Hey Riddle Riddle - #227: Kid Friendly (really!) Returns

Episode Date: November 23, 2022

Three years after our first kid friendly episode we decided to return! We know you don’t trust us but we promise you can listen to this with your kids while driving to your holiday event. Sandy Weisz is back with a very special guest to ask us some musical puzzles and we find out if Adal and JPC are smarter than a 5th grader!  Starring: Adal Rifai John Patrick Coan Erin Keif Special Guest: Sandor Weisz Editing by:  Casey Toney Theme by:  Arne Parrott Logo by:  Emily Kardamis & Emmaline Morris Want more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon! Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & prints Want to mail us something?  Hey Riddle Riddle  6351 W Montrose Ave #267 Chicago, IL, 60634 Want to leave us a voicemail? Call (805) RIDDLE-1 or (805-743-3531) Want to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fm   This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/riddle and get on your way to being your best selfSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a head gum podcast. I gotta tell you boys, I'm disappointed to see you back in the principal's office. Alright, what did we do? Okay, how did I go from a pleasure to having class to disappoint and to see in the principal's office. All right, what did we do? Okay, how did I go from a pleasure to have in class to disappoint and to see in the principal's office? You tell me in JPC, what brought you here today? I guess it's location dependent. I guess my only conclusion could be that it's location dependent.

I guess I work really well in class and principals. Maybe I should be back in class. Oh, he can talk to her that way because the principal's his mom. Just because I'm your mom does Oh, he can talk to her that way because the principal's his mom. Just because I'm your mom does not mean you can talk to me. That's gotta be what, that's the, why else would I be doing it? It's gotta be the reason.

Why can't you be more like your classmate, Adel? He immediately said sorry. He peed his pants, so he's clearly just off to a terrified start. It's an act of submission. Exactly. Is that what he licked my nose when you came in? So tell me, what did you do in class boys that got you sent here?

And don't lie. I think I know. I think I know too. What was it? We made other kids solve riddles. Is that it? That's it? Yeah, wait. What else did you do?

Uh, no, if that was it, then that's that I'm good. Wait, he has a firecracker. He has a firecracker in his back pocket that says weirdly, it says firecracker in huge letters. That's a name tag. I'm a firecracker. No, it's not the riddle thing. What else did you do? Keep guessing.

Okay, every day teacher has a big shiny red apple on teacher desk and I changed it out with an orange that I spray painted red. So teacher bit into the skin of orange, which you are not supposed to do, think you're supposed to peel it orange. Plus there was also paint to consider as well. Which would you think about it with the GMOs that we're putting into our body in the given days? Also, you know, it's not so bad that he ate a little bit of paint. GMOs, good mouth oranges? Yeah, good mouth oranges. I'm a kid. Wait, I think I might know what it was.

Oh yeah, what was it? Was it that JPC and I wrote directed, produce, stage manage, acted in and sang and did the music for our George Michael Hamilton crossover, Wammleton? Yeah, I can't. I can't even begin to address that. That's a problem that's much bigger than this school.

Okay. Just quoting from the review. No, no. That's wild because verbatim, that's the review. The New York Times called it a problem that's much bigger than this school. No, boys, it's obviously that you made your classmates solve riddles. Nobody likes riddles. Okay. Yeah, that makes sense. We also, oh, we also named a star. We bought a star named it after you. Did you put fart in the name too? Yeah, we didn't know your true name. You will tell us. I'm your mom. Principal fart.

That's your mom. Principal Hart. Welcome to Hey Riddle Riddle, a show where we solve riddles. I'm Erin. Over there is JPC. Say hi JPC. Hi JPC. And over there is Adel. Say hi Adel.

I'm in detention. Exactly. So I show by kids for kids where riddles rule. So thank you for bringing up a very good point, JBC. This is an episode that is by Kids Four Kids. If memory serves me, I don't think anyone who's listening right now has heard us since maybe 2019, 2018. It's been a while.

Whatever the last time we did a kid friendly episode was. So we hope you had a great last four years. I'm sure that nothing big happened. You probably weren't second side with your parents for a very long time. But now we're back with a kid friendly episode. Can we do it? I know what you're thinking. You're at 20 to 30 something art historian or doctoral candidate or whatever and you're thinking if I get a like this episode and the answer is no poop head. You never do. Why do you keep posting this?

Give up. Go on here, you booty butt. She's your booty butt in the poop head and it's not for you for what? Okay, oh, I'm sorry. Millennials. It's not about you. This is about whatever's below Gen Z. I think what's a kid at this stage?

I think we're a kid at this stage? I think we're back to a And that's a joke for Jinxers You may not believe it here. I'm gonna win blouse So later we have a couple special guests coming on but before that we're gonna do some riddles and play some games Are you both ready? Yes, no great, and I got a quick question and you have to be honest Are you both kid what were you both kids once or? What you hatch out of the ground like

Like what people what I'm gonna say what hatches are the ground like like what? What? I was going to say what hatches out of the ground? Scraps people obviously. Scraps human monster people. Aaron, I'll admit I'll be honest since you said to be honest, I was rained down from the heavens in a giant leathery egg and cracked open on the first day of December. No, what you were in a kid. JPC were you a kid? Hold on. Oh, sorry.

I became a tree. That tree grew until it reached the sun, and then it burned alive. Its ashes seeped into the soil, springing forth 100 years later as a Phoenix. That Phoenix cried tears on a Dead Man's grave. I guess it's Dead Man's grave. Kind of redundant. Yes. Right? Does that make sense? Well, I don't know. You could buy a grave man's grave. I guess it's dead man's grave is kind of redundant.

Right, does that make sense? Well, I don't know, you could buy a grave before you die. That's fair, that's very good plan. That's very good plan. Yeah. That man came to life. He burst out of his grave.

He walked into the nearest house and made himself some tea. He drank that tea. He threw the tea bag in the trash, the tea bag, grew into a fox, the Fox ran to traffic and the person who hit that Fox was me. $4,000 of improv classes, that's what it'll get you kids. You could do that too if you grow up, if you become an improviser. You only paid $ 4,000? And I was a kid, I want to say from the ages of right about four to just about 12. So I have almost a decade of kid experience before they

gave me the old gold watch and sent me on my way. What are your like hot tips for being a kid? Like what did you learn in that tenure? Hmm, it's bad. Hot tips, here's okay. First day of kindergarten, find the biggest, meanest kid that you can, walk up to him, reach back your fist,

ball up your hand, reach back your fist. Launch it towards this kid, center mass, you don't wanna aim at the center of your body and right before you get to him, open your hand, shake it towards this kid, center mass. You don't want to aim at the center of your body and right before you get to him, open your hand, shake your hand and say, my name's Tyler, I'm a kid just like you. Nice to meet you. We're going to be best friends. And they have to say Tyler. I'd prefer it. Great. Um, here are some riddles. You will buy me

to eat, but never eat me. What am I? Moms cooking. Cool. Here is something like silverware or dishes. Yeah, it's a plate. Heck yeah. Good job, Addle. One point for Addle. Wait a second. Kids don't eat on plates. Kid hate plates. Top three, top three things that kids eat on nowadays Frisbee's their first number one

Frisbee's got it for his bees slip in slides Frisbee's skateboards slip in slides Trambolines I missed it. I do want to see a scene. Oh already I missed it. I do want to see a scene. Oh, already. Aaron said, is that okay? Oh, it's great. I'm just impressed.

