Hey Riddle Riddle - #191: Something Amazing

Episode Date: March 16, 2022

We have something amazing in store for you and it's the return of our very own Sandy Weisz! If you think the riddles haven't been good in a couple years, well, this is the episode for you. All that and we've got a woman living her best life, a newsroom that's a little too comfortable, a living room that's definitely uncomfortable, a journey into a classic children's book and an unhelpful tourist. Oh, and did we mention Sandy is back? Because he is and you can listen to him on this episode! Go follow him on Twitter and sub to his newsletter.  Starring: Adal Rifai John Patrick Coan Erin Keif Special Guest:Sandor Weisz Editing by:  Casey Toney Theme by:  Arne Parrott Logo by:  Emily Kardamis & Emmaline Morris Want more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon! Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & prints Want to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is aorfai. I'm a steep. Hold on. Alright, sorry. Save your class for the end, please. Save, sorry. I should have said this up top. Save all. Save your class for the end, please. Save. Save. Sorry. I should have said this up top. Save all your laughs and claps for the end. My name is Adolfiim.

I'm sorry. I have a question. Yeah. When you say the end, do you mean the end of the night or the end of your set? Are you making an announcement for all the rest of the comics? Because I'm going up later. Oh, I didn't know there was more comics. Well, let's save all the left-winged applause for the end of my set.

You, I'm sorry. You thought this was a five-minute show? Yeah. Okay. Woo! So, hold on, save that for later, unless there's an emergency. So, let's see here.

What, yeah. This is another question. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You really thought you were gonna come up and do five minutes and everyone in this big audience was just gonna leave the comedy club? Yeah. Why did you think that? I because here's the thing every time I do an open mic or a stand-up set and then I leave I assume

everyone else has ceased to exist. So when I leave the stage this whole room stops existing. Oh. Do you really? But I see a lizard light huh? Oh shit. What are you gonna say? Oh, I said, do you realize that if we hadn't been interrupting and we would have gotten to hear him do some stand-up comedy? Well, it's just about to get into my joke about lizards. Yeah, I've never seen a lizard.

What I think is going on here is that he's crazy, right? I mean, that's the lizard. I've seen a lizard. That seems to me. Oh, you've seen a lizard, man. What kind of lizard have you seen? A long one. I think that seems to me. Oh, you've seen a lizard, man. What kind of lizard have you seen a long one? I think that's a snake. Oh never mind. Anyway, that's my time. Have a good night. That's that's all our times We've been the three-person comedy team

You're part of it. You're part of the team. I think we did a good job back there. Oh you clapping for it Can we go to an open mic and one of us us is on stage and the other two are in the audience and we do a trio, uh, stand-up routine. Where it's all, it's not even crowd work. It's just interrupting. Yeah, it's like a heckle, it's like a heckle, a question, and it's all planned. I love that.

We'll call it heckle and hide. Okay. And speaking of heckle and hide, I'm stand-up at Orphan. I'm the stand-up comedian, GPC. And I'm a heckler, I'm Santa Pat Orfay. I'm the stand up comedian, GPC. And I'm a heckler, Aaron Keve. Mmm. And welcome to another episode of Hey Riddle Riddle, a podcast where three friends try and solve riddles.

No, nope, nope, nope. And solve riddles. We said no. Riddles? No. Ah, boy. If you're not my friends, then why do I feel so good whenever you're around.

It's gonna be that tough guy. No, it was a really hard moment for me this weekend. What's that? I was sitting in the little movie theater with my little butt in the movie seat, and I was watching the movie The Bat Man, and I looked up at the riddler and I said, sort of sucks that I have the same job as this guy. I have more in common with the riddler than I do with a fireman in terms of what we do every day. So it just made me feel kind of bad and sad. I saw the Batman as well. And I agree with you, Aaron. There was as he was doing riddles,

I thought in my head, this sucks. And then I thought, that's the same thing I do every week. And him and I both have 500 followers on social media and we both hate the Batman. James have you seen this movie yet? Here's my thing. Here's my thing about the redler. Do you think that he would have been doing all those crimes if he could have just had a fun podcast?

Yes. It's sort of the same thing, isn't it though? But the end of the day. The damage we do to the world is, what are the same? Did they have podcasts in Batman Universe in Gotham City? I think so. It looks a lot like Chicago. It's shot in Chicago.

So I'm sure there's a flourishing comedy scene. Well, I asked about podcasts. That was about God. I know, but it's a pipeline. There's a scene in the Batman where Alfred is doing a podcast. Yeah. Wow. It goes the deal, like, the thing about females and then they cut away.

Yeah. Yeah, Alfred's from a different time. He's an old guy. He's from a different time. His podcast is called Incellents and, yeah, it's a lot of ranting about women. Oh God. Well, I mean Alfred's lived a hard life. So let's let's give Alfred a break. Okay, you gotta take care of that shit nose Not those little brat kid. Yeah Terablaid that being a brat is just about correct

Yeah, I mean, I grew up with rich kids. A brat is just kind of expected. You're surprised and delighted if they're not. Right. And actually, Aaron, I don't know if you know this. JPC and I actually wrote a little script in film, just a very quick 30-second audio for you. It's called The Bratman. And it's kind of our take on The Batman,

but if he was a little more leaning into his sort of well-to-do upbringing and just his, you know, his insolence and his sort of bullshit attitude. JPC, do you want to play that to the Batman audio? Absolutely. Cowabunga, dude. Oh, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Oh, you know what? This is the other one that we did. Okay, you're ready?

This is the Batman. Okay. No, for the Batman. And who's the Batman who played it? Addle. Okay, here we go. Bradman. And who's the Bradman who played it? Addle. Okay, here we go. Addle. Hold on, Addle.

I played Addle. Addle. Directed. JPC. Doing the Bradman. And play. Okay, so JPC, don't forget your motivation is your brat and you have a deep, you're using like a deeper register voice.

Okay. Why do you keep hitting yourself? Why do you keep hitting yourself? using like a deeper register voice. Okay. Mm. Why do you keep hitting yourself? Why do you keep hitting yourself? Okay, but maybe say like stop hitting yourself. Cause that's what kids say. They say stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself. Yeah, but don't I wanna know why? Ah, alright.

I, investigating the human condition, don't I want to know why? And knock knock, hey Adel, I know you already put the cast list up. Don't look in LA. I do, I do. I just wanted to roll my hat. Aaron, what are you doing in here? We're naked.

I just wanted to throw my hat into the ring and try to out. Get out of here! We're naked, get out of here! Oh, no. They're calling me. Oh, no. They're calling me. Oh, God, they're calling.

Oh, they're, they're bad signals in this guy. Come on, are you freaking serious? Huh? Why are you talking like that? Oh my god, let me be a part of your movie. Oh. And okay, stop the audio. So Aaron, I guess you actually heard that audio in real time.

