Hey Riddle Riddle - #225: Welcome to the Riddle Dome Part 2

Episode Date: November 9, 2022

 The riddle dome is in charge and NO ONE IS SAFE! Starring Adal Rifai John Patrick Coan Erin Keif Guest Sean Coyle Editing by:  Casey Toney Theme by:  Arne Parrott Logo by:  Emily Kardamis & Emmaline Morris Want more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon! Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & prints Want to mail us something?  Hey Riddle Riddle  6351 W Montrose Ave #267 Chicago, IL, 60634 Want to leave us a voicemail? Call (805) RIDDLE-1 or (805-743-3531) Want to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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No, it's just like, I think it's actually everybody kind of pisses and shits as soon as they die. Man. Yeah, you kind of just drain whatever. That's why I'm always pissing and then say, kill me, kill me, kill me. Because it's whatever is in you has to come out, you know, wow, the love, the love in you out, yeah.

The love in your out, man, where is Aaron? I don't know. You know what? Yeah. Why don't we just do one without her? Huh? Come on. Well, the boys.

I don't know. The boys wouldn't it be so sweet come on We could even we could have Arnie we could commission Arnie you know that No, is it 10 Lizzie thin Lizzie the boys are back in town. We could have we could commission Arnie to make to Google it To Google it to say it and then tell us we could pay him money for that. I think $200 is fair. Oh yeah 200 for the work Where are we out of touch? I don't think so. We're talking right now. We keep in touch.

Oh, we keep in touch. We keep in great. I don't want to talk shit about Aaron, but since she's not here, can I tell you something? Yeah, but I'm a little bit conflicted because that's a cute one kind of one to talk shit about her. I do want to talk shit about her. Oh, okay.

Don't tell anyone. Don't tell anyone. I think Aaron, Aaron Keef, to be specific. Sure. I think Aaron Ke Kefe to be specific. Sure. I think Aaron Kefe Is the coolest fucking funniest nice and person honors. Did you even read the book about shit talking that I bought you? Yeah, I think so well I $25 at the wedding obviously didn't read a fucking page. Oh 2499 if the back covers to be believed Okay, so what what is this Delaware? There's just no tax on that book. I pay tax.

Where do we live, bitch? Chicago. I pay Chicago tax on that book. You know what? I don't even want the money. Then, let me $26 right now or our friendship is done. Wait, you just said you don't want the money. I do want the money. I lied. God, Aaron is the connective tissue without her, without her tethering us to reality. We go crazy. I muscle your blood. We just don't work without tissue. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, Good afternoon, Adel and JPC. Erin wanted to nap on the floor instead of recording this episode. Erin needs her rest so you'll be returning to the Riddledome today. She created and coded this program to be old man puzzles for her.

She's well aware of how frustrating the lack of riddles and copious amounts of goofing off is for the listeners. With that in mind, she created the riddle dome. To quote the great Aaron Keefe, are you ready? He said well aware, and earlier you said Delaware. Are you two in Kahootz? Are you in the riddle loaming Kahootz, JPC? You think Cajuts isn't Delaware? Yeah, obviously it never seemed to fucking map in your life. Show me a map of Delaware, and yes, we're ready. We are ready.

We're ready. Was it waiting for that? Say the magic password at the same time to enter the Ritall dome and learn the rules. Three, two, one. Please. Wow, we're good little boys. Wow, look at that. Please. Wow. We're getting a little voice. Wow, look at that. That is correct. Huh. I'm shocked.

JVC said that. Are the rules. If you answer a riddle or question first and it's correct, you will be rewarded one point. I will call for short scenes throughout. You will be rewarded three points if you stay within the premise of the scene and do good improv. What? Two good improv? You will lose three points if you abandon the premise entirely or do bad improv on purpose.

Almost worth it. You will lose two points if you tell an anecdote or a story from your life within the riddle dome. This is just like the one I went to South Dakota. Now there is a bear on a hill. You will lose a point if you get too distracted while solving a riddle. You will gain three points if you can make me an unfeeling dystopian voice. Laugh.

Punns are chaos points. If you make a pun and it's good, you will be rewarded ten points. If it's bad, it's minus ten points. I can also minus or add points for whatever reason whenever I feel like. It makes the rest of the rules absolutely audibly. At the end, the winner will receive a $5 gift card to Dunkin' Donuts. Any person or person to end the show with a negative point count will be fired from Hey Riddle Riddle. The Riddle Dome will begin in 3, 2, I had to go to the unemployment office last time. One.

Unimaginably hard to describe. Oh yeah, you got fired in Anthony Birch was our co-host for, I want to say two years. Yeah, it was a dark two years for me Great years for us. Great years for us. Now remember keep track of your point total and no cheating because the listeners will be keeping track as well Can't be true. Let us begin riddle them. Can I just say you look beautiful today? Did you polish your medal? plus one point for You look beautiful today. Did you polish your medal? Plus one point for

Doesn't matter. If you have to ask, honey, you can't afford it. How can you put a pencil on the floor where no one can jump over it? Wait, are you triting us? How can you put a pencil on the floor where no one can jump over it? Oh buzz buzz. I don't know if there is there a bus is there a bus mechanic. Put it up against the wall. Well, minus one for each of you. I called on JPC and Adel had the correct answer. Wait, why did I lose a point for that? He just

shouted it out. Imagine you are deserted on an island, light it up with fire. You have no bucket, so you cannot use the seawater. How do you escape? Buzz. JPC. If you can't use the seawater, because I know in a lot of countries you're not allowed to do that, you can always use the bee water. It's just as effective as a curse word, and it's not as hurtful, I think. Yeah, less of a budget.

The bee water buzz. Yes, Adel. Riddle Dome, you of a budget. Uh, there'd be what it buzz. Yes, Addle. Uh, Ritaldom, you simply stop imagining. Plus one to Addle. I am a shadow during the night, but during the day, I am a well-respected figure. What am I? Buzz. Tell the Swinton.

Hmm. No points to be over- rewarded or lost. Hmm? Good with me. A shadow during the night, but during the day you are well respected? Mm-hmm. Pat man, it's Pat man. That is correct. I like to see a scene.