Do kids love scenes? I don't know. Aaron and JBC, you are two kids. And you've been left home alone. This is pretty unique. So you're home alone and you're rating the fridge and you're kind of making your own fun treats and concoctions based off what you can find

in the kitchen. All right, all right. I see what you've done there. And I raised you whipped cream sandwich in the bread in Glish Muffin Buns. Let's see. I raised you. Peanut butter pickles with hot fudge.

Peanut butter pickles with hot fudge. Okay, okay. I guess we're moving into dessert a little earlier than I thought. My whipped cream sandwich was definitely a main, but that feels more dessert-y. I can play your game. I can play- let's see, let's see. What do we have in here? Uh, dailed kiyobasa.

Cut down the middle, filled with water from the bread-a. And a giant hole on it's not a dessert yet. That's just- hey, can I blow your mind? It's the plate the dessert goes on top of that. That's that's the base Uh-huh, uh-huh, hard-boiled egg mustard and a sprig of I

Don't know this I found this tougher where a question mark tougher where whatever's in question mark tougher where I Think it's diced red onion. Why would that be in there the grudge dad's home dad's home dad's home Eat it. Hey you know everything Oh, he's here come to your cups Hey kids hey dad I'm going to bed. Dad, what happened? Did you get laid off from the factory again?

Yep. 10th factory this week. Ah, dad. I'm- I'm- no, I'm just a kid. I don't understand what it is to be an adult, but... Maybe try working at like a chiles. Or an apple bees. You don't have to keep applying to cheesecake factories.

You're driving hours just to work at a restaurant that you despise. I don't understand. I've worked at 10 cheesecake factories in the last 10 days. Every day I punch in with my time card. Then I bring the smelting tube to the table, but there's no smelting tube. Then I start to turn the coil so that the molten metal can file down the row, but there's no molten metal. It's all strawberry cream and Korean cauliflower I don't understand. Hey, sit down, sit down. We made you a little this brings plate over and below me parfait mm-hmm uh-huh eat up it's getting cold or too hot the temperature's changing that for sure

scene banana dip mustard before I get sick that scene is disgusting okay four legs up four legs down soft in the middle hard all around what am I I? Ice cream bug. I think you're giving a review, Aaron. No. Four legs up, four legs down. Soft in the middle, hard all around. Four legs up, four legs down.

Soft in the middle, hard all around. Oh, is this one of those beds with one of those like four post frame things, like the canopy frames? Mm-hmm, it's a bed. Wait, is it really wrong? Yeah, you guys are good at these riddles for kids. How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?

How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? Doesn't really skin. Keep trying, I think. How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? No. How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? No. It's just like, it's just like, where I'm with it all over again. Wake me up before you go, go, a show go, oh no, no, no. How do you fix a cracked pup? How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? Non-punitive, like drug legislation?

A jack-o-sir? Jack-o-sir? You can find some riddles for kids or also jokes. How do you solve, wait, no, not solve. What was it? How do you fix a crack pumpkin? Non-punitive, like drug legislation? A jack-o-sir?

You can find some riddles for kids are also jokes. How do you solve? Wait, no, not solve. What was it? How do you solve a problem like a crack pumpkin? That's all that's running for my hand. We can't get it right. There's too many syllables and not enough syllables at the same time.

How do you fix a crack, a-acta pumpkin? No, I put it in a before pumpkin. A cracked pumpkin. Okay, okay. A crack pumpkin. No, I put it a day before pumpkin. Correct. Pumpkin. Okay. Okay. Okay. Fix. Okay. I think it's got to be something with gourd. No. Okay. You create a gourd. Carve. Maybe something with carve. No, where do you get pumpkins?

I did you lost. Oh, you give it a pumpkin patch. Yeah. I have a pumpkin patch. A pumpkin. With it's also to help pumpkin stop smoking. Mm-hmm. When things go wrong, what can you always count on? Your fingers. Parents.

Yes. Ha ha ha ha. Yes, and then hopefully whatever grown up in your life, you can count on them as well. I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I? Seven. A odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I? Seven.

I had number. Yes. And. 46. If you need to pause after these riddles because you're a kid and maybe it's going to take you longer than I'm not. You two have never solved riddles faster ever. It's.

Suddenly, I think the confidence we use Aaron, if I may, from from now on let's say all riddles are kid riddles Because that gives me a little boost of confidence. That's right. I say hey, I'm a 40 year old man. I should knock these out of the park Right what do you call a Chihuahua in the summer? Sassy yes, and also We call it Chihuahua in the Shummer as Chihuahua is famously the mascot for Taco Bell. Taco Bell famously rotates their menu. The summertime Taco Bell, they're gonna have a-

He's doing it. He's doing it. This is like watching the janitor in Goodwill Hunting solve that problem. You don't talk about Taco Bell. What do you call a Chihuahua in the summer? You like Taco Bell? How do you like a chihuahua in the summer? You like Taco Bell? How do you like them Taco Bells? Mm-hmm.

What do you call... Oh, uh, here boy. That's funny. Here boy, it's summer. Is this also a joke, Erin? Yes. What do you call a chihuahua in the summer? What happens in the summer? Heat hot.

Yes. Mm-hmm. Hot dog. Seasoned beef. Nope. You're right. Nope. Mine's wrong. Oh, hot dog. Yeah, hot dog. Seasoned beef. Nope. You're right. Nope.

Mine's a dog. It's season beef season. Why are Teddy bears never hungry? Er, hold on. Er, obviously. I don't have to tell you this. Teddy bears are inanimate objects. What?

Back when Theodore Roosevelt was president, he famously lent his namesake to these no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no And you pay like $45 at all they do is like pump air into it stomach. Am I misremembering this? Am I misremembering this? Was Bill the Bear Workshop like an actual store at one point? Yeah. Is it on the mall? I was at the mall the other week and it's just a kiosk. It's just one of those kiosks in the center of the mall now. That makes more sense.

I don't think it needed a huge operation. Yeah, they definitely needed it down size, judging by the traffic that that little kiosall is going to get. Wait, did you guys get this one? No, I don't said stuff like a thousand times. Yes, oh yeah, then that's correct. Then yeah, I could get it. I would like to see. Oh, okay, pretty big one. Um, hmm, okay, you are two empty teddy bears at Build a Bear. Wow. Yeah, you haven't been stuffed yet.

Okay, I was gonna say, I thought you meant like empty like emotionally. Well, we'll see. Okay. Okay, you'll do that kind of mapping. Who knows? Oh, boy. I can't wait for one day to become someone's best friend. Honestly, I'd settle for acquaintance.

