Hey Riddle Riddle - #226: SANDY?! w/Sandy Weisz

Episode Date: November 16, 2022

Who can take the riddles? Wrap it in a sigh. Soak it in the sun and make a groovy lemon pie. The Sandy Man Can. The Sandy Man can cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good! WiddleWednesday! Starring:  Adal Rifai John Patrick Coan Erin Keif Special Guest: Sandor Weisz Editing by:  Casey Toney Theme by:  Arne Parrott Logo by:  Emily Kardamis & Emmaline Morris Want more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon! Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & prints Want to mail us something?  Hey Riddle Riddle  6351 W Montrose Ave #267 Chicago, IL, 60634 Want to leave us a voicemail? Call (805) RIDDLE-1 or (805-743-3531) Want to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fm This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/riddle and get on your way to being your best self.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a head gum podcast. And Lord, be ready! Must keep your hate with the brick dome! JPC and Aaron, your mission and Adel, your mission, should you choose and I guess Casey, Casey and I only have to, everyone, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to answer riddles every week for the rest of your days. Do you accept it? Why would anyone choose to accept this? So this is like a yes or no, like we can walk away. You could walk away if you want, but if you do Well, there's really no consequences, but if you stay

Well, there's really no you're not really contributing Did you just try and shoot me but the gun was out of bullets? Sorry, cuz it packed me up back me up, you know, I want to see no to this, but I'm looking at my You know, I want to see no to this, but I'm looking at my skull. Did you try to kill me? You said back up. I thought that meant full again on you, even at your head and full the trigger. No, back me up. GPC.

I got a Bible. Yeah, I guess it's self. I guess I am pretty open. I guess I do accept the mission. Great. So now all you have to do is find a space in your house that has like sound dampening that that's like doesn't not a lot of sound like bounce off. KC. Oh, it's KC's not here. Um, does that make sense? Well, it look a little sad if you when you give people a tour of your house and they go,

oh, and what's this? And you go, this is where I record. Did you try to? What the heck? Here, I'm sorry. I thought maybe there was a bullet, but it was just two chambers deep. Whatever. JB, is that how guns work? Two chambers deep. Oh, all done, click. Hold on, I'm trying to watch click. This is one of my favorite standards.

No point to remember. It's like, it's the same look. It's true. Sailors back, maybe, and click. A movie from 20 years ago. And not only is that I'm sailor back, but so is that, or a five. And JPC ago and I'm saying I'll back but so is that or a five And JPC and I'm Aaron Keith

And works I did to do another episode for you of hey riddle riddle a show that's Sometimes riddle sometimes puzzle sometimes games and today's old man puzzle is I know it's not me Wait, what are you? I think it's at all. No, check this is you stupid? Is it? I think it's Addle. No. Is it me? Am I in charge of the Reynolds today?

Is it? It's not me. If it was me, I would be in a way for you. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on is Sandy? Sandy? Oh, hey guys. Whoa, Sandy, yeah. Holy shit. We didn't even turn on the sand signal. Oh, you know I'm always here. I'm always here to hear when the sandstone turns on

or the fork does, I guess. Yeah, just okay, that should have my name. Hold on, hold on. Hold on, you arrived before the signals turned on. So you can turn it. Wait a second, wait a second. We purchased a $1,400 sand signal from you on a steep discount.

What did we buy? No, it's like the sand signal turns on, but I preconceived of its existence. And so that's what makes it so. That's what makes it so. Thank you, friend. I do now want to see a Batman where they go, Commissioner Gordon goes on the rooftop to turn on the signal before he can even flick it Batman goes what?

Whoa, hey man, do you live up here? I mean you sleep up here is everything okay at home That's why nobody suspects Bruce Wayne because they're like it's not Bruce Wayne because Batman sleeps on the roof But Sandy you're someone who doesn't sleep on the roof. Thank you so much for joining us. We, we, we, thank you. We typically only have you for sandbox segments, but now we're getting a whole freaking sandbox. Yeah, there was a special on sand this month.

Sorry, I thought we would do a whole, a whole, a whole sequence, a whole episode of sand of sandy, beautiful sandboxes. Yeah, how do you feel about that? Well, I mean, it doesn't matter because you're already recording. I love that. If there truly was a special on sand, I have to call my investment guy because I'm heavy and sand futures. And if sand went on sale, let's just say I'm ruined. JPC did a line of cocaine and told me that sand was the next gold. So I actually have to hold on here. I'm here.

I'm here. She did a line of sand. And so it was okay. It was the next cookie. Oh, okay. Okay. I'm lost. Never mind that I can stay.

Yeah, that's the secret. That's the secret to my success is I just snore sand all the time. That's five plus a hour. Did you not know that it was a plus. Do you hear that, kids? Yeah. I was like, you're right. So many riddles.

Well, Sandy, speaking of riddles. Yeah, do you have any... You're way to do some? Is that what you do for this? Yes, I have to. Yes, that's what I thought. I love for that. All right, let's do some puzzles and riddies.

I have something today that is a little bit more trivia than it is puzzles. We're going to see how this works out. I have a game. I actually learned this game at the National Puzzlers League Convention. It's called, I'm calling game, I actually learned this game at the National Puzzlers League Convention. It's called, I'm calling it Three Sums. And the way it works is I'm gonna guess you.

Okay, if that is true, then I have also been to a couple of National Puzzlers League Convention. Now that I'm thinking about it. Put an upside pineapple on the door. An upside pineapple on the door, that's right. They call it trios, I'm changing the name to Three Sums. The way it is I'm going to give you a category that has three things in it. You have to tell me the three things. It's that simple. However, only each of you can only say one of the three

things in and in whatever order you want. Okay. You might not all know the three things. So the key is to negotiate who's going to say the first thing, who's going to say the second thing, and who is so confident that they know all three things that they could go Third so for example if I said The three stooches you could probably go in any order because you probably all know the names of the three Dude yeah, we can do that. That's an example one though. So we don't need to That would be... That would be... Chef...

Little champs? And dogman? Little Pat and dogman? So wait, now I would go third because I would do dogman. So, we can... Hold on, we can all agree dogman was the best dude. Dogman was only a student for three episodes. He was two million birds, he was only a stage for three episodes.

He was two million dollars. You were in over my car. You were recording of the day. Okay, okay. So let's do this, let's do this. Let's who feels super comfortable? I can give you another category since we all know the, I feel super confident.

