Hey Riddle Riddle - #204: Hey Riddle Riddle: Season Two

Episode Date: June 15, 2022

Welcome to the first episode of Season Two! We have some BIG changes in store for the show. And by that, we mean almost nothing has changed. Well, some stuff has changed, and if you want to know what, listen to the episode! Or, you could spoil it for yourself by scrolling down a little bit and reading all the show notes. Up to you! Enjoy your Wednesday! Starring: Naseem Harmonica John Patrick Coan Veronica Peppermints Editing by:  Casey Toney Theme by:  Arne Parrott Logo by:  Emily Kardamis & Emmaline Morris Want more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon! Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & prints Want to mail us something? Hey Riddle Riddle  6351 W Montrose Ave #267 Chicago, IL, 60634 Want to leave us a voicemail? Call (805) RIDDLE-1 or (805-743-3531) Want to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a pitch for you. Okay. Okay. Hi, we were in the middle of some, okay, go ahead. We've been talking about James Cameron. Why aren't you head out to the waiting room and we'll see you in five. What was your idea? JPZ? I can't possibly be Cameron. He shot those movies concurrently He doesn't have another project for like 10 and a half years. Yeah, that's getting started this early

That's how keep an eye out for 20 30 Pretty today I can still get you pregnant. That's exactly the kind of shit I wanted to talk to you guys about. Because look at this. Is episode 204, okay? I've been thinking about this. I've been thinking about this since our 200th episode. And what has happened? What has happened since our 200th episode? We've been doing the same old same old.

We got Uncle Santa in there. We got Dr. Camellian in there. Pritzel Jesus showed up. Little monkey bones. We're running through the classics. We did that 911 bit that everyone hated. That's true. We're not doing, is we're not giving air

for some new characters and some new listeners. I think that what we need is we need an absolute reset point in the podcast where we can bring in a clean sleight of new listeners. New listeners can be like, I want to listen to this podcast. I'm intimidated. There's so many episodes. People look, no, no, no, two, 204. 204 is the start of. Repilal. Season two. Oh, you're saying you're picking a number as random as 204 when you could have easily picked

picked a number as clean as 200. So, so here's what happened as I got COVID and then we had to push everything back. Yes. Okay. I see I see I see Yeah, I'll please you for yeah, I was gonna say I GBC I think this is an interesting idea. I don't know if I'm on board fully I think it's interesting my one concern is that the three of us are so lazy that we love to lean on our own Yes, lean on our old bullshit And I thought about what you're proposing is we have to come up with a whole new bag of bullshit.

Adel, I would never make you come up with new bullshit. In fact, we don't even need you for the show anymore. Aaron, same for you. I think that Adel, Fy, Aaron, Keith, that's great. It was very funny, very played out and people don't need it anymore. So I guess my big question was the season three start at episode 404 or 408 is not 408.

It's every 204 will be another season. So we need to worry about that. We need to worry about that at 408. So I've emailed you guys your new characters. So I want you to be involved in the podcast, but I think that Aaron Adel have so much baggage, so much personal stories like a social media sister. You're telling me sister. Yeah, we're gonna clear them out. We're gonna clear them out, but not because they're bad,

but because we can insert some new characters, and maybe some different age points. I'm sure. And really, and find some attractive points for some new listeners who might wanna consider jumping into the podcast with these, you know, kinda new hosts and their energy. I got invited to a party. I got their energy. I got invited to a party.

I got another email where I got invited to a party. It feels so good, but this is awesome. That was not for me. That was that for me. I got an email that I was just uninvited from a party. Well, parties have lists, they're finite things, but it's not like energy. It's not that, you know, an equal and opposite reaction

and all of that stuff. And so, I, you know, I want you guys to take some time, I want you to familiarize with yourself with your character, ask me lots of questions because it's gonna be, it's gonna be really important that you capture your target demo, okay? Okay. So, Adam, why don't you go first?

Just go ahead and read, go ahead and read your character. And then if you have questions, we can kind of, yes, yeah, I just opened it, I don't, already I don't love it. Okay, that's an initial, that's what it's that, that's an initial reaction, but we're gonna go deeper. So just go ahead, whatever you're ready. I'm already crying. Okay, and you're like, so you've been reading a lot of online

like buzzwords like branding and stuff like that. So we're capturing a demographic, is what we're looking for. Okay, and this is a character that's going to capture that demographic. Okay. My new character is Nassim Harmonica. Okay. Great. Nassim Harmonica, I like that.

Okay. So, here's my description. You are a 19 year old college student at Northwestern University studying animal husbandry and particle physics. Perfect. Good. Okay. Uphealing to maybe a younger demographic?

That's great. Yeah, you're going to go for it. Youealing to maybe a younger demographic? That's great. Yeah, you're going to be a part of our Zoomer demographic. Our science listeners also, I love it. Your family is a mix of Palestinian and American farm folk. Yeah. That's not totally off. So we bring in some Middle Eastern listeners. We also bring in the farmers of America.

The heartland, the rust belt land. Exactly. I'm wondering what Adel wasn't able to get that demographic, but it's fine. Because I come from farmers and Palestinians. You have an easy smile and a cavalier charm. Oh, okay. Well, the cavaliers are kind of bad this year, so that sucks to hear. I don't necessarily know that Neseem knows how to talk about sports, so don't worry about

that as much. Guys, you got to, you're soft spoken, but you mean what you say? You take your coffee with two sugars, two splinter, two stevia, and always two go. That's not good. That's not gonna be good. No, I know what you think. You think that sounds like a gross coffee

because it has to be a fake types of sugar and real sugar, but I think it works for you for this character. And since Adel is playing this new character, he has to drink his coffee that way from now on. I would appreciate it for the show. Okay. Yeah, for the show.

Okay, well, I'll get my toes in this. And also, I just wanna make sure we're not calling the seam harmonica the new character and we're just using his full name, the seam harmonica so we can get used to saying in the seam harmonica. The seam harmonica. The seam harmonica. The seam harmonica. This seem harmonica.

This seem harmonica. This seem harmonica. Oh, and actually you could probably call me a fun little nickname because his name is NA and then the rest and then HA and the rest you could probably call them Naha. Naha. Naha heck. Barry, have Barry, do you mind shooting some people

with your gun like a sniper head, Like exploding their hands with like the bullets that come from the gun, do you mind Barry? I had no idea that that guy was written to be killed in the first episode and he was pregnant for so much. Yeah. So much that they made him a mainstay of the show. Kind of wild. Let's see if I would love to hear more about you. Yeah, please.

Sorry, sorry, sorry. So, Naha, you tell people you drive a hybrid, but that's because you have a Nissan Zentra that's been welded to a Ford F1. So, that's a hybrid still. I love that for you to see, because it's a hybrid and it still makes sense. Okay, now I have to ask JPC, is this bumper to tail?

Is this hood to hood? Is this door to door? So, these are just, these are prompts, but they're not prescriptive. So, I think that the car can be whatever you're imagining to get to be, because I want you to live in it. I want this to be lived.

Okay, I think it's the truck, and then the Nissan Centra is welded upside down on top. So I'm going to put my truck, if I'm ever out mudding, which is a lot of what farmer kids do. If you're ever out mudding and you flip your car, immediately you're fine, you're in a,

love that, love that. Okay. I don't love that, okay. I don't know how you drive. I want someone to animate that. If you're behind the wheel of the truck and the car flips, I don't know how suddenly you're in the driver's seat for the Nissan. Well, because it's not like it's two roofs,

you take out the roof of both. Yes, it is, thank you, thank you. And you know why that has a pretty good idea of how it all works? This is the same. Not like a, not a, okay, we must get to the rest of this character. Please.

