Hey Riddle Riddle - #190: This Podcast Started in 2011

Episode Date: March 9, 2022

You prove to us that it didn't! Guess what, you can't?  Starring: Adal Rifai John Patrick Coan Erin Keif Editing by:  Casey Toney Theme by:  Arne Parrott Logo by:  Emily Kardamis & Emmaline Morris Want more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon! Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & prints Want to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a head gum podcast. Oh Hey, here kiddos, it's me No, no, hey, it's okay. It's okay kid kiddos, hold on, it's okay. My name is JPC, and I'm, hold on, no, no. Not like, not that one. It's not the one you've read about in the papers. They got him. He's off the streets. Yeah.

My name's JPC, the clown, and I'm here. Hold on, now, come on, be fair. Give a person a chance. Can't give a person a chance. You're the man who bought my dog dinner. He looks hungry. Hi kids, it's me, Princess Erin. Yay!

Wait, wait, my lady. And I'm here to kill the scary clown, jeez. Holy crap, my first response was yay to that. I gotta talk to my shrink. Honestly, I got issues. I need to work out. And I'm here with my gesture, Adel, Revive. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do- Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do All right, but get Adel, I got good news. That happened in a scene and not in real life. You're totally fine. Adel, the jester that is dead.

Yeah, we can't undo that. We're gonna have a lunch. The jestering jester, just to... podcast. Welcome to Hey, Rental Rental That's electrify Okay, children And this is a riddle podcast that we started in 11 2011

Okay, you know what fuck it. Okay 2011 we started we started right around the time that those i5 commercials went on a style. Remember it was like a black silhouette dancing in front of colors to like the hives or something. Yeah, and then like, Fice would be like one two. Yeah, we're like iPod Manos. I want to dance like those black silhouettes are dancing. This is a hey We're a little bit of challenge. I challenge all the listeners. You proved to us. We didn't start this in 2011 Yeah, proof it proof it proof it proof it proof is on the accuser mother fucker and don't the legal system Don't send us a screenshot of your podcast player showing the data the first episode because you don't know when that was recorded Yeah, you doctored it and you you definitely doctored it So and here's a little hint we went by a different name before we changed it to Heyrero Rital so get at it sleuths. Yeah That's a hard one's gonna figure out that we were wait wait don't tell me

But it was spelled W E I G H 2 Remember when we used to record in person yes, I do yeah, that was twenty-one possibly being Isn't that kind of yeah, I know that was 10 years ago now 11 Isn't that so weird that we used to just like We would like drive to a place and then we'd walk in and then sometimes we'd get each other like Wendy's coffee and then we would sit down and see each other and Then we would am I the only one who remembers this?

I used to go in every week and wonder how the fuck is this table so sticky and see each other and then we would am I the only one who remembers this? I used to go in every week and wonder how the fuck is this table so sticky and now I live here, it's my table and I know exactly what it's so sticky. It's me, it was me the whole time. I'm the stickiest boy in Candy Town. And JBC, do you want to let people know when that children's book will be out on shelves? The stickiest boy in Candy Town? And JBC, do you want to let people know when that children's book will be out on shelves? The sticky-swoing candy town? I do. So as soon as a couple little legal loopholes get worked out by publisher and my press release,

I pretty much everybody involved with some of the flight logs. And so we share a lawyer and I overheard that our lawyer saying that you can't have drawings of things in a book and then have a real photo of a human penis. Well, luckily our murder, I think our murder, our lawyer, was murdered in prison. So where are the clear? You know, our lawyer was such a gossip that I'm glad that that. May his secrets rest with him. Um, isn't that so crazy?

I was just thinking about how crazy it was, but I guess you guys are, don't think it's that crazy. That's okay if you don't think it's crazy. I think it's guys out in the same. I do. I do. He's just stopped. I feel crazy.

I feel crazy that you don't find that crazy. Am I crazy? I do think it is crazy, but I just can't, I simply can't wrap my head around it in terms of like, I remember it, but the feeling is gone. And I know that's for, that's for most of my emotions.

The feeling is gone. I am, you know how sometimes when you get up and you've been sitting for too long and your legs are like, no, no, buddy, no, there's no circulation down here. Come back another time. That's how my emotional well-being is. It's just numb.

Hey, men. How are you sitting? We're gonna get you a new chair. Please, by the way, that should have been happening on most chairs. I currently just sit on Gemma. Out, out, out. Hey, you guys, I have a question for you

and I would really appreciate if you answered honestly. Is this a riddle or a question? No, it's a real question. How is your weekend? Don't lie. How is our weekends or weeks? Okay. Well, she said, she said, how is your weekend?

Yes. Don't lie. And she said, also, Adel, she said, don't lie. Don't lie. Okay. I gotta be honest. I can't even remember what I did before we got in this recording.

Okay, he's not lying. I, what did I do? I feel like Gemma was on a town on a work trip and Sadia is moving out of my place soon. She found a new place, so she'll be gone after her lovely stay here. So I think I just like sat around the house and like cleaned up a little bit, played with the cats, scratched, brrisket on his little chin, Scrisch fries on his little butt, and watched the NBA all star weekend.

It was overall good time. It was a good weekend for my friend. I remember. Yeah, JVC would have- Scritching of butts and trims. Lots of screeches of butts. It's funny because this weekend, I had a really relaxing weekend.

I think I did the same thing. I centered myself. I took two baths. That's right. Two baths. I took a friend of me at a bath and a Saturday night bath. I think the weekend starts for me at a friend. Whatever happened to a Saturday bath.

Um, the, like, Mariah was gone on Saturday, and I was like, fuck it. I'm just going to take another bath. Like, it was, I had a conversation with myself, and it was like, fuck it, I'm just gonna take another bath. Like it was, I had a conversation with myself and it was like, it's, usually it's been a while, like if you just had a bath, you could wait a couple days before you have another bath. And by the way, this is the only way I clean myself.

That, I do, I do what the cat does where I try to lick every inch of my body that I can get with my tongue. With your legs straight up in the air. Straight up in the air, making full lot of eye contact with spaghetti. Don't you wish? Don't you wish? One time JPC and I shared a hotel room.

We probably have a few times, but recently when we did the shadow puppets and we shared a hotel room, JPC said, excuse me, I'm going to go take a bath. And then he stood at the foot of his bed and sprayed himself with ax body spray. And then he said, I'm done. Do you need it? Well, he was 13 at the time. Okay? Oh no. I'mhmm. And then he said, I'm done. Do you need it? Well, he was 13 at the time. Okay?

Oh, no. I'm ruined. Hold on. Hold on. Addle was 40. Wait. No. Damn.

