Hey Riddle Riddle - #224: Duckman Joe Millionaire w/ Kyle Ayers

Episode Date: November 2, 2022

The Clue Crew is joined by Kyle Ayers from Never Seen It for some tv mashup riddles and some mild doxing. If you think this ep is a ton of fun, go check us out on Kyle's show rewriting the movie Warhorse. All that plus we've got a couple of swinging swine, celebrity court, finer dinering, and some airplane antics. Happy #WiddleWednesday! Starring:  Adal Rifai John Patrick Coan Erin Keif Special Guest: Kyle Ayers Editing by:  Casey Toney Theme by:  Arne Parrott Logo by:  Emily Kardamis & Emmaline Morris Want more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon! Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & prints Want to mail us something?  Hey Riddle Riddle  6351 W Montrose Ave #267 Chicago, IL, 60634 Want to leave us a voicemail? Call (805) RIDDLE-1 or (805-743-3531) Want to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fm This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/riddle and get on your way to being your best self.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a head gum podcast. Hey, Adel, I'm cutting hair in here. Do you need a haircut? Which one? That's what, uh,'s what two minute mic used to say. Well, I cut J.B.C.'s hair. He loves it, I think. So if you want a haircut too, I can cut your hair. Could you style... I love the hair that I used to have. Oh.

You did, you should put it up. Aaron, do you style beards? Sure. Picked tails, what do you want? Can I get almost like... What's that thing that's not in nature? Do you love it stripes? Out in nature she wasn't wrong. Yeah, do you love it? I? Aaron I love you and

By proxy I am leaving You hate my haircuts yet. No, Aaron, yes, I do. Look what I did to JPC, isn't it nice? If I proxy, I'm JPC. And I'm by proxy, AdoreFile. And I'm bad at giving haircuts, and I'm Aaron. Aaron, it's okay to be bad at something that you've never attempted. No, no.

Have you ever catch on, sir? I haven't. Remember, it was early pandemic and it was so bad that I cried. That's right. I've never been out of that. I fucked it out. I did such a bad job. Oh no, I cut like way too short above his ear.

It looked bad, bad, bad. You never want to get in a situation where your barber is crying and speaking of, nope. That's great haircut. No, it's speaking. It's speaking of her. Great haircuts. We have a special guest today.

Please welcome from the Never Seen It podcast. Kyle Ayers. Woo. Speaking of crying would have worked great. I was there for that. Speak of crying is like dancing about architecture. It's also one of my favorite Kier and Nightly movies. It's hard to pick, just one.

Oh, yeah. It is. I bet this is the one where she's in the Victorian era. Or she's loving it actually. She was in love actually, right? Was that her fur? No, Bennett, like Beckham was her big break. Oh, yeah.

She broke her leg and Bennett like Beckham. She broke it out of the blue. She loved it. And then from that moment on, it was all Victorian. I think her playing what's her name in Star Wars was her big break. Oh, yes, she was her console. That is truly to the head of the internet's time there, playing the person everyone's going to eventually say you look like.

Okay, okay, Kyle, I kind of see what you're doing with your subtle moving us into the world of movies because that is the domain of your podcast. Yeah, I mean, you know, but it's about me not, you know, seeing them. I'm really good at faking my way through conversations about stuff I haven't seen. That's where I live.

Amen. You could corner me at a party about any TV show and I will not along about season two. So someone's like, how's your cousin doing and you haven't seen your cousin in a while? Couldn't even tell you what season my cousin is in fall. Well, I'm sure.

Fall, I hope. Well, it's fall. It's like in Australia, right? Because I think this. Oh, I got a good point. You're cousin in the cousin sphere. I got a lot of cousins, this tough to tell. It has to give me a common first name.'re, where are you at in the world? I'm in Los Angeles.

Three, my address probably isn't as important, but yes. Yeah, we, Los Angeles. We at, well, we can, Casey will bleep it. So Casey bleep out that three. And then believe that, he's like, I imagine someone fills it all in, just from like they can tell the inflection of where I was going.

And that's that three if I three if I've ever heard it. If, okay, we'll bleep out all of this because if you are there, then we live very close because I, and then bleep this out, and then f***ing. Oh, yes, I am in f***ing. Oh, okay, I love f***ing. If I didn't live here, I'd live there. I like f***ing.

And for people who just heard a beep from Aaron, she said, I'm in a whales stomach I don't they're getting no That's why it's so close to my neighborhood. I'm at the water. Yeah Great real estate. I good good apartment if you can get it Kyle You're an our podcast. No podcast is a riddles podcast. So it's I guess we're Gradually drifting as far away from the premise of our show as possible. But some of that can I ask something? Yes, please can we over the next I don't know a couple months years. Can we slowly drop letters off riddles?

So can we say like like today? Can we just say like we're doing ittles? Yeah, yeah, I mean I didn't prepare any ittles. So that's gonna make my job like way harder But I guess I want to be a good friend of this instance and say sure It's gonna make your podcast sound like an app eventually if you drop the mic. Are you on ittles? Are you, do you, do you do it? But one thing that we like to ask all of our guests

on the podcast is like, what is your relationship with riddles, lateral thinking problems, anything in that domain. Was it something you were familiar with as a child, carried it to adulthood? You know, I like, my dad is one of these very daddy dads who like to ask riddles and stuff, but he wouldn't always know the answer. So sometimes it was like a general inquiry and less of a riddle. Where's the remote? He would be like, he was like,

he'd like tell one about like going to St. Ives with any past seven men with seven wives. It's a very long one. Oh yeah. And then he'd get to the end and they're like, wouldn't be a question. And so I don't know, he would, if we were supposed to speak,

so how was it? Like I don't really know what the entire purpose of it was. I was in this class in middle school, and it was like a different learning type of class. We would do a thing called mind trap. Are you familiar with the old game mind trap? Oh, yeah. Basically a big card box of riddles. So that's why I learned a lot of riddles from, and I felt Like I was the only one who knew these very common things that have existed for centuries So I'd be like ah the ice cube it was used on an ice cube

You know what I mean like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, wedging this into a conversation about hats or something and So I actually bought a copy of mine trap when I saw it at a thrift store and then I was reading through them and I was like I should have been able to get more of these. These are easy. Some of those are straight up math, where it's just like a word problem. I believe the answer to the St. Ives riddle is one. It is one. The riddle. Because I think it's like, I met a man on the way to St. Ives who had seven lives and each wife had bubble bubble bought. And then it was like how many people were heading to St. Ives and it's just the the the person who's telling the story storyteller themselves.

