Hey Riddle Riddle - #222: The Yawn

Episode Date: October 19, 2022

Hello! It feels like it’s been YEARS since we’ve seen you! It’s been a week? No way! Let’s get reacquainted with a MMA fight, listener submitted riddles, and a new, very sleepy, horror movie. On a scale from 9-10 how cool is it to see Jack Johnson in concert?  Starring: Adal Rifai John Patrick Coan Erin Keif Editing by:  Casey Toney Theme by:  Arne Parrott Logo by:  Emily Kardamis & Emmaline Morris Want more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon! Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & prints Want to mail us something?  Hey Riddle Riddle  6351 W Montrose Ave #267 Chicago, IL, 60634 Want to leave us a voicemail? Call (805) RIDDLE-1 or (805-743-3531) Want to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a head gum podcast. I'm the one who's been riding my bike. I'm the one who's been riding my bike. My feet beat or hate, Ritual Ritual. Oh, hey, Adelaide's me, Arianne from Hey Riddle Rittle. I've never seen you in my life. Wow, it's been a long time.

How have you been, Matt? Oh, you's been a long time. How have you been met? Oh, you mean kids kids get behind me kids get behind me. No, sorry kids. Hi. I'm not scary My name's Aaron That's that's the scariest thing they've ever seen. Why are you making that face and putting your arms like that? Ah, sorry just sort of a panic response. What was your name again? Aaron? We did comedy and Chicago together What was your name again? Aaron, we did comedy and Chicago together. And then we did a podcast called Hey Riddle Riddle. I was momma gonna mouse on magic errand.

No, let's don't ring a bell. Okay, okay. Did somebody say comedy and Chicago takes the guesses off, throws them away, grabs the good guesses. Those are, I need these for later. Oh hi, oh my gosh, how crazy is this? JPC, it's me, Aaron from Hey Riddle Riddle. Aaron, yeah, let me just make it out to Aaron. Is that, uh, oh my gosh, how crazy is this? JPC, it's me, Erin from favorite of riddle. Erin?

Yeah, let me just make it out to Erin. Is that too easy? Oh, no, sorry, I don't want an autograph. Sweetie, sweetie, don't give this woman your autograph. She scared the kids. Okay. Okay, I'm sorry, I have to go with what Adel says. I mean, Adel, my driver.

I guess I should have... I thought you guys were married for a second. Do you guys share these kids? No, no. Well, I should have. I guess I should have gone to the office. I thought you guys were married for a second. Do you guys share these kids? No, no. Well, I drive them around. These are JPCs kids and I drive them around. Well, at JPCs kids, I sell these kids.

Okay, that's bad. Well, you're bad. What do you do? You're bad. What do you do? I don't know the way you were. I was on a riddle podcast with you. I thought you would maybe remember me. It's only been like eight months since you've seen each other

Can you hear yourself you just combine two words that have never been combined in human history riddle podcast? Well at this point every word has been just has been combined with Right now do it Malphysians Good seeing you, okay, so You don't remember me. It was really nice meeting you. No, seeing me, not meeting me, seeing me again. We recorded like 300 episodes of it.

I'll go out and date with any crazy fan. So I guess you picked the place, I'll pay for 25%. My therapist told me to not keep any pictures of you guys and now I understand why and how it's gonna be hard to prove it. You know what, forget it. When I first saw your face out,, I thought maybe we'd do a reunion episode after not seeing each other. But you don't even remember what Hey Riddle is? I don't know how to help you. Good day, sir. And a good day to you, sir. Take kids, walks away. Whoa, hey, you got

a proof of those. If you're really who you say you are, tell us a riddle. You think I have a riddle memorized after being on a riddle podcast for 200 episodes? That would be sensible. And I've never been that baby. Goodbye. Wait, wait, no, no, not even one from the theme song? She said goodbye, like she's driving off, but she just climbed up a ladder.

Oh, I'm mad. Where are you gonna go from here? Oh, so, they're like, you literally can't stop. Started like this. A doctor was in the operating room and then a someone, then a, someone came in and just started this with a man. No, I don't. That, the whole riddle would be all over.

He's a man. I, I, there's a song that has this in it. The doctor was the mother. Mm-hmm. D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo. He stood on a block of ice. Let's come back to you. That's what it is. Sounds so funny. Both of them were goldfish. Goldfish. Yes.

Yes. It was the cabin of an airplane. Of an airplane. An airplane. An adult. Do you guys not remember the next line? No. That's all I remember.

And I think it's all the members of the friends. We gotta go back. GPC. We gotta go back. WePC. We gotta go back. We have to go back. We have to go back. Back in time to whatever moment. Bank me.

What? No, no, we're good. We have to go back and bank you. Bank. Come on. Look, you guys. Here, look, why you listen to me? If a fan asks nicely, I'll bang up. No, thank you Aaron if it makes you feel better strange lady named Aaron

I'm out of refined. I'm JPC and I'm Aaron and you guys remember me Okay, and listen if you put that microphone in our face while you're holding a gun on us sure This is a riddle a podcast about riddles. Whatever you want, lady. We solve riddles, we do lateral thinking puzzles. We also improvise scenes in between. If that's what you want, that's the reality. You can structure it in your mind, we'll do it.

You're insane and we're your puppets, okay? Is that what you want? Yeah, that's what I want. It is what you want? Yeah. that's what I wanted. It is what you want? Yeah. So you need to say thank you. Thank you. There we go.

All right. Thank you. All right, now we'll do an episode. We'll do an episode. Thank you. Okay, what do I want to do today? I have all the power. I could do no riddles,

and I could make fun of one of your sweaters. Mm-hmm. We could do no riddles and I could make fun of one of your sweaters. We could just chat the whole time. Good luck making fun of this classic blue American apparel hoodie. Why good luck? I think it's time to get rid of that. American apparel hasn't been a company in many many years So that's an old question. Yes, but here's what happens when American apparel was going out of business I really liked their hoodies and so I bought like one of color. So I would never have to be without a perfect hoodie Really, they're all practically what right they did they did they did the they I so much I'll tell you this I tried to buy clothes the other week online and I gave up maybe after like 30 minutes Which was way too much I'm I didn't buy a single thing

Everything is like streetwear now or it's covered in logos. I do not want your fucking company's logo on the clothes that I wear. Like I, it's so fucking annoying. If I can say when I was in high school, which was in the early 2000s, no, that can't be right. That was when I was in college when I was in high school from 96 to 2000. 96. The early early. Get your story straight. Here's what I'll say.

