Hey Riddle Riddle - #197: Leprechaun Lingerie w/ Jeffrey Cranor

Episode Date: April 27, 2022

You've got a Golden Ticket and the grand prize is a brand new episode of this podcast! And Jeffrey Cranor is back with a little game called Super Musical Groups. All that plus an historic meet-cute, a stereotypical bar, and a store with some interesting clientele.  Check out Jeffrey's other work and his horror podcast AND don't forget to buy his damn book!  Starring: Adal Rifai John Patrick Coan Erin Keif Special Guest Jeffrey Cranor Editing by:  Casey Toney Theme by:  Arne Parrott Logo by:  Emily Kardamis & Emmaline Morris Want more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon! Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & prints Want to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Uh, my name's Veruke Salt, and I'm the one wearing a fur coat. Wow, okay, yeah, there's only, there's no other kids here. Oh, I'm still here, sir. Oh, my name's chip dangerously. Oh, because I chewed my food wrong. Oh, I mean, I'm sorry, but you get the fucking factory. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no you're bleeding again your opening came in way too hot you did a summer soul and you're just scraped up all down the side you need a moment to collect yourself before you name the head of the factory darling that's why I'm getting rid of the factory is because I am constantly up to all kinds of physical shenanigans that are rooting my body so thank you so much for his

murder um a little girl and just got back from the HR others. There was no one there and just cobwebs. Office and cobwebs weirdly works. It's applause. It weirdly works. I, I just, you don't keep going. No, I don't. I'm an overlupe. But I was self-conscious about the one song. Did you two was more than anyone ever expected another way?

Wait, wait, are we late? My name's Charlie Bucket, and this is my grandpa's also a con man. We got a golden ticket, and we want to take a tour of the factory. My name's Slippet Jimmy. This little boy's got me a grandpa. Huh, and you were in bed for 20 years, and the only reason you got out of bed is the promise of chocolate. I was in bed or call Saul. I was a big character. Bob Odincrick? I'm looking for the door to get out of this opening. I can't.

Oh my god, all the walls, it just walls, there's no door out. Welcome to Severance, my name is Adolfi. I'm GPC. And I'm Erin Kay. And we have a special okay. Erin Kay. A little severance Like a perfume One of our all-time favorite people back one of our all-time favorite guests back

I believe this is his third appearance. I believe Think that's right. Yeah, yeah, which is second only to Janet Morpher self-Janet Farney Please welcome back to the show Creator of welcome tonight fail and many other wonderful things. And currently several books that I've read or am reading, Mr. Jeff Recreiner. Pfft. Woo.

Oh. Oh, wow. Woo. Oh, wow. Feels good to be back on a live stage again. Yep. I'm sorry that we can show up to where we told you. Thank you for meeting us at that address.

I'm sorry we're at home on Zoom. The acoustics there are great though. So it's for recording. It's going to be really, really great. It's going to be awesome. Jeffrey, are you as a writer and a creator of wonderful, weird things? Are you watching Severance? Are you a fan of Severance?

I have not started watching Severance yet. I have only heard about it in the last week. And I feel like I should get on this thing. I'm behind on all of the shows I should be watching. It's way up your alley. I think you would really love it. Yeah, Aaron recommended to me I started watching it and as I was watching I was like I think Jeffrey would would love this. I have you know one of my favorite things are things that I like so I will recommend you. Well I think you will like it. And I've, I've kept, I've had this, I've had this happen multiple times,

multiple times in the last few days, where I've put something on, watched 10 minutes, 20 minutes an hour of it, hated it, hated every part of it, and thought, Aaron did recommend Severance. I could watch that. That's something that she really enjoyed and she said it was good.

And then I'll put on some other piece of crap and get like 40 minutes into it and be like, what am I doing? Why don't I still have it started to sever it's yet? Let me in, buddy. I need to. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do.

I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. Jeffrey, it's so funny and fun to see you. It's so funny. For so many reasons. It was just fun and funny because it's also funny because you were one of the last people I saw in real life before the world shut down. You were at our New York live show in February of 2020

and then everything broke. It got broken in the world. My bad. Yeah. I'm gonna take responsibility. Yeah. The thing was you, but wait a minute. The world is kind of a lot like nightveiled now. Almost like someone was authoring our very demise, dude.

Oh, I'm sorry for sending us through the wrong sliding door. I just wanted an official apology. Thank you so much. Okay. Jeffrey, have you been doing, you've mentioned, I think the first time you were on your relationship with riddles and puzzles during the last two years. Have you, I assume you're still doing the last two years, have you,

I assume you're still doing the daily crossword, have you been doing any sort of games or puzzles or have you done any in-person escape rooms or anything? I have not done any in-person puzzling. I still do the New York Times. I will tell you that in 2020, my goal is, my goal in 2020 was to solve the New York Times Crossword every single day. You know, on the day and get my streak up to 365 days.

And I got to 343 and I forgot a Monday puzzle, which I had done a few years earlier, but that only happened at like 250. So I took all of last year off. Like I didn't do a single New York Times card. That's what I was so about. You broke your own heart. You broke your own heart. I pretended to be mad at the New York Times,

but really I was mad at myself. Should have been. But yeah, so now I'm back on my streak again, so I'm whatever, 100 days into the new year. I'm back on my New York Times streak and I've been very much enjoying Whartle and all of its many derivatives. Wardle might be my favorite. Which one's that? I've seen I've seen you post about Wardle and I looked into it

and I said, oh this is not for me. This is for this is for how do we say the smart people. So wait, it's word world. The world. It gives you just an outline of a country or territory somewhere in the world. And you have six guesses to figure out which country it is. Holy shit. And what it does when you get it wrong. So let's say it, you know, gives you the shape of Spain. You didn't, but you're like, I don't know, Kazakhstan. And it'll say, no, you've got to go 4,000 miles west of here. Okay. So you keep working on that. Yeah.

I did it one time. I saw Jeffrey Post about it on Twitter and I said, this looks interesting. I love all these wordled games, so I'll give it a try. And every time I guess, I did not get it right. But every time I guessed, the whatever distance thing got closer. So I counted that as a win. Because I was like, I'm not so stupid that I don't know what east is I'm getting closer to this. I don't know what country or territory or like city this is and I'll never get it

But I was pretty pleased with myself for that. There's I can't even find it So we're all we're all playing it in a little different skill The first role of fight club is you have to be able to find Fight Club. Yeah, that's fine. I'm smart enough to do that. Can't even find the website. No, I love it. Oh my gosh.

