Hey Riddle Riddle - #215: The One With All The Voicemails

Episode Date: August 31, 2022

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Thank you. Well, I guess it goes without saying you're suspended. You're grounded. What? Yeah, I'm in a state. Am I grounded or suspended, dad? It's an after-schools-us-budget where you can't fly. This is Piscase coming in, permission to do the mission. Okay, oh, Pisciss. Pisciss, this

is tower. Yeah, hi tower. This is Pisciss. Can I go up to the air now? I'm gonna suck up asking permission to do the mission. You're gonna do the mission. I'm grounded. No, no, Pisciss, you are not grounded. Is it like a school grounding? No, you're dope. You're dopey. Too cool for school older brother is grounded for doing his fun at a school. I'm not a cool for school. I flunked out bad. That's cool. Pisciss is a go. Pisciss, you are a go to do the mission.

Pisciss is a ghost. And five. What did my sister die? Four. Oh boy, this is what you think. Three. Two. One. And blast off.

Okay. I'm looking at the sink, the dishes are still in the sink. Dang it. I'm out of our fight. I'm JPC. For all intents and purposes, I'm out of our fight as well. What? Well, do two out of a fire as a JPC? That's what the show will be today.

It can be two days. Huh? I don't think, I think that that's a good energy for today. So that's why not. We don't need a naren, you need two addles. Ha ha ha ha ha. Two addles equal anaren. Is that true?

No. Oh, famously. Two addles? Yeah, in terms of energy. Naren's energy equals one error in energy, depending on her name. So you can see minus add-all equals Aaron. That makes sense.

Interesting, solve for JPC. We're all subtracting each other's energies. Now, I don't have a question for you. Did you just see Top Gun? Is that what's going on? Three weeks ago. Okay, sure. And I thought that was pretty good.

Yeah, that was fun. I think as I was in the theater, I was like mental note. Do you would intro with call signs? And I just forgot the past three weeks. And then suddenly I was like, Oh, we need an intro call signs. We should have call signs in helmets made. Let's work helmets for live shows.

Did you ever have like a, yeah, we should, we should absolutely wear helmets from live shows because too many of you freaks are trying to touch my hair and I look at you two freaks. Did you ever have a nickname that was kind of like call signing? I guess did you ever really have like a nickname in general? I had the only nicknames I can remember in college, a friend of mine called me Grizz. GRIZ is great. Because she always said, because I had a facial hair and I wore plaid

and so she always, she would call me Grizzly Adel or Grizzly Adel, like a play on Grizzly Adams and then she just started calling me Grizz. So I was Grizz for a while and then I think whenever 30 rock came on the air, she stopped calling me that because she didn't wanna see him

like it was associated with the TV show. Well, you can call the three of us, Gris, Kiki, and the Goose. Jay-Pink sees the Goose. When I was in high school, I had a friend who had a lake house in Tennessee and we, like a group of our, like high school friends went down to his lake house

and everybody got like nicknames at the lighthouse that were like two word nicknames. And I remember, I don't remember what mine was, but I remember the names were Brumstick, Launchpad. God. The sea bass. Were they just looking around the house? Okay.

No, we gave one of our friends the name sea bass and he really hated that. And everyone else got their like nickname that had nothing to do with them as a person or whatever and we all were like yeah it's fun. We're like you'll be see bass and he was like I don't want to be see bass we're like oh well it's less fun now it's just less fun if you just like it's just we all have this stupid fucking name.

What was yours again? I don't remember I know I know I wasn't see bass I don't I was not I was not broomstick look that was a different trip the Alan I took together To a friend's house in Tennessee Hound you bring a hound to a hair catch a contest. He go catch a hair Roof, I fucked a frog I fucked a frog Just like the M83 song. I hope that by the end of this episode just like the M83 song. I hope that by the end of this episode.

I'm James. I'm from the Frog Eye of JPC. I'll go to the end of this episode. I remember what my nickname was. You know, it took me, I'm the only remember other people's right now. Speaking of Seabass, it took me like 20 years after first seeing Dumb and Dumber,

which might be like yesterday, to realize when they, they're in the diner and there's that moment where like somebody dumps salt on that guy's head, like a trucker's head. And someone's like kick his his ass, sea bass. Do you remember that part? Yes.

It took me 20 years to realize sea bass is short for Sebastian. So that man's name was Sebastian and friends called him sea bass. Are you sure that sea bass is short for Sebastian? Like that's like a common, that's a common thing. I've never met a Sebastian. I don't know.

I bet the only Sebastian I know is, you know. There you see the voice. I don't know the same. I don't know. I bet the only Sebastian I know is, you know, they are you see you will do the voice. Yeah, under the scene. Aaron, did you ever have any cool nicknames besides Kiki? No, nothing that wasn't like people called me Erie Berry or Berry or Kiefer. Well, that's your last name. Yeah, so just like variety of things, little nicknames for my name. Nothing cool. Chief thief. Yeah, sometimes.

Nothing, nothing too cool. Nothing like rooster. That's almost too cool. Too cool. That's almost too cool. Somebody else's name was Dipsick. That sucks. I was having that. They were the ones that were fun dip. I'm not D's name was dipstick. That sucks. I was so happy.

They were the obsessed with fun dip. I'm not dipstick. They were dipstick. The Seabass guy was the one who was upset. Can you believe that? So everything you're describing, you said seabass, broomstick, dipstick, something else. Those are all things that would be like around a cabin in Tennessee. Well, this was a house.

This was a lake house. It was not a cabin. Oh, sorry, a lake house. But at dipstick, you think, that's a change. This was a lake house. It was not a habit. Oh, sorry, a lake house. But I, dipstick, you think, what's it, that's a house. Well, it's a changer oil to check your oil. No, okay. Because I'm going to change the house's oil. How many miles does this house have to go?

Kind of like it comes in and knocks on the wall and they're like, do you have oil in here? I can't find your stuff. Yeah, we do. It's a nice place. I got oil in the wall Don't turn on any lights ever or your house will go up in Tell me you don't have money without saying you don't have money. Yeah, the house has oil

Aaron speaking of home renovations mm-hmm yesterday Your shit. Yeah, it's fucking broke. fucking broken, broken bust. I know. Yesterday came home from a New York City, also known as NYC. I had a good time. I was exhausted. Start spreading the news. I was sitting on the couch with Jemma. I think we were watching an episode of Sopranos.