Everybody would shop in American Eagle. And American Eagle, if you've never been there, is a store where every inch of clothing is covered in tattered huge aze and ease. That's all it is. Every, every single inch of an item will have tattered, weathered giant giant A's and E's everywhere. So I think Lugos have been around for a while.

I think that concept has been around for a long, long time. Yeah. When I was a kid, my favorite hoodie, or, I don't know if it was a hoodie, the thing was just a sweatshirt. My favorite sweatshirt that I had was it just had gap, like in huge letters across the the front. And I loved it. It was so comfortable.

But then for Christmas and Thanksgiving and stuff, my whole family thought I just loved the gap. So they would just buy me clothes from the gap. Oh, no. No, I don't love that. That's what made me so mad. I'm like, fuck you, gap. Like I just want a comfortable piece of clothing. I don't want to, like, I don't want to be

a little brand ambassador. When I was in middle school, my absolute favorite shirt was a skin tight tight long sleeve so a nightmare to get on White t-shirt that was like crew next we go all the way up on my neck wasn't even a V And across the chest it said abacrom B and pink sparkly letters But the shirt was see through so how would you brainstorm how to fix that problem if it's 2004? How you fix that problem is you get a white camisole top.

And I know, if you grow up on that time, you know what the fuck I'm talking about. The soul of a camel. A camisole top. And you put it under. So you can see the tank top under that. But then I go, now people can see me wearing a tank top under my favorite shirt.

So then I would put a black North Face fleece that I lived in, because I didn't want anyone to know I was getting boobs. That was my business and mine alone. These are my baps. So I would, but I just liked knowing that that apacrombe t-shirt was on under it. No one saw it all day, but I wanted the apacrombe t-shirt. That's how much of a label whore I was. label whore. I but why did you put the shirt? The tank top on

underneath. Why didn't you put the tank top on over? It would cover the logo. Oh, because you wanted the logo. You wanted the love. Okay, got you. I'm a little essential. Otherwise, it was an unwarrable shirt. It was. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I will say, yeah, I used to shop at American Eagle, Abercrombie and Fitch, Old Navy, some other places. I feel like nowadays it's like REI, some Patagonia, like more, more of the stores that have collected,

I guess Patagonia is its own brand, but REI has like 10 different labels underneath it, I guess. But all these places put their fucking logos all over their shit. Like nobody, and I get it, because why would they? Like everybody wants you to know where you got the thing. But like they all do it. They all just slap their logos everywhere. I think gun to my head, the best logo that I can think of right now off the top of my head, because there's a fucking gun in my face. Thanks, lady, who says she's Aaron Keef. I think, uh, what's like that?

Is it eyes on that has a little alligator? Or no, that's LaCost. LaCost? Is that a thing? Which one's the pull-up? That's pull-up. You guys, this is a podcast from 2010. Not a modern reference to be found in the last five minutes.

When they put the little alligator on the pull-up or the shirt, that to me is kind of fun. So it's like, one, it's a little animal that's cute. Like if there's a little bat on my shirt or something and it was like, but Cardi T-shirt, I'd be like, that's okay. But when it's huge letters or when it's like an obnoxious name or something,

I just wanna put a cute little symbol. Even like supreme, I know like supreme's a big deal nowadays or maybe it's past its prime. But even supreme, I'm like, I don't get the appeal. It's just that word plastered on something. Well, at all. Yes. So we're not supporting any company.

Is there a little animal you want me to like, do a little cross stitch on your shirts with? But you could have the little logo thing but you're not supporting any company. Maybe a little pretty dog or leopard. That's cute. Or camel skin. You wouldn't do a badger.

You really wouldn't do a badger. You're honestly saying that you wouldn't do a badger. You really wouldn't do a badger. You're honestly saying that you wouldn't do a badger. It's too late. Can we make badger clothing? It's too late. So how was everyone's weekend? I almost got to fight.

I almost got to fight with a person cleaning a bathroom. Because I was in a public bathroom at a rental car place. And I walked into the bathroom and I had to shit so bad. And hurts. What's, I had to shit so bad. Avis. I had to shit so much it felt like an enterprise.

I'll tell you, I couldn't budget. Hold on, I could do, we got, we got the, I got the I can probably Alamo hold on I got something to take here Anyway, that's one but so I shit and I Exit the stall and there's no one else in this restroom because this person is cleaning the restroom and it's like pulled this like gate closed across it So it's like closed it off from other people coming in. But I wear these teeth trays and I have to put my teeth trays back in so I have to like

brush my teeth. So I wash my hair and like I wash my hair, wash my hands and I dry my hands. And the guy opens the gate and then I reach it on my backpack and I get out my toothbrush and the guy looks at me and he goes, you gotta be fucking kidding me motherfucker. And under his breath and he goes, you gotta be fucking kidding me motherfucker. And under his breath, and I go, I go, excuse me? And he goes, I'm sorry. And I go, do you have something to say to me?

And he goes, no, I'm gonna say to you. I go, good, because I'm gonna be a couple of minutes. And I was like, full on ready. I was like, the audacity of like looking at a person and calling them a motherfucker. I was like, for brushing my fucking teeth, it was, it was about to be odd. I was about to like, I was about to like knock out a grown ass man in a bathroom. How did it get diffused?

I tell you, he backed away. I don't think he expected me to say anything because I caught him off because I, he, he had like looked away and muttered motherfucker under his breath. And I said, I said, do you have something to say to me? And I kind of stepped towards him and he was like, no, I don't have anything to say. And I was like, okay, because I'm going to be a couple of minutes. But I was like insane, insane for someone to, like, I get it. You have to clean the bathroom.

But also, you started cleaning the bathroom that a person was in. Like a person was in here and you decided I'm gonna shut this place down and like just start cleaning it. I was I was fully like I Was it like sneaking around in there like I didn't catch this guy all the way But I was like it's a public bathroom man People like to do something here. I can't I might have been like a grocery store or something But I've had it where I was like, I had to leave the grocery store and someone had just finished mopping like the entryway,

which was also the exit, and I had to walk through it. I tried to like do like a double jump almost, like a track and field double jump. And as I went through there like, ah, and I'm like, ah, I don't know. Where'd I go? I'm like, I'm so sorry.

