Hey Riddle Riddle - #198: Anthony's Riddles

Episode Date: May 4, 2022

This week we have some very exciting listener submitted riddles from Anthony Burch of Dungeons and Daddies! We also have two ostriches getting onto Noah’s arc, a very angry moon, and Superman coming to terms with his brand. If YOU want to submit some riddles to us you can send them to [e-mail]! Have a great week! Starring: Adal Rifai John Patrick Coan Erin Keif Editing by:  Casey Toney Theme by:  Arne Parrott Logo by:  Emily Kardamis & Emmaline Morris Want more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon! Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & prints Want to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a head gum podcast. And the world's big right here. And the world's big right here. And the world's big right here. And the world's big right here. And the world's big right here. My feet beat your head, Rick, Rick, Rick, Don. So, how would you like your hair cut today? Just a little bit off the side or... You know, why don't we just go ahead and lower my ears that's funny

funny and sorry I don't I don't want a haircut I want all of them cut sorry I'm behind you I'm behind you I love when you two come in um great uh just there's a lot of two ways that I like to get my haircut. We could either do it my Edgar, it's time to go home. Is it okay if you, it's okay if you don't have one. You don't have other joke, I can just say. No, it's not that I'm buying time to think of one.

I just better get home, because I feel like I've overstayed my welcome. Hey, Eric, I talked to you for a second. We're just a private real quick. Yeah. Edgar doesn't have anywhere to go. He only has the barber shop, and he only has the one joke. Oh, really? He's one joke.

Yeah, it seems like he is frustrated that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, it's really more about like this is his last, you know, spot where he can come and do his one joke. It just, I don't want to hear, cut. I went off from catch. I don't know where I went wrong. Sheer madness, right?

Okay. That's not helpful. Because Edgar can't, if you burn the jokes that Edgar can't do, it's a tough life for him. We just try to make him as comfortable as we can with the time he's got left. Hello, Denise.

Denise, can I come over and see the kids? He's talking to the mirror. Okay. Yeah, he does, he's running on the phone. Denise is the name of a woman for a one of those like placeholder photos at a serious photo frame that, uh, and because he's constructed this whole fantasy with this woman, Denise and some kids. I totally get it. I actually before I cut hair, I was on a riddle podcast with a couple guys and they only had

a few jokes and they were falling in love with women from stock photos too. So I this is not my first rodeo. What's that Denise? You have to go back to La Guardia to dance the tango. Oh no. Back in my days, I had a life very similar to yours. I was on a podcast called Comtown. Oh good for you. That made a lot of money I think. I think I have. I basically I was at it right before it got big, and then, yeah, they kind of just shuffled me off, never would be seen again.

I mostly had one genre that I did on the show, which was haircut jokes. And they got too big, and they didn't need the haircut jokes. Sorry, I couldn't help it over here. You said haircut jokes. I don't want a haircut joke. I want all of them joke. I'm going to get it. My podcast here, I'm throwing down my scissors

and they're bouncing back up. I'll cut my leg, walks out of the store, walks across the street to the studio, sits down, turns the computer on, logs on. Hey, Addle GPC, what's up you guys? Lady left stores, or I open the cash register, take the money, put the money back Feel guilty sit down think about what I've done to with my life trying called Denise again She's not answering in the mirror fall down do some push-ups on my back which are called sit-ups and

Die Primary character left secondary character died. Jesus to exist. Hey, Eric. What's going on? Hey guys? there and character died, ceases to exist. Hey, Aaron, what's going on? Hey guys, yeah, I'm sorry that I left the recording in a half and said that, you know what? I'm going to find a new career, I'm going to cut hair. I didn't like it. It's a lot of the same thing that this is. Oh, wait, you left?

Adela and I were just screaming into each other's mouths for like seven minutes. Oh, so you recorded an episode of Hey Riddle Rettle I guess so. Yeah, it's one of the best and Aaron can I just say you are covered in barbersol Mm-hmm and salt and hair Oh, I'm having tequila Exactly so what's epic. Yeah, Ease Aaron not much welcome everyone to Hey Ridner, Runner.com podcast where we solve rentals and we do opening bits that will increasingly become the show. I am JPC.

I am Rusty credentials. And I am Aaron Keith. Okay, wow. Wait, I'm the only one with an alias now. Yep. Yeah, that's how a bit is established. One person says their name, but other person doesn't bet.

And the third person says their name. Rusty credentials is wanted in up to five states. I do love Rusty credentials. Now that is a good character name that you, I mean, quite frankly, you could have pulled that out in a scene and really hit a whole front with that. Aaron, edit this out.

Just put a beep where I said the name. Okay, I will. Um, so what is the news? What's going on? What, what happened? Aaron, this is the first favorite of an episode of May. Spring has officially sprung, and I'm sprung for spring. Should I get that bumper taken?

It's gonna be spring. Um, yeah, it's May. There are May showers. Nope, April shower. Oh, there's, uh,. Yeah, it's May. May, showers. Nope, April, shower. Oh, there's, okay, now there's flowers. We now have flowers. April, showers, bring May, flower. Great. May is a beautiful month.

We have flowers. Can I just do a tourist season? Are you two? So lots of self-care going on, I'm sure. What's going on? That's true. Are you two familiar with the concept of MTV Spring Break? Yes.

Okay. My dude. Yeah, well, I just want to make sure I want to do. Are we going? concept of MTV spring break. Yes. Okay. My dude. Yeah. Well, I just want to make sure that I'm going to do. Are we going? I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it.

I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it.

I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it, did you ever think like, when I'm this aged, I'll be there doing that.

I think MTV Spring Break and MTV's The Grind turned me off from gatherings for my entire life. But the minute I hit college, I was like, I don't wanna be around large groups of people ever. And I stick by that to this day. I did think that maybe I would be somewhere like that. Really? I saw spring break stuff and I was a little younger than I would have been like appropriate.

I guess it was more like, I went late high school college age that people were there. Sure. Let's just say college age. It seemed like drinking and hook up culture. Yeah, yeah. None of that was appealing to me in the least bit. I had so many friends who would go on spring break when I was in college, and they'd come back and I'd be like,

how was it? And they're like, we went to this place called Senior Frogs, and they pour the tequila straight into your mouth. It was crazy. And I'm like, okay, that 22nd bit aside, how was it? And it's like, no, you don't understand, it was amazing. And I'm like, what do you describe sounds awful?

Yeah, for sure. For sure. I was never a big partier. I think when I was a kid, I expected that to be my life. And like, when I was in middle school, I was like, yeah, I'll probably do stuff like that. And then the second I tasted alcohol, I was like, no, no.