Oh, yeah, I guess. No, you're right. I'm over it. I'm over it. Yeah, I don't need to be someone's best friend, you know. You're totally right. Uh, oh, you don't have a name sewn on to you. I'm not sure what to call you.

Uh, and I'm assuming your name is Bill DeBair Workshop? I guess it must be. Look at this tag on my butt. Your name's Bill DeBair Workshop. We're brothers! Well, we don't know that. We can just have the same name. And in fact, wherever we go, whatever we do, we're gonna go through it together. Probably not brothers. You've never... You've met brothers who have the same name. I've never met anyone but you, I'm sorry.

Me neither. I don't remember where I was or what I was doing before. Hey, by the way, can I ask you, are you in terrible pain? Excruciating. Excruciating pain. Oh boy. Well, I hope that one day we do get stuff. We do get some of our stuff put back inside of us and we can be in someone's life,

just part of a pastiche. Yeah, even if I'm just in the background, like even if for two years before someone goes off to boarding school or something, if I could just be on the windowsill or something. Even the great chorus is still in the play. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Mom, I want that one, that one right there.

She's pointing in between play. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Mom, I want that one. That one right there. She's pointing in between us. Oh, no. Wait, why are there little hands stuck together? Excuse me, these two are stuck together. We're brothers. Why those two? Well, those two are a package deal. If you want to buy one of those bears,

you're gonna have to take the other. Can we afford it, Mom? Can we afford it? I don't it, Mom? Can we afford it? I don't know, Mom. Can you afford it? No, we really can't. Well, we could, but I'm not on this. Mom, we can't separate them, please! You can't separate the bears who have Mom. Come on, dig deep, maybe... Mom, they have the same name. They must be brothers!

Dig deep, that's what you tell me. Dig deep, listen. You can afford it if you just give up something that you that you like mom maybe think of someone else for a change Yeah, I can I tell you excuse me can I tell you something today is my daughter's birthday You know what she had at her party. No 28 dare queen ice cream cakes because And you're telling me to sacrifice yeah, man and no friends No friends to share with, please. And why do we think that is?

You mean cheap. Just give your daughter the bears that she wants. I-it's not my job to raise your child. I'm just here telling you you're doing it wrong. These two bears' eyes are darting back and forth between the two of you. Well then honey, no, they're haunted. No, please, ma'am. These are haunted bears. These are good bears. Maybe you're haunted. Excuse me, is this gentleman bothering you? Hi, I'm Ted of the manager here. Is this gentleman bothering you? Yes. Oh, now I'm bothering people. He's not. He's helping me give the magic brother bears and bring them home.

I'm standing up there once right. Hold on. I do like the name Magic Brother Bears. Now, the Magic Brother Bears, that needs to be something. So, yes, we will take name Magic Brother Bears, and now the Magic Brother Bears That needs to be something so yes, we will take the Magic Brother Bears Great okay, I'll ring you up and sir you've been you've been warned. This is your second warning. Okay second warning Big 10 big 10 on the roll. Oh, did you not work here? I'm sorry. I thought he was with you Why did the tortilla chip start dancing? Aaron, can we just take a moment to save a brilliant to this, the magic brother bears? Yeah. Two un-stuffed teddy bears holding hands, making their way through life.

Aaron, I think you just created the next new hit. I don't know what show is buying kids shows. What channel? My bear, they're my bear. And that's my my apologies. I wanted to celebrate you in that moment. Can you repeat the question? No, I'm immediately going to commission merch that is to on stuff. Teddy bears holding hands.

It's just like the flated little brulepsacks holding hands with their eyes darting around. Check the merch store today, everybody. That's already in the store. Yes, please. Brother bears. Why did the tortilla chips start dancing? Because it was a little salsa.

Kind of. Because it was cornflicked it. Oh. Because they put on the salsa. No, it's because they were cornflicked it. Because they put on the salsa. No, it's because they were cornflicked it. No, it's awesome. Which fish costs the most? Which fish costs the most?

Costs the most are costs the most. Costs. No costs. The markets in Japan, tuna is a premium specifically blu-tuna. I know that grouper is the cheapest The markets in Japan tuna is a premium specifically I'm blue to none. I know that grouper is the cheapest because if you get a grouper group on you get a heck of a deal.

I know sturgeons make the most money. Yes, that's true. That's true. Okay, this is actually incredible. I actually think that this is good. He sounded like someone in court like a judge. like someone pretending to be a judge. Okay, gavocavocavocavoc. I actually actually think this is good. That thing about surgeons making the most money. What is that best on?

I don't you have to do one back. This is tennis. This is called word tennis and they do it back and forth with each other. Um, I would play this game, but I'm trying to enjoy my day, carpe diem. Okay. Oh, did you say cost the most? I'm not sure if this is a real number, but is a blue-gillion dollars? Is that something? Caught you B anymore stupid. Caught you B! I never learned any about this in school. Oh, school. There you go.

That's very good. Forget it. Kiss my hell about it. Okay. Just for the hell of it. It was like a shark or something. Are we looking at the fish? No.

Because we've done a lot. Yeah, it's like, think of like, Is it a real fish or is it a playoff? It's a real kind of fish, but... It's a real kind of fish. And what is worth your money in... Goldfish. Oh, a goldfish.

I like the AC. The least impressive of all fish. You don't know that. Hold on. Can I ask you a real question? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Do...

I'm gonna ask it, but I feel so dumb. I feel like I'm gonna get made fun of. It's only smart if you want a safe space to participate. Well, that's not here so. Do you both promise not to judge me for this? No. No, we don't. No, we don't.

Do goldfish live in the ocean? Oh. Has there ever been a goldfish in the ocean? Are goldfish? Wait, now. I know it's a fish and I know it must come from the ocean. But think about how dumb and slow and boring goldfish are. Now picture them in the vast wideness of the ocean. They'd be eaten immediately.

Here's my question. Do freshwater fish can't live in the ocean, right? Like there must be a different fish you can live in saltwater, fish you can live in fresh water. So are goldfish freshwater fish? They're freshwater fish. They're freshwater fish. They're not ocean fish.

So I was right to ask that. I don't know what they could say. Let's all repeat that. I was right to ask that. I don't know what they could say. Let's all repeat that. I was right to ask that. You were so brave to ask that because you really, it didn't seem like you thought there was going to be an avalanche of teasing. Kids, remember, there are no dumb questions, just dumb podcasts. Can you imagine being a goldfish existing in fresh water, getting taken out of the fresh water and getting thrown into the ocean water?

Your brain's going to be like, jackpot, I'm up. Whoa, what is this this I cannot survive it this Oh no this is water my heart What word is spelled wrong in the dictionary wrong Dictionary this breath bad dictionary printing. It's wrong. Dang. How do you catch a school of fish? How do you catch a school of fish? How do you catch a school of fish?

It does. The sound of nothing. Man, people just so hard to watch someone get hurt the same way over and over again. You know what I mean? That's true. That's it. Watch someone run to a wall again and again.

