Hey Riddle Riddle - #223: Bleh Riddle Riddle 5!

Episode Date: October 26, 2022

It's our 5th annual Halloween episode and we're up for some spoooooky games! Come for the improvised horror movie trailers!; stay for the Rap For Daddy's!; then re-listen to the improvised horror movie trailers... Starring: Adal Rifai John Patrick Coan Erin Keif Editing by:  Casey Toney Theme by:  Arne Parrott Logo by:  Emily Kardamis & Emmaline Morris Want more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon! Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & prints Want to mail us something?  Hey Riddle Riddle  6351 W Montrose Ave #267 Chicago, IL, 60634 Want to leave us a voicemail? Call (805) RIDDLE-1 or (805-743-3531) Want to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a headgun podcast. Terror falls across the land. Hashtag Whittle Wednesday is close at hand. As improvises and workforce cats will terrifying all, podcast apps. And to so ever shall dare try to lampoon errands closer to eyes, must sit through addons, puns and barbs as GPC steals their magic cards. The foulest noise in the air, the pros of 40,000 listeners as the solution to each riddle asks, ends up being such fucking trash. For though the Pazis pose seem fine, the answers will be shitting.

For no mere mortal shall resist, the evil of these gritties. Ah! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha It was the cabin in the world. It's empty with ice cold. It works and horses make day. Why do you prefer a leg, real little? Hello. Hello. Who's this? Uh, this is Aaron. Oh, okay.

What's that noise? Are you making popcorn? Oh, I'm eating popcorn. Oh, yum. Really fast. Really fast? Slow down. Mask you're speaking. You tell me your name and I'll tell you mine. Wait, you told me, you told me it's Aaron. This is an anonymous admirer. Well, that's nice. Um... Do you like scary movies? Um... not really. Not so much.

And what was your name again? Aaron. Yeah, I just want to know who I'm looking at. Wait, what? I said I want to know who I'm talking to. Well, that's not why you said... Do you have a boyfriend? I do!

What? Uh, is he there? Uh-huh. Oh. Babe. Babe. Yeah. Phone.

What's- Hello? My phone, your phone. My phone, your phone. Landline. Hello? Hello. No, my phone, babe. No, my phone. No, not your don't just put your cell phone up to your ear pick up the landline

I can call back. I can call back. No, no, no. He's coming on the phone. He's he's done Hey, who's who am I talking to? Kevin I'll tell you my name if you tell me yours cool Or do you like scary movies? Yeah, I guess so. Uh, okay. I don't just really like scary movies, so we don't really watch them. Cool, cool, cool, cool. Uh, well, I better get the bit. Hey, can you make more popcorn when you're done talking to your friend? Hey bro, are you in the house? Uh, I'm looking at you right here. Oh yeah. Hi. Hey, yep. Hey.

Hey. What's up? I was gonna kill Aaron. Dude, I could kill Aaron sometimes, too. Right. Really? It comes when it comes down to, when it comes down to, is I get trashed for not cleaning the microwave.

Yes. Yes. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh my god. a lot of steps. Welcome to Blur in a Rittle Number 5.

That can't be right. I'm Adolfi, the skeleton of a dead rat. JPC will be pleased to know you are JPC, which stands for Jack O. Pumpkin Carved. And Aaron, you are eerie-key. And of course, you are eerie key. And of course, you're a boss lady business switch and just picture that image for just a moment.

The three of us around the table, a jack-a-lantern with a backwards baseball cap, a witch in a pantsuit, and an animated skeleton of a dead rat. Am I historically on these shows and my David S. Pumpkins? It feels like a choice that I made. I think so.

I think so. I found like 2018 you. I think I'm David S. Pumpkins. Here's what I want to ask. How long ago, let's go around the horn. How long ago do you think that David S. Pumpkin's sketch was? I want to say 28 years ago. What's wild? I just looked at something the other day.

We are closer to the beginning of World War II than the David S. Pumpupkin sketch is to us now. Whoa. Isn't that wild? I thought you were going to, yeah, that's crazy. Yeah. No, it's the end of World War II.

It's 45. It's not a 2.45. Wow, okay. Yeah, I'm interested. Yeah, it would be ridiculous for it to be like, what, 41? I can't- That makes sense to me. Are you all excited for Halloween? It would be ridiculous for it to be like what 41 I care Are you all excited for Halloween

That's all I wanted to know well this episode will hopefully get us on the mood Thank you for being honest, sorry, sorry, we love you Edel. I'm nothing. I love you too if not honest We have some business to take care of which is right up top I want to this out of the way, so it's not looming over the episode. Thank God. Of course, in Blood, Riddle, number four, in 2021, I asked a Halloween riddle, why do demons and ghouls hang out together? And of course, you've all waited a year, patiently, or impatiently, I don't know your business. I was going half on half off.

I was going patient and patient. I was going half on half off. I was going patient and patient. I was doing it month by month. Perfect. And now we're just a quick recap. Yes. It would have been November, very patient month for me. December, completely impatient, really wanted to know. January, this is not just January 2020.

I think I got it from here. You're doing your math wrong. Impatient days have September 30 patient and November. I think that got it from you doing your math wrong in patient days have September 30 patient and November JBC had inpatient and outpatient days. Yes, so what do we think the answer is why do ghouls and demons hang out together? Because no one else will accept them similar interests. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? The answer is After 365 full days mm-hmm because demons are a ghouls hang out together? The answer is after 365 full days, because demons are a ghoul's best friend. Demons are a ghoul's best friend. That's a fun little play on the song

Diamonds are a ghoul's best friend. Yeah, yeah. But it doesn't really rhyme or anything. No, no, no, no, that would say does it. Happy five year anniversary of the angriest I've ever been at, yeah. What a milestone. What's the five year I'm going gonna Google what five year is that right?

It's a demon ring or demon necklace Yeah, it always trips me up because we started this podcast what close to Halloween and would you get a grip? Nice. I would say I'm almost flattered that that's the madness you've ever been at me because that's that speaks That's a testament to our friendship. Yeah, you've been nothing but lovely to me But you can if you go back to that first blabber to riddle you'll hear me again at you That's I think that's one of the only maybe of three times. I feel true anger on Hey Riddle riddle It's hard to be angry here. You guys are a lot of fun

Aaron was more mad Aaron was more mad than I am and I'm the one who can't come if I don't hear the answer. Do a riddle. So imagine how I thought. Now your thumb was over the whole, JPC. That's gotta be it. Yeah. We should do episodes. We should do three different episodes at some point in the new year.

And we aim each episode to try and get each other angry. Like when episode where all we do is try and irritate JPC, we fudge our numbers in terms of our budgeting, yeah, trying to think what else. We text, what time are we recording today? What else, how long? Oh, so we forget our password, so we forget our password. We forget password, yeah.