I'm not going to do that. Correct me if I'm wrong, Aaron. What I imagine young Aaron to think of, which he thinks of parties, is like 1930s Hollywood. You shut up. You get the hell out of my head. You get the hell out of here, man. You don't belong in there.

Yeah, I have to be out. It's all tuxes and gowns, and it's a lot of like martinis and people telling funny stories, and then over the top laughing, and then it's like ealing cuz on naming names and. Okay, what, okay, you're right. What I really, and this is true, what I really thought adulthood would be or like even like college years as a, I was like, I'm going to live in New York City obviously. I'm going to have a own an apartment where I also own the rooftop and I'm going to have

like a gorgeous table with all these like candles and twinkle lights and I'm gonna have like really fancy dinner parties with like an artist from every kind of medium and everyone's gonna be in love with me and I'm gonna be so perfect every type of medium paper and wood and paper. Every type of medium, Patricia Arquette. Yeah, that's what I thought would be happening. But I also maybe a couple spring breaks in there. Did you, you knew you weren't gonna be a spring breaker? That's interesting. Well, I mean, when I was a kid, my idea of what a party would be, you know, it's like

the late 18th century and someone's like, what a wit you are, what a wit. You simply must meet my friend. Oh, Pimmingway. I'm chauvin' it up with the greats. Picasso's there. It's basically the 18th century. So the 1700s, Picasso's there. No, I said the late 1800s. I said the late 1800s. I didn't, I specifically didn't say century. But I remember having way killed himself in Florida in the 1500s and his granddaughters of famous actress right now.

I'd be hanging out with Hemingway Cortez. Ah, dang, I'm going to something like that. Yeah, that makes sense. All the big ones. Hemingway Cortez, John the Baptist. We know the same part, it's just having more. Yeah, that makes sense. All the big ones. Heavyweight Quartet, John the Baptist. We have to say part, it's just a gossess. Who's the guy that's covered the fountain of youth? Oh, by the way, have you guys ever seen

any of the Kingsman movies? I think I've seen all three, unfortunately. I haven't seen any, I don't think. I don't recommend them. I think that they're all kind of trashy in a fun way, but I watched the newest King's newest one. It's so bad. It's embarrassingly bad.

It's really bad. I was like, who is making these movies? And I read the Wikipedia of the director. And apparently, the director had this weird, I felt immediate empathy for this man, because he had this like weird family history where he thought his father was someone else and then like figured out that his father

was this person that was like of a royal descent. Actually, even though he was raised by this other guy, and then all these movies are like obsessed with these weird alternate histories, and I'm like, oh, it kind of makes sense that the guy who's making all these movies is kind of like living a life that is a weird, altered history, but the new one,

I was trying to think of like random historical figures I could put together, and the new one has, is that? It's just like, what is history? It was whatever I think it is. I wanna see a scene, GBC. But is it fun bad? I need to know if it's worth it. No, it's like, sin bad.

Not the comedian, it's just so bad that it's like kind of sinful. I. No, it's like Sinbad, not the comedian. It's just so bad that it's like kind of sinful. I did not find it to be fun bad, which is, I found the first Kingsman movie to be fun bad, but I don't think the rest of them really were. Yeah, it's sort of like a downward slope. JPC based on you saying Royal Descent. I want to see you seeing JPC, you,

this is in Olden Times, where have you said it in Olden times you own a perfumery for the royals and that store is called Royal Descent and Aaron you are a princess who's coming to the store to look around. Hello. Oh, my dear, my dear, don't tell me, don't tell me. Hmm, obviously, Royalty. I want to say, Red Fair. You had to go back last month. Pretty impressive, very hygienic.

They hints of lavender, obviously, in the back. High-thread count on the pillows. Uh-huh. About 5, 10, 5, 9, maybe depending on the shoes. Uh, about 5, 10, 5, 9 maybe depending on the shoes. Princess Cynthia. Yes, how could you tell? Is it because the man with the trumpet announced me before I came in here? Yes, and you're there with the trumpet. Out of my story, you're driving away business. Buh, bur-buh!

The trumpet! The trumpet! Louder? Uh, Princess Cynthia. Princess Cynthia, what can I a humble apothecary of Perfume it else do for someone like you I Want to smell like how the other half smells I'm tired of smelling like I take a bath once a month and of roses and Just good smells. I want to smell like the people in the town. I'm a woman of the people don't you know? You want a p2p perfume? That's Princess to pop her. Exactly. It's honestly, can I be honest with you Princess Cynthia? It's very popular about the Princesscraft. You're not the first Princess to come here to kind of what this treatment Hmm. Well, you smell like shit. Can I smell like you? What do you do?

I literally just took a shit and it's like I mean what am I gonna do? Like I thought I was like who's gonna come by at noon? But of course, you know, princess is gonna buy when they come by right He now here's what I can do. I can make you smell like a dirty I-he-he-now here's what I can do. I can make you smell like a dirty commoner and give you the common experience, but I'll be honest, Princess. It's not very good, or... I can give you what I like to call this sensationalized, uh, commoner experience, where I make you smell bad, but not like- I just took a shit bad, and then like, I hook you up with like, the-the-the town boot black, except, you know, he's like ruggedly handsome.

Like, like, he's more like yeah I'm listening sprays on oh plague spray spray he's not like the blacksmith with like the the the fucked up teeth and like you know the open sores like he's a boot black and he's like super good look I mean I'm married but he like, how old got you know? I just sprayed this plague smell that's out. Delicious. Yeah, okay, not a smell. Uh, no, no, no worry about it.

You're, you're, you're so in red that you should be okay. Uh, the queen is dead. I mean, the princess is dead. Already practicing? See? A jbc I love that you the first 30 seconds of that scene you were basically playing the sorting hat We're like red hair Lavender better be the princess I'm going to be better in redians better pizza better than how they missed how they missed that marketing opportunity

I'll never know. Anyway, what we're talking about puzzle man right? What made you think of spring break? It's spring. It's it's it's it's me. It's where we're in the spring. I think you said spring. I

Supposed I could get into some riddles or Oh, do you hear that? Yeah, was there so Aaron? I got stuck. What's up? Wait, hold on? Is this Aaron or is there someone wearing an errand suit? Hold on? Hold on. I didn't hear that and I thought Aaron. I thought Aaron was leading into a bit like do you hear that? It's patterning up on the roof Oh, no Aaron. It's not it's not on his sense. You think that I don't have a plan to be Uncle Santa for an entire episode? Very soon by the way. I'm gonna come in and I'm gonna be a dick and I get to be the I'm the chaos. I'm the chaos.