What it was called, the conversation. Yeah. And are you upset that I didn't cast you? No, I got over it. I cried the whole way there all way back So I feel like a kind of process. I feel like I'm owed an apology because I was naked and I was very vulnerable doing my part man Batman Batman doing what?

Anyway, podcast is hey riddle riddle the riddles are easy The laughs are sleazy We like to make it as we like it come and come and as we get it going and Everything we do on this podcast is all improvised baby with three friends. We're all going crazy and we're doing riddles I actually brought these bits from home Okay, why both the puzzles I will do will do it. Are you a young man? Solve these. Jesus Christ.

I give me a reddle. Just shut up and give me a reddle. Just shut up. Adal is my young word. Burt word. Okay, are you guys ready for a little segment on the podcast that I used to call? I think we've done this one before.

Yeah, I love these. I'm ready. I'm calling it. I think we've done this one before. So that way, people don't have to tell me that we've done this one before. Yeah, I love these. I'm ready. I'm calling it, I think we've done this one before. So that way, people don't have to tell me that we've done this before. I do think that we have. We have to start protecting ourselves.

Yes. Um, this, these riddles come from, or I'm sorry, this riddle comes from Joe. Joe poses this question. What does it come in one syllable, five letter word that has the following unique property? When you remove the first letter, the remaining letters form a homophone of the original word. Replace the first letter and remove the second letter and the result is yet another homophone of the original word. What is that

word? Oh sorry, yeah I'm not mentally warmed up because we were doing like Bartman jokes. So I don't think my brain can process this. We did again and I'm writing it down. Okay, so, so just in just for clarity, not for you too, because you two pretty sharp tax and you're in the shed with all these sharp tools, but just for the listeners, the layman who may be listening at home, a homophone is a word that is pronounced the same, but spelled differently. Cool, different words, can be like crab and crab.

Like hair and hair. Oh, two more please. Sauce and sauce. They're there. Yeah, if you just repeat anywhere twice, it works. Like children, children. Like boink and boink. Like, boyk and boyk. Like, blue man group and blue man group.

And, blown man group. Yeah. Did we do a sketch about blown man group? It is my favorite thing we've ever done on the show. Ah, Addle, we're repeating riddles, not scenes. We're trying our best not to do this series twice. We'll do the riddles three, four times. Okay, so it's a common five syllable,

I'm sorry, five, it's a common five syllable word. The riddle changing, it's evolving, Aaron. It's evolving. Oh no, it has a clause, it has a clause now. It's a common one syllable, five letter word that has the follow a unique property. When you remove the first letter, it forms a homophone of the original word.

So it'll be a four letter word that's a homophone of the five letter word. So we have to assume, Aaron, that the first letter is a sign letter. That's a really great assumption. Yeah, like a phone, but not a phone. Or if you replace the first letter and remove the second letter, it's yet another homophone. Hmm. What's that last part? If you remove the second letter, it's yet another homophone. What's that last part if you remove the second letter? So basically, it's a five letter word.

If you remove the first letter, it's a homophone. If you remove the second letter, it's a homophone. But not at the same time. So first letter gone, homophone, instead, second letter gone, homophone. Nice. Nice. So I think you were really on to something with the silent letter. That's not nice.

It is not nice because I don't know what a, it's because then it's just cut. It's not a canife. This is a canife. No, it's not. It's not nice. OK, can you let us know what that first letter is, the silent letter?

Is it P? P or K? It is not P. OK. It's not P and it's not nice. Okay, can you let us know what that first letter is, the silent letter? Is it P? P or K? It is not P. Oh, okay. It's not P and it's not K. I feel like I could, but I feel like that would, that's a pretty big clue, right? T.

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that chris o'donnell is make believe he never existed we all just collectively agreed he was a name do you know that nobody's'Donnell is make believe? He never existed. We all just collectively agreed he was a name. Do you know that nobody's ever finished the movie Da Vinci Code? That's a fun fact about cinema. Welcome back to Aaron Ansonema. Do you know that in between the years 2007 and 2013, Jason Bateman just let people film 48 hours of his life and they cut that up into 11 movies? Fun fact about cinema.

Seed them. Oh, sorry, you guys were like this is like a long record It's like kind of late and not Just beginning. It's so sick. It's so early and it's so sick. I know, but we've already been here a while, but it's still like an hour's to go before we sleep type situation Which is right in the sweet spot of insanity.

What? You just did that poem an hour ago before I sleep. What is it? And miles to go before I sleep. What is that called? What is that called? It's a snowy winter night. A stop in a snow in the winter.

And miles to go before I sleep. It's from Frazier. It's Frazier. That's Frazier. That's Frazier. Okay. So here's another one. I think that this one, we'll just say that this,

we'll use some initials here. This one's from AV. AV. Oh, the onion. This is from the AV club. The AV club gives our podcast a not rated. Wow. Could it just either, you wrote to the show with that.

You could have either reviewed it or. I think they actually featured us like twice in there right up. Okay, and they liked it. So be. And I, yeah, they still like it. Have they featured us like twice in there right up so okay, and they liked it so be And I yeah, they still like it Have they featured us in five years no, but do they still like us probably We could only assume that the person who featured us at the AB club was fired for featuring us And for not moving to Ellen not in the pages of this haunted institution

Okay, a V rights a HR are I heard this riddle a while ago, but modified it to fit the podcast love you. I just want to go ahead and give a shout out here. Thank you for modifying riddles to fit the podcast. Oh, listeners, please Frankenstein, please listen to our old episodes and Frankenstein these riddles to update them for a new fresh start. Do you know like regular push ups? I want to just sit on the couch. Like modify regular pushup riddles to sitting on the couch riddles. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. It's like the modification is like,

okay, push up. Now push up on the knees. It's a little easier if you need to modify. If you also need to modify, you can stop working out. You can get a trick. If you need to modify from that, go to sleep. Just go to sleep. Close your eyes. Go to sleep. You need to do some other catch. You can get a drink. If you need a modify from that, go to sleep. Just go to sleep, close your eyes, go to sleep. You need a modify from that. Drink a martini and watch a YouTube video about scunks. That's a detail that's too real to be made up. Drink a martini and watch a YouTube video about scunks.

I do want to see you seeing Aaron. Hold on, this is, but that's a detail that's too real to be made up. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, I'll just be promised we wouldn't say anything from each other's life Okay, okay Then we won't see you see me won't say no, I want to see the scene okay Aaron. I want to see a scene You are drinking martini getting drunk and you are watching a video about skunks

Oh my god come here come here the smell does not come out from their actual butt Oh my god oh my god look at him waddling along baby you don't need to narrate it I'm just asking you to look at what I'm learning from the TV apologies I thought I thought you were dating David Attenborough for a reason but fuck me I guess I guess it's just for the sex huh babe it is I you think I just care about you from your work you're such a hot body And here we see the North American Erin Keith Oh okay here we go

In her victorious secret lingerie Oh okay it's actually sexy not a fight Watch as she postures to attract males in her location I'm supposed to be working out right now. See? The perfect scene. The perfect crime. In November, leave it at work. Leave it at work. Turn it off.