Yeah, to St. Ives. Everybody else was heading the opposite direction. Wow, that's that I speaking of one that's probably a first for our podcast because we just answered a riddle. We did not ask. So I just wasted it. I love the president of just giving out the answers to write all about it. A lot of ways to set up. If you guys haven't heard this one, you're going to love when it's the number one. Also, you could wedge in an advertisement for lotion here as we talked about saying Ives ad nauseam.

They had seven wives throughout this way to Irish Springs. So I gotta say, say and Ives really missed the mark when they branded their new lotion ad nauseam. Yeah, I know. Well, that's very cool. I think at this point, none of us like riddles anymore. So that's just to catch you up with the four plus years, four years. We just had our fifth Halloween episode that always fucks me up, but it's not five years, right? It doesn't matter. It's 10, it happened.

It happened. It's riddled time doubles. But Kyle, we'd like to ease our guests in to do some riddles. So I have some warm-up riddles, and I was actually listening to some episodes of your podcast, and you have games, you feature games on your show,

and we have riddles that are very similar to games that you feature games on your show. And we have riddles that are very similar to games that you have featured on your show. But yours have fun jingles. I have been made up. And formed about this, there's a discord for my podcast. That is a huge, hey, riddle, riddle fan base. And some of them have actually submitted me games specifically for you guys next when we get to that.

Wow. Is there a way people can check out your Discord? No. Okay. Yes, there is. It's the guy who's really bad at plugging. It's a good one. We're going to.

Yeah, if you go to fart.kylairs.com, fart.kylairs.com, I'm not buying a whole new domain. Yeah. It's subdomains from here on out for me. fart.kylairs.com will take you there. That is, that is. you can actually play the games. I have a robot in there that'll play some of my podcast games against you. We have a robot on here that JPC and Aaron hate. No, your name's Adel and you're nice. Well, and we also have a robot that also enjoys writing riddles and his name's JPC and I wrote some riddles today. And these are like games that you have played in your shows.

These are TV mashup riddles. Now you do movies so I was like I'm pretty sure TV. This is an absolutely safe domain for me to venture into. But I have about 10 TV mashup riddles for you guys. And so I'll give you an example. This is the way that they will work. I will read out a description of two TV shows mashed together, and then you have to tell me what that is. One like word or sound will blend into the next word. Cool. So the example is, a nuclear blended and same-sex family explores some comedic situations that many families encounter in real

life with the help of their talking dog in the sleepy town of Cohogro Island. Will and Grace Underfire. No. No. What if you just are guessing at burning other ones? And I think it's modern family guy. Modern family guy? Why was I gonna say Chernobyl family guy?

It's a nuclear and I was just like Chernobyl. That's a curse. Great mini Chernobyl. That is brutal. That happened in St. Great mini Chernobyl. That is brutal. That happened in St. Ives, not a lot of people know that. They don't teach you that in American history books. Everyone has their own little Chernobyl. Yes, it's modern family guy that is correct.

Modern family, family guy, and family fits it. Now, in that instance, it was a word. It might also just be like the last sound of a word that fits into the next one. And another rule that I'll throw out is there might be the word the that I have cut out. So if it's like, you know, the show is not called the 24, but if the show was called the 24, why couldn't I just use an example of a show with the in it? I'm watching the cheers. James, thank you.

I have to preemptively ask, are any of these going to include the TV show mash because you said this is, feels like a very JPC move to be like. It would have been nice if I had put mash in there. I had a real fucking time trying to think of these and my wife Mariah, she wrote maybe 70 percent of these as well. I was like, Mariah, this TV show, what goes with it, which is the meanest thing to do to a person, because basically I've thought of nothing. I've thought of a TV show and how to have someone else do work.

Well, she's, to compound it, she is at work. She is at her job, doing her job, and I'm doing my nothing job, shouting TV shows at her. I'm familiar with being a nuisance. I know, I'll do it. All right, so here we go. We will start officially with ten of these, the first one.

In a world where fertility rates have collapsed, a totalitarian government creates a new religious social structure run by a wise, cracking, wispy, haired skeleton who introduces each self contained episode. Handmaid tail from the crypt. Whoa, it is handmaid's tail from the crypt. I think some weirdo dummies said handmaid's dragon tails. No, we're recording.

We'd be able to go back and listen, but unfortunately, this is one of those moments lost to the sands of time. Exactly. We'll never know for sure who said that. I've not seen either of those shows. Handmaid's Tale? Oh, they're fun. I haven't seen Tales from the Crypt, but. And Handmaid's Tale is fun because it feels like it could happen in a couple months.

And that's what's fun about that show. It also feels a little bit like the lead's actual religion. It's just fun to see those billboards outside the Scientology church and you're just like, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, Because I got to say it's maybe one of the better intros of all time. Yeah, the music and the laugh. Yeah listen to it Tales from the crypt Christmas album last year a couple years ago, and it was I was a rough to listen to Very rough to listen because of the voice the voice is hard to get past and also you know like late 90s I think it was like comedy just doesn't age well tell that to Joe pesci's Christmas album or Bruce will this's regular album.

I hate him, he was afraid of tales from the crypt. I don't want to derail too much, but I saw that intro through the crack in my door growing up and saw my parents watching it on TV. And I had nightmares of that. And then I found out it was supposed to be like, campy, a year ago. Yeah, little non-fact creep keeper, John Waters.