You're sweatshirt here. I'm cool. I'm Uncle Santa. This has become Captain Phillips. I am the chaos yours what sure to hear I'm cool Uncle Santa. This is become captain Philips. I am the chaos now. I am this it to know. Okay. I'll be I'm old man puzzles So you know what that means? But today we have it's so funny that you say that because whenever I'm old man puzzles you're like at all We need to do more riddles so puzzles. You're like, Addle, we need to do more riddles. So it's almost like we have a contingent relationship and we all try to fuck the other one over as hard as we can with riddles. Okay. So we actually do have riddles submitted by a very special riddle submitter. Someone who's maybe been on our show before. Oh my god, I'm a god, oh my god, oh my god, Jim

Kerry. What the fuck? So by before we get to that, I'm going to do some on our show before. Oh my God, I'm gonna, oh my God, oh my God, Jim Carey. What the fuck? So by before we get to that, I'm gonna do some warm-up riddles. These come from Noah. Hey, Aaron, can I just say, I'm gonna give you the same compliment that I give every time I walk into a tourist truck gift shop. Excellent tease.

Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. You say that though? You say that every time you go into it. Like I love New York store. I honestly, they make that's where you find the excellent teas. It's the same thing I say every time I walk into a coles. Yeah, interesting. That's also the same thing you see to me

anytime we go golfing. Uh, something. Yeah. Yeah. Good. Nice. Uh. I actually do love Tours T-shirts. Like the Pastel-y ones, you know the ones that are like, those like cool pastel colors that say like Denver on it. Yeah. My favorite sleep shirts, all of the shirts that I sleep in are all like Cape Cod, New Haven, and it's like, like green. You like to travel in your dreams.

Exactly. I bought a tie dye, keep Austin weird, tank top as a bit, and it's probably one of my favorite artisans. Yeah. I just love it so much. Okay, so these come from Noah. Noah says, hey, all, I wrote these riddles a few years back and I'm finally sending them in.

Hope you enjoy Noah. Oh, two of them. All right. Every animal, I enjoy. Noah. Two of every animal. I bet. Very likely. Noah's doing actually the opposite thing where they hold their riddles for two years

and then send them in, whereas most people said their riddles and then we get to them two years later. Exactly. Well, I'd actually like to see a seed really quick. Oh no. You two are two ostriches and you're in line to get onto the arc.

And you're realizing like, is this the person that I have to spend the rest of my life with? Jerk. I feel like we're so far back in the line. Why, did we do something? Are we being punished? I mean, we all got the same note, right? And then we all, like, two by two by two to show up. Yeah, but he handed got the same, we all got the same note right and then we all like two by two by two to show up

Yeah, but he handed out the numbers and I we got we're 7,240 what if we do this dude are we at the end are we at the end of the line are we being Oster side So it's you huh you're the one Okay, I Mean seeing most people would laugh at that, but you're you side and then you think most people would laugh at that Well, I guess most animals. I'm sorry most animals specifically ostraces Astros

Astros not I can't see I can't even say the word ostraces not funny and crazy great crazy I can't see it. I can't even say the word ostraces. Not funny and crazy. Great. Crazy. Crazy. Can I be honest? I'm gonna stick my head in a sand if you keep this shit up. Look, hey, come on. Okay, we're obviously back with the line. Noah gave us the number. I think he's on to us. Okay, I'm gonna be honest with you. You'll be honest with me. Can we at least do that? What animal are you? Well, because this is a costume obviously it's the most insane thing I thought I could make.

If you must know, I'm 25 weasels inside an ostrich suit. Okay, no we're not, yes we are, come on, dyes, don't tell them, stop it, I'm up here, stop it, I'm up here. I'm a thousand bees in one talking spider. Uh... So... I was gonna say you are pretty high up off the ground. Yeah, I can't...

I... The spider can talk. The bees can't take directions for shit. They just gotta do whatever they're gonna do. And now that I'm thinking about it, for the first ten hours we were in line, all you said to me was some pig, so... Uh, yeah, I'm sorry about that. And by the way uh I was gonna say this earlier I didn't want to be rude but I think one of your weasels is out of place and if you could just uh zip up oh I please tell me that's a weasel well sorry to say this I am an ostrich truly um 25 weasels inside an ostrich

suit but inside each of those weasels is a thousand cockroaches so I'm 25 weasels inside an ostrich suit, but inside each of those weasels is a thousand cockroaches. So I'm 25 weasels inside an ostrich and a thousand cockroaches inside those weasels. Oh my god. That is such a relief to hear Because I got about a thousand cockroaches inside each bee. We're all cockroaches. I guess Oh man, that's not good. Oh man. Okay, okay, this is serious. We're gonna do just these quick warm up riddles from Noah. And let's be serious, okay? Okay, let's stop having fun.

She could even make it through, let's be serious. She could laugh. I didn't laugh, I didn't laugh. Flick me once and I won't make a peak. Flick me again or you may not fall asleep. And darkness, you might just struggle to find me. One with no sight wouldn't need to search blindly. What am I? Is this someone masturbating in bed to get to sleep?

Yep. Yeah, I think it's a little bug. Because if it works for you, do it. No. Is this a light switch? Yes. Good, Edel. Boomtown.

Boom baby. You're on the board. I'm close like a lover and whisper to you. Tell secrets to me and I'll tell your friends too. I used to be stuck and now I have no tether. Back in the day, I was safe from the weather. What am I? I gotta say, I gotta go with it again.

Is this somebody masturbating in bed to fall asleep? I'm in the bathroom. That's an answer eventually on these warm up riddles. So keep asking. I keep, okay, I'll get it, I'll get it. I'm close like a lover and whisper to you. Tell asking I keep okay I'll get it I'll get it I'm close like a lover and whisper to you tell secrets to me and I'll tell your friends too I used to be stuck and now I have no tether back in the day. I was safe from the weather when I know it JPC is it a phone? Yep, it's a telephone. Yeah, I tell it's so good. Yeah, sorry. I'm not home right now I'm working on the farm. Rararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararar I love this one. Every so often I'm shaved like a smile.

I'm shaped like a smile, sorry. I'm shaped like a smile. I'm out when you're likely asleep or relaxing. My surface is rough, so I'm constantly waxing. I used to be walked on, but not in a while. Every so often I'm shaped like a smile. Oh, is it rainbow road? Nope.

