Hey Riddle Riddle - #233: Nuckin Futs!

Episode Date: January 4, 2023

We wonder if we can really turn a new leaf this year and start the year off with a classy and sane start…probably not! We predict some 2023 events and we try to find new mantras that will help us be our best selves this year. Send us your mantras and riddles and let’s get this party(year) started!  Starring: Adal Rifai John Patrick Coan Erin Keif Editing by:  Casey Toney Theme by:  Arne Parrott Logo by:  Emily Kardamis & Emmaline Morris Want more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon! Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & prints Want to mail us something?  Hey Riddle Riddle  6351 W Montrose Ave #267 Chicago, IL, 60634 Want to leave us a voicemail? Call (805) RIDDLE-1 or (805-743-3531) Want to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fm   This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/riddle and get on your way to being your best selfSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a head gum podcast. Time. Do another one or what do you think? The times were pretty good, so... Hmm, I think Charles Dickens would disagree with you. The times were very good. Interesting. That's an optimistic view of the beginning of that book.

The times were very good. The times are very good. The times are very bad. It was the best of times. It was okay. You there, Bob. What day is today? Well, it's the best of times. It feels like a trick.

I'm gonna stay inside. It was the cabin of an airplane. It was the bus to quit. And the horse ain't ready. I'm saying, I'm ready. I keep it your head, with the brick on me. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Hey, it's 2023. We all know it's 2023. I have some very exciting news. Is everybody sitting down? Yes, I always record sitting down just in case there's

exciting news. Okay, so, oh, very, oh, you have a little blanket over your lap. That's, yeah, you're looking very chic. I'm not doing anything under here. Oh, that makes me think you are. Well, my hands get very cold, so I have to be under the blanket. Okay, no time to do that. We really did have a clean slate here, and then we immediately came all over it, I guess. Keep going. I did not do it any day. Okay, okay.

With 2023, as of January 1st, all of the original Sherlock Holmes material by Arthur Cohnendoyle is public domain, which means we can finally yes, we can finally publish our book Sure pop and Sherlock which is Sherlock in his dead as a dance battle crew Crimes winning dance battles you got your party got Sherlock sequel what son And I don't know why his father is sure pop which is a different last name. Yeah, we'll figure it out. We of course we haven't written it. We just had it on the back burner, but as of as of this year, public domain, let's go let's go Nuck and Futs. Let's anything we want to do. I don't know. 20 20 fucking nuts is public domain. We can finally say it again.

We want to do sure. 2023 fucking nuts is public domain. We can finally say that I've been saying nothing farts for so long because I know they're litigious famously. The fucking nuts people would have sued your fucking nuts off. They would have sued to blanket off your lap. Yeah, something is going on in there. I just my hands are cold. Okay, fine.

I'll have cold hands for the rest of the podcast. They're here. What are those gloves? These are my jelly gloves. I'm gonna have babies get up I'm gonna have babies get up I'm gonna have babies. It's the first one to be. We're the same. We're the same. We're the same. We're the same now. Happy New Year fellas. This is a mind-fuck for us because when we were recording this before the end of the year, it's 2022. This is coming out as the first step of 2023. Wow.

So we're basically time traveling. I thought we could do what I think is everyone's favorite thing to do on the show and maybe predict some celebrity deaths. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. Here's what I'll say number one with a bullet and well, they're not shut Rainforest or gone. Oh, yeah, I tell tell we gotta say how they died too Rainforest or gone bullets. Okay bullets Take the rain forests and 20 is it safe to say rain forest our celebrities? We know the name. We all about them sure. Yeah, right by by 2023

I'm gonna say January 2nd Rainforest or God I got a real one. Yes, okay, Ramam annual Former mayor go current ambassador to Ramam annual eaten by a helicopter. Oh, okay Top top top helicopter eats raw manual. He's gone before 2023. Yeah, that's my prediction. I got one Do you have one? Yes, I think blueie's dad is no What band Bandit

Yeah, can I guess how he died heard? Do you want to or do you want to just let dead dog support his kids to death? Okay, I'm gonna say okay. I mentioned rainforest. I'm gonna say legit. I'm putting money on this Did he improv support his kids to death? Okay, I'm gonna say okay. I mentioned rainforests. I'm gonna say legit. I'm putting money on this legit legit legit Chris Isaac wicked game Some sort of weird sex thing I know Yeah, wicked wicked games gonna get I say I can't I'm not gonna go to the record. Okay, so far it's all man it's all men dying.

So it's more likely. Yeah, I'm gonna say Chris Catan. Due to no, come on. What? That's okay. If it was his time, if it was his time, he's gonna play Meza Peepers one too many times. The remaining cast, the remaining living cast of the movie The Expendables,

and it's all gonna be aro-erotic association. Okay, we're talking. Still low, we're talking. Sports bigger, Statham, Statham, no. I think John Clevver, they have, I think Tony Ja, I think John One Group. I'm gonna email Jason Statham at gmail.com

and just say, please don't jerk off before the new year. And you know, hey, a shocking amount of celebrities just have their full name at gmail, as they're gmail. JPC, Dmind mind calling them right now? Yeah, no, right now. Hold on, give me one second and I'm dialing. Oy, bruv, this is Jason Statham.

What's up? I think I got an Instagram machine. I think I have an Instagram machine. I'm just joshing your fucker. I'm like here right now. A place that he's a beep after his town. There's a joshing you there. I'm right here right now. A police. He's a beep after his town. There's a Josh in you there. And we're a beep. That would say if I was an answer machine,

but this is really Jason Statham go for Statham. He's there. He's there. He's there. He's there. Oh, thank God. Jason, this is JPC from the podcast. Hey, Rato, Rato, you're on the air. Well, I mean, no, we edit this. Uh, is this is regards to a new transport on movie? No, Jason, I need to tell you, you are, you and the rest of the cast of the expendables, right, Jason, were you in the expendables? The first one?

Uh, yeah. Captain the point. Oh, not. Quick, quick, quick. Don't jerk off before the end of the year, you could dive auto around. No, this blanket is just to keep my hands warm. You gotta put the trust, no. This blanket is just to keep my hands warm. You gotta put the truss puffs. Steve, trust.

You're talking to a guy who knows the score, okay? Okay, I'm joking off. It's not for that. Well, that's the end of the Jason's safe in a bit. All right, B to it. I have something I want to talk about because I'm old man puzzles. First of the year, kind of the most important told man puzzles of the year, sort of setting

the tone. Yeah, to date. Hmm. Okay. We'll give it to you. I'm not that. You know, really important. I'm an important person.

