Hey Riddle Riddle - #230: Overworked Pudding

Episode Date: December 14, 2022

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This is a head gum podcast. Recording a podcast with my friends. It's not this one. It's a different podcast. Aaron coming up with a weird energy. You know, no, my energy is totally normal. I didn't hit my head on the stairs yesterday. I'm good. I'm good. I'm normal. I'm cool. I Got a mental image of Aaron walking up the stairs like head first

Out He stood on a block of ice. He pulled the typical fish. It was the cabin of an airplane. He sat in with the lights and played. And the horse didn't ride it. He didn't ride it. He didn't ride it. He didn't ride it. He didn't ride it.

He didn't ride it. He didn't ride it. He didn't ride it. He didn't ride it. He didn't ride it. He didn't ride it. He didn't ride it. Hey, Adel JPC, I'm doing this crossword and four down is five letters. Jesus. I'm out. A puzzle or a question that is meant to stump you, but also delight you. What could that be?

I mean, Jesus is the original crossword. And I guess I'm out. E and S, U, S, five letters. I mean six letters. It's six letters. Oh, well, that's a huge difference. Yeah, that's a huge difference. Yeah.

Jesus is. The difference between five and six, percentage wise, that's like a 20% increase and a difference between five and six time wise. I think it's like an hour Yeah, that's like an hour that which is how many minutes? So you guys don't know I feel like you sort of start spinning your wheels when you don't know the answer to my question No, that's because I had my Emergency break on and I tried to break someone into stop sign.

And I ruined my car, Aaron, Aaron, one more time, six letters down. And what was the clue? It's a question that is a puzzle that's meant to stump you but also delight you. Do we know any of the letters? It begins with an R. Ready.

No, some of those letters work. I'm sorry, Aaron. I'm so distracted right now. What are you doing, Adel? Can we just use our normal voices? No, I'm, I have a lot of eyes and ears on me right now to do a nighttime drive radio. And so I'm trying to really get in the pocket.

I feel like, I feel like, you know, Adel, he's known on the show for playing these big characters, but I feel like he comes out with this huge new character quiet Adel and we're all supposed to just not fucking say anything about it. I wouldn't tell you that. Adel, JPC, I'm looking at my clipboard. And yep, this is technically bullying.

This counts as bullying, you're bullying your friend because he lost his voice hold on why aren't you the first place trophy for bullying? I can't get another Another video to be more Aaron can you look up is it bullying if I love it? Nope, it's kink the kink what sorry. Let me just zip. It's me, Dr. Camillion. Adel, you don't need to do this. I don't hold on. Please, I can get through. I think it's me. Dr. Camillion. Why does it sound like Dr. Camo Mio? We're giving Adel a hard time because he lost his voice because he wasn't used to yelling. We'll speak in case he's laughing too.

So wrong. And Aaron, we'll get to the answer for your crossword in a minute. Speaking of camel meals, what do camels eat? A candy sand. Is it, it's, they, they hold on. They eat their own spit. Huh? We'll buy it.

She didn't say their own. She never said their own. So when they do that to us at zoos or at fares, they're trying to feed us. That's like they's burning it. They're helping us and we take that as like in Aladdin, that's a warning, but they're trying to feed you. They're trying to, it's like welcoming. I can't, if Aladdin's wrong, then I don't know how I've been living my life because I've been using that as a blueprint for just how I exist. I camel spitting on you as like a friend tossing you a burger. And wels had a dirt toss to the stomp after a jump crazy.

I was like thinking about if I've ever had that happen before. Nope. Aaron Owls said, Ritty, and you said some of those letters works. Can we know which letters work? The answer is riddle. It's riddle is the. So almost all of it. I guess like, yeah, almost all of them near. Yeah, it's the eye for an L

But also sometimes eyes and elves can look really similar, especially if you're doing like lowercase uppercase kind of that confusion Can I ask you guys a question? Uh-oh. I wish you would. Yeah, please. So I looked up the definition for riddle and it's super confusing if you had to define the word riddle How would you define it? Okay, now I'm interested to see if the definition you looked up is a riddle itself. I would say a riddle is a challenging question that is to be solved based off context clues and and old and old-timey specifics. And I will say a little tricky poem told by your uncle who has recently had a very messy divorce.

I like that. I think that's, that's gotta be it. That's, that's gotta be close. I gotta have hit some of the words that. And the messy divorce in the corn family is when they scream and knock over the orange shoes. My baby. Oh, brother. and the Missed Divorce and the Cohen family is when they scream and knock over the orange juice. My baby. Oh, brother.

I mean, that's what it says. Now, I looked at the Miriam Webster definition, and this one's pretty good. A mystifying, misleading, or puzzling question posed as a problem to be solved or guessed. And the synonyms at lists are conundrum or enigma, which I don't think totally work. I don't think conundrum is the same as,

enigma is pretty close. A lot of alliteration in their description, and I'll also say, Miriam and Webster, they were fucking right. Were they? Oh, yeah. We have the same person. Oh yeah.

I think you know, even Webster were fucking, I think Lewis and Clark were fucking, I think Rand and McNally were fucking. Thank you Casey. Thank you Casey. I can't do it myself so I need a little assistance. Well, you know, when you were defining that or you were doing that Miriam Webster definition Aaron you said the word like puzzling and I was like what word are we defining? Are we not defining puzzle? But of course it was it. It's riddle uses the word puzzling to define it, which I think is pretty on brand.

Miriam Webster is I think one person. Which means they were definitely having sex with themselves. We all do, right? High five. They might have been soulmates, but they might have figuratively been one person. Now they were in a fucked up code dependent relationship where you were like, I think the new black panther was too long and they're both we actually really liked it. We're like, okay, hold down.

Okay, okay. Yeah, it's actually five. It's fine. We're all allowed to not like or like whatever. The Miriam Doth protest too much. like or like whatever. The Miriam Doth protest too much. Oh. Um, I'm done googling for the episode. So I'm not your go to gal anymore when you need your answer solved. Don't come looking at me, Aaron. Aaron, I'm glad you're done googling because you start off the show being so lookuacious.

