Hey Riddle Riddle - #19: A Puzzle a Day Keeps the Riddle Away

Episode Date: November 28, 2018

On this week's episode The Clue Crew returns to some Only Connect style riddles so here's an only connect for you, dear listeners. An interrogation that goes terribly awry, the weight of a vulture's soul, a proper send off to a new ship, and some millennial slang. What do they all have in common? Why, they are all in this episode, that's what!Starring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: KJ SnyderTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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the opening theme song with Aaron just singing it because that was- I'm embarrassed to let you know it. Yeah, sorry Arnie, you're fired from a job, you've already finished doing it. I don't know, listen to the show, so I don't know what it's called. Oh, sorry. Sorry, me.

That's my favorite thing is when people out of nowhere will be like, what are you doing? I'm like, podcasting, or like, oh, what podcast, oh my goodness, it matter. And they're like, what podcast? And I'll be like, these ones, and they're like, oh, I haven't heard of them. Sorry, and I'm like, you asked me, like, what do you want?

Yeah, I don't know what people want, but I do know what I want to heard of them. Sorry and I like I don't you ask me Yeah, I don't know what people want but I do know what I want to do this podcast. I'm JPC I'd rather complain about I'm JBC I'm Aaron Keith and I'm complainy Can play you know you go buy another name that people might know you buy huh can plainly lane Like the Beatles song I'm plainly I don't like what we sing no, I'm playing Elaine. I don't like my way of saying.

No, I'm Addle. Oh, Addle. Sorry. More like Saddle. Yeah. More. Giddy, yeah. I can't tell you how many teachers in school

would call me Saddle and then ride me around the classroom. I got them all fired. Well, at least they didn't call you late for dinner. No, I was a great how are we doing what's the news what's going on oh should we talk about the news now what's the news in your life with some top stories who tonight's top stories

oh yeah at all it's just some top stories what are what are some top stories with you right now uh... i don't know man okay great so i'll go on a friend of mine uh... uh... just went to charlotte and got What are some top stores with you right now? I don't know, man. Okay, great. So I'll go. A friend of mine just went to Charlotte and got me a new hat. So if you've seen me around in real life, you know that I like wearing these flat brim

snapback hats. I'm wearing a Buffalo Bills one right now. I do not care for the bills. It's the the surer killer from Sound and Salamys. Yes, I wear his face and his face. And he doesn't stack it in his thighs. Yeah, so it's a very expressive hat. the the surah killer from uh... sounds a lambs yes i was his face his face and stuff that size yet so it's a very expressive hat uh... but he got me a hat in charlotte and if you don't know that charlotte's

like uh... initials are c-l-t uh... so the hats as c-l-t on it which when i see that out just looks like clit and it's it's troubling it's troubling how people are just allowed to wear a hat that makes it look like it's saying clit now i know i'm getting you for Christmas clit hat so i have a

but i just got me that you need him ridicule you i mean him but both of matching clit hats and that's uh... that's what's new and i think of the words uh... and do you have to do you have something special happening in your neck of the woods not really tomorrow's my birthday I know I'm gonna be 20 20

No, I Birthday no, no to no to when we're recording techniques. I love the adal was trying to go by release day No, when tonight when we are recording tomorrow. So right now, literally tomorrow. Literally. By the time people hear this, they will be. I'll be born on September 11th. Oh, cool. Cool, let's not say your birthday,

but I'll just say we'll say this for the true fans. It's four days after my dad's. Yeah, and so they are really a fan, and they'll send me gifts. What are you gonna be doing for your birthday? I am going to do World News. Oh nice. Oh, very excited.

For listeners, you should know, and I'll brag for Aaron. Aaron just got added to the cast full time for World News. Oh yeah. So she's a full time cast member. If you come to I.O. to see World News now, myself, JPC, and Aaron are all full time cast members. cast members and most likely if you come you'll catch us in the eight o'clock or 10 30 And Aaron had been working up to being a full-time cast member for a while For those of you who don't know the only thing they have to do to become a full-time cast member is eat a hundred scorpions So how I did our hands scorpions years ago, right? Well to be fair

JPC and I ate the tiny scorpions so we just ate them with a cup full. I just covered them. Aaron insisted on eating emperor scorpions. Yeah. If you don't know, like, and I wanted to name them first. Yeah, she said I, she says I always name my lovers of my scorpions. And then she, right, right, right, right, I always name my lovers and then I kill them. If you get a t-shirt that says I always name my lovers on my scorpions That would be sound at least two at least do I buy two Or can we get a hat that just says quit hat?

Aaron what can you do memory the names you gave those scorpions? All named after ex-boyfriends as such as I'll give their first and last names. We'll have some beeps ready. Beep beepers. Beep beepers. Yeah, I'm in a list and then we can beep. Beep beep beep beep beep.

And KJ can you have beep? Darren. Be beep beep beep. Darren. Beep beep beep. I call her Darren. Please do. Darren.

Oh, no, don't do. Leave it. Leave it. And then also, so I'm going to do world news. Also, I cried when foul without us? No, don't do it. I believe it. Leave it. Leave it. Also, so I'm gonna do world news. Also, I cried when I found out I was gonna be at it. I cried in the back of the nubber. I was very excited. Oh no.

I tried to call Aaron to tell her about it, but then I had to text her, because she wasn't free to call it. I wanted to tell her so she could. ASAP. ASAP. And his day was. And she kept texting.

She just kept texting. I'm crying. I'm crying. I was like, Aaron, I have news for you. This is before you. You told people. Also, for my birthday, I'm gonna, I'm having a bunch of people come over

and watch you've got mail. Oh. Yeah, and then maybe, and then maybe if I'm lucky, they'll watch the poor parody. And then maybe they'll watch New Z's with me. I'm gonna try to get on my friends to watch New Z's. There's gotta be some sort of like reverse chronology,

little order there. Email the newspapers, okay. What's the porn version of you've got, man? You've got mail. Thank you for asking me for some A.M.A. A.M.A. What's the porn version of Newsy's? It's the same.

Newsy's? Oh, for me, it's the same. Extra, extra. I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I was going to, I. Great. And I was invited to Aaron's birthday party about watching you've got me. I bet. She did.

What a great way to cover that up. I think what I wanted you for my birthday this year is play a big game of Wear Wolf, which is a game that you can play with like 30 people, 20 people. So I think I'm going to have a Wear Wolf party. So I did play a giant game of Wear Wolf with you, but I don't know if it was for your birthday. I don't think it was.

