Hey Riddle Riddle - #228: Toot And Kah Moon

Episode Date: November 30, 2022

Okay so this one is definitely not kid friendly. You know what that means: we're back! Starring: Adal Rifai John Patrick Coan Erin Keif Editing by:  Casey Toney Theme by:  Arne Parrott Logo by:  Emily Kardamis & Emmaline Morris Want more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon! Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & prints Want to mail us something?  Hey Riddle Riddle  6351 W Montrose Ave #267 Chicago, IL, 60634 Want to leave us a voicemail? Call (805) RIDDLE-1 or (805-743-3531) Want to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fm   This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/riddle and get on your way to being your best selfSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a head gum podcast. And we're in the right place. One, right, this is the new trolls movie. We're expanding past the world, past the galaxy, we're going to the entire universe with the trolls. Go ahead and just step right up, slate your name and tell us which troll you will be portraying. My name is Angelo Trolls, I'll be playing Michael Trolls. Oh, okay, oh, okay, got it. Yeah.

I legally changed my name to have a better chance, but I didn't like Michael's the first name, so. Great, what was your old first name? My real first name is Angelo. Okay, so I changed my last name, but I refused to change my first name for the role. Got it. And I will be singing a medley of songs,

um, A la, The Trolls. Oh, perfect. Whenever I'm ready. I agree. Okay, then we're in agreement. Okay. Trollin, trolling, trolling, trolling down the river. Troll, trolling, trolling, trolling, trolling, trolling, trolling, trolling, trolling, trolling. Troll, Troll, Troll, Troll, Troll, Troll, Troll, Troll, Troll, Troll, Trolls, Trolls! I got a new Trolls, but an N and a N, that's it. And that's it. And that's it. And that's it. I couldn't, I could only think of two songs that had Trolls in them and I forgot one of

them so I just had some fun with it. Why, I would say, another of the songs had Trolls in them. Well, roll. Well, that's, words that rhyme. St them. Well, roll. Well, that's words that rhyme. Stole full, coal. Coal. Coal, is there a... Is there a Christmas song with coal?

There's a... Can I get help from one of the other auditioners? Now, you can't ask for that. You can't ask for that, but we can't stop you if you want to give help. Okay. Anyone... I'm looking at you.

I'm saying you're raising your hand. Did you want to help? Or Okay. Anyone who gets this? I'm looking at you. I'm sorry, you're raising your hand. Did you want to help or? I can. Okay. Oh, oh. Hello, my name is Michael Trolls and I'll be auditioning for the role of Angela Trolls. Okay.

We could have had it all. Troll in the deep. Excuse me, I just remembered one. One, one I troll out of love, trolls, one I troll out of love, trolls. What is that one? Let Zeppelin win a whole lot of love. I think we've seen everything that we need to see from you, angelos.

Dave trolls. Dave trolls. Oh, is that something fighters? Is that something? Is that something? Dave trolls, like in Dave girl? He told you to leave Angela. My name is Angela.

Oh, he told you to leave Angela. Okay, honestly, I think that you both should leave and head right to wardrobe because you just got jobs working in wardrobe on this movie. Oh, wait, it's not animated? It is. Uh, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Hey speaking of not animated welcome to Hey Riddler, Riddler podcast about Riddles and other stuff sometimes to today maybe less so about Riddles.

Yeah, I'm up to you live from my childhood bedroom. That's Adelre Fie. Retrolls, please. That's too busy. Retrolls, please. So what's up everybody? Oh, what's up indeed Aaron? What's up in deep? Can I tell you what's been racing through my head even for the last week? Sure. I was in London not too far away,

not too far a long ago. I guess London's not too far away in the grand scheme of things. And I was on the tube as they call it. And I would like to thank you so things. And I was on the tube as they call it. And I would I'm the gap. Thank you so much. And I heard someone say they were talking it was a woman talking to her mother-in-law, I believe. And she said, I'll try my best British accent. She said, we were meant to go to Egypt. And then she said, get our picture taken with the Tutankhamoon and

Gemma and I were sitting across from them and we stared each other for a minute and I Rolled it around in my head and I said get your picture taken with the Tutankhamoon and I put together the context Lose of going to Egypt and I Sust out that she was talking about Tutankhamon But she for whatever reason called it the Tuton C'mon Was she I know I can't stop thinking about I doubted you at the beginning of this story when I don't think this is gonna be very good And you blew me out of the water that is excellent. I almost hate to ask this at all

But yes, do you think she was having a laugh or no, there's no. Is there any way to know her seat was as dry as could be there's not there's not a crease in her. No, how did you know? Did you test her seat after? Ew weirdo. What kind of test would it be? I don't know weirdos. He's got his little beakersakers I think a piece of paper would do or paper towel. Okay. Don't use the beakers. I got you I guess those presents are fucking for the trash then I don't understand you said you want beakers They're on your wish list. I buy them But I cannot I cannot stop thinking about Tutankhamon Just a son little thing. Oh, I'm being silly. I will mispronounce something on purpose

But do you think that was what was going on there? Absolutely not. Absolutely not. Okay. This was this was every day of her life, not every day of her life. But whenever she talks about Tutankham and she says Tutankham moon, it is. Gotcha. It rolled off her tongue. It's, she, it's said it a million times and there's, there's nobody blinked and I know that is whimsy. That's what whimsy is. But it was. Yeah. And, and then we looked it up and we're like, is that how Brits say it? And it is not how Brits say it? So I don't know what was going on with this little lady,

but it was a treat and it stayed with me. And I also want to mention before I ran out of time and I pass it along, I was at a wedding not too long ago. It was getting close to you. And I was seated at my table and a woman who was part of the bridal, and I didn't know, I only knew one person at this wedding. I guess too, including Gemma, because it was one of Gemma's friends.

But someone from the bridal party came over and stood over me when I was sitting at the table and she goes, I have a very weird question for you. And I was like, here we go. She's gonna ask if I can help move some boxes or like, parallel parking cars, something, or if I know the drum part to tax man. So I was like, okay, and she goes, are you Adelrafi? And I said, yes, I am. And it turns out this lovely

lady, her name is Fiena. And she is a huge, hey, real. And home, she is a huge, hey, real, real fan. And her therapist, she told me, she goes to see a therapist and her therapist said, you need to stop listening to sad music and she specifically mentioned Mumford and Sons and she said, my therapist said to listen to something light and funny and fun and silly and goofy and dumb and so she started listening to us. That's how she found us is through her therapist. Wow! He wrote a little stuff. For when your therapist says that mumpred and sun is too much.