Sopranos, I married to the Sopranos. I married to the game. And around, I don't know, 6 p.m. Big old box comes on the porch. Is it Marilyn Nero's my birthday. She's gonna pop out of the box. See me song. Go out look around. There's no there's no teenage well no she's being kept alive for a spirit. Okay cool. Box come can still get you pregnant. Is that how do you do that? How do we do the thing? It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. All I know is it's definitely not box come

can still get you pregnant. It doesn't matter. Oh doesn't matter. All I know is it's definitely not box gum can still get you pregnant. It doesn't matter, I'll get it. But give me a few. It's a pretty bad rumor. Stop spread it. Stop spread it. It's a pretty good rumor. Cut all in the box, fuck that box.

Okay, what was in the box? What's in the box? I looked around to make sure there's no teenagers running away laughing, because that's gonna be signal number one that's something bad is inside that box. And bring the box inside. It's a, what do you call it?

Pressure water, pressure-ized water cooker, freezer, Instapot, what's the power washer? It's a pressure washer, it's a power washer. It's a power washer. And just the other day on an episode, a camera would episode, I mentioned that I wanted one. This little fucker sitting right next to you, Aaron. VC, virtually.

On video. On video. On video. Got me a pressure washer. JPC. And it's not just any pressure washer, it's top of the line. I want to say the brand is Royco, but that could just be the company from succession. Yeah.

Adelira homeowners, you gotta start talking. You have to know about the Ryobi brand of products. Well, I just called the thing you got me an Instapot. So, GPC is so impressed. This is good news. If you sent something to someone's house, it means you learned how to use the internet.

I'm so happy for you. The internet's fully wired at my house now, so I have every intention of using it for evil. Well, I don't have you given it a little spin around your yard? I haven't given it a whirl yet, but I did hug the box last night for about five minutes. That's so sweet. And I was just doing little dances.

I was very excited because you can, I can detail the car, I can like clean out the tires, I can clean out like the sidewalks, I can, Doug, my brother-in-law who uses pressure, what do I, keep on calling call it something it's not. So you can call it a power washer. Pressure washer or you can call it a pressure washer. I think that's where I confuse.

I want to call it power pressure, which is like a high-school term about drugs. But my brother-in-law uses them all the time because he does, he's like a Mr. Fixit. But you can like clean out the press in your sidewalk you can kill plants with it. Like if there's plants you don't want, you just aim and shoot.

Like I'm very excited about this. I do think that one thing that I definitely know with power washers or pressure washers is always test it a little bit first. Like don't just go spray it at your tires because what I don't want is you just be like, I can clean tires with this. And you're just like,

just like shot that hole through your tire. I already tested it. It took my pubes clean off. I'm gonna be like, first clean. The already tested it. It took my pubes clean off. First we aimed it. The man's game. Fresh air was here. Well, that's very exciting. What a big weekend you had.

I know. I'm very I'm giddy. I'm giddy. And you saw it into the woods too. I saw it into the woods, which was phenomenal. It was great. It wasn't great. It was phenomenal. I had and there's people I had heard of, but I'd never seen patina Miller. I'd never, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd never seen her. She was incredible. The Wickedly talented. The Wickedly talented. And Gavin Creely. Creel. Creel. Thank you. I had heard of him and never seen him and they were both his voice. I, I think they're both going to be up for, uh, for Tony. Yeah, he was in the original third-year water million.

He was in the revival of hair. He's voice is bananas. Get him, Chris. He was so, so good. Everyone was so, so good. Maybe my favorite was Joshua Henry. Oh, I mean, he was the bird that I saw in Chicago. I love him.

My name is Gavin Crayole. That's he's Louisiana Shritch. Truly the most bloody name. That's amazing. name is Gavin Crayola that's he's Louisiana shrimp stick. I'm truly the most lucky name. That's amazing. How was you having okay weekend? Yeah, yeah, I absolutely had I would you say okay? Yeah, no, it was great.

It's phenomenal. Oh my god. It was fucking phenomenal. He's like my neighbor ordered a pressure washer. I, he didn't have that for vacation. I stole my neighbor's pressure washer. No, I got that pressure washer, I think from Home Depot or something like that,

but those motherfuckers, they changed, it's very rare that I order something, to go to someone else's house. They changed that delivery date on me seven times. In poor Jim, I was like, Texi Jim, I was like, hey, it's like a big thing. I just wanna make sure you get it and win your home. And I had to keep Texi gonna be like, okay,

well now it says Monday, well now it says Saturday, okay, well it's back to Sunday now. So it's just like, keep updating her on the thing that I was like, you won't want this. He did, I think, as a Saturday or Sunday, she did say to me, and I thought it was a joke. She goes, JPC keeps texting me.

He said, something's arriving to the house, and he said, it's for both of you, I don't mind like it more. And if he doesn't like it, then daddy has a new toy. And I was like, I think he's just messing with it. That's so funny. That's your call sign, daddy. Daddy, do you toy?

I call myself daddy when I'm texting other people's wives just so they don't get confused as to who I am. That's why I'm daddy. I'm daddy at my own phone. I say, it's mine definitely. So I say, I say Siri called daddy's voice mail. Oh, my daddy. Daddy. I didn't say that. So I'd say Siri called Daddy's voice mail. Oh my God. He did it.

I didn't say that. Sometimes I get like, okay, that Casey just played that off of our soundboard. But sometimes when I hear myself say that, I go like, what the fuck were you doing? Aaron saying that. You knew that it was going to be used against you. Aaron, I remember when you did say, umami daddy and you, it was on a Patreon episode and you had the deadest look in your eyes. Like you, like you knew it would be, like you knew it would be forever and you it was on a patreon episode and you had the deadest look in your eyes Like you like you knew it would be like you knew it would be forever and you couldn't care

I'm gonna podcast the years. I can't I can't care anymore. You just can't just the fact right slightly I do want to say JPC. I'm daddy in my own phone is absolutely a new Kings of Leon song phone is absolutely a new Kings of Leon song. I'm down to hearing my own phone. I think, I think it was Apple, maybe it still does. They used to have a function where you could give people like nicknames in your phone for Siri to call. And I was on an improv team with a guy named Brad Pike. Shout out to Devils.com. Famous saying.

Famous saying. And he would take people's phones and change nicknames for people. So I did remember for a while if I wanted to call Brad Bike, I would say, Siri, call my pet wolf. It's done. That's a good bit.

