Hey Riddle Riddle - #252: Nick Nolte Milked My Donkey!

Episode Date: May 17, 2023

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This is a head gum podcast. And the world ain't right here What? Here it is! How'd you get in my house? Aaron let it tell me I'm not gonna let you go I'm not gonna let you go I'll keep it before Hey, risk a risk Oh! Hush little Aaron

Don't say a word Addle's gonna buy you a mockingbird Aaron wake up I bought you a mocking bird. What? Here it is. How did you get in my house? Aaron, let it, um,

Squawk? What are we buy this outfit? I could sign it, Squawk. See, he's mocking you. Let him imprint on you. Aaron, he's got to imprint on you. You woke me up to hurt my feelings. Yeah.

I love it. Thank you. You're welcome. So I'll leave you two to it. I'm just going to stand in the corner and watch and record this. Go ahead. Hi, Mockingbird. Squawk, I wish I was a high-mockingbird because then I'd be too strong out to have to hear your bullshit, Squawk!

I love it! Aaron, there's settings in the back if you want to turn it down or turn it up. Turn it up. But turn it up. Mm-hmm. And turn up. Squawk! Get your finger out of my butt hole, squawk! Oh, no, sorry, mocking bird.

It's not working. What are you some kind of squawking pervert? Okay. Oh, Aaron, you're into it. I love it. Well. No, no, just kidding. I know you're not a pervert.

I know that you were gifted to be my adl-refin. Now that guy, he's a huge pervert. I love it. I love it. I love it. Wait, hold on. The kind of stuff he was squawking asking me to squawking do? Holy squawking, squawk!

Wait a second. Hold on, it's not that weird. Taped on feathers. Glueed on beak. JPC, is that you? Yes, Aaron, Feathers. Glueed on beak. JPC. Is that you? Yes, Aaron, I can confirm this bird is dead. What?

What? Yeah, it died from, Oh. Oh. It died from being in a big tornado, and so all its feathers will often speak cracked off. So we decided to glue on the beak,

tape on the feathers. We should have swapped those, honestly. And Aaron, it didn didn't sing so JPC and I got you a diamond ring. I mean it's not shiny though. That's a fuck what the fuck? Rod it's not shiny. Rod diamonds aren't shiny okay. What the fuck? Holy shit.

You have to shine it. You have to shine it. That's a dead stop. That's a dead stop. That's a dead stop. Aaron, we got you, what was it? JBC was four months salary. Is that what you're supposed to do? We got you a diamond ring that was four months salary.

That's too much. That's eight months salary. Mm-hmm. Oh, was it brass? Is that what it is? You said it doesn't shine? What's the lyric? And I'm then I'm in ring.

The lyric. Here I'm just trying to bring you presents. That's gonna be a lot of people's clothes. It's a time. I wish I would have bought you a Clementine. I would have been way cheaper. Well, you're supposed to spend the same amount of the Clementine.

It's eight month salary of the Clementine as well. Well, how much do the Diamond Rigs? How much do they, I want to say, the Duffer Brothers spend on shooting the movie Clementine on their iPhone? No, it was the duplass brothers. Duplass? Who can keep up with all these brothers? Do you have a duplass?

Duplass brothers. Duplass brothers. No, this is a full, blown, regular episode. And Aaron, oh, there is something on my mind that I wanted to ask you about. And JPC, I want you to input as well. But Aaron and I I don't know about JPC Aaron and I are at least are Broadway fans were big fans of the musical the big song and dance JPC have you seen anything on Broadway have you seen musicals

in Chicago anything have you ever felt really. I have no desire to see the last musical that I saw was I I think, was like, sixth musical and that was like three or four years ago. And it was only 50 minutes and I said perfect. You had fun at that, you had fun. I did, I did. It's a wonderful show. But I was gonna say, Aaron and I,

we're gonna go see, I was, I was gonna say, Barbara of DeVille, Suini Todd. We're gonna go see Suini Todd with Italian blind opera singer, Andre Batelli or Josh robot. My buddy, Johnny said it and he said he'd go again. He said he loved it so much he would go again. As he was leaving, I got to buy more tickets to see this again. Wow. You're excited. But Aaron, what I wanted to ask you was Chicago has their own Broadway. It's called Broadway and Chicago because we couldn't think of a better name.

Yep. And there is, I think, currently six shows scheduled for this season. Sure. Several debuts. There's four debuts. And as we all know, things that they wrote. That's right.

That's right. And Chicago eventually go to die. Uh-huh. A lot of pretty woman and a few other ones. It's another Broadway show that I guess I technically saw. I was there for it. I was present. The. I was present. The teacher marks me present. Uh-huh, but your eyes glaze over like a shark. Aaron, there is a musical.

This is what I want to talk to you about. I've taken the circuit circuitous route to get to this point. There's a new musical that is based on something I never thought we'd see a musical about. And the tagline for this musical makes me so happy and so angry concurrently. And I don't know whether or not to buy tickets for it. Aaron, do you want to guess or JBC? Do you want to guess who this Broadway show is about? I'll give you a hint. It's an old-timey woman.

Oh, I was gonna say like, what's those pretzels the musical? I wonder how old-timey we're talking. Get ready to watch pretzels dance The tagline is just an Amelia Earhart musical. Oh good one. Okay, so that would be I think that would be great I would yeah shit out of that if there's a song that was like Try and go I'm Oh, I'm a guy. Jesus. No, I'll

I'll a woman died maybe Okay, so it's a case a clip and see how many times that phrase applies to our back Yes, so you said it's an old timey woman. Well, all time is a relative term I was hey we tell me if the Amelia air heart am I do I need to go old timey woman. Well, old timey is a relative term. I would say, we tell him if the Amelia Earhart, am I, do I need to go older timey? But Amelia Earhart was like 84. When was that?

