Hey Riddle Riddle - #21: Jester Tester with Brooke Breit!

Episode Date: December 12, 2018

Brooke Breit (Flower on Hello From the Magic Tavern) joins the Clue Crew for a mail bag episode! The gang actually tries to solve some pretty great riddies....What's going on?! JPC is Canadian? Adal created a time loop? Erin must relive being lied to as a kid? Yikes Bikes everything's BONKERS! Hold onto your bee's and get ready to watch the movie Troy....it's Hey Riddle Riddle!Starring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: KJ SnyderTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a head gum podcast. I'm JPC and I'm Aaron Keith. And boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. Bob, we had a baby, you two boy. We had a baby, it's a boy, oh boy. JPC, what's another name for a scrotum? I really hate when you do this. Male bag. Okay.

It's time for a male bag episode. It's time for a male bag episode. You're gonna be light in this one. Yeah, I think I might be in light. I think I might be light in this one as well. I'm gonna catch up on some emails. It is time for another mailbag episode, but we are not just alone for this mailbag episode.

We have a very special guest in the studio. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome Brooke Bright. Hello! She's at the bottom of a ravine. We fruit on a rope. We hope she'll climb over. Hello! Now she's put a pie on her face and...

I'm peaked. Turn one back her face. You may know Brooke from Magic Tavern, where she plays flower. Am I correct in this? I don't know why I'm giving you Magic Taverns. That's crazy. No, it's fine. And I hope it's not disconcerning

that this is my real boy. Yeah. It's always fun when they find out what you sound like. Or it look like most people are disappointed. I've had so many people come to me, Magic Tavern fans who are like, flowers like, and they'll describe you. And it's like the exact opposite.

Like it's just, it's very funny to hear them describe. I love it. So you do, you do flower, F-L-O-U-R on Magic Tavern? Give us a little taste of that. What's the mic, flower isms? Oh, wait, you, like, things that flower would say? Yeah, just like, like, opens the door and what do you say? Open the door and is like,

Oh, I see a mother fucker. Oh, yeah, there. Yeah. And then you also do, you do a show with us called World News Tonight. I do. Give us a little taste of what that is. Mmm, I'm walking on as a character. That's a long one she does that. That's a pretty good impression of Brick to it. Brick also does do an old lady character that sounds a lot like Bill Cosby, which is not cool anymore. Put it at the time.

And the thing is, I'm not intending to do a Bill Cosby voice. It just is. Well, yeah, but Bill Cosby has always sounded like an old lady. Yeah, it's cold. Yep, that's your old voice. The rock character work. The smoke is sharp. I'm gonna pull you to voice a modulator on that.

Please, don't. Brooke, anything else you want to plug? Because this has been, we're wrapping up here. We're wrapping up here. We're wrapping up here to see if it's been so much fun. Thank you. I'm hugging everybody. Bye-bye.

You weren't like this episode. Yeah, I actually left. I ran some errands. So for the mailbag episodes, what we do is, of course, we read the emails you sent. And yeah, that's all about me. It's all about Brooke. Because you can write your own riddles or send in riddles that you enjoy.

And we have, oh, God, so many. And yeah, we have a ton of people sending us emails. Sometimes people send us emails months ago for riddles that we've already done on the show. But please keep sending us riddles. You can always send us riddles to HRRpodcast at gmail.com. Also, some people have sent us some personal notes about what we could do differently.

Please send those to do not send those emails to Gmail.com. Although GPC, when we, like a couple hours ago, before we started talking about podcast stuff, what did you say some of the emails said about, what did you notice, reoccurring things? Do you want me to do more gas on this fire? I will say that in episode, what was that?

Two, three or four, like Aaron had talked about a UTI and a disconcerning about if people emailed us mentioning her UTI. And I will say, I went through it. It's kind of like an equal mix of men and women, which seems weird. There was one couple that was like, me and my boyfriend have to know about the UTI.

And I was like, you don't. You just don't. Wait, it's just people seeking more information. It's not like helpful. A lot of people don't have health care. So they'll email us a podcast to see what they should do. What you're doing is irresponsible. I think that a lot of people felt like the UTI thread

was like left dangling at the end. They often are. Can I ask a dumb question? Because I'm sure the answer is yes. Did anybody email in about that same episode where I made that UTI joke, where I said, somebody approached a rapper that was two chains and said UTI. Anybody email? No one to wait a second. This is an email from the rapper T.I.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, and he says my music's pretty good. That's not T.I. That's what I say every time I meet a calculator. UTI says instruments. UTI? You're that? You guys are instruments? You do that? You do that? You're graphing?

But if you do have riddles that you want to submit, please keep submitting them to the show. I'm sure we'll do this podcast for a thousand years, so we'll get to all of these eventually. But also, people have been sending in very nice things about the show or positive messages or little stories about times that they've been listening, please send those in. And if you want to send those as separate emails than the riddle ones, we really appreciate it because then we can answer them and respond to them.

But as a riddle in it, we can't even look at it because it's like, oh, it's a riddle that we have to save for the show. And we don't want to read these ahead of time so we want them to be as fresh as possible. I also say that- Hello, fresh. Which takes us to our first spot, no?

Well, maybe who knows? I think it'd be back. I also think it's cool that a lot of people have come up with very creative ways for giving us the answers to the riddle in the email. Like, some people attach the answers as a PDF, so you have to open that separately. Some people mail us a codex, and we have to solve that. One guy in Brown's to the Vigy code. One guy kidnapped my daughter for a couple days, but of course you got it particular set of skills and many people like you and I

may refer those people. Yeah, yeah, I have a pretty serious set of skills to make me a nightmare. Number one lack of social, loud voice close quarters, annoying on podcasts over talking. Loud voice close quarters Annoying on podcasts overtake Bommi hands, so for this episode GPC will be old male puzzles old male Yes, I'll be old male puzzles. I have selected some of the listener Submitted riddles for this week and I'll be walking them through it. So that brick will will I Know some of these and I don't know some of these.

So I'll ask them, I'll tell you which ones I don't know ahead of time, and then we'll try to sus them out. There's not really warm up riddles for this because some people like submitted more warm up riddles, but I just selected kind of like an equal mix. I feel warm. Great, I feel warm as well, and I hope our audience feels warm too.

Before we start really quick, I know I keep delaying it, but Brooke, do you have any thoughts about riddles like our puzzles oh yeah that's a great call I love them it doesn't mean that I'm good at them but I do love them and I used to on car trips when I was in a touring company with second city we had a box of a game an old board game called crack the code and we would play crack the code all the time This is pretty smart phone. What is crack the code you're on tour in 1984? Yes I'm two million years old. Do you remember where those was crack the code like a crack the case Correct the case was that like the because I think I've heard of this or seen this words like old

Court cases that actually happened where you have to solve what the outcome was. Maybe, but mostly they were really convoluted, weird riddles that were infuriating. I feel like I've seen it with a gavel in the front, but I think it's all like actual court cases that were like bonkers. Yeah, I don't remember. This was handed down to Salt Lake,

so it was probably in the Zip Lock bag. Like a jamangie of sorts. Like a good game is, yeah. Like a good game is, yeah. Like a good game is. Jumanji of sorts. Oh, ah. Oh, ah. Jumanji.

That was a good game. Brooke, you're gonna fit in well. Okay. Okay, cool. So yeah, so these are some lists are submitted. This one is from Eric Berlin. And the title of the email is The Jester and the Princess. Cool?