Because I remember being there and being like we're trapped here There's no air in this cave Why is this guy wanted to play werewolf? Everyone else is trying to dig But anyway, stay tuned for that I think that that's something I'm gonna do for my birthday Addle what is going on in your back of the books And now for your back of the books? And now for your back of the books. Now your back of the books.

A bag of the books. A bag of the books. I just got to it for the lady. The bag of the books. If you're a weather man and you're talking about something and now back to what's up and you're a bag of the books. You're a bag of the books. I am preparing to, this is a few weeks away,

but I am preparing to go to India. I just found out I'm going there for an improv gig. Okay. So I'm reading into it. I'm, oh, I'm so sorry. India. I thought you were going there. Getting my shots.

I'm actually going to New Delhi, India. So I'm gonna go there for like a five hour improv gig, but I have some extra days. So I'm going to Agra, which is where the Taj Mahal is, and then I'm gonna go to Chai Pura, I believe. It's like called the Pink City, where it's just like all the buildings are made from like Pinkstone.

So I'm very excited. And also wildly nervous because I don't know, I'm a huge, I'm very into food. You begin to yafan? I'm so into ya. I'm so into yafan. Oh, I've watched all their games. But I'm very huge, I'm very into food. You begin to eat, I'm so too big into your fan. Oh, I've watched all their games. But I'm very big into food and that's a big part of travel for me is I love traveling

to eat, but I'm so scared of eating street food and like, because so many people have stories about getting sick from even ice cubes and stuff. Oh yeah. I'm very concerned. But excited. How did you get it in prop gig in India? Shana Halpen. Must be nice. You said that like a Hannibal Lecter. Shanna Halpen.

And then a few weeks after that I'm going to Seattle for a podcast convention. Oh cool. See from India to Seattle. And Heyward Arrital is doing a live show there. But you guys were in five. But we were not invited. No. That's fine. And we're renaming it Magic Tavern. They got two bigger celebrities that Aaron and I. Yeah. I don't think you could. Yo. Keep air.

Ladies and gentlemen. Hey, boo boo. I'm Old Man Puzzles. You are. I forgot that I genuinely keep forgetting that we have to do riddles. Whoa. And this is your, Well, so we are contractually obligated to keep doing riddles.

That's the deal we made with Satan. That's the deal we made the same gave us our freedom other we are i think it's our dog yes let's do this i have a warm up riddle for you are you okay yeah a doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman in a attractive girl named Sarah the bus driver named Susie thank you the bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week before he left he gave Sarah seven apples why Because Sarah was the doctor was the mother was the Satan in the Garden of Eden. Yep. A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman an attractive girl named Susie. Oh I know why. I had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week before he left he gave Sarah. I think I think I got it too but this this is simple right? It's because a doctor a doctorate is apple way. So seven apples will keep the doctor away for a week

Yes, we both said a doctor a day keeps the apple away That's the right answer. Yeah, that's that's how it works. Are we ready? Mm-hmm keep that goddamn apple away from me I'm a man of science if you sleep with a doctor. You'll stay away from New York City That's true. Oh, that's that is so true. Aaron is struck me across the face. No, I did. I fell in love with a doctor and, um, we slept a lot. We slept a lot. She moved to New York. Oh, and that's how you got HPP.

That's a what got HPP. JPC is talking about me. I am one of JPC's ex-girlfriends. Aaron B is one of the Scorpion's name. I am the Scorpion King. I am the rock. No, I'm way out of JPC's league that is coming to me. Oh, four. Yo, yo, yo. I'm ugly on the inside. At the outside.

No. No, I am not. I'm a hot guy. Don't forget you're a gay dead. I'm a gay dead Are you ready? Yes, I'm ready I can't speak for this bag of bones Well, the bag of bones you ready crackle crinkle. I missed a bag of bones. You're right on it. You're back above That's just going on your back Rearrange the letters oh

What's going on? What's going on? You're back above. Rearrange the letters, O-O-U-S-W-T-D-N-E-J-R. No. I quit. I quit the show. To spell just one word. Okay, give me the letter one more time.

Can you get me the letter one more time? Rearrange the letters, O-O-U-S-W-T-D-N-E-J-R. To spell just one word. There's no S in there. O-O-U-S-W-T-D-N-J-R. I got it. And E-J-R. JPC, you got it? Give me a second.

It's your dance to W-O-U-S. Swords and egg-er. Give him a moment, he can't read. Oh, he can't read. I give him a moment he can't read oh We can't read Little JPC can't read oh the rumor in the school y'all is the JPC can't read a JPC was a say I put a sign on your back. What does it say? How would I read it to my back? Oh What the back is

I do too. Oh, yeah. Well guess what, I heard your mom knows what the devil with two backs is. That's right. She's fucking around. Why don't you British? What's that? We're just school children in here. You're the only two kids at the school that are British.

We're dautins. This is Central Indian. We're dautins music. What do you mean you had 10 years ago? We died. We died 10 years ago. Not here. We're da 10 years ago? We died. We died 10 years ago. Not here. We're dying in the end of the game.

But I know you 10 years ago. What does that significance to me? My only toy is a hoop. My only toy is a stick. Wait a second. I need to feel bad for you. You dead ghost children. Wait, I can't read. I can talk to you. Which means I can talk to Bruce Willis.

Ha ha ha. Bip- whoo-sturred. One, torduestu. What's the question? Use the letters to blah, blah, blah. Rearrange the letter. Oh, I got it. Oh, you asked WTD and EJR to spell just one word. Oh, yeah, it's supposed just one word.

It's not the phrase, just one word. You dumb, you dumb, you dumb, you're all dumb, you're all so dumb. Look, I'm not a dumb. A typical side of Aaron, we usually see. You dumb, you dumb, you dumb, you're all dumb, you're all so dumb. Look, I'm not a typical side of Aaron, usually. You dumb, you dumb, you're all so dumb. For those of you who can't see in the studio, Aaron is brought to silver six shooters and she's firing them off into the air. You dumb, you dumb, you're all so dumb.

For those of you who can see in the studio, please don't help. How dare you! What is more useful when it is broken? Heart. Heart. Are we okay? No, we're not. Okay.

I'm sad all day. What is more useful when it is broken? A fart. Break silence. You break wind. Silence? You break wind. Aaron. She's bit. She's bit. Break silence you break wind silence you break wind you break wind Aaron

She's bit she's bit What is more useful? Broken a promise More useful more useful oh glass at a Jewish wedding That's true. Yeah, um no, oh those oh, I got it. It's those orange chocolates on Christmas Yes, and you know crack my and then they Move really oh, it's a Oh, I got it. It's those orange chocolates on Christmas. Yes, and you know, crack them on the table and then they splashed over. Move really? Oh, it's a, it's, um, what's like an edible? It's the, it's the bottle. Is it an egg? Hold shut up. You shut your fucking mouth.

