Hey Riddle Riddle - #193: Ducks in a Rose

Episode Date: March 30, 2022

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This is a head gum podcast. Good morning, good evening, whatever time of day it is, my name is Andrew Balls, and welcome back to another episode of Balls in your court. Of course, again, my name is Andrew Balls, and the court that we're talking about is the King's Court. King, of course, is what we call our Almighty Lord, God Himself. I'm joined as always by my two co-host today. Please introduce yourself. Hi, I'm Linda Balls. And I'm Kingsley Court. And today we're gonna be talking about- I always thought the name of the show came from Balls in my court because you too have the lesson in Balls and I have the lesson in court. No I think it was just a happy little

coincidence. But today we're talking about some of our favorite Bible passages. I'll go first if you don't mind. I brought to you. Because the producer of the show asked me to change my name to Kingsley Court when I took the job. And I was, I mean, I was very against it at the time, but he was insistent that I do so. Well, your legal name changed helps sort of solidify our brand. So we do appreciate it, but we do have to get on. Today I'm bringing to the table Joshua, one nine.

Have I not commanded you? Be strong and courageous. Do not be frightened and do not be dismayed for the Lord your God is with you wherever you go. Let's unpack that for the next three hours. I guess if it wasn't important that I'm looking for an apology because it was an ordeal. You know, I mean, I it was a legal ordeal My wife was very upset. Yes. She said I don't Brian. She said I don't know who Kingsley court is And I don't know why it's important that you change your name. Yes

And I guess I didn't have an answer for her because I was like the name of the show is balls of your court I guess it doesn't make sense without me being this other person. We do apologize to your wife Stephanie lizard she's a good friend of the show and I'm not going to apologize. I think everything is God's will even though it might seem Hectic or unfortunate at the time. It is all God's plan God works in mysterious ways Bono spoke God's words when he's saying that full song and As you know Linda balls is confused. And I forgot that we were a Bible podcast and you said, Boles in your court, and I Googled basketball players. So that's what I'm ready to talk about today. Linda, you've done this every episode for

the past three and a half years. And good morning to you as well. My sweet love. What did you find under basketball players? Yeah, the other thing that I wanted to What did I break up is how? It's how my wife changed her name to Linda balls with a married you Yes, that was Unfortunate for you and an absolute blessing for me and it reminds me of Romans 828 And we know that for those who love God all things work together for good For those who are called according to his purpose. So Linda Stephanie, if I may, Stephanie Lister, now Linda Bals.

She, Stephanie Lister, Linda Bals, doesn't matter. I'm confused. I'm a friend of the show. Linda, what did you get for basketball players when you Googled it? Oh, excellent. Um, Stephen Curry. Steph Curry goes by James Harden, LeBron James, Chris Paul, Anthony Davis, Russell Westbook, just the jumble of current players. There's no order of reasoning. Kyle Irving, Devon Booker. Sometimes I'll have dreams and I'll say these aren't my dreams. These are Kingsley court strips and I don't know who he is. I don't know what he wants. But I'm having his dreams, which reminds me of Filipinos 2, 3, 4. Do nothing

from selfish ambition or conceit. Does that make sense? It can't be Filipinos. Just so you know, that's, that's not a book of the Bible. I, I, I'm wondering how to get back to what Filipians. No, no, no, no, those are women's reproductive tubes and this is not the show for that I'm wondering how to get back to what I was to what I had and I don't know if I ever will I look at myself in the mirror I say this is Kingsley court. Who is this man? What is this mustache? Well that reminds me of Piss Alms, 9418. When I thought my foot slips, your steadfast love, O Lord, help me up. So know that God is walking with you.

Even through your name change, even through your divorce, all things are possible with the Lord. Okay. And then I also received a letter from the IRS that I guess the show is in my name and I oh, I guess three years of back taxes. Is anyone who can help me with that or does anyone know what that's about? The taxes are placed upon your back for yours is the broadest and strongest and the burden of taxes should be yours in yours alone. And that sounds like a Stephanie lizard problem and I'm in the balls friend of the show. I've made a huge mistake. I. I've made a huge mistake. I know I've made a big mistake. I could just, I feel it.

I feel, I feel that this is one of those moments where you changed your name to Kingsley Court and up into your life. You're a wife, Lindsay, and now you're settled with a tax burden that you should not be responsible for. That's, it's one of those pivotal moments in everyone's life. Well, if I may, there's one more verse

that I'm dying to read that I think will help Summize it all up. This is from riddles for 2069 Happy April I'll give you $20 to believe it April fools everyone Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, are you okay? That would have been the greatest April fool's joke

of all time. I stuck the landing. And then I stuck my foot in my mouth at the land. Copy A.B.P.s. Uh, hopp re, the grand old hopp re house. It was like a gymnast doing a perfect flip and then landing on the mat, and right as they landed on the mat,

a horse kicks them at the slide. Wait, you know gymnast. I hated the one that happened in the 84 Olympics. It was so hard to watch. Yeah, I was on a bio-ool, got kicked in the spine by a horse and the crowd went wild. The horse wanted your size, you're that, for that kick. That horse is very strong. I'm in a good mood. I was in a bad mood. Oh, now I'm in a good mood.

You win. You win. Wait, why were you in a bad mood? Let's, let's revisit this. Yeah, literally everything. Okay, no, if we do, you ask me one single question, I'm sliding back. Let's move forward. It's like shoots and ladders. I think that that was a flawless April Fool's joke. Yes. I hope that people like this now wait. Now did we do an April was it 2020 that we did nip? Yes, there's 2020. I think 2020 was when we did like a Puzzbot game show or something. There's something where a Puzzbot came on and said Adel died and then a lot of people, too many people were like did, did that really die? Mm-hmm.

So I just mentioned this before, but there's no time that I, people want a joke about death less than April of 2020. Yes, in our defense, we recorded that in December of 2019. So, we baked on that one. We baked on that one really, pay it off for us. I don't think we did an April Fool's thing last year, did we?

I don't think we did. I don't think we did. And that was the joke. And that was, it's meadow. It's meadow. What are our thoughts and stances on April Fool's? I find the holiday to be exhausting. Hey, that.

Even though I just actively participated in it. You know, the thing about April Fools nowadays is like, I love a good prank. Like, I love a solid joke. I just don't think we, I think that for every like solid joke and prank, and what we do is bad. For every solid joke and prank that you get,

you get like 30 times more of like brands trying to be like cute. Yes. But my favorite part about April Fools, which is kind of relates to the adult being dead thing, is when people really just shoot themselves in the foot, like you don't have to participate. You could just go normal, like business has

normal at April Fools, but sometimes like big companies will like really fuck themselves over. And I guess that's kind of the point, like to generate PR buzz or like we're talking about it, but I just love the April Fools missteps. Those are fun to me. Always fun. Here's what I'll say.