It's good. It's fine. It's Norville. She's spelling world WRLD. Where's the... There's also another game that Joseph had pointed me to that's Icelandic wordle. And the thing is, it's, I went through about 40, 45 iterations because it won't let you proceed with the word you guess unless it's an actual word. And trying to generate just a five letter word in Icelandic without knowing the language

at all. BG at NoR That's that's so entertaining It's just a game of could I make up an Icelandic word that's real that's really fun the answer is no Well, I think Seagora made a whole career off of that. I should have tried Seagora. Maybe that's a real word The one the one variant that I've been very much enjoying is the quartle. Yes. The four four wertles at once. Look, the wortle, it wasn't cut in it for me anymore.

It's very fun, it's very addicting, but you get it right most of the time. Ooh, that quartle. Oh, I love that quartle. Give me that quartle every day. The music was. I can't find that either. I forget the name of it, but there's one where it's like it plays you the first second of a song, and it keeps giving you another second or two and

to you know, it's really fun. But it's a name of it. Hmm. Cool. Hurdle. That's what the GAR. Yes. D.

L. Fantastic. Thank you. Um, well, Jeffrey, did you, did you come in with a few little toys, a few little games for us a little freaks? I did. And uh, speaking of music, uh, I did a I did have a little musical word play quiz for you guys. Yes, ma'am. Oh.

So, let me try and lay this out. I feel like this is going to be very similar to games I've heard you guys play on the show before, so I don't think this will be brand new, but I will give you an explanation. Okay. You can tell me if it doesn't make sense, but I'm just calling this super musical groups. So what I'm going to is I'm gonna describe to you a musical supergroup made up of two different bands or singers.

These groups don't exist. I wish they did, like theory of infinite possible universes maybe they would, but in this game, what I'll do is I'm gonna describe a supergroup to you and you're gonna tell me their name, which should be simple because the name of each fictional musical group is just a mashup of both artists names connected by a common syllable. So an example of one of these like super group mashups might be the Barry White stripes

or Tupac Shakortney love or Tame Impala Abdul. You get the idea, right? We're connecting. Sort of devastated that these don't exist, but. Yes. Those last three were real, so it makes me think like, are they all gonna be real? What's going on?

Dolly Partt Uncle Cracker, I don't know. There's gonna be really nice possibilities. Are you Partt Uncle Cracker? I'm sorry, I didn't write that one out. So I'm gonna give you guys some clues and see how I don't have any clue how easy this will be. So we'll just go with it and roll. Does this all make sense?

It makes sense. Now you're talking to three people who couldn't find World Old on their phones. So thank you for including yourself in that with me. It was just me, but you're nice. All right. Well, here's the first clue. So one love for this merger of hip hop and classic rock going their own way with their number one hit. don't stop thinking about the thrift shop. Uh, Mac and Laura and don't stop thinking about tomorrow. Who is it? Who does that?

Is that like, like, glass daily dander or something? No, no, no, that's um, it's old. It's old. It's not, um, is it three dogs? Oh, sticks. Stick. No, no, it's not. It's not sticks.

Uh, well, but we definitely got the Mackelmore. So maybe maybe it was so think of beginning of Maclemore is Maclemore second Jeffrey is it Fleetwood Maclemore? Fleetwood Maclemore that works. Yes, Fleetwood Maclemore and Ryan Lewis and Ryan Lewis return up Maclemore. Oh my god. Poppin. Great jobs. People always forget about Ryan Lewis, but there would be no Michael Lewis. Ryan Lewis by your way. I was also surprised to learn when I looked this up earlier that don't stop thinking about tomorrow as Fleetwood Mac. Yeah, it seems like a kind of off-brand stuff. It's like Oreo Speedwagon or something.

Yeah. Well, apparently they did sing that and they sang it with Rat Mac and more. So let's go into the second one here. This Supergroup features two huge solo artists who will no doubt cause Fenway Park to sing along to their big hit. Hollabat girl, you'll be a woman soon. Gwen Stefani and... Um.

Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, you'll be a... Neil Diamond? Gwen Stefani, he's a Red Sacks. Neil Dime, Neil Dime, Neil Dime. He's a Red Sacks. Gwen Stefani, Neil Dime and. Yes. Yes. Good love, that can't say. I can't say.

I couldn't say. I couldn't say. I couldn't say. So good. So good. So good. So good. So good.

So good. So good. So good. So good. So good. So good. So good. So good. So good. So good. So good. I never heard that either. That's crazy. I went and saw him, I think I told this before, but I went and saw him at the United Center and he was great, but he opened and closed with, um, sweet Caroline.

Sweet Caroline. Which I was like, that's amazing. I was like, that's exhausting. Like, you have so many songs. There are so many bands that I wish were self-aware enough to do that. Like, when we saw Aqua, which was the best night of my life, they didn't do Barbie Girl twice. And I went, if you're Aqua, you should sing Barbie girl twice at your concert. Is Elvis Costello Jewish?

Cause if he is, he's got to be pissed off. I don't think he's like, he's like, that guy's the Jewish Elvis. What about me? Jeff Liver. I mean, truly Bob Dylan, Jimmy Piver, I mean truly by doing G.B. this, I'm probably different. All right, here's your third one. We don't need another hero, but whoa, this band was on fire with people who like private dancing in the dark.

So excuse me, watch her. Okay, is that? Wait, dancing in the darkest Bruce brings Dean right and then I think yeah we don't answer Tina Turner. Tina Turner Bruce brings to you. It all works. Tina Turner is straight bad. Oh that's not bad. That's bad. That's bad. What could be wrong? She did sing we didn't we don't need another hero in private dancer, yes. Tina Turner.

Tina Turner is correct, but Bruce Springsteen is not correct. Can we hear the question again? We don't need another hero, but whoa, this band was on fire with people who like private dancing in the dark. The order of the slew is not a suggestion of the order of the dancer. Bruce Springsteen or Turner. Yeah. Bruce Springsteen or Turner. the board of the answer. Bruce Springsteiner Turner. Yeah. Bruce Springsteiner Turner.

Tina Turner the boss. I want to see she wants you to come back into the office. I want to see a scene. This will be Jeffrey and Aaron. You are co-workers. It's a Friday. It's almost five o'clock. JPC, you are also one of the co-workers,

and you are swinging by their cubicles to let them know that you have tickets to see what sounds like Bruce Springsteen, but it's clearly some sort of like cover band or knockoff Bruce Springsteen, and you're trying to get them pumped to go with you. Hey Larry, we're going to have 5 p.m. quitting time. Yeah Larry, we were just talking about how we're gonna pop over to Happy Hour if you wanna join us. Sure, sure, that sounds fun, but you guys wanna know what would be really fun? Like, staying all night at Happy Hour, maybe going to karaoke after? Yeah, karaoke would be fun, yeah.

