Hey Riddle Riddle - #206: Don't Tell Me What Pelf Is

Episode Date: June 29, 2022

It's our first ep back from LA (well, for most of us) and we are living large in Season 2. To celebrate, we might even play one of your voicemails! Plus the return of The Sandbox? Woah, this episode is absolutely packed (with everything except riddles) ((Ok, there are some riddles)) (((not many tho))) Oh, and if you are listening on the day it comes out, don't forget to get tickets to our live show THIS WEEKEND!!!Starring: Adal Rifai John Patrick Coan Erin Keif Special Guest: Sandor Weisz Editing by:  Casey Toney Theme by:  Arne Parrott Logo by:  Emily Kardamis & Emmaline Morris Want more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon! Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & prints Want to mail us something? Hey Riddle Riddle  6351 W Montrose Ave #267 Chicago, IL, 60634 Want to leave us a voicemail? Call (805) RIDDLE-1 or (805-743-3531) Want to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a head gum podcast. I just wanted to drop by the table and ask how everything was or is it, are we thinking to go boxes or would we like to see a dessert menu? We haven't gotten our food yet. Yes, we have not gotten our food yet. It might look like our plates are clean because we loved it so much, but we in fact just haven't gotten our food. Oh, I'm so sorry.

Did someone, this, we, I'm sorry, it's a little hectic today and the kitchen with a little miscommunication did someone drop off these Plates with little bits of food on them onto your table a When we sat down it was like this it was like this and hey listen We made a reservation here for a strong chaos So we were expecting some amount of Tom Follery, but to be honest, we're a little bit displeased and we it's our anniversary It's our anniversary and we might, Yelp about this, I don't wanna threaten you,

but we do have the power of Yelp. Thank you, I make. That's how we go. Yelp. I, I, again, I am so sorry, that's unacceptable. We should never have sat you at a table that was dirty like this. The restaurant does come equipped with security cameras,

though, so we- Oh, didn't know that. We can't check just to make sure that your evening is going the way that you know me. No need. We'll be leaving. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, you sit. You sit down. How are you? How are you doing that? It's a pressure point. To take up too much of your time. We'll just take a free meal. Maybe a second meal to go Just to get out of here. We don't want to make a fuss. Yeah, even those what are those bed bath and beyond? Coupons were those called coupons does big what no no no the big it's like a big mailing thing It's like a mailer a mailer. No, it's like a big mailer coupon a mailer coupon coupon coupon coupon do I always talk like that honey? Did I say coupon first and maybe that's,

I'm rubbing a coupon. Let me tell you how this is going to work. We'll get out of here. Let me tell you how this is going to work. We're back in out the door. I have a very particular set of skills. We're outside the restaurant. A very good host of a restaurant.

It's okay, I've got your license here. 52, no, I am 41. I'm sorry. It's his year that you're 52 and she's 99, which by the way, congratulations. Thank you. Not for you. You look 52. You're 41. You look 52, but ma'am. Wow. You're 99 Yeah, very same He'll look a day over 96. Oh Thanks, we're gonna just get out of here Is it cool? Can I come to yet? We're calling a cab get in I Actually work as a cab driver. I just got my medallion

Sorry, sir, my cab is cab that my cab I'm a dog. I'm going to wait until a nightclub If you're interested, what nightclub? Poop Poop, I heard about that from Stefan It's the same dayclub, it backwards and forwards Well welcome to Hey Riddle Riddle I'm Aaron Keep, that's JPC and that's the thing Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, no intros unless you're on the list.

What's your name? My name's Aaron Keith. I should be on the list to be in a Hey, Riddle Riddle episode. Check Veronica Pepperbits. Ron Cooper. Yeah, come on in to poop. How about you? What's your name?

I'm JPC. I have a table to poop at. Okay, let me see here. Oh, yeah, right this way, Mr. P. I know what a poop. I, my name is Adderify. What is it? Adderify. No, I know what a poop. My name is Adel Raffa. What is it? Adel Raffa. No, I don't see it.

I see anal retired. Y'all, I'll take anal retired. All right, come on in. Adel heard his own feelings. By the way, anal retired. I hated that. I hated it. I said it and I hated it. Since we last recorded, since we last recorded, I've probably had 250 voicemails from people.

And Google Voice does this thing where it automatically translates your voicemails so it gives you a little transcription of what the voicemail is. You said automatically like a robot says it. Automatically. Automatically. Automatically. Automatically. Automatically. Automatically. Automatically. Automatically. Automatically. Automatically. Automatically. Automatically. Automatically. Automatically. Automatically. Automatically. Automatically. Automatically. Automatically. Automatically. Automatically. Automatically. Automatically. Automatically. Automatically. Automatically. Automatically. Automatically. Automatically. Automatically. Automatically. Automatically. Automatically. Automatically. Automatically. Automatically. Automatically. Automatically. Automatically. Automatically. Automatically. Automatically. Automatically. Automatically. Automatically. Automatically. Automatically. Automatically. Automatically. Automatically. Automatically. Automatically. Automatically. Automatically. Automatically. Automatically. Automatically.�ing. Automatically. Automatically. Automatically.�ing.曉. Automatically.曉.曉. Automatically.曉曉.曉.曉曉 like a robot says it. Automatic, ha-dromatic, and green lightning. This ain't about as well be great slightly. But I've been sitting you guys

in great shots of what it does to our names. And fortunately, JPC, it's clear enough that it always gets that. It's pretty on the money with JPC, but it smells Aaron AARO, and it's never spelled it the other way. Aaron, yes. And Adel gets the best thing in his day. Google translate does not know what to do with your name. It's pretty wild.

Yeah. Have some more white smells. No, but just when I delete them all, just when I just you like them all, you said. I said I delete them all. Just when I think that it can't possibly have like a different hearing of what it thinks our names are. Sometimes people spush them together in a way that it's like, I don't know what this is.

It's this weird phrase that is all of our names together. It's very, very fun. It's a little highlight for me. I think that I should be in charge of the voicemail, because you're just deleting them. Oh yeah. Well, Aaron, I think that I'm the perfect one to be in charge of the voicemail? Because you're just deleting them. Oh, yeah. Well, Aaron, I think that I'm the perfect one to be in charge of the voicemail because I'm the only one that doesn't have little Japanese origami paper for skin. And I'll be honest, not everybody is nice. What? I have origami skin? Aaron? You'll be a beautiful pain one day. No one said Adel should do it. No one suggested that. Adel didn't, the mystery just hurt my own feelings.

I'm sorry. Did someone say I'll be a queen one day? By God, I think I will. I think I'll have the 1984 Merlot, please. Wait, aren't you already a queen? Put this in my chiferobe. Excuse me. Should we get a king and press it? Something, something chiferobe. I can handle it. What some of the mean criticism we're getting on this voicemail? I can handle it. I'm sure this plays in Peoria, but not here. I will say that on Peoria, he's from Seattle. Yeah, but it's a phrase.