The only off the top of my head, the only thing I can think that's funny to do on April Fools, is if you live with someone, whether it be a significant other, or just a roommate, or something, or a family member, take a box of cereal, maybe it's like honey nut Cheerios, take out the bag of honey nut Cheerios, put in like 10 Olive Garden Breadsticks,

seal back up the box, that's the only good April Fool's joke I can think of. Is it somebody who goes to pour their cereal and just 10 fucking breadsticks fall out into the world? You want to know why? That's a lateral move. I think you're not going up or down in the quality of food we're about to eat. And then you pop out of the couch and you scream when you're here, your family, that to me is a funny April Fool's joke

anything else seems exhausting and And ripe with like a conflict in terms of like you're declaring war on someone when you pull an April Fool's spring You want an April Fool's prank that works every single time Yes, you do the night of April Fool's you're going to bed with your significant other This only works unfortunately if you're in a relationship I guess I kind of work for roommates, but it's better if you're going to bed with your significant other. This only works unfortunately if you're in a relationship. I guess it kind of works for roommates, but it's better if you're in a relationship. What you do, you pee the bed that night,

but you know that you're gonna pee the bed. So then you wake up your significant other before the middle of the night and say, honey, don't be mad, don't be upset, you pee the bed. It's okay, we're gonna clean it up. You clean it all up, you don't ever tell anyone, and you just let them go the rest of their life thinking that they peed in the bed.

And that you are a nice person. That's fucking insane. No, it's an April Fool's joke. It's like a prank, it's a classic prank. You never tell anyone. There's no solos. Anyway, take it to your grave. That's only for them.

So April Fool's is in two days. So, and listeners, feel free to have at any of those April Fools pranks that we just provided. Aaron, do you have any good April Fools pranks? No, I'm still reeling from what JPC just said. I'm like, oh my God. I just have normal, classic prank. I don't understand. I don't understand why everyone seems to be with their face making it look like they're

mad at it. What I said was like a normal business as usual. Yeah, I think you're right. Go to the Olympics, dress it like a normal business as usual? Yeah, I think you're going to go to the Olympics, dress up like a horse. Wait for somebody to finish their floor routine, kick him in the spine. If you're truly an American and you love this country, you would dress up like a horse and sabotage athletes

from other countries at the end. All right, birch suggestion. Woo, my suggestion. It can be good. That's my favorite stealing, stealing an song. Oh my. Kicking in or spying. Are you gonna step like a horse?

We get a cartoon of a person wearing a horse costume, but it just says dress up like a horse, kick an athlete. Okay, I'm making it right now. Just like a horse, kick an athlete. Yeah, that's a big and rich. Country song. Big and rich.

What a phenomenal duo? Well speaking of Phenomenon duo, it's the three of us. Welcome to another episode of Hey Riddle Riddle. We're three friends and we try and solve puzzles, riddles, that all of the thinking problems. If this is your first episode, oh god, I'm sorry. Oh my god. Oh my god.

April Fool's is the wrong time to get into something for the first time. You know what I'm saying? Oh my god get out of here. Oh my god. What are you doing? Get out of our room. It sounds like Randy's Macho man Randy Savage is like a teenager. Oh my god Mom get out of my room and get into a Slim Jim ball get into a Slim Jim You're all my dad. So this is a riddle podcast and okay You're all my dad. So this is a riddle podcast and okay. Sometimes.

Yeah, sometimes little ass. Addle, Aaron and JPC, those are our names. You can read more about us. No, my name is Andrew Borges. What a move to change your name from Stephanie Lysard to Linda Balls. Yeah, another lateral move. If I'm the judge signing off on all this stuff. I see Stephanie lizard They delivered the balls and I say one to one five. Yeah, continue as you were

She would get into some riddles and puzzles dude. I'd love to I had abs a fucking lootly love to he's fucking with us today You're gonna move I completely loved him. He's fucking with us today. You're gonna move, pal. I don't like the mood. You're a real scary little scamp. Okay, here we're gonna go with some real fucking layups. Some real Steven Curry layups.

Aaron basketball, basketball on the brain, huh? Steph Curry, but his name is Steven. You cut yourself, it's Stefan. That's the name his mother game. Is it, is it, Stefan? Is it spelled S-T-E-P-H-E-N? S-T-E-P-H-E-N. Oh, it's Stefan Curry. Stefan.

Mm-hmm. Because that's also, was that, was that also be how you spell Steven? Um. S-T-E-P-H-E-N. Yeah. Or Steven with the A-N. No, I guess you can spell it.

It's just how you pronounce it. Uh, JPC D mind doing your Stefan impression Bill Hader from Wicked Update. Oh, do the voice. Yeah, the voice. I don't even remember. I used to love Sephon. Sephon was great. He was very funny. Yeah. Um, here we go. Here's our for this. This is gonna be. These are just easy as I'll get out. If you throw a blue stone into a red sea, what will it become? Moses. That's correct. A blue stone. Purple stone. Okay. All right. These are not bad guesses. They're just wrong.

Oh, is this is this like one of these like cheeky things where you like you put your hand on your under your chin and you'll leave it on the counter and you go lost. Yeah. Monkey. Stop looking at my bum, oh my god. Yes it is gone. That is a great answer. There's one that's a little more correct. If you throw a blue stone into the red sea, what will it become?

And just like base the most simplest, this is Occam's razor. The simplest answer is the right answer. Is it just gone? Lost gone. Wet? There's the cup wet. There's no, Is it just gone? Lost gone wet? There's no, it is wet. Water makes it wet. I do want to see a scene.

Already? Already. We're not prepared. We're still in the dress rehearsal. We're like running around backstage, grabbing props. Behind chef, behind. We can do this here. Water makes it wet.

Water makes it wet. I want to see a scene. JPC, you are Moses. You're kind of, you, you, you tried to part the Red Sea and it wouldn't part. So now you're just kind of skipping stones and you're just kind of, you're throwing yourself a little pity party. Aaron, you are one of the people that Moses was trying to lead across the sea. And you're coming over to comfort him even though he couldn't perform this miracle he said he could.

Stupid. Hey buddy. God damn shunny from your thoughts. What? What's it with the goddamn oh now now you're here. I'm sorry. Hold on. I'm sorry. Uh, uh, ah yes Kate Yes, hey Kate, uh, what if what a what a by flock one of the the people the that I'm leading out of Egypt? Yeah, what's a what how can how can Melored help you Kate how can the hero of the people help you Can I was this here to tissue? I can tell you've been crying. No, I was just um I had an onion

for lunch Because I was just, um, I had an onion for lunch, because I was so famished. Yeah. I was famished, because I'm basically what I'm doing now is I'm priming the sea to open. And so that's, you know, it takes a lot of time out of you. I had to have an onion on that. You really exerted yourself back there. It was just sort of screaming yelling like, please.

