Hey Riddle Riddle - #202: Adal Rifai’s Growing Older Giveaway!

Episode Date: June 1, 2022

Adal turns 40 today! To celebrate he’s dusting off his game show and putting a new spin on it! Who will win? Who will lose? Who will care? Find out by listening now!  Starring: Adal Rifai John Patrick Coan Erin Keif Editing by:  Casey Toney Theme by:  Arne Parrott Logo by:  Emily Kardamis & Emmaline Morris Want more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon! Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & prints Want to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I'm riding I'm riding I'm riding I'm riding I'm riding I'm riding I'm riding I'm riding you. What? Happy birthday to you. There must be a mistake by birth is a December. Happy birthday dear. That's how you pronounce it. Yeah. Wow. A pause, a pause, a pause. Aaron, that was fantastic. I can't believe I can't believe you jump. I can't believe you jumped out of a cake for that.

You are covered in icing. Addle's not even here. He said, Puzzbotton is birthday. Of course he did. He's not going to show up in his 40th birthday to record. Can you do that and say happy birthday? What? I got to say, if someone's eating a cake, what? You can't just pop out of it. You didn't say happy birthday. What? I gotta say, if someone's eating a cake, you can't just pop out of it.

Okay. Also, this is not a birthday cake. Also we should get you to the ER because you were in the oven at 450 for three hours. Hold on. Hold on. You're having two hot for cakes. 450 will fuck up a cake. I don't know.

Am I the only one who knows how to make a cake? Let me taste it. Yep. It's ruined. This is bad. This is bad cake. Hey, thank you to first showing up. I have organized a surprise party for Adel because of course we know today. June 1st is his 40th birthday. 40th birthday. Are you a husband? Are you my system? No, my system could hardly handle a number that big. Oh, good roast on Addle. I forgot Addle built this robot. So you're 40. I thought it was because you were

throwing a little accent on it. I thought you were trying to trouble say 40 and not sounding like a Scotsman. Oh, I've never tried an accent. Let me try now. Give me an accent. Oh, okay. Well, we just start with the last. I heard Jim make it. I don't know, but I know. Ketzel, Ketzel, Ketzel, Ketzel. Um, so Puzzbott, you're throwing the surprise party for Adel's 40th birthday. And that's definitely why I'm here. That's what I've been told to tell you, but in all honesty, it's hard to whisper as a robot. And also in all honesty, Adel knows that you two will be here. He has something planned So he has something planned beyond sending you Puzzba

Yes, also, why does it sound so nefarious that he has something planned and he knows that I'll be here That's that's sounding a little sketchy. I took myself in the oven for him and he didn't even show up Are those song lyrics? Maybe. We'll see. I'm actually working on that right now. We'll see. It sounds like you're almost singing your so vain. Anyway, you're supposed to press play on this boombox whenever the two of you are mentally prepared. That might be 40 minutes from now. But is that okay? That is apropos for a 40th birthday. And also, I've never seen one of these in fucking 10 years. What am I supposed to press? I'm supposed to press.

But you did see a boobbox in 2012. Yeah, it was, I was doing a boobbox party. You weren't doing those boobbox parties? No. From the iPod commercials. Oh, dang it. Everybody brings a boobbox, plugs their headphones into it, and they just dance.

I feel job. You weren't doing those? No, I didn't have many friends. All right, let's press play and play. Lordy Lordy Lordy, 40, 40, 40, The students all this hell. And your thighs grow, we won't give away. And your thighs grow, we'll do it.

Based on the age that Adelaise turning today, I'm gonna have a battle, face is death. Fuck me, that's so old. Ha ha ha. Yay! What? A game show? I can win money on Adela's birthday?

What? Is it my birthday? Holy shit, that was either really cool or Adela just kind of say it. Ha ha ha ha. Depending on how it works out with timing. That was very cool. Yeah, it does. Welcome, my friends. JBC Aaron, it's so great to see you.

Sorry, I'm being lowered down on this disc from the ceiling. I just wanted to make some sort of dramatic entrance. I hate you. Don't divorce. Why does Puzzbot turn into bugs when you show up? Yeah, that's my big question, too. How to answer this. You know about the ancient Egyptian bug, the Scarab?

Say no more. I'm a familiar. Oh, Rex Manning Day. Rex Manning Day. Wow, you were born on Rex Manning Day? No, close to. I was born in a little day, a little month in a little year called June 1st, 1982.

Um. First, 1982. I love that. I'm good. Yeah. Now, if you little facts about June 1st, 1982 or just 1982 in general, some of the hot slang that we kids used was gag me with a spoon, barf me out, bad and no duh. Some of the top baby names were Jennifer, Amanda, Sarah, Jason, Michael, Matthew. I of course was not named any of those.

That's a little foreign freak, baby. Jason, Michael, Matthew, sounds like, uh, he sounds like he would be on like party of five. And I thought party five with Jason Michael Matthews. To celebrate and honor the 40 years that I've been wandering this earth in search of water. I thought to play a version of my game show that I like to play every once in a while, once in a blue moon. Let me take a sip of this blue moon. Ah, wheat beer. Now everything's moving so fast. Let me take a sip of this blue moon. Ah, wheat beer. Now. Everything's moving so fast. Shush, shush, shush, shush.

Now Aaron, you said you look forward to winning money. Here's what I'll say. No longer, at 40 years old, having just turned 40 this morning, and not even being awake for it. Money no longer concerns me. I feel like I don't wanna be obsessed with money. I don't wanna have material things. I have so much shit in my house I want to get rid of a lot of it actually. I also think on last episode you said that you would give Aaron $10,000 for something

So I gotta say I'm glad that you're not longer giving out money at the way that you Must be right. It must be right. Can I say something JPC? Sure. It is so sad that you're clinging to the past You're talking about 39 year old that'll I don't know what that guy's doing Can I say something? Can I say something JPC? Sure. It is so sad that you're clinging to the past. You're talking about 39 year old thattle. I don't know what that guy's doing. Okay, it's really clear that Adal gambles all of his money last time. No. It's not a gamble if you think they're going to win.

I think I could probably give you what that guy's deal was if you have it. You think they're going to win? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, a personal poem that I write myself that I can cocked in my mental laboratory. I go into my mind- Okay, Alice, and I write you a poem that will be read on a later episode of Hey Riddle Riddle. What a treat! Uh, yeah, I guess I want that. Because time, the art time and emotion more valuable than money. Let's see, can I eat a poem? Hmm.

If you cook it in the oven at 450 hours, can I use a poem to buy diamonds? I don't think so. What do I want more? A poem or nothing? God, this is a toss-up. I guess I think I, well I think I technically, I think I want the poem a little more than I want nothing. Now we're talking. Because a poem, it's not going to to climb up my space, right? Like I don't know. Happy birthday. I want one of your poems more than nothing. And I guess we now know is the poem. You said the poem is about me or the poem is about, it can just be like whatever you're music. Oh, can I trade my a poem in about me for a mean poem about JPC?