Your favorite movie is Hitch, but you've never finished it. Oh, it's the most part of the end. That's where the heart comes in. Okay. You like to use your hand to melt candy bars before you eat them. That makes them soft. Okay. You have to-

And JBC, you don't like these things. This is Nassim Hermonica. This is Nassim. I am not judging Nassim because this is a real person. This is his life. So I'm not judging that. Sure. Sure.

Okay. And has Nassim Petrod been contacted to possibly pay this character? Yes. Nassim Petrod will be paying this character. Oh, okay. Saddle Street. Cash money. Cash money.

Well, Nassim Petrod is famously busy playing. I want to say like a 12 year old boy. I think so, right? Is that? Yeah. That's a show. Tonyers. I wanna say like a 12 year old boy. I think so, right? Is that, that's a show. Tonyers, I can't remember the name. Um, it's back to the scene. You had the idea for Young Sheldon three years before it became a TV show.

That's cool. You're out of, because that's just a young version of a character that exists on TV. I've told you, you've thought of the big bang theory before you were. I think you thought of a lot of the side characters too. I think you had a fully realized idea.

You thought about Young Monk, Young Berry, Okay, and the scene police, you continue. Your allergist says you take too many showers. You like your music loud, your cars fast, and your pizza toppings, loosen sloppy. Yeah, not really baked on, just kind of blown there. Yeah, I will say, that's your fridge. I will say ever since I watched Billy Madison, kind of the one there. Yeah, I was like, that's your friend. I'm sorry, and the seamer, like,

I don't say ever since I watched Billy Madison, I love the term sloppy. So that's essentially, yeah. I know you boys, like, I'm nice and sloppy. Later you're scaring us. Your favorite book is the novelization of Good Burger to go. The fully written but never produced sequel to Good Burger. I did own that book as a child,

that it is wild, that it's a book. That's a real thing. That's a real book. It's your favorite book to see. Oh, that I did own that book as a child, and it is wild that it's a book. That's a real thing. That's a real book. And it's your favorite book this year. Oh, that's right, that's right. That's right. You always pay an exact change. I like that one.

It's kind of fun, but obviously neurotic. You have a conspiracy theory for everything. You just have to give us your outlet of conversation, you know? You have a tattoo of that owl from the Tutsupap commercial. Yeah. One. And you're young.

You're young. So you don't even get the reverence. One to who? Three. Yeah. I always hated how that owl, I think what they were going for in the 60s or whenever that was made was that the owl says the word two as if he's hooting. So he says to who?

Mm-hmm. You don't hate a soul battle. Nassim. Yeah, Nassim loves him. Well, okay, I was just gonna say, it's just, it's always upsetting. This is good because you're getting out of Adel and you're getting into Nassim.

Yes, get out of my car, get into Nassim. You are a student discerning and an eternal optimist. Oh, I can't die. You are Nassim, harmonica. I love Nassim, harmonica. Welcome to the show Nassim. Welcome Nassim. Oh, I can't die. Mm-hmm. You are Nissy Marmonica. I love Nissy Marmonica. Welcome to the show Nissy Marmonica. Welcome Nissy Marmonica. It's great to be here.

Yeah, you're gonna bring us a whole new crop of listeners. I really like it. Oh, speaking of crop, did I tell you that the soy came in? Uh? Uh-huh. All right, okay, so that's one, Adel. I'm guessing that you love it now. I'm seeing Adel.

You? Nissy? I guess you're pretty happy with who you are. It's a person, huh? Absolutely. I'm seeing a zoo. The seam. I guess you're pretty happy with who you are as a person, huh? Absolutely. I'm 19 years old. I'm gonna live forever. Turn off of this. I can't die. All right, so Aaron would you like to say goodbye to Aaron and hello to Veronica peppermint. Now Let's see how this goes

Veronica peppermint you are 47 years old. You like making dolls that look like people you've met. So, this is great, Eric, because this is now an older demographic for you. Love it. Veronica Pepperman's is capturing this like more like a elder gin Z, or elder gin X, elder gin X. Can I just say this is the same here? Can I just say I really love that I am the youngest one on the show and Veronica is the oldest.

I think that is annoying. That is a fun. I have to look at my actions. It's a fun change up. You like making dolls that look like people you've met, got it? You are Korean. Now, no.

I know you're gonna have issue with this, Aaron. I know you're gonna have issue with this. I'm actually, no. Here's the thing. here's the thing. Here's the thing. You were born in Korea, your parents, your parents are, you're like a military brat, they're, from Boston, okay? You were just happening born in Korea.

Aaron, we need this, we have to bring the Asian markets in. Okay, I was born in Asian markets in. Korea, I'm Korean by birth certificate. By birth, by birth, oh please. By birth, oh please. That's still confusing. Like Charlize Thera. Like By birth, oddly. By birth, oddly. That's still confusing. Like Charlize Therat.

Like Charlize Therat. Think of Charlize Therat. South African. But there. But there. But there. But there. But there. But there.

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That's just it matter. Leaving out the North demographic. I'm sorry. Okay. I am Aaron, you are, or no, I'm not Aaron. Varronica peppermint. You're varronica peppermint. You are Korean and can't believe you put that in. You have 11 nieces and nephews.

Fun. Okay. That is fun. You've never had confectioners' sugar because you believe that somehow different from powdered sugar, which it's not. Yeah, the same sugar, Aaron. It's different. And we've had no everments, that's so sad.

We're out of kids, the same sugar. You've had confectioners' sugar, no, I have it, I've only had powdered sugar. I love it, very good. Thank you, we're getting up to character. You've been drafted, Ikea it. I've only had powdered sugar. I love it. Very good. Thank you. We're getting to the character. Um, you've been trapped in IKEA three times. What does it feel like? Um, Naseem, uh, Naseem's character is very good at things. I doesn't feel like Veronica's very, okay, you were. Well, first of all, now it's not trapped in IKEA three times. It's trapped in three different IKEA's. So it's certainly at that point, at that

point Veronica doesn't really seem like your fault does it. Yeah, I know. And part of it could have been heroic. Like maybe it was being robbed and used state inside and tried to like hunt down the robbers. That's true. Thank you to see him harmonica. And so nice of you. You're welcome for onica peppermint. You were a paid extra at Katie Holmes' 35th birthday party. Wow. That's pretty cool. That's sad. I feel like you got day rate. You were a paid extra at Katie Holmes's 35th birthday party. Wow. That's pretty cool.

That's sad. No, you got day-rate. I know, but I feel like she probably could have had enough friends there. How many people did you want to seem like were there? I don't know for a minute. You were there. We weren't. You tell us.

Okay. Well, you're over. This is a thing that happened to you. There's a lot more ground to cover. I think I'm about a third the way us. Okay, well you're over. This is a thib that happened to you. There's a lot more ground to cover. I think I'm about a third the way. Okay. You're a retired sniper and a 10 time winner of the Staten Island chili cookoff,

but you've never submitted the same recipe twice. Whoa, that's so cool. That I brought up snipers earlier. Yeah. So I'm not a sniper anymore. No, you're retired. And I've never submitted the same recipe twice Yeah, you're really good at times ten different kinds of chili ten different recipes I'd say that's what it says and Aaron that kind of helps loop into possibly why you were strapped in IKEA

Because maybe when you win the chili cookoff Maybe one year the prize was to be trapped inside an IKEA. Yeah, they've just recycled that prize three years ago For 20 minutes and whatever you grab you own. Your favorite band is Hoobistank. No, it's not. No, okay, Veronica. Oh, I'll come on. Do you see the tattoo?

