Hey Riddle Riddle - #236: Thomas the Riddle Engine w/ Thomas Sanders

Episode Date: January 25, 2023

The wonderful Thomas Sanders joins us this week and we are obsessed with him! He brought us some riddles formats to solve from HRR past and the four of us contemplate the troubled existence of the guy from operation. Why is his nose like that!?! Why isn’t he getting better? Starring: Adal Rifai John Patrick Coan Erin Keif Editing by:  Casey Toney The wonderful Thomas Sanders joins us this week and we are obsessed with him! He brought us some riddles formats from HRR past and the four of us contemplate the troubled existence of the guy from operation. Why is his nose like that!?! Why isn’t he getting better? Theme by:  Arne Parrott Logo by:  Emily Kardamis & Emmaline Morris Want more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon! Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & prints Want to mail us something?  Hey Riddle Riddle  6351 W Montrose Ave #267 Chicago, IL, 60634 Want to leave us a voicemail? Call (805) RIDDLE-1 or (805-743-3531) Want to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Otherwise you'll end up like me Poles back face to reveal skeleton like me pulls back face to reveal skeleton. What do you think? What? How can you do that? If you keep doing the podcast, your skin will come loose and you'll be able to pull it back like a curtain. Isn't that crazy?

I guess. I mean, it sounds like, by the way, sorry, that happened to you, but it sounds like maybe Aaron and I, like Aaron's probably got like a decade before, like she could do it for, and I have maybe like seven years. But we get to that level. I guess I should say, as you can clean,

don't say it. In the future, only I have this problem, you two are fine, you're, you should all be successful. Do I have a pool? Do I have a butler?ler no Aaron you have two pools and 10 butlers you have a pool for each butler well no you have two pools and 10 butters for about what marriage am I And do I have one soaking wet butler because that is my dream Aaron you're on marriage three to Shawn Mendes

you're on marriage three to Sean Mendez and GBC. 10 soaking wet butlers, but not in the way that you think. Aaron, first marriages for mud, but love second marriages for money, third marriage is to Sean. Ben does. Everybody says the first marriage was to Sean green. The second was the Seth green and the third was to Sean Mendez. You wait Sean Seth Sean All right, well get out of here you little weirdo. All right, bye bye

Kick and I'm married to lie. I love it if you care. Bye-bye Cross back into a hole. Hey guys. What did I what did I miss? I was grabbing a coffee Some weirdo you wouldn't believe us if we told you you goobers. I would believe you Did you bring anyone with you. No, but I'm noticing a little skin tag right by the base of my neck. Oh, actually, I did run into someone at the coffee shop. I went to Kara Boot Coffee if you care, a boo. Are you goobers? Do you remember Thomas Sanders?

We had him on a patronite episode and it was a GD blast. Yeah, I'm a big fan. Was that like April, or 22? Oh, you want to autograph for a picture or something? I enjoy you as well. No, not. Thomas, do you mind coming over here? Hey, yeah, I just was coming from the coffee shop.

You dragged me all the way over here. I said I had an engagement, but I decided to come because I'm afraid of saying no to things Congratulations and engagement You seem way more interesting You seem more interesting coming on but okay. Yeah, yeah, I'm really trying to figure out you know a way to get a special power to Peel back my face like a carton exposing bones. I think that would be a pretty cool X-Men power. Yeah, I'm not sure how hard up the X-Men are, but I don't know if we're revealing a skull

behind your face's power. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It would disarm a lot of people and then the other X-Men would come through. Yeah, just wasn't that I killed himself in front of me. Although I guess we are just describing Red Skull. Uh, kind of. Thomas, thank you so much for coming on. Hey, I'm happy to be here.

I officially made it. The official Hey Riddle Riddle show itself. Is this a step up or a step down from the Patreon? I don't. Step up. I've been wondering some lateral stumble. It's a lateral stumble. Yeah. I don't... It's definitely... I've been wondering, it's a lateral stumble. It's a lateral stumble.

Yeah. I'm so excited to be here. Thank you all for inviting me. Yeah. Of course, the Patrons. I'll say this. The Patreon's the better show. That's the better show. We'll end it in a while.

We all know. But the main thing has its own allure, too. It's, you know, here we are stuck at Riddle Hell, whereas, oh, the Patreon, you know, we can do whatever the fuck we would. We're free. Something about this main show just keeps me coming back to it. That's for you. I don't know how many people in the, like, out there know, but I'm like, a huge fan of the show,

for anybody that hadn't listened to the Patreon episodes, which you should, you should support these people. I'm a huge fan of the show, so it's an honor to be here. Thank you so much, Thomas. It's so crazy. I'm a huge fan of the show, so it's an honor to be here. Thank you so much, Thomas. It's so great. But thank you. You're doing air quotes. No, yeah, the whole time. Thomas, I have two questions for you. What is just the curiosity?

And one is what we ask our guests when they come on the mean, when they come on the main feed. So what is your relationship? Where were you watching? You were very sick. I knew my lawyer. There we go. What is your relationship with riddles and puzzles, escape rooms, the things of that nature? You a fan, do they frustrate you? You know, I really, like I said to myself, they were going to ask this question and I still

didn't prepare an answer. I do love riddles. I especially love them when I get them. I love escape rooms. I'm a huge escape room head. We just got done with the toughest escape room in our town with seven minutes to spare murder on the Orient Express. It was very good.

But yeah, I think I'm like most people who listen to this show when I know the answer to the riddles. I'm like this is so easy, but there are so many riddles that stop me and it just frustrates me. Interesting Thomas that you said you're a big escape room head when we the community call ourselves scapegoats. Really? Interesting you don't know that terminology. Yeah, yeah. No, I literally try to get myself into all the escape room parties and escape room chat rooms and nobody's accepting my offer to get it. Try and drop in scapegoats and I think you'll find it's the wheels are greased.

And does it mean who has had escape room had multiple times in my life? I do have to say, we call ourselves escape goats. Is that an entirely different thing? A scap room? Sir, please try and solve the puzzles. Please stop. Please do the circle.