This is a little bit of a story, Riddles, so I'm going to read for a minute. Do the voices, Dad. I'll do your voices when your mom comes back. Oh, boy. She's in the army and she's protecting our freedoms. Oh, okay. Happy it. Do all the Riddles have backstories?

Yes. Great. The Jester and princess fell in love and the king was not happy about it. The king decided to give the gesture a test. A tester, if you will. If the gesture, that's Eric's joke, that's mine. Eric, don't get credit for that. If the gesture passed, the king would give the couple his blessing. The gesture was led down a hallway in the castle to a bare room with a lamp in the middle of the floor. The lamp contained a single light bulb which was off. The gesture was allowed to look at the room for a few moments and then he was led out again. The door to the room was closed in an angry looking guard with stationed in front of it. There was of course no way to

see the lamp through the closed door. The king then led the gesture down the hall to a panel with three simple light switches all in the off position One of these switches turns on the lamp in that room the other two switches do nothing if you can tell me which switch turns on the lamp I will give my blessing to you and my daughter you can play with the switches for as long as you wish You can also go back into the room with what I tell my nieces over the holiday Got an Nintendo switch you play with that switch as long as you want Yeah, that's very fun. I couldn't sit on that gold. Sorry. I Hope it ruins the riddle

I will give my blessing to you and my daughter you can play with the switches for as long as you wish You can also go back into the room with the lamp But once you do you can no longer touch the switches and if you try that angry guard will kill you you can no longer touch the switches. And if you try, that angry guard will kill you. If you can tell me with the absolute assurance which of these three switches controls the lamp in that room, I will let you marry my daughter. The Jester was a clever fellow, so he's not an adult,

JPC, Aaron, or Brook type, and was able to do this. Needless? Well, for sure, but I included me second. The Jester was a clever fellow and able to do this. Can you? Here's my number one. And I don't know the answer to this one, I'll say. Here's my number one qualm with this riddle. Okay. We have a king, a princess, and a jester. Yes. When we talk about jester's, we're talking like 1200 to 1700 pounds. Yeah. Pretty big guy. Pretty guy. Yeah, big guy. That's why they're and like 1200 to 1700. Pounds?

Yeah, pretty big guys, right? Pretty big guy, yeah big guy. That's why they're funny. Yeah, funny guy, big guy, Farley. Volushi. Why would a king of princess and a jester have electricity in their castle? Oh!

Is that part of the riddle? Is like, this is like a medieval times or something? Well, Eric does go on to clarify that this is taking place in a medieval times or something? This is, well, Eric does go on to clarify that this is taking place in a medieval times. It's perfect, then. Yeah, one drugstake, one Pepsi. So what? All right, so what happens when you turn on a light?

So there's three? So there's three switches, and one of them turns the light on. Yeah, but what are some consequences or other things that happen when you turn on a light? People's pupils Change Sometimes it makes a noise sometimes there's static guard goes my lights on That's what it is the guards is dad and he's gonna help him out and scream it's on the guard is the mother

Yeah, I don't know what happens when you turn on a light. Yeah, I guess I guess the it seems like the room is like sealed Very much so. It's a bear room. Ah, it is so big. How long has it been since they've eaten? Bear just ate each other out. Oh, it's a lighthouse. They might be Jans.

He's let out a polar bear. Continuous, a single light bulb which was off. The gesture was allowed to look at the room for a few moments and was let out again. The door to the room was closed. Yeah. So gesture was allowed to look at the room for a few moments. Then it was let out again. The door to the room was closed. Yeah. So wait, he can play with the switches. Can he go back into the room?

One time. But after he does, he can't touch the switches anymore. I got it. But he still, all he has to do is say, this is the right switch. I got it. Oh, wait. He turns all the switches on. Oh, if he has to point to the right switch after.

Can he go back and forth into the room? Which of those three switches controls the lamp in that room? I think I got it. So if you turn on two of the switches and leave one off and then go in the room and the light is off, you know which switch it is. But if you turn on two and go in the room and the light is on, then it's one of those two switches,

right? My thought was can you can only go back into the room once or many times? Oh, I know. Oh, that's all it yet. Yeah. Oh, it's the heat of the lamp. You leave the switch on for like five minutes, turn it off, go back in and feel for heat. So, but that's only one.

So, he can't do anymore, like he can't move the switches after he goes in. So, he turns one light switch on, and that's it. There are clues. There are some hints. Let's hear some. Do we want to hear some of these clues? I like the idea of heat on the one. I want to hear clues if you'll do them in a Tim Curry voice.

And Tim Curry, he sounds like soup. He sounds like soup. Oh, well maybe he does one at a time. So if he goes, I'm going to turn this switch on, and then I'm going to wait a little bit, and then the next switch, and then wait a little bit, and then the third, and then go quickly. So if it's really hot, it's the third switch.

If it's sort of hot, it's the middle switch. And if it's kind of cold, it's the first one. That's how I decided which of JPC's brothers to date. I only have two brothers. Was I in the running? I didn't make it. No! You were hot enough.

Boy, I'm boy. Yeah, I'm not the hottest of my brothers. I say that sarcastically. There's something with him being able to examine the room. So he can examine the room as long as he wants. Are there wires that like, it's a bare room. So there's only bare wires, aka veins. Clues, did the jester simply guess and get lucky?

Yes. What? It's no, but that would be the best clue. It's like, is it a guess? Yes. Did the gesture poison or otherwise subdue the guards that he could get into the room more than once? No.

The gesture played by the rules set out by the king. Could the gestures see the light from the lamp through the cracks in the door or something like that? No. So, none of those were avenues that we were exploring. So I would say that those clues are not helpful to us. Yeah, we're with this, that bullshit. So the other thing is that all of us three are in the off position right now.

So if you turn the one to the right on, and then turn the one in the middle off, now one of them is in the on position and two are off. If you turn one on for five minutes then turn it off then turn on three if the bulb is off but hot it was one if the bulb is on its three if it's not hot or on its two I think that's correct right Right Yeah, I think something like that But I also think that there's an order if you turn one on and the other two are off then

Like oh shit. Yeah, I got it. Oh, do you he's an X-man? This guy must be an X-man Yeah, which X-man would he be that we solve it every time? Adel night crawler powers allow him to transport himself from inside a room to outside a room There is the smell of sulfur so that guards will know. I am the bold finder. This originally, this maybe think of, you know that thing, that logic problem with like the wolf and the chicken

and clawing across the lake. Like, it feels like that kind of riddle. Oh, yeah, where it's like you have to eat a chicken to cast the road. It's, there's a farmer with a chicken, a wolf, and a bag of grain. Mary fuck kill. Grain, fuck the grain.

Fuck the grain. Fuck the grain. Grain, fuck the grain. Fuck the grain. Fuck the grain away. No, Mary the grain away. Mary the grain. Mary the grain. Mary the grain. Mary the grain.

Fuck the chicken. Fuck the chicken. Your grain whipped. I want to see a scene. I'm going to need to tell you that you're wrong, but you are wrong. I want to see a scene where JPC is playing Professor X. Good, your expert thing.

Brook made a great aside that the mutant would be called the Bulb Changer. The Bulb Finder. Yeah. So we're going to have Professor X and the Bulb Finder. And Aaron, you're also going to play a mutant with whatever terrible power. And it's the two of you clearly like,

like F-list mutants. I fucking played Professor Eggs on the show before. That's why we're going back to that. Well, cool. You do such a good job. You did so good. Thank you, thank you, thank you. So clearly they're not going to get in,

but they have to plead their case and speak to their abilities. We take you to the McMansion. What's it called? Prove to your ex-house Prove it to the gift it. Yes, that's what it is. Okay, okay. Well, we only have one spot left at the school.

