Hey Riddle Riddle - #240: Butt. Teeth. Brains. (w/ Reilly Anspaugh & Alfred Bardwell-Evans!)

Starting point is 00:00:00 This is a head gum podcast. Hey Ritter Rittle team, if you're hearing my voice, the unthinkable has happened. I was carrying my voice, all birds in the night and dropped from the sky to my demise. I'm in the kitchen. You tell me what's happening because I'm washing dishes. This is a voice recording. It's my last will and testament voice recording. To Casey. I leave all my money out of the house. Cave exploring. You're talking of the same time. Hold on don't you talking at the same time hold on all the my cats. I'm not talking to this I'm talking at the same time as me. What are you? He's getting a cave. Okay, right? Thank you Aaron. Keith. Oh me. I leave you with a sense of wonderment

Starting point is 00:01:18 Shit man You got this Aaron you got And to JPC, aka John Patrick Cohen. Hey, man. These dishes are not getting clean. Addle didn't leave you anything, either. I think he left it all to Casey. Addle's here?

Starting point is 00:01:38 No, he did. Addle's dead. Addle's dead. He sent us a tape. That was his will. I don't know if it's legally binding. Let's try to see if we can get more of his money. Addles at the Cape with Will, and they're legally binding each other? Addles getting married to Will? That's my last gift. And as my last gift, I leave you this one-sided audio of a full, hey riddle episode with guests.

Starting point is 00:02:04 If you can work around it and make it sound like it's something kind of piece me all it together. No, I'm just gonna bring Addle back from the dead. Yeah, way easier. Yeah, go backyard. Duh! There you go. Hi.

Starting point is 00:02:18 Oh, worms in the mouth. Worms in the mouth. That was me, I'm sorry. Bollywood. Maybe this is how it would be funny to put word in the mouth. I didn't think you'd be coming back. I was going to say, I'm in a casket. Why do I have what? What happened? Guys, what happened? Well, good morning to you as well. Oh, I'm being rude. I'm sorry. I got brought back to life. I'm being rude. Yes. Okay. Let me,

Starting point is 00:02:39 okay. Let me put in my contacts because my eyes seem to have recessed into my head. Let me put in my contacts, because my eyes seem to have recessed into my head. Let me blink, blink. And who do we have here? Oh, it looks like we have. From the Headgun Podcast Review Review, it looks like I'm staring at Riley and Alfred. Is that right? We also just came back from the dead. So this is a crazy coincidence that that happened this morning.

Starting point is 00:03:01 Hold on, you're throwing that around pretty loosely. I see you wearing a tie-died, grateful, dead concert t-shirt. Is that what you're talking about? You just came back from the dead? We came back from the dead. It was, you guys should have seen, it was amazing. The health was going crazy. I've been following them for like six weeks now since my first time sleeping in my own bed. I can't believe it's long time. Wow. Can I say, first of all, Riley and I offer, thank you so much for coming on. We're very excited to have you. Thank you for having us.

Starting point is 00:03:27 You. Can I say, I know, blah, blah, blah, blah, do the math. I know five or six people in my life who follow fish around, like their fish heads or whatever they're called, whatever Dr. Demento calls them. It's called scuba diving. Thank you. Yeah. There's a turn.

Starting point is 00:03:45 They follow them all around. And all of them, I think make like high six figures. Like I don't think I think fish. That's amazing. I think like jam bands like grateful dead and fish and mo and I think there's a sense of like we're just like hippies and like, hey man, like we're or so. I have dirty jean shorts on, but they're all making bank, right?

Starting point is 00:04:07 No, you can't take months out of your life to follow a band or like I remember when Harry Styles was on tour, there was this girl on TikTok who was going to like every single concert and every city had like a new outfit on for each. And I'm like, you have got your flush. You're in fun. Yeah, something's good. You're doing fine if you can follow Harry to Arizona. And Riley, I appreciate you saying a girl on TikTok to kind of disguise who it was about.

Starting point is 00:04:35 But I don't mind saying, I think Harry's to Elsa's great, love is acting. He's an actor first in my heart. And that's the best part. That's the best part. Can I say also, Riley, to follow Harry to Arizona is one of my favorite Meg Ryan movies. I wish more people had seen it. I think it's her tour to force.

Starting point is 00:04:53 It is the unsung sequel. Yes. On air sequel, even. Riley now for thank you. Oh, who is that? Oh, that was me, but I can go back over here. No, Aaron, you brought me back to life. So please. Oh, who is that? No, oh, that was me, but I can go back over here. You brought me back to life. So please. Oh, yeah, okay I could go back over I was just

Starting point is 00:05:10 children to be seen there I was gonna ask and Riley we've asked you this before because you were on our show We found out it was July of 2020 which God bless all of us for trying to do comedy during that time But what is your relationship with like riddles or puzzles or escape rooms or lateral thinking problems? Like, do you like them? Do you hate them? Where do you stand?

Starting point is 00:05:34 I'll go first because Ryze already, it's old hat at this point for Ryze. We all remember Ryles answer. We all remember. Everyone listening is like, oh, we don't need to hear it. The thing that stands out the most about July 2020 to me Thank you, but no, I was I was a kid who hated school. I did not enjoy it at any point. I was bad at reading and writing and math And so anytime there was like anything where it was like, you know, Sally, you know, is a doctor,

Starting point is 00:06:10 but she doesn't have any pumpkin, you know, where you're like crossing off. I don't know. I'm sorry, Alfred. I'm so sorry, you're our guest and I'm really gonna stop you. What was this? So like it would be like, oh, okay. She's a doctor, she doesn't have any pumpkins.

Starting point is 00:06:23 Do what do you guys? Yeah, I don't, she's a doctor. It's 2023. Do you get your health? I don't do anything. Just cross it off the list of riddles you were gonna ask this week and move on. We don't have to.

Starting point is 00:06:34 Sorry, right, Riley's got me dead to rights. I get the pumpkins part, but she's a doctor. She's a doctor. That's the riddle, what the fuck? I'm also just shocked that you've done so many episodes and you've never come across that riddle. I think that riddle to me is one of the kind of core. Yeah, it's not like a Tom Petty lyric.

Starting point is 00:06:51 She's a doctor, but she's got no pumpkins. That wasn't Tom Petty. That was Bob Dylan. Yeah, well that wasn't Tom Petty, but it still sounds like a Tom Petty lyric. Okay, so you weren't, you were, you, Sally, the doctor, pumpkin's riddle. Contented. Sally, the doctor, pumpkin's riddle. You know, and then would be like you were, you, Sally, the Dr. Pumpkins riddle, continue. Yeah, Sally, the Dr. Pumpkins riddle,

Starting point is 00:07:06 you know, and then would be like, okay, Brian's a lawyer and he's got no shoes. And I, I just, I didn't know, any excuse to do something that felt more like a game of learning, I was all in on. Yeah. When it comes to like strict riddles, I guess strict.

Starting point is 00:07:23 Strict riddles. Sort of a strict, The British style, yes. A nun is hitting my hands with a ruler if I get it wrong. I was pretty bad at those, I guess. I guess what I'm learning about myself is I wasn't a good student or a good thinker. And so I don't know, I think... I think... This is it's really dire. Confession.

Starting point is 00:07:48 Got a talk after. Yeah, Alfred. I think we can edit this podcast. Can we? Yeah. Maybe see if Alfred says something more positive later at the show that we've had a cut together. You can franken sign it to be like, I love learning and thinking.

Starting point is 00:08:01 Sorry. Riley, we can Frankenstein monster it. Yes. Thank you so much. Oh, God. Oh, God, thank you. Actually. Anyways, you were there.