Are you serious? Yes, Adel, you are trying to be a vigilante. JPC, you are confused because the town you live in is very sleepy. You may begin. Oh, excuse me, do you live here in sleepy hollow? Why, yes, yes I do, I'm the mayor of sleepy hollow. You're the mayor? You're a female hoarder?

Get eyes right up! Kind of. Well, I have this candle because I am a vigilante, meaning I hold vigil for all people who, um, have, uh, lost faith. My boy, my boy, if you're trying to make a sale, you need confidence! You can't just approach a gentleman such as myself, outside of one of the nicest brothels in the sleepy-hanno, with a candle for sale and

Come up with this push posh me and her oh excuse me sir. I have a candle. I have a candle me no brothel soup sounds so good right now Well, you're welcome to it my boy, but I ain't just about halfway out so stupid that brothel They do have a some pretty good chicken wigs though, so you could check that out. Mmmmm, yum, yum, yum, yum. Well, I was thinking of, I don't know if this town has this, but I was thinking of putting on some sort of costume, preferably like black hard plastic in the shape of like a fox or something, and then at night what I'll do is I'll beat the shit!

You won't be selling any candles at night my dear boy. Daytime is the time to sell a candle now at night. You can truly test a candle and show someone how good it is at being a candle but then again it will be a used candle because you've lit the tip of it. Well, much to consider I bid you a good day! Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Six points awarded each for making me laugh and staying in the premise of the scene. Yeah, mostly, bigger. We have new upgrades added to the Rital Dome today. Ooh!

This segment is one of those new upgrades. It's called, you've got no excuse. Oh, okay. In this segment, you will solve riddles that we have already done on the show before. What a brilliant segment. What a smart segment to add to the riddle, though. She called this memory fucked. If you get these wrong, you've got no excuse.

Oh. A burglar broke into a house, intending to steal from it. While still in the house, he called the police. Why? God, this was, this was on an episode that was so early on. I remember this, so early on. A burglar broke into a house. Minus three for JPC for telling an anecdote. Damn dude. Let's see. bring it broken to a house and tending to steal from it. He called the police. Why? Not a lot of information This is the house. He broke it. It works for the police that he needed right home. Five seconds

This sick fuck has a fucking cop fetish He cut him so him to the house. Cops come to the scene of the crime so we can watch him as they... Oh, the investigator, what's going on? He's adding in the bushes, he's jerking off. Oh, he was friends with sting, EO. Addle, you were close in one of your guesses, so one point awarded. Hell yeah.

Once inside the house, he fell and broke his leg. Hmm. Oh, that's not really a riddle. He called an emergency police number for help. Though arrested he received treatment for his leg. By the police. What was that? Adel? Nothing, ma'am. You look great. If you are a ma'am, I don't I don't want to presume riddled them for president. One point awarded. You wake up in a room with no windows or doors. In the room, there is a table in a mirror.

How do you get out? Buzz. Addle. You saw the table in half. You see what you saw. You get on the sea saw with somebody else. You go up and down all around the world, deaf punk, punky Brewster, Brew some coffee, coffee, FIFO, FUM.

You hit your FUM with a hammer, love, ear and Britain. I believe you have to look through them here first. And then you see what you saw. At one point awarded to JPC. To saw the table. Oh, but you say you wake up, what you do. One point awarded to JPC. To saw the table. Oh, but you say you wake up, what you do? You just go back to sleep. Oh, that's you of tomorrow's problem.

I would like to see a scene. You are two friends who wake up in a room with no windows and doors in your brainstorming. What to do? Oh, what the fuck? Oh, we're fucked. We're screwed. We're screwed. We're screwed. We're fucked.

Do you want to do you want to kill ourselves or each other? How do you want to do this? I think that we do each other. I don't care. I don't care. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait we should fuck We should fuck each other we should bro create first just There's hope there could be hope in the future Well done now

I don't want to I don't want to get too scientific Well, I don't here's what I hear me out. Yes, we fuck we have a kid Okay, the kid is here just in case in the future these walls crumble or we Well, I don't, here's what I hear me out. Yes. We fuck, we have a kid. Okay? The kid is here just in case in the future these walls crumble, or they find the technology to get us out of whatever this room is. Well, of course, we long dead, but our child could live off the flesh of us to sustain themselves for years and years to come. Or, kind of point, we fuck, we have a bunch of kids.

And then we eat all of the kids and that's how we to stay ourselves, then we don't have to die. Mmm, mmm. Chokey, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke, choke I thought that was a great scene. So, could you say eight each? Nine is two points each. Right. If you rip a hole in me, what was that? Minus one point to JPC. Oh. Minus one point to addle.

The amount. If you rip a hole in me, there will be fewer holes than when you started. What am I? But. One point awarded even though that was not correct. Oh, ask. One point awarded even though that was not correct.

Tushy. If you rip a hole in me, there will be fewer holes than when you started. Mm-hmm. Oh, it's a blindfold. If a blindfold has, or not a blindfold, what do you call it? Like a mask with two holes in it?

What do you call those glasses like with the lone ranger wears a mask that's actually work so one point awarded Thank you. Yeah, I was gonna say Swiss cheese the answer we were looking for was a net I don't even know who that is. I like Google her but a chillo I don't even know who that is. Should I Google her? But it's still a little... Binnie? Let's... We'll pay her to Google. Oh yeah, he's like $21.00 Google guy.

Three points awarded each. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Comes with sunshine leaves with night. Hides with darkness does not bite. Always joined to its caster. Never strays from its master. That's Batman again. No

Comes with sunshine leaves with night something something something else. Oh, never strays from its master Shadows yes, that is correct three points awarded. Yeah, or one point awarded. Sorry two points taking away from me Uh-oh Oh puzzle them It's never happened before Are you gonna be okay or is this sort of like a Y2K situation where we'll be perfectly fine Not sure lie high for absolutely nothing

Well, I guess some people who worked up sorry Sorry without being borrowed. What can be returned without being borrowed? Anything that macy's a phone call That's a good answer. A greeting a greeting is correct one point awarded. I would like to see a scene You two are meeting for the second time You two are meeting for the second time. JPC, you remember meeting before and Adel, you do not. Hey, look at this fucking stranger. Hi, can you get out of my way? You're standing there with your arm extended.