Yeah, you're gonna need me. Hey, listen, listen, you got bulbs you need found. You're looking to replace bulb in the lamp situation or you planted tulips for the spring. I'm gouged to him, guys. We don't have any gardening and all of our bulbs are the 40-year like you know no filament you know they're permanent bulbs so here in the house we wouldn't necessarily need to make use but you also don't have to work while

you're here that's okay so I can go in well now it's we only have one spot to do hello yes hello how do you need me yeah I'm also a knob finder you've got a straight straight upgrading all right even bonus points for that that's a sick bird thanks my power is I can't control my playing cards. Yes, perhaps you've met one of our biggest star pupils here at the Professor Xavier School for the Gifted. This is Billy Bobby Boucher, the water boy, from the... No, we haven't met yet. Well, I'm sorry, but you two are getting to the school because Bob and Bush had just took the last slot. His Bob is very sick and they can be the gator.

Where did they really claim to get to in school? But yeah, I understand! Well, I'm just gonna go home. We cut to the voice changing mutant facing Afrikaans Magneto. I've enclosed your body and pure metal. I can squeeze you like a vice, destroying every organ inside you. What do you have to say? Yeah, but before you do that, I'm gonna drive you crazy with my changing voice. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.

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wait a little while, and then turned it off again. Then he turned on the second switch, and asked to be let into the room. If the light bulb was on, the second switch was the answer. If the light bulb was hot, the first switch and asked to be let into the room if the light bulb was on the second switch was the answer if the light bulb was hot The first switch was the answer if neither the third switch was the answer That's what I said, but I said one three two. Yeah, I think that the we all over complicated by doing all three bulbs But it was it was what Aaron said to which is like it's it's it's about heat. It's about the heat Well, and one of them possibly being on.

Yeah, exactly. But that essentially are not clicking all three of you. You don't need the third one. Yeah, you just need the first two. And Eric says, it's all the best. I don't know what that is, it kind of seems shitty to say. All the best, all the best. All the best, best.

So you think that we're not the best. Aaron Roberts. Before we move on, I want to see a scene between the three of you. And it's that dinner after the jester has passed the master. Before we move on, I want to see a scene between the three of you. And it's that dinner after the jester has passed the test. It's a little bit awkward. He's with the king and the princess. You can play whatever parts you like. Jester, I must congratulate you. I put you through a bit of a tester. That is a very good joke, Melish. Hope you two are enjoying yourselves. You've picked my husband based on a light bulb test.

I gotta be honest, I was hoping there were some other qualities we were looking for. Sweetie, sweetie, I picked him through a light bulb test because you're so bright. He's a jester. He's a fucking joke. But in three years he could be a manager. Who knows? He could help manage the castle. I'm actually not interested in managing the castle. I just want to fudge about on my lute and fiddle around on my... Is that a euphemism? He wants to fudge and fiddle. I think you heard him right. I want to fudge and fiddle and dance and jiggle. I just want to gest and occasionally I'll have a warm bed and a hot meal with the lovely future queen.

I want you to promise me something. Promise, you'll love my daughter and just her. You want me to ingest her? No, I was making a joke at least. But what? I was making. Could you two get a room? Maybe the one with the light bulb in it, and then go fuck it. Now there's an idea.

If you turn me on for five minutes and then feel for heat. Excuse me, I'm the angry guard, and I have something I'd like to say to you. To me? To me? Not you, you dummy. To the king? Yes, to the king. I want more responsibility.

You have me guarding a stupid room that has just a light bulb and I'm good. I'm good at my job. I love you from the day that I met you. Oh wow. Oh, I got a thought. Oh. I'm just basically like a bag of grain.

Have you informed who would want to marry me? I love you so much. And I never thought you would pass the stupid light bulb to a somebody day. It looked like they're starting to court. I'm gonna kill the gang. Remelian! Ah!

Awesome. Thank you, Eric, for sending that Rizzy into puddle down. What are you fucking Skyfieri now? You know what I thought? We didn't send them. We really didn't do any. I'm Skyfieri on this episode. that's what we call old male puzzles. We have to do it.

We have to promise our future selves. We will do an episode called Puzzies, Riddies and Dimes. Dimes? Yeah. I saw that riddle on the top of a Tuesday mode. The edge of that riddle. Don't use us. It's off the chain.

No, the answer's off the chain. You see, he undid the latch. Guy for pletties. Guy riddles. It's okay, Guy riddles. Cool, this one is. Hey, Gary. Hey, Gary.

This one is from Gus Rachel's, which is two first names, and it is called Aliens and Hats. I'm into verbal. I'm into verbal. Aliens and Hats. Gus does a therapeutic fan. They have a real stumper that I originally heard from my high school physics teacher way back when

I couldn't figure it out of my own. And it sounds like he came to class unprepareds. But only a couple of people I've ever given it to have been able to crack it. Oh wow, so we're up against a so close your eyes and focus up. Aaron, I think that's directed at you. Definitely not me. I have to read it. Okay, I need to interject so quick. Did you all have in high school because my teachers, everyone's my teachers would come to class unprepared and like we'd watch like glory or something. Yeah. Does that like a common, Oh yeah, movie day?

Yeah, or anything like that, like just. No, I had a really good high school. And they put me to work. In my world history class, there was a copy of the movie Troy, which was like a two and a half hour movie. And every time we got a sub, we were like, we're supposed to watch Troy today.

It's in the desk. Is that the Brad Pitt movie? Yeah, it's bad. And they're like, you're supposed to watch Troy today. It's in the desk You're supposed to watch Troy it's like a 46 minute class. That's a two and a half hour movie We're like yeah, we're just starting it and we watched the first half hour of Troy like I mean I have seen the end of it, but no we would just like it's not a good movie either But we watched a bunch of Troy. Did you all yell you got Troy? Like yeah, I know he left you a lesson plan, but like he said we're supposed to watch Troy. We had a movie. It's a try Okay, so this is from Gus Hi

You and 99 strangers are kidnapped by aliens. Their plan with you is as follows. They're going to bury you up to your necks and sand. In a hurry. Sorry, is it Rick or Burry? Yeah. Is it written in Canadian? All right, I know what that's about.

So we had an interjection. They're going to bury you, pleubs, up to your necks and sand in a single file line and place a skin-tight white or black hat on everybody's head. They're not necessarily 50 white and 50 black hats. The ratio of the two is random. The person in the back of the line, person number 100, can see all 99 hats in front of them, but not

the hat on their own head. The person in front of them, person 99, can see all the 98 hats in front of them and so on until you get to person 1 who can't see anything. They say jack shit, but I would never use that language. Starting from the back, person 100, the aliens will ask each person what color they think the hat on their own head is. If they are right, they can go free. If they are wrong, they're shot and killed. The aliens give everyone 10 minutes to strategize before they're buried and the questioning begins.

The question is, what strategy can you and the strangers devise to guarantee as many people's safety as possible and how many people will this strategy save. I know it. Why are these single file angry? Single file wanting. This is their pleasure. This is how they reproduce. So they have to be buried in a single file line.