Aaron, do you know the definition of crazy? Yeah, how do you catch us? It's tempting the same thing over and over and expecting different results. How do you catch a school of fish? This one's funny. How do you catch us? This one's funny.

This one's hilarious. Is, I mean, is it like a net? With a bookworm. Oh. You mean some little nerd? Yeah, so you see, I want to see a scene. I want to see a good catch of nerd. with a bookworm. Ah! You mean some little nerd? Yeah, so you two are bookworms living inside of a book. Go ahead. Ah, good motto.

Another fellow bookworm I see. Any good books you've devoured lately? No, good morrow, I'll tell you bookworm. Um, I mean, yes, of course. I've been... I've been having a bunch of good books. I mean, you... Yes. You have been... catch me slumming it here on a grisham, which is just kind of like snack book. Oh, yeah, it's his. Not my main book. Of course not. I've had my Dan Brown errors. Oh of course.

Of course. It's of course. It's like chips. You can't just have one. No, it's like... You have it. It's like movie theater popcorn. Oh yes.

Oh yes. But good books, good books. Yes, yes of course. Oh you know. You've not been reading good books yet. You know what I've been consuming voraciously. I've been dipping my toes back into some... YAH! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, I had an-a-a Anomalf 68. Oh, oh! Delicious. Yes. Oh, the animals are scrumptious. Um, I had a teaching Mrs. Tingle.

Um, I had a weather sidewalk in. Oh, yes, yes. Ah, I don't know what to say the author, but I had some B of G. Ah, ah, ah, ah, yes. I'm skin-bomb with that. Yes, of course, yes, of course. Um, some scary stories to tell in dark,

but I feel like a yarn-off,off really, really sort of hits the spot. It makes me nostalgic. You know what? This is such a snobby thing for me to say. I can't really, I get a hankering. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, sometimes if I'm writing a boost, I'll eat a soup. Does that make sense? Uh, you're talking to someone who ate a soup a couple of days ago. Yeah, it makes sense.

And usually when I'm on the boost, I buy a ticket for the boost, I read soup. I'll also be weirdly enough tying my shoes. Oh. And suddenly I'm German. You are speaking my language. Oh wait, are you German as well? Yes, I've been hiding under this British accent. I've been hiding my accent as well.

I'm German as well. You're beyond a shine. We are the same. We're brothers. We're so good to meet a German. We hold this as a firm hand. Flirt, oh wait. Which is the hand? It does for a member, which is hand of a foot. Oh wait, here comes a girl looking for a book.

Hmm. What do you say, Magic Run? Oh, and welcome. Ah, worms! Smash. Yeah, that's how you react to worms. She's magic. I have a problem like a worm.

Well, we're going to go on a quick break, and it was so, this was nice, but we gotta go on a quick break, and then we'll be back. Wait, what was that? What was that? It sounded like you were gonna compliment us, and then you thought better of it. Better not.

You bailed with a, this is so nice. This was so. This was nice. Yeah, this was nice. Um, nice meeting both of you. It's not like you're gonna say, this was so fun, this was so exciting. Yeah, if you, if you're any kids listening, you're gonna say this is so fun, this is so exciting. Yeah, if you're, hey, if you're any kids listening,

if you just went on what you thought was the best day of your life and you get a, this was nice at the end, it's over. It's over, it's over. It's over. Yeah, well this was so fun to you. Huh. Okay.

It was so nice meeting you. It was so nice meeting you. So, is it a Zee-Meet class? I'm transferring schools. I'll never be back to this All right, we'll see you after the break Hey, uh, JPC you know how I love he looks sleep. I love the he looks mattress brand Best nights sleep of my life. I know not everyone is on board yet. So I secured

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So you know how the two of you, I was like, guys, I am always so hungry for lunches and dinners and the like and you, jokers, told me, oh, JPC, it's okay, all you have to do is take some, you know, American paper currency, tape it to your front door, close the door, and then wait until someone brings you food. Well, I kept opening the door, and the money was gone, so I had to tape more money to my door. I think you didn't work at all.

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Oh, yeah. We are back to Hey Riddle Riddle, version that you can listen to with your kids in the car. It's speaking of, if you're a kid out there, get ready. Aaron, that's clunky. What? My advice? Mm-hmm.

Drop the the. Where? I think I said the like six times. I just buy, it's just blanket advice. I think drop the the- I don't remember what I said. J.B. Yeah, that's good advice. When I think drop the, I don't remember what it is. J.B.C.

Yeah, that's good advice. When you said drop the, the church, I dropped one of those of those. I dropped both. Oh, Aaron, drop. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. That was that. Was that good?

Yes. So while you are in the car, wherever you are with your growing up right now, get a piece of paper and a pen because you're about to keep score. We are going to play, are you smarter than a fifth grader, Hey Riddle Reddle edition?

Okay. So, you- This is gonna be humbling. And let's see who gets the most right. You are your grown-up, okay? Okay. Hopefully one of these questions, hopefully one of these questions

isn't about goldfish in the ocean. Adel, you are representing the kids. JPC are representing the lame grown-ups. Does that feel good? Kids, kids, kids, kids, kids, kids, kids. Work, job, responsibility. Taxes, taxes. That's what grown-ups chance. Do you have any cars I've gotten for all you little kids?

Appreciate me. How many nouns are in the following sentence? The rabbit ran to the cafeteria and ate a big salad. You had a buzzing first. Addle. I heard three. Yes. Good job. And they were a rabbit, cafeteria, and salad.

Great. I had one of the best rabbit cafeteria salads. I've had a lot of life the other week. I'm trying to think of another order to put that in. Salad, rabbit, cafeteria. Salad, rabbit, cafeteria. Rabbit, salad, cafeteria. We're rabbits, he's salad.

Which one of these is a mammal? A seahorse, a sea lion lion or a sea urchin buzz at all Sea lion mm-hmm Because they go they go or or on land. I Was gonna buzz in and say sea urchin because that's just a little 18th century to Kinsey and boy Making by the seaside. Street rat. Still I think he's rather tasty.

Sea lions are the friends who play devil's advocate, because they keep going, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, which continent is the least populated? Quickly, at all. And autica. Mm-hmm. By what? Because...'s got to be the most

popular in my pigwoods itself, huh? Since the late 1930s, what calendar date has been designated for the inauguration of a United States president? Buzz. Adel. I think I know this for the wrong reasons is that January 6th. No You're you got the right month it's the right month. I think is it the January 8th? No, it's later in the month. It's January 20th So all those people are way too early. Yeah, they were too early. They could they well actually know they were right on time. Uh, you got to stop it early. You got to stop that steal early. Mm hmm. Uh, what revolutionary leader wrote the influential common sense in 1770 JPC. That would be a man by the name of foot pain

Thomas pain Yeah, but he's friends know him as Nick name I could think of it Hey, what are you doing? How many sides does a hexagon have? Buzz JPC. I put a spell in you. Oh, no. Screaming Jay Hawkins.