Okay. So, um, you know, how people do New Year's resolutions. Of course. That's not quite what I, what I think is going to be best for us this year. I think that we should all adapt new mantras. Us, listeners, everyone's going to have a new mantra this year. I always wanted to adopt a mantra. They're beautiful oceanic creatures.

You change. They get a bad, ever since Steve are when they get a bad rap. They are beautiful creatures. Ever since I foster those fucking puppies, I'm done adopting mantras. I may be able to foster a mantra for a little while, but adopting is just, it's a whole thing. Um, so I have a list here of mantras. And, but we're going to do a little, hey, little, little spin on them.

They're a little dull. They're a little, so I'm going to read a mantra and then we're going to fix it. And then if it speaks to you listener or you, JPC, Adel or KC, you can adopt that as your new mantra. All the people. Yeah. Are you ready? Here's the problem. Yes. My mind is brilliant. My body is healthy. My spirit is tranquil. So how would we fix that? How would we make that better? Oh, I think to summarize that one, I'm a little bragger. I'm a little bragbag. I think I'm a little bragbag. Tall and cute. Okay. Tall and cute. I'm a, I'm a bragger. Okay, that sort of feels like we're, that's great. That's great. That's great. How about this one? I think I wanted to give my take on that one. Yeah. So can you can you read it to me one more time, Erin?

Yes, of course. My mind is brilliant. My body is healthy. My spirit is tranquil. Okay, my tits are popping. My booties don't stop it. And I'm going straight to the top. Okay, I that's one. That one's mine. No one else can stop it. And I'm going straight to the top. Stop it. That's one, that one's mine. No one else can take it. That was my dip. Adapted? I wanted that one.

I create my own path and I walk it with joy. I'm a landscaper. I drink my own piss. You do. You do. And that's it. I'm a landscaper and I drink my own piss. I drink my own piss and that's the only part of that. OK. I'm sorry. I drink my own piss and that's the only part of that.

Okay. I'm saying I drink my own piss and it tastes like bok choy. And I have that bok choy today. How about yesterday? My positive thoughts guide me to new heights. Hmm. Positive thoughts go into new heights. My name is David Blaine.

I think I'm trying to solve these mantras versus changing them. Are you allowed to have your mantra be declaring yourself as someone that already exists? I don't think anyone can tell you how to do your mantra, your mantra is your own. And if you want to make your mantra that your David Blaine, Lord help you. And of course, for listeners who are looking for an easy way to mantras, I do have the Infinite Live mantra code, which is up, up, down, down, left, right, right. Start, A, B, A, B, and that for mantra or for mantra two or three, I believe that gives you infinite lives.

Little cheater. Yeah. What is it? God. Montra. But do you want to win life with a cheat code or do you want to win life because you put in the hours? Cheek up. Okay, great. mantra.

It's a bit of mantra. I think it was where we go with that. Super mantra. Super mantra. Super mantra, brother's. I am conquering my fears and becoming stronger each day. I am conquering Algiers and becoming the nation of Fritz. That will be Algiers, criterion collection. Uh huh. I'm conquering my fears to becoming stronger every day. Mm hmm.

Okay. This is my fight song. Take back the night song. Why is that song familiar? End of my journey. No. I'm conquering my fears. I'm conquering my fears and growing stronger every day. The people who silently judged me on the bus

will one day be pumping my gas. Oh! I will have a good day because it's my choice. Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and gosh, people like me. I will have a good day because it's my choice. I will have a good day because it's God's will. Life's a fucking buffet. And I'm getting soup.

Okay, that's a good one. I'm getting soup. I'm actually a really bad lawsuit right now. And uh, lawsuit is a great name. Hold on. Well, right next to right next to our coffee shop, which we already settled on grounds for divorce. Kator tours. Fighting couples. Fighting couples. Uh, we will have lawsuit, which is so solely for lawyers, or those being sued, or jurors.

Do you think that like lawsuits would be, or some variation of that would be a good place to like sell suits to lawyers? Cause lawyers need suits. Hmm, what if they had posuits and it was suits for dogs? Okay, how dogs for all? Did you see how I just threw all my money at you? Ah, posh.

Sorry, you're writing this shit out. How dogs for all I just threw all my money at you Sorry, you're writing this shit out. It's a kind of a half dollar Aaron are you okay? No I did just Google it at all POSU does not become public domain until 2024 So we have to hold on to POSU His underrated Jill and Susan I'm not afraid to be wrong. No, I don't relate to this. It sounds like a riddle. I am not afraid to be wrong. I'm not afraid to be wrong.

I have no common sense. This is, what's the opposite to Thomas Payne? Thomas Tane. Thomas Tane. Yeah, I get so Thomas Tane. Thomas the Tane engine. No, that's something. No, you can say fucking. Dave, promise the pain engine. No, that's something. I'm gonna say fucking that's something.

That's something. I am terrified of being wrong. No. I'm not afraid to be wrong. I am not afraid to be wrong. You know what this sounds like? Is it sounds like one of those things that they say on like real housewives when they do the little intros?

When they do the little intros. Those are tiny tauntress. Yeah, I'm not afraid to be wrong is pretty good. I can't remember. Mariah made me come up with one of those real housewife intros and I don't remember what mine was. And my dog's haircut is $600. They all sound like that. But they'll pass soon. Aaron, here's haircut is $600. They all sound like that.

But they'll pass soon. Aaron, here's what I'll say. So far, of all the mantras, real or fake, this one resonates the most with me. Because I'll say in the last ever since March 2020, I have something that I like to call troublesome archival retrieval, which is where I am talking and I search for a word and it doesn't come or I search for some information It's just not there anymore. It's checked out from the library shelf where it used to sit. So I'll just say whatever I want to say just in terms of Continuous the story or getting my idea out there and I'm fine with it

But then someone will DM me and say, hey, buddy, real quick, when you mentioned that the Ninja Turtles friend was Casey Sullivan, it's actually Casey Jones. So I'm okay being wrong, because the listeners will correct me. And if you and our listeners do have permission to use that entire explanation as a mantra, right? Yes, absolutely. Okay, good. Well, then that's yours to use, everybody. It's a little long, but if you could memorize it, I think it'll be helpful to you.

All right. All right, Cliff. I have remembered my real housewives intro. What is it? It's going to say JPC, and I'm going to say, I'm dumb, I'm loud, and I'm doing crimes. Hahaha. Not bad.

All right, I got one. One crimes. One crimes. My body is a temple. I keep my temple clean. John Mayer. Yeah, that's John Mayer for sure. Wait, are these still riddles? Yeah, what game are we playing? My body is a temple.