That's a good bit. That's a good bit. Uh, Aaron Abichu, I was your weekend. It was okay. It was really fun. It was actually phenomenal. I went

Girls weekend for my friends birthday. We went to Palm Springs for two nights I feel Palm Springs is a great girls weekend get away Stuck in the 1960s. Is that palm totally? Yeah, and it feels it's really nice because none of us really have any access to a pool here So basically you just sort of go so you can swim in a pool for two days. And we played mermaids and we laughed so hard that I'm still in pain from laughing. We had a conversation about well you play, you have to commit, basically it's your displaying pretend and you have to commit to your character. I see, I see. Okay. I thought it was like a secret, a secret game girl's played. It is, but that's why I'm not going to answer any further questions.

The, you said you're having a conversation about something? We had a conversation about what weapon we would each pick in like a hunger game situation. What would you want your like signature weapon to be? And I went first and I said a trident. Oh, Aaron. And I felt embarrassed and then everyone had better ideas than I did after that. And then I felt embarrassed. Yeah, I mean, just off the top of my head.

And again, I haven't thought about this very long, but I'd say like gun. Yeah. Yeah. Someone was like bombs. And I was like, well, now I look like the idiot. Because you have gun with a giant gun. Yeah cuz I tried and gum and it's flavor is not even lasting long enough but it was so fun. Honestly I might I might choose head to toe body armor. Oh I like that. And then I could get real close kill one person take their weapon and

then I'm set. Get real close. You're like, mummy, head to your body. You're just shuffling so close to someone. I was in charge of getting her cake and bringing it, and I ordered it from like a nice cake place, and then they were like, oh, it's actually not going to be ready on time. And we were leaving by the time it would be ready. And so I was like, that's okay.

I'll just have my money back. And they were like, that makes sense. And then so I had to sweaty run into a grocery store to pick up like a sheet cake. And so I ran to Ralph's. And I was like, my hair was like sticking to my head because I was so sweaty. And I ran up to the cake thing and I grabbed a cake.

And I went, can you write on these? And she was like, yeah. And then I, because I was like, I need something to be funny. It's a bit, my friend who's turning 31 in a comedian, like I want to do something funny, but I hadn't thought about what I wanted to do. And she was like, I was like, oh, can it be a happy birthday?

And she's like, oh, what name do you want to put on it? And I went, what's your name? And she went, um, Jenny? And I was like, great, can you write happy birthday, Jenny? And then I just watched her, her eyes get like really wide and she walked into the back room so slow and just sort of had, I could watch her have a complete existential crisis to the back room

and I was like, eyes just scared the shit out of the woman I have in the color. Can I say you just deployed the perfect way to get somebody fired? You don't like the super market? Because they're never going to believe you. The manager will always believe you and be like, because the person can be like, they said the right my name.

And they're like, you clearly thought about your own name while you're writing somebody else's, you fucked up, you're fired. Yeah. And that's what I was trying to do is get this poor woman fired. Yeah, good nightmare. You spend all day thinking, don't write, Jenny. Don't write, Jenny. Don't write, Jenny.

But it, I, when she came back with the cake, I said, I'm so sorry, it freaked you out. I thought it would be funny to write the wrong name on my friend's birthday cake to make her smile and laugh. And she said, I totally understand. For a second, I was like, is this for me? Like, yeah. Oh my God, that's your pickup line. As you like, you go to the cake person, yeah. Oh my God, that's your pickup line.

As you like, you go to the cake person, you're like, yeah, what's your name? Yeah, maybe, maybe just right, like, I love you, Jenny, on it. Other than she brings it out and be like, how about a date? It's like, get out of this door, please. I love you, Jenny, 319-472.

Yeah. You bought her cake and brought it too. Which is the old adage. With the old adage, it was so fun. Did you all rent a house? It was a small Airbnb. It was technically in Desert Springs, which is like 10 minutes from Palm Springs. It's a lot cheaper.

It had a pool and I just... Yeah, the name is a huge downgrade. So that's the price right there. It was really fun. I agree. I love funny ladies. Couldn't recommend hanging out with them enough. I did remember when funny thing that happened to me this weekend is I ordered a mirror and

the mirror came and I opened up the package which looked a little damaged but it was packaged pretty securely and I opened it up and the mirror inside was of course shattered because You ordered a mirror from the website and I I Went to their customer support and I was like hey like the mirror came and it shattered and they're like no worries like this You know happens. It's a mirror Here's your like return slips in it back to us and then I got the return slip and I thought Well, I'm not gonna surely they don't want a shattered mirror back. I'm like, I'm like, send it back.

I'm like, there must be some communication breakdown between like what the product is and like me sending it back to them, but I'm like, I'm not going to put a shattered mirror. It's still in one piece, but it's just, there's broken glass. I'm like, I'm not gonna ship broken. What are they gonna do? They're gonna get it back and be like, all right,

Steve, you're on mirror fixing duty. Go ahead and put bang this thing back together and we'll get it back on the ship. They're baking that sand. That is, can't you want to put the company on blast? No, I truly think it's a, it was like, I was just dealing with a customer service person who was going through a protocol.

Because now I have to email them back and be like, hey, it was one of those things where they'll, we'll email you all the information and the email information was like, send it back. And now I emailed the back and I was like, all right, but like, I mean, I'm not going like what you want me to do. Love to eat glass. We actually give this glass to orphans. So, um, put me shoes. I don't slack. I remember ordering, I can't remember what

company was, but I remember a company so great that we ordered some big piece of furniture, something was wrong with it like a leg was broken or it's something somewhat minor and we're like, can you send a replacement part and they go, we don't have the part and they're like, we're like, okay, we'll set it back to you and they go, honestly, just donate it somewhere

and we'll send you a new one. And I was like, that's the coolest way I've ever seen that handled before. I'm like, donate the piece of furniture or toss it if you want and we'll send you a brand new one. I did that with a mattress once where they were like, just donate it and I was like, okay, that's fine, but also that is a mattress is huge and it's a hassle.

Now I have to figure out how to get this. Yeah. If no one will come pick it up, then I have to like find a way to like borrow, I don't even have a car at the time. I was like, if the borrows a car? To, it's nice, like it's nice that whatever. And that hopefully someone can use it.

But also it's like, it's a chore. You gave me a chore. Okay, well speaking of chores. We can have two sub-riders do we? Did our year expire of loving riddles? It actually did, yeah. Well, we don't, but I did. Good news, bad news. Good news, the year of loving riddles? It actually did, yeah. We don't, but good news, bad news. Good news, the year of loving riddles is over.

Bad news, these are all voicemail riddles, so we do have to love them. Because these are our fans, and a lot of the fans are really nice at these voicemails. They say, like, some people just call to just say that they love the show. So that's like, you know, that's really fucking boring, and I'll never make it on the air.

