Hey Riddle Riddle - #243: Dibble Dabble!

Episode Date: March 15, 2023

Gather round humans AND ghosts for a brand new episode! We got it all baybee! SuperHorses, a cave of wonders.....I guess mostly those two things. #WiddleWednesday Starring: Adal Rifai John Patrick Coan Erin Keif Editing by:  Casey Toney Theme by:  Arne Parrott Logo by:  Emily Kardamis & Emmaline Morris Want more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon! Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & prints Want to mail us something?  Hey Riddle Riddle  6351 W Montrose Ave #267 Chicago, IL, 60634 Want to leave us a voicemail? Call (805) RIDDLE-1 or (805-743-3531) Want to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fm This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/riddle and get on your way to being your best selfSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I'm not gonna be riding I'm not gonna be riding I'm not gonna be riding I'm not gonna be riding Adel and JPC to ghost Adel and JPC and to go so there's four of us. There's Adel JPC to ghost. Ghost. What are your names? My name is Marcus Sandra the wink and I am spooky Henry Wankler. We're not with them. We're not with them. They're I think they might be at the wrong door. Who are you here? Aaron Keefe. Oh, he has to get a point. He was a cool guest. Wait, there's a person here. There's a big difference. There's a ghost. Darryl Hammond. Is it he that you're coming to stay with me for our live show in April.

You're a tiny bit early, I feel like. Errol my fool. I think God. We, we told you we're going to be here a little early because we wanted to do a home makeover. Makeover truck. Aaron, they drove truck into your place. Oh, yeah.

Oh my God. Everything we cannot pay for that. We cannot your place. Oh, yeah. Oh my God. Everything's broken. We cannot pay for that. We cannot be paid. To be fair, to be fair, Aaron, your place is made over. Okay, yeah, now there's just a Dodge truck in the middle of my living room. I literally don't think you guys. Well, Aaron, you goofy squirrel.

I think what you're talking about is our live show in LA, your hometown, at Dynasty typewriter, which is Friday, April 7th at 7.30 pm. And I think we're doing a live stream as well. I guess so you can kind of watch it live in LA or anywhere in the world. You can go to havenaverdol.com slash live to get your tickets. I don't know. I mean, this is just off the dome, Aaron. Friday, April 7th. Friday, April 7th. Well, I guess you guys can stay with me until that show. You can sleep in the bed of the truck, I guess. Okay, good.

And, and that's what they called a bed. We have one quick favor to ask. We didn't pack any clothes. So, so can we be naked for the first time? Hahaha. Yes, and yes. I can't wait for that live show. That's going to be a lot of fun.

I had a lot of fun last time. Opening bit is over. Opening bit is over. Quick hair rehearsal meeting. How do we think we did with that flawless, targeted promotion for our thing within the context of a comedy bit to open our podcast? Can I be honest? Too many ghosts, I think.

Yes, wow. I think I felt that. The message got lost. Too many ghosts. And I felt that. Goose meeting, goose meeting, now that the opening is over, everyone huddled up. Oh, we think we did as guest stars in that opening.

A rush did. Absolutely crushed. Oh, the music, cool guest. Yep. Opening carostate absolutely Cool guest It's been a while since we've recorded I I missed you guys Aaron have you gotten any taller? No, no nails Aaron did it do do do do do Aaron we have breaking news Wow Casey insert term sort of old-timey breaking news sound right there. Did you do I asked for the guy earns his paycheck Aaron here's the thing I would love to catch up I would love to talk about how it's been so long and how we all miss each other which of course we did

But there's something huge that has happened in the American Dolverse But there's something huge that has happened in the American Dolvers. Yes. I need to talk to you immediately, and of course, JPC Chiamin as well. About the brand new 90s characters who have it all glitter, a little grunge, and lots of girl power, get twin-spired by our new historical characters Isabel and Nikki. We have nine, this is not a drill. We have 90s twins American girls all. Wait, this is not a drill, Tweet. This is not a drill. We have 90s twins American drill. This is not a drill. Is it?

I love it. I think the drill fell off. Man. These are twins from the 90s. Isabelle and Nikki Hoffman. Now Aaron, I'm going to go through each character because they are very different. Even though they're twins, a lot of people think twins are the same. These they are not. They have their own once their own needs, their own personalities. Now we'll start with Nikki Hoffman. Nikki has blue eyes that open and close I mean so far I think this is pretty close to Great she has long straight brown hair with two blonde face framing highlights with two blonde face framing highlights I don't understand that sentence with two blonde face framing I see I see there's a front of your face I'm reading off the American girl doll site. They said she has a soft cotton body. Now, I'm sorry.

Are you reading off the American girl site? Are you reading Warren lyrics? Oh, I'm on hand. She got a soft cotton body. I don't know how to do it. I'm just a soft cotton body. I'm just a soft cotton body. I'm just a soft cotton body.

I'm just a soft cotton body. I'm just a soft cotton body. I'm just a soft cotton body. I'm on him. Um, I don't even think you have to continue because what this immediately felt like violence to me when I saw this. I'd say maybe a hundred Hey Riddle Rittles and our sent this to me going like emergency, they're calling these dolls, historical, um, these are history dolls. And I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, because I was playing with these dolls in the 90s. And so that would mean. And then I looked in the mirror and I said, who's that old woman standing in the way of my reflection? And then I went, uh, and it was me.

And you went, fuck you. You hate me to clean. Call me an old woman. Uh, it was me fuck you you hate me to clean call me an old woman It hurt me hurt me and I'm in pain and I'm old like Adel now and it hurts Okay Adel out what what did you wake up in the morning? Adel's in pain. Did he did you yawn? Oh? Here here's the thing I Did you yawn? Here's the thing, I... Did you try to get up too fast? I breathed too hard.

Aaron, I know you said I don't have to continue, but I need to. Because I'm still caught up, I'm still caught up on she has a soft cotton body. Which sounds like a pickup line. Like, girl, I open a bottle of talent, I'll dump it out and pull out a gear body. That's not it.