Sir, sir, sir. Sir? Does this get me an extra clue? I have an hour. An hour. I paid for an hour. This hole is here for something. I'm the guy that finds the hole of the escape room first and says, oh, I'll work out this puzzle.

I'm not a puzzle. And my other question I have for you, and then I'll get to the riddles. It's just something I want to ask you. Yes. Why is your speaking voice so amazing? Did you want to be like a newscaster when you were a kid? Did you like, were you obsessed with like animated shows? Why do you have just like the best speaking voice?

I, I, it's wild hearing people say that because I, I never think about that. were you obsessed with like animated shows? Why do you have just like the best speaking voice? I, I, it's wild hearing people say that because I never think about that and if you ask my mom, she'll be like, it's nothing special because she gets tired of it all the time. But I will say, I will say I have had such a dream to be a voice actor for not so much like, I wouldn't want to host things. I feel like if you started as a host, you stay as a host for forever, like a game show, but like I would love to voice like a cartoon or a superhero or something like that. And I've finally got representation last year. So I'm finally on the way to doing something about that.

Thomas, just to kind of give you a leg up with whoever might be listening, because we have a wide reach. Way way wider than you can ever imagine. Maybe give us, you say, Johnson was Thomas. You might want to voice a superhero. Why don't you use your regular speaking voice with a little bit of affectation and give us your best Wolverine in case,

because I know they're rebooting the 90s classic animated X-Men. So give us your best Wolverine, so you can get that audition out there. Perfect. okay. I could do this all day. That's a Wolverine quote, right? Holy shit. I guess Wolverine would ever say

that's a Wolverine quote. That might win. I guess we're looking for. That was when he was really trying to figure it out. Yeah, one time in the comics, he did say, hey, Bob, that's a Wolverine quote. He turns, turns to frame like a dead bull. We were looking for more like Snick, Snick, Snick or Snick or Snick. Snick is nice. I love that. I love that old Nickelodeon segment. Snick, Snick. Maybe eventually there will be a DC super hero

that directly conflicts with the riddler. And I'll be able to prove my riddle solving skills here and now. Yeah, I think I think Grant Morrison is writing voice man. Um, new character, just a sort of a syrupy sweet voice, just really nice, really soothing voice man. We're at a fucking ideas. I will, I will Uno reverse card this to all of you though because I think you all have Fricking fantastic voices Aaron your singing voice is incredible. Mm-hmm. I'll cry I'll cry

It is true. Oh, that's a dead stuff. I know Should I not be throwing compliments around I shouldn't be throwing at the beginning. No, I'm sorry. Sorry, I'm a little emotional right now. Just I'm just trying to unpack what you said. So the three of us have the three of us have great speaking voices and Aaron has a great singing voice. Yes. I know. For a fact, JPC and I have both wrapped and talking words. Yes, that's song singing. Talks. If you if you all put your incredible rhyming skills together with Aaron singing voice, you would be the, The Voltron of an incredible performance.

Okay. Thomas, you must have missed the episodes where JPC Night do cake songs and music. And we're trying the hardest with her singing voices. Now I do, I do love those. I, you guys could do, because there's all those singing the songs that have the little rep first in the middle.

It'd be an incredible eclectic array of performance. You know what, I don't mean so sorry. I'm so sorry, I'm confident enough in my singing voice. Why are you crying? It doesn't matter to me. Why are you crying, man? It doesn't affect me.

It doesn't affect me. There's tears in your mouth. I'm crying because I'm twisting my leg hair's real hard, Aaron. I told you I'm trying to braid them right now because I'm going to wait party later. Very well fair enough. Do one of my normal little stretches. She left me roses by the stairs. Oh, she cares.

Whoa. That'll just fill us. Don't do this. All right. Well, let's get to some riddles. You don't have to solve them, Thomas, if you don't do this. I know. All right, well, let's get to some riddles. You don't have to solve them, Thomas, if you don't want to. You can, like, make a pancake with them. What do I, like, I just want to be on here to observe,

like I normally do with the episodes. You're auditing. You're auditing. No, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah. You can be a little clipboard. These are from Kip. And Kip, they are, I mean, these are amazing.

They sent in some, if you're on the internet, you're gonna love these. And I know we are all on the internet because here we are. These are photograph meme format riddles. Okay. I'll show you what I meme right now. Okay, how to explain these?

Okay, so you know how people will replace, look at this photograph, look at this graph or whatever. These are going to rhyme with graph, but you have to sing it in the voice. Okay, so I think that the best way to get into this is to just give you an example of it. And then but when you answer it, you have to do your best impression of the voice. Okay, Nickelback voice. Got it. So does everyone remember what it sounds like? Yeah. Look at this sugar ray singer making his mark as the host of extra and don't forget the lyrics. Okay, so this would be, look at this mark, my breath. Yes, perfect.

Got it. Do we have to puss in or if we're just volunteering as we go? Oh, you're keeping us honest. I love it. We have to puss in. We have to puss in. Oh, within puss.

No, it's too late, at all. I'm not, I guess we don't have to puss in. So we deduct points from Adel. Yeah, Adel is points. Adel is points. Hey, what hey fuck you you lose what Thomas your teachers pet and I'm loving Should we pause here just keeping everybody honest in this room? Okay, before we answer questions in class should we compliment teachers hair and teeth

Teeth ew weird sit further away from me, J.B.Z. Hey, the farther back, the better the teeth, baby. I'll sit in the back of the glass. It's okay, it's all teeth to me. All right, next. Aaron, I saw J.P.C. came in and he did not wash his hands after going to the bathroom. Thank you, Thomas.

Go Star. Next year name. Not always. Look at this long necked creature that can't reach the leaves on the tall Sahara T. Drays. He always again. Look at this big giraffe. Oh, wait, for this kind of giraffe. Look at this long necked creature that can't reach the leaves on the tall Sahara. Look at this small giraffe. You didn't pause JPC. on the tall Sahara. Look at this small giraffe. You didn't pause JPC. I didn't pause. I don't. This is a learning moment for you. I hate this one. I'm going home. Shit, I'm already here. Never mind. I'm still going.