Oh, damn, I love you, I love the energy. No, what if I told you guys that two of my best buds will not talk to me anymore, and I have two. That sounds great. I have two open tickets tonight to see the one, the only, the legendary, the boss man. The two of us. The two of us?

Yeah. The, the, the, the the the the boss man boss man First spring spring sting right oh, yeah, I mean don't make me say it because you're saying it Yeah, Dan you're you're giving him the benefit of the doubt again Larry you do this a lot and then we end up at really shitty places I want you to specifically tell us the exact name of the artist you're going to see tonight. Okay, even better, why don't I tell you this? He's playing a stadium.

Would any normal Tom Dicker Harry just be playing a stadium show? That's right. This is a stadium. There are. I believe me. Artists to God bleachers there. Okay, this is a person playing a high school. I'm sold, this sounds really good. I think it's not about the deer and the old ones. No, dad, he had a perfect plan. Larry, what's one of

the songs that this artist sings? Oh, what's one of the songs they does, he doesn't sing. Let's talk, I mean, let's talk about all the greats. At first of the songs he does it sing? Let's talk about all the greats. First of all, he does play covers as well. So you don't have to worry about that. There's gonna be something for everyone. Keep belief her, Dan. I was very concerned. She's a peep.

There's gonna be a little something for everyone. This is where... Come on, what's you hang up? My hang up is that you made us see bands that don't really exist. We saw the screech boys with you, one of the worst nights of my life. Okay, I'm glad I asked you. First of all, it would have been good if Dustin Diamond didn't have a head cold, he would have been there, and then it would have been fine.

Yeah. What about that time of chickie to see Lit Misskitt? Yeah, that was terrible. We were in that cracker, Merrill, and I had the guy take us in the back, and he showed us the Lit Misskitt. That was a bad night. We all got arrested. How could it be bad? We were in that cracker, Merrill, and I had the guy take us in the back and he showed us the lit biscuit That was a bad night. We all got arrested. How can it be bad? So we're going to see the bozeman at a stadium that has bleachers. Maybe at a high school What is this? I can't tell you can I be honest with you?

It's Bruce it's Bernstein in concert with The Wee Street Bam. Oh, I heard that Benny Joel is opening for them. Dan gets me. You two are on your own. I'm going to have you. Dan, good night. Welcome to Son of High School. It's nice to be here. Oh, I'm hearing a lot of booze. And I know that those booze are in fact actual booze because

I am not who you think I am. I'm Bruce friends man and this is the we Street man two three four five six seven in a house I was born in a hospital Just as good I think that's good Jeff press halfway through the scene I realized that you and I went to go see Bruce brings me we did I'm going through the scene, I realized that you and I would to go see Bruce Springsy. We did. It felt like 40, it feels like 40 years ago, but it was probably 2019. We saw him on Broadway.

Yeah. We did see him on the Broadway show, which was fantastic. You invited me, like you, you messaged me like a couple weeks before and like, hey, I'm going to this. Absolutely. Because you could not get a ticket for that. Yeah. Yeah. And I think you said you're like, I'm, hey, I'm going to this, absolutely. Cause you could not get a ticket for that. And that was so good. Yeah, and I think you said you're like,

I'm not, I don't know much about Bruce, or I don't know if you were a fan or anything, but I thought it was pretty good. I thought it was fantastic. I knew maybe like, I knew maybe like five of his songs. Yeah. But yeah, it was, it was wonderful. I think he's such a, he's such a great performer,

such a great storyteller. And I just felt, yeah, super lucky to be able to see him in like a 1,200 seat theater and stuff, like a high school gymnasium, like everybody else. That's that. That's really fucking cool. There's one of my favorite parts that I remember was he was talking about, he said something about New Jersey

where he was like, you know, I was born in New Jersey and a small town in New Jersey. And I spent 35 years, 40 years singing about leaving town And I now live three miles from my childhood home and as he said New Jersey somebody screamed and he goes What is that screaming for New Jersey? He's like I invented that before I came along people who lived in Jersey Fucking hated it He's like I invented Jersey pride. I was like, that's very funny. And true. Yeah, that's true.

That's true, true. I feel like a lot of people I meet that are from New Jersey are proud to be from Bruce Springsteen. They don't even say New Jersey. Yeah, you know, you say it anywhere. Yeah, fantastic. I'm from Springsteed.

Jim is from, she lived in New Jersey for a while. I've still, I've never been. It's one of the states I'm sad to say I haven't been there. Is there a springfield in New Jersey? I'm sure there's a springfield. Probably. Every state. Yeah, there should be a springfield everywhere. But I think it is a town named Springfield in New Jersey. They should change their name to Springsteen. I'm sure there is some down named after him or high school.

They should change it to Rick Springfield. Yes. There you go. Finally some good ideas. Jeffrey, can we please have some more please? Yes, absolutely. All right, here's another clue for you. So respect for this Southern Fried Rock Band full of simple men, fronted by a soul legend and their hit song.

We're going riding on the free bird of love. Aretha Frank Leonard's Ginnard? Wow, that's Ginnard. Well, that's it. Nice. Right on. You're fast. So, um, this 80s throwback band has a license to chill after tearing it up on SNL with

their song, nothing compares to you getting out of my dreams. So, Shenato Conner. And in my car. Shenato Conner. You're saying that good out of my dreams. Was that Rick Astley? Noner. He's saying that good, I don't mind. Was that Rick Astley? No. It sounds like Rick Astley, but it's not.

It's not. It's like a license to chill. Not Beastie, boy. So we got Shenato Conner. Yeah, right. But we don't know where it fits the end. Oh, I got it. Shenato Conner.

I'm gonna give you up. No. Can I get Rick Roled in person? Yep. It fits Conner gonna give you up. Never mind. Can I get record in person? Yep. In person to record. Over Zoom. Pickle record. Um, oh my god.

I feel like we've said the name of this person. Is it not like a... It's not the car. No, it's not the car. Is it any money? Shenato Conner, Eddie, Eddie. Ah, my, my, my, my. I might not be helpful here.

Biliotian. Biliotian. Eric. Oh, Bili Billy ocean's good Shenato con Billy ocean Nate oh, Shenato Conner. Mm-hmm. Yes nice What was the what was the other Billy ocean song that it was my mom's ringtone like all during high school now?