Starting point is 00:08:13 I mean, I was always like in the upper 90th percentile for height. Whoa. I had that going for me. I wasn't coordinated enough to use that to my advantage and he served his forefuck. I was certainly big. Just like, oh, it was good. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:08:32 So I had that going for it. I was a biggin. They couldn't take that away. There was no ride at the theme park. I couldn't ride. That's like a friend of ours, his name is Arnie. And he's, I want to say 6667, but his dad is like a pretty well-known respected, lauded college basketball coach.

Starting point is 00:08:52 And I always think of like, and he has no interest in playing basketball at all, even though he's so tall and big. But I just think of like how devastated his dad must have been of like, oh, 677, you don't want to pivot in the lane. Come on. And Alfred for people who don't know because I think we just found out you you live in Chicago currently where you or you born and bred? No, so I speaking of strict school marms. I I was born in the UK. I was born in Scotland. I can hear it now. Yeah, that thick Scottish bro got a lot of trouble. Shrek over here.

Starting point is 00:09:29 Both my parents are English, born in Scotland, grew up in Virginia for the most part. Wow. So that's why you're here, because a kind of weird mix. It's British, and then it's Southern, and Scottish, all at the same time. And I love it so much. You know, and I wish the internet

Starting point is 00:09:45 is a whole agreed with you, but that's fine. And then I lived in Boston for a while. That's where Riley and I met. We went to college together in Boston. And then now I actually moved to our fair city of Chicago. I guess if I had to put it in time, I would say a couple months after you guys recorded

Starting point is 00:10:04 Riley's episode of The New. Just using that time stamp that we all keep I guess if I had to put it in time, I would say a couple months after you guys recorded Using that that time stamp that we all keep close to our hearts. It was like October 2020 And you say that you went to a little college in Boston. We can all assume that that's hard Is it you? Am I remembered? It's be you go terriers? Boston University I remember Boston University. I remember. Pretty cool. Well, I am for Boston. Like I said, we hold January, sorry July, 20th January, six. No, you go. Say it, Riley. Say it. You were there. We're there. I do want to give a shout out to the little college in Boston. MIT, miniature Institute of Technology. If you're a little

Starting point is 00:10:45 Pushing the college kid and you're looking for a place to call home, I do want to carve out maybe just 10 seconds Because our beloved Aaron Keef is from Boston. Aaron, why don't you just toss out Boston institutions and we'll see if they go, oh yeah. Oh, that's good. Let's see Boston University. Oh, I know that one. This time, I just stop that. I hate it. I know that one. Uh, Fenway Park. Okay. Never went. I hate this. Is it Bell Astor at Gardner Museum? She loved it. Gorgina. The aquarium. The I know her. The aquarium. Aaron. And I'm done. I'm done. I very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very but it sounds like you do not want to be on this podcast. Basically, we hate riddles and puzzles too. We hate.

Starting point is 00:11:47 What if I'm really good at it now? What if my time away? What if, huh? Throw one out and I just get it right away. What? For those of you who don't remember, and obviously we all remember, so it's not even worth me repeating,

Starting point is 00:11:57 but it's like, I love riddles. I love riddles. I love escape rooms. I love an escape room. It's like, that is my shit. I love an escape room. I love a riddle. I'm not as good as riddles as I am escape rooms, but I guess like that's why off and I you know It's sweet. We make a good team because I'm good at all the stuff. He's bad at

Starting point is 00:12:16 Right, I guess that's the only way it goes and I'm bad at all the stuff you're good at. It's a really great This is like the woman who cuts her hair and sells it and the guy who sells us watch. Oh, get some of that. I heard it sound like. No, sweet. Sweet. The silver lining here is offered,

Starting point is 00:12:33 even if you have a terrible time on today's podcast, it sounds like it will be better than your childhood experience. So it's all in my childhood. It's not hard for you. Yeah, I think that this could be a real opportunity for me to fall back in love with learning. I mean, maybe I go and I get some sort of master's degree after this. It could be really cool for me.

Starting point is 00:12:52 We're about to change our life, y'all. What a testimonial for the show. Like, has people like, revivied me? Like, this was so much fun. Left a lot. I was like, it made me fall back in love with learning. I'm now in grad school and I've never felt more certain of anything in my entire life. Honestly, our primary listening did a bit graphic is people stressed out at grad school.

Starting point is 00:13:10 So we we have that. You are on the right podcast. Well, let's start off. These are, I don't want to call these easy. These are just shorter kind of these don't call them easy. This one's take it back. I'll take it back. But these are called hink pinks.

Starting point is 00:13:26 And a hink pink is going to be a very short riddle or very short question. Buy us dinner first before we get into hink pinks. One in the hink and two in the pinks. So these are a very short question or riddle and it's going to lead to a two word answer and the two words in the answer will rhyme. Does that make sense? So for example, if I said a musical vegetable cob, that might be a corn horn.

Starting point is 00:13:55 That is right, wow, Alfred. Wow, that would be a kiss. I just held you over some grad school applications. Your eyes are bleeding. MIT, here we come. This could be a grad school application, honestly. Yeah. So let's take a look at some of the other ones here.

Starting point is 00:14:11 And these are all just so, I don't get any emails, pointing it out. These are Thanksgiving themed. And yes, we miss the boat. I get it. But. Hey, it always comes back around. But we know.

Starting point is 00:14:24 What we're running out of riddles, everyone. So you know, we're recording this right before Thanksgiving. So it's your fault for listening to it when we put it out. What would you call a smoke dried gobler snack? A smoke dried gobler snack. A smoke dry thigh. He's hard to drive. I think I heard it. Oh, turkey, that was probably it.

Starting point is 00:14:49 That's my favorite. Throw around with people. You're not telling me, you're telling me it wasn't dry, thigh. I'm sorry, that feels wrong. To be fair, I do have psoriasis or was I call it dry thigh? I do want to see, I do want to see a scene. Aaron, you did get it right just to heap praise on Aaron, being able to hang out to tie. Was turkey, jerk beef. I do want to see, I do want to see a scene. Aaron, you did get it right just to keep praise on Aaron, Bingo Bingo, how to tie.

Starting point is 00:15:06 Was Turkey Jirky? I do want to see a quick scene. Aaron and Riley, you are two turkeys who are just absolute jerks. And JPC, you are two, pretty, pretty, like, very kind. I'm two things. Sorry, JPC and Alfred, you are too.

Starting point is 00:15:27 Okay, guys. I was like, as an effort to not cast me in a scene. You know, you give him too far. You're in 22 characters. Character number one. High school all over again. So, unfortunately, we, the auditions were great, but we're gonna have to cast one person

Starting point is 00:15:43 in all four parts because most people didn't bring it. I need to see the scene, but Alfred, I assume that you did theater in high school. You'd be assuming correctly. What role should you have gotten, or did you want so bad that you were supposed to get? I mean, I guess my whole identity could be boiled down to the fact that I always wanted to play like a romantic lead and

Starting point is 00:16:08 Anjaneu and I did get to play bottom in mid summer night's stream not a romantic lead and then finally my senior year the theater teacher was like you know what Let's give this guy a win. Let's let him play a romantic lead part and the show they did shows was choose was ultimately serenote to burge Iraq The romantic lead is like Sort of hideous to look at and Do you want anything to do with them and the kind of whole conceit of the show is what if this fogly asshole was really grumpy and in love the whole time. So I did get to experience love,

Starting point is 00:16:53 but it is ultimately a tragic story. Wow. Also, yeah, I would be a Gotham villain if that happened to me. I'm a jargopper, dude. Alfred, you're in good company. I was also a high school bottom. No, that's like the best role though.

Starting point is 00:17:09 Bottom is the best role. Yeah. That's the best role. We're Turkey jerks. We're Turkey jerks. Aaron dead stuff. We're recasting the scene. We're doing a couple of times. Okay, you're right. So brand new scene.