It was wild. That was in New wild. That was in New Mexico. Air knows your weekend at what JPC house the rest of New Mexico anything else any other highlights. No, that was highlight. Oh, good. Okay. Air knows going on with your weekend. Good. I've been seeing a lot of movies lately. Oh, what are their names? Stone. I saw Don't worry, darling. I saw the woman, King, which was

apps of fucking looting amazing. Can't recommend that enough. And then I saw Avatar, the first one. Oh, it's a new one out. They put the release in theaters. I saw that. I saw the re release and still a bad movie, but it's very beautiful looking and I had fun watching it. And then I think you want to see Brod's this week and I also want to see see how they run really get those AMC credits. Oh, when you do the re-release for Avatar,

does that count towards its original box office? Because it was like the highest grossing movie of all time. Is it ticking up now? No, I don't think it counts as its original box office. It's like a re-release because there's some changes in it, I think. They took out the sex, the horse tail sex, right? Yeah, people are pissed. I saw people online being pissed that they took out the horse tail sex. I peed right when they were kissing under the tree. I missed that part and I was like, damn it. Well, I mean, I got excited when I watched that too. I peed a little, I got a little bit.

Oh! But it's been nice. I do want to recommend the woman king because I, it's like, when I left to the theater, I was like, I feel like we're seeing something that's gonna be played again and again for the next 50 years is like clips of Viola Davis in that movie.

You're seeing cinema history unfold. It's the craziest performance in all the supporting cast. It's phenomenal. I don't wanna give anything away, but. Based on your story, right? Yeah, yeah. Inspired by your story? Are you thinking about it train? That's

Crazy that that really happened and I was here weekend My weekend was good. I cannot recall what I did on Saturday, but that's not the point Sunday, Gemma and I drove to Madison, Wisconsin, Badger Capital of I have to assume the world that you're bad You're badger badger badger bad badger everywhere, not a drop to drink. And we went to go see one of her musicians that she enjoys, OPO, which, afterward she was insulted because I go, I was like, that was pretty fun for a techno concert

and she was like, techno? And then she looked it up and there's a bunch of terms for his music that I did not understand, including Glitchhop, which I don't think is the thing. Okay, Grandpa I did not understand, including Glitchhop, which I don't think is the thing. Okay, Grandpa Adles, there's no Glitchhop is. Forensically, Google's Glitchhop gets confused, gets here, trust me, it was my fun.

Brexit. But it was a very fun show, and I will say, as fun as the show was legit, I legit had a good time. But even more so, I was absolutely charm senseless by Madison Wisconsin. I thought it was a very good town. That's a great town. And we went to a place we found a bar restaurant

because a lot of people in the newsletter had recommended a lot of places, but we went on a Sunday and I cannot stress this enough. 90% of the city was shut down. Charmed senseless is the name of your autobiography. Yes, please. So we found this place called Mint Mark, I believe it was, because I looked up Tiki Bar, they didn't have any Tiki bars, but the first thing that popped up with Tiki-esque vibes

was Mint Mark. Went there, cocktails out of this fucking world. Biscuits, absolutely incredible. I went into it, it does another of them. This food is really, really good, so I would highly recommend that. And we have some friends there, Gemma and I do, that we went to the concert with. So we're looking to the Chino's from college. So we're looking to go back. Did you have any cheese curds while you were in medicine?

We didn't. I thought, typically, when I go to Milwaukee, sorry, when I go to Wisconsin, I'm going to Milwaukee. And therefore, we pass what I think is called the Mars Cheese Castle. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's that's the right name. And I almost always stop there and get like a case of spotted cow and cheese curds. But we did not see this because we were going to a new city in Wisconsin, so I failed to track any down. But I feel like most gas stations have them.

I was in medicine a few years ago, and I feel like every meal that I had, I just ordered, I was like, I had some cheese curds in there. I didn't even look at the menu. I didn't even have to. And they were like, yeah, sure. We went to an Italian restaurant, I was like, I had some cheese curds in there, I didn't look at the menu, I didn't even have to, and they were like, yeah, sure, we had to have an Italian restaurant and I was like, I'm some cheese curds and they were like, absolutely, absolutely, but cheese curds for the meal, I ain't it. Can I get three pieces of salmon the Gary? Yeah, that's some cheese curly.

I kid you not, there's a Japanese restaurant in Madison that has cheese curds, I, there has to be. I mean, right. I want to tell you guys about a concert. I went to this past weekend, but I need you to make a promise before I tell you. Okay. I need you to reserve judgment.

No. And I need you to promise you're not gonna tease me. And you're gonna let me explain why I was there. Well, hold on a minute. Did you go to Dave Matthews? No, I ended up not being able to go to that concert, which was devastating, but I would say it's maybe a lateral. Oh, it's a lateral.

No, I'd say some of the people maybe we say it's worse. Okay, so it just, away are still do musically? No, it's a singer songwriter. Uh oh, that's trouble. So here's on the radio, a lot over the last 20 years. Here's my counter offer to you. If JPC and I can guess who this is within three guesses, we each get three guesses, but we have to do them within like a minute.

And you just say hot or cold. And if we can get it, we do get to judge you and make fun of you and you still have to tell us. Okay, fine. Okay, I'll go first. You can't judge and you can't even make one joke, not even a joke, okay? Okay, that's fine.

Michelle Branch. No. How do I call that? How do I call that? Medium, like really tepid, like tepid to a little bit warm. Okay. Hoody. There is record.

There is record. Yeah, thank you. Oh, there is record is cold. Okay, I'll say, well, I wouldn't beuckers cold. Okay. Uh, I'll say well I would use this wouldn't be make fun of you for this, but I'll say Taylor Swift. Oh, I mean that would be incredible No, but how do I call I'm yeah A little bit warm a little bit warm. Oh Like Jason Maraz. Oh, that's really good. So warm.

So warm. How okay, you have one more guest, JPC, and then add all you two more guesses. Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck. Okay, so Jason Maraz is super warm. Or do we say three total? No, no, we said three each. Cause why not?

Why would they say that? Jason Maraz was warm. Oh, God, what's the other guy? What Jack Johnson? Yes. Yes. Yes. Jason Mraz was warm. Oh God. What's the other guy? What Jack Johnson? Yes Was he have a song about like he has like a song about like bubbles or something that isn't that him he has like a bubble song It doesn't he thinks about blueberry pancakes, right? That's the way it works. There's something that's nobody knows it or rather.

Okay, let me tell you why I saw him at the Hollywood. Hold on, hold on. I gotta give props to you. I have to give props to Adel because I never would've got it without Jason Razz. Jason Razz was the perfect lead in the Jack Johnson. Of course, it was teamwork. This is, we have to overcome a greater problem. greater. I feel good. I feel a lot.