Insaned. Insaned. So you basically can't see the person number 100 can see everyone's hats in front of them and so on. But like person number 50 can't see anything behind Also strategy is pick your own hat. Uh, here's here's some additional notes some additional notes The only words you are allowed to say when it's your turn are white. Welcome to earth That's the only words you're allowed to say is welcome to earth

I just punched my mic I'm sorry The only it's you're allowed to when you get amped The only words you're allowed to say when it's your turn are white or black. Nothing more. You cannot change your inflection or volume to communicate additional info. For the purpose of this riddle,

the only things that can be communicated during the questioning are the word white and the word black in and of themselves. So the last person sacrifices themself. I think so. And then just says the color of how that's in front of themselves. So the last person sacrifices themselves. I think so. And then just says the color of had that's in front of them. I think each person helps out the person in front of them. The guy in the back takes one for the team.

Yeah, because then what you have to say yours. So yeah, so if you say, Oh, because then they know it's the opposite. So if I'm behind you and you have a white hat, I'm going to start off the chain of giving you the correct answer and then I have a 50-50 chance of living. So if you have a white hat, I would say white, and if mine's black, I get shot and killed,

but then you know yours is white. Oh shit, but then you can't say the person in front of you because you have to say yours. Oh no, well that theory is shut. So no, no, no, no, it's fine because, oh wait, so, because you could talk, you have 10 minutes to talk to everybody. Because you can't. Because if you say the person in front of you,

the person behind you might have said a different color, so then you go against that. So that, who just that? So with what water are they being asked? The back of the line first, the person that can see the most people. Come, to the back of the line. You can change the volume of what you see.

No, no, no, only white and black. That's all you can say. You can only communicate white or black. Or you can, can you say change the volume and what you see? No, you cannot communicate in any other way, except the words white and black. That's all you can say. You can only communicate white or black. Can you say change the volume? No, you cannot communicate in any other way except the words white or black. For like a fun rap song thing, can we say it's black and yellow, black and yellow? Yeah, but it has to be a fun rap song. Which is already a song. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that.

I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that.

I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. Yeah, you would have you you you can't just do that you can't just communicate up the line like that unless every other person does that If every other person tells then it's like 50% survival rate if every other person Tells the person in front of but I think also if you just randomly guess. That's a 50% survive, right? Not 100% for the person that you're telling, that the color, that are bad.

That is true, that is true. It's like half of you, you can save half of them, but every the odd, the even person would die. I think you just take a guess and you live or die and you roll the dice and we all move forward. And let's move on from this riddle. Or if you, or if you said you can't change your inflection. Yeah. Oh, OK.

That was going to be mine. Is that my cat? Is that you look at the aliens and you're like, Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah ruin this for everyone because they would come to me and I would start to say white I would say, whoa my wife! My wife? Spam! Um, yeah, so I guess we can save half of the people with that strategy. That strategy saves half. Yeah, I'm not sure.

I'm told. Yeah, they say, you're basically trying to save as many people as possible. The goal here is not to save yourself, it is to save as many people as possible. So with the strategy of that, you're at least saving 50% and possibly more if you are also correctly guessing yours. So if you're communicating the person in front of you, every other person does that, then at least 50% may be more if you're accidentally guessing. What if you take a look and like the majority color

is what you say. So if it's like 60 black and 40 white or 39 white, you say black. And then as it changes, then you skew your word. Does that make sense? Okay. Yeah. So then you're giving better odds to everyone. So versus being 50, 50, it becomes, you know, 60, 40. I don't understand what's being communicated. Does that make sense? Okay. Yeah. So then you're giving better odds to everyone.

So versus being 50-50, it becomes, you know, 64. I don't understand what speed and communication. So it's like, if I'm in the very back, I'm a person 100 and there's 99 people in front of me. I count how many there are of each. And if there's a majority of one color, I say that color. And each person does that just to give better odds. Gotcha.

And so you get to a point where that's no longer true and it might be the other color because you've done, yes, I think. That feels too complicated. But it's better. Is the goal of this to save everyone? No, it's save as many people as possible. So the goal is, oh, then you call bulk changer,

pulp finder. What strategy can you in the stranger's devise to guarantee as many people safety as possible and how many people with a strategy save. So it sounds like the best we can do is like either half with that method or potentially you could save maybe 60%. Well, it says it's not 50-50, right? It's not, it's not.

It's not. But it could be. It could be 50-50. It could be 50-50. That's, I feel like that's the best strategy. Yeah. Given the circumstances. I think that what's happening here is cruel,

but are we, there's no clues or anything. So we want to just go straight to the answer. Yes. This is tough. I think the person in the very back, I think there's two options. And I think the person in the very back assesses the situation with his intel or her,

is it just, it's just her, so he did fuck up. It's a lady in the back. So she assesses the situation with her intel. I'm sorry. I think he assesses the situation. I'm so sorry. They assess the situation. They go. And then by saying black, I think that kicks off one chain of events and by saying so I think they have two You know, I'm saying continuously plans. Oh, okay, and black or white because the person in the back hat is fucked Yeah, they're 50 50 they don't know and yeah all day so I think they set up they their choice of words sets off one of the plans based on what they can see in front of them

Okay, I'm ready. Yeah, okay. I'm gonna read it to you. I don't I did not read this one ahead of time. The most common strategy people come up with this personal 100 to say the color of the hat in front of them. They're by saving person 99 but risking their own life. It then resets at person 98 and so on so they can guarantee the safety of 50 people but there is a better strategy but they didn't list it. No, I'm kidding, they did. I was gonna be so mad.

Just like that's the most common. I can't find a better one. Can't find a better one. Okay. Before you are buried or buried, you assign the word black to mean odd and the word white to mean even. This code will only apply to what person 100 says.

After you're buried, and when it's time for personal 100 to kick off the questioning, they will count all the white hats in front of them. If it's an odd number, they say black. If it's an even number, they say white. They may or may not survive because no one can see their hat. But now everyone ahead of them knows whether they saw an odd or even number of white hats.

So let's say person 100 sees 45 white hats and says black, which is odd. Then it's person 99's turn. If they also count 45 white hats and odd number, they know that their hat must be black. But if they only count 44 and even number, they know their hat has to be white. This is some beautiful mind shit. Hey, really is. Every time someone after a person 100 declares that their hat as white, everyone in front of them knows whether to check

for an odd or even number ahead of them. This strategy when executed properly, no pun intended, that's dark. We'll guarantee the safety of the pun. Oh, executed. I thought it was properly and I was like, I don't understand, I get it now. Yeah, that's, that's, it's character in the back.

So that's very interesting. Properly. That's proper. Who decided to hear at the back of the line? Adam Sandler says, come to the back with a line. I mean, that joke earlier and you stared daggers at me. Yeah, I loved it. What is my face betray?

What is my face say to you right now? Yeah, that's very clever. And I hope that your high school physics teacher is rotting in hell. Oh, I don't hope that. Oh, no, no, yes, we all agree that I hope that. And no one else does do it. The physics is not my favorite.

No one shares my hopes. Okay, I want to see a scene where you three are all buried up to your neck. Sorry you three are all buried up to your neck. Sorry, you're all buried up to your nooks in Surnd and there's aliens. You joke but the proper pronunciation is Surnd. You freaking plead. Like Surnd and the Urgillers. The Urgillers.

The Urgillers. The Urgillers. If Trace didn't have that. Wow, someone with the Harvard or watches Upward on the other Ivy League. I'm on the other Ivy League. I want to see a Surn, where you three are braid up to your Nourishing Surned. And the aliens are putting on the funny hats on your head and you have to do something for them.

We don't know what. Okay. Well this date and turnout is I planned. Oh yeah, I mean that's the understatement of the fricking century. Sorry. Sorry. Dale. Dale, you look... I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm not like that. I can't see myself. What do you mean I look? Dale, you look... Okay. Um... No, you look great.