Because I'm very interested in that. You whoever wins, you will get the opportunity to tell me what the poem will be about. Yes. Yes. Okay. I'm very interested in that. I like that. I like that. Okay. And it will be read on air. I can't stress that enough. I did say I can't stress about that in a way. My gift is not letting him write a poem. What? Aaron sent me a real gift and it came in the mail on time. And it was a 5,000 pound box and I go, what could this be? Aaron sent me a real gift and it came in the mail. On time. Can you believe it?

A $5,000 pound box and I go, what could this be? Whoa! And I opened it and it was a $5,000 pound box inside of the box. It was $5,000 in British dollars. It was a phenomenal gorgeous antique cast iron pineapple that's bookends for my, for my teaky bar. Oh, so that really was about 5,000 pounds. It was about, and I'm not being hyperbolic.

It was literally 5,000 pounds. They're antique. They're antique. They're beautiful. Aaron, thank you so much. Of course, I look forward to every time I'm excused to buy you a gift because I love making your bar cooler. So Aaron, when I moved into my new place and you asked me for my mailing address to buy you a gift because I love making your bar cooler.

So Aaron, when I moved into my new place and you asked me for my mailing address for a housewarming gift that I said, you don't have to do that. And you're like, no, I want to. When I gave you my address, and that was worth. I also have a wedding gift for you, but it's not back at the stock sale this time.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Kind of seems like. This is my 40th birthday game show. You're focusing on any bullshit. You're right, you you're right and that's what you want hold on now. Yeah, I know I'm like, we're gonna send JP pineapples although JPC I will say when you got COVID I said to Sean, should I send JPC an edible arrangement and he went, no, oh, yeah, enough on his plate right now I have to track down the edible arrangement. Okay, give him, shake him down, give him COVID,

so you give this to whoever says this. Fuck, oh fuck, Aaron. Okay, you just gave me a brilliant idea. What? I'm gonna announce it here on the air, but don't worry, by the time this releases, it will be trademarked. I am at 40 years old, introducing a new business.

I need a side hustle. The new business is called arranged edibles. What I do is I buy a bunch of edibles from a dispensary and I arranged them in such a way That's pleasing to the eye optically He's by the way if you thought edible or it's just expensive just wait and you'll take fruit the thing that cost 39 cents and exchange it for Edibles You're gonna make so many people take way too much hope. We just go to, this may be a conflict

with some of our sponsors, I believe so. Please go to what I have to assume is arrangeadentables.com. I can think that. If not, try.edu at DBC. Sorry, we're gonna play the game. DBC, you're absolutely right in terms of, it is insane to me that you look up

at an edible arrangement and you're like, oh, some candle open strawberries. Yeah. What what is this like eight dollars and they're like ninety four dollars it's like buying a rug it's like oh these motherfuckers can really just charge whatever they want for this this is a real thing I've said in my life I just want to be rich enough where I can buy an edible arrangement ever sending just for just for shitting you guys and like and laminate them just so you can have them around that yeah I don't want to I don't Just for just for shitting you guys and And laminate them just so you can have them around the house. Yeah, I don't want to I don't want to eat them Okay, so it sounds like you both are interested in playing for a poem so we have our two contestants and technically every time I order at a restaurant I am making an edible arrangement

You're ranging to yes Yeah, I love that for sure. I love that. What a what a positive outlook on life. What's my character? Oh, I can't possibly just be me, right? You're nice, but you're also a little snarky. Yes. It's like nice with a razor's edge. Okay, so here's going to be the first round of this game show. It's going to be a little bit different from previous game shows, but there are gonna be some returning elements. So for this first round, we're gonna get to know June 1st, 1982,

the time and place that Adel was concocted was... Got it. Was, well, actually, you tell me, where was I born? And don't forget, you can puss in, you have to puss in, where do we think Adel was born? I've said it multiple times. It's probably something like Pusca Quixilino or something like that You wasn't born in Illinois. I was born in Alacart, Wyoming Aaron you buzz you buzzed you were not born in Illinois

That is incorrect wait wait a second you're just pussing into guess where you're not born. Hi. I thought that would be funny We're waddling it down. We're wiggling it down. We're wiggling it down. Is Zimba wanna take this is for a just a little bonus point. It was Illinois, right? It was Illinois. And the name of the town that you were born in is, man, you know what, you sounded a bunch,

is it a weird sound of name kind of like? I don't know if it's weird sounding. Chicago. As weird as any town name kind of like? I don't know if it's weird sounding. Chicago. As weird as any town name is, but I will give you a hint. This is also the birthplace of one Carl Sandberg. Wait, Carl Sandberg, Andy's dad, S&L. Uh huh. You were born in Vermont.

I, you know, it's not Las Vegas, Nevada, because you were there for a while. Mm hmm. And then JPC, you get a bonus point for knowing where I used to live. Oh, good. So you weren't there, I know, but you've lived, but you were born in Illinois. I was born in Illinois. Wait, Aaron, we get bonus points for where he used to live.

Okay, so it wasn't that a part of it on, oh God. No, I don't know. It's on the west side of town. You're placed in Logan Square. Yeah, you're placed in Logan. Bonus point for Aaron. Yeah. Was it, oh, it wasn't the one right next to the old IO?

Bonus point for the ABC. You look at Ohio, you lived in Ohio. I live in Columbus, Ohio. Bonus point for Aaron. Okay, so you both have two bonus points. Now, did you, for a couple of years, didn't you live inside that mind of Benzia? Yes, thank you.

That's the bonus point for JVC. I only repeated state of material I heard on the road from the lesser non-companions. You've regret in my nightmares. You've committed my nightmares for quite some time. Minus two points for Aaron. Wow. Why?

Because I don't mean. I don't know the name of this. I don't know the name of the town at all. You're gonna have to give it to me. I know there's like one stop light. Yes, there's one stop light. Two minutes. Joe, what is it? Two minutes.

Two minutes, Mike. Well, that's not Ponset, that's why I grew up at some point. But I was born. By the way, I was gonna say Ponset. So that's the one I thought it was. Okay, I, JPC, I would have given you one extra point. So, all right, that down. Never would have got that name.

I was born in Galesburg. Galesburg. Galesburg. Galesburg. Yes, my parents Galesburg. Galesburg. Yes, my parents met at Knox College. Mm-hmm. In the Galesburg. In Galesburg where my mother was studying to be a nurse

and my dad was playing soccer. What do you think at Knox College? I'm not familiar. Difficulty level there. Was it kind of easy? Was it? I truly don't know. Medium.

I don't, I think it's a pretty good college was it rigorous well I would you say that your parents both hard graduated from the college of heart docs I see I love that I really actually do like that that's for his birthday I can be funny and clever to you know that's a present for Addles birthday I don't give you a chance to give me you should have okay Aaron I'll give you a chance. You should have. Okay, Aaron, I'll give you a chance. Here you go. You have 30 seconds on the clock starting now. Oh my God, to what? Be clever.