Um. Two baths in one week, it is an indulgence. And I felt indulged. TPC. You on our review crew, when we talked about taking baths and other such self-care things, said, I'm going to try to take more bads. And you follow through in your promise and I'm very impressed.

You know, because if I'm thinking about it, I think I want multiple bads in a week. If a week goes by and I take multiple bads, I can look back at that week and say this week was a success for me. You deserved it. Thank you. I don't, same review crew, I don't enjoy bads.

I think I'm gonna try some of the tools and tips and tricks that you all mentioned. Hammer baths! Hammer baths! Hammer baths! So if I can set myself up for a more successful bath, but I will say just to be positive, I do enjoy the word bath and bathed like when someone bathed in sunlight. I think that's a really cool word. That's really lovely. I mean, you could make anything positive. I don't, I don't like murder, but the word has lots of fun bars in it, so that's cool. Oh, and it occurred VD.

Great. My favorite bath. Okay, shall we start that podcast? My favorite bath? Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, buddy, no. Oh, no. Oh, buddy, no. You're enthusiasm and everything else is misplaced.

Oh, so another thing that happened to me this week and two is I thought my freezer may have broken, but I don't know why. You got somebody calling you asking if it's running? Yeah, they asked me if it was running. Stuff in my freezer started to melt, and what I do have in my freezer is three, like pints of ice cream. And they all kind of melted and like dripped into my freezer. And I had to like clean out my freezer,

which also I really liked the, I liked cleaning out my freezer. It was a fun activity for me to clean it for, and excuse to clean a freezer. What better way to start the day? But I did eat some of that melty ice cream because I was like, it's gonna go to waste. I'm gonna have to throw this melty ice cream away.

And I don't know what happened with melting this of the ice cream, but it made me pretty sick. It was not melts. It was not melts. Yeah, once it melts it is legally water cream. And water cream is not good for anyone. No, the water cream, the milk water was really bad for old JPC. I do, I do remember that, but I don't think my freezer's actually broken.

So that low light turned into a highlight, actually. I will say in JPC, just jog my memory, Aaron. I don't know if it was this weekend, but it was sometime in the last like five days. I did buy some on JPC's recommendation. Oh, yes. I did find some jennies in my local store that's right near JPC and I and I bought some Brambleberry Crisp, which to me, Brambleberry does not appeal to me. Blueberry is one of my least favorite flavors. Blueberry and black licorice and white chocolate. All the color, all the color flavors, but I bought a pint just to humor JPC and then I sent him a text at 723 p.m. Wednesday night and I said

Okay, fine. I tried your precious but Br little oats that are in it, fully make it, because it's a nice creamy texture, but there is that texture in there. It's just, it's a goddamn delight. Check out. I am starving. What is it you do? At all.

It was, and as good as it was when I was, like quote unquote sober, I took an edible later that night and ate it high, and my mouth was a fucking carnival. Like it was, I sent it to a new level and I again, I did not think I would like it. All the details, if you added them all up, it's something anti-addle, but it was so good. So JPCs, JPC, thank you for that. What a delightful treat, JPC. You're welcome. Yeah. Well done. Thank you for that. What a delightful treat, J.P.C.

You're very welcome. Yeah. Well done. Aaron, how's your weekend? I robbed a bank. Not a lie. I'm holding myself to the same standards I held you to. Thank you.

You're holding yourself hostess? Exactly. It was good. It was fine. I don't think I did that much. I just sort of like ate little snacks. I filmed a sketch with some of my friends. I normally don't like to be in film

things very much, but we filmed a sketch and I had a lot of fun. So, that's my end time. Can you, can you tease what you played or who you played? Yeah, so we did like a sequel to a sketch we filmed in like 2018 or something like that, maybe even 2017. No, no, no, wait, I didn't see new, new, new, new, new onion rings. And it was like it's three of the funniest people I think in the world Jordan Lee Cohen Elizabeth Andrews and Jesse Kendall Elizabeth who's just on her show And it's wait let me write these down I think one of my favorite is George Clooney I mean the praxie does the praxie does he's funny Exactly if someone's hot and they're funny it makes them funny. Yeah So as you can tell by how much bullshit we've done, I'm old man puzzles today and I'm actually,

I think I were going to be able to stick with the same listener submitted riddles from just one person I think. So these come from Jeremy. Thank you so much for these Jeremy. I think that you guys are gonna have a lot of fun doing them. Maybe not. I can't tell the future. Okay. I'm going crazy. She's spiraling again. And no, I'm crazy. Okay.

She's me and she's crazy. And that is what? Okay. All right. Okay. Jeremy wrote these. I think that they're all original and they're really, really fun. I baked up a batch of some warm-up puzzies for you to enjoy. The format is...

When were they baked? We might have to throw them out. No, they're so good. I looked at the expiration date. They're so good. The format is a movie title where the last word or syllable flows into the first word or syllable of a song title. That's right. So basically you're just like pushing together a movie title and a song title. It's almost like the Jeopardy Canterbury before and after, can I? Ish? Alright, so here's the example one. Are you ready? Yes. Yes.

Sir Mixalot's Anaconda don't want none unless it's driving a Delorean hun. I like big butts to the future. No, it's the title. It's the titan. We big butts to the future. No, it's the title. It's the tit. We got back to the future. I do think we need to stop recording because I do need to sit down in a dark robe and process what you just said. Marty, Marty, why aren't you kind of don't want none? I like big butts in the future. Perfect. Well, that's not you, Marty. It's your butts. And Jeremy includes Well, that's not you Marty. It's your butts and Jeremy includes the Years that the song and the movie came out just in case you struggle with it got it so great

Pants where we're going. We don't need pants. Is any of this fun? No, it is it definitely is this is what I think all of it This is what your job is at all you're doing your job But this is what your job is at all. You're doing your job. Commenter. Jalos hit tune about the anticipation of her zombie babe. So this one's hard. I think anticipation for zombie babe. Waiting for tonight.

Oh, you got, okay, I'm surprised that you got that. But I don't know about a zombie babe. Ginny from the attack of the block. Think of a zombie. That's where it's funny. Believe trust. Um, you're so, I mean you got the correct song. So think of a zombie movie that might start with the end of that.

Waiting for tonight of the living dead. Yes. Nice one. I couldn't get that one. So I'm some, I was thrown by zombie babe. I was kept thinking like kids are pigs. All right, I want to see, I want to see a scene. So here. I was thrown by zombie babe. I was kept thinking like kids are pigs. All right, I want to see, I want to see a scene.