Yeah, okay. Play in Peoria. I do think that on average, the voicemail's been very nice, very, very complimentary. I will say the number one voicemail that we get is, I can't believe this is real. I'm not sure if it's a phrase. I do think that on average, the voicemail's have been very nice, very, very complimentary. I will say the number one voicemail that we get is I can't believe this is real. And I gotta say, I think that you guys on the show,

on the episode called it tested out, and we kept that in the episode proving that it was real. But a lot of people still call it it was real. And I gotta say, a lot of people call it drunk and high. And I gotta say, to all you people call it drunk and high, gotta tighten up those messages. God, we gotta hear those. No, no, I completely disagree.

Ignore JPC. If you don't want, no. You are calling us drunk instead of your exes. That's what this is now. Anytime you have the impulse to call your ex, you call us instead. And here's what we should do. The tip of it, it definitely seems like we're not the last call or the first call they've made

that. Here's what we should do is after the credits, after the end of the, so, and then the credits end, there should be two minutes of silence. And then we play any, and then we play any drunk or high voice mails so that if people want, they can hear them. Here's here's what we're going to do. We are going to place a voice mail on the show today. It's going to be ones that I have curated because I'm going to be I'm going to be playing the voice mills of the behavior that I wish you would encourage.

I'm not going to be I'm not going to be picked by the voice mails of the people who call softly moaning for a while. Don't know what that's about. Me things though are people saying mean things on there? No, I don't think so. I think people are saying mostly nice things, and I think the only people that are saying mean things are people that I think are honestly trying to be funny.

And, you know, that's fine. We try to be funny on this show all the time, but we don't get it right. So we're not trying to get it right. We're in some of the feelings. I do know, but we still do have the skin of the baby gerbil, so you can see the end of my organs. I'm tough.

I would like to start having the reputation for being thick-skinned. You guys, I've read it to you guys a couple times and then you've gasped. People say the craziest fucking shit to me and I'm still standing. I'm okay. Take off that bandana. Unroll your gene shirt and stop flexing your right arm. Look at this. Unroll your gene shirt and stop flexing your right arm We should say first and foremost. Well, this isn't first or foremost. This is second and second most we

He's only just came back from LA where we had I feel Personally had a wonderful time. We got to spend a lot of time with a lot of good friends. We got to hang out with Big Grande with some nice meals with them. We did an escape room. We recorded some fun episodes We got to guest on fun stuff. So I was I Finally, I got to yes, I was very excited to meet Lou and I think Aaron you took a video of Lou like just licking at my face Uh-huh to meet Lou and I think Aaron, you took a video of Lou like just licking at my face. Lou likes to give those kisses, but get a little give any kisses. Lou loves to give those kisses.

Lou's Aaron's dog up for people. Maybe he or she's my aunt and we all know that. Yeah, it was so nice to have you guys in my home. I felt that I was like. Great game night at Aaron's place. Aaron took out to the room. Did you like my house? Aaron took the note and she didn't have as many candles lit I already seem like a liar I walked into your house and I said this is the normal amount of candles

And I didn't want to start opening drawers, but I know there were there were 80% less candles I started opening drawers, but I know there we can. There were 80% less candles. Someone already came over to give you an indicator. I'm not even kidding, there was 80% less. Aaron, I will see. As I believe as a Gemma and I were like going to the airport to go home, Gemma said something along the lines of, I'm paraphrasing, but I can't remember exactly what she said,

but she said something along the lines of, I can't believe how nice Aaron's apartment looks. And then I said, I think we should have Aaron, organize or decorate our apartment, our house. And then when we got home, I was sitting in our living room and Gemma came home and as she walked in the door, I go, we need to have Aaron fix this living room.

I'll do it, I'll do it for free, I'll do it for fun. I would love to do that, that is my dream. So next time you're in Chicago, I'm gonna put you to work. I will do it. I'll do it for free. I'll do it for fun. I would love to do that. That is my dream. So next time you're in Chicago, I'm gonna put you to work. I will pay you, but you're gonna put your work. But I'm also I definitely I already invited myself over a couple times. I'm definitely staying with you in a couple weeks. Please please and let's go to some Sidiya said lazy dog antique is antiques is full of amazing stuff. So let's you and I go there and we'll pick out some pieces. Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, something I've wanted to. If I may also very quickly talk about a recent travel,

I just got back from Toronto, I'm boy or my arms tired. Sure. Because I was punching the seat in front of me the whole time. It was maybe the worst travel experience I've ever had in my life. It sounds like the guy in front of you maybe had a little worse of a time.

No, no, no. It was a baby, but it was, maybe the worst travel experience I've ever had. And in the midst of this, in the midst of having, I think we had four different flights cancel on us and we had to check it. We had to go through customs like eight times because every time we went to a different terminal

to try and catch a new flight, we were technically leaving Canada and going back in. Going back in. Going back in, which was insane. And I'm like, this is bullshit. And the people are like, sorry, that's how it is. I'm like, this needs to change. But basically, at the end of this hellish time,

we're almost gonna catch our flight. And I'm standing in line for about, it was probably about 70, 75 minutes. And there's these two people in front of me the whole time and they're standing in front of me and I'm, I must have looked haunted, I must have looked more pissed off and more tired and more furious that I've ever looked in my life. And as this guy starts to leave the line with his partner,

he turns to me and he goes, I'm sorry, are you out over five? I go, yeah. And he goes, I'm a big fan of, Hey, Real Riddle and I go, immediately I go, I'm sorry are you out over five? I know yeah, and he goes I'm a big fan of Hey real riddle and I go immediately I go I'm sorry and he I hadn't done anything But I was just like I must look so awful like this is the worst time to catch me and I was like thanks so much What's your name and then we also saw them later as we were going to catch our fight? They were going to Boston. I think. So Jeffrey, thank you so much for snapping me

out of my front and I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. And he was, JBC, he was reading a copy of Dune and I said, my friend JBC, the book I wrote. I said, my friend JBC just recommended that I read this book. So, yeah, let me ask you the size of the book

he was reading. Was it pretty intimidating? It was very, a lot of pages. Big, guys, but. Yeah, look like a lawyer. Looks like something a lawyer keeps on their desk open. Yeah, do it's great. It's got 800 pages to read.

I was there for a wedding, beautiful wedding, although I will say the wedding had nine speeches and I think three of them used the term, which I've never heard before. And honestly, I don't think I wanna hear. I honestly don't wanna hear it again. The phrase was love laughter and happily ever after. I was used in three of the speeches

and I was like, I don't know, I've never heard this phrase before, but I don't think I like it. It feels like something that's on like a coffee mug in like good housekeeping. Honestly, I'm pleased that you heard it three times because it means that people are visiting my speed training website.

I spent a lot of money on that website, making it look good. So I'm just glad that it's finally the SEO shit that I've been doing is paying off. And that's sex on a six-second. Hey, this is violence and accepting compliance. That's my new. That's my mug.

