene will live on it. Hey, sorry, did you call for us? It's us, the bad news gang.

It's us, the bad news gang. I do. I do. I do call for you, yes. Now, just so you know, about 20 miles away, there was an apartment fire in 20 people died. Yeah, and cats and dogs aren't being adopted fast enough in this country. Am I late? Am I late? Am I late? Nah, nah, go ahead and tell them, snake, tell them some bad news. Ooh, polio hasn't been eradicated completely.

Oh, also it just got turned out the cheese is not good for you. Yeah, thank you. Little sneaky bad news for you. With a bad news game. Alright, alright, alright. This bad news game, why are you shut the door on us? Here's some pickles. My foot, my foot, my foot, my foot, my foot, my foot.

What is in? More bad news for the next house. The bad news is we're coming back later, asshole. No. JBC, who the fuck was that? What, why did you call for them? Honestly, I forgot. I forgot what substance them.

I'd never say B&G. I never used the B&G phrase. I don't know what made me say it that. I'm shutting the shade. Hey, I heard our initials burn out. Oh, that can't sub in you. Yay! Open the door, say for me.

I'm sorry, hold on. I was talking about the bear-dick and the ladies. My favorite cover band. Ooh, I'm getting out of here before they're summoned. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yoy! Speaking of the band before I leave, you're speaking of bands. Did you hear that Hughie Lewis' drummer got a DIY bad news? Bad news? That's what I mean.

When did that happen? 50-bucket years ago. Bad news! Yeah, 50-bucket years ago? But with the internet, bad news lives forever. They were immortal. Do you watch 50 years ago? I feel like that was a common practice.

Of course, I'm not mad at them, but they just weren't... They didn't get tickets for them. The bad news is we're only getting stronger. As the world does, we've only got more to say. All right, here's the nickels, get out of here. Ow, I like it. Guys, I don't know. I don't see, stop.

I'm summoning them. What are you doing? I will. Is this a joke? No. Let's do a riddle. Fine. We do a riddle. Just don't say those three words.

I will not. This is from MR. Again, our same Mr. Mystery. When I leave my cave, I can never return. I usually leave what I'm trying to share. I travel with many friends alike and trade ideas with those who care. What am I? A bear?

I am a bear and I am sharing my ideas with my friends. Is it like an animal? Is it like a hermit crab or like a fish? Sure. It is not an animal. Nor is it a bear. Nor is it a fish. Aaron, can I posit something to you?

Just get out gotta curiosity. Yeah, I know that, I know that they're all animals. I'm just got more specific. If you were sitting on a porch and a bear pulled up and like a Porsche and said like, good, in. I'm putting on my boxing gloves because Addles about to dead stop me. But not today.

I had fruit today, motherfucker. You can't touch this. Whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah. whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah. I'm having a micromania. What kind of porch is this like, is this like a 9-11 or is this like a station wagon? JPC station wagon. Oh, then yeah.

What's going on? What are we doing? Oh, the riddle. It's just the same riddle. I was giving you a hypothetical. So I'm in my cave. Can you read the thing again? I'd be happy to When I leave my cave I can never return. I usually leave when I'm trying to share I travel with many friends alike and trade ideas with those who care what am I? Is it like the fucking concept of stories?

Very close, but you it is you're on the right track, I would say, with the concept of stories. Oh, is it like something that like a CD or DVD or a book or something that's like inside of something and then you? No, no. You guys are getting more specific. I think you need to think more general with the answer here. I have another hint, if you would like a hint. Please.

Me and my friends can be invisible, but when people want to draw us, we always line up. Fantastic four. Yeah, absolutely. What a lineup. What a lineup. Yes, Aaron. Letters, you're on the right track.

That's what their reference is. Yes, Aaron, words. Hmm. The answer is words. So the cave is the mouth. The cave is the mouth. Wow. You can't take those words back. Aaron, Aaron words. Hmm. The answer is words. So the cave is a mouth? The cave is the mouth. You can't take those words back. Aaron, good job.