I have two things to say that are honest. I went because the opening band is Lake Street dive, which is one of my favorite bands of all time. And I never like short drive. No, Lake Street drive, Lake Street dive. One of my favorite bands of all time, I'd never seen them live. And they were playing bands of all time, I had never seen them live and they're playing the Hollywood bull And I was like I won't miss that. I don't care who they're opening for sure And then I was like and then I'll get a little high And watch some Jack Johnson as dessert

But Jack Jackson played the Hollywood bull in a lot of his friends from growing up were there and he was really sweet about it Can I say something? Yes, I was dazzled. I Went in with no expectations. Uh-oh. I Thought he was very charming and I thought of he was a really good musician. I was pretty dazzled cares about the environment I don't know man. I'll maybe he's good. Yes, did I leave 40 minutes after he started playing?

And I missed two thirds of his concert, of course. But I was pretty dazzled. There is something about live music that I can see a live show and just be really entertained by it. And then listen to that artist like later and be like, oh, nope, not for me, but the live show, I like the live. My sister before I went was like, Aaron, I can't even listen to one of his songs.

I like fall asleep when I'm listening to his songs. He's so boring. Then I sent her a video of, like, painting the whole crowd. I was like, did they look bored to you? And it's like the most stoic board looking crowd. It's just a haze of weed smoke. There's an era in my sister's

Life where she was going to Southern Illinois University in Carbondale, Illinois Go carburetors go Saluki's And she so I think that's like there's a lot of like hippie-ish crunchy people down there Oh, so she fell in with that kind of music So I remember visiting her I think I was still in high school and she was like, you gotta listen to these bands. And it was fish, g-love in the special sauce, Ben Harper and the innocent criminals and Jack Johnson. And I remember being like, oh, sweet. And then I drove home and I was like, I will never listen to any of these musicians again. I'll tell you what, Aaron. As funny as I think it is to go to a Jack Johnson concert, I

don't think I would ever go to a Jack Johnson concert unless it was like free and the terrorists had my daughter or something like that. But what if Lake Street Dive was opening and they are insanely good, like life changing ly good? If there was a band that was opening, I would probably stay for a little while to watch Jack Johnson. If there was a band I really like, that was opening. But I will say this, Aaron, if Jason Razz did a concert, the people are like, you want

to go to this Jason Razz concert? I'd be like, I I will say this here. And if Jason Rasmus did a concert, the people are like, you wanna go to this Jason Rasmus concert? I'd be like, I'll move everything. Okay. I'll move heaven and earth. I will go in my own wedding. Ah, well, worry about it. Oh, wait. Eh, eh, eh to get Jason Moraz concert tickets for Christmas. Do you really want to play this game?

I'll tell him how serious I am. Look, I'm very serious. I listen to one Jason Moraz out. I'm 20 years ago and I'm a fan. So I was signing me up. Yeah, I got to say Aaron, I'd love to make fun of you, but as someone who was third row for life house third eye blind and fuel, I feel like I can't do so. I was also a front row for life house, third eye blind and fuel, I feel like a candy, so.

I was also front row for Taylor Swift and Katy Perry. That's cool. But I will say those were both like spectacles and I legit love Taylor Swift. Do you have a most embarrassing band that you've seen live? There might be life house. Life house, that's. Oh, hand by a mole, hand with you.

I remember this probably doesn't even count, My Fouse. My Fouse, that's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I remember this probably doesn't even count, but I was at Warp Tour one year and the band was used. That was pretty warped. You guys don't have to use, I don't remember what song. I know the name, but I can't remember your song. Just for our listeners, the back half of this episode is going to be riddle heavy. So just relax.

No. I probably forgot. No. We got about the podcast. I saw the used and they were like, they were like doing their set and there was like 15 minutes later, another band was opening on another stage. And I just remember at one point, they finished a song and the lead singer goes, we are the fucking used. And a guy with the audience very allowed goes, who cares?

That's a hero. It was very funny. That's outstanding. So these are the most embarrassing? Do you have a most embarrassing? Maybe direct content, but I was dazzled by him. I don't know. I think that maybe all of them are embarrassing

or none of them. You know what I mean? Exactly. I thought of my most embarrassing, which was when I was in high school, maybe a sophomore in high school. I went to go see, because I really enjoyed Busta Rhymes and he was opening for Puff Daddy in the family.

And so I saw Puff Daddy in the family, which included little Kim and Mace. And they're all fine. Puff Daddy is very bad, very bad performer, very bad singer, very, very lacking in terms of exciting stage presence. So I, that was very embarrassing. You're humiliating. I was humiliated for him. But he seems to be doing well.

Yeah, rap shows are hard life. Like unless there's like a lot of really good production value, like what? What's the rhymes? It's incredible. Yeah, yeah, you have to be, I know, like just the people that have like a DJ press a button and it's like, oh, it's like, it doesn't really work.

All right, Aaron, I'll do a riddle. I'll do a riddle. So we're going to do all of these ones before the break. So we got to move quick. Yes. All right. So these are from my friend, Charlie. Yeah, he went to like a Jeopardy trivia night at Guthrie's,

the bar in Chicago. Definitely with the bar as ever. And he took a photo of a certain kind of trivia question that they had to do, or like a lateral thinking puzzle that they have to do. And it's way up our alley. We've done stuff like this before. And I thought it was really sweet that he thought

to send this to us, because he listens. He knows. He knows we're living. So I'm desperate for. Okay, so. What did he listen to the first 25 minutes of this episode? Yeah, he somehow listened to the first 25 minutes of this. New, he needed a lot of help. Charlie, will you tell me actually, Charlie, if you're listening, please tell me if it,

you think it's embarrassing that I'm seeing Jack Johnson, because he'll be honest with me. He's very earnest person. So maybe he'll say it's super embarrassing. Maybe he'll say it's not. And just Charlie, I don't want to hear from anyone else. How do I know him? Yeah. College.

He's from Cincinnati, though. Okay, then I think you, well, yeah, so be honest with you. Yeah. Yeah, he's nice. He's not a person. Cincinnati honest. He's a Cincinnati honest.

That's honest with three pounds of fucking shredded cheese board on top of the shoe response. Oh, brother. Okay. His wife, Erica's gonna like that one. Charlie, show this part to Erica. I'll say, I like the shoe response. I like the shoe.

It's a safe joke. Okay, these are called before and after. And it's like the Jeopardy thing where it combines. It's two questions and basically, you get it. You get it. Yeah, I mean, there's a, the three colors of the US flag that are a sure bet for market investors. Red, white and blue chip. Mm-hmm. Okay, okay.