I can't fucking that's hilarious. Okay. Caribbean Queen. Caribbean Queen Okay Caribbean Queen Caribbean Queen Yeah, oh god, you guys have to be making that up. I'm so sorry that is far too silly I always mixed him up with Michael McDonald like there's something about the voice. Oh my god through me. Yeah, totally like Yeah, it's the exact same cadence the same thing you guys are just sleepwalking and falling down the stairs that's what that sound is. here and let us have this please. I'm sorry, but it does sound like that.

there are people... there are people that uh... listed in this podcast who are bored like 2007 and they're like what the fuck is it? I don't have any of these words. Billy Ocean, did they mean to say Billy Eilish? Yeah, Frank Ocean. Yeah, that's what kids say. You don't get kids. Yeah, kids are all talking about.

Billy Ocean is Frank's dead. Frank Ocean. Billy Eilish, that's all they're talking about. Kids these days. That's it, that's TikTok just filled with Frank Ocean. Billy Eilish. Really? Yup.

All right, let's get you another one here. Nothing but a good time and flower power from this pop folk hair metal band who's saying every rose has its thorn, but I got you, babe. Sonny and share Sonny and share. She's Sonny and Sharon roses with the guns. Sunny and Sharon's right or share. I got you, baby, just share. No, it's sunny.

It's sunny and share. Okay. Guns and roses and Sunday and share. Yeah. Wait, can you read it again, Jeffrey? Because guns roses might be wrong, right? Yeah, so nothing but a good time and flower power from this pop folk hair metal band who sang every rose has its thorn. Oh, that's what I got you, babe.

That's poison. Poison. Uh, sunny and share. Poison, sunny and share. Poison. Pony and share. Poison, sunny and share. Poison. Poisonian share. Poisonian share. Poisonian share. Poisonian share.

Oh, God. Poisonian share. I'd like to see you seen. Aaron, you are share. Jeffrey, you are sunny. And this is, this is the first time that you two actually met, but you didn't start dating. You would later meet again and start dating, but this is the first like meet cute, but it kind of went, it kind of went wrong at certain places.

Oh, you are way shorter than me. Sorry, that is, I just, wow, I haven't seen someone so small and so long. You're way taller and meaner than I am. Ha ha. Interesting, interesting. You know, I bet later people will get confused as to whether or not we're siblings or dating. Donnie and Marie and us have a sort of similar vibe, where you're not sure if they're sexual tension

or sibling tension. Well, I found this Instagram account where you can check and see if they are siblings or dating It's a fun game to play. It's usually very disturbing I've found all of those wrong. Yeah, yeah, definitely I'm sorry. Are you two are you two staying in the hotel? Yes. I'm sorry about the line. I can check you in over here. Is this ooh? They told us never to assume. Is this one room, two rooms, one bed, two beds?

Yeah, what do we look like to you? Ooh, two rooms. Two rooms, one bed. Ha ha ha. Two rooms, all of our rooms are two rooms because the bathroom is a separate room. Yeah, it's the 60s. It's the 60s today.

50, it's the 60s. It's the 60s today. 50. It's the 60s. Today is the 60s. I'm looking at a watch and it is the 60s. And it'll be 73 tomorrow. So if you're going about the times, okay. So two rooms, one bed, is this, oh, with it. Here's a good question.

Here's a good question, John. Is this a special occasion? Are we celebrating a special occasion like a birthday and anniversary? Yeah, a parent's birthday. Okay, are the parents still with us? Or why are the parents? You're the parents.

You're the parents! Perfect,... children. You know, every sweet animal is a child to each and every one of us. Okay, just so you know, we have a no-sweet animal. We're gonna get you fired if you can't guess what our relationship to each other is. Sure! Okay, let's just do it! Let's just do it! We'll look at the toes. Sorry to come down to the front desk, but Yoko and I are in the suite, and we're protesting the war,

and we'd love some more room service. The last room service was cold. You're early, we're in the 60s right now. You gotta go, you're in at least the mid 70s, late 60s. That'd be right, and protesting the war. Which war? No, let me guess. Well, what I do is... Going up, I thought when I was like a kid, I thought Sonny and Sherry brother and sister.

Wow. Because I got, I got them confused. Jeffrey, that, uh, that Instagram account is buck, fucking wild. I've never got one right. Is this modern people or is this celebrity? It's modern people and you have to guess whether they're called siblings are dating and I guarantee you every time it should be one thing it's the other and it is really upsetting how many people are with people who have the same face as them. Is it just creeps out like people in public like

they just take a picture of a couple's no it's photos. It's people who get post for something but it is there's people who get posts for something, but it is, there's people who are like, oh, they're 100% twins and they're dating. Or the one that I dislike more is when you go, oh, they are dating. Like, look at how they're touching each other in this. And it's siblings and you're like,

I have to actually throw my phone into Oncoming traffic, I think I'm done with the internet today. Have you guys have you guys seen the Instagram account? I think it's called person person person dog dog dog and it's always two people and you have to guess is this two people a Person in a dog or two dogs That's not real so hard No, you're lying. He's lying. Don't look it up. I get it wrong. I think the person person person dog dog dog. That in world. It doesn't exist. Get it wrong. You guys have been fucking with me. Well, we have to take a break to shower ourselves off from this mug. It's always two dogs. And a trench coat. And we'll be right back with more Hey, we're the real

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I've been pranked! But how? I don't know. Ha ha ha. Hey, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick. And we're back. Jeffrey, do you have any more musical mashups? I certainly do.

Hell yeah. Just for you. Oh, for the three of you. Oh, for the three of them. Everyone else listening to this podcast just set it down for a little while. Walk away. I can't hear this. Just for my friends. But keep it playing. We're still recording it because we got a fill of hour. But this last half is just for us. I love that. That's the energy I'm going into the rest of the year with.

Yeah, this is just for me. Okay, I'm ready. All right, here's another clue for you. So the early 90s were so horny for the mysterious ways of this group and their controversial hit where the streets have been banned in the USA. You two. Porny. Oh yeah, you two were the streets have no name right? Yeah, and mysterious ways

You two You two Is it like early 90s horny like backstreet boys are in sync or That's that's more my brain goes with early everybody was so horny back I know not everyone's really horny then I Is it like you two life crew? Yeah. Yeah, two life crew.

Two life crew. That band in the USA album. Yeah, yep, yep, yep, yep. That's so good. Fuck. Is that, I don't know if that song is, that doesn't hold up, right? No, because it has the line from Full Metal Jacket,

which I know, I know, think this. Which is already disturbing enough to put just any line from that movie. Exactly. You're song. If you're sampling Full Metal Jacket, you're already in the wrong. That's true. All right, so this two-man band wasn't being cruel. They were proud to be Americans and they wrote a powerful anthem thinking puppies for their service to our country called Houndog Bless the USA. Oh, this is simple, this is just the Bahamian. Uh-huh. Oh yeah. It is, yeah, Aaron said Elvis,

because there's nothing about a Houndog, is that Elvis? Yeah. But the other one is a, wait, no. Chew man group, right? Who, who was it that saying? That Anna prairie Lee stand next to you. Oh, that was probably. I love that song.