What else, what else? Some good stuff. We break our foot on vacation. What else? I'm the one, honestly, with the foot foot on vacation. I I I'm the one Honestly with the foot breaks on vacation now. I'm the one I'm like I expect this this is the world This is the world that we live it. This is the way it goes Well, let's go ahead and maybe start off this episode

I do have sort of a special framing device for this episode I don't think we did this last year But I think we did it in blabber to riddle number three It's time for another episode of Mummy Mummy Mummy spider spider spiders give me such a fright a ghoul terrifies haunted doll here giveaway based on the tome attitude my death in riddies and puzzies undead adult writes a check. Does language mean anything anymore? Car we just say and sound.

Car, are we just saying sounds? Yeah. I don't know man. I truly, I truly zoned out. I couldn't tell you, I couldn't tell you four of the words that you just said. Well, you're gonna have to turn up your listening ears because... Blah! Muffin, muffin, terrify, haunted doll, her giveaway A cool, terrify, haunted doll, her giveaway Based on the Tom Adletude, my death and religion Puzzies under the adorate safe shake We're doing a game show, this is a haunted version

of Adorify's haunted doll giveaway. I think for the prize for this one, I didn't put much thought into this, but I think for the prize, whoever wins at the end of this episode, I'm going to send you two things. And this can either be for this year or next year, depending on how soon this can ship out. Sure.

You can, you will get a pound of your favorite candy, mailed directly to you and any one costume for your pet for Halloween or could he, Christian costume. I will be, I will be donating, I'll be donating my candy to a charity. Um, but the pet costume I will take. Perfect. Could you donate the candy to your dog? Yeah, I guess I could donate like a bunch of mountains bars to my dog if I wanted to kill my dog. I'm gonna change my name to charity. So JPC has to donate to me. Loop pole.

gonna change my name to charity. So JPC has to donate to me. Luke Paul. Aaron, I will pay you. I will pay the fee to get you to change your name. Well, let's go ahead and get started with this episode. This is again, a game show episode. So I will be hosting you to be participants. There is a scoring system that I will kind of make up as I go along. Okay. Let's go ahead and start things up. Just to kind of warm up, what I'd like the two of you to do is, ideally within, I don't know, 90 seconds, I want the two of you to alternate between the letters A through Z and just say things that start with that letter that are scary or related to Halloween.

So, JPC want you start with the letter A, we'll go all the way through Z and again, it's just trying to say words that are scary or related to Halloween. Sure. Give me one second. Let me just go ahead and pull up. You want to do the English alphabet, Alphabet. That's the one I'm, that's the one I'm least familiar with. Okay, I got it now. Ready? Yes. Uh, apples comma bobbing forward. Bats.

Cats comma black. Darkness. Evil as a concept. Brightening people. Ghosts. Mm-hmm. Um, hell. Nice.

Uh, inspectors, which is an introspector. Oh, I like that. Jokers. Kitchens, Kaba, after you've made pumpkins. Very messy. Very messy to do. Are we at six minutes? L for you, Aaron. Lice.

Monkey bones, comet, little, comet, evil. Um, um, um, nonz that are dead. And Aaron, during JPCs, words won't you think of your next one? Yeah, well I'm trying to think of what letter comes then. Uh, opining the loss of a loved one, uh, a la, that Edgar Allan Poe poem. Uh, Poe. That's most of them. Pintin' the minute.

Oh, nice, yes. Uh-huh. Queen, Elizabeth's Zodified Corpse. Rats. Scary, does. Uh-huh. Uh, tarantulas undead Vampires so I use vampire so Eric can't say no

victims of vampires Nice Which is comma crafts X-rays that show something bad Your dead body Zabies! Perfect timing. Very good. How did we beat last year's score?

It's hard to tell. I'm going to give, so we'll say that this was at 10 points. JPC, I'm going to give you six points. I think you used too many commas in your rounds. First of all, check your style guides, folks, because you actually can't use too many commas in your rounds. First of all, check your style guides, folks, because you actually can't use too many commas. And Aaron, I'm gonna give you six points as well, because you did very well,

but there were a few pauses. 40 minute pauses. And if you've 40 minute pauses, can you give us a little bit of that? It might defend us, I forgot the alphabet. I did get in high school, I got points off of, I think an essay that I wrote because I just filled that motherfucker with Cimic Collins.

Because there was nothing of this dog out that said that we go to use Cimic Collins and my teacher was not too pleased, nonplussed at my little antics. You wanna give a shout out to that teacher? Yeah, let's go and give a shout out to what's her name. Well, she's dead now, so I'm aware. Perfect, appreciate your teachers.

As it appreciate your teachers, even the little spiteful Crohn's Aaron, at some point I think during Jay, you mentioned jokers, which makes me think of Heath Ledger in the dark night returns, I believe. The dark night. One of the he wasn't in the dark night returns, because it wasn't a movie. And so what I thought to do, just because that's always fun,

is I'm gonna have just a very quick bonus round here. You can win up to five points on a winner here. Each of you do a Heath Ledger Joker impression. JPC, let's have you go ahead and start. Do you wanna know how I got SARS COVID-19? I didn't mask up and get vaccinated when I went into public places. That's my 2020 take on Heath Ledger's The Joker. Zero points out of five.

Come on! I'm ready. Oh, one point. Ready? Yes. Oh no, it's Panther Mime. Oh no. She's- she's holding a knife? Oh no, she's blowing it- okay, yes, she's blowing up the hospital, no, she's walking away. Okay. Okay, Aaron, technically a five for physicality, but a zero for articulating what you were doing. He doesn't talk during

that part. That's right. He's blowing up the hospital. That's one point for you. The answer we were looking for was Do you want to know how I got these scars? It's basically what I did. But you changed it to SARS. Basically what I did first thought didn't change it Okay, fucking five points for each of you. Yay If you can play it enough, you'll get more points. Yay That brings us to a new segment. We're gonna call Trailer, damn near Kilder. Okay.

You both have two minutes to improvise the perfect horror movie trailer based on the title I give you. You will do all the voices, all the sound effects, any narration you might need, all the edits, etc. Your mission is to make me scared to miss this movie. Okay. GPC and Aaron, who would like to go first? You're both tied at 11 points. Then I will select that Aaron should go first. Perfect. Aaron, the title of your movie, are you ready?

You're going to have two minutes. The title of your movie, trailer that we're about to see, is for the movie, Dead and Breakfast. Little play on Bed and Breakfast. Do I describe what's happening at all or am I just doing the voices? J.B.C. let's have you go first. No, no, I'm happy. I'm doing it. But do I... You do the whole trailer, Aaron. You do all the voices, all the sound effects, any characters, any narration, anything like that. Cool, I'm ready. Great, so this is the trailer for Dead and Breakfast. It's raining, it's pouring beyond menace knowing.