Your brand loyal, but you can't remember to which brands, okay? I love that little detail for you because I do love brand loyalty, but you're at the store and you're like, am I like a debisco person? Or am I like, oh, damn. I want, there was a point in my life, this isn't the same here.

When I was 17, which is just two years ago. Two years ago. For three months, my whole personality was jelly bellies, where I was just like, you know what? I love jelly bellies. That's gonna be my whole personality. It's all I would say, it's all I would eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner. And then I had a huge try to thick.

And that was, I was like 17. Yeah, that was what, 17. So that was like a, that was like May of 2020. It was like right into the myth beginning of Gov. It's like, okay, good. Yeah, good. You hate the word moist, but you love the word soaking.

Interesting. Interesting. Okay. You have a pet frog named Mr. Millionaire. Okay, that's cool for you, Brogat. I like that. I like that. Mr. Millionaire. That's the frog with that pet frog named Mr. Millionaire.

That's a story. It's funny because that feels like the... What's the WG frog is like... Worn G Frog or something? It's the WG frog is like, Warren G frog or something like WG to boys or something? Yeah, it's like, it's like a terrible taste. It does do like that frog's name should be Mr. Millionaire. I can't believe I'm, I'm gonna say this, but I'm super jealous of Veronica peppermint. Mr. Millionaire, a frog. I'm so jealous.

Yeah, and you are Veronica Peppermitz. Does this, sorry, JPC. I guess I should ask Veronica. Does your frog, Mr. Millionaire, have a top hat and a monocle? He has both and he was born with both. That's what's inspired the name. Wow. Yeah, the name was inspired by the dress.

Exactly. You've never been married, but you have lived with a man named Steve for the last 23 years. And you introduce him to people at parties as you're right. As what? Veronica Peppermint's. Veronica. As my right hand man.

Okay. You're calm. You might be calm in law. I think it's 23 years. You could be calm in law. Steve, that's nice. This means remember, you can't talk about shot anymore. That's Steve.

That's fine. That's a long history. It's a long. So I met a man when I was 24. We have never been married. We lived together though and I call him I write a man. Yeah. It's a weird semester, though, jingles.

Okay. Uh, you're right. You're right. I met a man. I was 24. He danced with me. Oh, you're right. Nissy. Okay. So you are impulsive, romantic and eternally awesome. Yeah. We both are eternal. You are Veronica peppermints. I just see. Can I just read this all again very quickly? I just sure. Yeah. Yeah. You're ever on a peppermint. You were 47 years old.

You like making dolls that look like people you've met. You are Korean. You have 11 nieces and nephews. You've never had confectioners, sugar, but you believe that it's somehow different from powdered sugar, which it's not. It is. You've been trapped in three Ikea's. You were a paid extra at Katie Homes. It's 30th birthday party. You're a retired sniper and a 10-time winner

of the Staten Island chili cook-off, but you've never submitted the same recipe twice. Your favorite band is Hoobas Dank, your brand loyal, but you can't remember to which brands you hate the word moist, but you love the word soaking. You have a pet-frog named Mr. Millionaire, you've never been married. But you're one of the bad things Steve,

for the last 23 years, and you're choosing? Do people have parties as your right-hand man? You are impulsive, romantic, and eternally curious. You are varotic, a peppermint. Does she have the same voice as me? I think for ease of access, yes, because she was going to have maybe more Korean voice, but you can mix that. Absolutely not.

I think same voice, that's totally fine because it's all about bringing in that audience, that target demographic. You're going after these elder jenn Z crowd maybe people who like chili ikea snipers uh... we're trying to branch out and bring in new listeners and does nesim her monica have the same voice as that oh oh yeah absolutely because erin's too scared to do the accident can i do uh... can i speak like my dad does? I think, I think Naseem, yes, you could choose, you could choose what baby.

You might be a pseudo-tum-to-law. Bismillahirrahmanirrahim al-Qaim-a-Lakiyom-a-Dim. Yaqar-a-Lakiyom-a-Lakiyom-a-Dim. Okay, it's not doing no-ho-hic. You can't bow, right? Okay, now I know what you're thinking. I think you think in JPC, this is kind of unfair. Do you think this is kind of unfair?

Because we have to be these new people, these new characters, we have to make these new lives, and you stay the same. Well, I wasn't doing it to be unfair. I was not doing it to be unfair. I was doing it because I already cover a key demographic. We can't lose me because it will lose that, I'm glad you asked, Aaron.

The demographics that I cover is male identifying a non-binary people between the ages of 18 to 54 who have one, if not all, of the following predilections and or perversions. Mouth stuff, butt stuff, back of the envelope stuff, tub thumping, dry humping, wet clumping, chlismophilia, people who earnestly say

that's so funny instead of laughing, family guy porn, Family porn for guys. Boyerism, exhibitionism, patriotism, necromancy, feeling fancy, feeling up mannequins, Europhilia, Eurovisionphilia, Disney adultism, hot boy thing, cool treating, dairy queen, spider worship, saying, wow, like Owen Wilson, Ruben Toynathritis, Peridium Swipe thing, Tube State Prepping, tail Owen Wilson, Rubatoyn-Eythritis, Peridium Swiping, Goobstay Pratting, Tailgating, Roblox, Roadhead, Antique Roadshow, Treasure Hunting,

Rinting Time Holland's Uncharted for $1, Watching the whole thing and wishing you had that dollar back. Pickleback Shots, Enjoying Blow Jobs, Be a Sexual Little Rascal, and Reverse Farning. Without me, we lose all of those perverts. So we gotta keep me. So we gotta keep me on the show. And for anyone who fell under any of those titles, we thank you for your support.

And we wish you a tele-friend at one of your next parties. Next time you're watching antique road show with all your friends. Oh my god. antique road. antique road head. antique road show head. antique road show head. I,rowed head. Antigrowed head. Antigrowed head.

Is there anyone left on planet earth that doesn't fall into one of those categories? All the people that you're covering. So yeah, it's three slices of the pie. We're covering it from all over. So I get the women introducing their partners at parties as their right-hand man. That's me. Okay. So we're cutting. Yeah. So you cover mostly everything.

Aaron's got Korean snipers. I have Palestinian farmers. I think we're good. I think we're good. Okay. I guess I also get people who forgot to button their pants after they go to the bathroom. I just look down and my pants are just full open.

Okay. So real quick, real quick, let's take a pause. All right, we'll step out of our characters. We'll all step out of our characters. Adela and Aaron back, just, we've been going a little while to season two. I just want to get a temperature check. What do you think? What are your thoughts? Is this the right direction for the show? I'm also if we want to say scrap, but we scrap it. Yeah, yeah. Here's, I guess, here's my biggest concern. And actually has nothing to do with Nassim Harmonica, who I love and adore in a fire to be.

