Hey Riddle Riddle - #20: School Runnings

Episode Date: December 5, 2018

In this tasty ep we learn all about each others High School persona, get a sneak peek at a father/son buddy cop flick, deal with the harsh realities of Benjamin Button disease and tell the story about Jesus and his bud that the bible doesn't want you to hear! You're also going to want to lay out your beach towel cause we have a brand new Sandbox with Sandor Weisz! Go Harbormen! Go Boilermakers! Go Fighting Irish! It's Hey Riddle Riddle!Starring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifGuest Starring:Sandy Weisz at mysteryleague.comEditing by: KJ SnyderTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a head gum podcast. I'm Adderify. I'm JPC. And I'm Aaron Keefe. Oh man, and Jeff. Jeff, would you like to say something? Jeff has been quiet for all 18 episodes. I feel like Jeff doesn't, hey guys. I feel like Jeff doesn't carry his fucking weight in the show. Jeff's on all the emails.

Yeah. Jeff responds, I'm so into it. I'm so into it. I love the show. I'm so proud to be a part of the show. I feel the show, I'm so proud to be able to show it. I feel like Jeff gets all the Twitter love. Yeah, it's unsaid. I guess we'll go ahead and say it, guys.

Jeff Garland's here. So let me just... In preparation for Christmas is Jeff Garland. Is that what you said? Is it Jeff Garland? Okay, you got it right. Yeah, George Garland. George Garland.

Welcome everyone. How's everybody doing? So are you talking to us or Jeff Garland? I'm talking to the audience. Yeah everyone. How's everybody doing? So you talking to us or Jeff Garland? I'm talking to the audience. Yeah, so how's everybody doing audience if you tweet at us if you're doing great If you're with the hashtag, I'm doing pretty good And with that I want a photo of where you're listening to the show. So this week your assignment dear listeners Oh, I forgot this is another segment of Aaron's homework. Yeah Aaron's homework because I'm now it's time for at right it's homework. I'm fun but we're also gonna learn okay. I want you to miss frisl. Oh that's our huge compliment. Yeah I love how it's good. I was so attracted to Miss

Frisl. She was a cartoon. And I'm a lot like her? Yes. Okay, great, great. Interesting. Take a picture of a weird, a lot longer. Yeah. Yes, we finally got her to say it. Two funny boys in one room?

Isn't it too many? Are we being your sister room? Worse nightmare. So take a picture. Honestly, I was a total nightmare as a children. Really? In class? All right, okay, can I guess your vibe?

Yeah. Class clown, who was really just, no one was laughing, everyone was so excited. Now can I guess your weight? Yes, 167. Oh, what's a pi way? You were correct, I was a class clown, but I also had a knack for like,

if a teacher would be like, all right, why don't you, if you know it so well, if you're talking, why don't you explain it to the class? And teacher would be like, all right, why don't you, if you know it so well, if you're talking, why don't you explain it to the class? And I would be like, okay, well, this is the thing that you were talking about. And then I would whisper to the teacher, never call me out. Because you don't know what you're getting into.

And were you still seated when you whispered? Oh yeah, oh yeah. So you're like 15 feet away. I would just, I would lean back, put my hands by, but I would say never call me out. If it's a sub, you put a neck on her chair. I remember I did that to a math teacher. And to be honest, I had already flunked this math class.

This was my second time taking it. This is in high school. And I was, I was cracking wise. I was telling one of my classic jokes. So I was real funny, haha. And she asked me if I would like to come up to the board and solve the problem. I was like, I'd love to come up to the board

and solve the problem. And I came up to the board and solve the problem. I was like, I'd love to come up to the board and solve the problem. And I came up to the board and solve the problem. And as I was walking back to my desk, I went to her desk and said, what were you thinking? So you were the worst. Yeah, real pieces of shit. No teacher should ever mess with me. And they mostly didn't learn their lessons. What was your?

And the ones that became my friends became my competition. What was your high school mascot? We were the fighting Irish. Oh, it is so funny. Go ahead. What were you? Let's guess what Aaron was like in high school. I bet you were like really like everybody loved you, but you weren't like a bit your athletic in sports, but you weren't like super popular. Like you weren't like a trend center, but everybody just loved you. No effortlessly charming. No. Drug addicts. Yeah. Track marks.

You smoke a lot of weed in high school? No. Oh, man. Oh, maybe you want to. Track star. What was even shifly? I'm looking at you. You made me smoke weed in high school. You mean B.P.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B. No, it's even shifling in high school. You made me smoke weed in high school.

He's the one who said stop eating lunch off my back. No way. Wait, weed made me smoke Steven's high school. I do not take care of a weed made me smoke Steven's side. I do not like canned for weed. I was a drama kid. I played with a player. No. No.

People, I don't think hated me. I think for a while I was one of those preemptive bullies. I was like a little sarcastic and biting and bored. Did women want to be you and did men want to be with you? No. I know when we're kissing. No, I'm with'm with kiss me. You've talked many times on the show.

How you weren't kissed until? No, people kissed me. One of my losers? No, I think I was like 13 or 14 when I had my first kiss. Noise. But it was like lots of time in between kissing. In between your first kiss? Yeah, I just, it was it was what pack what very slow with draw

Very slow move forward and then another pack. I was gonna say what I want to know your high school mascot was mine is Ridiculous we were the boiler makers like Purdue Big buff is just like Purdue so it's a big buff orange dude with a K in the middle of his chest because it was Qani high school And he has like a sledgehammer and it was the big buff orange dude with a K in the middle of his chest because it was Qani High School. And he has like a sledgehammer and it was the boiler maker. So our color, the best part about high school was our colors were orange and black, like Halloween.

So that was always kind of fun. I remember like a tiger I guess, but mostly Halloween. I want to buy it. So but we both had high school mascots that were college mascots. Yeah, I think that's where a lot of high schools go to. It's like, let's just, what are they gonna do?