So at the third. Hold up at three like this out. Yeah, there you go. Okay. And then who would hold, who feels like their least confident You might hold up a one. I know I definitely know one. All right, so you go. I would hold up a two Okay, so I'm gonna say I'm gonna say Larry is Larry one Larry is one. Okay, I'm gonna say mo

Okay, and Adel and then would I say all three or just the one minute just the last one the one missing Curly that is it and so you've gotten all three okay just the one missing. Just the last one, the one missing. Curly. That is it. And so you've gotten all three. Okay. Okay. We did know. Wow. And we, by the way, we have never had to work together all this podcast. That's why I brought this. Hold on. Now, Sandy, after we answered, you said Shem counts, which of course we said earlier. No, I just say you say Shem counts for every category. You're like a Shem. If you don't know the answer. Got it.

That's perfect, but you didn't mention dog man. No, no, no, no. Wait, you're telling me a shimp fried this dog man? No, no. So dog man died for nothing. We don't talk about dog man. Yeah. All right, here we go.

The three words in the survivor slogan Okay So this is your first tape so JPC and for this one actually you might want to go last so Aaron you go first Oh, yes, yes, yeah, you're right cuz I have no idea So please do them in order and I'll go last okay, they don't have to be in order, but what won't that help me though? It will help you yeah, Aaron out order and all go last. Okay. They don't have to be in order, but- Well, won't that help me though? It will help you. Yeah.

Aaron. Out. Smart. That is not one of those. Oh, no, Owit, Owit. Yeah, Owit is right. Owit. And so I can only say one.

Yeah. Outlast. That is right. JPC, you want to give it a shot? Outwit, outlast. I don't know survivor. I'm going to say outplay. That is right. JPC, you want to give it a shot? Out with out last. I don't know survivor. I'm going to say out play. That is it. You got it. Okay, so we didn't get it. We didn't get it. We didn't get it because every celebration song. Can we our celebration song is a song from the six flags with the old man in the tux. Yeah. I'm not going to go first because I was going to say the I was I think that was pretty safe.

No. Okay. How about the three bones in your ear? You guys know. Oh my god. Yeah. Unfortunately, I do know this pretty well because the doctor said you gotta stop putting cow hooks

in there, man. These are for dogs. No, Sandy, I have a- Yeah, we're not counting bones that you've inserted into you. Okay, I was gonna say to this one- The ones that are there naturally. My penis is like that, okay.

I'm gonna, I'm throwing a petoo on this, maybe. All right, I don't know it. Well, okay, then I'll go three. I'll probably go three. All right, I don't know it. Well, okay, then I'll go three. I'll probably go three. All right, Aaron, you go first. Oh my God. I don't know that hearing the others would help you. Ear drum.

Addle. That's the one. Aaron, you idiot. Ear drum, it's obviously the ear sticks. How else would you play the ear drum? Did it, did it, do it, do it. Bill Cohn. Addle, do you ear up?

Uh boy, the earbone. I wanna say the minutia. Mm-hmm, okay. I think that's a treasury secretary. I didn't realize there was bones in your ear. I thought it was all just cartilage. There's three of them. It is one of them, I don't know all three. I, is one of them the cartilage. There's three of them. It is one of them.

I don't know all three. Is one of them the cochlea? No, no, not the cochlea. Isn't it cochlear? Cochlear, I guess, is the implants you get for your ear? No, the three bones are, that's an O for three, hammer, andville stir-up. I knew that. I knew that from like fifth grade, but I didn't realize those were bones those can't be both

They're just hammer and go and stir up. Yeah, they cheat you that early on But they never say their bones. They just say they're parts of the year by the way They never say their bones. That's a conspiracy on the back of American education. We don't ever don't ever tell them that they're bones Thanks baron stain bears these are like Are you trying to make it look like fools? Thanks, Baron Stain Bears. These are all salad people from a couple of different names. These are all salad people from a couple of different names. Are you thinking, are you trying to make it look like fools?

I know, I'm trying to make it look smart. It's smart. Oh, yeah. It's smart. All right, here we go. Let's see if we can do this one. I think you guys will get this. Who are the three actors who played Spider-Man in the movies?

I think we all could probably get this. Who wants Auga first? Tom Holland. Correct. Do you want to go third or second, Adda? I'll go second. Vince Vaughn. first gun Tom Holland correct. Do you want to go third or second at all? I'll go second. Vince Vaughn. No, don't be that guy.

By far the best Spider-Man. How fast he can talk is incredible. So he plays Spider-Man in the movie Swingers and he is so money. He is so money as Spider-Man in that movie. So you said Spider-Man on it. Can you said Tom Holland. Can I call it scene? Can I call it scene? Yes, spider-man and swimmers. I would love to see.

OK. Yes, Vince Fonda Spider-Man and Sink and Swingers. So spider-man, I'm just going to drive you to Vegas. That's where Venom's at, is that OK? Nobody drives. Nobody drives anymore. OK, we swing. We swing to Venice. Oh, I'm not much of a nobody drives nobody drives anymore. Okay. We swing we swing to this. Oh

I'm not much of a swinger spider-man You're gonna be when you ride with spider-man you're gonna be Okay, do I just want you and you can you dopey dopey dopey? What are you doing by the phone get away from the phone? How many times did you call her? I'm sorry No, how many times did you call her? Million oh no, okay, hey, okay, don't worry about it. Here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna break into apartment. I know it's on the 35th floor. I'm gonna climb up down. I'm gonna break it. I'm gonna steal her and see what she before she comes home.

Hey. I'm doing you a favor. Fine. You're what? She has me in her web. That's you have to and that's your second strike. You want to hang out with Spider-Man? No web. That's you have to and that's your second strike. You want to hang out with spider-man? No web. Okay. If I spider-man if I may, she's like this fly, cut in your web right? And you're like this expiter and you're just batting her around. You're just batting her around. You roll up in your web, you just batting her around right? You got these big things you don't know what they're for. Does that make sense? You are so not spider-money right now, so not spider money. What's the best you a spider buddy? Should we go dance to Zoot Suit Riot or whatever

Or whatever or whatever I remember that line. All right, so we have we have Tom Holland I'm gonna say Andrew Garfield Correct here. I'm gonna say Andrew Garfield. Correct. Here. I'm gonna say Toby Mcguire. That is the three. Now, here comes the follow-up. Who are the three actresses who played MJ Parker in those movies? Okay. I'll go first.

