Hey Riddle Riddle - #231: Best of 2022-Part 1

Episode Date: December 21, 2022

Hahaha! Wow! What. A. Year. We've collected some of our favorite fever dream moments from the year and shoved them all into this episode for you(we saved some from next week). Feel free to send it to your enemies or cry while listening to it at the gym! Whatever makes you happy! See you next year! Starring: Adal Rifai John Patrick Coan Erin Keif Editing by:  Casey Toney Theme by:  Arne Parrott Logo by:  Emily Kardamis & Emmaline Morris Want more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon! Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & prints Want to mail us something?  Hey Riddle Riddle  6351 W Montrose Ave #267 Chicago, IL, 60634 Want to leave us a voicemail? Call (805) RIDDLE-1 or (805-743-3531) Want to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fm This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/riddle and get on your way to being your best selfSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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we hope that you enjoy our 20-22 best of clip show. Clip show, does that what we're calling it? Yeah, it's like a clip show. I mean, it's basically a combination and a collection of clips throughout the year that you, the fans voted on, I assume, the people vote here and I actually have no other people voted on it I actually have done this.

I think it's a suggestion with the presence of terrors. It's a combination pizza Hutton Taco Bell. It is a monster that we can't control anymore. How is this? It's a skunk shitting as I think. I feel like people don't like Clipshoes. So let's call this a pastiche program. Let's call itic collage of shit

Quilt of questions Now if you're listening to this and it's the end of the year and you pick this up and you put this in your little download box And you're at home for Christmas and you say I'm gonna listen to something I like to listen to to escape and you say wait a second. I didn't listen to a single goddamn episode this year But this is perfect for you this is because This is gonna be a bunch of stuff that you haven't heard before now if you're one of the unlucky ones who has Listened all the episodes Maybe you'll be like me and it'll also brand new because you don't remember any of it It's a fever dream and maybe you'll be like me and you'll come downstairs and you take off your shirt and you rub

Agnog all over yourself and you go uncle Randy today's the day you die and you start wrestling Uncle Randy right until he tumbles in the fireplace and spontaneously combust. Well, he was in the fireplace, so it's not spontaneous. He just can bust it. If you get that marked out as a spontaneous combustion, you are friends with a fire chief. That's how well it's to do it.

Combusting makes me feel good. Well, and oh. I just want to say something about this clip show. Yes. Um, I texted Adela and JPC and I said, uh oh. Any fun moments from the year you want included? No, no, no, no. And let me actually, I actually am just going to read out loud

what the two of you said. Can we, can we go to the show? No. To that clip. Ah. Casey's just bumbling around on a big keyboard smashing buttons for nothing's working. Yeah, it's like, uh oh. Casey got that. No, Casey's just bumbling around on a big keyboard smashing button. Yeah, it's like that scene in big, but instead of a keyboard piano, it's a keyboard. It's a computer keyboard.

Control off the lead. Control off the lead. She's not a program. She's not a program. I'll be honest, I'm not a listener. Both of podcasts and in conversations. No, no, no, no, no. What I said was, what I said to your question, Aaron, was nope.

Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. You asked me, you asked me when I like anything and I said nope. No. And then Adel said, yeah, I can't recall a single moment from any episode.

Maybe we screamed like Howard Dean a bunch in one question mark. I mean, how are Dean? The Howard Dean scream drop was this year. Casey, can we confirm? Thank you. I was thinking of this episode. And with that in mind, enjoy part one of our 2022 wrap up. Alright, so our first riddles are warm-up riddles and they come from Darryl Fraser, Fraser, Fraser. Oh, sorry. Hey, Aaron. What's up? Sorry, um, maybe the fuck is happening? It's the start of the episode. We're supposed to like bullshit for 20 minutes.

Wait, what? I thought this was a riddle podcast. It was, but that riddle podcast burned down seven years ago on this very night. 200 episodes ago is a riddle podcast. Oh shit. We don't do. Oh Okay. No, no, no, no, no. Um, let me see my chef's paperwork. Oh, let me see, my chefful's paperwork. Oh, so, sorry, Aaron, maybe we start and it's like, we're all in like a haunted manner and like our uncle just died

and we have to figure out how to stay the night and then win a million dollars. And then like maybe minute 42, we do our first riddle. I'm actually still in a bad mood because I was assaulted as it was I got to work today. I feel like you're a threat by the threat of doing a riddle. I'm actually still fucked up and I do need to. Okay, okay.

I think I got Aaron. I think I got it. Just give me one second here. Come on in, Jordan Patrick Cohen. I'm HR and what is your complaint? Yeah, I got a big complaint. I showed up. Hi HR, I have a complaint too, sorry.

I don't mean to cut off, J.P. Oh, a foul can flew in the window. Hello. JPC planned a two week vacation and is trying to find any excuse to let us randomly for two weeks. How? We've been let us know about this.

Dare you. How dare you. You know what? The first. I'm gonna let us know about this. Dare you. How dare you. You know what? The first people I'm telling about this are the fine people in Napoli who run the Airbnb that I booked because when I tell them their faces are gonna hit the floor.

They don't necessarily speak English so well. So I'll have the context clues will be in the middle. And I really want to know. Welcome to this haunted mansion. Your uncle has passed and you need to so it's a switch uncle Am I doing this right now? I'll just have no I'm saying which uncle W.I. T.C. H Yeah, my which but this is going well, right? This is what you want it. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Yes. Yes. This is what I wanted Thank you. Well now that that bits out of the way, I saw a big tree this weekend.

The tallest tree? No. I would like to see a scene. I feel like I'm living in fucking Lala land because of how much fun I'm having. You just enjoy this. And how much you invented jazz. GPC, you're a dad in a backyard

and you're grilling for a barbecue and Addles another neighborhood dad coming up to you with a cooler. Any has a lot of unconventional things that he wants to barbecue for the barbecue That's me or that's you that's you Adel you're the unconventional ones. Okay, four more burgers So this is your two-minute warning on hot dogs. Okay. What's up Tony? No No, no, no Jeff. come on I'm tried I'm trying my best man I'm trying to be new I know everybody's out here come on you want to come on be honest you want to see what's in the cooler it's such a big cooler man he's what is it what's in the cooler well I got some wild game okay now here's Jeff just just there are kids here, okay, so

So let's not make this a big thing. Let's not make this last time. Let's just open the cooler Hey, it's not like last time the kids don't have to be worried. There are no human parts in here last time Listen last time I got a I had a friend who had a kidney donation He didn't make it, but they didn't know what to do with the kidney. I swiped it. I brought it here. I thought it might be fun. You were right. It is unbelievable.

It is unbelievable to me that you think it was the kids that were wearing it. Okay, listen. Here's the first one. I, you know what, Jeff, I'm willing to give you the benefit of the doubt. Thank you. We're probably not gonna have the same kerfloff last time. What do you got for us? Okay.

Now, first things first. This is, hear me out, cat. Now. No. Cat. Hold on. Now cat. No, man.

You're telling me if you could eat a tiger, you wouldn't. I even had a hundred percent. You were a smaller, more domesticated tiger. I'm telling you I would not eat a tiger. If you were dying to house cat. If you were in Asia and you were dying, you were gonna starve. And there was a dead tiger already cooked, you would not eat it. Jeff, look around, we're not in fucking Asia.