You know what it is? is I have it poop today hmm and it's I feel like it's throwing my whole day off because I'm a morning pooper hmm so and it's you know what it's what is it like 11 30 12 do we have that yet yeah it's midday yeah it's midday the sun's at the top of the top. So just full disclosure, some of the guys told me that you have a crush on me. And I just farted. What? Yeah. Did Ren K sitting in an arc?

Guys knocking off. He's having a really hard time. He really just embarrassed himself today. Rick, what a dick. I mean, he's a good guy, but he's kind of a dick. Yeah. I just wanted to tell you that I thought that was really, really cute that you have a crush on me.

I don't. Honestly, I'm into, I'm into chicks way hotter than what are you doing, Moses? What are you doing? Be careful. OK, he has an STD. I heard him talking about a burning bush. Rick, what are you doing? That's my best friend. What's he doing? I don't know. I don't get it. I don't get a relationship.

Um anyway, yeah. Um, Hey, are you gonna do the new Egypt later? What? I was just, huh? Okay, I'm so glad that you okay. Um, I was just gonna let you down easy, but I guess you didn't have a crush on me and there's a joke. I was just gonna let you down easy, but I guess you didn't have a crush on me and there's a joke Rather than me Most is I just wanted to tell you I know everyone's like really making fun of you Sure you will lose her saying see what he didn't do there

And I just saying that yeah got his intonation is perfect for like making that spread like fucking wildfire. Yeah But anyways, I just wanted to come over and tell you that I know that was embarrassing and I do feel sorry for you And I'm actually with Rick Oh, I'm a table cards on the table. Mm-hmm cool. I'm happy for Rick. He's such a good guy cards on the table I Can't actually speak to God I Was truly making that something would happen when I took everybody out here I know the Pharaoh is going to be pissed when we cut back. We have to go back. Yeah, we were all probably gonna get killed

Huh, yeah, um, I did I don't know I was like maybe if I could go here to the sea I can impress Kate and then like Kate won't be with Rick and like people will know who Moses is Can I see your staff really quick? I just want to try something. This is a snake. Okay Yeah, I put it in the freezer so it's a real stiff, but it's a snake. Let me give it a shot anyway Sure And March the Red Sea Do do do do if you'd like to make a miracle please hang up and try again. I guess I couldn't do it either

Air enough Moses See around pal. Guess we're kind of the same, huh Kate see I guess you would. Oh, no. We're eating the seed Okay, that's right. Oh, will you be an Egypt later? Yes, we all will Moses and of course Fools is a very religious day to my knowledge. So this all makes sense. Yeah, but it's the solstice. Yeah, it's the solstice. It's all the solstice.

It was, it fulfills us a pagan holiday that was co-opted. Let Jesus into your solstice. Here we go with another sample, little warm up riddle. What spring flowers can be found on people's faces? Oh what are those little bugs? Afants? Rosey cheeks. Oh, there it is. Two lips. Yep, there you go. Let's say it the full way. Two lips. There you go. Two lips. That's great. Here's another one. Daisy, eyebrows. No, there's no more. It is impossible for any man to survive longer than one week without drinking water. Yet Abdul managed to cross the desert in 10 days without drinking any water.

How is this possible? He's a camel. Abdul is the name of a camel. Wow. Oh, look at this, you're seeing. Uh-oh. Um, uh, JPC, you are walking through the desert with your camel, and you think like you're both thirsty, and then you realize that he can go like a lot the new without water. dying for a cigarette puts on sunglasses leather jacket. Here, have one of my cigarettes. I can't, I truly can't smoke another one, Joe. It's like water. It's like water. I'm so dehydrated that I feel like if I, I feel like I'm a mummy inside. I feel like if I smoke one of those, it's gonna push me right over the edge.

I'm gonna just, you know, bandage, are you not, are you not dying of thirst right now? No, my man, I could go another month. Wait a second. You know why? Because my humps, my humps, my? No, my man, I could go another month. Wait a second. You know why? Because my humps, my humps, my humps, my humps. Oh. Check them out. Okay, Joe. I'll level with you.

I'm dying. Yeah, oh you. I'm dying. Oh no. And you have two humps. Mm-hmm. Both of them are super full of water. Let me...

suck one of those humps dry You have the other hump you still have the other hump and so it will both be able to well both be able to cross the desert And let me buddy. Let me stop you right there once full of water and fat the other ones follow my camping gear Okay, and that's because you asked me to bring it Okay, well first of all I wasn't about to put it on top of you. I'd be insane to bring the camping gear. It's much more economical to fit it inside. That's why people buy a cocktail.

Sure, sure. Okay, okay, well here's the deal. I'm about, I want to say one hour away from dying up thirst in the desert. Ooh, then have a cigarette. No, Joe, no, listen. If I die here in the desert, you are a camel. Granted, you can talk or I'm hallucinating all of this, but there is no way that they are going to let a camel without a human into town, okay? They're going to see you and

they're going to tell you your camel has to turn around. You need me. I'm your ticket into town. Hmm, okay. So I'll give you some of my hump water if you give me 500 camel bucks. First of all, I earned those camel bucks fair and square by scratching off the little thing on the back of the packages. And if I get 1500 more camel bucks, I could get a jet ski. And I want one of those because now granted them them, they're gonna need a lot more water than we have to operate, but it's the dream. You know, I'm trying to keep the dream a lot.

So instead of getting water now, which will save your life literally, you're saving up for a jet ski. What are you gonna use the 500 Campbell bucks for? I'm a camel, I eat them. Oh, this is your food? Yes. Well, how long Oh, this is your food? Yes. Well, how long can you go without food?

20 minutes, 30 minutes. Ha ha. Hold on. God damn it. Joe, you've been eating our camel bucks. Yes. You've been snacking on these right out of my back buck. Yeah.

So now we've got no camel bucks. We don't have enough water to get through the desert. There's no way we're going to get to town and get to that cool strip club that we've been hearing about. Which the name of it was... Uh... Desert Humps. Pyramid, P-E-E-E-R. Sure. It's the only human and camel strip club at all of the desert.

We've been trying to go because it's your bachelor party. Uh-huh. Which, by the way, I- You talk about Megan so much. I've never met her Well she's Megan who lives in Canada. Yeah, Campbell's don't live in Canada Joe. Well, she lives in nobody believes I never say can I said she lives in Camelda All right Cardens on the table Joe house

Damn it I bust see oh that was delightful I hope that the only characters that I play this recording or in the desert and people who take cards on the table all right that's the name of the episode cards in the table here we go here's's the other one. This is a little more tricky. What do you bury when it's alive and dig up when it's dead?