I mean, soft cotton body. It's not. I mean, a hashtag. It wouldn't work on me, but I won't say it won't work. She has a soft cotton body and her movable head and limbs are made of smooth vinyl. Nikki arrives wearing a gray t-shirt with purple binding, a t-shirt dress with star graphics on the front, a plaid flannel shirt, same girl, ankle socks, platform sneakers, and cotton underwear. Again, I can't stress enough, this is on the American girl's site. Her body and her underwear have the same material,

and that's what's interesting. Okay. Okay. Um, Nikki also has a backwards baseball cap. So she's kind of the sporting one. She's also says she has a ribbon necklace with a YIN YAY pendant. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait

You're just describing the ocean twins a JPC just does one of these have a backwards baseball cap And what did I have a flannel? Yes, no, sorry, they're one and the same because otherwise that's us We're basically you're making is we are we are Nikki the American girl though Also one of them is obsessed with aliens All her all her kuturman, her room is all alien stuff. And then the other one has like a plastic inflatable chair. And I know, Erin, I know your eyes are screaming, what about Isabel? And I'm glad you asked.

Yeah, what about Isabel? Isabel is growing up in the late 90s in Seattle with her twin Nikki by her side. And their opposite's in so many ways. Isabel loves dancing, pop music, glitter, and all things pink. Yeah. She prefers pink and preppy fashions, even though when they make her stand out from the crowd, and she keeps her favorite accessories close at hand. I wonder about Isabelle's measurements.

Well, she's 18 inches tall. She has a soft cotton body. I swear to God, I swear to God, she told me she was 18 inches tall. She has a soft cotton body. I was really good. I was really good. She told me she was 18 inches tall. Oh, God. She said she had a soft cotton body. I really, I've never had like a perfect description of how my body is built and how it feels. And I, for sure, have a soft cotton body.

I feel so proud. The top of your body. The top of your body. The fabric of our lives. Is Bill arrives wearing a cropped cable knit sweater with attached collared shirt, a plaid skirt, knee socks, platform shoes, and cotton underwear. She has a felt beret. Oh.

It's kind of fun. Every beret you touch is a felt beret. What are grin pins? I don't know. Okay. I, you know what? I saw these and I was like, I like that they're twins and they come in two. Maybe I can get these for my nieces one day.

But I don't know. There's probably better American girl dolls to get them. I already got one of them Samantha for her fourth birthday and she didn't really care about it. Yeah. So. For Samantha. Aaron, can I ask you a question about American Girl Dolls?

Sure. These two are from the 90s. Right. Are all of the other ones from like the 1750s? Like, is there? Yeah. Okay, so there's no like, there's no like 1910s American Girl Dolls or... Oh, there is.

Okay, okay. So they're from like a span. And I would say for a long time, the most recent one was from the 1940s, and that was Molly. And then right around the time where I stopped playing with the dolls, I think two years ago, two years ago, like when I was 28, 29, they released one from the 70s.

I think you may be Julia. Like, she's the captain. Yeah, she was, yeah, They go into the Disney vault We tagged we tagged Molly we really served at the well But there was one from the 70s and I remember thinking like whoa that's a recent and then How in the last few years? I think there's might be an 80s one and now there's a 90s one which means there's gonna be a historical doll from like 2005 at some point and that's just

still. Well the good news is we have yet to get an American doll girl doll that remembers 9-11. So in the American girl doll universe, 9-11 has not happened yet. That's true. Oh man, thank you fucking where there she's on airplay. It's kind of damn it. So lucky. These American girl girls, girl girls don't know how good They have it why I assume the next one will be like why to Caitlin or something Then we get into The mask Ernie's in one societal collapse Susan Susan. That's what I'm saying.

Aaron, is there one that's like the dust bowl that has a hard cotton body? Do we have a hard cotton body? I don't think so. I mean, the baby ones, I think, had harder bodies. I don't really remember, though. They all have soft cotton bodies. Hands on a hard cotton body. Is that anything?

It's nothing. It's nothing. It'll let it go. Wee. But I hope we haven't seen each other in a few weeks. I hope you two are well. I hope it's podcast fine to you well. You could be worse. Great. We're all caught up. Let's do some riddles. I've been so lovely. Nobody's been texting me. I don't know. I don't know. You guys are dead, but different Elvis Presley lyrics.

We've texted a little this week. I mean, a little bit. We always text a little bit. We always text a little bit of bullshit, but now we're back on our bullshit for real. We're really on one today. Well, let's get into our warm-up riddles. And I'm thrilled to say we have some very special bespoke riddles sent into us from listener and a dear friend of mine.

I don't know if either of you have ever met him a gentleman by the name of Paul Peterson. Now Paul Peterson is a fantastic dude. He lives in the Seattle area and he is a I think he's worked for like Pokemon and other companies, but he is mostly known. Which Pokemon? Which one did he work for? The fun ones. I'll tell you right.

That that Bulbasaur is an asshole boss. I would I would not I wouldn't wish that on my worst fucking in it is caveat of Pokemon is caveat of Pokemon. Yeah, that's a place we did a live show in the New York city. That's like four years ago. But he's most known for creating board games. He's created such classic games as Smash Up, which is a very good time and key to team, which is one of my favorite card games.

But Paul sent us in, he's inspired by the Hink Pinks and he created his own, which are called, I'm gonna call them Thrink Pinks. Cause they're three or more worse. What is Paul calling? It doesn't matter. I'm calling the previous. Why don't we leave it to the professional

who made the board games? He could probably... We could call them smash up, which I don't feel is fair. Okay, well that's kind of his thing. That's kind of just free publicity for his wildly popular thing. But okay, I can call this free publicity. So, he's gonna be... Hinkpings, but they're gonna have three or more words in them.

So let's go ahead and we're gonna be off to the races. Here's our first one. Oh, and just ahead's up. These are all centering around games. So the answer should involve some sort of game. Cool. Bored or otherwise. Sure. That should be the name of our podcast, Bored or otherwise. Okay. Here's the first three pink revolving around a game, centering around a game. The main player, so these are like game rules. The main player carries a sackful of worn and torn cloth, which they throw at the other players. If they hit one of them, that player gets the sack. Oh boy. So this is, okay, this is like a yard game. This seems, right?

Okay. Yeah. Like horseshoes or something like that. Interesting, interesting. Fatsy. Do you mean it again? The main player carries a sack full of worn and torn cloth which they throw at the other players. If they hit one of them, that player gets the sack. Is this like bag tag?

You have two of the words correct. We're looking for a thing. Rag bag tag. It's rag bag tag. Okay, which is nice. Okay, what I was a kid in 92 and we were in Vady Guy rack, that's what I said. I said, are we going into rag bag tag?

I look, I'm smart and I'm a smart guy. And okay, we're all smart guys here. Yeah. Come on. Yeah, come on. Well, come on. Come on. But if I were a smart guy, what did I just do? How did we get ragged bag tag? Is ragged bag game?