Contact sport that allows striking, kicking, grappling, pottery and needlework. I love fun. I love fun. I love fun. I love fun. Wait. Oh, wait. Contact, contact support that involves what? That allows.

Striking, kicking, grappling. And then this is sort of a second half. Pottery and needlework. UFC, Creighton, Barrel, UFC. What's right? No. MMA. Yep. Okay. UFC, C. Creighton, barrel, UF, UFC, right? No. MMA.

Yep. Okay. But then you need to say the whole thing out, because then that's going to help you. Mixed martial arts and crafts? Yeah. That's a lot of crafts. I'm not good.

That's good. That's very good. No, I like these a lot. Pro-free market movement that emerged in 2009 as a hit with the line a Jay Z song was on That's Party in the USA. Yeah, so what's the party? Oh? That's no no no, it's the nightmares

Tea party put in the USA Yes, okay everyone's favorite you sorry. I don't know if you guys know this, but JPC is a huge member of the Tea Party. It's a big part of his personality as you can probably guess by the way he talks on the show. He loves to be part of the party. He goes to Boston weekly. I am a libertarian. I believe that library should regulate themselves.

And I'm a libertarian. I wish I was born in lace of December. lace of November. Mid-I'm a Joe Lieber, Mediterranean. Alaska fishing TV show that tries to create popular expressions like it's not rocket science. The world's dead world's deadliest catch me outside.

Wait, what's the last part? That tries to create popular expressions. Catch phrase, the word that we use catch phrase. Yeah. Hell yeah. Nice. And I looked up how to say this word and Google gave me two answers.

The pissing, pysine term for someone not in his element who is beneath. Pissing. Pissing. Thank you. He said it so I didn't have to. term for someone not in his element who is beneath. Thank you. He said it so I didn't have to. Beneath the Veranzo Nero's sign term for someone not in his element who is beneath the Veranzo Nero's. Hey, this has two words in it that I wouldn't know how to pronounce. Pocene, it means like water animal. So what's a water animal? Pocene, it means like water animal. So what's a water animal?

There's a lot of them, Eric. Yeah, but the one the most common, like, fish, fish. Yes, yes. So fish. So it's like a, then it's like a saying at the end. So it's like fish, like, Oh, fish me if you can.

No. Fish me if you can. So what's a structure that goes over water? A bridge. So combine a phrase that has fish at the beginning and then with another phrase that has bridge at the end. If you teach a fish to bridge, if you teach a fish to play bridge,

teach them in a can of lead on water. Blank, wait, fish, blank, blank, blank, blank, blank, bridge. It's too great. And, and, and, and, and, I'm sure you're shooting blanks. Fish, blank, blank, blank, blank, blank, bridge. What's the, what's the, what's the saying for someone not in their element? Oh, fish out of water under the bridge. Yes.

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been pranked. But how? I don't know. All right. Well, look, I didn't want to do this while we were on a break because I didn't want to do this before break because I know we had a hustle there But I do want to see a seed. We are gonna go back. This is a mixed martial arts fight Aaron you're gonna be playing an MMA artist Addle there's been some sort of mix up. You thought you were entering into an arts and crafts competition And now you two are in the octagon Let's just say that that's a thing with MMA. You are the octagon together

Hello, all right, let's have a clean fight out there, okay? I am gonna kick your ass though. Well, I like to keep a clean space, but I don't, I don't want to find anyone. Um, my name is... Ref count as... It's a Greg. Okay, just so we know, there's no rules because I'm breathed tonight and I'm going through some shit like a divorce and I I'm just canceling all rules okay so do both do both combatants agree that they are ready to fight yes can I

just say I love no rules because that way we can use woods we can use paints hold on hold on no no no no for an object that's the way it's in if it's in the octagon. Oh, you brought wood and paint into the octagon and I have taxing nails as well All right, I guess you're sick man. You're sick. You're sick. I got to get both people I guess we're fighting dirty then well I get both three all right and fight so Big punch in the face kick to the head Punch kick punch Why are you screaming? All right, all right, bring it up, bring it up, bring it up,

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Nope! I still don't know how to fight I still don't know how to fight Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh thing you made. It's kind of cool. My bell. Yeah, I like it. With the glass. Yeah.

Love it. Thank you. You know, I usually take like a terrarium. I'll just put in some different um, um, yeah. Punch, punch, punch, punch, punch. Dude, are you trying to call your ex-wife? Stop. No, no, no, no.

I'm not trying to uh anyway if this is dominoes I got the wrong number so don't send me the pizzas Lisa uh I'm so sorry if you're listening I've made a big mistake and I just wanted great great okay um these are from Kegan. Long time listener first time caller, Kegan. Fresh new riddle, are we ready? Just one. I wish one.

Kegan, I appear once a week, yet twice a day. In virtue and sin is where I stay. And it's through a meal, a cat could slay. What am I? Once a week, but twice a day. I think that's gonna be the most helpful hint. Maybe. I don't know. What letter appears twice in the word day? Well, obviously a. Yeah, I spelled day. Once a week but twice a day, um, and a cat will slay. It's a meal a cat would slay. Hmm.

A mouse is like a mouse is and it's through a meal a cat I could say and it's through a meal a cat I could say. So you're killing a cat? You're using your poisoning cat food. You're okay. So what occurs once a week off once a week I eat poison cat food. I mean, is it a crazy person? The teams in this neighborhood, they're going to trick me.

Absolutely. I will say that the, and through a meal, a cat I could say is the most confusing hint that I just, I would say disregard it for now and then appreciate later how it fits. How do you get the first part again? I appear once a week, yet twice a day, and virtue and sin is where I stay. So I'd say the sin part, and then the, I appear once a week,

yet twice a day, are the two most helpful hints. Virtue and sin. Is it like my Amazon packages? I wait, so virtue and sin, what is the virtue and sin line, Aaron? In virtue and sin is where I stay. Virtue and Sin is where I live. So Virtue and Sin, they both have eyes and then.

Yeah, it's not a letter. Okay, because I was already on to like eyes, it's like eyeballs, maybe there's something there. Okay, so Virtue and sin both exist in the church. Church happens once a week on Sunday. Yeah, but think more about sin. Oh, thank you. There's seven deadly sins, okay? There is.