Your new Chugie mug? Chugie, is it a term? Chugie? I love when Adel learns, you just, I love it so much when Adel discovered something that happened on the internet a year ago. It's like one of my favorite things. I think that should be, you know what? I'm gonna make a, a Hey Riddle Riddle episode bingo card and one of the spots is gonna

be Adel discovered something from the internet from two years ago. Gatekeep, Goroboss and growl and other dogs at the park. But it was so nice to have you guys in LA and it made me like annoyed. I like got re-enoyed that I don't live in the same city as you guys. I'm like, dang, that would be so much easier. If I- Aaron, I'm so sorry it made you annoyed, but the other side of it, happy you're going to go to these Dom of those pizzas.

Well, JPC, do be fair. Is it? JPC, to be fair. You and I, JPC, please, you and I own houses. Aaron has an apartment. That's true. It's not fair to ask her to uproot herself. We should be moving to LA.

I'm sorry. You guys have gorgeous houses and I'm- My rent just increased and I cry about it. The Noid was Domino's though, right? I did get that right. Or is it pizza hot? No, the Noid was Domino's. The Noid was definitely Domino's, okay. Yeah.

And you know the road, right? And honestly, avoid the Noid if I may. It's something you want to do to the Noid. Avoid the Noid. That's something that's advice the Eric could have taken because she got annoyed. But it's not the name she should have avoided the Nord. I'm happy that you live 4.5 hour plane ride away from me. Again, I feel rejuvenated.

I'm young again. I'm happy that I live apparently 4.5 hour plane ride away from the Nord. Because I don't want to, I just had Domino's the other day. Imagine him taking up my Domino's piece of paper. Are you old man puzzles? What are you doing? Get a grip on this. You're in charge.

We're out of control. We're out of control. And let's buy a house for all three of us that's maybe a few hours outside of LA, so we can afford it. And then we also buy the house. We can't afford anything anymore. We can't.

In a small town, I think we said. Even the three of us buying a house is not financially possible. We did try a small town, I think we said even the three of us buying a house is not financially possible. We did try to remember we're trying to find a really really cheap house on the middle of the house and make it the rental house and then we realize that that's nothing. And that's that edible. I was here. Here's what I'll say. Full transparency. I don't usually talk about finances mine or all of ours, but we cannot afford to buy the nicks.

And I'm so embarrassing. That should give you. It's very embarrassing. It's very embarrassing to say I hope my family isn't listening, but honestly, we could not afford to buy the nicks. I just outed my finances when I said I cried when my rent increased and I continued to cry about it. No, everyone cries with their rent increases.

I do think at all. You are correct. I even looked into it. I did to cry about it. No, everyone cries with their red decreases. I do think, Adel, you are correct. I even looked into it. I did the math on it. We can't even afford to buy one of Stevie and X's cousins. No. There's not a single mix we can afford. Did you look on her dad side, though? I tried.

She, there's even some deceased ones on the dad side. Good, roast on dad side cousins. A lot of people roast them and I think that that was fun. Mom side cousins are always good dad side cousins, a lot of people roast them. And I think that that was fun. Mom side cousins are always good, dad side cousins always suck. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. That's not true. Who is doing a puzzle?

Because they are doing a bad job controlling this. That's the first riddle. That's the, oh, and I will say Jeffrey, I met Jeffrey's partner. And apparently this is his words, not hers. She didn't say this. So if I'm wrong, correct me. Like he said, I've had her listen to a few episodes

of Hey Riddle Riddle and she says, there aren't very many riddles. What, okay. How are you to say it to my face? I think we need to reconstitute. We have to reexamine what is a riddle. So is a question a riddle? So what you're saying is she didn't get us.

Okay, Jeffery's partner. So I'm like, She didn't get us. Okay, Jeffrey's partner. So I'm like, you didn't get us. And I would like for you to contact me and I'm gonna beg for you to like me. I hope you get Jeffrey. I hope she gets Jeffrey. Can a cat be a riddle? We have to re-examine.

Guys, if we want to keep this young, we have to examine what is a riddle. Kim, sing bullshit with your friends be a riddle. Casey puts you off jazz under this. You keep suggesting answers to riddles. Those all could be answers to riddles, but I don't know that they're necessarily like, cat and love art riddles in themselves.

I have an honest question. Three riddles. Am I old man puzzles and I'm just not starting it? Like, is it me? Is that why we haven't done a riddle yet? In a few, whenever we have to pivot, maybe we start to just have people send in their dreams. And what we do for an hour is we interpret these dreams, because that's basically dreams are riddles. Hi, friends. My fight.

But you have to live listening to the nonsense to start and we're a huge thing. I recently started gardening big hipster energy and subscribed to the Farmers All-Manak newsletter. I was letting to find they sometimes have puzzles and in today's newsletter They mentioned a puzzle ebook, so I obviously purchased it. You can find it attached here This is much love from Florida Amber Wochek. So Amber Wochek sent us a whole ass puzzle book. I got so many puzzles and riddles. I got a whole fucking episode to work. Amber Wojczyk, I have to ask in your relation. It says yes. To Steve Lawsniak? No, to the Wiggle Voss Twins.

Err, are you ready for the first one? All ofhuh. All of these riddles that seems come from farmers, Almanac's, and I think that's, I think that's just a lot of fun. So this one is from the old farmers, Almanac of 1972. Oh my God, he's 72 back when America was mostly timber. Mm-hmm. Of course. Of course.

Tim Burton. 1972, I was just a twinkle in my dad's balls. What can run? A twinkle boss in my dad's balls. What can run? I twinkle boss in your dance balls. I twinkle boss twins. What can run but never walks? Has a mouth but never talks. Has a bed but never sleeps and has a head but never weeps.

JBC dumb fucking piece of shit, it's a river. It is a river. River, not a riddle, but an answer to a river. Yeah, that's a gimme. Now riddle, but an answer to a river. Yeah, that's a gimmie. Now that was set, that's from a farmer's allmanack from 72, but come on, that's an older, that's older than 72, right? Rivers.

Let farmers allmanack lifted that. I bet Riverfueling was born in 72. We can't Google that, we will, no, we will not be able to know. Okay, here we go, here's your set. Why do I want to see a quick scene? And actually before we do a scene, I do want to do something. Can we, and I don't have it pulled up,

but let me see if I can pull it up. JPC might have it pulled up. I might have it. Can we, because we did it at the end of the last episode or a few episodes ago, you put the phone number and the mailing address and all that, can we do that? Let's do it right now.

So I'm going to say, if you have any riddles for us or anything you want wanna say to us, email us at hrrpodcast.gmail.com. We also have a brand new phone line that we've been discussing. We're not gonna wait till the end. We're gonna say it right now, smack dab in the first half hour.

JPC, do you have that number? I believe it's 801, riddle one, but that does it sound right. I got it on it. Let's see if I could. Okay. The phone number is 1 805 Rital 1. 805 Rital 1.