But we do, we do want, but we do appreciate it. It is nice that people do that. Thank you listeners. I actually have a really good attitude today, so no one worry about me. Yeah, it's because she's got that desert springs flush to her. Air looks like the type of.

My skin is dry, my hair is dry, everything feels dry and horrible. And what's going on with your legs? They're kind of fused together and they come to sort of a flipper at the end. Ah! Oh, are you in pain? Are you screaming?

Yeah, that's how a mermaid screams. We've established that. Okay, so here, are you guys ready for our first listener submitted voice mill riddle? Yes, please. Here we go. Hey, clue, girl. This is Sean.

I'm a sugar slide. Here's a riddle. How does Moses make his copy? Okay, that was Sean. Sean is a sugar slut, which I think is something that we established in the beginning of season two. They dropped. Maybe those work, or those are call signs, fuck. Yeah, fuck, sugar slut. So, Sean's rental is, how does Moses, how does Moses make his coffee? Well, when he goes into the pantry to grab the coffee, he of course has to part the teas.

Part the teas, I like that, yes, yes. There's green tea and there's English breakfast and kind of has to push him to the side to get to the coffee Well, I do know that Moses is gonna need his coffee because last night he was burning the bush. Oh 24 pack and it's all gone cold What do you got I wanted to say cold. Do Instead of cold brew. I'm glad you did it. I'm glad you didn't say it Well, is it something I've brewed in you

or very similar words? Yeah, of course, led the juice to the ocean. Yeah, Moses led it to the ocean and they said, thanks a lot Moses. This is the ocean. I'm glad he, an animal was so close with cold dew, which is not the answer.

You were very close there. Okay. How does Moses make his choice? Is it something to do with either part or Jews? No, it doesn't have anything with part or Jews in it. Can we have a hint? Just after desert? Uh, uh, Adel had it with, uh, I, so old brood. Cause him and Mathusela are like 900. All right, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's talk about it.

What are Moses pronouns? Uh, see, see him. It's funny. SES. No, I'm not going for it, but I'm trying to help you. Okay. He, him. I'm broke.

He, he, him. So how does. I'm broke. He, he, him. So how does Moses make his coffee? He, he, he brews. He, he brews? He brews. He brews. Yes. How a good day.

He brews. Love it. He brews it. He brews it and we, he also said half a good day. That's a good one. I like this. So sometimes people, uh, and it is, it is a theme that they will submit some voice mails that I will say are jokes.

Well, okay. We've done so many riddles that were just jokes. So it's not their fault. I'm not criticizing it. I love it. I think send us more, send us more pun jokes that are in the form of a riddle because there's a lot of those out there

and Lord knows the podcast needs it. What would you have done at the end of that riddle? He was like, he cold-jews it. Like, I think he just shut down the boys' mouth for just a little while. I think we need a little bit of a reset. I do wanna see a scene. Yes, please.

Aaron, you're going to be Moses, titular Moses. JPC, you're gonna be sort of like a younger kid who heard about what Moses did with leading the Jews to the ocean and partying the seas. And you want him to just kind of part this, he's cause you lost something in the water when you were swimming last. Oh, Mr. Moses, Mr. Moses.

Yeah, kid, I'm busy. I'm combing my beard, isn't it nice? It's so nice and it's so flat! Mr. Moses, Mr. Moses, um... Me and some of the other boys, we were just playing down by the water-siden. Frankie, he gets to tell me, you know, Mr. Moses. He parted all these seas not too long ago. And I said, man, I wish I had been alive.

I was just a little baby to see it. And then I got to think and, Mr. Moses, could you head down to the water side and maybe part the seas? One more time, just so all us kids can see? I knew it. You kids come around and you ask me to part the sea every other day. And you know what I'll never do it again. Oh come on Mr. Moses fiddle sticks. I heard his wife parted with him.

Hey. Uh-uh. Kid I can see you in my burning bush and I can hear you too. Get out of there. Yeah, not- You crazy kids. I hate she got 50% of the seas if you don't want to say it. Hey, she actually didn't listen to the advice that I got from God and she coveted our neighbor's wife and then slept with her. So yeah.

Yeah, I heard that Mr. Moses used goddesses attorney and she got a real good lawyer and he got her a stellar deal. Where are you kids hearing all this stuff? You know what, come here, you know what come here come here Come here, let me tell you all of us. Yeah, all of us Be honest with you kids I don't know how the fuck I parted that see the first time. I did it as a joke and it actually parted I can't recreate that you're barking up the wrong tree

Snake's behind Snakes up behind Moses Snakes up behind Moses, pulls down pants, realises Moses doesn't wear pants, undoes robe. Ha ha! Get out of my house, kid. You can't sleep me alone.

Mr. Moses, that wasn't us. That was your ex-wife. It looks like, maybe, she's initiating a move on you, Mr. Moses? Hmm. She took your robe off, Mr. Moses. It's too late. Maybe burn her bush. And by that, I mean, Mr. Moses? Mmm. She took your robot, Mr. Moses.

It's too late! Maybe burn her bush? And by that, I mean, give her an STD. Nah. Because God was my lawyer the first time and he got me a pretty bad deal. She doesn't want to go through this again. He doesn't know what he's talking about, Mr. Moses.

Why? Who knows? But I mean, I saw, we all, all those kids, we made it to the courtroom, Mr. is we saw God just sweating buckets up there Your honor Provision to approach the bench. I got I've already granted you three continuances. It is 10 15 in the morning And all you have I have created a fourth continuance created a fourth continuance. No, I'm not a digger.

No, she did that. Oh, you're God. It's lawyer, God. He's a defense attorney. It's time you've sure that his pants are long. He's lawyer, God. He's lawyer, God. I'd like to call to the stand, Eve.

I see. Lawyer, God will or a turd. You should have that. True it. Lawyer God will return. True false, I created all mankind. Speaking of Lawyer God, I, Mariah has never seen better call Saul, and there's a, it's almost done. Or maybe it is done by the time this comes out of things. Yeah, the finale is, is, is, is on. I've not watched any of this most recent season,

but I have been kind of popping in, I'll catch one episode out of four with Mariah, and I'll be like, and who's he again? Oh, yeah, he's him. So it's like, it is a really great way for me to like get caught up with the show without having to re-watch the show. I just, I have Mariah like, tell me what happened the last three episodes, and she'll like try her best when it will happen. I would say, I might be an idiot idiot and I definitely am. This season of Better Call Saul, part one and part two in completion, conjoined.