Okay, so Avi writes, after watching the news, Susie calls her husband Kevin. Susie asks Kevin where he is, and he says, at work. Very soon after, Susie divorces Kevin and takes everything even canoe dog. So we know this was it. Is it? Yeah, late 2018. Why did Susie divorce Kevin?

She saw him on the news kissing someone on New Year's Eve. Susie was at home alone on New Year's Eve watching her husband kiss someone on the news. Well, she just turned off her video about skunks and was pouring herself another martini. I don't know the specifics here, but I'm kind of on Kevin's side. All right. Okay. All right.

So can you read it again? Because I feel like I'm missing a detail. After watching the news, Suzy calls her husband Kevin, Suzy asked Kevin where he is and he says at work very soon after Suzy divoroulser has been Kevin, Suzy asked Kevin where he is and he says, at work. Very soon after Suzy divorces Kevin and takes everything even canoe doll. He's a newsman and he wasn't there. That's a really good answer to the riddle, Aaron, and I think it works. And I think it's also less sad than what is the real answer to the riddle.

But here's the thing, if he's a newsman, he's not picking up the phone, right? Yeah. Oh, he's a weatherman. And during his weather segment, he said, there's a 78% chance of divorce. Yeah. Coming in from the West.

And she says, where are you? And he says, that's not working. I would like to see a seed. Adal, you are a weatherman. And you are trying to be sort of passive aggressive in your, what do they call it? Presentation. You're your presentation.

Forcax as well. You're trying to break up with the lead newscaster, which is you, JBC, and you can sort of interject. Okay. All right. And the murderer still remains free to this very day. Now we're going to go to weather. Doug, tell us what's going on this week in weather. Thanks, you piece of shit.

So we are having a lot of precipitation coming in. I'm sorry, we're having a little telepropter, a snafu over, excuse the color for language of the studio. Doug, go ahead and tell us the weather, please. Well, if it's the language is colorful, as long as I'm getting excitement from somewhere. So a lot of cold fronts coming in, just exceedingly cold fronts,

just like no, just like cold fronts, cold backs, cold bottoms, cold sheets, cold bed. Doug, Doug, what's, how cold are we talking about giving? We are talking frigid, okay? There's not a lot of action going on this week, especially in this exact area right here, which is my bedroom on the map. We also see that it is going to be about 102 degrees because someone's taking that they're sick so they don't have to have sex with me. Oh, okay, well, a lot of fun back there, Doug. I think I would like to just say we hooked up.

I don't know that there was an expectation of anything more than the one night that we spent together. A lot of hot wind coming in from the west Which is where you're sitting and can pay us into me guys. Today's been a historic day in sports Guys how how is it a historic day in sports if there's any murderers listening today? Go ahead and go to Doug's house. I think that that would be a nice paying dog a visit We can't catch you. We obviously know we can't catch you. You're still at large I'd like to report a murder someone already murdered my love life That would be a nice paying dog a visit. Well, we can't catch you. We obviously know we can't catch you. You're still at large. I'd like to report a murder.

Someone already murdered my love life. Mm. In speaking of that, I just realized that perhaps a newscaster that I was sleeping with has gotten to third base with the weather van. Third base, I mean, come on, give me some credit. Oh, you can go home. First of all, are you serious?

You still don't understand how hook up culture works. Where none of us are exclusive. You told me you were in love with me and you were going to buy me a cottage by the sea. Where, young, we're on the news. We fuck, get used to it. And I'm being told we're canceled. Oh yeah, yeah. We're young, we're hot, we're fucking get used to it.

Have you guys seen local news lately? No. That is totally the vibe. I don't think I've ever seen any local news team where I wasn't like, okay. I'm sleeping with you. I think it's a very insesctuous community. Yeah What you know teach their own if you work in news, please let me know if I'm right Yeah, please let me know are the newsies fuck good Aaron would kill if the newsies were fucking love to know that

You guys did not get the answer to this riddle Oh, okay, so I'm she sees Him ignore a call from her He's on the news and he ignores a call. He all right, so I love the direction that you're going he is not on the news Hmm He's not but watch but watching the news is important. It is important that she has watching the news. There's a sketch of him is important. It is important that she has watching the news. There's a sketch of him.

And remember, she says, where are you? And he says at work. And then she divorces him. Something about where he works is bad. And she saw that in the news. Yes. Oh, that he's, oh, is his like company going under? And he's, he's losing all of his money. Uh, yeah, that would make her, uh, smart.

It's very smart. Yeah, get rid of it. Okay, here's from one married person to a, an entire world. If you're significant other is going through a hard time, say they're losing their job, divorce. Um, sorry. I, this is a good time to plug. I have a single that's dropping this week called dump your poor boyfriend. Um, it is very catchy. It's a near worm. I think you're interesting.

You call it a single. Yeah. Exactly. Uh, uh, uh, Dr. Freud, your penis is calling my dad, little Freudian nip there, I'm afraid in the slip there. Sorry. Uh, so you are right. That it's something to do with where he works. I will also say it's something very specific to the day that she is watching the news. Oh, she's called him on April Fools. Christmas. No, it's not. Thank you, thanks.

I would say it's like a way Saturday for people. Ah, way Saturday, Labor Day. No, no, not even really a holiday, I would say. I would say maybe like a tragic day. 9-11? Yeah. No. Yes.

Oh, she was watching the news on 9-11. He said I'm at work, but the towers had collapsed. Yes, and she knew he wasn't at work because of where he was and she fell out. But, Q, did you just read a 9-11, riddle on our riddle comedy podcast? I know, I know, I know, Aaron. It's coming out in March.

It's not, it's, I'm six months early with my 9-11, but in fairness. JP, so fly on Twitter. This was submitted in October. Aaron, first of all, you gotta be the since test of 9-11. We've had a 9-11 every day for the past two years. So it's nothing for us anymore. And I've listened to 3.11 every day for the last five years.

JP so fly on Twitter. If you want to let JPC how you know how you feel about that. I will say, please come at me on Twitter. I don't go on Twitter anymore. I have officially, I am down to, I've been setting my Twitter limiter lower and lower and lower and lower for every week for Almost a year now and my Twitter limiter is at 10 minutes now and it used to be I would like hit my limit all the time, but now I don't even open the website most day twitch

Shark bar, shark barkman on twitch that I don't mind because I have mods so yeah, actually the more the marry there JPCs home address You have hold on on Twitch, you have 1960s British people who are writing mo-pads. I'm sorry, I have cliades. Hold on, wait, I have, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, Here we go. Are you ready for your next riddle? Yes sir. This next riddle is from AW. AW writes, hey guys. Oh, now I'm craving root beer great. I want a crate of root beer.