What was yours, Aaron? I'm from a seaside town called Hingham. From seaside? Not the scallops. No, it's that in the vein of that though. We were the harbormen. The harbormen. Like, and so it was just like a guy in a yellow, raining coat.

Catch us a fish or the harbormen. Yeah, wait. And so, like, our games would be like, now the harbormen versus the sailors. Or like the harbormen. Yeah, wait. And so like our games would be like, now the harbormen versus the sailors. Or like the harbormen versus the lobsters. It's like all nautical. Not a crittinged mascot. But harbormen was like female athletes

were harbormen as well? Yeah, we are all the harbormen. And that's also the local rich family, right? The harbormens. The harbormens. We've had things we'd be like, H-I-N-G-H-A-M, where the hang-up harbor man. Oh yeah, gonna win this game tonight. Oh yeah, gonna win it in the night.

Oh yeah, gonna win it in the night. Our theme, our like, you know, high school fight song, was shaggy, it wasn't me. And my body was so good. My body was already ocean. What do you? Do you guys want to guess what I was like in high school? You were, you weren't yet.

I'm going to be. Yeah. You were still a figurine in that which had put a curse on you. Exactly. You were a little boy's puppet. Yeah. What were you looking at high school, Adel? By the time, so by the time you read this, I will be long gone.

So when I was a freshman, I was somewhat popular, but I also lived in my sister's shadow, because my sister was very popular. Okay. But by the time I was junior, senior, I was student council president. Nice. Did like key club and stuff. And I also did like speech and debate, but I also was a football player. Like I played, I did track and all the sports and everything, but then I also did theater and all the school plays and everything.

Yeah, I was trying to say he was well-rounded. I was well-rounded. So everyone like, like I, you know, made the rounds at the blunch table. You guys want to be your course, want to be with you. That's what I was well-rounded. So everyone like like I you know Made the rounds at the lunch table you guys wanted to be you curse one bit with you best of that I was class president too and whenever I Talked to yeah, whatever class president or student council president. How student council president? Not student council, which means I could like leave class I could walk into a classroom and pull anybody out of any class and just hang out with them The power that's a government position. I was what I liked about the people But when I tell people that I was class president like oh, you're a class president. I was yeah, it's like a popularity contest

That I won My boyfriend was prom king and it's the worst Wow, I just like I'm like how am I I don't know I'm he Reefling with frickin prom king. I recently went to his house and be like put on the sash and I was like I think I've Seeing I recently went to his house and he put on the sash and I was like I think I've seen it. I think I'm seeing all the good things. I think this picture is getting clearer and clearer. He's also in a fratting college. We're not compatible.

Read the riddle. And that boyfriend's name? BEEP BEEP JPC. You're in there tiny car. Yeah, because she thinks when I back up, I'm a big truck. I'm a big dump truck of a guy. Dumps like truck? They used to call me dump truck. Did they no no one so let's go ahead and get some warm up rounds Warm up rounds. Let's just do one warm up round but many riddles bless you

You did you see just dabbed when he sneezed. I've never seen that I do that sneezed into his armpit Okay, here we go. I always come down and never go up I always come down and never go up. I Always come down and never go. Per scope summering got dog You got spilled backwards this dog look at that play that there's a big doggo Oh waiting for me or dogs who's called waiting for doggo. What is this podcast? Terrible. I feel like I've heard this one before. What goes down?

From us? No. What goes down but never comes up? Yeah, okay. So I do want to do one six jokes. Good. Good. I don't know.

Maybe you want to do one. I don't know. Good job. Good job. I don't know. Is it a blowjob? You want to know the answer? What goes down but never comes up?

Oh, that rain. Mother, they're obviously not familiar with the cycle. One, two, three. What's your favorite thing about rain? It's one. One, two, three. Drops. What? What's your favorite thing about rain?

The smell. Good. Oh, do you like the smell? I like the smell of a campfire. That's my favorite. That's not rain. The best thing for me, but rain puts out campfire. That's my favorite. That's not right. You understand the difference. The best thing for me, but rain puts out campfire. So it's my sworn enemy.

My favorite smell is fierce by Abercrombie and Fitch. Is fierce? The name of the Abercrombie and Fitch Cologne. I wish this was a bit of always a lot of the smell of. I hate, I mean, I don't know. Abercrombie. I like girls to wear Abercrombie and Fitch.

I just remember as a kid loving that smell. What's up? I like. What do you associate it with a certain person? No, I think I just would like, there's something about that smell. GPC, you wear it for your... I think I was like, this is what sexy smells like.

I mean, cold, every part of that gets you when you're a kid because it's like, colon is sexy, you're like, I'll listen to anything that's sexy. Yeah. Ready? Yeah. And this one's going to be super fast.

You have to, as soon as I'm done, just like what she said, one, two, three, what do you like about rain? You have to answer as soon as possible. So you're going to ask it as just. First thing of the, first thing of the color of clouds, next thing of the color of snow, now think of the color of a bright, full moon. Now answer one, two, three, what a cows drink. Milk water.

Aaron, my friend. I guess we want to be sick because it's white, right? But also cows do drink milk. What? Yeah. Baby cows. Baby cows. Yes. Let's move on. MTV. I mean, go, bang go. Hot, hot, bingo, hot tata. People shouldn't not drink milk. People shouldn't drink cow milk. That's what baby cows drink. People should drink people milk. Pe-lease drink my milk.

Baby cow blood. Yes. There are some cultures that drink the blood of the cow. Mixed the cow with the milk. Drink the blood of the cow. There wasn't a lady who's followed her fly. She drank the blood of a baby cow. Why? Why? Why did she do this? She wanted this crazy woman to cow. Which word in the dictionary is always

spelled incorrectly? Incorrectly. Come on. Come on. And who tattooed? And we're here. And we're there. And you are you. and what is this? Did you learn that? I think that's it. We're done with warm up burdals actually. We fucking played your game my man. All right, we got one more. Okay, good. How can you physically stand behind your...