I think it's better than any season of Breaking Bad. I really enjoy Better Call Saul. I think it's a phenomenal show. Yeah. Yeah. What's the actor that places brother? What's his name? Michael McKeehan.

Michael McKeehan. Yes. I think Michael McKeehan is fantastic. He does such a good job. Aaron, you see the show? I saw the first season. I'm not caught up. I thought it was very, very good. Some of the violence on it, I can't, like, I don't know, some of it makes me feel a little uneasy, but it's very, very good. If you watch Breaking Bad, I had to stop watching Breaking Bad because it started to get to me a little bit. I think on the whole, it's less violent than breaking that.

I think I agree. I'd say it's about half the violence, but when there is violence, it's pretty gruesome. Vince Gilligan, you know violence. Okay. You know, you're a little island. You and your little island and your and your skipper. You yeah, we got let's do one more.

You guys do one more of these. Before we have before we hit some break time. Okay, here we go. This is this is your next riddle. Thank you. Look great. This is Hunter in Seattle. Feel free to use my name. Calling with a riddle. Why do Norwegian warships have barcode painted on their whole. I promise this is a riddle, not a stupid pun. I'll give you a moment to pause and pause. Okay. So that was Hunter saying, why do Norwegian warships have barcodes printed on their holes? I know the answer to this one.

Aaron, did you want to, do you want me to say it or did you want to think about it? At all. It does not surprise me that you know to the edge of this one so quickly. Bars codes written on their holes, like what kind of holes? No, not holes, like H-O-L-E-S, it's H-U-L-L, like the bottom of the hole. Oh, holes, oh, I'll see I can see. I will say point of contention, if my answer is correct, which it may not be, it is a play on words.

Oh. I mean, you may not have the right answer. be. Okay. It is a joke. It is a play on words. I mean, you may not have the right answer. Oh, okay. I mean, according to Hunter. Oh, okay, because he said it's not a joke or a pun. It's a, maybe he didn't say it's not a pun, but he said it's a riddle, not a joke. Well, see, people at the store can know how much it costs when you are buying a Norwegian boat at the store.

One, two, One village boat store. Would you, would that be an IKEA? Would you get an Orize boat in an IKEA? That's where I would go. Yes, of course. Adel, what do you, what do you think the answer is? Is it so they can scan the fucking Navy in? Scandinavian?

All right, stumped. The reason Norwegian warships have barcode painted on their holes is so when they can get back to port, you can scan the Navy the navy in yes it was a stupid time i was lying about the real he was a liar hunter from Seattle hunter from Seattle you liar hunter hunter get a good light to us well to be fair he is probably paying eight thousand dollars a month and rents so hunter will let us like well Well Hunter, you rap bastard. You tried your best to get one over a rap bastard. You rap bastard.

You try to get one over a slicky dick at all, but you couldn't do it. Because the pun brain too strong. I'd like to see a scene. Yes. You are two guys in a submarine Navy ship and it's like towards the end of your tour together are two guys in a submarine Navy ship. And it's like towards the end of your tour together

and you're really going insane, being just the two of you. Got it. Down there for so long. Huh. Can you, can you scooch? Sorry, I know you're in the kitchen. Can you scooch?

Where? Where do you want me to scooch? I just, I can't. Because I'll go anywhere. I can go... Did you do it right here? I can go... right here. I can go two inches and left or two inches to the right.

You tell me the two inches. I'm happy to go there. Can we try the thing again where I put double-sided tape on your back and try and throw you up on the ceiling? Just for the night, please. We are out of tape. We are out of potatoes. Ronnie. We're out of tape. We are out of potatoes. We're out of, we're running a little water rations. Ronnie, I need this.

I need a night to myself where we're not on top of each other. Dying. Going insane. Why don't we just do what we did for the first couple of weeks where we play with positioning, okay? Why don't we go foot-to-head head-to-foot for the night? Let's bust out. The final time, let's bust out.

The sleep-coma sutra. This is for sleeping only. It's unique and fun positions for sleeping. We know what we did. We put a piece of red tape over the title of the commas sutra and we wrote sleeping, okay? We don't have to lie to anyone until we get back home. Donnie, it's a commas sutra.

We've just been trying to use it for sleeping. What happens in the submarine? It never will stay in the submarine. I agree. It's me, the mop. You put goo goo eyes on. She's back. Can I scoot you in there? Remember me from week two? You put mop for me. You did. Yeah, I remember you from week two. Do you remember that we had a divorce stiffety? A divorce party. Yeah, but divorce doesn't mean the love's not there. Let me scotch him between the twos of yous.

Okay, okay, okay. Well, this is, we're gonna have to break off the Kaba Sutra for three. The sleep Kaba Sutra for three. The sleep Kaba Sutra. We don't have to lie to anyone until we're back. You promise you guys are going to take me with you, right? The mop with googly eyes? Yeah, tip that.

Yeah, again, we can't stress enough as soon as we disembark from the submarine. We're not going to break you in half and burn you. We are going to buy you a nice gown and take you to New York City. Yeah, I want to have a mop with googly eyes and I want take it in New York City. Yeah, I want to have a mop with Google Hey, I said I want to go to New York City. Well, take it to a nice dinner. Yeah, as we mentioned, the best human dinner can be found at TGA Fridays and Times Square. A hun, then you're going to take me to see the lion king.

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You're not in trouble. I just need help. I'm, um, pranking Atal. And I'm sending up a website to prank him. Um, I'm not going to do that. I'm going to do that. I'm going to do that. I'm going to do that. I'm going not in trouble. I just need help. I'm, um, pranking Adel. And I'm setting up a website to prank him.

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What is happening? Okay. Wait, what's going on with that all? Oh, nothing, nothing. I'm just setting up a very normal Squarespace website, not a prank thing. No, he's gonna tune you. And I'm gonna use analytics. Use insights to grow my business and learn where my site visits and sales are coming

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slash riddle to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Oh, she's back. She's back. Hey, Aaron. Hey, Aaron. Can we go to grandma's house? Wait, I've been pranked. But how?

I don't know. I don't know. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hi, I have a riddle that thumbs me that my daughter told me It's impossible to tell if it's been done on the show, but she's down to me. It made me mad. So I'm gonna share it I can be cracked. I can be made. I can be told I can be played. What am I? The answer is so What's the first word I can be what? Cracked I think cracked is the is the first one. Um their daughter told them this riddle uh stumped them absolutely stumped them um you let's see if we can hear just the riddle part again. But she's come to me it made me mad so I'm gonna share it.