Good luck. I don't know. You wanted the chance. You kept saying give me a chance. I know, but I need to set up. Give me something to be clever about. Okay, Aaron, let me get that. Oh, no, please.

The Knoxville College mascot was the blue bullets. All right, blue bullets, Aaron, blue bullets. Whatever, 30 seconds starts now. Why those bullets so sad? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. He laughs, I mean, it's his life. You got the laugh, I don't know what he was. Point please.

Point please. Point please. Point please. Money daddy. Okay, you both have three points now. Okay, so let's, this first, well that was the first round, we'll say. Now the second round where we really get into the game show

is going to be learning about June 1st, 1982, or maybe possibly just 1982 in general. Don't forget, you have to pause in. If you give an answer without pausing in, we have to either move on or maybe the other person will get the point we'll decide in the moment. But here's the reason I didn't puzzle in before.

Yes, I thought you said do forget. But don't forget. Yeah, that was bad. I should have clarified. I know. You know what? I may have misheard it. So I'm willing to chalk it up to just you full of discussions willing to

chalk it up. I'm happy. Up. Okay. The first question we're going to ask is what was the number one movie? June 1st of 1982. And you can ask. Top gun until you pause in you can you can ask until you pause in, you can ask

us your no questions. Okay, so we only get one puss end, though, right? Puss, a question. You don't have to pause in for asking questions. So so you guys are going to deduce it between the two of you ask questions. You don't have to pause in for those, but when you give an answer, you do have to puss it. And we only can give one answer than we're done. I wouldn't say that. No, You don't have to puss in for those, but when you give an answer, you do have to puss in. And we only can give one answer than we're not. I wouldn't say that. No, I don't really ask questions. I just need to put a buzz buzz. I say, buzz, I say true lies. Wow, no. Deadly off. Is this a good movie? Well, that's a question. So no, I don't have to puss. I think I think it's a good movie. Okay.

Is it an action movie? That's a good question. I guess technically, kind of, yeah, I think it's an action movie. Puzz, is it Rocky? Aaron, you are burning hot. I know, I would know that where to go from there. Is it Rambo? It's a Rambo.

Colder, much colder, much. Oh, wow, okay. So Aaron burning hot with Rocky. Okay, what is other movie? This is the number one movie May 1st, 1982. Sorry, one movie overtook it that week, but on June 1st, this was still the number one movie. Huh, okay.

What other movies was he hit? Who? Well, Rambo, but remember, Rambo is cold, and Rocky is burning hot. That was, yes. Was it Rocky 2? Even hotter. We are, we are the precipice of, the Rocky 3.

Aaron, it was Rocky 3. I don't know exactly why. Wow, that's actually really good. I was just really trying to get away from Rocky. I was like, what's action without being action? Was Rocky 79? I thought, yeah. Rocky, I think, was 79.

So, right before quick for those sequels. So, in 1982, the number one movie for a while was Porquies. Don't watch that movie, does not hold up. Then it was Conan the Barbarian starring true-lives superstar, our source of nigger. Then it was Conan the barbarian starring true lies a superstar or a sorcerer. Then it was Rocky three. Then it was Rocky three during my birthday and then later that week in my birthday, what overtook it is Star Trek to the wrath of Khan. Khan! With Benedict Cumberbitch. And then after Wrath of Khan, became one of the biggest grossing movies of all time

that dominated the full year, which was ET, the extraterrestrial of all. Mm-hmm. That came out in 82, huh? I don't know that. I would have had no idea. Me and ET, what do we think, this is the next question. What do we think the number one song, June 1st of 1982 was?

The song from Rocky. Yeah, from Rocky 3. I have a tiger. I have the tiger. It's probably that one that was like, Hard and hard glass by blind. Aaron, if you ever make a game show, it should be JBC am I. All right, you know what, Lairn? You can see him.

Aaron, if you ever make a game show, it should be JBC and I trying to guess you mumbling lyrics. Because I feel like that's your brand is like. Oh my gosh, my mom and dad were here this week and I know who I got mumbling lyrics from. My mom. That's amazing. It's probably, I, you know, just, I'm one way, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing audio was made in 1982. Oh, I'm hilarious. Thank you. This wasn't pre-audio. Is it pre-audio?

Can still get you pregnant. Is it me, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, him, Uh-huh, take on me. No, it was not. Is it, was it a male singer? Um, I don't know how to fully answer this, but I will say, since we're going yes or no, I will say yes

Okay, but there's but there's a Anastrasque oh is that a duet it is a duet yes me up inside okay, this is evidence You are surprisingly close with that answer in a weird way Okay, so what what way would Evanesc and speed? Okay, so Evanesc is here's what I'll say. JPC on paper, you're close, but that's the only way. Okay, so like ever last ever clear, ever there's like ever, ever, Eva, Eva, uh,

oh boy. I think I'm gonna single do it from the 80s. Am I okay? Oh, oh boy. I think I'm going to single duet from the 80s. Am I okay? Oh, was this a duet with evil, Kanibal? And Jerry is like, oh, yeah. That was evil, Kanibal and his motorcycle did a duet of Dave Matthews crashing. Yeah. Oh, that's a good one.

Aaron, is that a duet? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Man, man, man, no, it never sees me, no. Oh, that's a good one, Aaron, is that a duet? I don't know. I don't know.

I don't think so. I'm trying to think of other songs from the eights. Don't you want? I, that is not a good one. Can we get a hint? Can we have two, one of the two people who are involved in this song? No, because that'll give the way.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, is it something that shares? I got you, babe. No. Buck. And feel free, again, really lay on is it, Sonny and Shares? I got you, babe. No. Buck. And feel free, again, really lay on those yes or no questions. I feel like we could all do it. Is it a good song? We'll it down.

It is a good song. Is it, is it, is it, is the genre like, I want to say classic rock? No. Is it, is the genre like a ballad, or not even genre, but it's like a ballad song? Balladish. Okay.

Balladish. Balladish. What are we, are these a Billy Idol song? We got Billy Idol in the box. No, no, no. Is it like someone who's not normally on the charts? No, this is, both people are top, our chart legends. And it's a man and a woman, and a man and a woman.

No. Oh, two women. Two men. No, the ones and the ins. Two men. Yes. Is this an air supply zone? No, I said these are chart legends.

I do want to see a... Air supply not chart. I got to say, before you say anything else, Billy Idol, Billy Eilish, have they done a duet together yet because we got to get into the history books before it's due. Well, we already have a Billy Idol Miley Cyrus duet. Yeah, but her name's not Billy, is it? The Eilish and Idol. I'd watch it over American Idol.

Yeah, me too. I do want to see a scene. Don't forget you can't earn points for making me laugh very hard. Okay. I want to see a scene. The two of you are in 1980s band. You are, we're not going to say what band and you are in the studio currently trying to write a song. The song you write will become very well known. It is an actual song that exists in our world

that we like or we at least make fun of. Got it. But this is the origin story of that song with these two in the studio. All right, cocaine done. Damn, what you ate. Okay, here's my vibe. I don't think what we're doing, sexual enough, yeah? Okay. I think in the song, I think you, you know, you do the song, you sing, you know, saying, I think, you know, A, I'm on the guitar, I think you know you do the song you sing what you're gonna sing I think you know Hey, I'm on the guitar. I'm supposed to be playing on the guitar. I think what I do is I do like That I feel like that will be my contribution to the song and what should my contribution be?