No, no, no? No, you look great. No, no, no Dale you look Tish don't lie to me. Do I look great or doing? You always do this Tish you look great. You look great. It's pissing me off. How good you looking at God? Clio over there. Clio gun God, oh my god. He's got gum Do you think he'll share my mouth's a bit gamey? We would love to try it in over here. Okay, we're buried in sand.

Hey, can I ask you guys a question? Be honest. You're pissing in the sand, right? I've been pissing the entire time I've been in the sand. Do you want me to lie or do you want me to be honest? Okay, I'm just trying to share a thing about myself. Are you pissing? Yes, I've been pissing in the sand.

I've been pissing in and I can feel all of your piss on my feet. Yeah, actually, I can't even tell I've been pissing in the sand, I've been pissing in the sand, and I can feel all of your piss on my feet. Yeah, actually, I can't even tell if I'm pissing in the sand, because maybe it's just your piss in the sand. A quiet other ear, whatever pisses in the sand, we'll get gum! What are we doing? We all work up! We all work up! He brought over a trident. I don't think these, I don't-

Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't think these aliens surprise us. I don't think they're necessarily smart. Jesus Christ. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,, the dead. Well, again, you look great, totally normal. Tish, I don't know why you don't wear more hats. Like in general, why don't you wear more hats? I didn't grow a mullet to hide it under a hat. Mullets don't hide under hats.

They peek through. Well, the back peeks through, but I want people to know specifically that I'm business in the front. I understand. You could wear a visor. It's a least interesting part of the world. With the most critical part of it being a mole. I said quiet, you get a bullet and a mullet.

Hi, just give me a piece of spearmen, orbits. Yes, from my gum. That's a gun. Oh boy. Okay, on the count of three, let's all start peeing. Yes, see. See, see. Okay, and speaking of fist, let's take a quick pee break.

We'll be right back with more putties and riddies. Bulbs. And bulbs. Fuck you before, hate, break, or break, or break, or break. Hey, GPC. I keep it or hate it or break it or break it or Hey gpc Uh uh yeah You're not in trouble. I just need help. I'm um Prinking at all and I'm setting up a website to

Okay, um, I just need some advice this podcast is sponsored by square space I'm not I'm not mad at you. We're pranking at all. Squarespace is the only website platform for entrepreneurs to stay in doubt and to see it online. Whether you're just starting out or managing a growing brand, Squarespace makes it easy to create a beautiful website. It engaged with your audience.

And so let anything for products to cut into time, all in one place, all on your terms. Hey, Edel, come here. Come here. Hey, what's going on? I actually, I want to prank JPC and I want to set up a whole website to prank him. Do you have anything that like, is there like an online store that could set up on my website to sell products?

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Wait, what's going on with Addle? Oh, nothing, nothing. I'm just sending up a very normal Squarespace website, not a prank thing. No, he's gonna tune you. And I'm gonna use analytics, use insights to grow my business and learn where my site visits and sales are coming from.

That's pretty cool. I'm gonna improve my website and build marketing strategy based on top keywords, our popular products and content on my prank website, the prank activity. Whoa, that's awesome, Aaron. I'm glad you're using Squarespace. Did you say what the website was for? I can't remember what the website was for.

Yeah, what's the website for? Prank. Squarespace. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, hey JPC. What's up, battle? I can't believe we pranked Aaron with our little boy routine. Dude, we got her. Anyway, if you want to prank Aaron with your little boy routine, head to squarespace.com for a free trial. And when you're ready to launch, go to squarespace.com slash riddle to save 10% off your first purchase of a website

or domain. Oh, she's back. She's back. Hey, Aaron. Can we go to grandma's house? Wait, I've been pranked. But how? I don't know. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Hey, Adel and JPC. Thank you for meeting me in the middle of the woods here. I am sort of at an impasse. I can't decide whether or not to go this way or this way.

I'm having a hard time choosing a path. You know, there never truly is a middle of the woods. Isn't it funny to think about something like that? There never truly is a middle of the woods. No, this is the middle. Okay, this is it. Addle, can you help? Yeah, actually, so as per Robert Frost,

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by two of his friends for doing speeches about rocket money, the website. Click, click, click, click, click, click, click rocket money. And we're back with old mail puzzles. Mail in a IEL for its mail bag episode. Oh, and what's up next in the mail bag? Here's a little riddle and the subject line is riddle, exclamation point. From Ty. Can you convey that without happiness?

I'm sorry. Can you convey the exc having to say that? I'm sorry. Can you convey the exclamation point without having to say it? I just apologize. You're so Canadian today. This is from Ty. I don't know how to pronounce your last name. I got a little bit around the world, old school.

Yeah, it's Ty, A, Y, E, L, L, O. All right, BB, O, M. That's pronounced Borel. Z, U, N, I,O-M. That's pronounced burrell. Z-U-N-I-G-A. Ty, Ty's riddle is this. If a guy has a B in his hand, what's in his eye? Is this guy Fury? It's guy Fury.

And his eye is... Donkey saw us. And I've read the riddle because it's all in the same line. He's got a bee in his hand. What's in his eye? What's in his eye? I got it. Tears. Because he's getting stung.

Should I say it or should I? I remind you of a new tea is good and stung by a bee. I was at a wedding over the summer. I didn't know the bride or groom. Was it seal and honey clim? Yep. Were you there with Owen Wilson at Vince's father? Yeah, I was crashing over the summer. I didn't know the brighter groom. Was it Seal and Honeycliffe? Were you there with Owen Wilson at Vidsfall? Yeah, I was crashing that wedding. But I didn't know anyone really,

because it was my boyfriend's old roommate. Wedding? Wedding is his wedding. I was going to do it. I was going to do it break it up. But I just wasn't trying to call any attention to myself. And I trapped a bee between, like, I like, class my hands together to like, look proper during the ceremony.

In the middle of their ceremony, I trapped a bee in my hand and it stung me so hard and I made a noise. I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, like very loudly. And I called attention to myself. So I guess I did get attention that day. To be fair, you were stung by a bee.

I heard bee leave a whole bad. I didn't leave a whole bad. To be fair, you were stung by a V. That hurt so bad. But at that time, what was in your eye? Cheers. Honestly, boyfriend was getting married. Is my boyfriend getting married? Honestly though, this would have been a dope line to say when you got stung by that V at this wedding. This would have to the previous two riddles being

as Ivy League as they were in hard, this is a soft ball. This is a soft ball. It's beauty. That's correct. Oh, beauty is in the eye of the bee holder. And I just imagine Aaron getting stung and bit. Well, I guess beauty is in the eye of the bee holder. And everywhere at the wedding,

we'd be like, marry your boyfriend. And then'd be fly through her mouth and she throws up. I did have a bee caught under my bangs Not that lot like a couple weeks ago Be bang and it's all bangs. Oh baby wish you move I was I was like there's a bee under my and they didn't know what to do about it and the match I just went like Just slapped it out of my bag. No, I just hung out under there. It's kind of cold outside Can we make an album cover for Ricky Martin's bebangs bebangs bebangs Yeah, with brick on it. Yeah And then put it on a bug and sell it in a store

Sure, why not? Okay, this next riddle is from Kari Carson. Okay. You're not carrying it. Are you saying Johnny Carson? She's got like accents. Oh, okay. Or they have accents over the A's.