Oh no. Oh no. That is actually so funny because there are probably so many more people that their therapists are like, you're listening to too much of that Hey Riddle Riddle podcast. Oh yeah. I recommend Mumford and Sunsea. Just to balance you out. That is amazing.

Well, I, hello to her. Hello to her. That is hysterical. Thank you for telling me that. Adel, do you know for a fact? Yes. Was the therapist, to the therapist recommend something funny, and then she went and found our podcast,

or did the therapist say, you should listen to Hey, Riddler Riddler, because I gotta say, if a therapist recommended our show, that is a breach of whatever Democratic oath that you took, and you should not, you should lose your license. Mm-hmm. Uh-huh, uh-huh. She'll do no harm in our podcast.

It's tons of harm. That's true. Addlehuh, uh-huh. You know harm in our fuck as it tons of harm. That's true. Addle the three questions to assume that she'd ask. The implication is you've been asked those questions before, and that's why you've fucked up. Every wedding I've been to. Yeah. Hey, can you come help me,

parallel up park of his car? I don't know why that's the funniest one to me. Uh, that isn't it. Addle wedding. Well, hey, look, I'll say this. that's the funniest one to me. Uh, it is. At a wedding. Uh, well, hey, look, I'll say this. Everybody shut the fuck up and have something to do today. Great. That's okay.

Do today. Yes, sir. Now, look, I sometimes, when we do the show, Hey, we're going to roll the podcast, which is a podcast we're all familiar with, especially, it's a therapist recommended. Which is, mom, her,ford and Sun's evil to it. We are can't hide. I think legally we can post online

that we are anti-Mumford and Sun's. Well, no, no, no. No, no, no. No. That sounds like we're against Mumford and Sun's. We're not anti-Mumford and Sun's. We are, we think you should. We enjoy Mumford and Sun's.

We're the opposite of Mumford and Sun's. We think it should be, you should listen to Mumford and Sun's, you should be safe and you should enjoy Mumford and Son. For the opposite of Mumford and Son. We think it should be, you should listen to Mumford and Son's, you should be safe and you should do it rarely. And within the presence of a parent, I'd rather you listen to Mumford and Son's in the house. It needs to be regulated. Yeah, oh God, okay, but no, I have a special segment for us. Sometimes on the show, especially when I'm old men,

puzzles I like to prepare segments, and I prepare a segment that I could not recall if I had done on the main feed before or if I had done on a Patreon before. So if you are a Patreon listener, and this sounds familiar to you, or I guess if you're a main feed listener, this doesn't sound familiar to you

than it was a Patreon thing, and it doesn't matter because everyone gets it now, it's a little special bonus forever and we are going to play a game called, half-I-seen, this episode of Bones. My favorite! Here is the way that this game is going to work. I am going to describe to you,

I'm going to give you the title and the description of an episode of Bones that is up to you, Adel and Aaron, to buzz in, or I guess you should Bones in, you should probably Bones in. You have to Bones in to tell me, if I have seen this episode of Bones, or if I have not seen this episode of Bones.

Remind me, was this the game that I was oddly good at, or was it the dog calendar game? The dog calendar one, you were very good at. This one you may have been oddly good at. No, Aaron, you choked on a bone at Marie calendars. Oh thank you thank you sorry thank you for keeping track of my life now what would I do without you. The T-bone pie.

The T-bone pie. Okay so I will remind you for those of you who are not familiar with my life I have seen some episodes of bones here we go. This is your first one it is called the man in the bear. Dr. Brennan reluctantly joins each booths to travel to Washington state where a human arm was found inside the stomach of a bear as Brendan identifies the man she discovers that he might have been a victim of a cannibal Have I seen this episode about? Addle, bones to you first.

The way that you said inside the stomach of a bear was very It was like as if you were the host of a game show reading this off a cue card for the first time, I feel like if you had seen it, there'd be a little more passion in terms of finding something inside a bear. Okay. Is a pretty traumatizing event to watch. That's true. So I feel like you have not seen this episode of bounce.

So before you answer that. Okay. Yes. I remembered my strategy from last time. So if memory serves me, you saw the first few seasons of bones, correct? That is correct. So if the episode sounds like it's jumped the shark, then it probably, and it doesn't feel like a cohesive premise, then you probably haven't seen it. Interesting. But if it seems a little bit more down the middle than you probably have.

So I think this feels right on the precipice to me, but I agree with Adel. And Adel, you'll obviously get the point, but I'm just trying to back you up here. It just feels like a later season jump in of the shark. So as you were. And GBC, for an extra point, can I guess that the title of this episode is Bearbones? Well, the title I already gave it to you is I guess you can guess. I mean that would be a fool's guess I've told you the title. What's the title again? It's the man in the bear. Yeah, I like mine better. You haven't seen it And Aaron you you have a point for this one. I have not seen this one now

You didn't get a point because you guys correctly. you just got a point because Adel guessed incorrectly, but I think that you did guessed correctly. But yes, Aaron got the point because you guessed incorrectly, Adel. So you have seen it. I have seen this. Yes, I'm sure Jesus Christ. I've seen this one.

This is from season one of both. This is season one. This is season one. So, Eric, that's on them. Eric, your strategy may not pay off here because they all sound like they may have jumped the shark. Here we go. Here's your next one.

This one is titled The Bones That Warrant. Warrant. Terrible, poodle. Absolutely. Okay, here we go. A ballet dancer is murdered and booth and brin and art led to suspect a group of street dancers in the crime. Meanwhile, booths girlfriend Hannah is shot, leaving Booth to worry for her health.

Could have been called step up to the bones. That's true. Save the lost bones. Or the ties that bones. Bones. Aaron, go ahead, bones. I don't think you've seen this one. Aaron, you are correct.

I have not seen this episode of Bones. This is the position. Season six of Bones. I have not seen this episode of Bones. This is the position. Season six of Bones. I was not watching Bones in 2010. Yes. I'm clearly studied for this. Yeah, but don't get mad. That means my life is sad. Here we come. This is, this is number three.

This is number three. This is the doom in the gloom. The death of a former female marine sergeant whose remains are found to charred due to an explosion leads booth and suites to a group of doomsday preppers, of which the victim, Diana, was a member. Meanwhile, suites finally finds an apartment and moves out of booth and Brennan's home.