I want to tell me a liar. Toby Keith Toby. I want to say it was no. It was Toby. It was right after Spider-Man. It was Toby McWire's. And you said him. I said them.

I didn't. Is there like, it's like, we're saying that. Is that a famous person? Kobe McWire's, okay. And he's abusive. He was him as Adam. I didn't know. Is there like, ah, is it like being a rich person? Is that a famous person? I thought it was a person who got famous from singing that song, but I, well, this is, it would be a two person group

of these two people like Elvis plus this person, you know. Jeffrey, is that the right, are we on the right track? Or are we sniffing? You're on the right track. I grew up in Texas in the 80s. So maybe I've shown my asses to like what level of popularity the singer has. And that was.

I'll be stand up. Is it that guy though? Is it it? It is that guy. I fucking, the only, I think the only. Next to you. I never knew this person's name is because I think David Cross did a stand up bit at battenham

and I love that David Cross up in high school. And I think he said the guy's name like multiple times, but now I don't remember his fucking name. Jeffrey is it like a name when we hear it, we're going to be like, oh, yes, or is it one you have to know it? I think so. It's not, you know, it's not an uncommon sounding name in general. Like it's not a super unusual name.

But let's go through, let's go through all of the country starts. There's a lot of growth in that. Garth Brooks Carl urban well It's Elvis maybe and with the L Press Blank I'll give you the hint that this guy is after Elvis Presley

Oh, Elvis Preser Lee Lee majors Lee Harvey Oh, oh god Lee it's got it's is it a Lee is it Lee Mm-hmm. Yeah. I know it's Lee. God damn it. Press Lee and Erkonen. Oh people. There are there are some people who listen to this show in country music that are just like screaming get into their phones right now. Sorry. You have a lot of proud patriots right now that are really upset. As they're driving in their pickup truck, their dogs in the back, they gotta go pick up some beer for their horses.

They got their Ford F-150 gun rack, says need a gun, pick a gun, have a gun, have a gun. It's a cop and pussing on Hobbs. Is it like, hold on, hold on. Is it like Lee Maywood or something like that? It's something wood, right? Yep, something wood. Lee, Lee Is it like Lee Maywood or something like that? It's something wood, right? Yep, something wood.

Oh my God, Lee color. Lee blackwood. Greenwood. Greenwood. Yeah. Elvis Presley Greenwood. Elvis Presley Greenwood. I don't know where.

I don't know where that popped up in my brain, but did Lee Greenwood? So, Jeffrey, he was famous before that song. I mean, he was known, but I mean, that song is, like I wouldn't call him a one hit wonder, but like in the sense that he had a very long career, I think still performs probably for R&C events or things like that, but like he said.

But yeah, he certainly did a lot. He did some, but that was it. I wanna see you sing. And Jeffrey, you let me know if this is, if this is, can we let Aaron see a scene. And Jeffrey, you let me know if this is, if this is, Can we let Aaron see a scene at all? Cause you've already called a couple. Why I wanna see this scene?

Okay, all right, but that's the last one. For a while, we have to give you a lot of emails. And it's like, Addle gets to call all the scenes. I'm just, I'm trying to help you out, man. I wanna see a scene. Jeffrey, let me know if this is over the limit. I like the three of you to be in a bar.

And I just want the three of you to be the most texts and I just want the three of you to be the most Texan characters of all time. Okay. Is this Jeffrey is this insulting? You know, as a as a marginalized person as a Texan? No, no, absolutely, it's not perfect. Well, we'll ask you to get at the end of the seal. We'll see how we do. Y'all, I really enjoyed that Lee Greenwood concert we went to earlier. It was it was fantastic. Yeah It was interesting I guess Excuse me Barkeep. Yeah, what kind of kombucha do you have Shinerbok?

Ooh You have a Shinerbok kombucha. Yeah, I You have a shinier-back kombucha? Yeah. I guess I'll try that. Do you have a refund policy if I don't like it? Or can I get a taste like a small glass? I'm from Austin. Oh, buddy.

Well, we're from Texas. Yeah, I'm from Austin, Texas. Well, yeah, I'm here for, this is my cousin, cousin Dan and he invited me to one lead green wood concert And so I yeah, I'm not really I'm not and it don't honestly I spent very little time in Delos I don't have only ever seen that spell hey Cheryl do you mind taking these customers? Yeah, you're not from around here are you sweetheart? We don't come in your hair. Oh, oh, yeah, I know you think I don't have kombucha. You got gum in your hair. Oh, oh yeah, I know.

You think I don't know? You were trolling your gum in your hair at the same time and it sort of wrapped together. You think I don't know that? Look, gum from yesterday, gum from the day before. Gum from last week. My Flirtin doesn't always go so good. Anyways, welcome to Dallas.

Oh, the name of the bar is Dallas. Mm-hmm, and we're in Dallas. And guess what's on the TV there? TV show Dallas. Oh, that's fun. That's kitschy. Yeah, I'm leaning in. So what do you do in Austin?

Do you own an Airbnb that's for Bachelor at Parties? Ah. Uh, I, yes, and I work in tech. Oh, I'm the two, the big two. I do the two things at Austin. Yeah, I'm designing an app and, uh, and I have an tech. Oh, I'm the two the big two things that I've did yeah I'm designing an app and I have an Airbnb for bachelor at parties I'm looking at the menu here, and I don't actually see do you have an artisanal taco menu that's not Here and all from around here. Are you my gum back in the hair? Uh-oh

You know My job I work here part time and my other part is I just go to high school, football game. You're stepping chilly. Are you evangelizing me? You're making me dumb. Leave me alone! I fucking hate this guy. You know what, I quit, throws down apron.

You two have a great night. Drinks are on me. Oh, she just threw down my dog, apron. Come here, boy. Sorry about that. Dan, I am so, I am just at a loss here. I'm so sorry. I, I think I need to let you lead because I, I feel like I have set that woman and I made that man through a dog on the floor. And it's just, I feel like it's a mess. I, I'm bringing my Austin

energy and into a very Dallas, uh, an evening. Let's talk about the cowboy switching to the four three defense this year. Oh, I haven't been to a rodeo in so long. I've been to the lost, I've been to the lost of this. See. If you didn't call for a bartender, I was gonna enter the scene as Fort Little Wayne. This is not a Texas thing, it's a Michigan thing,

but I learned something about a rodeo from my friend, Walid, that when you go to the rodeo, they would give you options for what to wear in your head into like, dubo riding, and you could wear a cowboy hat or a helmet. You had a choice. You didn't have to wear the helmet. You could wear a cowboy hat.