Yes, yes, yes. Sorry sir. Yes please, my hands are more. Yes, yes please, Riddles. More, I've supermed my face from the bottom. Oh man. How can you physically stand behind your father while he is standing behind you? Me

Letters that like that And say X is it mirrors? No How can you physically stand behind your father while he is standing behind you? Oh, he's a forced ghost He's in the Star Wars. He's over one. How can you physically stand behind your father while he is standing behind you. Oh, he's a forced ghost. He's seen the Star Wars. He's over one. How can you physically stand behind your father while he is standing behind you? So is 69 the other this? Deb on my haters, great. Have to dab. What's that? He's actually dad. I actually had the dab. What goes

that if it never comes up, my dad will stand back to back. Oh, I just said the answer. Is it? Is that it? Standing back to my dad will wear Santa back to back. Oh, I just said the answer. Is it? Is that it? They're standing back to back. They're standing back to back. Oh, so they're taking a photo for a buddy cop movie? Or they're measuring height. No, they're taking a photo for a buddy cop movie.

That's the photo answer. I wouldn't see. So you're a father and son. And by accident, you got cast in a buddy cop movie together. And this is your promo photo. And the movie is called Buy Accident? Yeah. Gotcha.

B-Y-E. Oh boy, dad, I'm so excited to be in this movie with you. Me too. You're such a youthful dad. Well, thank you so much, son. And you said you did acting in high school? Well, I did a little bit of acting in high school. Yeah, I was in the waiting for a doggo, which is it?

Oh, yeah, that terrible remake of waiting for a kiddo. There's a lot of doggoers in the waiting for a kiddo. Humans put the dogs. Yeah. And I know that you're a big actor, and I'm just excited that this opportunity, and I know that I went to the audition with you because I was dropping you off.

And, you know, whatever happened happened. I don't know if I'm a big actor, dad. I mean, I did get a walk on roll. Look at these puzzles. On lawn or here. Come on, dad. You can walk I did get... Oh, look at my big show bowl. Look at these muscles. On lawn, on the floor. Come on, dad. You can walk on a lawn or an hour or two now you can do it. Well, it was a walk on roll, but I was a dead body.

So, more of a lay down roll. You guys, more of a lay down roll. Lay down roll. Boy, that sounds like me and no catch my face. What? Lay down on the floor and eat rolls. Dad, I'll buy you dinner. What's that? I can afford dinner if you want. Well, if you lay out the floor and eat the rolls at the floor and it rolls. Dad, I'll buy you dinner.

What's that? I can afford dinner if you want to. Well, if you lay out the floor and eat the rolls off the floor, then you don't have to pay. Alright. Would you buy me dinner? Let's go over our lines. Okay. Freeze!

Right, Dad? That's right, buddy boy. You better freeze! Cuff him, daddy-o! Cuff him! Cuff him! I don't give a cuff him daddy oh cuff him cuff him i don't give a snuff and then i take my gun out and i shoot a baby just there

hey sorry the funding of the movie have been uh... that makes sense it makes sense to me anyway okay i turned back and all bad go away for 100 years fly fly fly fly

can you put me in a mental institution? Yep. Oh my god. The people in this bike guys are like, I think Chicago, it's bad. I think it is passed. And you would be right. I think it's passed its prime.

I think it's dead. Oh boy. I'm one of the worst imperfections they have in the world. So many days. Shall we get to some full-on riddles? Let's get to some full- riddles let's get to some for a lot of it all on the here we go and k jayton can you stop doing that voice modulation to our

decision and now we sound like this k jayton stop by doing our was yeah we're trying to have a normal podcast and i was swear to god, letters. The 22nd and 24th presidents of the United States

had the same mother and same father, but we're not brothers. How so? The fourth, I'm sorry. The 22nd and 24th presidents of the United States had the same mother and the same father, but we're not brothers. Aaron, do you know the answer to this riddle?

Do you? Yes. You got a big press head over here. Beking class president from that point on, he just learned about all the president's stuff. I can do, I can say all the presidents in order. Really? Yeah, I have actually a wrap for it.

Are you serious? Yes, I want to hear it. George Washington, John Quincy Adams, John Adams Thomas Jefferson, a doll Hitler. I'm sorry I ever did it. We fell for it. How dare you put John Quincy Adams before John Adams?

You mother f**king. It's Washington Adams Jefferson Adams. No. John Quincy Adams is... Madison. Um... Tyler. More? Jefferson Adams no John Quincy Adams is Madison Madison um Tyler Moore yeah, oh the question wasn't

name all the president I'm trying to 22 and 24 Adam Jefferson Madison Monroe yeah no no no uh John Quincy Adams uh then it's uh Jackson yeah No, no, no, John Quincy Adams, then it's Jackson. Yeah. George Washington.

John Quincy Adams, hey, what are we thinking? I know the answer to this. What is it? So the 22nd president and the 24th president were both the same person. That's right. Do you know who? Theodore Rizzo.

No. John Tyler Moore. No. It's my favorite. It's right. Yeah. Do you know who? Theta Rizzo? No. John Tyler Moore. Nope. It's my favorite. Muppet. Sammy Hagar. Guadso. Grover. Grover Cleveland. Serve two terms as presidents, but they were not consecutive. Nonsense. What do you know about Grover Cleveland? What do I know about Grover Cleveland? God's stuck in a bathtub. So fat. You got stuck in a bathtub. I love that taft The only thing people know about him is that he gets stuck in a bathtub That's the only thing stupid people know about him is he also the one that got pneumonia during his Indiana Benjamin Harrison

Wouldn't William in your hair. So he died like 23 days in office or something? George Harrison. How does Indiana feel about that? We have like a monument to him and shit. It's so serious. Is he sick in the monument? Like is the statue like? The monument. The monument's open for 23 days out of the year.

He's closest. To get some rest. Yeah. Hey, GPC. Oh, yeah. You're not in trouble. I just need help. I'm a pranking just need help. I'm

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and learn where my site visits and sales are coming from. That's pretty cool. I'm gonna improve my website and build marketing strategy based on top keywords, our popular products and content on my Prank website, Prank's at two of you. Whoa, that's awesome, Aaron. I'm glad you're using Squarespace. Did you say what the website was for?