This is all cave. I am talking from my cave. I want to see a scene. The two of you are like Australopithesis, like the first form of mankind. Are we? There we go. There's a little bit of cave.

Sorry, the two of you have osteoporosis. I meant say the two do we My foot my foot, so the two of you are like early cave people and You are you're sharing some gossip back in your cave home that you heard today, okay Oh What I was your How was your, how was your, how was your, I know you went foraging, I believe. Mm-hmm. You, yeah, any, any good foraging?

Drum roll, please. Oh, what is that? Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, yes, I mean, no, that, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I found a stick. Oh, can you eat that? Nope. You went.

Yes, with Joe. Oh, Joe. So yeah, with Joe. So, talk to Joe, for him, fire, still bad. Joe, Joe, hate fire. Joe hate fire. What else? What else is in the...

King Kong's. Oh. I think, Kong, do you have something to add? Yes, you talk about Joe. Joe died. Ah, oh! No, kind of fire. Oh, yeah. He got too close.

Running from Velociraptor, tripped felon fire, cooked himself Velociraptor 8. Well, I heard that he and Velociraptor tripped fell in fire cooked himself Velociraptor 8 Well, I heard that he and that lossiraptor kind of had a thing. Oh, yeah, but don't listen to me I'm just the person who stacks rocks So I don't know that much Well, I mean I'm the mayor and I think that's pretty good in town. I think it's pretty good in town Yeah, okay, well, that's nice. Oh, can I say, is that a new rock? Beautiful. Yeah, no, sectional. Yeah, I don't mean to brag, but found a stick. Oh, beautiful stick. Get it,

the stick. Get it, the stick. Gorgeous. So, trade. Yeah, trade it. Trade. yeah, we could we could trade I saw shooting star the other day and I screamed and screamed scared the shit out of me So what you what you trade for that? What will I trade for stick? No trade for a story about scary star. Oh, oh Cut off foot, mm-hmm even scary star. Oh, cut off foot. Mm-hmm. Even? Even Stephen?

We have pile of foot. We have so many foot. Oh, my favorite band. Can I just say, huge pile of foot fans? Are you guys getting back together? Uh, we don't know. Oh, come on. Giving...

Of course, schedule so hectic. Oh, yeah. What's the... Set list from the last show you played for Pire LaFort? Oh, oh, no dinosaur. Ha ha ha. We used to open and close. Oh, and it gets people going blood-related.

Get the people what they want. Oh, yes. Let's see. Candy stick, rock sectional. Oh, oh, oh. Rock sectional, all yes. Let's see, uh, Candy Stick, uh, rock sectional. Oh, oh, oh. Rock sectional, all instrumental. Oh. Mm-hmm.

Did I tell you I discovered fog yesterday? Ah! Ah! See? Is there a band called Fog Hat? Yes. Yes. What do they sing?

Lowrider. Fog Hat? No, that's war, I think. Fuck, you're right, that's war I think fuck you're right. That's what what is fog hat thing? Bog hat sings a song. I don't know what that I don't know if I've heard of that I want to say it's like it's not no sitting on a park bench. That's aqua long I think no is aqua long the name of the song I can't it's all it's all long by fog hat air what's a rock band? What what's their number one song slow ride? I just want to make Love right slow ride what did I think that was low right? He said low rider. I was so close Oh, yeah, okay, that's all my friends know the slow rider slow

Here we go these these uh these riddles are from our good pal in P in P slow-radi wohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho not sweet but salty. I often come with your lunchy and try as you may, you can't eat me softly. What am I? I guess you shouldn't say that these were all food related riddles that MP came up with with their friends. Okay, can't eat me softly, food jeez. Shout out to all of your friends MP, you came out with some great riddles.

