Hey Riddle Riddle - #195: I Kept the Eggs

Episode Date: April 13, 2022

You can breath easy-Uncle Santa isn’t here this week. JPC presents us with a hypothetical about eggs and Erin has a meltdown in a CVS. Stick around for a ghost bird and a bunch of playing cards in a club. We also have visit by the great Sandy Weisz! We are so lucky! Starring: Adal Rifai John Patrick Coan Erin Keif Special Guest:Sandor Weisz Editing by:  Casey Toney Theme by:  Arne Parrott Logo by:  Emily Kardamis & Emmaline Morris Want more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon! Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & prints Want to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a head gum podcast. And the world's ain't right here But hey, we're gonna win the world We're gonna win the world But hey, we're gonna win the world But keep it your hate, we're gonna win the world Hello, gentlemen, welcome to my Habadashary Try on any hat you want Oh, okay, try on this one, now this one okay I'm bored. Ooh how stately you look. Ooh what a beautiful gentleman in such a magnificent hat. Oh which

which state? Oh you look like a true Delaware sir. Incredible. Fuck. Okay, let me check everyone. New York for sure. That hat was made for you. Yes, I'm gonna help you. I'm interested in that golden cowboy hat on the very tippity top shelf. Might I try that upon my head? That hat? The one up there? Yes. Oh wow, that hat wasn't there yesterday. Hmm, curious that that caught your eye. That's the riddle hat. Oh not interested. Oh no it's very cool. It has very interesting lore to it. Only the most worthy person. It's a real sword in the stone situation. We'll be able to put that hat in our head and pull it off. I don't know. I like to try it, wait, so if I just put it on, I'm not able to pull it off when I have to just

wear that hat for the rest of my life. Yes? Uh, no. How would I do that? Was that worth the risk? The people around the shop were about to sail the rumors they've heard about it. I've heard that it only appeared after solar eclipse. I heard it was forged in God's cave.

I heard it's biggest hat in the world. That's one person doing three voices. But it's all true. Oh, excuse me sir, sorry, sorry, second person. I don't want any trouble. Oh, it's fine. So the second person has three voices as well. Yeah, that gleaming sound, the glistening.

All right, I think I'm worthy and I think I will try it on. These two step up to the mirror. Each have convinced me. Step up to the three little part mirror. Okay. Stand on here and put the hat atop your head. Yeah! Oh, a horse appeared beneath him.

Ah. Whoa, is that part of the lore or is that something I could do? Yeah, both, I suppose. I've never seen anyone pull a hat off like that. The riddle hat looks incredible on you. That'll be $1,200. Hold on, hold on. Wait, wait, wait.

Come on, there's tags we're in Delaware. That seems like a fair price to me. Absolutely. Fair price, you have a uniform on you work here. Do we? Yes. And we work on commission in this month's been slow. Hold on, I can take that head off easily.

Wait a second, is this whole thing just a con to get me to buy a $1,200 hand? No. Bale, bale, bale. It's a con to get you to be on a riddle podcast. Is it working? I'm Erin Keefe. And the Happy Dash Reewalls fall down and the live audience appears.

And also a key. And also a key. Your other host, Adora Fie. Bess, you didn't know you were eating a pizza? Huh. And I'm JPC, the third and final host of the show. My sweet friends. Hello.

Hello, sweet friends. Hello. Hello sweet friend. I'll grab both of your hands and clasp them to my heart and say hello sweet friends. I want to apologize for our last recording. I was a big old grump. And you deserve better. And I was grumpy last time, but I woke up on the right side of the bed this morning. I'm happy to see my friends. I think you're both very sweet and so, so small. And I just love you so much and I'm gonna have a good attitude today. Aaron, we love you. Wow, I don't think you're a grumpy last time.

Aaron, apologies, except that I'm just so glad to hear that you said that you were grumpy because you woke up on the side of the bed. I thought it was the uncle's hand to think that maybe put you in the wrong mood. And I'm glad to hear that I had nothing to do with it. I'm going to wash my hands and be absorbed in the room. I feel like we are. Whoa, I need an imparting example of your apology. So now you're in a very sticky situation, don't you find yourself in that?

I do. And you know what? Maybe I'll just retaliate by playing Uncle Santa for this entire episode. How about that? Let's just say moving forward, if anyone ever appears to be grumpy on the Zoom, uh-huh. Everyone, the other two people have absolute free reign to play Uncle Santa. I don't know how punishment for the person being grumpy.

I don't know how you think something that brings me infinite joy is going to be a punishment for me. And I like how as adult friends we're thinking of ways to punish each other. That's kind of fun and cool. Well, we are adults of a certain age where we have to start thinking about punishment now because if we have children we're going to need to punish them and so you got to start getting these creative juices flowing again. We haven't punished something in far too long, I would say. Right. Yeah, we gotta to keep those muscles tight. Mm-hmm. What's up?

I've just been tightening my punishments. I'm just f**king having my boutiques. Actually, I actually did have something that I wanted to ask you to. Yeah, of course. It's not really a riddle, but it's a bit of a hypothetical situation. And it's a bit of a, what would you do in this situation? Okay. Like the TV show, I love it. So you got the grocery store, right? You have, let's say you drove and let's say you're putting

your groceries in your car. Now, your first dilemma, your cart, you have it next to your car. Do you just throw that cart anywhere in the fucking park? You'll just push it as far away from you as possible. Or do you take it back to the cart return? Who hurt you? You take it to the cart return, okay? That's my first psychopath test.

You would not get the second part of this if you just said you ditch the cart anywhere. That way it didn't say anything to do. But yeah, sometimes if it's cold enough, I will bring it back into the store. I don't want someone to have to come out in the cold and get it. So I do someone in high school

who used to do the cart return like job and they said it was their favorite part of the job because no one monitored how long it took them to do the cart return. So they would just go out and do the cart return. I was like, okay, I'm not gonna deprive someone of that fun. Do the cart return sounds like a dance in the 90s? I love this country.

So much of our jobs are killing time and trying to not be at our jobs. I love it here. I mean we do a podcast Which is a medium best enjoyed while killing job killing time at your fake jobs So that's killing jobs killing jobs. Oh, that's my next podcast. It's like an alt history It's a bill or I leave book He's ready got an idea. He's ready for content. Okay, so here's here's the actual test You go to put your cart return back.

And you cart back in the cart return. And in the cart return zone, you see. You saw baby goat. Oh, is it baby goat? And it's not a baby goat. Easy, that's you eat the goat. For sure you eat the goat. Hi, I'm the hill, there's a loony.