Starting point is 00:17:24 I apologize to those who I cast and I'm pinning up a brand new cast list on the cork board. JPC and Riley, I'm so sorry, you won't see your names on it. Aaron, you are a jerk of a turkey. Alfred, you are the most handsome, the lead character you've ever seen. You are, you're attracted to this turkey jerk. This is high school and you're the quarterback, you're the lead hockey scorer.

Starting point is 00:17:53 You kick the ball the best in soccer. So you are the Anjunu Alfred and you're meeting this turkey jerk. Hey, step out of the way. I'm going to get to my... Oh! Oh, I didn't see it down there. I'm really tall for a turkey. Oh, yeah, yeah, me too. Me too.

Starting point is 00:18:13 Sorry, this is my locker. It sort of sucks that you're also a turkey and your voice is normal. I had a lot of surgeries to get here. It's all the money I make from being a three sport athlete. Yeah, it makes sense. Sorry, I to yell at you. I just feel really guarded in this place. I feel like no one really understands me. So I'm sort of on the offense, not not really open-hearted here. Anyways, hey, I know a thing or two about offense, Anyways, hey, I know a thing or two about offense Bruce Ford athlete where does that come from do you think in yourself? Where's that? How much time do you have?

Starting point is 00:18:52 Gobble gobble gobble we got about five minutes. I think till the next period so shoot you don't want to Dump some trauma on me. I'm I'm all game for it. If you want to explain Excuse me. Excuse me you you two. The bell is already wrong. And so I'm gonna have to write you both an attention. Shut up, Mr. Kid. I hate you. I don't care. You two are gonna have to report to detention. It is at Olive Garden. Here is a $40 gift card for the two of you to split.

Starting point is 00:19:18 It's only, you can only use the gift card on Valentine's Day. So... Yeah, it's all yeah, so yeah, smash cut to all of good. Well, welcome to all of garden. I hope everyone's getting their giblets kissed. What can I do for you to young lovers? I am are you okay?

Starting point is 00:19:39 Sorry, I love Valentine's Day. Hey, grandma, come back to the table. We're all sitting over here. I'm sorry, when love Valentine's Day. Hey grandma, come back to the table. We're all sitting over here. I'm sorry, when you hear your family, our family is... No, that's our family and this is our family too. I don't even know their names yet. Okay, I'm sorry grandma, you can introduce yourself.

Starting point is 00:19:58 Hello, I'm Louise and you two are in love and what are your names? Oh, no, wait, is this even a date or? This is just detention, it's not, I know it looks like a date, but we're just in trouble. Yeah, not a date. Oh, detention, that's kind of sexy. It's kind of like, oh, we've been bad,

Starting point is 00:20:17 so this is gonna get good. I'll go back to the tape, my sorry. No, Grandma, I'm sorry. You're helping, I'll just tell the family that you're gonna stay here for a few minutes. Oh, yours is so kind. I bet they won't mind. Will you kids? No, no, no.

Starting point is 00:20:31 I'm quite used to here. I was just about to ask him a question. Excuse me. Am I being pranked? You never noticed me before yesterday. And I feel like you're gonna dump pig's blood on me or something. Honestly, I thought I was being pranked. Me, three sport athletes, getting put in detention with the cutest golf turkey in school. I just did a bucket of pig's blood, dubs all over grandma's head, and she used to get covered in pig's blood. It's me, Ashton Kutcher, grandma, you've been pranked.

Starting point is 00:21:12 Not again, you do this once a month. I'm sick of it. And Alfred Sturkey turns his head, and we see he has like a six foot beak. See. See. six foot beak. See. See.

Starting point is 00:21:25 Out there. CBC, we said we'd fire you if you played action and coach your one more scene. So I hope you're happy. I was playing Ansten Kudster. Oh, which is different. Which is different. Oh, then you're good.

Starting point is 00:21:38 The Russian philosophy. It's different enough. Let's get back into more hink pinks. What do you think that we would call a skinny supper? Thin-Din. Thin-Din. Yes, thin-Din or thinner dinner, depending on how far you want to go. Outstanding Alfred, you are crushing it.

Starting point is 00:21:57 I'm experiencing a high on like anything I've ever felt before. For people at home Alfred is levitating above his seat. Yeah. He is vibrating. I've never seen him happier. It's like a cartoon character that just smelled a pie cool ago to window. Yeah, for sure. I've been training with Chris Angel for years.

Starting point is 00:22:17 I don't know. I'm finally paying off. That explains your busy shirt. What would we call a squash magician? A squash magician? A squash magician. Tragic magic. No, that's not. Aaron, that's pretty good.

Starting point is 00:22:30 But we're looking for a specific magician. A gourd. A gourd. A strangled chrysanjal. Something of wizard. Think of, well, hold on, wizards aren't magicians. I beg to differ. Frodo Baggins, pick a card any card.

Starting point is 00:22:49 I can't all this stuff. Think of a very specific magician and think from there, work backwards to a squash. What's the, what's the, the riddle again? A squash magician. But again, think of a proper noun magician. A squash magician. A squash magician. A squash magician. A squash magician. A squash magician, but again, think of a proper noun magician, a specific proper noun magician. That's going to be pumpkin, who Dini? Uh-huh.

Starting point is 00:23:10 And everyone knows that that rhymes and that is good. And we all know that I agree. The doctors, her pumpkins were something. The doctors. So you got half of that right, Riley. Pumpkin, who do you need zucchini? Oh, there you go, Alfred. Ooh. Ooh. I'm so smart. Wow.

Starting point is 00:23:30 Alfred, we do have a certificate we're mailing to you right now that just valiates you from all your years of schooling. So, I'd like to see a scene. Yes. You are who, Dini, zucchini. And Riley and JPC, you're going to be audience members who are trying to sort of poke holes in his performance. I love that. in all of history. Now watch as I put the zucchini down my throat. Oh, and now it comes out of my eye. Oh, ta-da. Meer behind the hand. Huh? He's got a meer behind him.

Starting point is 00:24:14 And the zucchini it folds up. It's like when he needs it in his hand, it flattens. I'm on Amazon right now and you can order a foldable zucchini for $4. So you got the, I'm looking at it's the same one. So it's a $4 foldable. He's showing everyone in the back, we're in the it as the same one. So it's a $4. Showing everyone the back, we're in the front row.

Starting point is 00:24:25 Everyone look. Here's the link. Look at the link. I'm hair dropping this to everyone in the theater. Thank you. Coaching my tricks, come on YouTube, please. Keep going. No, we want to see more.

Starting point is 00:24:36 No, you're good. OK, now. This is our first date night since we've had the baby and we just want a good time. OK, now I'm going to, that trick was supposed to eat up 20 minutes just from applause. But since you called me out, I have to, OK, I'm going to you. Huh, that was that trick was supposed to eat up 20 minutes just from applause, but since you Called me out. I have to okay. I'm gonna get into this milk tank now the milk tank will be filled with spaghetti squash But I handcuffed with my arms behind my back. Well now

Starting point is 00:24:57 Close the lid and then trick cuffs all this spaghetti squash or hollow. These are hollow spaghetti squash It's actually spaghetti squash dog toys and they're dropping everyone the link on Amazon oh yeah okay okay pivot okay Houdini pivot um you sir uh what me? yes the guy who keeps fucking me over come up on stage oh it's great good job honey come get him

Starting point is 00:25:22 okay thank you I want you so good to be out of the house since we have the baby Yes, I want you to punch me in the stomach as hard as you can mirror When you're up here you can see so much more There's a trap door down here. I can see I bet that's how you get a nice right. That's a trap door and shit What do you say you said you said you said punch you in the throat? Everyone cheers What did you say you said you said you said punch you in the throat I've been I've been working on a lot more since the baby because I'm just at home so much that I feel like I have the time Curtain falls down new character Attention everyone we regret to inform you that zucchini Houdini has died

Starting point is 00:26:03 He did not flex to eat bunch of methorone. Oh, he did not flex hard nothing the neck to be. Robbo. No, no, no, no. Sorry, I hate to be this guy. I hate to be this guy, but I saw the EMT. The EMT that took him away was the other magician. So I do think that they're going to do it.