It's a bottle. It's the bottle that you break on a ship. When you are, um, uh, christening the ship. What's that called? A bottle. Christening a ship. Um, uh, Adel was right, but I do want to see that scene. So, uh, JPC, you are a, uh, uh, an old timey world traveler. And you've gathered everyone in town around to Christian, your new ship and go to set

sail across the world. Um, so, and this is your speech. And before I set sail across the world to find my lost son, and we do hope you find him. Well, thank you. Thank you very much. All on your side. Well, yes, yes, yes, of course. Well, I must find him before I return. What's his name again? Oh, my son. His name is Junior. Yes, I've named him after me. My name, of course senior But before I leave I want to say a few words to Christian

This ship as well know ships Historically have names once they are Christians so I'll Chris in the ship and announce the name It also helps to make sure they're not haunted I'm sorry to person a ship is to make sure there's no spooky ghost on board That's one way reason we do it. Yes, or I forgot about that, that's new information. And also because we have so much champagne in town. Well, yes, we gotta get rid of this champagne. We're from champagne, we make champagne, we love champagne.

Yes, this is champagne. We pay the champagne. Champagne in Illinois, where I'm christening the ship, and this is the exit we've all chosen. I'm on my flaws with champagne, and boy oh boy. Can I hear my wife walking around? I said I'm up my My champagne My wife

I eat my cereal with champagne. I love champagne. How did Taty drunk all the time? 1 2 3 a toast to champagne. Well I'm not gonna tell you all the time, I'm gonna show you a 1-2-3 A toast To Sham, to Sham, to shame, to shame Well, that loop here is delicious It's like I always say, champagne for my real friends real pain for my Sham, for it Tom, wait's invented that, you didn't say that Well, let me turn my own bad phrase

Let's see here, oh, shampoo for my real friends real poo for my Sham, for it What do you add in Sandler? You'll know when you're not afraid to buy you're gonna be busted shit have you considered the fact that your son might be dead? Is this gonna be off or not? Husty, touchy shampain or want you a little bit of a buzz? Well I had considered that but uh honestly his rent bunk's just boring and I do believe he's got a bit of his father spunking him but I do mean that

I do mean that fake girl. Oh no. Oh, no, no hold on now All children are children of their father's spark if we're Began It's time you went about a new ship There's a storm and he died Where that way We can hardly know that for truth and here's the bottle that be a chrysanthemus ship and remember I chrysanthemus ship I break the bottle and then I Save the ship's name and here we go and smash god damn it mother fucking son of a

Beast thing hive Cast Damn it and that's maybe your ship what best of luck son god damn it son of a bitch be podcast Beckett of birds on God damn it, son of a bitch, beep, lit, podcast, beckonabood, scene. Great. And the answer to the riddle that you asked Aaron was, what words sort of just of one phrase? Mm-hmm.

New's egg. There was a greenhouse. Inside the greenhouse, there was a white house. Inside the white house, there is a red house. Inside the red house, there was lots white house. Inside the white house there is a red house. Inside the red house there is lots of babies. What am I? A Russian casting doll. You know a balcony spring babies.

Inside the greenhouse there is a white house. Inside the white house there is a red house. Inside the red house there are lots of babies. What a cell. What am I? Nope. A blood cell. No, it's not.

Let's go. White. Red babies. Green white red babies Italian or Mexican babies. That's the colors of their flags That is the color of their flags. No, but do I am I right when I said green white red babies? Yeah green white red babies Green white red baby babies. Green, white, red, baby, white, red babies. So babies in a hospital, hospitals are red, red for the blood of cars. Red room, the shining, white for the sterile nature. Green, cause trees. Green, cause trees. Okay, so, uh, what does green, cause trees? Sure. Okay, so there's a green room. Inside the green room is a white room.

Inside the white room there's a red room. Inside the red room there's lots of babies. So here's my goddamn question. Are these actually rooms, or are these like real rooms? No. They're figurative. Okay, but the color is important.

Green, white, red, babies. The white is very small. The white is not, the red is the biggest it's got to be a food with seeded seeds inside Right sees his babies Seeds is baby is he's babies sees his babies Aaron sees his babies Yes Watermelon yes welcome back to Aaron tried to get JPC an adult to say the water melon hand hand to no god

Hand to there's no god I almost said watermelon, but then I was like we had a watermelon riddle and so it wouldn't be that I'm gonna throw one in every four episodes to make sure you know what that fruit is It took seven minutes. Here's the thing. I don't know what that fruit is But I have since learned that if I don't know the answer to the riddle i should say watermelon that's my that's what that's a lesson that i've learned from this what did we get the answer to the last riddle on our face egg

champagne bottle christian my face okay so uh... i really want to get to the riddles because i'm very very excited about these i know pause right now go back to episode one when i get to the riddles, because I'm very, very excited about these. I know. Pause right now. Go back to episode one when I say I hate riddles. I still hate riddles, but I do love these. Wait, so they paused.

They went back to episode one. They listened to it. They came right back and you said, I still hate riddles. That's gotta be the worst payoff for anyone of the history of the back. Hey, JPC. Uh, yeah. You're not in trouble.

I just need help. I'm, um, pranking at all. And I'm setting up a whole website to prank him. Um, can I just need some advice? This podcast is sponsored by Squarespace. I'm not, I'm not mad at you. We're pranking at all. Squarespace is the only one website platform for entrepreneurs to stand out

and to see it online whether you're just starting out or managing a growing brand Squarespace makes it easy to create a beautiful website engage with your audience And so anything for products to cut into time all in one place all on your terms Hey, Otto come here come here. Hey, Otto, come here. Come here, come here. Hey, what's going on? I actually, I want to prank JPC and I want to set up a whole website to prank him. Do you have anything that like, is there like an online store that could set up on my website to sell products?

Did you know that with Squarespace, you can have custom merch. You can easily sell custom merch and create passive income stream that engages your audience and scales your brand, design your products and production and inventory and shipping are handled for you saving you time and money What is happening okay? Wait, what's going on with that all oh nothing nothing? I'm just sending up a very normal square space website not a prank thing new ease I'm curious and I'm gonna use analytics use insights to grow my business and learn where my site visit

and sales are coming from. That's pretty cool. I'm gonna improve my website and build marketing strategy based on top keywords, our popular products and content on my prank website, the prank site too. Whoa, that's awesome, Aaron. I'm glad you're using Squarespace. Did you say what the website was for?