Is that not the craziest thing you've ever heard? That's so dangerous. When you see people, I can't remember, I mean, I think the only, I was talking to my friend Johnny about this, but I think the only time that I've seen rodeo stuff is in the jackass movies, and they're never wearing protective head now.

But when you see someone doing a rodeo and they're wearing a bicycle helmet thing or like a motorcycle helmet, you're like, yeah, of course. Yeah, that makes way more sense. Of course. Oh yeah, yeah. Jeffrey, have you been to a rodeo?

Not since I was a kid. I grew up in Mesquite just outside of Dallas, which is Mesquite Championship Rodeo. Used to come on the Nashville network all the time. Actually, man, I'm trying to. Too, you could watch it televised. But yeah, when you, everyone you mentioned, you get the choice between a helmet or a cowboy hat.

I was like, that's crazy that you would wear a helmet while riding a bull. Why would you do that? I'm not trying to envision it. It makes total sense that you should wear a helmet. That's so dangerous not to. That's what they do with astronauts as well. When you land on the moon, you can either have a cowboy hat or a helmet. You have your Americans. The um, Dallas has the honor of being the most stressful city I've ever driven through. That highway system is fucking insane. It's just like all these loops, it's crazy. It's crazy.

I got so lost when I drove through it. It's a lot. I mean, that's what happens when you have 11 million people living in Dallas. Because I think Texas has like the three biggest population cities in the United States. It's insane how many people are in Texas. Houston highways too are terrifying. Texas has like the three biggest population cities in the United States. It's insane how many people are in Texas. Houston highways too are terrifying. They're like 20 lanes.

I might be exaggerating, but I don't think I am. 20 lanes, that's my favorite Beatles song. 20 lanes is in my- I think Houston just surpassed Chicago's of third largest city in the US, right? Really? I think so. Yeah, but no way Houston smokes a brisket like we do here.

Oh, they what? Yes, no. No. Yeah, definitely from a city called Mesquite. Yeah, I know, I'm never gonna win this. It's good there. Well, you didn't stand a chance. I'm from Bert Inzo, Glehoma.

Yeah, I haven't lived in Texas in a long time. I'm from Cornbread, Texas. I grew up in somebody get that horse. Texas. I grew up in somebody get that horse Texas. Here from Johnsonville Bratz. I'm from clam chowder Massachusetts. Classic. I'm ready for some more. Yes, please. I'll write.

We apologize. We're so sorry. That was to the listener. All right. So let's see. I'm not sure. Let's try this one. So this group was three feet high and rising up the charts. When they cranked that single, me, myself, and I got that pretty boy swag. The first one is Deila Soul. Deila Soulja Boy. Nice. Nice. I had Soulja Boy, but that was the only way.

I like that. You guys are wonder twins activated. Yes. Nice. Just like Solja Boy would do. So there was plenty of sex, love and money for this band when they combined nighties, Brooklyn hip hop with eighties rock anthems. It was hysteria when they performed their hit pour some sugar on Miss Fat booty.

Oh, that's incredible. It's definitely deaf leopard because it's definitely deaf leopard sings pour some sugar on me for sure. What was it? What was it? Could you read that one again? Yeah, there's plenty of sex, love, and money for this band when they combine nighties, Brooklyn hip hop

with 80s rock anthems. It was hysteria when they performed their hit pour some sugar on Miss Fatbooty. I don't think I know this, the second group. Def Leopard, if worth 90s. Is Def Leopard first? Brooklyn, Hanper. Second.

It makes me think of like Def Leopard is second. Second. Notorious. Notorious B.I.G Moose-deaf leopard most stuff. I think is Chicago No, most of is definitely not Chicago. Yeah, like using it of common common Chicago It's most deaf right is it most yeah Aaron just have that yeah

No, I don't say anything with any confidence Oh, it doesn't sound like I'm answering the question No, I don't say anything with any confidence. Oh, it doesn't sound like I'm answering the question I'm So most stuff what most stuff leopard what were the two most deaf songs there sex love and money and Miss fat booty yeah, I'm Truly tipped me off. I listen to so much most definitely don't remember either one I don't really feel like yeah, I don't know that like when I was looking these songs back when I was looking these songs back up to make this game I was like I don't recognize any of these names and as I was going through I was like I recognize these songs

I guess I just wasn't like name wasn't hitting. It's sort of There's no sense memory of what that song sounds like for me, but you know, I guess I'm built different There was more in the Talib Kualaie just so everybody's on the same page. And, you know, of course, him and most deft who collaborated black star, but you learned so much about Brooklyn hip hop with your fucking eighth grader and central idiot. That's like, absolutely. I thought you were gonna say you learned about so much hip hop when you have me on your show.

Yeah, that's right. Up to our hip hop bullshit. I got two more for y'all. You know, you're a little Shay Serrano, what's his name? Yeah, basketball and hip hop expert. Yeah, Shay Serrano, you're thinking of the part of a couch where you can put your legs up. Oh, yeah, okay. This is like a game of nightmare telephone.

Just a joke being filtered through a lot of people. of Nightmare Telephone. I love it, it's great. A game of Nightmare Telephone is kind of how, like, I describe my dreams to my wife. She's like, you were like talking at your sleep last night, and I'm like, yeah, like, my mom mailed me a jar of bees, and then like, I got the bees, and it was fucking broken, and I'm like, I'm like picking bees on a on a broken glass and she's like that's not really stressful And I'm like you're telling me my good morning. My uncle made me drink thick milk All right, I'm ready all right This folks super group with stone cold rhyman and woodstock when they urge their listeners Teacher children to bust a move well.

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Is it young MC? Are you on it? And is it Neil Young MC? That's the final answer. You're so very close. Neil is a part of a group. Oh, fuck, it's David Crosby Stil's Nash. Crosby Stil's Nash in Young and see.

In Young and see. Crosby Stil's Nash in Young and see. Yes. Who they should have had instead of Neil. I'm just saying. That would be incredible. Cross me, steels. Young MC.

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Did you land on some famous Jeffries? I'm trying to remember, I think I found like three or four. So, actor Jeffrey Wright. Oh, yeah. I'm gonna say Jeffrey Rush, but he's a geo, right? No, but he is J-E-F-F- F F R E. Why he's just like my name Jeffrey Right. Um, Jeffrey rush Jeffrey rush is G off. Yeah, but Jeffrey right. I mean, I know I'm from he was in the original cast of Angel's in America on Broadway. He's been in a ton of other, um, you know, films and yeah, like really great parts.