And nobody's starving. We got hot dogs and hamburgers. The invite says hot dogs and hamburgers. Baby, you have to be nice too, Josh. His wife and him are separated and his mom moved out because she couldn't stand it anymore. So please be nice to him, okay? What?

Be nice. Shouldn't that be an indicator that could be nice? Why is your wife kissing your ear for so long? You two seem happy You seem happy. Yeah, she's she's a wonderful woman. Okay. What what else you know? Hey, well come on We'll cook something up. We're just not maybe not the cat. Maybe just don't just don't take the cat out Just leave that in there. Okay. Now hear me out. This is giraffe neck draft neck It's a tenderest part Now we want to leave the fur on so that people can identify and just get some nice grommar So the giraffe I take it the draft that's missing from the zoom

It is not missing it was killed. I wouldn't say it's missing Yeah, cuz you had it. Yeah, yeah, pieces of it in the cooler. Yeah, yeah, it's missing. Yeah, because you had it. Yeah. Yeah, the pieces of it in the cooler. Yeah, yeah. It's such a big cooler. What I saw at the size of the cooler, my brain was like, he got, he's got the dead giraffe. He's the one who killed the giraffe. I threw my back out, lashing that giraffe over the wazoo wall

and then, and then tying it to my Toyota Tursell and going in reverse, it took, it ruined my car and it threw out my back. I can't believe it. But it has worth and going in reverse, it took, it ruined my car and it threw out my back. I can't believe it. I was going to have to cut it. I can't believe it. I was going to have to cut it.

You got to be one of the last people to drive it to yourself. Are you going to be one of the last Tursells you've been doing? Are you kidding me? Are you happy? They stopped making, okay, okay, okay. Tursell's a fun car. Just cook. I'm just cooking something, anyway.

Baby, it's a, don't tell me, just cook something. What else do you have? Do you have anything normal? Can we cook something? Like a little bit more? Yes. We care something a little more mainstream. Here's for the commoners who went there coleslaw and burgers.

Yes, Jeff, coleslaw and burgers. Yes, that's exactly what we're looking for. Here is the engine for my Toyota Tursell. Now hear me out. No, now, hold on. Why did you do this? I read in the Guinness Book of World Records that there is a man who can eat metal.

No one's read. No one has read that book in just six. Pardon me? No one reads that book anymore. You're close, you're right. You talk close, you're right. Tony close, yes. Picture the world's longest fingernails.

I guarantee you having a mouse. Get your fingers out of my mouth. Get your fingers out of my mouth. I don't need to taste them. Get your fingers out of my mouth. Get your own picture. No, I don't need to taste them. Get your fingers out of my mouth. You have an image, though, in your head of the fingernails curling around. Yes, now I do, because they were in my mouth. Picture two twins on motorcycles. I guarantee you have a select image because you've read it.

What is the point? The point is to challenge your powers. Hold on, hold on. I can't believe I lost over this. No one in that book ate metal. Eating metal is not something that is in that book. Listen, did I add my own addendums? Yes. Yes! For things I wish, humankind would accomplish. Okay, I'm gonna do you a favor.

Eh? I'm going to let you walk out of here. Ah. Without being interested. I am gonna come over to your house later. I'm gonna beat the shit out of here. Aww. With that being... I am gonna come over to your house later. I'm gonna beat the shit out of you. What the fuck? Because after the divorce? Yes.

After my wife left me, this is how you treat me. They're on consequences for this interaction. And you will suffer that. Aren't my ears burning? What's up guys? We're doing great, babe. We're doing great over here. We're not doing great.

The way I've just treated in your home is Disgusting, oh, I'm sorry Josh. Can we make it up to you? We can cook one of your things that you brought? Maybe don't it that would be that's all I want Don't we could cook this. Well, that's okay So that's the phone and hear me out. Yes It would make funny noise when we ate it. That's what I'm saying. What is going on here? How many are you two?

What is going on here? See. Okay, I think that's my favorite A-R-D-R-D-R-D-R. Two kitties are having a swimming race. Their names are 1, 2, 3 and unditoire. Which one, 1? Hmm. One, 1, huh?

Which one, 1? Oh, Hmm, one won, huh? Which one won? Oh, which one won? Now that, I will say, is not the key to the riddle. It's just a fun thing to say one and one back together. Which one won? Which one won? Which one won? You've got to say a witch hotline.

Uh, okay. Eris, hold on, hold on, Eris. Eris, hold on, hold on, hold on, Eris I said, which one would you've got the sandwich hot line and you didn't even look at me. Adelaide, he like that. I was trying to treat it. Okay, hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on.

Hold on, ready? All right, ready? Say it again. Which one would say what hot line? Hi, my sandwich has a bad ratio from meat to cheese to vegetables. Okay, and have you tried adding more meat? I'm just panicking right now.

I'm de-cuted. They're saying the phone. Baby, baby, Crabbrangoon. No. I'm calling sandwich 911. Hold on, hold on, hold on. We are not sandwich 911. 911 is people

Which one one you know it said we were here first. That's all I got is that okay? Well, who do I call with the sandwich emergency us? Hold on I'm I'm swat today the only one here give you a second which one one? I'm swat today, the only one here. Give me one second. Which one won? Say I'm a child line. Yes, I'm calling because I have no warts on my nose. Is that coming?

Baby, baby, grab my nose. I'm sorry. No, my wife just cast a spell on me. You want to dial which one won? This is which one won? Wait, which one? Man, we could do this all day. I'm a big up, but I can still help you as well. Hold on, I'm sorry, we're this all day. I'm a big advocate. It's still waiting.

Hold on, I'm sorry, we're swapped today. I've got call waiting. Which one? One, sit, what's the sandwich? Hi, I'm a big advocate. Hold on, did I just say what's the sandwich? Oh no. Yeah, you did.

I, wow, this is going really well. We're adding a lot of call back to episodes. People have hopefully heard. Think a lot of these are patron episodes. I'm having a witch, witch, witch in emergency.. I can't don't know the difference between which which and which and which one is spelled which way. Okay. Am I calling the right number? Okay so you are calling the right number. Let's what one is like a crone. One is like a crumb and one is like a slaying for

things. Speaking of two things I got to put you on a brief hold. like a crumb and one is like a slang for uh do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Okay, and who is this? This is a don't worry about it. Just kidding. Baby, baby, just let's wait. Let's wait like a fire pit. It is the break to be over. Hey, JPC, you're on your lunch break. We're going to put a new collar in for you. That's on my phone.

Which one wants? Stay at which outline? Hey, no one's watching my Twitch stream. Am I calling the right number? It's an emergency. What number did you dial? Twitch 1-1. Okay, so if you're looking at your phone,

if you're looking at your phone, your dial is bad right now. What you should see is a button for Twitch, a button for a witch, a button for a witch, a button for a snitch, a button for a witch, and a button for a witch.

Which one's which now? You dialed which one, one. I can't help you with Twitch 1, I have to go ahead and have another call. On my cellphone app break, which one, one can't help you with switch one. I have to go have another call on myself on app break Which one one what's your Which with say a bit hotline? Hi, you probably recognize my voice. This is Chevy Chase

What was that movie? I was in where I wore a bunch of different disguises Were you in hitch? No Okay, well just a year clear Why would it be fletch? Did it ring me ring, did it ring? Why are we getting ring, ring? So, I gotta give you one second.