Grimpa! Grimpa, wake up! I have to get to school and you have to make me It's snowing. Grandpa! Grandpa, wake up! I have to get to school and you have to make me breakfast. Grandpa? It's raining. It's raining.

It's snowing. I guess I'll make my own breakfast. The don't think I have to break the cereal. It's all spiders! This sock toad black. Oh no I see the I missed the bus to school. I'm gonna have to walk to school but it's basically like night outside. Hmm, I hope nothing bad happened on the way to school. It's really, it's boring. While I'm walking to school on all the grandparents are at their doors

on the street. It's been staring at me. It's a creepy way. I'm gonna start running to school. Oh no, I fell into a hole One minute left Does she remember what it's called Did she remember the title of this trailer?

Air and 50 points if you can say the title is moving What is it Aaron? No, she started to say something that it's not No, did you say desperate breakfast? No, it's not death for breakfast No, it's a pun it's not death for breakfast. No, no, it's a pun. It's a pun there and breakfast dad Subscribe it's like it gets to the channel card and the nearer it goes, oh no! This octopus!

I want to say eating death? I haven't had an e-mail somewhere! Aaron, close that your trailer. At least I have some foods in the movie. Aaron, yes, yes, yes. Something about the movie. Starring who? We learned about. Good.

Has all the roles. It's just clubs. It's just clubs. Perfect. Breakfast death. Yeah, perfect. Okay. I can't breathe.

Aaron, that was two minutes and 45 seconds. Can I get a bonus point of I remember the name of Aaron's movie? I can't breathe. Error, that was two minutes and 45 seconds. Can I get a bonus point if I remember the name of Aaron's movie? I can't breathe. Yes you can. I think it's a dead and breakfast. It is dead and breakfast, Jake. Oh, let me try again. I swear.

No, I swear. God, I got it. Hold on. Hold on real quick. JPC gets 10 points for remembering the name. Aaron, you have 11 points right now. JPC has 21. You can spend all 11 of your points to redo your trailer. Yeah.

But if I don't like it, you're done to zero. Oh great. Okay. Okay, here we go. This is a trailer for Dead and Breakfast. Aaron, do you get the pun, too? Because if you know the pun, you'll remember. Yes, I guess.

Now I've heard, now I've heard the pun before. I think I even said it's like Ben Breakfast. I'm telling you I was panicking. Yes, of course. Okay, so okay now I understand. I don't think I laughed that hard baby ever in my life. Okay, yeah, did you know I didn't know the name? How did I know?

Because I listened to the trailer. Aaron, I can't stress enough. I can't stress enough. This has to be a new trailer and you cannot use the song. It's raining it's pouring and you cannot use the song. It's raining its boring Okay cross the town Now I don't have any notes. Okay, I'm ready. Okay, uh two minutes starts now Okay, babe, I got to get to work You're always off to work. I feel like we haven't gone on a date or connected it all lately

Babe, I'm gonna make part there, I gotta keep working. Okay, goes on to my computer, looks up, B&Bs in Vermont for a weekend away with my loved one in the fall. Honey, surprise! Pack your bags, we're going to Vermont to a B&B! It's owned by a sweet old couple. And then, um, we'll reconnect and we'll be in love still. Okay babe, that's a great idea. I love you. Driving up to Vermont. We're singing, it's raining, but we're not singing that song. And we're... Oh, we're here! Huh! Look, this place looks a little disheveled.

It's probably pretty cozy on the inside. Oh, it looks like this place is kind of frozen in time, kind of scary. Well, welcome to the Vermont B&B! They come on in, have you met my husband? Oh, these people seem familiar and eerie. Yes, let me take your bags, I'm the husband. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. till 10 a.m. And death fist is from...I mean...enjoy your stay.

Honey, is there something weird about this couple? No, you're just ages. They're just a sweet old couple who owned a baby. You're just be...you just don't like old people. Because you have a fear of getting older and I'm falling out of love. 90 seconds left here? No. That can't be right.

No, honey, that's not it. And then weird stuff started happening. Uh, our bags, they're filled with spiders. Oh no! We, uh, we walked down the stairs and the old woman's playing the piano. And then she turns, she has no face! Scary, scary, scary, scary. Honey, I know why they seem so familiar.

You've just got stabbed, and before you die, I know why the couple seems familiar. Why, well, how are they familiar? Honey, they're us. Coming this October. Will to foe as every part Dad and breakfast Say Aaron very nice What's the job so you wagered your 11 points to redo and I'm happy to say you keep those 11 points and I'm

I'm gonna add 20 more So you're at 31. I would have given you more points Aaron, but I did notice just like your first trailer, you did have something full of spiders. Yeah, at that point, I sort of had felt like I bit off too much. I personally, I liked the twist where the old couple was them. I love that twist. I love that twist. That's a very interesting twist. I love this. That's very scary. Yeah, that's legit terrifying and a legit good idea, Aaron. I hope you write that movie.

No, I'm gonna write, I'm gonna stick with the first one. No, no, I'm gonna stick with my first movie. I cannot believe how poorly that went. I cannot believe how bad that went. Aaron, that's my favorite thing that's ever happened to me on four years on this earth. And before that, 10 years on Mars. I do think a lot of horror movies these days do like a popular song, but they make it

creepy. Yeah, so it'll be like, it'll be like a version of like money. Didin' to do. It's a drag. Where it's like, money's not a scary song by Pink Floyd, but this person's singing it, it's terrifying. So I do enjoy that. I don't know what they want from me. The more money we come up on the more half of

the sweetest of the time. Is that puffed up? I don't know. Tell me the world. I'm not known. Holy shit. Aaron, 50 points for that. That is honestly, now I want to hear that in a trailer.

I want to hear a scary version of All Star in a trailer. That's my fucking dream now. Aaron, 50 points for that. That's brilliant. JPC since you've been waiting patiently and you've done nothing wrong. I'm going to give you two choices. Thank you for saying that. If it's really that, I've done nothing wrong. I'm gonna give you two choices. Thank you for saying that. Thank you for saying that.

If it's really that, I've done nothing wrong. You've been very patient. I've been a perfect little gentleman. You've been a perfect good little boy and I can't understand why your teacher was mean to you. And I'm glad she's dead. Yeah, I'm glad she's dead too. Actually, I hope she's not.

I'm gonna give you two options. You can choose. You were hoping that she's not, doesn't make her not dead. That's a weird thing. I already told you she was. Okay, then I regret saying that. Yeah, but see, I'm gonna give you two titles. You get to choose between the two. Okay. This is just a little bonus since you've been such a good little boy.

Sure. You can choose between ghoul runnings. Okay. Or... There's something in my ass. Oh, there's something in my ass. Absolutely. That's yeah. Great. Then I don't have to do any of the voices that I don't want to do for Google Runnings. John Candy. All right, there's something in my ass. Great. So this is a trailer for this movie. I deal with you. Let us know who's starring in it and when it's coming out and mention the title and your two minutes starts now. Excuse me did someone here order a large sausage pizza? I don't know, Carolyn, did you order a large sausage pizza?