And we also have a new mailing address. If you want to send us anything, Aaron, what is that? Hey Rital Rital, 6351 Montrose Ave. That's M-O-N-T-R-O-S-E-AV. Number 267 in Chicago, Illinois, 60634. Perfect. Just because I know a few people have told me that they don't listen to plugs, so I just want to get that done right now. So back to the scene. I want to see a scene so you mentioned a river has a mouth.

I'd like to see a sea. I'd like to see a sea. I like to see a sea. I like to see a sea. I like to see a sea. I do, thank you, thank you by the way, for humoring the people that don't listen to the full episode. Our target difference. We should reward them. Those are the people that we really want to reward that. I know we have no power here.

I like our reward behavior. So Aaron, you are, these are olden days, and you're laying by the bank of a river contemplating life and JBC You are the mouth of a river and you are You are star for attention and someone to talk to so you are starting a conversation Sorry, do you say stop it? Whoa, who said that? No, no, no, thanks, thanks

Fish? Fish? Fish are talking to me? No, but I no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Hi, I'm Kim. How do you do? Kim? I'm a river. Nice to meet you. How do you feel, sister? Um, river. You didn't say anything when I was swimming inside of you a minute ago. Um, was that okay? Oh, uh, uh, don't trust the girl. Don't trust the girl. Hey, it's perfect over here. I'm bruh. Hi, bruh. Don't trust him. Don't trust the girl don't trust the girl. Hey, who are you? I'm Brooke Don't trust him. Don't trust him. This is an X of mine. I just want to lay that out right now

Brooke is an X of yours. I didn't say that. Did he tell you to call me that? Yeah, he did Yeah, no, come on What are you doing? Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, fish or fish Yeah, I'm so sorry. I did not know he was such a jerk, bro. I would not have swam in. Yeah, I thought I would have him again. Okay, I mean, I would jerk. She took 25% of what was mine. We were in the buried. We were dead. He called me right off. He called me right off. He called you run off?

Yeah, I was rocking to River. Fuck you. That makes me stronger. That makes me better. Okay, how do I was rocking to river fuck you Better okay, how do I hurt you? Okay up in you Honestly, it all ends up in Brooke oh, I'm sorry, bro Basically you throw it up in her as well, bro. Should we just go get drinks? The dust that's what I'm talking about comes him over here You throw it up in her as well. Bro, should we just go get drinks? We have this guy in the dust. That's what I'm talking about.

Comes him over here. Okay, I mean, if you... If that's what you want to do, I just... That is what I want. I just wanted to tell both of you that, um, I met somebody. Oh, yeah, you meet. I'm with waterfall now. Wow.

It's so powerful. Oh yeah. He's got a big appetite. And he likes to keep river wet. Oh, okay, bye. See you. Fish, fish, fish, fish, fish. Fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, I'm sorry, this is a farmer's on the neck from 1970. I am a caller at every home where you may meet. And sorry, call her C-A-L-L-L-E-R.

Yep, call it new caller. Call her. L-L-L-E-R. I am a caller at every home where you may meet. For daily, I perambulate along each street. Take one letter from me. And still, you will see, I'm the same as before, as I'll always be. Take two letters from me or three or four. I'll still be the same as I was before. In fact, I can tell you that all my letters you may take yet of me nothing else can you make. Meal box. It is not a mailbox. That is a very good yes and I will say that's a very very close guess But I'm a caller every home where you may meet

Caller I may caller at every home where you may meet for daily. I Along each street now. I think the latter day things I think what's tripping you up is perambulate That were you can still get pregnant from perambulate right? Thank you That word you can still get pregnant from preambulate right thank you You just won a new responsibility let's spin the responsibility wheel Oh man yeah, it sucks. It's a bad wheel Okay, uh, can you read it again? Because I keep thinking that I have it and then I remember another part of it.

You guys are so close with mailbox, you're so close with letter. I am a caller in every home where you may meet. For daily, I perambulate along each street. Take one letter from me and still you will see. I'm the same as before, as I'll always be. Take two letters from me or three or four. I'll still be the same as I was before. In fact, it is a mail man, a postman, if you will.

Male man? A postal office. I was like, oh, what a guy. I'm going to miss Francis, male man. To see a scene, Adel, you are a guy just going out side to get his male in the paper. And JPC, you're his male man, and you have a boundary problem, and you're definitely peeking through people's male, and you're commenting on what mail he got that week. A lot of things with JPC starting unwanted conversations.

Okay, so yeah. About Jucky. Okay. But the dude, the dude, the dude, the dude, the suburban life is great and I'm so fun. Yeah. Let's open up the old mailbox. Huh. There's nothing in here. Yeah, let's open up the old mailbox Huh, there's nothing in here the flag is up. Oh

Maybe she'd be down which way should the flag be? Excuse me can I help you? Oh, sorry, he's sterled be Yes, hello, we love a man in uniform Yes, I'm so sorry. I'm not a park ranger. I should say park ranger outfit on. Thank you outfit. Not a uniform. This is a park ranger's outfit. A park ranger's uniform is much more official. This is a this is a teraway a Teraway park ranger. I'm a are you a stripper? No, a park ranger. It's it is a stripper's costume It's a you hit it right on the head. I am not myself a stripper? No, a real park ranger? It is a stripper's costume. You hit it right on the head. I am not myself a stripper.

My partner is a stripper. Oh nice. And I don't know. It's not nice. It's fine. It's whatever. There are park rangers specific strippers. They don't get a lot of work. Well, that's a very specific niche fetish I'm sure and we're so close to an actual national park that I thought oh

I'll show you the costume. It's gonna you'll get a good a lot of work I do think that they maybe resent me a little bit because I don't look at that I think I did a pretty good so job on this bad boy. Yeah, not bad. Yeah Yeah, I guess what I'm not yeah, I would want maybe like bears would want that or I'm not I'm not sure can Yeah, I guess. But I'm not, yeah. I would want, maybe like bears would want that, or I'm not sure. Can I have my mail, please? Okay. Correct.

So you've clued into the fact that I am a mailman. That is correct. Now, obviously. Well, I just, well, I don't know if you're a mailman, but you are carrying a giant bag with all the mail in it. So I don't know if you knocked out a mailman and grabbed their sassual, but I need. This is my sassual. I will be honest with you.

It is full of stripper clothes, cloth, and you're just sewing a koochromo. Because here's my wrench, I'm sorry, we yes. Being my partner had a big fight, big blowout fight. I grabbed their bag, they grabbed my bag. So they're right now, they're at a wildfire. Hey, neighbor here, is the mail late today? What's going on? Mail's not late

Everyone I can see I can see all your gorgeous Carol run. Oh, oh, my name Carol run. What do you need? Sorry? Yeah, that's Carol run get away Get away. I know I really see I Love it. That's a run get away from here All right, we have to do one more here. We go. Yeah, this is from a Falmer's a farmer's all the neck from 1898 what they had was back in 1898 Apparently they did A Scoob do I feel nothing oh you like to do yeah, he'd be Huh he'd be like a hundred and twenty two of that word not much of a mask out myself more of a

older than he is That's like triple his age I'm literally begging you all to ignore me today Sure you must know before the recording started. I literally was like guys. I'm in crisis. I'm so late on a deadline I have so much to do Man, I'm having to pull an all-nighter anyways Aaron oh, this will help. Oh, this could help this could help Aaron put that on my lighter. I just lighted out light my work computer on fire

That's it all right. You dumb gasoline on yourself you're like, I got to pull it all lighter. That is so funny. Can't take you get task going. I got to pull it all lighter tonight. I'm setting my textbooks on fire. I got to set the school on fire. It's an all lighter. It moves backward and forward and upward and downward. Earthward and heavenward, toward and onward. Tis of silver or gold or a metal much baser.