So I think it's Kari Carson. Two plus two, Kari the one. Kari the one. Her name is Saund. Saund and the grains of our grace. That's my son. Great. Kevin is a lazy skimp. As he himself knows all too well, he can't get a job because he's always half an hour

late to his job interviews. In an effort to change his tardy ways, he goes to his mother Susie for advice. Thank you by the way, Karie, for putting the proper terms. Knowing that she is a very resourceful person. This is the advice his mother gives to him. Kevin, my slow-witted man, child, here's what you do. Every time you have to be somewhere at a certain time, act as you would act if you had to be there a half, half an hour earlier than that time. The next day, Kevin is a job interview at 2 p.m. He follows his mother's advice and yet he doesn't arrive for his interview.

What happened? It's daylight savings. It's daylight savings. Is it alright? Everybody had one on the answer. So the advice is literally, every time you have to be somewhere at a certain time, act as you would act if you had to be there half an hour earlier. He went to an acting class.

He's just acting like he had to be there half an hour. Act as you would act. The job interview, it has to do with the job he went to go interview for. You think so? There's some clues on this one. Oh, I know it. Oh, add on does it? Then afflach shows up in Matt Damon's stead and pretends to be him.

Afflach. And says, I'm Kevin. Yeah. Yep. There are some clues. I can give you some clues. Well, I also all throughout there too. So he's gonna act as if he would need to be there a half hour earlier,

which mean that he would show up exactly on time. Act as you would act if you had to be there a half hour. Oh, I'm Kevin you had to be there half hour. No, I'm Kevin, I gotta be there. One thirty. I'm always a half hour late, so I think I'll be there too. Kevin, you're really acting up.

There. He's always a half hour late to his job interviews. That's true. So he's always a half hour late. And this job is at two and he doesn't show up. So he acted like he should be there at 130, was it half hour late? No, yeah.

I don't know. What is it? Different time zone? It could be a different time zone. It could be daily, saving time. It could be like, you know, fall back or something like that. No, he kept taking the advice and he was there like 10 hours early. I think yeah.

I'm with Brook, it could be wolves. It could be wolves. I think if every time he has to be there and he acts like it's 30 minutes earlier, that's like a self cycle and he keeps acting like it's 30 minutes over, over and over again, and then he's just there like 10 hours early. Can we see a quick scene? I want Aaron to be little red riding hood. I want Brooke to be the Big Bed Wolf in disguise, of course. So Aaron, you're making way through the forest trying to get to a job interview and the big bad wolf in this guys hold you up. Lala lala lala lala lala lala.

Coral quick I want Brook to play the little red riding hood. Aaron I want you to do the move. No, no, no, this is a real shame because I was about to bust out bull cost me. Oh yeah. Are we switching? Are we switching? Are we switching? Yes, please.

You really want us to do that? Absolutely. I take your acting challenge. Is my acting challenge? I take your acting challenge. I take your acting challenge. Are we switching? Are we switching? Yes, please. You really want us to do that? Yeah, absolutely. I take your acting challenge. Is my acting challenge? She's your acting challenge. She's your acting challenge. I have acting challenge.

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We cut to the wolf thing you got with her wolf friends and all the wolf friends have eaten children that day, but you have yet to eat a child because you keep blowing it. Great. So what's up everybody? I mean, I mean, honestly, like it, it sounds like you're shooting yourself in the foot as soon as it begins. Yeah, to say I'm a wolf You get a heart that shit. Yeah, I mean a whole like say I'm a person. Actually don't say that that sounds wolfy as shit I don't say anything at all. I just go up to him and just started Cookie monster We all invited cookie monster here because cookie monsters areoss is a player. We love we love Piscotti. We love

Kid kid Cookie-boss needs more kids than he did you Okay, that's why cookie-bossers here. That's my guilty pleasure All right, well, I know that we just talk about eating kids But also like how do you talk to someone you're interested in? Like you like what's your strategy there? I'm asking about them people love to talk about themselves. I'd rather hear from cookie Gosh my brother dokie My name is dokie master

I And I guess I am the only wolf here. I got a bit of a wolf. Are you? Because wolves are kids and you ain't shit dokey monster Dokey I'm sorry I'm from Canada We pronounce it dokey must is that why you're buried up here? No, none of this would have happened if you just let me be a little bit right Sliding doors I want to see a scene with Aaron is little little red hiding hood and Brooke is the big red wolf in the skies of course and here we go

And this of course will be the only take we do because this is the reality and timeline that we currently exist in I'm little red riding La la la. I'm little red riding. Cool. I want to stuff real quick. I want to I want to give JPC a little red running head. Brooker gonna stay the world. Okay, ready? I'm ducky monster. Oh, why'd you come on in here? Ducky monster. What's you doing? I'm just all my way to a job interview and a poop factory. Oh, that's super interesting. Again, Adam, this is your fault.

Do I do it, do I do it, do I do it, do I do it, do I do it. Okay, I want to see Aaron is a little red-arrowing hood and Brooke is the big red wolf in this guy's, of course. And this will be the only time we do this, of course, because this is their current dimension in timeline. La la la la la la la la la la la. I'm a wolf. And scene. Okay, so we... La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la Kevin Kevin does indeed follow the advice perfectly, but perhaps a little too literally this is Kevin James. Yes Paul Blot Markle

You really Blot It was fat shit, ball fuckers. Alright, let's see. Clue to you. If you're not listening to Tildaeth do his blart, check out that by the guys. Is there a real podcast called that? Yes. Wow.

Kevin doesn't arrive too late or early for his interview. In fact, he never arrives at all. Clue three, technically, the only time you could decide to arrive at by following this advice would be the very beginning of time. So it was what Aaron said. I think it was what Aaron said. It's just that he keeps going back and back and back and back.

The answer, is that what we all think? Well, I think he showed up a half hour for AM instead of PM or something like that. Like there's some doof move. Given all these clues, we just got that. Yeah, the beginning of time is kind of the- You're going in, not to be- Kevin's mother told him that whenever he was to arrive,

he should act as he would act if he had to arrive half an hour earlier. So since he has to arrive at 2 PM, he will act as if he would act if he had to arrive half an hour earlier. So since he has to arrive at 2 p.m., he will act as if he would act if he had to arrive at 1.30 p.m. And how would he act if he had to arrive at 1.30 p.m. Well, he would, in that area, follow his mother's advice and act as if he would have to arrive at 1. And blah, blah, blah.

He's going back. Kevin has stuck in an infinite loop. His mother's advice make us some constantly act as he would act half an hour earlier. Kevin has no way to decide on a rival time going endlessly backwards unless you maybe count the beginning of time as a stopping point so his mother wasn't so resourceful after all. Chance up with that. Oh, he's not going to end. Did you say that or did she said that? And she oh and she also says hope you like the riddle and have fun from a big fan from Iceland. So that's why those accents were in her name,

probably, Cardi Snatt-Cardison. And she also says good luck pronouncing that. So I find that. Oh nice. I do like to, if you will all indulge me, I do like whenever there's a fan of Magic Tavern, I do like to give a little taste of chunt. So let me just slip into that.

Mm-hmm. This is chunt here. We don't want to hear dookie monster. Duckie. Duckie rhymes with cookie. Duckie rhymes with cookie monster. Dukie monster cookie monster. Cookie monster. Cookie monster. Cookie monster. Thank you. This is a very burry situation of cookie or cookie. Cookie. Cookie, cookie. This one is titled a riddle from Ecuador. Is this person sending it from Ecuador or is it riddle for Ecuador?

That's going to affect how I approach this. Her name is Maria Jose Perón Reed. What a fucking international show this episode has become. Wow. It's almost as if JPC picked these. They're awesome. Because of international flight, it's like my whole brand. It's almost as if I have international appeal.