Which one, what's the, what's the sandwich? Hi, I'm stuck at the bottom of a ditch. Is this ditch one one? Look at your phone. And also, my friends left me. Okay, so there's only one button left of the phone. No, there's none. There's a fletch button, a ditch button, a hitch button, a witch, a there's only one button left of the phone. No, there's none. There's a flutch button a ditch button a hitch button

A witch a witch and a witch button. Oh, I Ditch ditched I got ditch ditched with sense someone soon hold on that's all the buttons So what could this be which one what what's your emergency? It's fun fun. What's your emergency? Oh, thank God Chris You won't believe the stories I heard with piss fun fun. Why don't we hear about them? I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm having a day that I'm What do you mean we're chaotic? Fuck you! The wild part is if an intrapid listener can go back and listen, I think around like episode seven or eight we said look if we're all still single I got 192 episodes from now we should just fucking make this like a facial and get hitched Aaron I was like a joke we were doing. I mean, I don't know what the fuck you were doing,

but you fucked up. You're not saying you're unmarried. I'm pretty sure in an early episode, I said if we're both unmarried and then you told me that you'd turn me into a crab if I'm still single. So I'm still waiting for you to turn me into a crab. I got a crab clock on my wall and it's ticking down, Aaron.

I'm the honest, I know how much time you have and you don't have a lot. That's fine. I'd rather be a crab than a wife. And you could go on that. I guess the answer to this is kind of like a pun. Okay. So do you want to talk, Cat?

Aaron, keep going. Thank. Okay. Under 12 cat, Sankey died. There we go. Well, we don't know that. They probably were assassinated.

Then we don't know that he died. He's dead. We have to have a funeral for the strictest kitchen. All right, let's have a funeral for Inge to out. Adel, would you like to say something? Would you like to say something?

We are gathered here today. She said, Addi, to one of our most perfect feline. Perfect. Please, no puns at the funeral, because that is how Undentoa died. Undentoa was such a gid kitty. She would always come to the door for fresh baguettes and chevro. Sorry for chevroon. It boohoo, boohoo, boohoo, boohoo. Bestie boohoo. Bestie boohoo.

Let cry. Would anyone else like to say a few words? No. It do upset you. I'm so French and upset. Yes. I will say a few words. Okay. Um, incredible.

In the tomorrow you are a great cat. You are one of the best cats that I have ever met. Oh, you have a list. Merry Christmas, uh, Ibley Chails and Tempty Tables. Um, they have British accent in their Tempty, didn't they? Did not you play? A-She's- Wait, they're tenions to their Tempty.

Oh, they have British accent in their lab with a Wop? Yes, of course, yeah. Why? Because it's all within the internet, girls. And... Because it was so small, His voice was so small, His nose is small,

His little teeth is small, But his heart was so big. And into a small bin. What? In the small bin. Small beam? Small beam? Small beam. Wait, oh, Jimma Paret is good now.

And now? Wait, she was about to tell us what her name was. Jimma Paret, what? Jimma Paret, I cannot say. Oh, her name is Jema Paret. You are your a parrot to name Gemma? Gemma Peret Well guys, I think we set that fake cat up really nice

I think that that we we give a really good send off I think I was gonna say Ave Maria, so you cut me off at the exact right time and the French are the French are doing now What they always do with their dead. Spread them on fresh baked bread. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. Honestly, what a way to go. I have to see you seeing Adela and Aaron, you're in a public restroom. Adela, you are stuck in a stall without any toilet paper.

And Aaron, you're also in that restroom like washing your hands and Adel you're begging for her help getting you any sort of paper. Oh no, I'm ruined! I'm ruined! Uh, Prithi! I gotta get out of here! Get out of here! No Prithi, it's a sign the Prithi. Can I besiege upon you vouchsafed that you do gift upon thee, oh your most humble servants, some dollop of comfort, please? I actually am seeing someone right now.

No, no yes, I am seeing someone too, I am with my third eye I see a vision of you, my lady in an open field Horses dance around you centaurs bow before you a Crown a crown of flowers top your head because you has bequeathed me. Are you from the past? No I'm weird. I'm weird Okay No. Are you crying? I'm weird. I'm weird. Okay. Well, I got to go. No, please.

No, please. You haven't even asked me a question yet, and I actually... Have you and Sothe have I not? I guess I have. I have failed. I have failed in my mission. Also, like, if you work at the Red and Fair next door, like like I won't tell your boss you broke character to ask me a question like I oh Thank God. Thank you so much. Do you have the could you grab me some toilet paper? We got them you broke character. We knew you would

Swap team team I Have I told you guys my story of when I was at Jyncon one time and I was like stopping by a bathroom as I was leaving and Jyncon is like a big board game convention and the bathrooms that the conventions that are in Indianapolis are humongous because they're convention center bathrooms.

And I watched on the bathroom as empty was like the end of the day and I was just like trying to wash my hands before I left because if you ever been to Jyncon you know that you need to wash your hands. And I was on my way out of the bathroom and there was a guy in one of the stalls and he goes, excuse me, hey, hey, is it somebody there? And I was like, yeah, and he was like,

I'm out of toilet paper in here. Can you hand me some toilet paper? And I looked in every single one of the stalls. So every single one of the stalls, and there was no toilet paper in any of the stalls. And I go, man, there's no toilet paper in any of these stalls. And I go, man, there's no toilet paper in any of these stalls. And he goes, what about like,

the hand towels? And I was like, it's all air dryers in here. There are no hand towels. And I was like, ah, man, like, I'm sorry, dude, like, good luck. And I started to leave. And he goes, hey, hey, you're not just gonna leave me. I'm still there. It's so good. He's still there.

J.P.C. what if that was much like a Greek mythology? What if that was a test? What if that was like some god come to earth in mortal form and you were supposed to help them out, do a good service, give them a boon, and you would have been rewarded beyond your wildest dreams. That sucks because I've gone out of my way to fuck so many goats in my life that if that was my test. They weren't even on the way. I get halfway through fucking a goat and I'm like, Zeus and it's like, nah, just a goat.

And I'm like, nah, nah. The goat says just a goat. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, I Just going to a farm and started a fucking goat and halfway through going Zeus it's like you could have asked way early halfway through Just a goat just a happy goat Yeah, man, I'm Zeus keep going Yeah, man, I'm Zeus keep going. Oh, yeah, guys. Zeus keep going. I'm not a therapist.

I'm not a therapist, but I think you should call us to Mumford and touch them. I actually, I'm cutting you off from Hey Raid on Riddell. It's two months one day. Is it too late for Chris to get a a teacher that says I'm Zeus keep going A little goat saying I'm Zeus keep going I'm not Zeus but keep going All right, fuck oh that's not okay. That's the obvious That's obviously horrible and so immoral.

You can't have sex with animals because they can't consent. So don't even try it even if it is God you think. Okay, here we go. I would like to see a scene actually. Damn it. The three of us are the powder puff girls. Okay. Is it powder puff or power puff?

What did I say? I've never seen the show so I don't know. Did I say powder? You, okay, I will settle this. I will settle this. It's power. I said powder. Okay. Now do you want to see a scene where we are that powder puff girls are the power puff girls?