Really? Yeah. And they would know make up anything. It's just John Waters. Okay, good. I've got that was a joke because I did look up who it was earlier today. And I was like, I didn't think I read John Waters. I hear you next one. Here's the next one. A con artist learns that she is a clone and that she and her fellow clones are being hunted and the only way to stop the plot is to have sexual intercourse on video with a pig. Orphan Black Mirror? Thank you. Yes, it is Orphan Black Mirror and I have seen what up is on a black mirror. Do you want to guess which one? The one where the primers are as sex with a pig?

That's the one. Have you seen the one where the future is bad? Prime Minister has sex with a pig. Have you seen the one where the future is bad? I don't know. What happened? Can I call for a scene? Yeah, absolutely. I would like to see a scene. Aaron and Kyle, the two of you are pigs.

And in this world, Aaron and Kyle, one of you is debating whether or not you should have sex with a JPC who is a prime minister. So we're flipping the tables, I guess he could say. Yeah, it's the pig's choice now. Hey, can I get you another beer another round before we go home for the night? Yeah, probably. Cool, cool. Probably.

Dude, you seem distracted. I feel like... What's on your mind? Do you ever want something until you get it? Yeah, all the time. I just... I wanted to be on TV. I just didn't want to be on TV. I don't know how to get this There's an opportunity to get what I've always wanted but

It's not how I wanted I'm sorry. I'm making you listen to all my problems No, it's great. No, we're drunk, we're best friends, we're pigs. Okay, you can tell me anything. What? We keep staring up at the TV, the prime minister talking. What's going on? He is prime. Hey, let me turn on these subtitles so we can hear with this,

read this little creature saying. Excuse me, bartender, do you just turn on subtitles? Yeah. So that's just turn on subtitles? That's just text, right? Did you turn on subtitles to hear what he was saying? Well yeah, because we're pigs and of course we understand each other, but the Prime Minister is talking and we don't understand. Surely subtitles wouldn't fix that.

Well I'm understating. Subtitles is a catch all term. I don't want to get through. Subtitles is a catch all term here. Free drinks for you. Free drink. What do you want? Anything? Come on.

Here in the near future technology knows no bounds, and it ruins our lives. Seed. I don't know why in my head I'm like, turn on subtitles. That'll translate. I mean, you can turn on, I mean, Gemma will watch shows with like French subtitles so she can practice her French, but I guess I should have prefaced

Yeah, but is that's that's her speaking French, right? No If I turn on French subtitles Gemma starts to speak French Subtiles are words correct. Yeah, I guess you have to understand you have to understand the language Did I take an edible before we started recording? What's going on? I actually ate some of that St. Ives face lotion before this thing. Yeah, that'll get you there. I went into this 90% sure I knew what subtitles are.

I'm at a fucking 20 right now. I have no idea. I've lost the thread on subtitles. Okay, here's your next one. When you're working for the stereotypically evil mega corporation of Rydian Dynamics, you'll do anything to live in the mood, including breaking the fourth wall

and using mock commercials. But when a football owner hires you to coach the team, will your charm and good humor be enough to save the team? Better off Ted Lasso. It's better off Ted Lasso. What's the first move? What's the first show there? Better off Ted.

I make sense. I guess you haven't seen better off Ted law Which I truly I only know the name I've never seen a preview. I've never seen an episode I truly know it because I once saw I don't know if it was like entertainment weekly or something I once saw the name and I was like I Hate this name, but also this is absolutely the name I would have come up with. I watched that show, I couldn't tell you what year it was on. I did, I do remember enjoying it, and the only person that I know who is in it

is Portia del Rossi. Okay. Yeah, the car. And I think it was after a rest of development because I think I was like, oh, okay. So anyway, but if you knew her name, it was after arrest development. I had a different show in there. And then I was like, better off Ted. Better off Ted, I think more people will know than a show that is recent with one season. So we went with better off Ted. Okay, here's your next one. A lawyer uproots her life and moves

across the country to follow a guy she dated as a teenager, only to become a self-help author who finds solace and new friends and adventures as she faces an impending divorce. I know the first one. That's just the plot to eat, pray love. Yeah, crazy, crazy,

off-girlfriend. Crazy off-girlfriend. Of a friend, friends. Friends with benefit friends with. Crazy, it's girl friends. Of a friend, friends. Friends with Ben of Friends with. Crazy ex-girlfriend Lasso. Yeah, that. What, can you read the second plot again? Yeah, the second one I've never seen this show.

But I think it went five seasons. It went five seasons. So it's, let's see. Only to become a self-help author who finds solace and new friends and adventures as she faces an impending divorce. And I'll say this, I think it's the main. Girlfriends guide to divorce.

Yes, that is it. Never seen it. Never seen it. I don't even think, I think it was on like, I think it was on like E or something. It was on like some network that I wouldn't associate with having like a drama. E has original like sitcoms. It was all like some network that I wouldn't associate with having like a drumming. He has original like sitcoms.

It was something like that. Something that I wouldn't associate with like a, you know, original show. I always assume they have like, talk soup and then like, Brooke Burke or whatever. Maybe it's not ee. The Brooke Burke.

Is that her name? Is that her name? I think it was 28 years ago. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Kyle Q again to the the theme of the show and how sparks is still hosting talk super great Keneer and how sparks let's talk more about mash Robert Altman is 14 year old son read the theme song. Here we go. This your next one in the beginning of I'm sorry. It's the beginning of the end for the most powerful house in all of the land, but there's still plenty of opportunity for dimly lit incest.

But when a near extinct race of alien warriors arrived to conquer Earth, it's up to Kakarot and his friends special beings. House of the Dragon Ball Z. Nice. Wow. Everything I know all in one thing. I was trained your whole life for that moment.

I was trying to write a Dragon Ball Z one and I was like, it's really hard because you could just be very vague and it would be very hard to understand. But if I sit cacker at one time, I think most people will know what that means. Well, most DBZ fans. Yeah, you could have said nothing happens most episodes all the time and I would have also said Dragon Ball Z.

I used to race home from school to watch that and it would just be 22 minutes of someone charging up usually Vegeta or like someone just shot their shot their shot and then it's 20 minutes of smoke clearing and then just the incredulity of whoever hit them and being like they're not injured. Amazing. Great show. It's like when your phone dies and then you plug it in to wait for it to turn on,

that's like watching Dragon Ball Z, where it's not on yet, but you're pretty sure it will be. It's gonna be on soon. It's also one of those shows. I used to watch them back to back to back to back, but each episode still has like six and a half minutes of recap at the top of the episode. And I was like, man, I just sat through it.