Oh, is it a boat? Is it the stern of a boat? No, what's out when you're asleep or? The moon. Yeah, the moon. The pretty moon surface. Isn't that great? I want to see you see.

Sure. JPC, you are a little like six, seven year old, you're a younger kid who's about to go to bed. Aaron, you are the moon. And JPC, you've heard the children's book too many times, you've your parents have read it to you too many times. And you think tonight is the first night you're actually going to say good night to the moon and it doesn't go the way you thought it would.

Ah, the moon, the moon in the sky. Well, it's been a long day. I guess it's time for me to say good night. Stop it. Stop it. Seriously, shh. I have... Does it look like I've had my coffee yet? I'm starting work right now. Hello. Are you talking to me? Oh, hello. Shut up. Shut up. Uh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm Brian.

I'm just, I was going to go to sleep, and I was just, what is this thing going to be? Yeah, good night. OK, well, also, it's a little passive-aggressive because this is obviously my morning. I'm working right now. Do you see this? I'm working.

Do you know that it actually takes effort to stay in the sky? I know. Do you know that it actually takes effort to stay in the sky? Do you know that this is work? I mean, I don't know anything. I'm sorry. Well, you were having fun and playing in the sun all day. I was just trying to get some rest, but y'all are so loud on Earth.

You're screaming on the playgrounds. You're talking and you're laughing and you're screaming. Like people work the night shift at halls. Let's not mow our lawns. Uh-huh. Oh my God. Do you even care? I don't know.

Can I go to bed? You, hey Brian, you kept me awake. Well, I, me, the moon was trying to sleep. Because you were screaming on that playground and you're going Marco and I go who plays Marco Polo on a playground that's for pooled idiot. It's I mean anyone can play Marco Polo It's not safe when you're not in the water. You're just wondering on my oh my god I don't believe I'm sorry. I'm trying to play it quiet or game during the day. No, but you have to scream while you're sleeping. What if the moon just started screaming, Brian?

I don't know. I don't know. Uh, it would be bad. It's not different. I'm so tired of it. I'm sorry. Good night. I guess good night if you're tired.

What? I'm not, I'm starting work right now. Brian! You're tired. Okay. Why don't you just call and like call off today if you're so tired. No, I just call off today. It's a viable option.

Hey listen, this date has been so fun. I mean, we have so much in common. We're both, you know, 25 years old. We both, you know, work as lawyers. I just feel like there's something a little off about you. Did something happen to you when you were a kid? Um, yeah, kind of. Do you want to tell me about it or is that the second date kind of conversation? No, it's probably best if I get it out now.

So I was talking back to the moon, which I shouldn't have done. And they cursed me to have the mind of an eight year old forever. Oh, uh, mind of an eight year old. But yeah, but now that I'm here, 25 year old, stud lawyer. See, so if you, all I went in the world is a piece of art that's a ton of children out playing and then the moon in the night sky just saying y'all are so loud. Oh my god, my brain.

Okay, great. Y'all are so loud. A-pap-papoo. Okay. Um. Did you turn into Adam Taylor there for a minute? Yeah. Did you like it? You got to love it.

Uh, two locks in a window, but not any doors. My twin th'me musician, find it on tours. Using my, I'm sorry, I'm just laughing thinking about you guys being funny generally. Aaron, please, you're serious. That was both like a couple of it and like a bird. Yeah, and this is a first to break down laughing and go, I'm just thinking about generally YouTube being funny. That is such, that is like such like lying in a job interview where you're just like,

oh, I'm just laughing about something I heard earlier. It's like, no, you're fucking not. Like, what's so funny? Nobody laughs at something from earlier in the day. I'm gonna do a few more. I'm gonna do a few more. I'm gonna do a few more. I'm gonna do a few more. I'm gonna do a few more.

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I'm gonna do a few more. I'm gonna do a few more. I'm gonna do a few more. I'm gonna do a few more. I'm gonna do a few more. I'm gonna do a few more. I'm gonna do a few more. I'm gonna do a few. Some versions of me have a rubber membrane. Two locks in a window, but not any doors. My twins and musician find it on tours. Using my parts you can spell out my name.

Some versions of me have a rubber membrane. Hmm, I love this one. I think it's great. Is it like an audio jack? Like for for like a Hey, I'm audio jack Do you believe do I make loud noises wait wait Tony I'm sorry. Is this our new editor audio?

Yeah, I'm audio jack. I gotta see a seed. I gotta see a seed. So Aaron we we're We're at all and I are in a band, we're doing a live concert and suddenly our monitor has gone out and we're calling to the back of the room to see if someone can come up and fix our monitor. Alright, before we begin our next song, it's just... And real quick, don't forget, my name is Rusty Credentials. And I'm Liam Gallagher and I'm doing fine This is my choice and we are four aces is my choice. I have the to my brother

Rusty credentials is He's good. I've got a bit The sun's down to nabby. He's getting there And I'm monitor just without out if we get out the sound Oh, it's quite this is quite a production This is quite a production Alright now Mario Jack ready? Let's do a column response with the audience No no no no no

No No no no no I hate Damien Damien Yeah We want you to work on the mic No I'm testing the union. Which one? Don't ask. Oh Great blocs. Yeah, don't ask don't ask

Yeah, don't ask don't ask don't ask my father was a donut and local our 206 I believe Feel My cat though into audio jacks cat. He's always with me If that's your cat, what's it's nine? Rusty credentials. Oh that's a good name. Second. You can't say it was Rusty credentials as well. Yeah. Oh KCB. That would I say the name but keep it on your jackdust. Hey cat. on a guitar. No, can you play the guitar? Me on a guitar. You just keep it in the middle.

You just keep it in the middle. I said, well, yes, I know what I've done to see. So what is the answer to this riddle? Think about it. Think about it. Oh, thanks, Aaron. I guess I'll just think about it. A musician can use it too.

It's a certain instrument. It's a certain instrument. It's a instrument. And it has two locks. It's a two lock window, but not any doors. And I have two locks. Two locks. Two locks. Two locks. Two locks. And I have two locks.

Two locks. And I have two locks. Two locks. And I have two locks. Two locks. And I have two locks. Two locks. And I have two locks.

Two locks. And I have two locks. Two locks. And I have two locks. Two locks. And I have two locks. Two locks. And I have two locks.

Two locks. And I have two locks. Two locks. And I have two version. Washington tub. A music version, and this is a key. It's a key. It's a keyboard. Oregon. You got it key. It's a keyboard. A key, a keyboard.