I can't remember what the website was for. The website was for. Frank. We're square space. You can connect to your store to Vedent Third Party tools to extend the functionality of your website. Hey JPC, hey JPC. What's up, Madel? I can't believe we pranked Aaron with our little boy routine.

Dude, we got her. Anyway, if you want to prank Aaron with your little boy routine, head to squarespace.com for a free trial. And when with your little boy routine, head to squarespace.com for a free trial. And when you're ready to launch, go to squarespace.com slash riddle to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Oh, she's back. She's back. Hey, Erin.

Hey, Erin. Can we go to grandma's house? Wait. I've been pranked. But how? I don't know. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Hey Adel and JPC, thank you for meeting me

in the middle of the woods here. I am sort of at an impasse. I can't decide whether or not to go this way or this way. I'm having a hard time choosing a path. You know, there never truly is a middle of the woods. Isn't it funny to think about something like that? Like, have there never truly is a middle of the woods? No, this is the middle.

Okay, this is it. Addle, can you help? Yeah, actually, so as per Robert Frost, I don't know if you know his poems. He has a poem called Better Help. I believe this is written in the 1800s, but it still stands true today more than ever. Aaron, you should try better help.

Have you heard of this? You seen this? Mm-hmm. Because sometimes Aaron and life were faced with tough choices, and the path forward isn't always clear. Whether you're dealing with decisions around career, relationships, being stuck in the middle of the woods, therapy helps you stay connected to what you,

ow, ow, sorry, that also does so fast. Therapy helps you stay connected to what you really want while you navigate life and the woods. Mm, and better help is entirely online. So it's designed to be convenient, flexible, and suited to your schedule. I've been using it for several years, and it suits the way that my brain works,

way better than traditional therapy ever did. And when Aaron says traditional therapy, just so everyone's clear, what she means is tricking two of her friends to coming to the middle of the woods, even though there isn't truly the concept of the middle of the woods, isn't that fun to think about? All you have to do is just fill out a brief questionnaire to get matched with a license therapist, and you can switch therapists at any time for no additional charge. Hey, Aaron, a GPC's putting down bread crumbs and then immediately picking them up and eating them. Hey, Aaron, GPC's putting down bread crumbs and then immediately picking them up and eating them.

Dirty bread crumbs. Mmm. And he's also like really into that owl who's swooping down. Anyways, let there be your map with better help. Visit betterhelp.com slash riddle today to get 10% off your first month. That's better help h-e-l-p dot com slash riddle R-I-D-D-L-E. R-I-D-D-L-E, the middle of riddles of D, but there is no true middle of riddle because it would be the space in the United States to see, hoping at home.

Bye, baby! Am home! Who are we? What is this? I, uh, clink, clink, clink. Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen. I just want to make a quick toast to, I know it's JPC's birthday and we're all so excited

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I love you. I'm going to make money. If you remember a few episodes ago, I talked about the show, the British show only connected how much? I'm ready to spake off. Yes, so gentle. The British show only connect and I asked listeners to send in only connect style questions and they did and they sent a ton and they're all so good and I want to be able to read as many as possible. So, do you remember the general concept for how this goes?

You're going to try to find the meaning. List of, what is it? I met your mother. I like that. So it's like three or four words and we have to find out what connects them all. What connects them all. And so these are definitely way more in the style of the actual show.

So we're going to do a couple and then I think you'll get used to it. I don't want to talk it. I didn't British accents. Did you want to show them? I will not do one. Are we going to read the person who sent it in? Yes, I'm going to give a part of their name. Oh, yes.

It's part of the opposite middle. I don't know. All right, so this is from Alex. The middle's my favorite part of the dance. And I think Alex was the first one to ever send, like he sent these before I even publicly asked. Could be woman, could be Alex Mack. Yeah, could be a puddle.

Is it a puddle medal? Yeah. The only way to know for sure is to say that Alex is a puddle. So is it puddle metal? Yeah. The only way to know for sure is to say that Alex is a puddle of metal. So Alex, thank you so much for these. These are all incredible. I might save some for other episodes. You can get under doors. Ready? Yes. So how this works is you can stop me if you think you know like if you hear two things and you think you know the connection and you'll technically get stop me if you think you know like you hear two things and you think you know the connection and you'll technically get more points if you figured out earlier. So if one of us gets it, we should maybe allow time for the other person to get it versus shutting it out.

Okay. Or you tell us, is that okay? I think yeah, I, or is there enough that we should just kind of go through them as fast as possible? Why don't add a, we each take a buzzer. So here's your buzzer. Here's my You give me a dead vulture I said picked up something pantomime and use a dead vulture as you looked at something in your head a Vulture is enormous Vulture is so big, but when it dies it loses yeah, all of its water way This is what we'll do so if you it loses a yeah all of its water way. This is what we'll do so if you if you think you know it write it down and so yeah so we'll like get okay so we'll know if you have it at the

two point you read it down too great all right here's your first one you're gonna tell me what the connection is okay these are all different types of connections. It can be word-based, it can be like the content. Could be cousins. Yeah, whatever it is. Okay, ready? Ooh, it could be cousins. It could be things that make you go, hmm, like cousins. This one I think should be pretty easy.

So I'll do it first. Ready? Yes. Snake. Snake. Macy Black, the stripes, red Floyd. Got it. I think I got it.

Okay, yeah, I got it too. I'm gonna read it again just for people snake. Snake. Macy Black, the stripes, red Floyd. I think I got it. I don't have no idea what is it. You don't know? No. Really? No, I don't know no idea what is it. You don't know?

Really? I don't know. Okay. Can I, should I give some other ones? Sure. That's fun. I think this is a band. Oh shit.

What's going to say, the orange crow's? So like, Macy Gray, the white stripes. The white stripes. So it's band names, but the color's been inverted or like not quite you're getting close They're definitely so it's basically white snake white stripes. No, it's snake macy black The stripes. It's just snake. I was saying white snake. It just says snake Does it snake? Oh, is it Macy black how would snake fit in there? Macy black make it great?

Do the color shade? Like shades of white are missing White Musicians which have had white removed Oh, so pink Floyd with the white remove would be red. Oh, oh With the white macy gray with the white remove. We macy black great. Yeah, Yeah. And the white stripes with the right movements. That's great. That's macy great. I love that. So that technically was the best thing we've ever done on the show. Guys, in terms of why I just said that's macy great. And nobody

looked at me or acknowledged me. I received no pets on them back. There was no accolades. Stop looking at me. Let's pour some words to go. I also think Alex get you conflicting. I'm sorry. Sorry. The the the pro Alex, you can flick the, I'm sorry. Sorry. Alex, the person who sent this in, I think, is like a whiz at these. Like, has been a joke before. Oh, okay. Oh, really?