Puzz. No, JPC. I think Thomas Puzz. Thomas Puzz. Thomas. Look at this short giraffe. I will take it. We would also take in small giraffe. Small giraffe. I will take it. We would all have also taken small giraffe. Small giraffe. Yeah. All right. Ready? Look at this additive for a creamier coffee experience. Buzz. A buzz.

Adolf. I think he said buzz. I think this motherfucker said buzz. Hold on. Can we have one to miss in the class? Right. Thank you very much. Just to defend myself, I am no longer playing.

I am watching Toy Story, and when I watch Toy Story, I yell at the screen. J.P.C., you wanted to answer? I was gonna say, look at this toy, Kareff. That's funny. I'll give you a point, but that's not what we're looking for. What else can you put in your coffee? Puzz. I'm not gonna see my dick Thomas

Look at this strong decaf. All right. We're on the right track here. Okay. I don't you want to do you want to try? There's nothing that's more than a lot-car ride. It's a strong D-CAP. That'll wake you up, kind of. I guess. At all. Look at this sweet and low. Nope. Look at this half and half. Half and half.

Kip, these are amazing. Man, yeah, this is good. All right, next one. Yeah, this is good. All right, next one. Look at this signature on the front of my play bill. Puzz. I think I heard JPC first. OK, well, that's what I was talking about.

He doesn't know it. Oh, I got it. I just try to think of a, look at laying a Michelle's autograph. Yeah, there's too many syllables, but I did get autograph. She does plays though, right? That's what she does. She does plays. I'm begging you to Google something.

I just need to, I just need to, I just need to, I just need to, I just need to actor who has like, like, a real short name. Wickedly talented. No, can't do that. Look at this. Would you also have accepted, look at this John Hencock? That really rolls off the Doug. Look at this employee pitching us their products.

An employee pitching products. Employee pitching products. This one is hard. I think. A graph, but it's a photograph. It's an employee pitching. Pitching Prisog, Mad Men, John. So what part of your your employees sell staff? Yeah, PR staff. Oh, sorry.

Sorry, no, no slap on the risk for Thomas. I'll submit myself to detention for you, Miss Aaron. Yes, he's, he's my son. Oh, teacher, you forgot homework. Yes he's my son teacher you forgot homework that's Thomas. I'm we gotta keep going so look at this sail staff. Oh that's what that was. Look at this baby animal strutting through the barnyard with delusions of Thomas. Look at this dreamy calf. I'll take it. Yeah, they use pompous calf, but I love what you said Also, that's how I would describe myself as a baby animal strutting through the barnyard with the illusions of grandeur I read that and I was like that's me

Aaron is it okay if I pre-puzz in? Yes, pre-puzz can see you. I believe the next one is going to be along the lines of Shakespeare. Look at this guy, fall staff. Oh, nice. Okay, you get a point. Pre-puzz, can I pre-puzz as well? Yes. Because I think the next one is going to be, look at this staffy graph devigraph and it's got something about like a professional tennis player something something. Hmm. You get negative 10 points.

Okay, I beg you to Google static graph. No, you get a point. Be about whose profession. All right, we're just going to do a couple more. We're just going to do we're going to do a couple more. Look at this arrangement of notes on five lines. Puzz. Addle.

Look at this polymath. No. Puzz. Thomas. Look at this music staff. Yeah, you got it. Yes. Look at this early communication device

sending a code over wires. Puzz. Puzz pies pies Addle look at this morse code Wow, he got it. Oh, he got it. He got it It's yes, I think who do JPC? Yeah, okay? Look at my dad's danger. No, Tom. Come on for the steel Look at my dad's page. No, Tom come on for the for the steel Look at this telegraph

Yep, you got it. This is an amazing impression. I'm doing right now Yeah, we all keep getting better and better at it. It's not slowly melting Aaron, I think for the rest of this for the rest of Kip's riddles We should all just keep talking in this voice to to maintain. All right. I didn't sign up for this. I'm there in Avril Lavigne. This is the last one. Look at this catchphrase on Mel Blank's all folks. I love Puzz. Uh, Adel? Look at this appetite, I'll find it. You got it. Wow.

And then Kip says, I hope you enjoyed and or hated these. I'd be happy with either. So Kip gets it. Wait, no blank is dead. Aaron, can we have a moment of silence? What are you doing? Happy duck. All right, so I have new riddles from Kai.

She's making this up. You can see on the floor. You can say my name, and I have some homemade puzzies I came up with for the podcast, yes. Oh, I was just responding. Do you think I could say your name? Oh, I tested them with my family to see if they were good and they were stumped. But maybe they're just not as smart as you all. I don't think that I tested them on my family. It failed. So now I'm sending them to you. Yes. And then also, we don't know the scientific process because that ain't it. Honey, that is not against.

Also, can you make a quick shout out to my mom, Aaron, no relation, because I think it would make her day. And I swear I didn't write this. This is real. Do people with the same first name, are they typically related? They typically share some sort of... Yeah, maybe I am related to your mom, Aaron.

But anyways, hi, Aaron. Wow. Do you like being a mom? Did I say that their mom was a listener? I don't think so. So what the fuck is this show? obstacle to overcome? Well, Aaron, if you do hear this, hi. Hi! Great. I love you. Lovely.

Sugar. I appreciate that. His mind is broken, but everyone says. His heart is longing, but not for a kiss. He might have enough, but for him it's not plenty. His brother is jealousy, but his name is... Monty Ed Sheeran. And Thomas, we told you before in the email

not every answer is going to be Ed Sheeran. Oh, but at least one's got to be. Trying. His brother is Jealousy Sheeran. Aaron, I'm going to be 100% honest with you. My brain was still thinking that these four... Rhyming, uh... No. Aaron, I'm gonna be 100% honest with you. My brain was still thinking that these were rhyming uh, uh, uh, Mark McGrath puzzles.

I'll read it again. All right, and it's Jellis Sheeran might sound a little something like this. She played the fiddle in Irish band, but she fell in love with my fucking asshole brother, fucking dickhead. That's my Jellis Sheeran. I would listen to that honestly. Yeah, but not bad, honestly.