I didn't order a large sausage pizza, but I'm certainly hungry for one. Good because it's large, and it's definitely enough for two. Hmm, yeah, let's have a big bite of that pizza. Uh, okay, just a backup here. It is a pizza. It's just a pizza. I'm a pizza delivery man, I'm not work. This is my job, please respect that. Oh yeah, we definitely respect that, don't we, Carolyn?

Mmm, we are gonna have a big bite of that, Pete. Okay, okay, okay. I'm beginning to think that you think this piece of situation is gonna end in a way different than how I intended it to Earth. Am I wrong? You're not wrong about that. Okay, good. So we've got ground rules at play. Here's what's gonna happen. You've not wrong about that. Okay good so we've got the ground rules at play.

Here's what's gonna happen. You've already played for it. You're gonna leave it on the porch. I don't even want a tip. I want a tip. Don't you want a tip? No. No. That's exactly the kind of shit that I'm talking about that I don't. I do not. I do not want to engage with. I'm leaving. Okay. Well, goodbye. Wait a second. Was this a whole thing, do you do this thing so you can get out of paying a tip? This isn't like a tip scam thing, is it?

Hey, mate, come on. Fuck off, okay? It's not a tip scam, okay? We wanted to have sex with you. Well, now I do want a tip. And so do we. No! No! I...

Not... Do it this! I'm not playing this game! And you're at two minutes? There's no... This summer! The studio for the TV show is for the release. Stay for long, that's for the release. This summer! release this summer

This summer Stupid completely they completely fuck this they completely fuck this they froze us they basically froze us This summer Robert to Nero is Tired sticking in my ass or whatever Wow after all that you forgot the title. Interesting. We did interesting. Interesting.

Interesting. So, JPC. So, JPC. What was the pun on mine? There's no pun in that one. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. Here's going to be cool runnings, but then I had to come up with a second title, and

so I just came up with... Got it. Got it. Yeah. So, here's the thing. Yours was going to be cool runnings, but then I had to come up with a second title. And so it just came up with got it, got it, got it. Yeah. Um, so you forget the name too? No. I was 100 points. Aird for 100 points. Do you know the name? I don't know. There's something in my ass. Um, there's something in my ass. So JBC, very funny. So I'm going to give you 20 points for comedy, because that was very funny. I'm gonna give you an extra 10 points for having it released in the summer because that was surprising and funny, which is doubly good. I'm a little upset because much like a lot of trailers these days, I feel like I saw the whole movie. Yeah, I don't need to go see it. That's so true. But you know what you saw and I have to defend my trailer

on this. What you saw was a scene from the movie. And that is my favorite type of trailer. I think Dunkirk did it. I, if you're going to show me two minutes of a movie, just show me two minutes like in the middle of the fucking movie or something. Let me figure out what the movie is about when I go see it. Where, where in the movie? So say this is like an hour 40 run time. Where in the movie does that go? That's the last scene okay So points remain the same if that was the first thing I would give you an additional 200 But since it's the last scene your score stays where it's at ending of the movie that's the last scene What I say last thing I mean it's an after credit scene and almost has nothing to do with the movie

It's the last scene because I ran out of money after And I quit the movie it's a last there's a 12 minute of money after that scene and I quit the movie. It's the last there's a 12 minute movie. There's 10 points up for grabs. If you can tell me who Robert DeGiro plays from those three characters. Hmm. I want to say Caroline because it was the only named character. That is a correct answer.

So that's 61 points. Yes. And for one final additional 10 point bonus, okay. Much like Aaron did with All Star by Smashmouth, is there a song that you could sing in a creepy way that would be just a fucking delight? Okay, a song that I can sing. I've been really thinking about this.

Okay, let's try it out. Just a small town girl living in a lonely world. 10 points, take them 10 points. a small town girl living in a lonely world. 10 points, take them 10 points. She took the midnight train. And extra 10 is stopped right now. I can't do something. Ah! Okay, right now we have a JPC is at 81 points.

Yes. Aaron is at 80. And we're gonna move on to. What if I told you that hurt my feelings? Aaron, you're at 82. Wow. Thank you. Of course, I want everyone to know that this game show is regulated by the FCC. We do have to follow their rules and standards and practices or whatever, whatever the fuck that shit is.

Uh-huh. So here on the score is you at 82, JPC at 81. Let's stop and we'll take a quick little ad break. I'll give you each five points for your patients on that. And we'll be right back. Can I say, I do want to stop, but I see a producer after the side who looks like they're going to be yelling at me during the break. Can we maybe just push through? It's so he looks really mad at me for something that I've done on this episode. Oh,

I'm afraid we do have to take a break. Okay, his face looks like the girl from Willy Wonka after she ate that thing, and it's just like big and blue, so. Oh, sorry, buddy. Okay, can you suck it up? Can you suck it up? I guess I'm gonna have to. We'll be right back.

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Sure, yeah, I wore the skeleton outfit just because I figured this was coming. Happy Halloween a few months early. It's not yet. What is it? So you know how the two of you I was like guys I am always so hungry for lunches and dinners and the like and you Jokers told me oh JPC. It's okay. All you have to do is take some you know American paper currency tape it to your front door close the door and then wait until someone brings you food

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that was my impression of riff rap from Rocky Horror Picture Show. One of my favorite rappers. Awesome. Was that good here? Awesome. Point for Aaron. Thank you. Oh, good news for me. What I thought was a producer waiting to yell at me was a man in cardiac arrest.

Good news. Good news. Great news for me. Let's get to, there's no time to waste right now. It is Halloween. We gotta get to the fucking spooky. We're gonna do some Halloween trivia now This will be ideally as fast as possible. I do want to hear a buzz saw in so whenever I have the answer You won't say buzz you'll say buzz saw cuz I would you accept bones are already I

Will but if Aaron says buzz saw before you finish that then she does get to chime in. All right, I mean, I did do this to myself, so I will sleep in the bed I've made. What is that from? Bonesaw's ready. That is from the first spider, the Toby McGuire Spider-Man, where he has to wrestle against a guy as the rest of the pit. Randy Macherman's having it. It's Macherman Randy Savage. And he says his name's the Bonesaw.

Come here, brother. You want to know where we got these cards brother Wrestling is actually a super exploitative industry and you guys you have to breathe. You're both gonna Gbc you get 10 points for playing with me in the space And Aaron you get four points for recognizing our safety. Yeah, thank you Okay, so it's air 92, GPC 96. And just, I'm keeping track of home. It's board important to have a good time

that you recognize safety. That's what we're saying with the points. Uh, here's a Halloween trivia. Again, uh, buzz saw in as soon as you possibly can. Number one, is pumpkin a fruit or a vegetable? Bones are ready. Bones are ready. Bones are.