Yeah. Are they British? I think so. Do you have their last initial? Yes. Alex M. Alex M. It is Alex M.

I was right. I'm going to give, I want to keep going because I want to, these are also great. Do you think that they're so good at this is because they can turn into a puddle salt crimes? I was like what you power put a Somebody draw that somebody dry a puddle solving crimes. Please don't draw that. That's gonna be so boring Do this a puddle of blood next to a puddle of blood filling a line in any direction Okay, I'll put a blackpacks to a puddle right up. Filling a line in any direction. Filling a line in any direction?

Filling a line in any direction. That's the first item. Yep. Filling a line in any direction. Clearing four lines at once. Clearing four lines. Okay. Having all five dice be the same.

Odds, things that are odd. Having one card left. These are- Uno, Yachty, Tetris. These are games. That's part of it. That's part of it. These are ways that you win games.

There are games with numbers in them. No. This is the best thing that you can do in a game. So, yeah, but what else? This is the final thing before you win a game. What else? No, like, it's the best thing you can do in the game and then it's said, the best thing, that's why they like it's the best thing you do in the game and then it said the best thing

That's why they That's why they named it the game. Yeah, no You're bugging the but what yeah, I'm not you and now I see a book in a better these are the titular moves that name the game Yes, they're the titular moves share their name with the game. They are a term in Bingo Tetris the oonow nice one Bingo Yatsi Tetris Udo. Bingo Tetris Udo. Bingo, Bingo. That's exactly the area. And back to you.

Bingo Bingo, here at the top. It's Bingo, Bingo, Hatsa, Tava. It's Bingo Tetris Yatsi Uno. Bingo Tetris. That's a tribute to you. I love what you create. Oh my ex-boyfriend, JP. You're always be remembered for the things you create.

Aaron, do you have a scorpion coming out of your mouth? Do I? Okay. Copper wire. Copper wire. Well, you're back to copper wire. You know where you watch a random four minute clip of the wire and you have to determine was that a cop?

Or a wire. Or a wire. Or a wire. We gotta do a quick scene. Aaron, you are, GAPC and I are in an interrogation room. You are interrogating the two of us, and you through a series of questions, much like a touring test, you have to decide whether we are, one of us is a cop and one of us is a wire,

and depending on our responses, you have to sus it out. And we only have 30 seconds. Okay. Okay. Okay. Cops is what? Yeah it's good you're not gonna give me a fall for anyone. Okay. You gotta come at me with something a little more. Come on. She didn't need to get at me. All right. Spark, spark, spark. Wire says, Neeeee. Spark, spark, spark.

Spark. You should don't are in here. You're, you, the one who just did the thing about the donut. You're the wire, the other ones the cop. Yo, a bingo, bingo, hot, ta-ta, good night. Good luck and I'll see you in your bout of a. What? I'll see you in your, very good. What? I'll see you in your...

Very good. You say? Oh, very good. Very good. Really very good to have all. Nancy. Okay. Copper wire.

Silver paste. Silver what? Paste. Paste. Ten broof. Leonard Bernstein. Oh. Is that it? A train manager. These are all Ariel songs. I that it?

A train manager. These are all Arrient Sunks. I know it. What is it? They're all conductors. Yeah! Lennon Burtstein, conductor orchestra, a train conductor, copper wiring, is a conductor.

Yeah. But I was read about Arrient Sunks through the document. It's the last of the Aluxes. We'll do because I want to save some. And this next one is from Joe. And real quick, to Alex, thank you so much for your service, turning into puddles and finding people's lost groceries, and shit like that.

And you're very smart. We're very lucky that you all sent us these. By the way, there's a very weird Alex, but if you're on YouTube, there's a very weird Alex Mac 9-11 conspiracy tie-in, where, on the show Alex Mac, which was years before the attack on September 11th, there's like a very weird character in the show who like, is like, yes, I'll meet you on September 11th, 2001.

Are you serious? Go Google Alex Mac 9-11 conspiracy and watch the YouTube video. It's bizarre, but yes, it's just random coincidence that that numbered date was used in that context. What do you do with your downtime? I don't have downtime, Adam, because I'm not there learning the fucking truth

about what AlexMac, you know, because Jets deal don't melt, but the puddle steel melt because the AlexMac and the building, snopes, snopes, snopes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You come at me, but it's all fake news and snopes. Shout out to my grandpa.

Are we ready? Yes, I'm ready. This one's a little different. Oh, sorry, who's this from? Joe. Can we get a last initial for Joe? It doesn't say. No. I mean, I took a screenshot of this on my phone so I can't like expand it. I will assume it's Joe dirt. Oh, okay. And I

will read it in his voice. All right, ready? Yeah. What is full of tar under your arm and in a fruit? Dang. That's the first one. That's just the first one. What is full of tar under your arm? I got it. Yeah, okay Got it me too. Um, I also have it. What's what's bright not heavy? Is this part of the same riddle? Yeah, this is no it's all so all of these answers will have a connection. I see what's bright not heavy mm-hmm Okay Got it a skinny genius. Uh nowadays Apple is more common than pocket Apple's more common than pocket. Apple is more common than

pockets. Nowadays Apple is more common than pocket. What are we trying to solve for? It's clever. Okay, okay, okay. Apple is more popular than pocket. The Apple and pocket attached to this word. Oh, I got it. Millennialism for that's funny. I know this one immediately. I'm a Millennial. Millennialism for that's funny. I'm blank. L.A.W.A. And so we have to figure out the answer to all of those and then what is the thing they have in common? So this is like 15 riddles in a one. Yeah, it's awesome. Millennial for I'm funny. I'm turned. No, or that's funny. That's funny, that's lit. Mm-hmm, that's dope.

No, it's more like, it's like more your response. Can we compare answers? Yes. So it's four different words, right? Yeah. So let's go through, we'll say the words at the same time in the voice of Joe Dirt. So number one, we'll go. One, two, three.

PIT! Number two, number two. One, two, three. Dog,! Number two, number two. One, two, three. Doc, what is it like? I said light. I don't know what it is. It says what is bright, but doesn't way much. That looks like that.

Number three. One, two, three. Joanne? Fabrics. Is it watch? So like Apple, Pocket Watch. And then number four is one, two, three. That's Lail.