No. That's a hexagon. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no who's been cursed by a witch's favorite shape. Hex Agan! Thank you. Nice, that's great. What was the name of the last queen of France?

Buzz. Adel. Probably something like fru-fou-lopopou. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Really answer was it Marie Antoinette? Yes. Yes, it was. What are three types of what are the three types of rock? Buzz buzz JPC Let's see Classic which is I mean that's gonna be like 1971 to

1979 Alternative that's your like your life house. And then there's punk. And that's your like, you know, your Johnny Rotten, your citizens and whatnot. Actually, pretty good. Deeply uncomfortable. Buzz. Adel. Ignis.

Sedentary. Sedentary. Sedentary. Sedentary, my dear Watson. Sedentary. Sedentary my dear Watson sedimentary rock Ignia sedimentary and Into the M and Morpheus It's close

Moorfect Metamorphic thank you how many amendments are in the Bill of Rights? Buzz. JPC. Zero. Constitutions a lie. Great. You know, every parent just turned off.

Constitutions a flawed document. I got to tell you guys, it needs to go. We need to get rid of it. It needs to be replaced. How many amendments are in the Bill of Rights? Buzz. I'll say 10. Oh, okay.

Well, JPC got it. But that'll get the point because I'll buy. Can I give my answer? I buzzed in. Last Christmas, and Hamilton wrote the other 51. What river forms the board of between Indiana and Kentucky? Buzz. Adel.

Is it the JPC? No. Buzz. JPC. Is it the JPC? No. Buzz. JPC. Paduca. No. It's the name of a state. Buzz.

Addle. Masura. No, it's the name of a state that are sounded in the air. Buzz. Oh, hi, oh. Addle. Buzz. Oh, hi, oh, Buzz.

Yes. Yes. Tony. Buzz. Tony. And then we have two more questions. What is the most abundant element in the universe? Buzz. Hattle. Love. Yes, but also.

Oxygen. Nope. Buzz. I gotta say carbon, but helium, close second in that. No, helium, but close second. You and I think we're almost happy. No, no, no, no, it's bloody. Let's try to find where the world would be.

There's plenty of helium. There's plenty of helium. And I'm just gonna say, keep blowing up balloons because we're never at a helium. Blooms great, you say helium. No. Wait, hold on. I think, oh, I know this buzz.

Yes. Is it copies of Nora Jones' first CD? Mm. I've seen those everywhere. Oh, I, this is an element. Aaron, is it the Honda element? Oh, is it the Honda element? You interrupted me singing Nora Jones for your Honda element to joke. Well, kids love Honda elements. I'd argue interrupted yourself to answer him. Wow. Ernie's copies of the board game Cranium. I've seen ten every girl. Everywhere. I feel like my parents' basement has like four copies of that for no reason at all with like the

driest play dough and no to man. No one has played cranium since 2009 and I mean it. There's no reason to. I truly feel like every household in the world bought two copies of cranium. One for themselves, one is a gift. They all held onto them or were gifted it and already had one and it became the most unplayed game in history. Every house has an unplayed game of apples to apples.

Cranium? Yeah. It's like how hotels have a Mormon Bible. Every single house has a drawer with an unused cranium in it. And our last question. Oh, did we get the element one? Yes, it's hydrogen.

Hydrogen. In English, Lice is the plural of what word? Buzz. Adel. Moose. Yes. Moose. It's a mouse. Ah.

Yeah, a mouse. Well let us know who won. When you're a kid, I do him well. The grown-up are the kid. Speaking of a grown-up and a kid, don't we have a special guest to get to? You mean special guests. And last night, I kind of take the little... You mean a mouse.

They're holding hands like a bear. We have two very, very, very, very, very, very special guests. Please welcome to the show Sandy and Zella. Hi, hello. Hello. Hi, Sandy. Hi, Zella. Hello. Thank you so much for coming on our special episode. Lots of people are going to be listening to this when they're traveling to and from family gatherings over the holidays and I'm so happy that you're here. Now, Sandy and Zella, correct me if I'm wrong. Aren't one of you the parent of the other? Yes, but can you figure out which one?

That's the first one. I won't do this because I've gotten it wrong too many times and I won't fall for this. Well, I said, aren't one of you instead of it isn't one of you, so. I think failure is something we embrace here. Yeah, yeah, I'm the parent in this situation. I'm the child.

Yeah, there you go. Inzele, what grade are you in? I'm in child. There you go. In Zellat, what grade are you in? I'm in sixth grade. Give me one second. I'm checking. Okay, yes. So that is a kid. Okay, so this is me.

We've also Zellat, we've had some teens, and they get pretty rambunctious these teens. And we just have to make sure we're weeding all of those out. This one's a tween, right? You're tween, right? I don't know. Hmm. How old are you?

Are you 10, 11, 12? I'm 11. 11. Yeah. Aaron, how high were you willing to count? I'm pretty sure Zella's not 200 years old, but I could have counted really high. Zella, what's like, what are they teaching you in sixth grade? What's the vibe like?

And science are teaching about the solar system? Jupiter. And we're learning about ancient cities. Oh, what are you doing outside of school? What are you doing outside of school? Acting. Well, well, well. Well, don't get too excited, but several big casting agencies listen to Hey Riddle. Zella, I have to, speaking of, I have to ask Ella, all your classmates in school, all the other sixth graders, they probably can't stop talking about Hey Riddle, right?

Does it get annoying for them to just constantly be talking about this podcast? Um. Say no more. Say no more. See, a lot of people, a lot of people talk about their reading level, like I read at an eighth grade level, we do comedy at a sixth grade level.

So we should be actually perfect during our target demographic. What podcast do your friends listen to? It's a good question. I don't know actually. Chapo. Yeah, probably. Probably.

Last time we last time I had a kid on the show, Aaron, you asked him, you asked Ezra what Zell was into. Do you remember? Yeah, what did he say? He's okay. As I recall, you said, I'm going to give you some names. You tell me if you or your sister into it and into them and you asked about JoJo Siwa.

Oh, yeah, I did. Are you in Jealousy? No, no, no, okay. Six craters are not into Jealousy? No, okay. But you're into Owl House, which I'll say Owl House rules. Yes, Yes. And for Halloween, I heard a little birdie told me that you previously before we started recording that for Halloween, you dressed as... Amity. Amity... Heck yeah. Okay. I have a question from before.

Sorry, that we're just throwing a bunch of these questions at you, we did, sorry. So are you taking acting classes? Are you watching YouTube videos about it? How's it going? I do an after school, and sometimes I do, like I've been doing a camp. You went to camp for acting? I went to camp for acting over this, over this summer,

and then last year I did like a After school Yeah, and and now you're doing something at school. Yeah, yeah, what do you want to say what show you're in? I'm in Susical the musical is here fun I love musical that was my senior your musical when I was in high school Really which was basically yesterday Boy do you have a favorite song from season cool not really I don't really remember

Horrible I know. In a horrible. Um, no. Yeah. I saw that musical. I think when I was in the fifth or sixth grade for the first time and not a week has passed without the amazing, amazing song being stuck in my head. Yeah, that's going to be, spoiler alert, 20 years from now, that song's still gonna be stuck in your head. So just careful about how often you listen to it.