Could that be true? I was like 84 when you just went to New York. 1984. I want to say Reagan was an office. I want to say that this is probably slightly before Amelia Earhart is probably the 20s. And I'll give you a hint that this much like a million air heart is a fictional woman Who's elder Fitzgerald?

We had the same bullshit for breakfast For her link Fitzgerald. Okay, who is who is made up? Who is a woman who's made up and she had just a rabbit? Oh, we are we are burning hot. Oh really? Burning hot. This this character is also in who from Rajrabbit. Whoa. And I think those are boop musical. It is a Betty Boop musical. Which is something in a millionaires I never thought we'd see. Does anyone want to guess the tagline? Aaron don't go go yet. Yeah he want to guess the tagline? Boo Boo B do

The tagline is a boop doop of musical a boop boop of doosicle. That's what it is a boop doop a doosicle I'm gonna need you to go to that theater and just start throwing money at it Yes, you have to go see it, please I I love it. I can't imagine someone on stage. I can't imagine being in a seat. The lights going down the curtains open and there's someone on stage playing black and white cartoon Betty Boop. I don't know this is going to be good. It's Jerry Mitchell. He, I, oh, show me my name. The choreographer. No, he did, like, hairspray. He's like an incredible director choreographer.

This will be good. Okay. This will be good. Here's my question. Here's my question. You know, it sounds fine. You're doing Broadway in Chicago. This is, that's almost the dream.

Yeah. Do you think that there will be people who are in that musical, who are having a good time? Or do you think that everyone in that musical is gonna be saying, you know, it could be a lot worse. We could be. I think that. They're gonna be having a good time.

I think that it's like a fun time of history. I feel like the costumes will be cool. The dancing will be fun. I think that will be a fun show to be in. Listeners can't see this, but Aaron's making a jerk off motion. No, I'm not. This time most of the time I am, but I'm having a little rest. Aaron's a little raster tired. From mocking everything you guys say.

Oh, no, no, no. Okay, here's the deal. JPC. Oh, no, no, no. Okay, here's the deal. JPC. Yeah. Buddy. I mean, my answers are already broke. No, it's gonna be no but finish your ask. Please come with me to this musical.

Please. I can't, I mean, I will if you want me to go, but I can't, my answer is this. If someone's like, would you like to go to the Betty Boot musical? My answer is no. Of course I would not like to go. If someone says, would you please come with me

because I would like to go? Yes, of course I'll do that. And I'll have, I'll put on a brave face and I'll have a fun time. But I put on a brave face. Would it be something that I ever choose to do with my time? My limited time on earth? No, no, no, no, no.

And let's just get to this. Hey, you saw the Betty Boot musical. You know, you only get one life, right? You have one life. Listen, I can't see this, but when JPC said put on a break face, he did on a braided red wig and an every dress. I want to say I have around the house. Yeah. Of course, you buy it to never wear. No, that doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense. And I would say, if someone asked you to see the Betty Boop musical, if anything you would say nope dope, did dope. I'd say boop, boop, boop, boop, doop kill me.

I think it'll be the type of person who only sees bad musicals than to be the type of person that sees like, that sees a musical that is highly rated or acclaimed or whatever. I think it's kind of fun to curate an experience that you know is gonna be abysmal. And I know friend of the show Becca Barish somewhat recently has been going around, and only she can do this, I could never get away with this. She has recently been going around to high school productions and musicals of high school she has no affiliation with to just go see what's up with their musicals.

I used to do that. Oh, see this is something only a woman could get away. Yeah. It's fun and you're actually supporting like a little like a high school theater program. Yeah, it's great. The high school, you're now of an age at all where you could conceivably have a high school theater program. Yeah, it's great. No, high school, you're now of an age, at all, where you could conceivably have a high school age child.

So you just have to go and be like, go grab the program, walk with Congress. Turn to a page, like see a name that looks, you know, like Jeremy, be like, conceivably, I can have a Jeremy, and then be like, go Jeremy, just say that at the beginning of the show,

and everybody. I don't want to, I don't, let's do rails. I'm just a first, here's the first riddle. I don't know. Let's just, no, let's, I don't know how to kid when he was 23. I don't know. No, let's, I don't know.

He would have a 17 year old kid right now. This conversation took a detour into an opera. I don't know people who were having kids at 23. That's perfectly reasonable. I have, okay, here's the first riddle, Worm of Brittle. I don't know people who are having kids at 23. That's perfectly reasonable. I have, okay, here's the first riddle, Worm of Brittle. I have no life, but I can die, what am I?

A dream. A wish. And I'm gonna say, add all, but a Broadway dream. I have no life, but I can. I do wanna, okay, hold on, I do wanna see. A light bulb. This might be unprecedented, it's not. Aaron, that's a great guess, it's not correct,

but I wanna see a scene. JBC, you are one of the cast members and I don't know. Let's make up something. We'll say, Betty Boop, the musical, the Boop-Doo-Boop. Boop-Doo-Boop, Doop-Doo-Z-Cool. You just got cast in the musical that's coming to Chicago. You are calling Aaron, who is your mom and having the conversation of the excitement of being cast but then the struggle to let her know what musical. Okay, so exciting. Hello.