It's a keyboard. Oh, it's such a keyboard. We have one more and then we'll go in and bring it up. So walk me through this. Cap's lock and then lock. A keyboard, okay. But what's the plastic membrane? Rubber membrane.

Rubber membrane. Okay. Rubber, rubber, rubber, rubber, rubber, rubber, rubber. Aaron, I think my voice is stuck like this. Can we take a break? Nope, not yet. We have one more. The audience will have to suffer.

Yep, that's your choice. That's fucked. You've used it ever since you were a kid. Think of it as your own personal squid. A pilot on a white mountain could make you think of it. When you can't find your own, a co-workers you'll covet. Oh.

What is it? I got it. This is a pilot pin. This is a pin. As someone who's obsessed with ink pens and your pens, this is a pen. Yep. And pilot, I gotta say, fantastic brand of pen.

Really? I don't know that I can name it other brand of pen. Bick. Bick to be again. Yep. Well, we're gonna go on a quick break and then we're going to have some riddles from a very special riddle giver. So stick around and Adles voice will be fixed by the end of this.

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Wait, I've been pranked. But how? I don't know. Hey Rick, oh Rick. Oh, thank you too so much for taking me in for surgery. I feel much better. Well, yeah, that was a four month long break. Oh, can I say magic tavern would have been ruined. Oh, if I sounded like that for Magic Tavern, I'd be fucked. What?

My heart. And I gotta be honest, when you had the voice stuck like that, and we went in for the surgery, I honestly thought it was gonna be like throat surgery or like vocal cord surgery, but they surgically recreated a beautiful ass for you, Adel. I don't know how that makes it. Thank you.

But that thing is bangin'. Yeah, the comparison I brought in was a photo of Powdered Toast man from Rennin Siffy. You know when he bends down to fly? See, what it looks like to me, and I mean, this is a compliment, is Mel Brooks in Spaceballs, when he gets his ass, his body turned around and he pulls back his coat and he can see

his own ass in the front. That I mean, that's what it looks like to me. It looks great. Thank you so much. I guess they did put it in the front. Brick yeah, it fix the problem though. So it's like, Bakers can't be choosers, but you do have a bunch of. You can have been on Magic Tavern without a great ass.

Thank you. Yeah, already a mat. Great ass. I don't know if you've ever been in the locker room with Arne and Matt. Hatchimachi. Those buns are toned. Yeah, they're both big ass men.

Oh, I didn't tell you guys that we started our own high school. It's just the three of us. That's fun. Who's the popular kid? Who's the jock and who's the nerd? Arnie's all three. Yep. Yep.

Cool. We take tracks teaching and learning. I like it. That makes fucking sense. Mm-hmm. Poor Arnie had to sit next to me during that New York caption contest game that we played at your Bachelor party. So he just had to listen to my sheer panic about how I wasn't funny enough.

I was just like, Arnie, I'm not funny. And he was like, you're okay. And I was like, I'm not funny, Arnie. They're gonna know. Arnie is the most, I've never in my life met someone who's more like even keel. Like in any stressful situation, he would be my number one pick of like,

who would you want to be in like a plane incident with or on a stranded boat or whatever the question is, it's Arnie, because he is so, I've never seen him mad, I've never seen him panic. Like he is. This is a roast of myself. He's the opposite of me if that's any indicator. He has his shit together. That's what we're talking about.

He has a shit together. All right, let's do some more riddles, shall we? Yes, please. Shoo! These come from, oh, I don't even know who this is. Well, let me put my glasses on. Let me take a little These are from Anthony Birch from Dungeons and daddies

He replaced you on the show for a little while. Can I just say when you were gone and Anthony was one of our co-host the amount of The amount of merchandise that we sold was Peak peak from Heybattle over it'll time on the air our peak merch sales from merchandising. That's true. That would be a very funny bit if we made birch and dice tease and Heyrittle riddle sold it instead of dungeons and daddies were doing it. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I just thought of it not just birch and dice but birch and dice. So it's Anthony Birch and he's rolling D&D dice. I don't know.

What sweaters, T-shirts. I know. We could use it. It's custom dice. It's custom dice with Anthony Birch is on the one. So we just get a picture of him for the one. It's like D6's or it's D whatever because he's the one. And it's just his photo of his head as the one.

And we sell them at our store. So they're dice. So they're D&D based and it's just his photo of his head as the one and we sell them at our store. So they're dice, so they're D&D based and it's Anthony Burge. So it's like really in Dungeons and Datties alley, except we sell them on our store. Can't see us. Can't see us. Dibs. Dibs and nots. Dibs and nots doing us. Anthony, if you would like me to tattoo your leg with birch and dice, text me. And we'll get it done.

Yeah. And we're going to make those dice and I your silent sands and he's not, oh, he's, I mean, I said he didn't text me. So great. All right. So, um, let's get into it. This is from Anthony, right? This is either a type of riddle I made up, or I'm ripping it off from somewhere and I don't remember where shit, maybe Riddle Riddle that'd be embarrassing I'm calling them pop chains, but that's stupid. So feel free to come up with a better name I don't think it's stupid. I think it's a great name and Anthony

You don't have to be embarrassed about submitting riddles We've done on the show before because we've done the same hurdles multiple times of the show before and forgot about it So and sometimes we know we don't care before it forgot about it. So, and sometimes we know we don't care. The premise is that you have to connect one work of pop culture to another by linking the words or other forms of the same word contained in the titles of other works of pop culture. Fuck. Yes, this is my heaven. I am in heaven right now. Yeah. These are amazing and we're very lucky that he took the time to do this. I I tell you anyone, but Adel did die during that butt surgery? And so this, he is literally in heaven right now.

Would you know my ass if you squeezed it in heaven? Aaron, is there an example just to make sure we understand? Oh, probably. For example, let's say, Calvin and Hobbes to Shawshank Redemption. And there's one link. So it would be Calvin and Hobbes, Fast and Furious presents Hobbes and Shaw, Shawshank Redemption.

Gun eyes. So the one link is Fast and Furious, present Hobbes and Shaw. I was gonna say Calvin and Hobbes. I was gonna say Calvin and Hobbes, Calvin pissing on a Ford I Can't afford to watch Shawshank redemption again Is it expensive to read all the judges all the judges out of Edels dis now 10 10

Germany fuck you we Fe your ass what I can't Aaron I Cannot afford TBS. I said it Who has time who has time money for TBS? It's a streaming free somewhere. Well look We'll fix this for you guys. I assume TBS is still basic cable which means you have to pay for basic cable Which who could afford that? So you guys are you getting how it works? Or do you want me to go into? No, I get it.