I can't remember what the website was for. Prank. With Squarespace. With Squarespace. With Squarespace. You can connect to your store to Vedent third party tools to extend the functionality of your website Hey JPC, hey JPC, what's up, Vattle? I can't believe we pranked Aaron with our little boy routine.

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Wait, I've been pranked. But how? I don't know. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Hey, Adel and JPC. Thank you for meeting me in the middle of the woods here. I am sort of at an empath. I can't decide whether or not to go this way or this way. I'm having a hard time choosing a path. You know, there never truly is a middle of the woods. Isn't it funny to think about something like that? Like, have there never truly is a middle of the woods?

No, this is the middle. Okay, this is it. Addle, can you help? Yeah, actually, so as per Robert Frost, I don't know if you know his poems. He has a poem called Better Help. I believe this is written in the 1800s, but it still stands true today more than ever.

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A deaf man needed to buy a saw to cut some wood. He went into a hardware store. How does he indicate to the storekeeper that he went into buy a saw? Okay, so I've had to buy a saw before and um... And I saw you do it. Aaron? All right. Aaron? Stop dancing. Stop dancing. Definitely. Stop. So he's deaf. He needs to indicate that he wants to buy a saw. How does he do it? Yeah.

I mean, I'm assuming you just make the universal motion for saw. For those at home, JPC is jerking off. No, I'm not. No, I'm not jerking off. I'm making the universal signal for jerking off. Which is not by the way. Not potato potato. You say potato, you joke it off.

Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it. Please leave the ball. Just not potato potato you say potato you joke it up Please leave the ball Yeah, right didn't you just say like saw like what's your answer? Didn't you just like saw with his hand or something like that? I don't know the fuck he would not saw with his hand Okay, that is not the correct answer good guess. Okay, but he would not saw with his hand. Aaron do you have any guesses? I don't have a guess. I'm sorry. Oh, what do you say? I'm saw we You would build a seesaw right there. Uh, GPC you're very very close With him saying, I'm Sawie.

Really? That's close? Very hot, blisteringly hot. Boy, okay. What do you want the answer? Can you write it down a paper? He would say, I would like to buy a saw. Oh, okay.

Cause he's deaf. Yes, I understand that. Yes, Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. It says a lot about you, huh? I guess it kind of does. And then I'm not a very good listener. I've gotten two burps on the show. By the end of 2024, I will have gotten a hundred thousand burps on the show. Mark my word. Twenty twenty four hundred thousand burps on the show. You got to keep eating those scorpions. Here we go. Yes. Kevin was 20 years old in 1980, but only 15 years old in 1985. How come? In 1980 he was 20 years old. Mm-hmm. And 15 and 85

He was 20 years old in 1980, but only 15 years old in 1985. Oh, we got the Benjamin Button Disease. He's got Benjamin Button Disease. It also called reverse jack. Yes. He's a time traveler. Explain how you get younger when you time travel. Well, don't do it. Don't do it.

He's going to try to use it. He's going to try to use it so we can be the millennial. Like he always says he wants to be. So don't tell him how to give him don't tell it please don't give him You gotta let me know though tell him how to get young I gotta go back to 1982 and dad on the Great and young is just for us You're right. We're the ones who are young both the same age when both very young and it's very 20 It's very 20-ish

Someone called me young man the other day in line in a potbelly. They were mad at you. You don't know the half of it. Oh. That doesn't make any sense. They said, yo man, stop stealing chips. I never stop stealing chips much, much, much, much. Drop the cake of potbellies. You don't know the half of it.

It's a living. Then you go out of the mall. Yeah, I go out of the mall. Soap it, soap it, soap it. Soap it out of the mall. 20 and 80, 15 and 85. 15 pounds. Nope, Kevin was 20 years old in 1980,

but only 15 years old in 1985. Here's some hints for you. Okay. Was Ben a normal human being? Yes. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. He's not like an Alex Mac human being,

he turns into a puddle. Was he born on February 29th? No, so it's not a it's not a leap here even though that's still That would make sense as each year went by did he get one year older? Oh, yeah Let's help him so is 1985 are they referencing the year? Yes 1985, are they referencing the year? Yes. And are they referencing the year when they talk about 1980? Yes.

1980, 1985, yeah. Yeah, so it's not like he was in a play called 1985 in 1975 or something like that. He was in that classic George Orwell play. 1985. 1985. 1985. OK. But yeah, so they're both referencing the year. or will play 1985. 85.

Okay. But yeah, so they're both referencing the year. So while we think about it, can we see a scene where Aaron and JPC all have you be married couple? Okay. And this is, you've been married for a long time and Aaron, you've noticed that as you get older, JPC has Benjamin button disease and he's gotten younger and this is where he finally comes clean and also divorces you because he's now probably in his early 20s.

Because people don't want to be with older women, women aren't lovable past 40. Well, let's make it that Aaron is scarcely rude. No, no, no. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I don't get any hate, man. Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Benjy Basketball tomorrow Abamin for life. You're on. What am I gonna park my car up your mother's bark? Honey, oh hey babe. I'm sorry. Do I wake you up? Hold your shit. It's four in the morning. My bed Uh, are you and are you more of a Dushbag than you were yesterday? What's that you look?

You look hey hold on babe smell my fart. Who? Safety that much you in the arm. I don't know. What's that? You look, you look. Hey, hold on babe, smell my fart. Who? Safety. And I punch you in the arm. I don't know what's up. Okay, so, um, what's up? You worked for a nonprofit for a long time and then you quit. And now you're skateboarding and dabbing on Fortnite's crazy.