What do you bury when it's alive and dig up when it's dead? Wow, pretty good answer, pretty good answer. A snitch. Secret, a snitch. These are all very fun. You bury when it's alive and dig up when it's dead. Correct Is it like a plant? I think it's a plate like a flower Aaron it is not like a plant. It is a plant. Yep Aaron. You're on fucking fire today I didn't mean to be but I didn't choose this way. No, it's not Aaron. Sorry. It's not a bad thing. No, I didn't choose this to chose me

It chose me. I don't know, it's fucking early for me. There's no reason I should be getting these. It is. It's not good, this is bad sign. This is my night right now. We're in it like noon, and this is my nighttime. I do want to see a scene. Aaron and JPC, you can be whatever plants you like,

but you are, we are at the funeral for a fellow plant. Got it. We are at the funeral for a fellow plant got it I had no idea that I Had no idea that lavender was from the desert There's such a long plan right to get down here. Yeah So sad, you know, so he's so young. Oh, yeah, I think I it was I just saw him, I want to say like in spring. Right? Yeah.

I thought I was like in spring he looked so healthy and so good. So good. He was like, doing all this stuff he loves, or at least like, I don't know the end of his life was really beautiful before that second. I heard it was not so beautiful. What did you read? I heard a cat duck in my. What? What did you read? I heard a cat duck in the mouth.

No! Yeah. Oh my god! That's a little bit murder. I do. I mean, is it murder because like there was no trial, so I think it's, you know, murder's legal definition. I think it's me too.

Me too. We are gathered here today to say goodbye to our friends, our son, our brother, Lavender, taken to early pluck before his time, and now a reading of the will. Oh, we are skipping right to it. That was, that was the surface. That was the Vitorial service. All those two lives. All of Lavender's photosensitists that he saved up over years and years. Oh my God. He is leaving to Furn. Furn, are you here?

Furn. Furn. Furn. I just shit. I just Googled it. Cats are allergic to Lavender. They can be sick. Oh my God, that's probably,

I'm going to a cat's funeral. No. Two days from now. Oh my God, I'm pretty good together. I'm here. I'm here. Oh my god. Yeah, okay. I'm here. Sorry Here's live in her's photosensitus. Am I saying that right photosynthesis synthesis Volopian Well, thank you so much here is that stuff. That's great. That's crazy. That's great. That's wow So I get the photo synthesis What a get what a get pretty cool. I'll just any money though. Sorry. Let's see what Rose gets Let's see what Rose gets. We're all reading the will. Let's see what Rose is rose here. Yeah

That's me for you lavender. We got to make this quick. I got a cat's funeral in a couple of days And it's on the other end of the desert. For you Lavender, left a poultry, some of $2.8 million. Oh my God! As well as Lavender's collection of lentemies and rare porches. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Is it possible there's a typo in there? Because I got photosynthesis, which I already have. Yeah, I'm about to see a plant have a mint life crisis up in here

We cut to a montage of a rose in like a sports car There's zooming up to divorces wife zooming away There's a the the the rose has a bunch of like petudias in the back The first car they're just blowing in the wind. We cut to the exterior of a bowling alley. It says rose bowl. The rose is bowling and it's just strike after strike after strike after strike. He loves it.

He's getting like hair plugs of like different pedals from other flowers. You see it's like one of those glass coffee tables with just lines of cocaine Putting all the cocaine up into his butt. We see roses getting a spray tan just turn We see several flowers around Rose and yet his his thorn is still limp it won't get hard We see we see do starts to scream down Roses pedals. It's clearly taking a turn. We see the Rose looking through the window seeing his family enjoy Christmas dinner with

their new staff dad. His prey to end dripping down him. Yeah, you see the roses on the side of the highway and the labor union is totaled and there's like a Toe truck driver or no, it's a tow truck being operated by Let's say a monster are they're like shaking their leaves. No We see Rose on a bridge in a vase with a hammer and he goes to raise the hammer to smash his own base And then he cuts back to the moment where he got all that money and that was just a vision that he had of what could become of his future.

So will you take this money in these cars? No. Huh? And I'm gonna get on a plane right now, get out of this fucking desert, fuck that cat's funeral, I'm gonna fly home to New Jersey and I'm gonna kiss my wife I'll take all the cars and the money rose. I must commend you you kind of told me everything you gave me all your Disclosures you kind of what's another term for that? You put all your

Ducks at a rose put all your ducks in a rose? That's what it is. Same. All right, well that's my favorite thing we've ever done. I've been waiting for you. I thought you were only doing scenes where you got to say, uh, all my cards on the table. Did you see what?

Yes, I did. I thought I was being prompted to do a rose pun. And I was like, is he going for ducks in a rose? I was like, that works. I guess. I don't know. I got my ducks in a rose. How will they fit? Surely it's due time to squeeze. I uh yeah maybe it's early for all of us because my uh my pun dart was fiery right there.

It's like surely this is the this is the dismount that we're all looking for and then kicking the back by a horse. Aaron I do love the, I'll take it all. It reminds me of one of my favorite movies is coming to America and there's the part where he gave what's her name, the $500,000 diamond earrings. And she takes them off in the subway and gives them back to him. And then there's an old lady on the subway who goes, if you're a real prince, I'll be your, I'll marry you.

And he gives her the half a million dollar earrings. Just because she asked for him. She was those who ask, fortune favors the bold. Yeah, right place, right time. That's like that. I'll have the cum sandwich lady. It's like, you see somebody need the cum sandwich. You order the cum sandwich.

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Oh, she's back, she's back. Hey, Aaron. Hey, Aaron. Can we go to grandma's house? Wait, I've been pranked. But how? I don't know. Hey Rick, don't break the door. Riddles. Riddles.

How are you thirsty for riddles? Yes, sorry. My friend and I were trapped in this desert. They're seafood riddles. This sucks because Adel was the one who was providing the riddles. Yeah. So like if he's dying of thirst for the riddles, it's like I don't know to tell you, man, I'm empty handed today. Oh, yeah.

What's that in the distance? Is that Liam and Noel Gallagher? It's a Mirage. Oh, yeah, that's the bed. Mirage. My bed. They're a cover band. Fuck me, huh? Yeah, I mean, I can't help you with Reynolds. I guess I can come up with a Patreon game real quick if that's something that you know. No, no, no. Welcome back to DPC's Patreon game. Coffee tables or coffee Grinders, we're not talking about coffee at all in this game. Wow actually that's I'm gonna write that down coffee tables or coffee grinders Nothing you cannot it can't it's cannot be done. I can make that into a game the grinders are turned Coffee tables are coffee grinders. Yep, sure Well, welcome back to Heyriderville In the second act I thought to do something, I don't think we've done in a little while.