There is, Adolf. I think one of them is, it doesn't matter what they are. Once in a week is seven, two in a day is seven. There's seven sins. Seven. Seven. It's gotta be seven. It is. two and a day is seven there's seven since seven it's gonna be seven it is the answer is the number seven because there's only seven days in a week and at seven o'clock twice a day yeah there's seven deadly

sins and send and seven heavenly virtues and because and this is the hard part because the why are the other numbers afraid of seven because seven eight nine joke and the joke that's have nine Yeah, and then the cat with nine lives would be slain. Oh, I do want to see a scene. This is going to be a sequel to the horror film, horror thriller film seven. But this is the sequel seven, except this one stands for the seven virtues.

And it's a killer, it's a killer, just not killing seven people. All right, hands up. It's me, anyone but Kevin's face. What? What? I forgot, I forgot he was. I'm anyone but him.

Listen, you're going to jail. No, I'm sorry, you're not going to jail because we didn't find anything. Am I Brad Pitt in this? Okay. I'm just asking. You could be Brad Pitt, you could be Morgan Freeman, you cannot be Gwenless Pelletrape.

Cut, cut, let's have nobody be Morgan Freeman. And action. Perfect. Okay. We finally caught you. After you did the Chastity virtue, the Faith virtue, the good works, sobriety, patience and humility, there's one more that you have to do. Why are you on your phone?

I'm sorry, I'm getting a text from my son, he said his baseball game went well. That's good. The little search results for the Seven Virtue. Oh, you did, did, did, did, did. Baseball game went well. That's good. The little search results for the seven virtue. Oh Well, too, you can play that game. Let me pull up this. I'm Morgan Freeman Look I'm an easy director. Okay. I don't like I don't make you learn the script I don't make you show up to set in costume and I let you refer to yourself as your actor's name. Are you on your phone right now? Uh, no, I'm just, my son just finished a soccer game and I-

Let me see that. Oh, man. How to be a good director. Are you serious? Just, I was just doing what it told everything it's not to do. I was doing- You misspelled it, said how to be a good dictators what you put in Okay, wait a second hold on let me see your phone. Oh, I just correct people spelling it

Honestly so much of adult life is just googling the next thing Trying to figure out what is going on here. It's funny as Aaron was listening, listing everything I was like, holy shit, Aaron knows the seven virtues. And I saw her eyes going up and I was like, wait a minute. You saw nothing. See? And see a thing. Wait, are the seven virtues those suck? He's like, chastity and sobriety. These are virtue and tough.

These suck. So wait, these are addicted by the Bible or what? Yeah, one of them, I don't know what it means hold on there What's the word? Chastity faith the good works Concord sobriety patients humility. I think that's grape juice. Yeah, those also just sound like popular baby names from 2015 Chastity faith humility Alaria this is my daughter Concord What's Concord?

What is that? That's a type of grape. It's a type of plane, too. I believe it's the size of a plane, a Concord jet. That's something, right? What does that mean? Let's break it down. A chord.

What is that? Musical. A con. That's like a confidence man. So this is like the lie behind a musical instrument. I guess a tarmony. Oh, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm guess it's harmony. Oh, I'm, I'm sco's close. I'm body's agreement into sorry.

And you're an adult. I don't know if you know this. This is kind of a woke up secret, but. What's up? David played a secret chord, Concord. And it did please the Lord, the Con Lord. Don't stop. You're finishing.

Finish it. That will move. But you don't really care for music. Do you? Oh God, this sounds like one of the Patreon episodes. And you know, it's a canary. And I prefer the Jeff Buckley version, not the Leonard Cohen. Uh, J.P.C., can you say some of the lyrics to that in the way that you would read them

on a Patreon? Can I do it off the dome? Let's see. I do know that the, uh, okay, we'll just cut this part out and let me grab them real quick. Yeah. Now I've heard there was a secret chord that David played and it pleased the Lord, but you don't really care for music. Do ya? It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth, the minor falls, the major lifts, the baffled king,

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Oh, thank you so much. I appreciate it. I'll grace the God. It's all right. Can you accompany that, please? For us, thank you, Adel. OK, so these are from Daniel. The Tiger?

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So what smile did the new horror movie where everyone smiles if they're I don't know cursed or whatever Sure, they went to like sporting events and they sat like one woman I think sat behind like home plate or like front row or something But the cameraman would cut to her and she's just staring straight ahead, non-blinking, smiling real huge, and nobody knew what was going on, and then eventually got leaked

that these were all people who were in on hired for vial or marketing, but I thought it was really effective, because everyone's like, all these people with different sporting events across the US are like being really weird, and then it turned out it was that. I think it was kind of fun.

Yeah, the one place that I would love to be really weird is at a sporting event because there's nobody who's drunk and angry there. Yeah, and and drunk and angry and doesn't really love outsiders being weird. Yeah, that's the perfect place. That's fair. All right, you convinced me I hate it. The viral marketing team for some of us like hell yeah, really great reactions. People really love it.

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wedding and you all debated actually showing up. I was inspired to write you and let you know that Heyrtle Riddle is indirectly responsible for my wonderful relationship. Uh, we all think we're a god, so this is very good for the three of our egos. One God. Yeah. My name is Zia. Feel free to use my name. And your podcast brought me and my boyfriend together.

We met on a dating app called Hinge, where my profile included the prompt. The dorkiest thing about me is, with my answer being, I created my own original riddles to submit to a riddle podcast that I love. Yeah, I like to see on unhinged. Yeah, that for chaos. I will say that you've lost your mind. Hold on, that's not true. That's not true.

We both met on Unhung. You too? Yeah, me too. Yeah, me too. Where are we going to go here also I don't think that's very dorky. I think a riddle podcast is cool. Come on, Eric. Come on. The very first message he ever sent was asking me if you could hear one of those riddles into my surprise and delight. You immediately set to work on figuring out the answer. My man is down bad. If he's asking for a rental, he gets fucked.

He's like, fuck, this is what I got to play along with. All right. You got this, dude. If he's asking for a rental, he is done. He eventually got a guy with only minimal hints from me. In fairness, it's kind of a hard battle. It's been 18 months since those first messages and we're over the moon for each other. Not only is he smart, kind and funny and supportive.

I get to tell people that when we met, he had to solve a riddle for my hand and dating. Cute. That's nice. We're currently long distance while I finish my social work master's program. But when we do get to see each other in the weekends, we frequently find time to listen to an episode of hey riddle riddle or Watch a live stream on your Patreon. We love JPCs wit Aaron's warmth and addles unbridled dad energy. Thanks for creating a podcast chaotic enough that loving it became a noteworthy quirk that peaked my partner's interest And then here's the riddle below and And this is the riddle that peaks the partner.