Fortnite's crazy, yeah. I'm part time at Arby's but only so I can stay up. Yeah, you did so much good for our community And we were very in love for a long time. Yeah, I love you so much. You've raised seven children So what so now you're playing video games? Here it comes and You say people should laugh at my jokes more. Yeah, okay. Yeah, what's going on? I think it's obvious

I'm a different person now and I'm becoming more and more of a different person every day. See the man you married Isn't the same man is the man that I am You are the same person you just seem to be getting no, I'm not younger Oh, I was gonna say worse worse. Yeah, it's gonna say worse. Worse? Yeah, it's gonna say you've been getting way worse. Oh, I got some news for you. Zip.

That's right. Thank you for unzipping my dress. It's time to get out of business. No, thank you. No, no, no, the business is, the business is, I want you to wear the suit. Okay, yeah. It's a business suit. That's what that colloquialist would be. And I have something to wear the suit. Okay, yeah. It's a business suit. That's what that colloquial is to be.

And I have something to show you. Zip! Okay, you fixed the zip drive on my computer that I didn't know how to fix. Yeah, I reformed that. You see, what you had a corrupted file in here because you tried to save an incompatible file type. So I reformed that and I fixed the zip drive.

You lost some of the data, but the drive is preserved. How do you used to be sophisticated? So it's 256 made expected. I've aged like a fine wine. Women are get better and better. You are. It's not you, it's me. I can Tell me what both think I did with a zip take step That's what yes, we are taking good improv class together zap Again folks move to Chicago if you want to do improv $800,000 to learn how to do it. Yeah, I spent 600,000 What do we think discount we give you it. Yeah, I spent 600,000. What do we think? Discount.

We give you up, yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait, no. What's the riddle? We're doing a riddle though. Kevin was 20 years old, 1980, but only 15 years old, 1985. Give you up, yeah? But only 15 years old, I don't know if this, is there like a thing where like he's both ages,

like he's 15 plus some. I don't know what to tell you, man. All right, yeah, I give up. I don't fucking know the answer to this. Kevin was born in the year 2000 BC. So in 1985 BC, he was 15 and 1980 BC, he was 20. You played yourself. Yeah. Well, you really threw it because no one was named

Kevin back then. People stands back then were like, oh, or Jesus. You know, or Jesus. The Kevin's in Jesus up there. I really have to see another scene. This is a scene between Jesus of Nazareth and his best friend from childhood,

Ugg. Jesus is now going out to start his mission. And Jesus has to basically tell, oh, he can't hang out with him anymore. I don't care who's talking to who's Jesus. Oh, hey, buddy, what do you want to do today? Oh, maybe smash rocks. Oh, well, Jesus, I really...

I mean, yes. I really hope. I mean, smash wood. I mean smash nails into wood carpentry Jesus, I think we I thought maybe we go to Bethlehem today and like hey out and maybe explore do some like touristy stuff Yeah, I'm over the big city. I kind of like being just you and me Does that make sense? Yeah, you've been I mean, okay, I feel like all friends go through this, but it's like you've gotten like really popular lately. Yeah, I've noticed a lot of people follow me around. Sometimes people come up in their fingers fall off, and then when I touch them,

their fingers are still fell enough, but no more fall off. Does that make sense? Yeah. Does that make sense? Yeah. Jesus. Alright, smash cut, dude. This is now Mary and Joseph. Jesus, I'm sorry, yes. Jesus has just a fault of the lake and drowned. And now they are trying to groom

a hug as Jesus is for placement to go on and carry his mission on. As you know, Jesus is no more and we have there has to be Jesus because his mission is very important. Yes Sun drowned and we put his dead body in a cave and put big rock in front and then we smash rock smash rock smash rock smash rock So you must carry on and be Com is to fill in in his footstep. Well, what can I do?

I have no skills at all I can just like walk on water and turn water in the wine and like you I'm constantly cleaning Mary Magdalene Hold on hold up. Hold up. Did you say? Rock Oh, could you smash rock? Oh, no. Oh, could you smash rock? You do smash rock.

Oh, the perfect crime. Oh, the perfect crime. Smash rock. Oh, it isn't awesome. God, you made it. The fuck is this? The power of the God is in us. And the Lord wasn't taking me to the middle of the beat.

It wasn't for no reason. Why is it getting faster? His return is very close to leaving. I got it off some. My favorite church him was a... You have a favorite church him? I was a church for like 12 years because I was in Catholic school. He danced in the morning. Do you know that one?

He danced in the morning. That's an Irish drinking song. It's basically an Irish drinking song, which is why I love it so much. I don't remember what the line is, but there's a line that's in that song that is just, it's hard to dance with the devil on your back. Oh boy. We used to get in trouble in church for singing too much.

They were like, you are singing it away that is distracting you to tune and choose. That's it. Well, it depends on what you're singing. Were you singing slept that? Yeah. Forever. Being distracting in church, that's the best.

That was my calling for a long time. Being distracting in church. One time I took the Eucharist, you've known it wasn't allowed to, because we had a substitute teacher, and she was like, can you, should you be doing that? And I was like, yeah, I'm allowed to do that.

So in your church, there's a Christ who played Euchar. Okay. Oh my. Like, the whole system is the who played Euchar Okay, oh my god All system is the way Okay, but just know that it is and just know that the way you're living is in sin. We got a see a scene No, we just do so many two more big bites. I'm okay fun We got to have a scene where Aaron you are a The head of the church and you have called a meeting with JPC. Do you know what the head of the Catholic Church is called?

The Pope. Okay, good stuff. Well, what's like the head of a, you're a priest. Okay. So you're a priest and you've called JPC into the confessional booth, is that right? And you're making the priest. And you're making the call people. Hey, you busy?

Here I was like take out stuff. I'm dirty shit about you and I need you to come and, you're busy. He was like take out stuff. I'm dirty shit about you and I need you to come in and tell you my office. So the rumor is, so you're understanding is correct. The priest calls me into the confessional. And you have to kind of let JPC know that his singing is disrupting church services. And he has to stop that. And we take you to a church. Papa. and he has to stop that. And we take you to a church. Papa, she's chicken.

You hear me? Okay. Yep, I can hear you. How many days since your last confession? It's been one week since the last confession. Okay, and how are you liking services? At this congregation. I don't care. I love him.