Aaron, I believe this is something you enjoy because I think you might be the first one who brought it to the show, which is the only connect. Oh, yeah. The puzzles. I've been watching a ton of only connect lately. Well, then these should be absolute breeze for you. So what's going to happen is we have, for each puzzle,

we have four questions with four answers. And then there's sort of a meta puzzle off of the first puzzle where all four answers are gonna be under the same category or umbrella. Got it. So a metal puzzle. So this is gonna be, you know, it's like hard and malleable.

It's gonna be a puzzle that is and some sort of alloy I understand. I think you're just throwing up metal terms. So for example, Sake, let's do one very quickly. What was Iran called previously? What was Iran called pre-election? The first one was called Iran. It was known as Think of Rugs.

Think of Rugs. Persian. Yeah. Persian. Oh, yes. What is the nickname for the boxer, Manny Pacquiao, think of the first three that Earth is of his last name?

Pac-y. Pac-Man. Yep, there you go. Okay. These are, uh, complete the name of the famous fashion photographer, Blank Testino, or Blank, or the Hockey player Blank Lemue. Dino Testino. And which one describes an object moving faster than the sound?

Super Blank. Sonic. Yep, and then all of those answers are. Video games. video games, Persia's the hardest one in terms of its prints of, I was gonna say, I was like, I don't know a video you can call Persia. So that's how it works.

There's four little questions with four little answers, and then those little answers can bind to form a new puzzle that they have to solve. Well, I'll be honest, I hope none of these involve, what was it knowing a boxer or a hockey player? That's gonna be a real detriment to Aaron and our abilities in this game. Honestly, it's so funny that there's so many times

that I have no idea what the fuck they're talking about because it's so British. At least this is like stuff that is in the possibility of us being able to know it. Also, a couple people who are writers on OnlyConnect, like they actually write the questions, are listeners of our show. And I think, what? I'm not cool.

And I think they were inspired to take an improv class and link them based on Hey, Red, or Reddle. Wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm sorry. Only Connect is a show that is still airing new episodes. Yeah. Okay. In my mind, with this whole time, we've been talking about only Connect. I thought this was something like that was like from the 60s or something like that. That was it. Did it happen in the 60s as well? Or is it? No, I think it's like a brand new thing. Oh, it's 20 years old. Maybe less less. Well, writers of all and connects connect with us and and

Can we get a t-shirt and less unless you already have three years ago? Yeah, and we just have a good area. Alex. It's Alex who writes for only connect So cool. I had no idea. Yeah. Well, here we go. Let's go it off to the first one. Hopefully out's approves and out if you have your own That you went all right for us with that would be amazing, but also I don't want to ask them. Okay, never mind. Here we go We'll do this next time here. We go here's the first one question one Kevin Costner won his best director Oscar for dances with blank water rolls Wolves water roll no What do you see? Water roll to dance go What a world to dance? Go ask what a world to dance.

Number two, which organization was created by Robert Baden Powell in 1907? 1907 by Robert Baden Powell. And this is an organization? It's an organization with honor. Oh, Boy Scouts. That is the Boy Scouts. The Boy Scouts. In Spain and Italy, what has suits called swords, clubs, coins and cups?

In Spain and Italy, what has suits called swords, cups, coins and cups? Swords, clubs, coins and cups. Swords, clubs, coins, and cups. Swords, clubs, coins, and cups, is that, is this like a deck of cards? But this is- It is playing cards. Playing cards? Yep, so instead of the hearts, clubs, diamond spades, they have swords, cups, coins, and,

swords, clubs, coins, and cups, I can't say it. So it's wolves, boys, scouts, playing cards. Yep, and there's one more. Well, I have a question about this. Are there clubs, are the clubs the same? No clubs will ever be our clubs. Two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two But I don't know what a club is, but it's like, those three little bumpy things. And I just want to know if Italian clubs are the same icon. Is it the same icon?

Oh, I don't know. That was my question. And my second question is what is clubs? And then my third question is, who do I go to with these questions? I just have a bucket of questions, and I know it's not for you. I can clearly see. I can clearly see your, your, your banner says, town idiot.

So I don't want to, I don't want to bring you these clubs, but where do I put their? Idiot is spelled wrong on your banner. And I should know, I spelled it. I think I don't know if I told you guys, but my future mother-in-law came over and got Mexican and she kept, she called it guacamole. And so I couldn't stop saying guacamole and fijetes.

It's, it's, it's, it's now a new fun little thing in our household. Guacamole, the fijetes. Guacamole. What type of product does Marbrow make? Sigarettes. Okay, so you have your four answers, and then let me know what those four things have in common.

We got Boy Scouts, Water World, Sigarettes, and... Oh, pack! Yes, Aaron, these are all things that come in packs. I do want to see this thing. I do want to see you soon. Okay. Aaron and JPC, you are both wolves, and the leader of the pack has left everyone,

and you're both vying for who should be the new leader You're both kind of trying to plead your case got it Yeah, so I was thinking um actually no you got no Yeah, what were you guys thinking about what we should Kyle are you doing a voice? No, I'm not I'm actually like I definitely I have like a really low No, I'm not. I'm actually like I definitely I have like a really low Tambour to my voice um yeah, I was just saying I was just saying I was just saying not it You don't oh you don't want to be you want to be the alpha? No, I don't want to be in charge of like hunting missions or I don't Great boys are a one that you want you think would be good at it, who's maybe your friend who has a really deep voice.

Wait, before you answer that, Derek doesn't want to be leader, which makes him so cool. And stop. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Can I be honest with you guys? I'm like 70 hours into Elden Ring and I'm completely lost in it So that's what I kind of want my life to be about right now. Did you hear me being honest with us? No, promise is honesty and delivers look cards on the table We're a bunch of wolves of the desert. We all what was best for the pack. It's not me. It's not Derek, okay? It's so cool. No, it's not. No, I would think that's kind of testosterone on your body if you're that horny.

No, it's more boredom, honestly. It's not even, yeah, it's sad, really. Bored in morning, doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot. I don't know, I think maybe little piti's name should be thrown into the ring. I'm masturbated today too. Yeah sure, why don't we do PD the masturbator? Why am I the masturbator when I'm masturbated today? And you've masturbated three times.

I don't know, PD, glass houses. It doesn't matter, I mean, look, look. Where's the car? Let's go. Kyle died. Counted that like three years ago, yeah. That elk ate Kyle. A desert elk ate Kyle.

I'm real. It was unreal. Why don't we just let Little Peony be the new, the new, what do we call it, lead wolf? Elpa. Teen wolf. Elpa. Sure.