Hi, everyone, I'm Erin Kees. What are you up, Banana? Oh my god. I want to take off my skin. Like a banana banana. That's what a banana would do, Erin. And I'm Gaffeere. Welcome to International Flavor.

Aaron just took her head, puts off his steam came out of her ears. And now she's laying down in a bowl with three scoops of ice cream. I can't do this. I cherish you, believe. OK, so there are two riddles here. The first riddle is one that we have already done.

So we did an Ecuador Rinal, huh? It was the one about the man who goes up his building and presses the lower button on the floor, because he has to. Raining. Yeah. So retroactively we're international. Yes, we're retroactively international.

And the second riddle is, there's two riddles here. Also red? Yeah, it's the one about the guy who has the hiccups in the barge of justice. Equador fucked us. Also this riddle was sent months ago. So we probably, but when they actually sent it, we hadn't on these riddles.

Thank you, Maria. We apologize that we are too good at our jobs. One is an Ecuador, not an Ecuador. One is an Ecuador not an Ecuador. Oh boy. One is an Ecuador. Well, I'll see you all. You just have to know. No, I wouldn't. You just belittled in a dire country.

When an Ecuador closes. You got opened to an Ecuador. Yep. Got opened by cutting a horse. Cut, cut open to horse. Okay, so moving right along. This is from Ella Riley, Riley. And so the subject lines on these are always so funny. The subject line is, hi, how are you all today?

Oh, we are good. Ella? Pretty good. We're all great. I've got a few of my own original riddles for you guys. It make my dad, if you could try one on the show. Originals. You would make her a dad? So it either, it's either it make my day, or she left out like happy. It make my dad happy if you could try one on the show. You don't need to do the proof. Does it give her a dad's name? Yeah, it's Kevin.

Cool, so you guys ready for some of Ella's original riddles? Yes, do this Ella. My head's in the heavens, yet I'm grounded as can be. What am I? I'm out there. I'm grounded as can be. What am I? I'm out in. I'm out in. What's that?

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Ella was going for something a little more specific. Okay. More like a city location, that's a good way. Oh, yeah. Cloud city. Adel was right, it's Cloud city. For a while growing it, I thought that you could. No, it's skyscrapers. If you like live or worked in a really tall building, you could like take your cup of coffee or hot chocolate

and put it out the window and scoop up some cloud. And it was just like a taste of like a. Do you know know why do you know what gave you that thought was that somebody told me we gotta see this so that can't be true because you didn't know me as a child how how old were you Aaron oh probably till I was like nine so this is nine year old Aaron and I want you to be at school with with Brooke and JPC and they're feeding you a load of hooy. Hey, I did your homework last night. Hi. Don't do that anymore. We want to do it. It's not a challenge if you do it. Thanks for nothing Aaron. Stop doing that. I love doing it. So what do you what do we have today? Are there like any play dates or for for all? I was going on. I think there's some things that you might be misinformed about that

We could tell you tell me yeah We want to kind of clear some because you keep doing our homework, which is not something that we want yeah so You know how trees have roots sure and they are they go under the ground Humans have roots too what but you have to find them because they've been taken from you. Your parents usually hide your roots somewhere in your yard. My mom and my dad hid my roots. Yeah, so you'll have to go home and dig up and try to find your roots.

But how am I alive without my roots? Don't ask dumb questions. Don't ask dumb questions. Follow up. Oh, you know what? You know what? Your roots are probably in a cemetery So what you have to do is go to a cemetery and dig around until you find your roots. Hey, have you found yours? Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah Why aren't you why can you move around keeping them safe? We're keeping them safe. We cut to a therapist's office So that's when it all started? Yes, I like dug up a lot, I dug up a lot of bodies. I dug up a lot of bodies. You said that three times. So you know what happens when you say I've dug up a lot of bodies three times in this particular office. I get a session for free. That's right. A free session appears. So do you want to cash that in now or do you want it to keep on? I'll keep on.

Really? Yeah. I saw two people in your lobby with the familiar. They kind of looked like TPC and broke. Just two people went to school. It can't possibly be them though. I cannot tell you if Mrs. Bright and Mr. Cohen are patients of mine. That could be any two TPC.

Creek! Sorry, there's a body of water that runs through my office. Do you want us to carry this creek? What do you want? This babbling brook should be clear. Brook, I need you brook. I need you brook. Look, I need you to wait your turn.

You'll wait in five weeks. JPC. I don't want to wait. That's going to be my image of breakfast forever Aaron After every session you yell scene I may be a protector, but I'm designed to strike fear. What am I? I may be a protector. I may be a protector, but I'm a scarecrow. Aaron got it. Probably she's from freaking Boston. I gotta see another scene. So sorry Aaron, you're gonna be a 1930s Hollywood scarecrow talking just like you did and the rest of us will play casting directors.

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Okay, read these lines. We're gonna give him to you right now. Here you go. And you were there, and you were there too! Okay, you're disgusting to look at. Yeah, absolutely gross. Can you read for the dog? Read the lines right there for the dog? Wolf, wolf, wolf!

Wolf, wolf. Well, the lines were wolf, wolf, so you fucked it. Oh, well, how about I'll read for the witch then. No, right. Witch, witch. The, uh, the, the wicked witch of the worst, of course. Okay. And his lines. And your little dog, too. Should be kind of aimed so hard.

Yeah. I hate what you did. Why don't you try reading a dead? Why don't you try reading the lines like you're dead? You're like a drunkard a year, no? You aim too high. All right, what part would you like me to read for? For the shoes, for the shoes that curl up.

The curled up shoes. Just dead witch. Here you go, here's the last. Gage. Spine. Spine. Spine. Too much. Too much. Too big.

Pump the brakes. You got it. Tweet it. Like give another part to read for. It's real good. I want you to read for the tornado. Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum shit I've ever seen. I hate it, you're fired! You don't even hire me, one more part. Wait, you're hired. Okay, I'm hired as what? You're hired? No, no, no, we've written in one character who only has one scene. It's the wicked Mitch of the East. Haha. Now this is someone... As a part, you're born to play.

You're gonna play a shithead brother-in-law? Don't know nothing. Yeah, the wicked Mitch of the East gets killed by the bug keys. They eat his flesh. Alright, how about this? I'm Mitch. I'm so tall. I am so kind and lovely. Wow, wow, we were.

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It's aluminum bird Oh, it's skinnered I'm strong as metal yet free as a bird I'm not a potato I'm lack a bird, I ran into a window What is made out of metal but is free as a bird. Nelly Frittado. I'm on a blindway. I'm lack of bird. I ran into a window. What is made out of metal but is also like a bird. I'm not fucking doing the last thing.

Your class is too clean. What is my airplane? Airplane. Airplane, what I want to say. Broke, you got it over them screaming Nelly Frittado. We had a great bit. I think I literally said metal bird. Metal bird.

Airplane. We had a great bit, which is the song lyrics for the popular song. I'm like a bird, turned that to be, I'm like a bird I ran into a window. We'll let history decide if that was a quick bit. Yeah, we were here for all of that. But thank you very much for letting it to me. Ancient knowledge, few can know, in the night is where I roam. Of course, and could you? Vernon, I snatch in my holy flight, none will beat me with my sight.

A hawk. An eagle. Aowl. An owl. Wow. Brooke really knows her birds and you said hawk and eagle. To be fair, I said hawk and stamp down my foot when I was incorrect right onto Brooke's foot.

Yep. And that's what she said owl. Owl. Black. White. And she said sorry if they she said, Owl. Owl, black. White. And she said, sorry if they're too easy, nothing's ever easy enough for us. We're very stupid.