Excellent. Well, I just want for you, do you have anything you'd like to confess to before I jump in with maybe some suggestions? I was looking kind of dumb with my finger and my thumb in the shape of an L on my forehead. That's not a sin. A sin, you know, like a jealousy coveting your neighbor's wife. She's coming banging on the bathroom. Okay, that's a sin.

Okay, you confessed. Oh, wait, but then you said it wasn't you. Oh, she's coming, I'm care, right? Okay, so you got to confess. Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, that wasn't you. Yeah, I thought I heard the fighting Irish theme song is there a best-while game happening in your confessional? No. Oh my my apologies slam. Man, I'm amazed I knew so many songs. Hey, Aaron and JPC. Uh- JPC I got a little fuzzy for you. It's a two-parter. Okay. What is glass made out of

heated? You heat up this and it makes glass. How the fuck are they now? Other glass. Other glass. Other glass. Other glass. Other glass. Other glass. Other glass. Cool. And what did Rocky Marciano do for a living? You're going to piss me off. best man. Was he a glass blower? Glass blower. We're talking about glass. Sandbox. It's time for another sandbox. Look at your hands. The cup it is, sand.

Welcome to the sandbox. It's actually how I got my name. I don't ever fucking talk while we're singing this theme song. Hey, we have to break you to fucking theme song for you to talk over at sandbox. It's good to see you. It's sand or wise. How you doing, Sandy? I'm great. It's good to see you. It's Sandeys. How you doing, Sandeys? I'm great. It's good to see you.

All of you. Don't be scared of us. Don't be scared just because we're yelling and we're angry. It's actually, I was at a dinner with my family and I had to go. And they were like, where are you going? And I was like, I had to go record a podcast. And they're like, at this hour? They're like, not you, too.

Yeah. It's been sucked in. For anyone who doesn't know, it's six a.m. on a Sunday. Easter Sunday in England. In 1842. Yeah, for those of you who don't know where the past and it's, we're stuck.

Please help us. Sandy, we're so happy to have you back in the sandbox. Your statement was one of the most. Wait, have you been in the sandbox the whole time? We did not yet. Returned. Oh, yeah.

Okay, you don't bring the sandbox with you. We're stuck here till you come back. I'm hungry. We're not yet. We're turned. Yes. You don't bring the sandbox with you. We're stuck here till you come back. I'm hungry. We're all hungry. We didn't say I should exceed that. For weeks and weeks. But no, super well received. People loved the sandbox segment.

We got tons of positive feedback for them. Most of it from Aaron. Aaron really enjoyed it. I, so many people were saying that they lost their minds when I was the answer, because they could hear me losing their minds, my mind. So I can't wait for an out-of-five. So I just, Cindy, to check in,

what's been going on with you? Oh, well, still doing my thing, making puzzles for Sorry making what oh In my business we call puzzles Okay, they know this fuzzy. I know those are I don't know what the fuck you just said building puzzle games for mostly team building stuff and working on a new escape room with the house Which is gonna be open in next year. Hell yeah.

And if you have a secret project that I'll be able to talk about in the pocket. On the pocket. More episodes. Right now in five, four, three, two, fun. Yeah, I just had to wait till after midnight. It's fine. Can I ask you a team building question? So if you had three people who were in a room together because they had to be and they

were absolutely horribly antagonistic to each other all the time. What would you suggest in terms of making that situation better? Probably improvising scenes. I don't like music. I don't like music. Spotted. Spotted. Can I just propose this right now?

I thought you were going to get a scotted joke. We're going to get mic'd up and we're going to go to a spot together. Oh, and we'll record it. It'll be a bonus episode. Hey puddle puddle. Record. What's in the spot? Hey, rubby.

Hey, rubby. No. Hey, rubby, rubby. Let's not do that. I have some puzzles and stuff for us. I got some stuff. All right, I got a new game for today. What I've done is there's a website out there called Translation Party, which you enter

some text and it translates it to Japanese and then translates it back to English and then back to Japanese and it keeps going back and forth until it hits equilibrium. The phrase does not change anymore. So what I've done is I've taken a bunch of taglines from movies, put them through the translation. Now I've seen movies before. These are films, correct? You're close, yes.

It's, it's, it's like a TV show. Sure. But now. At the cinema. Yeah. And so I'm going to give you the translated versions of them, and tell me what the original one was and the movie.

Can I ask you because I'm not sure is there any fucking way We'll be able to get these I think so okay cool. I think you'll be able to get a lot of them okay excellent As long as I'm at horror movies Okay, coming across there's two left Some of them are gonna be easy some of them are probably super easy really yeah, even easier so they're easy and super easy Okay, here we go all people are one of the rules of the ring the ring lord of the rings yeah but you got to

give me the tagline too one one ring to buy them all one ring to rule the one ring so it's movie and tagline I think I think fuck to make it interesting oh you haven't listened to the broadcast. That's the tagline for the podcast. But it's a plea to ourselves. Yeah, let's make it interesting. Hey, let's give a shit once. Well, we record.

Okay. Her legs over his knees brought a small town with big business. Footloose. You know. Her legs over his knees brought a small town with big business. Footless. Her legs over his knees brought a small town with big business, yeah. Denny's knees over my legies. All of the knees over my legies, does I'm a psychopath?

This movie's from the 90s. Okay. Her knees. Her legs. Accurately disgraced with his knees. What happens in the movie? One one more time her legs over his knees brought a small town with a big business 30 dance that's 80s her legs and I also said it no I know it's okay I think we found a problem Conner she brought a small town to its feet and a huge company to its knees

Abida that's the tagline that's actually a problem to share She brought a small town to its feet and a huge company to its knees Erin Brockovich There's an error in the other lidden Brockovich this is an air-in related content for the episode So far the memory of her thumb before his death must be protected Checkers guy on the money is it yeah And the force before Sam was murdered. He told Molly. He'd love and protector for air your respect me now No, you're still

Because I said foot loosen then a minute later you said foot loose Um, you're like a savant at these As I said, footloos, and then a minute later you said footloos. You're like a savant at these. They are simply because you have a service. They are meant to be like you are. Simply because you have a service. They are simply because you have a service. They are meant to be like you are.