I want to know. So powder puff and Aaron before he decide powder puff is slang for doing cocaine. Mm-hmm. I would like to see a scene where we're the powder puff girls. Okay. Sure, okay. Okay.

Okay. See, who gonna fight, who gonna fight, who gonna fight, who's seed? Seed. We all did it. We all did the those things. Just did, I just talked about astrology. And then we did one scene that was just a sniff. This got to be our last episode ever.

I gotta say, I think I fucked up one of my eardrums when I did that big sniff. I think I did a big sniff too hard. I don't know how but I have swimmers here. Okay. I would like to see a scene. You are two friends who wake up in a room with no windows and doors in your brainstorming what to do What the fuck our fucked we're screwed. We're screwed. We're fucked Do you want to do you want to kill ourselves or each other? How do you want to do this? I? Think that we do each other

How do you want to do this? Uh, I think that we do each other. I'm joking you, sir. I don't care. I'm joking you. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait We should fuck each other first. We should procreate first. We can't. There's hope. There could be hope in the future. Well done now. Yeah, I don't want to get too scientific on this. Well, then don't. Here's what I hear me out.

Yes. We fuck. We have a kid. Okay. The kid is here just in case in the future these walls crumble. Or they find the technology to get us out of whatever this room is. Well, of course, we long dead. But our child could live off the flesh of us

to sustain themselves for years and years to come. Or, kind of point, we have a bunch of kids, and then we eat all of the kids, and that's how we sustain ourselves. Then we don't have to die. Mmm. Show me! Show me! Show me! Scene! Six points awarded each in a bonus two points because I thought that was a great scene

So could you say eight each? Minus two points each If you rip a hole in me what was that? Huh? Minus one point to JPC. Oh Minus one point to JPC. Oh. Minus 1 point to addle. Damn it. I do want to see a scene. Aaron and JPC, you can be whatever plants you like, but you are.

We are at the funeral for a fellow plant. Got it. I had no idea that um... I had no idea that Lavender was from the desert. There's such a long plan to get down here. So sad, you know? He's so young. Oh yeah. I just saw him like, I want to say like in spring.

Right? Yeah. I thought I was like in spring, you looked so healthy and so good. So good. He was like, doing all this stuff he loves. So at least like, I don't know the end of his life was really beautiful before that second. I heard it was not so beautiful. What did you read?

I heard a cat duck in my mouth. No! Yeah. Oh my god! That's a better murder! I do! I mean, is it murder? Because like, there was no trial, so I think it's, you know, murder's the legal definition

I think. Me too. We are gathered here today to say goodbye to our friends, our son, our brother, Lavender, taken to early, plucked before his his time and now a reading of the will We are skipping right to it That was that was the surface. That was the funeral service all those two lives all of Lavender's photosensis that he saved up over years and years Oh my god, he is leaving to fern. Fern are you here? years. Oh my god. He is leaving to Furn. Furn are you here? Present. Present. I just, I just Googled it. Cats are allergic to lavender. They can be

sick. Oh my god. That's probably I'm going to a cat's funeral. No. Oh my god. I'm putting it together. Oh my god. I'm here. I'm here. Oh my god. Yeah. Okay. I'm here. Sorry. Here's live in her's photosensitists Am I saying that right photosynthesis synthesis Volopian Well, thank you so much. Here's that stuff. That's great. That's crazy. That's great. That's wow So I get the photo synthesis what it get what it get pretty cool Just any money though. Sorry. Let's see what rose gets Let's see what rose gets. We're all reading the will. Let's see what rose is rose here. Yeah

That's me for you lavender. We got to make this quick. I got a cat's funeral in a couple of days And it's on the other end of the desert for you lavender left a poultry some of $2.8 million oh my what that as well as lavender's collection of lentines and rare porches Sorry, sir. I Is it possible there's a typo in there because I got photosynthesis which I already have as a Pal about to see a plant have a mint life crisis up in here He a plant have a mint life crisis up in here. We cut to a montage of a rose in like a sports car. And they're zooming up to divorce his wife zooming away.

There's the the the rose has a bunch of like petudias in the back. See the sports car. They're just blowing in the wind. We cut to the exterior of a bowling alley. It says rose bull. The rose is bowling and it's just strike after strike after strike after strike. He has a turducken.

He's getting like hair plugs of like different pedals from other flowers. You see, it's like one of those glass coffee tables with just lides of cocaine. The Rose is just putting all the cocaine up into his butt. The rose is getting a spray tan just turns. We see several flowers around Rose, and yet his thorn is still limp, it won't get hard.

We see, we see, do starts to scream down, Rose's petals. It's clearly taking a turn. We see the Rose looking through the window, seeing his family enjoy Christmas dinner with their deceptive. His prey to end-dripping down him. Yeah, you see, the Rose is on the side of the highway, and the Labrigiri is totaled.

There's a tow truck driver, or no, it's a tow truck being operated by, let's say, a monster, and they're shaking shaking their leaves no and then he cuts back to the moment where he got all that money and that was just a vision that he had of what could become of this future so will you take this money in these cars no and I'm gonna get on a plane right now get out of this fucking desert fuck that cat's funeral I'm gonna fly home to New Jersey and I'm gonna kiss my wife

I'll take all the cars and the money Rose I must commend you you kind of told me everything you gave me all your Disclosures you kind of what's another term for that? You put all your ducks at a rose? That's what it is. Let's see. Here's your next riddle. Okay.

Proud and flashy, they go out to hit the town every night. The Bee Gees. I'm sorry. The Bee Gees. You said Proud and flashy, they go out every night. The Bee Gees. I'm sorry. The Bee Gees. You said Proud and Flashy, they go out every night. The Bee Gees. Well, you get tabbed on the way. You're in my heart and I won't let no time to talk. It's dark. It's dark. It's okay. You get it. Alright, alright, alright. I don't get it. The Bee Gees played it point five species.

We're all I think fun. So let's see a scene. We're going to see. Let's see. I never heard the be just played it point five species We're all I think fun so let's see a scene we're going to see I'm point five see I'm point five be G's I'm I Used my walk no back to point five back to point five and share fun. Oh I Is a question how is Uncle Santa not the worst part about this episode? What? How Uncle Santa? I can't look at you. I don't like you.

I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you.

I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you.

I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you. I love it. His point five be jeez. It's point five be jeez. It's point five. His family. I love it. I love it. His point five be jeez. I wish J.P.C. would never come back and Uncle Santa would stay here forever. And he could do a three episode arc. Yeah! He could do a three episode arc. Yay! Addle? Big side of you? Yay.

Oh, Addle, the thing you created is no longer fun for you. Well, well, well. Movie's our TV shows. Oh, it can be TV shows. Has the French, the French, the French, Prince of Belaire. The French have a saying. Wait, is the French, is it the French, Prince of Belaire? No, it's not, it's French.

In West Vitor-Sat, blown and raised with cheddar on my bag at the everyday. Ha ha ha ha. And this podcast is free, right? I said, holy shit. I said, one little man, then my mother got scared. She said, you're moving to France with your friend in Versailles.