I keep my temple clean. My asshole is a ton of love. And you could eat off the floor. My body is a temple. My body is a trumps off my body. I go vacuum, crumbs, plop, plop. eternal of love. And you could eat off the floor. That body is a trumps off my body. I go vacuum the crumbs. I got what? Okay, here's my my body is a temple and Sunday service will be Taco Bell and porn.

What a mess. What a mess. What a mess. What a mess. What a mess. I listen to my body and I give it what it needs. Similar to the last one. I listen to my body and I give it what it needs. I listen to my body and I give it what it needs. My body is bangin' and I stuff it full of Papa Jones. Yep. I got mine. I sit upon the potty and I push until it bleeds.

Oh no. Oh no. Every time. Every time, baby, where are you pushing? I clean myself out. That's what Elvis did. Every cell in my body is alive and beautiful. Every cell in my body is alive. Every cell is beautiful. This person's full Elvis did. Every cell in my body is alive and beautiful. Every cell in my body is alive.

Every cell is beautiful. This person's full of shit. Oh, I got mine. Every cell in my body is alive and beautiful. My upgrade of this is, everybody's face is full of tiny bugs. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Everything inside me is alive and it's trying to destroy me. There's a constant battle on my dermis and it's between the bugs and myself. I'm going to go with every cell begins with K.

I love it. K, I love it. Let's do two more and then we'll get to some real riddles. I will speak with confidence and self assurance. Hmm, speaks awfully and carry a big dick. Love it. Ah, carry with the biggest takes got to be Elvis, right? Gotta have a unit on that guy.

Oh, yeah. All right. We'll speak with confidence in self-chance. The last one is my commitment to myself. Wait, self-insurance? I didn't say it with confidence. Oh no, no. That's the last one.

I think I'll have that life insurance. You hit my car, can I get you a self-insurance? My commitment to myself is unbreakable. That's our last one. My commitment to myself is unbreakable. That's our last one. I am a Christian virgin. Cool, I like it. What else? I'm a Christian virgin with a blanket on my lap.

I'm a Christian virgin with a blanket on my lap. I'm either just con-kissed. I canceled plans with me twice and I didn't have the courage to say anything about it. Oh my god. That's a really good one. Yeah. I got real sad.

Well, excellent. Have you canceled plans with yourself? Almost every day, all the time, always. Absolutely. For time today already. Hold on. I don't know if I've canceled plans with myself, but for the last 10 years, I have called in sick to work doing stuff around the house. That's right.

I'm like, I'm gonna hang up that piece of art today. I'm like, nope, calling in sick. And I do that just for three months straight. I get fired, which means Gemma hides the piece of art. We're never gonna hang this up, so it's going away. It puts into the big pile of stuff that will never go on the walls. Um, well, thank you so much. You can use any of those mantras, the two of you, Casey, everyone listening. Or if I were you, I would bury this podcast

under a rock and walk away and not look back. But whatever floats your boat. Which works. Have either of the two of you ever used a mantra before? No, but that's a big thing, if I'm not mistaken, that's a big thing in meditation, right, to have a mantra that you repeat, or specifically transcendental meditation.

Yeah. I believe you have a mantra in that. A meditation that you do when you're going on that flight Okay, I actually do want to do some riddles stop stalling boys Stop stalling I love riddles that I want to do them Boys stop stalling boys. Okay, and you're pointing to your watch and making a stretch out mode. Is that? Don't tell them. Oh, is that the German said to whip up the troop story World War Tops?

Stop stalling. Oh, nice. Stop stalling boys. We'll have to evade. Please stop stalling. We have to stop stalling. Aaron, I forgot almost the most important check-in of every year. This year and every year. Don't have to be about the splits. Don't have you learned how to do the split? How did you know I was gonna ask that? Because I know it. I know I know I don't know what I keep canceling the plans with myself to try to do the split wow So what are you okay say the older you get the splitter you with? Yeah, if I can give you just a vision to give you a little push towards learning the splits love it if you learn the splits next time you're out to dinner with Sean and

Love it. If you learn the splits next time you're out to dinner with Sean and The waiter comes and says do you need anything else you can say Will split the check while dropping out of your chair Completely into the splits raising your arms and a tada fashion and making unbreaking eye-tie eye contact with a big smile Yeah, and I should wait until I could do a split, right? Because before that, it would look crazy. Eric, Eric, we'll split the check. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. Even if you learn how to do the splits, you practice it at home and you can do it pretty reliably,

I beg if you're not to do that. I know you, and I just know that whatever you think will happen, it will not happen. My pants, oh my pants. Eric, I got a deal. I got a, this will sweeten the pot. If you, you know, you put in the hours, you practice every day, if you are able to do the splits

and you can do the splits, I will do the splits without ever trading or practicing. Okay, that might work. If you can get to the place where you can do the splits, I will also do the splits and I will probably break both of my legs. I will joke is on you because I am doing Pilates now, and I'm much closer to the splits than I was

this time last year. So get ready to rip your body in half, dumb, dumb. I'm coming for you. I can't record Hey Riddle Riddle anymore. I gotta go practice. Okay, so thank you for checking in about the split, Saddle. I'm nothing but a disappointment to my friends and myself.

Just keeping the dream alive. I know, I thank you for holding me accountable. Nothing but a disappointment to my friends and myself. These are from Aiden Davis. And Aiden writes, dear Aaron and her two goons, which I immediately was like, well I should be the one to open this of course. Okay.

So these are, this is what Aiden says. I have a series called, I hate movies, Falker, can you quote me? Each riddle will first give you hints about a movie. The second half is a hint to a quote. The last word in the movie will be the first word in the quote. I know that sounds confusing but I think it's just best if I give you an example. I think I got my only question is is the quote from the movie or is it just a

famous quote in general? No, no, it's a quote from a different, there it's going to be like two, basically like a movie title mixed with a quote from another movie. I see, perfect. Yeah, okay. So, got it, okay. Amy Polar and Tina Fey joined forces in this pregnancy comedy in which Tom Hanks provides a metaphor for his adventures as an army vet, ping pong player, and shrimp fisherman. Baby mama always said life is like a box of chocolates.

Immediately got it. Baby mama. Can I just say the funniest thing, Gemma and I rewatched Forrest Gump somewhat. We stop, I don't think we watched the full thing, but the funniest thing in the world to me is there's a moment where he says, now you may not believe it to hear it,

but I can run like the windblows. That delivery is the funniest delivery. I'm convinced in the history of cinema. Oh no, man. I should not have taken a sip for you to that. I can run like the windblows. D-oh man.