GPC? I think that a pumpkin is a vegetable. Okay, it is a fruit because of the seeds. Because of the seeds. Aaron, since you know why it was a fruit, you do get one point. I guess it's a seed. Which state in the U.S. Number two, which state in the U.S.A. produces the most pumpkins?

Bones are ready. J.B.C. I think you got it. California. No, Aaron, do you want to steal? No, this is not not a yes or no? Minnesota no, I'll give you a hint. I'm in it right now Illinois Illinois produces 40% of the nation's pumpkins no points awarded Well, remember three. What was the original name for candy corn?

Most of it I think JVC got it. I'm surprised you keep getting in. The original for candy corn? Yes. Diary appellate. Okay, point for that because that's great. Aaron, do you have a guess? No. Okay. No, I don't. The original name was chicken feed chicken feed number four speaking of canicorn Can you name the colors of canicorn from top to bottom buzzer Aaron? Orange yellow white that is incorrect JPC you want to steal the fuck? Yes, orange you glad I didn't say but it is white yellow orange number five country did- In the bottom, it's orange at the top.

Oh, from top to bottom. Get upside down. Oh, I did from bottom to top. Aaron, you get a point. Thank you. It's just a matter of perspective. I broke my damn heart. Wait, is there a bottom or a top?

Yeah, the wider part is a top. In every relationship. Why does the wider part have to be the bottom? That's classist. Mm, yeah, I agree. Number five, in what country did Halloween originate? Bulls are ready. I'm gonna say like all good things that came from the United States of America. That is incorrect. I mean, possibly a modern day version. But yeah.

So I'll give you a point for that. But Aaron, I'll give you two points if you can get the answer I have here. Wait, well, Halloween is based off of the pagan holiday. Yeah. Aaron, do you want to guess? Switzerland. No, I don't. Yes, yeah, it's basically a Sanjohuagan. Yes.

So I should get maybe a Kabbota's point for knowing that. You get all three points. You get all three points. Okay, great. So you're up at 100, Aaron, you're at 94 JPC, you're at a... Equipable with that question. Halloween and Sanjohuagan. Equipy with that question.

I'll be with that question. Quibble with that question. Vertical, 10 second video. It numbers out of money. Oh no, Boots on in the big mistake. You messin' all of his martial man money and Quibble. Uh oh. Spider-Man, kill me, kill me, kill me, kill me, kill me. Kill me's better man, now I'm Alex Jones.

I just lost, I'm building dollars. What's goin' on? If my bust bus will trapping so my web right? Negative five points of JPC cuz I am very worried about you Next question next question. What does the name of Dracula mean? Both's already bus. Oh JPC one who sucks No damn it I mean, bones already. Bussah. JPC. One who sucks. No. Damn it. Aaron, do you want to steal?

It means everything to me. Aaron pointed that because that's adorable. That's a point. That's a point. It means son of the devil. Next question. Speaking of Dracula, what was Dracula or the person Dracula was based off of what was their real name?

Bonesah was ready. I saw. JPC. Was it Vlad the Impaler? It is Vlad the Impaler. Otherwise, no, it's Vlad Teppis or Vlad Teppid, depending on you. Wait, what is this? This is who Dracula was based off of.

It was like a Romanian guy who used to like impale people through their anus and out their mouth. And I gotta say, if you're going to a Spanish restaurant, stay away from the Vlad Tappis. It is blood. It's just blood. It's blood. I don't like that at all. I don't like that at all. I don't like that at all.

I don't like that at all. I don't like that at all. I don't like that at all. I don't like that at all. I don't like that at all. I don't like that at all. I don't like that at all. I don't like that at all.

I don't like that at all. I don't like that at all. I don't like that at all. I don't like that at all. I don't like that at all. I don't like that at all. I don't like that at all. I don't like that at all. I'm not here for locked up and we're for good time No, I bet one of you I assume one of you was gonna buzz it and say Igor that is incorrect I was I was actually gonna buzz and try to remember the name of the actor who played Igor and Young Frank and oh Marty Feldman Marty Feldman. Yeah, I will tell you in the Gary Oldman Dracula

Which was produced by Francis Ford Coppola I believe or directed by, this character is played by Tom Waitz, one of my favorite musicians. Ooh, God. What is this character's name? This is Dracula's Sidekick, three, two, one. I guess it's Renfield. Renfield. Renfield.

Ren-Nan-Nan-Nan-Nan-Nan-Nan. Huh. It's a bit new every day. Aaron Esper, one of the favorite things you've ever done on the show. JJ made of hay couldn't go to the bonfire. You're tattooed. My tattoo, my one and only tattoo.

From which words did bonfire originate? It came from two words, which two words? Bonapetite and fire. You got it there? You're fired. Aaron, I'm going to give it to you. You do get a point. The two words are bone and fire and you say

Bone apathy and fire Jewel at priests with row bones of cattle into the flames during early celebrations. That's where that comes from Does the marrow burn what what the fuck are they just don't they just don't wait good boats Next question every Halloween Charlie Brown helps his friend Linus wait for what character to appear. Bulls are ready. Damn it. That's Aaron. Aaron got that. Yeah. The great pumpkin.

Fuck. I'm sorry they are waiting for Godot to appear. Godot. Gotcha. Aaron, you do get one point for the great pumpkin. The great pumpkin also a member of the IDF though. So bravely protect the Israel and all of her national interests. And I love, I mean, just a great, during the pandemic, what a wonderful little tick-tock they made or whatever the fuck that was.

Oh, the, the imagine video of God. What a, what a, I was nested me in the imagine video, don't understand why. Ranna, you died. You died like four years ago. That's why. Off to heaven for me. You died like four years ago. That's why off to heaven for me Next question according to superstition if you stare into a mirror at midnight in Halloween, what will you see? This is a tough one. I think JPC got it loneliness You're not give you a half point for that

Aaron you're 98 Aaron do you want to guess? Um, bloody Mary. Possibly. That's a good guess. That's a good guess. I'm gonna give you a half point for that because this, this is a possible, uh, correct answer. So according to the superstition, if you stare into a mirror at midnight on Halloween, you will see your future husband or wife. Huh. Um, what? And it could be bloody Mary.

Uh, next question from what? Wait, well, I see Mariah behind me or well, I see like a different person. Good day. Well, Mariah is my future wife. Oh, that's a good point. Yeah. Make sure he stands behind you during that time.

Yeah, just make sure you position that mirror correctly. Okay. I don't, yeah, it's midnight of Halloween. What's she doing in there? Get out of here. Next question. I'm trying to poop. I have to poop super late at night

so no one can hear me. Cause I do make a big sound. I don't know how to get it to not make a big sound. If it gets, please do not be, please do not be, if you know how to get it to not make a big sound. What's that? Is it like a big old pop?