Just sing it Just sing it Just What about these other videos? I don't hate that. I don't hate that. I do think I'll I want to do it a few of those as well if we're doing If we do it, give it a beep beep beep Yeah, give me my boy My baby. Yes, well, I'll say I think we should both have equal representation in the song So whatever you do I will also get to do my own version. So if I do this with my guitar, me and you, that means. That's my guitar.

Same. Same. Very nice job. So just for anybody who doesn't know, and this might help you along the way, what song were you creating? Clearly you were Mick Jagger and David Bowie creating the song.

Under pressure by Queen. under pressure by quit under pressure by queen So this is Jagger and Bowie I thought you two were playing but Jagger and Bowie I will say here's a here's a here's a hint okay It is two men. It's a duet with two men. One is American, one is not. Okay, so let's go with that. What else is there besides America? Oh, it's not this again.

Two points for men. No. Is the other a Brit? The other is a Brit. All right, so we got Bowie, we got Jagger, we got, who also the, who also the, the, the, the Brits of the 80s. God, these are big time chart toppers. Yeah.

Did VH1 ever do a Brits of the 80s show? I don't know. And if they did, I didn't watch it. You didn't say that. And I said I don't know. And then I was like, Elton John is British. Elton John is British, yes. Oh, was this the, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, absolutely. Um, the other guy who is British is of course, uh, Paul Simon, uh, George Michael,

you're, you're 50% there, JPC. Oh, it's Simon and Garfunkel song. No, uh, Simon Cowell. No, Paul Simon and your 50% there. So it's Paul., Paul somebody I Riser Paul McCrider and Helen Hunt Paul McCrider and then an American guy sang a duet What this the day I was born and I think I was born at like three something in the morning my mom claims But the day I was born this was the number one song It was a permacarney and It is not to my knowledge. It's not a remix. It's definitely been done several times But I think I'm almost positive. They this is the original, but I think it has been done since

Yeah, Aaron Aaron said wings was it a wing song? It is is not no wings or a duet with him and Linda McCartney. This is yeah, this is this was probably during the wings era, but it was Paul and someone else. And I think you both know this song. Stephen Taylor. You're halfway there. Oh, uh, Stephen. Stephen? Yeah. Well, well, a version of Steven.

Steve, uh, closer, closer, but not correct. Steven, Steve, Steve. Steve wonder. There you go. They sang a song together. Yes. Am I? Am I? You don't know this song. Puzzled. If you know it, I will say Puzz and I will say no. Wait. You don't know this song. Puzzled if you know it. I will say Puzzled. I will say, no. Wait, this is Ebony and Ivory, did they?

Yes, JPC, you got it. It's Ebony and Ivory by Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder. That was McCartney? I don't know why I didn't, I don't know so she ate that song with the McCartney at all. There's a whole run where Paul McCartney was doing duets with people and it was like him and Stevie Wonder did Ebony and Ivory, him and Michael Jackson did the girl's mind.

It was just like a whole, I guess it just list too. I do, the only way I know Ebony and Ivory was, I think from an old SNL sketch that I'm going over the lyrics in my head now, and it doesn't age well, but it wasn't meant to at the time. And I don't know that, oh, it was Stevie Wonder, I think it was like a thing where Stevie Wonder was doing Ebony and Ivory with a bunch of other people

that weren't Paul McCartney and it was just circling through and showing you what that song would have sounded like with other people. You know, how SNL does those sketches that are just impression vehicles for other people? Well, they did, yeah, they did in SNL where Joe Piscopo played Frank Sinatra and then Eddie Murphy was Stevie Wonder

and they sang this song. That is exactly the one that I am thinking of because I'm thinking of the Joe Piscopo Frank Sinatra. And again, I don't think they just, well, they'll go, don't look for it. Don't look for it. I can't, I remember the sketch, but I'm thinking of the Joe Pisco of Frank Sinatra. And again, I don't think they just, well, don't look for it. Don't look for it. I can't, I remember the sketch, but I don't remember what they say, but it probably doesn't hold up.

He is, I never exactly would say, I can take a little bit, because I know. It's burned into my brain. No, no, no, no. JPC currently stand at five points, Aaron, you currently stand at six points. I'm sitting. Okay, we're gonna take break soon, but before we do,

we're gonna do one more, one more from this round of June 1st, 1982. What do we think? I want you to name two, at least two of the top TV shows during the week of June 1st 1982. Now, there are maybe, I have a list of eight here that were in the top. I want to hear at least two of them. JPC. I know that makes it so I should definitely be getting one. The news and sports. Yeah, you did it. Here's what I'll say. Legally, I have to give this to you because the number one program by far was 60 minutes, which is the news.

Hell yeah. And then in the top five was Monday night football. Yeah. Are you ready for some sports? So JPC, I am giving you a point for that. Aaron, if you don't like fair, if you would also like a point, if you So JPC, I am giving you a point for that. Aaron, if you would, I'll tell you one of them is probably, I'll tell you one of them is probably, I'll tell you one of them is probably,

I'll tell you one of them is probably, I'll tell you one of them is probably, I'll tell you one of them is probably, I'll tell you one of them is probably, I'll tell you one of them is probably, I'll tell you one of them is probably, I'll tell you one of them is probably, I'll tell you one of them is probably,

I'll tell you one of them is probably, I'll tell you one of them is probably, I'll tell you one of them is probably, I'll tell you one of them is probably, I'll tell you one of them is probably, I'll tell you one of them is probably, I'll tell you one of them is probably, I'll tell you one of them is probably, I'll tell you one of them is probably, I'll tell you one of them is probably, I'll tell you one of them is probably, I'll give you, Aaron, I'll give you, well, I'll say we have a minute until break.

You have one minute to name two of the top shows from June 1st, 1982, and I'll tell you one of them is probably exactly what you think it is. Yeah. Full house. Wow. Wow. It's a joke. That's a joke.

Oh, man. You don't get to make a guess at this day. It's a joke. Narky Hutch. No, you have 55 minutes. 55 minutes. You have 55 seconds remaining. Growing pains. No minutes you have 55 seconds remaining growing pains. No you have 50 50 seconds remaining. I think girls. I'm gonna guess like young in the restless wasn't that on that

day of our lives. No, cheers. I think they butan 82 but it's not on this list so it wasn't a hit yet. GPC, there is a soap opera-esque show on here, but it's actually there's two that are very soap-ish, but they're not like daytime soap. They're like facts of life. Dallas. Somebody just said one of them. Yes, Dallas was one. That was GPC, I'll take a point.

That was a day to see you said it. And then I can't stress enough, there's one show that both of you absolutely know, and it was like the biggest deal and. I guess golden girls. No. This was great. This was the show every eyeball in America was on.