Do you think that Forrest Gump, and Adel, you've watched it most recently? Do you think it's actually a good movie, or do you think that if it was like made nowadays, people would be like, what are you doing? I think it would be absolutely ridiculous if it got made today. I do think at the time,

it's hard to come to terms. I think at the time it was a good movie, because I think it was well made. I gotta say, I gotta say, I fucking love Robert Zemeckis. Who frame Roger Rabbit is one of my favorite movies of all time. So I'm a huge Zemeckis head. But I think, yeah, I think today it would be absolutely, it would be like a green book or crashed or I'm trying to think of some other movie, Chicago, like it would all ridicule. Yeah. The thing that I am, I mean,

it's just an absolute bummer, was that the guy who wrote the book Forrest Gump, like 10 years later, wrote a sequel to a Forrest Gump, called Gumpin' Co, and they never made Gumpin' Co into a movie. It's just like one of those Forrest Gump is a movie that was not screaming for a sequel, but it was like very popular and what awards and stuff, right? I wish that they had made

that sequel. I wish that they had made the Gump and Co sequel. That too late. Gary Seneis is still around. Well, he was in 2022. He wasn't 2022, but we are sad to announce Gary Sene it's all by a palaka. A palaka. A palaka. It was brief. The palaka, it was brief, but the palaka and eight cities. God dammit.

The best. All right. Next one. A behind the scenes look into the highly competitive and cut throat world of dog shows centers around sports agent screaming into the. Best show me the money. Best show me the money. Best show me the money. One point to JPC, one point,

daddle. Best show. I should know what Aaron finished. He's led your stars in this 1999 romcom about an unlikely romance between two high school outcasts featuring Jack Nicholson claiming that a lawyer. And things they hate about you can't handle the truth.

Yeah, at all. With the politeness, your politeness is going to lose you this game. I thought I thought for sure you can't handle the truth was going to be one of these because when Aaron described the game, I was like, you can't handle the truth. What movies in the you? I was like, that's not going to be. You were ready for it though. Sounds like I was I was I was thinking of that quote specifically. be. You were ready for it though. Sounds like, alright.

I was thinking of that quote specifically. That's the only quote from movies. That's also a very, the continuation of that quote is very funny because it's you can't handle the truth. I eat breakfast 200 yards away from people who want to see me dead or something. It's just a very funny, when it's screamed, it's very funny.

I eat breakfast being screamed is very funny. I eat breakfast. I eat breakfast. screamed is very funny. I eat breakfast. I scream I eat breakfast literally every day. That's my mantra. I scream it in my head. Stick right down in the bowl. Did you put Reese's peanut butter cups in your Cheerios and go, you can't add on the chest.

In this 2016 Star Wars movie, Felicity Jones deals the plans to the Death Star while having to listen to Alice and Hannah can Alice and Hannah again recant her tales on a summer getaway. This one time in band camp. Yeah, Star Wars movie ends with this. Oh, no, it's one rogue one time. Okay, okay. Um, I'm finally watching andor. I'm no one late. I'm late. Good point. Is it wait, 2024? I may have skipped a year. We're gonna do one more of these. And then we're gonna go on break, and I'm serious. I love these.

I know, but I think these are awesome. In a 2015 remake of a post-apocalyptic wasteland, an eccentric scientist ends the movie with a classic line. and eccentric scientists ends the movie with a classic line. Um, 2016 remake of a 2015 remake. 2015, that makes no difference. Apocalypse now, that's what I call music. It's a 2015 remake. Is this played runner, 24 years?

I think they filmed it in Australia. Oh, Mad Max Fury Road, where we're going, we don't need roads. Yeah, not one fun. Wow. That's very fun. We're going to go on a break and then we're going to come back to Aidan's riddles. Is that okay? With who?

With me? Yeah. I mean, I don't care what happens to me. And I have a new mantra. I cannot do the splits and I wish you'd fucking stop hey jpc you know how I love he looks sleep I love the he looks mattress brand especially nice sleep of my life I know not everyone is on board yet,

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Academy of Snorr? You know what? Even the Academy of Snorr. Glint close to falling asleep. That's why I got you. Oh yeah, I got that a lot. Hey, Adel, hey, Aaron, I got a bone to pick with the two of you. Sure, yeah, I wore the skeleton outfit just because I figured this was coming. Happy Halloween a few months early. It's not yet. What is it?

So you know how the two of you, I was like, guys, I am always so hungry for lunches and dinners and the like and you, jokers, told me, oh, JPC, it's okay, all you have to do is take some, you know, American paper currency, tape it to your front door, close the door, and then wait until someone brings you food. Well, I kept opening the door, and the money was gone, so I had to tape more money to my door. I think you didn't work at all. Oh, door cash.

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Wait, I've been pranked. But how? I don't know. Ha, ha, ha. Hey, Rick, go break the door. Oh, man. And we're back from break. How was everyone's break?

Call me soothing, cleansing. I got devastating news during the break. Oh, what I'm doing. Oh, I'm dying. I mean, I mean, this is terrifying news. This is another celebrity death, Aaron. Oh, no. We have another dead celebrity to add to our pile. I have one too

Who knows? How did you find out about? James Gandalf Feney who is a Comedy Gandalf impersonator doing a Tony soprano impersonation technically a celebrity Technically, he was eaten by a ballerog. Hey, Christopher, did we get the crystals? They would be Christopher. Did we get the fucking crystals? Yeah. A rock, Adam, uh, R&E, James Gandalf, Edy. A ball gag, Adam, a bite by a ball gag. Um, I have some sad news.

Aaron, please. Oh, no, Adam, what is it? Because I know you're a huge fan of National Lampoon Christmas vacation. No, Adelaide is because I know you're a huge fan of National Impune's Christmas vacation. Rainy Quaid is no longer walking among this mortals. He was killed by natural causes, of course, being Dennis Quaid killed him. And his brother Dennis kind of kind of side and side, you know, to that Chevy Chase was chased down by a Chevy and was it heavy?