Wow. Aaron's back on the keyboard. I'm not. I'm, I'm, I'm resisting. I'm resisting. I'm resisting. I'm resisting. Speaking of Aaron, because you declared that in such a way that I have to ask in like school, were you a people copy my homework or I copy other people's homework?

Or were you just like, I buckle down, do my own work and nobody shares. Definitely not that. Okay, of course. Definitely, I would say a mutual beneficial, I was 50% copying homework, 50% having people copy mine, but I wouldn't say that I did that a lot, especially in high school, I don't think I did that that much, but yeah, I was definitely, I mean, I'm a man of the people. Okay. I'm not going to pretend that I'm better than all y'all. No, I definitely did that. JPC, Edel, what about you? We're either re-nerds. One time in my whole life, this was in sixth grade in the

Ponsan Illinois, go Bobcats. I let someone else copy off my paper and they said that they were going to, they were like, I'll give you like $2 or whatever it was. And I was like, I don't care. And so they copied it. We got caught. And I, and wow, the sense of the principal's office and the principal was like, because I was like a very goody T-shoes student, the principal was like, out of everyone, I everyone. I am shocked and disgusted. It was you, Adel. And like dress me down so bad that for the rest of my life, I was like, never get, never get what I do this.

I feel. Wow. But it was a bullying work, don't that? That's it. It was life, JJ. It was like, again, it was nothing I had done before, but it was like the one time I do it, of course I get caught. Yeah.

And I was just trying to help somebody out. And then of course, and it was nothing I had done before, but it was like the one time I do it, of course I get caught. Yeah. And I was just trying to help somebody out, and then of course, and it was just awful experience. People always say, the one time I did it, of course I got caught. And to me, yeah, that makes sense, because if you're doing something for the first time, you're probably not gonna be great at it.

Like I copied homework, I lied, she didn't steal it all the time and I never got caught. And it's because I put in the hours like I was practiced. I was. It's so funny that at the end of the day, you're still working hard, but you're willing to work hard,

but not. And there was. And senior year of high school, there's a good name Laura. And I, and we were friends, but I would copy her work. And everyone, I think we had like three classes that I would copy her work in. And eventually she's like, stop. I'm not going to let you do it anymore. And I was like, that's totally fair. classes that I would copy her work in and eventually she's was like stop I'm not gonna let you do it anymore. I was like that's totally fair and then I would just

steal it out of her backpack. No you wouldn't. Of course I would. Yeah because I was like I'm not gonna do this. We had like a class together where she would like put her backpack down and I would just like grab the Okin worksheet and copy it and then you know put it back in her backpack. TN Sport? You are a rascal. I will also say that it was a very cool experience because in college my older brother and I had some crossover because we went to the same college but he's three years older than me but he took a year off in between so we had like we were trying to look at our schedules and we're like is there any class that we can like take together and that we both needed a math credit, we were both really bad at math. So we both took the same math class in college and Jesse used to do his homework and I would copy his homework all like before every class I would copy his

homework. I never did my homework in that class. And if he didn't do his homework, if he like didn't do whatever it was, then neither one of us did it. So it's like, it was very obvious that it was very obvious. And we kind of look similar, but he's my half brother. So we don't really look alike, but we sat together, but either way, never did my homework in that class. And we always had to go to a computer lab

to take our tests on computers. And I got a much better grade in that class that he did. And he was so mad about it. He was like, how do you get A's on tests when you don't do homework? And I told him I was like the exact same thing. I was like, Jesse, I haven't done homework my entire life.

It's not, it doesn't work for me anymore. I've already, I've already skipped that step. I'm not gonna start now. I'm not gonna start building these weird habits. It would have almost at the finish line. Work, shady, hard work. Weird habits. You call doing homework a weird habit.

It truly is a weird habit. Well, honestly, a lot of homework is kind of bullshit. When I worked a job, if they were like, hey, we want you to stay late or take your work home with you and do that, I'd be like, fuck you. No fucking way. Homework stops at school. If you're still doing homework and you're an adult,

I gotta say, you need to be like stealing like toilet paper from your work or something. You gotta be compensated yourself. You take it into your own hands. Yeah, amen. Amen. Nobody asked, but I'm fostering puppies right now, so. Oh, yes, they're so cute.

I have to say that officially on the podcast because they are right next to me in this room right next to me and they are. Both like very sleepy and tired and they'll just be quiet for a while and then they'll be as loud as a fucking stampede so that will that may come on they may come on at some point during the podcast recording. The net. Are they as cute as they seem because they seem so sorry, Aaron, you just walked right over Adel, he was saying something and his poor little voice. Adel can be. Some floors yours. Is it okay if the floor is lava? Is it okay if I see their names on air?

Yeah. Now, that's absolutely okay if you say their names on air. Okay, from what I understand they were adopted as the breakfast club and their names are I'm testing myself to I think I homework I think Okay, Sheila Kiles, you got one blueberry pancakes. That's an uh yeah And I want to say, Huebles Rancheros? Oh, I wish. I wish that they had just given the very like all Hispanic names. No, the blueberry pancakes are, is it?

Is that right? Yeah, I won't go get Mexican breakfast without getting some blueberry pancakes. No, the third one's name is eggs have been a dick. And they were, they were like, I think they were called the brunch bunch because there was five of them. And we took three

We are fostering three Aaron. Yes, they are very cute, but they are Little fucking monsters. They They've eaten the they've eaten the molding like the crown molding on my wall So they just chew on the walls. That's fun. They can climb anything. So there's nothing that they can't do. Oh, no, really? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. It's fine. We've made to do with it.

And they're their latest little escape, which we just love, is that they will go outside into the yard and just eat mulch. Mulch and dirt. They'll just eat mulch and dirt. And then they have to poop later. And what, and then they're like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm pooping mulch,

I'm pooping mulch. And I'm like, yeah, dumbass. And you keep eating it. How do you look at, think you just pooped? And it's like sharp wood. And then think like, you know what, I can really go for something right now? A little bit more.

A little bit more sharp wood. I watched one of them today. Poop, just a piece of wood. Like, no, there was, there was no poop on it. They just pooped a piece of wood. Like no, there was no poop on it. They just pooped a piece of wood out of their butt and I go, what on earth would, if that happened to me, I'd be like, I'm never eating, I'm never eating mulch again.