I'll go first. I'll go first. I'll go first. I'll go first. I'll go first. I'll go first. I'll go first. I'll go first.

I'll go first. I'll go first. I'll go first. I'll go first. I'll go first. I'll go first. I wait. Now does she play does Zendaya? I'm going to say Zendaya. Zendaya is correct. Zendaya. Zendaya. And then I want to say, Emma, wait.

No, wait, wait, wait, wait. You do. It's very, no, no, no, yeah, because you're right, you're right. Is it, it's, um, you said cursing dance. I can't remember if Bryce has Howard was, I feel like Emma Thompson, Emma, Emma, Emma Thompson Emma Emma Thompson I think it was Bryce Daz Howard You're right that it is not Emma Stone. She plays

Yeah, it is a Shaolin Shaolin Woodley. Oh, no Remember that Yeah, fuck it. Twist it. I think I know all three. I'll go first that I just said one. Yeah. I think I know all three. So I'll bet a cleanup here.

Since I just pooched it, I'll say twist it is one of them. That's correct. Aaron. Bob it. That's right. JPC. I think you can pull it. That is right. You can pull it. That is right, you can pull it.

You can buy something, you can pull it. That's it, that's the only three things. Don't try anything else. I'm a Bobbit Pullet Rising, but I'm really compatible with Twists'. Yeah. Do you guys know the names of the three Powerpuff girls? Ooh, that's a shit.

That's a huge blind spot for me. Maybe I'll go third then. Oh, but Adam, he goes, well, if it's a blind spot for Adam, he, well, I don't know, actually, hearing the others will help you. But it's not going to be like snap crackle pop where you could, you could extrapolate, right? All right, that was out. I guess that one's out now.

So it wasn't that. Adam, do you want to go, you, you go first, Adam, you can go first. You, if you two, if either of you know it, tell me if I should go third. They're on the tip of my tongue, but I don't think that I could pull out all three myself. I think I know two. Yeah. Previous names would help in terms of like it's, it's all names for like a cat or something. Um, that might be okay. Okay. I'm gonna go third. I'm gonna go third. I'll go first, I guess. All right. Go ahead. Okay. Aaron.

Blossom. Correct. Okay. I, I, I'll go second third. I'll go first, I guess. All right, go ahead. Aaron. Blossom. Correct. Okay. I'll go second. I'll go second. And I could be wrong here, but I want to see bubbles. That is correct.

Okay. So blossom and bubbles. What's the, in the set of, in the Venn diagram of blossom and bubbles, what's set is? Can we say, can we say that the one that you want is the dark hair one, right? Well, the one that I want is sandy. Ooh, ooh, ooh, say that the one that you want is the dark hair one right? Well the one that I want is sandy Well, you got him and look how he's fucking you over right now Yeah, go ahead. It is and it's also a flower

Mm-hmm bubbles blossom It's not you did here multiple times. It's not that's anacle. It's not. You did here multiple times. It's not that's an alcohol. It's not. It's another flower. Um, a bro's a bullip. A bullip. Yep.

Another flower begins with B. Okay. Okay. Black dolly. Yeah. Can I, can I help you, Adel? Please. Let's say you're out to dinner and you say, hey,

uh, you served us bread, but you didn't bring us anything to put on the bread. And they say, they're, I mean, the guy's the proper bread. We just bring it in the gut. The reason we didn't bring it to the gut is we're out of ramekins. We can't bring you anything to put on the bread because we're out of

ramekins. And you say, we'll just bring it to me in one of these drinking glasses. You would have a, and you would fill it up on your... Yeah, it would be... Yeah, fill it up. Fill it up. It's a flower you'd fill it up in a drinking glass.

Something that you're gonna put on- You can build it up. And you... You might let you down though. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. Not fill it up, yeah. Sorry, of course, this is a better cup. Yay, we did it with no help or hands.

This of course is cayenne pepper brandy snifter. My sweet Wesley. All right, let's see who's been paying attention. What are the three ingredients in a negroni as Spagliato? Oh, I think I could definitely be two. Okay, I think I can kick us off. Okay. Vermouth, baby.

Yeah, you, that's right. Is that right? Yeah, baby. I'll go second. I was like every big strike has Vermouth. Prosecco. That's right. Wow, Adel, you have to be able to do this, right?

This is the easiest one. It's the canonical Negroni element. Is it Grooney? It's a Brooney. It's my little pony fan. I'm going to take a stab at like a base liquor and say, Jin. No, Jin is the one that is replaced by Perseco. little pony fans. I'm gonna take a stab at like a base liquor and say gin. No, gin is the one that is replaced by Perseco.

It is a compari, compari is what makes it a new girl. Oh, no, I wouldn't have gotten that in a million years. You got part of it. You got the vermouth. Yeah, I did say vermouth and I was like 90% that that was an alcohol, 10% brand of piano. So. I really

can't to be both. Ah. Well, I wonder how you guys will do with giving me the three animals on the zodiac, the Chinese zodiac that do not have four legs. Oh, oh, wow. Oh, God. Okay. The Chinese zod Okay. Okay. So the heck I, I definitely, let's see, I definitely know one. I don't know what legs. Okay. I think

I only know one is dog man because he walked on two legs. Do monkeys have arms? That's what I was wondering. I was wondering if monkey said arms, but I guess we can't say that. We can't even ask it. We can't even ask that quick. What kind of country we live in? We can't ask do monkeys have arms? Cancel culture. Run a monkey. Arms, or legs, whatever. I'm going to be a minute. I'm gonna, you go first. You first kick it off. I'll go first. Snake. Snake is one. Who's in tune, Adel? Ah, boy. That was gonna be the one I said. I'm sorry. Do dragon cubs six legs?

You can always go with three like a dog. Ram, mouse. Oh, is fish. There's no fish. JPC, you go. I was gonna say dragon, but I don't know how a dragon has. Technically, dragon has four legs, and so then it doesn't count. What?

If you want a dragon with two legs, those are called wiverns or whiverns. No, don't tell me what whiverns are called. Originally, my original version of this, I had included dragons and not included one of the animals that is on the list. And then I tested this with some folks and they got very mad at me. In fact, you already talked about it. It is monkey.