I'm like, I get what's happening here. Why? Okay, here we hold on. So are you, Kyle, you're a fan of Dave Matthews DMB DMZ, D-B-Z. Dave Matthews Z. Do you know what you're trying to do? Why? You're a fan of Dave Matthews Balls, right?

Dave, do you militarize the balls? What? saying a dig Matthews balls, right? Demilitarize the balls? Why did piccolo only have one arm? It got, I think, freezes a sucks life out of his arm. Or some, maybe it's cell, cell sucks life out. He has like a needle. Okay. Tail or something. I feel bad for piccolo because that motherfucker dies like six times

And like he just keeps dying and getting brought back to life Could have been named flute Would have been a more powerful iteration of the same character. Oh, bow Here's your next one a con man turned law man attempts to navigate his troubled relationship with his brother as he gets into situations way over his head through a series of short comedic sketches and weekly musical guest aimed towards a young audience. Got it. Just a fine green tomatoes. I think is this better call Saul that?

Yes, it's better call Saul that. Wow. That's really good. I was really struggling. I didn't want to tell you the dark place I went in my mind. I was really struggling. I didn't want to tell you, but dark place, I went in my mind track. I was like, better call soldier doing ain't life. Solder. All that is aimed at a little bit older audience. Good burger is, of course, sent for. It's, it's, it's, it's mad TV, then, all that, then Saturday live is the

youngest denominator. And yeah, that one I think was one of the only ones where I used a sound and to not just the second part of the word, or did I? Way to good, JPC, way to give away. Where'd it go to Mariah? Good job, Mariah, on all of these. Okay, if you didn't like one, it was one that I did. If you liked one, it was one, my wife did.

Okay, here's your next one. Exonerated 15 years after being arrested from murder, Julian K struggles to find his footing in the modern day Los Angeles sex industry, after being adopted by a wealthy couple and navigating their high class world with his foster brother, Seth. Oh, I don't know any of this.

The name, this character name sounded familiar. The first one is a new show. It is a new show and it's, I think it's like prestige TV and I would be shocked if anyone here is watching it. I'm not watching it. But I've seen billboards for it like everywhere. If you've generated 15 years after being a master damn a show or a movie. It's supposedly a terrible movie.

I can help. I've just seen billboards. It's funny, you say Amsterdam because it's the first part of this word sounds a lot like Amsterdam, but it is not. Amsterdam. Amsterdam. Amsterdam. It's the key.

It's the key. Oh yeah. It's the key commercial. Amsterdam, you think you can dance. This is, this is, commercial hamsters. So you think you can dance This is We got it. You're killing it. You are killing it at this Every episode every episode is a key assault driving up and then Hamsters dress like today's youth get out and do modern dance. I don't know for to help you

But the lead in this is John Barrenthal. Oh, I don't even know who that is. He's the punisher, walking dead. Yeah. I watched that HBO show we did about being up dirty cop. He was in the bear. Oh yeah, the one in Baltimore. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, do you know his new show?

Because that's, if you don't know his new show, what about the second one? Do you know the second one? Adopted by a wealthy couple and navigating their high class world with his foster brother Seth Oh, is this awesome power set set set set in a Set the set the beach side town beach side town Boardwalk Empire Oc it's the OC.

OC. It's OC. How did I not know that it's a really? Oh, it is. Yeah, you nailed hamster. Can we drop the, the, is that rule been covered yet? Yeah, the, the, the is dropped. So it is, so something that ends with O.

Ampersand. Something O. O. The soprano sees. Impressio. Emperasato. Amps. Oh, it's, it's, as much as I would love to watch some of those songs,

I guarantee since none of you watched it, and you don't know from the John Barrett of the whole clue, then I don't think you're gonna get this. The show is called American Jigaloo. Okay, based on the movie. Yeah, it's based on, no, it's a new property. I think it's based off of a book, maybe as well. Wasn't there a Richard Geer movie called American Jigaloo?

Yes, I'm the bearer. This is like, I think we're thinking off a book made as well. Wasn't there a Richard Geer movie called American Jiggle? Yes, yes. I'm embarrassed that I was like, I think we're thinking of Rob Schneider. Can I have a, can I call for a scene here? Is that okay? Can I call for a scene? I would like to see JPC, you are Rob Schneider in court suing John Barrenthal because he has infringed

on your copyright for American uh, American jiggle. Oh, is that what it's called? American jiggle. Yes. Order, order, settle down. Everybody we can get through this day without everyone making a scene. You're on our object. You're on our object.

To settling down. I was not appointed. I was not appointed a lawyer. Per your suggestion, Rob. You said, this is a role of a lifetime. This will get me back This will be my big comeback I'm just saying I'm saying shouldn't I get bonus points for Waving my right to an attorney and being my own attorney your honor Rob you this isn't a point system. It's a court of law. Okay, so tell it in your own words.

Give us what happened. Adam Sandler. David Spade. Kevin Farley. Your honor, those aren't his own words. Those are names. These are, but a few of the numbers I could get very easily if I- Rob, you don't currently have these. No, Your Honor. Yes. We'd like to see our time to allow Rob Schneider to tell the court why SNL is no longer relevant. Hey, buddy.

I love this thing. No, I'll say it as much as the next day. I'll say it. SNL sucks now. It sucks the day. They said goodbye to Rob Schneider. No, I'll say it as much as the next day. I'll say it, SNL sucks now. They, it sucks the day they said goodbye to Rob Schneider. The guy who was making copies. The guy who was, did I do mango? Order, order in the court.