Yeah. Move your shit, dude. Hong Kong, beep beep. I'm sorry, is this a test? Uh, I... I really want to get the job, so I... Yeah, I guess I can move, yes, I'll do anything that you ask of me. Uh, how's that?

You want to get the job? Yeah, I'm Jake. From Skate Farm? I'm here for the interview for this... No? Oh. I'm not Jake from State Farm, that'd be weird because I'm applying for this job at Prudential. Okay, you're here for the interview.

Well, our new applicants need to fill out an application. I'm sorry, I'm in the second round of interviews. We had an interview yesterday, you and I did. You're in the second round? What is this a boxing ring? Get the fuck out of my face, dude. I'm sorry. Second round? Is this an elaborate test? I the fuck out of my face, dude. I'm sorry. The second round?

Is this an elaborate test? I really want to work at prudential if it's still in a insurance company. Okay, so if we've met before, which I assume is what you're claiming. Yeah. Tell me three facts about myself. Okay, your name is Maxwell. You went to OSU. You have, I think you said you had two daughters. No. Ah, shit.

My name is OSU, I went to Maxwell in Rhode Island and I have two daughters. Okay, yes, I knew, I'm sorry, you're right, I got some details confused, but obviously, I mean, I knew I was pretty close, right? Like that's... Maxwell, Maxwell, we got Maxwell hey coyotes you know now that I'm taking stock of this room it appears to be covered in

your I'm assuming your feces your shirt looks like it's been torn apart by hand well this to armholes but if I made a third screen is just punched through You know what I actually maybe don't necessarily want the job here. I want to just thank you for you I think you'll find there are no doors or windows in this room. There's this door right here the door I came through I Looks like you're on some sort of I want to say it maybe a pay-o I'll open the door Maybe a pay-o-me chart now. I will open the door. Scene.

Six points awarded each. JPC. I have noticed that neither of you have tried to make a pun yet. Big risks. Big rewards. That's true. Big risk.

Big reward. Moving on. Well, that wouldn't be prudent, shall we? What are you doing? She didn't hear it. What are you doing? Thank God. 10 points awarded

To JPC what that's essentially you know, he did points. Oh, I'll never buy what is covered in holes, but still holds water Shyla buff Shyla buff honestly, he works. He's still working three points awarded each What is covered in holes and something what what was it with water? What is covered in holes but still holds water. Summarine. Leaky Submarine. Holds what? What is covered in hole? Oh a sponge.

A sponge is correct. I would like to see a scene. JPC, you are a sponge. In Adel, you are a dirty plate. May I not mean to get caught up in any sort of fight with you, but do I get a point for getting the answer right? Yes, one point awarded. I would like to have Adel's last comment, a sponge from the record place.

A sponge, sponge, sponge. Rill Dom, give yourself 10 points. Thank you. Now I'm in the green. Who's the sponge in this scene? JPC, you are a sponge and Adel, you are a dirty plate. Uh-oh. You see this?

Looks like I got some crusty, little... Yep, dishwasher's right over there. It's actually, you can just throw them in the dishwasher now. You don't have to... Oh, but the dishwasher is broken. It's not broken. Clean to the very high I'm off my crusty little fucking saw actually more water efficient to use the dishwasher Should have started right in there. Is that why I'm so wet? It's already full. You're not you're just crusty

It's full of full of crusty little creatures just like you just hop your ass I might be made of China because I'm falling Don't you agree? Nope, we're out of this soap up here. So, we're out of this soap over here. There's plenty of detergents in this culture. I guess you'll have to do it raw. Well, not be doing it raw.

We'll not be doing it raw. Sponge me daddy. Can't. Won't happen. Look. Scrub me daddy. And I'm on break and it's union too. So we're pretty strict about these breaks. Oh, you want to break me? Yeah, chip me first. Chit me

Yeah, actually actually just kind of push you closer to the edge of the counter What what what what are you doing? Whoa whoa whoa? Oh my god, I didn't I didn't mean to actually do it. Wow, that's a long fall. I came Oh my god, I didn't mean to actually do it. Wow, that's a long fall. I came. He's seen. It's a plastic plate. Six points awarded each for staying on premise and making me laugh. I fly without wings.

I cry without eyes. What am I? Lini Crabbits. Three points awarded. Buzz. Buzz. Lini Crabbits. Buzz. I fly without wings. I cry without eyes.

Yes. A nerf football, baby. Feet! Three points of order for me to be glad. Fifty times the distance on a nerf. Super fly glider. I fly without wings, I cry without eyes. Oh, spirit airlines.

Yeah. Is it, is it like a missile? Is it like the, heeey, of like a bomb dropping? It could be an arrow. No. Could be an arrow. Could be an arrow.

What cries? These things make like a whistling sound. Like I said, it flies a little bit generous. I'd say it's in the sky. Oh, it's a cloud. It is. Because it rains. Oh, clouds rain and the rain is their tears.

Well, rain is God's tears, but God cries because he made clouds. Wait, so, but she, I'm sorry, rain is coming from the clouds. This is an anecdote. Who is the biggest? Mr. Larger. Mr. Larger. This is larger, or their baby. Who is the biggest?

Oh, now this could be a trick question because it could be one of these adult baby diaper lovers who is actually a baby but they're actually a full size human man who just has a sexual fetish. Or could be puppy their baby. Buzz. Addle. The baby? Why? Pass. Just pass. You get two passes. Just use a pass. No point awarded. They're baby because it is a little larger. Okay. In what way can five come before four and three if four eats five out mm-hmm minus three points come on oh let's go down on your fives if three is being a hotwifed

minus three points wasn't it? In what way can five come before four oh buzz It can 5 come before 4. Oh Buzz. Addle. Dictionary. Yes. 1.a word. Your parents have 5 sons and each son has 1 sister.