My concern is, JPC, the list of the demographic that you cover seems to be a lot of, there's just a lot of interesting outliers in terms of, I'm scared now to do live shows because if I have to shake hands and meet these people and take pictures with them and of course they'll, they'll make the front page of the news at some point with all their little, they're all little hobbies and, um, these are our little weirdos. Okay. These are our little weirdos and you can't be terrified of our key demographic

because if we lose them, we lose the show. I'm afraid of their power. We need to get these people entertained. JBC, is there a way, like, if we start calling our fans, specifically the listeners that you cover, if we start calling them like mommy's- Can you just do that list again? Oh yeah, so these are people who suffer from maybe the following part of Lixins or perversions.

We got mouth stuff, butt stuff, back of the envelope stuff, tub thumping, dry humping, wet clumping. Cliffs of the Malia, people who earnestly say, that's so funny, instead of laughing, family guide porn, family porn for guys. Forge risk, and exhibitionism, patriotism, necromancy, killing fancy. Feeling that mannequins, Europhelia, Eurovision failure,

Disney adultism, hot, wiping, cool, trading, dairy, queening,ins, you're a failure, you're a vision failure, Disney adultism, hot, wiping, cool, treating, dairy, queening, spider worship, saying, wow, like, oh, and Wilson, Rubikoy, and arthritis, pretty of swiping, dubsay, prepping, tailgating, roadblocks, roadhead, romantic roadshow head, treasure hunting, renting time, Holland's uncharted,

for one dollar, watching the whole thing and wishing you had that dollar back. Pickleback shots and join blow jobs, being a sexual little rascal and reverse farders. And those are all things that describe you. And Adel, you want to call them? If we call them like mommy's little maniacs or something. Oh sure. Then that way we have a built-in at arm's length approach to them where when they inevitably do something terrible, we say we call them maniacs. Yeah, these are mommy's little

maniacs. And I think that's fine. I think a lot of our listeners call me mommy unintentionally, just kind of comes out anyway. So I'm fine being mommy. It's like calling your teacher mom. It's true. So I'm comfortable being the seam harmonica as long as from this point forward, we call all of our fans mommy's little maniacs. Okay, and that makes sense. Now, Naseem.

T-shirts? Now Naseem, of course. That'll, thank you. I do think Naseem also, you should have something for your fans, because you're bringing in a whole different democratic. So you see demographics, so you have like, Naha, right? You're, you whole different democratic. So you see demographics, so you have like, nah-ha, right?

You're, you're, you're, you're, you're a seam harmonica, nah-ha. So what are your, what are you, what are you gonna call your fans? Cause I think it's important that your fans have a name they can identify. It's a great idea. Okay, so my fans, let's see here.

So like, what just spitballing, like the, nuss, nussim like you. I think that's something to do with sugar. So maybe like sugar butts. Like sugar butts. Or I mean sugar tits is a phrase, but I'm not terribly fond of it. So I feel like sugar freaks.

Sugar freaks. Yeah, that's sugar. That works. Psycho's sugar sluts. Sugar sluts. Okay, so good. And we can't have, we can't have a judge or something. That's for Jett and Z.

So Naseem's fans are gonna be the sugar sluts. Which I think was Bjork's first band. Really? You should know that, Naseem, your right, Teebe. Might'll be Bob's little maniacs and Veronica Pepperman's, what do you think that your fans are gonna one of my Gennephyas? I'm thinking. This is tough. It is tough.

Mr. Millionaires angels. Oh, okay. That's a motorcycle club. I've ever heard of one. And Aaron, you just made up a term for MMA. We're gonna get a lot and JPC to your point, that helps encapsulate some of the mixed martial arts community. Okay. Because if people are saying MMA and they're like, I like MMA, let me list it in this podcast.

And it's actually Mr. Millionaires Angels. They'll be like, well, I'm already here. I'm listening. I am so proud of us. I am so proud of how many of our bases we are covering here. Well, JPC, I have a quick question for you. Yeah. Before we move on. Sure. So you've clearly done some exhaustive here. Well, GPC, I have a quick question for you. Yeah. Before we move on.

Sure. So you've clearly done some exhaustive research. Sorry, exhausting research. Thank you. Thank you. And is there any like random one category that the three of us somehow managed to not cover? Like, it's impossible to get. Oh, yeah.

Like, is there any blind spots that we should be worried about demographic wise? The only demographic blind spot between the three of our characters that is not addressed by our personality. Can I guess? Yeah. Scottish circus artists? Hillary Clinton.

Hillary Clinton. No, I listed both of those. If those were left off of my list of perversions, they should have been out there. The only one that we don't have coverage on between the three of us is liking and doing riddles, which brings me to my next point, the show, four minutes of the show,

stays exactly the same. If anything, the only thing that changes is instead of 10 minutes of wasted time at the top, it's more like 29. Oh, interesting. Oh, what can I say? Since Ad 10 minutes of waste of time at the top, it's more like 29. Oh, interesting. Oh, I'm gonna say, since Adela and Aaron are no longer on the show, since they've been kicked off essentially,

aren't they gonna be so curious that they're gonna listen to the, I miss Aaron, aren't they gonna be so curious about what's happening with the show continuing without them, that they're gonna check in, and so they do cover that demographic? Oh, you know what? I think that you misunderstood what's happening here. You're still playing that character.

Oh, right. It's not a separate situation. I'm into it. I'm into it. I've been watching Severance and I thought for a minute that, okay, I'm sorry. So here's what we can do. Can I get this evidence thing? Because I'd rather not remember this.

Don't worry, Aaron, 10 episodes from now this will all be a distant dream. We won't remember any of this. I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry, man. You want to pay $5 billion to have a surgery for you to forget 30 minutes of your life? Yeah. At a time. Take my money, baby.

Please. Oh my God. I honestly, I would get that surgery because then I could listen to the podcast and be like, this guy is, these are hilarious. Yeah. I took us up. GPC, so the format stays exactly the same. Does that mean are we still taking breaks or are breaks going the way of the dodo?

No, no, no, we're gonna take a break and we will join you back after this break with some riddles and more of season two of Hey Riddle Rettles. I'll see you sugar sluts soon. Hey, you're a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick a Rick Everyone is on board yet, so I secured a word-winning sleeper. Merrill Sleep. She's right behind that door. Merrill Sleep.

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The Snorr? Academy of Snorr? You know what? The Academy of Snorr. Glit close to falling asleep. That's why I got you. Oh, yeah. I got that a lot.

Hey, Adel, hey, Aaron, I got a bone to pick with the two of you. Oh. Sure, yeah. I wore the skeleton outfit just because I figured this was coming. Happy Halloween a few months early. It's not yet done. What is it? So you know how the two of you, I was like, guys, I am always so hungry for lunches and dinners and the like and you, jokers, told me, oh, JPC, it's okay, all you have to do is

take some, you know, American paper currency, tape it to your front door, close the door, and then wait until someone brings you food. Well, I kept opening the door, and the money was gone. So I had to tape more money to my door. I think you're thinking, didn't work at all. Oh, door cash. Dore cash. Yeah, you did dore cash.

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Thanks, DoorCash. I mean, no, that's the one. That one didn't work. That one's bad. Hey, JPC. Uh, yeah. You're not in trouble. I just need help. I'm, um, pranking Atal.