It regulates time and keeps thieves in their place, sir. I don't know. There is some time. There is some time. It has warrants. It has warrants, though, no guardian. Save of your pelf, which is wealth. Wealth also kind of rives, so I don't know why this is pelf.

Don't tell me what pelf is. It's, they told you what pF is, it's in the riddle And takes care of all things excepting itself And Addle it is not a rib but I love that answer It moves backwards and forward upward and downward Earthenward and heavenward if which I think is like the same thing as I'm watching Watches JL Is this something that's no longer in existence?

Is this like a fucking dodo bird or something? No, it's very much in existence. To the silver or gold or a metal much base or it regulates time and keeps thieves in their place. Is it a pocket watch? I don't really understand it regulates time. I guess I keep thieves in their place, sir, is much, a regulates time is less bars

It's not bars. It has wards though no guardian save of your pelf, which is wealth and takes care of all things I think this episode is gonna be called don't tell me what pelf is Don't pelf on me and tell me it's rain. Oh no. Oh my God. I'm gonna try to incorporate Pelf into my lexicon. I'm quite pelfy. People just think you're having a stroke.

Pardon my pelf. What's the answer to this riddle? I think I'm in a pelf. It. Uh, okay. So it keeps thieves in their place, sir, is a good, is a good hint to this, but it is a silver or gold, probably not, you would be more familiar with the metal much baser aspect of this. Okay.

So what? Oh, Aaron. Oh, Aaron, that's great. Aaron, that's, that's a good guess, but it's not correct. It is not bracelets or handouts. Beasts bracelets. What keeps a thief in place? So I said bars because I was thinking golden silver bars

plus bars could go up down left. So this is kind of part of the bars like keeping thieves in place. You would probably need this, but it's not the bars. A lot. You're so close with bars. A key. A key. A key. How does it regulate time? How does a key

regulate time? Well, you back in the olden days, I think you had to undo the back of your clock and and wind it with a key. Dude, that is absolutely right. Wow. You were born into that. No, I'm not going to apologize. I apologize. Aaron, I apologize. Adel is 120 years old. How do you think I accumulated all my pelf? What is pelf? Hey, speaking of pelf, we got to make some pelf for ourselves. So we will be back after these advertisements. Hey, JPC oh, Rick. Hey, JPC, you know how I love he looks sleep. I love that he looks mattress brand. Yeah, it's best nights sleep of my life. I know not everyone is on board yet.

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But how? I don't know. Wait, I've been pranked. But how? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm a real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real Okay. One of the corners is damaged, so there's like the substance pouring out of it. Shaped like a box. Shaped like a box. Not a box. Not but not a box.

What is a box? But it could be a box. Yeah. And there's a little voice inside screaming, let me out. So I can use some pukes. Let's open it up. Get him out, get him out.

I think I have an idea that this is. Oh, it's in. It's in. It's in. It's another sandbox. How did you fit in this parcel? Chomp chomp, remember that one? Yeah.

Did I do that right? Yeah, you did it right. All right. Yeah, hi, it's me again. You're a little friend. How's the box? Thank you for sand. Thank you for mailing yourself from Egypt

that could not have been not expensive. What have you been up to, Sandy, since we last saw you? Well, I was in Egypt. Yeah, I was hanging out with things, you know, the get some riddles. Oh, yes. Wow. I'm an adult. I'll teach you up with nothing and you slammed it into the donkey hole. I wouldn't say nothing if he actually came up with something. Yeah, mailed from Egypt is actually really good.

A lot of people would kill for that intro. Yeah, mail from Egypt is actually really good a lot of people would kill for that intro Just trying to mix it up from saying like oh, there's water and there's sand. I was just trying to mix it up That's fine. I will shame on me for trying Right, but here's the thing this thing really only knows one riddle and I'm sure you've been down that path before, so it wasn't much in use. But I did get to enjoy some different kinds of sand, which is sort of my thing. So I've been doing lots of online trivia games for people and online puzzle hunts and stuff for companies, sort of my main gig, doing some private stuff that I can't really talk about yet that hopefully will come out this summer. That'll be really fun. Very.

I would also say that I'm doing some private stuff that I can't talk about. I hope it never comes up. I hope you never. I'm the one who's the most important. I'm the one who's the most important. I'm the one who's the most important. I'm the one who's the most important. I'm the one who's the most important.

I'm the one who's the most important. I'm the one who's the most important. I'm the one who's the most important. I'm the one who's the most important. I'm the one who's the most important. I'm the one who's the most important. I'm the one who's the most important. I'm the one who's the most important. greasy little paws and dirty little pockets making sure my dirt never comes to light. Well, good luck with all that. Thank you. Thank you. And I've been playing a lot of Horizon Zero Dawn, the original one, which is fun. Oh, just a fantastic game.

Sandy, have you played the, have you played the new one yet? No, I'm going to get, I'm going to go through the old one, finish that and then do the new one. First time through? First time through in the old one? Yeah, I've never played it before. Oh my god, I love that game. What a fantastic game.

It's amazing. Yeah, I'm adoring it. Sandy, did you have any time to come up with some new puzzles for us? I was a long ship cargo flight over here in that box, so I spent most of it crying, and then I spent a few minutes coming up with some puzzles. Yeah, no, it's fine. I get it. That's how I do the ratio as well. Yeah.

We're gonna call this game Book Mashups. And the way this works is I'm gonna give you a clue for, oh no, we're not gonna call it Book Mashups, we're gonna call it something better. We're gonna call it cookbooks. And the reason is I'm gonna give you a clue for both a book and a food item. And we're gonna fudge the numbers so that texts

count and don't look into our- Bugs the numbers very good. Yeah, I'm gonna make that, cook in the books. Yeah, you're gonna cook the books. And then the answers will be a portmanteau of the two answers together. So for example, if I said, well, let's just get into it. You have to go ahead.

Yeah, why not? I'll even give you the year that the book came out in case that needs to be helpful. So. What a way for you guys to find out that I never read books. 1984, 1967. My memory, when I was thinking about what to set up for the show, I remember that Adel was a big,

is a big book reader. Voracious. Yeah. So I was like, well, let's all applaud when I follow my fucking ass here. You have the America. All right. Don't be surprised when you crack open this almond flavored cookie and find a message from Big Brother.