I get it. Great. Great. Great. I love the idea of, if anyone from Marvel is listening, please let me work on the title called Basic Cable. And it's Cable, and he wears like cargo shorts and like a polo, and he has like a barbed wire tattoo. And he's just like going to Taco Bell and getting drunk.

Like please let me write Basic Cable. Thank you so much. Going to Taco Bell to get drunk. Wow, I'm I'm if you think they're not casting Larry the cable guy is basic cable, but I don't know what you maybe you're barking up the Rug true. I'm from the future either done. Here's another example, but it's it's two links this time. Okay, so it's even more thinking wow Blade to man on wire. Do you want to try it before I? Blade to Man on Wire. So Man on Wire, I don't think I've seen this movie, but I believe it's a Mill Gibson movie.

Or is that, I'm sorry, that's Bird on a Wire. Man on Wire is the documentary about the guy who walks between the two ways in there. Yes. And it doesn't matter what the things are about, it's just the titles. Yeah, so it's like man on wire and blade. So it's like, you would need to be like,

it would need to be like repo man and like blade repo or something like that, right? You'd have to find the combination. What if it was like blade, trench coat, matrix, matrix reloaded twins, twin towers, man on wire? So Adel, this is how you do an imman pressure, but it's not, I don't personally know it's how you play this game. It's just the title, so it has to have the same word.

I see, I see. So, we could do, so blade into like blade runner. Yep. So, blade to blade runner. Runner. Runner to running man. Mm hmm. Running man to man.

Running man to man. Yeah, you did it. For you. You nailed it. Or for you. Yeah. I mean, he says, did that make sense? Also, I'm sure there are multiple correct answers

to many of these, which I would be shocked if we could find another one. But we'll see. All right, ready? Yes. Texas Ranger to Red Dead Redemption. What is, I'm, Texas Rangers, is that the Czech Norris one? It's Walker Texas Ranger.

Yes. Yes. Oh, sorry, sorry. Let me read that again, because I didn't, I didn't read the word Walker. Ready? Walker Texas Ranger to Red Dead Redemption. Mmm. Walker Texas Ranger to Red Dead Redemption. Walker, Texas Ranger to Red Dead Redemption. Aaron, this is one jump or two.

It's one link. One link? Walker, Texas Ranger. So what we're looking for is Ranger to Red. Is it like Red Power Ranger, Power Ranger Red? Right? There was a Red Power Ranger. He didn't have a spin off movie.

Not his own movie. I would. What was the Red Power Rangers deal? I don't remember. The blue one was the nerdy one. He was red. He was red. Yeah.

Thank you. Uh, so it's just the title. Walker Texas Ranger. Movies with Walker. It has to be the title. I don't. Ranger, you want Ranger. Walker Texas Ranger to Red. Oh, it has to be a newbie title. Ranger, you want Ranger. Walker, Texas, Ranger, to red.

Oh, it has to be Ranger. It doesn't have to be Ranger. Oh, but it has to be a movie title, right? It has to be a title of something in pop culture. Yeah, right. We're talking about video game, man. It's a video game, yeah. Wait, it doesn't have to be Ranger.

I thought, what do you mean it doesn't have to be Ranger? It doesn't have to be Ranger. It doesn't have to be Ranger. It has to be just, it doesn't have to be the It doesn't have to be Ranger. It doesn't have to be just a it doesn't have to be the last word. It can be any word in it. Oh, it can be any connection from Walker Texas Ranger to red. And it can be any version of any of those words. Um, oh man, that makes this harder.

Uh, uh, boy. Yeah, I'm struggling with this one. Walker Texas Roger. Yeah, I'm struggling with this one. Walker Texas Roger. This, uh, Walker, Soul Walker, Walker Texas, Texas. I'm not afraid to know why. What connects these two works of fiction, Robbins? Robbins.

Robbins. Red Robin. Yum. No. Red Robin, is that pop culture? I was like, that's a, that's a restaurant check. I'll tell you what the connection is. It's from Walker.

It's a foreign word. Walker. Walker. A walk to remember. A walk to robin, remember. Remember red. Remember, remember, remember,

remember, a walk to remember. Mandy Less. Walker. Walker. What's the word? What's the word? dr. Moro. What's the word? What's the word? Roger Bush in that we're trying to get to the second dead

Dead walker to dead walker to dead. Maybe any form of the word walk. Oh, so walk tall. No walk walk hard hard dead No, it's only one link, so something that has walk in. Oh, the walking dead. Mm-hmm, that's it. So, walker Texas Ranger to walking dead to reddit retention. I love the walk. Ah, dead, okay. It also accept dead man walking.

Thank you for reminding us it can be any form of the word or tense. That's great. Yes. Okay. Star Wars. Star Wars. Star Wars. Star Wars. Star Wars. Star Wars. Star Wars, Star Wars. I know I love these Star Wars to the born identity. And how many links?

One link. Star Wars to the link. Just like I like my Zelda games. One link. I know what you're slaying. Star Wars to the born identity. Star Wars to the born identity. Oh, I got it. Star Wars to a star is born to the born identity. Mm-hmm.

Wow. Put these on my tombstone. I know, aren't these amazing? Pepperoni. Ha, ha, ha. New York City, get the rope. Remember that commercial? Isn't it wild that they were gonna kill a guy over salsa?

Ha, ha, ha. New York City. Yeah, they did. the rope. Remember that commercial? Isn't it wild that they're going to kill a guy over salsa? You're excited. Yeah, and they did. The commercial cutaway of that man. Problem child to Superman, one link. Problem child to Superman. Problem child. Remember it can be any form of the word like plural or children of men, probably a man in Superman. Yeah, okay. Nice. I'd like to see a scene.

Oh, please. Adel, you are whatever superhero you choose. And JBC, your Superman. And JBC, you're sort of realizing how boring Superman is when you're talking to Adel. You're realizing that you might be one of the most boring superheroes. Check out this spread, huh? Not bad.

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And maybe you've seen the car that I drive around. It's a, um... Dodge Durango. Ah! Man, what? What? The universe? Are you from what cinematic universe? You do seem Marvel? Are you...? I'm from Image. In-ee! Yeah, and sorry, when I say Dodge Durango,

it's two Dodge Durango's on top of each other, and I'm in the top one. A double-decker Durango. Yeah, and sorry, when I say dodgerango, it's two dodgerango's on top of each other and I'm in the top one. I double deck of Daringo. Yeah, double deck. Yeah, double, yeah, double Daringo. Yeah, superman, nice to meet you. What's the name? Superman, I'm kind of the whole package.