Mom, hey, it's Jason. Are you sitting down? I'm driving oh Okay, who is dad in the car? Yep, but oh Put it. No, he's not. Yeah, speaker. No, I heard him. It's too late put me on speaker also mom you are on speaker Okay, yeah, you are Road no, no, no, no, no, I, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, By the way, we are on the way to our lawyers office. You know how my father got the Betty Boop IP stolen from him. He drew the original cartoon. Do you remember? Well, we're going to have

another meeting with the lawyers about it. And hopefully we'll sort of write this wrong and we'll get all that money we deserved. Yeah, vaguely, I remember something along those lines. You know what? It's one of the whole thing of our family. It's sort of like... Our legacy. Yeah.

Does it have to be? I mean, sure. Yes, of course. Should it be? Didn't adjust it. I just, here's the might thing. I know we've talked about this a lot, Mom, but how much do we honestly want to tie ourselves to that?

It's completely. Maybe it could just be a thing that happened. Truck, truck, truck, truck. Hi, truck. Sorry, we love to wave to all ourselves to that. Completely. Maybe it could just be a thing that happened. Truck, truck, truck, truck. Hi, truck. Sorry, we love to wave to all the trucks that go by. I know you do. I know you do. I know you do.

Uh, but yeah, anyways, so we're on the way to the lawyers office and then we're going to get your dad like some sort of muffin. He's craving a muffin. We're going to get that after. Put it all. Um, so, but the musical, the musical, what were you saying? Is it Hamilton, ask him if it's Hamilton. Is it Hamilton?

It's a brand new musical. It's like Hamilton, there's at least one rap. Oh, cool. Yeah, it's not me, don't worry. I don't have to, I don't have to do the rap. What is it about? You know what, that's the crazy thing. Is we go up in two months and they haven't written the words

or the songs yet. That's not weird. But they say it's not a big deal. No, I think it's normal for this kind of thing because of- Is it just key up? Is it title of show, the improvised musical? You know what?

You know what, I'm looking at the doc you signed that I sent over? Yes, this is a scam. Okay, sure. Honey, what can I put you in? We'll look it up. You know what I did is I signed over. This is from opposing council. It looks like I signed over our family's rights to Betty Boop and perpetuity. Oh boy. I told you guys, you should have never given me power of attorney.

None of us knew what that meant. Hang up the phone, honey. It wasn't worth be having. Hang up the phone. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Can you keep paying my rent? Bo, bo, be do. Please, three more years.

Same, same. Three more years. I got way too real at the end. I have no life, but I can die. What am I? Aaron, you're very close with Fight Bulb and I really enjoy that. That is absolutely correct. The sun.

We're gonna give you five points. What's up? Oh, nature's like bulb. Can I tell you what, I got a text yesterday from my old landlord and he was like, when we moved out, I hired a cleaning company to clean the apartment because I was like, I don't feel like doing this myself

all a higher company to do it. And the apartment will be empty. And he was like, I love, this is like two years ago, by the way. He's like, I love that cleaning service that you use. Can you tell me who they were? I'd love to hire them again. So I like, wait until my yelp and like, found them.

And I was like, yeah, I think this was this company. They did a good job. And he was like, hope you're well, and I haven't talked to him a long time And I was like, yeah, I hope you're well as well And he said me back this like long text message about like his life and like how he was doing And this is my old landlord and like one of the things was he was like, yeah You know my my our daughters in grad school now and like you know, it did now she's off in Paris Guess who's paying for that? I'm like this is so So much like text like your old tenant like this update about like yeah, I'm paying for my daughter's vacation

That's hysterical that's weird and also I want to say deeply sad That he's something he's like That's a very very very very very very very I don't know what you're talking about. I have no idea. Oh wait. No, no. That would have been with you. Yeah, somebody else. Yes, yes, yes. Yes, that was a place maybe I lived eight years ago. Okay, I don't know what happened to that man.

That's when we first... No updates on him. No updates on that, Leon Lord, from eight years ago. I'm realizing what place you're talking about and it's the wrong one I'm I'm a jazz and then I will also say what about a battery like a phone battery Texting it is Ripping the phone battery out of my iPhone. It's almost impossible to do but yeah So iPhone it's almost impossible to do but yeah So

Jamesy you were right and I want to I want to pause it a question Okay, it's the energizer's bunny is The battery and the energizer bunny is that his spine is that his heart is that his brain? What is that if he were to have an operation if his battery died? What would they do would they defibrillate it? Would he just be dead? Here's the thing. Which is the battery. It would be a pretty bad creature

if they couldn't just switch out the battery. But maybe, I mean, bunnies aren't meant to live forever. So maybe that creature just lives as long as the battery lives. I'd like to see a scene. Can I just quickly say, I applaud you. Thank you so much for calling it a creature, which is what it is.

Dr. Energizer is an abomination, and we should keep in mind this is his creature. Yes, yes. Okay, so GBC, you are the Energizer bunny, and you're feeling a little tired, a little sluggish, and Adel, you are his doctor that he is talking to. Yeah, just like I noticed that like, I just, I'm not getting the same like beats per minute

on the drum that I used to get. Okay, what are our ppm's right now? Put your finger to your back and feel, just let me know you can be able to reach back there. It can really only hold the sticks. Okay, well let me use my, this is a special stethoscope. Okay, let me just put this up here

and take a big deep breath. I don't necessarily breathe as much. Oh, okay, yikes. Okay, could you, okay, let me grab my little flashlight here, my pen light, can you take off your sunglasses please? Or this one? I really rather not, they did not finish whatever was going on underneath.

So. Okay. Yeah, if I could just leave them on, that would be kind of preferable. Interesting. And you, you can't recommend you are an energizer bunny doctor, correct? You've dealt with my kind before?