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You see two dozen, perfectly fine cage-free eggs sitting there. Yes. No one in sight, no one's running back to be like, my eggs, my eggs, I forgot my eggs. They're in the cart return. That's no man's land. Do you or do you not take the eggs? Were they in a bag or were they just in their little

care? No, no bag, just, just, but let's, to put this in context, it's a Costco that doesn't have bags. It's a place that there are no bags. Yeah. So it's, it's just your two dozen eggs and their little egg carrier. Yes. When you say take the eggs, do you mean you take them home with you or take them back inside? I mean, these are your eggs now. No. I don't want you. I've never taken them back. You take these eggs.

Oh, the part makes me cry the most. It's not eggs when they sing it, but. Yeah. I mean, take these and consume them. These are your eggs to eat. Here's what I say. Here's honest answer. I would spend eight to 12 hours trying to find the owners of the eggs. If I could not, I would take them home because eggs have their own wrappers and they're not just soft wrappers. They're hard wrappers. Yep. So it's not like anyone could like Taint the inside of the egg because as soon as you do the structural integrity of the shell breaks apart and you will know. Yeah, so I think Eggs are maybe the only food I think truly the only food I would ever take that was left in the cart like that. Okay. I don't want your eggs

I got these just for you, keep your eggs. That's gonna be my head all day. Check out, please go to Spotify and listen to 21 Chump Street. It is a phenomenal sort of 22 minute musical. Okay, so. And yes, I meant to say chump. Yes.

It is 21 Chump Street. It's great. So here's what's. Hey, as always, I am completely fucking lost. No. It is 21 chump street. It's great. So here's what's always I am completely fucking lost. No, this is great. So I my theory on people leaving stuff behind is I don't always think that you should. First of all, I would never take them and they would never be my eggs. That's not that's not the business. I will ever be our eggs. I got my own eggs, the minding my own business. But I think I'm just leaving it there and not even bringing it back into the store because I think they're most likely to just put that back on the shelf and wait for it maybe someone to come in. I think that someone's

going to remember they left their eggs in the first place they're going to check is the cart they brought back. So I think I'm just leaving it hoping for the best. Okay, so here's my issue. I actually don't think there's, I don't think there's a store in the country that would just take those eggs and put the back of the shelf. I think that they would throw them away. I think there's a mom and pop store that would,

but you chain would not. This is a chain. Let's, we'll call this one of this, a Costco. I think that they'll be like, we can't put these eggs back on the shelf. Like there's their charges. So why not leave them where someone will look first? Because here is my thing.

I don't think people are driving back to Costco because they forgot the eggs. Costco is the thing that you go for a ton of stuff. And I think that there are so many points of failure that like the people would not think, oh, cart, like I put left my eggs in my cart, they would think I left my eggs at the Costco. I should go back to the kitchen. Where in the cart were they? Where in the little front part? For the front part, the front part.

They know they're gonna check the cart first. That's the fan, that's like what I call the fanny pack of the cart. Because it sits right about your waist level and it's just a little pouch to put stuff in so I called the fanny pack. And I have walked back to Jewel, Osco, in at Chicago in the rain. It was like a 15, 20 minute walk from my house because I forgot like a $4 thing. It's the principle of it. It's also like a mental health thing where you're like, I actually am not going to be cheated out of this. When you feel like you've lost control and the train just won't come. Well, I don't know if

you leave something in the car. I don't know if you were cheated at. If you were, you think that your experience is the universal experience here. You think most people would go walk 15 minutes in the rain for $4? I think that a third of the population has a sort of like, the latest thing where you go, you know what? I live 16 minutes away from Costco. I'm just gonna drive back and see if my eggs are still in that cart.

If not, I'm gonna walk in and ask. I want my eggs. I need my eggs. I accidentally left a switch that I bought at Target in the cart and I just ordered one online. Could not be bothered. He doesn't say into me. What if you're like, I'm joking.

Well, I know, but I'm just saying that way of thinking is insane to me because even if it's something cheap, like what if, like you go home and you go, I was gonna make a frittata. Yeah. My frittata plans are completely dashed. I've done it before where I've got some food, like to go food, brought it home, opened it up

and it wasn't vegetarian. And I was just like, if it's a place that I can call, all I call and be like, hey, is there anything, can I get it taken off my bill or something? And if not, I just throw it away. Because the one thing I'm not gonna do is like drive 20 minutes there and then 20 minutes back. Like I'm not gonna add another 40,

my time is more valuable than me, like, correct, that's how I feel. If I notice it, if I pick up my food and I'm like, oh, let's just look at it right here. Oh, I'm in the parking lot. if I pick up my food and I'm like, oh, let's just look at it right here. Oh, I'm in the parking lot. Sure, I'll go back and I'm like, oh, actually this has meat in it, but honestly, any other context,

40 minutes out of my way, no fucking way. Anything under $20, I'm not going back for. Well, this is a perfect, I had a literal moment where I didn't, it was like, my time is not valuable, mother fuckers. I've got all day, this past Saturday, and I had a friend in town, and I was like, waste my time, mother fuckers. I've got all day, this past Saturday, and I had a friend in town,

and I was like, waste my time, I dare you. I gotta say, Aaron, this is the wrong choice. Immediately, friend in town, I know this is a friend, this is like a friend from high school, right? Yeah, I care about her so much. Wrong choice. No, great choice. She's supportive.

So, I go, there is this CVS that is kicking my fucking ass in LA. I said no one ever. I truly was like, I never had problems with CVSs in the past. I love you CVS, you're great. This CVS, this is the most errand story. This is the most errand story ever. I have waited in line for two hours.

I think this is a common problem with pharmacies right now. A lot of people have to wait and really, really long lines for their medicine. This place is also... They're short staffed. They have one person working. They're disorganized. I'm mad.

I walk in the door mad now, because I go like, I don't even need to ramp up to it. Let's just start mad. And I walk in on Saturday, and there's no line. And it looks like it's gonna be smooth sailing and I went, what the fuck is this gonna be?

Yeah. I smell despair in the air. You're like a pirate on the high seas. And I go up and I go to pay for my medicine. And one of my medicines that is normally like $15 is $180. And I go, If you're at us, you pay it and you say thank you.

Here's a $2 tip. And I said, what about my insurance? And they said, what insurance? And I go, the insurance card that's worked every time I've been in here. And they were like, oh, they're insurance, and they looked it up, took about 20 minutes. They said, they canceled it.