Okay, title should have been Bonapa suites. Uh, bones. Edel, please, you got it. This sounds very convoluted uh... it does sound very common but the fact that the bear one was for season that's like saying the pilot episode of twenty four is when the daughters being hunted by mountain lion you say that for later uh... i'm gonna say you have not seen this

out of your correct i have not i have not seen this episode of Bones. It's Aaron to you, Adel won right now. Here we go. Because it sounds like the lead characters are in love and living together. And that's what happened at the end of the series, I bet. I think in season six, he had another girlfriend who got shot.

So I guess she didn't make it probably. And another girlfriend that got shot. That's always girlfriend's getting shot in this show. Here we go. Here's your number four one. It's called Star Gaser in a puddle. The team works on finding how Chelsea Cole, a fan of astronomy who suffered from Werner syndrome died.

Meanwhile, Hodgons and Angela prepare for their wedding. Zach is asked to serve his country in Iraq. Grittin's father, Max, tries to let her in on her past and brings her in 1993 video of her mother. Booth and Max decide to get into a fist fight before Max surrenders to his arrest. Bones. Aaron bones to you my dear man. I'm not right on the fence here, but I think that you have not seen this episode.

It is too to you. It is all tied up. Aaron you are incorrect. This is from season two of bones. Wow. How many seasons of bones did you watch? I think four. No. This is, I keep in mind this is a period of my life

where I was working at a self-storage facility while I was in college just watching bones. And you mentioned a plot line involving Iraq. Clearly this should have been called a bone slant security. Okay, bone slant security looks pretty good. Okay, it's tied up. Here we go. Number five, the puzzler in the pit.

Ooh. The team is called in after a crossword puzzle. Master is discovered in an urban fracking site. Meanwhile, Daisy goes into labor. Bracken lives, bones. Aaron Aaron, you got bones. You have not seen this episode. It is two, three, the adult era. This is season one of bones. I have absolutely seeing this episode. It is two, three to Adel-era. This is season one of bones. I have absolutely seen this episode.

I actually don't care anymore. I actually am not even going to try anymore. I don't care. All right, here we go. Number six. The big beef at the Royal Dinner. Great title. No notes on that title.

Here we go. The death of a TV celebrity chef leads Booth and Brennan to investigate the Royal Diner. Yeah, the Royal Diner. I'm sorry, the Royal Diner. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I that title. Here we go. The death of a TV celebrity chef leads Booth and Brennan

to investigate the royal diner. Yeah, the royal diner. A local restaurant. It's right there. A local restaurant at the Jeffersonian team frequent for lunch every day. Meanwhile, Hodgkin sells his invention for millions and Cam receives word from Erestoo, who is in Iran.

Booth buys Brennan a golden necklace with the money he won from the bet, and Britain becomes skeptical of his behavior when she discovers he left misplaced, he left misplaced gambling sobriety chip, and item he always has. Bones. Aaron. You have both not seen this episode. Aaron, I have not seen this episode. It is tied up. You are back in the game. I did not see the big deeper bro Diner Okay, there's only I think there's only four more so it's anyone's game here

The next one is the perfect pieces and the purple pond Here we go perfect pieces perp perpod I'll a little iteration the pieces of a dismembered body are found lying in a purple pool of water, except the head is missing. The team finds the body belongs to Jared Addison, a science fiction writer who had several mental problems. With sweet help, several suspects are hunted down, however the team has trouble finding enough evidence with the victim's head still missing.

Bones. That is, until they turn to Zach for help. Bones. Aaron Bones to you. I think you have seen this episode or it's a trick question in this episode doesn't exist. I wish I put a trick question in here. I should have thought it.

Aaron, you are correct. You are one up now. If this was season four, I probably saw this one. Now I really get it for sure. But I will give it to you. I will give it to you. You don't remember watching a single second of anything. I don't.

I truly don't, but I probably did. All right, here we go. Next one. Number eight, the soccer mom in the minivan, Adel, you can still get this. Still, you can still get here. I think my bonzer is broken. Bernadette Booth investigated the death of a soccer mom

who was blown up in her minivan. They soon discovered that the soccer mom, named June, was part of a group of radicals from the 70s named the National Liberation Army. Bones. Addle the bones are to you. Sakurman blowing up seems like a great opportunity to stunt cast in season one,

get some big names in the door. I assume they got like Allison Janie or something. So I'm gonna say this is early on and you saw this episode of Bones. Addle is the season three. I absolutely saw this episode of Bones. It is tied up and there's only two more. It's still anyone's game. Here we go. Number nine, the boy in the shroud. Brennan and her team dig through the trash to find clues when a young man wrapped in a shroud is found among the garbage. After Angel is able to identify the deceased boy, Cam quickly assumes the main suspect

to be the boy's girlfriend, Kelly, who is a product of the foster system. Brennan has hurt by this, as she is also a product of the foster system. Meanwhile, things get tense with Brennan and Cam struggle for power and their disagreement on work styles. Cam throws the fire, Brennan, even if it costs her the whole Jeffersonian team, Aaron, did

you just bones in the middle of me talking? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, episode should have been called bones at like Beckham or been it like Bonesham. See, Adel's not even playing. He's playing a different game than we are playing right now. Yeah, he's getting your ass at it. I'm gonna get your ass at the different game. I know. Dpc, I'm gonna say you have not seen this episode. Adel, you've done idiot fool. This season two of bones I've absolutely seen this episode of bones, which means Aaron, this is your game to win. So the strategy here, you're up one.

Do you let Adel answer and hoist himself on his own, Petard? Or do you try to sneak in first and answer correctly before he has a chance? Here we go. The scare in the score. What a series of corpses with ties to Booth's former army unit appear around DC.

Booth must dive into his past to find the killer before the killer finds Booth. Meanwhile, Brennan's father, Max, hides a serious medical The appear around DC, Booth must dive into his past to find the killer before the killer finds Booth. Meanwhile, Brennan's father, Max, hides a serious medical procedure from Brennan, leaving her to grapple with her father's trust and mortality, as well as her family being in danger. Bones. Aaron, you have bones then first. Have I seen this episode of Bones or have I not seen this episode of bones. This episode should have been called no place like bones. Okay very good very good

adult adult do you have a comment on that because that was he is beating you at your own game. No notes. Yeah. I think and I could be fucking up here but I'm taking a huge risk and I'm going against my gut Okay, because my gut is screaming you haven't seen it, but I think you have seen it. I'm saying that you've seen it You think I have seen it The scare in the score is the seventh episode of The 12th season of the twelfth season of bones. Aaron, I have not seen this game. I should have gone with my gut.