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Come here. Hey, what's going on? I actually, I want to prank JPC and I want to set up a whole website to prank him. Do you have anything that like is there like an online store that could set up on my website to sell products? Did you know that with Squarespace, you can have custom merch, you can easily sell custom merch and create passive income stream that engages your audience and scales your brand,

design your products and production, and inventory and shipping are handled for you, saving you time and money. What is happening? Okay. Wait, what's going on with Adel? Oh, nothing, nothing. I'm just sending up a very normal Squarespace website, not a prank thing. No, he's gonna tune you. And I'm gonna use

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your first purchase of a website or domain. Oh, she's back. She's back. Hey, Aaron. Hey, Aaron. Can we go to grandma's house? Wait, I've been pranked. But how? I don't know. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha. Hey, Rick, oh, Rick, oh, Rick. Oh, man. All right, welcome back to Hey Riddle, Riddle season two.

Quick bit of administrative nonsense to get up through the big of the second half. We did decide that we're gonna scrap all that we did in the first half and yeah, to see him in Veronica Pepper Bits, that was a terrible idea. I take full accountability for that. We did and if you saw a tweet or Instagram post by us,

what happened was we tweeted out and Instagrammed out the first 30 minutes of this episode and the response we got was a port it was You know that sounded like just the most horrible scream you've ever heard in your life every time we opened the internet on our phones That's the sound we heard so this so this one's on me. I take full accountability for that We're gonna just continue. Sorry. We apologize. I know actually JPC Aaron and I have been talking during the break And we feel like because you brought up this new cool idea Time who knew it was a different it was a different time 30 minutes ago

It was okay to do and say those things Aaron and I talked about it. We feel like it's probably best for us to kind of Sever ties and go our own ways. Yeah, we're actually gonna be replacing you gotcha gotcha gotcha gotcha That's smart and I'm gonna email you, your new character, right now. It's little Santa Bones. This seems like maybe I'm rehashing up some other characters. I better know with it. No, no, no.

I just emailed you the description of your new character. It's better, it's better than I go away. It's better than I go away. I have a lot of soul searching to do. So it's really, it's really, it's really better. It's better this way. Okay, here we go. Yeah, I got it right here.

Okay, here's my new character. You are Veronica Pepperman. You are 47 years old. You like pulled on a second. Hold on a second. What? Are you accusing me of just forwarding you, my character? Adam, send him the backup character idea.

Okay, I know. First of all, I will say I have no problem being fraudic. Appeparabits, I do think that people obviously didn't like it. Didn't like it much the first time. And so I don't think it was Aaron's telling of it that people didn't respond to. I think it was entirely my telling of it that that that was the problem. So, oh, I'm just getting another one from Adel. Okay. Um, here we go. New season two character for JPC. You aren't Naseem Harmonika. You are a 19 year old college student. I don't know that I should play Naseem Harmonika. Uh, okay, I got a gotta new one. I gotta new one for you.

I sent it off to you. Okay, look, you know, now that it's happening to me, I can see that maybe if Mickey, you guys cold-read some characters, maybe one of the best. Oh, I can do that. No, I can send you. Having a slice of your own pie, huh? Tastes of your own medicine.

Okay, well, Eric got a new one here from Aaron. Okay, this one just says, Frodo Baggins, this is a fictional character in Jared. Oh, you don't like it? And part of the protagonist of the Lord of the Rings. Maybe not for that one, another email from Adela right here says, new character, it says, like JPC but greed.

Okay, great PC, we can certainly try to do that. It won't come up a ton in the audio, but people will know. Why don't we do this? Why don't we pull it audible? And why don't we read it up? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. We turned on their contract. Yeah.

Why don't we pull it audible and sell the podcast for $40 million? Why don't we pull it, pull it, pull it, Spotify and all fucking buy it, fucking islands together. I got one more character for you. Just one more character. We can do one more character.

And then I think I have, I think I have a pivot that might really help the direction of the show. I'm actually, I'm actually pretty psyched about what this pivot might be. Great. This is the last one. I promise. I'm glad that you guys bought into this season two idea because I thought, you know, I explained it to Mariah. She says, I don't get it. It doesn't sound funny. Maybe, maybe don't do that. Maybe it's confusing. But I do think that's important. I could see where someone of Miriah's ilk and emotional maturity would bulk at the term spider worship. And thank you and thank you so much for saying that Miriah was ilk. She is feeling

a lot better. But you're right, she was very ilk for a very long time. Last one. Okay, last one. but you're right, she was very ill for a very long time. Last one. Okay, last one. I'm, like I said, I'm happy to do this because I think that the experimentation helps the show. It makes the show stronger.

Yeah. So I am, I'm happy to. Okay, Aaron, we got this. Here we go. A character, this is an email from Aaron title character. It says, Ted Bundy. Theodore Robert Bundy was an American serial killer

who kidnapped, who hold on. Ted Bundy is the dad from Mary with Children. Yes. That's what I meant. That's what I heard must have been. That's what I meant. I did almost send that email to another co-worker that would have been maybe a disaster and could have gotten me fired. An email that's just the bio line for 10 funding it no such Another guy who has a similar first name as you almost sent that to the wrong place That email here wasn't gonna get me fired there could have okay Some more bodies in the backyard. Oh come on pig hand in the pants feed him to alf

Here we go That you know what we're gonna try something different. We're gonna try riddles. Why don't we try riddles? And this is a riddle that comes from Ryan. Ryan says, hey, this riddle is in an escape room I used to work for. We had to come up with lots of hints

for when people just couldn't figure it out. And Ryan does say they used to work there. So we don't give a shit, you can blow up your entire employer's spot. You know what, fuck them, right? Okay, so here's the riddle. He comes to bedside's icy bridges, battlefronts and crumbling ridges. He comes all of that Does he eat pineapple must have a big breakfast? How he when he comes he comes alone taps a shoulder than is gone

So is this kind of a thing of like, when there's one set of footprints in the sand that was when Jesus carried me? I don't remember Jesus coming on somebody. Oh my God. All the time. It's like, I think it's like that, but the answer's not Jesus.

Water and to come. I think I might, I've thought, but can you read it again? I wanna make sure it checks all the boxes. Yes, he comes to bedside's icy bridges, battlefronts and crumbling ridges. When he comes, he comes alone, taps a shoulder, then is gone.

It's death. It's death. You are absolutely correct. This is death. As a bonus, this is something Ryan includes. We got a lot of great answers to this question, including but not limited to God and Angel, the Boogeyman and Santa Claus.

Well, Ryan, I know I can see what you're trying to do. You're trying to get us to do all kinds of Santa, but guess what, it's season two baby. We're only doing new stuff for the new listeners. That's right, it's time for Chad Boogieman. Hey, what's up my little goblin? It's me, Chad Boogieman. I'm Patricia God, and I'm trying to have it all.

All right, I want to see an interview. You're back with the Boogieman and the God. I want to see a scene. This is an interview between You're back with the Bookie Man in the God. I wanna see a scene. This is an interview between Patricia God and Chad Bookie Man. Chad Bookie Man, you're hiring Patricia God to she's gonna be a tire salesman at this tire store. Thanks for coming back in, Patricia.

We really liked your first interview and just wanted to kind of see what else you got. Oh, thanks. Sorry, I'm late. I went on a second date with a guy that I'm seeing and I had to pick up my kids from soccer. I'm all over the place. I'm trying to have it all.

A second date with a guy you're seeing? Yeah. We're doing a phrase it. Anyway, I'm gonna pull out some tires here and all you have to do is identify them and you're hired. Let's take a look at this first one, rolling it out. Car tire. Correct.

Next one. Next one. Oh, the tire and one of those bicycles that is a big wheel on the front and the little wheel on the back. And this one is the little wheel on the back. That's right. And now this other one.