Starting point is 00:26:19 It was a plant. I see him in the back. He said, yes to you, man, the woman I air dropped. He said, yes to you. Can you confirm? He's right there with a terrible big beard? This is my closer come on Fuck I okay. I I get paid in drink tickets man. I don't know. I don't know why you think

Starting point is 00:26:36 Hey energy to do all those hey lady lady who left her kid at home? You just had a kid you come up on say you do magic You do magic come kid? You come up on say you do magic. You do magic. Come on. Oh, okay. Well, I'm practicing a lot at home. Haven't even done anything yet. Exactly. I'm practicing a lot at home. Sit, come on man.

Starting point is 00:26:53 I do the thing with the thumb where it looks like just like the hand trick where it looks like. Everyone watch. Everyone watch. Yes. Yeah, anything about that? Our baby goes crazy for this. Our baby goes crazy for this. Our baby goes crazy for this.

Starting point is 00:27:06 All crowd, it's like, oh! It's all the people. It's all the train in the screen, but the first time they thought it was real. Oh, OK, got another one free here. You miss. You, who is getting all the air drop links? What?

Starting point is 00:27:23 Yeah, I think my number between one and ten. Ten! Oh, I got it! I was gonna say ten too! She always says ten. I can turn, she always says ten. Oh! I don't want to be impressed, but I am. You're insane. Perfect.

Starting point is 00:27:40 Perfect. Uh, let's do just a couple more hink pinks here. Alfred, I think we found your will house. Okay. How about an apple juice jockey? An apple juice jockey. Martinelli's horse-sennelie. Alfred, how do you got it?

Starting point is 00:27:56 You lost it. It's like flowers for algebra. Martinelli's horse-sennelie. Okay. Okay. Someone's telling on themselves that they're not familiar with horse and Ellie apple Yeah, the pot oh no horse and Ellie the car Horse and Ellie the pasta of course. Sorry. I'm in detention at Olive Garden. Can I get a side of horse and Ellie?

Starting point is 00:28:20 An apple juice jockey and don't let apple juice throw you apple juice is think of I mean it's like apple juice but it's a little bit darker. Sider writer. Sider writer. Sider writer. Sider writer. Sider writer. Sider writer.

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Starting point is 00:28:54 We might have to stop this. We have to shut this down. Lissard is gonna be clamoring for that. How about an autumn sweater? An autumn sweater? This is gonna be a hot chocolate fall. This is gonna be a lot of fun. This is gonna be a lot of fun. This is gonna be a lot of fun.

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Starting point is 00:30:32 And again, we are just the cast of suits, but we would love to run this up the ladder for you. Older one, the younger one. OK, I want to ask about Megan Merkel, but I'm not going to. I'm just going to go right into the pitch. We open on prison. Matt Damon's character.

Starting point is 00:30:48 The script is just Matt David for now. Sure. I think we also might just call him Matt, because I've actually heard from him that it's easier if his character's name is Matt and then he gets less confused. Can I just tell you right now, we're going to bring Thomas Lennon

Starting point is 00:31:00 to punch up this script. So whatever you say, we'll make it funny. Good, oh awesome, because it needs humor, because it's like a traditional heist. Damon is getting out of prison. Who's there to pick him up? A monster. And then you know, oh. Did you mispronounce monster? No, it's a monster. This is a big leafy plant. It's more of a weed, honestly. And the thing just grows like crazy.

Starting point is 00:31:25 Now Damon has to put together a group of plants to rob a greenhouse. Because what's green? Money. And on a fight night, they have over $400 million in the green house. I'm sorry, I know I'm just the assistant here. I know I'm just taking notes. Sorry, this is my assistant. This is Pat, this is my assistant, okay.

Starting point is 00:31:45 Yeah, I guess it's like, you know, I've been with you for years, it's even jail thing, the skirt. But the one thing that I haven't been clear on is, do the plants talk? Is there some kind of voice over element or is it just, is like, you know, is it like the muppets where Damon

Starting point is 00:31:57 is the only human in the story? Sure. Can I have one moment? Yeah, I can't do that question. Yeah. Pat, what the fuck? What are you doing? You know I told you on the way over here,

Starting point is 00:32:07 the only thing I don't have is if the planets could talk. OK, but I'm just trying to help you out because they seem really interested. OK, I didn't expect you to be pitching to the cast of suits. And this is my favorite show. I figured out. I just really want it to look good for you. I figured out, I'm on my feet.

Starting point is 00:32:20 I'll figure it out. That's a great question, Pat. And we didn't rehearse this. But yes, the plants can talk, but not in a language that Matt Damon can hear. No, he's the only one that can hear it. Matt Damon could talk to plants. It's like a doctor to a little thing.

Starting point is 00:32:36 No, his daughter can. Matt Damon's daughter, real daughter, is in the movie, kid. Yeah, and we're gonna get her to tell her dad to stop using the Fftsler in front of playets. Okay. Because playets don't like that either.

Starting point is 00:32:49 And then it's also like a journey for Matt Damage who's like, oh, I guess that is a wrong thing for me to say. And that's kind of like the emotional hook of the movie. Yeah. I like that. And we know we can act it. We know we can act it because he's been there. He's lived it.

Starting point is 00:33:03 What do you think Patrick J. Adams from suits? I think we got to get Matt Bommer on the phone. I know it's White Collar. It's not really his name, but I think Matt would have. It is the same, though, at the end of the day. Which has, yeah, some stuff to say. Yeah. Soon.

Starting point is 00:33:22 I suits and White Collar are crafting the content. Those are the same show. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited.

Starting point is 00:33:32 I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited.

Starting point is 00:33:40 I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so know, I'm so thrilled. I mean, they've been getting the run around from Amazon. They went to like, Amazon's free-v for a while, but oh, Boss is back in charge. Titus Welliver is right where he needs to be.

Starting point is 00:33:53 Best name in the biz. Best name in the biz. We're gonna go to break and just a moment, but before we do, I do wanna have, this is a special round. What makes it so special is that it's only for Alfred. Alfred, we're gonna give you a win before we go to break. And if you don't get this, then boy, this backfire, but I think you'll get it. Oh, no. This is one last hink pink just for Alfred. And

Starting point is 00:34:14 shining men out. Everyone else, let's just let Alfred get this. Okay. This is a mob fighting to lose weight, a mob fighting to lose weight. Okay. Ganks. And Alfred walk us through your process if you can. And this mob. Yes, no, hold on, yeah, mob fighting. That was in the question.

Starting point is 00:34:36 Mob makes me, I'm thinking gangster. Okay. Gangster, prankster. And the prank is he's thinner now. Okay. Gangster. Prankster. We'll and the prank is he's thinner now. Okay, you just wrote a right. You just wrote a Stephen King novella. I love that. I love that.

Starting point is 00:34:53 Is it an adult? Is this still a Thanksgiving one? Well, I think because lose weight, I think because you eat so much on Thanksgiving, it's loosely tied. So it's not it's not super tied to Thanksgiving just by the fact of eating, but again, it's a fighting to lose super tied to Thanksgiving just by the fact of eating but again It's a lot fighting to lose weight a mob fighting to lose weight biggest schmoozer biggest loser Okay, everybody, everybody slow it down

Starting point is 00:35:14 Get up some space Maybe it's not mob maybe it's mob not like sopranos, but like crowd yes crowd Yeah, yes a mob crowd. Want to lose weight. Fighting, fighting. What's the fight? Is this really getting what the thing is? Yeah, it's kind of like a mob fighting to lose weight. Yeah, crap out.