That doesn't work. Every other part of it works. Cut out that part. Cut that, Casey. Casey put a B, fuck it out of here. Big beep over work. Every other part of it works. Cut out that part. Cut that, Casey. Casey put a B part out of here. Yeah. Big beep over that.

No, that's great. Nope, that's great. I already cover a key demographic. We can't lose me because it will lose that, I'm glad you asked, Aaron. Maniacs? The demographic that I cover is male identifying a non-binary people between the ages of 18 to 54 who have one, if not all, of the following predilections and or perversions.

Uh-oh. Mouth stuff, butt stuff, back of the envelope stuff, tub thumping, dry humping, wet clumping, clis-mophilia, people who earnestly say, that's so funny instead of laughing, family guy porn, family porn for guys, voyeurism, exhibitionism, patriotism, necromancy, feeling fancy, feeling up mannequins, Europhilia, Eurovisionphilia, Disney adultism, hot boy thing, cool treating,

dairy queen, spider worship, saying, wow, like Owen Wilson, Ruben Toynathritis, Peridium Swipe Thing, Goobstay Prepig, tailgating, Roblox, Roadhead, and Take Road Show, head. Treasure hunting, renting time Holland's uncharted for $1, watching the whole thing and wishing you had that dollar back. Pickleback shots, enjoying blow jobs, being a sexual little rascal, and reverse farting. Without me, we lose all of those perverts. So we gotta keep me, so we gotta keep me on the show. And for anyone who fell under any of those titles, we thank you for your support. And we wish you a

tele-friend at one of your next parties. Next time you're watching Antique Road Show with all your friends. Oh my God. Antique Road. Antique Roadhead. Antique Road Showhead. Antique Road Showhead. Is there anyone left on planet earth that doesn't fall into one of those categories? All the people that you're covering So I mean, yeah, it's three slices of the pie. We're covering it from all So I get the women introducing their partners at party as parties as they're right. I'm mad That's me. Okay. Yeah, so we're yeah, so you cover mostly everything. I think we're good. I think we're good Okay, I guess I also get people who forgot to button their pants

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Sure, yeah, wore the skeleton outfit just cause I figured this was coming. Happy Halloween a few months early. It's not yet. What is it? So you know how the two of you, I was like, guys, I am always so hungry for lunches and dinners and the like and you, jokers told me,

oh, JPC, it's okay, all you have to do is take some, you know, American paper currency, tape it to your front door, close the door, and then wait until someone brings you food. Well, I kept opening the door and the money was gone, so I had to tape more money to my door. I think you're thinking, didn't work at all. Oh, Dorkash.

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are on the app so you can chop everything, your kids, your dogs, your family, might need for back to school. And hey, personally, just yesterday, I bought some marshes homemade premium quality buck eyes, you know, those candies that are chocolate stuff with peanut butter I just got those from DoorDash and they were they were on my porch within 20 minutes And it's very very dangerous because they're delicious. Did you fill your belly and your pantry? Yes, did you fill your backpack? I did. Okay, well then DoorDash has come again for the gold. I remember distinctively the stress of going back to school and going from store to store to get all my favorite snacks and pencils and pencil cases and all the things that I needed me and my siblings and I remember how stressed my mom was and I know that you would have loved to have door dash so she could be prepared before the big back to school day arrived so you can stock up up with go-to breakfast, lunchbox staples, and brands that you love.

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Yeah, you're not in trouble. I just need help. I'm Prinking at all and I'm setting up a website to bring him. I just need some advice. This podcast is sponsored by Squarespace I'm not I'm not mad at you. We're pranking at all spaces to all the one website platform Entrepreneurs to stand out and to see it online whether you're just starting out or managing a growing brand Squarespace makes it easy to create a beautiful website, it gages with your audience, and so anything for products to cut into time, all in one place, all on your terms. Hey, Addle, come here, come here, come here. Hey, what's going on?

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and inventory and shipping are handled for you, saving you time and money. What is happening? Okay. Wait, what's going on with that all? Oh, nothing, nothing. I'm just setting up a very normal Squarespace website, not a prank thing.

No, he's gonna shoot you. And I'm gonna use analytics, use insights to grow my business and learn where my site visits and sales are coming from. That's pretty cool. I'm gonna improve my website and build marketing strategy based on top keywords, our popular products and content on my prank website for prank activity. Whoa, that's awesome, Aaron.

I'm glad you're using Squarespace. Did you say what the website was for? I can't remember what the website was for. Yeah, the website was for. Prank. With Squarespace. Yes, right. Prank.

You can connect to your store to Vedent Third Party Tools to extend the functionality of your website Hey JPC, hey JPC. What's up, battle? I can't believe we pranked Aaron with our little boy routine. Dude, we got her Anyway, if you want to prank Aaron with your little boy routine head to squarespace.com for a free trial And when you're ready to launch go to squarespace.com slash riddle to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Oh, she's back, she's back. Hey, Erin. Hey, Erin.

Can we go to grandma's house? Wait. I've been pranked. But how? I don't know. Hey, Rick, go Rick. I'd like to see a scene at JPC. You are a surgeon who has been called in by the hospital administrator, Aaron, because there was a close, close circuit camera on an operation that you did recently and you

were caught doing something. And I'm not saying be blasphemous or dirty. We don't know. But you too, you're having to like sit through it and be confronted by this administrator. And you're not blasphemous or dirty, but you are chaotic and sweater. Yeah, I can use that direction.

That's about, it's nice. Addle, you're so sweater. All right. All right. Hey. You wanted to see me? Yeah. I got a T-time in 25, so.

Take a seat. Take a seat. Ooh, this is gonna be a sit-down. Yeah Hey We're gonna have to let you go I got good news in my name my tea time's in 25 so sir your Earl Grey is almost ready I like a deep steep on my tea if it's not 25 minutes. I not drinking it. The good news is you're gonna be able to golf or tea. I assume that's what it means to drink tea, to tea. Sure, yeah, to golf. Anytime you want.

The bad news is there was cameras in your latest surgery. I quit. No, do too late. No, I quit. You have to lead with that. I, I quit. Unfortunately, it's way more humiliated. No, no, I quit. You have to lead with that. I know I quit. I'm not being fired. I'm not being fired. I'm not being humiliated. No, no, you're being fired. I have a twin.

Which I guess is more, no, you don't. I do. I do. I do. More expensive for us, so I should have just let you quit. I have a twin. But you are being fired and disgraced. You don't have a twin. Hold on. I don't have a twin. Then how do you know what I was talking about? video? How do you know he tells me everything? No, we can communicate we could do the video where he's operating on his twins Should I be asleep? Fuck you

And pause the the fact that you didn't use it is Red flag number one number two I was playing I was playing Anastasia you were doing it for fun three you were drunk You were playing the soundtrack to Anastasia which slaps by the way it does it's very unbelievable John Qsac in Meg Ryan hello But I gotta say I have to say I'm not allowed to do surgery while I'm drunk, but I'm allowed to be fired while I'm drunk You gotta look into go get your Google machine out you got to look into go get my bad because that's the yogurt for you

That's yogurt you can eat on the go because right now what you're doing is you're going all over yourself yogurt So TPCs, search history, millipede, centipede goger Hold on a minute point of contention wouldn't yogurt on the goby yoga I Mean if you want to get sued sure Yo, yo, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, as porn went to go-gurt it all with the other way for So you go go you go Hey, excuse me, man. What is your shirt? I don't know I was writing go cards with the go-gurt Go cards with the go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go And Adel, this is your another butler, and you're being trained by him, and he's teaching you all of the best ways to battle. Can I just say, sir, when I was informed that I would be starging underneath Mr. Clumpadoodle, I was over the moon.