I said monkeys had four legs and they were like, absolutely not. And then there was a three-year-old present and they asked the three-year-old as a way to shade me. Hey, three-year-old, tell us. Does a monkey have four legs or two? And they said two. And they were like, well, see this three year old knows more than you do about

monkeys. Because otherwise if monkeys were hanging as they do from trees, they'd be hanging upside down from their feet. That'sster. The Congress. The Rooster. Some band. I really does feel like, you know, when kids play pin the tail in the donkey and they get a baseball bat and they spin on it. Uh-huh. Yes. With a blindfold and then you just push them to get dizzy. Yeah.

I feel like our whole day today was us spinning on a baseball bat. And then Sandy showed up and now we're trying to answer these questions, but we're just stumbling and knocking over the present. This is such a mess. We're in 100%. That's the perfect image. I will say I'm very much enjoying working together versus working against each other. Got a battle shoving into locker runs away. You didn't close the locker. Why don't you pick a category for me? Tell me, do you want geography? Do you want music? Do you want science?

Or do you want music? Music. I accept music. Music? I think we'll go music if there's not an option to just lay down right now and go to bed. I'm going to have to go to bed. I think I'll do music. I have two music questions.

All right, here we go. Number one, the three members of Destiny's Child, the added speaker, they went through a lot of members, but the three members of Destiny's Child. I mean, we all know one. I think I know the second, but do I know that third? I definitely know two. Do I know the third? I'll go third. Aaron, do you know, you're, two. Do I know the third?

I'll go third. Aaron, do you know? Aaron's gonna go third. Okay. Okay. I don't know one. Yeah. Yeah, I can go.

I can go one. I'll say Kelly Roland. Yes, that is right. That's right. So when I had, I'm gonna say Beyonce Knowles. That's right. And Aaron. Would it be wrong if Aaron said Beyonce's dad right now,

because as he'll be. He'll say dad. Um, Michelle. Michelle Williams. I don't think you can handle this. I guess it's Michelle. God. Okay. Cool. Yeah.

It sounds like Julia Fox reading a obituary. Beyonce's dad. The three muses of Benny Safty. Oh, he's just kidding, he only has one. It's Julie Fox. And it's Julie Fox. Okay, here's the other music question I have for you. This is the longest set up of the set.

The people named immediately after Leonard Bernstein in, it's the end of the world as we know it, they all have the initials LB. The three LBs named after Leonard Bernstein in it's the end of the world as we know it. They all have the initials LB. The three LBs named after Leonard Bernstein in the song, it's the end of the world as we know it. Okay, and this is different from we didn't start the fire. Yeah, I'll give you a fact about we just in substance. Okay, LB. So this is RAM. Yes, and this here's what sucks.

And I'm gonna come clean and I'm gonna embarrass myself in front of tens of people. Wow. For the last, I've been in World News tonight since 2008. So how long is that? I don't know, 24 years. I've been in World News for forever. That is the song that plays every single night

before the second act. So we're all backstage behind the curtain as this song plays. So I've heard the song maybe more than any song I've ever heard in my life except for like Happy Birthday. I've probably heard this more than Happy Birthday. This is truly the song I've heard most of my life and I don't know any of the lyrics.

Well, but, I mean, you honestly, they only play like what, 20 seconds of the song? That's fair. That's fair. They only play a little. It's a, it's a walkout song. It's deep into the song that this happens. Let it burn. Okay. Two, a, two, a third. Two of the song where you stop. I think I think I just know one. I think I'm gonna slap. Fuck. I'm gonna go to in case. Yeah.

Okay. I'm going three, I guess. And if you can name an LB that's not mentioned, that is worthy of being mentioned, sure. We'll count it. Aaron, I'll go three. I'll go three. No, let me go three. Oh, okay, please. Yeah, I can't go first. Wait, I want to say, I'll say Lini Bruce. That is right. Lini Bruce. In fact, Lini Bruce is mentioned earlier in the song as well. But he's mentioned here, who's who's going second? I mean, the mind was letty Bruce. Um, I knew another one. Lenny Bruce.

Lenin B Johnson. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, the what hey, add a letter. Let it go. Let it go. Larry, Larry, what do you say? Lance bass. Oh, no. Everyone at the time was so confused. Who's like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, Aaron, what do you say? Lance Bass.

Everyone at the time was so confused. Who is this? Click, click, click, click. No, don't click. No, okay, anyone's up for it. Who can, you got one on three? Sandy, can you tell us, oh, go ahead, JPC. I was literally gonna say the heck from French lick, Larry Bird, baby.

Can you tell us what type of celebrity this is? Yeah, one is a politician and one is a journalist. Who was played in a movie in 2000. Mel, good night. Good luck. Oh, I'm in cold blood. Oh, true, good buddy. No, that's not LB.

No, never mind. Let's see, LB, LB. No, never mind. Let's see. LB, Lumin, Bacodi. A movie about rock and roll music. Oh, this is a Lester Banks. Lester Banks. Is that almost famous? Yeah, it's almost famous.

I would never have won the politician. He's a Russian politician. Russian politician. Lenin Mir Bhutan. Lenin, Lenin have a last name? Lenin, Blenin. His last name was Blenin. Yeah, his last name was Blenin, so that could be him. Let's not get there yet. Leon Ed Brezhnev.

Lenin Ed Brezhnev. Sure, Sandy, wink. You didn't make that up. All right. Brezhnev made the cut. All right, here's what that's about. But not Larry Bird. So here's the question about we didn't start the fire.

Yeah. Do you know how many people mentioned them in that song are still alive? Zero. It is more than zero. One, Billy Joel. Oh, well, it couldn't have been three because if it was three, that would have been a game for the thing, right? Right.

Right. Well, here's what I'll say, Sandy. We didn't start the fire, which I assume is the royal we, which would be eight billion some people. So I got to figure some of us are still alive. Is it for the mission JFK Jr. in that because he's still too. My folks, too. He's still alive. Einstein James, not here. Not now. Elvis Presley Disneyland. Does he land so alive? Even if you look through the names, you would not be the pan, Peter Pan so alive. No.

I don't know. Is it tears it for? It's for. Yeah. There's a fun fact where if you line up all the people who were mentioned in that song, line up their lifetimes, there's like a three month span in the 50s when they were all alive. The youngest person was born, had been born and the oldest person hadn't died yet. In any case, they are. Do you wanna guess one of them?

Just guess one. It's the most recent, I think one of the last names mentioned. Bob is, it's someone in the 80s. What else do I have to say? Is that a person or? Yeah. Well, that's when he says JFK blown away. What else do I have to say? Is that a person or? Yeah. Well, that's, that's when he says JFK blown away. What else do I have to say? And then he goes on to say a lot more more like much, but there is a weird part where he goes on like a rant about Garfield for like four paragraphs. Is it? Garfield? I think it's Ziggy.