Absolutely. Whatever, I'm whatever you want me to be. Have you always been this color? I like to hear that. I'm sorry. Have you always been this color? I like to hear that. I'm sorry. Have you always been this color? Is this new?

Is this? Oh, you're asking me because I'm a Ginzy and Pink or whatever. No, this is my color. This is the color. It's not like a weird dye job or something like that. Gotcha, gotcha. And can you do me a favor since you're already holding a good tool for this?

Can you use one of your little drumsticks and tap your own knee? Um, I'm just doing a quick scan of the old body here. Okay, so I don't believe I have knees. And can you actually let go of those drumsticks or those, or those your hands? Yeah, and should you have dealt with my kind of creature before? Okay, yes, of course I cannot let go of the drumsticks. If I could, I'd literally do have dealt with my kind of creature before? Absolutely. Okay, yes. Of course I cannot go of the drum six. If I could, I'd literally do anything else with my life. Oh. But I got a big drum on my chest and drum six.

And I have to hit it. And I'm hit and it's slow. So I came to the only fucking doctor. Okay, calm down. Who has said, who has reviews on Zactoc that says that you work with my type of creature? Zactoc, he's back. I thought Spider-Man killed him. No, wait, why would you think that Spider-Man never killed?

We turn off the shades. Uh, listen. Spider-Man just puts in like the jail of the raft or whatever. Spider-Man doesn't kill. Spider-Man uses Arkham. Yeah, everyone uses Arkham. They just don't talk about it. Yeah, okay, so that's Marvel and DC.

You're the worst fucking doctor that I've ever been to in my life. Uh, this... Excuse me? What's the kill pay for this? Co-pay. What? We both know what that is, but for anyone listening, that would be... It's fine.

I joke. I don't have money. I don't have a wallet. I have no job. I have no hands. Is this drum getting bigger by the second? Anyway, if you could just remove the battery, I think I've done. I've left a good life.

Okay, and is there anyone I need to contact? Is there a next of kin? I think there's a corporate number on my butt. You have to like flip me over, I think you can call the corporate number. I've seen. You have to like flip me over. I think you can call the corporate number. I've seen. There that should be, that should be a new t-shirt. There's a corporate number on my butt.

Should I get a corporate number, but tattoo? And if so, what number should it be? That's a good, what corporation would be funny to get on tattooed on your butt? That's a good question. That's such a good question. That's tough. Because day-to- day collaborations could really poison

controls. Ooh, Aaron, that might be the best one. I think that they're probably there probably are people with a poison control tattoo. Because that kind of is like, you know, edgy and cool. And then when you fart and someone is like, you can like pull down just just above

your butt crack to show the number and be like, if it's so bad call. What about if it's more like tramp stamp territory? Like it's like lower back tattoo. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I like that a lot. Mine would be, I would get Cole's customer service.

Oh, that's a really good one. Well obviously. Yeah, great one. Yeah. I love me some calls. I think be fun to do like a KB toys Because they're just gonna get like a doo doo doo I think it's one just to just be like missly

We don't regret it is if it's a corporation that's defunct Mm-hmm. Yeah, so I I'll get an hh Greg tattoo corporate Be Dalton great tattoo corporate line. I'm all we do. Be Dalton. Yeah. I'm in pop. CompUSA.

I'm going to be CompUSA corporate phone number tattoo by ass. Like I think this I think this store went out of business before they had phone numbers. Edible arrangements. Oh, they might say around. Yeah, you could probably still get an edible arrangement. And I will be if there's listen I just want to say if any listener happens to be in the cast of the Betty Boop musical boop doop doop doop doop doop doop I

Apologize Please send me tickets and I will be there JVC and I will be there and let me send you an edible arrangement to Apologize for me doubting Hey, I'm gonna say arrangements are like $90. Yes. I have. There have been so much. I will say, I will say fans, there have been some listeners of this show that have

said some horrible things to me, but the worst thing any listener could ever do would be to send me a free ticket to a Betty Boop musical. That would be. I think you guys are totally wrong about this. I think that this is gonna be genuinely good. Aaron, are you willing to make a trip into Chicago? One is it. What if the three of us do this for review crew?

I would. We'd have to let the people vote. We'd have to let the people vote. We have to. I don't even think, I'm not this guy, I'm not moralizing here. I don't think it's gonna be good or bad. I'm just gonna be good. I won't enjoy it. gonna be good or bad. I'm just gonna be good.

I won't enjoy it. It doesn't, whatever it is, it will not be a thing for me to like. JPC. Yeah, I don't think you're the demographic they're going after. Cramajini Super villain. Super villain.

JPC off the air, he doesn't say this much on air. Off the air constantly is saying, I am what I am. Cause you live by the... Powerful. A lot of the power. You live by the power plate. And you'll die by the power plate.

That's in the Bible. That's in the Bible, folks. Reager Bible. Live by the power plate. Die by the power plate. Aaron Brockovich, here's the next riddle. I make a loud sound when I'm changing, when I do change, I get bigger, but way less.

What am I? I make a loud sound when I'm changing. When I do change, I get bigger, but way less. Aaron, just wonderful guess again, but not the one listed here. What about the nice machine? I'm not just having a good day with these riddles. Aaron, don't make the jerk off motion. Hey, I'm all just having a good day with these riddles. Aaron, don't make the jerk off motion.

Hey, I'm all rested up. I'll bring it here and come back into the snack game. We have the same shit for breakfast, Aaron. You have the same shit for breakfast. Breakfast twins. Breakfast twins. We're the breakfast twins. Okay, okay, what is happening?