It was heavy uh... it was heavy uh... the funeral is classy we drove into the levy oh good good but the levy was dry well the levy was dry but there was a dry out of the house uh... because everyone is laughing because they played a best of chevy chase mod community

a best of the community yeah the community some of community, some of the community stuff was rough. It was mostly the him falling down on the big ladder thing. Yeah, like the first day of his career. And then the behind the scenes footage of the rap party where Dan Harmon says everybody hates you. Or would billberry punch to been called him a medium talent. Oh my God. I forgot about that. Yeah. Yeah. Anyways, back to these Aiden movie riddles. These are great. Aiden, thank you so much. May God have mercy on your soul. Please keep these coming. Great. Steve Carrell's life. That makes up for God. Covering my bases. Sure, sure. Steve Carell's life changes dramatically

when his wife asks him for a divorce. But one thing keeps him happy, the scent of burning acid. I can't remember the name of this movie. This one with Ryan Gosling. We took off his shirt and what's your name? You look like a... In the stone. Yeah, in the stone.

It's that one. What is that? I don't think I've ever seen it. It's not Dan in real life, but is that also a steeper? I'll move you where he's sad. I thought it was. Or is that Ryan Gosling? Dan in real life.

No, it's not Dan in real life. That blow up doll girlfriend. That's Lars and the real girl. Lars and the real girl, yeah. I think we have a hint because I don't think I've ever seen this movie. I have seen this. It's like three words, but. Three words. Must love dogs.

No. This one always shows up on like the Netflix role. They're like, never really. You really got to watch this movie and I'm like, I think I did watch it like 10 years ago. I don't know if this is going to help. 40 year old virgin. But maybe the, oh, let's focus on the quote. I think I did watch it like 10 years ago. I know this is gonna help. 40 year old virgin. But maybe the, oh, let's focus on the quote.

The sense of burning acid. The sense of burning acid. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Yeah, so it starts with the title ends with love. Oh, oh, oh, uh, crazy stupid love. The smell of napalm in the morning. Nice. Nice. Crazy, rich love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Asians. Yes. Okay. Ow, ow, ow, ow. Ow. Wow. Wow. Wow.

Wow. Wow. That your answer to that reddle was the equivalent of someone like grabbing my earlobe and dragging me into another person. Hey, can I talk to you? Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. might earlobe and dragging me into another photo. Hey, can I talk to you? Brendan Frazier tumbles upon an ancient tomb, unwittingly setting loose a 3000 year old legacy of terror to escape he must communicate with his people on a distant planet using modern

day communication. The mummy, dearest, can I talk to you, please? The mummy of the telephone. George of the jungle, no. This is the mummy. We're the mummy. Because of the mummy returns. Yeah, it is the mummy, so you're doing great.

The mummy, and then what's the second half? The mummy E. Just think of like E. The mummy E. And then what's the second part? Communicate with his people in a distant planet using modern day communication. So it might be an A and A. T. Phone home. Yay! He did it!

Wow. When E T is dressed up like a woman, it does it for me. What? Something about it. I've been feeling a baby. Okay, here. I want to see a baby. Okay, here I wanna see a scene. Yes. What a sea of scene.

So this is gonna be, it's your lucky day. You're gonna be playing ET. Aaron, of course, you're young, Drew Barrymore. This is the very end of the movie. ET has phoned home and he's caught a ride to come pick him up. But Aaron, you're about to see for the first time the rest of the people, are the beings that eat, eat, eat, is with, and they're all mummies.

But ffff. By E T. E T. Go home. I know, but- Must reveal real name. Oh, what is it, E T? Real name is Karl. What? Karl. Karl Thompson

real name. Goodbye. Oh my ride is here. Oh can I meet them? You probably shouldn't He I need car We're not using your code name right car is cool I should have said I am spy for my planet Carl Thompson number one spy Sorry, they dropped I Sorry, I just- Sorry, I dropped. I just looked like a cute kid, but ET, we- I really- I was expecting more aliens to come pick you up. These are like... Spooky mummies. Yeah.

Yeah, or spooky. I mean, come on. What mummies, but what are spooky? You've insulted my planet. I must now declare war on Earth. Oh, thanks to you Elliot's friend. I want to say Claire wow my name is Carl actually, so Wow three carls just chilling our our planet all names are Carl So good newsy. All three carls just chillin. This number on CBS.

New carl you come back to our planet too. We make you spy of some other planet. New carl too expensive. Police carl. New carl loses value soon as we take it off the earth. I have that new carl smell PC's PC's please eyes, but like Bubby I've called scene on the scene three times How to like kill the scene? How do I kill it?

My new mantra is scene is not the end. Oh, that's scary. We're gonna get Our long scenes on the show. I don't, I mean, that's okay, but. Ooh. That's not going to play ET. Mariah does not like ET. Mariah thinks that ET is a like hideous thing. I think that she, she saw, she saw like the ET thing at the universal, right?

During the ET ride when she was very little. Like, yeah. And yeah, and she didn't scared her. And I think she has a thing about ET. I don't care about ET, but I do think that ET looks kind of gross as a thing. Yeah, he looks like a tree root ball sack. Like if trees had ball sacks, that's what ET looks like. And the ride at Universal is terrifying because you go famously, you go to ET's home

planet, which I want to say is Endor or something. And there's all these weird creatures that show up and it's like clearly off the rails. Like they clearly were like, we don't know what these people look like. Just have them look like ET, but no, they went kind of nuts so with the design. So I'm sure you can find something online because I think they dismantle it to make room for like fucking fast and the furious roller coaster or something. So look it up online, it's terrifying.

And when I think about ET, I think about this all the time, there was a tweet almost two years ago today from Colin Crawford, Hello, Colin on Twitter. And he just says, me and my friends would have killed ET with hammered, so I can tell you that. That's incredible. That's what you could do. That's so happy. Happy two year out of hers. Me and my friends would have killed ET with hammered so I can tell you Happy two-year anniversary to that very good joke. That's Kidman. Um

ET I'm pretty scared of ET, but I'm way more afraid of the off-brand ET Mac in me. Oh, yeah So And me. Oh, yeah, that was pretty terrifying. So so so eyes. For a ball. Um, I'm so I'm so terrified of Falcore from Neverending Story. Mm-hmm. Uh, the noise from the Domino's commercials also terrifying. Terrific. How? Why do so many serial and pizza mascots? Why are they always trying to get the thing that they're the the mascot for? Should they get like like we have friends who represent fast food

and they get, I assume free fast food for life. Famously they don't, but I feel like, if you're the mascot, if you're like tricks the rabbit, you should get free tricks for life. You would think that they'd want to pay tricks rabbit and tricks versus like a cash settlement. Well, I was a kid and I watched the movie Happy Gilmore and they gave Happy Gilmore like a subway black card because he does a subway commercial

I was like damn that's the life George Clooney famously has a McDonald's black card He doesn't need it. George Clooney, I know but he talked about them on a talk show So they gave him one I think it's just the fact that I know that factoid is as why they did it How can that but is that real or is that just like a gift card with like infinite funds on it? You're like, like, how does he go to McDonald's? Does every McDonald's employee get trained on the fact that George Cludy might show up with this fucking black card? Does anyone else have one? It is funny if he goes into McDonald's and they're like, that's 32

17 and he goes, not so fast and they go, McTah, he just got his meal comped like the multi multi. George Glitty getting his black card like like a declined like three times it run it again it's good I mentioned this on a commercial just run it again just run it one more time. Well I don't have my wallet. I have a question for you. Yes. Maybe there's a representative from some fast food place listening. If some fast food place were to send us any sort of merch or car or anything, we are literally begging you to send us something. Yes.