And that she loves the podcast. And she's looking for stupid. I call that stupid. She loves the podcast and she's looking for it in more episodes. We should ask again. That is Ella. And as always, did she mention who her favorite was?

She said Owl. Owl. Owl, Owl. Owl. Owl. And as always did she mention who her favorite was she said owl Owl Cool there there is one more thing that I want to do for The show this week and that is it's not a riddle, but this is something that I so we I will say we get a lot of emails I've recently gone through and like scanned through a lot of them. And sometimes people have sent us like, things like, what sent us non-riddle like emails that have been lost in the shuffle.

Oh, words. Words. People have sent us words that have been lost in the shuffle. This was one of them, but this is something that we mentioned on an episode a while ago, and I wanted to clear it up.

This is an email from a person who is this the first HR segment we're actually having? Yes, this is for HR podcast. Oh, class here. No, this is a correction slash a bit of additional context that I thought that everyone would enjoy, except Brooke will hate this. No, I love a good, well actually email.

This is a very nice, well actually email. It's not like, either way, the title of this email is, Master Sheep are real in parentheses, not clickbait. So the you putting not clickbait on it didn't actually work because we didn't click on it. But thank you. And this person's name is like, I'm gonna, Vitis missed, Agondatir.

This is a person from Ice. Did you just conjure a golem? is like I'm gonna, Vitis missed Agandat here. This is a person from Iceland. Did you just conjure a golem? I just, that email and the, and Brooks response made me think of the riddle. Do you wanna hear it? What's a man's planer's favorite Christmas movie? Love actually.

Oh, nice. This isn't a riddle, but I just want you to know that master sheep are in fact real. I'm from Iceland and within our breed of sheep, we have a specific subset of... I'm interested in from Scotland. Iceland. Iceland.

We're from a specific subset of sheep called Forstufje, or leadership sheep, or master sheep. They tend to be weathers, and they have a few very specific traits. They lead other sheep, they're tall and lean, they're very intelligent and excellent sense of weather and navigation. Aaron, like you.

They've historically been incredibly important part of Icelandic sheep hurting because there are many examples of forced duty, saving their flocks from bad weather by navigating their way back to safety. First-thiefie, I'm pretty not saying that wrong, refusing to leave the sheep shed when a storm was coming, even situations when they saved the lives of humans as well as their flock. Because of their leanness, they've never been considered good to eat, but they've been considered very valuable and important to have, at least one of them so you can have someone to lead your flock and save it from danger. There's less of a use for them now with technological advances, damn you Obama. But they've been to an important part of Icelandic farming for centuries, and they aren't

any other countries known to have sheep who know similar traits. Sorry this is long, and it's not a riddle. I just thought that was an interesting fact. I love that. We mentioned Master sheep casually, and someone was like, those are real. Master sheep are real. I want our listeners this week to either make the cover or the first page of a graphic novel

about a Master Sheep being a leader, same as the day. Should be here, Halo based. Master Sheep. Well, my favorite part about Master Sheep is Gordon Ramsay. Whoa, broo, broo, broo. Oh, broo.

Thank you for having me here. Addle, open your wallet and get Oh Oh My wallet Your wallet in his pocket I have that likes where my hands Brooke, thank you so much for joining us on the episode today Do you have anything that you would like to plug? on the on the episode today, do you have anything that you would like to plug? Uh, it just comes to you, World News tonight at I.O. Theater on Saturday nights, um, at 8 o'clock in 1030. And then other than that, um, by the new Jackbox Party Pack 5, I also am a writer for Jackbox

games. So please buy that Party Pack as I wrote a lot of that content and it's real fun. What's your, uh, what's your favorite of those jackpot games? Jackpot games. Oh, all of them. I genuinely can't. Because they all bring a little something different to the table that's really fun.

I just played Drawful for the first time. I didn't do that one. Oh, well, do not play Drawful. No, that's really fun. I know, yeah. That's an Arnany camp original. Is it really? Never mind, I'm glad I hate that I brought it. I think it's also the most popular one.

It was very fun, yeah. What's the, what's the, what's the other, the, quiplash? quiplash, I feel like is maybe the most popular. I play that one the most. Yeah, I play that one the most too. Quiplash is very fun. Is anyone here?

Well, it's the most, I don't know if it's the most popular, but it's the most fun. If you're playing with people who are fun, because I've played with people where it's like, the prompt is, what's something that you would have for dinner and feel bad afterwards? And someone's like, too many sweets. What are we doing?

Like people try and genuinely answer it. Like it's some sort of like. I played Quip last a couple of weekends ago with my girlfriend and my friend and his wife. And literally, was it at her wedding? It was at her wedding. Literally every other answer that everyone submitted had something with JPC's cloud ass.

And those always would. And then when I started playing a log and putting it JPC's cloud ass, my never got put in. No, they could tell. They could tell, they could tell. It's just fine. I want tell, it's just fine. I want to, for my plug, I want to put it out there

for your girlfriend, Mariah, open invite to come on the show and burn your cloud ass. There's a tweet about this where she said she's going to burn in cloud ass, open invite. She would absolutely burn my cloud ass. I've also never seen you and her in a room together, and I know you have a wig that looks a lot like her hair so I just want to double check my

I told you we can't be in the same room together until we're Christian married right and every time I see Mariah she's always dabbing on the graves of my haters wait guys here's where I think I see her right now when hello please go to tea public search hey rid Rittle, please check out some of our merch. We have some new merch going on, so please check that out, buy it for the holidays. And you can also follow me at Adlerify, you can follow the podcast on Twitter, at Hey Ritter Rittle on Instagram, on Facebook.

And of course, email us and you might be featured in the next Mailbag. You can email us at h HRRPodcast at gmail.com. And like I said, you could also, if you have fun master sheep facts, email those in as well. We've got people listening from all over the world, and if we say some stupid bullshit that you have more information on, I personally love to hear this stuff. Pying the skydreams. Like, I don't know if this will happen next year. I don't know if this will happen in 10 years. I don't know if this will ever happen. If JPC, Aaron, and myself could get sweaters knitted from the wool of master sheets, I will do anything to own that

and have that story as I traverse the world. I will also do anything for that except pay for it. It anyway. Oh God. Did I make it done like I for that except pay for it. It anyway. Oh God, did I make it done like I was gonna pay for it? I just gave my last $100 for Brooke. Jing-jing! Also when you said pie in the sky it made me think of 9-year-old Aaron. Scoopy-gup cloud for her pie. Can I have more clouds in my hot cocoa?

Oh Aaron, get it down. What makes me think of 9-year-old Aaron is my hot cocoa. Oh, Aaron, get it, John. What makes me think of nine-year-old Aaron is my Twitter presence. So if you're interested in the rambling of a child, never let a soul segue. Follow me at JPSOFLY if you want to see pictures of my dog's spaghetti. You can follow me on Instagram at Shark Parkman.

I will only for both spaghetti pictures until I die. Aaron, what are you plugging? Follow my Instagram, Aaron, Keith, 10, and I thought it was smooth operator. Oh, that was really good. Smooth operator. That's not my last name. It's my cousin's last name.

I only use my cousin's last name. And I'll post about shows and such there. What there there? There, there. Aaron, oh boy. I don't have any experience. Aaron, several planets have an atmosphere. There. There though. Aaron. Oh boy. I don't have any interest in this. Aaron, several planets have an atmosphere.

Some have clouds or what you would call cool whip. What's the biggest planet with clouds made of cool whip? A dupe day. Dupe day. Dupe day. Dupe day. Not forever. Well.

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