Mr. Clumpadoodle, I am so honored. You are a legend among butlers. Much too loud. Much too many words. Yes, sir. A butler? Yes. Should be seen. Yes.

But never heard. Asmelt. But never touched. But never touched. Hmm. Felt. Should be the sensation of touching their skin. Yes.

Like you are feeling felt. Brilliant. Brilliant. That is bustling Let's me see your gloves Take these off here. It's at the right hand on your hands. Okay, let me put them back on I think you'll find them as fresh as white snow. White snow, yes. Let's do the finger exercises first position thumbs up Saccharosition, thumbs up, second position, peace sign, into fourth position, middle finger, with all the other fingers raised so it's to never insult anyone, but I know what I'm doing, I can see the tree through the forest,

you know your finger positions, okay Mr. Smithley, I'm going to do some role playing now and I'm going to be role playing as a potential client. Yes, perfect. Mr. Smetley, get my cat, it's daily milk. Right away, sir. Very good. I love the way that it was. I love the way that you kind of left it open to interpretation. Like, am I going to fuck this butler tonight? I was trying to be flirtatious. That's the delicate line that all butlers must toe.

But now, for the second part. Oh, I guess it's a smelcon, my pants. Pfft. Hold on a sec, you're done. You're not guiding the exercise. Oh, yes, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. This is smetally. Yes.

I think I would like a good toss about my sheets. Would you join me in my bedroom for fuck about? Sir, how dare you take off white glove, slap him across the face. How dare you think I would ever stoop so low unbuttoned shirt, you are discussing Undo's pants, you repulsed me, and I will never work here again! I'll take off socks.

Very good there, no need to go any further, Mr. Smetley. Of course, a good butler must always roll or do a nice fuck about with their clients, but they should make it very clear that they're being a bad boy about it. Yes, and at the end I'll say, I guess I'll clean up this mess. Yes, yes, no! We are a certain sacred oath of fuck butler, and we are small, but so. So, fucklers, please. Fucklers, please.

Fucklers, please, that's our model. Fucklers, please. But we never sneeze, which means we never tell secrets. Yes. Loose lips sink houses. Loose lips, gyrating hips. A fuckler's delight. I can tell secrets. Yes. Luce Lips Sink Houses. Luce Lips, gyrating hips. A fuckler's delight. Luce Sinks, ruined buttloos.

That's what I meant to say. I had a cousin who was a buttler, had a whole sink collapse on him while he was working on it for a blow. You had a cousin who was a buttler? Yes. So you're a legacy buttler? I guess I am. I never thought about it.

Can I rush? Well, I guess thought about it. Can I rush? Well, I guess if you are, that means you technically outrank me, I'm a first-generation but- On your knees, fuck Butler! Bark like a dog! I would never get so buddies! Get so buddies! Ruff ruff ruff! Yeah, I'm out! I'm out! I'm out! I'm out! I'm out! I'm out! I'm out! I'm out! I'm out! I'm out! I'm out! I'm out!

I want to thank you both from the bottom of my heart for the new part of my vernacular, that is- Am I going to fuck this Butler tonight? I don't know who fucked this. I don't know who fucked this. I don't know who fucked this. I don't know who fucked this. I don't know who fucked this. I don't know who fucked this. I don't know who fucked this. I don't know who fucked this. I part of my vinaicular. That is am I gonna fuck this butler tonight? I don't know who fuck this. Okay everyone put your hands on the planchette and we're gonna play Ouija board. The what? We're gonna play Ouija board. Now I heard that put our hands on the what? Ah, planchette?

This nerd knows all the part is to a VG board Kate plan chat. Yeah, Kate plan chat, you know, glad drill Yeah, I know who it is. She's not here, man. What? She ain't here. She ain't playing this game. Where'd she go? Damn it? JPG. I have bad news. I'd google it and he's right. It's called a plan chat. Guess how it's about? This is the rest of the room. Please tell us where is Kate plan chat? Oh It's moving it's moving. What's it say? What's it say? and oh

Huh are W A Why What does it mean? No, Ray nor why? Norway, it's it's Norway. It was all those Norway. Wait, so it's he's an it's either an Austrian saying no way or it she's in Norway Honestly, I was trying to make it say north. I don't I don't really understand what we're doing with the game But so I hit in or that was all me the rest of it. Oh wait, it's still going I S B E ST That was all me the rest of it. Oh wait, it's still going I, S, B, E, S, T.

Norway is the best. Oh wait, it's still going. P-L-A-N-C-H-E-T-T-E. and C H E T T E plan chat it's spelled its own name Norway is the best plan chat uh spirits of the room are you fucking with us again in OR was me I did that and then the rest I have no So it is way is the best plan chat. What is the best plan jet? Oh wait wait wait ADAL space RIF AI What does it mean? I'm out of reply

Wait, it's moving It's moving again. J, P, C, S, U, C, K, S. Okay, Aaron, that was me. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Hey, and with this is always Kate Lynch yet I'm Aaron Oh wait, and it's still going JV Well, and JV what the fuck did JV mean? It's just so you didn't want to spell the whole name, huh? Oh, it's right. It's really hovering around four Four like oh four T h fourth h. Oh, four, like, oh, four TH, fourth, H-O-S-T. I'll be brave, I'll give it a shot.

J-A-N-E-T-V-A-R-N-E-Y. Planket! I gotta ride! Yeah! We made you wait, we made you laugh. You made me laugh, that's it me! I was in Norway and all of a sudden I felt like an atomic shift.

And then all of a sudden I was sitting in front of my computer recording with you, so well done. Wow! Were you in the middle of something? I'm just asking because of your specific wardrobe. Oh, was I out saving trash animals? Wow! Wow, we call them Norwegians. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Apologize to all of our Norwegians listeners.

I wasn't. This game is called Barry, Barry or Barry. So the way that we're gonna play this game is I am going to give you a prompt. And you have to tell me if it's Barry, Barry or Barry. So it can either be a Barry, you know, like a fruit that you would eat. Someone, an actor from can either be a Barry, you know, like a fruit that you would eat. Someone, an actor from the HBO show Barry or a deceased celebrity who has been buried. So Barry,

Barry, Barry. Now the way that you chime in for this game is you say Barry and then you give me your answer, okay? Got it. You guys ready to play? Yes. Okay, here you go. Bill Hader. Barry. Adel? Barry. Sorry, I can't. Okay, John Candy. Barry. Aaron. Barry. Adel? Barry. Sorry, I can't. Okay, John Candy. Barry. Aaron. Barry. I don't understand what you're...

Strawberry. Barry. Barry. Adel? Barry. Barry, correct. Darryl Britt. Barry.

Barry. I'm sorry, I heard Adel first. Barry? Oh, that's actually Barry. Huckleberry. Barry. Aaron. Barry. I'm sorry, I heard Adel first. Barry? Oh, that's actually Barry. Huckleberry. Barry. Aaron. Barry.