Is it a tag game? I really don't think this is proof of anything. I think we're gonna look back at this and realize it's a proof of anything. Aaron, we've already sent 10 episodes in the space in case Alien Life is out there. Oh, why did we say that? So we are, this is is something this podcast is something

Not of this we just said I'm like 10 random episodes of the daily Yeah, not a Marsho it's a brand-new spaceship, but But no, but my question still says is rag bag a game or is bag tag a game what is help me? tag tag game what is help me back bag of bags back bag the player carries a sack otherwise known as a bag full of worn and torn cloth otherwise known as a rag rag and if they hit someone

that player gets the sack okay so these are not game this is a new game that's never existed before it's not like we're putting two games that exist together correct oh okay I'm yes I'm I'm with you. Now I'm so smart. You're with me now?

You're talking a lot about how smart you are. Hey, Adel, check those footprints of the sand, baby, because when there was only one set of footprints, I was getting a drink. And the guy was going the other way, so I'm backtracking. Basically, I have a question. I have a question. And let's be real about this. this sure who's the smartest one here Casey no no, so smart. He don't need to talk

Thank you Casey I've got three of us who's the smartest yeah, I think I haven't answered Yeah, I'm answer all right Why don't we do all share? We're gonna all say on the counter who we think is the smartest. Sure. Okay, ready? Yeah. One. One.

Two. Two. Three. Air. So, okay, I mean to fool. Were you just thinking about the optics because I'm the only lady? Yeah.

Well, here's the thing. JPC and I both said Aaron, meaning we trust your brain power implicitly. Aaron, you said me, which means, therefore, I declaratively am the smartest. JPC is the smartest. I take it all back. He definitely knows the word declaratively. I'm just trying to Google that and I could just spell it.

I'm the smartest. Aaron, I think you're the smartest and here's my reasoning why. If I may show my work on the blackboard, what I ask you to do this podcast you said I love riddles I'd love to be a part of it. Yeah, that's right first episode on Mike too late to take it back You say I don't like riddles. I hate them right you were so smart to just be like let me say yes And these acically see where this goes, but I have a backdoor opt out if I need it Smart because I have a backdoor opt out if I need it. Are liars smart? Because I'm a liar.

Oh, the great. Oh, yeah. A liar, all right. Andrew Dice, Clay, what are you doing in here? Hey, Icarim Dicarim Dac, a mouse-sun-mine. Oh. All right, I'm ready for the next one. Okay, let's try another one here.

Now that we have a good good floor good footing As players attempt to discover who the killer is They must also mix flour and fat on a stove But be careful But be careful as the mixture can get very sticky So there's three clues there that which should lead to a three-word brand-new game Okay, and do we have to get them in the right order? No, okay So there's three clues there that should lead to a three word brand new game. Okay. And do we have to get them in the right order?

No. Okay. I will, I will, I would like to say, yes, clue, Rue Glue. That is a murder barbeque. Aaron, I take it all back. You're not this smart. I know. And I know that I do want to see a scene.

I do want to see a scene. Aaron, you are, um, it's the summertime, and you're celebrating by throwing a murder barbecue, and JPC is the only person who has shown up to partake in it. Hey, neighbor, good to see you. Oh, fuck. What's up?

Hey, no, nothing, I'm sorry, I was reacting to an email that I had read earlier today. Uh, this is great! Um... Sure, to start... Measuring you for the grill? Yeah, I thought so. I figured. I brought Pepsi 1. Oh, thanks! I'm sorry. I brought one Pepsi.

And I- and I- it was hot, so I cracked into this thing on the way over, too. But, uh, I'm happy, I'm sorry, I brought one pepsey. And I, and I, it was hot, so I cracked into this thing on the way over too, but I'm happy to split. No, that's okay. I think I might be the only one eating here today. You have vegetarian, pesca-terian? Libertarian? What are you? A pisc-a-pisc-apelian.

A pisc-apelian, all right, I'm too. Let's see, that's definitely gonna be some garlic. Hey, um, I mean, the invite, it made it seem like this was like a big annual, like, bash that you do. Is it, no one else is coming? It, you know what, it started with a lot of people, but through years, they've kind of dwindled. If you know what I mean. I love what you've done with the lawn. What's up?

I love what you've done with the lawn too with the, um, like the plastic dexter sheeting all over your grass. Is this is, is this for like, does this help look the grass like to keep like the barbecue sauce off of the grass or helps the grass to keep the barbecue sauce off of the grass? I gotta try that. I mean, that's, that's something that I'd definitely be interested in trying. Hey, man, you know what I'm doing, right? Yeah, but here's the thing I Said I said to myself Steve. It's a murder barbecue. You probably shouldn't go But I had nothing else to do. No one else was calling and then I got here and I was like wow

Like you are the only one who showed up that must say something about you Steve is it crazy that I think this is something about me yeah I think it's okay oh what you're in luck you're come someone else oh thank god here's your mail hey are you a vegetarian already walking away no no no no. I wanted to eat that mailman. We all do. We all want to. What are you doing? A spaghetti impression? Speedy likes to eat the mailman.

Well, wants to. She likes it. You see Matt when he said, do you see what he meant? She just started barking too. As soon as we said that. And it's honestly probably because the mail is here. Here's a very important question.

I assume it's very different with dogs. My cats, fries, brisket, and cocoa, all seemingly respond to their names. If you say here, and then one of their names, they will come running if not give a quizzical look. If you say other names, they won't turn around, but when you say theirs, they do turn around slowly and on their own time. So seemingly, I feel like they do know their names, but several other cat owners have said

that's not possible. With dog owners, I assume dogs immediately know their name. Does Spaghetti and Lou, do they respond to their names? Yes, spaghetti responds to her name. And my thought with cats is that they all know their names? Yes, but get a response to her name. And my thought with cats is that they all know their own names, but most of them do not care. Yeah, that's a... Yeah.

They know the name, energy they're giving off. They identify the name with who they are, they simply don't care. Yeah, okay. We unfortunately fucked up and gave Lou too many nicknames, so she has no idea who she is. No. But she responds to loud noises. So that's good.

Here is. So someone, I, well, maybe I read it in like a book when I was, before I got spaghetti, I read a book about like raising a puppy. And one of the things in the book said that if you give a dog a name that goes up at the end of the name, which I had already picked up the name spaghetti, but the E at the end of it, they were like, that makes, that is easier for a dog to hear. So like, it names the end with why, like, you know, spotty or dotty or whatever are like better for them to hear.