So here's the zombie babe. Damn. I wish I was listening to that. My brain's not thinking that I was doing that. No, no, no, we'll never see that scene. I want to see a scene. So we are in a like a zombie survival horror thing. We are three of the last survivors.

And we're all like going over our special skills. Aaron, Adela and I are're all going over our special skills. Aaron, Adam and I are going to have like real special skills that would help us in the zombie survival and you were like a pop singer. So that's what will be revealed. All right, let's take stock of everyone's capabilities just so we know when we're in a situation once we leave this warehouse, who can do what? Okay.

Tad here. I can scale walls. I can make a campfire, I can hack a computer. I'm trained in all 14 martial arts. Don't make me listen, and I can't hotwire a cover. Wait, I'm sorry, I'm not going to make you listen. Crabma ga, is that three or is that one? I counted as three because there's three different moves. Crab means head, ma means hands, ga means because I also I all 14 but in my mind I was like I know all 12 But then I'm like no problem. I got three, but that's three so that I know 14. Yeah, and Taikwondo is also three good Oh my god good cuz I was I was counting Taikwondo as

Let me bow to you Yeah, so that's what that's Tads list. Who else wants to go? I basically again, that Dad here. I've said my name a bunch of times. It's dad backwards and I realize that till now. That's wild Yeah, perfect block. Wow, perfect block perfect attack. This is weird. I got a tattoo on my chest of a two headed dragon And sometimes I do feel pain And I'm wondering if if when you get hurt I feel This is way I miss in sick. I have this pendant that I also have it. Oh, one. Let me say I also have a two headed dragon Thank God, I let that out there hanging and I was like he doesn't have it

But it's that he doesn't have it. It's a tail. I guess it a two-headed dragon. Thank God. I let that out there, Hengen. I was like, he doesn't have it. But it's dead. He doesn't have it. It's a tail. I guess it's two dragon tails. And I also have this gold pendant that was given to me by my benefactor. A bit of factory. Yeah.

I got the pendant. Oh my god. Go ahead with your skills. Go ahead with your skills. I can turn it into a weapon. I can shoot helicopters with my mind. I have, I can say, I think 35, 40 foot jump kick. Again, all the martial arts, all 14.

And I'm an explosives expert. Oh my God. We were so rude, we're going on and on and on. Who do we have here? Hi, I'm Tiff. So happy to be here. So happy to be here. I can fit, fit, fit.

It's nothing. Can we, do you have any tattoos? No tattoos. I hear my skills though. I can lip sync. And my voice can be auto-tuned. I can slap waiters. And what else?

Okay. Do you think, will tell us who's your benefactor and what medallion did they leave you? Um, I, I'm manipulated, um, another singer into buying me this necklace. Okay. Um, just for us to feel something yet. Um, but I can, I can sing. And I, the zombies, the zombies hurt us. They're kind of intruding though. I did get bitten and I'm not sure if it's relevant. Okay, that's a bit. Yeah, you lead with that If I be honest dad here again dad we look so similar

I was going to say but also I was gonna say Hold on hold on leave next time leave with brains. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Uh uh uh bat what that? Bat what do you think it is tab? Sorry, I was I was also bitten by a bat Oh my god. I was bitten by a bat Oh my god. It's a helicopter. It's a helicopter. Hold on, let me blow it up with my mind.

Oh, you know what? I'm sorry. One of the things that I said was a dream that I had. So I think that's it. That was a test. And you failed. See, it's easy to eat. I can make anything.

I can shoot down helicopters with my brain. Smash mouth hit featuring aging silver screen star, Norma Desmond. All star wars. All stars. All stars born? All star wars. No. Is it all stars born?

Let's start with Smash mouth. Okay. Think of one of their... Walking on the Sunday in the park with George. Walking on the Sunday in the park with George work walking on the sun day bloody Sunday walking on the sun Sunside Boulevard. Yeah, whoa Body once watched me remember okay, there's audio somewhere on one of our episodes our patreon episode Where we try to do that song is around I do remember that I can't believe that we did that we recorded it

We put it out there And it's still there and you can go listen to it and all they have to do is pay five dollars a month Patriot that comes oh hold on I just found a clip while somebody wants to me I wonder if I did the same bit last time probably I haven't evolved because the pandemic I'm stuck okay Aaron that was the audio from last Oh She's done she's done she's tall but she's done excuse me ma'am. Here's your mozzarella sticks. Oh right in the face Okay, so. A boss, do you like these? Sorry, can I just say, these are incredible.

This is, I would say this is one of the top three things we've done on the show. I thought you might like them. Where, how my brain works. This is great. Guys, can we do something crazy? Yes. Like,

I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, Do I sound like a turkey? No one in the history of time is ever done this. You sound like a turkey drowning. No, give it a chance. Really listen. Hey, turkey drowning. You sound like a turkey drowning. Thank you for giving it a chance. I want to do something crazy. You sound like a turkey doing an impression of a turkey. Does that mean so? A turkey monkey, it's friends.

What was it? Okay, do you see hates this so much? I'll cut it out. I truly, truly, I was getting a vivid flashback because I never in my life saw my, my dad be, my dad be like silly, but he told me, he told me like a, that's a dirty joke, I guess. One time when I was a kid, not a kid kid, but he told me, he told me like a, it's a dirty joke, I guess, one time when I was a kid, not a kid kid, but like younger. And the joke, what should I guess I could tell,

but the setup is like, a guy is at a bar with his friend, and he sees a very attractive woman from across the bar and she kind of blows him a kiss. And he turns to his friend and he goes, hey, this woman across the bar, she blew me a kiss, what do I do? And he goes, blur it kiss back, he got a blur it kiss back. And so he blows it, it kiss back.

And then she like, winks at him. And he goes, she's winking at me, what do I do? And he goes, he got a wink, he gets back. And so he blows it, he gets back. And then she like, winks at him. And he goes, she's winking at me. What do I do? He goes, he got a wink back, wink back. And so he winks back. And then she, in the joke goes on. And then she flashes him. And she like, just flashes him, or breast, and he goes,

dude, she just shouldn't be a breast. What do I do? And she goes, dude, you gotta show your nuts. And so he looks across the bar, and goes, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, What if we just admitted 68 of these? Yeah, what if we just got through them super quickly. Wow, okay. People get on us about not doing enough riddles,

and now you can't get mad. Let's go. Sorry, this is riddle up. That is a ton of riddles. We've never done that many riddles in an episode. This would be a record. Can we decide we're going to break a record at the halfway point?