That's Lail. No. So you have the first three. So's a way. That's a way. That's a way. That's a way. That's a way. That's a way. That's a way. That's a way. That's a way. That's a way.

That's a way. That's a way. That's a way. That's a way. That's a way. That's a way. That's a way. That's a way.

That's a way. That's a way. That's a way. That's a way. That's a way. That's a way. That's a way. That's a way. That's a way. That's a way. I'm Millennialism for that's funny. I'm blank. Dying, lolling, dying. Sort of dead. Yep.

I'm dead. Pit, light, watch, dead. These are all episodes of Nightcourt. Pit, light, watch, dead. Watch, watch, and dead. Your hint is I think they wrote one of these specifically for us because of something on our show. Man.

Dead man, watch, man, light, man, light. Watch house, dead man. Watch house, watch man, light man, man, light man. Watch house, dead man. House pit house, light house. Pit man was my last name. You're right that it matches with a word. Pit and a pendulum, light and a pendulum. Pit bull, light bull. Pitsburg, lightsburg.

So one of them is Pacific. Deadburg. No, one of them is. One of them is specifically something that is from our show. Stop. Believe it so much. Oh, it's dead stop. Stop light. Pit stop watch stop light stop watch. Yeah, incredible, right? Thank you so much.

Thanks, Joe dirt dang. Dang, Joe dirt. Thanks with your fro your mola and the dogs balls on the porch. I remember two things about that. He gets those balls off the porch with the spatula. The girl doesn't know. Do they remiss the other Joe Dort Dort? Joe Dort. That's the end of national anthem. Was there Joe Dort too? You were so pleased with you saying that Joe Dort was our national anthem. Our national anthem was a feature like the movie, sorry David Spane. If anything would be my issue. We don't stand for our nationalism.

We say it with popcorn. Joe Dirt is one of those movies that I watch 1,000 times going out. I've only seen it once or twice. I don't think I've ever seen it. Feel like I enjoyed it when I was in it. He was on the Comedy Central all the time. Like all the time.

Hey, look at me. It was on all the time on Comedy Central. Is that still around Comedy Central? Comedy Central? Yeah, they got show like present show Detroiters, oh, that's right. I didn't realize yeah. Here's your next one. Yes. Is this also from jitter? No, this is from and I just opened it Tom nipples This is from Jennifer Jennifer have a last name Jennifer S Jennifer asked. Did Jennifer have Alastair?

Jennifer asked. Okay, so Jennifer Subra. So, Genesis. Oh, it's Phil Collins. This is from Jennifer. Hi, Jennifer. She said hi, Erin. Hey, you should have stopped that person who you saw kill that person.

Yeah. If you felt it in the air. Um, Jen. Oh, she's from San Jose. That's not true. Hi, Jen. Do you know the way to San Jose? This one might take a second, so let's get into it.

All right, your first. So this is a similar format to the last one. So you have to guess the word first. This is for Matt. Formats. Ready? Formats. Daymen.

Daymen. Tony, Falcon, and Star Lord all use these to get around. Shalub. Tony, Falcon, and star lord. I'm just shaloubbing myself from place to place. Shaloub is a galaxy. These are a ship or booster. Falcon is what? Captain Falcon.

Falcon is the guy from Avengers. Tony Tony Stark. So they all use like suits with rocket boosters. Specifically armor armor jet packs. Jet packs. She carried the hit TV show fornication in the large town. Sex in the city, but who? Oh, the Charlotte.

What's California? Cation. She carried. Yeah, Charlotte. Carried. It's California. It's carrying. No, but it's not. It's our Jessica Parker designated survivor. Sir Jessica Parker. Okay. She was married to Matthew Broderick and still is. Matthew Broderick drove over a man in Ireland. Yeah, a man slaughtered him. He never really felt the same. The president of the United States say that

they call him from a pan, but I. Beaches, beaches, beaches, beaches, beaches, come from a can but I just speeches speeches speeches speeches come from a can but but not just what do you mean but but I can find the preserved in a jar of speeches yeah yeah so P.J.M. is great of all the things to hit this is probably the best of all the things to hit this is probably the best. I just hit the Vapen snooze button. I just hit the Vapen floor.

Ah! Hit the scene. You did that! I just hit the Vapen. No, the staying. I just hit the Vapen. The saying. I just hit the

Vapen floor. I will not even look at J.P.C. until he stops saying Vapen. I just hit the Vap vaping. I just hit the Let the body hit the floor. I just hit the jackpot. I hit the jackpot jackpot. All right, so you have all you have them jet pack Sarah Jessica Parker. What's actually jam jackpot? I sort of seen vaping jet pack Sarah Jessica Parker Jay piece jam jackpot throw J words jet just jam jackpot so you got sort of yeah yeah jack jam throw what s jp's no jp's they're all jp's they all have jp's in them oh damn she wrote it for you well they wrote it for you

you would take it seriously you card now. You're a fucking card. Well, you guys don't know. She voted for you. She voted for you. She voted for you. Gin in San Jose is me. That's right. There is no gin in San Jose. If you'll notice around the room as I chisers Jose,

say it Jose. What do we have there? San, S, A, N, J. Hmm, interesting. We've got a J. Now, what do we have there? Say it, S, A, N, J. Hmm, interesting, we've got a J. Now, what is her name? Jin, J is the fourth letter of the alphabet. E is the sixth letter, and is the eighth letter. Add those together.

P, the 16th letter of the alphabet. Ooh, interesting. Ooh, interesting. Ooh, close. All right, let's do another one. The world, 1804, Facebook. Wait, wait, wait, wait, just hold on. There's a whole new one. I know it's a whole another one. The world, 1804, Facebook. Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on. There's a whole new one.

I know it's a whole new one. I'm not a freaking idiot. The world, the world. It's a whole new world. Are those the first clue or the four clues? I'm gonna read four clues and they're not, you don't have to like, these are just the words.

These are just the words. Was the world 1804 one or two different ones? Like the world comma 1804 or was it the same one? It's the same one. Okay, when you are done with one idea and you're moving on to the second in the list, can you do something to break it up like squawk or say, squawk, thank you. All right, ready? Yes.

The world 1804. Facebook 2012. Africa 2009. China 1982. 1804 Facebook 2012 Africa 2009 China 1982 Okay, I did not hear a squawk yet Squawk!