That's a tired man. Hello, sir. Yes That's Frank Michelin his family invented the tire so nice to meet you When I die I'm going to be a star. Oh, that's so lovely. I'm Patricia God. Oh Nice to meet you Patricia God Now Oh nice to meet you Patricia God. Goodbye. Goodbye. He always says he's going to be a star and I don't mean, I don't know if he means like up in the sky or like celebrity.

I think he means for restaurants. Oh, the Michelin Guide. Well Patricia, let me look through your social media and as long as there's nothing in here that would... Oh no. what is this my trip to Marathon you ran a marathon while baking cookies I'm trying to have it all okay Patricia God Patricia God try to have it all at one cheese Patricia God stop it what they don't say about having it all at once, chief Patricia. God, okay, stop it. Stop it. What they don't say about having it all is it means literally all of it.

Like working at a tire store, baking cookies, ready to bear it on. Hold on, I didn't get my outro song. Oh, please. He's the bogeyman, and he's selling tires. That's all. That's a lot like your dog characters. Is he a dog? No, it doesn't.

Uh, well, guess I'm just not gonna do by Come on, Michelin do it And I'm gonna be a star When I die I'm going to space and I'm gonna be for bed and gases in rags You're all wrong. It's the space type of stars. I think I this point forward, after every scene, every character needs a little outro song. Of course. I think that'll be fun. And good.

Okay, well speaking of fun, this email, that could be fun for the other season too. This email comes from Destiny. Destiny says, hi guys. Hi. Love the podcast. I've been listening to it on my way to work. I had to make up a bunch of what am I riddles for something I was working on

and came up with more than I needed. So here's one of the extras. What if the heck is your job? I don't know. I had to make up a bunch of what am I riddles for something I was working on, and came up with more than I needed, so here's one of the extras. What if the heck is your job? I know Destiny's giving us some runoff riddles. It's not even like, I came up with a bunch of riddles. Here, you use them on the show.

It's, I came up with a bunch of riddles and they're my little secrets. Yeah, here's the runoff, that's so weird. Here's the one that I just didn't need. She might work for like Lafay Taffy or like a popsicle company. I wonder if it's a stick company, sorry. It just says something I was working on,

but it doesn't say for work. It just says, I mean, that could be anything, right? Oh, mate, I see what's happening here. Destiny got the job that the last guy got fired from. Oh, okay, yep, that makes sense. So he got fired for spilling the beans on the death riddle, so she got the new job and she's learned to keep her mouth shut. Exactly.

Oh wow. That's the economy destiny. I know this riddles from 2018, but I hope you're still working that job at the riddle factory, making riddles for all the good little children out there, riddle land. All right, here's destiny's riddle. It says, on my own, I'm third in line.

With the twins, your eyesight's fine. My third form is alkaline. Careful not to misdefine. What am I? Earprints William. He's third in line. He has a set of twins. He's actually in the alkali trio.

Aaron, give me this. I'm sorry, Adam. I'm sorry to have it all. Aaron. I'm not married to go to trivia night with. He goes if our state's true, then it's true. He goes up and just talks through Gritted Teeth to the guy who's like volunteer running the trivia. He's like, Hey, man, I don't care if you want the point. Like you said, the smallest country in Latvia is the smallest country where the Pope lives is not a country.

Vatican City is a country. It doesn't make any sense. It's in the bathroom. Where is the bathroom? So no, the answer is not whatever we just ripped on. It never is.

We always hope it is, but it's not. So third in line set of twins made of alkaline. And what was the other part? My third form is alkaline. Careful not to misdefine. What am I? I. Misdefine.

So with the twins, your eyesight's fine. With the twins, your eyesight's fine. So twins would be and twins, of course. And twins, of course twins of course contacts sailing solution LASIK Okay, so Not really on the right track is eyes part of it. No eyes is not part of it It's it's not the answer. Well, is it like a

weather like a fog or something? Each one of the three lines at this points to a word and the words will be the answer. So on my own, I'm third in line. With the twins, your eyesight's fine. My third form is alkaline. Careful not to misdefine what am I? I think careful not to misdefine is just another rhyme in there, but actually those first three, so my line, right through. Are there numbers?

My third form is alkaline, of absolutely clearly points to alkaline trio. Third trio, alkaline. Exactly, you got Dan on base, I'm sure, for sure. I think that double. It's not alkaline trio, but I do like that. I think that's a missed opportunity to, Exactly you got Dan on base It's not alkaline trio, but I do like that. I think that's a missed opportunity to Have some alkaline trio play on my own. I'm third in line. So that maybe focus on that. What's?

Yeah, okay. Yes. Yes, so let her see yes So on my own I'm third in line you got see yeah twins, your eyesight's fine, my third form is alkaline. C, C, and C. Aaron, you have won a key to the music factory because it's C. I'm curious about that. Never change, never change, you'll fall. You never change. Yes. So with the twins, Twin E's, my eyesight's fine, fine, it's C-S-E-E, and my third forum is

Alkaline, the C-S-E-E-E is Alkaline. So C-C and C is it factory? I love it. Did they sing good vibrations? Good vibrations? No, I'm sorry. You need to make it up good vibrations, good, good. That was a good thing.

Yeah, they sing that one. Yeah, C is it music factories factories saying that version of good vibrations. Uh huh. Uh huh. Stull it. Fucking beach boys, fucking beach boys. Okay, so that was Destiny Take You Destiny for that riddle. Here we go.

These are, I would say brand new riddles. These are coming from Zach's access. Hey gang, I've been listening to the podcast since the beginning. Thanks for just a macro role for the tip. And you're all doing a real fine job. I got a couple of puzzles, or maybe more along the lines of brain teasies to submit.

And I'm almost certain that you haven't had them on the show yet. And again, this email comes from, this is April 2019. So that's, yeah, it could be that we haven't done these yet. We probably have. But this is the night before 420, which I have a little poem here about. It was the night before 420, which I have a little pump here about

it was the night before 420 and all through my pipe, I was cached as hell and couldn't get out. Yes, the rhyme comes home. Pipe it out. Okay, so I would say that these are more like brain teasers. But you know, riddles of wide umbrella. Here we go. Which states two letter postal code is also the last two letters in the states name? I guess this also falls into the category of like just facts that you might need to know are the two letters in

the same order as they are in the states name or they reversed. Yes, they are in the same order. Name order. I had to put my hands up in my brain to do that. But yes, the state's two letter postal code is also the last two letters of the state's name in the same order. Okay, I just want I want to get this one so don't tell me. I will not. And feel free to say as many states as you know, and I can tell you, yes or no, basically. I will give you I will give you I no, basically. I will give you, I will give you, I'll be a big generous. I'll give you 49 guesses. It's not Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas. It's not California. It's not Colorado. These are great. Keep saying what's, what

it's not Texas is not Louisiana. It's not Illinois. Uh huh. It could be Ohio. No, no, no. Yeah, I don't think it's I. Oh, why? Why? I what these are all states. I know. You know the states pretty well Illinois. I want what you're you were going alphabetical. I love that strategy that you kind of stopped. I am going alphabetically Indiana. Oh, you're right, you're right. You're gonna be an a Montana. I will. No, Kansas. No, Kentucky. Kentucky. K-Y.

And here it is. Erad, it's K-Y. Give me some chicken. Fried, please. K-Y chicken? K-Y jelly chicken. Yeah. Oh, I used that whenever I get anti-growing head.