Oh, thank you. Oh, John Drake's Od Cumb. He was at the doctor's office. He devil drinks Odys Cumb. The doctor says that's the dog sample. He's definitely drinks go. I need my days too. Can you see from the 80s, is it a politician? No, no, no, no, no. In fact, his name is not mentioned at all ever much at all. In the song? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, talk about him at all. No, Bruno, come, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no and Chubby Checker. So a lot. There you go. There you go. Okay, let's go back. I can do a few more of these. If you're still having fun with the...

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Sandy, do you have any more of these freaking free sums for us? Oh, yeah, baby. Let's get let's keep going now. I'm gonna give you like I like I like I like I like and and I put on, oh shit, a recommend for a dream. I was, well, I was about to say like, what's the sexy music? I was like, what do I play? And then I was like, well, that's too much to talk about. So, let's not go there.

What category do you want? Do you want, I got one more music. I got some geography. I've got science. Let's, let's finish. We have to finish up this music one, I got some geography, I've got a science. Let's finish, we have to finish up this music one. I think this is gonna be our strong suit. And then we'll get into the stuff we're bad at. All right, here we go.

In my favorite things, in the sound of music, she mentions three bad things. What are the three bad things? These are a few of my favorites. Like the bridge of the song. When the car breaks, when the dog barfs, when the son's parents. Is it that part?

Yes, it is that part. Sex with a person who asks did you pay me? Okay, I can go third. Ha ha ha ha. Wait, we don't wanna hear it. We don't wanna hear me say good. No, I asked everyone in the world ever and they said, I'll not sure, I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not like, these are three things that I don't like. Okay. And then so be true. It's a counter then I think about my favorite things. Got it. Okay. I think I got one.

I'll go to then I'll go to unless Aaron. I'll go three. I'm happy to go three. You would do a three all night. You sure you don't want to. No, baby. I'm ready. Okay.

All right, I'll go ahead. Is the first one when the dog man bites? It's when the dog man bites. You got it. That's when dog man bites. You got it. That's when the dog bites. You got it. Next one. Who's up next? I guess it's me and that really does help because it's like when the dog bites. So when the dog bites, when the text man comes and knockin' I don't know, I don't know the fuck it's all. Okay.

I can go second, maybe that'll all. When the bee stings. That is right, when the bee stings. Damn, dog bites, when the bee stings. And stings rhymes with some of my favorite things. So bites, I'm looking for something that runs with bites. It does say it's an ABCB situation. Fuck. What am I thinking? Oh, I It does, it's an ABCB situation. Fuck.

What am I thinking? Oh, I wish we had some questions about ABCB. ABCB is. And then I think that this next part is very neutral. Like I feel like it's a very... It's a forest. It is. It is.

It's a very like... It's less of a... It is less of a thing that happens and more of a way to be. Oh. When the dog bites, when the bee stings, when you shit. You're right. Yes.

He got it. I got it. I got it. Got it in one. You know, Er, you got the answer? Well, here's the thing. I'm starting to second guess myself because I know the last two letters of this word are AD, but it could be an S or it could be a B. And I'm embarrassed because this was my first solo ever on stage

was singing the song. That's one letter. I think you're forgiven for one. But I'm feeling sad. It is sad. Fuck yeah. Nice. I thought it could be bad, but I'm glad.

Okay, cool. No, cannot. All right. Where do you want to move to? I got some television. I got some games Austin Texas this time of year. I think It would be very agreeable for me. I Geography. I want to do TV. All right TV first TV first TV. All right. Here we go. You might be regretting this all right. I'll do the All right, who are the main D&D villains on Stranger Things

across all four seasons? Wow. The main D&D villains? Okay, what if Stranger Things is too spooky for you and you haven't been able to watch it quite some time? I actually have not watched the later seasons, but Mike Zellad did. I know one for sure.

No, I know two. I know two. What if you don't even know what the question means? I know a bunch of D&D villains. I know one. I know one. I know two. JPC go last.

Okay, I'll go last. Aaron Good. I might sound so stupid. And we'll edit it out if I do. Yeah, definitely. Is it Vecna? That is one, yeah. Oh, yes. I know that from TikTok. I do. Yeah, definitely. Is it Vecna? That is one, yeah. Fuck yes.

I know that from TikTok. I wanna say Big Frank. Also known as the Mind Flare. Mind Flare, yeah, JPC, your last. Fuck, because I was gonna say ill-euthed. Uh... This is the first season we're talking about. This is the canonical stranger things, Badi.

Okay, so it's kind of the parents because they don't keep an eye on them. Yeah. And just so I'm clear, the upside down is a place not a bad guy, right? We all know that that's just a place not a bad guy. Right, which is the set, yeah. Say Bob.

The third villain's polarizer. I know it's a famous character from D&D. I watched the first season. D&D about you? Well, I don't know what it was, was, because I'm gonna say. I have a mother. I'm gonna say a mother.

What can I say, would the doctor be one of Matthew Moodyne's doctor be one of them? No, we're talking about, there's guys of villain, but I'm talking about villains that came from Dungeons and Dragons. I see, I see, I see. So there's a mind-flier, there's Vecna, and then there was, was it a blank dog?

No, the dog was sort of like an off-breed, off, whatever, but it's been off of this main thing. Okay. Is it a displacer beast? No. Is it any of the chromatic dragons? No. Is it any of the imagined dragons?

Yes. Is it a radio act? I'm playing a radio act. I can feel it. D&D. It's the Democorgan, you guys. Democorgan. Oh, Morgan.

Fuck me, F. Clawers. Of course, now that you say it, it's like I've heard that 40 times in the series. The race. Yeah. Yeah. We're sorry. We're sorry.

We're sorry, Sandy. Democdogs are the second season spin off. Okay, oh my favorite David Bowie apple All right, here's another TV. There's the only other TV one I have a see if works Okay, who are the members of the Adams family whose name include a relation? Oh, I know two the third one is tough. I mean, it's not tough. I just, it's not as well known as you. Wedness. No, that's nothing.