Can you give it to us one more time, Eric? His mind is broken, but everyone's is. His heart is longing, but not for a kiss. He might have enough, but for him, it's not plenty. His brother is jealousy, and his name is, it doesn't really rhyme with plenty, so don't get... Yeah, I think, yeah, mind just broken, but everyone says, Aaron, I don't know if this gentleman has a name, but I believe that this is actually, I think

his first name is just operation. Oh, yeah. It's the guy from operation. He has a butterfly in his stomach. What do you think his life is like? Hell, hell. He shouldn't be swallowing Just for eternity being awake for surgery for over 65 years. Yeah, I don't know why they have him awake Just let him die Yeah, all those things wrong with him. Nobody's looking at his nose. Hey, we're touching all these other parts of him and his nose lights up.

That's a problem. Yeah, clearly huge problem. Clearly he's an offspring of Rudolph. This is Rudolph's poor man. He has stuff in his body he should not have. All right, I gotta see a scene. I wanna see a quick scene. So Adel, you are, I think you said his first name was Operation.

So, you are Operation. You are being punished in, like, Sisyphus was the Boulder, right? Yes. Yes, you're being punished in... Well, sorry, Sisyphus was the man pushing the Boulder. No, the name was Martin. The Boulder name was Martin.

The name was Operation. You are, your name is Operation. You are I knew hell would be bad, but this just feels terrible. First day. No, I've been here for a while and it's just, actually I can't tell how long I've been here, but it's just constantly open heart, stomach, throat, penis surgery, just constantly surgery. No anesthetic, I'm awake the whole time. I'm trapped, I'm wrapping my head around my,

I'm literally wrapping my head around. That's my head. I tried to kiss a tree and my head just is wrapped around this tree for all eternity, but I'm trying to. I'm trying to. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. You tried to kiss a tree? Look, the tree was coming onto me, babe.

I've never heard somebody say they tried to kiss a tree. It seems like a pretty straightforward maneuver. Well, yeah. I think so, but here I am in hell with my noggin twisted all around the thing. What did you do? What did you do to get this punishment? Well, I was having surgery and one of the, what do you call them? Doctors?

One of the doctors put their hand in my mouth and I instinctively bit down and bit off his fingers. That doctor then turned into, I want to say, Dr. Strange. And so I went to hell when I died. Wow. He turned into, I'm sorry, I was, he turned into Dr. Strange. Are you sure that you're not here because you're a liar? And you're, why are you here? Tough guy. I'm a liar. I lied like all the time. Oh So what's your so I keep having open surgery constantly? Yeah, what's what's your punishment liar? I have a sneeze that just won't come out That's pretty bad that's pretty bad hold on I don't think he's telling the truth

that's not my pun kill me that noise like three minutes yeah I mean it's obviously that is pants are on fire I mean it's the ever-burting pants that's well at least I'm not Kyle over there Kyle you have it worse than all of us oh Kyle what's your deal yeah I'm I'm I'm subjected to the last season of Glee. I just have to watch the last season of Glee over and over again, and any... Any season other than the first season of Heroes. That's... Oh, that is rough.

Yeah, when I was alive, I was just borrowing my friend's prime account and buying a bunch of seasons of shows without their permission. But that isn't why I'm here. I'm just here because I was a user of Amazon. That's pretty much it. Oh dang that'll do it huh. Yeah yeah. Yeah I tried to go way further than just a kiss with the tree. Just over being honest. Oh we can tell. No I've seen. I don't want to know. There's a there's a bird's nest on your penis. You know how people are like remaking everything, like every video game, every board game, returning into a movie. I want one with the operation guy.

I want a whole backstory. Who would you have play the operation guy? Tom Hardy. Yeah, Tom Hardy. And I trust anything Michael Baylin's do with operation. So, Aaron, can I blow your mind? Yeah.

They made a TV show out of it. What? It's cult Grey's Anatomy. Oh, no. We fell for it. Tom has we fell for it. I really fell for it. I was like, oh man, what is this?

Well, they made a movie out of Twister. The Alphamade Battle. No, no, no. well, I think sorry. I think sorry had a quibi. Sorry I have a quibi correct short bites I'm sure it bites so These are remember these are from Kai son of Aaron What's similar to jealousy, but isn't quite jealousy? Strife regret It's dry. Regret.

NV. NV. You got it. NV. It's NV. NV has a broken mind, but everyone's is. I guess so. Right, a poem about it.

Right, a poem about it. I was really stuck on that first line. I think it threw me for a little. We got two more riddles from Kai. The working man without an arm, all the people blank. The murder man working man without an arm all the people blank the murder man Oh, who did no harm all the people blank the sickly kid who's losing life all the people blank the lonely man without a wife all the people Black, Puzz, out. These are just lyrics from the blue album by Weezer the workers are going home All of the people The one our man is blank. All right, we've got

the secret riddle inside the riddle. Thank you. Do we have to fill in all the blanks? Or is it all the same word? They're all the same word. Can we hear this one more time here? Yes. The working man without an arm, all the people blank. The murdered man who did no harm, all the people blank. The sickly kid who's losing an arm all the people blank the murdered man who did no harm all the people blank the sickly kid Who's losing life all the people blank the lonely man without a wife all the people blank laugh? Is it they mourn is it that they're All the lovely people were doing the empathize is it cook? Yeah, it's sort of like the meaner your form of empathy The meaner form of empathy on pathy

That should be a thing Scorn is the it's a meaner judge and a empathy. Oh Judge no judge. I see what you did that Yeah, right. Oh. Oh pity pity. Yes All right last one I do wax, but I'm not a candle I run laps and I'm hard to handle don't say me I'm fast by all means But don't try to chase me. I changed with the water, but I'm far from the sea I'm usually amused in a beautiful frame and I thought I

and though I have many what is my name? Thomas. Is it sounds like this is a cheering? It's the moon. Or the moon. They wax. Sorry. I did I jump that to the answer for that. No, no, not at all. I was sorry. I don't know that I don't know Luna. I actually don't know the word Luna. Sorry. Does that still count Miss Aaron?