So Big Brother would be, or well, which would be 1984 the one I just referenced. Almond flavored cookie. Is it like a 1984io? No, they're not Almond flavored, so I did it. What's an Almond flavored cookie? It's not an ordinary noodle, right? No, it's something.

Girl scout. Very, very common in the sort of a crescent shape you find a Chinese restaurant Oh, oh Fortune cookie 90 fortune 1980 fortune cookie is the exact that's it 1984 that's how this works. So there's a book called fortune cookie Huh No, there's a food is called fortune cookie the food. Oh, I'm sorry, I missed that part. I'm sorry.

We're cooking the books. We're cooking. I see, I see, I see. We're mashing up a book in an in a food. I love it. All right. And number two, parents, you can have a night out on the town. Thanks to the efforts of this group of enterprising middle schoolers and their stacked

concoctions of turkey and ham. Baby, said there's club, baby, said there's club. Boom. That's it. You got it. I don't know if I'll tell you the years. In a dystopian future,

prison officials try to reform violent youths by feeding them so much of this panda express staple that the thought of violence becomes nauseating. This would be a clockwork orange chicken. Correct. Well done. Wow, Okay. How many of these we should go through each one and have you read the book?

Have you read the book? So 1984. Have you read the book? Yeah. Yes. Baby's setters club. Have you read all the books? All of them?

Excuse me, sir. I probably did my mom's a librarian and I had to sit and wait for her to be done at work. So definitely read them. I've never read that one. I've walked out of the room of the show playing before. Maybe it was. Oh, the TV show. Yeah, the TV show. It's so good. I'll never know. Clockwork orange. No. I hit my babysitter with a driving wedge. Oh, my God.

I never read Clockwork Orange. I did watch the movie though. Oh, man. It is a hard read. Hey, it's a hard watch. It's, but I'm saying it's got all this other like this made up language in it that you have to parse while you're reading it. Cool, yikes. Okay, these, oh, fun fact about that. So there's this made up language in the book and I was reading in high school. And so like for example, the character says, a horror show to mean something is good. That's true in the movie too.

But you don't really get it until you read a lot of the book. You're trying to understand through context clues. And my girlfriend at the time was in Russian and spoke Russian. And so she was, she's reading this. She's like, oh, that's how you say good in Russian is her show. So he apparently took Russian and he did good in Russian. He bastardized like, different languages.

That's what I was saying. Wow, okay. Anthony Burgess, right? Mm-hmm, yeah. These thick wheat noodles can be found in certain soup shops in Japan and near the windmills of Lamancha. Man of Lamancha, raw man of Lamancha.

Raw man of Lamancha. Raw man of Lamancha. Help! That's not bad. Be thinking. But there's a better, there's the like the main title. What's the guy's name?

The Lamascha guy. Donkey Hote. What are thick noodles? Not ramen. Ramen or sin? Thick noodles. Samba. Related to Samba.

Related to Samba. Like thick noodle soup. Ba. No. Wrong cuisine. We're looking for Japanese. Oh, um. Oh, but ramen. God.

I feel like I'm gonna be piss with that. Well, it ends in Don. Don. Oh, Don? Oh, Don. Yeah. Yeah. Nice one.

Here's the thing with soups. A lot of them are fish stock. And so even if it looks vegetarian, I just can't eat it. And so I don't even look at the soup menu. You lost all your money in the fish stocks, right? I was put into the fish stocks and the local boys in town came in through trial set. This fried Middle Eastern vegetarian delicacy, here you go. Thank you, you're right for you.

Made from exactly nine chickpeas is attempting to convey a dangerous relic on a long and terrifying journey across Middle Earth. Full of fellowship of the rings. That's it. Full of fellowship of the rings. Wow. Full of fellowship of the rings. Full of fellowship of the rings.

That's great. I know you've read that one. Yeah. Oh yeah. JPC. I read fellowship. I made it about halfway through the two towers, and I said, the movies are better. Yeah. Tom Bamba, Dill Pickles. Oh, wow. This summer

grilling staple is a binge drinker topped with ketchup, lettuce, and cheese who can't be sure she can trust what she sees through the window. She rides into London each day. Lady on the train. Girl on the train. Girl on the train. Girl on the train. And then what's grill on the train? You know what? A lot of people say that. It's not grill on the train. It's food that leads into girl.

Well, can you, it sounds like a drink when you say ketchup, lettuce, cheese, ketchup, lettuce, cheese, grilling staple, uh, marinade, marinade. What did you say, air? Hamburg girl on the train. Hamburg girl. Oh, hamburger on the train. God, that's hard for my brain to get hamburger. I would love to see that movie and instead of Emily Blunt, it's just a hamburger in a cardigan. Take my money, Ollie. Hey, burger ain't cardigan. You just lost Emily Blunt as a listener. Oh no, please, Emily, please come back. I've read that book. Anyone read that book?

No, I've not. No, I've not. No, I've not. Be too intense for me. It is pretty intense. To make this bedtime dessert, say much a bowl full of mush between two round cookies with spur hush and dip the whole thing in chocolate. Well, can you read that one again?

Can you read that again? Wow. To make this bedtime dessert, so much a bowl full of mush between two round cookies, whisper hush. Good night, moon. Good night, moon pie. Good night, moon pie is right.

Anyone read that one? Yep. Oh yeah. Yep. Mm-hmm. Lots of times, thousands of times. This too many times. Too many times. This side dish discovers a secret identity hiding beneath seven layers of its mysterious rich

neighbor on Long Island and becomes disillusioned with the American dream. Great gas beam. What a beautiful dip. Beautiful dip. Can you repeat the great Gatsbyn dip? There you go. Yeah. I do look very comfortable here.

I do look very comfortable here. I love a second dip. I need to do a book theme party and make the great Gatsbyn dip. Because that would make me chuckle if I saw something labeled that at a party. You know, every year for the Oscars, we throw Oscar party and we make a menu based on Oscar films, puns based on Oscar films, puns based on Oscars. I used to do that.

Yeah, very fun. And this year, it was a really hard year and I'm trying to remember some of the ones that we came up with and I wish I had the list in front of me, but maybe I'll go. I guess we'll have to have you back all. Yeah, I guess. Did you have a favorite of all time, like a pun dish? Oh, yeah. Well, one of my favorites of all time was a very long engagement.

Do you remember that movie with Audrey Tatoo? That was nominated and a friend of mine brought that and called it a, brought a sausage and called it a very long encasement. Nice. That's very funny. I think for this year, I would show up to your party with a two liter of coke and say, I brought soda like Coda. Nice.

Well, here's my parentheses like Coda. Here I found my list from this year, the ones that I've come up with, damned spotted dick from Mechbeth. Nice. Damned spot spotted. Okay. Boxes of panel chocolate from D from June box of pain. Gotcha And we don't talk about brew. No

Very good. Love it. All right back to the puzzles. I would have shown up with bill fast food Yes, I hope you guys like talk about I'm pissed that I was using this same movie to try to think of one. I'm Bell Fasting this year. Taco Bell Fasting. I'm Bell Fasting I brought nothing. We're fuck you. We had the paper all this week.