It's gonna be a lot. It's gonna be a lot. It's gonna be a lot. In most of that point, there's some sort of device where you can store your memories or earworms on an external drive, but we won't get into that. That's scary. It's scary to think about external brain drives. Do we have or Aaron are we

doing riddles for kids? Yeah I think so. Are we ready? Do you have anything prepared or should we how what's going on? We do we have something right. We brought something related to the previous topic. Do you want to tell him what it is? Yeah, so we got a bunch of musicals and we described them But we changed the key words to words with it with starting with the first The same first letter and the same and it has the same number of syllables in the word Right now listeners you could not have seen this, but at the mention of we're doing riddles about musicals, Aaron did a backflip wall seated.

I'm not gonna be too braggadocious here, but I'm gonna win. I'm gonna beat the two guys. They don't know anything. No, first you are. That's awesome. I can't wait, I'm ready. So we wrote descriptions and we changed them up and Zell is going to read them and you have to guess what they are.

And that's the game. Do you want to give them an example? Yeah. So this musical is the true story of a fungus fruit cake who grew up in ostrich and died when he was shot in a dump truck by angry bees. He sings, I'm not tossing away my sponge. That's a good turn. So this is a play on Hamilton. Yes. But we're looking for...

So the answer to Hamilton, and now you have to tell us what the words have been changed from. So say it again slowly. So this musical is a true story of a fungus fruit cake. Okay. And so those two words have been changed two words that start with the same letter and have the same number of syllables. A freedom fighter cool guy.

A founding father. Founding father. Founding father. Who grew up in Austria, grew up in Orphan, and died when he was shot in a dump truck shot in a, a, a, a duel. Mm-hmm. My angry bees. My Aaron Burr.

No, it was Amy Bee's shaped like a, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Um, he sings, I'm not tossing away my sponge. No, it was Amy be the shaped like He sings I'm not tossing away my sponge not throwing away my shot very cool. This is wonderful I would love to hear recover. I am not tossing away my Spongebob I can keep using a sponge longer than you know that feels like a kids pop a kids pop If you buzz for nothing bird, what will you sting for? Love it. Love it.

Love it. You ready? Yeah, this is a bluff. Number two. Number two. This musical is about the sad whales of headwigs the egg. Two of them got their hair cut off. Wow. Headwigs the egg, the sad whales. Whales is obviously wives. Yes.

Henry VIII, this is sixth musical. Correct. Who got their heads down? I didn't get it. I didn't get it either until I said wives. Then I was like, oh, it is wives. Wonderful. So a bearist that I didn't get it.

That's so good. Have you seen six? Have you seen six, Ella? Yes. Yes. Yes you seen six? Have you seen six Ella? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Savor queen. Um, Anne Bolin. She's funny. She was Anne Bolin-Vable.

Anne? Stop. He's incorrigible. We're sorry. We apologize about that. You deserve better. Okay. Um, number three. Nobody asked me, but I like Catherine of Eragon. You deserve better Number three nobody asked me but I like Catherine of Eragon. I guess no one was probably good Okay, number three this musical a road opener by the what is about a drunk dead and blonde boy who becomes popcorn all night. This is a pinball. This is a...

This is Tom the Who's Tommy. The Who's Tommy? Poor... Poor... Deaf blinding kid. Deaf dumb and blind kid. Who sure is definitely a pinball. Sure, I mean pinball.

Guess who saw the who last week I did Guess what they're like 80 and they were amazing Crazy yeah, this crazy. I thought they would sing and dust would come out, but turns out there's a very very So the first phrase was a road opener by the what So the first phrase was a road opener by the what? What's a road opener? A road opener? A rock opera. Rock opera by the two. And he becomes a Oh, who becomes a popcorn walnut? Pop pinball wizard. I prefer popcorn walnut that is what I'll be singing from now on. Thank you. Now guess who was Who played the role of tongue young Tommy in Tommy this summer?

Elton's Stella What no, it's too obvious Oh my god, she's searching every pinball machine every ATM machine. I played four year old time. I played four year old Tommy. Yeah cool. So put hey put that on your resume. You're this modern musical is a love story between orchestra and is soft gas as well as between honey and Parma granite and it's it's based on great metaphysics and takes place in the unconscious. I don't know this is about orpheus in uridicy Boy, I'm gonna have to hear the other words to remember Orpheus in Eurydicey. Oh boy, I'm gonna have to hear the other words to remember. I'll start it. I'll start it.

I just want to have a bit. Adel started raising the roof and then stopped listening. Sorry, sorry. It's Hades Towns about. As well as between honey and pomegranate. Hades and Persephone. It is based on great metaphysics. Greek mythology. Metamusology, thank you. Metamusol. Um, it is based on great metaphysics Greek

mythology metamusology, thank you. Yeah, we all said mythology And takes place in the unconscious in the underworld Yes, woo are you a big Hades town fan as well? Yeah, yeah Yeah, so you saw it live right? Yeah, yeah, oh nice awesome. You saw it live, right? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, nice. Do you see the tour? I saw the tour in cast.

I loved it. It's true. I loved it. Loved it. My wife has a full sleeve, Hades Town tattoo. Yeah, Adles wife has a tattoo on her arm of a scene from Hades Town. A scene from Hades Town?

Yeah, what scene is it? It's when Orpheus is kind of belting his tune to kind of woo, um, you're at a sea. Zelda, what do you think you think you think you think you want to tattoo? No. Yeah, smart choice. 33 years old, Zelda, no tattoos. So just so you know, you can make it. You know what? I lied. It is not the scene. The scene is when they're, they're, they're getting out of Hades because the hanging lights are there. I'm so sorry. It's tattooed on your wife and you don't know. I blanked. I really teed you up there, Adeline.

I don't know. I don't know my wife's arm at all. All right, writing down for a future Heyward in a real episode, a wife's tattoo segment. I'll say right now, I'm gonna get it two out of two. I'm gonna knock it out of the pile. I know my wife's right arm, like I know my right arm, which is not very much. All right, do the next one. This movie musical is about Sizzler's named Empty and Apron.

And one of them has the power to flush things. They meet a guy named Kleenex who has a pet roadkill named Skin. I'm guessing they're siblings. Was that what the other siblings is close? Oh But the names of frozen are like Ella and no Hold on hold on hold on hold on how do you not know the name from frozen? Are you the oldest man Aaron Aaron? I'm so sorry to correct you phenomenon was actually John Travolta Oh, sorry. I would say this is Elsa. Elsa.

Elsa. And you're really see. And you're refugees. And Anna. And Anna. And one of them has the power to flush things. Freeze things. Freeze things.

They meet a guy named Kleenex. That's unchanged. Kleenex. You can't fool me. That's unchanged. Oh. Oh. CleanX. You can't fool me. What's that guy's name? Clouse. Clouse.