Is that crazy? Okay, we're going to go on a break. No, no. No, three before we go on break, no quick. No, we're gonna go on a break. No, no, no, three, three before we go on break. No, no, no, we're going We're going at a break and then when we come back from this break no shenanigans just riddles just We're breaking our record today. Are we doing it? Are you guys in? We're in. Okay, great. We're doing it. We'll be right back from break from brick. Hey, you're a brick, a brick, a brick, a brick, a brick, a brick, a brick, a brick, a brick, a brick, a brick, a brick, a brick, a brick, a brick, a brick, a brick, a brick, a brick, a brick, a brick, a brick, a brick, a brick, a brick, a brick, a brick, a brick,

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Great. Uh, Dusty Springfield croons about her sword passed with Clark Kent. Uh, no superman. Uh, it's, uh, you have the man. I can picture Dusty Springfield's album, but I can't pinpoint any songs. Wait, the man, man, please. Oh no, no, no, not that. Yeah, man of steel, you're right.

Man of, we didn't say man of steel. Oh, sorry. Super man of steel. We are not Superman. No, it's mm, mm, yeah. Superman, Superman, man of steel pedal guitar. What the fuck? Man of steel in my heart.

What does Dusty Springfield sing? That's the thing of a... I can't think of any of her songs. Oh, oh, oh, I have a preacher man. Yeah, I have a preacher man of steel. Great. Those crazy blues brothers jam about Kim Katraul coming to life

to fall in love with Andrew McCarthy. Oh, is this blues brother's 2000s? Because if it is, I'm a soul manne McCarthy. Oh, is this blue brother's 2000s, because the food is... I'm a soul mannequin. Yeah, great job. Oh, wow, yeah, Kim Kutrell is in mannequin. Billy Joel loves... She said titular comedian.

Of course. Billy Joel loves her even though... One time that DVD got stuck in my laptop, doesn't matter. Billy Joel loves her even though... Hey, Eric, by the way, I wouldn't be following up about this. That sounds like a lie that you tell someone to be like,

it's not mine, it's just an DVD that stuck in my laptop. No, it was stuck for like a month, it's my friend Damon's. It doesn't matter. Billy Joel loves her even though she's been institutionalized with Angelina Jolie. She's always, is this something to me? What's up, she's always. Uh huh. What's the song? She's always uptown girl, uptown girl and erupted. Yeah, down girl and erupted.

Um, oh, that one wasn't reversed. That was the song first. Yeah. Oh, fuck me. And so it was the so was preacher man of steel. It is getting pretty hard for a GPC. Earth, wind and fire, disco, diddy about animated young dinosaurs that'll make you cry every time September nine the sorts September land before time okay that is very fun but no for time September for in gully September no it's a September is the time the correct second part yeah yes so what is another what is another Earthwinn Fire song that's not September? Oh God.

I think you might not know it. No, I definitely know it because I know Earthwinn fires catalog pretty exhaustively. It ends with land. We have to assume. It ends with land. Aaron, can you... Sugarland, sugarland.

Can you hum a few thousand bars from it? I don't. Mm. Okay, let's set, no, no, no. You don't want to? I think that it's gonna be, you're, mm. What's like a disco word? Funk.

Funk land before time. Dance. Groove. Boogie land. Yep, Boogie Wonderland before time. Boogie Wonderland. That is right. Okay, ready?

Shakira Jam about her time keeping her body safe on a lifeboat with an angry tiger. Shakira Jam about her time keeping her body safe on a lifeboat with an angry tiger. Hips don't life of pie. Yeah. Best thank you. You're gonna have to get this one from here

and something. So who doesn't eat you on a boat? I never saw that movie, but I heard it was really good. Book was good. It was really beautiful looking. A group of scrappy young orphans leave a song in dance in this British biblical comedy. New Z's father Ted. New Z's. No, wait.

Like girls, like young kids, wait girls like young kid like Annie mm-hmm. What's the big song in that hard-knock life? Mm-hmm hard-knock life. Wait, is it hard-knock life? Yeah hard-knock life of Brian great job. Oh Sappy rod Stewart Ballad filmed in black and white featuring Jean Wilder and Madeline Con. Wake up Maggie May Young Frankenstein. Young Frankenstein Turks? No, Young Frankenstein's faces song that right Stewart, but he was the lead singer faces. Forever Young Frankenstein.

Forever Young Frankenstein. Yay. Forever young Frankenstein. Even Cindy Lopper knows that Fanny Bryce loves a good time. Girls just want to have fun. Funnier up then. Fanny Bryce. Um, it's a musical. Girls just want to have fun. With Bicycle.

Funnier girl. Girls just want to have funnier girl. Nice. That's almost a power job. Whatever you go, whatever you do. That's almost a power ever. Whatever you go, whatever you do. That's not from Fenty Girl, that's from Gypsy. Pink Floyd Banger about Gordon Gecko at the height of 80s capitalism.

The Wall Street. The Wall Street. No. What? The Wall is the name of the album. Yeah, there's a song called... Just another brick in the Wall Street. Yeah, there you go.

Yeah. Disney Classic about the troubled relationship of two stars headed an Yeah, it's there's a song called just another brick in the Wall Street. Yeah, there you go. Yeah Disney classic about the troubled relationship of two stars headed in opposite directions on the walk of fame. This one's kind of hard Wait, did you say that's a Disney classic? What is it? The song is the Disney classic? Oh, okay? And then the movie's about A troubled relationship of two stars. I can show you the worlds apart. I would say it's like the Disney classic, perhaps the one that plays at the beginning of a Disney movie. A circus, a circle of life. No, it plays at the beginning of all the Disney movies when it shows the castle. Oh, it's a, when you wish upon a star, is born. Yeah.

Yeah. A Scooby Doo-bee Doo-bee Doo-bee Doo-bee Doo-bee. Let me get one more look at you. Let me get a go. And that is something I, that was a great time for the internet. Remember that? And everyone was editing different things he was talking to. What a joke.