No one asked. No one asked. It's not the poop that makes the big sound. How dare you assume it's What's that? Is it like a big old pop? No one asked. No one asked. Not the poop that makes the big sound. How dare you assume it's the process that makes the sound. Next question from which region in the world do pumpkins originate? But Aaron? America. You're half right. So I'll give you a point. South east of America. Okay, you got further away, but we'll remain that half point will stay. Thank you. GPC half the answer is America. Do you want to guess the other half?

Three America at large. We were looking for America. Fuck yeah. Oh damn central America. Yeah, it's gonna say it seems like like squashes and stuff are from here, right? Yeah. Uh, here's the next question. Complete this lyric from the hit Halloween song, The Monster Mash. Mm-hmm. I was working in the lab late one night. Buzz. Aaron. When my eyes be held in Erie's site. Aaron, you got it. That's why you're eerie key. Wow I couldn't I could not tell you for the life of me one of my favorite songs top 10 favorite songs I couldn't tell you the lyrics to the favorite song JPC or 95 and a half points Aaron you're at 100 since you're the first to 100 will give you another 100 So you're up to 200 hmm. I forgot about that. This is starting to feel like a game of fucking Mario party

We're like what does any of it matter? Why did I win all the fucking minigames? Aaron, the next two questions are going to be, I think in your favor, to ensure the first two 100, what do people in New England call the night before Halloween? Bones, I was right. JPC, I think, was first. I think they call it all Hallows Eve. That's a great guess.

Thank you. I'm gonna give you a half point for that guess because it's a great one. It is incorrect. Aaron, do you happen to know? No, I don't. Wait, can I try to get it? October 30th.

Can I try to get it? That's very funny. You get a point for that. I'm trying to, how do the, I'll hollow that. I'm trying to do a boss tonight, so all hollow that. You're talking scouts.

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Or it. I think so for you specifically, yes. Yeah. Next question in 2004, the city, oh, I'm sorry, we have one more geared towards Aaron. I promise that. Got it. Aaron, this one's skewed towards you,

but either one of you could buzz in. What costume does Lindsay Lohan's character wear to the Halloween party in the movie Mean Girls? Buzzsaw. Aaron. She's like a zombie bride. That is correct, bride of Frankenstein. So 2002. Do you know what?

2002. 2002 points, Aaron. You know what? I said 2002. You have 2002 points. Nice. That was the year the movie Mean Girls came out. Probably. Came out in 2004 I think. Next question. Speaking of 2004, that's weird, Aaron,

another thousand points for you for guessing what a year I was going to say next. A sex. And 2004, the city, Jbz year 96, you could still, there's still time. Oh good. In 2004, the city of Hollywood banned the use of what party item on Halloween. Bones was ready. Jbz. I'm gonna say on Halloween. Bones I was ready. JBC I'm gonna say poppers. Ooh, I think poppers are still at large in Hollywood. Firework. No, I'm sorry.

The answer was silly string. I think it's very bad for both humans and the environment. I think it's good for birds. I think birds can build their nest out of it. That sounds about right. Next question, which horror movie icon has the highest on-screen body count as of whenever this question was written? So... Bones are ready. J.B.Z.

I gotta say that it's Freddie. Close. That is close, but that is incorrect. I don't know. That would have been my guess. Aaron, do you want to give any other guess? No, okay, it's Jason Voorhees now Is it because wasn't his mom always in the first one a bunch of people in the first one? So does that count towards his body count? That's what this said You know what because there's doubt I'm gonna give you

Four points to you. You're at the heart of my ass. Okay. The Tony can all treatment and that there can be no doubt We only have a few more trivia questions here three more who famous next question who famously died on Halloween day 1926 Oh, this was like John Adams or something here and air and I'll give you a hint He died in the 4th of July. I'll give you a hint The reason they died is because they didn't have time to flex their stomach. I will say what year? Oh, but I'm ready. Aaron got it. Who Dini first name?

Harry Did does that mean does he die and cost him? Hmm, I don't know the dream. Did you have a costume except for those weird diapers, those black diapers he wore in his milk tank? I think he, so I think someone punched him in the stomach and then he died like two days later or something. Yeah, it was that I think that kill Bill punch where he took like, you know, two days so it's like, it's a 20,000 steps.

He took about 20,000 steps and then killed over. Two more questions. Next one, what was the first movie to show a toilet on screen? And hence, it's a horror movie. What was the first movie to show a toilet on screen? Oh, okay. Damn, I don't know.

I don't know. I just heard about it. Bones house ready, was it the original psycho? It was the original psycho in 1960. Was it really that? Yep, before that, movies just showed people shitting on the floor. Ah!

I was gonna say psycho, but that seems way too late in time. Yeah, 1960 is the first time they showed a toilet? And again, again, again, again. I think someone's gonna ride in, be like, actually, it was in this. I can't tell you enough. I don't care, this is what I found online.

Hey, send us your toilet movies. If you know some early 50s toilet movies that we can watch, we'll definitely review crew. Next month, early 50s toilet movies, all four options. I'm not gonna fault it. I don't care. Here's the very last one. What do the Halloween colors, black and orange signify?

And this is a two pointer, one for each color. Buzz. Aaron was that a buzz saw? Buzz saw. signify and this is a two-pointer hmm one for each color buzz Aaron was that a buzz saw? buzz saw Aaron okay bone cells ready pumpkins and darkness I can I say well fuck I could not I was gonna say pumpkin's a darkness that's what I was gonna say well here's the thing for group mind you each get a hundred points okay

effectively means no one got any points but whatever yeah that's fine. Okay. So JPC you're at 201, air in your 3,103. Love it. The orange stands for harvest, which pumpkin. So you are both pretty much correct. Sure. And the black signifies death, which is darkness, although dark miss my old friend. So you both technically got it. So two more points each to both of you, means nobody got any points the circle of life death and harvest

And that is the end of our trivia round. Do you all feel like you learned something? I do I feel like I learned something that you read on a website that we didn't really fact check So yes, I feel like yeah, I feel like I learned something James, I'm so glad you said that because it is time for my favorite segment. I mean, technically my favorite segment is now the trailer game. But this is close second. Previously, my favorite segment was rap for daddy. Of course, inspired by the worst lyric in the song Monster Rap by one Bobby Bourse Picket.

This of course, we do every blow, riddle, riddle. The two of you will be given a topic and then you will quote unquote rap for daddy. Okay. I will give you your topics. Aaron, since you are in the lead by just a smidge. Would you like to go first or second? I'll go second. That's right. JBC that means you go first. I can't be what that means. Your topic whenever you are ready, your topic is... Pumpkin Spice. Pumpkin Spice. Hmm.