I don't wanna see you saying. Oh no. The two of you are the breakfast twins and you have been, this is a new campaign for a serial. So your two characters, the breakfast twins and we are seeing their commercial for some certain serial. My name's Bacon and this is my blood, eggs. My name's Bacon and this is my blood, eggs! WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-W cereal in the entire breakfast line. They had to build a special cooler in the aisle just for all cereal. It digs, it's bacon, and it's inus cereal bowl. That's right, but that's not all. It's also to main ingredient. It's high fruit

those chords are up and pennies. The pennies are for the shape. Dentists hate us, kids hate us too. But parents are gonna like the price point, if they're rich. It's a status symbol. It's high-freak dose corn syrup, pennies, eggs, and bacon, in a cereal bowl with the milk of your choice poured on top. Coming soon from General Mills, and they told me, hit the in, and Mills.

Really hit the in. Bacon eggs? Zero, bacon eggs should not be consumed. Bacon eggs is not shall stable. See if any bacon pick up any up. Who is that guy? That guy doesn't work here. Why is he talking so fast?

See. That guy. Why is he back in so fast? I make a lot sound when I'm changing. When I do change, I get bigger, but way less. What am I? And I said like a ice maker, but that's not. It's not ice maker.

Ice maker definitely definitely ways to like order melting. Cuba vice versus water, they have to weigh the same, right? Here's a thing that's I don't know because I will never trust like I don't trust weight because I have big weight is a big scale is out there to get me. What happened to us? The pandemic happened in our even more broken.

I'll move next to a power play and I think a lot of it is that for me. Yes. Oh, yeah. I don't know how to. Can I have a really good hint? Really good hint. Okay. I make a lot of time when I'm changing when I do change, I get bigger, but way less.

This is something that you could, that could change in our kitchen. We've probably all changed this in our kitchen at some point. The changing process has happened in our kitchen. And sometimes to a very specific place, it happens when we go out in public. Is it our lives? Is it our lives?

Is it our lives? It is our kitchen table with a pencil and a pen. It's egg. I can't write it on the pen. What about you? I think paper. I think paper. These are the change of our lives.

So there's one place to go. I feel worse after that hint. If you, Aaron, if you read my text messages from, I want to say yesterday, this is where I'm going, the one place that the change happens out in public is where I'm going immediately after this recording. Movie. Hmm. Okay. You go out of current.

It's going to go see a movie after this. And what's one item you can get a movie theater that you probably can't get anymore? Popcorn. Popcorn. Popcorn. Popcorn. Popcorn. Popcorn.

Popcorn. Popcorn. Popcorn. Popcorn. Popcorn. Popcorn. Popcorn. Popcorn. changing big ol' pop when I do change I get bigger but way less what am I I would like to see a scene You two are popcorn kernels in the microwave and then you change and you're freaked out because you don't know what's happening to you Tanshunt kernel Curl you see you good to see you Put us in the same unit. So this is gonna be a little awkward

Yeah, well, we're trained for this we know exactly what to expect We want to expect let me unfurl this map in the microwave and Set down. Let me get out one of those pointers that I see. Let me point here. This is our objective. Can we agree? Yeah, that is the enemy that is the man who is cooking us in the microwave We are trying we are trying our best to to get lunch and his throat and kill him. Absolutely, absolutely. Here's the battlefield, this will be some sort of metal bowl that I think we're gonna be dumped into. Now, a lot of us won't survive the bag itself.

A lot of us may never even change into our fatigues. But that's okay, I mean, remember, if only one kernel, it it's just like sperm if only one gets through our mission is complete All we're trying to do not kill him is make this guy choke We just wanted to go That's all current kernel Colonel, hmm Sorry, man continue. I don't know. I know we're just like sperm you keep i feel like any time we work together you constantly use that analogy do i know it's not anytime

i feel like several campaigns you have mentioned that we're just like sperm and i just wish i think in front of the soldiers i feel like this uh... there's got to be a better analogy you know what it is it's this thing because i'm a popcorn where i just learned what's up is well yeah i don't know we don't obviously we don't have you know what it is it's this thing because I'm a popcorn where I just learned what's good is well yeah I know and we don't obviously we don't have you know that yeah but I just learned what it was and now it's like I'm seeing it everywhere you know wow I'm I pause you want me to say something to the to the

the truth would you yeah yeah so attention attention I Tension tension Oh, I'm in to my previous statement Our mission is not just like sperm. There's actually a ton of differences. Why did he talk so much different? We're dry Help me out here curdle what is the other difference? You do this ditch We help here Colonel. What are some other different? You do this ditch. Don't just me Get hot near fellas. I'm some sort of sweat. Oh, no, I get a little nauseous. Are we spinning? Oh? Oh, oh, okay, the mission's gonna begin. I remember your trick Weird beautiful. Oh hell yeah, I look like I just got a Beautiful. Oh hell yeah, I don't click I just got a BBL lipid Jax is it I look fine is dead a lot of wine I feel like I just got buckle fat removal

Glow up that's a popcorn glow up low up um Well, hey everybody want you make some popcorn? Treat yourself to the nature's sperm. Is that right? Nope. I'm saying I'm not going popcorn. I'm going to be making the jargon motion. No, no, no, don't ruin popcorn.

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Sure, yeah. We're the skeleton outfit just because I figured this was coming. Happy Halloween a few months early. It's not yet. What is it? So you know how the two of you, I was like, guys, I am always so hungry for lunches and dinners in the like and you, jokers, told me, oh, JPC, it's okay.

All you have to do is take some, you know, American paper currency, tape it to your front door, close the door, and then wait until someone brings you food. Well, I kept opening the door and the money was gone. So I had to take more money to my door. I think you're thinking, didn't work at all. Oh, door cash. Door cash.