And egg. Ooh, and eggs are good, guys. Is it a frozen Capri-sun? It is not a frozen Capri- egg. Ooh, an eggs a good guess. Is it a frozen Capri Sun? It is not a frozen Capri Sun. You crunched me and munched me. You crunched egg, Aaron? I don't know. I was just thinking something that you can't,

like you have to cook to eat. You are correct with cooked chip. You got it. It's potato chips, potato chips. Ooh, my favorite. We're basically living in, still inside of that barbecue riddle. We're just going deeper, still inside of that barbecue rental. We're just going deeper into the riddles at this point.

Aaron, potato chip girl. Aaron, top three potato chips. I'll say mine to buy you some time, because that three is a lot. My number one would be zaps. They do one called voodoo heat, which to me is the best potato chip I've ever made. That's great. I've had zapped. I've had, I think, Cape Compotator chip is my favorite. Any flavor. Even like a salt vinegar. I love like a jalapeno one. There's some from

Trader Joe's and forgetting the name of and then what are the chip? What's the chip brand that Chicago Bagel Authority sells? I know that's is like a Chicago potato chip. UTS, or is that right? If you were a girl in the front. Has it got a girl in the front? Yeah. Or if you go to, no, but it's like a specific brand

and their pickle potato chips, pickle flavored potato chips are like the perfect sandwich potato chip. Dang. I had them like a hundred times and I'm forgetting the brand. You just reminded me, I forgot all about sun chips and that when I was in college, Sunchips were everywhere. You could not have a meal with more than two people where somebody didn't have a bag of Sunchips and now if I see them, I get like a memory like a sense memory and I want to like barf because it's so grainy and a texture so brutal, I hate sunshine. I remember, there goes our sponsorship. No, I was a vegetarian in college

and there was like truly not a lot of options for me for lunch, so I would go to subway a lot. There was one right next to my work and subway heads, so sunships. That was the only place that I ever knew where I guess you can get about the grocery store, of course, but subway had them. And so I have a strong, since memory of Subway in sunships.

And then at one point, they changed their bag to be like biodegradable, I think. And it just crinkles and makes just touching it sets off like a coffee. I'm not sure. I don't think it's still this way. I hope to God, it's still this way. But it was so funny when they first changed that bag. I feel like they were branded as like, it's fine. They were sold at Subway because I feel like they were branded as like a healthy chip.

And maybe they were, but they're, it just, but that was Subway's thing for a long time too. It was like Subway, it's like, less calorie from a sandwich. Yeah, it's all bullshit. Subway, it's four pedophiles. Ha ha ha. There's four pedophiles in a coat.

Uh, I, we were rewatching community recently and Jared from Subway has a, like a small came has a subway running gag and there's a Jared cameo and I was like, oh that did not hold it. That's so funny that he's in the ether right now because per adult suggestion we started watching Love is Blind Season 2. Jared on it's I think maybe but uh Sean and I kept talking about how if they went in and it was just Jared from Subway it was behind the wall and love is blind I mean we're like five years from him getting out of prison and then like like kind of like Blagoi of itching himself where he's just like hey It's the new Jared. We're like really we got to have this guy back. No, here's my tell all book. Okay. Here's the next one ready Beans yes beans yet. I am sweet. I'm loved equally by adults and teens I'm from South America, but don't do well in heat. What am I? I was gonna say jelly beans until you beans beans beans. I'm from South America and I'm good for you

Is this like freaking King or I'm good for you. Do I say that? I'm loved equally by adults and teens. Wow. So you're sweet. Adal, we- I'm still thinking of sunships. Um, Adal and I have to have a conversation of what he's picking up from the things that are being said. So I'm like, yeah, teens enjoy these and he's like, oh good, they're good for you. I hear what I want to hear say what I want to say here, but I want to hear say what I want to say. I'm loving. to hear say what I want to say. Say it, my leg. Wait, so it's beans and joyin'. I'm loved equally by adults and teens. Beans, beans, yet I am sweet.