And I was like, why did they cancel it? I can see the little payment on my phone right here of me paying it just last week. The payment went through. Why would they be canceling my insurance? And they said, I don't know. And then I must have had such crazy eyes of what ones I get from my mom,

the sort of like fucking, whoa. And so, get out of my Honda board. Exactly, another employee came up to me and was like, I'll deal with this. And then, and then I sit down.

I just sit down in the middle of an aisle. It's the baby aisle. Well, any aisle that a grown woman is sitting down at the middle of is going to be the baby aisle. Exactly. And I'm just like pat like him on my phone. I call. I'm on hold for 20 minutes and then for 30 minutes, I am trying to talk to this man who is sweet but annoying for my insurance. Oh, well, what? What? Cheers are burning.

Yeah, hi. It was adult. And I had to sort of just beg him to just, I was like, do you understand that this is a little frustrating? Yeah. That's like half of the price of what I'm paying for insurance just for what one medicine. There's literally no reason why you this got canceled and you're like, yeah, I'm not seeing a reason why. And I go, well, will it happen again? And I go, because I actually could get pretty sick if I don't take this every day. I'm in dire straits here. You need to give

it to me today or tomorrow, I'm kind of fucked. And he was like, I don't know what to tell you. It's reinstated. I don't know what to tell you. And then I go back up, and then they're like, it's actually still canceled. And I was like, I got all day. All day. And there was another hour and a half on. You get prescription strength sweet tarts, is that right? Exactly, it's candy and I need it. It cheers me up, Adel, and that's important too.

But it was an hour and a half back and forth, ended up that they couldn't, it takes 40 hours to reinstate. I was like, but I need this medicine now, and they're like, oh my God. And then I eventually, the woman who was being so condescending to me, I went, what do you think I should do? What do you think I should do?

And she was like, oh, and then I, and I was being polite, but that was the one time I was like, oh, I think, and then I had to pay the money for it. And I kept my receipt, and now I have to call and sort of beg the insurance company to pay back my money. I was like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you can't, you can fuck me on eggs. You can't fuck me on medicine. Like I accept getting fucked in on it. It's also an illogical injustice. If there's gonna be an injustice, if I didn't pay something, you could throw me down the stairs. Do whatever.

But if I did everything right, and you're being addicted to me, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. And listeners, if you enjoyed what you hear, please check out the new book and play, the CVS monologues by Wendy Wasserstin. So anyway, I kept the eggs. I just took them home and they were my eggs now. Aaron, do you have some riddles for us?

Wait, I had a hypothetical. Here's my hypothetical. What would you do if your son was at home? He's crying all alone on the bathroom floor because he's hungry. What's the only way to feed him? See with a man for a little bit of money. Do it. If it's the only way, that's what I'm saying.

Oh, city high, city high. Aaron has, Aaron has laughed herself off camera. Aaron, I'm up it. About twice in episode, Aaron will laugh so hard that she unplugs every quarter. That's what just happened. That's what Casey calls his favorite moments. Better. Is that better?

Is that better? It's better. Yeah, so how long did I just talk for? I blacked out. Don't worry about it. Let's just do, let's at least do one rental and then we can take a break. Great. Great.

Sorry. That was from the CVS monologues and you were playing Maria CVS. And we're all excited to see you perform that live. I thought it was the CVS chumpologues. Is that what we said earlier? I don't remember. Is it chump something? Is that, what was the musical?

21 chump street. That's right. It's so good. Chump street. Never heard of it. Never heard. It's it's it's written by a lineman. Well Miranda and I were blessed for this American life. Lineman. Well, Miranda. Yep. Okay. A change. I man made a tires. Man made a tires. Are you telling me that

there's a man made a tires. I'm tired. Check out our Patreon Patreon.com slash a riddle, riddle. Okay. Okay. So these are from Basil B said that we can use their name. Basil B. Mm-hmm. That cute. Great. Very, very cute. Love that. So they have some warm-up riddles for us and they wrote us a really lovely email that I'll read to you after we record okay great Let's do this I've ahead I have feathers I fly although I don't breathe laugh or cry no limbs and I've got one bone I'm handheld, but I never am thrown bird ghost Okay, I would like to see a scene one bone. This got to be got to be a medical mark Okay, I would like to see a scene one bonus gotta be gotta be medical mark At all your ghost and a bird and JPC your man just trying to get to work getcha

We give it the office. We give it the office. Huh? We give it the office We give it the office. I'm sorry. Were you asking me for money? We give at the office. I'm sorry I thought you were asking me for for money and I was saying that we give at the office. What does that mean? So at the office we have like a collective plate and we kind of give um Oh so your corporation can write it off as a tax credit. Yeah, exactly. That sucks Not for the corporation. It's clock What could help your corporation killed me? Squawk chirp. How did the Mountain Dew Company kill you? I? Was a bird a falcon and one day I was thirsty as I'll get out and I went into a trash can and I saw something called

codred Codred a red beautiful liquid and I slept it down and exploded All right, let's see opening up my briefcase taking out a code red closing my briefcase I have a briefcase full of Mountain Dew. I do. Yeah, that's I work about you know You didn't think it was a thing what was I thing the briefcase of the that and do it side both Okay, I'm a bird on every label. We clearly have written not for avian consumption I'm not an avian. I'm a bird A avian is bird no avian avian is what board housewives sell door to door No, this is just a it's a broader encapsulation for bird

So you were warned not to drink the coke right. And you were warning, I didn't say that. So that's on you, it's not on the mountain doing it. You drink it, I wanna watch you take a sip. If it's so safe, take a sip. I didn't say it was safe. Ha ha ha. I said it's dangerous for birds.

It's even worse for people. Give a settlement to my family. My family. How much is this gonna cost? How much is this gonna cost me? Give a settlement? Do 10 worms. I will give your family this can of delicious Mountain Dew Code rut. Now. Deal.

Okay. Okay. All right, deal. A deal's a deal. Here you go. I like it. Drops right on the floor. I can't cure it.

Yeah, you're a ghost, huh? Oh, and P.S., I'm supposed to haunt you until you're dying day, but don't worry. That's next week. Okay, well, you're skateboarding in your dreams and you break your neck Sweet I'm skateboarding while awake, but I I'm skateboarding while I'm asleep and that skateboarding in your dreams and you break your neck I don't know how

I'm If I break my neck of the dream or if I break my neck cuz I'm skateboarding in real life all this late It doesn't matter. You can't stop it. You have to fall asleep at some time. The minute you do, you're gonna have to sleep at night. No, I don't. I'd pour extra night. Oh, one way out! No, the poison is already inside. Oh, it's a douff.