Yes. And you know what? You could head out to lunch early. Thank you. Well, if Thomas is taking lunch, I won't lunch. So why don't we take a quick break? And we'll be right back with more Thomas Sanders. I'm walking out with my little wheelie backpack.

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I figured this was coming. Happy Halloween a few months early. It's not yet the... What is it? So you know how the two of you, I was like, guys, I am always so hungry for lunches and dinners and the like and you, jokers told me, oh, JPC, it's okay, all you have to do

is take some, you know, American paper currency, tape it to your front door, close the door, and then wait until someone brings you food. Well, I kept opening the door and the money was gone. So I had to tape more money to my door. I think you didn't work at all. Oh, Dorkash. Dorkash.

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Thanks door cash. I mean no, that's the one that one didn't work. That one's bad Hey JPC Yeah, you're not in trouble. I just need help. I'm Prinking at all and I'm setting up a website to I just need some advice. This podcast is sponsored by Squarespace. I'm not I'm not mad at you. We're pranking. Spaces to all one website platform for entrepreneurs to stand out and to see it online. Whether you're just starting out or managing a growing brand,

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Hey, Erin. Hey, Erin. Can we go to grandma's house? Wait, I've been pranked. But how? I don't know. Hey, Rick, go Rick. I Erin you seem Exasperated the same I mean what I don't say

What is it oh I want to feel a man puzzling more erin. Don't say that so much No, it's dumb trying to read stupid riddles. Yeah, he's a word's Aaron Well never fear Aaron because voice man is here and He's here with the carousel of games Grant Morrison's voice man Carousel of games Grant Morrison's voice man

trademark. Oh, thank God. I didn't want to be old man puzzles for another second flops down on laser boy couch open magazine Starts to flip through. No, no, no, no, no, no, come back over here because we need you to help play No, I'm hoping that these games will bring you all back to life in a little bit. I'm so glad that I get to Experiment well not really experiment because I will bring you all back to life in a little bit. I'm so glad that I get to experiment. Well, not really experiment because I know that you all have an affinity for the games that I'm about to present because I believe each one of these has fit one of your guys' strong points. So I've basically gone back because obviously I listen to the show a lot and I'm also a fan of the Patreon. So I picked three games that I think hold on a minute you all what I you said I listen to the show a lot and I'm a fan of the patreon So that means you're not a fan of the main feed-up is no no no I am I am a lot

No, can I can I tell you sometimes I have put your guy this is probably TMI but I have put your show on To as like sort of like white noise for me to sleep to. And not a compliment. You better know it is because it's comforting. It's like, I don't know, I like hearing people talk, but there was that one up at the first Halloween episode you guys did. You did a story at all where it was like the person who killed their friend and their

mom and their, you know, their business partner and threw them down wells and then they kept disappearing the night, the day after. Oh yes, it entered my dream and I was in that story while you were narrating it and I had to wake up because I was like, oh, this was not a good episode to fall asleep. Well Thomas, if you look at the NDA that we sent you, if you die on an episode of Hey, Roodle, we'd die in real life. But anyway, I hope that these games based, I'm going to start because I know we're running through and I'm only going to pick a couple of questions out of each of them.

And I hope that you do enjoy them. So we are going to start with one of the games that actually was presented by Sandy first and foremost, which by the way when Sandy returned you have to believe I freaking leapt out of my freaking chair when I heard Sandy's voice again. It was the wildest thing for me. Talk about it again with a great voice., you absolutely killed. And this was the game that he lists the fourth, third, and second ranked thing in a series. And then you have to figure out the category that is being talked about. And then give me the number one most of whatever that category is. I love hearing that kind of got it. Yes. So I'm going to start with something rather easy just to kind of get it into the into the swing of it We'll be that we'll be the judge whether it's rather easy. Yes, you're I should I should not say that

I did play test this with my boyfriend yesterday and there were definitely some things that he's like you got to reword this before Again, this to be science test it one time. Yeah, it's ready. We'll know he's like Yeah, you got to reword this. This is not playtest. This is you punishing me. I did I kept I was like, do you want me to stop? You want me to stop? Okay, but no, he's my, all right. So in fourth place, Bill Gates in third place, Bernard Arnold and family in second place, Jeff Bezos. Buzz. Yes, Adel. These are the richest people in the world. Correct. So what would be number one?

Oh, I don't want to say his name. You can, you can give a nickname, you can give a nickname and I will accept it. This is Oolong Tusk. Yeah. That's it. Maybe Mr. Ferguson. Insecure Mick Twitter. I have back on the news? All of these.

Oh, I thought it was just going to be most sex tapes and it was going to be whole co-gonna the top. Nice. I love Bill Gates' sex tapes. I was going to say that. I was going to say that. I was going to say that. I was going to say that.

I was going to say that. I was going to say that. I was going to say that. I was going to say that. I was going to say that. I was going to say that. I was going to say that. I was going to say that. I was going to say that. I was going to say that. it's both funny and informational. A lot of fond music. I think my drive's getting hard.

Dude, you're getting a tell. You're going to get CD rammed. Oh, I see. Oh, right. We have to stop. Well, let's keep going. All right. Let's go to this next one.

Fourth place. Betty Davis. Third place. Jack this next one. Fourth place. Betty Davis. Third place, Jack Nicholson. Second place, Catherine Hepburn. Buzz. Okay, so this is a list of people who are the Joker and number one is going to be Joaquim Phoenix. Yes.

Adel. Is this people who have been nominated for the most Oscars? Correct. So what would be number one? Number one would be Merrill Streep. Correct. You're not going to be the one with the most Oscars? Correct. So what would you remember? One would be Merrill Streep. Correct. You're not in these numbers.

Whoa. Mark, I knew it. I was going to say this was the most of those people who have had songs about their eyes. I guess just Betty Davis. Yeah, no, strangely, more songs about Katherine Hepburn's eyes than Betty Davis. More songs about Jack Nicholson's eyes than Betty Davis,

for sure. Yeah, it looks spooky eyes about Betty Davis. So more songs about Jack Nicholson's eyes than Betty Davis for sure. Yeah, it looks spooky eyes about it. It's a surprise. Hungry eyes. Ocean. Ocean. Hungry eyes was about Jack Nicholson. All right. Next one.