I have a sick ready for Yalthus Kadeon. I didn't make this up. I stole it from a professor latent game. I played when I was 13 years old. I've never played this professor latent games. I played several and they are a god damn blast. They are very, very fun. Okay, so here we have a riddle from a professor in late- and game. Here we go.

There once was an incredibly lazy man who wanted to go about his day without ever leaving his armchair. Honestly, this kind of sounds like the character that Aaron was playing when she was watching the scucks in Martini's thing. Yeah, character. Character I was playing. Yeah.

Hi, I mean, I, I, okay, could I just tell the truth? I actually recently did drink a margarita and watch a YouTube video about squirrels, so I just spludged some of the details. Wow. Just enough, just enough to obfuscate, so we wouldn't figure out that it was about your life. Yeah, but that's quite a lot of fun.

Just so you know, like, I'm not a martini. No, thank you. I'm a martini and skunk girl. I wish. Are you kidding? That girl is like rich on Wall Street. I'm a margarita and squirrels. Aaron is a margarita and squirrel. The sheets martini and skunk. Let me know what you are. She stinks. I'm so glad Twitter. So there was a incredibly lazy man who wanted to go out to stay without ever leaving his armchair.

I don't think too hard about this man's bodily functions. I promise it isn't part of the riddle. His chair could rotate 360 degrees so he could look in every direction and had an articulated mechanical grabbing stick that was long enough to reach anywhere in the room. And he could even take books He could even take books out of the bookshelf and vacuum under the furniture So one day he couldn't find his TV remote and he realized that it was located in the one and only place in the room That he couldn't reach without leaving his armchair where was the remote?

I'm gonna count What under that couch it even says he has a grabbing stick that can get under the furniture. So he could have gotten it. And ceiling, let's assume that the grabbing stick can hit the ceiling as well. Darling is back. Under the furniture.

In the center of his back. Can you reach that? Right. I can't reach the center of my back. And it's the dirtiest part of my life. Oh, yeah, of course. Was it in the mailbox? No, but let's assume that the grabbing stick can get the center of his back.

So it's not like on his person. This is the only place in the room he couldn't reach without leaving his armchair. I have some hints. It's in a drawer. That's a really great guess. Let's say that there are no drawers, just bookshelves. Oh, he's free-balling it. It's inside of a book.

Behind the bookshelf. Do you want some hints? Yes. It was not underneath any furniture. He could not see it, but somehow he still knew it was there, in the type of cherries that doesn't really matter. He could not see it. He could not see it, but somehow he knew it was still there. And the type of cherries in doesn't really matter. He could not see it. He could not see it. But somehow I knew it was still there. It's in his, this in his belly. It's in. Oh, the man ate the remote.

It's in the fridge. He put it in the fridge. In the TV, it's like by the TV. No, there's nothing. Okay, let's assume that the room has like bookshelves, but there's no drawers or anything that's closed on those safes or anything. There's so many open variables to this question. What? No. So it's in the only place, there's what? Only place in the room that he couldn't reach without leaving his chair. Okay.

Only place outside. He's sitting on it. Upstairs. Aaron! How was it on this? He's sitting on it. I'm pretty sure he said that first. I mean, can I say, I've said on a remote before and I did not have to get up to get it? Well, I mean, depending on it. I'm quite sure I said that first. I mean, can I say I've said on a remote before

and I did not have to get up to get it? Well, I mean, depending on it, you have to get up a little bit unless you're going to just... No. Eric, okay. I gotta see a seed. I gotta see a seed.

Addle, you are a man who is sitting on a remote. Aaron and I are in the room. We also know that you're sitting on the remote and we're just saying, you know, get up so we can get the remote and you've got your own way of doing it My sister just called me. She's on the news. I changed it to channel seven Well, sorry. What is she on the news for she's doing something amazing? Hurry, it's a new

Wait, just channel seven. Gary don't change it Gary calm down. All right Karen It sounds like you're making this up. She's doing something amazing So I used to be an impressive we're not watching anything amazing right now We're watching you're literally watching the amazing race. So do not comment me You're sitting on the remote can you just get up? I am sitting on the remote because it helps with my posture. How? Matt how? Well The way this remote was constructed. Please! She's on the news! You just got on her for saying it's something exciting and that I asked you how and you said the way it's constructed Very slowly everyone knows if you talk slowly someone will interrupt you and you never have to it's constructed very slowly. Everyone knows if you talk slowly,

someone will interrupt you and you never have to finish what you're saying. The perfect crime. We've probably missed it. Come up, please just change it. Just get up, just get up and let us have the remote. Okay, so here's what we have to do. The two of you have to grab either end of the couch.

Now, what you're going to do is pretend I'm an egg and a skillet and you're going to pull forward and then back very quickly. That's gonna cause me to pop in the air. The remote will come free, fall on the floor, I'll plop right back down without having to do any work at all. And then you can grab the remote. I gotta text the toaster.

It's over, it's over. She's not on the news anymore, you ruined everything. Oh, well, I guess this all worked out then. Can I know what she was doing? Something amazing! See quick she's doing something. I literally couldn't think of anything that someone would be doing on TV. Aaron we now have to create a one-woman show for you called something amazing. Yeah and it just a thing. We have we we dear listeners have something amazing that Yeah, and it's just a thing. Sitting in a big couch, not like that. We have, we, dear listeners, have something amazing

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What was it? This is the sponsor. Oh, cool, very good. Oh. Oh. Sponcon from the SIS. Okay, we got another one. This is an email from RJ.

Thank you for writing in RJ. RJ says, this is an untapped, riddled resource. Been listening since episode one, finally decided to send in some warm ups. I heard your worries about finding more riddles for your next 100 episodes. By the way, we're well past that this point. Did you ever, I know you two haven't lived

in Chicago your whole lives, but there used to be a place called RJ Boors, I think. Do you remember having a real place? RJ Grunts, RJ Boors. I was at RJ Grunts. RJ was RJ Grunts, but there was always a commercial that was RJ Grunts, RJ Bores, RJ Grunts. But there's always a commercial that was like, better make it RJ, better make it RJ, better make it RJ Bores.

What? Do you remember that? Am I making that up? I don't know. I can't remember if it's grunt or boars. Look, I don't think I've seen a commercial in like 12 years. That's fair. Yeah, true.