I don't know if this is true, but this is something that I read. Or if you see their name in an Irish accent with a lilt that goes up. Yeah. Yeah. I guess you could also say, I guess all Irish dogs know their names. Ooh, I'm burdened that on a pillow, send it to me. All Irish dogs know their names. I will say we, especially with Coco, our newest little boy, we called him Coco, then we called him Coco-Nut, then we called him Coco-Beans, and then we called him Scream them screen bean. So currently we just call them screen bean because he screams a lot.

And I don't, at some point I don't know if he does know his name anymore. So, yeah. Now I'm thinking about it, we may have overwhelmed him or broken his CPU. He certainly doesn't respond to you. Interrogate despite. Would you say JPC? I, as spaghetti certainly doesn't respond to Gutresha, but that doesn't respond to a lot of this. Interest. I would say you say, I get he certainly doesn't respond to good Trisha, but that doesn't mean I'm going to stop calling.

Good Trisha. Good Trisha. Oh, brother. Okay. Let's get serious about these riddles. Let's stop being a ton of joke. We have to get serious. Aaron, were you about to say the tagline from the real world?

Stop being polite and start getting real? Yeah, and that's what I think the show should do. Remember real world? It's a close to the people who would watch us, the three of us, on a season of the real world. We're just in like Houston all in a house together. Well, if it's in Houston, yes. Yeah, I feel like we're training for space. Yeah, oh, watching us in a space shuttle, people would watch us.

Here's what I'm confused about. Didn't NASA get defunded, but what is it? It still exists? Are they still doing stuff? NASA, in fact, does still exist. Yes, that is correct. It's not just spiders and a tumbleweed in there. Interesting.

Let's do one more of these strength pinks. Large rowdy crowds play tiles on a grid to form words, but those words can only be the hottest new jargon from the world of computers and science. Scrabble babble. Scrabble babble? Scrabble babble? Scrabble babble, yes. But it's a certain type, babble, sco-scrabble, babble, yes. But it's a certain type of babble.

It's the new jargon from the world of computers and science, which would be... Think of... Dabble, babble. Music you might play to rave. Good music? Is it good music? Wow, music. Is it good music? Is it EDM? So having to do with computers or science or technology wouldn't make it.

But wait, wait, techno babble? Yes. But wait, does that rhyme? Wait, I'm so confused. Scrabble, techno babble? Yes, and then we're missing... Oh, a third word. Dabble. Oh, a large, rady crowd.

Rabble. Yes, so put all together. Okay. Dibble, dabble, rabble, scrap, rubble. Pfft. Wait, I just turned into a rooster. Aaron, you've cursed me. Aaron's a witch.

I know. Dibble, Babble, Sombra. Aaron said that so fucking deadpan. Like, she's just like, oh yeah, Dibble dabble, blah, blah, blah, blah. What do you guys call the game where you put a golf tee between your toes and then you jump into a pool? And then you swim to the side and then everybody.

The game, the pool game, it is. That's nothing. You and your friends started doing something and you thought it was a universal game. You put something in your toes, a golf tee. A white golf tee. Okay tee. A white golf tee. Okay. But a white golf tee.

I don't know, I think some people use other objects, but white golf tee in between your toes. And then go on the diving board. And it has to be white. And then yes, yeah, oh, it's easier if it's not white, but it's harder if it is white. So then all of the people, the other people playing the game stand on the side of the pool.

Okay. And you jump off the diving board and somewhere in the water, like when you're underwater, you release the golf tee and then you swim to the side and then the second you touch the side, everyone on the side of the pool starts looking for where the golf tee is and then you jump in and grab it. And if you're the first one to grab it, you yell double double Aaron we called it so sorry to tell you this is nothing This is so real and it's so dangerous It's a bunch of people jumping a pool at the same time trying to get something and I was dangerous

I was the youngest cousin and they were all scary in way older and And I got, I almost died a thousand times during double dabble. Aaron, it sounds like you were initiated into a Boston gang. No, no, no, no, no, it's something. Wait, and then Sean calls it something else. I mean, Sean, I gotta, Aaron, here it is, double dabble. Double dabble is a family-owned business based in Santa Clarita, California.

Art should be fun. With that in mind, we design products that combine simplicity and innovation, easy enough for kids to use, versatile enough for adults to enjoy. All right, let's go to their products page. Website appears to be bad. Oh, there are just new products coming soon.

So, so far. No, no, no, no, it's something. Incorporated in 2021 and no products yet. Dabble. Oh, I'm gonna have fun. I, I found it. I found it. Tribbles are a fictional alien species in the Star Trek universe. They were conceived by screenwriter David Gerald and first appeared in 1967. The trouble with Tribbles was the name of the episode.

So people in this, the Dibble Dabble game, some people call use whiffle balls and some people use bottle caps. Aaron, I used to go with the crown. Did you ever watch the TV show The Crown? Yes, a couple seasons. Do you know when Julian Anderson from the X-Files plays Margaret Thatcher? Yes. What is this? What is this? She's sitting and playing one Ible Dibble to Ible Dibble. Yes. And she's sitting. She's sitting playing one evil dibble two Ibbah dibbles. Oh, here we go, Aaron. Okay. Here we go. This is dibble dabble hazy IPA. Papaya, candle up, citrus, pomello, Matuka,

Ymia, and elderado hops. Cans must be picked up at our tasting room at 2292, fourth street Oakland, California within 24 hours of placing an order that is the Dibble devil, easy IPA. That's a fun pool game. Okay, no, or you don't find it. And basketball and illegal dribble occurs when a player ends their dribble by catching or causing the ball to come to a rest and win or both hands, thus being called a double dribble. I'm not crazy. You guys are crazy. I'm normal. You're crazy John said that in the Midwest they called it tea TEE

Definitely a little white golf thing Yes, but oh Here we go. This is the dimple dabble official music video on YouTube Not really much of a music video so far. Kind of like a guy speaking. I can do this. Oh, he's English. Okay.

Hold on. Wait, sounds like it's being played backwards in reverse. It was an interesting wrap because he just spent a lot of time not talking. I sent you a video of it, a YouTube video of a bunch of kids playing. This is important. And then message me or treat it me if you've played double double or some variation of this game. Okay, uploaded by Keith Klan, 10 years ago. No, no, no, no.

That was not. It was in fact, uploaded 10 years ago, Aaron. So hosting the coils, Aaron. No, no, no, no. That was not. It was in fact, up to 10 years ago, Aaron. So hosting the coils, Aaron. No, no, no, no. This video has 1800 views. It was up to the game ago. It's very real and normal and good. This video is two likes and it's called Mitch Wins Dibble-Dibble.