I can be cracked I can be made I can be told I can be played. What am I? Got it. Got it. So if something could be cracked made told and played that's a butt. Here you agree? It's a joke Well, I've been working out, so I don't appreciate you calling my butt a joke. It is it's hilarious Have you guys ever seen Adles butt? It's laugh-out funny. I don't have an asshole. There you go. There you go. The real jokes in your hands and you're holding your butt.

You know how you hold your butt when you go to the bathroom? Yeah. So, JPC, it's not a joke. That was butt? Well, yeah. Well, that's joke. But you can be cracked, it can be made, it can be told. Oh, it's gotta be a joke. Crack a joke, tell a joke, play a joke.

Oh, it's play. Crack a joke, kill a joke. So, Aaron, you're, are you're locking in with joke? Is that your final answer? Bop it. Twisted. Fuck it. Adled, are you locking in with butt? Is that your final answer? I think so.

It's a daughter riddle. Remember, they said that this is their daughter's riddle. Now kids love farts and butts. We did not know how old this daughter is. Maybe this person is like in their 60s, their daughter is like 35, they're like a business lady in the city. Famously, I don't know, maybe like two years ago,

famously a friend of mine's daughter was reprobanded in grade school, preschool, by for saying booty butt, and it spread like wild fires. Yeah. Booty butt. Here's the thing. You can say butt if you're a little kid.

Yeah. You can say butt if you're an adult. Hell, everybody should be saying butt as much as they can, as often as they can. Enjoy it. Until they take it away from us till oh Biden gets in the white house takes it away by the way take my button I like joke here and let's see let's let's see if you are correct the answer is a joke hmm all right that was it. I didn't prepare anything. I love you guys. Lots of love

a message. It's dead out. Love that. That's a cheeset. Yeah. Wow. Shocker. Shocker. Air knows that place. And I got the joke. You got the. You got the riddle and you got the joke. I do want to see a scene. Uh-huh sure JPC you're a sleeping little boy and Aaron you are coming through the window as fairly unknown entity which is the butt fairy So tired is almost time for me to just drift away to sleep. Oh shit. Oh god. Oh, huh.

Oh, a dream in. What? You dream in, kid. Oh, now I was about to go to sleep, but you blew into my room and you started, you let up a clove cigarette. Yeah, sorry, fine. Fuck, fuck it.

Fuck it. I'll level it with your time. The butt fairy and a mead of collect all the fat to you got in your butt I collect fat. What do you need? I always knew that there was a possibility that I would be getting a fairy visitor but this one I feel like I am gonna go get my dad. No no and here's the thing. I get in a lot of trouble if anyone sees me. Yeah, I assume. Am I cousin the tooth fairy? She gets caught all the time, but everyone, all the kids,

like, keep a secret for her. That's what's weirder. Collecting farts or collecting human teeth. One time the Gohawar movie, one's hilarious. Can I ask you, Butt Fairy, were you robbed on the way over here? You're wearing a barrel with suspenders. No, this is just my uniform, Kat. This is your uniform?

You have no idea how good the ass circulation is in this thing. And echoes! Todd, are you smoking or making mold cider? Uh, let's see. Yes. He was deeply involved in the military. Uh, no, Dad, it's just, I'm watching something very smelly on TV. 10 for a good, buddy. Yeah, he's easy to trick. It's, I think, it's just, I'm watching something very smelly on TV. 10 for a good buddy.

Yeah, he's easy to trick. It's, I think, something happened to him. Yeah, yeah. Well, kid, everyone's dad, something happened to. What a story. Can I ask you something? Yes. Do we have to do this round and round thing?

Or can you just give me your fight so I can be on my way? Well, I'd love to, but it looks like you have a two-liter bottle that says Farts on it. Like how do I get them into... I'm not gonna fart in the bottle. No, well normally you would be asleep and I'd collect them in it. How? You would pull the rod. You wait?

I wait! Well look, why'd you... It's a two-liter sprite bottle. Uh-huh. I stand here in my bucket. Half full of sprite, it looks like too. Yeah, you see, I normally try to finish it in the way over, but it's giving me the burps. Uh-huh.

I'm not disgusting. Stop looking at me like I'm disgusting in my whole life's disgusting tip to toe. Pieces of the bucket, pieces of the barrel that you wear are just falling off. It's like, it's disintegrating. That's because it's my bathing suit too, you idiot. Look, what, look, why don't we call this a wash? I'm obviously awake. I'm wide awake now. I'm not gonna go to sleep. I don't want to know how you harvest the farts.

Please, I need the farts! Son, son, bang, bang, bang. Grab your scissors. They're here. I knew this day would come. Okay, so I don't know which one is going to scar me worse as an adult. Is it the fart fairy? Is it dealing with my dad? Oh, look, fart fairy. How much were you going to pay me for my farts?

Oh, um, the fart fairy leaves teeth that she stole from her cousin to tooth fairy and you get fill up. Okay, I'm not interested in transacting business with you. I don't need any loose- But then you can leave the teeth under there and she brings you money! You just don't deal with her directly. If you're stealing the teeth from her, just do it with her. Yeah. No, no, no, no. Farferry, why not? We don't get along. That is, I've seen.

I think we just did it. We wrote the world's worst children's book. The world's worst one-act play. Okay, here's your next one. Hi. My name is Graham Robock. I'm going from Canada. Love the pod, Chad. I do have a riddle for you.

I don't think you've had it on the show before. At least not this version, because I hurt it somewhere, and I think they reordered it and made it better. Anyways, here it goes. When people walk out on me, I close right up. But all it takes is a little push for me to open myself up again for someone new Because of all this I have a lot of ups and downs. What am I? Okay, so that is Graham's question Graham from Canada is asking what am I?

First of all, I do have to address their little Giggles their positivity their bubbling brews, they're clearly Canadian, as they mentioned, so it sucks, they're on top of the world, they're feeling good, they're shoving it in our face, so that sucks to hear. Must be nice, are there's neighbors? If you can call the show, be fucking sad, man.

Don't be fucking happy, don't be giggling, it haven't fun. Bring yourself down to our level. I don't know what they call them in Canada, but down here, we call them elevators. Yeah, it's a lift. Uh, yeah, it's a lift, a lift in England, right? Yeah, in a room. I call it a hockey puck in Canada.