Look away from me. No, look at me. Nephew, Nephew Wolfman. There's a Wednesday TV show coming out, I think. I'm excited for that. Yeah, it comes out in the next month, I think. I can't think of a single one. I'm panicking. I know two of them. You know, two of them, well, then you got to go last because Aaron and I don't know any of them. Okay, I'll go, I'll go last. All right. Or I guess maybe maybe you should go second Aaron, you can't think of any

of them. No, I'm okay. So then you have to go last. Uncle. Oh, oh, oh, oh, you go first. Uncle. last. Uncle. Oh, Uncle something. Uncle. Oh, oh. You know what's air. Sorry, it looks like it. Cut. Air. Sorry, it looks like you have a cut on your finger. Um, I would get that taken care of pretty quickly. You don't want to let it kind of sat or you don't want to look. Oh, Uncle's book. No, it's faster. I had an uncle faster.

I had an uncle faster. I had an uncle lester growing up. So I always remembered. Uncle Jesse actually. No, sorry. I really was about to say Uncle Spook and then Adam. Adam, you go to them because maybe it'll help me. Remember in the movies, Christopher Lloyd had a shaved head and he came in and he was all

gross and he goes, have mercy. It's Uncle Jesse. Number two is cousin it. had a shaved head and he came in, he was all gross and he goes, have mercy. It's Uncle Jesse. Number two is cousin it. Correct. Buck. Who's just kind of a giant hairdo? Uncle Fester, cousin it. I'll go through the ones. It's, this is the one with like more tisha in Wednesday. Is that the same one? And it. No thing, thing. Thing. Thing. Yeah, thing was just the hand. Not lurch, though.

Lurch was monster. Lurch is the butler. Oh, lurch is the butler. Okay. Yeah. Is the, and the boy wouldn't have a name. This has to be another family relation. Is it like daddy Gomez? Like, yeah, or like.

On, on, on, on scary face. Oh, on, on, on, on, scary face. Oh, on, I don't think you'll know it. I'm just a grandpa Freakin's son. And I know what you're thinking. Grandpa Freakin's son's month, too. There's a character named Grandma Moth. Oh, and I didn't know that. What's the monster spin on that?

Okay, I want to see a seed. What's the monster spin on that? Okay, I wanna see a seed. Okay, I wanna see a seed. This will be a shorter scene just because I wanna do more of these games. JPC, Aaron and myself, we're all monsters. Pretty heavily steeped in like well-known monster lures. That's the kind of monsters we are. And then Sandy, you show up in town and you're just kind of a regular person.

You're living in town, you're in monster town? Yeah, we're all living in monster town. Okay, all right, I'm a regular person. Okay, go ahead. Sorry, sorry, Dracula's late again. I hit traffic. No problem with me. I'm the wolf man.

Sorry, we're all saying we are. Yep. I know, but he... Well, we have Dracula here. Wolfman, who's out of there, I see. It's me, it's me, it's me. Oh, it's the mummy. Yes, of course.

Sorry, BB, excuse me. Yeah, this is, I'm, this is I'm looking for Look for my way to New York City. Is this New York City? Oh, is this a talking car? Nope guys are getting out of it No, no, no, I'm just I'm just human being just human being talking about the human beings I think oh He said and the buborphic beam I see what he is. Yes, shape shift. Yes, and oh Hello, my my name is mr. Mr. Beam B-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E- little fan wait you're you're Mr. Bean you're going to the right city you are monster you're a liberal scene coastal elite all right pick another category geography geography geography geography games love. What are the three rivers that meet in Pittsburgh? Oh, hi. Oh, I know this joke. Is it late for dinner? Three rivers. So I can do a Pittsburgh. Mississippi River. What first?

Panicking. You know, they're stadium where the three rivers stadium. It's called three rivers stadium. And that's because fun fact are three rivers are three rivers now Is the Mississippi one of them? No, no, so I'll go first. I said that as a joke Krewfman and from wrong Does the how do we know once the Nile hits the ocean is it still a river when it rejoins in Pittsburgh? Is it the Missouri? No, no, no, no. Oh, boy. They have some really funky names.

Well, one of them is pretty, pretty normal and very, pretty big. And then there's two feeders. What about the Ohio? Is one of them the Ohio? The Ohio. We kind of, like, the whole conceit of this, of this game fall apart.

JPC's going first. Ohio, you guys know the rest? Wait, I don't think we're gonna get these. Is the thing. I don't think they have. He said they have funky names. Bootsy Collins. Bootsy Collins and Freakin's Science Monster. Thank you. They are called the... Let me just tell you. Yeah, sorry. The Allegheny. Goddamnit. I know that one.

In the Menongahila. Wouldn't have guessed that. Wouldn't have sold Managahila. Oh, I know. All right, let's go back to some normal other geography. I've got two more geographies for you. Well, maybe three if you count it. What are the names of the ABC islands in the Caribbean?

Oh, I know. Wait. I'll go first. I think I'm in a story. with A, B, and C. I've been to two of them. Okay, then I'll go second because I know two. I don't know if I even know one. A Ruba. A Ruba is A. Oh, VPC. I want to say, I know what the B is, but I think I'm gonna take a stab at the C and give it a little adult B, and it's all about to say, come on pretty mama. No, no, no, no, never mind, I'm just gonna say Pahama, I'm gonna say Pahama.

Stop Pahama's, Pahama's. Fuck, is near Florida. Well, this is way down South, for your Venezuela. I'm gonna say the C is Kurosau. It is Kurosau. And the B. The B is the smallest, but it's apparently really good for scuba diving. The B and is. And snarkling. A Ruba. Buhum. Not in that. A Ruba. Okay. It's not. It's not. It's not for me. It's not for me.

It's not. It's called beach. It's actually just called Beach Boy Island. It is called Bonair. Oh, I love his songs. He's from his concert. Put the bunny back in the box. I love Bonair. Which two have you been to? I guess not Bonair. I've been to Aruba and Curacao.

I have been to Curacao. We went there on our honeymoon. Did you go to Curacao? Did you go to Curacao? The Curacao distillery? We did. We tried all the Curacao. Look, Sandy, can I ask, if you and I had gone,

you said on your honeymoon? If you haven't gone to honeymoon, it's just going to break your heart. One second. And it's getting late at night and you and I are feeling a certain something. What music would you put on? I don't know. I might ask you about what tattoos I have first.

I see you really now. Yeah, like, uh, uh, wait, that's a call forward. Well, it's a call forward. It's a call forward. Oh, but fun. It's a call forward. Spring and four call back.