No, it does not. Aaron, I got to the 15 second mark and I have to say This game must cause more concussions than NFL football Do you know me I used to get head first yes In a manner that is alarming that scientists call alarming. I'm telling you that I am lucky to be alive Aaron yes, would you let your kids play Dibble Dibble? No, I would not. It's too dangerous.

Of course not. You just played it on your soul. It's dangerous. Yes, I would and I would win. The key to do it is when you're the person jumping in, you let it off at the very bottom of the pool, and then you splash as much as you can, so all the little white foam covers up the golf tee.

Anyways, what were you saying about Riddler? We, there's nowhere to go, but to a break at this point. So the three of us are going to take our soft, no, no, no need to apologize. The three of us are going to take our soft cotton bodies to the pool and we'll be right back with more. Hey, Riddler, Riddler. Hey, Dibble Dibble.

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Oh, she's back, she's back. Hey, Aaron. Hey, Aaron. Can we go to grandma's house? Wait, I've been pranked. But how? I don't know. Oh my god. Okay, people, you gotta play Dibble Dabble to understand Dibble Dabble. We all just played Dibble Dabble. Now, of course, we're doing this remotely, so we all have to play in our sinks. But it was, it was one of the most fun times I've ever had. Aaron, you were right. I told you. I told you.

Am I too late? Don't play that game. That's how I died. All right. Dude, don't yell that game. That's how I died. All right. Don't listen to him. Don't listen to him. It was hot. Oh, Rodic has six years. No, no. All right. Get the hell out of here, ghost. These ghosts are pervs.

How about we get into this with full blown riddles? I love that idea. Let's blow these bad boys full. And these are special riddles that I'll tell you why. These are sent in by a different listener, okay, who's also a good friend of mine and a fantastic person. But who does not design board games? But has a different occupation. Does anybody want to take a guess at her occupation?

Designing video games? Close. Her main job is being Adlerify's mom. Oh! These are from Patty Stooky, my mother, and all around. The gem of my eye, the apple of my heart. Yeah, but she's more than just your mom, okay? She's a full person.

Her identity is just tied to her. She has outside hobbies and interests, but mostly I am her life. You think about me 24-7? Always. Sadia, so who to? So, Dr. Seuss. Nice.

If you ever in Kiwani, Illinois, swing by Paddy's barbershop, get your haircut by my mom. Mm-hmm. Give her a nice little tip. And don't be like, stay away from Wooden Nichols. Don't give her that kind of tip because that's, that's played out. You're allowed to do that if you also then do like 35%. You can do a joke one, but you can't just do a joke one on the 20.

You got to do a joke one and then you got to bump it I'll get it with big yeah for their time bags of cash. Yeah, uh-huh So my mom's sending these riddles. Let's go ahead and hear them try and solve them What is bought by the yard but worn by the foot? Uh, uh, shoes of the yard sale I heard shoes of the art tale Aaron. What did you say? I didn't say anything. My internet kept out. I'm going through a tunnel.

I didn't say fruit. I was thinking fruit by the foot. Fruit by the foot. Wow, that actually works there and I like that. Did anybody, do you be able to use fruit by the foot as a ruler or tape measure in class? I was in a witch shop and I'd pull up my fruit by the foot as a ruler or tape measure in class. I was in a witch shop and I'd pull out my fruit by the foot. The measure once, eat twice, that...

Mine's I would, I'll be back. Measure once, eat twice, that is really fun. That was fruit by the foot's campaign slogan. Oh, the car. Yeah, when fruit by the foot was ready for a governor of Illinois. Shockingly and aggressively Republican. Yeah, no, yeah, I'm really sad. Freight by the foot had a lot of allies down at the Springfield.

What is bought by the yard, but worn by the foot? Bought by the yard. And this isn't, this isn't like shoes and socks of the yard sale because that does make sense. I guess it's not about by the yard, it's more about on the yard. I'll hear an argument for it. I'm done. That was it. It was that. Guilty. I don't know.

Bought by the yard. Yes. But worn by the foot. Yes. Is this a giant sandal? The sandal made giant? No. Aaron, would you say maverick?

Fabric. Fabric. Aaron, you are very warm. Gortex. It is a, well, hold on. It is a type of fabric to some degree. Okay. It's bought by the yard and worn by the foot.

Now, worn is an interesting word in term. Because it could mean several different things. I'm not interested in it at all, I would say. Okay, so Warren, it means to let someone know that something is about to happen. That is to Warren. Different meaning. Okay, it's also Warren apostrophe in.

Be like, I hear the wars coming and the old man says, warrants now. War, war, war, peace. Interesting. Different, we're looking for a different meaning. Okay, Warren, which is the whole and the ground that an animal lives in, like a raccoon. Or a passoon. Okay, passoon, that sounds like an instrument. Baba, you're adorned by the foot. I'll give you a hint. Open sesame.

Ali Baba, at the 40 feeds. Ah, ha, ha, ha. Aaron, what'd you say? A cape. Er, you have the first two letters correct a car Interesting so you think hey you think Aladdin I think nothing I think Aladdin hold on I do want to see a scene.

Aaron, you are Aladdin. The character, I was going to say Disney character, but we existed well before Disney. You are Aladdin and JPC and Aaron, you are in the cave of wonders and you see a lot of treasure, but then you see a magic car that you possibly might persuade to join you on your quests. Now, look at all these riches around me. The simm- a magic car that you possibly might persuade to join you on your quests. Oh look at all these riches around me, the sim... Oh what is that?

Hello? Yeah, you got a good eye! Man, you got a good eye! That is a 2014 Nissan Cintra! Oh, okay. 31,000 miles, a 2014 with 31,000 miles, that's leather seats, that's the exclusive exclusive trim comes with the sound package as well You you're standing way too close man and you smell like you wreak of coffee. I'm sorry

I was on my coffee break. I just I honestly I came over because I saw a woman with a look at her eyes Like she knows exactly what she wants to she wants a 2014 Nissan center that she found in a cave But if I'm wrong, I'll take a walk! Yeah, no thank you. I'm here for some like real riches and... That's fine. My name is Gil. I'm so... look around. Sorry, my friend and I heard you. Hello, I'm also here. We're both named Rich. I couldn't help but over here when you came in you said

look at all those riches. So we thought we might buy you a drink my lady on shantay This is a mess. No, and no I'm actually not in the market for a new car just Here for some gold coins Not looking for anything serious so then anybody I don't you just look for gold coin in that two riches So then anybody I don't you look for gold coin in that two riches. Hey look

Guild doesn't want to get involved in this, but um Riches if you're thirsty. I would I would love to buy you a drink. No, thank you. You smell like coffee. Okay, Guilds are out twice in one day back to the old drawing board It's the board where I draw some of my characters. Just check it. Anyone want to see any of my characters? Got a dog named Snoopy. It's a carpet. It's a carpet. Oh, Aladdin buying a car. Very, very fun. This is what I'm talking about. This is why I love the two of you.