Can I use my real voice gives this hurt sure sure? Yeah I'm happy with this I'm fine with it Okay, I worked it out. I got the desert that I got cards on the table there. So I'm happy trying to make this show all about religion. Question one, who is Jesus' chief disciple? Little PD? Little PD? Well, actually. Hey, JPC, you're right. Yeah, I know.

I didn't know that. Uh, what's the name of this? I'm a little bit of a... I'm a little bit of a... I'm a little bit of a... I'm a little bit of a... I'm a little bit of a... I'm a little bit of a... Little PD or well actually a JPC your writer. Yeah, I know I didn't know that When using a walkie talk you didn't know that what kind of Catholic school did you go to none?

A mosque When using a walkie talkie. What is the term used to acknowledge a radio message? None sounds like he went to a convent Over over None, sounds like he went to a con bit. I can't think school. Um, um, over. Over. Uh, that's along the right lines. When using a walkie talkie, what is the term used to acknowledge a radio message? And this is usually repeated twice. Well, not usually, but sometimes you hear.

Roger. Yeah, there you go. Roger that. Which? Roger. Again, did not anticipate all this religious stuff. Which religious holiday often involves chocolate and brightly colored eggs? Oh, thanks, Gibbon.

Yep. Who played the female star of Dark Angel and the Fantastic Four, Blank Alba? Jessica. That would be Miss Jessica Alba. Great job. Oh, they're rabbits. Yes, Peter, Roger, Easter, Jessica,

these are all rabbits're rabbits. Yes, Peter, Roger, Easter, Jessica, these are all rabbits or rabbits. Peter, Jessica, okay, okay, Easter rabbit. That's not a specific rabbit, right? Is that an Easter thing? The Easter bunny. Okay, sure. What, there is a difference between... I'm winning.

...and rabbits in terms of size. What is your difference between bunnies and rabbits or bunnies? B-E-Rabits? A bunny rabbit is a rabbit, right? It's not a hair hair is different. Hair is different because they're huge. Yeah, and I think that they're yeah, exactly and they only and they only uh, fuck tortoises from what I know very quickly. And they're the only animal that fucks tortoises for pleasure. They're their own. Okay, now I got to see the sea. Oh, no.

Run! I'm running as fast as I can. I'm going to take a quick break because I feel like I'm very far away from JPC. You are a hair. You are dating a tortoise and you are introducing your tortoise to me who is your more conservative hair father. Okay, okay I'm a little nervous. Before we knock on the doors, there's anything you need to know, anything. I feel like I've covered all of my family bases, anything, anything, anything Eugene that I'm not, that I failed to tell you.

Um, I'm, I'm, I'll be there in a second. What'd you say? Eugene, Eugene, come on, come on. It's one step. It's one step I met the door yep just before we get before we go in there just you know I love you slow and steady pisses my dad off I love you slow and steady pisses my dad off. I love you too ding dong Hey, hello, what's going on daddy? Your photos your photos your photos your photos your photos how are you? All your questions put up scout here. This is Eugene my new. Oh, you're driver Usually they don't get out of the car

Hello Oh, you're a driver! Usually they don't get out of the car. Hello! Coming in for a hug! Whoa, what the fuck is this? This turtle's coming at me. I gotta think I don't know. Get the shell! Get the shell in! I'm getting hugged! That is Eugene. We're in love. We're gonna get married. I'm sorry. This is Eugene. This is your in love.

Hi. Hi. I'm Eugene. Can I juxtapose you over here, Peter? Yeah, what's up? What's going on there? Your whole job is to make me proud. I know, I know.

And have 5 million shows. I'm so sorry. But I became a lawyer. I became a lawyer. That's something. Okay. Come on, come on. Okay, fine. You, Eugene's high and also he's still coming from last night. See, yeah probably. I'm winning this episode I won I won the episode. Oh no, I forgot to mention that the dad lives in the desert and they were playing cards

Shit Go ahead and throw all of this Damn it. Oh, let's see here. All right, we got another one. Question one, a shark can smell blank up to three miles away. Blood. Nope, the answer is wise. Wendies.

Wendy's. I had to bite my tug to not say something I would regret as just a joke answer. Me? So I think God, well, does it start with a... Me, is it me? Uh, what's that? Let's not guess what it starts with.

I think I know what it is. Um, question number two, what is the official term for the belly button? Um, I found a button and it's not from a shirt. No, no, no, no, I found a button and it's not from a skirt. Ta-ta-ta-ta. It's not from a shirt. No, no, no, no, no, I found a button and it's not from a skirt Tata, tata, tata, I found a button. It's a part of me. It's a button in the middle of my tummy It's my belly button I know it's one of the patches of the art force It's easy to hear, it's my belly button and it's holding me together

Every day they ever say that same thing to the songs. You know that is it boo will not do. Neither will that per se, deep in. Okay, I'm sorry. Anytime someone says belly button, I have to sing the belly button song that has been banned from my house. I found a button in it's not my shirt. Is it?

Uh, is it? Uh, is it? Uh, is it? Is it? Is it the National Guard? It is very close. That is very close. That is very close. I'll never get this.

I think we got it. What if we called the belly button the National Guard? I found out that the National Guard is in a urn outie. I'm out of the National Guard. Oh, oh, oh, oh, is it, oh my God. Oh, it's a seal. It's a wet seal. It's a seal, seal team six. They got it. I don't know what the answer is.

I think JPC knows it, but he's damn. Of course. Fred Astaire. I only was dancing because I thought Aaron. I thought Aaron is a hint. There's also a term that that is this word is used in a term called blank gazing also a term that is this word is used in a term called blank gazing. Naval. Yeah, there you go. Number three, beginning with V, what is the third largest city in Spain? Well, we all know it's beginning with V, but in Spain, they pronounce as their V's as W's and their THS as S's. Looks back.

I don't know. What can I think this is also here's a hint for Maddle. This is also a December song. The title of a lens. Yep. There you go. Oh, is it my love, my love. You're drowning in the sea.

That's every does it. Is it the rake song? Is it July July? There's a son's and daughters. There goes when everybody else is on Lee's sleeping. I think my favorite is a 7% is a filamina

from that 2014 album. That's a good album. I couldn't look at Deep Cut. It's called the Mariner's Refinition. I don't know if most people have never heard of it, but it's my favorite is the Mariner's Refinition. It's kind of a B side. I think it's like a B side.

I think the December start of the band I've seen the most live. I think I've seen a live with love too. There's so fun live. And the owners revenge they do a whole thing where Chris Funk wears like a giant whale and like swallows the band. It's really, really fun. I highly recommend seeing them. I think I'm seeing them in Chicago in August or something that come into the Chicago theater. Can I call it? Yes, please. Not like in live in terms of I've seen a concert of theirs, but just run into live. I think it's got to be Fred Durst for me. It's just like maybe 12 times in my life. I'm a little bit of that guy.