What fast food place should it be? You're not going to like this answer. Uh-oh. Don't say long john silver. Long john silver. If you're listening long john silver. Hey, then they won't be because they've been dead for a hundred years Long and shoulders the tables have turned my man 20 years ago when I was at my peak silverhood

You were doing great, but now you come to me hat and hand and guess what I'll take you inside I'll give you a shower. I'll shave your beard All you you Flanks and hush puppies. Why do you have such a sexual relationship with long gone? Super sexual. No, I'm not sexual. Don't worry about it. That's none of your concern. Long gone silver. If you're listening. Let's do let's work together. Let's do a deal. Let's collab.

Well, no one else will work with us now. So yes, long gone silver. Please. I have no hope. Trust us. So yes, long john silver's please. I guess. I hope trust it. I'll jump on Adel's thing because Adel there are. And I think there's actually one like relatively near to us. There is still a long john silver stockobel, which is an insane combination restaurant to exist. But there is one that a it could be closed down.

I think I went there like seven months ago. But I was like, oh, a Taco Bell. Oh, it's a long john silver stockobel. I think if they do those mashups, like the pizza hot Taco Bell or the NW root beer and I don't know, fucking fuzzle or whatever it is, I think they should have to put alternating words. So it should be long taco John Bell silvers. That makes sense. Yeah.

I will say this, if you work at the Chicago Taco Bell Long John Silver's, go ahead and email some of those little cracklin' things and a YouTube video to 6351 Westmontras Ave, number 267, Chicago will it always 60634, so that I can have another uncomfortable conversation with the person who works at that UPS store where they say, hey, why do people keep mailing you this shit? And I say, I don't know, man, I don't ask them to. But this time I will have to say, I did ask them to mail me this bean burrito. You know what's about to happen?

Long John Silver is about to invoice us. They're gonna be like, past $200 for this particular name so much. You guys also... Aaron, I'd also be open to working with Chipotle. Cudoba. I'm not gonna be a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's not a person who's They sent one of them. I want to work with McDonald's. A very rude reply. Because they said, why would we advertise, why would we collaborate with you when you already give us free advertising? That's what they said to us.

And we said, we could change this to a fucking, anything we change it to an Arby's and you're fucking ruined. I mean, they did get you pretty hard on that one. They did. Yeah. We're fucked. We're stuck.

We're on our side. Yeah. If any one of these big brands wants to send us like a cool jacket that says burger king on it or whatever, go ahead and send it to us. Most likely what you will send us is a season to assist, but guess what? We'll put a big binder of them and then we'll take them to live shows and have people sign the season to assist. Deceased by assist.

I will say, I'll take this opportunity, I'm gonna grab this opportunity by both cheeks and give it a big fat smooch on the forehead. Okay. I gotta say, aligash white. I gotta say, I gotta say, aligash brewing has been nothing but wonderful to us. The people in aligash have sent us so much swag, so much beer, they're wonderfully kind,

everyone drink aligash. Hey, unless they weren't supposed to, and then they didn't do that. That's. There's wedding at their desks. Oh, no, no, no, no. They're like closing down the tab that has Hey Riddle over to open. It's like a view of one of those like porn pop ups. It just keep more episodes. They're 55 year old boss is like, uh, can I see in my office? I was listening to

the newest episode of Hey Riddle. Yeah, like bullshit. We call both He's he's walking around the the bullpen with a big truncheon just slapping it against his hands like waiting for people to fuck up and Double checking their hat inventory All right, what would you what what company in fast food would you want to work with? I mean make Donald's call versus my favorite, but I don't live in New York Culverts anymore. Did you know that JBC and I, our houses are separated by a culverse? Oh, but you know what I love?

The right culverts divide. It's a cool thing. It's a demilitarized zone. Merch. I want like, I don't, if I can't have a culvert's gift card, I want like a sweatshirt that says culverts on it. If is yeah, I'll take a sweatshirt that says I shit myself 13 minutes after eating a coke an Oreo concrete blast

Okay, I Jamesy. I just want to read bubble and they have that available. Oh, no I'd like to see a scene actually JPC you are a Burger King employee at all you, you are a McDonald's employee, and you're in love and your love is forbidden. I can't believe we're doing this. Should we? Should we get back to work? I'm sorry, I'm just, I'm so soft away and I'm, I've never said this before to anyone,

but bada bada bada I'm loving you. Don't, don't, don't, I'm loving you. Don't don't don't I'm loving you. Don't finish that. Don't finish that. Okay calm down you have to be cool. No one's gonna spot us here. No one goes to Arby's but we we have to remember you and I are not allowed to be together. Okay. I know. We can't we can't you can't be loving it because we can't be loving it outside of this

This is how it has to be do you remember what you told me date one you said I could have it my way Yeah, do you remember that but I'm gonna have it is that part of it my way right away? No Thank you. No, I just said that you could have it your way, okay, okay, but we also have to have it Ronald's way and we have to have it Ronald's way, and we have to have it the king's way. Yeah. And those two ways go against each other. They are not cross-street, or no,

or they are cross-street. Parallel. Or they run parallel, but they're on parallel. But yeah, okay. Can I blow your line? Like Ronald and the king? Like Belmont and Fullerton. Oh, great example.

Well, no wait, they intersect, famously intersect. Oh, no. Big intersection. Damn. Wait, Ronald and the king fucked? Yes. Yeah. What do you mean?

Don't you know what they gave birth to? No. Finish your beef and cheddar, tell me. That's how little rallies was born. You mean checkers. Well, that's a checkered past. Because Ronald and the King fucked and gave birth to rallies. I didn't know.