Sorry, I'm the best of. I'm sorry, I'm laughing. I was thinking of something, I was thinking of my friends being funny Your name your name is super Man somebody are you what are you a doctor or your so it's an adjective and then literally what you are Your name is doctor drapes is that yeah doctor drapes and I use my Mike my fabric to wrap around criminals and to stop crime. So what is?

Sorry, you seem to have a rinky-dink little red cape. What's that? Are you? Just encourage bulls to attack you. I mean no, they're welcome to try. Can I be honest with you? Yeah, I was having one of the roughest nights of my life Meeting you has really turned that around. I guess I do have a lot to be thankful for. So what are your, I mean your outfit, I'm sorry, I'm just, I'm gonna be a straight shooter. I'm from image, I'm gonna be a straight shooter, I'm gonna give it to you raw. That's what, that's what image promises. Are you, what are your powers?

Are you just like a guy? What do you, what is your thing? I eat it's like a, that's like invincibility and I can fly. Your power is invincibility and flying? I can shoot lasers out of my eyes, I'm super strong. Wait, all of those? Are you joking? No. So how are you, how are you interesting or fun?

I can't be killed. Oh, I have a weakness, but it's like a rock from space that though it has. Like a space opera. And even that like flash Gordon. So wait, hold on, even that I can get passed pretty easily. I've met a few. I've met one of your compatriots, I believe. The guy's name is the flash. Now the flash, I got to say great name.

And he has one power and his one power is he can run super fast. So fast, in fact, he can turn the earth back on its axis and turn back time. Now, yeah, that's a power. Yeah, I'm about as fast. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You're about as I'm so sorry, I can't wrap my head around this or my curtains around this. You're about as fast as the flash and his one power is being fast. And addition to the eight other power to you listed listed you're also as fast as the flash I'm about as fast as I'm flying. Hey, hey

Pony up come over here pony up come over here Oh get off your horse get off your high horse He's stone. He's stone pony up get off your horse. Oh, yeah, you gotta listen to this guy Listen to this guy's powers don't know what's going on man. I fucked up man. Listen to this guy's powers. Superman. Superman. Say your powers. Yeah.

Uh, uh, super fast, super strong. I can fly, I can shoot laser beams. I can't be killed and I'm from space. Wait, am I over hearing this, right? Are you serious? Yeah. That's like everything. That's like what a little kid imagines a superhero to be.

That's so funny. That's like someone playing God in an improv scene. It's boring High horse is just a bunch of Talking spider in a bunch of bees that are actually just cockroaches Oh fuck man, you gotta help me man, you gotta get me out of here. I'm too fucking hot man. See. Wow, that scene made me really realize Superman has it all.

All right, back to the future to Miller's Crossing, two links, way harder. Back to the future, Miller's Crossing. Okay. Okay. I'm going to try and work backwards a little bit. Miller's Crossing. Okay. Okay. Uh, let's, I'm gonna try and work backwards a little bit. So Miller's Crossing was Crossing Jordan a show? It sounds like a show.

Right, I think there's a TV show. Crossing Jordan, sure. I'd never watched it, but I believe I saw it in a TV guide when I was, I don't know, 14. So Crossing Jordan. One of these movies I'm not very familiar with. Mm. Not a TV show.

There's no TV shows, man. It's a movie. Wait, that's a future. Future man is a TV show. I would sure at the end of this, what is something that could connect to Miller's crossing? It's Miller time. Meet the Miller's.

It's not the title, you're so close though. It's we. Well, we're the Miller's. We are the millers. It's not that's not the title you're so close though. It's we Well, we're the millers. We are the millers. Okay. I'm the others. Cedicus and yeah, where the Millers were his last names now? Yeah, yeah, so they can say that I was on a party animated movie about dinosaurs. Oh dinosaurs Lane before time the last dinosaur. Back to the future. Wait, would you say Aaron? It's a bad. Oh, go ahead.

We're back. Yeah. We are the millers, a miller type or whatever reason in the beginning. We are back. We're back. What is back? I know it's a dinosaur movie,

but I don't know how it is. I've never seen it. I guess we're all watching that now. I definitely have seen it when I was a child because it's got this has to be an old-ass movie. This has to be from like I want to say 94. Yeah, that's super old. You want to go look through the limit?

I know, that's super old. Yeah, hold on, let's see it. We're back the movie. We're back. We're back. I remember as a kid loving a notland of the law. Holy shit. 93.

I was so close. What's the, we're back a dinosaur story. It is a family fantasy movie. Four fun loving dinosaurs take a trip to New York City. Oh wait, I've seen, I've definitely seen this cover before. Yeah, I think they, I think they also had a crossing with like McDonald's or something. I feel like I saw a bunch of this merchandise

when I was younger. Oh yeah. John Goodman, Walter Cronkite, Yardley Smith, you know what, children. You're Dly Smith. Yeah. She does more than just Bart. Oh, that's insane. All right.

Yardley is like. Oh yeah. Lovant, Kenneth Mars, wow. Okay, so I guess we gotta go watch for your back. Can we do this for a review crew? Yeah, let's do it. If we can find it. All right, we have three more. Hell yeah.

Raiders of the Lost Ark to romancing the stone. Two links. Everybody loves Raiders. Yeah, let's see. Raiders of the Lost Ark to romancing the stone. So I think the loss... Here's of the lost arc to romancing the stone. So I think the lost, wait, where are the raiders from the Oakland raiders? Tearing, no. I got Stone and Oakland was. Aaron, if I say a movie, will you tell me if it's one of the right links?

Sure. True romance? No. Okay. Okay, so it's not true. The main thing is the stone. Is romance, is romance the right stone? Okay, it's not stone.

Stone, stone age, stone. The Rolling Stone, stone stone stone stone stone the Rolling Stone stone pony stone the family stone no and then raiders of the last arc I'd focus on raider raiders uh raider the raid no room room no. Room Raiders. No, Raiders. The room. It's Raider, Darth Raider. Raider. Oh, and don't forget it can be video games or whatever else. Raiden from Mortal Kombat.

It's the second word of it. How about I just give you the hint. Yeah, just hit us with that hint. All the films in this chain are about rating lost artifacts, except for the third one, which is about mustaches, which is so funny that this one is about mustaches. There may be laughs so hard when I read it. I must be a what's interesting movie.

No, it's, yeah, once I say it, you're gonna be like, yeah, really? The mustaches and that were really kind of distracting. I feel like I was focusing on that instead of. Is it a puirot movie? No, it's- Okay. It's got stone in it, right? A west turn.