Well, anyway, RJ, right back into the show, let us know, was it Grunter George? Uh, RJ says, these riddles are translated from Spanish ones I found. I swear they rhyme in Spanish, but some things get lost in translation. Ha ha. Don't worry. Yes, exactly. Uh, okay. And, um, here we go.

I'm in the sea, but I don't get wet. I'm in the coals, but don't get burned. I'm in the sky, but I never fall, Adele, and I'm also on your lips, but not on your tongue. Can I just say every single time I go to Coals department store, I get burned because I'm like, is this sweater a seven, five percent off? And they're like that sale in the yesterday I'm like you fucking burn me. Yeah, that's all the good things What do you mean all my calls cash is this is expired? Why do I get emails to me every day?

I'm in a Coles but I don't get burned I'm in the water, but I don't get wet. I'm in the sea, but I don't get burned. Um... I'm in the water but I don't get wet. I'm in the sea but I don't get wet. I'm in the sea but I don't get wet. I'm in the cold but don't get burned. I'm in the sky but I never fall. I'm also on your lips but not on your tongue. Is this like the letter F?

Yeah. It'll refine! What do this days you just want to do? Printer cartridge ink jet. Oh man. Oh, this isn't compatible with my- Empty. With my ups and salt.

I put ups and salt in my bath and I come out covered in fucking psy am ink. I'm saying it, you're late. You got it. Okay, so here's your next one. Okay. Everyone passes by me, but I never pass anyone Everyone asks where to find me and I never ask about anyone

Waldo shitting is it Waldo shitting? Like an adult wears Waldo I have toed up. I have to see a scene. I have to see a scene Aaron you're gonna be just a person existing in the world and you've stumbled on a person in You know full public. It's a crowded public area And they're dressed as walled out and they're literally appear to be taking a shit. I don't use that person great Hey, I found you, oh my god. Oh, sorry, I'm busy. Close the door. Close the door, please. What door, sir?

The, the, the proverbial door. To look to your left and look to your right, you were at a company picnic. One of us will die. Oh, I'm just used to people saying look to your left, look to your right, one of you will die. You're sir! Sir! Yes, yes, what? Yeah, are you're here for the company picnic, yes?

Yes, and there is no portapoddy, so I thought to just use when nature calls, use nature, that's why they say nature calls. We have full bathroom, sir. What? There's a man that looks just like you over there, but not quite. Isn't that kind of funny? And then there's a man that looks just like you over there, but not quite. Isn't that kind of funny? And then there's a wizard. Well, okay, I guess he's some sort of a magician for the part.

Can you hear the only person here who could be crazy? Excuse me, just because I'm wearing a knit hat and a sweater with red and white stripes does not constitute crazy. Sir, you shouldn't publicly what? Can you hook under my arms and carry me to the full bathroom's please? Uh yeah, oh wait shoot now I can't find you. You're in front of a barber hall. Oh god where are you?

You joking. Hello. Come on, I'm right next to the ceiling. I'm right next to that zebra. Come on. Well no, that's not it'm right next to that zebra. Come on. Oh, no. That's not it. That's a candy cane.

No, I'm right here. Follow this smell of shit. That never out to me before. See? See. See. Nick Mestead was a comedian who was in Chicago at the same time as us.

He's hysterically funny, and you should follow him. But he posted a video recently, which was like the audible audio book of Where's Waldo. And it is such a fucking funny bit. That's great. Can't recommend it enough. He's great. He looks like a very handsome French steward. Everyone passes by me, but I never pass anyone.

Everyone asks where to find me, and I never ask about anyone. I mean, I do think that I did it in the bathroom kind of does work. I think a lot of things kind of work for this. So I'm tempted to just kind of give it to you with bathroom. Can you read it one more time? Everyone passes by me, but I never pass anyone. Everyone, Pat, hold on. Everyone passes by me. But I never pass anyone. Everyone Pat, hold on, everyone passes by me.

But I never pass anyone. So it's something stationary. Yes. Okay. Everyone asks where to find me, and I never ask about anyone. That could be a statue that could be the fucking Mass and Square Garden, that could be a lamp post, that could be a rock. There's one, there's a lot of answers to this. There's one I think a good answer to this,, there's a lot of answers to this. There's one I think a good answer to this,

but there's a lot of answers to this. Yeah. Because no one's gonna ask where to find a rock. Excuse me, do you know where I could find a rock? Like a rock that no one cares about. Just one rock on the ground. Has the rock asked about me? I don't know.

What's the official answer? If you were a stranger in a strange city and you were trying to navigate around. A favorite book. What might you ask someone about? Directions. Yes, to a... Place.

Place. Yeah, placed on a... Street. Map. Yeah, the answer is the street. But yes, a lot of these things. The bathroom, I think, works fine. Not after I'm done with it.

I break toilets. I like to see a scene. Thanks. Adel, you are a tourist in a city asking JPC for directions. And JPC, you are being incredibly unhelpful in the way that you're trying to describe to get to that location. Excuse me. Oh boy.

Hello. Pardon? Trying to get to... Park on. Yes. Wow. Trying to get to... I live in.

I live in. I live in. I live garden. Yes. Unlimited... That's your name No, we got a restaurant called Olive Garden. Oh, yes, a restaurant. That's where I'm trying to get to oh And limited I got a spread pen. I got it. Yes. How tall are you?

You got to be the tallest fella I ever see tall I had had uh, how do you say? Uh, come and say, uh, five, uh, seven. Five, seven. Wow! Hines, hines, hines height. Hines, hines, hines, hines, hines, hines, hines, hines, hines, hines, hines, hines, hines, hines, hines, hines, hines, hines, hines, hines, hines, hines, hines, hines, hines, hines, hines, hines, hines, hines, hines, hines, hines, hines, hines, hines, hines, hines,

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You stay in it. I'll get in. It looks big enough. Uh, oh, oh, you carry me? You carry me to Olive Garden? Okay. What is this? Oh my god, is this cashmere?

Oh, secret blood, that's my skin. Oh, I apologize, mister. You grabbing my neck? You have this off the skin. It looks like it's so riply, it looks like a scarf. Believe it or not, it's actually pretty cool. Oh, it comes here, comes here. See.

Oh, come see. Perfect. Come see. Perfect. Okay, yeah, you guys nailed that one. So you guys want to do one more. Yeah, one more. We'll do one more. One more quick. I do want to say,

Gemma's stepfather is Swiss. Very, very kind, cool dude named Willie. He's Swiss. And every time we hang around him, he always says, exact them all. Oh, I like that. It's crept into my daily life. We're around the house.

Gemma will ask for something or she'd be like, is this the right thing you're looking for? And I'll go, exact them all. It's very, but he says it sincerely. I say it jokingly. I think it's a very fun, it's a good word. That's just another good word. All right, let's do one more.