I'm loved equally by adults and teens. I'm from South America, but don't do well in heat. Oh, drugs. It's ayahuasca. Beans, beans, the magical fruit, the more you eat the better for you. Is ayahuasca, is that cactus? Or is that it's a mescaline, I think?

Okay. Something is a cactus. It doesn't matter. Something is a cactus. Mm-hmm. Your children's look. Yeah, fucked up on cactus. I don't know.

What's a sweet bean? You know, I come to think of it. I don't think that this is like super sweet naturally. I think it is kind of... Oh, like coffee. It's a beat coffee. No, coffee is a great yes. Coco.

Yes, it is the cacao bean. The cacao. Right, that's not like a... It's pretty better. It's kind of bitter right? Yeah. Which is why dark chocolate is bitter is because it's less additives and more than natural taste of the bean.

I'll be honest, man. I kind of do like, I like the bitter chocolate. I like the bitter chocolate. Dark chocolate's so much better. I feel like there's a switch in my brain around like 2021, whereas just like, milk chocolate's garbage,

dark chocolate's everything. And white chocolate is the devil. White chocolate's the devil. No. I'm not. White chocolate is so bad. White chocolate is so bad. It's on par with milk chocolate to me. So gross. White chocolate is not. No, I'm not. I'm not against it, but I'm not. It's on par with milk chocolate to me.

So gross. It's like not great. So you're saying that white chocolate is worse than most murderers and people. 100%. Most murderers are driven crazy by white chocolate. If you go back, if you look at Mark David Chapman, if you look at what's his name who killed JFK, if you look at any murder in history.

This has been an incredible history lesson, Adelaide. The morning of, they always bought a white chocolate candy bar. They bought a zero bar, I think, to be exact. And then, or here she's cookies and cream, the white chocolate one, and then they went crazy and killed someone. The way that I feel about chocolate is I'm glad that I had milk chocolate.

It's like the opposite of the way that I feel about porn. Like, I'm glad that I had the milk chocolate when I was a kid and then I didn't jump right into the dark chocolate Because if you had showed me porn this stuff. I like now when I was that is I can tell you what that kid would have been saying and no, thank you. Check please and not to pay for this and say, and no thank you, check please, and not to pay for this. Oh, the kind of stuff I'm into now. I'm sure you can do that. I was like, I'm gonna try to make a joke of stuff that you're into now and I was like,

I can't even think of something funny, am I broken? Why open that pit door, is that? Yes, the... Why crack the lid? It's the fruit leaving my body? Where did all the fruit go? We see the big cooler that the guy brought to the party. We don't need to open it up. We know there's a giraffe in there.

Okay, here we go. We roll up a white chocolate bar. Here's the next one. A box without hinges, key or lid, yet golden treasures inside is hid. Vagina. Huh. Thank you. Sorry, Aaron's Vagina.

That helped me with my confidence. You're right, thank you. My Vagina is gold, Aaron's. That helped me with my confidence. You're right, thank you. My vagina is gold, thank you. No, it was a treasure. I make new friends. I do that. What's happening? Where am I?

This is gold. A box without hinges, key or lid, yet golden treasures inside is gold. Like a claim. It is an egg. It is an egg. I think claim kind of works as well. Here's what I appreciate about this. I was saying MP, I say MP MP and their friends wrote these riddles

together. And although egg is an answer that we've heard a lot of times before, I've never heard that set up. So I really appreciate it once again. You spin on something like that. I like to see a scene. Oh, the two of you are treasure hunters and you've found a map. You, thanks. The two of you are treasure hunters, and you've found a map. You've gone through all these trials and tribulations. You've maneuvered through all these obstacles and traps and machines that could have killed you

and killed lesser hunters, treasure hunters. You finally find the treasure and you're opening it and it is a coronavirus. All right, are you ready to open up the treasure? Yeah. It's been a long road. Have I seen you in...no, probably not. Face off.