Oh, tombstone. Tombstone is, I mean, Valchemmer's mustache, Anker Russell's is pretty wild. Oh, and then Tomb Raider. We got Tomb Raider. Nice. Yeah. Hell yeah. Yeah, we got it.

We got it. Aaron, can you be from? Yep, you got it. Nice. Ooh. The thing to love actually, and it's two links. The thing, my favorite horror film, to love actually my second favorite horror film.

I wanna say that thing you do. No, that's fine though. Okay, to the thing. Although you could do the thing, that thing you do love me do love actually, but that's what this is. Is do the right thing? Do the right thing?

Is it do the right thing? Okay. Is it? It's a TV show. Oh, family things. It's very, very popular on Netflix. Things. Oh, stranger things.

Uh huh. So, and sorry, what was the last one? What are we trying to get to? Love actually. Love actually. So, the things, stranger things, Dr. Strange love, love actually. Yeah. You love these, don't you?

I knew you. This is like how, this is how my brain was meant to work. Just another example as how one of us could be me should be replaced with Anthony Birch. Can you imagine these every week? That's what you could get if you guys fire me and hire him. Amazing, right?

We could not afford to pay Anthony Birch for help. I know, he's so smart. You get the dummy rate with me. You pay me in chocolate coins. All right. The Empire Chocolate. OK, awesome. Even better. The Empire Strikes Back to Spice World.

And it's three links as a map. The Empire Strikes Back. Empire Records. No, dammit. The Empire's rights back back to the future men and black men and back future is female. Some of the some of these have there's a TV show maybe in this. Did you say Spice World Aaron? Yes, I did. Spice world. Back to wait, I'm sorry not back to the future. What was it? The Empire strikes back. Empire strikes back. Two spice world. And The Empire Strikes Back. Empire Strikes Back. Two Spice World.

Empire Strikes Back. We do a world of warcraft, world, world of, it's a mad mad mad mad world. So the Empire Strikes Back and the thing that comes after that is a TV show. Okay, Empire, oh, well there's a show called Empire. Yeah, but you have the right word. There's another show.

Empire, another show. There's but you have the right word. There's another. Empire. There's a commercial for empire carpets. Uh-huh. 800 by the two six hundred empire. Call today. Is it 300 or two 600? Oh, it doesn't matter.

We'll never know. What's up? Aaron is this a TV show that is pretty well known. Yeah, I would say so. It was a HBO Oh boardwalking a fire. So Empire so expect boardwalk empire Bored to death No, oh wow, it's boardwalk still. Oh, it's a boardwalk

Boop boardwalk boardwalk things a boardwalk to remember could it be a song? Yeah, it can be a song? Yeah. It can be a song under the boardwalk? Mm-hmm. That's it. Under the boardwalk. And then under the boardwalk to a new spice world. Spice world, yeah.

Oh wow, under the boardwalk to Spice World. Underworld. Underworld. Yep, you got it. And those are. Can I just say, these are so satisfying. When you solve them, if you feel like you're freaking king of the world. Yep, you got it. And those are. Can I just say, these are so satisfying. When you solve them, if you feel like you're freaking king of the world, you feel like you're Nicholas Cage and that other guy trying to find the declaration of fit, the fit

this something like that. Something like that. Anthony, thank you so much for writing these. I love them. Thank you. If anyone wants to write this kind of format and submit it to us, I know I would love to do some more. And all you gotta do is get permission from Anthony. So DM. No, no, no, no, don't leave him alone.

You can't do format his rettles. Well, typically our podcast at gmail.com. Wow. Wow. Yeah, when I said DM Anthony, I did mean that you should run a run a campaign for Anthony then after a couple of years casually be like, hey, man Do you mind if I submit some of those riddles that you did for Hey, we're gonna by that same easier for any of them be like dude It's totally cool like go with God like Anthony. I don't know if you remember I ran that honey heist one shot for you

Can you do 400 hours of my podcast? Anything to plug. I want to plug speaking of Anthony Birch and Birch and dice. I want to plug a wonderful podcast. You should listen to it called Dungeons and Datties. It's fantastic. Everyone involved is absolutely wonderful, not just as performers, but also as humans.

And everyone should be listening to it. But Addle, they have so many fucking episodes. I mean, is it possible just to jump in? It was there like recently, a new season. Are we? Yes, they just started new season and you can hop in there and you don't have to have listened. But if you did listen to the first season,

you're gonna catch some fun Easter eggs and some familial ties and whatnot. But yes, you't jump in currently. Do you see anything to plug? Yeah, as we all know, I'm seating my plug time for the foreseeable future, and this one is to read another five star review. This one is from, I want to say L.S.P.O.7,

who says, the following podcast is highly addictive. Do not listen to this podcast unless you are prepared to fall in love with the hosts. Aaron, JPC and Adela are three of my favorite people that I've never met. The show is so funny, and also the only podcast that I've ever completed, and then started over

from episode one to go back through, because I needed more. Also, subscribe to the Patreon, never regret it for a second. My favorite show to get me through the day and never fails to make me laugh or smile. I love the clue crew. Eh, I or LSpo 7?

We love you too. Thank you so much for listening. Thank you. For submitting a five-star review, if you wanna get your review read on the air, all you have to do is go to iTunes and submit a five star review. And remember, I will read whatever you write, as long as there are five shining stars on that review.

And we should say we do have a $500 Applebee's gift card to mail to that person. We're just gonna put it in a blank envelope, put it in the mail, and if you find it, that is yours. Great. And go ahead and just load it up with $500 and you have that full piece of meal. Aaron, would you like to plug anything at all? Yes, speaking of Anthony Birch, this is a little bit of a spoiler but the episode he recorded

with sitcom D&D is going to be out soon. So follow sitcom D&D on Instagram and Twitter and look out for that. It's a very, very fun episode and I can't wait for people to hear it. And you're hearing it here first. They're just gonna be on the show. So that's pretty cool.

And thank you Anthony for doing that and for submitting these riddles. This is so nice. Jupiter I guess. You guys are so funny. I can't believe I was giggling about you guys just being funny. I don't know, yeah, I guess if I can buy forever, whatever. Okay. Oh, yes.

Casey, how are you? I'm gonna go. Hey there, andies and maize. If you like that, you're gonna love this week's Patreon. We have special guest Thomas Sanders on to play an anime game. You can listen to that plus our entire Batcadilog at patreon.com.shareedulvirtle, by joining the ClickCruf for $5 a month or the ReviewCruf for $8 a month. And you get those head-free episodes. See you there!