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Can we go to grandma's house? Wait, I've been pranked. But how? I don't know And we are back we hope you enjoyed your popcorn break and Hey sperm break Aaron don't ruin popcorn sperm break. Aaron, don't ruin popcorn. You just said. Honestly, you guys talking about popcorn so much, just ready to ruin sperm for me. Something that I actually enjoy.

What? What? I'm gonna call it a love sperm. Aaron, what do you think top of the dome? Yeah. What do you think? We're gonna go Aaron, JBC, Aaron, GBC, and so forth and so on into infinity. What do we think the titles of some of the songs from Betty Boop, the Boop, Dupedusical will be? Open number. Aaron, one, the opening number is one full song where she's just going,

do do do, do do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do I've never realized until this moment how much of your personality you've cribbed from Betty Boop Aaron run They're onto us grab what you can candles pens computer I will say track or the second the second song on the musical will be titled ellipses huh question mark ellipses What are the other characters question Mark? Okay, I'm gonna put my foot in the door here and enter the fray, and I'm gonna say there's gonna be a song called, Boop Boop, a Dewop.

Okay. It's gonna be like an ocapella song. I also think there's gonna be a moment where Betty Boop gets angry or sad, and she's gonna be like, but I don't know where to go. And that'll be a big pop from the audience. Is that a thing from Betty Boop?

Is it where you're talking something? No, but I think because her voice is so high all the time and up here, I think they'll make a moment where she talks real low and that'll be like a big like, ha ha. Should there be a song called C in the funny papers? Was Betty Boop in the funny paper? Was that even the funny paper? Absolutely.

Was she a comic strip of it? Is that the title of the song? Is all those questions? It's not done yet. Was she made to be the billiard? Or Ziggy, I can't remember. I think she definitely had a thing with Kathy. At what point?

At. At. At. At. At. What other songs do we think? I think there's gonna be one called Black and White and then in parentheses, not Michael Jackson. Mark Mousers, this is gonna win Tony's, this is gonna be a blast,

it's gonna be an old world musical and everyone's gonna love it. And then this, when people find this episode in four years, we're gonna look foolish. Well, not me, you jerk off motion. Oh no. People don't live for four years, this close to the power plant. Right? The power plant kills away. Jamesy.

Jamesy can say whatever he wants, because he has minutes to live. I think there's gonna be a song called Color Me Happy. Color Me. I mean, surprise. Color Me something. I don't know what this music could be, the only way that I can see this making sense is if there's just some other songs from other musicals in there. Like if, you know, they just start adding like throw away,

not like big cuts, not like, they're not gonna do like, if I was a rich man or whatever that song is, but they'll do like a fiddler B side, we'll be throwing in there, so people will be like, is this? I'm not even a Fiddler B side, we'll be throwing in there. So people will be like, is this? Okay, so not even a jukebox musical, but just... No, outright stealing songs from other musicals. But the...

Stealing like the album tracks from other musicals. Fiddler B side will be like... I don't see the song Anna Tewka being in the Betty Boot musical, you know? Laser Wolf's Birthday Party. I am walking out. I am walking out. I am walking out. I am walking out if they have Betty Boop seeing finishing the mint.

The worst song in Broadway history from Dear Evan Hansen. Okay, see? See? Okay. I'm excited. Because I don't know what this will be. Do you know if there's an intermission with this musical? Because what are my favorite things about a musical?

Is they have an intermission? I wish movies did this too to give everyone an opportunity to walk if they want to without any judgment. Here's the thing, this musical will not have an intermission because of retention. They want you to feel ashamed to leave and embarrassed. So they're leaving the lights on the whole time and no intermission because of retention. They want you to feel ashamed to leave an embarrassed, so they're leaving the lights on the whole time and no intermission. I would be fine with that too if the musical was one hour long. Like, it, it, I, because

that's, I, I sit through so many movies that are awful and they're two and a half hours long. That sucks. So if you, if the Betty Boop musical, I'll go on record. If the Betty Boop musical is like 65 minutes, I'll go to it and I'll be, I'll go on record if the Betty Boop musical is like 65 minutes I'll go to it and I'll be I'll have the time of my life Do you think there's gonna be a moment where she kind of shakes her? She kind of does a shimmy and she goes I've never seen a comic strip and that gets a big pop At all I think the lady does protest too much I think this is gonna be your favorite musical of all time. I'm not even kidding I predict that right now that you are going to absolutely

love this musical. Okay. If you're a listener of this show, can you just give me one favor? Make us much more popular. However you do that. I don't tell you your business. That's your business.

Make our show, you make our show 10 times as popular so that we can reach out to whoever's the lead of the Betty Boot musical and then invite on to the show to solve riddles That's that's all I want to do that would be the dream But I want to have the director Jerry Mitchell on Because I want to talk to him about the movie camp. Do you guys remember that movie from the early 2000s about a theater camp? He choreographed that and I have a lot of questions about it. Who's in it? Anna Kendrick's in it and

What's his name? And more. The guy from Tick Tick Boom. Forget his name. Andrew Garryfield. No, the other guy. Jonathan Larson? Nope, the other guy. Gary Larson's brother.

Gary Larson's brother. Hey Gary, it's your brother, Jonathan Larson. You know that far side you've been looking for? I'm going to figure out. Look, we want the podcast to be anything, except what it is, so that Aaron can talk to Corbin. I'm gonna be serious. Yes. You might be prepared about me.