But since I'm here I guess I'll eat. Also better than Dan who brought licorice pizza. Hey Dan, anyone eating the licorice pizza? No. Fuck off. This delicacy from Florian Fortescue's ice cream parlor is served between two halves of a fruit by dark rates who float around sucking every good feeling out of you, but at least the chocolate sauce helps afterwards. Harry Potter and the prisoner of that Asuka ban.

But it's what it's called. Mars a pan. Mars a pan. Nice. No, the whole title is, you can hear the whole title in the answer. Oh, oh. The prisoner of Asuka ban and then keep going. Prisoner of Asuka ban a foster, banana fosters.

Banana fosters. Almost. What do they serve it on ice cream parlor? They don't serve that. Banana split. There you go. Prisoner of Asuka ban, asuka banan. There you go. There you go. Prisoner Vazca has Gavinan. Uh oh.

You got to say the whole thing. Let's count. Okay. Harry Potter and the prisoner of Vazca Bananas. Bananas? As Gavinanas split. I got it. I hold on.

By the way, don't sleep on a banana split. That was a good thing to get at an ice cream partner. I love a banana split. You and your split has good ones. If they don't get out of sleep, ooh. Don't sleep on it either. Not comfortable.

If something at an ice cream store like even like has a hint of being healthy, I want it completely out of my face. I don't want it in my face at all. Three more. As you stir this sauce, often thickened with flour, you wonder if a painting of the sauce that you keep in your attic is becoming congealed and moldy. Dorian Gray. A picture of Dorian Gray.

I'm really? Yeah, like a gravy. Why do I know what the picture of Dorian Gray is? I don't know what it is. Gravy or... Raghu? Gravy. Picture of Dorian Gray.

Put it all together. Picture of Dorian Gray. Picture of Dorian Gray. Wow. Never read that one. Me neither. No, I have, I own it, but I don't have it. I've had gravy though.

So that's all same. I've had gravy a ton. This common something. I haven't gravyed a ton. This common restaurant appetizer combines a prickly vegetable with mayo and sour cream, at which point you are crowned king and the wild rumpus starts. Where the world things are, choked up. There you go. First shot. I was on where the wild things hallopinio popper.

Where the wild mozzarella sticks? Where the wild things hallopinio popper. Where the wild monster elastics. Where the wild things nachos. All right, last one, the best one. Take fries, top them with gravy and cheese curds, and then cover the whole thing with honey, and eat it in the hundred acre woods with no pants on. Winnie the Poutine. Winnie the Poutine.

Winnie the Poutine. Oh, father. I have diabetes. There was next to IO, I mean, this is maybe six or seven years ago, the old IO. So maybe even longer, a Poutine restaurant opened up. And we went there one day, we were like, a Poutine restaurant. This cannot last long. And like, four weeks later, it was gone.

Poutineery. I know why they overheard that. You heard their feeling so much that they're cooking. Didn't have any pack. Pack it up. Well, we also tried it. I don't think it was very good. And I was like, and I don't know that there's a big appetite for poutine in Chicago.

Yeah, not a lot of Canadian expats in Chicago to my knowledge. No, we got other ways to convey gravy and cheese to our, to our eyes. If you come to the Midwest and you try to tell them like some other way to do a cheese curd, they're like, no, no, no, no, no. You deep fry it or you get the fuck outta here. Yeah, we're in Chicago, we're like,

gravy on fries, gross. We want wet beef and wet bread. And the deepest of dishes. Sandy, thank you so much. This was outstanding. Do you have anything coming up that you'd like to letter our audience know about? Well, I got some ongoing stuff.

I put puzzles out on Twitter at PZLR and Instagram at mystery league. And I'm running a new publication and newsletter that's subscription based. So you can sign up for free but you could also support the stuff I do and get some exclusive puzzles at this new thing I'm doing called Signals, which you can find at signals.fun. I would love if you joined. And signals.fun. Now let me ask you this this Sandy you have no problem with say a riddle podcast subscribing at the Minimum level and then using those riddles to do the riddle podcast, right? I mean that if we're just talking hypothetically

Okay, there's no problem with that at all. What do you have want to know? You want to mind him? Don't worry. We've got riddles from 20 2017 that we haven't done yet, so we're fine, bro. Okay, I got a really quick true story to tell you. I was with my kids and we were going to hike and they were asking for some puzzles. And I was like, I am tapped out of like kids' level riddles. So I started googling them. And the last time I googled riddles for kids,

I found some random website. So this time I found some different website and I started reading them and I was like, this is a lot who collected all these. Do you know where I was? Where you on a moon? Yes, database. I was on Riddies and Puzzies.

That is a fan-made and fan-run. Like database of our riddles, that is amazing. That's amazing. Well, well, well, you could So you're helping me I'm giving you puzzles and you're feeding me parenting advice So it's all works. It's a snake eating itself. Yeah, I'm gonna say any thank you so much Let's put you back in this box. I'm gonna shove some where the sidewalk burnt ends in your mouth and we're gonna ship you back to Egypt No, no, no, no, no

And we're gonna ship you back to Egypt. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Right, okay. Kasey, play that voice mail theme. Wait for the beep, hey riddle, riddle. I wanna get calls on the voicemail, and I'll hit play. Wait for the beep, hey riddle, riddle. I wanna get the calls on the voicemail, and I'll hit play. And I'll it play. And out it play. Hi, my name is John Keith. I'm a huge fan of the podcast.

I find myself, I've always wanted to visit the city of Chicago and I find myself moving there in about a month. I've never even seen the city before. I'm really, really excited but i'm also a little nervous i was wondering if you had any words of advice or encouragement uh... you can get me to help me put my mind at ease uh... thanks so much clucary love y'all

okay two quick things wondered he say his name is john keif yes so i did pick this one because he did say that his name was to the host say it's uh... Yes, so I did pick this one because he did say that his name was two of the hosts No, I think he said his name was John Keith John Keith two first case and then this the same thing that raises my hackles is I Find myself moving there I thought this was a great voicemail because we have all been in not really, but a similar position to John Keith, which is moving to Chicago. We've all moved to Chicago before. And I think that we probably have some wisdom that we can impart yes

There's two there's two type of weather. Yeah, and Chicago. There's two types of weather construction and winter Am I right? But there's a real stuff? You're gonna want to buy layers. Okay, you're going to want to I will I will say this yes off of by layers I think invest in a warm winter coat. You will get mileage out of it. I spent my first three winters in Chicago just wearing like a fucking flimsy pea coat that was like, I mean, the wind just blew right through it.

And then three years in, I bought a real leather coat, real parka, like a thick ass parka, best decision I ever made in Chicago. Smart. I'd also say besides just by leather layer by leather by leather. You're of pelp is showing. I would say explore the neighborhoods and specifically explore like Andersonville. I'd also say Lakeview has some great places. I'd also say Lakeview has some great places. Our Chinatown is pretty great. Bronzeville.