Let me get one more look at you. Um, Epic Don McLean track that combines American pop culture with a bunch of idiot stoners like James Franco and Seth Rogan. I'm hard to fight Apple Express. American pineapple express. Oh, and I'm so sorry. I do have to Aaron. I do have to legally yell drinking beer with my football friends or whatever the fuck Thank God you did because we live in so much trouble I want my so many house parties in college that were singing that and it was just the worst. Sorry, go ahead

Lady Gaga dance tune about you weren't better to those parties. It doesn't matter Yeah, it's gonna take you a little it was because you were like slowly kicking a can doesn't matter we're breaking record trying to win the league on dance tune about the early adventures of Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner rararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararar little bit off there. What's that? What's the thing? Bad romance in the stone? Yeah, you got it. But damn, that's my favorite answer so far. That is just dance wall street. A share classic that goes completely off the rails jumping through history and legend from the

mind of Terry Gilliam. If I could turn back time bandits. Nice. Wow. And I am going to start singing them. I love that. If you can, you should. If. Wow. And I am going to start singing them. I love that. Please. If you can, you should. If it pleases the court. Yeah, I, I does. The court is very pleased. That's disgusting. Uh, to live your Newton John roller skates her way into the middle of, I'll have you a Newton John roller skates her way into the middle of Brooklyn's tense racial relationships centered around sals in the spike lead joint. Aaron, I think you're thinking of a little movie in

song called Zanna do the right thing. Yeah, that is not one good. That's very, very good. Zanna do the right thing is great. These are incredible. Jeremy, please hit me up on social media and I will buy you dinner. Wow, holy shit.

Wow, wow. Thanks, Jones Classic, about welding modern dance and buckets of water. This is jumping jack flash dance? Yeah. Flash dance. Adel, you these really scratch your brain, huh? Truly, this is like exactly how my brain works.

Um, Alana Miles, badass ballad about, uh oh. Who do you, Alana Miles, badass ballad that skewers modern art, ego and violence like a modern slasher. I don't know a lot of miles. Modern slasher is that scream? No. It's the one. It's the um Is it a little hankier? Is it a Halloween? It's like a famous horror franchise that came The first one was like, early 2000s. Early 2000s? Early 2000s.

Oh, a saw? Yeah. Okay, so it's saw in that what's the first part? I don't know this thing. Would I know this song? Yeah, I'm not mind. I'll just give it to you. No, no, no, no, I say the first part one more time.

A lot of miles badass ballad that skewers modern art, ego and violence like a modern slasher. Does she sing like titanium or something? Something with saw in it though that were the ins and like saw. It's a certain type of saw. Can you hum the song? Uh, spasaw. Oh, uh, wrecking saw, Miley Cyrus. No, I don't know. I know of the song, but I don't know the song.

Uh, I'll admit defeat. I know of the song, but I don't know the song. I'll admit defeat. Black velvet buzz saw. Oh, black velvet and a little buzz eyes. I love that song. I'd never heard that song. I assumed it was like Pat Beneter or something. Quintessential Harry Belafonte calypso classic that's really more of an apple-ash in comedy

retelling of Homer's Odyssey. Shake, shake, shake, sh- Shinora, sh- Shinora. Sonora Efron. I'd say that even more famous somehow. I don't know. Harry Mary Belafonte. The one that was in Beetlejuice.

It's, oh, it ends with, oh, because it's oh brother were art thou. So, Dale, Dale, brother where? Dale, come in me one, come, okay. Okay. How did I miss the Beatles juice one? I know.

I don't know. It was, that was an oh brother where are that one. There might be a Beatles juice. And if you miss that, you're fucked. And actually, I think I was singing dayo, shake shake shake sonora, I think it was a lyric in dayo, right? No, that's jumping the line, rock, you body and I'm, look, I'm looking at a point when one in a writer gets levitated at the end yeah yeah village people hit where Jim carry might go for some man on man or man on dolphin action

ymca svinchara pet detective yeah oh i'm sorry to read cold- Cole Porter musical classic featuring witty banter and word play between goose and iceman. Uh, this is top gun and the, the, what is the, um, I don't know the song. Low Gabriel blow. Who is it? Uh, uh, low Gabriel top gun. Oh yes, it's low Gabriel top gun. Who's this singer here?

Up on Top Gun. Up on, what's that song? It's Cole Porter, so he wrote it. If he wrote anything goes, anything goes Top Gun. And so it's in anything goes. Hey Jeremy, do you know any Indy Rock? Come on, bitch, help me out. I know this.

It's the one at the beginning of anything goes. Um, yeah, the top. You're the top, yeah. Because if baby, you're the bottom, I, the top, you're the top, yeah. Cause if baby you're the bottom, I'm the top. I think is a lyric at the end of that. So that's the lyric. You're gonna tell me what's up. Can I tell you how I exhausted my mental bandwidth

and got that? It's because you went, you're on top. Yeah. You're on the top. Hey, I don't want you to turn it up. And I appreciate it. Yeah, I needed it. Well, they, we're gonna get that record. We're good to get that record. You're on the top. Hey, Adelaide, try to help a bite. And I appreciate it. Yeah, I needed it. Uh, while they were going to get that record, we're good to get that record. Shut up, Adelaide. No,

asterisk. Uh, while they may have gotten busted for lip syncing, Millie Vanille knew who's faulted in on the rain man. They don't make it home in time to watch. Wobner. Yep. Blaming on the rain. On the rain. Thank you for getting that so fast. Uh, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Nice you are great All right, um Christopher Lloyd's first movie role and his first song That you have a listen and David the first the police get lost in the Amazon and turn on the red light for a huge killer Roxana conda yeah My Roxana kind of don't what no Is this making your day a little better? This is making my day oh

So happy if this were if this were like a game show Adel, is this making your day a little better? This is making my day, oh. He's so happy. If this were like a game show, I think I would be like the Ken Jennings of this. I think you're right. James, this is a game. If Jeopardy was one category, I'd be the Ken Jennings of Jeopardy. The whole point is that Ken Jennings knows a lot of shit. Margin Gay really wants to know how the lives of Henry Fonda and Catherine Hepburn play out.

Let's get it on Golden Pond. Is that right? Let's get it on Golden Pond. What? What's going on? I'm sorry. What's going on Golden Pond? Yeah, there you go.

Wow, okay. Princess Elsa can't be bothered by the antics of one notorious Bond villain. Let it go. Let it go. Let it go. Let it go. Let it Mr. Doe. JPC, do you become an agent of chaos in this? I really appreciate it. It makes it seem like it's going to be more impressive. be more impressive Asia to chaos if you accept this mission, please scream into your ass. What is it? Is it? Let's build a snowman. No, no Let it go Golden gold, but not gold but then let it gold and I gold Gold finger. Let it gold finger. Well, if let it gold finger works then by the way, let it gold that I works as well

It doesn't. And I don't make the rules in this very specific jeopardy. Jeremy! Demi Lovato warns us all of the impending vegetarian apocalypse in this silly splatter film. So, Clyde, with a chance of meatballs, no. I don't know a lot of Demi Lovato. Where were the ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, harder, There's like a fruit in it or I guess some people think it's a vegetable but It's a tomato. Oh a attack of the killer tomatoes. Uh-huh. So maybe like a

Heart attack of the killer tomatoes. Yeah, you're at it. Oh, okay. Um a lovely young Puerto Rican girl is in love with a hooker with a hard-a-go old Vibes. Westside pretty woman Hmm. Uh, so it's the song from West Side Story. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. I have to resolve a problem like Maria Pretty Woman. Here you go. I feel pretty woman. Yeah, that just hurt my brain so much. I was like, oh, it's a musical, I guess, and they're both Maria.