Which means you are tied up. Now, I know what you were thinking. JPC. You couldn't have possibly planned for the concept of a tied match here. You couldn't possibly have. Why would I have? How would I have ever imagined that both of you would be equally good-sash bad at this game?

Well I've got some great news for you. I do have a follow-up game that we can play as a tiebreaker. This is not a bones game, okay? The bones game is over, you tied it. This is your tiebreaker game. This game is called Sonic cares, Sonic cares, or Sonic cares. So in this game... Your personality is so hard to describe

to people who haven't met you before. I need you to understand that JPC. When I try to describe you to like my aunt and uncle, they're like, wait, what? And I'm like, I know, I know. You just have to meet up. Don't be telling uncles about me. Don't be keeping my name about your uncle's mouth.

Ha ha ha ha. Okay, carry on. The game is Sonic cares, Sonic cares, or Sonic cares. Here's the way that this game is going to be played. Keep my day about your uncle's mouth. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha that is one of the many fine Sonic care brands of products, something that Sonic the hedgehog cares deeply about, or a time I saw Nick Cage's hair and thought that's interesting. Sonic cares, Sonic cares, or Sonic cares. Aaron, can I just say? Yes. I never describe or explain JPC to anyone over the age of like 15. What I do, what I do, is if I am around like a younger cousin or something, I use the idea of JPC

to scare them into acting good. Yeah, each of your vegetables are JPCs that come through there. I do scribe JPC, yes, and then I say, if you don't do what I tell you to and clean up your room or like be good to your parents or something or be thankful for the gift I got you, I say JPC will come for you in the night. And JPC, this is a compliment. I'm very familiar with this. And the JPC will get you if you don't watch out. We all know.

We'll get you if you don't watch out. Kids are saying that I'm playing cards. He's like the Babadook, but a bigger gay icon. Okay, okay. Sonic cares, Sonic cares, Sonic cares. Sonic cares, Sonic cares. Sonic cares, Sonic cares. Sonic cares. Sonic Sonic cares Sonic cares. I don't get the Nicholas page one Sonic cares you saw you saw Nick Nick's hair. I get it. I see I see I see I Sonic here's Sonic cares your sonic cares here. We go yours first prompt you buzz you bones in if you want to give your answer

Your first prompt is con air buzz buzz I'm sorry. I You both said buzz to the bells and boats so it's to you. I think that's going to be put the why couldn't you put the money down that's going to be saw next hair. I'm sorry that is incorrect. It is actually sonic hairs. Uh, con air is a hairdryer brand that is a subsidiary of the brand sonic cares.

I do this is a question. Sonic cares. Your next one diamond clean. Buzz-bones. Sonic cares. That would be bones to you, Adel. Sonic cares. You are so close, that is incorrect.

Just because Sonic the Hedgehog spends most of his time trying to keep the chaos Emerald safe, doesn't mean he also doesn't care deeply about keeping his diamond clean. Your next one is chaos Emerald. Aint bones to you. Sonic cares. Aaron, that is so close. The answer is Sonic cares. The chaos Emerald, retailing at $299, the Sonic care chaos Emerald really fucks up your teeth.

Your next one is chili dogs, chili dogs. Bones. Bones do you addle? Keep forgetting to bones. Chili dogs. Sonic cares and Sonic cares. Is it? I'm gonna say Sonic cares. Do you say Sonic cares? Yes. Addle you are so close. Is it Sonic cares? It air you yes, but you didn't bones in. Sonic cares. Nick Cage plays detective Brett Chilli in this 2014 straight to DVD release, Chilli Dogs. Hmm. All right, here's your next one, adaptation.

Sonic here, Sonic here's your sonnac here. Bones. Bones to you, Aaron. Sonic's hairs. That is, I can see what you were doing there, but no, it could be argued that no one cares bore the adaptation, then the anthropomorphic blue hedgehog from space trying to survive on a strange alien world,

of course, this is something that Sonic cares deeply about. I think that sucks. I think we just did sucks. So far it is all so hard. It's so close. And it's tied up here. I believe Charlie Kaufman wrote the new Sonic game. The world's Sonic game is written by Charlie Kaufman.

I actually do think that we're answering it right and then you're changing it. I don't like so. Judges? No, and then the fear apparently I'm not doing that. Okay, we have one door. And judges, he looked over to three horses bounding gag in his basement. No, first of all,

consensually, that's their choice. I don't do anything they don't want. This is the last one, and this is a tiebreaker. So it's pretty important for the last one to remember. Sonic here, Sonic here, Sonic here, so you have to bones in when you know it. Yes. Your final prompt is the rock bounce Aaron I technically heard Adel first because you did say it maybe a couple seconds after him. So Adel And extutals and thank you for giving it to me

Adel I'm going to say how do I encompass all three at once? Sonic cares. Addle? All three at once is the correct answer. That of course is a Nick Cage movie from 1996. Nick Cage plays detective Brett Chilly, who is tasked with solving a ring of toothbrush burglaries perpetuated by a small blue anthropomorph hedgehog

that is Michael Bayes, the rock from 1996. Addle, you won, which means that not only did you win Sonic, Arizona, Carsers, Sonic, Arizona, Carsers, you win, have I seen this episode of Bones, congratulations, you are the big winner. Do you have anything that you'd like to declare? I want to seed my time to Aaron to let her complain. Can we go on a break, please?

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Hey, JPC. Yeah. You're not in trouble. I just need help. I'm pranking Atal, and I'm setting up a whole website to prank him. I just need help. I'm, um, pranking at all. And I'm setting up a website to bring him, um, can I just need some advice? This podcast is sponsored by Squarespace. I'm not, I'm not mad at you. We're pranking at all.

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What is happening? Okay. Wait, what's going on with that all? Oh, nothing, nothing. I'm just setting up a very normal Squarespace website, not a prank thing. No, he's gonna tune you. And I'm gonna use analytics.

Use insights to grow my business and learn where my site visits and sales are coming from. That's pretty cool. I'm gonna improve my website and build marketing strategy based on top keywords, our popular products and content on my prank website The prank activity. Whoa, that's awesome Aaron. I'm glad you're using Squarespace Did you say what the website was for I can't remember what's the website for? Prank

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because we always include the mailing address in the episode description. Okay, these ones I will read a little bit of it because this person did, well, I'll just read a little bit of it says, dear sir, Adel, lady Aaron and the young ward ye old horse puncher. Yeah, that's great. I write to the three to share three riddles of mine, own making. I call them high kuzls. Also, do not judge me. Quills are harder to write with than you think love.