I couldn't have done this without you. Okay, so you're not from Adeptiche. You're my everything. Okay, yeah, okay. You are my everything! I'm not going to cycle here! It's you! Okay, great, thank you. What's up? Okay. You are my everything! I'm not going to psycho here! It's you! Okay, great, thank you.

Let's hope... Janet, what if you've been the treasure all along to me? What if you've been in my treasure all along? Does that make sense? I thought we were third cousin. On the count of three, let's say I love you. One, two, three, I love you. I love you as a third cousin.

What is a third cousin? Do the math with me on that. Because in my mind that means what? We share like a great uncle or something? That's nothing, right? Yeah, let's open this treasure then we can figure out if anyone has to kill anyone too. I got snipped.

What? It's not like we're having kids. Can I been snipped? Let's open this treasure together. Not my choice. I was in a bike accident. Yeah, I saw it. It was horrific.

I was drinking in a barbide about a business. Some asshole hit me in the dick with a bike. They had a snit me. I don't remember the part where you said, I dare you motherfucker. Hit me right in the crotch with the bite obviously that I Was out of my mind But now that I think about it. I think I was out of my mind in love with you, and I think it's more like fifth cousins still third We don't really get to decide

Okay, cuz I Okay, so three sure But what does that mean? I'm gonna open the trash and then head out I think Okay, cool. Should we exchange numbers? You have found the golden treasure. Please open the box. Okay, okay, okay. What's not hold hands? Thank you. Thank you, Danny Danny's are good No problem let me know if you need any other voice over work musical guest DINNY'S SIREN GOD NO PROBLEM LESSE ME KNOW IF YOU NEED ANYO THE VOICE OF A WORK MUSICAL GAST CREEEEEEEE

YOU'RE GONNA MAKE IT DINNY WHEN WE CAN BASH A HALLIE WOOD I'M GONNA CONNECT YOU TO SOMEBODY NO PLEASE NO I WILL I THANK YOU Josh Ma'am I KNOW COPLOS

I KNOW SOME COPLOS U-UH HE SAYS HE SAYS THAT HE WAS Stuck in an elevator with a copula once and sort of forced them to talk to him. He doesn't know the color. He told me to.

He opened up. Tell you, Shire opened up to be. He doesn't really have any connection. Let's open it up. You ready? One. Two. Three.

No. I saw a friend of mine sent me this is the worst. A friend of mine sent me a TikTok because I've been trying to get more into TikTok and I'm like, if you can curate me something that's not just people dancing and getting a million likes, then I'll watch it. So that my friend sent me this video and it was, the setup was, I slept with someone and I found out we're related and they tell this story to the music of like, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

So it's like, it's already messed up because it's like, why are you choosing this story to the music of like, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, so it's like, it's already messed up because it's like, why are you choosing this song to go with your story? And the story is, is that this poor woman's mom got pregnant when she was younger. She left the guy, because they were young and they were in love. She lived her life, raised her daughter,

moved back to that same area years and years and years later. She worked for a company, fell in love with the boss, slept with them, and it was her biological dad. And I'm like, to say in the TikTok description, I found out being my boyfriend are related is an understatement. Yeah, that makes it sound like third cousins. Why are you putting that on the internet? What the fuck are you doing? One of the top comments on the TikTok was, you know you can go through something

and take it to the grave, right? That's very funny. One of my top comments on that TikTok was, if you had showed me this when I was a kid, I would have been like, no way. Now? Now? Now? Now?

Now? Now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, The days of our lives. I grow on a field or on a foot. What am I? Baseball player. Huh. Because the more they play in a field, the more they grow in terms of their talent and skill sets. Okay. Actually, I'll accept it. These are food riddles, but I will accept baseball player for that. What there's in a field. Corn? Aaron, it's corn. You got it. Hmm.