That's a Barry. Alejandro first. Barry. Barry, I heard Adel first. Oh, fuck. It doesn't matter, Adel. You're going to be right. Hold on, I got to get this right.

I don't know. Barry, because it might be Barry. I think it's Barry. Yes, he was on Barry. Paul and Newsom. Barry. Adel, I heard you just a little bit sooner. What is going on?

No, an actor from Barry, a gooseberry. Barry. Aaron. That is a Barry. You are two for two for Barry's. Aubrey Hepburn. Barry. Barry.

Yes? Aaron? Barry. No, I misspoke. Audrey Hepburn is buried. Aubrey Hepburn is no one. Henry Wiggler. Barry. No, I misspoke. Audrey Hepburn is buried. Aubrey Hepburn is no one. Henry Wakeler. Barry.

Addle. I want to say he's married. He is. I'll have to double check that. So he's on Barry. Lincoln Barry. Barry. Aaron?

Barry. That is a Barry. You are three for three. Lincoln Barry's died though. You don't know what I was saying. Sarah Goldberg. Berry. Baron. Yes, she is one of the female leads on berry.

Boys in berry. Berry. That is a berry. Steven Root. What excuse me? I wasn't saying berry. I was buzzing in to say berry. Okay, you have to buzz in before you give your answer.

I know, but Steven Root. I'm not the one before that. Steven Root. Steven Root in office space. I know, but Steven Roo. I'm not the one before that. Steven Roo. Steven Roo, in office space, Steven Roo in office space scary. Okay, I'm sorry. That is a root vegetable, not a berry. Dennis Hopper.

Berry? Berry. He's buried, correct. Goji Berry. Berry. Aaron? Berry. That is a berry.

You're five for five with berries. How are you doing this? She's on a roll. Aaron, is this your dream, Jeffery round? Barry, Barry, Barry, Barry. That's incorrect. Bernie Mac. Barry. Aaron.

Barry. Yes, correct. Hack, Barry. Barry. Aaron. Barry. I'm sorry, that's a totally big thing to say, but Barry, Barry, back he was a very fight comedian.

I think calling him a hack, Barry. Come on, I'm five. I'm seven for seven. John Reddler. Barry. Aaron. Barry. Yes, correct.

No, Clifford. Clifford. Yes, I'm sorry, John Reddler is Clifford. Big red berry. Period. And finally, Darcy Cardin. Barry. Barry.

Aaron. Barry. Yes, she is on Barry. Season three of HBO's Barry coming soon. We don't know. The release date has not been announced, but it will be, it's just right around the corner. Hey, JPC, I have to ask.

Yes, was the Barry pay you for this promotional plug? I'm willing to be paid by Barry. Hey, JPC, yes. And I have to tell you, that was very fun. Okay, very fun. You'll love next week we would play No Ho or Hank Williams. What? Say this for the Patreon.

Normally we do games this stupid on the Patreon. Yeah, say this for December and we'll play Barry Christmas. Okay, save the judgewit for... I want to get a clip of Darth Vader going. But through the filter through the filter Kasey's got it. Kasey thank you. Kasey thank you. Oh, it's worse than I remember though. It's so it's so much worse Hold on here we go. Kasey you're gonna know Kasey you're gonna know when I want you to play it. Here we go. I'm gonna say quote and I want you to punctuate it

Luke I am your He fucked you. He fucked you, big time. He fucked you, big time. Which brings the all-time total of times anyone on this podcast has yes-and-a-dattle to zero. OK, it serves up my guy, 100%. I didn't say that just that, that wasn't me. How I guess, and you all the time? That's fair, that's fair. Oh. OK, but Kasey, I do want to do this.

OK, hey guys, we're going on tour soon. We want to go to Rhode Island. We want to do this? Okay, hey guys, we're going on tour soon. We wanna go to Rhode Island. We wanna go to Montana. Oh. Ah. Ah. I'm so happy we have that. Jesus.

Dude, do we have any voicemails? How are Dean? Do you wanna come on a road trip with us? Oh. Can I get a piece of this? No, K.P. He's broken. We broke him.

Um, okay, yeah, let's play some voicemails. Way for the beep, hey riddle, riddle. I wanna get the calls on the voicemail. And I'll hit play. And I'll hit play. Hey, Aaron Addle and JPC. I thought I would just share a fun little story about when I was listening to your podcast. A couple weeks ago, I got an email that told me I was going to be a bad husband and I have been trying to adopt and then I found a lock and I was listening to you guys as I read the notes that we've hit the match. So you always be in my life now, because I'm going to remember that moment for the rest of my life. So thanks for all the laughs and for keeping me laughing through lots of

psychotrangers and bottle feedings and late nights and listening to you guys. A lot of while taking care of my new baby, you're all the best. Thanks the most. That's incredible. Wow. Happy new year. Happy hard day, the screen. Yeah.

Can you name a baby? How are Dean Scream? How are Dean Scream? This Can you name a baby howardine scream? Howardine scream. This child's name is howardine scream. Name a Dean scream. That's our first and only suggestion. Or riddle or pinch. What about you?

Whatever your last name is. T-Ditch it. I love this baby. Dean S. Creme. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Well, congratulations. That's so nice. That's amazing.

Congratulations. And when it's the middle of the night, and you're feeding that baby, turn us on and we'll make you feel worse, congratulations. That's so nice. That's amazing. Congratulations. And when it's the middle of the night, and you're feeding that baby, turn us on and we'll make you feel worse, buddy. We'll make the baby madness even crazier. That is so exciting. They just gave me goosebumps. That's wonderful. Congratulations to you and your husband.

You're actually a royal Stein. Is laying next to you? What? Royal Stein is in bed next to you. Yeah, we're together. Do you know that he didn't write Goosebumps until he was 49? Something to think about? Wow.

Did you know that Alan Rickman didn't read Goosebumps until he was 52? Do you know that Howard Deen didn't scream until he was 50? So there's still time. This whole show is ruined. I would, okay, here's what I'll say. Here's what I'll say. There's still time. It's always fun recording a lost episode.

Guys, can we do something crazy? Yes. Can we do something crazy? Yes. Can we do something crazy? Yes. Can we do something crazy? Yes. Can we do something crazy?

Can we do something crazy? Yes. Can we do something crazy? Yes. Can we do something crazy? Yes. Can we do something crazy? Yes.

Can we do something crazy? Yes. Can we do something crazy? Yes. Can we do something crazy? Yes. Can we do something crazy? Yes. Thank you for giving it a chance. I want to do something crazy. You sound like a turkey doing an impression of a turkey.

Does that mean so? A turkey mocking its friends. What are you doing? What are you doing? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I think this is a tool. I think this thing is very useful. This is very useful, but it's also in my opinion, one of the most forgotten things. You probably have owned a bunch of these in your life and lost just as many as you've owned. No, I have the best follow up question. This is going to be such a good hint. I feel like based on Janet's reaction. So if there was sort of a brave little toaster-esque movie made about this object,

JBC, what would its voice sound like? Who I love this question. Honestly, if I had to pick a voice for this object to sound like it would be like a, like a, like a, like an Englishman who is seen enough. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, it's gotta be an umbrella. Yes, it's an umbrella. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Did you all I can say all I can say? Get into voice acting now so that when I do the Pixar I'm really did I say the word umbrella accidentally?