Lord Tim, Burbrick, Burbrick of East Nashville, Tennessee. You may say, you may say my full name and title. And I will say that they did write these with a quill and they were all sealed in wax. These things, so yeah, they're very cool. Kind of cool. Very cool. Can I say it goes above and beyond

to not just say where you're from, which is the city is a very major city, but then to say what direction in that city you're from. You really hear it. I really hear it. I really hear, I mean, as a person is from the east side of Indianapolis, I rarely hear people claiming to be from the east side. Unless I'm listening to the Fresh Prince of Belar theme song, I rarely hear a major city in a direction within there.

That's yeah. I mean, it's it is, but you know what? That's if you're of the Lord of East Nashville, you probably did a lot of East Nashville. Hmm. You probably did a lot of work to get there. You probably want to let people know who you are. We love the JPC. We just celebrated, uh, what was it? 10 years from being in Nashville.

That came right. 10 years. Right. That no, no, no way. No way. It. I just said a text message to celebrate that anniversary. I kind of it. It could have been 10 years because because I just hit my 10 years of being in Chicago. I feel like maybe it was like nine or eight, seven years.

I can't remember. It was eight years. Okay. Anyway. Yeah, I did almost end a friend of ours marriage because I ran across a pool and took a picture on a moving train. So funny. Again, you're impossible to describe. Someone's wife did not care for that behavior. All right, here we go. These are, like Lord Tim says, these are high kuzls. So these are, I guess these are a hybrid of puzzles in high kuz.

Okay, are you ready? Yes. Here's your first one. And I apologize, there's Israel and G, well, and I can barely read. So if I get something wrong, it's not Tim's fault in his mind. Abariel Rath, Descicated Husk,

Plying Cleftal Horizons. This is a Haikou, 575. Abariel Rath, Abariel Rath, with an exclamation point. Descicated husk, comma, playing cleftal horizons. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do with this.

This is nothing. This is a hiku that is describing something. And I will say that the things that they are describing, the language is very flowery for a very everyday. I don't want wanna say like everyday, but a very like run of the mill thing. So it's like, you use this one as an example and break it down for us.

Yeah, and can you let us know with that first word before race means? Haberial. So it's a, Arborial ARBOR-EL. Arbor of course means tree. So it's like tree-like, like a tree-like rave, I guess, is what, yeah. So tree's like tree like like a tree like rake, I guess, is what yeah. So tree like rake. I don't know how to put up my Christmas rake.

And on the door, just hang on the door. Just here. Just here. Come on. Inside or out, use a closer Come on, buddy. Come on. Yeah. Inside or out? Use a closer door. Inside or outside? Out and outside. Okay. Back in the plastic here, here we go. You actually don't need to talk to our guests.

Can you just hang out? So Arburel Rath, desiccated husk. Well, I got desiccated husk. So this is like the shell of something. Yeah. Playing, and I think playing here is a little bit of a pun. Playing cleftal horizons. So like a cleft would be like a split.

Yeah, so playing, if it's a double entendre, makes me think of wood. So this would be like a stump, or I guess, rath would be, is it like a willow or something, a weeping willow? You're close with wood because this is a thing that is made of wood. Technically.

Yeah, I mean, it is made of wood, but I wouldn't like, I wouldn't pick this up and be like, wow, this is wood. Because it's money. Cash money? No, you're very close. You're very close because it is, let's see, yeah, yeah, you're on the right track, I would say, with money there. Is it, can you put it all together again?

Probably. Arboreal race, desiccated husk, playing cleftal horizons, playing cleftal horizons. That, I think is the part that you've got that it's like the pencil paper. What if it's paper? It's paper. It's a book. Aaron paper is half of the answer. It's two words and one of the word is paper. It's paper. It's a book. Aaron paper is half of the answer. It's two words and one of the word is paper. Paper. Paper. No, okay. So wrapping paper.

All right, think of the word ply. I think the word ply would be I would associate ply with this type of paper. Paper. Construction paper. Double ply, three ply, thick paper, thick paper. Yes, construction paper. Three ply? Three ply type. Oh, thick paper, thick- Yes! Construction paper. Three ply? Three ply, toilet paper.

Yes! Yes! It is toilet paper. Oh! Everyday I wipe my ass with an arborous wreath. You don't wipe your butt with paper airplane? What I'm- Say it, I'm not.

Every time I have a public restroom in there's no toilet paper. I knock on the door next to me and I go, do you have any arborous wreath? All right, well, I think- Do you have any paper airplane on you that you can throw? That's crazy. I have to see a scene. I have to see a scene. Adela and Aaron, you're in a public restroom.

Adela, you are stuck in a stall without any toilet paper. And Aaron, you're also in that restroom, like washing your hands. And Adela, you're begging for help getting you any sort of paper. Oh no, I'm ruined. I'm ruined. Uh, Prithi. I gotta get out of here. Get out of here. No, Prithi, design the Prithi. Can I besiege upon you vouchsafed that you do gift upon

the, oh, your most humble servants. Some dollop of comfort, please. I actually, I'm seeing someone right now. No, no, yes, I am seeing someone too. I am with my third eye. I see a vision of you, my lady, in an open field. Force is dance around you, Centa's bow before you. A crown, a crown of flowers, top your head because you has bequeathed me. Are you from the past? No.

Are you crying? I'm weird. I'm weird. Okay. Whoa. I got the goal. No, please. No, uh, you haven't even asked me a question yet. And I actually have I not, I guess I have, I have failed. I have failed in my, my mission.

Also, like, if you work at the red and fair next door, like, I won't tell your boss you broke character to ask me a question. Like, oh, thank God. Thank you broke character to ask me a question, like. So I owe thank God, thank you so much. Do you have the, can you grab a sub-toy? We got him. You broke character. We knew you would.

Swap team. Yeah. Team. I have I told you guys my story of when I was at Jincon one time and I was like stopping by a bathroom as I was leaving and Jincon is like a big board game convention. And the bathrooms that the conventions in their Indianapolis are humongous because they're conventions in their bathrooms.