Noice. I feel nothing. I don't even know. Interesting. I don't know if I- I'm pretty sure I've never had a corn, and I don't know if I'm pretty sure I've never had a corn And I don't know if I've seen anybody with a corn like I don't think I could point out if I had a lineup of foot problems I don't think I could pick corn out of ordering another cake Honey if you have to ask you can afford it. Is it is it like a wart? Is that what?

So it's like a bunion I believe is it called corn Because it looks like a kernel? Is that the origin of it? It technically looks like a private first class, but it's all shades of gray at that stage. Perfect. Okay, here we go. It's round and hairy, full of milk, and hard. What is it? Coconut.

Yeah, it's coconut. That was fun and good. That was fun and good. That was fun and good. Some like me hot, some like me cold, some like me mild, and some like me bold. What am I? Merlin and row.

Spicy. Spicy pizza. Spicy pizza. No, it is not spicy pizza in Adel. I'm sorry to say it is not very little though. I want to see a scene, Aaron, you're Merlin and Row, and you are calling to order a pizza. Bob and John's pizza.

Give me pizza today. I'm sorry. Hello? Bob and John's pizza. Give me pizza. Tim, day, moon. I miss, I'm just in history and Romantic eyes. It just pick up our delivery. Oh

both It's a piece of place They don't have crab bread good stop thought we were getting Chinese You know, I put it together. I put it together a couple of months back that this is a phone line that can communicate with the past and I do have some pretty important information that I can give to the two of you. That would really change the course of the- yeah, fuck you, fuck you. See, hey, what are we gonna tell them? Tell them about the bad.

Tell us about it. Because it sounds like you're trying to avoid bad news. If you wanted them to stop something terrible in history, you would have erased some bad news. What a week and thus. Did you three get in through the toilet? Yeah! You covered more chads.

We didn't tell you more chads, legally. We came in through the toilet. Yeah. Hold on. It's like the people saw them. You I know. No way. No, no, no, hold on you I know You I know your voice I would never be able to forget oh shit they found you out you gotta run all right It's been cocoa cash me with the bad news gang you'll never catch me

To be clear we're not really affiliated The gang To be clear we're not really affiliated Here's some nickels get out of here I'll eat them and when I tap dance film make noise and my stomach goodbye Why share that you don't have to share Please do Aaron please sign up for TikTok. We are I think you're already on TikTok No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, And I'll point to the story. Just you point, didn't you? Yeah. I love you. Can't just think about that. Can't get you out of my mind. Yeah. Some like me hot, some like me cold, some like me mild, some like me bull.

Salsa. It's not pizza. It's not pizza. Curry. It's not sour. It's not curry. Some like me hot, some like me cold. Uh, I can say that we all have pretty different opinions on this. So I'm like me hot, some like me cold I Can say that we all have pretty different opinions on this

Can you hot some like me cold some like me spicy some like me bold? Yeah, I like cold candy and air like hot spicy I don't know I need hot cold Eminem hot cold mild and bold mild and bold. Oh, this is a holy savior Savior so spicy and mild. It is not. I know that we all like this differently because there has been a time where one of us has offered to pick this up for everyone and people were dis... Yes.

Oh, the check. Cawty. Cawty. I was big as big as possible. It is the check. I'm a hot sea. Aaron, you're a hot sea, right? No, I'm a cold girl in the winter

and a cold girl in the summer. And I like it to taste good. That's right, because I remember you said in Boston and be dead of winter and you'd order ice coffee. The confusion, I think, one time when we were ordering coffee, someone was like, I'll have a coffee. And I think Adela assumed that that meant a hot, but someone else thought that it meant cold.

I think, or maybe it was the opposite. If you say coffee, I assume hot. Hot, yeah. Because to me, there's coffee and there's iced coffee. Because if we just start, if coffee becomes a stand-in for iced coffee, and I have to explicitly say hot coffee, I wanna die. When we recorded in person, those memories to me are gone.

So I'm just gonna have to take your word for what happened in the time when we were all together recording. Because who knows? Can I quickly tell you one of the most frustrating stories of my life? Yes. Oh, yes, please.