It's amazing that I know one song from that musical. So we should give them a look at the love of Sir Crub. You know one song from Sound of Music, not West Side Story, which were referring to. Hey, musical. There we go. Julie Andrews was in both. The bearded lady and her chosen family sing their hearts out to stay out of Regina's burn book.

Mean girls and it's mean girl. No, what was that huge act when we made it? Hugh Jackman's act, I front his act. Oh, that's the, but I can't remember the name of it. I didn't like it. But it's a song from that movie. Showman, the greatest showman. No, it's a song from that movie.

It's a song from the showman, because it's me, girl. I forgot all the songs. I am who I am, who I'm meant to be. Wait, I got a question. I got a question. Was that movie full of original music or was it one of those cover movies? Original.

I think original. Because there's a really, there's one good song that's huge act been singing with sack afron and are like okay Let's go do do do like it's they're like trying to negotiate terms to work together And it's actually a very good my sister died. I get remember any of it my sister and I The same moment we died laughing because we realized that that song was both of our secret James We died laughing because we realized that that song was both of our secret James Because we were like give me nickels on the dimes. Yeah, we were like do you maybe know that have you heard and we're like I'll do it all the time Baby we're still press This is Jamie's favorite still press. Um, this is mean.

This is mean girls. This is mean girls. Okay, Chevy Chase, stop trying to make Fletch happen. I just had to say that. Simon and Garfunkel have written the new fight song for Bobby Boucher's beloved mud dogs. Bobby Boucher? Bridge over troubled water boy.

Yeah. Oh. I don't think I've seen water boy. Bobby Boucher. Uh, Bobby Boucher, yeah troubled water boy. Yeah. Oh, I don't think I've seen water boy Bobby Boucher Bobby that'd be about you. Yeah, water boy water boy. It's one of the best lines in all the cinema history Bobby showed up at halftime in the mud dogs won the bourbon bowl I'm just young boy Yeah, I like the mud dogs won the bourbon bowl. That'll be with me forever. The lead singer of the Angels man is coming home and whoever's been setting fires all over Chicago better watch out.

What? The lead singer of the Angels? What was it? The lead singer of the Angels man is coming home and whoever's been setting fires all over Chicago better watch out. I don't know. I don't know either of these references. My boyfriend's back draft. Oh, my boyfriend's back and back. The introuble. Oh my god. Oh, Alec Baldwin and other stars. R. E. M.'s hit about the May to December romance of share and Nick Cage. That's me in a corner. That's me watching moon struck. You know, if you put a man, they put a man on the moon strike. Yeah, man on the moon struck the day of the

moon strike. Bobby McFarons catchy little earworm of a song about a hockey idiot with anger management issues. Don't worry, be happy, go more. To sit, switching things up to save grandma's house. Don't worry, don't worry, be happy, go more. Yeah, that's one of my other favorites. We're going to get to the Adam Sandler block of the

yeah, the price is wrong, bitch. Let's see Melissa et thridge hires a burly contractor to build her a shoe closet then loses her memory only to discover where she really belongs at the end. But I'm the only one, Amnesia. Come to my window flowers for all your guns. I don't know if you're going to get this one. Is this the Anna Ferris movie that was a remake?

I don't know. Overboard? Overboat? Overboat? Overboat? It's overboard. Overboard? Overboard? Yeah. Overboard? It's overboard. Yeah.

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Is it candy man? Is the second part? No. No. Is it one week? No, it's a West Craven horror film. I might help you more to get the REM. Oh, shiny happy people. And what of the court the movie again Um, Stephen King was showing the car West Craven allegory about urban racial inequality within a spooky bizarre Horror tale. It's from 91. I've never seen it, but I've heard of it Shining happy people people shiny happy people's people under the stairs if you guys That movie's very weird and very good. Okay. I think there's a boy named rat in that movie. Simon and Garfunkel point that high-powered perception at Claire's Starling and Buffalo Bill. The sound of the sound of silence of the lamps.

Uh, um, Guns and Roses bring Mo-Mogli, yeah, that's a shame. Guns and Roses bring Mogli and his friends to their- Welcome to the Jungle Book. I got one. Yay! I got one. I got one. Welcome to the Jungle Book.

You guys did- let me do the fun knees part. Shinnin'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in'in' Shining in the knees, please come on man. You gotta die, moglie. Hold on, I think I have one. The band necessities? That's fun. That is fun. Beetle's classic about the ghost with the most baby. Beetle juice, but that would be... That's well silver hammered, Beetlejuice, but that would be... That's well silver hammer, Beetlejuice. Uh, what is there? I mean, Beetles, they're the beetles. Welcome to the Beetlesjuice.

What is their... It's Beetlejuice and they're a song. Yeah, a song that ends in Beetle? It ends with B. B. Oh boy, thank you for being there, so... Uh-huh, uh-huh, so... Let it be, let it be... I don't wanna hold your Beetlejuice.

Yeah. Oh, it's done. You're doing it. It's done. Um, um, Brooks and Dunn round up dirt digler and roller girl to do some all-new line dancing with him. Uh, a buggy, buggy nice. Oh, I see.

I see. I see. Yeah. What's the, I don't know much. I'm like, what is goody? Boots good and buggy. Nice. Yeah, there you go. Thank you for doing the little boys.

Peele toe do she do. Come on baby. Let's go. Boots good. That was really funny. Ball Simon and his bestie Chevy Chase go down the rabbit hole and eat me. Ball Simon and Chevy. Oh, this is a let me be back on the guard.

You can call me Al and what was the movie part Go down the rabbit hole you can call me Alice of Wonderland Allison Wonderland. Yeah, you can call me Allison Wonderland. There you go JPC your text me the movie out of that Um, what did what did JPC say the matrix? Tom Jones Tom Jones shares a plate of spaghetti and meatballs with spaghetti herself. Sex, Dom.

Lady in the tramp. Uh, sexy lady in the tramp. She's a lady in the tramp. Nice. She's a lady in the tramp. Sentimental Beatles tune, originally written for Megara, but cut from the final film.