And I walked in the bathroom as empty was like the end of the day. And I was just like trying to wash my hands before I left because if you ever been to Jyncon, you know that you need to wash your hands. Uh, and I was on my way out of the bathroom and there was a guy in one of the stalls and he goes, excuse me. Hey, hey, is somebody there? And I was like, yeah. And I was on my way out of the bathroom and there was a guy in one of the stalls and he goes, excuse me, hey, hey, is it somebody there? And I was like, yeah. And he was like, I'm out of toilet paper in here.

Can you hand me some toilet paper? And I looked in every single, there was every single one of the stalls. So every single one of the stalls and there was no toilet paper in any of the stalls. And I go, man, there's no toilet paper in any of these stalls. And he goes, what about like,

a hand towels? And I was like, it's all air dryers in here. There are no, there are no hand towels. And I was like, ah, man, like, I'm sorry, dude, like, good luck. And I started to leave. And he goes, Hey, hey, you're not just going to leave me. That's still there. It's so good. He's still there. J.P.C. What if that was much like, like, I don't know, Greek mythology. What if that was a test? What if that was like some god come to Earth in mortal form and you were supposed to help

them out do a good service, give them a boon, and you would have been rewarded beyond your wildest dreams? That sucks because I've gone out of my way to fuck so many goats in my life that if that was my test. They weren't even on the way I get halfway to fucking a goat and I'm like Zeus and it's like no just a goat and I'm like the goat says just a go I was just going to a farm and starting to fucking go and halfway through going zoos It's like you could have asked way early

Just a go just a happy go Yeah, man, I'm zoos keep going I'm not a therapist, but I think you should call us into Mumford and touch now. I actually, I'm cutting you off from Heyman on Riddle. It's too long for one day. Is it too late for Chris to get a teacher that says, I'm Zeus, keep going. A little goat saying I'm Zeus keep going a little goat saying I'm Zeus keep going

all right fuck oh that's not okay that's the obviously obviously it's not horrible and so immoral but you can't you can't have sex with animals because they can't consent so don't even try it even if it is God you think okay here we go Edge and find silver. I think it says edged. I'm gonna say edged edged and find silver. Mm-hmm a tapestry Let's just call it edged. Let's just say edged if I'm wrong. If I'm wrong, Tim from East Nashville, you can come and fuck a beat my ass. She's coming. Sounds like you're from Franklin,

but you want to say Nashville. Yeah, it's like East Nashville. You're from Franklin. Well, it wouldn't be more proud of you from Franklin. That's like a rich area. It's a ton of area, yeah. Yeah. Edgeden Fine Silver, a tapestry of vapors.

Woven, so gently. Edgeden Fine Silver, a tapestry tapestry tapestry of vapors. It gently Edgian fine silver a tapestry tapestry tapestry tapestry of vapors sounds like we're describing smoke a cloud Aaron it is cloud Wow Aaron you fucking All right, you're getting really actually Aaron fuck you're actually getting really good at eyes. I could I could I zoom The music I tried something new this time, and I thought, what if I think instead of bullshit

around to take a joke? And I did. Weird. Isn't that works? Uh-oh. Are those like your guys? Is this what Bostonians call a zoo? Yes, probably.

I'm trying to hear it in the accent, and yes. I've only been back here for a day, so I haven't heard any delicious Boston accent yet. Boston accents yet, but I'm keeping to hear it in the accent and yes, I've only been back here for a day so I haven't heard any delicious Boston accent yet. Boston accents yet, but I'm keeping a near out. I'm keeping my ear to the ground. Yeah, let us know. I just got back from Florida and I also did not hear any Florida accents

because I don't really know what that sounds like. And I just got back from London and I heard a woman say, Tutankhamoon. Tutankhamoon. Adel, that is really exceptional. I'm really happy for you that the happening. In my head I hear it is like putt and golds over. Putt and golden rainbows and Tuton Camoon.

Tuton Camoon. Okay, I'm gonna send it to each other 500 times since. Roused by yet a touch. You spin me around, round, baby. Oh, this is wrong. we'll get things cooking record Okay, it is not a record that is spinning around things cooking. Oh, is it like a pizza oven? You're so close with pizza oven. It is a microwave. Oh nice Okay, I do want to see a scene at all you are the proprietor of a spinning pizza oven restaurant.

So you have a spinning pizza oven, your restaurant, Aaron, you are going to be a customer ordering a spinning pizza. Hey, welcome to DJ Pies. I'm on the ones and twos today. What can I get from you from the menu above? Sorry, I'm a little starving. Come back from the bars looking for a slice of pizza. What do you recommend?

We do have our mozzarella and fig. We also have a very nice pomegranate and gelato. And I also recommend our three cheese. Well, you'll never guess what cheese is. Uh-oh, what are the cheeses? String. Okay, you know what, I just want the simplest, just run in the mill, boring pizza, just greasy pizza.

Okay, I can butter some pizza dough for you and serve, it's just kind of like bread. Can I talk to your manager? Okay, just one second, turns turns around puts on a mustache. Hello. Hey, how can I help you out? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha It's telling me that. I have my reason. It's his break. It's his break. He's on break. He's a lot of you to do that. Oh great. I just want a boring regular pizza.

Not three cheese where the cheese is. Is just string cheese. I'm sorry. What? The cheese is string cheese? No, he just listed a bunch of weird pizza flavors. And I just want a normal pizza that isn't spinning. Is that true?

Did you? Is that true? I'm Did you, is that true? Did you, I'm so sorry, ma'am. We're supposed to be selling normal pizzas. Are you trying to sell people weird pizza flavors? Yeah. What, what were some of the flavors that you said that you would sell this person? Three cheese and the cheeses were.

String. Yeah, actually that sounds pretty good. Huh, you went beyond to something. String cheese or is it strings? Uh-huh Mr. Domoante I'm trying to get some more goat milk for the goat cheese, but the goat's asking for you. No, no, no, no See Everyone out of the pizza restaurant the scene's over everybody out everybody out

Monte, please nope everybody out the scene. Turns around, rips off a mustache. No, bad if I do. Go, go, mind if I do. Go mind if I do. Okay, so Tim also sit in some other riddles, again, with a wax seal, very, very cool. Tim, up and beyond. Up and beyond, now, here we go.

These riddles, this is like another type of game. Now, here we go. These riddles, this is like another type of game. It says, dear best host plus other hosts. So very smart, very smart to do that, Tim. It says, I've devised you to another type of riddle. These are called diet, palindromes. Unlike true palindromes, these aren't the same word backwards and forwards, but different words.