This is the stuff. Give us the other riddle. I need one cell that I do have to give you your flowers and say, carpeting was correct. I heard a lot of the kids today saying, give some of their flowers. So I thought to casually drop it in. And then non-casually pointed out that I said it. Have you heard this term?

You know where? Addle, you're aging in reverse. It's working. Oh. I, uh, on vacation, I kept, uh, uh, saying the word mid. I just got back from vacation. But I kept saying the word mid and it was driving Mariah insane, not because I was using it wrong,

but because me using it was wrong. Right. For sure. We kept eating up places and I was driving Mariah insane. Not because I was using it wrong, but because me using it was wrong. Right, for sure. We kept eating up places and I was like, were those tacos kind of mid? And she was like, Shodavars, top say. Diverse. My other favorite thing to say to Mariah is I was like, on the low, I think being YT is mid.

And she was like, you don't get to say stuff like that. YT. I think the greatest thing for me is when I hear what people say, fam, unless you dominate a treto. Don't like it. Don't let it hear it. Let's get into another riddle sent to us by dear mother Patricia. What horse never appears during the day? Night horse.

And I'll take my flowers. I like to see. I'll take my flowers. I like to see it. I'll take that in flowers GPC or the vigilante night horse and Adel you are whoever night horses sidekick is oh Yeah, you want to kidnap me go ahead because you know my partner's coming. Oh, there's his signal in the night sky right now You should have never fucked with Tony ponyony because now you got a deal with Night Horse. Excuse me, punk. Do you know where I might find my little assistant, Tony Pony?

Hey, man, we don't want any trouble. We will do nothing, man. We love the... You should have thought of that be who you Spest with night horse up in the face. Ow. Wait what man? Who you dealt with Don't think about it too hot. Don't think about too hot. Don't worry about it. Don't don't worry about it Mayor, I get you another who have to the face Ow wait, what get you another move to the face. Ugh! Ow! Wait, what do you mean?

Oh, you got hit so hard in the head, you might be saddlebrained. saddlebrained, saddlebrained. Yeah, does that do anything for you? What else? What else? Just from one villain to a hero? Mm-hmm. Get your puns before you show up. Work them out, showcase them. Are you saying we put the puns before you show up. Work them out, showcase them.

Are you saying we put the puns before the horse? That really, I guess that's not really good. This is exactly what I'm saying in the way that you're not prepared. These suck. I've heard one good horse pun. I dropped my pun book on the way over here. And so then I was really, I was, I've been on the way over because I knew Tony. Tony was in trouble and I was, I was just rack it my brain. I was really, I was, I'm on the way over because I knew Tony Pony was in trouble.

And I was, I was, I was rackin' my brain. I was like, think you've used these a million times where you could definitely pull out some horse puns, but they're so hard without the book. PUNs are the glue that hold a hero too far, too soon. Why, too soon. So many of us have died. So many of us have died.

It's an epidemic. Good, I'm a villain good And yeah, but I mean we're right here You know before he's throwing about the glue stuff Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, Fuck she's good. She's way to say wait wait a second. How how is she so good? She got my book Book of puns I ends book behind back You've got my book of puns. No Oh, let me no I hate night horse. I got this Tony pony X ray vision activate

Yes, Tony ponies the midi horse with X-ray vision. I can see one of the puns. I can see one of the puns. I can see his small. You should go to the doctor. It seems like you have a blockage. Oh no! Are you holding him around? Give us the book. Give us the goddamn book. I love it. See. Takes out a gun, shoot. I'll be your worst fucking nightmare nightmare. The answer is probably You guys just missed Tony the pony with X-ray vision was just about to pull out a gun his signature his signature move

Of course that horse doesn't use guns Because he knows horse food is a little good horse food come on come on What can pat it is a nightmare very good. What can pass through what this is one of my favorite ones of all time? What can pass through water without getting wet? Can you start this long and hard? What was it? Kiddy's done. Okay. Interesting. They always come out dry. Huh more water? What was that? More water more water capacitor water without getting

what? I don't know. It's really I don't know. It's brilliant. Oh, is it like the inside of a submarine? Wow. That's a good one. What can faster water without getting wet?

It's not the inside of submarine. It's not more water. Hmm. Is it a bubble? Like an air bubble? That's smart. All bubbles are wet. No.

All bubbles are wet. Somebody stitched on a pillow and sent it to me. What was yours? All Irish dogs and other names? Yeah. All bubbles are wet. Aaron, do you have a statement you want Stitcher on pillow and sent to you? Help. Help me. Help. Yeah, and bake a key inside that pillow. I would love to be walking through a beer one and just see. Yeah. No way. Just do your post. Real quick. How do you make a pillow? Well, you preheat the oven to 380 degrees.

Oh, I bake a key inside that pillow. That's what I want on a pillow. A pillow that has stitched, there's a key baked inside of me. What can pass through water without getting wet? Now, this is something found in nature during certain hours of the day. Light. Okay.

Aaron, you have part of it, correct? Part of it. Moonlight. Mm-hmm. Part of it. I think it's probably the light part. So I guess all you need is the source and you nail there you go. Sunlight can last the water without getting wet.

It's not a fun one. I like that one a lot. I like that. And as we all know, that's what gives water, it's distinctive blue color. Maybe. Sobsatmayan. I love this one. Oh, baby Aaron.

Oh, baby Aaron agrees. Well, her name is Grogu. Oh, yes, her name is Grogu. And here's some of the... Did you guys like the last episode of The Last of episode? I don't mean to spoil it for everybody, but obviously we've already watched it when Joel turns to Ellie and says, uh, Ellie, let's go. And Ellie says, don't call me Ellie anymore. Call me Grogu. They both turned to the camera and wink. And the Joel says, Mandalorian. Now it's dripping up Disney plus season three, baby.

And then Karly Rajepson drops from the ceiling and starts singing her new hit, Call Me Grogu. Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy. Yeah, for some reason. I hear it's my girl, Bluey, and he's a baby. I'm scared. Oh, here's my girl, you. Sorry.