It's so simple. I'm never eating mulch again. How pisses spaghetti on a scale of one to 10? You know what, she actually has been very, very sweet with him. I think that she knows that they're dumb little babies and they don't know anything. And when they play, she can fit one of their heads in her mouth, like their entire head at her mouth.

So when they play, she just kind of like puts their head at her mouth and just kind of twists them. It just like knocks them down and it's very funny. That's a fun game. and just kind of twists them. It just like knocks them down and it's very funny. What's a fun game? But yeah, but I also, I haven't slept in a week and let's do this.

We have any conendrums or enigmas today. Oh, I forgot I'm hosting. I don't use what a boy's thing. It's not so cute. I don't mean to talk down to you or be insulting. No, I take it. It's not, again or be insulting. No, I take it. It's not, again, it's not bullying if I like it. But that's absolutely true.

That's very sweet of you and thank you. Doesn't he, shouldn't he just be like a little woodland creature in a, in a, a big tree that's hollowed out in the his little blanket in there? Come on guys, can you even take it? Where are you traveling? Would you like some mixed berries for my tree? Guys, can you even take it? Where are you traveling? Would you like some mixed berries for my free? This is exactly what you're gonna sound like when you're a grandpa owl. My name is Dan. When you're a grandpa owl.

My name is Dan Advantage and I'm offering you some fruits of the forest. My name is Dan Advantage and I'm offering you some fruits of the forest. It's so cute. All right, we do have some riddles. We do have some riddles. If you will remember these from air, it doesn't like these. Oh, that's air and pooping mulch out of her mouth. Air and you would be eating your words because you actually did like these a lot. We played we played about half of these the last time I hosted an episode. These are more diet palindrome riddles, diet palindrome riddles. So the way that these work is it's a, the word spells, whatever the word is, the next word is the same word backwards.

That made sense. You understand what this is. So your first clue is, cabana music on repeat. Cabana music on repeat Kavanaugh music on repeat Kavanaugh music on repeat so Kavanaugh music makes me think like yacht rock. Yeah, so fall This one I think this one is tricky. I think that they said the word Kavanaugh because they didn't want to say the word That is in the riddle so that that makes sense Hmm. I think the on repeat thing is gonna be the easier one to get.

On-repeat. Replay? No, not replay, not shuffle. This is the word that I would say, like I'm listening to this song, but I wouldn't say on-repeat. Adnazium. Right?

Right. Play. Aaron's Google League, Aaron's Google League. Play. repeat. Ad nauseam. Aaron's Google League. Aaron's Google League. No, it's not it's not play. It's not play. Moby. It's not Moby. But that makes sense. Like a Moby. Remember that? Did you guys own that album? Those songs were in every commercial. I never I never listened to Moby. I was never a Moby guy. I was like familiar with him through you know pop culture osmosis, but never owned a Moby album. What a weird time in history. So, Cabana music, but they don't use the real word.

So, Cabana makes me think like, new chill. Where would you find a Cabana, I guess is a beach. A beach. Yes, but where else? A beach is closed. Vacation. Vacation. Yes, I mean, beach. Yes, but where else? A beach is closed. Vacation. Vacation. Yes, I mean beach.

On a beach was closed. On a island. At a resort. What would it be? At a resort? Yeah, you'd also find this thing at a resort. Where's the command of next to? Pool.

Maybe. Pool. Pool. Yes. Oh, pool and loop. Pool and loop. Pool hand loop. One of my favorite movies. It is pull. And loop. Pull hand loop.

One of my favorite movies. Big cinema buff. Love pulling loop. Yeah. So many likes. So many. Okay, here, that was, look, we started in the middle of these

and you guys weren't warmed up at all. That's on me. So that's your warm up. And now we're really giving, like, hit these. We all understand what's going on. So this is, okay okay exist as an asshole To exist as an asshole To exist as an asshole

Yeah, and I was I'll say not literally Evil live air and just fucking nailed it with evil live Evil live air and just fucking nailed it with evil live Nice one. I live evil Aaron evil. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Wow Aaron Is that what's your smart and pretty? Oh? Okay, oh, I like this one. This clue is wilting farts. Wilting farts. That's one just an amazing phrase. Get out of my face, you fucking wilting fart. That's not like something that Kato would say to a sister. That sounds like something that would be like in a movie

and you'd be like, no one says wilting fart. Jessica, did you drink my squeezing? You fucking wilting fart? I love you adding fucking. So it's like you just don't know the other guts. It's so bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wilting fart.

So we just did a take of like five minutes on Michael Sarah. Just spin through more, spin through more, spin through more. We'll two backwards is two, so it can't be that. Yeah. You think fart, a puff, a pflatulence. This is what we'll do. Wilting, yeah, I, this is hard. This is wilting farts. I would say maybe just go singular. Wilting fart.

Wilting fart. I would say wilting fart is better. This changes everything. I don't know that it does, but. I want to do because I'm not, I don't, I don nowhere near the answer. Uh, Wilton fart. Okay. Aaron, what are some of those? I don't know. Farts. I'm like, stuck on, I'm like, I cannot think of the word for a wilting. Well, okay, yeah, let's go go with fart. I think fart might be the

obviously for you guys. Farts are probably going to be the easier and trick point. Thank you. Just go with what you're more familiar with, I would say. All right, so what are some other ways that people would say fart? Yeah, past gas. Okay. Sad gas. Saga gas.

Well, hold on. I do want to see a scene. Oh, I love this. No, no, I'm begging you. So Aaron, since you were reluctant to do the scene, we'll have JPC play a fart. Thank you. You're a fart that's new to Tinseltown. You have two credits to your name, but you're not quite SAG. You're not in the screen actor's guild. So you are, you're at an audition, you're doing an audition, you don't want to do to get a role to try and get that third credit and get into sag. And Aaron, you are the producer

director. All right, come on in and state your name and tell us if you're willing to shave. And show us your hands. Whenever you're ready. I am Kurt Fart. I am willing to shave, but I gotta say, I don't grow a beard, so it's not gonna be a problem. And I can't really show you my hands, because this is just me. I'm just kind of all of this. And I'm really excited about this.