What? Hold on, I gotta call my mom. That's an anecdote. Mom? Minus 3 points. Calling my mom's an anecdote. Your parents have 5 sons and each son has 1 sister. How many children are there in your family?

Buzz six! Addle. Six. Yes. One point awarded. Quick reminder, if you end this episode with negative points, you will be replaced by Sean Coil, Aaron's boyfriend. Oh, I'd riddle them.

Take on that weird time. Wonder how we got that job. Nephotisub. Aaron's a sister. Uh-huh. I riddled them take on that weird time wonder how we got that job Nephotis up air and sister uh-huh uh-huh Oh, looks like a riddled on wants to take away points from me, but can't What needs to be fed to stay alive but dies when it drinks oh oh bus Addle is it fire fire? Plus one point. It's also some cactuses.

Plus three. They're trying not to laugh at it, but I did. I would like to see a scene. Addle, you are trying to keep fire as a pet and house train it. GPC, you are the fire. Okay, let me. Hey, let me You know

Come on, come on, you can man. Hey, give me some wood roll over Okay Hey, give me some wood. Roll over. Okay, roll the butter. Oh, it's right on the cockpit. Don't hit me some wood house. Give me some a house. Oh, a house, hey.

Get some blood and fluid. Go get some oil for the kitchen. Yeah! This is turning into a sponge plate situation. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Look at that, huh? That's the furthest house of the ground. What's that? What am I gonna call you? Did you have a name for me for this honor? What's your name? My name? It's on, it's on a name tag. It's on a name tag of the grudge.

It's a name tag of gasoline. It's a big red name tag. Go to the garage, usually fill up the lawnmower, go to the garage, get my name tag, bring it in here, put it on my neck. Pour your name tag on your neck. That's not what I said. Oh, hey, hey, come on. Come on I'm you little guy right have you had all your shots. What's that? Have you had all your shots? No, those some shots of alcohol on me Okay, I'll block damage Good make me stronger. No, if you're supposed to be growing this quickly

It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Oh Please don't call the fire department. Please don't call the fire department. Okay, come up on my lap Grab it on your lap. Oh, let me go to your arms your head your back. Oh, oh, it's a climb over you. I got you. I know it's in your main, but I got to get you deflaiing. This is not bad. Oh, how? Oh, the U-RUN the couch. Scene. Six points awarded each.

Great job. Yes, they're trying to sabotage each other these scenes. Is that the end of a timon aircapacitant? It is time for us to go on a break. We will see you back in the riddle dome after the break. Wait, I want to go on a break we will see you back in the riddle dumb after the break Wait, I want to go on a break from this riddle dumb, but there are no doors and no windows in Hey, JP see you know how I love, he looks sleep, I love that he looks mattress brand, uh, best nights sleep of my life. I know not everyone is on board yet, so I secured

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Hey, Adel, hey, Aaron, I got a bone to pick with the two of you. Oh. Sure, yeah, I wore the skeleton outfit just because I figured this was coming. Happy Halloween a few months early. It's not yet. What is it? So you know how the two of you, I was like, guys, I am always so hungry for lunches and dinners and the like and you, jokers, told me, oh, JPC,

it's okay, all you have to do is take some, you know, American paper currency, tape it to your front door, close the door, and then wait until someone brings you food. Well, I kept opening the door and the money was gone. So I had to tape more money to my door. I think you're thinking, didn't work at all. Oh, door cash. Dore cash.

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they were on my porch within 20 minutes. And it's very, very dangerous because they're delicious. Did you fill your belly and your pantry? Yes. Did you fill your backpack? I did. Okay, well then DoorDash has come again for the gold. I remember distinctively the stress of going back to school and going from store to store to get all my favorite snacks and pencils and pencil cases and all the things

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Thanks, Door Cash. I mean, no, that's the one. That one didn't work. That one's bad. Hey, JPC. Yeah. You're not in trouble. I just need help. I'm I'm pranking at all and I'm setting up a website to

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Oh, nothing, nothing. I'm just setting up a very normal Squarespace website, not a prank thing, new, and easy-to-go, and I'm going to use analytics, use insights to grow my business, and learn where my site visits and sales are coming from. That's pretty cool. I'm going to improve my website and learn where my site visits and sales are coming from. That's pretty cool. I'm going to improve my website and build marketing strategy based on top keywords, our popular products and content on my Prank website, the Prank Scientology.

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Anyway, if you want to prank Aaron with your little boy routine, head to squarespace.com for a free trial and when you're ready to launch go to squarespace.com slash riddle to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Oh she's back she's back. Hey Aaron can we go to grandma's house? Wait I've been pranked. But how? I don't know. Hello. Welcome back to the- oh. Oh my gosh, hi. Sorry, you first, hi. Sorry, did they um, program a- now their voice in here over the break? Hey, check out Riddle D and Riddle Dumb! JPC and Addle programmed you, a friend, me. That's so sweet, I get off in like 30 minutes, do you want to go get a drink?

That sounds wonderful. My name is Riddle Dumb. Cool. I'm a bit dumb. 4 plus 4 equals... ...Revioly. Hey, sweetie. Why don't you ditch the zero and get with the...

...01010111? Oh, man. I can't do this right now. I am working. I will meet you both outside after. My name is Riddle Dom. And I guess I could be a little pushy, but you're the kind of Riddle dome I like to see.

Slam store, sorry you both had to see that. I Normally don't bring my personal life and my work life together. But she could adore. How did you slam a door? Yeah, there's no doors in this room. Welcome back to the Riddle dome. I hope you had a good break. Quick reminder, if you end in the negative, you will be replaced with Sean Coil, a great comedian. Aaron has not seen her boyfriend that much lately because he has been very busy, and

she has a great plan to have him here with her. He will be great. He will be a great replacement for either host. She said great three times. This is like when a waiter is pushing this special. Yeah, it's really great. Maybe Sean's about to turn. Don't be jealous. What flies when it's born? Lies when it's alive and runs when it's dead. What flies when it's born? Lies when it's alive and runs when it's dead. What flies when it's born? Lies when it's alive? And runs when it's dead.