Starting point is 00:35:32 You know what'll help you is think about it this. Think about it conceptualize it as a mob fighting to lose weight. That's really good. Okay, so in my mind I have a mob and they are fighting to lose weight. Great, you're right. Okay. It's not Mofiosa, it's not the Queen of Fairies. It's, I think you're correct in terms of,

Starting point is 00:35:49 it's several people, several people fighting. Okay. Several people instigating. And Adel, you looked at this one and said, this was easy. Slaved, that 100%. I got it, I got it. Alfred, right, diet.

Starting point is 00:36:03 Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Alfred. Yeah. Alfred, I, ding, ding, Alfred. Yeah. Alfred, I was rocking my brain. I was not here. I actually knew at the whole time it was a bit that I didn't know it. Well, we're gonna go to break.

Starting point is 00:36:13 Alfred, Alfred ends up around with a huge win. We're gonna go to break. While we do, while we're on break, let's go around the horn and we'll each give Alfred a big compliment, because I feel bad that I put him on the spot. And we'll be right back with more. Hey, rid of riddle. So tall, so tall.

Starting point is 00:36:27 You rule. Serves up. Do you see? I love the lighting. Right. Have a great summer. Right. I was okay with all of those except for one. Wish I'd gotten to know you better this year, maybe next year. Hey, JPC, you know how I love, he looks sleep, I love that he looks mattress brand, especially nights sleep of my life.

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Starting point is 00:39:07 Go ahead and give her the Academy of Snorr. The Snorr? Academy of Snorr? You know what? Even the Academy of Snorr. Glint close to falling asleep. That's why I got you. Oh yeah, I got that a lot. Hey, Adel, hey, Aaron, I got a bone to pick with the two of you. Sure, yeah, I wore the skeleton outfit just because I figured this was coming. Happy Halloween a few months early. It's not yet.

Starting point is 00:39:31 What is it? So you know how the two of you, I was like, guys, I am always so hungry for lunches and dinners and the like and you, jokers, told me, oh, JPC, it's okay, all you have to do is take some, you know, American paper currency, tape it to your front door, close the door, and then wait until someone brings you food. Well, I kept opening the door, and the money was gone, so I had to tape more money to my door. I think you didn't work at all.

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Starting point is 00:42:12 Uh, uh, yeah. You're not in trouble. I just need help. I'm, um, pranking Atal. And I'm setting up a website to prank him. Um, and I just need some a website to prank him. Okay. I just need some advice. This podcast is sponsored by Squarespace.

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Starting point is 00:42:56 I actually, I want to prank JPC and I want to set up a whole website to prank him. Do you have anything that like, is there like an online store that could set up on my website to sell products? Did you know that with Squarespace you can have custom merch, you can easily sell custom merch and create passive income stream that engages your audience and scales your brand, design your products and production and inventory and shipping are handled for you saving you time and money. What is happening? Okay. Wait, what's going on with that all? Oh, nothing, nothing.

Starting point is 00:43:27 I'm just setting up a very normal Squarespace website, not a prank thing. No, he's gonna tune you. And I'm gonna use analytics. Use insights to grow my business and learn where my site visits and sales are coming from. That's pretty cool. I'm gonna improve my website and build marketing strategy

Starting point is 00:43:41 based on top keywords, or popular products and content, on my prank website to prank the tool. Whoa, that's awesome, Aaron. I'm glad you're using Squarespace. Did you say what the website was for? I can't remember what the website was for.

Starting point is 00:43:53 Prank. With Squarespace. With Squarespace. You can connect to your store to Vedent Third Party tools to extend the functionality of your website. Hey JPC, hey JPC. What's up, battle? I can't believe we pranked Aaron with our little boy routine.

Starting point is 00:44:11 Dude, we got her. Anyway, if you want to prank Aaron with your little boy routine, head to squarespace.com for a free trial and when you're ready to launch, go to squarespace.com slash riddle to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Oh, she's back, she's back. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron. Can we go to grandma's house? save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Oh, she's back, she's back. Hey, Erin. Hey, Erin.

Starting point is 00:44:26 Can we go to grandma's house? Wait, I've been pranked. But how? I don't know. Ha, ha, ha. Hey, Rick, go, Rick. Oh, man. Great, Alfred.

Starting point is 00:44:44 We went around. We each complimented you. Is there anything you want to say to us for? Yeah, I want to say thank you to three of you. Interesting. You're welcome. And a doob, nope, and a doob better for one of you. And I think you know who you are. Oh, thank you.

Starting point is 00:44:58 Yeah, you're welcome. My wife asked me how they're recording with, and I'm like, Alfred thanked me three times. It was wild, but I didn't misunderstand. It was really nice. Yeah, super nice. It's like I never knew that you could do a podcast with people who were like nice to you.

Starting point is 00:45:15 It's kind of a real experience for me. I don't think that's true. I think they have to bully you, right, guys? I don't know if you told me. I don't know if you me. I make them. Read the email, Aaron. Let's move on to what we would call normal riddles. Yes.

Starting point is 00:45:33 Is that right? Sure. These are no longer kink pinks. The answers do not have to rhyme. In fact, I'm going to say they absolutely will not rhyme. We'll see. We'll see if we can solve them. So here's not if I have anything to say about it.

Starting point is 00:45:45 Bonus points if you can rhyme it. So here's our first normal riddle. A woman heard a bell ring and knew that she had lost a lot of money. But she was still, okay, yes. Let's applaud women getting money, get paid, get it. A woman heard a bell ring and knew that she had lost a lot of money, but she was still delighted. Why? And I do have a few hints if you need them, which you absolutely will. I do not need this. I have it immediately. Okay, JPC. The bell was a husband alive bell,

Starting point is 00:46:19 and her husband had died. Now she hated her husband, but she did not have a pre or she had a pre-nup that met she was not going to get his money when he died. So she is she basically lost all that money, but she's happy. The bastard is dead. And you can buy a husband a live bail and you can purchase one at many fine retailers across this great nation. Hmm, stop pushing your products on the show. We're going to get to see it again. Here's stop pushing your products on the show. We're gonna get to see it again. Here's what sucks. JVC basically got it. Yeah. No, no, no.

Starting point is 00:46:50 We was gonna say the bell. What is it? The fucking stock exchange. Don't they rang a bell? Oh, yeah. Yes, they do. Yes, they do. Could it be that? It's not. She's shorted the market. Yeah, it was it a husband alive, Bell. No, it's interesting, Riley. No, was it a husband alive, Belle? No, interesting, Riley. Now, say that you were going to purchase a husband alive. No, how much money would you pay? Because it's less than you think,

Starting point is 00:47:12 but more than you think. None, so I'd hang your hand. No, stop it. Wasn't it like a church bell for her husband's funeral? JPC, buddy, you basically got it. It wasn't a husband alive, Belle. It was a brother or a live bell. Yes.

Starting point is 00:47:27 And let me explain. Let me explain. Well, I didn't many ways. Well, hold on. Here's the full answer as written. In medieval times, people were worried about the risk of being buried alive. Quote unquote, it happened.

Starting point is 00:47:40 That seemed like a throwaway. So people just went to medieval times and we were constantly worried about that. So people were buried with a cord attached to their wrists. It was connected to a bell. Oh, it's like the nun. It was like the nun. Is that a moon?

Starting point is 00:47:54 The horror film The Nuts. We watched The Nuts recently and they had these bells at the grave. Sorry, that is just insane. That's bad movie we watched has something to do with it. We should have gotten that, it's from the not. The only thing I personally know is that that's where we get the term saved by the bell. And that's where I get that is that somebody who we thought was dead, they ring the bell

Starting point is 00:48:16 by moving their finger and then they get dug up. So we get the term saved by the bell from that old device. We also get family ties. We also get family ties. Because Michael is a father. from that old device. We also get family ties. We also get family ties. The string. Because Michael's are fun. And then the term dead ringer is also someone who looks like you're someone who looks like a dead relative.