Fourth place, monster, the Jeffrey Dahmer story. Okay. Third place, Wednesday. Second place, stranger things season four. Buzz. Buzz. That is Aaron. Most streamed Netflix shows. Correct. So what would be number one?

Is this a whole time? Squid Game. This is of all time, and yes, Aaron got that boom. Woo! Wow! Woo! Woo! Woo!

Uh, I will do one more, and I'll move on, because I really want to make sure that I'm not taking up I want to get to all three games All right, this one blew my mind fourth place incredible's two Third place frozen second place Frozen two pies pies pies. This is this is porn hub search results And then the number one has to be step sibling stuck in a dryer. You were so close, this is red tubes, most watched. Damn it. Yeah, sorry.

Buzz. Oh, that was tight. I would give that to Adel. This is the highest grossing animated films. And yes, internationally. So what would be number one? This is the highest grossing animated films and yes internationally So what would be number one number one? I'm gonna guess avatar, baby avatar This is tough cuz you said it's surprising. So I think it's gonna be something like monster it's gonna be like monster house or some Hotel Transvania. I'm gonna go with toy story

No, hold on hold on. I'm gonna go with cars Toy Story no hold on hold on I'm gonna go cars Motherfucker quick no quick no cards not cards to the great guests great guests Anybody else want to take a stab Aaron yeah, I've two guesses. Okay, he's gonna let it happen I'm gonna I'm gonna teach her's pet My two guesses are in canto or lion King Which lion King? The first one. Incorrect.

The second one? It is the Lion King remake. How did that happen? How did that happen? How did that happen? Animated film internationally. I know. I'm going to call that animated.

I'd call that. Right. Yeah. It's so out of the scope of what you'd consider. But Aaron, you got the closest without going over. So I'll give that point to you. Thank you. I would call it animated.

I'd call it ruined. Yeah, it's pretty wild. I was thrown. I was like, whoa, I mean, I thought it did well. But yeah, each of those movies with the exception of Frozen, I guess we're like, you know, helped by its predecessor. So I'm guessing that was the thing. You really have to do a lot with Lion King to make me not want to fuck Nala. And that movie did it.

So yeah, congratulations to Lion King. That was Nala Doomy Eyes. Yeah. Okay. So we are moving on to a Patreon game that was introduced within Hey Rital Station, JPC's narrative that Adel and Aaron could not get enough of and neither could I quite frankly and it was so much fun putting these together So JPC I know that these are pale in comparison to the ones you put together, but now you get to answer them

I'm excited. Yeah, this is text mex. This is the game introduced where basically I give a great game. Yeah, you and I love it It's genius. You guys put together clues that give you syllables that when you put those syllables together Give you a dish of food dish And so I'm gonna start with an easy one And I'll try to narrate the way that you did JPC within Heyrittle Station where you get a clue right a green light will turn will turn green and then you will Okay, got closer to the game. Okay clue number one nickname for a bachelor's apartment Pat Clue number two. It can be seen in forms like forehand half Windsor or full winds are patai

That's a you oh You-tie-U. Oh, you didn't let him finish his little giraffe, Pat-dye. That's how he's correct. Pat-tie, Pat-dye. Okay, let's move to another one. It's something easy. Clue number one. A friend to Eoran Kanga.

Clue number two. In DC, it's a word that can precede a Titan. Is Winnie the first one? Who was it? Who was the clue number one? A friend to Eor and Kanga. Eor, I don't know who Kanga is. Tigger, um, Winnie.

I think it's gotta be poo. And the second part has to be poop. So, because it poo. This, in Thomas, he almost got me, because while you can't eat it, you can't. You can't. Technically a food. Yeah, not technically a food, but I thought you guys would enjoy poop. Poo. Before the word tighten, it comes before the word tighten.

It can precede a tighten, which I'm holding up air quotes to all of our lists. Okay. Oh, teen. Poutine. There. Oh, teen, but Poutine. There you go. Poutine. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's this thing, it's this disease going around where people under the age of 20 and older

than 12 are just shitting their pants and roll their bowels. It's the biggest TikTok trend going on right now. Good for them. I'm conflicted. Young people the biggest TikTok trend going on right now. Good for them. I'm gonna flick it. Young people are doing their thing. Oh no, oh no. Personally, I still love Boutignan. I love to eat it, but I just don't think

what he's doing in Ukraine is right now. And I'll take my stand there. And I'll say that. I'll get a shaman, you. Mr. Boutignan. My God, he said it. He did it. I've seen a lot of it.

He covered fries on a horse. Shirtless. I love shirtless Poutine. All right, let's move to this one that I think Aaron will like. Clean number one. Third note in Julie Andrews music lesson with the Von Traps. Okay. Clean number two. Fifth note in Julie Andrews music lesson with the Von Traps. Okay. Clue number two, fifth note in Julie Andrews music lesson.

Five. The Von Traps. Clue number three, this is two syllables. So this is deviating from the usual. Famous cheers pairing, how it's conventionally phrased, but remove the woman. Ted Danson? Puzz.

Puzz, I'll go out. Is it is it miso horny? It's so close and I'm but you do get a bonus point for answering that. Okay. Okay. Okay. Me so Sam. Oh, me so soup. Me so soup. No, you got it. Me so is correct. How do you conventionally say that ideal pairing? Famine. Famine. Famine, Diane. Famine. Famine.

Famine. Miso, Samine. Miso, Samine. There you go. Nice. That's an incredible clue. Wow. Miso, what do you think?

Miso, what do you think? Ooh, I slept on pairing for sure. Okay, this will make you like. They weren't there at the same time, idiot. But that's why it's a perfect pairing, because they compliment each other. They do, yeah, yeah. The impossible pairing.