This is not relevant. This is not relevant. You're on the topic of this. You're on the list. Look at John Berenthal. He is gorgeous. He is an eye. He is a gorgeous man. Thank you. He looks he's unfair. How good he looks Why would he has everything does he need this? He's been on more shows successful shows that I could count

Why can't the jiggle? Oh stay with the Schneid man. I agree. I don't want to speak for myself or over my lawyer But I think the and this may be a little bit, you know, unconventional, but so is the shape of my face for television. I think I would love it. If Mr. Schneider could name off 10 characters he played on Saturday Night Live, I'll give him back the rights to American Jigalow. And your honor for it helps. I do have a very quick transcript of when we approach Mr. Schneider about doing this movie, this is the transcript of when we approach Mr. Schneider about doing this movie. This is the transcript and the correspondence we received.

You can do it. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it. I object your honor. I said at least once. I said you can do it.

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so the jury can see how handsome he is. Permission granted. Seen. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Okay.

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You got it. No. The only Brad Pitt movie with dinosaurs Let's do a quick count only Brad Pitt movie with that Did you see that movie that movie oceans tool? I guess by the end of oceans 13, you know, Elliot Gold was a dinosaur Yeah, I did see Trayv life what a what a weird movie. It's a weird one to watch. I fell asleep 20 minutes in. So all I saw was like 1940s Brad Pitt and then I woke up and saw a broad of source and I was like did I die? What's the oh I fell asleep the last movie that I remember really falling asleep to is Pan's Labyrinth, and I fell asleep,

and then I woke up with the guy with the eyes on his hands, was like, walking towards me, and I remember like walking towards me. I remember waking up, seeing that, and being like, nope, I just go on it, right? Like, just like, James, I have to ask, did you see this in 1915 when people thought trains were coming at them on the movies screen?

When you wake up, when you wake up? It could be a confusing experience. There's no guy with eyes in his hands and pans labyrinth. Uh-oh. As a Whitman, that guy's been dead for 30 years. I got some stuff to talk to my therapist about. So we will take a quick break and we will be right back with more riddles, maybe. I was sleeping. What therapy do you need at this hour? Uh, thank God. My therapist with eyes on his hands. Hey, uh, JPC, you know how I love Helix Sleep. I love the Helix mattress brand,

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Oh, yeah. I got that a lot. Hey, Adel, hey, Aaron, I got a bone to pick with the two of you. Sure, yeah, I wore the skeleton outfit just because I figured this was coming. Happy Halloween a few months early. It's not yet the... What is it? So you know how the two of you, I was like, guys, I am always so hungry for lunches and

dinners and the like and you, jokers told me, oh, JPC, it's okay. All you have to do is take some, you know, American paper currency, tape it to your front door, close the door, and then wait until someone brings you food. Well, I kept opening the door and the money was gone. So I had to tape more money to my door. I think you're thinking, didn't work at all. Oh, door cash. Oh, Dorkash.

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Okay, we're back and we're back with some risk. Uh, God, Lord Almighty, I practice this. You went to therapy for this. Some listener submitted riddles. I think that this first one is going to be coming from Daniel. And Daniel is from Israel. Can you make sure you said you think it might be coming from them? I think you're going to make a make sure he's in Israel. I was like, I don't know if we do that. No, we do.

I don't know if we keep at least like that anymore. Alan O'Leary, your Palestinian side is showing. But my wife's, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Daniel is coming from Palestine. I apologize, thank you. Still gonna be getting more emails from the Scientologists than the irony of this conversation. So Daniel writes, really love the podcast you guys are hilarious.

I have a few riddles for you to try and Daniel lists them from easiest to hardest, which is perfect Daniel. That's exactly what we like. So here's your first riddle. There is a kind of bacteria which doubles its volume every second. It takes the bacteria exactly a minute to fill up an entire bottle. This bacteria will kill us all. I guess if you're telling me, how much time will it take to fill half a bottle? So it takes a minute to fill up a whole bottle.

Yes. 30 seconds. And it doubles how often? It doubles every second. Do we? 59 seconds. Wow, Kyle. Yeah. You got it exactly right. It is 59 seconds. Do we? 59 seconds. Wow, Kyle. Yeah.

You got it exactly right. It is 59 seconds. It doubles every second. So one second after 59, it would double. I hate that my head was just like back. It was like back to the future. It was always losing my head when you were reading that entire game. Marty, we've got to double.

It's your kids. Well, now I'm seeing how you put together your super long list of these movie mashups because that's going to be a nightmare. Yes. I think Aaron Aaron got cut off. I think what you're trying to say, Aaron was 30 seconds to Mars. It's a fan. Is it terrible? I have to watch the next episode. The answer is 59 seconds.

That's what I was trying to say. Wow. Thank you, Adel. What an ally you are. Uh-huh. Palestine, for Palestine. OK, if you have three, then you have three. If you have two, then you have two. If you have one, then you don't have any. What is it?

Friends. OK, if you have one that you have in. You don't carry it. As your one friend, this sucks to me. Uh oh. No, friends is a good guess. It is not friends. If you have two, if you have one, you have zero.

Zero. Three, three, two, two, one, zero. So it's got to be something more like if you have one, one you're dead or something is that something like that but not that I I will say I'll go ahead and say the Daniel right now. This one's great. I like this riddle a lot We'll see Still out on this one Is it like is it like

Glob globally recognized countries ever since 1947? I was gonna say 59 again. Okay. It is neither of those. It's neither of those. It's interesting. You have two UF2.

Mm-hmm. You have one UF. Is it step on? No. Yes. It is not any sort of family relationship. But I encourage to keep guessing. Yeah, can we have a hint? Are the answer order? Yeah, Kyle, we never even thought that for that. It's going to blow this podcast wide open. Every riddle. Can we have the answer, please? So if you have one, then you don't have any at all.

I think it's like, it is impossible to have only one of these things. Because if only one of these exists for you, and this is a, this is not a physical thing. This is like a, an intangible thing. I got it. This is actually something Jacob Dylan saying a physical thing. This is like a, an intangible thing. I got it. This is actually something Jacob Dylan saying about probably most notoriously. Is it headlights? And no, it is not headlights.

One is it still, it still works. Okay, we can still drive at home with that. Yeah. And Adelaide really thought you were gonna say this is a one state solution, because again, not a solution. Kasey. It's not like a whole, is it?