I'm really excited about this. Thank you so much for the opportunity. Thank you, legally, sorry, I'm one of the auditors. I have to just legally announce, I'm sorry for laughing. It was not at your name. It was something I remembered from this morning. And his dad is a producer and that's why he is here. That makes it seem like a mirror max. He's done this every time.

Yep. So just make the character your own and Clyde, if you could just... Oop, just enjoy the character your own and Clyde if you could just... Oop, just enjoy the kitchen. Okay. Man, I wish Purina made dog food that people could eat too. And I know the FDA has these health regulations that says that most dog food is unprocessed raw protein, not suitable for human consumption. But wait a second, what's this? Purina pro plus human formula?

Wait, it's not just, it's not humans in the formula. Let's be clear about that. I'm sorry, can I take that part together? You told me I really had to hit that copy and that copy for me. Yeah, please, please. Hey, Gail. Isn't, didn't he say FDR wrong?

Yeah, man, am I, do I have the green light to give notes? No, never. Okay, he said FDA, who's FDA? I think I'm ready for Pro, Pro, to arena Pro plus human formula. Pro, peanut. Oh my god Propecia nope god damn it. Damn it come on Kurt Farts. Come on see

Come on Kurt Farts. I thought he was doing really well by the way by the way. I think I think I think her first would have nailed it. Yeah, I think you got the part the part of the guy doing the human dog commercial The first one annealed it. Yeah, I think he got the part. The part of the guy doing the human dog food commercial. I really do that sad card. Okay, here's your next one. You ready for this one? It doesn't matter. I'm gonna say it anyway.

This one is emotional terror. Emotional terror. Love evil. Ha ha. Wow, love isn't evil backwards. It's not, there's not blood in the fucking mind. Gary, um, heart, uh. love is an evil backwards is not is not a book of fucking mind scary um heart uh what was the what were the words again to see the

him emotional terror scary heart I think works emotional everybody's very hard it's not sad right um emotional terror scared scared eager scare it's not scare scary raid no it's not scary JPC it's a JPC emotional terror okay yeah my feelings did that hurt my feelings? Let me search for feelings Is it Tom Jones's freaking sex bomb? Yeah, anything can I hear my heartbeat? Interesting. Well, let's just go in Found my own a bituary this

What's what could this be? What's going on here? Emotional terror. What would you do if you did, have you like, you just googled your name one day? Like, we all do, come on, let's be honest. We're all googled, we're all googled with you googling our own name. And you found that obituary for like your name, but it was very clearly not used.

I can out-a-refie that died like, you know, in the 1800s or something. But the old bitch you were gold prospectors named after the old bitch you were. It was like eerily similar to like your life. Well, I'd get. Oh. Ghost. A ghost. Uh, go over my microphone. It's real. It's real, it's real. I'm going to be scared. 100%. That's not me, that's Casey. I feel like Casey, you're Ursula in Little Mermaid and you've stolen our voices.

Wow, cool. And you are going on a date with a guy using our voices. He's typing. Oh, he's typing. A hot and eight legs accurate. Fair enough. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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at home laying in bed, just crying and I have to work forward with red thread. It would, I mean, that would be the rest of my life would be me falling down that rabbit hole. Are there libraries that are open that late? In movies there are. What, it's just movies though, right? Is that fucked?

Like, libraries close at like six, right? Movies in college campuses. You okay, college campuses. Oh yeah, good point. I wouldn't pull that thread. I would see that John Patrick Cohen, I would say, well, that's going to investigate this, going to try to live the rest of my life. I do want to, I do want to see a scene. Aaron, you are just a person going about their

life and you have stumbled upon an obituary for a week from now of you dying and you are confronting the newspaper Journalist who wrote the arbitrary I Assume journalists write a video yeah, it's mostly journalists that they do it they go investigate it They investigate a person's but they don't talk to like the family or whatever. I won a a P body award for my obituaries I won a Peabody Award for my obituors. I'm walking into this room so carefully. I'm wearing a bunch of pillows around me and a helmet.

Okay. Hey, hey, hey. Am I? Am I? Hello? Excuse me. Yeah. Hi. I'm sorry.

Are you? Are you? I'm sorry. You lost. You just wanted to say this is a newsroom. Yes, are you David bibit the obituary writer? I'm sorry this happened so much When it's printed like that people always think my first name is David and my last name is bibits my name is bibits David Well, hi, mr. David. Um, can I ask you quick cue?

Yeah sure I pulled up shield. I Was perusing your fine paper yesterday and I noticed I stumbled across a little funny typo. I think it must be a typo I saw my obituary Supposed to die six days from today. That was a mistype misspeak you one of these So sorry. Yeah, this Six days from today, that was a mistype misspeak. You're one of these. So sorry, yeah, this happens. Do you want to sit down? Would you mind sitting down? I'm scared I'll sit on the chair

and it will break and I'll die. Yeah, well, the reason that you don't want to sit down is that you can't sit down. Have you seen the movie The Six Sense? Mm, I'm about to blow it for you anyway. I'm about to blow it for you anyway. I'm about to blow it for you anyway. You know where, if you would see it, by the way, this is not a test.

You have to be embarrassed. If you'd seen it, you'd know where I'm going. So. No, but it came out so long ago, and I feel like you should have seen it by now. It's totally fine. I can do this without spoiling that movie. If you had seen that movie,

you would get exactly what it is that we're talking about right now. I'm do this without spoiling that movie. If you had see that movie, you would get exactly what it is that we're talking about right now. Bruce Springsteen's dead. In it, right? It's so close, but it doesn't matter because what's going on right now is that you are dead. And that- No. Yeah, and so I have this thing where I can talk to ghosts, and it's what makes me such a crack Obituary writer nobody's better than bibbits. That's what they say They were saying nobody's better than David But it doesn't have the ring of nobody's better than bibbits, you know