Well, he helps with your yoga because he tells you to breathe in and breathe out. Yeah, he well, he also tells me to break shit. So I hope my yoga studio, a hefty sub, thanks to friends at best. Well, can I just say Fred Ders is a much better friend than my former friend, Zach Delarroca, because every time I was like, hey, take off your jacket and stay a while.

He'd be like, fuck you, I won't do what you told me. And I was like, Zach, for once in your life, could you not make this political? Well, I mean, you say that, but going out with Fred Ders is an absolute nightmare because we're just trying to have a good time and he's only in it for the nookie. Haha.

The what? The nookie. Uh. Uh. So, so, so, hey, hold on, Eric, would you like to play? Eric, I'm sorry. Eric, that is where I get you in the episode. I'm on the bench drinking some gateatorade having a little orange slice.

I don't need to be a part of everything on the show. I can sit out. So just a quick reminder, a shark can smell blood. Another word for the belly button, Wendy's, Spanish city starting with V. Viana. You're okay. JBC, please. You broke me.

Okay, so blood? Yeah. Nade okay. JBC please. You broke me. Okay, so, blood? Yeah. Navelle. Yeah. Yeah. City, starting with the Olympian. Yeah.

These are all oranges, Aaron. So just use that as a way to remember what the... You got it. Oh. I forgot the game. Fuck you, man. I forgot the game. I forgot the game, but I was just trying to be helpful.

Wow. What was the fourth one? The was just trying to be helpful. Wow. What was the fourth one? Uh, fourth one was complete the title of this old song, blank 16 and never been kissed. Sexy 16. Oh, no. It is sweet.

It had a type of orange, sweet orange. It has to be. Otherwise, this game is a liar. I feel like sweet is like an adjective that would describe it orange, sweet orange. It has to be. Otherwise, this game is a liar. I feel like sweet is like an adjective that would describe it orange, but I've never heard of a sweet orange, but maybe that's just what I think of as an orange. An orange is a sweet orange.

I do want to see you seeing a JPC and Aaron, you are a, you're on a date, you're a couple on a date. You're at one of those bars, it has a bunch of board games. Oh, and Aaron, every time you bring out a new game that you're excited to play GPC somehow kind of blows it or ruins the game Great Right, so I figured we'd start with guess who I love it here. I've been here a bunch of times

Cool, I think it's a pretty great spot, so it's cool. It's a great spot. Yeah, so let's start with Guess who? There's only three characters with beers. There's four characters with glasses. There's five characters with curly hair. So, you know, if you need, I've played Guess who a ton of times. So, if you need help picking, I know the one that's kind of the best, because he's kind of got all of the features in it,

so it's the best odds, basically, if you didn't help guessing your character. You know what, how about we play something else? I feel like you're maybe overthinking this. You would have been guessing Martin. I don't think so. Okay. Well, now if we did it now, I definitely wouldn't, you know? Yeah.

Well, okay, you would. It doesn't matter. We don't have to play guessing. I love this game though. If you did want to play guessing, I love this game. I'm gonna get I'm gonna get us another drink Oh here. Let me I have a drink for you here I can set this down if you don't mind moving those five things you have stacked on top of each other What is that that's on the table? Oh?

These five things, um, these are parking tickets. Oh, it says clubs diamonds cups and coins What are these some sort of playing? There's like a deck of These are parking tickets. Oh, it says clubs, diamonds, cups, and coins. What are these? Some sort of playing. There's like a deck of... Battleship? No. He know what?

I'll be right back. I gotta go get my manager. I guess we can do Battleship. You're gonna do... C17 through C19 is a pretty safe bet most people think, but honestly, that's the first place that I look. And then, of course, A1. I mean, double the corner. everybody puts it in the corner.

So, yeah, we can play battleship. I have all my guess is ready. Are you ready with your guesses? Or... Is there any game in this pile that you don't have all of your guess is ready and you haven't pre-planned what you're going to do? Um, in this pile?

One, two, three, four, three, four. No, not in this. Kind of be cards on the table. I was so nervous. So I was so nervous for this date that I, I, I like to prepare it in that helps call my anxiety and so I prepared by solving every board game in this bar. So I kind of know how to do it. Well now I feel bad.

In the bar. I wanted to impress And the bar. I wanted to impress you as well. I mean, it wasn't all just my anxiety. I also wanted to be a big shot because I don't my profile is not very impressive. No, well, parking tickets on the table. You were being so insufferable about these board games.

And I didn't realize it was because you were nervous. So I gave the waiter my number when you were in the bathroom. But now that I know what you were doing, I feel really bad. Can I be completely honest with you? If this is, it feels good to just kind of be this honest in the first day. I also gave the waiter my number as soon as I came in when I was waiting for you because in the cards of the table, I really just want to fuck the waiter. Hey everyone, here's your check

Just so you know I will be calling her but not you because you sir are standing On top of a cheesecake which means that you're in the Ducks in a rose that doesn't even make any sense Ducks in a rose let me get my ducks in a rose. Here we go. We're going to do one more of only Connect. I'll allow it. Thank you, judge. Number one, name Mike Wachowski's.

Wazowski's. Mike Wazowski's best friend in the film, Monsters Inc. It's all you. That is so. That is so. Number two, what Sesame Street character often finds himself covered in crumbs? Well, most of them, but cookie-mixers. Yeah, all of them, all of them. They're all little piggies.

Number three, in the film Avatar, named the indigenous race of beings from the planet Pandora. Well, what are they called? That would be the Navi. Navi. Thank you, nerd. Number four, named the cartoon character then includes name the cartoon characters that include Papa Clumsy and Brainy Smurfs yes, you have your four answers. What are they all having cumin? Smurfs Navi what if you cook your monster was the blue?

They're all blue Aaron oh, and it is this what the show, Bluey is about? This is what Bluey is about. This is also what the I-Full 65 song is about. Uh-huh. Okay, that makes sense. Mm-hmm. I do want to see. Is the character from Bluey actually blue? Is it a blue?

Yes, yeah, Bluey. Bluey and her dad are blue. And then the other two are brown, I think. Okay. I got blue in big. I gotta watch blue in big. I gotta watch blue. Yeah, it's, I love it so much.

I gotta have some kids in the go. Bless you, eh? Thank you, boys. Thank you, boys. And the mom of brown. I forget the mom's name. Aaron, if we say bless you, then we can't cut the sneeze. I know, but I just, I thought,

if you say bless you, you can cut the bless you and the sneeze. Keep it in sneeze Keep it in keep it in Casey that does not leave this episode We'll disclose your y'all we've been cutting coughs and sneezes as they come up that one's nay that one stage Because you can cut a sneeze you can cut a bless you fuck you fuck you Fuck all y'all Casey you too. You're not innocent in this. You could have typed bless you. You know what, yeah, fuck you guys. What were we talking about? We're gonna see one final scene.