I used to live with a little guy that you both know named Brett Lyons. And one day, What are the worst guys I know? What are the worst guys I know? One huge fan. We were moving into a new apartment, he and I. We were moving out of our place with Jason Chin

and moving into a new place just as two of us. And my mom was going for a run for donuts at Dinkles, which is a very famous donut place in Chicago, Dinkles. Yep. And my mom says, what do you want? And they're known for their long johns. And I go, I will take a chocolate long john and Brett tells my mom, I would love a plain donut.

And she goes, great, she comes back with a donut, she has a plain cake, she has a cake donut. He wants a glaze. And a chocolate long john, Brett takes my chocolate long john and I go, what are you doing? And he goes, that's my donut. And I go, no, no, you asked for a plain donut. And he goes, yeah, this is their plane

because this is what they're known for. And I go, that's a chocolate long john, my man. And he goes, no, they know what is plain donut. donut and I go you're telling me you walk into dinkals You say give me a dozen play notes. They're giving you a dozen of these and he's screened at me Yeah, and then started eating my donut This might be so bad that I put it on I put it online and John Darnell from the mountain goats Reposted it and said this is the greatest thing I've ever seen my favorite thing about Brett is that when he is reposted it and said, this is the greatest thing I've ever seen. My favorite thing about Brett is that when he is 100% dead to rights wrong, he'll triple

down. He's like, Trump had even dropped down. He was unbelievable. And so we even, we like, I think I posted a picture of the receipt. And I was like, notice how when she ordered the charcoal long john, they typed out CHC LJ and not plain. A big part of my life was on Saturday night sitting eating tacos backstage at world news Well, Adel and Brett just yelled at each other

Just yelled about how wrong each other were about so many things and then Rob would get mad and JPC would come in and take a side Just to stir the pot. It was a nightmare Brett would oftentimes Show up halfway through the set, because he couldn't be bothered, so he'd just play the second half. And he'd show up halfway through, and while he was waiting in the back,

he would take our buttoned up shirts and rebutton them up so that one button was off. He called this little character the button, Putsler. He only did that to you, I think. He only did it to me, you're right, you're right. But he would take selfies on our phones. Yeah, he would take selfies on everyone's phone. And you'd find them like a month later and be like,

what is this? If I look up Brett Lines on my phone right now, I have maybe eight shots and they're all selfies of Brett Lines after he just buttoned and puzzled my fucking show. My favorite thing is when Brett, there's like two years where Brett only played the second half because he's always late.

And I was typically hosting the show. I think he was working. That's right. So yeah, but I was typically hosting. So when he would play the second act, you always introduce it. There's someone new joining the cast in the second act. You always introduce it as a host

because the audience will be like, who's that guy? And I would almost always be like, we have a very special guest for the second act. You know him as the voice of Crom from All Real Monsters, Brett Lyons, or I would just say whatever, like I'd give, you know, he was the he played Captain Fortune in under siege was even so go and the audience would almost always like gasp or be like, Oh yeah, they would clap for him sometimes.

Yes, the worst, but I love giving you like credentials to him and he would just be like, you piece of shit. The only space place in that green room and I stand by this was sitting next to Emily. She was knitting or she was doing some sort of craft and she was minding her business and not coming after anybody's shoes their character their personality. Well yeah, because Emily's pleasant and delightful. Yeah. Why couldn't we, the rest of us couldn't follow this?

We all had to be honest. I was listening to her. There was no Emily. Yes, there was. I saw her. I know. She was there. She was night. I was listening to him. There was no emmels. Yes, there was. I saw her, I know. I know she was there, she was funny, she was great. Last one, last one of these riddles, here we go. I can run, but I have no feet.

What am I? Car. Well remember, these are food riddles. Oh, there are kind of, what food can run? Food after you eat it? And diarrhea. So these are food riddles, but I would say that this is more just like a kitchen riddle.