Mm-hmm. Ooh, okay. Well, so now we all get to see if we could have done it better. Exactly. This is why I read the whole thing. Now, let's see if any of us can win you away from Nick, right? Do you? That's sort of what we're going to decide to do. Hey, Nick, I don't even want it, but Deadman walking, you're done, want it, but dead man walking. You're done, my mother, mother fucker. I'm coming for you. I'm coming for your neck, Nick. Uh, Nick, I'm going to kick your ass.

Even though I already can see the answer to the riddle, I'm still going to kick your ass. All right, first of all, that an egg, pink to green to brown. I start out looking nothing like the way I'm mostly found. Eat me, drink me, but beware of poison I foretell. Not by sight or touch or taste, but the gifted few can smell. Aaron, if you keep reading Jack Johnson lyrics,

I am walking away from the show. And I get down, I never don't listen, it can be found. Damn, Aaron, I never thought I'd say this on the podcast, but this shit's just too hard. I gotta give it up to my man Nick. You're a king. Lock it down Nick. You dropped it so fast. You dropped your crown Nick now.

Do the honorable thing and put a ring on that figure. You're the riddle master. A dating ring. Who is the dating ring? They said they got their hand in dating. Yeah. I never heard that term. It's it's stinking in an egg or something. What? Here, can you read it again? Mm hmm. I can't. Oh, first of flower, then an egg pink to green to brown. I start out looking

nothing. Sorry. I'm sorry. First of flower, first of flower then an egg pink to green to than a pink to green to brown pink to green to brown. It's not a literal egg Oh, it's an Easter egg. Oh, so it's like um, you know what's that? Stells like yeah pink to brown's not a past. Oh, I was thinking it's like a Florence Pue in an episode of The background of the soccer show with Jason Stegas. What the fuck? Ted Lasson? Yeah, Florence P. was a,

he's trying to get a Ted Lasson episode. I thought that got cut. Well, it did, but she was dating Zach Braff at the time and they got a person with a pen cake. Yeah. So hold on, flower to egg, pink to green to brown. What is that? I started out looking.

Yeah, so let me just let you know what's gonna be helpful here. The second thing. So this part, I don't think it's gonna be very helpful. I start out looking, something like the way I'm mostly found. And this is not gonna help you. I just know it's not.

But pink to green to brown is like a waterbell. Right? That's pink, green, brown. It's something like that. No, yeah, that's in, it's not pink, green, and brown all at once. It starts pink and then it's green and then it's brown. The whole thing. Okay. Eat me, drink me, but beware of poison I for tell. Eat me, drink me, that's an alpha waterland. Yeah, it's interest. It's not

a juice that you're drinking when you drink it. Wait, what? It's not a juice. It's name different types of beverages. Soda, beer, wine. Not that, water. Not that. Not that. Energy drinks.

Oh, like a monster. Martini's beers, wines, rosé. Not alcoholic. Not alcoholic. Mocktails. Mocktails. You don't really, you don't. Smoothies, moth and drink it. Wines Rose not alcoholic not alcoholic mocktails Mocktails, you don't really you don't smoothies moth and drink it. It can be in smoothie It can be in a smoothie. Mm-hmm ice cream. No, it's a drink Not juice, but it can be in smoothie boba tea

Bitter tea Coffee People don't usually unless your kid drink this on its own coffee or a shan sugar Milk Capri-sign with a certain type of milk that's made from some strawberry milk No, it's made from something that is milk milk when you're at a fancy coffee shop Yeah, sorry milk. Oh, oh milk, or oat milk. Oat milk. Keep going. Almond milk. Almond milk. It's an almond. Nick, you have one fair and square.

You deserve the answer. To brown all my milk. All my milk. Okay, Casey, can we have the new voicemail theme? Please? One eight oh five, riddle one. Hey, hey, hey, riddle, riddle voicem, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey world. Wow. Wow. Thank you. I think you backly in for that voice mail submission. I also love Casey. How are you feeling about this? Back. She also put the little beeps out. So you don't even

have to do the fucking beep. We don't need your dumbass anymore. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, name is Aiden. I'm a big fan of the show, I'm listening to 2019. I'm here at work right now, alone on the job site. I work construction. I renovate homes for a living. You guys wanted advice. So the best advice I have, you can plunge out your sink. You don't have to just use a plunge or on a toilet. You can use a plunge or on a drain, any drain, it'll clear it out. Don't stick stuff down your drain to try and clear it. It's not the best way to do it. If you're going to do that, just call a plumber

instead. All right, guys, have a go on. Okay, Aiden, this is exactly what I'm talking about. This is what I wanted. So hold on. Wait, this guy just happened to know that I shit in my sink? Yeah, but- At all we all know. First of all, I don't even do it much anymore. Second of all, it probably all the stuff I did from before is probably all biodegraded by now. Don't listen to them, Aiden, thank you, I love that.

Also, Aiden, do you want to start an HGTV show where we fix up houses together? Okay, sounds like Aiden fixes up the house. Well, I'm there too, for more open time. Can we start a show where Aaron, we go in and we make fun of houses? I love that idea. Do you think a lot of people will offer up their house? Here's a very quick story. Most times we go to New York, Gemma and I, we stay with her brother, Max, and his partner, Jen, who live in somewhere,

like not Chelsea, but somewhere in Lower Manhattan. Anyway, I'm staying at their place one time and I feel like I have like food poisoning or something, so I have to go to the bathroom pretty bad. Go to the bathroom, go to the flush, the toilet, doesn't flush. Look around the bathroom, no plunger. I'm horrified.

I finished doing what I need to do. I head out down to, sci-fi to go all the poop with your mouth. No. But I head outside and I start going to store to store to store. It's like two in the morning or something. No store has a plunger.

Finally, I find one place that has a plunger, but it's like not a full on plunger. It's like a tinier plunger. Take it to the front and they're like plunger, price check on a plunger. I'm like, please keep your voice down. They're like, what are you embarrassed? Anyway, I bring it back, unclogged the toilet. Next morning, I was like, do you guys not have a plunger?

And he goes, why? Oh, no, we don't have a plunger. Why? What happened? I go, I had to go buy one because I clogged your toilet and I go, how do you not have a plunger? And he goes, well, we've never clogged our toilet. And I was like, well, fuck me, I guess. That's insane. It's still insane not to have one in the house because a plunger is one of the things where if you need it You absolutely have to have it like but I thought that it's almost like being like do you have an epic pan and it's like no I've never been stung by a bee. It's like you're allergic to bees That's hey I'm on your side. That's truly wild. Yeah, I'm so on your side, that's truly wild. I'm so on your side there.