No, you can have one whole. Kasey edit me in saying one state solution, but just change, change JPC's voice to subtitles. So my sub-titles back. Can I hear those subtitles back? Okay, I can give this one to you. The answer to this one is options. Oh. Three options, there's three options, two options,

there's two options, but one option is no options at all. That's just the thing that you have to do. I do want to see a scene. Yes, please. That's such a good one. I like that one. JPC and Kyle, you're two travelers who have stopped into a restaurant or diner on the road.

Aaron, you are the waiter and proprietor at this place, and you only serve one. And you're a doctor, and you're a millionaire. Uh. Uh. You have a new accent every time you talk. Uh, and you only serve one item on the menu. Okay.

Hey, are you guys still open? Oh, yeah, of course. Welcome in. Wow. Oh, the welcome in still open? Oh, yeah, of course. Uh, welcome in. Uh, oh, the welcome in. That's, that's funny. Haha. Yeah. Uh, where are y'all traveling in from?

Uh, God, where are we traveling from? Uh, I mean, at this point, honestly, what is home? We are Sacramento. Sorry, Sacramento. Yeah, Sacramento. If we want to be more like, so Sacramento, yeah, it's worth from Sacramento. Sorry, Sacramento. Yeah, Sacramento. If we want to be more like Sacramento. Yeah, it's worth from Sacramento. Great, let me read you today's special.

Today we have Bacon. I'll be back. Let me know what you need. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You blanked a bunch of times after you said Bacon was, we didn't get, was there more to you? Get it like a menu, man? Oh my gosh, how would it have I?

So let me put this menu to the table. Oh, okay, I've been you. Thank you so much. And then the special menu. And yes, so as you can see, we have Bacon and I'll give you a moment to think and then I'll be back in a minute. So yeah, this, this, this is just the word Bacon.

Laminate it, they, they, they, did you print this out for the specials today? Yeah, of course. And also this is our regular menu. So I have a question on the menu. Yeah, because we're both vegans. Do you have vegan options or just a show's vegan menu? Let me take a quick look at the menu. Is bacon vegan? I mean, that's a dominantly no. Yeah, I mean, I guess it depends though, because I've had vegan bacon before.

I don't know. I keep getting in trouble on this trip, or saying, but in Sacramento stuff is like this. And I know he keeps getting in, he's just saying. But I thought you were saying, baking. I thought you guys were using a oven, and it was the beginning of a sentence. Yeah, we use an oven to make her bacon.

You know, let me go ask the chef if bacon is vegan. Sure, okay. Okay, I'm watching her walk back into the kitchen. It's an open exposed kitchen. Yes. Looks like she's talking to herself. Oh, slide herself. She's slapped herself hard in the face.

Yeah, it's okay. Did she put a ovenman on her other hand? I think she did. She's coming up, she's coming up, she her other hand. I think she did she's coming up she's coming up she's coming up The chef said Rubber wrap it my face The chef laughed at me and said that course bacon's not vegan Can I get you a side of anything? I can give you a side of bacon if you want it. I do. I honestly do think that we

We are just gonna go. We. I have to know before we leave. Is, does the side cost less? Yes, of course, it's sad. Um, also, I mean- Oh, then two sides of bacon to go- Two sides of bacon. Ah, please. And the screen starts to fade to black,

and coming up in white letters is the words black mirror. Wow. Seen. You want to talk about a pig that got fucked. White letters as the words black mirror. Wow. Same. You wanna talk about a pig that got fucked. Mm-hmm. That one's dead. Oh boy.

Chilling future. Uh, the thing about that pig sex black mirror episode is like four years after it came out, there was a scandal in England of David Cameron, like putting his genitals in a dead pig's mouth. For like a Skull and Bun Society or something, or something like that. Yeah, some initiation to something,

and then with people like, I guess, you guys, you can't really satirize this kind of shitty boy. It's all just kind of... The satire has really taken a beating the past six years. Yeah, there's really just no more satire. My thought is that I think the guy who created

that is Charlie Booker who's surprisingly well steeped in like the comedy world, which is interesting. Interesting. But I feel like he, he knows something about, he, I feel like he probably knew something and couldn't outright accuse someone. And so he worked it in. You're saying this guy's a limit out of you, huh?

The cool thing is that I thought Corey Booker was Charlie Booker until about right now. And was just listening to your whole conversation about a guy from New Jersey making black mirrors. Senator. Did he Rosario Dawson still still? Rosario Dawson's Creek.

Kyle is really killing get at playing games where no Sorry, O'Docson's Craig of the Creek. That'll fit on my tombstone, I think. He was playing games. We weren't playing. Okay, here we go. This one, we'll just go with this. A person is getting closer and closer towards a field.

He knows that when he gets to that field, he will die immediately. Yet he keeps getting closer and closer towards it until he eventually gets there and dies. Why? I like to think of immediately when you started this riddle was what's the... For a Dawson's great. What's the, is it like a Wyman painting? Is it Christina's world? You know I'm talking about. Is it a force field? Uh oh.

Uh oh. Uh, I can say no to both of those. I don't know. I don't know the painting that you're referring to. You can't say no, but it's a woman. It's a woman laying in a field, staring at a house and clearly reaching something's wrong. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh god. It's a wonderful painting. Yes, I know the painting that you're referencing, but it's I gotta say it's not the answer to this riddle. Could it be? The answer to this riddle isn't that one painting. What a shock. The kiss Clems. Is it the field of dreams from field is the baseball player from

the field? Wow, that's actually a really great answer. But no, it's a dead before because he's a ghost, right? Okay, he gets to come back and then disappear. I have no idea. Can I hear the riddle again, please, sir? Field of dreams of viewer, Jima. There are the person's getting closer and closer towards the field. He knows that when he gets to that field, he will die immediately. Yet he keeps it in closer and closer towards it until he eventually gets there and dies. Got it. Adel. What the field was is one of those tiny little six by six field notes. He was on Safari and dropped it.