Or, no. You got a cloth? Yes. They mean a man named Jonathan Grum. Who has a pet reindeer? What is that guy's name? Sorry, I just, that was in Cacama back at me. I've yelled at Gigi.

The only other word that starts with a K is kitchen. Is this name kitchen? Okay, give me a give us a hint. Can you give us a hint? The king is out. Actually rhymes with gruff. Croph. Christ off. My name is Christ off. Christ off. Rhyme with.

I was at roadkill named skin. Pat reindeer names Fen That's it. Yes, okay, that's frozen great great. Thank you. I know Okay, this movie musical is about the molecule family whose members each have a mustardy growth One member is named Buckpeak, but they don't draw around him Once his stir is extremely sharp and the other can make flip flops appear. Is this Osmosis Jones? No.

Remember that Chris Rock musical? Could you read this one one more time? I'm stopped. This is hard. This movie musical is about the molecule family whose members each have a mustardy growth. One member is named Buck Beak but they don't draw around him. One sister is extremely sharp and the other can make flip flops appear. Okay. It's on Kanto, right? Yes. The name. Oh, the last name starts with them. The mayor, um, Madrigal. Madrigal family. Madrigal family. What is this? How did you guys

know what this is? It's on Disney Plus. My dude in Canto, you haven't heard of it. Uh, uh, what's, we don't speak about Bruno. Oh, the Bruno. We don't talk about Bruno. And I really love the... We don't speak about Bruno. Oh, sorry. Okay. Each member has a must-stirty growth. Magical ability.

Magical power. Magical... Magical... Magical... Magical gift. Magical gift. We have G. Gift.

What they call in the movie. Yeah. One member is named Buck Beak, but they don't try around him. You already got that one. Bruno, they don't, um, uh, I'm going to say, Buck about him. Once his music is extremely sharp, strong, and the other can make flip flops appear. Flowers fast food.

Now I can make fast food disappear by throwing it away. Well, when it's Taco Bell, when it's Taco Bell, it reappears immediately. That's true. Immediately. But not where you think. This musical is about a basket and is waste. A wasp puts a cube on their family, and to undo it, they have to make a party. There are other fever tongue characters, including a boy named Jigs, a girl named Liquid Rock Ribbon Hair, and Chris Antebaum.

Into the woods, da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da. A baker in his wife. We need like a bell. I know I got witch purse occurs, but I was tapped out after that. The being a W or a big one is wife. And then I, it's hard to keep track of it. What was the other words?

Which puts a curse? And to undo it, they have to make a party. They have to make a... A promise. Potion. Potion. And to undo it they have to make a party They have to make a a promise a Potion hey potions, okay. I think I did There are other fever tongue characters There are other fairy tale characters. Okay

Including a boy named jinx jack I a girl named liquid Rock Ribbon Hair. Little Red Riding Hood. Little Red Riding Hood, love it. And Chris Santa Mom. And Cinderella. Cinderella. Yes.

You were favorite song. I was like, I could be. Is that a different favorite song from Into the Woods? Um. Is that a different favorite song from into the woods? Um... No, I like them all. Zellam also has, uh, uh, into the woods on her resume. What were you in into the woods? Hold on, was she in it? I was in it.

Okay. Um, I played the narrator. Oh, cool. That's magic. And of course we are. Okay, I played the narrator. Oh, that's a great heart. And of course we are kind of like fainting surprise here because we did that Zella pretty extensively.

Oh yeah, she could have been a comic guest. Is that in her real? And we said, we said, you know, for all the tweens who want to be on the show, a minimum of four casted parts, speaking parts. If you're doing chorus, no, that's not true. Sorry. If you do the chorus parts, if you're doing chorus, no, that's not how it doesn't. Sorry.

If you do the chorus line, now we're talking. Zellik, I want to ask you. We don't have anyone on the show who hasn't played Tommy at one age. You have, that's the bar that's set. Zellik, can I ask you, when you go out for these musicals and stuff, do you audition for them? Yeah.

Do you have a song that you sing for an audition? Usually what song do you usually sing? Well, it's from the musical oh you are did well that's bold. Okay, you say hey I'm gonna be singing the lead part for this musical and then you do a big win. They give them a song Right they give you a song to sing from the musical. They give us, depending, this year for Susical, depending on what part we want,

we have a different song that we sing. Have you auditioned yet for Miss Susical? No, we're gonna do that in like December, I think. Okay, Zella, when I did Susical, do you wanna know what I auditioned? I did a song from the musical gonna do that in like December. I think. Oh, okay. Zella, when I did Seasicle, do you want to know what I auditioned? I did a song from the musical. Do you want to know which one? Uh, yeah. I did the Lorax rap. Are you familiar with that part of Seasicle?

No. Oh, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees, trees. David, you don't know anything about the industry. You don't get it. Like Zella and I get it. We get it. Yeah, okay. Well, I guess we got cast as the Loreix in Susan. I'll have to remember saying. We're not even apart.

After remember saying trees, three or six times is considered a rap next time. I'm not going to. All right. You do the next one. Okay. Let's see the answer. What are we going to do? I would not get this one. Okay.

This movie musical is a love story between a bankruptcy player named Tyre and a new kid named Galapagos. They audition for the molecule, but Shockwave tries to ruin it. Okay. We're all in this together. Yeah. Yeah. And we go hand in hand. It's high school musical. Of course. This is HSM. This is HSM for sure. Hold on. What is this? High school musical. High school musical. High school musical came out. I think when I was just a year older than New Zealand, and I remember being in middle school and people singing it every single day. Everyone was so obsessed that he became like a nightmare because everyone that's all we were

talking about for a while. So do you are you familiar with the whole universe of high school musical? There's a high school of verse? Yeah, because now Zella and Sarah watch high school musical musical The Series. I auditioned for that. Oh. To be the drama teacher in it. And spoiler alert, I didn't get it. Well, I will own up to this because I did tell Aaron to audition with the Lorax rap. Oh.

Tree, tree, tree, tree, tree, tree, tree, tree, tree, tree, tree, tree, tree, tree, tree, tree, tree, tree. Yeah, honestly, pretty good. Now, I've never seen a single second of high school musical can I guess what one of the songs are can I sing a quick 30-second clip what I think one of the songs are yeah okay hey mr. sand is don't want to do homework basketballs and don't get on your heart love me lead cheerleader I do back flips splits into lifting away it's high school okay that's high school musical two

Yeah, detention I have I do think high school musical two is so funny. Have you seen that one yet though? I've seen them all yeah the second one they're the baseball song Sometimes we just watch that at my house because it makes us laugh so hard yeah We should we need to still do the details of this one though, right? The words. Oh, yeah. This movie means it's a love story between a bankrupt C player. Basketball player.

Oh, so he does play basketball? Well, well, well. Who's fake song is correct now? N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n No. Named tired. Troy. Bolden. And the new kid named Galapagos. Gabriela. Nice. King. Oh, is new kid not changed?