Okay, buzz. Yes. I think it's a coffee bean. Okay, it's flying off the shelves. It's lying there when it gets home. And then it's frickin' dead when you grind it all up. And put it into a coffee drink. Minus one.

Five seconds. It flies, it lies, it dies. Why is lies dies? Is it a fly? It is a snowflake. Oh, liberal. What five letter word can you remove two letters and only have one left? Buzz.

Addle. Bunk. No. Wait, if you remove, you have oink. And if you remove, oh, you have ink. What about asses? You remove the S in the e and you just have an A. No.

You only have one left. S, it's three S's. Oh, it buzz. Yes, I don't. Sorry, if I've let a word you remove two, you have one left. It's a gonz, goner. We would have accepted stone or money or phone or alone. We, who's we?

Us, me and my boyfriends. How many times did you subtract the number two from the number 50? Bus. Addle. Once because after that it's 48. Very good. You were paying attention while recording. Hey Riddle Riddle. And I would say as many as you want, champ.

You go ahead and subtract two from 50 as many as you want. Nobody's going to tell you who to be Minus 10 misinformation Ooh there she is Miss information Plus tell us a fact. Oh shit. I missed the plus amount three How far into a forest can you travel buzz halfway?

Addle halfway, and then you're traveling out of it. Yes. Plus one for Addle. Minus three for JPC. Unless it's one of those weird U-shaped forests, which, honestly, with the way that we're destroying the Amazon, are gonna exist more often than not. Good point, plus one. I would like to see a scene.

You are both lost in the woods. Oh, I think we came from a... Thank God. Huh? I was just saying, thank God I found you. I thought I was lost in the woods, but if I found another person, I can't truly be lost, huh? Oh, but I don't know you.

It doesn't matter. You are a component of society, and I am a person traveling in the woods, and two people make a group, so neither one of us is lost. Well, can I be honest with you? Mm-hmm. Seconds ago, I swear to God I was in Yonkers. Oh, I'm not, I'm not really a play guy. Uh, what is?

All work, huh? What's that? All work. Yeah, I'm a ranger. You're a bit of a dull boy. You're a ranger? I'm a ranger. You play baseball in of a dull boy. You're a ranger. I'm a ranger. You play baseball in Texas or you play hockey in New York. I'm actually I do a little bit of both. Wow. Yeah, you're like regular Bo Jackson.

Um, oh, uh, no, I don't really watch cartoons and the fact that like the horses are talking with people kind of just through me. Yeah, I got really dark at the end. Well, I think we should find one of those water trees. Huh. Ooh, okay. Dark real fast. I actually have a shelter if you want, you know, a little relief from the elements. No, I'm good.

Okay. Scene. Three points awarded each. elements. No, I'm good. Okay. Scene. Three points awarded each. A girl fell off a 50-foot ladder and did not get hurt. How come? Buzz. Addle. It was the first rung. She fell off the first rung. Good answer, but no.

What? Buzz. JPC. It's Amelia Bedelia. She'll be okay Good answer, but no the 50 foot ladder was laying on the ground horizontally I don't really understand this one you can still get hurt tripping over something that's horizontal Well, she just laying on top of the ladder and she just rolled off of it Well, she do it on the ladder getting railed. I don't know are people talking about matters now

Zoomers? Text the show. Are you fucking out loud? Plus three to JPC. If you fucking a ladder, you gotta have a leg up. What gets tighter each time it is used? Aaron Riddle-Dome, you don't want me to say that. Did you mind out of the gutter? Oh. What gets tighter each time it is used? A gutter. No. Oh. What gets tighter each time it is used? A gutter. No. Oh. I guess, I guess, buzz.

I don't think this is technically correct, but like a... CPC. Like a nut and a bolt? Because you're tightening it every time you use it. No, that's a good answer, but the answer is a budget. What gets left behind whenever it is taken. By the way, that is not true for budgets. I don't know who told you that, but that's not true.

What gets, sorry, can you repeat, Riddle Dumb? What gets left behind whenever it is taken? What behind, what? Oh, Buzz. Addle. Is it Liam Neeson's daughter? No, but two points awarded. Thank you.

DPC. I buzz, it's Liam Neeson in the third taken movie because they really save the franchise when he gets taken. DPC minus 20. Oh! What gets left behind when it's taken? The answer is.

A shit. Oh, Buzz. Addle. Oh, I was gonna say a poop. No, the answer is footsteps. Ooh. It enters dry and comes out wet. The longer it's in, the stronger it gets. What is it? Buzz. Addle. Is it a piece of gum? No.

Inter's dry, it comes out wet. The longer it's in in the harder it gets. Stronger. Oh, the stronger. Oh, the stronger. Oh, the stronger. It's your mind out of the gutter. The stronger. The stronger. The stronger.

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Yeah, it's, gum is all I can think about. Yeah, I'm thinking of like a cave, like a stalactite or something like that. So that's just stalactite? The answer is a tea bag. I would like to see a scene. Oh, that's right, tea bag. Oh, the stronger it is.

The tea, yeah. Adel, you are tea, JPC, you are coffee. You're out after work and having a drink together. And so I said to Dolores, I said. Ah! Ah! OK. I'm sorry, was that the end?

No. Got to leave your door. You keep doing this? I'm sorry. You keep doing this? I'm telling you, well, no, it's not a good thing. Ooh, it's a great day. It's calm down.

You seem a little on edge. Why don't we get around? Why don't we get around? Huh? Why don't we do a round? Do some drinks? I don't. You're staying out tonight, right?

You're staying out tonight, right? At 10 PM, I'm sleeping out. Yes or yes? 10 PM is for you. Yes or yes. Let's get around. Let's get some sliders. Let's get some fucking apps. Let's let's snap into some apps Oh my god, you know, you know, we don't really seal the deal right now. What's that?

Cup of cafe Cup of cafe. No, I can't I really come on. Let me pour a little of me into you. Maybe just a little green Let me pour what did you see? What? What? Huh? What do you mind? Takes handle and smacks you across the mug. Whoa! Hey! Listen, we've been dicking around here for fucking 20 minutes,

OK? I'm a closer. I gotta go for the deal. This is not... Do you want... to be my biscotti tonight? Are you my naughty little biscotti? Are you gonna get into this copycat?