A rhino stood on top of it. He went to go get his field notes, rhino charged him. Impossible to be wrong. Impossible to be wrong. Can I say that this guy was killed by a rhino for public and in name only? I'm looking at you, Mitt Romney. I can't be right. Get him.

Get him. We'll break the board. This will take that too. No, no, it is not the rhino thing. Here's what I'll say, and this will not be a helpful clue for Kyle. I think we had a riddle with this answer on the show before, but the setup was different enough that I was like,

oh, I want to include this one. Is it like a, oh, was he parachuting? Yes, that is that true. So he's coming out the field from above. Yeah, and a parachute, malfunctions. It was a parachute, it was a classic parachute malfunction riddle, which by the way, is a lot of these things.

Oh yeah. A lot of these things. A lot of them do it this way. There's one with like a short straw. It's like a man's laying on the in the forest with a backpack and a short straw, what happened? Is that a parachute in one? I thought that was like a hot air balloon. Maybe it's yeah, he had to jump out of the hot air balloon. It's a lot of people plummeting to their guts.

A lot of a lot of these riddles. There's that one about the guy who's really bad at shoots and ladders. Why did he lose? Because he had a pair of shoots. Yes. That that that also feels like half riddle half dad joke. Yeah. There's that. Phil, I might may my knees hurt to even say it. I don't know if that's something that's like storm scum when when all people feel rain. That's what me forcing out of punge.

like storm scum when when all people feel rain. That's what me forcing out of puns. That's okay. Okay. I do want to see a quick scene. Aaron, you are going to be a flight school instructor and and proprietor and proprietor and wife and billionaire and homeowner and Olympian. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Olympian sent me over the top. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, what's up? You are a flight school instructor and you are instructing two flight school trainees on how to pack their parachutes properly. In Adelent Kyle, you are the two trainees who are packing parachutes for the first time. Okay, number one rule of flight school, safety first. Number two rule.

It's okay to be hung over when you're here. Oh, that's great. This is flight school. So this is like, if our plane starts to crash, this is, we're gonna be using these. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And also if you wanna jump for fun. She said safety was first, it makes sense to cover this today.

That makes sense. Yeah, fun is what, I mean, we've got this group on because it's called top fun. And we really like the game. A great name, isn't it? Yeah, I thought it was a golfing thing. I have to be honest with you. No, we're jumping out of airplanes here.

So number one, safety. Number two, it's OK to be hung over. So what you're going to do is hold on. Let me just, I need to take out my phone, watch a YouTube tutorial about how to do it. How fast is this plane going right now? Pretty fast, sorry, I'm trying to focus on this YouTube tutorial about what's in the bathroom.

Should I get it, you think? Ever since they can cheapen the plan for you if you actually go and do the chat with them, tell them you're thinking about canceling. Oh, cool. You could skip the app. Did those mock three racers get it right? Let me try to see. That's a fun ad for the airplane. They're shooting. You ignored my question. Sorry, I'm just trying to watch in a YouTube tutorial of how to pack these. Oh, to see if they got it right or to learn. Yeah,

see if they got it right. It's a learn. Wait, are you a 1920s learn. Yeah, yeah. See if they got it right. It's a learn. Wait, are you a 1920s gangster? Yeah, yeah. Let's see. I think you just sort of shove it in. Any backpack will do. Got this LLB one from growing up.

I'm going to put mine in. Must be nice. Makes finger rub together like mine. Anyways, you just shove it in. And whoever wants to jump first, I'd say give it a go. I'll try. Okay, yeah, you could go. Yeah.

I'd say give a big hug to your buddy. Okay. Is that part of the game? Okay. Yeah, you never know. It's part of rule two, maybe. I'll see you back home. I'll see you watch the field. Yeah, okay. What we wait

What were you gonna say to him? I Don't remember Sorry, I am hung Uber. Sorry. I just kind of popped on the wing of the plane here Uber sorry, I just kind of plopped on the wing of the plane here. Is this right? See, I like that he apologizes for it. I like it. Just big, very call. You like you plopped out of the way that they just walked back in. Hey, sorry, Miss Fire by far did not hear the directions. Okay, here we go. Again, this I think is one that we've probably done on the show, but it might be different enough. There are 10 people in a room, in that room, there's a table with a box placed on it. In that box, there are 10 donuts.

Each person, in his turn, takes one donut to himself. And each of him, and each of them has taken a donut, there is still one donut left in the box. How come? That would be after each of him and each of them has taken a donut. There is still one donut left in the box. How come that would be after each of them is taken to donut. There's still one donut left in the box. How come 10 people 10 donuts each person in turn takes a full donut full donut at the end. There's oh can join twins. Now I will tell you that while conjoined twins are possible in humans, they are impossible

in donuts. So the math just does not work out. No, it is not conjoined twins. They each took a donut. They each took a donut. And after each of them has taken a donut, there is still one donut left in the box. How come this be? This is...

Oh, Baker's doesn. Okay, now... 10 and Baker Language is 12. Is this a Baker's 10? A Baker's 10, which is 11. A easy Baker's Dazzin. A Baker's Dazzin. A Baker's Dazzin.

This is what it would be called. Thank you. That's, that's if you get shorted to notates and you call the place back and you're like, what the fuck, they're like, I'm sorry, I, on the phone I thought you said, Makers doesn't, that's 10 donuts, that's my fault. I'm back in for the other two.

GPC at any point has someone return their donut to the box? No, that's a really, really great question. And at no point has anyone returned their donut to the box. Is it something where like the person who... The box is a donut. Aaron, that's very close, but it's not correct, but I want the weird people. The people is a donut.

Ayo. I feel close. I feel close, sir. I feel close. If all 10 of the people are the donuts, that puts us over. 20, the real Virgil is there's 20 donuts, because it's 10 donuts and 10 donuts.

And the people are donuts. And the person writinggil is there's 20 donuts because it's 10 donuts and 10 donuts and The person writing this is a psychopath Adel, did you have something? Is it something to do with like the person who brought them? Okay, I already had a donut already had a donut in their hand or something or Walking into this windowless room you have a donut in their hand or something or you could walk it into this windowless room. You have a donut in your hand. Box, don't have these in your hand. Sorry, boys, I got started early.