Can you hold on one second? I'm just gonna test this and see if your secretary can see me. Uh you who? Hi. Hi. How are you? Uh, you who? Hi. Hi. How are you? I just Face up to the microphone. It almost did it. It almost made me not a coach. Oh, sorry. I'm the secretary, but I'm ice cold Oh see your secretary can hear me your secretary can hear me you're lying. I'm sorry I'm ice cold and then I'm dead I rose from the slab yes so i most you see most most reporters who don't have a secretary uh... i the only reason i have one

she technically has unfinished business uh... but i will not what help her finish it because i my calls my calls are coming nonstop and i just need the help so i and i promise you when i promise you we will find murder will we find my murder? Please yes fine. We'll find your murder. I know they're waiting on a live. I know you know. I know you know

Okay, fuck you bibbitt. Fuck you bibbitt. No, come on. Hey, didn't you like what I wrote about you? Yeah, it was lovely, but are you kidding? I'm not dead. I can't be dead Look, it's actually better. Okay being dead is way better than being alive You never have to have like a stomach ache ever again, okay? You never have to get a cold You never have to accidentally piss on yourself when you're pissing at the urinal. I guess this is probably not as That's not how you try to get your you try to get your Diccon as fast as possible, but you just end up pissing all over yourself and try to put it back and you just keep pissing Because you don't look you got you know

You're pissing see Just just so I was clear. That's just a day a bibit's David issue. That's not a JPC you Unique to the character of bibit's David. Seems like nothing. Anyway, I gotta go take a piss and we will be right back after I get a quick shower in. I think we didn't finish that riddle. People might be mad.

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Hey, Adel, hey, Aaron, I got a bone to pick with the two of you. Oh. Sure, yeah, I wore the skeleton outfit just because I figured this was coming. Happy Halloween a few months early. It's not yet. What is it? So you know how the two of you, I was like, guys, I am always so hungry for lunches

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Did we get that one though? Did we get emotional terror? No, I thought it'd be funny. I thought people would be like, ah, no, no, no but not really a synonym, but it close. I would never call this word like a synonym for emotion. Is it sleeve feels, feels sleep? Maybe like a synonym for your state of emotion. Hmm. Feelings? Not feelings. More like, instead of feelings, this is more like a situationally dependent.

It can change. Moody and doom. Moody and doom. Hey, mom, I'm on a beam. I'm in a doom mood. Do come in. I love doom. Do miss O'Fuckin' fun.

I love killing demons. I love killing demons. In a wolf and stime. I'd like to see a scene. Yeah JPC you are proposing to add all and you're going to give him a mood ring instead of a classic engagement ring and by the mood ring You can tell he's not that excited to be engaged to you got it excited to be engaged here. Got it. Oh, sweetie, what are you doing?

Are you tying your shoe? Let's keep going. I'm not tying my shoe, David. Actually, I am trying to tie something else. And I'm sorry. I've told you this a million times. I know you have, we have pet names for each other. My last name is David.

My first name is... We're in public. We're in public. Yeah, I know what it is. I don't know what it name. Ah, we're in public. We're in public. I know what it is. We'll see what it is for. We agreed. We agreed that I would just say David would wear out in public. Yep, yep, yep, yep.

It's a safe time. Okay. No, it's not a safe time. It's because your first name sounds so similar to a slur. And it's not, but I hate explaining to people that I said, that I didn't say what you think I said and let's not even Let's not even dance around it. Let me just do David. Okay, no, okay, let's not spell it. You know what actually? No Mark you said that you were gonna go through this you want this you want this you want this

It's the only way to get you to do a legal day of change Something from your pocket You want this, you want this? It's the only way to get you to do a legal day of change. Something from your pocket. David, would you make me the happiest man alive? And be my husband? Oh my god. Well, first, the first question, I can't. I don't, I can't.

That's two separate questions. To the second one, yes. A thousand times yes. To the first one, how would I even go about doing that? Is that like a challenge? Is this like, are we going on the amazing race? I'm asking you to marry me. Oh, then yes, absolutely.

Oh, thank you. I know what you're thinking. Yeah. This is a mood ring. It's just temporary. Because I didn't know what your size was. So we will go and we will get, let me just put this on now.

Oh, brown. Oh. No. Oh, browns, I think brown's good. I think it means royal. Is it? I think purple's royal. No, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like,

it's browns like hubris and, uh, lavender. It's like, what's, what is cheating on you? What does that mean? Cheating, oh, cheating on you. Cheating on me is that nude? Oh, that's like a new slang, you know like the kids are like on fleek and stuff Or not kids, but the 30 year olds, but that's yeah cheating on you is like slang. No, the rest of them are all the rest of them are just like overjoyed You know nervous You know, nervous. Just those two, but this one is cheating on you. That's...

Well, we're also outside, so you know how mood rings are like, it's like, temperature effects. Here, I got one of those, I was at the, what's that, world market. And I got one of those, by the checkout, you know, I'm an impulse shopper. I got one of those real thin red fish things that you put in your palm. Oh, yeah, I'm talking about. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. So let me just hold this will clear things up.

Put it on palm and it burst into flames. Let here take the take the real. But let me see. Maybe this thing's broken. Maybe it's a broken. Let me put let me put it on. Emerald green with flecks of gold. Emerald green flecks of gold. Okay, let me look that up, mine's green with flecks of gold. Emerald green flecks of gold.

Okay, let me look that up. Emerald green with flecks of gold. Okay, so this is, this is it you're being cheated on. Oh. My mood is that I'm being cheated on. I can't that slang. I think it means that it's like something's good. Hey, you know what?

I believe you. I believe you. I believe you. Yeah, I will eat a risket. I had a bowl of cup of pebbles this morning and I was like, I'm being cheated on. I will eat a risket. I know some road flags are going up in my mind, but at the end of the day, I think I really want this.

Oh, I'm getting a call from, oh. You saw the front of my phone, random plumber. You know that random plumber that always calls me like 1 a.m. or text me? Oh yeah, that random plumber. And you said it's like, he keeps trying to fix your pipes and he's banging away at those things. I've definitely heard you guys in the other room, the bathroom, banging away at those pipes. They're not getting any better. Well, they are the art. But I have to take this call.

That is totally fine. Yeah. I'm just stepping. Just one second. Hi, Rain and Plummer. Hey, I'm in love with you. I can't wait to see you later. Did I have sex stuff. That sounds I'm cheating on you to me.