Oh, yeah, I just met, I just met VeeHot his girl, and she gave me her grogum No, no bro. No Pedro Pascal is really Really paving the way for people who just want to do lone wolf and lone wolf and cub stories lone wolf Is Pedro Pascal having a moment? Oh, yeah, it's the Pascal's aunts. Pascal is giving moment a moment. Oh yeah, it's the Pascalisons. Pascal is giving moment. Pass, pass call me maybe. Pass call me maybe. Wow. Sorry, just good. Alright, let's do it. A parody from 15 years ago. Let's

get it on the internet. Alright, I'll assume that Arnie wrote and recorded that within the next three days. Drop that in here. So we'll just drop that in right here. Okay, we're still waiting. Take longer to start that expected right here. So, right here. Okay. We're still waiting. Take longer to start than expect it. Interesting. And we shake my heater. And just think it's not. Well, I'm sure with someone tweets

about this episode, one to 15 days from now, he will get right on it. I think we have time. Let's do one more riddle here. This might be my favorite one set in by Patty and you're objective and I'm joking. This is it's weird to call my mom patty. Did either of you ever have a phase where you called your parents by their first name? No No

I am when my parents became grandparents When my parents became grandparents, not my fault, when they became grandparents, they adopted like, grandparent names. And so then my dad just became pop-pop to everybody. But I never called my dad pop-pop when I was a kid. But now that's just, I just call him pop-pop. That's pretty good. Yeah.

So the riddle will end on set in for my mom here, is again, this might be one of my favorite of all time. If you get your notepads out if you need them. If you have three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what do you have? Really big hands. Aaron the answer is very large hands. Wow. I got it. I absolutely adore that one. That's fantastic.

That is very good. I want to see a quick scene. Yes. So we are going to be, this is going to be seen where, Adel, you are going in for surgery. Yeah. And you are about to meet the surgeon on the day of, right before the surgery or surgery is meeting with you to kind of explain what the day of, right before the surgery, your surgeon's meeting with you to kind of explain what the surgery is going to be.

And you see that they have hands that are like four-size is bigger than like a normal hand. Right. And Aaron, you're the surgeon, sorry. Great. Yeah, I guess I'm just mostly looking to have my fears asswaged before I go under. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my God. What? Oh my God. Can you turn off the game? Oh my God. Hold on. Can you turn off the basketball game? I can't. I can't. It's so good. Wait. What the fuck? Instead of turning it off, you just palm the flat screen TV. That's an 85 inch TV. Yeah. Anyways, what brings you in? Well, I'm looking for the delicate touch of a surgeon. Oh my god. My surgery is scheduled two hours from now. Oh my god What the heck? Your hands There's so soft hands your

Well, yeah, let me look that's up, cut hands. Let me look at your name tag here. Huge hands, Harold. Yeah. Why are your hands so small? Why are your hands so big? We just can't agree on anything. If you picked your nose, you would kill yourself.

Root? Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. You know what, I'm gonna bring a nurse in here and she's gonna check your vitals see if you're ready for surgery and then I'll decide what surgery I'm doing. She's gonna check your vitals?

That's right. Ooh. I'm Tom the male nurse. You didn't think that men could be nurses. Did you, doctor? And pause. Sorry, I love the idea for Tom the male nurse as a sitcom, but this just feels a little, I don't know. His day was Tom Fum because he was going to have huge thumbs.

Yeah, if you would just let the moment pass, Beverly, I think you'd find that this is a groundbreaking sitcom in the vein of, what's the one where they say Bazinga? You know what, this is just what feels strange to me is we were like, let's bring in the guys who made Breaking Bad, they'll have a great idea for a TV show, get the great, gritty drama, change the scope of television, and then you come in and you bring us this,

and I'm just a little bit confused. Can we be honest with you? Breaking Bad, we did write the script, Brian Crayson and Aaron Paul improvised, bring us this and I'm just a little bit confused. Can we be honest with you? Breaking bad. We did write the script. Brian Crayston and Aaron Paul improvised all of it. We gave them, we gave them an inch, they took a mile. We said improvise a little. They ended up improvising every single episode,

every single line of dialogue and create a masterpiece. Now we're not able to. And honestly, and honestly, and this is not their fault. Yeah. The money that we made off of that changed us. Made us worse. Made us much worse.

Sort of a Damon Lindelof situation. Mm-hmm. That makes sense. But never have a goody tell it. They're going down. If you don't like this, we have another idea. It's a super hero. Super heroes are very hot right now, Marvel Universe.

Mostly just Marvel Universe. It's called Night Horse.. There's night horse and there's Tony pony now. They are Possibly lovers definitely friends 100% co-workers and before your jaw fully hits the floor night horse is a woman That's right a woman. That's right. A woman horse. I'm married. We'll get out. Get out. Get out. Well, we do have a word. Say, say, say, say, say, say. Well, something I want to see right now or listen to more appropriately is.

Casey Tony, do you mind playing us a voice male. Hey, Clue Crew. I have what I think is an important question. So my boyfriend and I have joked about inviting you guys if we were to get married to our wedding. And she said that he doesn't think specifically JPC would do it because he thinks it would cost too much. So I just want to know how much would it cost to get the three of you's come to our wedding. Thanks, I love the show, you guys are awesome.

Yeah, thank you. Bye. Interesting. So, great question. JPC, has it feel to be nailed to the fucking wall for me? Yeah. Rugal member of this part. Idiot. Now here's the problem. When you're trying to put an offer together to get us to come to your wedding, the three of us,

we all take very different currencies, OK? So you're going to have to put, you're going to have to put a complete offer package together that appeals to all three of us in the same way. I famously get paid in Wigs. So I think that wedding's going famously get paid in Wigs. So I think that wedding's gonna be about 10 Wigs, which is a lot. I know.

Yeah, I famously get paid. What Aaron says I should get paid, which is just a high five. Yeah, our couple Wigs. The one I get paid. Couple half Wigs. A wink, a pinch, a wish, and a cool $10,000.

Check BV. Turned in a judge revolt at the end. Yeah. Well, I'm not just gonna need some more information. Where is this wedding? Can we drive to it? Can I drive to it? If it's space, that's gonna drive the cause down.

Aaron, can I blow your mind? You can drive to any wedding. No, that's not it. There's no one I've ever happened that you can't drive to. Now you're saying, now you're saying, Adam, what about a wedding that's on a yacht? Well, well, well, you get a car that's lowered into the water by a helicopter, you hit the pedal.