Megara. Whoa. from the final film. Megara. Whoa, wait, Megara. And Megara is kind of a princess type character in a Disney movie. Hercules. And it's a fun song. Yeah, that ends with the word her. Let it her. Yeah.

She came in through the bathroom her. Oh, it's getting hot in her. It's getting hot in her, Kies. Yeah, they just hung that I love when when George Harrison goes I'm from the loop and I'm proud Tropical Beach Boys Bob about island hopping to return the heart of defeat you're welcome Aruba Jamaica who I want to take you Kilargo Montego, baby, why don't we go? I really like this one. This might be my favorite.

Kocam Moana. Yeah, you did it. Good job. In this near-perfect mashup, Aero Smith, what was that Ty? Are you okay? We, the other reason I got that was, I saw Moana four times in theaters

and we just did Beach Boys on Bill Buds. All right. Mo I still got it. I've been sitting on the edge of the like that song. Oh, incredible. I love it. I think it's the best Disney movie of the last 20 years. Someone's in the folk. I don't remember what I was listening to, and I'm sorry if this was your podcast, but

I was listening to a podcast and someone mentioned that they didn't remember hey hey from Oana and I was like What? That's the best part of the movie Don't burn you don't remember on Look at that. Come on. In this near-perfect mashup Aerosmith takes a trip to Aurora, Illinois to guest on public access walk this Wayne's world. Yeah, wow Nice, you're so good at these Tina and and I, Crock Out with everyone's favorite Nanny, rolling down the river. Proud Mary. Everyone's talking about Mrs. Doubtfire?

Yeah, she's more of like us. Oh, Nanny McFeet, Nanny McFeet. There's something about Proud Mary. Yeah, Proud Mary, and then she's a famous. Mary, famous what? Mary Poppins. Proud Mary, Mary Poppins. How did Mary Poppins? N. Proud Mary, Mary Poppins. How did Mary Poppins?

Um, Nelly Furtado will always fly away to her favorite South Beach drag club to escape her. I'm like a birdcage. Yeah, that's a really good thing. Wow. That's the first movie where I saw Hank Azaria shirtless.

Is that his name? Hank Azaria shirtless. Oh yeah, that's interesting. And I was like, holy shit, the guy from the Simpsons is ripped. And it probably wasn't the last movie that Hank Az area was shirtless because they used him shirtless

in a lot of movies of the era. Unbelievable. Welcome to the Lillilitening round. Mm-hmm. Ow, I just got stuck by lightning. Exactly. And now we continue as normal. Wow, you won.

You won. The lightning crashes. The lightning john hit sizzles off the screen with the sexy sparring of brick and Maggie. Brick and Maggie. It's based on a play. Brick is that's Steve Crull from Anchor Man on a hot tin roof. Yeah, you got it.

So Kat, so it's Steve Crull from Anchor Man. Let's not get the far away from that because I could be a viral. I love Lamp. Okay, I love Lamp. What is the first part of this? The Elton John hit Sizzles. So what Elton John song ends with a cat? If you don't know it, you know a Tonky cat on the on a...

Oh, yeah. What's the new Hawkecats? Yeah, meh, meh, meh. We're confusing everybody. Bonnie Raite is giving to you in the tale of a immature, Hugh Grant who learns how to be an adult from a child. That's about a boy. I know that. But let's give them something to talk about a boy.

Yeah. Can I just say secretly, I'm rock hard. This is the lesson. This is the lesson that's ever happened to me. And guess what? In about to blow your mind again, you're going to love this one. Poor Audrey, one, not Audrey too, pies away for a place that she can go one day

and escape the institutionalized racism and homophobia of the deep South, one piano gig at a time, shouldn't have wanted an Oscar. It was not very good. Little shop of horror. No, it's not, it's the song that she... The best little shop of horrors in Texas? No, she sings a song in it that's called.

Oh, certainly see more. No, the other one Um somewhere that's green mm-hmm, and then what oh somewhere that's green book. Yeah That's fantastic Durandoran explores the world of high finance hopped on Durandoran explores the world of high finance hopped up on quailudes and booze and also there's a movie like that too. Hungry like the Wall Street of Wall Street. CrossFit. This epic tragic folk song by Gordon Lightfoot tells the sad tale of a ship mysteriously handcuffed

to a bed. The wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. Yes, Gerald's game. Yeah, holy shit. The wreck of Edmund Fitzgerald. Yes, Gerald. Yeah. Yeah. Holy shit. Edmund Fitzgeralds. You guys got it. Well done. That song, if you ever are looking for a very funny karaoke song, The Rack of the Edmund Fitzgerald is very funny to put on and sing in karaoke, especially when you have to say, get you give me. It's very funny. Canter and Ebb's Sally Bulls spend some time out west after Nick Cage and Holly Hunter steal her baby. Raising Arizona is the movie, but I don't know the first one.

What good is sitting alone in your room come to the raising area. I love it. You actually you walked into it. It's a movie with Liza Manelli in it. And funny girl. No, it's a come to the cabaret. Cabaret. Cabaret is an Arizona, Arizona, all right. We're going to get through this.

Yes. We're going to get through it. Oh, and we already did 54, which is sir mix a lot Santa Konda. Shania Twain remains unmoved by the comedic antics of Benedict and beer trists. I love this one too. Man. I feel like a what woman want. No Benedict and beer trists I don't know Oh, is it Shakespeare in love? Man, I feel like a Shakespeare in love. Um, man. No, it's a shaker. I feel like a Shakespeare in love man no it's a man he's playing a woman Shakespeare no that it's not man I feel like a woman it's the other song that she does so you got a car oh that don't impress me much you do about not okay let's see missy Elliott I almost called her Missy Smelly it because that's what we call Lou. Missy Elliott makes Clark Gable and Claudette Colbert put their

thing down, flip it and reverse it in this early Oscar winner. Missy be getting it gone with the wind. So you would do about nothing. That down impress me much. What is the work it? Work it. It's work it. I can only remember a brand, make a brand brand. It's at the back. So work it's a song, but then gone with the wins a movie. It's not gone with the win.

It's not gone with the win. Can you repeat the clue for the movie? Yes. Uh, um, Missy Elliott makes Clark Gable and Claudette Colbert put their thing down, flip it and reverse it in the early Oscar winner. Is it work? It happened one night? Yep.

Yeah, wow. Well done. All right, we're so close. Oh, too close. Jude Law, now the part in 5-0 in Julie Roberts. We can't turn it off. Britney Spears and Constance Wu travel a board to meet the family and wrestle with cultural differences over a tense Majang game. I feel pretty rich Asians. I don't know something pretty by it's a Britney Spears.