Seeing. Winx at camera. I think those two are gonna make it. I think they're gonna make it. I think they're gonna make it. Every wish chip is built on trust. Every kiss begins with trust. Okay, nothing. Okay. I was like, oh, we're gonna burn through these. Why would I ever think that? Nothing. Okay. Okay. I was like, oh, we're gonna burn through these.

Why would I ever think that? What is this show ever been? What is that? Cause we have a lot of fun to do these channels. All right, here we go. Here's the next one. Knock over a huge hole. Knock over a huge hole.

Oh, I got a tip pit. It is tip pit. I knew a tip pit. It is tip it. I knew a tip. Ah, pit and can I I'm going to share some I'm going to knock over some tea. I was this is when I was probably 20 20 years old. I was working at Jimmy John's in Bloomington normal. And I was of course I was a waiter at Jimmy and Brad pit comes in now. Wow. he bought off the whole place, and he comes in, he has a whole toboom

acquires there, he's in supley. Yeah, he bought. He bought out the whole place. Like all those jars of mayonnaise that they have on the wall, he just said, I'll have all of those. What is Brad Pitt? We're gonna look like eight.

The peppers, the big pepper, the charred peppers are not cheap. Jesus. So I'm waiting on, I think it's like a celebration dinner or something for a heat. I think he booked a movie or something. So it's three and a half hours. We do the full 12 course menu.

Of course. Into the night, the tab and they were doing bottle service. They were doing the bottle service. Yeah. Into the night, Bill comes. I deliver it. I say, Mr. Pittthink you so much for everything It's been a pleasure. I don't ask for an autograph don't ask for a picture. I don't want to bother this man, you know

36,000 about Okay, yeah, they're about he tips me He tips me by saying come here, and I said what goes, can I tell you what do you say? What do you say? What do you say? What do you say? He goes, and he, you know, when somebody puts their hands together and then moves them apart, like there's writing in the sky, he goes, one word, podcasting. I said, what are you saying to me? He said, podcasting. He puts his arm around me. We're confidants. We're buds. Mr. Money Trade himself. Mr. Bulletin. Him. Bulletin. Bulletin. Bulletin. Bulletin. He also had a Wesley Slides or Mr. Money. I don't know.

I think after Mr. Mrs. Smith, he was Mr. Money trade himself. He's the weird took off. He weighed blockbuster hit us blockbuster hit us. The 11 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12

12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 One, two, one, two, one, time, time. He says podcasting. He goes, that's your tip. I go, I'd rather have the $13,200. I'm owed. He goes, you know, owed anything. $13,200 on a $36,000 tip. You're doing math wrong.

I said, one is majoring in math. That's a huge tip. I said, I'm a theater major, not a math major. He said, podcasting. And then he walks out, a sparkle in his eye and left overs in his hand. Dan. That's how I ended up wearing him today. Wow.

So, sorry, tip pit for some reason just made me think of that. I don't know why. I don't know why. How much of that is real? Don't investigate. I'll tell you this. I don't mind saying this because I don't think you'll ever listen. But being from Indiana, there's not a lot of celebrities that people encounter on a daily basis

or just like out in the world. But I had friends with a certain, I guess, kind of Indiana celebrity, all in the services industry that said if he was an absolute awful tipper, including one of my friends who said that he did exactly what Adel said where he like walked into a restaurant as they were closing and the restaurant was like, oh, wow, you're a celebrity. We'll stay open for you. And they stayed open for like three extra hours. And then he didn't tip at all.

No. John Millen camp. John Millen camp. Yeah. John Cougar mother fucking Millen camp. The Cougar camp. No, no, no, no. Cougar, open yourself.

Apparently the Cougar camp may be not great to surface employees, huh? No, no, no, no. That's not coo-calf. That's not coo-calf? Apparently the coo-calf may be not great to surface employees, huh? No, that's not. No, no, no. No. I know. We all just lost a hero even though we can't remember a single song.

It's been a little ditty about Jack and I. You don't know that. I know a couple. Socks and dogs. Now could those are probably top petty songs. We don't know, but there's good chance. They're probably top petty songs. Here's the next, but there's good chance. They're probably top petty songs. Here's the next one.

This one, I almost just read the answer. Wouldn't that be fun? Your next one is, oh, I like this one a lot. What you get if you kill a handyman, what you get if you kill a handyman. Prize, no. A loot, a loot tool? Tool loot, you get tool loot.

Yes, very good. No, I didn't just say prize for killing a man. Look away from me! He has your prize for killing mess man. Aaron, here you can come back with this one. This one is overworked pudding. Overworked pudding. That is what I gotta tell you.

That is what my brain feels like. You said that and it spoke to me. That's what my brain is overworked pudding. Can I tell you, so one thing that we, Ryan, I tried our best to anticipate what it would be like to have these three puppies in the house and how hard and how grueling it would be. What we forgot to work into our mental calculus

was that puppies have to go out like every three hours, which means unless you want them to just like piss in their crate and just sleep in piss all night, you have to wake up at like two in the morning and take them out at least once during the night. So for the last week, I have interrupted my sleep by waking up like four hours into sleeping or three hours into sleeping so I can take these puppies out and then go back to bed. So I also right now feel like overworked putting. Yeah. And I think that's the title of the episode.

Not to dictate, now D.B.C. is listening back to this and deciding the name of the episode. You don't have to listen to me. I'm just a gallon side of the episode that you're listening. Aaron, you did this guys overworked putting braid a favor by giving me just one less thing that I have to think of to do.

Oh, good, okay. And then when we played that game again, which titles are real from Hey, Real, Little, Riddle and which aren't and 200 episodes, none of us are gonna believe. I'm no longer. I'm no longer. I actually really like this one.

This one is, I think this one's a little harder than the other ones that we've done overworked putting. Aaron, I hate to do this. Can I ask you, can I call upon your Google services? Wow. Okay, it says it's, Hello, Jello. That's all I got.