Honored I'm so I don't do also want to see a scene but can I just say the collective IQ of this podcast? Which I guess is just one IQ now Rose exponentially each one of you that me not me each one of the three of you brought your own gift to that joke Aaron had you not had that question JPC never would have done the voice and and JPC had you never done the voice at all you wouldn't have somehow fucking immediately. I don't know answers to it all but I know my friends. We got a place your my friends We got a place to raise you You guys are gonna be so rich. I guess somewhere

Somehow I do want to see a scene. I'm so sorry I just need to say I've never been so overwhelmed that we are sick like that There's something wrong with us and also so much like I love it here. I absolutely love the question I asked was useful. That was a riddle of history and I was here to watch it and I feel very blessed right now. Hashtag. I'll never get over it. I'm blown away. So this is a JPC based on the voice that you did for the umbrella that let us see the

answer. This is going to be, it's not an audition, this is like on set the actual first scene of a Mary Poppins spin-off where we follow her umbrella. So JPC, you are Mary Poppins umbrella, and then Aaron and Janet, you are two young British children who are first meeting the umbrella as it falls from the sky to help them in their troubled times. who are first meeting the Emberla as it falls from the sky to help them in their troubled times Okay I dropped her Oh, I dropped her

She's gone No children children Try your tears try your tears. She's gone. I dropped her. Oh God. Where's Mary? She was supposed to be back in a minute to take us to a picnic in the park! You know what? I'm sure it's a rubbish and we need someone to guide us through childhood. You know what? I don't know where she is, but I can do all that.

I feel very confident in doing all that for you children. You know what? Pretty soon, you're not even going to remember the name Mary Poppins. Oh Mary, my favorite person! Where will she be back on Bella? Yeah, thanks for bringing her up! Uh, hey, whoa, whoa, who wants medicine, huh? Ooh, medicine! Exactly!

Medicine! With umbrella in charge, no more medicine, okay? We'll never have to have medicine ever again. Not-not-no no spoonful of sugar bowl shit It's no medicine. Hazar, but what about my sister Emily's tuberculosis? Surely she should take her medicine for that. Which one's Emily? I'm actually not sure.

Is it this one? Is it this one? Is she Emily? Pogs on your little umbrella side. Excuse me. What's with all the hub about side? People are gathered around something in the street screaming. Ugh. Oh. Well, that's why we ran in here, isn't it real fast? Because we don't actually, don't matter.

What is happening out in the street? We're all just going to get our story straight. We've been playing in here for hours. Hours, huh, Sammy? No, it is true. You're a child, you don't know time. You don't know! I'm very uncomfortable taking direction from someone who's clearly from a lower class than I am.

Alright, alright, good point. Here's what we'll do. Here's what we'll do. We're gonna play a little game. Here's the game are you like games right right anything valuable in the house silver uh jewellery gold cash any any sort of paper money let's all gather them it's like all the hide and seek we gather them we time a little bindle to be all the umbrella hook and then off the chimney and we never and and it's

a little and it'll find me game. Mr. umbrella, can you turn it into a song? We love it when Mary Poppins turned it into a song. Yes, it's wonderful. I would never hit a child. Same. What do you call a big dance in a cemetery? Dance respectful. Well, in some cultures. In some cultures. Dance again. I want to see you sing. Dance again.

You can't get out of here. Sorry. So, Adel, you are presiding over a burial. I don't know if it's that's a burial. Beryl? Weirdo. You are presiding over one. It's not this. That's not a funeral. But what's the part of the funeral where they're just putting the body in the Grave funeral that's the funeral the way

The funeral Yeah, the way cuz it's not the way it's the funeral right? I Don't know cuz you can have a you can have a funeral. That's not at the gravesite, right? The internment internment. That's it Or it's not we don't know but that's that's what you're deciding over, Adel here at the place. Aaron, this is a family member of mine that has passed away. We weren't very close, but you and I were newly dating and I've brought you to the funeral and you think that there is a time that you will start dancing during this. If anyone believes that this person should not be lowered into the ground,

speak now or forever, hold your peace. This is the thing our family does. We add this part. Oh no, yeah, I get it. Deally beloved, we are gathered here today to marry together this dead body and the ground. This part I don't know about. This is new to me. Okay, yeah. Thomas was a strong man. Some say he could bend a penny in half.

No one ever saw it, but he said he could. We'd all get a chuckle. Thomas worked for Caterpillar for 42 years, receiving amongst his anniversary gifts a belt buckle, golden lighter I want to say. Hopefully a few races along the way, am I right? And he died. He was crushed by one of the machines here at Caterpillar. Um, sorry. I, uh, hey everybody, I know that I am new here and you may not know who I am. I'm in. I didn't know Thomas, uh, well, or at all. Um, but I do, but I do know and love his nephew.

Stop, stop, stop. So I thought that I would speak from my heart. And by speak, I mean dance. And do a interpretive dance to show how I'm feeling and to show how much I respected Thomas' life. So I just need a word of anything at all. And I would love you guys to do some laps and claps for beats because there is no music. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, What was his widow? Yes. Dancing here. Cast Thomas and I'm laying across the casket and I'm... What a piece of cake.

And I knock on the casket and I'm going for a cake. Stop, stop, stop, stop. I'm not gonna stop. Please stop. Stop, stop, stop. You wanna keep going? I love you too. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no uh Hey, no, I don't be rude. I'm here in traffic. I'm believable. No, sorry. Topus is deaf you know. I just want to Know us. We heard

Quick enough I am I'm a priest so can't date women so I've become a priest and I don't know You said just announce yourself to be a priest. There's no idea to do. No, I can do it. Uh, dearly beloved, we are gathered here to bury after my job. I object. See, then we have to take the body out of the casket and someone has to slow dance with it. Uhhh. I am the last child of a Titan who ate all my siblings before me. When I overthrew him, I married my sister, who I discovered was really quite boring.

I slept all around, and the proof can be found in the stars and space above you. For much to my shame, the astronomers gave the names of my partners to my moons. Well, I know the guy, the god who ate his own son, very famous portrait. Maybe it's a photo, we don't know. The technology that they had, but I know that was, you put, what is his name? Juniper, Kronos. Bye forever. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

And that's why Boris Johnson is stepping down. He's a parliamentary election, so we have the Tory leadership must remain strong. If we are ever to overcome, it's actually a very important distinction. And that's the Labour governor. Frankly, my darling, we's gonna die! Heh. Yeah! I'm not stopping it. You're supposed to know things.

I'm not doing it. Turn it off, Casey. Why is it so fucking long? What the fuck? We regret to inform you that JPC, Aaron Keef, and Adolfie have died. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I have died. Oh my god, that's what you would hear if you went to Hayrittle Vittelhal. Is that? Oh my god. I think my neighbors are banging on my front door.

Yeah, there's definitely banging coming from inside of my head. The banging is coming from inside your head. Um, I honestly keep all of it if anything I'd more have our DMG and post-sign. Sorry, Erin. And John Patrick Cullen. Casey Tony to the editing. And Marty Perrin to the music. Photo created by Emily Cardamus and Emily Nemore. Hey there Chits and Chats! If you like that, you are going to love this week's Patreon.

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