Oh, MASH. MASH. MASH. So I'll give you each one point since GBC got Dallas and Aaron I'll give you a point for MASH. The other top shows were Threes Company. Oh yeah, wow 82. Simon and Simon, which I've never heard of, Simon and Simon which I've never heard of Falcon crest

I've never heard of and love boat. Whoa love boat. Okay, okay, errant. I'll give you one extra point if taking us to break you will sing the love boat theme song Ha, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, no, no. Honey, I was just watching the Love Boats intro theme. You know the boat's sake. It's sake of the intro. I can't believe I lost a point in the end. Oh, and don't talk. So that's sake. What do you think you're gonna hit Rick or Rick? No.

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The Snorre? Academy of Snorre? You know what? Give me the Academy of Snorre. Glit close to falling asleep. That's why I got you. Oh yeah, I got that a lot. Hey Addle, hey, Aaron, I got a bone to pick with the two of you. Sure. Yeah, I wore the skeleton outfit just because I figured this was coming. Happy Halloween a few months early. It's not yet

What is it? So you know how the two of you? I was like guys. I am always so hungry for lunches and dinners and the like and you, jokers, told me, oh, JPC, it's okay, all you have to do is take some, you know, American paper currency, tape it to your front door, close the door, and then wait until someone brings you food. Well, I kept opening the door and the money was gone. So I had to tape more money to my door. I think you're thinking to work out all

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Oh, nothing, nothing. I'm just setting up a very normal Squarespace website, not a prank thing. No, he's gonna shoot you. And I'm gonna use analytics, use insights to grow my business, and learn where my site visits and sales are coming from. That's pretty cool. I'm gonna improve my website and build marketing strategy based on top keywords, our popular products and content

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And when you're ready to launch, go to squarespace.com slash riddle to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Oh, she's back. She's back. Hey Aaron. Hey, Aaron. Can we go to grandma's house? Wait, I've been pranked. But how? I don't know. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha We're gonna see a quick scene. This will be fairly quick. And I do want to see a scene of two people on a boat that is sinking and they're in love. Oh, okay. So they're gonna be like, oh, I'm gonna see a scene of two people on a boat that is sinking. And they're in love. Oh, okay.

So they're gonna be like, oh, I'm gonna see a scene of two people on a boat that is sinking and they're in love. Oh, okay. So this is based on the love boat theme you're saying, Aaron. Two people in love on a boat that's sinking. No, you sink first. Point for her. I think that the rules are women and children. Don't. First.

No, you think first. No, no, no, no, no. Look, we all know. I love going down first. Oh, what's going on? And I do not mind. And I do not mind. Well, you know that I don't mind getting wet disgusting.

Um, seen. Perfect seeing no notes. I have some notes. Oh, okay, so for this next round, I agree with Aaron. I find being sexual in any sense, completely disgusting. I think if you're listening to this podcast, you're out there trying to have sex. Here's what you should do.

Go shove your freaking genitals in a drawer because you don't need them. And I don't like you using them. Open the freezer door and let the air hit your face. Snap out of it. You pervert. Go read a book, you little sicko. Oh my gosh.

I'm trying to hump everything that moves, you little pervass. Quick going in the hot tub to saddle up to that jet. 40 little nerd. Here's what you do. Go to the microwave. Open that door. Set it for 99 minutes.

And just stand in front of it. You sicko. Sicko. That'll treat your sperm. Or whatever you have. Or whatever you have. You could have some sperms or some eggs or hell. Once it calls when you, little squirrel?

Like the squirrel. A baby, which I can be growing a sperm or egg. Can I get the squirrel? Talked with a Videlis squirrel. You got sperm in my egg. You got egg in my sperm. Reces. I would love it.

I would love it if my sperm and cheesecake mix it. Stomping. Ew. Ew. Ew. By balls of a brownie better. I've spur that cheesecake mix in. Stop it. Ew! Ew! By balls of a brownie better. I've never eaten cheesecake. Don't ruin, don't ruin dessert for people.

People are nice. Doctors should buy even a sprinkle. Stop. Stop. Stop. Alright, alright. Now that's an impression of what you sound like. You little sickle perms out there trying to help it up

Sex grow up grow Okay next round this is so we're moving past June 1st 1982 and we're getting to just to me add orify this old dumb dumb So what's gonna happen first is And don't forget you have to puss in Puss I want somebody to puss in and spell my middle name I want somebody to pause in and spell my middle name. Oh, I won't be able to do it correctly. Spelling it correctly is going to be hard. Okay, fuck.

I know it's the monkey from Lion King. I just don't spell that. Or if he goes, well know, don't tell Aaron. OK, spelling and all the middle name. We get us questions, all right? No. OK, this is like a new rule where we can't ask, yes, for the questions anymore.

I would love a spelling bee where you can ask your no questions. Does it end in E? No. OK, I got it. This is spelled the way, so okay. Uh, how about how about you just pause and correctly say my middle name? Um, wow, telling, uh, can I tell you that it's written on a note

in my phone? Can I? Yeah. I think you just have to take a stab at it. We're pronouncing it. We've moved on from swelling to pronouncing it. We've we've just had Adel's wedding I don't think it was ever said it was scream several times. I asked the guy. I was like I was like hey, let me see that what are you writing down? Let me see that Okay, I know I know my dad's name. Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh Plus yeah Is it B a S T A R do My dad's name. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, uh, plus. Yeah. Is it B-A-S-T-A-R-D? Pfft.

Point for JVZ. Okay. Okay, that's funny. That's funny. Okay, that's not right. That's not right. Shhh. Man, your dad's name, by the way,

is on the tip of my tongue. Why? If you give 10 seconds. Yeah.? If you give 10 more seconds, and then we're scrapping this for him. No, no, no, no. Addles dad's name. He says, Hey, this is my dad, his name is,

and I say, oh, Mr. It's nice to meet you. And I'm just gonna find, y'all, I can call people Mr. First Day, Mr. Aaron, Mr. Addle, nice to meet you both. Oh It doesn't sound worth an in no, no, I don't know it. It's not normal. It's okay There's a K in it, but not at the beginning Aaron you said you have it written in your phone. I do I have your full. I have it. I have a You know, it don't ask me questions You said you have it written in your phone? I do, I have your full, I have it, I have a, you know what, don't ask me questions about my name.

And you have my middle name starting as a K? Puzz. I don't know, I don't have it, I didn't know this is that. Oh, it's a jacko? Ha ha ha ha. That's, I know that's his nickname. That'll jacko refine. It doesn't begin with a name.

It doesn't begin with a name. It doesn't begin with a name. Okay, so we're gonna go into our speed round to just, to move on from here. And I'm just gonna start to spell it and and you pause it if you think you know it. Got it. It starts with an S. Puzz.

Yes. Sacco. No. Did it. Next letter H. Oh, Puzz. Yes.

Shonda. No, closer. Next letter A, S H A. S H A K. No. Puzz. Yes. Shannon. No. Uh, Puzz. Yes. Shannon. No.