You would have the show be that. I love someone from Mensa, like a Mensa member being like, ooh, a podcast about riddles. Finally, I get to flex my brain muscles, and then they turn it on, and Aaron's like, so what's like the silliest dance you've ever done? Yeah. So, I'm gonna be like,

I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm member being like, ooh a podcast about riddles. Finally I get to flex my brain muscles. And then I turn it on and Aaron's like, so what's like the silliest dance you've ever done? Yeah. The new rules we can have any guests on the show that we just have to ask the one riddle

and that the rest could be whatever you like. I'm underappreciated in my time. I miss undershift. I appreciate you more than I appreciate anyone in my life. And that includes myself. Still not enough Okay, I was making the jerk off motion when he said appreciate himself just FYI to me listener Let's do speaking of any men's and members who might be listening we should scramble to do another riddle because

That would be crazy if we didn't I am easy to lift but hard to throw what am I? Easy to lift but hard to throw is this like a lift like is it? L-Y-F-T? Elevators? Wow Wow, you think that elevators easy to lift there's got to be some sort of knobs that button there and Well easier than throwing it That's right Hold on lift lift of course is what the Brits call elevators, but then you can't say knobs because they

don't call those knobs because knobs is what they call people they don't like in the UK as well as bell ins, which is I guess pants, pants means underwear. Yeah. I made that mistake before when I was living in Canterbury. I said, Oh, I got a crap all over my pants and everyone laughed and I felt real bad. Maybe they laughed because you said it funny. Like, you're a funny guy. It's not impossible that you delivered it really funny. Yeah, that's true. My timing is impeccable. Easy to lift but hard to throw. What am I? Easy to lift. Oh, our hearts to the Lord. Oh, not this again. I do want to see

you seen. The three of us are in some sort of congregation, some sort of house of worship. And the, I don't know, the head of that house of worship is clearly improvising on stage and it's time to sing a song and they are clearly Trying to kind of make up the words as they go along. JPC you are the head of the house of worship And Jeremiah took upon the fifth and eight Jeremiah is not talking about you Jeremiah stop. Oh, sorry. Oh Now if we could all pick up a book of Psalms, I'm being told by our Deacon here that our book of books of Psalms were taken to the cleaners for Psalm cleaning. So let's just do what we all know. Both Psalms Sunday. Thank you, Jeremiah. Please be quiet at church.

Sorry. Let's just do what we all know, huh? Let's sing the one, let's sing. The one that, um, I was looking, he's panicking. He's, let's sing Moses' big night, huh? We all know that one. I don't think I'm on Moses' big night.

Moses' big night. I think I get your phone out. Join in, join in when you know. When the chorus kicks in, join in. Moses is big now. Okay. Oh, Mr. Burning Bush, I do not think upon your wish. And if I had it my way, we all be free Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-b Jake! Hahaha! And then I'll cook some fish and serve it on a dish.

Is that right? Can you know this? Carol, now you go, Carol you go, cook up a couplet. And then I cook up a push and I burn it so much! Hey Carol, hey Carol. Yep, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know you went to choir college, but, um, do you kinda get the vibe that everyone else is putting out there? It's just

just awesome. I said the burnt bush for dinner. Yeah. Yes. Those are always my favorite ladies in church. A hundred percent. A time flatter than everyone else. Way higher. KC knows exactly what I'm talking about. And they are supremac screaming at everyone. Oh, supremac screaming.

One of my favorites been off. Oh man, oh man. I want to be that lady when I get older. She's having the time of her life. It feels like- I'll go ahead. No, please. Go ahead.

I was just talking to a couple of friends of mine about the sopranos because it's been a decade since I've seen it, but I'm like, it's wild that they had a very limited cast of characters and they were like, what are some mafia names? Uh, Polly Walnuts and Big Pussy. These are going to be our two mafia guys. The prairie. Yeah, it does feel like, wouldn't that guy get beat up every day? and big pussy, these are gonna be our two mafia guys. This is a great episode. Yeah, it does feel like, wouldn't that guy get beat up every day?

Like, it's just two names that you're like, these are the two guys in the show, come on. Silvio Dante, what are we doing? And the most unbelievable name, Christopher Multisante. Mm, mm. Let's do, let's do, hold on, we never solve this riddle. And the most unbelievable name Christopher Multisante. Let's do. Hold on, we never solved this riddle. I'm easy to lift, but hard to throw. What am I?

And it's not your voice. Did I say fuck you yet? Or is that fun? Let me check my notes here. You did. But it was in a different context. It was two different riddles. It's just, Aaron and J.B.C. i will say this is something that we mentioned at the top

of the show oh is it your voice it's not your voice have you tried to throw your voice and i do like ventraliquism um... i don't see if we can do it try it e i and tried to try to try to talk without moving your teeth in mouth. Okay.

Try to say some words. I'll go around and try Aaron. Run one. Hey everybody wants to try it. Holy shit. Holy shit. I love it. I love how bold Aaron was in trying it.

It's so hard. It's like someone's like, hey, do an impression of this person. You've never done it before, and now you're just trying it. And she did it. That was like watching someone enter the, like in the Nathlas 500, and they turn on their car and it explodes. I don't, I don't know.

I don't know. You're a ventriloquist. And everyone's going, I just checked the car. I don't know what happened. Woo, woo, woo. I think it helps. I think it helps if you're like smiling with your like a little bit maybe with your yeah. I help you.

Okay. I'll do it. I'm trying to get closer to the mic but where you can still see my face but it's very hard. Okay. Okay. Okay, I just had a concert today. Hey, I was gonna go to the Kavinesh toilet. I'm gonna go to the Milt. You're gonna go over to the cave and start growing. Now I'm out. You're gonna grow and grow and grow and grow. You're gonna grow and grow and grow and grow and grow. You're gonna grow and grow and grow and grow and grow.