Well, they speak the Queen's English in Canada, my dear. They call it the maple syrup transporter. They call, they speak the Queen's French if I'm remembering correctly. Sorry? They speak yeah. Yeah. Why does a sovereign British nation speak French? I don't get it. Well, I got to tell you it's because the French settled that area. Maybe. It's like how they speak French down in New Orleans. They'll speak crazy. That Thomas Jefferson said, let me write it on your Frenchman,

your check here. La Rue de la Parche. La Rue de la Parche is your Louisiana. Do you know why they called it the Louisiana Purchase? Mm. Chickery. It has chickery in it. Ha, ha, ha, chickery. It has chickery in it. Chickery.

Wait, what? Chickery is the surefire way to ruin coffee and that's what they love down there in knowledge. Chickery takes out all the bitterness. I love chickery coffee. I buy a coffee, do mon coffee and have it shipped to me. What do you say that chickery takes out all the bitterness? What in fact is the chickery? Because to me, it's better. Mmm.

It's a fun little root. It's a fun little root. Alright, let's see. Aaron says elevator. Let's see what Graham says. And the answer is, an elevator. Damn. Fuck. Thanks again and keep it real. Bye. Bye, Graham. Bye, Graham.

Bye, Graham. Thank you for the riddle. Do you? Because you're my thing with Graham crackers. Well, in moderation. Everything in moderation. Yeah, everything in moderation. I can eat maybe one full plank.

I call them planks. They're usually divided into four genie planks. I can eat one full one and then I'm done. Same with their animal crackers. Any sort of thing that's a little, it's mentally, I think it's gonna be salty, but then it tastes sweet. I can only eat so much of it.

I wasn't, to be clear, I wasn't doing the thing where I was like, oh really, you a big fan of animal crackers? You a big fan of graham crackers? You got 100 of them. Eat 100 of them and then come and talk to me. I, the, the smores, I don't mind a smore, but if you were to individually each component of the smore, I want nothing to do with.

I don't wanna eat a marshmallow. I have no desire to eat Hershey's chocolate and I have absolutely no taste for a graham cracker. Insane, not liking the smores is. But what did I just say because I do like smores? I just don't like any individual for a Graham cracker. Insane. Not like in stores is. But what did I just say because I do like spores. I just don't like any individual component of a spore. But then you don't like spores. Huh, well, I guess I can't be more clear about this.

So I forced to just drop it. I've made like a Graham cracker crust for baked goods. Okay. With like gluten free Graham crackers. And I think that ends up being pretty good. But are you saying that that's bad? No, no, no, I like a graham cracker crust. But if I'm going to be honest, every time I've ever had a graham cracker crust, there's

been something I really enjoy slapped right on top of that crust. So it's like, do I like the crust? Or am I just a big horny little cheesecake slut? Because I'm definitely that. I'm definitely that. I'm definitely that. Can I tell you something about our girls weekend? Please. The word slut made me think of it.

But you'll see why. We watched Mama Mia two nights in a row. We watched it the first night and then when it came to the time to choose a movie for the second night, we picked Mama Mia again. Aaron, I have a question. Yes. On the second night, would you play Mama Mia for the second time? Did you all go here?

Here we go again. Yes, we did. And then I watched, and I wasn't going to tell any of the girls I went with, I watched the sequel last night. So for three nights in a row, I watched Mama Mia, Mama Mia, and then Mama Mia, here we go again, which is the sequel. It's one of the worst movies I've ever seen. But in the first movie, Merrill Streep calls herself a slut with such a vitriol and it is shocking. She goes,

this is my own fault for being such a slut. And we're all like, wow! Merrill Streep! She got to eat her tada! That's what I'm talking about! Yeah, we were... After you all watched it. Did you go to Claire's and get your Brosnan's pierced? Wait, we can we can do it. We can do it. Otherwise, okay, so after you after you watched that did you oh god, what's the fucking guy? Did you did you still in scar scar? How do I do this with it? Let's see did you call on her? The color furthest we're easy. I'm trying to get still it's What about I mean there's other people on Okay, well yeah, how's still in a hand basket first?

I'm into seafood I'm scarred starts point color. I have to walk away. Christine Burant. No, JBC. No, I know JBC. Now my favorite part about that movie is how awful everyone looks in that movie. Like the movie, they were like, hey, there's nothing we can do. It's the most bright sunlight we've ever encountered in the history of filming a movie. And everyone's just gonna look washed out.

And let's make it so. My favorite part is when they chopper in share. And she's Merrill Streep's mom. It's shocking. Aren't they, they gotta be around the. Aren't they got to be around the same age? They have to be around the same age. Here is your next riddle. Hi, Ann again. So I actually do have a riddle for you.

Always with you, but barely seen. Preceived at night unless you dream. Okay, so that was Ann. Again, I think Ann must have called it a separate time. Speaking of breaking bad, did they say their name was Anna Gunn? They could have said, again. Anna again, I see. So I believe what Ann said, and we can re-listen to that riddle because it goes fast.

It is a quick one. Always with you, but barely seen. Proceed that night unless you dream. Always with you, but barely seen. Proceed that night unless you dream. A cold? Ooh. LSD.

LSD. With that cold, you got to get it checked out. Because it should not be always with you. It should not be a 52 week cold. I have had it since I was five. I'm not gonna throw it away for nothing. Perfectly good, cold. That's what I'm gonna be on about it.

Light eyes. Okay, light eyes are the good guesses. I'll use you rarely seen. I'm always with you even in your dreams. Is that something like that? Always present or always perceived unless you dream. I'm the with you even in your dreams. Is that something like that? Always present or always perceived unless you dream. I believe.

So when you're in a dream, you don't really see yourself. Is it like your face? Because you rarely see your face, but it's always with you. Okay, okay. Unless you buy a mirror and you open it up and check it. I do have a quick story to say. The other day I woke up, maybe like last week I woke up,

and I had a lucid dream that I've, sometimes I will have dreams that are like quasi lucid dreams, where something will happen in the dream, and I'll say, I don't want to deal with this, I'll just wake up, and then I wake up. So it's like, it's kind of what a lucid dream is, but I feel like I'm just not getting it. But the other day, I had a lucid dream

where I was in my backyard, and my garage was very small, and at the time my brother was keeping his car in my garage because he was on vacation, and he was flying out of Chicago, and I was like, just keep your car in my garage. And my garage was half the size, and I was looking at it from the outside, and I go, well, if the garage is half the size,

where is my brother's car? And I asked Mariah, who was in the yard with me, and I go, where's Jesse's car? The garage is half the size, and she goes, oh, I don't know, maybe he parked it on the street. And in the dream, I said I go, where's Jesse's car? The garage is half the size. And she goes, oh, I don't know. Maybe he parked it on the street. And then the dream I said, no, this is a dream. I'm not dealing with this.