Yes. It's been in the ocean for centuries, yet it never learned to swim. The Titanic. Coral. Centuries. Centuries. Centuries, this guy thinks that it's been a notion.

Coral, they're learning to swim. It's been in the ocean for centuries, Centuries centuries this guy thinks that it expanded land to shit coral They're learning to swim. It's been in the ocean for centuries, but it never learned to swim Uh Starfish oh $3 $3,000 addle you are on the right track, but that word is a little long for what this and Sandy huh sand what does that make me think of? JPC and Aaron. I don't know if this is at your place as well, but my studio here at my house just

got my toes are wet. My feet are all wet. I feel like there's there's little grains of sand everywhere. Is that happening at your places? Yeah. Inside of my closet is like a white sand beach and I'm holding a my tile of a sudden I have a my tie to and a big oversized And I just just normal you guys have We couldn't afford all three JPC we couldn't I mean okay, okay, I see sand is here. That's that's different. Yeah, I'm here. I've been drinking my ties this whole time.

Sandy, welcome back. It's been long overdue. We're all happy. Yeah, it's been long overdue. Sandy, thank you for holding onto that piece of driftwood and coming back to shore for us. It's not a problem. Great to be here.

Good to see you all of you. Anything happened in the last couple of years since I've been gone? Nope. Nope, nothing. You're not. No people have meant to be here. Good to see you all of you. Anything happened in the last couple of years since I've been gone. Nope. Nope. Nothing. You're not people who have answered. Catch you up on. See anything going on with you in the last couple of years? Yeah. So let's see. I was here in 2020, I think. Yeah. The sounds were good. Yeah. knows. Um, so since then my team in the in puzzle news, my team won the mystery hunt at MIT. And then we wrote the mystery hunt at MIT. Congratulations. That's what that's happened in the last couple of years. Yeah. At a year after that, we burned it to the ground. Seriously, there's no more reason to do it. Um, so that was fun. We my team is Palandra and we won in 2021. And then the

prize, of course, is to write the next year's hunt, which we wrote for 2022 in January. And that was quite an experience, and God, it is over. That is so cool. So that means that the same team can't win twice in a row because you can't participate because you have to write. That's a really good way to do it.

No, it's a terrible way to do it. I really, he's a similar. Yeah, in terms of free labor, it's great. Yeah, exactly. I had a really similar experience that one time at a coffee shop on MIT's campus, I lost my favorite scarf. Is that the same thing? Yes, and now someone has that scarf. It's pretending to be you.

Oh, great, no problem. The team at IO, the team that won Best Herald team, used to have to host the Dell Awards, which were the big awards show the year after, and every year, the team that won was like, please God, don't let us win again. We do not want to win again. I think we won, revolver one once or twice, and I think Jill Fencermaker was an absolute beast, and like did 90% of everything. It's kind of amazing. Those are named after Del close, I imagine. Is that right? No, Wisconsin. Yeah are named after Del close, I imagine. Is that right?

No, Wisconsin Del. Yeah, the Wisconsin Del. I was gonna ask you if you win the Del, do you say, do you say, you're getting a Del? Dude, you got it. Dude, listen, dude, dude, you're getting a Del. Dude, I'm going to the Del's. Dude, what is everybody?

Dude, you got a Del. You know what it was? I got it mixed up in my head with the whole Oprah. You got a car thing and I'm doing this. Oh, yes, two means mashed in my head? Well, there's also Adele's famous interview where she says, dude, Alma Dell,

mm-hmm, and her beautiful cock. Famous, and her beautiful. Famous. So we're the same. Ha ha ha ha. Sandy, do you have, do you happen to have in all your time a drifted sea for the last two years?

Did you happen to come up with any new puzzles for us? And we promise, we will Google what a sandbox is, but until we get that through, we will continue doing whatever this is. That's all, that's all beach stuff, yeah. Oh, shit. Googleing something doesn't sound like us. You have to make a box out of wood.

So this is where I get my wood, from the wood that drips out from the shipwrecks in the sea. So that's why you see me carrying them back and forth. Anyway, are you too? Because you just justified the hell out of that dead wood Dead wood. Okay. Yeah, he wasn't justified. Yeah, he was also dead. We were talking about wood. Yeah, we were talking about driftwood. You're all funny. You're all right. Thank you, Mommy. I mean, Aaron. I mean, Aaron.

Sure, I've got some puzzles. Have you won some puzzles? So, we definitely won some puzzles. You won some puzzles? Okay, here's how this puzzle works. I'm gonna give you a, we're gonna call this thematic double bills as if we were going to a concert of two bands. I'm going to give you a scenario

and you tell me which two bands might be playing at that scenario. I love this. So for example, if I said who to what's two bands might be playing if you were waiting through a field after a rainstorm that might be the shins because you're waiting through water, and you're waiting through puddles of mud. So that might be the shins of puddles of mud. Does that make sense? Yes, that makes sense. A double bill, I would hate to see. I use that one as the example, because I don't actually like that one very much.

Let's do the more fun ones. Okay, that's very smart. Love it. All right, so let's say you were doing some Alice in Wonderland cosplay. Okay. What two bands might you see? Alice and chains. Oh, bad.

Chainson. Yeah. Well, cosplay. You go, you always go a little weird. That's true. Well, let's see who's the villain in, uh, in, uh, Queen of hearts. A queen queen and heart and heart. Yeah.

That's a car double bill. Yeah, we haven't had a single good riddles into the god. Holy shit. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. All right, let's say you're done with that

and you take off your costume and then you, I make it. You eat a spicy time meal. Mm. Spicy time meal. Red hot chili peppers. Correct. Mmm. Spicy Thai meal. Red hot chili peppers. Correct. And.

That's a you. And fresh, that's tost of these. You get all that, you get all that. You get all that. Tangling. Tangling in your mouth. And all of a sudden, you can comfortably make a lot of, a lot of iced tea.

Water or tea. It's a lot because you have, I'm just gesturing because it, you have. Spicey mouth. Spicey mouth. What's the name of a band that might reflect a spicy mouth? Spicey mouth. Smash mouth?

Is that what you said, Erin? Yeah, but that's not what I'm going for. Pop-a-mouth. Smell. Flaming lips. That's it. Oh, nice one, Erin. All right.

All right. Erin, just spun a 360 and went up on the ceiling. Oh, nice one. Oh. All right. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Error just spun at 360 and went up on the ceiling. Yeah. I'm so happy. Let's say you were at a playground and you were taunting some kids. And you were, and they wanted a band to back them up. They would say, they would ask for who?

They would say, okay, you're taunting some kids. They would ask a big bully. They'd ask for... Well, I had to play, play guns. So there is, could I be, either a sandbox or an ocean, I can't remember which one would be actually. They would say, it would say words would never hurt me. Stick's on stones.