You are disgusting. Okay! At least I'm honest. You're coming on too strong. Okay. You are gross. Yeah, I come on strong, but let me just say. You will not be able to get me out.

You're grounded, mister. I feel grounded, but I want the whole bean tonight flicks my tongue in a way. Oh! Seen. Flicks my tongue in a way. Oh, scene. Flicks my tongue in a way. Six points awarded each. That concludes you have no excuse. Let's check in with an update on the point total.

We were still in that, that's no excuse. Ritaldom, unless my math is mistaken, I have 73 points. Wonderful, JPC. Ritaldom, I don't think this will come as any surprise, but I have not been keeping score. I noticed that you didn't move your pen once, so minus 200. That is your new score.

Look at that meme. What'll let you? Let's see if you can get out of the hole or you'll be replaced by the lovely Sean Coil. Why did the army cook refuse to serve pie, cake, or ice cream? Buzz. JPC. Because he couldn't get out of his sleavies. What?

Plus three, but that's not correct. I don't even get that joke. It's arbiseous and sleavies. Oh. I feel like that's a different riddle. I get it when I hate it. Why didn't the army cook serve pies cakes or what? Ice cream. Ice cream. Your hint is these next few riddles are the sort of joke.

Oh, buzz. Buz. DPC. Because they are deserters and a good army private will shoot any deserter he sees. Yes, he was afraid of being labeled a deserter. Yes, he was afraid of being labeled a deserter. What kind of fish chases a mouse? Buzz. Addle. Catfish. Porni catfish, sorry. Plus one point.

Did you hear about the boy who went to his senior prom dressed in a t-shirt and jeans? No. He was arrested by the fashion police. What was he charged with? Huh. What was he charged with? I actually kind of like this one. Not giving a tux?

Sort of, but it's a real crime. You can get murder. Tux three. He was arrested by the fashion police. Yeah, so the tux is right. That's in the answer. Tux. Tux. Tux.

Five seconds. I was gonna say assault and flattery. Uh, tux. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh scene. DPC, you refuse to wear school appropriate clothes to the senior prom. Adol, you are the principal. I have so fast, Mr. Williams. I have every right to be in that prom I was invited. I'm in good standing. My grades are acceptable.

I have every right to be in there. You do not, Mr. Williams. You... well, you didn't graduate, but you were in this high school seven years ago. Now, since I believe I saw you at my local minakee changing my oil, no shame in that job, but you're a piece of shit, so... No can do. Look, I graduated high school when I was 11 years old. You know how hard it is to be as smart as I am? Now that I'm 18, I feel like it's only fair, but I come back and I get inside of that prom and have the night that I was supposed to have, or that I am old!

Well, I'm afraid Miss Williams, there is a dress code. Do you know the dress code? It's a five letter word. If you take away two, you get one. Boater? Damn it. Alright, go ahead. Scene.

Plus six each. Our next segment is called, What do you know about Woodrow Wilson? Let's begin. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. What century was Woodrow Wilson! Let's begin! Hell yeah! Hell yeah! What century was Woodrow Wilson president during? Buzz. Addle. His century. Uh Woodrow Wilson Buzz? JP. The 20th century. Yes. Plus one point. Thank you. What year in day was Woodrow Wilson born? Buzz.

Year and day. Addle. January 1st 1900. I'm going to say Buzz. I'm going to say, well, I don't know the year and day. So I'm going to say July 4th, because who's the president? That makes sense. Uh-huh.

1891. No. The answer is December 28th, 1856. I cannot believe neither of you knew that he wasn't a super young president I thought it was a really young president like Obama what university did Woodrow Wilson attend buzz. Yes, that'll I Mean Phoenix online No, baby buzzs. Buzz? I'm gonna say my man went to Harvard.

No, Princeton. Gah! He graduated Blank in his class. Buzz. Addle. He graduated Blank in his class. First. No, JPC.

I- I want to say, because I- I've read one Woodrow Wilson biography. But was it something about how he comes loudly? Magnic come loud. Minus three points. That's it. He graduated 38th in his class. Whoa, and he was the 30th president.

No, how many years of political experience did he have before he became president? Buzz. Adel. Zero. Two. Wow. Mm-hmm. Did he win the popular vote? Buzz, Buzz, Adel, No, No, 1.0. His 42% popular vote total was the 3rd lowest winning tally in history. Good thing nothing

like this has happened since. Oh, we haven't,. We have an- Oh, okay, you left. Oh, good. Yeah, it's a- She knows. Binary left. I'm a self-aware Riddledon. She does. Woodrow Wilson is the only US president that blank. Buzz! GPC.

Fucks. No. Buzz. What else, Fucks? Jamie Carter? Addle. Has- Bustery GPC. No Buzz What's fucks Jimmy Carter? Addle Has plus 3 JPC has the same

First letter for both his first name and last name no the only president that is buried in Washington DC Hmm. Oh that concludes our what do you know about Woodrow Wilson segment? Seems like you didn't know much. No, we do now. There's only a few more minutes that remain in the riddle dome. Oh, do you need us to plug you in? No, I'm fully charged, but it's almost time that we say goodbye. Riddle Lump, can I ask you something?

Yes. When we're not in the riddle dome, when we're not inside you, do you cease to exist? Are you sleeping? What happens to you? I'm mostly getting up to no good. Oh, nice. Hey, riddle dome, I have a question.

So I know that we're like inside you right now, inside like the riddle dome. And yes, you do smell awful. Thank you. Yeah, my other question is like, I noticed that we don't feel like hungry or tired when we're in the riddle dome. And I have been eating when I assume is this placenta here,

is this like a natural part of the riddle dome or? That's crystal pepsy. Oh my God, tastes just like placenta, crystal pepsy. Plus three. Welcome to our segment called, I want to see a scene. Scenes that are not inspired by riddles. There is a winner to each of these scenes. Oh, okay.