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Yeah, I know it. I don't know what he is. So I'm going to claim Ja Rule as a fellow Jeffrey. That's a good Jeffrey. Well, baby girl put it on me. Okay. There's a time when you rule the airwaves. Yeah.

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So this it ends with Marky Mark so Mark Is Marky Mark is Marky Mark is Marky Marky Marky Marky how do you say that? Oh? Marky Marky Marky Mark of the Well, I like that, but that's not it. Okay. Yeah God more modern way more modern. The clues for this artist were damn and Pulitzer winning.

Pulitzer winning. Damn. Kendrick Lamar. I think we're going to get a Marky Mark in the talk. Yeah, we did it. There you go. Unlike the baby. Is it, is it the baby? Are we even allowed to say the baby anymore? I would as a judge would come into shame on you, the baby. I will walk that back.

Anyone who wants to be too all along that back. So, special, what's the word I'm looking for? Honorable mention to one that I just couldn't form a clue for that I thought that we could get, but I just liked the idea of this one, which was Sir Mixalate Linha. Thank you for mentioning it anyway. You have to open up some sort of musical mashup coffee shop or something and have like a surmix a latte like just have all sort of that's outstanding. I mean, they say that like what,

like 90% of small businesses close in the first three years but it would be worth it just to make a coffee shop and have some stupid days of the video. Just to be able to be like, it's a surmix a latte and be like, no one comes here. I've already mentioned the coffee shop I would open which is grounds for the grounds for I've already mentioned the coffee shop I would open, which is grounds for divorce,

which is coffee, a coffee shop that only caters to divorce, divorces. Yep, I think. I'm gonna think of a good one. I'm gonna, I'm gonna. Aaron, do you want us to leave you some time? Yeah, I would say. Come back to me in like 35 minutes,

or so. Okay, interesting. You know, Aaron, while we wait, let's see a little scene, Adel, I in like 35 minutes or so. Oh, that's interesting. Interesting. You know, Aaron, while we wait, let's see a little scene, Adel, I would like to see the scene. I think you are going to be the owner and proprietor of a store, and I'm going to give you the gift of let a you come up with the pun name of the store.

And we, Aaron, Jeffrey and I will be cycling in as people asking you questions about merchandise that you're selling at your pun named a store. Great, and the store doesn't sell anything specific. It's, I think that this store is the gift. The store sells items with pun names. Okay.

It's like a dollar general where it's like, everything is in the store, but it's stuff with pun names. Perfect. Hey everyone, welcome to Walmart. Uh, my name is Kyle. Sorry, I'm Walmart spelled with two L's. It's just got a fun thing I do. Is your last name is your last name like wall, something or wall?

No, it couldn't be further from what my name is. Oh, okay. My name is Honey Masterson. He said your name was Kyle. Huh? No, that was a joke. You He said your name was Kyle. Huh? No, that was a joke. You don't get it? Kyle. That's a joke.

Oh, I'm in a browse. I'm in a browse. You know what it says I am. Go, Marquile. Dinglingling. Hi, I was wondering if you had any. Sorry, could you put that dildo down? I'm not called a dinglingling. That's very immature of you. But I'm not a fan talking to you. I don't know, sort of feels like every scene, it doesn't matter. Um, I was wondering, I'm shopping for diapers for my baby and some baby formula.

Can you tell me what aisle that's in or what brand I should look for? Yes, actually the diapers are on the ceiling. The reason being, when anyone shopping for babies, we turn off all the lights and the diapers shine bright. We call them the big diipers I'm just sort of a fun constellation thing and um, well, I need a ladder to get up to the you'll need someone Yes, you'll need someone to we do have a rock climbing wall that leads up to the ceiling Okay, I gave birth like four weeks ago. I'm not supposed to be exercising it. That's fine. I'll find a way Thanks. Yeah, no worries. And they're they're called um Pumpers instead of Pampers.

Why? It's get pumped up when they wear them. Okay. Not everything works. It's me from earlier. Um, I noticed that you have an automotive department and I need, uh, Oh, I'm sorry.

Tires. You were looking at the autumn motive department. That's where we motivate people to get excited for the fall. So it's a lot of pumpkins. It's a lot of rakes. Wow. I, uh, you know what, I think my braid filled in some letters. You're you're absolutely right. We do have it. Err rakes. And you don't want to get your rake wires cut because then your rakes won't work. So if your rakes go out during the fall, you could really hurt yourself. Yeah, I mean, I can only imagine that there would be a ton of

leaves on the ground. So you don't have you don't you don't sell like car tires or At all in the store. Oh, let me think do I do I sell tires good a year Michelin Michelin Michigan now. I know we don't okay. I'll keep browsing. Thank you. Of course Okay, keep it together. You sell brisket here. Oh brisket I'm from Chicago, so I'm very picky about my Yes, right this way. Let's surpass all this garbage brisket over here now what we have here. This is our very special Chicago own These are called ribs for her pleasure

Now what things are is they are I don't know how to say that. I don't know how to say that. I don't know how to say that. I don't know how to say that. I don't know how to say that. I don't know how to say that. I don't know how to say that. I don't know how to say that. I don't know how to say that. I don't know how to say that.

I don't know how to say that. I don't know how to say that. I don't know how to say that. I notice I'm interested in this brisket. Now these are it looks like it's four narrow strips of brisket but they're kind of welded together and it looks like you could maybe snap a piece of brisket off and eat it or just take a bite out of the if you're a total psychopath. Yes, you can just take a bite out of the middle of the brisket. Yeah, that's actually a brisket. So that's for a loyal. And so they take these little ribs and they practice sort of biting off little pieces of it. Got it. cutting them off. Sir, just at a curiosity, what were you teeing him up for in that moment?

I, I, I, I know I got what I deserved. Ah. It was, I, the label on this says brisk kit cat, but I'm not, I don't know if that's the four and narrow strips, you're looking at me like you've never heard of a kit cat before. Well, I've had a kit cat before, but I don't break them apart, I just bite into them.

That's why I said that. As if you're a psychopath, you can just bite into it. Oh, did you want to follow the psychopath in our store? There's little fake tiles made of marble that lead straight to our zanious section. Do you want to go take a look? Yeah, I was there earlier. It looks like it's just a big hole of the floor.