This is a robot. A debut movie from a well known director. From the 90s. Let me look it up. Um, pulp fiction. Yeah, mid-dine. Is it about robots? Is it about clones?

No, no, no, no. Like robots, but people. Oh, what was that? It's based on a, uh, Miracame book or what's that called? Uh, boy. Was cure lightly in this? What's that one? There's a movie that's danger tides.

Where are they in the future? They make clones of you to harvest. If you ever get sick, they can harvest your organs. Did you get that one? Is that a spoiler for the movie if I say the movie? Absolutely. OK. I was going to say moon.

Oh, no. It's not what that's about, but that's. Oh, it's never let go. Oh, never let me get it. Oh, that is a good movie. But that wasn't 90s. That was close. This is clerks. What? Really? Yeah, just because they serve you, but that wasn't 90s. That was this is clerks

What really yeah, just because they serve you doesn't mean they like you interesting Wow pick more well known movies. No, no, that's good. Yeah, I was gonna say snitchy bitches Oh, yeah, yeah, okay here we go It's one of my favorite Jason Muse movies Um, it's one of my favorite Jason Muse movies. Uh, do you think anybody out there has a cat named Jason Muse? Now they will. I think there are a lot of dead cats named Jason.

That would be the worst cat. Is there a level? Yeah. Okay. Comedy is not an active person. Jake, whatever movie is about JVC? Get smart. This is a documentary about JVC.

Comedy line down person. Uh, funny comedy. Comedy sitting down in a shower. Funny, that's air to me. Um... What'd you call someone who's not active? Passive. Even more.

Lizzy. Even more. Sloth. Dead humor. Dead and love... Dracula dead and loving it. Lazy even more. It's lost dead. Yes Dead funny dead humor Dead love Dracula dead loving it. Can you think of any comedies about dead people? We get a burnies. We get a burnies. Yes, it is A lively comedy about a guy who isn't

Yeah, I'll give it to whoever wrote that kind of does blow with the movies gonna be about that I think it's a spoiler. But he's dead, is it? I don't remember. At the end of it, you realize that Bernie was dead the whole time. Yeah, it's crazy. I think at the end of it, they're all the same person. And Bernie spends a top. Bernie keeps spinning.

They spend very only a top. I wish I had recorded this lift conversation that was happening between my share ride partner and the driver today about the club. I've got it. So it's like the guy was like, It's right here, and the play. He's like, I think in Fight Club, they were the same person. I'm sorry.

OK. All right. Here we go. Here's some that are quotes instead of taglines. OK. Those pesky tables is a nasty snake area. Snakes on a plane. You got it.

Snakes on a plane. I want you to know how to quit. I don't know how to quit you. Teri McGuire. Yes, Fruckback Mountain. The accused takes the dirty, dirty monkey. The accused. Oh, in the end.

Monkey bones. Nope. The accused takes the dirty, dirty monkey. Ape. Monkey business. Dustin checks in. Gorilla. Jones Nope, he's takes the dirty dirty monkey ape ape monkey business ape doesn't check them gorilla Congo Congo ape ape plan of the apes there you go dammit take your paws off me you damn dirty. Yeah, all right Your little dog too hard. I also get was repose of course

That's my dream role I can imagine JPC going up to something on the street me like your little dog too hard I've said that you a dog before your dream role is Dorothy no the witch really and with they ever remake wizard of us It'd like to be considered let's remake it and we'll do it. Let's do an episode that's all let's do an episode That's all us just reading the script to Wizard of Oz. Uh-huh. Adel, what's your dream role? And you were there and you were there too. Uh, boxing Helena, the box regarding Henry, the regard. Love actually. To be, to, to be and love actually be the little kid, the missing little one Who bangs on the drums and just fucking slams it Makes the girl who voices Marcella

Vampire Queen on an adventure time phone level with me That makes sense Um, alright, you wonder what, a couple more? Yeah, nobody else do Nobody else me on my own is I don't have any JPC Have you ever said that to a dog?

No Don't ask me No, it's yours Ah, Cresset That was good as they Cresset Like the role? Cresset role No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, know how to pronounce. I'm just gonna try. Rui Kira is to please him. Wet food can be eaten. Chef. You know I would pull chef out. Yeah.

It's my go-to. Best confet room. This guy's got this kid. It's, I don't know. Repeat it one more time. Rui Akira is to please him. Wet food can be eaten. There's enough in there to get it.

Wet food can be eaten. Rui enough in there to get it. What food can be eaten? Mure cure. This is the tagline? Here. This is the tagline, yeah. The ultimate. Wet food can be eaten. What food can be eaten?

Wet food or what food? Wet food can be eaten. Wet food. What kind of tagline can you think of that might describe? Wet food American Summer. Rules about consumption. The rules of attraction. Raw. A choke. Chocolate.

Shoot. Chocolate. Shoot it up. There's three rules eating chocolate. Fight club. Fight club. Eat. It's 80s. Eat, pray love. Breakfast club. No, eat pre. Eat. Hold on. It's about food, I guess. It's about food, I guess. It's about food, I guess. It's about food, I guess. It's about food, I guess.

It's about food, I guess. It's about eating breakfast. So it's about, it's about, it's about, it's about eating food. No, it's just that the tagline book references a certain character of the movie. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. character of the movie and and how it oh it's silence of the

lambs no that's a good guess though good not you're close what was that I said goonies but you're close it's the same era

it's about a certain character of the movie and when or when it shouldn't grimmlands and yes tagline of gremlins don't get them wet

keep them out of bright light and never feed him after midnight Cheers That's what you would do to a mogwai not a grandma. Grimmon. Yeah, here. He's not name mogwai. Just reliving the same day over Grimmlin say Grimmin say what? I'm learning how to play piano. Grimmin says wait Put your little grim in mind.