Hmm. Well, it's Halloween time and I'm feeling nice, so I reach for a pumpkin spice. Hmm. Wait, this tastes bad. How many of these things have I had? Did I wait all year for this? Draking it. Kind of tastes like this. Kind of

wish we didn't have these anymore. They could honestly go on the floor. So I pour it out on the floor of the Starbucks and the manager comes out and says, Hey, asshole! What the fuck do you think you're doing? And I say, Hey man, this shit tastes bad. I thought on the floor the day I've had He punches me squarely in the jaw and I say no, I'm good or sure and that means Sue The guy at this time. I Yeah, very nice. They're very good. Okay. I did a really good job. You do a wonderful job. JPC 100 points for the ramp. Thank you. And 2000 points for somehow, somehow she's hurting in piss. So JPC, you're at 2,303. Aaron, you're currently standing at 3,105.

It's still anybody's game. That's true. Aaron, are you ready? Yes. Aaron, you're about to wrap for daddy in your topic is... Fall sweaters. Or... Oh no. Dead and breakfast. Let's see. She can work in both. I trust her. I'm gonna tell you a story cause you know Z.

I'll tell you all about how to make cozy. You can't start a meeting. You can't start immediately laughing. That's not fair. I'm jumping back in, okay? Mm-hmm. Let's start the track, okay, so. Gather round, kids.

Wow. You guys set me up for such failure. Here you go, Erin. Here you go. Gather round kids Wow Here you go here. Here you go But keep the first liner Yeah, okay here Okay, hold on you find it Gather round kids because there's school I'm gonna teach you how to be cool. I don't j- I don't want j- you see don't know any better they don't even know how to

pick out a sweater. A cool false sweater is great, nothing rhymes with great, false sweaters. Favourite, famously a lot of great. I gotta say that was still better than mine. I already get one more round. I hope you're hungry for some food dead and breakfast. Perfect, we'll stop there, yeah. I immediately started rapping and Adel was immediately dying left. I think here's what was so funny to me was that it was almost like this conspiratorial like it's almost like you were rapping in class and the teacher was talking or something

because you were like, hey everybody, let me tell you that. It was so soft spoken and so casual that I could not, I couldn't hold it in. Aaron, 30,000 points. Welcome to the dead and breakfast. Welcome to the show. You're all about to meet Mr. Willem DeFoe. I wish I had said that. Aaron, 30,000 points for you. That brings you up to 33,105, JPC. You're just behind with 2303. Still anybody's game. Still anybody's game.

Anybody's game. Great, we're coming to our, this is our last game of the episode. This is the last game of BlaRid or Rital. This is called 25,000 Holler FiraMid. What's going to happen is I texted you both a list of 10 words or phrases. Did you get those? I got my list, yes.

Okay. So you each have 10 words. What you're going to do, this is like what we played on the livestream the other day. So this is the game, $25,000 pyramid, but we've made it 25,000 Holler Fira Mid. So these are Halloween or spooky themed words or phrases. You have to get the other person to guess. So you're working together right now. JPC, you're gonna go first.

You're going to be giving clues to Aaron. You cannot say the word listed or any version of the word listed. If you do, I will cancel out that word, if it's correctly, or I will give sort of a buzzer, something just to let you know to move on if you've spoiled it. But if you're the giver, I'm gonna give you two points per word that receiver gets,

and if you're the receiver, you get one point for every word you get right. Does that make sense? Still anyone's game. It's the only ones game. JPC, are you ready? I am ready, yes. Aaron, are you ready to guess? I'm yes. Aaron, are you ready to guess?

I'm ready. OK, 60 seconds on the clock starts. OK. Now, hang this on your door in the holiday times. Wreath. A box in the ground where you put dead people. Coughin. The person who works at the graveyard.

Oh my god. Keeper. Not the graveyard. Oh my god. Keeper, both of us. Yeah, not the sky, the... Groundkeeper. There you go. This is a person who works in a church. Does the sermons... Priests.

This is kind of like the barrier surrounding a graveyard. Thirty seconds. Thirty seconds. Simon Ferry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got fence, but it's also like it's made of a certain type of material. Iron fence. Yeah, but it's a specific type of iron. Kind of a rod iron fence. It's a rod iron fence. Yes, this is where the priest does his duties inside. It's not a church. Oh, God, not the smaller church. Thanks, smaller church.

A chapel, the chapel. Okay, so this is where you might find a coffin inside of a not a sarcophagus, but a... I know the word, stop. Pause time. A... Don't bother saying pause time, it was in the word. Trying.

Aaron, if you get this, the time is up, but Aaron, if you get this, we'll give you, we'll still give it up. Oh God, that's on the tip of my tongue. A, um, um, a mod, it begins with an M. Uh, no, uh, it's a two, uh, okay. Wonderful.

So I think that was six. That was six, yeah. So JPC, you get 12 points, Aaron, you get six points. Uh, technically number six was Chappelle, um, but I didn't really feel like doing any of his stand up. So it's kind of doesn't age well. Wait number six was Chappelle. It's oh I see. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it for this. Like, oh, I don't worry about it. Aaron, do you have your words? I'm ready to go. Okay. So Aaron, you're now going to be giving to JPC. JPC, you ready? Yes.

Yes. Here we go. 60 seconds on the clock and your time starts now. If it walks across your path, it's an animal. It's a bad luck. A black cat. If you walk under it, it's a bad luck. A bridge.

No, it leans up against a building, a fire, a fighter's use it. A fire escape. No, they climb. You have one in your house. A ladder. Yes. It's an unlucky number, it comes after 12. 13. A opposite of pepper.

Salt. This part of my face. The eye. The eyes. And then, but it's bad, bad, bad. Scouling eyes. No, begins but it's bad, bad, bad. Scowling eyes. No, it begins at the same letter.

30 seconds? An eye sword. No, can I come back? Yeah, sure. You put them outside and they make noise when a breeze comes. Children, windshives. Yes. Oh, talk to like this, and you use it in the rain.

I'm Braille. Find it, pick it like this and you use it in the rain umbrella Oh find it pick it up and you'll have luck. It's a coin. Yep big from Sesame Street. Oh big bird It's so lucky you find it in the grass. It has not three. Yep, and then the other thing is this thing, but. And it's time, but I'll allow you to finish your, your clue, Aaron, you can finish your clue. So it's someone who is so dastardly, and it begins with the same letter that this starts with.

Okay, okay. And it's so it's before this. So, yeah. And if I scowl at you, I'm giving you the. Evil eye? Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's it. Aaron, you get 20 points.

JPC, you get 10. So let's see here. Okay. So, hold on. Yes. Aaron got more points there than... Yeah, if you're the giver, you get double. So what was my incentive to get those?