Okay, so it's the first one. 1982 1982 is a year I was born Yeah, I believe that when the cow was coming home She got the Chinese, the Chinese in 1982 These are, this is where band-aid was held in each year And 1804 is just worldwide band-aid band-aid. Yeah, it's the concert to raise his money for a little cut some brises Okay, so what is giving those clues one more time the world eight year old the world 1804 Facebook

2012 Africa 2009 China 1982 Oh boy these are all places and dates Yeah, but what happened on that date These are all time was the milestone. This is when they were discovered after was discovered in 2009 Facebook was founded in 2012 Facebook Well, I'm a money. Oh, so I spent about Snapchat. Mm-hmm

What was the first one the world what's going on? I was the world the world the world 1804 Facebook 2012 what milestone it's a milestone Africa 2009 China in 1982 when they when you could first Like something first start liking China in 1982 Facebook what happened in Facebook in 2012 Want public IPO did it go public? I guess like discovered no what um We got some nice. I'd say all these things were pretty popular at the time. Oh, was that the year the movie came out about it?

No, they were popular the movie about the world came out in 80 don't four think about it you fucking cow So what when something's popular do a lot of people? Transcenders and decide to be there. Can I tell you the answer? Give us a better hint. There's no hint I can give you without giving it away. Oh, try that one. Try the one that you can give us that will give it away.

I guess. I want to, I want to, I want to, Facebook, Facebook. Letters, do you know what this is? Letters is hiding. Letters, you know it. Behind their paper. So Facebook. Letters is hiding behind their paper. So Facebook is hiding their face. A lot of people on Facebook in 2012. The highest

population. Yeah. What what milestone population? How many? Pinnacle. They're pinkel. 1 million people. 1 billion. 1 billion. It's when all those things reached a billion people. The World 1804 Facebook 2012 Africa 2009 China 1982. Isn't this good? Wow, that's great. That's when Facebook had a billion dollars. Billion dollars? You know what's cool?

A billion dollars. I just need to make it. Ooh, you just need to make it. Do your other Justin Timberlake impression like that thing that you do? Oh, cry me. All the lakes. There you go.

We should mention there's music waiting over from this party that's happening next time. Oh, sorry. It is useful to mention that across the hall, my dad is being honored. He, what did you tell him you were going to be? What's that? Last time he told him you were going to be in Denmark. Copenhagen.

Yeah, my dad is being honored across the hall. What do you think, Denmark? What do you think, Copenhagen? He did save a bear from a fire. And so he's getting a reward from the governor. And I told him I could not be at the party because I had to go wash my hair. Well, you said it was a retirement party.

This is a new episode and a new party joke. Okay, got it. I'm gonna do jokes, brand new jokes every episode. The one thing I promise to anyone listening to this is that every episode of this show, I will go on a date with one of your siblings, and I will pay for 25% of that date, and I will do two kisses at the end of the day.

One at the top of the head, one at the bottom of the feet. I forgot to say who this was from. This is from Jack K. And he sent a bunch and they're all excellent. Are you sure it's not Jackie? Jack let's get married. Hey Jack K let's get married. No? JK. JK. Okay. I guess this will be the last one we do. Oh yeah. Yeah. All right. And this one I think you'll get. So this will have this be like a race. I can't wait for you to be wrong. Okay.

That's the sentence, J.P.C. says to me the most. That's true. Ready? Yes. A hammer and a feather. A hammer and a feather. That's the first clue. Okay.

Six U.S. flags. Okay. Two golf balls. Two golf balls? Okay. Two golf balls. Two golf balls? Okay. Eugene Shoemaker's shoes. You think I'm gonna get that? Things I've had up my ass.

Yeah. Eugene used to beat this shit out of me. Eugene Shoemaker's shoes? Uh-huh. Oh boy. A hammer and a feather. Are we supposed to know who Eugene Shoemaker is? Six American flags. I hammer and a feather. Are we supposed to know who Gene Schumacher is? Six American flags.

I don't think so. So a hammer and a feather. There's that old riddle about if you drop a hammer and a feather which lands first. Six US flags. How many stars and stripes is that? Two golf balls have all them dimples. What's a famous golf ball brand? You know, there are no other flags. to be seven flags, but they took away the

Confederate. Oh, these are all theme parks. No, I, two golf balls is up cut and half six. Six, six, six, six, six, six, this is funny. This is funny. You didn't laugh. You just said it works. It's funny. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm milling the on day. I think I know this. The second one gave it away to me because it's like an anecdote I've often heard, just I'm doing it forever. I'm doing it forever. I'm doing it forever. I'm doing it forever. I'm doing it forever. I'm doing it forever. I'm doing it forever. I'm doing it forever.

I'm doing it forever. I'm doing it forever. I'm doing it forever. I'm doing it forever. I'm doing it forever. I'm doing it forever. I'm doing it forever. I'm doing it forever.

I'm doing it forever. I'm doing it forever. I'm doing it forever. I'm doing it forever. I'm doing it forever. I'm doing it forever. I'm doing it forever. I'm doing it forever. I'm doing it forever.

I'm doing it forever. I'm doing it forever. I'm doing it forever. I'm doing it forever. I'm doing it forever. I'm doing it forever. I associate with this thing are they dripped on the bodies of six strong boys who fought in the war? Is that a thing? Nope. Okay. Six American flags to go off what takes six of what what would six American flag? Is this a six flag situation or the flags of being flown? Well, not quite is it six flags the tinker no the flags are not really yeah the flags aren't really flags So what are they flags the flags are flags flags but the they're not being they're not going like this in the wind blowing they're not waving like a no is it a American flag store no no are they the little tiny plastic flags no they're I think they probably penalty spent a lot of money on these flags one of the best of the

best who wrote these are flags that are hanging from a place. Nope, they're stuck in the ground. They're not blowing the wind. Oh, this is a sports thing. This is golf. Many golf. Nope. This is the moon. There's six flags in the moon. There's, these are all things that have been left on the moon. Mmm. Cool, huh? Whether to golf balls Eugene, shoemakers, shoes. And with that, we left six flags on the moon.

That seems to be the type of the moon. We that. We left six flags on the moon. That seems like the other guy. We left it at tie or six flags on the moon. We used to see that the old guy who dances to that song. So I would like to see the scene between the two of you. You were two astronauts. OK. And you are discussing, you have a couple more hours left on the moon.

You're discussing what you are going to leave behind, what your legacy is gonna be. Oh, God, we should have brought our suits. Can you breathe? Oh, okay, okay. Yeah, it's like, it's my throat is tearing up. It feels like it's cold. Yeah, it feels like I drank something cold. Oh, yeah, Alex.