Oh, Duncan knowns coffee. I can run, but I have no feet. What else? I can run. Yeah, that works. Run me. It's not food, a sink's not food. No, but it's kitchen.

No, that happens. The answer is refrigerator. Yeah, what happens on the ground? What else on the ground? Who could eat metal? Yeah, your refrigerator's running. What's up? Well, anyway, thank you so much MP and your friends

for those riddles we all really enjoyed. Your little food riddles. And the subject line of that email was, Piddle Me Riddle Me Baby. Oh, what? I love that subject line. Piddle Me Riddle Me. Okay, let's cut the fucking bullshit.

Addle, what do you got to plug? What do you got coming up? What do you got going on? What do you got to tell the people about? And you're saying cut the crap go straight to the point? Points, baby. So I wanna plug a few podcasts that I recently guested on.

First of all, my neighbors are dead podcasts. Myself, Arnie Neacamp and Matt Young, all guested on that and we played characters from the movie Cocoon. Ooh. So check that out, check that out, my neighbors are dead. I also guested on the Big Bad Live show and Philosophy versus Improv with our good friend,

Bill Arnett. And the one thing I want to recommend for others to try out is I played with our friends, Louis and Jordan. I played Escape Simulator on Steam. And it's basically like a, it's a video game that like have you played at JAPES? I know, but I'm familiar with it. It is so fun.

We downloaded it, we weren't sure if it was good or not and we started playing. I think we played like five rooms or so. It is so fun. We downloaded it. We weren't sure if it was good or not, and we started playing. I think we played like five rooms or so. It is so fun to do. I'm so sad I found it this late in the quarantine, but I highly recommend Escape Simulator on Steam. If you do pick it up, let me know. And I might, if I have some downtime,

I might join you in a room if you're up for it, because it is so, so fun. I don't wanna play more. And you can build your own escape rooms on it, which is incredible. That's cool. Aaron, anything you would like to plug sitcom D&D came out last week and you can find that anywhere you find podcasts

You can also follow us on Instagram or Twitter or support our patreon where we have a lot of fun content over there I also played The game blockbuster and the game ransom note. Oh okay. This past Friday with friend of the show Anthony Birch and his partner and they are so fun. I think you two in particular would really like Ransom Note. Is it a board game or a video game? It's sort of like it feels a little like a card against humanity type game. Got you guys. Where you are it's like little magnetized letters and you're putting together sentences or phrases. And then you can them to the person who's the judge

and then they picked their favorite. But I had the best time. Ransom note? Yeah. What was the other one? It's called blockbuster. And I think it's by the people who owned blockbuster because it's all the same colors and fonts and stuff.

But it's basically trying to guess, it's like charades, but movies, organized charades with movies, and I had a great time playing it, so check those out. Cool. JP, see anything? Just that we have some new merch, Jasmine and Darnell made a fucking kickass. I guess it's, I was gonna say T-shirt,

but it's just anything, you can get it on a bunch of different stuff. And it's all three of our portraits, it's like old, tiny what like 19th century, kind of like Victorian era, Guilded Age. You guys, I ordered your faces on so many different things and they'll be arrived. I'm so excited. Anyway, there's a link in our episode description or all of our episode descriptions for our people at bookstore so you can check that out. And that's pretty much it for me. Oh, Aaron, I know that there was another, I guess, board game video game,

it's kind of hard to distinguish between the two that you played recently, but you had to travel like, I think, a pretty good distance to play, is that right? It's Jupiter, but hear me out, I think we can grill it. No. If, cause it's in the Guinness World of Action. No.

What do you mean you grill and Jupiter? What's going on? Yeah, that sounds like some bad news. You knew she was still with us. Why did you bring her back? Bye forever. Sorry, Erin G. And John Patrick Cullen. Casey Tony to the editing. And Erin to the music. Vocal created by Emily Cardamus and Emily Naboris.

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