What's going to do with it here? Did anything do like donut holes? No, I think that in any spelling of hole. Yeah. No, no, the hole hole is not going to be part of it either. The donut hole's not part of it. Okay, I can give you a hint. The only way that I can give this hint, I think, is to just kind of give you the riddle.

In this room with 10 people, 10 donuts, there are only 9 plates. 10 people, 10 donuts, 9 plates. 9 plates. This sounds like my barbecue. After each of them is taking the donut, there's still one donut left in the box, how come? One of them's dead. Did someone just pick up the box and they're eating the donut out of the box?

The last person picked up the box and they're eating the donut. Kyle, good. Good, not you, Kyle. Boo. It's great. Boo, that riddle. No, no, you are great.

Boo, I love from Tequila Mockingbird, Boo Ridley. Boo's great. Boo that riddle. No, no, you are great. Boo. I love from Tequila Mockingbird. Boo Ridley. Boo Riddle. Boo Riddle. Boo Riddle. See, I love the yake Kyle from that book. Robert DuVall, surprisingly.

The yake Kyle. Boo Riddle. Okay, well, hey, you know what? I want to give a shout out to our good friend Daniel. Daniel, thank you for writing those riddles in 2018. So friend Daniel Daniel. Thank you for writing those riddles in 2018. So thank you for writing those riddles that hang it out for four years. Oh, we got it. Donut is going to taste horrible.

That is an awful, awful tasting doughnut. And that brings us, donut bring us to my favorite part of the show. And that's the part of the show where we talk about things that we would like to plug. Kyle, you are our guest. We welcome you with Open Arms. What would you like to plug on the show? The beginning of a riddle. One man is welcomed with Open Arms. I thank you for having me. This was very fun. I have a podcast called Never Seen It, where I have people rewrite movies they've never seen. And by the time this comes out, y'all's episode will have been out. Wow. And so basically, I just have comedians rewrite a quick scene of whatever they think a movie probably is. And we've

had, you know, we're about 215 episodes in. So it's been fun. We play some dumb games, dumb movie stuff. My dad is on it. It's fun. So you can find that, and then I'm at Kyle Ayers on most things, although I'm not hyper online. I really, really do enjoy the segments where you have your dad describe movie trailers that he is watching. That is a phenomenal experience. Yes.

It is a fan favorite on the podcast, and he doesn't know what a phenomenal experience. Yes, it is a fan favorite on the podcast and he doesn't know what a podcast is. So, look who's making all their money off, quip. Okay. Cool. Well, yeah, definitely check that out. You can listen to our Warhorse episode and here, what I got to say is a really bad Warhorse script.

And I can say that because I wrote it. Aaron, do you have anything that you would like to plug? Yes, I would like to plug the Chalax comedy show. It's every Wednesday at 7 p.m. It's hosted by Chicago Improv teams. Wet bus is in charge of the second Wednesday of the month. But I am there almost every week, sometimes I'm performing, sometimes I'm not.

But I've met so many here at a little listeners at these shows and you should come and hang out with us. It's Wednesdays at 7 at the Art Theater. And then check out sitcom D&D if you haven't a lot of great episodes happening over there. Add all anything to plug. Yes, please check out Hello from the Magic Tavern and improvise Fantasy Podcast. You don't have to enjoy fantasy to enjoy the podcast But it might help but we are also doing a show at Taliah Hall in Chicago one of my favorite venues in Chicago

We're doing a holiday winter solstice show December 17th is the Saturday So please come out if you're in the area you can go to Hello from the Magic Tavern.com for more details and also just in case JPC is purely reading a voicemail, playing a voicemail, please check out the Bill Buds podcast. Wow. You just went through, I want to say, Wee's Tober Fest. Wee's Tober Fest, yeah. Wee's Tober Fest. We just wrapped that up and they have a lot of fun stuff before the end of the year, so please check out Bill Buds. Okay, well, thank God that you did that because I was going to use my plug-type to say go play the game Bro Tato, which our friend Rush Howell recommended to me. It's a game on steam. You're a little potato

and you fight for your life and it's very fun. I've been playing absolutely way too much of it. Rush said, this game you will love and I guarantee that and he was absolutely right. So Bro Tato on steam, I think it cost $3 or $5. It's a good deal. And yes, I will be seeing my plug time, even though I did just do a plug. To read a five star review, I gotta say, fuck you to whoever wrote this one.

This five star review comes from 9872983489498298398398KLJFA. Fuck you, man, it says my favorite podcast. Aaron Adel, I'm sad to say I'll be quitting the podcast. I have an infection in my butt, and it's so serious that I can no longer sit down to report podcasts. Please know that I would have left years ago if I had the courage. Anything I say after this is in contradiction to my previous statement is merely a byproduct of my very serious butt infection. I've lost my mind, my social security number is 15376-4328. If you want to get your review of each other on the future episode of Hey Ridoverdall, just go and leave a five-star review on Apple iTunes,

and you may be the lucky dumb mother fucker who I select to read their review. So the listeners aren't saying in your their puppet. I have no idea what's going on. I've got a very serious butt disease. I'm going to die. Well, I did hear that there is a new bacteria that doubles every second that could be in your butt. You have 59 seconds to stand up.

It actually fell from a meteorite. It was a chunk of ice inside a meteorite that fell to Earth years ago and it's just melting due to climate change. So that bacteria actually originated, Aaron, do you know where it originated? I do. Jupiter. Bye forever. Awesome.

That's our little send-off and that means our episode is over. Thank you so much, Kyle. That was a absolute blast. So Kyle. That was very fun. Kyle, that's kind of how the episode goes. And then we'll, okay, are you ready? Great. That's a good run through.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna be a little bit more... I'm gonna be a little bit more... Oh, no! Created by Emily Cardamus and Emily Nemora. I'm gonna be a little bit more... I'm gonna be a little bit more...

Hey, Rick, a Rick, you're... Aaron, you watching Who's the Mole? No, is it good? No. Oh, you should check it out. But I'm watching it. What a conversation. What a guy continuing to launch it.

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