Next letter W. Shannon's a great name. Next letter W. Ah. SHAK. Puzz. Yes. Uh, Shaka, Kamah Ali.

Very close. Next letter K. Shaka. Puzz. Shaka. Pretty close. Last letter I. Last letter I. Last letter I.

I give up. S-S-K-W-K-I. Shokie. Shokie. Now I thought Shokie was a town in Illinois that you lived in. That's Kiwani. Damn it.

Now yes, my full name is Adolf Shokie, Rify. Mm-hmm. Now you know. I thought it was Adolf Shonie's Rify. Big, those big credit cards, everybody. Off you everybody off you go I know wait and you have my birthday Okay, here's the next quiz My make and model of what are my mom's made name I'll tell you Fuck and they also know what city my parents met in

They're gonna be able to guess all your password Okay, this is bad. We'll bleep out one of these. We'll bleep out one of these. We'll bleep out Rocky 3. Gotcha. Okay, I'm gonna give you, this will be one where you kind of create on your own

and then get back to me. So I'm gonna give award a one, I'm gonna award two points for whoever can come up with the best acronym or maybe you might call it an Acroostic because acronym is whatever, I don't know. We'll say a cross stick or acronym for my first name. So using ADAL, you're gonna come up with a phrase or a sentence or whatever you want.

An initialism if you want. An initialism, thank you. We're each letters gonna stand for a different word. And we have to use your middle name and your last name as well. Nope, just first name. Thank God because I don't remember that middle name. Uh, so ADAL, we'll cut out whatever time you work on it.

It will only get one? You can come up with a couple. Okay. So I'll give you, I don't know, a minute or so, and then we'll pick it up from there. Maybe a minute, just two. I got one. I got one. I got one. So we've got this as add-all against diarrhea against indigestion. You think my name is spelled A-D-A-I?

Yeah, I guess so. I mean mean I didn't have one for L So I really wanted to make it to Justin work was really hoping that you'd let that one go Lost a diarrhea there JPC just playing ozone Okay, I'm still thinking I'm writing it down. Oh, Eddle. Yes, the afterlardy I'm writing it down. Oh, Edel. Yes. After Lardy. Where can you find Edel?

After Lardy. Is that the after Lardy, maybe? Lardy Lardy, we like the party. Okay. Aaron is better be perfect. Okay, Agent Dumbass, Andering, Lutatex. Okay, that technically is a point, but I hate it so Wow, okay, then we're gonna be judging these

Please Aaron a dazzling Ageless legend Wow use a yeah Sorry, I have to recover from how beautiful that was. Aaron, you get two points, you win that. I'm actually subconscious that you guys both know I have a note in my phone dedicated to just facts about both of you. Interesting, you're keeping tabs, literally.

JBC, you get a point for coming up, you have the most, you have the biggest volume. Some of them were a little incorrect in terms of the spelling or my name. Adam Driver, A. Lasagna. Well now I want to give you another point. I'll never forget Edel's name again. That's I wish I had come up with that. Come on.

Come on. I have some of your Edel's Edel's. But Aaron by far you came up with the best one. That was fantastic. Thank you for that compliment. I hope you met it. Of course. Of course I meet it.

You think I don't like you? Would I be here if I were you? What are you talking about? I met the thing about the lunatic do? What are you talking about? I meant to think about the lunatic. Okay, now you have no time, thank you. Now you have no time to prepare. This just has to be instantaneous

and I'll call on one of you to go first. Oh please. I'm going to give one point to whoever does the best, addle, impression. Yeah. Aaron, go ahead and go first. Yeah. Yeah.

Um, I'm so sorry that you got my order wrong. I did it. I like that I'm always being hit in the stomach and I'm out over firePC is now your turn. Oh, I apologize. No, it's my fault. I'm so sorry. I never meant to touch your face in a way that you didn't want your face to be touched. I was out of the impression that I was vacationing in the polka nose. Oh, that is like crazy on cany. I poked their nose.

You poked them. Even included a pun. You poked them in the nose. Yes, you poked them in the nose. Wow. on canny i poke their nose you poke even included a pun i apologize for a pun yes wow um but but but this is a toss up you both get two points yes that's that you both captured different elements of me and i know that you're from the polka nose that you like it there i'm from polka nozzellinoi um clearly okay we're moving on to the next portion of the game show

uh this is going to be an atlop raid now we're moving on to the next portion of the game show. This is going to be an add-on parade. Now we're all familiar with the with a fantastic segment called animal parade. This is going to be a slight mutation of it in terms of this is called add-on parade. Everything we see will be some version of add-on doing something. We'll still have the beat the same beat we always do and of course no article following, no article about add-on because the whole segment is just the song. So I can find an article about Adel. Does either of you remember my favorite number?

33 maybe. 33. So JBC, you can decide if you wanna go first or second. If you will alternate. So you will be going continuously until I say stop but you would be either starting or going second. Okay, I'll go second then I'll go second. Okay. So Aaron, you're gonna be starting off the parade at the two of you will alternate and we'll probably go for about 30 seconds or so, but I'll call time when I feel like we're done with this whenever the two of you are ready. And here I'll give the I'll give the rhythm. Getcha.

The two of you don't have to worry about it. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh An adult flying stand by. An adult buying you a book. An adult up at 4 a.m. An adult picking up the check. An adult on a gymnas arm, my whole life just slashed before my eyes. Are you scared? You look scared. I'm scared. This is fantastic. Adel, your whole life just flashed in front of your eyes, and I have an article here. This is an article from NPR from December 25, 2009, titled His Life All Rapped Up.

Whoa. Adelrifies it's in his friend Louis Sanders apartment in Chicago after wrapping Sanders belongings while he was out of town. It took 16 people, 35 rolls of wrapping paper, and eight hours to finish the job. This Christmas Louis Sanders has lots of unwrapping to do, but the gifts aren't exactly new. After Sundays, after Sanders gave him a spare key,

Adlerify gathered members of his improv troupe to wrap every single item in Sondar's apartment. His clothes, the bath-met, even a beer in his fridge. The elaborate prank took eight hours and required 35 rolls of wrapping paper and 16 comedians turned wrappers. Most of his apartment is still not yet unwrapped, but Sondar says everything he unwraps turns out to be just what he wanted. Now, I'm going to ask you, all that trash, that ended up killing the turtles. Is that correct?

That got caught in there in Australs. That's what the ocean will say. I can Google add all to Magic Tavern is the funniest fantasy podcast. Yeah, that's not me. That one. Let's not read that one. Come on, Aaron, what are you doing? Sorry.

I will say so I went viral for doing a prank like JBC said where I wrapped my friends entire apartment. We are on the news a bunch. We are on all kinds of like, Japan was calling us. It was very wild. Here's what I'll say. The funniest part of everything. The country? Yes. I have a key to the city. The Bayon. I have a key to the country. The country. So it was on, it was on a ton of news stations and all these different shows and stuff.