It looks like there's spikes and stuff down there. Yep. Okay, I'll go back and, I'll there earlier that looks like it's just a big hole of the floor. It's like there's spikes and stuff down there. Yep. Okay, I'll go back and I'll just get a brass. Okay, hey, do you guys have any brain busters? Um, I just also want some ice cream. I was wondering if you had a flavor or brand you could recommend. Ice cream. Okay, well, we have um, overwipe.

What else? What else? Blue, blue, blue. No explanation on overwipe, huh? What else what else blue blue He's exhausted We have cannon larries Uh cannon larries is from Vermont It's kangaroo feet junior and and Larry Walker Colorado rocky slugger and they have opened up an ice cream store

The ice cream is terrible and it's a lot of very bland flavors like home run home run crunch and Triple fudge We really willing to break out all only 200 episodes into the show We need a brand needs to at least another couple break him this early. I could let this go We just hit a winner of cannon Larry's I could let this go a little It's no and if you do break me and we do have a break room where I can go and Scream into that wall that hole in the wall and I'll be fine. Anybody else anything else? It's getting pretty late. I'm scared. I'm gonna be the straw that breaks the camel's back

It's supposed to be mozzy and on down the road, I think thanks for the diapers He's just standing at the door He doesn't know who he is about the puns my first three customers in over eight years Little do they know everything on the shelves is spoiled rotten Rotten to the core the stench alone. I have to sorry sir. What was that? Are you talking us? Welcome? Seed to. Sorry sir what was that are you talking us? Welcome. See. See. See. Oh, we're sorry. Thank you. Wow. Poor man. The poor man who was at the store. I like that. I thought for sure you're going to be like,

Adelol, let you come up with the name because this will be a real treat for you. I think you're going to say like this is a coffee shop or this you know I'm saying like you sell lingerie. But instead you're like this is a store you come up with a name, that's your treat and it's like, what do I sell? And you're like, anything and everything. What? What would have been your run for lingerie?

Oh, I don't know, Aaron. I should have one called Aaron Gobra. Aaron Gobra, that's me, it's mine. Aaron Gobra. Aaron Gobra, okay. It's Irish, it's all Irish lingerie. Leopardcod lingerie, this is nothing. So it's all capes? It leprechaut lingerie, this is nothing. So it's all capes?

Doesn't matter, forget it, don't listen to me, don't look at me. How was your state Patrick's day? Well my wife bought some leprechaut lingerie, so we're getting it more. We're divorced. Okay. Post potatoes. Uh, Nobody's fantasy Make sure that we're in a sexy bar. That is okay. I'm gonna make my store merch

But I'm not gonna make the store exist, but it's gonna go Aaron go bra And then the tagline is nobody's Nobody's fantasy. There's a part gold in my asshole Jeffrey as always thank you for being on the show. We opposed the answer. We're waiting to see you time. And thank you for the wonderful musical mashup. That was Jeffrey. Thank you so much.

Thank you. I'm glad you guys have fun. Yes, it was very, very fun. Jeffrey, where can people find you? And do you have anything that you would just love people to know about in general? Sure, you can find me on all the social media's. My handle is happier man, usually on Twitter

and sometimes the Instagram as well. Things to know about me. Yeah, Joseph and I wrote a book a couple years ago came out in March of 2020 called The Faceless Old Woman who secretly lives in your home and it kinda got lost in another big news event happening in March of 2020. And we just released the paper back two years later

this month. So, hey, this is I think, I know this is our favorite book that we've written. I think it's a really incredible horror adventure novel. It's a faceless woman who secretly lives in your home. So please go check that out and, hey, if you like horror movies or are kind of squeamish about it like me, my friend Cecil and I do a horror movie podcast

that Addle, you have guessed it on before. Yeah, it's why we talk horror movies and make them accessible is random horror nine. If you search that anywhere, you'll probably find that on your pod catcher of choice. Due to that podcast, I saw what is now what I think one of the most beautifully shot movies of all time.

Oh, Friday the 13th part too. That's what that is. That makes sense. That checks out. What's the ballet? Oh, Susperia. Susperia, where I was like every single frame of this, I want hung on my wall. And then I think Cecil was like, what behind me?

And he had a frame of it hung on his wall. Wow, that's cool. That's awesome. Yes, check all those things out. JPCD, have anything to plug? Yeah, this is exciting because I'm announcing a new feature on Hey Riddle Riddle. I feel like, you know, every week, I never have anything to plug.

I have nothing going on. So instead, I'm seeding my plugs for the foreseeable future to read a five-star review that we have for the podcast. This one is from Ellie, once a cookie.. Ellie writes dangerously addicting these podcast hosts are the Golden Trio. Love their improv, Winnie Banner, Inside Jokes, et cetera. Each episode actually makes me laugh out loud. And then there is a smiley face.

Ellie, once a cookie, thank you so much for sending that. And if you want to get your five star review read on the podcast, simply go to iTunes and submit a five star review for our little podcast. I will read yours and guess what? I'll read whatever you fucking put there as long as there's five golden stars on there It's coming out of my mouth. So yay Get on it folks, uh, Addle anything you have to play. I guess what Ellie gets a cookie Um, I want to plug. I have a brand new

lingerie shop opening up at a mall near you. It's called Tetherier not. Okay, I like it. Is it like a hide and seek? It doesn't matter. I'll ask later. I'll ask off there. And then in parentheses, it says lace yourself. Wait, Tetherier not. This sounds like a build a bra workshop. Don't do this. You put a little, to name it you get to put they stole little heart in it Yes, check out my other podcast sitcom D&D Addles episode is out by the time this episode's out and then JPCs will be coming very shortly as well So we're saying much to between their two episodes So give it when Aaron says it's coming very shortly They didn't have enough usable content for my episode.

So it is coming in at about 22 minutes. Yeah, it's mostly us talking and you're plugging stuff at the end. But yeah, it addels episode came out and it is truly one of my favorites. And so it's JPC. So this now's a good time to jump on board. And I think that's it. Speaking of jumping on board, the other night I was night swimming. And I did a little dive off the high dives. And as I was spinning through the air like a regular Greg Luke Gainespitz, I caught a glimpse

in the night sky and it looked like the moon but Aaron it wasn't quite the moon and it looked a little bigger. Do you know what I saw in the night sky? Jupiter. Bye forever. I had the phrase in my head a long time ago. Somebody many years ago we were playing this game in college and the only thing we would try to string as many together as we could. And just the one that's the phrase that stuck in my head was you two pox Shakortany love

and rockets. That is a perfection of love. That is a perfection of love. Yeah, I didn't know how to clue that. That's incredible. Hey there, names and suggestions. If you like that, you're going to love this week's Patreon. We step into Aaron's improv generator.

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