Um, uh, I would put on, I would put on, um, a ruby in, I put on beat, what's that beach boy song? Cook'em all, I'd put on cook. put on a ruby in I put on beat what's that beach boy song? Kokomo I put on cool. Yeah, oh come on That's what that song's called. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, I don't think there is a place called Kokomo other than in Indiana There is an Indiana. We'll get there fast and we'll take it for There's the last geography when I have Oh, thank God in the world there are three modern city states. You know their names. In the world there are three modern city states. Could you say this

like rock-a-pella? I can't. I think I know two of them and Sandy I can ask a question that's kind of a little bit of a spoiler and you can... Well, I guess I know twos, so I should go second or maybe I'll go third. I'll go first or second. I'll go third. How you feel? Okay. Wait, you're going third?

I'm going third. Okay. I'll go first. All right, wait a minute. Yeah, please. No, go ahead. I kind of don't have any idea, but I'm going to take a stab in the dark, and I'm going to guess Vatican City.

That is one. Okay. Oh, not the only one I thought some, I thought neither of you were going to say that one. Are there two in Italy, or like, well, close, one's close to Italy. One's very close. One's in Italy, and it's been named. And it's Vatican City. In its Vatican city. Is the other one, is the other one, Monaco?

That's correct. Right next to Italy and France. Squished in between. I, I, I, I always remember the Vatican city in Monaco are very close together and they're both city states, but the, I mean, the third one, Aaron, I have no fucking clue. You, you do. You've heard of it. Yeah, but I don't.

Can you tell me what continent it's on? Yes, it's in Asia. Oh, okay. I might sound stupid, but I think I might know it. No, I bet you're right, gone. You know it. I'm sorry, everybody, if I don't get it. Is it Singapore?

No. Singapore, good job. Nice. Wow. Wow. Wow. Bum bum bum bum. Wow. I'm gonna pass out.

Believe in yourself. Yeah. I know that because I watched a whole thing about that hotel in Singapore that has that big pool on top. Oh yeah. I watched that like a month ago. Looks so dangerous. I know the scares the shit out of me.

The big white hotel. I was so surprised. I saw it. The big white hotel. Sandy, can we, can we keep doing something? Can we go to games, please? Let's do one more, let's do games and then we'll move on. All right, here's the games. Games slash geography. It's a nice segue.

Name the three yellow properties in monopoly. Can we do a different category? No, we can get this. What are the colors? Yellow. Yellow. Yellow. Yellow. Yellow. Can we do a different category? No, we can get this. What are the colors? It goes yellow. It goes light blue. Yellow starts it?

No, brown starts it. No, it's purple and then blue. No, yeah, light blue, then orange, then yellow. No, I'm missing one. Oh, yeah, purple, then orange, then red, then yellow, and then green, and then green, and then blue. You know what? I've never, I've, yellow, what, it's like fourth. I've never made it that far into a game. It's six, but yeah. I think you get like six or seven roles

and you say, I picked yellow. It says it's the weird, it's got the weirdest set of names. None of them are states. I don't think I know this. Really? I think maybe I know one. You guys are too cool to play my not police kids. I played it all the fucking time. I have one but it's a shot in a dark. This could be I know I know this is definitely a property, but I don't know what color it is. Go for it. Marvin Gardens. That's right. Oh my god. Marvin Gardens is right. Fuck me. Oh my god Marvin Gardens is right fuck me Well, that's I I know I'm thinking of the ones that are in my head. I'm like okay, so it's none of the railroads because those aren't colors right

Uh We know it's not income tax We know it's not chance to Can't it's not jail. Jail is orange. I don't think these are gonna come to you. These are not easy to deduce. Yeah, I'm just gonna say, back to the game. Would you rather I say like,

say like the oranges, the reds? I don't know that there's a single one of these that I could get. Like I know that the big ones are like boardwalk and... Baltic? No. What are the final ones? The final two is like boardwalk and something. Isn't Connecticut one of them like a light blue?

Is it like Connecticut or... Connecticut? Light blue is... I can't remember. Yeah, I think it is Connecticut. Anyway, that's we're getting off track. This is... I'm saying Baltic Avenue because I all take the L.

Baltic is purple. It is Marvigartan's Atlantic and Bentner. Bentner? Wasn't that the blue and orange? Yeah, that's right. Are you sure? I think that was one of the game. Name the three evolutions of Pokemon number four that is the fire reptile, the flame reptile. I know I'm on three for sure. I'm on zero. If you say the first two in Aaron Aaron will get it. Aaron you go last. Okay, I'll go last. Okay, number one. So I'm going

to I'm going one JPC to Aaron. I'll go to two. Two is probably the harder one I think. Number one Teresa. Number two Spanish Teresa. Oh. Here's, okay. Do you want me to do one, Adel? I can do one. I think I choose the harder one. I think, I don't want to do the bin order. I know two and I don't want to take one away from Aaron. So I'm going to say the one, I think this is the right one.

There's one that's definitely right. This one I think is right. Is it Charmander? Yeah. It is, yes. Okay. And then there's another one I think Aaron might get. And then we've got, oh, Aaron, do you want to go to go do you have one wait? Can you say the first two again?

We've only said one the one that I that these should help you char-mander Okay, I go second. Yeah, charizard hell. Yeah, that is right. That's the third evolution Okay, I'm batten cleanup and I got to say Spanish chorizo I'll say it'sizo all day every day I'll say it's charmeleon now it's charo I Do stuff that other people need to clean up at that. I just throw I'm throwing a bat all over the place break and shit It is charmeleon would we say say a lady make bet back up clean up? You're right.

Out dance spot. I got, let's do three more. Okay. What are the three elements of fingerprints? You guys know? Three elements of fingerprints. Inside, outside, middle. Three elements of fingerprints. I

As a guess I pretty much know that prints would finger and any element So you basically have to if you want to go year round that's my that's my capricategory. What are the three things? I guess I'll go third so I can use deductive reasoning. Oh, I thought I thought you're gonna say I guess I'll go home I guess I'll go home because I'm I don't know much All right, Adel you go I'm taking it to I have zero knowledge of this. I'm gonna take a guess and say ridges No, okay, anyone else got a guess. I was I was gonna say ink Okay, okay. Oh, it's ink, fingers and paper. Yeah.

The three things you need for fingerprints. Yeah, I was debating ridges of swirls. All right, this is gonna go wrong. Yeah, Charlie. What, okay, what are the, I don't know. They are. The one I, when I test this, the ones that everyone got were, was Whirl.