And when these two people came together, they gave birth to rallies. And famously they went in and out. They will do this very special sauce, an animal out. They will, they will, that's very special sauce, an animal sauce. They, they did an animal style. Tell me they didn't do an animal style. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe He was exactly how long it could have gone on. Who the? Let's finish Aidan's puzzles. Aaron loved this 2022 historical epic inspired by true events that took place in the kingdom of Dahomi, which includes a Denzel Washington rant proclaiming his greatness in the comparison

to a mythical being. The woman King Kong ain't got nothing on me. Yep, ain't got shit on me, but we don't swear here. Oh, we got shit. Sorry. Yeah me, but we don't swear here. Oh, we got shit. Sorry. No, no, we don't swear here. Um, and King Kong, I was like, the woman King Kong certainly didn't make a movie called the woman King Kong.

In 2022, come on. And she goes to the top of sax fifth avenue. Not the price. What are we doing here making a movie called the woman King Kong? Woman Godzilla, of course, is coming soon. In this 2009 movie, inspired by a children's book, a young boy runs away from home and sails to an island filled with creatures that take him in as their king. But one fierce warrior must ensure that he has the attention of the audience after demonstrating

his fighting ability. Where the wild things are, Maty. So, order, have you got the first half? James in the giant peach me, I'm irons. BFG. Willockers, Mr. Thompson. Something that people yell. It's like, the guy yells it. What can you give the clue for?

Hey, dumbass, you're sleeping on the sidewalk. So, it's where the clue for the book? Hey, dumbass, you're sleeping on the sidewalk. So it's where the wild things are. And so begins with R, A-R-E. Are you going to the mall later? Yes, the famous. Are you going to the mall later? That's what yells.

Where the wild things are. That's what they call R. You not entertained us from building medicine. Yes. Are you not entertained? Yes, you got it. Very nice. Are you going to the mall? That's Billy Madison, right? Yes not entertained this from Billy Madison. Yes. Are you not entertained? Yes, you got it. Very nice. Um, and that's Billy Madison, right? Yeah. Yes. Yes. Yes. And they're both from Billy Madison. I was gladiator recently because I was like, that's, that is a long

movie, right? I feel like every time I'm like, Oh, gladiators on it. I can watch gladiator. I'm like 40, four hours. I'm not watching gladiator for that long. No, no. I can watch that movie for 26 minutes and not a moment longer. I think that was the first movie where one of the actors died and they're like, you know what? We're just going to computer generate the rest of his performance. Yeah, Russell Crowe died and they just You're a Hitler to wear a wig They threw him right in there Did wait did one of the actually is really dying glad either? Mm hmm.

There was the old guy who he is like his mentor. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. He died and they like see you at it. It was like a big deal at the time. It was like the beauty in the beast ballroom scene. We're like that was such a groundbreaking thing. And now we look back on it. We're like garbage.

Yeah, it looks like this. It's like ass. Like shit. This kids movie looks like fucking shit. Sir, we're gonna have to remove you from the family video. Please. We remind you it's not plague. You're just looking at the DVD cover.

Fuck you. We got it just a couple more. I would be horrified if we didn't finish these. And all the real pod past featuring Greece quotes. Okay, and Christmas figures as relatives must as. Hey, Riddell, Riddell, me this. Yeah, they wrote over it on me this Batman. Hey Crusader to solve their puzzles, yeah.

Wow. Well done. Wow, Riddell, you was really working to pull what the quote would be with Riddell, and he got Ridd Riddlebee this map. Jim Carrey, greatest riddleer we've ever known. Mm-hmm. Well, thank you so much, Aiden, for those riddles.

Pretty cool that you sent them in. Very, very, very grateful, right, guys? Very grateful. No. Is it too late to call for a scene? No, of course not. I wanted to get through this, because those were fantastic, but I did want to see a scene. Aaron, you are congratulations. You are starring as the new

woman King Kong. Oh my god. And JPC in King Kong, King Kong famously grabs a woman and runs to the top of the Empire State Building. Famous. In this movie, the woman King Kong grabs a man state building in this movie the woman King Kong grabs a man and takes him to the top of sex 5 Avenue so we're seeing that scene where we're King one King Kong grabs a man and goes to the top of the building. Hey, do you mind if I just sort of also do you have any like existing injuries or things that are sore right now or anything like that? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yeah Greg. I'm gonna have to call you back. Oh my gosh I'm sorry. What's up? So sorry? I'm Hi, you're a big you're a big monkey huh? Yeah Thank you. Um, woofer doofa

So I just want to make sure that you're cool that but I'm gonna grab you tall drink a muscle milk. What do you bitch? Yeah, I don't know. You don't tell me okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't want to I don't want to it's not a competition I don't think I'm in a way to don't tell me You know why I might go find someone else, you know, I don't want to, I don't want to, it's not a competition, and I don't think I'm in a win, so don't tell me. Uh, you know, why do I might go find someone else? Uh, you know, I get off at 5, which is just in a couple of minutes. And I also get off at a couple of minutes if you know what I'm saying. Yeah, I'm in a, I'm sorry, sorry, uh, sorry. Uh, bye.

Come on, where are you going, beautiful? Hey, other guy, um... Oh, I'm seeing someone. Oh, no, no, oh, I'm seeing someone. Oh, no, no, no, I'm not looking to stay. I'm flattered, though. Thank you. I'm flattered. Oh, forget it. Grab a mannequin that is a guy. Go to the top of the Empire State Building. A man mannequin?

Ah! Ah! This is the military. We will have to remove you from the city if you don't come down from the building. You're over 40 in New York. Okay. Okay. Okay. Jenkins here on the ground from Channel 6 news. There appears to be a woman on top of this building having some sort of episode uh... some sort of behavior coming from everything this woman tried to ask me out it was so pathetic so sad

uh... yet true it's true she tried to pick me up and while i was on top of the empire state building i thought to myself is sex really god in the city i'm off the misunderstood It's sex really gone in the city. Should I move to the suburbs? I'm awfully misunderstood. Seen. Seed.

Oh god, that's so stupid. Okay, all right. Oh, love it. Hey, let us write the Wubu Kit Kong. Come on, we can do it. Come on. That's our spec script. Longer or super-sleeves.

Let us write this movie. Um, so let's just, we got a couple more minutes, So let's quickly try to get through Lauren's riddles Oh, okay, because they're sort of in the same vein. I wrote some silly name combo riddles for a segment on a college radio show I do with a fellow hey riddle riddler shout out to them I Wonder what their radio show is called but check it out if you can find it I You can find their radio show that we don't know the name of checking out.