There was none. That was the trick. The trick is to try and get the person to get those. There was none that was the trick. The trick is to try and get the first to guess yours. As always, try and guess. And a very well-constructed game. JPC 1000 points for pointing out the holes in my game. So the final score. Well not final. The smart move for me would have just been say Baba Boba Booey, but it, well, Boba Booey. Boba Booey. Boba Booey. The scores it stands now, JPC 3,325,

Aaron 3,331. Okay. JPC, you're behind six points. For five points, do you remember the name of either movie that you two did the trailer for? Aaron's was dead in breakfast. Dead in breakfast. And mine was, do it in the big ass. Aaron's was dead in breakfast. Dead in breakfast.

And mine was, do it in the big ass. Do it in the ass, up in the ass. Up in the ass. It's a George Clooney movie. So neither of you get points for that. So Aaron, you win 3,000, 3,000, 3,000, 31 points and you record fuck. You let me know.

Thank you, because I dealt with true deep humiliation in this episode. I might be O-5. I might be O-5, oh these guys. O-5, wow I might be O-in-5. I might be O-in-5 all these days. O-in-5, wow, I don't know O-in-5. O-in-5. Just, anyone they bow in. So Aaron, let me know what candy you want a pound of

and let me know what costume you would like for Lou for this Halloween or next. It doesn't have to be now, unless you have it. I'll say do something. Okay, famously I already bought you five pounds of orange starburst. So this is just a pound, this is nothing. Casey, can we go and play one voicemail please?

One eight of five real one. Hey, hey, hey, hey, middle, middle voicemail. Hey, Riddle Riddle is not held responsible for any physical injury, mental disturbance, or emotional turmoil that may occur during the recording or replaying of these messages. Thanks for calling. Hey, hey Rital Rital voicemail! Alright, Fluteville. My name is Hunter and I, I was like a piece of Rital based advice. I just left my job to pursue law school full-time and when you don't work, it gets hard to pay your bill. So any riddle-based advice would be great and jolly.

Thank you all of you. Thank you, thank you, goodbye, bye. Well, thank you so much for the voicemail. Yeah, Hunter asks, I believe, they're starting law school, but now they're doing that full time so they need money. And I mean, I think you answered your own question. You're in law school, you're learning the law pretty well. Now it's time to slip and fall in front of some businesses. I really use the law to your advantage. Yes.

Here's what you wanna do. You wanna get hit by a city bus, not a gray hound. You do not wanna get hit by a private bus. You wanna get hit by a city bus, not a greyhound. You do not want to get hit by a private bus You want to get hit by a city bus. You want the bus to be going very slow. You want it to maim but not kill you And then you want to cash in. I mean you could probably pay for all of law school by getting hit by I'm gonna say one to five city buses Yeah, it works for Tracy Morgan I'm gonna say that's a phenomenal advice. You can't top that But I will say if you're practicing I assume during current times you're practicing like e law like online law

We'll call it e law if you take e law and write it backwards it spells of course Wally one of the biggest grossing movies of all time what I would say is write your own wally take the template from wally Which is wonderful Pixar movie and write your own version of that. And that of course will rake in billions of dollars. And if you get even just 10% of that, you'll be set for life, Erin. Don't join any MLMs. Just stay vigilant of that.

You're gonna be looking for some income streams that can come from the side. Don't do that. I'd say do JPCs and get a couple of save buses. Yeah, I mean, there's just, there's infinite amount of good ideas that you can use to make the legal system work for you. Yeah, stopping a hunter and start being a gatherer of money.

Does that make sense? It absolutely does make sense. Aaron, that brings us to our next segment. You're the winner, so you get to tell us first, what are your grubs instead of plugs its grubs? Also, I will say to Hunter, Hunter, look into the Federalist Society. You're going to want to join the Federalist Society.

We could look it up for you. Oh, God. Check out sitcom D&D. If you want to, it's pretty good. Give it a second chance if you didn't like it. At first, I think you might be surprised. And then also, if you want to come see me live or sit next to me as an audience member,

check out Chalax Comedy in LA at the art theater at Wednesdays. If you wanna message me on Instagram, I can give you the details of that. Addle anything to plug. You'll be the person there who has 40 people sitting around here. Yeah. I have two things to plug.

Number one is if you're in the spooky spirit, which of course it's almost Halloween, so you probably are. I have a brand new podcast that just came out called The Monster Line. It's produced by QCode, so please check that out. I play sort of a country vampire and it's a good time. So check out the monster line. I guess Romania. Okay.

Yeah, thanks for asking. And then also the second grub I have for this episode is hello for the magic tavern is gonna be doing our first live show in Chicago in maybe three years or so. Check it out Saturday, December 17th. We're gonna be doing a Hello for the Magic Tavern winter solstice holiday live show. More info and tickets can be found at HelloForTheMagicTavern.com. Please check that out. JPC, do you have anything to grubs?

You know, as always, I see my plug time to reading a five-star review. If you want to get your five-star review featured on the show, just go to Apple iTunes and leave us one of these five stars use. I may pick yours to read live on the show. And then I'll also say, if you wanna submit a voicemail theme, hrpodcastergmail.com, and if you wanna submit a voicemail, 1805 Riddle 1. Here we go, this one is Spirit Potato

from Spirit Potato, Spirit Potato Rites. JPC, per your contract, please read the following. Hey, Adel, hey, Aaron, I got a bone to pick with the two of you. Remember last week when I told you I was having trouble finding a funny podcast to listen to and you told me to go try nay, spittle, spittle? I don't know what you were thinking. I spent an hour listening to what's smacking sounds

and what I think was horses eating peanut butter. I said I wanted funny, not sexy. Anyway, my name is John Patrick Cohen, spelled incorrectly, and I was contractually obligated to say any of what, and I was not contractually obligated to, I'm me take that again. Anyway, my name is John Patrick Cohen spelled in correctly. It's in the short description.

It's really not hard to figure out how to spell my name. And I was not contractually obligated to say any of what I just said seriously though, y'all, this is because, this has become my all time favorite podcast and everyone needs to listen to it. Thank you so much, Spirit Potato. And if you wanna learn how to spell my name, just literally click into the podcast

It's like one of the first things there my name and the correct spelling of it. Uh-huh Before we say goodbye for 2023 Please let this riddle soak in the two of you be ready to answer this in a year's time. Okay. Why didn't the monster eat the crazy person? Why didn't the monster eat the crazy person? Why didn't the monster eat the crazy person? Like his dick, his, his cub? Uh, we'll have to find out in a year's time, Aaron. It's not a full moon, but there's a full something out. Jupiter!

Die forever! Oh, that's good. Starting, scaring, and John's hands for the call and he's scary enough. Can you see Tomi, the other thing is a horror, my god, read a book. The card he's dealing on the pyramid. Look how creative I am with the cardentance and ever-slight for me. Why you prefer a red-blue-red-blue-red-blue? What a black rhythm! And Aaron, can we just hear a little bit more of uh, it's raining it's pouring The world was gonna melt I hate the sharpfish to learn the shan

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