Whirl. W-H-O-R-O. Whirl. The ones that everyone got fucked. Everyone's in Whirl. And then the other two are Arch and Loop. Arch and Loop. You need Dumber friends to be running these things by.

I know, I know, I know. You're telling me the guy that painted the big soup can is a fingerprint? Yeah, right. No way. Andy, shut up. All right, here we go. Two more.

What are the three unforgivable curses in Harry Potter? Oh, I know them. I think. Easy, F word, C word, B word. Yeah. Oh, hold on, I think. B word, F word, B word, that is the order. Yeah.

I was like, no, you got that right. And an increasing order of bad. I know what the third one does. Like I know what the- You can sit down. That's okay. Okay, then I know all three. Well, I guess that's how it works.

It's in spell casting. Okay, I'm just gonna tell you what should happen to you and do fall down. I only go first though. I think I only know like, I think I only know what? I know. Well then, then you go first JPC and then I'll go second. I truly I'm Bradley. I know can I leave you a jbc to the what can I have to do I have to do a preamble you ready? Uh-huh.

Every part of the boy who lived come to die. Dobby. I'll say a vodka, the killing curse. Correct. That's number one or what? I don't think you go for it. Yeah. Which of course is Latin for avoid the cadaver. I'm going to say number two is Chrusio. It's close.

The first part of that is right. Chrus of fix. Chrus of fix. Chrus of fix. Chrus of fix. Chrus of fix. Chrus of fix. Chrus of fix. It's close the first part of that is right crucifix crucifix crucicris Chrissy honest Attis Chrissy Otis Yeah, and Aaron. What does that one do? That like makes them rise in pain. Yeah, but like the torture one makes you grind your teeth. Yeah, it's a torture Okay, I don't know the name of the third one off the top of my head

But yeah, the one where you control what people. Like you can put a spell on them to make them do actions that they wouldn't ordinarily do. Are you trying to say the imperious curse? I'm trying to say the imperious. The boy who lived come to die. Imperious. Uh, Spank yourself in the face. Hit yourself in a dick. Uh, All right. I think we can bring it home. This is television, but, uh, I don't know.

We covered that already. No, this is a part of it. I'm sorry. Hmm. Uh, here we go. What are the three parts of the Friday night lights mantra? Oh. Oh, yeah, we all know this one.

I got this, yeah. Aaron's bringing up first. I will go third. All right, JPC, you go first. We all know this. JPC, Mr. We all know this. You go second. I don't know.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, let me go second. Do it in order to add all, because now I'm like fucking up the words. The first one of course is I don't want your life Right I was I was the first one is what are you gonna do coach? The first one is Landry kill someone The worst moment in TV history I could talk about that for hours. I'm still mad about that. Guess what? I watched Friday night lights. I was loving it.

Landry killed the guy. I turned it off. I never turned it back on. I think I can start. I think I can start. Okay. Is it? Is it the first one? There's a vizine for that. Yeah.

It's either that or it's clear rights. Yeah. Say it like Ben Stein. Fuck Jesus. I truly care. Ben Stein's not. Yeah. I could say it like Benstein. Fuck Jesus, I truly can't. Benstein's not. Oh, yeah, I can say it like Benstein. Bueller. Bueller's.

Bueller. I'm gonna say, full hearts. Clear eyes, full hearts. And I'm gonna say, can't lose. That's a good thing to say, because you guys are winners. Kind of like how we couldn't lose at all in that game and that we got all of them pretty much spot on exactly.

Since we got the last one right, everyone to get a remember after that. Casey fix that in that day. Yeah, Casey fix that in that. Yeah, this will be a 10 minute episode. Just go ahead and fix that at all. So that we got all of the right in this 10 minute episode. Well, fuck, Sandy, we absolutely love that.

Thank you so much for bringing that segment. You'll have to come back on and do the many more, you brought a big bag of sand with you. So we know that you have more sand to give. Yeah, I've got to bring up a sand back home. God damn it. Don't bring it here. Don't leave it. You know when you got a Costco and you get all the sand at the one time, it's all the sand at once. Yeah, all those free sand poles. Then you see it's like, yeah, it's shelf stable for three years. So then three years goes by and you're like, God, I've eaten so much sand this weekend. I have a big sand party.

We'll sand the, do you have anything to plug? Yeah, well, okay. So these days, I'm spending a lot of my time on my newsletter, which is free to subscribe to, or you can also give me a little of your change for a monthly fee, you get a little bit more, like a Patreon. That's all at signals.fun.signals.fun. You can subscribe there. And I also am on Instagram doing a lot of these, I don't know if I've mentioned this before, but I've been spending a lot of time doing AI-generated puzzles using mid-journey, which is one of the...

Oh, interesting. ...the AI that you can build. Yeah, so what I do is I make portmantos and I call them prompt mantos. So I come up with a portmantos and make mid-journey come up with a visual for it. And then I have people guess what they are. Right, before Halloween, I put up a picture

of a ghost made up of cheese, and that was a man-chay ghost. Or not as the obvious if you prefer. Yes, please. And I had people guess what it was, and some of them said things like a monster, a boo-reto, because it kind of looked like a burrito, or a ghost pepper jack, or a boo-clava.

Anyway, and so people submit their guesses and then I make renders out of those ideas. And so it turns into this little guessing game. That's a lot fun. That's mystery league on Instagram. And I'm also on Twitter, as long as Twitter is still around, at PZLR. And other than that, I'm like doing a lot of holiday games.

So if you're interested in doing some team building, you can look me up at mysteryleague.com. And I'll be happy to talk to you about it. Well, yeah, thank you so much, Sandy. Aaron, do you have anything to plug? I don't know. I'm allowed to do this, but tune in next week to Hey Riddle, Riddle. Because we have a very special guest.

Shut it down. Two special guests, even. Mm-hmm. One that might be here right now. It's me and J.B.C. No, we're about to be here. And it might be another kid friendly episode because of popular demand we're bringing that back.

So you can, and I mean it, let your kids listen to next week's episodes. And I know what you're thinking. I'm making it sound bad by spinning my wheels about it and talking about it too much. But you can have your kids listen next week's episodes. And I know what you're thinking. I'm making it sound bad by spinning my wheels about it and talking about it too much. But you can have your kids listen next week. So tune in then. I'm Adela, anything to plug?

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