I think that these are similar to ones y'all have done in the past. They combine the full titles, names or moniker, a fictional characters or real people based off a clue. Example, the wicked witches' parents were murdered in an alley. Alpha Batman. That's a tank twister. The last two were from our Halloween's booktacular, so beware the thematic shift. The answers are in the white font. Awesome! Let's get these going. When this classic cartoon character isn't

munching on ghosts, he's dreaming the impossible dream, fighting the unbeatable foe, bearing with unbearable sorrow. You got it so quick. Lauren, you got it so quick. Lauren, bear in the wheelchair. Ladies pass Elfa Batman and I think I would be a good teacher. If I didn't say unlimited together, we're unlimited. Did that really just happen? Have I actually understood this weird qu quirk got dry. Does the

present are high? To be popular. No, it's a bad one. Another song. That is cool. I hope I like it. I like to be popular. Dancing through life. Elokanaman, Natchimaka, Elokanaman. Not you ma'ka look at me. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha No one mourns, no wicked car. Okay, that's nothing. We're sorry. We're sorry. I'm having too much. I must be a terrible host. I must be a terrible host, old sport. For you see, I'm a single lady.

Oh, James Bond. James Bond, Yancey. James Bond, Yancey. He's from a club. James Bond is from a club. Oh Beyonce. He used to throw parties. James Bond is from the world. Oh, the great guy's Beyonce. Yeah. Mm-hmm.

The great guy's Beyonce. That's a bit of a finagle. Yeah. What's cool are the leading the Continental Army of the United States? This is all. I believe I believe. I believe.

I believe. What's cooler than being the leader of United States? Joe Biden, Tony Hawk. What was it? The Continental Army of the United States. So maybe he was the first president United States Joe Biden, Tony Hawk? What was it? The continental army of the United States. So maybe he was the first to do it. Washing Tony Hawk. You're saying well, do you?

I like to see a quick scene. So sorry. It might be. Tony Hawk. It doesn't. JPC, you are George Washington and you are giving a speech to going into battle and then you're going to get on your skateboard and go into battle. And Adel, you can react to get on your skateboard and go into battle and

add all you can react to that as one of his. Perfect. Yeah. That's one of his what? People in the army, what is it? What is it? What is it? You got it.

You got it. Here ya here ya. Listen up, sixes, a ten is talking. I'm the tallest man, which means I'm like the king and Here's what we're gonna do We're not gonna fight in those like straight fucking lines like the British like to do with everybody taking turns shooting That sucks, but we never win that way. What? Everybody's this everybody basically just get a gun go out into the trees or whatever shoot as mini British as you can, okay?

Oh, it don't get in my way All right six foot seven guy gonna get on a skateboard Oh Okay, yeah, real now he's slowly moving and now a 1080 Jesus Christ air What how? And now a 1080 Jesus Christ air. What? How? How did he do a 1080 Christ air? Okay, switch wings with the double and then get back on the skateboard. Oh, I see that was Thomas Jefferson.

That guy, that guy saw me. Kill him. Jefferson grinds. Oh no. Say that and I'll shoot that guy. What? Shoot him with your beard. Come play him.

I'm drunk. I'm drunk. I'm drunk. That's seen. I think Aaron, Aaron, you just gave me my model for 2023, which is Cableam, I'm drunk. Oh, okay, well we're gonna have to. And it's also a new musical I wrote. Everyone please check out, I assume June of 2023,

Cableam, I'm drunk, we'll be a new musical starring all three of us. You can check out in Chicago. That is my plug Uh, Aaron Keefty have any plugs. Oh wait, we gotta do I just want to finish her riddles really quick Oh, this is this we had two more Lauren riddles will go through very quickly Her eyes will turn you to stone her impact as a first woman on the Supreme Court snake acular

Maduce Andradeo Connor brilliant This clown thinks that everything floats down here, except an apple which falls straight down due to gravity. Pennywise men say. Pennywise. Pennywise, it's Newton. Mm-hmm.

Pennywise, it's Newton. Okay, okay. Thank you, Lauren, and whoever you do your radio show with, thank you for listening, and I appreciate you sending in those riddles. If you want to have your riddles read in the show, please email hrrapodcastedgemo.com. And don't forget to include the name of your radio show. Otherwise, I mean, we're just gonna say your radio show,

and then, you know, no one will ever find it. If we won't be able to plug it. Well, I'll find it. I'll find it. Yeah. Go ahead. Speaking of plugs, Aaron keeps you having able to plug it. Well, I'll find it. I'll find it. Yeah. Good. Speaking of plugs, Aaron keeps you having anything to plug. You can, hmm, hmm.

You can go listen to sitcom D&D if you want. It's a lot of fun. We're coming to the end of season two, and you can find that anywhere you find podcasts. Addle, come on to you. Anything to plug. You can call me Ray. You can call me Ray J. You can call me Ray me Ray Jay Johnson you can also check out my new musical

Cableam I'm drunk I also hope to have some merch of Cableam I'm drunk that is my new favorite saying Cableam I'm drunk also please check out Alagash Brewing Company these some delicious beers have some great merch also check out Long John Silver's. JPC was not lying. Those little cracklings, those little crispies at the bottom are delicious. They're we figured out what they were called once on a picture on episode. Now, I don't remember what they are.

I think I just call them crunchies. I forget. We just call them crunchies people. We did. That's what we call them. That's what we call them. JPC, do you have a five-star review to read? I do have a five-star review to read.

If you want to get a five-star review featured on an episode of Hey, Rural, Rural, just go to Apple iTunes. Leave us a five-star review and your review might get picked to be read aloud on the show. Today's review comes from the Buffy bot. The Buffy bot writes, Jack Goff. I'm sorry. Jack Goff. Yeah, Goff.

I hooked up with a guy once whose name was Jack Goff. Last name, Jack Goff. Yeah, Goff. I hooked up with a guy once whose name was Jack Goff. Last name, pronounced Goff. Okay, so Jack Goff, if you're out there listening, great name. Future character on the show. We love to see it. I have actually, this is going to sound super crazy, but I have one more riddle from Aiden, and I'm going to read it to you. Oh, okay. This 2015 box office flop features Channing Tatum in Milacunis as a young woman who discovers her destiny as an heiress of intergalactical nobility and must fight to protect the inhabitants

of Earth from an ancient and destructive being. In all of us, no wizard that there is or was, is ever gonna bring me down. I hope you'll happy. Look at who's that middle. Bye forever. Ahhh. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Hey there, 200s and EPS! If you like that, you are going to love this week's Patreon. It's a celebration of our 200th Patreon, and we're going back in time to take a little trip to Zemara previous episodes. You can listen to that plus our entire Batcadilog at Patreon.com, so I'll say riddle riddle by joining the clue crew for $5 a month or the review crew and

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