Wow. That was from Macbeth. Wow. Is that amazing? The birds you meet in heaven. That's amazing. Wow. Wow. That was from Macbeth. You know, sometimes when I was younger, I didn't understand Shakespeare when he's talking

about Mountain Dew and Code Red, but now as an adult, I kind of can, even though the language still doesn't make sense, the subtext is clear. He invented so many words. Didn't he? Yeah. Old, willing, Shakespeare. To us, it doesn't make sense, but to the grambling of Shakespeare's time, the common man. They were in way.

They were in way. John Lovitz, we have the gramblers. Absolutely. The same generation of gramblers. I love the new Macbeth, by the way, if people want to check it out. I bowed, I would never watch Macbeth ever again after I was on crew for it in college because I had to hear it probably like a hundred times And it's even harder for you because of all the rowing as well. Of course. Yes. Of course I had to row on stage No, I had to clean all the blood off of clothes after everyone else was allowed to go home

I was on costume crew and there were kids with their kids clothes were covered in blood and so I was like I'm never Watching Macbeth ever again, but I watched it and I loved it. Why were you cleaning the blood? What was Lady Macbeth doing? Out, out, I did the whole monologue every now and then. That would be so funny if they cast someone as Lady Macbeth and they're like, so you do all the laundry after the show It's like, but wait, and they're like, trust me, there's cameras hidden. They record your performance. They record every day. The Repetory Theater in St. Louis, I was a personal dresser for the actress Nancy Bell who played Lady McDuff.

And if she was like one of the lights of my life, she's like one of my favorite people I've ever met. And that was the most positive experience. She's like a great mentor to me. But I did have to clean blood off of clothes for three months in the winter. And I was like, why am I so depressed? It's so weird that I'm having a hard time getting out of bed in the morning. But Denzel Washington is just so good at doing things here. I was in a college production of Macbeth. I played caceness and I wore all leather and had two giant axes, which were very fun.

And the lead actor, the guy who was playing, so I'm sorry, this was not the, this is the second lead. He was Macduff, not Macbeth. He said Macbeth in the theater, which everyone was like, the button, everyone, you're supposed to say that Scottish play, if you don't know, because to say Macbeth is, is cursed and will bring great strife upon you. He said Macbeth, we all kind of laughed it off. Two weeks later during a dress rehearsal, he jumped off the stage during a fight scene and broke his leg to where he had to have like screws put in his bones.

Uh, he was able to still play the role, but it was very, very bad. And everyone was like the power of McBeth. That's rough. Yeah, pretty well. Uh, so, um, very good baseball player and could not play anymore. That's, I love that story. I don't feel sad. I've ahead I have others I yeah arrow.

Ziding in four separate halls we 50 nobles proud and tall. The royalty is what we be we are not ashamed to play with the. It's a fucking deck of cards Aaron. Yeah don't yell at me. I want to see a scene. Aaron, you are the Queen of Hearts. Thank you. JBC, you are the King of Clubs. And the two of you are kind of catching up at a reunion. Sure. Shall we dance? Yeah, yeah, we can dance sweetness. Can we get a bottle of Just something bubbly something with some color to it. Thank you so much. I got your kind of a dick. What's that? Nothing nothing. I just kind of a dick. I'm the king of the dicks. Oh, yeah. I can't believe you have a little more value than me You're looking good AF. What's been going on Pilates? What is this? You want to be in a video you You wanna be in a music video?

Damn, I've been missing you. I'm actually seeing someone. That's okay. I don't know why, if I don't give a shit. Hello, how's it going? I am A. When I joke her. This is him. This is your guy. Yeah. Do you mind if I juggle these bottles of vodka? Yeah, what's up player? Yeah, step step step into the rope step into the rope. Okay

Everybody calls me Big Tim I'm the king of the club Grab a stack of ones man have fun. Have fun. It's all paid in here. These are the aces or ones? Typically aces are what? 13? Yeah, I love this guy. No, he doesn't want aces to have more value than him.

So he makes them one in the club. Aces are one in here. Yeah, so he owns this club and... Wow. That's why I'm hosting the reunion. All the cards in here. I'm tight with I you know, I'm tight with all these cards I'm tight with all these cards. I grew up on a farm. I have to ask how many Ukers of land is this club? What's that? I love this I love this guy. Hey, you know what? Why don't you go see my friends spider

Solitaire he's in the corner. He hook you up with whatever you need a nightmare. Okay. Thank you. Yeah have a good time I sweetie. Oh, how dare you man. I'm happy Don't condosend to him. I'm happy. Yes. I'm happy to I'm happy for you God you just have this poll what is it free weights? What are you doing squats stop? I can't oh my god What is it zoom but is it bar? Don't pull me back in How do I get hot yoga? Okay, okay? I've been doing I've been walking briskly for 40 minutes a day What do you want from me? Oh my queen my make my queen my queen what do I want from you? It's not about what I want from you

What do you want from big 10 the king of the club? All right, what's it gonna take? I don't know, maybe I'll see you around. Maybe we'll be dealt in the same hand. Maybe we'll be black cat. Definitely see you around girl. And shuffle and shuffle. Shuffle. Oh the queen of diamonds girl, you looking good. See what is it? What do you do? That's my favorite scene. Oh my god, not it. What a fucking funny opener. Every time I'm shuffling. Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum happened to be. You know what I am, but your mind is in doubt. So think one last time and figure me out. Is it the answer to this riddle? Yeah, is the answer like a question or like a riddle? You got it. Is it? Did I really? Yeah, it's a riddle.

Wow. Wow, wow, wow. Is that what you were saying as well? Yeah, he said it was. I was riddled. I was thinking it was like the answer to something. Oh, answer was the answer. Okay, yeah, that one, I actually really liked that one. It's great. It's because I got it so fast. And for our podcast, it's kind of a aura boros.

Uh-huh. Right, I don't think we've ever had a riddle where the answer was riddle. This is a moment of dedication. Where's that champagne we bought episode one? Yeah, real quick, I do want to see you see it because I'll mention oraboras So addle we are gonna be playing oraboras We're you're gonna be playing oraboras Aaron and I are your roommates trying to get you to come out You just discovered that you can eat your own tail

And so we're all we're all snakes you just discovered you could eat your own tail. We're trying to get you out of the apartment Hey man the ubers here I'm gonna miss the party. Hey man, the Uber's here. Let's go, we're gonna miss the birthday party. I'm gonna stay here, go ahead, go ahead. Orro, no, I mean it's my turn. Oh, you're a mischievous man. We're gonna miss, we can, this is Kevin's party, we can't miss.