K. Y. K. Y. Jelly chicken. The chicken that goes down smooth. That's a good thing, man. I'll take mine, bone in. Come on. We can do this for more slogans for K. Y. Jelly chicken. Let's see. I'll take the breast and the slide. Y. Kelly chicken. Let's see.

I'll take the breast end of slide right now. Thank you. Uh-huh, yeah. Shove that bone right in my biscuit. Yeah. Let me mouth fuck this chicken. All right. That's a good one to end on. I bet you're right.

You're right. And that's good to end on. Big finale. It's my mouth. The chicken fucking. The that's good. And on big finale. And that's good. It's my mouth. The chicken fucking. The chickens with deliciousness. That's a tag list. Okay, that's that's very good.

The chicken's fucking my mouth. She's a two of Heyward over there. Here we go. Here's another one. This is another teaser. Another little teaser. The English language only has three words beginning with the letters DW. What are they? The worst the west

The worst that's how the west was worse. Yeah, so Zach also says Zach also says Upon solving this I found a fourth word, but some may consider it's a slang word Dwayne It's not proper names, but yeah, I think that there are probably Dwayne is definitely a name. That's correct. You are right. Uh, God, is it really? DW. Wow, I can't even. So I will say it's all names. It's all names. I will say they're three. The three are they all have a vowel right after the DW.

And we got an A and E and an I. A. Okay. And let me see if I can get you to a 12. Aaron, 12 is one of these you got 12 nice good job Dwarf Dwarf is the other one that so you've got to you got dwarf and you have dwell and there's only one left and it's kind of I Dwing

Dw First if you're first you needed dwing you just want to work if you're thirsty First if your first you needed to wink you just want to look at your thirsty Do window window window window the fourth one you are correct You got why you guys actually got them I didn't actually have to give you any hints except I even the vowel But that's not really a hit that is it okay? That's a big hit the one that they also came up with that was kind of slaying is dweeb. Oh, yeah Yeah, I don't think I think people get called or call people dweeb anymore Oh, yeah, yeah, I don't think I think people get called or call people dweebs anymore

And we I feel like we need to come back. I also feel like geezer needs to come back That's fun sister Kethlene a dweeb yeah If she asked if she asked like a dweeb you got I think a geek is a fun one that I don't hear anymore I hear geek squad, but that's a positive Is it isn't oh you can fix computers cool? I can dance Okay, Apple genius bar Okay, so this is gonna be we're gonna see a scene where three co-workers are or not even co-workers three people in the similar industry

They're all commiserating at a bar after a long day shift. Adil, you are a member of the Geek Squad. Aaron, you are a member of the Apple Genius Bar and I am the basket robins, ice cream dweeb. I'll be right back, I gotta go take a geek. Oh, yeah, take one for me too. Yeah, another day, huh? Hey, cheers to you guys cheers to you guys

I sure see you guys and if you ever need any help with like computer stuff truly same here If you ever need help with like computer stuff. No, no, come on Yeah, yeah, I mean if you guys have obviously it goes without saying if you ever like need to know like what ice cream tastes Like or what flavors. Oh, no, we're fine. Yeah, we're okay. You, what do you mean, when I text you, it's green, not blue. Why would I need computer help from?

Oh, well, I'm just much better camera on the Android. Who says who? People who don't have app. Wirecutter and TripAdvisor. Listen, TVs, computers, speaker systems, being a player's cleaner. Being a part of the money. So a lot of people don't get it,

but like, rum raisin is like a really good flavor. I think people get turned off by the name, like the f-ing, shut up, shut up, shut up. No, I'm just saying, best buy has everything. Like any, I think it's safe. Sad dads on a Sunday? Great, I'd love to see some sad dads on a Sunday. And who spends more?

Who spends more than a dad who's sad it needs retail therapy? We sold a $5,000 drone to a man named Kenneth who walked in crying the other day. Okay, well, people are addicted to us. Super sleek, you walk in thinking you're just gonna look at an iPhone, you leave with a desktop and be-

I think topic gets a bad rap, but it's really just like sugar molasses Uh, butter Do you want to go get us another round? Of ice cream? Yeah, I love you No, of beers Oh, yeah, I guess I can, I mean, we all have fresh beers that just got around, but I don't go, you guys don't get that extra, I'll go get another round Fucking Christ, I feel bad, I feel bad, but I just

I know everything about ice cream that I need to know But now is good anyone can have that job right am I crazy anyone could have his job? I think we're being too Okay, you're crying. Hey, everybody. Here's Here's the beers. I just want to apologize if I was like no, no, no, let me let me give you a free taste of apology. I I think I'm stressed out because I work around all these sad people because best buy isn't really relevant anymore So I know you are relevant. We're sad. We make bad products. It's not that we're done on purpose We're so sad. We put our receipts inside little folders. Oh my god. We're both sad man. You're cool

You're just emails you receive. Yeah, wait a second Everybody my job is happy because ice cream makes people happy nobody doesn't like ice cream Except those fucking lactose intolerant As long as we're on top of someone where I ever gonna get hurt Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, Weep by the name of JPC and he puts to scoop the friendship and harmony Just enough time in the show for a couple of brand new segments that I have introduced to the show Any one of these segments has a little bit of a theme song. So Casey, you want to in, out of play. Wait for the beep, hey riddle, riddle.

I wanna get the calls on the voice man, you're all in, out of play. And out of play. All right, thank you. I was expecting you to look over to you, singing, but that's pre-recorded. Welcome to the Hayward O'Reilly Voice. How many takes? How many takes? You could always send a voice, you could always send a voice you could always send a voice mail

I'll give us a call at 805 riddle one. That's 805 riddle one to Leave a little message for us on the hey riddle of riddle voice mail Hey, you might even get your message featured on the show now since I just announced this on the show today We don't have any messages because no one has left the message Yeah, actually Casey we do have a number. Can we can we play our first message Casey? Today, we don't have any messages because no one has left the message yet. Is that a real number? Actually, Casey, we do have a number. Can we play our first message, Casey? So what do I say?

It's behavioral, little voicemail. You can say whatever you want. You just do it in the message for the show. Just like a message? Yeah, I mean, say, hide a like, add a word, or an army, or something. Okay. Well, then this message is for Eric Keith. So if you're not Eric Keith, please don't like to add a word in my ear or something. Okay, well then this message is for Eric Keith. So if you're not Eric Keith, please don't listen.

This is an anonymous fan. And I just wanna say I've got a really big old crush on you. That's not cool to do that. I'm even done. That's not cool to do that. I'm positive about the show because people hear it. Just hang up, it's not. Call, call the river to a riddle, riddle.

It'll, it'll, it'll. Okay, so that was our first message. A crash on me. It's not like your wife. I guess don't call the show if you have a crush on a person that's really, those aren't really the, unless it's me. Look, you could call the show if you just wanna leave a message,

you wanna say something to us, or if you wanna leave us a riddle, you can do that as well. Just make to leave a message, you want to say something to us, or if you want to leave us a riddle, you can do that as well. Just make sure that you leave some space before you say the answer. So that wasn't your wife, Mariah? So I don't know who that was. I don't know who could have gotten that number.

Again, that number is 805 riddle one. Leave us a message on the riddle line, on the Hey Riddle Riddle line. Is this real? Is this a real thing? Yes, the Hey Riddle line. It's season two. Huh.