You must use the given clues that describe both words to decipher the answer. So there is an example, okay? So the example is best damn cookware ever, and the answer is top pot. So those two words together make a palindrome, top pot, same as backwards and forwards, but it's like, it's gonna be, the clues are gonna give you two words, and those two words are gonna combine to be a paladrum. Does that make sense? Yes.

Sort of. Okay. So we'll try this first one. The first one is battle sashimi, battle sashimi. Raw war or raw. That is raw war. Yeah, what kind of myth? Mr. I, sort of, sort of sort of he says and he fucking nails it.

First one out of the gate. My brain is made for word play. I could I could not understand what's going on in still thought. Please. Okay, here we go. That's true. Here we go. The the next one you have is oh, yeah, genetics.

Oh, yeah. Cool. Remember. Remember. Cool. It's DNA. That's. what he has in his body is cool lady So it was oh yeah DNA. Oh yeah, and you need the cool aid man pee out cool later. He's not his blood That's his blood dear Oh, honey, that's his blood. Oh sweetie. That's his blood, dear. Oh, honey, that's his blood. Oh, sweetie, that's his organs in blood.

Well, but I'm confused because do you think that's the way is the other application that that's his P that he's just full of P? I don't know. But if I loved him, I'd be worried all the time. I'd be like, it's going to spill out. The other- The other terrible thing that ponder is, what if he doesn't need any of that? What if all that that said, it was not part of it, but it was just liquid.

Okay, I do wanna see a scene. Come on. Aaron, you're a last man. Aaron, you are the Coolid Man. JPC, you are on a date with the cool aid man And you have some questions that nobody has ever thought to ask before So how many siblings do you have? I have two I've an older brother and a younger brother. Oh, yeah

Yeah, do you have siblings? Yeah, I got a couple siblings. Hey, I'm having a great time. Oh, me too. I think this date is going super well. I feel like I would like normally, I would like do this whole work tomorrow, like I kind of get to know you and like your family and your history. But I have so many questions, and I don't know that I'm ever going to get an opportunity like this again,

so I'm just going to, I'm just going to shoot shift from the hip how would I go about fingering you? Whoa, we're at a public restaurant. Yeah, I know I know and I'm you know I get again I said Coolie made us never gonna swipe right then I got this wipe right I Said cool that that man is never gonna agree to go out. I got the I got the agree to go out Now I'm thinking like fuck I might be invincible I got to ask these questions while I can and I just I want to finger you so I'm wondering thank you for buying me some time You know when you're thinking about jumping in a pool and you leaned out and you test the water Yes, with your hand to see if you want to jump in

Yes, with your hand to see if you want to come in The liquid inside of you is it part of you and if the answer is yes blood pissed Cub Bile oh It's like it's his life juice. It's his life juice. I do you have to give this one. Oh yeah genetics Adel you got the second half of it. Oh, it's is it oh the It's his life juice. I did have to get this one. Oh yeah, genetics. Adel, you got the second half of it. It's, is it, oh, the second, I was gonna say genes and then whatever genes is backwards, say, Nigg.

The second half is DNA. Yes. DNA, gene. And DNA. And DNA. And DNA. Yes, oh yeah. It is and DNA.

Here's your next one. Should have been, yeah. Lift handle for festivity. And yes, oh yeah, it is and DNA here's your next one. Yeah, lift handle For festivity lift handle for festivity party Lift handle Antel for festivity. It's not party Christmas Aaron. I I want to say you'd fundamentally don't understand the game If you do no, no, no, I'm saying what is the second half like festivity is it party or Christmas? No, no

Lift handle is not party lift handle open No, I think if you get lift handle it might make the other wants obviously gonna make the other one much easier Because no Paul Flip one much easier because no. Uh, pull, uh, flip, um, push. What is a handle that you would like lift up or like lift down? What would that be called? A car.

A door. A door. It's not a door. Yeah. Yes. A lever. A lever. A lever.

A lever. A lever. A lever. A lever. A lever. A lever. A lever. A lever. A lever. Lab boy red yellow revel leather. Red leather revel leather. It is revel lever. Okay, here we are. Here's another one. I want to see a scene actually.

Um, you two are in a board room and you are the writers, the big, the, you're from a big tongue twisters. Uh, you're the CEOs of big tongue twisters and you're trying to come up with new tongue twisters for people to use. Oh, this is tough being from B to T's this is I thought this would be quick work, but I am stuck look we are the CEOs yes of some of the best tongue Twister companies in the entire world. It's only 11.15. I think we can knock this out before lunch. I know it's tough, but if anyone can do it, it's the two of us. Yes, and I have to say, me being the newest CEO

and receiving that job from C3PO, from his PO box was such an honor. C3PO's PO box CEO. Now that's, okay, that's nothing, that's not- I'm- To it, okay. Alchemist. Oh no, I'm like gotta just-

I just got a text message. Oh, this is- This is the word, well- I think we can- Oh my god, this is a day ruiner. Dog, what happened? I think we can do the rest of the meeting but I just gotta text that my mistress pissed on a Christmas dish. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Hey, congratulations. I know that Nesah has been looking at Albatross on your neck for forever. Yeah, thank God that's gone. Anyway, back to tongue twister.

We have to get back to it. You know what? It's almost lunch. Should we just order lunch? Oh yeah, I think I want a... Fatty, crabby patty. Probably a woman named Abby. Oh man, that sounds delicious. I think that, well, God, to put it, to put a name to what I'm craving, God, it's a hot day, but I have a cool treat.

Maybe Willie could get me some chili chili for my little Billy. Oh, yeah, your little Billy gets pretty hungry in the afternoon. I think I'd like a milkshake silk snake Have you had those the silk snake milkshakes? I have had them and they're not as good as you think they would be Yeah, if you haven't had one I don't want to ruin it for you, but maybe order it But maybe not like have that be your main. Yeah, that's makes sense. That makes it. Mm-hmm Speaking of mains maybe for the main some sort sort of blimp, blampy, shrimp, scampy. Peter, I'm so happy I've come to that scene.

What ride to the shrimp, scampy? Oh, no. Okay, here we go. Here's another one for you. This is Zesty Insect Flavor. Zesty Insect Flavor. Lemon. Zesty Insect Flavor. Zesty Insect Flavor. Bug.