Um, Dick Van Dyke. Oh, what do you need me to? That's how Dick Van Dyke got into character every day on set. Um, do you need me to Google? I'll Google just for you. I was running through a list of the possible words for putting and tapioca popped into my brain. And I don't think I've ever heard tapioca used outside of the context of tapioca

pudding. Now what legally is tapioca if it's only involved in is it like butterscotch plus mayonnaise? What is going on? What's tapioca? A starchy substance in the form of hard white grains obtained from cassava. Does that mean say it and used in cooking for puttings and other dishes? I'm not sure what those other dishes are. Man, my little list was coming on strong in that sentence. I was like, it's just a mind field. Are you guys telling me growing up, you never had tapioca chicken? You're about to have never made you a big clay chicken.

We couldn't afford international flavors. Tapioca baloney. Tapioca Beloni. Tapioca Beloni sandwiches. But I've never seen tapioca anything except for pudding. I feel like it would make good ice cream. I feel like it would make good sauce maybe. I don't know, a drizzle, but I want more tapioca in my life.

Now hold on a second. Am I, but I want more tapioca in my life. Now hold on a second. Am I misremembering that tapioca balls are what they put in boba tea? I think that is tapioca, yeah, I believe so. Okay, so maybe I'm getting more tapioca than I remember. I'm getting more than I remember. I'm getting more than I remember. Okay. I can getting more upset. I remember. I'm getting more upset. I'm getting more upset. I'm getting more upset.

I'm getting more upset. I'm getting more upset. I'm getting more upset. I'm getting more upset. I'm getting more upset. I'm getting more upset. I'm getting more upset. I'm getting more upset.

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I'm getting more upset. I'm getting more upset. I'm getting more upset. I'm getting more upset. I'm getting thought about it for two seconds, I think I'm eating more than I remember. I do, I don't think I even can recall what tapioca tastes like, but I've never been a big pudding guy, so I don't think I'm a, and I don't like boba tea, so I don't think I'm a big tapioca fan.

I think I like it. Because it's texture, isn't it kind of slimy? Well, all putting a slime. Oh good, that's probably why I don't like it. I don't necessarily always love like slimy things. What is the answer to this red? Okay, so I think that you'll get this if you think about it's not a synonym for dessert. Oh my God, I just said it.

Well, it's dessert. Dessert. Dessert. Dessert. Oh, that's a great one. That's a great one. Yeah, boy, well, that's what happens when your brain is overworked, put it. You just sometimes say the fucking answer.

Wow, DPC has always talked a big game of how he's never messed up on the show and he's never made a single mistake. And yet, here we are. That was my first. That was my first vocal mistake. I have I have messed myself a bunch of times Recording this show. Oh, no. Yeah. That's why I keep extra pants in my office dumbass To vest

All right, here's your next one here's your next one. All right. Let's get this off me. We're gonna talk about me I like the idea of stresses are being like mom. Is there anything for after the pork roast? It was like Lego pie. What the fuck do you want from me? Just crying? I'm musician and Gray a musician in gray Okay, I like this one a lot as well. A somber... Chellow, yellow. Yellow, yellow.

A musician in gray. A musician in gray. You're a kill-a-kill area with cello, yellow. Now, famously, Johnny Cash was the man in black. Okay. So... And then, who were all white? George Jones?

Elvis? I guess Elvis were all white George Jones Elvis I guess Elvis were all white Elvis were white. Yeah. Yeah, a lot of white, but it was usually adorning with rhinestones musician in gray now is this a It's just like a broad term for a musician Yes, I would say that this is uh, you know, honestly, broad term is pretty funny because that's almost the same letters as the term. Oh, yeah. Broad, rowdy.

I mean, the, oh, you lose the, oh, and you got, you got all the right letters. Bread. Bread singer. A band. It's not a bread singer. I don't know, you lost the O and you gave the E somehow. Brad. It's not Brad, it's so close with Brad.

Oh, can I tell you guys, one time I was working in Jimmy John. Yes, what happened? And Leonardo DiCaprio comes in. Now he has his whole whole crew the whole posse So it's broad, but you lose the oh yeah, it's it's but yeah, well, I mean the letters are or you have to mix up the letters a little bit Brad was close up the letters So for it's only for it. It's a term for a musician

drab a drab brab Musician. Drab. A Drab-Drab. It's a Drab. So you got Drab. So you should be able to get what this other word is by just doing Drab-Backward. They're both writing it down.

I have to do Drab-Backward. I'm not writing it down. Drab-Backward. I'm not doing this. It's not banned. It's a Drab-Backward. It's a Drab-Backward. It's not banned.

It's a Drab-Backward. It's a Drab-Backward. It's a Drab-Backward. It's a Drab-Backward. It's a Drab-Backward. It's a Drab-Backward. It's a Drab-Backward. It's a Drab-Backward. It's a D it's already parents Oh, I'm born That's right. That's right. That's right. I'm born You can't make me think asshole. I'm literally never asked you to actually think what I'm gonna pop up.

I do wanna see a scene. That's true. That's true. I do wanna see this scene. The two of you are a musical duo. You are this is like, I don't know, the 1100s or something, this is old timey days. The two of you are a duo, you're both bars,

but you're the rare bars to team up to form a duo. They're very successful. Yes. You're going through your phase, you're going through your blue period, where it's a lot of like emo, it's like very sad songs. It's not a lot of tales of like great adventures and warriors

It's a way more emotionally and just sad time And I'm gonna be the the person who booked you Okay, so you can just set up over here by the hearth and We're looking actually nothing to set up and everything's minimalist for our show I'm not sure I know that word. Yeah, huge. Huge get a cup of stew and a horn of ale for your troubles. And of course the crowd every Wednesday night is raucous. It is get-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig-gig the people filing in. So you'll be thrown, money will be thrown at you if you're okay with that. Well, they're animals. You don't even get what art is.

The summer animals we have half badgers, we have full centaurs, we have... We actually have a tip that we brought with us, so we encourage people just to throw any money that they're going to throw into the tip pit. Can I blow your mind? I was 21. I was working at a Samuachery and we actually have a show to do so Good. I can't wait is what what we have no green room Where do you point me to where it's right? I guess kitchen. No, no, sorry the show starts the show starts in 30 seconds So can you just play one of your songs that that'll help try people in please From up business. Yeah, I guess please try again. So I am my runestone

I have a witch trapped in a rock who gives me directions I did up to the OS on your roots down over there. All right. Yeah I did it up to the OS on your roots down over there. Alright, yeah. You never thought you'd die alone. You left the loudest. Ding. Humbed. Have known.