It is Britney Spears. Yeah. But it's pretty rich. Asians. Right. No, it's not that's not the name of the movie. It's crazy. It's crazy. I'm sorry. Crazy. Rechasing. So is it. Oh, uh, uh, It's crazy. It's crazy. I'm sorry crazy. We're chasing so is it oh Wait You drive me crazy yeah, yeah I thought I was like crazy I thought my mind was like is that song just called crazy but I was thinking of toxic

I was like that song is just called toxic and that song is very good your toxic and crazy The song featured in first wives club says that Leslie goers got nipples Greg. Can you milk her? Um, so it's obviously meet the fuckers. So the movie is meet the parents from a movie now. So now I've never seen first wives club. You don't, you don't own me you know the fuckers meet the parents. Yeah, um You should see first wise club. It's good. I thought I watched it a bunch when I was a kid I think it's good. I think it's good. It's similar to Dr. T and the women because I haven't seen that no Join Eartha kit at holiday time in this action-packed vehicle vehicle for Antel Alcourt

Everyone shut up. I'm only clearing my throat. Let me spit a big fucking smile on my face. You'll always be my baby driver. Santa, baby driver, dammit. You grew in this big moment. You'll never get that back. All the episodes have been leading up to this.

You'll always be Santa, baby. Okay, we can do this. Yeah, okay, yeah, we got it. We eat you, Tink Tink. In ancient China, Lee Shang puts a young street dance crew through their paces in order to win big money in street cred. The guys got them scared to death.

This guy's got me scared to death, move on. No, it's a song, that's for- No, that's from a lot. No, is that a lot? Someday I'll make a man out of you, got mail. You got, you're definitely gonna- You got served, you got served. Yeah, I'll make a man out of you've got mail you got You you're definitely served you got served. I'll make a man out of you got served nice nice and start real quick We have to carve out some time Aaron. Can you say the line? This guy's got a good to death. I don't think we for that in 150 some episodes because people asked me to stop

And I can hear you okay people ask me to hours Literally stop everything I do, but I keep going. All right. Well, I can learn a little something. Uh, the B-52s get there. These are two, these are two ends of a very one-spectra. Ha ha. No feedback and all feedback. The B-52s get their butts kicked by a young Kevin MacAuster when they try to break into

his house on Christmas Eve in a state out west. Um, love Sha share, come along. Just bring your duped box money. I actually, I've got me a Christmas, it's as big as a whale and I'm about to kick ass. Private eyes. Private eyes. A private eye.

A private eye. A private eye to homelun. There you go. A private eye to homelun. Vanessa Williams was willing to wait for Daniel DeLewis during the French and Indian more. Uh, uh, at last of the Moheakens. You saved the best for last.

Okay. Okay. Simply the best for last. Kermit the frog does time with Tom Hanks while he awaits the long walk to the electric chair. Uh, uh, and he's been green by mile. Nice. Kermit the frog does time with Tom Hanks while he awaits the long walk to the electric chair Uh uh uh And a decent green mouth Nice Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Is it Maybelline on me? No. Okay.

That's so funny though. Chuck Berry wants to know how you like them apples in the Boston set them about a guitar, rock, and math genius. Yes. Um, Billy Joel. I feel like Maybelline on me also would have worked. Yeah, that's the clue. If it's that clue, really well.

Billy Joel writes the score for red, white, and Blaine including the ballot about why he loves Parker Posey and who doesn't? Waiting for Guffman. What is it Billy Joel song that ends with waiting or wait? Yeah. She's got a way. She's got a way. She's got a waiting for Guffman. All right, we have two more left. Kid Rock trades in his signature douchey-fedor for a big top hat and starts lurking in an Australian house. Let's go brand him, Boba Duke. Kind of.

Boba with the Boba Duke. Yeah. Mm-hmm. And how's everyone's brand? Boba Boba Duke. Pippin's opening song sung by Ashhton Kutcher and Sean William Scott. Dude, where's my car? Oh, GBC, please turn that into a musical.

I want you to write the music, but in a night. Oh, yeah, I can do it tonight. I can do it in the during plugs. Oh, yeah. Well, let us know. We'll leave the episode with you doing that. Um, Addle, do you know the open number for Pippin? Well, I don't, which is, I've never seen her hurt Pippin, but it's one of Gemma's favorites. So I feel bad. But it is where's my car.

Uh, it's magic. Don't have time for interest. Where's my car? Magic. And that's it. Is it fun? Everybody? When we do just riddles, is everyone happy? Or do you miss the scenes in the shenanigans? Shamanagoodles. Here's what I'll say. I'm so glad we burned through 68 because we're going to be doing this for another 20 years. Yeah. And if you have any more of these to write, Jeremy, if you want to send more in, if anybody wants to write anything in this format, this was so fun to do and would love to do more. Jeremy did 68. Jeremy, guess what? Here's your golden watch. You're retired.

You don't need to do any more Jeremy did 68. Jeremy, guess what? Here's your golden watch, you're retired. You don't need to do any more champ. Head into the winners are coming. I love Jeremy's. Jeremy's next time please do 419. Aaron, I do have to carve out a little bit of time here to say, holy cow, thank you so much. That was, that run was some of the most fun I've had

on this podcast because it was delightful to get in the groove. So thank you for allowing us to, you know, cajoling us into doing a run. Isn't it so funny that we did that all in the second half? I'm the worst. No, truly, that was, that was some of the most fun we've had. Because like I said, we were able to get into a groove. I mean, hold on, I was just being like, what are we doing?

This is a racer for the first two riddles that we did in the first half of the way. So I want to be with you've got male. Addle, you've got plugs, I assume. Do you have anything that you would like to plug? I haven't got plugs yet, but I'm looking into the cast. Oh, yeah, nice. I don't think I have anything to plug a plug.

Okay, here's, can I don't? Great, here's good. Can you be broken? Aaron, do you have anything to plug? Whoa, my brain feels crazy. Wee! Uh, I know, oh god. Follows it, comd and d on instagram and twitter and listen to the show if you want to.

Um, jpc anything to plug? If you can find me, you can fucking bet your bottom dollar on doing something. So good luck, find in my other projects, motherfuckers. I hope to God you try. In other words, chase me, chase me, listen. Okay. And here we go. I'll start us off and then JPC you jump in whenever you're ready. Sure. Where's my car? Where's my car? Can't be far. Where's my car? Where'd it go? Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do And then, and then, and I'm saying it like this for a recent end. Give it or I don't laugh and give it, give it a second. By pleasure. They have character names, they're not co-graved. Not, not moving it out.

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