Yeah. I'm suspicious of the amount of work you've done for this episode. It's 805, Riddle 1. It's the Hey Riddle Riddle line. It's season two. We have a new phone line. You can call and leave us a message. I think I can also text a message from this number. So I might, hey, I might text you. I might call you back. But you never know. You never know what might happen. But leave us a number on the old Riddle line. Again, that number one more time is 805 Riddle one and what's the actual number because I don't want to figure out what riddle is and numbers. I don't care

You gotta it's branding for us. I didn't get 805 riddle what just a list out the real fucking number Okay, I'll figure it out. Maybe So adult adult just gave it a call It seems like he's maybe leaving another man. I can delete these messages off the voicemail. Oh. Does it just ring until somebody answers? He thinks you're calling A grid over at a week. He's calling A grid over at a week.

It's real. Hey, this is Adel or not, I'm sorry, this is Adel and it's fucking you. All right, that's a really great example of a call that you don't want to leave on the real life. You don't want to say, you don't say fuck you to the host It's nice messages are gonna be the ones that get played. I said that's a real line again Sorry, we don't have more voice mails to play. I just I hadn't I hadn't given people I hadn't given people the number yet

So that's why we we didn't have can I tweet out this number voice mails to play that's let's let's wait until the at the episode drops before before you do I think that and hold on one second, I'm making a call. Hold on. Hey, things are calling age are already a wee message for the clue crew after the beep. Hi, this is Veronica Peppermint. It's calling with your test results. You're going to want to give me a call back fast because you have a sex rash and a butt rash and a face rash. It's all the same rash. Please call me back at one two three. You are crazy

This has been Veronica pepperments. I have a frog named Mr. Millionaire. Goodbye Okay, I also got another one here on my phone just popped up says hey, this is Casey. I mean anonymous I was trying to get my call in before add-on But I failed sorry fuck you So this is working really well. So great minds. Think alike. Well, great minds. Fuck alike. I'm sorry. But don't leave messages like that. Read, leave real riddles.

Yeah. So there's three examples of messages that you don't need to leave. But you can call just to say, hey, say that you like the show, say whatever you want. But you don't need to leave messages that say, fuck you to the hosts. We don't enjoy hearing those. Yeah. We don't, we don't enjoy people being mean to us and here's what I'll say for all of mommy's little maniacs Send us something fun. Send us something nice. You know what to do and Yes, you know what to do and you know what we let that brings us to our next segment case it go ahead and hit that theme song song. If this just says exit song, I would be really pissed. Male! Oh my god. Oh my god. Male. Oh my god. Male.

Okay. So that is the mailbox theme. I hope we do not get in trouble. What is it? JPC, we're protected by parody law, which says you can play five minutes of any song you're parody. That is the mailbox theme. Good. We haven't had the mailbox for a very long, so we only have one package in the mailbox.

If you want to send a package to Hey Riddle Riddle, go ahead and make that out to Hey Riddle Riddle 63-51 West Montrose Ave. Number two, six, seven Chicago Illinois, six, zero, six, three, four. Again, that's Hey Riddle Riddle 63-51 West West Montrose Ave, number 267, Chicago, Illinois, 606-34, okay, let's open this thing up right now. We have a little package here, I'm opening it up live on the show. What is this gonna be? It feels like a little...

Very cool, sure. Very cool, this is something that it looks like a fan has sent us. And I actually did, it actually did go through the mail. It was sent to us. It looks like it is a Kit Kat bar and a Reese's. That's cool. So like you can just kind of like send us like, if you wanted to send us like,

Jessie, did you set up this address so people would send you Kit Kat bars and Reese's cups? You can actually mail things to this address and it looks like some fan has mailed this to us. I don't know what to do with these. I do not like the candy and I will not be bringing them to Adel or Aaron. So, that address I get is Hey Riddler Riddle, 63.51 West Montrose Ave, number two, 67 Chicago, Illinois, 60.64. Hold on, actually Naseem here. Do you mind if I put those both in my hand so I can melt them? Wow Naseem, wow. Good call back Naseem here. Do you mind if I put those both in my hand so I can melt them? Wow Naseem, wow.

Good call back Naseem. Very good call back. So thank you so much for whoever sent that in. You did not include a letter because maybe you forgot before you mailed it and then you were like, well, I guess I can slip one in but I have to open it live and it's already been mailed. So you didn't put a letter in there

but thank you for the candy bars. We really appreciate it so much. And that brings us to the end of the show. So, Adel Aaron, do you have anything that you would like to plug? Yes, I have two things I like to, three things I'd like to plug. One, I'd like to plug our new voice mail number. It's 805, Rital 1. Two, I'd like to plug our new mailing address, not a PO box, a mailing address, 63, 51 West Monter's Avenue, number 267. And that's Chicago, Illinois, 60634. And three, I like to plug JPC for all his hard work

in making an insane list, creating two insane songs, and just overall being fucking insane. It's the delight, thank you, JPC. I would also like to plug JPC, Adal, that was a great idea. I felt a little bit like a weary of us starting season two at episode 204. That's a little weird. But I feel re-energized by this.

I actually need to know how many takes those songs took. I've never seen you work hard ever. I can't believe I'm hard to work in this episode. It is jarring and I love it. I feel great. This was a blast. Thank you for all your hard work. JPC, anything to plug. Well, today's featured review. We're only going to do one since we're running a little long. and I love it. I feel great. This was a blast. Thank you for all your hard work.

JPC, anything to plug. Well, today's featured review. We're only going to do one since we're running a little long. This is from JD Keith. He, him, entertainingly baffling is the title of the review. The concept. Three improv comedians. I'm sorry.

JD Keith, Root. Catcher on the right. Yes. Yes. The concept. Three improv comedians try to solve riddles and use the bad ones most of them as jumping off points for Incredibly hilarious improv scenes the execution creator and host Aaron Keath is cute as a gd button Oh, however

It was a little upsetting listening to what sounds like one third of a conversation I don't know if the search for good riddles drove her insane or if she started out that way the only thing I know for sure is how grateful I am that her imaginary friends add over to my John Petro Cohen aren't real. This is a good example of your fun joke review. Keep it coming, I love the joke reviews. Is that true?

Okay, I'm like one bad head cold away from thinking you two are actually my imaginary friends. I do how I do love how I said cute as a jeede button and I was like, I love that and I said her words She goes oh never mind If you want to get your review featured on the show just go to Apple iTunes and leave us a five star review And maybe we read your review one of these days and I can't stress enough that that mailing address the JPC was kind of enough to set up Maybe think about I don't know sending us some riddle books. Yeah

We can do you can send us whatever fits in the box that address we would love season two can continue. We'll see. But don't send me food because I live on the other side of the country. Yeah, and I will, if you do want to send things to Aaron, you can and then I will repackage them and send them about to her and bulk packages, but I got to tell you,

I don't know, they'll give it to Aaron anytime she's in town for a live show. And with that, dear listeners, remember, you can always send it to that mailing address, but please do or make sure that you send it to Chicago. Aaron, what is the one place that they absolutely should not send things to? I should say something different if it sees in two, what should I start saying? Oh God, well, I mean, we're almost out of planets between the Patriot and the Review Crew

and, uh, Pluto. What are the other, what are the, what's that? Should I say Pluto? Pluto's not a planet anymore. So Saturn. So Saturn. Oh, I said I like that. Yeah, Saturn.

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