Basically, don't just hang around like Lincoln Park. Explore some of the other, on the outskirts, explore some of those neighborhoods because there's some phenomenal restaurants and foods and stuff going on there. Aaron? I have a lot to say. First of all, you're doing a great job. You're moving there right in the summer. I also moved Chicago into light. That helps a lot for it to be warm when you're navigating around.

I familiarized myself best I could with the train line, specifically the red line brown line and some of the bus schedules. And that helped use some of my anxiety before I moved. But I had never seen my apartment before and I didn't know anything and I showed up with literally no money and was completely alone. And it was a great summer. I had a friend give me advice before I move to LA that I think will help you, which is the circle advice where when you move to a new place, just explore little circles at a time and then expand your circles. So just go for a walk around your block every single day and then find a coffee shop that's nearby and just go there for a week.

Don't put too much pressure to explore everywhere all at once and then you expand out little by little by little and that's how you get to know where your favorite places are and what it's gonna familiarize your body and your heart with the city. And that's how it's like. And if you expand little by little by little eventually you're just fucking North, your Elijah Wood and the movie with the city. And that's, and if you expand a little by little, eventually, you're just fucking North,

your Elijah Wood and the movie North. Yeah. Yeah. But I think you're being very brave. It's going to be so much fun. I'm sure a year from now, you're going to be nostalgic for your first few months in Chicago. So just have fun. Yeah, I will say also Chicago is one of the most segregated city in, I think, the country.

So you will have to go out to explore other pockets of the city, like wherever, whatever neighborhood you in, wherever it is. I think that the very first neighborhood that I lived in, there were like three Ethiopian restaurants within a block of me. And I was like, huh, I guess this is just like this section of Uptown is where fully Ethiopian people live.

And if I hadn't explored that pocket, I don't think I ever would have found it. So you gotta go outside of your comfort zone a little bit to find the other things that the city has to offer. Because like you add, I'll say if you stay in like a four block radius, be adventurous if you want, takes a time. So we have, you gotta be, you have to.

You have to. So we have, you gotta be, you have to. You have to, you have to. You have to, you have to, you have to, you have to, you have to, you have to, you have to, you have to, you have to, you have to, you have to, You gotta be posting advice where I go don't overwhelm yourself in the first month of being there Just get to know your block and you guys are saying do not do that explore. So you know what? Well, the point where you move to like my thing was like if you move to Lincoln Park Lincoln Park is fine But it's a lot of like 20 year olds and it's a lot of like bars and like people yelling woo out of a car

There's not much culture to it So I I'm just, wherever you move to, depending on where you move, explore. And I will say one more thing, if you go to one place, go to Kingston Mines. Kingston Mines is maybe my favorite place in Chicago. It's a blues club. It has two stages.

It has surprisingly good food. Go to Kingston Mines. It's amazing. Yeah, and again, you won't see any 20-year-old trying to drink at Kingston Mines. So you don't have to worry about that at all. John, if you want to reach out to me on Instagram, I have, the people have asked me advice like this before

and I have a bunch of random moving Chicago advice that I have put all together that I can send to you at an email or over Instagram. If you want to reach out. All right, but the point being that you need to take advantage of the cultural offerings that a city like Chicago gets because you will not get, there's only a few places, at least in the United States, that you can get that experience.

You can also just not get that experience at all. So my advice to you is to take advantage of the fact that there are other cultures of people living in Chicago. Well, it is, you know, you take as much time as you want to experience that, but I feel like if you move away from Chicago without ever experiencing the other aspects of Chicago. The ocean is fantastic. Yeah, that is something that you will definitely regret.

And I know, even from like living closer to the city center, like just the access to like, man, I can't, there's no Indian restaurants in my new name. I have to drive like 25 minutes to get good Indian food, where I took it such for granted that I could walk and find like three Indian restaurants within 10 minutes of me before. Like it's, it is really nice being able to have that bevy of options. If you want Indian food, go to Devon Street that it's maybe the best Indian food you'll find in the US. So I think the question was where do I get good Indian food in the UK? I have the John Keith. I hope that we answered that question for you and that brings us to the end of the show. So let's do some plugs. Addle, do you have anything that you would like to plug?

I do, but I don't think the thing. I recorded some things with, I guess it on some podcasts, but I don't think that episodes will be out by now. So I'll just say, listen to podcasts. If you find a podcast, you're like, if you find a podcast you like, support their Patreon. And if you can't support their Patreon, just maybe spread the word, tell a friend,

tell a family member, tweet about it, Instagram about it, what just helps support the shows you like, because I think a lot of people assume they're like Oh, they'll be fine, but it really helps to just tell someone to just be like hey Text three friends and be like I found the show. Maybe you'll like it. And even if they hate it just I don't know spread the word I see by time JPC is there anything you would like to play? Yeah, so again this plug plug is coming courtesy from five-star review from iTunes from Move from Planet Pop.

It's this highlight of my morning. I always try to listen first thing in the morning on my commute. It really keeps me awake listening to how well the three hosts play off each other so well. That in the fact that this show gets me so horny for release in Puzzies, I can basically drive with no legs. Like my hog is never more in attention than when I'm listening to Hey Rettle Rettle. Could not recommend this podcast more. I gotta be honest with you. basically drive with no legs. Like my hog is never more in attention than when I'm listening to Hey Riddler Riddler. Could not recommend this podcast more. I gotta be honest with you,

this is one that I only read the first half of. I said this looks great. Go ahead and read this. They got you, they tricked you and they got you. So, I'm sure you did get me, do not drive with your penis. Let's do both hands, ten or two. Why don't we try that for a day?

Be a little spry big, huh? Okay. Aaron, anything that you have to plug? I would like to plug sitcom D&D. I'm having a lot of fun recording it and I'm having a lot of fun with my friends over there. It's really great. We're winding down to our season finale,

winding up, winding down. And we sort of had a meeting planning out season two and I'm so excited for some of the guests that are going to be on season two. So now's a good time to jump on and binge the episodes. Addle and JPCs episodes are great place to start because you can sort of just drop in and they absolutely crushed it. There's so nice to me. You guys are so nice to me. You guys are so nice to me anyways. And that's a great time for season two of Hey Rinal Rinal well, so it's a big it's a big time for season two's going on. Oh, it's about our merch store. We have new merch and our more merch store. It's great stuff going over there. We won't tell you until you get there and then you can see what it is and don't be mad at us. There's a link in our there's a link in the episode description to our merch store. And let's just say we do have some season two merch for here and over though that is already out and available

Aaron I'm sorry to do this shut up brother. You didn't tell me a shut up. Oh, okay. Yeah shit Fixed it. I love you do better love you. Bye forever Hope forever So forever. Sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry. You're a demon. And John's Patrick Collins. Casey Tony to the editing. I already heard it in the music. Photo created by Emily Cardamus and Emily Nemores. Hey there, blips and bleats, if you like that you're gonna love this week's Patreon.

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