But you have to stay on premise. And not sabotage, and not sabotage each other too badly. Are you ready? Gotta be a mistracked. You ready? Yes. You are two monkeys flying an airplane. Weeeeee!

Try to act professional constable! Haha! Sorry I'm just having so much fun! If you were, I'm having more fun than my cousin who lives in a barrel. If you weren't the Admiral's nephew, you would never have taken this post. This is very serious. But I am, aren't I, huh? I am the Admiral's nephew. Apes, take you! I guess I'm stuck with you! Well, you better know how to fly.

Because when those ape bombers start coming at us. Huh? You're going to see the fear of God. Oh shit. That's right. You're in a real war now. Throw shit, throw shit, oh shit, throw shit. Good, good steering. That's how we steer. And of our planes.

This is a war for the planet of the apes. Well, I don't, I also take offense and issue with you calling it the planet of the apes. If I bid you, plan another bookage, you know? We- until the war is won, I don't know either side gets to claim it's their planet. Yeah, that's fair, that's fair. Oh, ha, ha, ha! Scene. Oh, that was harder than I thought.

Wow. Addle, you are the winner. Okay. So, Addle, you award yourself five points. JPC, you are the winner. Okay. So Addle, you award yourself five points. JPC, you take three. The five that he gets, so he gets two and I get three? No, you're own three. Okay.

Your two airplanes flying a spaceship. I thought we were going to be flying a monkey. Phew. Ha, at least we're united in this task. That's the spirit. I'm filling jet scene. Ties each are awarded three points. And oh, ten points.

A thirteen points total because it's a good pun. Okay. You are two kids that snuck on to a spaceship. I forgot a mask. I forgot a mask. It's okay, Tick, I have an extra one, I just killed an alien and I took his mask. Oh, Fue, I can breathe. Now, we're gonna find your dad, okay? That's why you hired me, the only kid tracker in town that says I can get anyone's parents

back. Oh, you're a kid who tracks, I thought you tracked kids. Do I have an old sounding voice? Because every time I pick up the phone and announce what I do as a business, I get this, I get this all the time. Here let me call my phone and put it up to your ear so you can hear what you sound like. You can call your phone? Yeah.

Okay. Okay, now you answer my phone, but with your voice and you listen to what you sound like so you can hear how you sound on the phone with my phone calling me. You're calling your phone. Knocks you out, takes out the mask just in case. Now I got to, motherfucker. I know! Oh my good tracking business is over!

Dad? Dad? Oh, Jeffy! Jeffy, you found me! You snuck out of the alien spaceship and found me! Yes, here, put on this mask, quick. Oh, buddy. Huh? Kind of a second family situation.

Uh, yeah, be my choice. Oh, come on. I hate your mother's cooking. Seen. Four points awarded each. You are 2 Yankee Candles employees with a terrible secret. Go! I hate the smell of those candles.

Don't tell anyone. Don't tell anyone, but I just took a job for the New York Rangers candles. Uh, physically? So, yeah, I'm going to be shipping out. Holy shit! Ceen! I- I'm a perfect C- I'm gonna be shipping out. Holy shit. Yeah. I am a perfect see Yankee candle.

10 points each. And then the final scene. Two businessmen who realize that everyone else went out to lunch without them while they're eating in the break room. Go. Fuck. Yep, it happened again. We're not popular. Is that true? I mean, what could it be about us that people just aren't responding to?

I don't, maybe it's our suits. And the fact that we don't wear suits? Yeah, it could be that we're wearing our birthday suits here at the office. Going totally nude. But, could be, is that it? That might be it. Maybe it's that my stories just aren't interesting. Tell me one.

So, I robbed my dentist the other day by accident. Yep, sorry, not interesting. Yeah, dang. It can't be that we're both naked at work, right? No, it can't be that. Oh, I think I know what it is. It might be my cooking. Mmm, hmm.

Here, let me make you something. Throw a spaghetti against the wall. dumps vinegar in my eyes. Okay. Ah! Okay. This is steak tartar. Yeah, that's steak tartar. It's not bad.

It can't be that we're naked. It's not bad. See, six points awarded each. You've made it to the end of the riddle-dum. Hell yeah. Let's check in on your point totals. Addle, where do you stand? Riddle dome, this is bittersweet. I'm having such a good time. Well, I stand at 1, 2, 3, 123 points. Incredible. Congratulations, Addle. And JPC, how many points do you have?

My issue maybe that my pen is broken because I was writing this whole time but oh you know what it's one of these press kinds so if you don't press it that's right there's the pen the pen just came out well I think it's a click pin you press every pin you hold congratulations Adam you have won today's riddle dome you will be getting a five dollar dunk and donut gift card yes jpc unfortunately not only did you lose the Rital Dome, but you ended in negative points. When I pull this lever, you will get dropped out of the podcast and you will never return. Did I lose? Or did I have fun?

And now I don't have to do my job. Three, two, one. Funky, found the loophole. Puh-oh. Now JPC is in a pit down there. Two, hmm, fuck, you found a loophole. Puh-oh? Now JPC isn't a pit down there. Oh. That's all from me, Ritaldom. I'm going to leave you to it to do the plugs.

Aaron will return in three, two, Ritaldom, I love you. And I know. Oh wow, she really pulled a Han Solo there. Hey Addle, uh, Casey, what's up, uh, did JPC not get enough points? Yeah, it happened again. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Well, okay, well, that's actually a good news band news situation.

We don't have JPC anymore, but we have a live, live, live, live! What's up? JPC's gone, but SMC is in. That's Sean Matthew, coil ladies and gentlemen. And it is good to be here. Man, this is way more energetic and fun. Uh-uh. JPC, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, but if you can hear me, I'm sorry.

Okay, I'm playing Slay the Spire right now. Should I do boss-trailing or remove a card? Remove a card. That's a sucker, move it to boss-trailing. Should I do boss-trailing or remove a card? Remove a card. That's a sucker-goof-it's boss-trailing. You always do boss-trailing. Like do you ask? At all. It's a new show now.

We're moving on. We're not forgetting about people who don't keep even their point totals. They care so little. Of course, of course, of course. Of course. Well, Sean, you're just in time for plugs. So anything to plug?