Alright, that's a little... Then, then they cannot remember the last day to come. We'll never forget. Remember the Titans. Then they cannot remember the last day to come. We'll never forget. That's that Patriot. We were soldiers once and young.

Patriot? No, the tagline has the word Remember and forget and remember the Titan forget I just that day after tomorrow Uh dirty damn thing forgetting Sarah Marshall remembering Sarah Marshall. It's remember and forget The tagline has remember Pearl Harbor meadow Is it a war maybe the tagline in English? Okay, yeah rings any bells after a night that can't remember comes a day of them never for good words my car Yes, yes on the money no way of course JPC we get that with that the biggest fucking softball

In all our episodes I've never seen somebody serve up on a silver platter the most JPC question for him to do scream Dude, where's my car because he does that in real life. Just saying that he was reading this at two on his arm. Like momentum. I think that we are due for a dude where's my car remake. Let's do that, let's do that. I like to play the witch in that.

And I'd like to eat a crescent roll. Okay, yes. All right, last one. Last one. Please wait long to get. Lost in a resolution. That's it. Please wait long to get. resolution. That's it. Please wait long to get to get. Please wait long to get waiting. It's all there Please wait long to get Please

Please wait that's chef. Yeah, it's long to get Anna Connor. Is it chef? These are all the Aaron Chef. He's way long to get. Anna Connor. Is it chef? He's evolving. Aaron. Adel's kind of please. Please, please wait long to get. I'll give you a hand. The tagline has the word weight and get in it. Waiting for good. Doh. Waiting for get.

Waiting for Guffman. Wait, wait. Because it's about waiting and then getting the waiting is the hardest part. 13 going on 30. Annie gets your get gun, but wait. I'm going to give you. It's about waiting and then getting that way. What year?

Swim fan. I'm going to say early. You said early mid mid 30s. Outs. So 20,000, 2005, 2005, 20,000, 25. Oh, it's a future.

20,000. My favorite movie the day after tomorrow. A few more pitch. No, I'm getting it. Is it a romantic time? Yeah, yeah, for sure. It's a romantic comedy. It stars several well-known people.

I think the debut works. He's gone on to make a lot more movies. NGVicious. I mean, I can tell you who's in it. Yeah, give me the stars. Yeah, sweet little taste. Steve Carrell. Oh, Ankerman.

40-year-old Virgin. Oh, he waited and then he got it. He waited and then he got it. Does he ever get to do such? The tagline is, the longer you wait, the harder it gets. And of course, the ooh, yikes. longer you wait the harder it gets and of course the oh nice double and ton and of course the song to that is a cavern canter

cavern canter is this movie we put out of that yeah well say thank you for another sandbox oh you're welcome yeah what you bring to the table is so much better than everything the internet or all our other sources. And once again, I'm gonna pack up all this sand now and take it. Oh no, no, no, no, you leave the sand and we stay here forever.

This is our hell. Come back to this island and send help. Okay, our plane crash. And next time, I love that you bring fun games, but maybe potable water. But you won't be able to get the cap on maybe penicillin. And every time you come, please have something have my name in it. But just like a bar that you've set for yourself right out of the gate that you need to.

I can. I can do that. It's an easier request. I'm in. Can you, to my ask him about that? Yeah. Can guy plug? Yeah, yeah. Sandy before we let you go, what do you got going on?

What do you want to tell our listeners? You can learn all about the mystery league at mystery league.com. And if I haven't died yet, I'm still making puzzles every day on Twitter at PZLR. And you're skydiving tomorrow. Right. Which is why you're saying this and once you die I do get the Twitter and I get to do my puzzles right so it's either my content or for JPC

So if the it's a puzzle looks like I got peanut butter on my shoe That's probably not a sandy puzzle and don't forget to name your cats Jason Muse and really kitty And you give two cats one of each and make a little mouse at the throw in the air the best uh... jpc anything you want to plug uh... yeah man is so you can probably just find me at the local liquor store get liquored up and fighting at the door uh... no but seriously though uh... don't drink it at spence six years uh... you can find the on twitter at jp so fly i can find me on Twitter at JP So Fly. You can find me on Instagram at Shark Parkman.

That's the only place that you're gonna see all of the pictures of my dog's spaghetti. And then I do some Twitch shows and I'm in about town. I'm always on the stage doing improv, you ever in Chicago? Come and see a show. And now I'll kick it to Aaron. Follow me at AaronKey 10 on Instagram, AaronKeefe 2 on Twitter and I'll plug my shows and tell you where to find me there. And where can we find AaronKeefe 3 through 9?

Oh, up your butt, probably. Do you? I mean, check up your butt. Well, I'm not going to check out my butt for 7 of you. Final check. Oh, there you are. I don't know anything to post. It's seriously check your butts.

Check your butts in the shower. You can find me on the podcast a little from the the Magic Tavern, also a sibling specular, please check that out. You can also come see World News Tonight, which is a show that JPC Erin and myself all do every Saturday at 8 p.m. and 10.30. Please come, see the shows, and please stay after and say hi. We would love to chat to you and maybe give you some sage advice. Also, you can find me at the public in on Randolph Street.

I will be wearing a corduroy jacket and have a white rose. I will have a seat for two. If you are interested, please sit down. You didn't say a time. Just a general interest. This is not like a person that can be the kiddie with. I hope you are not lactose intolerant. We will have a good night. We might go out again. Let me know. I will see you there. And you can also follow us in general the podcast at Hey Riddle on Twitter and Instagram. If you have riddle suggestions or you just want to talk to us or you want to tell us that you like the podcast or if you want to tell us that You hate the podcast and you want us to ignore you

You could write us on our Gmail which is at HR our podcast at gmail.com Find our you don't need to put the at sign before the email Just do HR podcast If you had that at sign. Yeah, who knows where that goes you kids do all the emails you want to do You could look up our tea public store and you can buy shirts and gears and stuff there at our T-Public Store. Real quick, Aaron, when you floated away for a little bit in the episode, where did you float to?

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