I just saw Kevin, I'm just tired. I'm gonna watch Felicity. Now I'm gonna watch Felicity, I heard she could sit by a bus. You're tired, we just did a pre-party bumper cocaine. What do you mean you're tired? You're just tired, you swanky. I just leave, just, I'm so, I'm just going to...

No, I don't buy that for a second, because you got to the part where she cut her hair and now it's unwatchable. Uh-huh. Okay, fine. You're not trying to watch Felicity. Fine, I want you to leave because I'm going to go into the dorm showers

and I'm going to eat my own tail. What? I found out I can eat my own tail. First of all. I want you to be locking yourself in the shower. Yeah. First of all, it's impossible. It's a myth.

People can't eat their own tails. All right, snakes can't eat their own tails. Oh my god, why are you showing us? Jesus Christ! I wasn't trying to get your sh- Oh, aw. I just barbed up the mouse I just ate. Show me how ate show me how

Show me how Michelle what are you doing? Kevin is annoying You don't want to eat your own tail. Yeah, it's all you're gonna do I won't get addicted to it. I'll do all do other stuff too like watch Felicity season three all you have to do is you know how when someone steps on us and we kind of coil up All you have to do is, you know how when someone steps on us and we kind of coil up, just kind of don't have someone step on you unless that's your thing, but kind of mentally, take yourself to a place where you're getting stepped on, you'll sort of coil up, you'll start to turn inward, and then your tail's right there,

and just swallow it down. Okay, if Michelle's doing it and Orra's doing it, then I guess, I guess Shawn's gonna give it a coil as well Here we go one two three And I do such a good job that I disappear

I spent my tail out. Oh my god Michelle's gone. I fucked Michelle. I did it. It feels amazing. She's on the other side. You went too far. Perfect. Let's go for a little break and then we'll do one more.

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That's why I got you. Oh yeah. I got that a lot. Hey Adel, hey, Aaron, I got a bone to pick with the two of you. Oh. Sure, yeah, I wore the skeleton outfit just because I figured this was coming. Happy Halloween a few months early. It's not yet done.

What is it? So you know how the two of you, I was like, guys, I am always so hungry for lunches and dinners and the like and you, jokers, told me, oh, JPC, it's okay, all you have to do is take some, you know, American paper currency, tape it to your front door, close the door, and then wait until someone brings you food. Well, I kept opening the door, and the money was gone. So I had to tape more money to my door. I think you're thinking, didn't work at all.

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Uh, yeah. You're not in trouble. I just need help. I'm, um, pranking Atal, and I'm setting up a whole website to prank him. Um, can I just need some advice? This podcast is sponsored by Squarespace. I'm not, I whole website to bring him. Okay. I just need some advice. This podcast is sponsored by Squarespace. I'm not mad at you. We're pranking app.

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I actually I want to prank JPC and I want to set up a whole website to prank him. Do you have any Thing that like is there like an online store like could set up on my website to sell product? Did you know that with Squarespace? You can have custom merch. You can easily sell custom merchant create passive income stream that engages your audience and scales your brand, design your products and production, and inventory and shipping are handled for you saving you time and money. What is happening? Okay. Um, wait, what's going on with Addle? Oh, nothing. Nothing. I'm just setting up a very normal Squarespace website, not a prank thing. No, he's gonna tune you.

And I'm gonna use Analytics. Use Insights to grow my business and learn where my site visits and sales are coming from. That's pretty cool. I'm gonna improve my website and build marketing strategy based on top keywords, our popular products and content on my prank website, the prank activity. Whoa, that's awesome, Aaron. I'm glad you're using Squarespace. Did you say what the website was for?

I can't remember what the website was for. Yeah, the website was for. Prank. With Squarespace. Yeah, with Squarespace. You can connect to your store to Vedent Third Party tools to extend the functionality of your website. Hey, JPC, hey, JPC. What's up, battle? I can't believe we pranked Aaron with our little boy Hey JPC, hey JPC.

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Oh, she's back, she's back. Hey, Aaron. Hey, Aaron. Can we go to grandma's house? Wait, I've been pranked. But how? I don't know. Hey,

Rick, Rick, and we're back from break. We have one more riddle from basil bee. Okay. Using this, the more you think. The more you use the more it drinks. Change its function, either end, to create, destroy and start again. Did a brain sell? Yeah.

Is it a butt? The more you use, the more it shrinks. Well, the way you think, my guy. I've been known. Beans, beans, and magical fruit. Okay. But you did say the more you use the more it shrinks because- Well, the way you think, my guy, but no. Beans, beans, and magical fruit. Okay, but you did say the more you use the more it shrinks, right? Oh, a pencil. Or a candle. You're on fire today. Did I get it?

It's a pencil. I'm impressed. Well done. Very nice. Eric, can I tell you something? What? I'm Bezelbeer. I wrote this email.

You did? I wrote this email. Yeah. No, you didn't. And I wrote the whole nice thing that? I wrote this email. Yeah. Is it true? And I wrote the whole nice thing that you were gonna say to us. No, that's so mean. I know I did it. I did it.

I did it. I had her believing though. She didn't believe that. I was basically- I was like that's so manipulative. It's such a nice email. You fucking weirdo. It's such a wild thing to do.

Wait, did you really do this? No. No, I did not, but I saw the look in Aaron's eyes where she believed me and I said, oh, bail, bail. Because that thing you did on my? No! No, I did not, but I saw the look in Aaron's eyes where she believed me and I said, oh, bail, bail! Because that thing you did on my, was it my, your birthday, someone's birthday, some episode, you were like, this is from John.

I've done it before, I've done it before, I've written riddles for the show and submitted them like they were a listener, but I've never done it. I've only done it when I was reading them. I've never done it as a fake person that Aaron read the email. That's insane. I will do that now.

If you read this email, if you saw what I saw, and you had written those nice things, you would think that you were a lunatic too. I'm going to see a scene. I'm going to do this. By the way, I want to vow right now that I am going to do this.

I will trick Aaron with this and I am going to do it. Never be comfortable again. Yeah. Okay, that's a pretty cruiser shit. I do want to see you seen. JPC, you are one of the founding fathers and you're kind of writing the Constitution

or some important document along the lines. Aaron, you are the pencil or pen or quill that's being used to write this document and you're kind of Giving some input some direction Okay, let's see constitution colonies united under one Central government let's get it going. Okay Hey Where what the heck hey? Thanks. I'm a feather. How much enough did I take out of my snuff box?