Aaron, if you'll allow it. Yes, but only if that sneeze stays in. So based on the Sesame Street character, this often covering crumbs, Aaron, you are going to be Cookie Monster. And based on the answer were the meta answer, which was, they're all blue. Cookie Monster, you are super sad. JPC, you are another Sesame Street character.

Come to kind of cheer up Cookie Monster, who's like pretty bummed out, pretty blue. Um, you don't have to come over here to make me feel better. No, no, it's fine. Can we maybe open up the blinds a little bit in the apartment? No, it's a... Leave me be in my... Leave me be in my darkness. Oh, come on, cookie monster.

Let's... You have to, you have to at least acknowledge the day is happening. I mean, I'm a freaking vampire and I want to open the blinds. What is that? No, it's really embarrassing. I tried to be the alpha of a wolf pack and then they wouldn't let me. Oh, but look, we all have tough times. It was in front of the girl Kate that I like, it was so embarrassing.

It's always about the girl. I trust me. I could count on my left hand how many times it's been about the girl Big bird you don't need to do this Michelle Big bird you don't need to do this Rita Three oh, what are some other girls with my poop? Hey, it doesn't matter. It does. It's matter I'm kind of the boss to Sesame Street, so let me tell you, I think it's time that you get over it. Hey Cookie, it's me, Snuffle Apogas. Don't be sad. Brad, get it. It's kind of... It's a... It's a celebrity gay.

Seen. I know you were the count, but I called you Big Bird because I'm a dick. So much... So much misdirect in this episode. I was being... I was being Big Bird because I'm a dick. So much, so much misdirect in this episode. I was being, I was being Big Bird about the, Big Bird of the Vampire. Thank you for saying bless you, Casey, a little delayed. That's the internet.

Hey, we're a little practices the improv trait of, yes. No, that is actually, yes, no, that is actually, here's a bicycle. Why'd you hand me a bowl of soup grandpa? Speaking of bowl of soup bowling for soup Aaron is there any 1990s scawk cover bands you win a plug? Yes, and one of them is I don't know any But the thing I do want a plug is I watched the movie come on come on

Yeah, yeah, have you guys seen it? No, but I want to it I Know this sounds so crazy, but if I could if I could be in love with a movie like had to marry a movie It would be this movie it I like I don't know I did it's been like a decade since I've liked a movie as much as come on The movie her yeah liked a movie as much as Come on, Come on. The movie, her? Yeah, it was her. Yeah, I can't. That's one of my favorite movies.

I put that in my top 10 favorite movies, I'll put that. Her is so good. I wouldn't put it in my top 10, maybe my top 100. But the, Come on, Come on was my favorite walking Phoenix role of all time. My favorite, I don't want to spoil anything, but I just want you both to watch it so badly. And I also want to, and her too, all to watch it. badly and I also want to Inheritual to watch it also I'll watch it this weekend

Follows it com dnd on instagram and twitter We have recorded like 20 episodes this season and we recorded one that The yesterday that comes out sometime in the summer and I it's like one of my favorite things. I've ever Been a part of comedy wise. So please follow along and check it out. Aaron, have you seen any of Mike Mills' other movies? Yeah, like the beginners. Beginners, I was gonna say, I've seen beginners in 20th century women

and I think that those are both great. So, but I was looking and I was like, oh yeah, Mike Mills like makes one movie every five years. Yeah. That's not a, they're all good, but it's a long time to wait. And this one is my favorite of his. I'm sure you come out.

GPC, do you see anything? Do you see anything? Yeah, so I would like to see my plug time and I'd instead I would like to pitch some merch for our show and of course I'm pitching it to us. So this is nothing, but I would like to Hey,, we're gonna merge that says yes and fuck you. You're the craziest person I've ever met my whole fucking life Because I think that that's that's more ours dialed in

Yeah Adelaide you're the plug I want to plug my new rule just podcast balls in your court Please check that out the rate and review it wherever you find podcasts. I've heard good things. And I would also like to plug. I don't I've never played at JPC. If I buy a pickleball set, will you play pickleball with me in the summer? I will play pickle Rick with you. And that is not

negotiable. Fair enough. Fair enough. Have you have either you played pickleball? Now it's supposed to be like the new hot trend And I know a few friends who play it so I think I might buy a set and then Play in the park Adolf, I know anything about the new hot trend. You're gonna want to get in on it It's a new F2 a new NFT called pickleball. Um Aaron speaking of NFTs There's a new fucking trajectory for a planet that we know in love in our solar system that it's supposed to collide with Earth in the next, I don't know, 69 days.

Do you know what planet I'm talking about? Cupid! Hi forever. You pulled NFT new fucking trajectory up fast. I was surprised. It came from panic. panic Keep your hate, break the break your mind. Yeah. Anything? Is there anything? Oh, yeah, cut Aaron's sneeze, but leave everything else in.

I would love to cut. So I heard demanding the bless you that whole thing, but just cut the physical sneeze. Oh, leave my sneeze in earlier in the episode. So that way, that way people could hear what both sides of the story where there's a sneeze. I don't like that. I didn't get a bless you.

It's just what I was saying. I sneeze at the episode. Can keep this, keep this, this is the post-credit, and it's just me yelling about how I didn't get my bless you. Can you add me, every time someone sneezes, me saying sneezes, good bless you. sneezes, me every time someone sneezes, me saying sneezes. Good bless you. sneezes, sneezes Christ or something?

I would like to control the narrative. I'm gonna say bless you, give you a few takes and you're gonna add it immediately after all of JPC sneezes from now on, even in past episodes. Bless you. Bless you, my sweet friend. Bless you.

Bless you. Oh no, are you sick? Bless you. Oh no, are you sick? Here's some soup. Bless you. Bless you. Oh, no, are you sick? Bless you. Oh, no, are you sick? Here's some soup. Bless you. That one's not as nice as you think it is. I think it's pretty nice. Hey there, first and fools. If you like that, you are going to love this week's Patreon. This week, JPC eats his own head. Wait, that doesn't sound right. JPC eats his own. That's what it says. Let me look at the spreadsheet. JPC eats his own head. Huh, we recorded that? God, I have no memory of that. Well, I guess that's what it said. Okay, so this week on the Patreon, JPC eats

his own head. Okay, I guess you can listen to that at patreon.com slash Hey Riddle Riddle by joining the clue crew for $ dollars a month or the review crew for $8 a month and you also get access to Add free episodes of the eight dollars here eats his own head. That can't be right. Can that be right? All right, we'll see you there That was a hit down podcast That was a Hate Gum podcast.