Stick's on. May break my- Roll stones. The stones and sticks. And sticks. Yes. Oh, nice one. The stones and sticks. Oh, yeah, the stones and sticks.

That'd be a great concert. That's a sweet t-shirt. What bands would play if you're reading a comic strip about Dagwood greeting his wife? Dagwood greeting his wife. What was his wife's name? It was Dagwood's wife's name. I'll give you a hint.

It's the name of the comic strip. I want to say, is the comic strip not called dad Spend us all her name is pink Floyd Dagwin kissing his wife Fably circus Steel Fox try Ziggy imagine dragon Imagine Dragon. Yes, that's what it's Ziggy are married.

Which one is Dagwin? I have, by the way, I got to have the sandwich, but anyway, his wife is the name of the comic strip and she's named after, well, she's her name, but boy. God, did this anyone know what Dagwin, the name of this comic strip? The Beatles Bailey. Oh, Haggar the Horrible?

That's a, it's not happy. It's one word name. It's one word name. Can you give us a hint in terms of like maybe a song this band saying? Oh my god. Sure. A lot of us. A lot of us. Oh, blondie. Blondie. Nice one.

The name of the comic is blondie? Yes. Okay. So blondie and there's another and there's another band out there, right? And how does that and kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss. Okay. So Blondie and there's another band out there, right? And how does that? And kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss. Nice. All right. Now, it's time to go to, okay, so let's say you pass some people painting on a black

top, painting, they're doing their job, they're painting on black top. Got it. You might play which two bands? Painting on black top. Painting on black. so that would be like schoolyard or like what's the line? like road streets like a road like a road crew like a line that

separate the men at work you know what I'm gonna allow that one that's not what I had in mind let's make it a triple bill so men at work okay men with hats who are at work men without hats traffic the white stripes the white white stripes nice and traffic's a Men with hats. Who are at work? Men without hats, who are at work? Traffic car. Oh, the white stripes, the white stripes.

The white stripes. Nice. And traffic's a B&T, right? Traffic's pretty good, but you wouldn't usually see traffic while they're painting the white stripes. The orange cones. What do they got? That's good.

They're painting on black tar. Pavement. Pavement. Yeah. Spit on it. All right, you're nice. Time to go to Obarmitzvah. Well two bands might be played at a bar mitzvah Sandy, please don't please don't shoehorn in your religious beliefs here. This is getting out of control We've had to cut so many you were invited to that's a little rude

It would be white snake I was gonna say who's paying I mean it depends, you can get some pretty big names in the Burvusva. Yeah, Frace Brad. And a Closmer band from Indianapolis. So which two bands might be the best to perform at a bar mitzvah? Mano Shiahu. Boyz, boyz, boyz, boyz, boyz, boyz, boyz, boyz, boyz, boyz, boyz, boyz, boyz, boyz, boyz, boyz,

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It happens 14. The day it happens. Oh, okay. It happens on the... Sabbath, black Sabbath. Sabbath? Black Sabbath. Sabbath black Sabbath Wow That's what I was going for at least but we'll accept some other ones and I learned that my miss was happening on the Sabbath

Yeah, I had no idea I didn't know that and my fiancee was had a bot mitzo Yeah, I'm sorry. She had a Batman action figure When she did a Batman mitzvah. Yeah, let's imagine about two dozen cadets have just learned how to fly the Strato Fortress, which two bands might be playing. That's a very... I already said two of those. Face. This is a very, very tough...

Strato Fortress. Strato Fortress is another name for kind of playing, kind of bomber plane. Jefferson Starship. There's a name of band. Beef and juice. Correct. Yes. Yes, you're so smart. Oh, no.

And if they're learning to fly it, they are known as. Who fighters? Who fighters? Oh, Jesus, you know, I have the same brains. All the names. Exactly. They're learning to fly it.

So they're, Oh, they're, what's that name of that fucking band? Oh, no. Bill is people. 21 pilots, what's that name of that fucking band? Oh, no. 21 pilots, what's the name of that thing? 21 pilots, is that the name? Yes, that's the name. I couldn't name a single song of theirs,

but I know they're in the zeitgeist. Yeah. All right, this was a double bill, but now it's a triple bill. Commuting on the highway, one of them will be traffic, but my other original two were... Commuting on the highway. Meeting on the highway. commuting on the highway.

Meeting on the highway. Carving on the highway. Not just driving on the highway, commuting. Commuting. A lot of traffic. So, traffic's one, but you're commuting, in traffic, because you're going to work and you're coming from work every day.

Well, Sandy, I will say one of my favorite humans of all time used to say life is a highway. And that man's name was... Puh, puh, puh, puh, puh. Ah, it's like was Karl Marx. Yeah, why can't I remember that? Well, what are you in if you're on the car? You're in a car.

The cars. The cars. The cars. The cars. And if it's commuting, it is commuting. If you're commuting, it's what time of day. It's not min at work. It's min two. Rush hour.'s what time it is not min at work. It's been two

rush hour one and What year is it? 1971 21 12 because it's rush. Oh, that's right. Yeah. Yeah. All right. We're all on board. All right. Let's say Let's say all right. Let's say you're mailing a postcard Russell service and you're getting about 10 cents back. So postal services one and a nickel back Wait, you said 10 cents back You're getting changed You get a postal service. How much do you pay? Okay, god damn it.

Nicol back was a very good. Six pens on the richer. Wow, I love it. You're mailing something at a very old England town. Yeah, he didn't say when in his year. He didn't say when. So this is a band. This is a band that's like an amount.

It's not really a band actually. It's not really a band, it's a person. Peter sent here. How much does it cost to fill up a third? 50 cents. 50 cents. Nice one. Wow. Up to you more?

Yeah. Let's do it. All right. Let's say that you are at the funeral for the 41st president. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. 45. We got our man, Donald Trump. 45. We got our man Donald Trump.

44. We got Barack Obama. 43. That's George W. Bush, maybe. 42. Bill Clinton. 41. George Bush, senior. Bush is to get to. Bush.

Bush is one. And he dropped the feet. That was that album. I think it was like, um, razor blade suitcase. Or what was the name of that? That album. That album. I think it was like, Razor Blade suitcase, or what was the name of that? That album, I listened to absolutely every day

for like two years, whatever that push album was. With Glisser in a Listerine. Glissering. And the other one is, if you're at his funeral, there's gonna be a lot of Paul Beggars, Paul Beggars,

Paul Beggars, other people that had his job. President. Oh, uh, uh, president. It sits in America. President. It's America. Yeah.

Yeah. All right, I got three more. Okay. Let's say you almost die from a snake bite, but don't because you get healed. Then I'm. Okay. That's what it is. What was it?