Before you dip me into that sweet little ink. I just want to make sure that you're You know what you're doing here. You're gonna make sure you know that you're you're writing that Think should change over time You're probably gonna say get rid of slaves right away. I don't think we should worry about this. This is just a constitution. My guess is this the last 20, maybe 25 years,

then people will kind of, you know, naturally kind of do it. Ooh, I've met a couple of men before. So my guess is maybe, okay. Even with all the amendments, they're gonna, they're gonna be hold it on tight. I was thinking I would keep it kind of broad, keep it kind of vague, and then people in the future could kind of interpret what I meant. I'm pretty sure they'd have the best will at hand. Will they? Will they?

This is just giving me pause, and I'm like trying not to get involved in the work But I did I've been like I've been the pen for a few composers and they've let me Give some input. I'm the one who did da da da da Unless that's a hundred years from now. No, I've heard about that. We cut to that moment. Okay, let's see here Boo boo boo boo boo. I think that's pretty good. Boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop! I think that's pretty good. Boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-boop-bo High on the hill top, there is a goat, lady who is the king. We're gonna be famous. We cut back, we cut back. Alright, well, here's what I got so far.

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Sandy, we only gave them such a little amount of food and water. Why don't we dig up into the sandbox? I gave them like a handful of cheesets and I'm sure those are gone by now. Oh no, I poured sand in his mouth. I thought he ate sand. Oh no, no. Yeah. Well, you know what?

We'll clear this up. We'll ask him. Let's just go to the river and then dig deep into the the silt of the river bed. It's sandbox. Yeah, Adela is trying to tell you there's sand everywhere. You don't need to stuff it into my mouth. It's fine. Oh, I'm good. Thanks for the cheese. That was great. How are you all? Welcome back to my sandbox. Okay. They really How are you all? Welcome back to my sandbox. Oh, wow. Wow. Okay.

They really took the power. It's going to be here. Really? What's been going on since the last time that we saw you? Well, I have been chugging along making puzzles. Most of the pandemic I had to stop doing, in fact, yeah, for most of the pandemic, I just stopped doing in-person events for obvious reasons, all of that fell away.

So I've been doing a lot of online team building games, like trivia games, online puzzle hunts for companies and stuff, which has been fun. So that's been like my business has been shifted entirely into doing virtual stuff. That's amazing. You had one of my early in the pandemic.

You had one of my favorite things, it's hard to say favorite things during the pandemic, but it was. It's one of the things that helped keep you sane, which was the Alinea puzzle hunt, which I was doing daily with my friend Brett Lyons, it was very fun. Yeah, that was a huge thing for me.

And it was also like, I heard from a lot of people that that kept them sane at the beginning of the pandemic. It was like April, May of 2020. Excuysedly done. Congratulations on that. Yeah, thank you. And you know, I've been doing a lot of things that are like that, but for private companies and then also like hour long trivia games. The craziest thing I did that was in person, someone hired me in that in summer of 2021, whenever a thing was blissful for a few months. To get things.

To run a bespoke escape game on a private jet. What? What? I know. It's as crazy as it sounds. Oh my God. How much details can you give us? How much details?

I don't come on. I can tell you, I can tell you a lot of it. I mean, the guy wanted to make a party for his friend. He had, has money and he decided to rent a jet, a private jet, and we flew from Chicago to New York, which is about an hour and a half to our flight. And he's like, I want a game for these like six people on the, for me and my five friends on the flight, theme to this guy's, you know, 50th birthday. That's incredible.

Were you on the plane? And I was in the plane. Wow. And so that was a little, and a little component waiting, 45 minutes later, and they opened it up, but I only have an hour of oxygen, please.

And like the overhead container. So I had never been on a private jet before. And it was exciting, although it is just, you know, you're on a plane. It's just all our, it must less room to move around. And then when we got there, I don't know if you know this about where private jets land in New York, but they land in Teterburg, which is in New Jersey. That's the most, I'm sorry, that is the most elitist sentence I've ever heard. I don't know if you know this about private planes. Come on, Sandy. Come on. I didn't say,

I don't know if we're you flying to. I'm covered in dirt right now for no reason at all. So no, I don't know where they fly into. So I didn't know this either. You can't fly a private jet into Manhattan. You fly it in Tederborough and then you, which is a new jersey and then you take a helicopter. And so this guy also rented a helicopter. So we got this helicopter tour. My God. Manhattan was amazing. Wow. Speed night.

And then it was very nice. And I'm saying this out loud. So more people hear that this is an option and throw money at me so I can do it. I think I think you're confused. I think you're confused by what tax bracket listeners are in. They are Baroque grad students who cry. I say, or listeners money. If they all put pool their money together, I can go on a private jet again.

We might have some helicopter pilots that was it, but it's less cool. For them, it's just work. Yeah, Gemma's a fighter to it. Is that close? It's very close. Yeah, I'll do it. I'll do an escape or mana on a spirit jet. That sounds fun.

Sandy, I have to ask out of curiosity, what was the food like on this private plane? It was Cheez-It's in Doritos. Of course. I don't know. Why would you think there'd be... You think there's like a full meal on a flight from New York to Chicago to New York?

Am I the only person here who's seen the movie's shopgirl with Steve Martin? Yes. Yes, I'm sorry. That it might be that I am positive. If I've seen it, it's been so long. The only person here who's seen the movie's shop girl with Steve Martin? Yes. Yes. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That it might be that I am following you.

If I've seen it, it's been so long. Sandy, my question is, if it wasn't a scape room, did they get out? Yeah, well, it was, and plummeted to their death. The challenge was to get into a lock suitcase and then inside that kid, inside a locked bag. And then they did and then the prize was basically like, the news about what they were gonna be doing in New York, which was going to a fancy dinner at Perse. Oh, Eric Repair.

No, it's Perse. Excuse me, did somebody call for it? Eric Repair? Oh my God, you're Eric so loud awake. Let me just rinse just read. I could have sworn. For good as the Eric repair the king of modern seafood. No, it's what's the guys name that fresh laundry guy. Oh, the king of modern seafood. But here's the cool thing. Shrip fall every world. Is that I got to go, so they were doing a thing

before dinner, so I got to go to per se and get the attention of the matredi who helped me set up the final puzzle at the dinner table, which involved a cryptex, which is like one of those things you see in National, what's in Dan Brown's movie? Dan Brown, David G good. Yeah, and then I made a little note that had a handwritten

note on it and the puzzle was to heat it up and there were these candles on the table and so they had to put the card on top of the candles and it's called the ink erased from the heat and maybe just a few marks. Anyway, that was exciting. That's amazing. I looked it up. LeBernadenne was what I was thinking. That's Eric Repair's place. We didn't really have time for it. I had another character prepared, which was French laundry. But we, Sandy, we have to get into some puzzles. I don't know. JBC, I was crying. My wife's on the room. My wife's on the room.