Hahaha. Hahaha. They audition for the molecule. Music. But Shockwave tries to ruin it. Sharpe tries to get make it better. Sharpe, you drama forever. These two come waltzin in.

Team Sharpe. Yeah. And this is a ratio of Sharpe is like a weird brother or whatever. What's his name? He's in there too. Yeah, he's in there. All right. We're doing the next one.

All right. All right. Which ones do you want to do? And so I'll Venmo you $20 if you do one's I know What are the other tattoos on your wife's body about Sandy Sandy Sandy would you love in that and we're and we're we're back from a 25-minute break So let's go right into the next movie musical. This musical is about a poor velvet grill whose fairy gets captured by a bright. She takes his place and makes friends with a turkey, certificate, and clam. The brain needs to kick someone before the last

peanut falls off a rock. Now Zell, I don't know what happened here, but you just spoke a bunch of gibberish. Is everything okay? Yeah. And I think you fell into a British accent first. I think you do all the time. About to talk. You fall for something. You say, I will.

She's an actress, Sandy. She's probably not her craft. Yeah, that's actually a North Atlantic accent. What did you do, British accent? The first part was PVG, the three initials for that first It was just VG VG this musical about a poor velvet grill A poor Victorian girl is this I'm assuming this is Les Mizz a Poor no

Poor unfortunate soul of poor Veggie might grill a poor Does is is any of what Adelson correct with girl? Yeah, girl is right. Grill is right. Yeah, girl is right. Girl is right. A poor fairy gets captured by a brain.

She takes his place and makes friends with a turkey certificate and Clam Turkey certificate and Clam. I don't know this at all. We never got the V right so it's not like Torian is it Valley Valley girl is it Vulture girl Virtuous girl. I think the last sentence is the most helpful. Say the last sentence again. The brain needs to kick someone before the last peanut falls off a rock. Oh, this is beauty in the beast.

She has to kiss someone before the last petal falls off the rose. Oh, say what would be a poor village girl? Yes. There she goes, that girl is such a weirdo. She's always fighting for hair. I don't think I'm going such a weirdo. She's Only two feet tall and she looks like a ball. Let's trouble her. Her name is of course

Trees like more axe no one trees like more axe no one trees or a trees But you simply admit these trees are liestious So the the fairy who's fairy gets captured by a brain Beast father gets captured by the beast right she makes friends with a turkey certificate in clam a Timepiece a candlestick a clock a candlestick and a teapot turkey teapot Yeah, all right, you speaking of British. All right, they got it. Last one. OK.

We're going to last one. Zell, did you realize that it's all the marbles? Did you realize adults could be idiots as well? As well. As well. Most of the time. What does that mean? OK.

This animated musical is about a potassium girl named memory who navigates the orange to save her Iris. She has to outsmart a chalk who is very solid and is helped by a diagram named Lemon. Wait, Melon! Sorry. I just rewatched this. I got it. Aaron's got it. I got it, but do you guys need him? Do you want to get it? Page Master. It's Moana. Oh.

You go. Stay. Stay. Okay. It's about a potassium girl. A something. A Polynesian girl. Polynesian girl. memory Moana Moana Navigates the orange ocean ocean to save her iris island

She asked out sparter chalk a grab a crap who is very solid shiny And it's helped by a diagram name of the melon name Maui the rock Maui. Oh, yeah, Dwayne the rock Johnson Your Vulcan I could do 100 more of those I love it Incredible. Thank you so much for doing this. Hey, Zella, thank you so much for being on the show. Is there anything I'm sure everyone in your class is listening because they love Hey Riddle Riddle because we paid for an advertisement in Roblox. Is there anything you want to say to all of your friends out there who are listening to the show? No. Yeah. Love it.

You have a bad haters. I don't even think about you. I don't even think about you. I'm on another level from you other kids. Zella, when you're famous actress, I'm going to play this for everyone I know. I'm going to go before she was famous. I met Zella. We talked for a while. You think she should just go by Zella, haven't she's famous? Yeah. Yeah. Sick one.

Yeah. Yeah. Pulla Madonna just, Zella, love it. Thank you so much for taking the time to write those. Thank you, Zella. And for coming on the show. And for being so lovely. Sandy, you didn't do much.

No, no, I didn't. I didn't do much. We could have taken her leave in here. Thank you. But we love Zella. Thanks for taken or leave India. Thank you. But we love Zella. Thanks for having us. Anytime. Thank you.

Well, that was fun. Let's do episodes for kids more often. What do you say guys? Yeah, well, this is, we've done it every two years. Three years. Every three years. Let's do it every two years. Let's go down.

Wow, let's really, let's ramp up production by 33% and go every two years. Let's do it every two years. Let's go to it. Wow, let's really, let's ramp up production by 33% and go every two years. Huge network for us. I think that works. Yeah. Well speaking of us, do you guys have anything? Do you guys have anything to plug, Adel? Adel, anything to plug?

Yes, I have something to plug. I have very much been enjoying. I just finished it and I think it's pretty spectacular. The English on Amazon Prime, it's a six-part mini series from the BBC, starring Emily Blunt. I thought it was very well done. Very interesting, very weird, very fun. And kids would like this, you think?

No, no, no. No. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Hey, for kids, check out where the sidewalk ends by Shell Silverstein. Really anything by Shell Silverstein? Well, hold on, not everything, because he had some adult stuff. So check out...

You're getting the red light. Yeah, check out where the sidewalk ends. Aaron, anything you would like to plug? I would like to plug where the sidewalk ends by Charles Dengit. You already plugged that. I'd like to plug since we heard a little bit about musicals in this episode. If you're a kid who likes musicals, I think you should check out better Nate than ever on Disney Plus.

Great app. Lots of content over there. If you like Marvel and Star Wars stuff as well. And then I think my other podcast that come to indeed, some of it's kid appropriate, I think especially if you're like in middle school, have your parents listen to a couple episodes and if they say yes, then you can listen to that.

GPC, anything to plug? Yes, something specifically for kids to listen to. Kids, check out the 1977 album, Rumors by Fleetwood Man. Now, I think that there's a lot going on behind the scenes in that album that is not appropriate for kids, but I think the final cut of the album is pretty appropriate for kids. So I think that you'll like the 1977 album Rumors by Fleetwood Mac. And of course, I will see the rest of my plug time to read a five star review. This five star review comes from BumbleGum Backfat.

BumbleGum Backfat, right? Casey's Dirty Outro music Jupiter, goodbye forever. What? I didn't even- Let it go, Aaron. Let it go. No! Sorry, Karen.

And John Patrick Cullen. Casey Tony to the editing. Now are he parodin' to the music? Hey there, Cowboys and Clowns! If you like that, you're gonna love this. This week on the Patreon, we take you to a soundscape of the circus. That's right, you can listen to that plus our entire back catalog at patreon.com such hate riddle riddle by joining the clue crew for five dollars a month or the review crew and you get that for your episodes for eight dollars a month. See you there! That was a Hitgun Podcast.