White thing. Poisoned. Poisoned. Poisoned. Poisoned. Poison it was sick. It was sick. No, it's all white steak. Poison and then you get teal because you have... ...because you have antidote. Another word for antidote. Serum you have... The cure.

The cure. That's my favorite I think. That's why Robert Smith is so sad is because he got fit by his... People don't know him. He's why Robert Smith is so sad is cuz you got fit by People I know he's on the verge of death the whole time. Okay, you're organizing your drawer that has all your seasonings in it Bites is salt and pepper Girls spice girls Soft Spice girls. All right last one leaving this one for the end. Okay watching some

All right, last one. Leaving this one for the end. Okay, watching some poor lesbian BDSM porn. What happened? Wait, hold on, stop, share screen, stop, share screen. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. I'm sorry, Sandy. Casey, can we get this out?

Lesbian BDSM porn. That would be a girl's on film, Durandaran. Some lesbian BDSM porn. Sister sisters. Oh my God. Nice one. Nice one. That works. Sister sisters. Oh my God. Nice one. Nice one.

That works. That's what I'm going for. God, I'm going to let you struggle with this one. It's pretty on the nose too. Lesbian. All right, so it's BDSM. BDSM, which is really exciting me. Allison Chains, right? There's BDSM. That's not me. Allison chains, right?

There's the same. That's not bad. Let's say they come in for a long tour. That's there as well. Well, if it's lesbian, that means it's all women. Women and not men. So that means that the band is women. And if it's porn, that means they are usually pretty

all saints. Bear naked ladies. Bear naked ladies. Naked ladies. Bear naked ladies. Naked ladies. Bear naked ladies. I should say Canadian lesbian beauty. Yeah, I would've got your easy on Canadian. Yeah, all right, and then if it's BDSM,

that means it is slightly... Levery. And if they're... Kinky, the kinks. Kinks. Ooh, wow. That's pretty good. Not what I was going for,. Kinks. Oh, wow. Good. Not what I was going for, but pretty good.

Okay. All right, let's break it down. If it's media, Sam, it's slightly. Right there. James Bondage. It's slightly hurtful. It's like, it means it can get a little bit aggressive. Painful.

Music or it's at it. Yeah. Aggressive. God. Dang. T.T. This is, I just had this kind of sex. Just for the recording.

Just had this kind of sex. And it's a name of a certain kind of lesbian goes by, there's a term, that's all the band. There's a band called the Von Bondis that did the theme song for rescue me. Is that where we're going for? Von Bond is just a bit of a lie for it. Okay, I don't want to say the wrong word here. The beat is mine.

It is a bit of a minefield that I'm trying to navigate very carefully. Let's say 90s, mostly. I was a big fan in the early 90s. Oh, what's that? It's two girls. What's that band? It's two girls. No, Tegan and Sarah. No, no, no, the one from early 90s. Oh, what's that? It's two girls. What's that band? It's two girls. No, Tegan and Sarah. No, no, no, the one from the 90s. Balance the bastion. Uh, no.

Who's in the band? Who's in the band? Envoke. What's their vibe? Who's in the band? Yeah, what's their vibe? I don't know who's in the band. I could look at that. BDSM is it TLC? Are you just going by an issue? It's getting a little Houston. It's getting a little Whitney Houston. It's getting a little Houston. It's getting a little what in the Houston. It's getting a little Okay, rough

If you're not a rush-covered band called rough naughty by nature if you're if you're not butch. What are you? So your fam another the opposite of a bunch less being to say them Violent fans there you go violent On perfect like a Violent Femmes. There you go. Violent, Femmes. You got one. Perfect. Oh my God. Sister, Sister,

Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister podcast. Sandy, before we inevitably cover you back up and say it as we do. It's fun. We have to do it, so we will do it. Do you have anything coming up? Is there anything that you would like to plug or at the very fucking least, where can people find you? Yeah, I actually do have something to plug. So I just started to two things. The first is someone created a puzzle design challenge for the month of March called a NIG March. I have nothing to do with organizing it, but I'm participating in it. And so I've been writing a puzzle every day, very small,

bite-sized puzzle based on a prompt, they're giving out a new prompt every day. So for the month of March, hopefully I will continue. And you can find those at my, at a few places, one of which is at my Twitter, which is PZLR, or at my Instagram, which is Mystery League. The other thing is that I just started up a publication that you can subscribe to, sort of like a patronage program that's like Patreon, but not on Patreon. And it costs $5 a month, and you can support me by joining as a member, and then you'll get some

exclusive puzzles over the next, you know, once a week or so. And that is called Signals, and you can find that at signals.fun. Cool. Hell yeah. Sandy, thank you so much for coming back on. We will absolutely have to have you on very, very soon. But for now, let's give you a little bit of food,

a little bit of water, and let's push you back into the ocean. Bye bye. We'll see you soon. We'll see you soon. Bye bye. Let low tide do its thing, pull him out. It's good seeing that sandy. What a cut up.

What a cut up. Hey, speaking of ups that to cut, does anyone have anything that they would like to plug? Sure. You can follow us at ComDND on Twitter Instagram or check it out. A few of my favorite episodes are coming out soon. So I'd love if you gave it a shot. Add all any of my episodes not coming out soon. It might be, you don't know, I don't know I surely don't know I want to plug two people one is Aaron Keith the others JPCs short for John Patrick Cohen check them out JPC anything to plug Yes, it is short for that. That's such that's I'd never have put that to

Sucks. I have to explain it to you that sucks for me because my brand is really tight. Oh wait. I'm sorry. Can I can I take my back? No, don't take a match, just add to it. I take it back. That's so mean. What the fuck? I want to plug something, JPC, that I think you probably also want to plug. That I think we put our newsletter. For anyone who doesn't have a subscriber or a patron, there's a game called Quax of Quatling Berg. Quax of Quatling Berg.

Quatling Berg, something like that. Yeah. Which JPC and I played the other day, it is so much fun. game called Quacks of Quattlingberg. What's it called? Quitlinberg Quacks of Quitlinberg. Quacklingberg. Something like that. Yeah. Which JPC and I played the other day. It is so much fun. It is a sort of pressure luck. Um, bag building game. Or it's like you have a bag you put coins into. It is so GD fun. I highly recommend that I think it's a blast.

It is, it's also a two player. I played at Mervy and I three times. And she has smoked my sweet little ass all Three games. I've been crushed and I didn't even have a chance. It was brutal Brutal brutal brutal. It's a very fun game. I I would say check that out Yes, please and you know, I'll give a shout out to the the patreon We have a lot of very if you if you kind of like the energy that was maybe going on for a lot of this episode, I think you would enjoy the Patreon. I think you would enjoy the Patreon. Patreon.com slash Hey Riddle Riddle, it's $5 a month and then you get next

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