Okay, I've got two more in this category. Question, clue number one, your mama gave it to you, and sometimes you have to shake it. Clue number two, what sometimes comes out of clue number one? Clue number three, what you might call a picture of clue number one. Clue number four, these toys may have a clue number one, but it's usually non-functioning.

I'll repeat it if you need me. I cannot tell you the labyrinth of terrors that is my brain right now. What is that? That's shit. That's shit. Selfie. That's barbie.

That's shit. Oh no. Nope, but I was hoping for this. Something like butt poop, something general's. Okay. Okay. Green light goes up for the first clue. Butt.

Butt. Yes. Okay, butt. Butternut squash the first clue, but but but yes, okay, but butter not squash No, no that's great, but you're very close with the the second syllable Butter think of other words other than butter neutals But turn to do dolls dolls I would like some but turn new dolls mother. I think you should win an Emmy for this I don't know how but I think it should count. Yeah, I was a day time. Yeah, a day time Emmy. Let's not dream too big Yeah, I said that was the one to my boyfriend. He goes booty shit Yeah, that was that was I loved that one nude dolls. Yeah. And yes, there are some dolls that pooped themselves. I know that those were, we all remember those from the 90s commercials.

Oh, hell yeah. You have to change their diaper. I had a bunch of batman stuff pooped themselves. That wasn't cool to happen, David. It was a happen. No, Mattim and Tail fucked me. I loved it in the 90s that a lot of toys were just full-time jobs.

Yeah, got you. You got you dolls that they have. Shit, that's so funny. Easy bake ovens. Have fun yourself. Motherhood. OK, last one for this category. OK.

Clue number one. Yes, from a pirate. Clue number two. Sorry, that's so funny. No, that's not right Yes from a pirate yeah There you go green light on that one clue number two a famous Monk painting or munch Edward munch painting ice cream glue Clue number three that green light on that

night clue number three not liked by Anakin Skywalker and clue number four Glinda explains to Dorothy that only bad ones if these are ugly but not two seconds earlier Glinda had asked Dorothy if she was a good one of these or a bad one of these thus implying Glinda took Dorothy for a plane-faced, maybe pretty, maybe ugly, interloper into her neighborhood. Scorching Dorothy with subtle shade that she won't even realize happened to her. I was here for a few minutes later. I was here for a little time. I got it on her.

Keep going, keep going, keep going. I'll leave you alone. I'll see you later when it'll dawn on her while working and that colorless farm that she woke up back in and when that time comes she will no doubt mutter under her breath that bubble writing bitch. Thomas I love this clue but I don't think there's a food called an ice cream sabolba which. Not yeah.

No I know that's it. Did it end up? Who did he go and kill? Did he slaughter that group where they sand people or were they? The guys to go the seal. Yeah, seal. Yeah, those guys, but they have a name and I can't remember. I was the whole time talking. I was like, oh, what is their name? Right? Yeah, there's you're getting though that reference there, that third clue, what I was referring. Yeah, it's yeah, we got we got it I'm just never gonna be able to let this go. I Just wanted to I've that I definitely wanted to end the game on that one

And I have one other game Do you want me to move to the next one? Yes, but before you do Thomas, okay? As you so kindly complemented us an errand twice earlier, I just want to say, Thomas, these are fantastic. Yeah. You are very, very good at making riddles and puzzles in games. Yeah, way better than us. Thank you so much for the energy and time put into these and let's go ahead and go to that third game.

Let's get to the raiders. It was a task in the raiders. Under the Tuscan Raiders. Do you ever see that movie, Diane? It's You to the... Diane away. Oh, gorgeous. Under the Tuscan Raiders, just such a great film, Diane.

I don't know if I can stay. I have a life to get back to. Oh, oh, oh games were inspired by you all. So thank you for the inspiration. All right, we're moving on to the game that is dedicated to Adel. And this is a game that I absolutely loved. This is the costume puns game that you introduced in a Halloween episode. Essentially, this is a lot of them are like before and after.

I'll give you a clue that alludes to two different entities, two different characters and then you have to, there's a connection wordwise that you put them together and it makes a potential fun Halloween costume gimmick. Does that make sense? Yes, I think so. Yes, so I'll give you an example and you can buzz in if you would like the teacher of a bunch of ninja turtles who eventually gets his own starring role in the next installment of a famous Tom Clancy video game. Buzz.

Yes, I don't splinter so master splinter so correct. Wow. Flinter so brilliant. Fantastic. Okay, you got it. All right. Absolutely. Let's dive into these.

The blonde haired pal of Wayne who eventually leaves their public access television show and turns to the dark side of the force buzz. At all. Garth Vader. Yeah. This is exactly how your brain works. Yeah. How about this one? A man who leaves the dark side in order to travel to earth and become a country music singer. A man. He's your dark side. Oh, is this the airing correct? Yeah. So you guys have both the clue. So I don't know if I heard it put together. Anakin sky Walker Texas Rain.

Yes, that's right. Garth Vader, Brooks. Yes, you did the other one. It's basically Darth Brooks. Wait, Thomas, we were never gonna get that. Also known as Chris Pains. Yeah Chris Pains Okay, how about this one a child napping flying child who is potentially so old It may have been the very original landmass of earth

I know the second part. I don't know the first part a a napping flying child a A child, like a child kidnapping flying child. Oh yes you say it's buzz. Yes. Lindberg baby panjee. Yeah now, now. That's what it is, right? That's correct, yeah. You really read between the lines there.

Hey, I think you're really cute. Your costume is baffling. Keep on. I'm the Lindberg baby panjee. Hey, I think you're really cute. Your costume is baffling. Keep on. I'm the Loomberg baby Pangaea. I don't understand what's so hard about this one. Kidnap flying child. So who took maybe three British children away to a you know. Oh Peter Panjea. There you go. Asla and Gia. That's great. He took four kids.

Four kids. Yes. Okay. Let's go to this one. Panjea, of course. Yeah. That sounds like something I'd order at all of Garden. I'll have the Peter Panjea.