Yeah. What did you, I brought my double bag full of fun stuff to, fun stuff to leave on the moon. Oh, okay, Yeah, you know how I'm a prop comic. Yeah I mean for your prop comic for your prop comic where we go your Oh, you're a country music singer. No, it's a Elton John. You know, sorry. It's just who I am six days a week Rocket man, right? Rocket man. Yeah, but it's like that song is about how he's like an astronaut In his spare time rocket man's about an astronaut. Are you sure? Rocket man, can I do what I thought rocket man was about Tony Stark? I skimmed it star lord

I skimmed the song I see you skim a song. I've only ever seen it written Boy, it's cold. It is so cold. Oh, what did you bring? So I brought like some funny hats. Like, there's like, uh... What do you, what kind of hats do you have? Do you have those CLT hats from the Charlotte airport? Yeah, quite hat.

Yeah, it looks like a hat. Yeah, yeah. Brought, uh... Brought this safety cone, like a roadside safety cone? Oh, yeah. Oh, for a hat. For a hat. I thought it would be funny.

There's not a joke that goes with it. Just like a funny hat. Oh, I thought oh for a hat. For a hat. I thought it just would be funny. There's not a joke that goes with it, just like a funny hat. Oh, I thought. You're like, what if the KKK was playing it safe? It's a safety cone. It's Houston. It's Houston. Have you made any choices and you come back to Earth?

Sorry. What's going on in your bag in the woods? Let's talk to the Jellica Houston. That's fine. We're not going to get her back on the phone. Let's do more prop. Let's do more prop. Come on, he's stuff. I think that's a deep one. not gonna get her back on the phone. It's like calling Bruce Willis. Let's do more prop comedy stuff

I think that's a deep. Okay, so This this kind of So I brought this a thong Because I I put this on and I tell people it's my moon unit Okay, yeah pretty fun. Yeah, also I could I bend over well where I get it I've moved people Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah pretty fun. Yeah, also I could bend over while wearing it and I move people Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah And I Brought this hemorrhoid cream. I also use this as the back of the act that I say that this is for my asteroids

Oh good good. Yeah, yeah, I brought some eclipse gum. Is that a thing? That's just yeah, that's the right. Good. I brought some eclipse gum. Is that a thing? That's just kind of fun. It's kind of fun. Yeah. That's kind of a joke. Is that prop comedy? We don't know what prop comedy is, do we, huh?

It seems like we're just breaking. Can I be honest? I lost my confidence when you told me that on the moon I'm an extra, not a prop comic. What was Crocodile Rock about? What's it? What was Crocodile Rock about? Candles in the wind. See! Ooki doki!

Ooki doki are the choky. Oh boy. So, Adel, can you read some of our Whittleware champions? Yeah, we have some people who bought some Hey, we were... No, we don't know these are people that can be canude dogs.

We bought some little kiddies. Yeah. Now, we don't know these are people that can be canoeed on. We bought some little kiddies. Yeah, we have some participants. Yes. Please don't say people at all. We've talked about this. We have some participants who bought Hey, Rital Rital merchandise. You can find that at our T public store. Just go on T public and search Hey, Rital Rital.

And they bought some merch and they posted a picture of them wearing it or just them opening it. Screen shot. Screen shots. Screen shots on Instagram or Twitter with the hashtag WhittleWhere, where's being spelled W-E-A-R. So we have Esther J. Sapita. Thank you so much. Andrew Halash.

Hashlash. Thank you, Andrew. Knock your socks. Boy oh boy, thank you, knock your socks. Boy oh boy, thank you knock your socks. Claire underscore Clara, Ziann Wing. Thank you so much Ziann Wing. A simple surgeon. Alex does science. Thank you so much. These are all Twitter handles. Oh, I thought these were people's names. People's all Christian names. Fiona Minn Young, thank you so much. And we also have one very special, very, very special Whittleware hashtag her.

Can you let us know who that is, Aaron? A cop. JPCscoff. Thank you so much. You've got no my mother, Mary Beth Keef. She bought a Whittleware. Hey, Rittle Rittle T-shirt. She wore it when she facetimed me recently.

Was it the QC or C? When you said facetimed me. I thought you were going to say she wore it when she faced time She wore it to court Judge that served to a hundred years of bad taste That's awesome. That's awesome. What color sure did you get purple? I think that's good I think we're trying to be since our logos purple I think we've been trying to to solidify that as our brand purple

But I think some people don't want wanna wear purple. So that's fine. She's an excellent lady. I love you, Mary Beth. I should probably call you mom. Hi, mom. So tell me, when I love to meet her. I'm gonna say a name and I want you to tell me the emotion you correlate with that name.

Great. Mary Beth Keeve. Aw, yeah, great, love. Mitch. Mother of God! Mitch God damn it Like the first time it showed me picture your baby like freaking getting got a freaking cute baby looks just like you If you're basically gave birth to her husband the first one is your mom the first word that used to describe Mitch was mother No, Mitch. I love you to JPC anything you want to plug her from up?

Yeah, you can follow me on Twitter at at JP so fly. You can learn about my projects in my bio. You can follow me on Instagram at Shark Barkman. If you want to learn about my spaghetti growing project, it's a project where I raise a dog. Until the police take the dog away. And you can yeah, you've followed me on Twitch shows. I do Twitch stuff.

It's all my it's all my bio Follow me on Instagram at Aaron Keith 10 and I'll post about my shows there Yeah, you can follow me at Adderify on Instagram and Twitter also check out the hey riddle riddle social media at hey riddle riddle on Twitter We are on Instagram. We're on Facebook and send us emails if you have a riddle of your own, if you have a only connect puzzle for Aaron to read. Oh, if you have one of those, in the title of it, say, only connect in an Aaron

just so they don't open it by accident. Just so Aaron will only open those emails. And if you just wanna tell us something, you don't have to send us a riddle. A lot of people have been very kind and have started to just tell us how much you enjoy the show or what it's meant to them. Or just like uh...

and a lot of people haven't done that yet so you are waiting on a lot of listeners to uh... time in and tell us how good we are i want them to tell us what's happening in their bag of it uh... and also if you uh... want to uh... listen to follow me by uncle cracker on spotify uh... it was a song that i very much enjoyed for a time and actually it was uh... number one on the charts in a very weird place that you would never think of, unless you're an astronaut, Aaron, where is that place?

I do, but hey. Bye-bye. Aaron Yeevee And John Patrick Cullen Hapy's Niner is the enemy And already parent in the middle of it Foco created by MOP Cardamus and MOP Nemo The fight to be for hate risk of rape You'll miss it! That was a HATEGUM podcast.