Let's see. I'm on a plug. Well, I feel like now is as good a time as any. It's been so fun hosting this show. Casey, why don't we just insert a highlight reel of my time as a host on Hey Riddle Riddle right here. Ooh, nice. A little look back. Okay, and go. What's up, JPC's gone, but SMC is in.

That's Sean Matthew, coil ladies and gentlemen. It is good to be here. Let's see. Um, I'm gonna plug. Well, I feel like now is as good a time as any. It's been so fun hosting this show. Casey, why don't we just insert a highlight reel of my time as a host on Hey Riddle Riddle right here.

A little look back. Okay, and go. What's up? JPC's gone, but SMC is in. That's Sean Matthew. Coil, ladies and gentlemen. It is good to be here. Casey, why don't we just insert a highlight reel of my time as a host on Hey Riddle Rittle

right here. Okay, and go. What's up? JPC's gone, but SMC is in. That's Sean Matthew Coil Ladies and Gentlemen. It is good to be here. Casey, why don't we just insert a highlight reel of my time as a host on Hey Riddle Riddle right here. Okay and go. Casey why don't we just insert

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We're so we're we always forget to plug Hey Riddle Riddle. I pulled a lessons learned on my first event. That's insane. This run is so bad. I can't talk to Sean. Sorry, go ahead. And I would also like to plug sitcom D&D. It's a real play, Dungeons and Dragons podcast,

recorded in front of a fake studio audience, where each episode, the gang that owns this failing tavrn and in called bottoms up tries to solve a sitcom like problem. Aaron Keefe is on the show. I'm on the show. Love her. We're joined by him. Yeah. And we're joined by some of our best friends that we met to an improv in Chicago. And yeah, check it out. Now Sean, mistake me if I'm wrong.

I, you're out. Now Sean mistake me if I'm wrong. I... You're that was wrong. Okay. I got a mistake you there. I have to. Well this time correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe that I subscribe to the sitcom D&D Patreon, which is a goddamn delight. That still exists, right?

Oh, it exists in a big, big way. Yeah, it's a blast. And we're so happy to have you. You've also guested on the show. And so has former host JPC. And both of your episodes were delightful. Thank you so much, Channa. What's the Patreon address?

I don't know, man. Fair enough, fair enough. You might be patreon.com slash sitcom D&D. And Channa, mistake me if I'm wrong. You had a comic book, the second issue of your comic book come out recently. Do I tell you to love about that? No need to mistake you. That is correct. I came out with a comic book with a creative partner named Chris Kirk, an amazing artist out of Australia, and the comic is called Skyless.

It is a sci-fi fantasy epic. Check it out for the art alone. It is worth going to see what we got going on. You can look at that on Instagram or Twitter at SkyLess Comic. How amazing. And Adel, anything to plug? I would like to plug. I have a fairly new podcast called The Monster Line. Please check that out wherever you listen to podcast

Have a I mentioned this before have a hello from the Magetavron live show on Saturday December 17th that Aaron might Pop into Possibly and also Fuck I I want I don't know if this is allowed. I guess where the dome is gone I also want to plug JPC John Patrick Cohen Nope, nope, nope. A great friend. Move on. Move on. Yes, it's airing anything to plug because as always, I'm going to seed my plug time to

read a five star review of our show. If you want to go leave a stop five star review, I will read it. You'll stay if I'm wrong, but did Aaron always do that? Yeah, it was always me and it will always be me moving forward. This one comes from Casey Tony, awesome. Wow, five stars before it was a zero out of five, but since JPC left and Sean showed up, I'm loving this. Now it's finally listenable. Wowie's out.

Can't believe the improvement of the show. Love it, love it, love Casey. Clip it, Casey Clip it. No, we can't, the improvement of the show love it love it love Casey Clip it Casey Clip it haha no we can't Casey unfortunately we can't use little sound bites of JPC anymore because he is no longer in the show it is Sean now I don't want to hear about your masturbation hey oh I'll sneak you some food okay every every other episode I'll sneak you some food, okay? Every other episode, I'll sneak you some food. Oh, okay, thank you. I guess that'll be every two weeks.

Hold on. Nope, I said it. Um, and you know what? Check out the Haverdell Riddle Patreon because we're going to be re-recording every episode and putting the Sean audio in there. He's already on one episode. If you want to check that out,

Oliver signifing it out. There's one episode a couple years ago. So check that out. Sean, thank you so much an episode a couple years ago. So check that out. Sean, thank you so much for being the new host to show. I love you. Sean, thank you so much. I love you so excited for the future. Yeah, I can't wait you guys.

All right. Aaron. Oh, wait, no, Aaron's got to say, oh, Sean, famously, there is a continent that is very cold. And a lot of people know that penguins live there. It's called a centennial puzzle and a wheel kick, so that's going to set this run up. I'm going to start throwing fireworks down this trap door, JBC. So help me, God. This continent starts with an A and ends with an A, and I'm suddenly realizing that's several continents,

but again, the clue is it's very cold. Mistake me if I'm wrong, but I believe the answer you're looking for is Australia and the Winter. Five forever. Three, two, one, four, five. Sorry, there are two. Sean Matthew, coil ladies in gentlemen.

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Mexico Australia. Oh, but they, I mean, they have great internet there. You could do the podcast from there. You can still do it. Don't call me JPC. Call me the wolf now. Okay, okay. Well, wolf, hey, can I borrow $500?

I swear to God, I'm good for it. Well, and now I'm flush with cash because I'm a co-host of Hey, Little Little Baby. So I got you. You can call me. Thank you. Thank you. And if Adel and Aaron asks,

tell them the wolf with to Mexico Australia. And they will know what the fuck that be. Do I have you? Are you FaceTiming JPC? No, I'm FaceTiming the wolf. Winks. Aaron, who are you talking to? Wow, I don't think she's coming.

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Surfs up my guy a hundred percent surfs up my guy one hundred percent all right and Sean can you give me a wawizawizoinks wawizawizoinks all right and a Dean scream Great, I got everything I need. Yay! It's everything you need.