And what, you were really throwing everything at the wall. I don't know. I get to do these stames at this Italian laundry. Eric repair was very, very good. JBC, but... Sandy, do you have some puzzles for us, uh, uh, lowly non commercial flyers, uh, for, for today's, uh, podcast? I do have some puzzles for you. Wait, so puzzles per se, per se.

So the, the puzzle said I have today, uh, I don't have a name for it, but, uh, let me just describe it. I'll come back with one. I'm gonna give you two words. I'm gonna be a liter, a literative. And you're gonna have to change one of the words to something else in the same category to make a common phrase or, let's say, a or a name. So as an example, if I said walrus wrench to W's, you would change walrus.

You could change walrus to an animal or you could change a wrench to a tool. But in this case, you change walrus to another animal, which is a monkey. You got monkey wrench, which is a common wrench. Monkey wrench, a bunch of hot dogs. This is a nice, yeah, it makes sense. Okay, so let's get started. Let's say fat Friday. Fat Friday.

Fat Friday. Okay. Fat Friday. I'm going to change a Friday to another day of the week to make it Tuesday and say fat Tuesday. Fat Tuesday is correct. That Tuesday. Fat Tuesday. Nice. Okay. I was thinking Ruby Tuesdays. So I'm not good at this yet, but we'll see. Give me a time. We can say it's Italian laundry. Tormorlean Tuesdays,

JPC, and that's Ruby Tuesdays. That's Ruby. That's Ruby Tuesdays. Pink pages. Yellow pages. Tuesdays. Pink pages. Yellow pages. Yellow pages. Yellow pages. Boom. Tiger trot. Fox trot.

Fox trot. Fox trot is correct. There's another animal. I'm amazing. Let's stick with yellow. Yellow. Yacht. Yellow Yacht.

Yellow submarine. Yellow boat. Yellow submarine. Wow. Nice one. Wow, nice one. Champagne cello. Champagne cello. That's too much cello. Yeah, it is Champagne Flute is called.

And actually the cello needs to come from that region of France, otherwise it's a base. It's just a base. No's it's just a big violin. Yeah, yeah, it's it's Vogue Verde Okay, this is where I Vogue Verde Okay Verde Vogue Verde

Vogue Verde Vogue magazine and they, Vogue, there they, Vogue magazine, the magazine. Which word do you think you're gonna change? There I hope it's there. I think you're changing, I think you're changing, there they. salsa, salsa, there they. You're changing Vogue?

Okay, so, so, uh, Vogue, salsa, there they. Vogue is a dance, Vogue is a dance. Oh, dance, yes, yes, yes. I got it. Um, how about Buffalo, Boron, uh, yes, yes, I got it How about Buffalo Boron

Buffalo Borat My scat Nice us bronze element Yes, Buffalo changed Buffalo wings Buffalo helium Hold on hold on I'm doing it. I'm doing it. That is a dead style. No, no, you don't.

You don't want to add a flow. On an adult because I want to know what he thinks wings are on the piano. He's a staple adult. Yeah, it's W.I. Did you go to some like, did you go to some like Buffalo Wild Wings sponsored state school that was like provided?

I, here's what I'll say for myself. To stick up for only me. I went to a state school Yes, and I will say we were taught the Bibble which is similar to the Bible, but the angels the angels were named boron helium I cannot believe the bullet I got you guys I thought I said Buffalo helium and I was like that dead stops coming I said Buffalo helium and I was like that dead stops coming right at me Wait, so is boron the thing that gets changed Buffalo Boots yes, so I guess it's thing that gets changed. So Buffalo wings Buffalo It's not a gas but more on is it might be gas, but the answer is not a gas

It's okay. It does it is another. A full nickel. A full nickel. This is a dragon collect as a kid. That's wild. Yep. Um, how about Hock Hood? Hock Hood. Hock Hood. Which is my least favorite, Jeremy Renter character. Hock is changing. Yes. Hock Hood. Eagle Hood.

Uh, Crow Hood. Very good. Very good. Yes, I could eagle hood Oh Robin Hood I had to say turkey hood twice, but it helps me But it got me there it listened to the jar. Yeah, I could men in flights How about this Katan cereal Katan cereal cereal about this? Katan cereal. Katan cereal. Serial changes. No. Katan changes. No. They both change. No. No. I changed. It changed me. The riddle changes me. I become a better person. Um, um, Katan wheat. Katon. Cause you need wheat to play Katon. So this Katon played mango.

Mango. Oh, a mango cereal. That would be, hmm, bad. Ha ha ha. Pick cereal. I have to imagine of changing Katon cause I can't think of any phrases that start with Katon. Yeah, so maybe I should change the clue

to Candy Land cereal. Candy Land cereal? Oh, so sellers of Katon. So this is a, yeah, pretty pretty princess cereal. Candy Land cereal is Oh, so sellers of coutons. So this is a pretty pretty pretty princess cereal. Candyland cereal is better because it's monopoly cereal, life cereal, life cereal. Nice, life cereal. You only think my kids to eat in the morning.

Yeah, cereal. Yeah, the only game that reward you for having tons of children. You're not letting them eat that fun cereal? You're not having the one that's like Reese's, like the Oreos. They think that's the fun one. They don't know about the other stuff. We don't know that part of that.

Yeah. I won't tell them. No. Arabic America. Arabic America. Okay. Sharia law. Sadie got a big politics, said.

Let's see. This is my Sharia in law. It's my, uh, I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm Sandy got a break politics, Ed. See, this is my Sharia in law. It's my wife's sister. Is it Arabic America?

Yeah, it's about America. Is this an airline? Is there like a, No, not yet. Uh, like America. America, no, no, air, Swedish America or something like that,

that is an airline. Like Virgin America, no. Do, wait, does America change it no air like Swedish America or something like that that is an airline like virgin America No, do wait does America change no? Arabic changes Arabic changes, so it's another language Well, we know that Gary Larson wrote that famous comic strip far see So it's another language plus America America French America war French America war Man makes it kind of America close America. French America. War. It's the Spanish America War, French America War. America. Man.

Mexican America. Oh, Latin America. Latin America. Latin America. Latin America. Latin America. Latin America. Latin America. Latin America.

Latin America. Latin America. Latin America. Latin America. Latin America. Latin America. Latin America. Latin America.