There was a news channel. I forget one. It was like a bigger, we were on like Good Morning America, but there was another one that was similar where they showed a clip of the video we took of a showing Louise apartment being wrapped and they were talking about everything that happened. And at the end of it, they said, and when they were done, they threw all that wrapping paper away. And we got, there were so many comments on the YouTube video where people were like disgusting that you wouldn't recycle, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. And here's the thing, we did recycle the paper.

We either undid it and use it to wrap presents that Christmas or Louis recycled it. But the news, the news just said what they wanted to say, which was a big lesson in life for me where I'm like, oh, the news just says whatever they want and then people take it as fact. But we were so many people in the comments got super obsessed. So, yeah.

So I do wanna see you seeing. I do wanna see you seeing the two of you are news anchors on a popular news show. You've been anchors for quite some time and you are just kind of, you're at a point in your career where you're so established and so well-loved and you're such local celebrities. You just say whatever the fuck you want and report it as news.

Hello and welcome to the 6 p.m. News. I'm Jennifer Noodles. I'm Dusty Flanagan and this is the 6 p.m. News. Jennifer has our top story tonight. Thank you. Tonight we have some bad news coming in from Washington DC. They're all itchy right now. This is breaking news, so it'll be coming into you slowly throughout the hour, but it just apports that everyone's a little bit itchy over there and washed in DC over to you. Thank you. And now it's time for a segment we call Dusty's Corner. This is a corner ride tap into the Dusty's Corner. Thank you where I tap into my investigative journalism roots this week on Dusty's Corner. Our waffles getting too expensive. I did an investigation at my local cracker barrel and it turns out what do you find Dusty? I mean $9 for waffles.

Come on. This is too much. Thank you, Dusty. So, Kratco parallel, it's on you to fix this. Next time I come in, I better be eating six dollar waffles. And let's go over to Geo with sports. Now, this season, I want the Dodgers to take it all. Hey, Geo, we got it. Take it.

We have to throw it over to you. You can't pull attention. You've been, you've been asked. We've talked about it, Geo. We'll throw over to you. You can get full attention. You've been you've been asked. We've talked about a geo geo actually. We're going to Tilly with weather Tilly. Hi, I'm Tilly and it's really cold over in this part of the studio over to you for sports. Thank you, Tilly. Geo with sports. Now let's know Tilly. You can't throw to Geo. I can can throw you can throw back to us and we can throw to you I don't want it. I don't want it. I don't want it either. All right Geo you can take it 2.3 to view for that. Thank you

What's the current score? What is the current score? What is a quarantine score? What is a quarantine score? Quarant score is 18 to 18. Fuck! You two of you are tied to... I'm so scared, I'm not gonna win at all. Man. You two of you are tied pods.

Okay. At all, am I really a tied pod? No, Aaron, come on. Drink me. Remember? Oh yeah, this will make me smaller. Or big, I forget. Or sick.

Those are the three things food could make you smaller, or sick. I want to here's here's my plan I want to rewrite Alice in Wonderland, but I want to make her have severe allergies It's me one food makes you smaller or bigger Oh sick and The cookies mother gives you put you in the yard for a week Rhymer with week with sick that's all yeah that works. You made it work. That's always good Okay, we are at I believe the final round. Oh Okay, well final round and the final round for every game show I believe has been consistent throughout yeah

Oh, no, so of course the final round for 40 40 40 this 40. The stuits all this hell. And your fire is growing older give away. That's where fire is growing. Based on the age that Adam is turning today. I'm not the battle phases death. And fuck me, that's so old. The final round is going to be rap for daddy.

Now, Aaron. And this is the one where we can wager any amount of points, correct? Now, Aaron, what? You can now. You can now. I'd love to wager any amount of points correct now Aaron what you can now you can now I'd love to wager all all of Aaron's points. No all of Aaron's points. I like to wait your all of gps Point I want to wager all of Aaron's points against Aaron now Aaron historically Aaron historically what this is a This is a segment that has not been kind to you not been kind to you. It really?

It really? Is that true? Here's what I'll say. It's led to some of my favorite moments ever from the show. But I think in terms of the way you feel about it, I know that rapping makes you nervous, I know rhyming makes you sick, I know beats. For your birthday I'll get sick on rhymes. But I told you, Addle, that busting makes me feel good, yet you never bring it up.

You always talk about errands, thing. Buss and rhymes makes me feel good, yet you never bring it up. You always talk about Aaron's thing. Buss and Rhymes makes you feel good. That's the rhymes. So you're both gonna wrap. The category is gonna be add-all for both of you. Okay. J-Piece. So last time we said,

well, I asked my favorite number and you said 33. Do either of you know one of my favorite pizza toppings? I have two favorite pizza toppings. Do either of you know? Pine my favorite pizza toppings? I have two favorite pizza toppings. Do either of you know? Pineapple. Shrimp pobois. Ah. I do like shrimp poboes.

You like peppers, you like green peppers. Ah, close. You like banana peppers, my man. I do, but that's not one of my top two. Fuck off, man. You like the banana peppers. You know you do. I do like Aaron, I'm gonna go with pineapple, because there was a few years ago I was getting green olives and artichoke hearts from my two feet. But there's a time when I was doing pineapple and green olives

So I'll give that to Aaron so Aaron you can either go first or second for the wrap for I'd like to go second Okay, interesting interesting choice. I'm interested. Interesting. I saw that coming a mile away So JPC Whenever you are ready. You're going to wrap for daddy. Okay. And I, um, and I, I assume that we have prepped the backing track. Uh, yes, I have. Okay. Great. Thank you, Casey.

Okay. Whenever you're ready, Casey, here we go. This is JPCs. Rap for daddy. Eddie. Whoa. Yo, his name is Adel. He spelled that A-D-A-I. That's right. Yo, his name is Adel.

He spelled that A-D-A-I. That's right, he's up in the sky because he could fly. With the best of them, put the shrimp on the sandwich, Pope-Boy Pimp. He likes to eat it when he's in New Orleans. Uh-oh! What's he, Doerlands? He's going door to door with the smile, knocking the door saying stay a while my name's Adel Can I apologize to you? Can I buy you a gift? That's true?

And he can you know that he can add all he's the gift by a man. Thank you so Great in Krabley that was fantastic. JBC. I want to say that's going to be impossible. Almost impossible to beat. Aaron, are you ready? I think so, I think so, too. Ha! Now, Adel, I got something to let. Are you familiar with the movie The Wedding Singer? Oh, yes.

So there's an old woman to The Wedding Singer who is training for months because her husband has been her having their big anniversary and she wants to sing for her husband and son. Maybe, he'll be hot. Aaron knew what was going to happen. She knew it was coming up your birthday. It ran December of last year. She reached out to me and said, J.P. he'll be hop. Aaron knew what was gonna happen. She knew what was coming up. You're both them. Around December of last year, she reached out to me. She said, JPC, I'd love to take some wrapping. Oh, nice.