Starting point is 00:48:35 It's like, oh, that looks like a dead ringer for my aunt, but we know she's dead. So it's like the dead has rung the bell and come back to life because the person looks like them. That's so cool. I don't know if you know this, but it's also where we get the term husband-to-life bell, which, oh, learning. You're in here hearing the commercial jingle

Starting point is 00:48:54 for husband-to-life bell? What's the house of the bell, Sam? I just did Empire Carpets in my head, but that's pretty good. How does that news? Has been so loud. I knew it was a crossfire song. OK, so let me finish the answer here.

Starting point is 00:49:12 So, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. It was connected to a bell in the cemetery. This woman from the riddle had inherited the family fortune when her elder brother died. When she heard the bell ring, she knew that he was still alive. So she lost her fortune because he was still alive, but she was delighted because her brother was not dead. So she had a good relationship with her brother.

Starting point is 00:49:31 I didn't want to see you seen. Riley and JPC, you two are a brother and sister. JPC, it was thought you were dead. You did ring your little fingerbell, your brother or live bell. You have been dug up. You did ring your little fingerbell, your brother or live bell. You have been dug up. You and Riley share a house together. This is the next morning after you've been dug up and you've been found alive where Riley

Starting point is 00:49:53 is no longer inheriting the family wealth. So this breakfast is a little strained. Get it. How it, where to begin? By the way, I'm not even mad at the worms in my mouth. I thought it was very funny. Well, that's good. Yeah, it was meant to be a joke.

Starting point is 00:50:13 I was going to ask, how are you feeling, I guess? I'm feeling good. I mean, honestly, I feel like I have a newly-son life, but I'm thinking. Yeah. I have a new lease on life, but I'm thinking. Yeah. I have a question. Sure. Sure. I mean, this is just the thing that I've been kicking around for the last, I don't know,

Starting point is 00:50:34 24 hours. You have enough leg room in a coffin to be kicking? Oh, glad you still have a sense of humor. Yeah, it's funny. So you told the coroner that I was definitely dead, right? Because I saw your signature on the paper that was your signature that I was dead. I get it.

Starting point is 00:50:53 I really did. No, stop. This is working into some weird territory. Because I told you I haven't had a trouble sleeping and I'm going to take an ambiote. I told you that yesterday, right? Or is this a dream? Sure, so sorry, sorry.

Starting point is 00:51:06 Yeah. I didn't say, oh, he's dead for sure. I didn't say that. I swear to God in my life, I swear I didn't say that. Okay. He handed me a piece of paper and I wrote something down. Yeah, I got it right here. I said anything.

Starting point is 00:51:19 I've got it right here. So I guess it's like, don't accuse, sorry, don't interrupt me. Don't accuse me of things I didn't do. I'm happy you're here. Because it's your signature. But like, is it worth a block text underneath it? It says dead and then four and then sure.

Starting point is 00:51:30 I didn't say that. You didn't say it. You didn't say it. You wrote your name and then you wrote, and then you wrote that. Or you wrote that? Again, there's a difference between saying and writing. So yes, did I sign my name and said,

Starting point is 00:51:43 my brother is dead, D-E-A-D-D-D-D. Do I have to spell it out for you dead? He's gone. Yes, I wrote that. I mean, D-E-D. It feels like, it feels like you thought. I said dead, like, he said, I said, he's dead, and I'm dead, D-E-D-D-L-L-L-L-L. And was that in bad taste? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:52:01 Hey, we're all trying to listen to the priest give the sermon Church is a little loud today. Do you mind? I was in a coffin Robin. I was in a coffin all night Robin, so I do mind Sorry, my little girl's getting baptized Sarah your muffins tastes like absolute dog shit Sorry, he was dead yesterday So I thought and I inherited the better part of two million dollars, which he didn't even tell me he had So you can understand why I'm a little upset today I heard from the coroner that you said he was definitely dead so dead don't even bother checking. He's so dead

Starting point is 00:52:38 I wrote it down. I did it. There is a difference I literally don't know what you even want me to do. Sorry. Sorry. Hold on dog shit Are you kidding me? Are you seriously making this about you right now? I'm taking his head are you seriously making this up? It's a father of leery father of leery. Am I wrong about Robin's muffins? No, not at all. Oh This is a story. I'm sorry not Robin's. Not Robin's father. He's gonna be biased. I'm asking the priest Right, I go I always forget there's two father hilarious in the church on Sundays Anyway, I you do you you're recive dog shite is that what the question was mom always do her muffins taste like dogs

Starting point is 00:53:23 This coming from the this coming from the priest whose wife's cow started a fire. I thought cow was innocent. So Kay, Chicago needed to burn. Blood of the spirit, water of Christ. It's me on the road. Water of Christ. Blood of the spirit, water of Christ. That sounds like for the people who

Starting point is 00:53:45 brought you dead husband alerts. Yeah. Husband of life. If you love dead husband, if you love us with a live bell, it'll come as a shock to no one that I was I was about as good at paying attention in church. I was like, was I'm paying attention in school. So that's why I don't know what they say. It was good at paying attention. Well, I mean blood of the father, water of Christ, nothing tells me that you had to English parents, the vet, because that's obviously,

Starting point is 00:54:11 that's the Church of England. We all know the Anglican, yeah, of course. Yeah, of course. And in the morning, I'm making waffles. Mm-hmm. And it was good. Let's get into another riddle here. I run, it runs, I stop, it still runs what am I forced come

Starting point is 00:54:27 Yeah, God make it but I can buy a far far away from here I run it runs I stop it still runs I still think the funniest line for many movie of all time is when force Goes first gum goes now you may not believe it to hear it. I can run like the wind blows That that Katie's that delivery is just the funniest fucking thing goes, first gum goes, now you may not believe it to hear it, but I can run like the wind blows. That, that Katie's, that delivery is just the funniest fucking thing. I run, it runs, I stop, it still runs. What am I? This is a person running from a car that is chasing them. Okay. Then they stop, hit by the car, car keep building. We keep. We keep rewriting Stephen King novellas. Could it be Fred Flintstone car? Yes. He runs.

Starting point is 00:55:09 Then it runs. It runs. But he stops running. But the car still goes. Exactly. So we just kind of like Chris Cross applesauce. Fred Flintstone car. So we.

Starting point is 00:55:18 Yeah. In Flintstone's world. In the bedrock universe. Sorry, the bedrockiverse. Our gas station is just like foot massage parlors. Ooh, yes. I'm asking the hard questions. They change the car.

Starting point is 00:55:31 How high are you? I'm going to those places where it's like the little fish that eat the dead skin off your face. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Have you ever been to one of those places? No, no, no. No, but I want to try it. I'm really curious.

Starting point is 00:55:45 Is it ethical? Is it maybe bad? That's, you know what, that's a very good question. I have one of those. I have one of those. Or they do have a sign that's hanging up that says, the fish have a right to refuse any customer. So if the fish decide that your feet are too nasty,

Starting point is 00:56:03 they say no, no, no, thank you. My wife did that, I think in Thailand, they say no, no, no, thank you. My wife did that I think in Thailand and she said it feels awful She said it's the worst sensation in the world Have any of you ever done it's bad Baby feet do you guys know baby feet? Sorry? Oh the peel the yes, yeah, oh You said if you've done baby feet, I thought that was like a, you're calling it like for a mushroom.