Quick plunge or jade. Do you guys have a plunger in your house? Multiple. Multiple. Present in accounted for. Multiple plunger. And now I might have one that's just for sinks baby. I might just be playing sinks.

A plunger. A plank. No, that's a. So yeah, so thank you, thank you thank you aiden and they did it was again was too shit in your sync no that wasn't it uh... let's hear another one i think it'll be all uh... i love your podcast your unfair picture on episode brought me back to when

i went to see the dook and that is a improv relationship advice show at the news news event it was super fun and when they got to the portion of advice show at the New Jersey Renfare. It was super fun and when they got to the portion of the show where they take audience questions and I asked how do you know if someone is the one? The Duke stopped all jokes and started giving me some fear advice which was perfectly good but I was not expecting it. I was hoping you three improvisers could share any insight as to why that happened. Um, my five, that question.

I don't know. Okay, thanks. Love you. Bye, bye. Love you too, bye, bye. Bye. Here's my fresh stuff. These are usually renfair. Hey, welcome to the renfair. I'm a fucking duke. Good shit. Yeah, that is duke-nuffin! Duke, yeah, duke! Duke in the toilet. This. I'm a fucking Duke. Good shit. Yeah, that is Duke and nothing. Duke, yeah, Duke, Duke in the toilet.

This guy don't clean it up. Yeah, I gotta go to the canary. Oh, wait. So the question was, how do you know if someone's the one? And so the question is not how do you know if someone's the one. But that was the question. Why did this person give me such a sincere answer? What is it about me that made me get icy?

I see. Let's be honest, he was talking to himself. He needed actual sincere advice in that moment, and he needed to hear himself say that out loud. I wish that he had given a funny answer to you. That's what you paid for. That's what you deserved. But sometimes people are so in their own shit, they just gotta hear themselves say something out loud.

I've done it before. JPC's smirking and it takes one to no one kind of way. Yeah, for sure. That's my two cents on it, Adam. Here's what I think. The first thing that pops in my head is that there's sometimes questions that catch someone's soft guard that they can't help but be like, oh, I wanna be,

because it's like a big, that's a pretty big question. Like, who you're going to spend the rest of your life with? How do I find the one? How do I know someone, someone? And I know that a few weeks ago, when we did our New York live show during Hey Relationship Relationship, Aaron, I feel like you gave someone legit advice amongst the chaos of whatever else was going on. How do you know, or why do you think I said, but I just said, I live in it just in the eye. Yeah, I do. But I think I don't think it has anything, it's not a knock against you.

I think sometimes it can just hit someone of like, oh, this seems like a pretty sincere, big question. So I don't wanna like treat it lightly, just in case, just in case. Yeah, we talked about that backstage is it's hard to get those questions in person, because some of them are so genuine and so earnest that it feels bad and shitty for all three of us

to make a joke about it. The right pattern is joke, joke, sincere, joke, joke, sincere, because otherwise it would just feel like us bullying. So, speak people who showed up to our show. And here's what I'll say, Collar, I think you're so mature question. I don't know you, I don't know you from Eve, but what I will say is the most common culprit.

And again, I don't know you, but what I will say is eyes, bangs, shoes, and then vibe. Those are probably the culprits for you. So just investigate what those are about you and maybe try to change one or two of them. Also is that Duke's single? He's now. Is he single? How do you say you can take him? You can't keep him.

Well, as always, please call in and leave a voice. Mal, these are a blast to listen to. If you have any good advice for us, we'd love to hear it. Any questions for us? We'd love to answer them sometimes sincerely. And if you want to submit a theme, you can always send that to HRRpodgast.gmail.com. Addle anything to plug. Yeah, I went to plug.

I was recently on a podcast that I've guessed it on before that I really enjoy. I was on this show. That's what I'm talking about. It is a J-R-R token chat show. And currently, they are discussing the rings of power. They Amazon Prime Series. So I went on there to discuss, I believe episode six, it was, so please check that out.

That's what I'm talking about. Also, if you're looking for something new to listen to, today I was cleaning up around the house and listening to the YA YA's new album, Cool It Down. It's fantastic. So if you're looking for a new album for those fall times, check it out. Jit.

And I'm probably not going to listen to that episode. I don't know if fans, but I've heard you rant for like 45 minutes about how all the elves used to be white. And I just can't listen to that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I would also like to plug Chalax, which is an awesome group of Chicago people who do a show every Wednesday, the art theater. You can message me on Instagram if you want to learn a little bit about that. I'll be there performing at least once a month, sometimes twice a month, sometimes three times a month, but I'll be there every Wednesday if you want to come and hang out with me. GPC, can you read us a review, please?

Before I do that, I have to actually something I do have to plug today. I think it's out today. My buddy Alex has a podcast called Destination Passport. I'm on the most recent episode and I play a little character named Brian's Turtles. So if that is a familiar Daniela's show, there's a fun crossover there. Also, it is a Weaselber Fest on the Bill BudsPod. So if you want to listen to any list of our show, there could be there's a fun crossover there Um, also it is a we sober fest on the billbutts pod

So if you want to listen to us talk about we's are all month long check out bill buds pod And finally this review and if you want to submit a five star review go to apple iTunes And you could get it featured on the show is from nothing funny to offer Just want to show you my love for this show. We're no strangers to love you know the rules so do I a full commitments What I'm thinking of you wouldn't get this show. We're no strangers to love, you know the rules and so do I. A full commitment is what I'm thinking of. You wouldn't get this from any other guy. I just want to tell you how I'm feeling, gotta make you understand. Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never

gonna tell a lie and hurt you. We've known each other for so long, your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it. Inside we both know what's been going on, you know the game, and we're gonna play it. And if you ask me how I'm feeling, don't tell me how you're too blind to see. Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie, and hurt you, aka, i.e. jet black arsenal. Hey, fuck you for that, but you got us, that's a... I don't think I've ever been full

on Rick Rolde like that before, but a job well done. And of course, I do want to read a Converse 5 star shopping list. These are the different types of 5 star sneakers you can find at Converse. There's a Chuck Taylor All-Star lift platform, the Chuck Taylor All-Star low, the Chuck Taylor, Chuck Taylor canvas low, and the Chuck Taylor All Star Unisex Canvas. So all good options. All very good options. Aaron, did you know that Nike has come up with a brand new shoe that is part of their space jam throwback era?

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