That's got a cost, a lot of money. Here's my whole thing about it. I'll go, I'll go to your wedding. I want it, I want to break even. If as long as it does it, I don't need to make, I don't want to make money off of it, but I don't want to lose, I can't afford to lose money on it. Oh, Aaron, sorry. As long as I break you. You're mistreating the invite, you're mistreating the invite. It's Evan. Oh, she's marrying Evan. Don't want to break Evan on it. I don't want to break Evan on it. If you're, if your wedding is in Chicago or LA and it's on like a weekend that I am free, I will stop by. I will harass one of your uncles and I will get kicked the fuck out and I can promise you that.

Yeah, I don't think I'm driving to Tulsa. I'll go to the wedding. I feel like in the last year and a half we've got invited to so many weddings. And I just want to say, it feels amazing. I feel like we are the most beautiful bells at the ball. I feel like suddenly this influx of people wanting us, we're in high demand. So I would say, anyone out there, please invite us to your wedding and there is a good chance that we will say that we will come.

So keep those invites coming. And as I will say, stop finding love, you freaks. What the fuck is happening? You listen to a riddle podcast. You should be ashamed to walk outside. Stop finding love, stop finding someone who cares for you, and stop trying to build lives together. Sit in your room and listen.

That's what you do. I relate to that boy's smell because I too am pretty sure that you will never show up to my wedding You're like do anything you have to pay anything and forget it and Aaron that's next week here Aaron Here's my promise. I'll be at the third one the fifth one and the ninth one And that and I will be I'll stay at it all what every one of those That's a problem I've ever had been Don't you see your save no one wants to marry me, but one day someone might,

and then you'll be sorry. Hey, Aaron, if you were talking to do married guys, we'd marry you today, okay? You know, thank you. No, thank you. No. If anybody out there is a seamstress, please make me a Fibonacci sequence stress,

and I will wear that to any wedding. I just think the Fibonacci sequence is to, and I will wear that to any wedding. I don't wanna say the Fibonacci's sequence into way pillow and then eat it at your wedding. Make him a pillow. I do wanna say the real answer, JPC, I don't wanna put you on blast, but here's the real answer. Having worked with JPC,

it made a different sort of corporate gigs and avenues and whatnot. Here's what it does every time. Somebody says, how much does it cost to bring you, maybe, well, let's say it's JPC and Adel. This is how much does it cost to bring you, well, let's say it's a JPC and Adel. This is how much does it cost to bring JPC and Adel to this gig. And JPC immediately replies, what's your budget?

Which I think is the best move. Because then they say, well, our budget is 3000 to 5000. And you go, yep, it's $5,000. Yeah, it's just 5,000, too. That's exactly what we should. Turn it down. What I say is, normally we do for seven, but I guess I could lower it to five.

Don't tell anybody about this, this special discount you get. Go out there and hustle if you're hustling. For, hustling for gig work out there. Hustling for gigs. And Aaron, anytime you're back in Chicago, let us know and we'll, we'll do a little corporate gig for you.

Okay. If you can afford this. Aaron'll do a little corporate gig for you. Okay. If you can afford this. Aaron, you've done corporate gigs with us. Yeah. And they have traumatized me for the most part. They've been fun, but also I've been traumatized. Hey, Aaron, speaking of things that traumatize us, but also kind of might end up being fun. Do you have anything that you would like to plug?

Sure. Sikkam D&D is also in the head gum network, and I love it a lot, and we have lots of fun guests this season. So check that out wherever you listen to podcasts. Addle anything to plug. Yes, I would like to plug. If you wanna leave us a voicemail, please call 805 Riddle1. That's 805-743-3531,

where you can send us mail or packages or wedding invitations to Hey Riddle Riddle at 6351 West Montrose Avenue. Number 267 Chicago, Illinois, of course, 60634. I also want to give a huge shout out to Magic Tavern, hello for the Magic Tavern to be exact. Thanks. Celebrating their eight year anniversary, very cool, just a few days ago. And I also want to give a big ups to JPC and Casey Tony for recommending

to me a game called Elden Ring, which I reluctantly started. Didn't like for the first five hours, and now I'm absolutely obsessed with it. So check out Elden Ring. It's incredible. It's like, it makes me so happy to hear the way I compare it to other games is I say it's like Breath of the Wild has a bad acid trip at a Gwar concert. That's pretty yeah. But it's fantastic. JPC, do you have anything to plug or to review? I'm back on my bullshit and we're reading five star views.

We want to get your five star review right on the show. Just a minute to Apple iTunes, I might pick it and I might read it just like I'm reading this one from listless in Lake, Winavista. Review says small, medium, large, large. I would vote large on each one of these hosts every day if I could. This is the only podcast that has made me laugh so much, I get worried I was unknowingly high at work.

We will now each say our favorite colors so Hannah can make us friendship bracelets that we won't see for at least a year. Sidenote to low monkey bones, I miss you buddy. I understand that your start-em has made it impossible for Aaron, Adel, and JPC to be able to afford to have you on the show anymore, but if you have it in your heart, I'd love to hear from you buddy. I understand that your start-in has made it impossible for Aaron, Adel and JPC to be able to afford to have you on the show anymore But if you have it in your heart, I'd love to hear from you again Well, I hope you listen to the ads version because I keep appearing on all the ads Little monkey buns while we have you here. I'm gonna hire you for a corporate gig. How's it cost to bring you in?

Three dreams a piece of cake and Pockets eat Aaron Aaron do we have that what do we have? Oh, of course not that's insane Three dreams, a piece of cake, and a pumpkin seat. Aaron, Aaron, do we have that? What do we have? Oh, of course not, that's insane. Check your pockets. Do you have anything in your pockets? Check it, what do you have?

I got pillows with keys baked in them. There must be something else, something bigger. Oh, Jupiter. 20 dreams, but can I do a break it, Freddie? A little monkey bones forever. Sorry, Aaron, keep it. And John Patrick calling. A little monkey bones forever. Say, make no rhythm, no mock deep before, Hey, Rick, Rick, Rick, yo, man. Uh, any notes? Can I pee before our next episode? Good note.

Yeah, that's a question, I don't know. I don't have any notes, but Bleepaddle's mom's name, obviously. Mm-hmm. Ha-ha-ha-ha. See what's on like I'm calling her a seawater or something. Yeah, obviously do that. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha. Hey there, Shamrock's and Lepricons. It's gonna sound like I'm calling her a seawater or something. Obviously do that. Hey there, Shamrock and Leopardcons.

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