And I'll just wake up. I don't have time. And then I felt myself trying to wake my body up. Like I could feel myself, I could feel myself asleep and bad. And I could feel me in the dream like pushing to wake myself up. And it didn't work.

You see your pants? No, it didn't work. And I said, well, whatever, I'll just lay down. And I laid down at the grass of my backyard and just waited in the dream until I woke up. And at the morning, I told Brian this and she goes, it was a loose, you realized you were dreaming and that you could control it.

Why didn't you do anything? And I go, no, no, no. In the dream, I definitely realized I was dreaming but I did not realize I could control it because I laid at the grass and that is not the move of someone who could be like I could fly you're like Fight the moon. That's the person. That's the person who's given up GBC well now you're sitting yourself up for if anything even a little bit weird happens in your waking life

You know, nope. This was it. Nope. I'm actually dreaming and then go and lay down the backyard Can you stop laying on stage? We're in the middle of a live show. Can you put your helmet back on? This is a dream Yeah, it's an internal combustion issue. It's gonna be about $350 plus the part. We're gonna have to ship that I'm like this is a dream I'm going to wake up In a little patch of grass outside of our store. Somebody needs to come get him. Can one of the pet boys swing by here?

Here's what I want to ask, just very quickly, and then we can solve this riddle. Have either of you, because I've seen this trope, and maybe I want to say seven to eight horror movies, there's a trope of like something bad is happening, like someone's being attacked. They wake up and they're like, oh, thank God it's a dream. And then once they wake up, like a demon walks into their bedroom and they're like, ah, and then they wake up a second time. Has anyone in Earth's time ever experienced this

where they dream within a dream? That's not possible, right? Well, I mean, ask our good friends at the spinning top factory if dreaming within a dream is in fact possible because I think Leonardo DiCaprio, after he was done consorting with 24-year-old women, and said, oh, whatever, little something to say about that.

No, it's never happened to me. I've never, I've never, like, woken up from a dream and been dreaming within the dream, but it is a very popular show. It's just a movie thing. I'm gonna say either face or like glasses or something, contact with face glasses. You are so close to face and glasses.

Aaron, you were very close. You said something that was very, very close. Sight eyes. Eyes is very, eyes is the closest you have been. Right. But I will say, I think you have to be a little more specific with me than just eyes. Eyed lids, You never see your eyelids ever

Unless somebody takes a picture of you the answer the back of your eyelids Anyway, thanks for the last by forever I guess Wow and hit us with the the the bio forever Eyelids it was eyelids you got it you got it right you got it pretty close you said eyes pretty early on So give me credit. Can we stop real quick guys? Nothing you're saying is gonna be kept because and said by forever. Oh You're right. Okay, we didn't get to do well then we didn't

Clip it. KCK's in my clip. Clip it. Oh god. Did KCK just play a clip of me saying KCClip it? Clip it. KCClip it. God damn it. KCK's not bad with power.

I dream of that dream. I dream of that dream. It's an episode with an episode. It's an episode with an episode. Absolutely bad with power. Oh, oh, GBC Aaron. Oh, thank god. I had a dream that we, a caller who called into our voice.

You don't have the voice message. Yeah, the voice message. They had in it the episode by saying by forever, which legally we have to in the episode with that said. Yeah, you just said it though. Shit. Serves that my guy 100%. What? I had a dream within a dream where I said a phrase

I shouldn't have said because. No bullshit. Nobody has dreams within a dream. That's a horror movie trope, Adel. Now come back. Go look down in the grass. Nurse on daddy's dimple. Nobody has dreams with it a dream that's a horror movie trope at all now Nurse on daddy's Now this is real life Clip it out Casey clip it. No, no, no, no Shit, let's think of real life. JPCs are anything in real life. You have to plug or promote

God, well, I mean first and foremost. thank you everyone who submitted voicemail riddles. If you want to submit a riddle, you can always call the line. It is 1-805-Riddle1 and in lieu of my plugs, as always, I'm going to be reading a 5 star review. If you want to get your review featured on the show, hell, the only fucking thing you got to do is go to Appalite to insolvenous 5 star review. This one comes from Techbug. Techbug says, my Fave True Crime podcast.

Love this pod and it's so, so unique for a True Crime podcast to publish the old audio from spoiler before one of the hosts killed the other two. Great thing you Tech Bug. That's not really what our podcast is, but it's a pretty close approximation. First of all, I don't know who's who in that, but I definitely know that I'm the one you can kill that is

I wouldn't be so sure Erin, do you have anything that you would like to plug? I Say go and check out our Patreon patreon.com slash a rid. A lot of really great episodes have come out recently and we're working towards a stretch goal that is pretty exciting that I've been working on. So go check that out. Add on anything to plug. Yes, I would say if it's not too late to come see us on the road, we're going to be in New York City at the Bell House on September 6th, which I believe is a Tuesday. And then that very next day, September 7th, which is a Wednesday, we're going to be in Washington, D.C. at Union stage. I want to say Union stage.

Yeah. So if there's tickets still available, please come see us. We love to hit the road. And we'd love to see and make you all laugh and have you all bring us riddles and have a good time. So please come out to that. And one other thing I'll say is I, is I,

heyridoverdil.com slash live, if you wanna buy those tickets. Yes, thank you. And one thing I wanna promote is I was recently on an episode of the restricted section, a podcast I've been on a few times, so please check out all of their episodes, and in particular, the one I was recently on. Okay, check out Addles episode of the restriction.

No. Of the restricted section, Aaron. No one submitted a voicemail that said Jupiter. So unfortunately, I do not have a Jupiter voicemail to play. So I guess maybe. I'll put that KC. It's gonna have to be, it's gonna have to be you that says, that says that.

Oh my gosh, KC should clip me saying that though. So I never have to be it's gonna be have to be used it says it that's that oh my gosh Casey should clip me saying that though So I never have to say it again And now Casey can just play the clip Mommy daddy I regret everything I regret everything Jupiter Jupiter Refinet. Starting. Eradina. And John Patrick Cullen. Casey Tony to the editing. I already parented the music. Vocal created by Emily Cardamus and Emily Nemora. Hey there, Te and v's. If you like that, you're gonna love this week's Patreon. We return to the world of public access TV. You can listen to that plus our entire

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