Latin America. Latin America. Latin America. Latin America. Latin America. Latin America. That's what I'm saying. I don't know any of it. Sturkus just so everyone's clear is poop it is what are the oldie lot of words I know. How about this one? Limberger Larson. Limberger Larson. Uh, Brelarson. Oh nice. Wow, airing up that quick. I love cheese. Uh, I love cheese.

Do you like Brelarson? I mean, nothing to say about her. I like Brelarson. I thought she gonna say about her. I like Brelarsen. I thought she was right in the movie short term 12. Yeah, and I also like baked brief. Oh, baked brief. I think I like baked brief better than I like Brelarsen. I'm sorry.

I mean, me too. Up until she bought NFTs, yeah. Yeah, right. Oh, right. Yeah, her internet presence is a little, ooh. Yeah. Yeah. All right, is a little, ooh. Yeah. Yeah. All right, how about this one?

Pool Phoenix. Pool Phoenix. River Phoenix. River Phoenix. Well, that was fast. Washington Williams. Washington Williams. Washington Williams.

Washington changes and it's another president. It is not another president. State. Washington Williams. Washington. Alabama Williams. Florida Williams. changes and it's another president. It is not another press state. Washington, Washington, Washington, Alabama Williams, Florida Williams,

Texas Williams, Tennessee Williams, Tennessee Williams, Tennessee Williams, Tennessee Williams, Tennessee Williams, Tennessee Williams, Tennessee Williams, Tennessee Williams,

Tennessee Williams, Tennessee Williams, Tennessee Williams, Tennessee Williams, Tennessee Williams, Tennessee Williams, Tennessee Williams, Tennessee Williams, Tennessee Williams, Tennessee Williams, Tennessee Williams, Tennessee Williams, Tennessee Williams, Tennessee Williams, I don't know what to tell you I can't fix a new Hampshire Williams You got any airings around here. I'm even fed and of course the hamster Williams

That's something I can do Of course the hamster Williams is John Irving's nickname that's a joke for five people in the list of shak All right a couple more. Yeah, let's see we can do two more all right two more seat skirt Seat skirt skirt steakat skirt, skirt steak. Seat skirt. Seat skirt. It's skirt, change it up. Skirt, pincil skirt.

Table, okay. Table skirt? Seat dress. Isn't a table skirt something? It is. Yeah, it is something, but that's not what I was talking about. It was to cover up the legs of a table

so men get a warning. We skirt stays. The word skirt stays. No. Oh. What was it? The word skirt stays. No. Oh. What was it? Seat skirt. Seat.

So instead of a skirt, seat belt, seat belt, seat belt. You got it. I belt. Wow, that's good. That's good. I'm gonna say that was seat suspenders because that sounds more fun to me.

Yeah. It was more like a belt. Yeah, seat suspenders. And finally, Maria Macy's. That's my favorite. Maria CVS. Yes, yes. I had a moment where I was like, wait a second.

Was that, is Maria CVS a real thing? Or is that something that other things is on the podcast? Hey, now, hey, now, this is my feed. I think about Maria CVS in that riddle four times a day. I think it was the best moment of the last decade of my life. I'm not even kidding.

Erin, somewhere out there, she's looking up at the same moon, she's thinking of you too. I don't like it. The band. That in when my narcissistic ass was the answer to the riddle that you made. Yes. Well, not even.

Just your ass, your whole being was the answer. Yeah, The ass felt at the most. Yeah, I'm sure. Sandy, thank you so much. And where can people find you? What, what do you got going on? What, what can people get excited about? Well, those are three different questions. Sure. It's one of them. Well, it's here the best one. I'm on Twitter at PZLR, and I post puzzles there every weekday, at least. New small bite kinds of puzzles. You can think about for a few minutes and answer and then move on with your day. I'm on Instagram at Mystery League and I post there occasionally.

But most importantly is I have a new publication and newsletter called signals that you can sign up for for free or you can sign up for as a paid member and get exclusive stuff like a patreon and that's five bucks a month and That's at signals dot fun That's the URL you can go to to find all that good stuff Okay, cool. Well, that's all sounds amazing. Yeah. Thank you Everyone you go to signals dot fun and Sandy you go back in this riverbed I believe you don't know where your home is. We're sorry. We keep doing this, but let's pour some sand You in a month or so

Well, don't kink shame. I'm not sorry. Not a riverbed. It would be a river shifur robe Reverse engineer. Oh yeah Bye Aaron anything to plug? I'd say check out sitcom D&D. I'd also say follow Hey Riddle Riddle on Instagram and Twitter at Hey Riddle Riddle because we have maybe some live show announcements

rolling in over the next few months. Maybe I'm just talking hypothetically because I'm so weird. Look, I think we can say that there will be some live shows in 2022. Yeah, maybe like nothing wrong with that. Like, yeah, you in different parts of the country. So I'd say maybe just follow us. It's a good time to follow us on Instagram and Twitter.

So check that out at Hey, Riddle, Riddle. Addle, what about you got anything to plug, big dog? Uh, big dog wolf, wolf. Um, I guess I would just plug. If you can't hang with me, uh, stay on the porch. Yeah. Mine big thing. That's my big thing.

Uh, do you see anything to plug? Uh, again, big talk t-shirts. Uh, if you could find them by them, uh, they're still good. They're stay age well. Uh, I also plug the t-shirt section, uh, a selection of calls. If there's a calls, uh, in your local area, you can pick up a mountain doomy t-shirt section a selection of calls. If there's a calls in your local area, you can pick up a Mountain Doomie t-shirt or whatever they have nowadays.

Definitely check out your t-shirt selection at charity for calls. Mountain Doomie, and you know what, I've been loving, I've been, normally I think it's absolute dog shit, but I've been loving some of the stuff we do at the Patreon nowadays. So check out our Patreon Patreon.com slash Hey, Riddle, Riddle and Aaron.

Mm-hmm. My dear. Yes. Do you want to take us out? I know that we didn't get a lot in this episode, so do you want to take us out with one final little riddle? Yes. What is Jupiter?

I think this is another one where the answer's in the riddle. Yeah. What is it? It's what? Yeah, I think. Is it one where the answer's in the riddle. Yeah. What is it? It's what? Yeah, I think it is. Is it bifurms? Mm-hmm. You nailed it.

You nailed it. You got it. Ah, okay. You're so smart. Hey there, Buckeyes and Bengals! If you like that, you are going to love this week's Patreon. It's another state series, and this time we are going to Ohio. You can listen to that plus our entire backcom log by going to patreon.com, such a rental rental, and joining the clue crew for $5 a a month or the review crew for $8 a month.

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