Is that enough for two or? And there's just so much salt on it. Yum. It's like, all alright, a nice crust of salt. Alright, she was one of the biggest animated ladies of the 1930s, but when she went to work at the Fashion magazine mode, she was heavily shunned for her outward appearance. Betty Boop. Betty Boop. Betty Boop wears Brada. It's not white.

So you got Betty Boop and it's very much the second clue is heavy leaning towards the double wears Brada. But it's a kind of a show that was part of the mid-2000s. Oh, ugly Betty Boop. There you go. There you go. Yeah, ugly Betty Boop. Ugly Betty Boop. Oh, here we go. Yeah, Ugly Betty Boop. All right, let me jump around. Okay.

He may be the wise surrogate father of Bruce Wayne, but at least he gets to work with dinosaurs and be a part of the modern Stone Age family. Alfred Flintstone. Yeah. Alfred Flintstone. Yay. I loved that one. Okay. I'll friend let's know. Yay. I love to that one. Okay.

It's a thing. It's a, perfect. All right. Hey, look, he may be known for killing a bunch of teens at Camp Crystal Lake, but that doesn't mean he doesn't deserve a moment for us to all sing to him about how awesome a guy he is. Abbas.

Yes, Adal. Jason Voorhees, a jelly good fellow. Yeah, that's a good guy. Well, that's my favorite one. That is. For he's a jelly good fellow. I'll add you to the head. Adal, that's the riddle answering equivalent

of landing a backflip perfectly on your first try. That was pretty impressive. That was the carry-strog of puns. Mm-hmm. I, honestly, yes, I attest to that. All right, last one for this game. Okay, he was raised by Apes and knows how to swing from vines. But now he's starring in a musical where he has to roller skate. Puzz.

Oh. Tarzanadu? Tarzanadu. That was my personal favorite one. It's delightful. I would watch that. Guys, Tarzanadoo Tarzanadoo that was my personal favorite Do lightful I would watch that guys Tarzanadoo it has to happen Thomas We will contractually let you go once you do one thousand more of these I will come and write up I'll work on them Tarzanadoo Tarzanadoo I have all my best people on it. It would it would be stunning

starring a little in the room. The room. Five nothing Well, I don't think there. This was a god damn delight. Thank you so much for coming. Thank you again for doing specific riddles for all three of us categories for all three of us and types of games for all three of us. I hope you all liked it categories for all three of us and types of games for all three of us. I hope you all liked it. Thomas, we did not. We loved it. So your hope is dashed. It's brains are dead. Damn. I was really going for that in the time. Thomas, you're such a dreamy guest. Oh, come back anytime you want. It's my pleasure and honor. I love doing this. You all are so

freaking fun. We're sorry. We broke your brain and made you get nightmares. But you can't prove it was us. I truly appreciate you allowing me to come in with just having to do one scene. That was nice for my nervous brain. Perfect. You got your best. I was like, I didn't want to cry a few bit earlier. You said you put on white noise.

That's not us. That's actually Adam Driver and Dunch. You go, and I think he was fusing that. Thomas, is there anything that you would like to plug for those students? I'll definitely keep it simple. You can find me at just type in my name, Thomas Sanders, on most platforms, TikTok, Instagram,

and YouTube, and we do have a D&D series on our YouTube, it would call Rolls-Lang with Roman, and it's very improv-y. And I think anybody who listens to the show would have a lot of fun watching that series, particularly on our YouTube channel. So, yeah, that's it. Hell yeah.

Aaron, do you have anything to pull? Check out sitcom D&D. All three of you have been on it and killed it in that very popular episode that people love a lot So check that out season three is coming out very soon And I don't do anything to plug. Yeah, I'll say check out a holo from the magic tavern Specifically our patreon we just unlocked and released our shadow city campaign. I think it's a four-part role-playing game our shadow city campaign. I think it's a four-part role-playing game.

Maybe three parts, I think it's four, but it's DM by Anthony Birch and it's a lot of fun. So give that a listen. You can find us over at patreon.com slash magic tavern or hello from the magic tavern. You'll figure it out. JPC, do you have a review for us? Or anything special?

Just finishing up making a Patreon account, whichever one yours isn't. Just to see if maybe I can get a little spillover Patreon.com slash magic to ever if it's open I'm taking it We do not produce content. Yes, I have a five star review that I would like to read If you want to get a five star review read on the show just go to apple iTunes review review Give us five stars and you might get yours featured on the show hell it worked for Jakey Jake six four eight eight who wrote my podcast player is broken.

Not sure what happened. I've been listening to this show forever. It's usually a glorious combination of hurdles and chaos lately though. It's just been Howard Dean's scream on a 10 hour loop. I can't figure out what's wrong with my app, but give HR, charm, listen, because it's great. Even when it's just Dean's scream with a little TM. Bye. Oh, that's Well, we're sorry about we're sorry about that, but it does sound like your podcast player is working exactly as intended

So that is correct. It is working. Well speaking of screams Aaron. I just look at It seems like that it seemed like the Tuscan Raiders in Star Wars universe are not just screaming at nothing. They're actually looking up at the sky, screaming at something very particular. Aaron, do you know what the Tuscan Raiders are screaming at? God. No. Do you put a name on my forever hat? Sorry, Aaron Keaton.

And John Patrick Cullen. Casey Tony to the evening. And John Patrick Cullen. Casey Tony to the editing. And Marty Perrin to the music. Vocal created by Emily Cardamus and Emily Naboris. Must keep your hate, make the break, don't lose. Wow, what a note to end on. Do you think I'll get in trouble for that?

Err, err, err, err. Well technically Jupiter is a god of the Roman Swiss shoving I believe. Are you there, god? It's me. Err, err, err, err, err. I just can't believe that that Tuscan raider got divorced from Heidi Klum.

I guess you don't know what was going on with her. Personalized or whatever, but. He kept not balancing a ball on his nose. Hey there, Colton's and Barrymore's. If you liked that, you were going to love this week's Patreon. Everyone and what it was like to be a child actor, well, we got the answers for you. You can listen to that plus our entire Batcadilog at patreon.com. So, shave riddle riddle by joining the clue crew for $5 a month or the review crew for $8 a month. See you there!