I think, I mean, obviously, I think the easiest one to get might be lime. So, Zesty. Zesty's gonna be like lime. Zitris lime. Lemon. Orange going to be like lime lemon. You're looking for like zesty flavor is one and then insect is the other and it's a specific kind of insect that you're looking for. Is it like spicy? No it's zesty. Yeah, zesty is usually citrus. Like a citrus. If you ate something with a Zesty flavor, you'd say that it has this quality, I would say.

It's not like... Sour. No, not sour. It has a zing, it has a pizzazz, it has a... Oh, so close. It's your dancing around it. It's all there. Moxie.

Zing, zio, zio. It's best. It's not, okay, you said zing. Zing is a four letter word and you have two of the letters correct. It's the last two. You have the last two correct. Oh. A being a bring a... I think that this is also something.

Bang. I, I, I, now you have three letters correct. The last three I think it is 10 that thing that thing it is that thing I'm very I just say unforgettable that Thank all Yes, you can say that thank all and no one can get mad at that Legally there's nothing yeah, wait five. I send an email Legally, there's nothing yeah, wait five time send an email

He said that tank call it's almost Christmas and there's nothing you can do about it All right, here we go. Here's the next one cozy cookery cozy Cookery is it a napkin warm Addle it's a nap pen. I'm I didn't get any of them. Can we take a break? Can we go on our break, please? Aaron, we took it hours ago. I'm back at my parents house that I'm immediately regressing. I'm like, I want to make me a sandwich and give me a wink at all. I live to bring food and I want to win every game.

We'll do one more. We'll do one more and we'll save the rest for later. So this is your last one. Okay, Aaron, this is your last one, okay, Aaron. This is your, Aaron, this is your chance to really win big here, okay? I'll bite my tongue, I'll bite my tongue. Adam will bite my tongue if you win. Is this?

I'll say it. I actually kind of like it, Zeus. Here we go. This one is, right, yeah, yeah. A blood lover's go to move. A blood lover lovers go to move a blood lovers go to move vampire mosquito sucker vampire mosquito sucker now that's an idea for a product it is not vampire mosquito sucker or bite it is a blood lovers go to move. That'll I need help.

I think something shorter like a tick or a bed bug or a... I think you're, I think you will get there. I might bite. That's very close, Aaron, but it's not correct. If you start thinking of what are like blood suckers, blood lovers, what are some... Bleaches.

Okay, no, not leeches, but you're on the right track piranhas Vampires not vampires. I guess is closest with that bat bat tab It is bat, but it is pluralized so it is that tab that It is that's stab It is that's stab but I do want to I do want to see a quick scene

Erad this is a commercial you are going to be shooting commercial I mean you're going to this is a commercial for a new type of baseball bat called a bats stab Hey, do you want to be the least favorite the home on the block? Do you want an ambulance almost always outside of your house? What about a baseball bat that you can also stab your friends with when they don't let you win the game? Hi, I'm Donnie Troubles and I created stab bat. The baseball bat, that's also a sword. If you don't believe and trust me, hear my my sons tell him how much you love the stab bat boys

boys Yeah, dad. Hi, I'm little Mikey troubles and I say this I think was that it and I think the stab bat is the perfect way to Ward off home intruders That is the perfect way to ward off home intruders. Pies cooling on the windowsill. Pop flies in softball practice and other. But don't take it from me, take it from my little brother. Hi, I'm Tommy Troublesbushard. I took my mom's day as a hyphen and after my parents split up.

And by no, come egg grams. You buy my mom. Let me live with mom. Let me live with mom. That's that's that scene. That bet. Oh, those are stab bats. And those are are what are these called? These are called the reverse diet paladrums.

These are our diet paladrums. And there will be more diet paladrums. These are our diet paladrums. And there will be more diet paladrums at a later date. Thank you so much. Tim from East Nashville. And that brings us to one of my favorite segments on the show. And that's a segment where we like to like plug something like kind of like fucking like plug some stuff that we're like fucking doing. So Aaron, do you have anything that you would like to plug? I would like to plug sitcom D&D. We're coming to the end of season two. I think it's really great.

We have so many fun guests in the end of the season is great. So check out sitcom D&D wherever you find podcasts. Addle from Chicago, right? Yeah. Addle from Chicago. Come on now. Anything to plug? Yes. I was recently the guest on two podcasts you should check out the weekly cool down podcast and two bandits watching Bluey where I talk about my favorite episode of Bluey. Also, I'll have to listen. It involves space. I'll tell you that. Also, very, very important. I think this is maybe our first announcement. We'll have to wait and see. But I have a few upcoming live shows, including one Hey Ritter Rittle live show.

That's going to be Sunday, January 22nd. We will be in San Francisco for San Francisco Sketchfest at 4 p.m. Pacific time. And we will have our fourth host with us, little Janet Varney. Sorry, Janet Morph, my apologies. Also for Sketchfest, San Francisco Sketchfest, the day before Saturday, January 21st, hello from the Magic Tavern is doing a show at 4pm Pacific time. And later this year, not, those are both next year, but later this year, December 17th, a Saturday at Taliah Hall in Chicago, Magic Tavern will be doing a live show as well. If you want tickets for the San Francisco sketchfest shows,

go to sfsketchfest.com to buy tickets. JPC anything you want to plug? I will plug the return of world news tonight at the IO theater. I think I'll be there like almost every week that we're open in December. So every Saturday night at 8 p.m. You can go to IO Chicagoicago.com if you want to get some tickets to that. And of course, seating my plug time to read a five star review. If you want to get a five star review featured on the show, just go to Apple iTunes

wherever you leave reviews. Give us a five star review and you could be next to be featured on the show. This one is from Benjamin. This show saved my marriage hanging on by a thread. Our love was all but left for dead. Till Adel, John, and Aaron Keefe performed improv to our relief. The riddles flew bad and good, two talks of our sweet childhood. Finally, this union has a chance at life's greatest riddle. True romance. This is obviously fake, the five stars are definitely real though. How the heck could improv comedy fix this smoldering hospital fire?

Just hoping JPC is don't contractually obligated to read five star reviews love the show PS my wife and I are fine can't have a bad marriage if you don't have one JK though I'm happily married what a train ride what a ride we all took Benjamin I hope you and what I could only assume is your fake wife are doing very well. Amen Aaron I found here we do have one more diet palindrome. It is a large planet dessert. Stupid bones? Boats?

Boats? Boats forever. Well, is it? Pie? You're stupider, two scupoders. What is it? Hi? You stupider two scupitors! What is it? Hi! Sorry, I'm guaranteed.

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