Starting point is 00:56:27 If it's like a glove jug, strain of weed, oh baby feet. Tell me you're over 30 without telling me you're over 30. You've never done baby feet over? No, it's like, I don't know, my wife has done it a few times, but it's like a, it's like a,

Starting point is 00:56:41 you put your foot in like a big sock thing that's full of like weed gel. And then, and then, you say later your in like a big sock thing that's full of like, I have shit in this. And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then,

Starting point is 00:56:50 And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then,

Starting point is 00:56:58 And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, And then, then, And then, And then, And then,爪, And then,爪, They say they're like in five to 10 days your foot will start to peel the bottom of your foot and they say do not pick at it Well, here's the thing when your foot starts to peel

Starting point is 00:57:15 There's strips of skin dangling down they're like they're loose and they fold under in your sock And you feel it feels like you're stepping on a mousse pee. So you gotta peel it off Here's one of my most irritating character trades under in your sock and you feel it feels like you're stepping on a moustache. So you gotta peel it off. Here's one of my most irritating character traits. Is that during the pandemic, I got really into barefoot running, sort of a little real sign of mental wellness. Yeah, we all hit our rock bottom. I was running around the streets of Boston, Massachusetts in bare feet. When like the sanitation workers weren't working because of

Starting point is 00:57:45 the COVID so it was really clean and nice but anyway so part of me is like no don't do the magic baby foot sock because you need those calluses we are supposed to have calluses because that's what protects your feet so it's like I want the opposite I want a magic sock I can put my foot in and I come out and it's just like super thick leathery Dallas That's what I do. That's what I do with ear wax because a lot of people clean their ears. Goodbye. Yeah your wax God put ear wax there for a reason to catch bugs crawling into the ears But it feels so good they get the Q tip in there. I know that's the one thing

Starting point is 00:58:20 Oh, the boxes says don't put that shit in your ears But that's the exclusive use I have for it. They say it's for butts teeth and brains No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Anya and there was a nice breeze on my face. Oh wow can't recommend it enough I run it runs. I stop it still runs. We can't still be a river uh water Whoa an echo go back to the first one your mom time I was in a clock time time but a oh JPC said clock. We're getting pace makeer close. Well, okay. We're getting further away Duncan is it America runs on Duncan? It is Macbeth's Duncan. Uh-huh. Uh, I mean, I'll give it to you with a clock for a king. I'll give it to you with clock. Is it the disease a-fib? The heart disease a-fibs. All fobs are bad. I think Brown is right. That's my answer. KFC. It is here here it says a watch, but basically a clock.

Starting point is 00:59:25 So, uh, let's talk about time. I run the watch. It runs time. I stop the watch. It still runs time. So time's so much. Oh, God. I stopped. I kind of got it.

Starting point is 00:59:36 I got it. I started on it. I think it might have been me who got it. I like to river. Mm. I don't get it. Okay. The I stop is in like, I don't get it. Okay. The eye stop is in like, I don't say that shit around here.

Starting point is 00:59:50 You're gonna get yourself killed. Be careful. Alfred, you step outside. You said it's like, take him out. I'm still like, it runs. It's like it's taking him back to Spanish. It would be like, learn the verb, ten says, yeah, you're supposed to conjugate this since.

Starting point is 01:00:07 That's not a riddle. Yeah. Conjugal visit. That's fine. Thank you, Addle. Very, thank you. That's very much thank you. Now, you're talking about something I understand.

Starting point is 01:00:18 Now that we're not in school anymore. Okay, here's a riddle I think we'll all like. Okay. I have two legs like a cowboy, eyes like a cowboy two hands like a cowboy Look just like a cowboy, but I am not a cowboy. What am I? Cowgirl Wow That's not the right cow woman

Starting point is 01:00:42 If it was cow woman it would be cow man It's cow it was cow woman, it would be cow man. It's cowboys, it's cowgirl. I'm cow lady. The two genders, cow man and cow woman. I mean, done by the airy cow person. Okay. Someone's playing a cowboy on TV. Yes, we have a photograph of a cowboy.

Starting point is 01:01:02 Oh, Aaron. Is it Ronald Frickin' Reagan? Aaron, we're gonna, Aaron. Is it the Gipper? Do it for the Gipper, Jelly Beans. I am not a crook. Aaron, we're gonna give it to you. That's not the Gipper, that's the Gipper.

Starting point is 01:01:14 Come on. You're gonna give it to me? Get ready to be. You said picture of a cowboy, and sorry, you said a photo of a cowboy and it is a picture of a cowboy, which is the same thing. Photos are pictures.

Starting point is 01:01:23 I feel like Alfred Scott's picture. Same thing, moving pictures. It's a drawing of a cowboy and it is a picture of a cowboy, which is the same thing. Photos are pictures. I feel like Alfred Caldwell. The same thing, moving pictures. So the cinema. It's a draw in a cowboy. I do want to see, I got to see a scene. Alfred and Aaron, you are two, you are two cow, how do we say this? Alfred, you're a cowboy. Aaron, you're a cow lady or a cowboy,

Starting point is 01:01:41 whatever you prefer. And the two of you are trying to sort of draw each other kind of like the Titanic scene But you're drawing each other Now I'm gonna need you to sit still please Sorry, I'm trying to draw you could you could you maneuver your stir-up slightly? Yeah, can you get your horse to stand still first you keep wandering around doing three-point turns Just stand still first. You keep wandering around doing three point turns. All right, the tab or you can't, excuse me.

Starting point is 01:02:07 Well she spooked. She spooked Lucy, little spooked because you won't put that damn liso down. Yeah, well my daddy told me to never date someone who has the same career as me and now I'm starting to think that he was right. Can two cow people really make it? Excuse me, this is my tavern. If you two aren't going to get a drink, can you get first, well, get your horses out of the tavern, out from the inside.

Starting point is 01:02:28 And if you two aren't gonna get a drink, then what are you doing here? Yeah, what are we doing here? No, I didn't mean to. I was starting to wonder the same thing. I don't think so. No, no, no. If you have this conversation over a drink,

Starting point is 01:02:40 pay me a couple pieces of copper or you're going outside. I appreciate that. Yeah, well, almost the last time you bought me a drink. Oh my god. And that's what I'm saying. Why is it always got to be the cowboy that buys the drink? You know what I mean?

Starting point is 01:02:54 I don't give a shit who's buying the drink. I need someone to give me some money for some ale right now. Excuse me, excuse me. Ma'am, you're the matchmaker. What runs this bar, right? I am. I'm having a horrible, torrid love affair with another employee over at the post office

Starting point is 01:03:13 and we just can't get it. If you could just go in there and buy some stamps, I think that you would really set us straight. Everyone talks about how you're such a good matchmaker. If I go in there and buy stamps, I don't help you get a date. We're always fighting, we can't get along. And I see the love that you got blooming right here.

Starting point is 01:03:30 Please matchmaker, bar. Well, no, no, no, no. People call me a matchmaker because they come in here, get drunk and hook up. And they think, oh, it's, it's Sandi's doing. But no, it's not Sandi's doing. I want these two to get out of my bar. We want to come out for you.

Starting point is 01:03:44 We want to be together for work for you while you were talking to that other country. Are you getting rid of that? Is that what's happening? You asked all the right questions and the two of us worked it out. We're gonna give it another try. Best matchmaker in town. Stronger Nevers. Please help me. Please come to the post office. You're the only thing that can help a poor soul like me. If I go to what gets you out of this tavern fastest? Is that my agreeon to go to the post office?

Starting point is 01:04:08 Follow me. Welcome to the post office. Just a heads up. Your letter will arrive in 400 to 500 weeks. Um, hi. I'm at the tavern across the way. And I was told to just buy some, I guess, um, stamps to help this man get a date. Oh, you want to buy the new, I guess stamps to help this man get a date. Oh, you want to buy the new I guess stamps.

Starting point is 01:04:28 Okay, first one. Yeah. First one is the face of a famous person. Now, if you guess it, you can buy it. That's, I don't care what it is. I just want to get back to work. So here, I'll give you some money and whatever that gets me, I'll take it. Okay, let me count up these coins.