Ding, ding, ding. Hahahaha. You chased the cord. Down down. Back to with the wall. Down, down, down. Back to the wall. Down down down. Small wonder! It was never plugged in at all!

Each of me team! Yee hurried up. The choice was yeeem! I didn't think enough. I'm too depressed to go on. You'll be sorry when I'm gone. Wait, bro, is this Wonderwall? Brow, are you playing?

Are you two from the wall? The wall of Wonders? It's the only song I know. Please, please. And after all. Same. You're a Wonderwall. I would give anything to see an episode of like Game of Thrones

or which are where two bars come in and just straight up and like, we're brothers. And they straight up like no hiding it, no subriffuge, like they just play Wonderwall straight up. Sometimes with like shows like that when they're like, oh, we're barred so we're gonna sing like a new barred song. It's an original composition. Look, I don't want to throw shade on anything in specific, but there are somewhere I'm like, oh, we're barred, so we're gonna sing like a new barred song. It's an original composition. Look, I don't want to, I don't want to throw shade on anything in specific,

but there are somewhere I'm like, you didn't need to write like a, this is, this is not a good song. I, I, one of my favorite, uh, ways that that is done correctly is in the movie A Night's Tale where they just play a quing song. Yeah. And it's just like, yeah, why not? Yeah. Why not say like, this is the song of this

you cuz it's a good fucking song I want to hear we won't rock you all the good songs have been written so unless you're unless you're gonna be like it's a bard knock life like get the fuck out of here I don't want to hear about a time of old like get the fuck out of here I've never written down something faster than it's a bard knock life life. Arnie, make a cup of, make a whole cup of, thing of coffee, you're staying up all night tonight, buddy. A pot? A pot. I'm gonna make a whole cup of coffee.

A pot. I'm gonna make a whole thing of coffee. Make a whole pot of coffee, Arnie. I want, it's a bar knock life on my desk in four minutes. He's not even like me. He doesn't even want to show any work. That's way too much time. Yeah, Zairn, we're not going to need to take that much time

with it's a bar knock life look. I thought, I had other riddles that I prepared tonight. I said, we're not going to, we're going to blow right through these and then we're going to get to some real riddles. But instead what we're going to do is we're going to save some of these. We're like, I went to the winter. Let's save some of these. There's only a few more and we will do them for as warm-ups next time because now that we've done them twice, like we really fucking understand how to do these diet pal and drums. Thank you again to whoever sent that in.

It was somebody from East Nashville. I do remember that part where you are from, but I threw out the piece of paper that said your name on it. Oh boy, let's see. It says, you can say my name. Tim, Tim, it was Tim. I did not throw away all of the paper that put your name on it. So thank you, Tim, for that.

And that brings us to one of my favorite fucking segments on the show. And that is a little segment that we call the plug segment. Addle, do you have anything that you would like to plug? Take care of your voice, everyone. It's something you take for granted, and you think, especially if it's your money maker, you think every morning you wake up and you go it'll be there. We're the fuck that what else does it have to have to do?

Yeah, take care of it it might one day it might go away and You might be in deep shit. So take care of your voice air anything to plug and well I would also just like to say stay tuned for a future episode of magic tavern with It's good to title something like a chunk gets throat surgery or like a wizard curses chunks throat or something like that. I'm recording that tomorrow night and right now my plan is to be like like Willie the chipmunk or something. Can you put me through some sort of filters?

Aaron anything to plug? Yeah, a couple things. I was on podcast 616. It's my friend, Damon's Marvel podcast. I went on to talk about the Guardians of the Galaxy holiday special with Eddie Clinker and it was a ton of fun. So you can check that out. Also, sitcom D&D is coming to the end of season two.

And I've been really enjoying the episodes that come at the end of the season. I'll do a little hint, tease, full blown, tell you our guests for the end of the season here. Awan Thomas Sanders that has been on the show before. And then fourth host of Hey Riddle Riddle herself, Janet Marney. Is our last guest of season two. So if you gave up on the show, come on back, maybe give a little chance. If you don't have to, but that would mean a lot to me. GPC, can you read a review of our show, please?

I would love to read a review of our show. This five star review, and if you want to get a review featured on episode of Hey Riddle Riddle, just go and leave a five star review on Appalachians. Wherever you leave reviews, I might find it. I found this one, so a five star review on Appalachians, wherever you leave reviews. I might find it. I found this one, so proof that I can't do it. This one comes from Ice Town.

Ice Town writes, hello, I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt. My butt smells, I like to kiss my own butt. Anyway, that's five stars, so it's all a big thing, man. So it's a, I love the people who listen to the show. They're good, good people. You can see what it does. And I also, I'll listen to the show. They're good. Good people. You can submit one of those.

And I also, I'll give a quick plug. If you feel like you are ready to foster a dog, dude, one, keep it to one, one dog, foster one at a time. Don't do three, three, very bad. Oh, then also you can follow me at SharkBarkman on Instagram. I think I post about maybe once a year over there. And if you want to check out this year's post, it is a picture, a bunch of pictures in

one video of some puppies. So that's pretty fun. And they're so sweet. They're very cute, they're very, very cute puppies. Ah, hey, speaking of very cute puppies, now I got three of them in the other room, but there is a whole solar system worth of puppies out there. Aaron, what's your favorite? Quote unquote, puppy in this y'all day.

Yeah, one of the puppies from the, I think it's not called the brunch bunch. I think they're called the interstellar fellas. There's Uranus, there's Orion, and there's one more. Yeah, blueberry pancakes. Blueberry pancakes. Do you want to buy forever? Bye forever. Goodbye. and there's one more. Yeah, well, so... Bulgarian pancakes? Are you kidding me? Bye forever. Goodbye!

Bye, now. Bye. I am a beast, our game is in the form of a demon. My feet are hit, my feet are hit, my feet are hit. Great, any notes? No, just have fun with it. Yeah! Oh, brother. What a funny thing to say to a guy like Casey. Have a great time.

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