Nice and Aaron, I would love to give them to you. We have been working weekly on wrapping lessons since December. For this for this wrap, Aaron's about to do. This is so mean. Six months of wrapping lessons. Oh my God. Aaron is about to take it to the streets. So Casey, please drop the beats.

I'm talking about my friend out of a five. If you see him on the street, make sure you say hi. If you need a ride, he'll take you super far. He put in one stop at a teaky bar. The best part of his freaky little life is this beautiful new, awesome wife. If he's your friend, don't be scared because he'll be your friend to the very end. If he's your friend, don't be scared. Addle.

Addle, rep- AHHHHH! Addle. Addle. Addle. Addle. I think it's funny that I said, peace your friend, don't be scared.

That's it. Yeah. Amazing. Error, that was amazing. I worked for months, right, JPC? Six. Yeah, we had six months. So we got, I guess for the,

the way that it worked out was it was one couple of every two months. And I, if we had two more months, we could have gotten the fourth couple, but we didn't. So. I'm sorry, I got distracted and made myself a laugh with the leader. The easier friend don't be scared.

That would be bizarre. That's so weird. Yeah, I love it. I feel a little bizarre to be scared about something like that. Although I'll say, I will say, Aaron, I think that's part for the course in terms of my, I have very severe, my whole life I've had very severe eyebrows.

And so a lot of people, I guess up until they get to know me are like scared of me, or they think that I'm like, mad all the time. Maddled. Maddled. So I, maddle. So I think that works. I think that works for you well.

One couple every, every month is that, that's the same as Shakespeare did. I don't remember anything I just said. I that that's the same as Shakespeare did. I don't remember anything. I just said. I think you have the same as Shakespeare. I would agree with that. Well, here's what I'll have to say. I've crunched the numbers. Um, and you're both winners. You both have a thousand points. That was. This is the best. This is the best version of the game show. I've ever I've ever experienced. I thought the two of you I thought the two of you are on the top of your game I thought you both I thought I didn't think you would but you both absolutely crushed and dominated the wraps I thought this was perfection. So you both get a thousand points. You both get set my guy a hundred percent Oh, the board is back. I didn't just say that's a point for Kase points for Casey and Casey actually wins. I think I think that might be our first our first visit for the

soundboard to a regular episode. Yeah, the soundboard's been lurking in the patreon episodes, but now it's crossed over. It's in our world. It's a hard world now. Both diverse of madness. So the two of you both won with a thousand points. JPC, you will tell me now what would you like your poem, your bespoke poem written by me in my 40s? What would you like the content or the suggestion to be? The suggestion for the poem, I would say is gonna be Long John Silver's menu. I would like a poem, and the suggestion

is Long John Silver's menu. I like that a lot. I can't stress enough that is right in my wheelhouse. Thank you. I know, I know, buddy. I would like a poem about all of my untapped potential. No, I don't want that. Wow. No, no, I want a poem about all the books you haven't read in your house yet.

Okay. Thank you. And Casey, what do you want your poem to be about? Yeah, because Casey won, too, in pure victory. Me. Oh, good. in Period Fictory. Me. Oh, good. So Casey says about him. So Casey wants a poem about me?

The K, I guess. So I just put down Casey equals Casey. Well, thank you all so much for playing. I hope you had a good time. I hope I did too. Once again, this has been... Lordy Lordy Lordy, 40, 40, 40, This dude's old as hell.

All your thighs grow, we will do give very happy to be doing this with I feel very good. I'm very happy to be doing this with the two of you. Thank you for indulging me in this endeavor. And I'm feeling good and I'm feeling loved and not worrying about money anymore. I'm trying to buy everything in poems. And I'll see you there, Adel, because I'll be there in a few years and then Aaron, we'll leave the door open for you as well. We'll leave the light on. Uh-huh. Uh, uh, Aaron, anything to plug? Yes, I would like to plug being nice to Addle on the internet today.

Um, just like treat nice things to him and be nice to him and, um, just be nice to Addle. Go follow him on Twitter and Instagram. He's a great guy. I hope he lives another 40 years and then 40 years again after that. A few, I was gonna say. Wait, you weren't gonna be happy with 80 years?

Happy birthday, Adel. I'm happy with 120, thank you. I'm happy with 120. Maybe you see anything you want to fuck? Look, I know I shouldn't ask for any more, but I think I deserve to live 120 years. Yeah, I like to plug the idea of dying when it's your time. 80 for me, but I'm totally, totally, totally plumbing.

I'm happy with 80 if I get it, then that's more than enough. I've got some reviews to read. These are all five star reviews. And if you want to get your review featured on the show, all you have to do is go and leave a five star review on iTunes. Here we go.

The first one that says, it's five stars. This is from Coffee Cavalier. It says, please, sir, can I have some more riddles, sir? Psych, I came for the riddles, but I stayed for the improv. The show is a bright spot in all of my week. And if I could have a new episode every day, I would pay all of the money, all of it, or a poem, I guess I don't think it brought a poem. Cheers on the favor and listen to this podcast, then when you fall in love with it, get the Patreon because that's somehow even funnier.

It's not somehow it's's on purpose even funnier. Also, shout out to Aaron Leif's laugh, big time fan, Aaron Leif, L-E-I-F. So not that big of a fan, I guess. Ooh, I mean. No, that's my real name. I just haven't corrected you guys. You're really to Leif Ericsson, right?

Mm-hmm. That's his first name. We got another one here. This is Five Starts from My Name Goes Here, Question Markets says, hello, I just wanted both of my co-hosts to know I have an incredibly stinky butt. That is all. It's a five star of UGPC. You have to read it as per the verbal contract you made.

My butt's not stinky. It's the normal amount of freaking that a bunch of me. Well, it is stinky. It's a, here we go. Another five star. This one comes from DM 1681. It says, how dare you? Who do you, who do these people think they are making me laugh and brightening my day? How considerate? This is how I consider how I consider it how I consider it consider it take your five stars and get out and the last one comes from big Kevin Mac it says best podcasts. I've heard hey everyone I know I said I'd seed my time to read reviews, but I'd like to go back to plugging things for a quick minute Shout out to uncle Santa for being the best idea I've ever come time to read reviews, but I'd like to go back to plugging things for a quick minute. Shout out to Uncle Santa for being the best idea

I've ever come up with, Aaron, any plugs. So thank you, Kevin. Oh, I get to plug it in. I'm like, I'd like to plug it. And this is Geo with Sports. Now today, we're gonna have a bit of a run. No, you can't, you can't. You can't, have it call over to yourself.

You have to wait for someone to put a throw it to you. Jokes on you, big Kevin Mac Aaron already did her plugs. So your little joke didn He'll joke didn't fucking work. Well, okay, let's toss it over to I want to say little Samantha with the weather and I'm little Samantha Jupiter. Bye forever happy birthday, Adolf. Thank you Nice to him on the internet today are you're gonna have to hear from me today. You can go back to your kids. Little Samantha. Little Samantha. Tell me to be editing. Now I already parented in the music video. I'm a vocal created by M.O.E. for our gamers and M.O.E. The more I say, make no rhythm.

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