Starting point is 01:04:44 Of course, we have a more complicated currency back in these days. Okay, this is a, I want to say a three pints, and that is... Yep. We come back to the bar. Man, you fucking suck at this! What the hell? Everybody always talks you up! Huh. How the word for you two? How the word for you two lovebirds? Well, when you know, you know, you know. Yeah, you know. And when your horse is fall in love, that helps you know when you know,

Starting point is 01:05:14 and then you know, for sure, after you know that. That's unhelpful. That's unhelpful to say to a person. I'm just saying at first we stayed together for the horses, and then it was through our mutual love for the horses that we found the love for each other You don't have any sort of pony express type livestock line around we have a pony at the Please please do you come to the post office? I got this co-worker that I absolutely adore and I can't find Please I can't find a seat. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, well, we're at the playground and I'm a bully. Well, no, actually, we're not. We're on the moon and we're best friends. Oh, no, we're not. We're actually at a concert and I'm the president.

Starting point is 01:06:09 And when Riley says that's a bit that we like to do lately, that's just what episodes of Review Review sound like. And so the way that we're two-piece napa, if you like to do like that. It's bad improv. Aaron, it's might be why we get a lot of messages asking us to go on review review. I could potentially be a kitchen spirit thing. Okay, that's not the look at any of that.

Starting point is 01:06:32 Okay, we're gonna do one. Probably nothing. All right, we're gonna do one more riddle and then we're out of here. Here's the very last riddle. And this is only for Alfred. And let somebody else know. And let somebody else know. Right.

Starting point is 01:06:44 Oh, okay. I'll be so fast you won't even get a chance to know it. Nobody has ever in history walked this way. Moon on the motor. Well, Alfred, here's the thing. Alfred? Alfred, you can stay there. Alfred, my friend. Okay. You are very close. On Mars. Okay, you're still close. Nobody has ever in the history walked this way. And of course, space walked. Oh, you're getting hotter? Uh, uh.

Starting point is 01:07:13 Swacked, walked while drunk, drink, walk, you know, a lot of people have done that. A lot of people have done that. Uh, they never walked backwards on the moon. They never walked sideways on the moon. Did you say the moon? They never walked on a PC a cow milk. They never milk walked hold on Alfred buddy This is an absolute milk walk. I got the answer to this riddle. It's a fucking milk walk This is like the SAT all over again, man. The pressure is

Starting point is 01:07:42 Milkwalk. This is like the SAT all over again, man. The pressure is something. It's like a deep breath. Now, Alfred, of course, we all know Milkwalk is nothing. That's never been a thing. That was what Michael Jackson used to do. Yeah, the Milkwalk. He's in the Milkwalk. He dumped Milk on the floor and then walked backwards over it.

Starting point is 01:07:56 And people were like, there's nothing better than grabbing a lawn chair outside of your house on the day after Halloween in Chicago and just watching people do the old milk walk. So no costume over the shoulder. We call it the walk of milk. So a reverse arrowsmith and Rundy MC, nobody has ever in the history of earth walked this way. Not history of earth, just in history in general. Now Alfred, moon and Mars and space were blazingly hot. Now if you were to think about the moon and Mars and space in general and then introduce a cow and what a cow produces Mary those two ideas. So you said milk and milk think about space and milk. What is space to do milk? Is there a word or a term?

Starting point is 01:08:37 Oh fuck. Is that Milky Way? The answer was of course Milky Way. The answer was of course, Milky Way and Casey, when we cut this together, we could take out all that time where I was shouting milk walk, right? There's no Casey. Offer there's no Casey. Yeah. Casey's illusion.

Starting point is 01:08:54 It's something that made me up. It's a milk walk. Well Alfred, you think this? Oh good. Did you guys all really know that so fast? I didn't know it at all. I didn't know it at all. I didn't know it at all. I had no idea it at all. I didn't know it at all.

Starting point is 01:09:05 I had no idea. And this has been an absolute milk walk of a podcast. We can't thank you enough for coming on. And if you liked the Ibrahim that you heard today or any of the past three years of me, you're gonna love review review. Do you guys have anything else that you would like to plug? Alphard, we can start with you.

Starting point is 01:09:21 No, you just follow me on Instagram. If I'm ever doing shows or anything. It'll be on there. That's at Alfred in it. That's my name. I and an IT in it. Um, and I'll throw it to exactly. And I'll throw it to Riley. Um, I mean, he said we have nothing to plug. You can absolutely listen to our show if you want to, um, what they already. Review, review review just remind the people are EV IEW are EVUE If you want to get started with a familiar app listen to the July 2020 episode with Hey, for the real on review review and you can follow me on Instagram at Riley Anspaugh and on Twitter at Riley Coyote.

Starting point is 01:10:05 And oh, also Jeffrey James and I are still doing sketches on head gum, head gum YouTube, head gum, look up head gum on YouTube and we'll do sketches. And that's how I'm slashing YouTube. We all know the way. Head up that time and slash YouTube. It's us and Mr. Amir Bumin fell doing sketches and having a good time.

Starting point is 01:10:22 Hell yeah. What about you, Adel? Anything that you would like to plug? I would like to plug whatever Aaron is plugging. Aaron, do you have anything to plug? I would like to plug. Hello for the Magic Tavern, Adel's podcast. Great podcast.

Starting point is 01:10:35 Season eight or something. Is coming to a close? Twelve. Twelve. Great. That's insane. Great. That's so many.

Starting point is 01:10:44 So check it out. love it, big fan. GPC, can you read a review of our show? I actually have to, a quick plug, Aaron, a plug, I don't usually do this, but I want to plug a wet bus show. This is a wet bus show happening in Chicago at the, what's the name of this theater? Oh, at color club on Thursday, March 2nd at 7 p.m. Now, Aaron, I have not talked to you about this.

Starting point is 01:11:06 Are you going to be at that show? We'll not be there. Still live in Los Angeles. So it is, it is the other half of the people that are at Aaron's improv team, Wet Bus. But I will actually be at that show. Me and my buddy, Johnny Amera are doing some improv at that show as well. So if you have always wanted to see Aaron's improv team, Wet Bus, but you are definitely afraid of seeing Aaron. This is the perfect opportunity because it's her team, bus, but you are definitely afraid of seeing Aaron.

Starting point is 01:11:25 This is the perfect opportunity, because it's her team, but she will not be there. The better half of the team is there, except yeah. I can explain. It's a person. It's a person. It's a person. I will not be performing at that show,

Starting point is 01:11:38 but I will be there. So, because swim test, the other, one of the other groups performing at that show, I'm good friends with and I will probably be at that show. So I also did not mention that swim test will be at that show, but swim test will be there as well, as well as Alfred. So, if you've ever wanted to see half a review review,

Starting point is 01:11:58 me and Aaron's a prof team without, that's the show for you. And I feel the same. Thursday, March 2nd. I should have mentioned, Riley and I will be there performing as Milkwok. Yes. Yep, and it's the show for you. And I feel about Thursday, March 2nd. I should have mentioned Riley and I will be there performing as Milk Walk. Yes, it's our new duo.

Starting point is 01:12:09 I'm sorry, the name just every time. It makes me feel. And also, if you want to see Adam and I sometimes Saturday nights, 8 p.m. I or Chicago, we do a show called World News. And I've been starting to do this. I'm in the Heyward River, Discord, the Chicago channel.

Starting point is 01:12:23 I'm posting if I'm going gonna be at the show that week. So if people wanna come and see the show and you're in Chicago, you can check that discordant. That's where I post, and that's it for me. Aaron, we've all had fun today, but if you are gonna take a little milk walk of your own, where do you think you'd go? I think I'd go to Jupiter.

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