It's not good. It's not good. Okay, tough guy. How you do it? Okay, you do it. Hey, there's a lot of good looking field. I heard the audience tonight. Okay, man, please.

There's a lot of good people. Okay, he was just a lot of good looking people. There's a lot of good people. I'll go the sides of the aisle here. The audience tonight. A lot of good. I'll go the sides of the aisle. Here, the audience tonight. A lot of good people. Okay, he was just a lot of good looking people. There's a lot of good people on both sides of the aisle. Here, the audience tonight, a lot of good. Let's go out of the house, heard the liberals.

The beans are right here. You look like you're whitening your teeth, but you want to yell at your son too. In public, don't turn around. Ah, don't do that. Don't turn around But Nick Nalti is right behind you people who are some prof is the lowest form of comedy, but we could have been Visual requests Nick Nalti is right to behind you

Don't don't freak out Nick Nalti is right behind you Nick Nalti is a milking-wide donkey All right, that's what you have to say if you have to if you can do it if you could say Nick Nalti is a milking wide donkey. Alright, that's what you have to say. If you could do it, if you could say Nick Nolty is milking my donkey without moving your lips or teeth, then you could be a ventriloquist. Nick Nolty is milking like, oh milking is tough. Milking and donkey. Milking is there. Milking is my lip. Oh, because I don't know.

And hold on, I just like. Hold on, I realized I just said the phrase milking is all lips and I just want... And I just want to apologize to the listeners. If you're listening to... If you're listening to... If you're listening to episode of 252 of Hey Rid of Rental and you've been wondering for past 50 minutes, why it's called, Nick Nolte is milking my donkey. Well, you've just figured it out.

I do like you said with that. Not going I donkey. I do like that like 10 minutes ago, I was like, can you imagine if a member of Mensa tuned into Aaron interviewing a choreographer? Wouldn't that be like, what is the show? When the show as is just bad shit crazy. It's four smart people by smart people. That's the show. Wait, four smart people, by smart people. That's the show. Wait, four smart people, one, two, three.

Oh, no. KC, I hope KC's smart. I hope KC's smart. Here's what I'll say. Listeners, please, we beg of you. We implore you. Make us popular. However you do that.

Make your audience grow 10 times. We know you can do it. It's very simple. Do you think word of mouth? Word of mouth. Word of. What know you can do it. It's very simple. Do you think word of mouth, word of mouth, word of mouth, hoof disease, and then somehow finagled Jeff Dunham to come on the show. We get Jeff Dunham on. We interview him. We do riddles and then he teaches us a

workshop. I just got an email from Jeff Dunham's people. He'll do it. It seems like you do. He's like you'll just do it. Hold seems like you do. He's like, you'll just do it. Hold on, wait, but he's not bringing the chili pepper, right? No, it says he's only bringing the terrorists guy. So it should be all good. No, no, it's not good. Hold on, it's a dead terrorist. Oh, yes, that's a huge effort.

Don't forget. So, what a nightmare. What a nightmare. D dummy is a dead terrorist Ernie know what a nightmare well hold on Did we do the rental? No, we did not I Am easy to lift but hard to throw what am I? This was mentioned at the top of the show and it was pertaining to one of the gifts that I gave Aaron the gifts that I gave Aaron.

Diamond is a lift. Well, that was a gift from JPC and me. Mockingbird. A feather. It is a feather easy to lift, but hard to throw a feather. My dear boy. Okay. That makes a.

Am I a sir? Am I a sir? Am I a sir? Mama, son, mama, son, mama. Is that a different thing? Rocking and knocking. You never hear anything. Nick, no, hey, is the record right okay? Gary Bucy, put up a finger in there. Let's do some voicemails. Let's hear a brand new theme right about now.

Casey? Call 32nds or less. now kissing? crew cuz you like the show we do oh and you can tell JPC these voicemail things are so fun call it a five-raddle one live a voicemail a voicemail a voicemail for me live a voicemail a voicemail, a voicemail, a voicemail for me. Alright, that team is submitted by Jeff Dutton. So many songs have come out and been in the zeitgeist since that song. How was that top of mine? Did you fall down the stairs?

Aaron? That's the only one I like. I don't know, the other ones are fine, but that's the one I like. That's so funny. Ha, yeah, it says here submitted by Jim Potato Catfish. And interesting, interesting, interesting, interesting. He sounds mysterious. Yeah, it's a smart show for smart people. And of course, it'll for, oh, that's the four smart people.

It's four smart people, not four IC. It's a hominum. Wait, did we ever discover what a hominum was? No, we never will. Yeah. Anyway, if you ever want to send us a voicemail, whether that be a question or just some big old question or a couple of questions, maybe a short question, no longer than a minute question, you can leave us a comment. No, no, listen to the song. It's 30 seconds and the number is 805 riddle one it's all part of the song at all what if they read it dramatically Even if your question is will you please attend my musical the boot boot but do you can leave us a voicemail at one eight zero five riddle one again that's one eight zero fivedle one. And you can also email us theme songs to hrrpodcast at gmail.com. Don't leave us a voicemail with a theme song

because that'll be weird. But send that to hrrpodcast.gmail.com. Wait, they can't send it. If you don't email us, if you don't email us theme songs, we're not gonna stop doing the same thing. I'm just gonna sing the theme songs. And we don't want that to happen. We don't want that, please.

Casey, can we please play our first-voice mail hey you're in a little uh... hey guys is a man that big fan i was just watching the muckichou and his new plus for the very first time i was watching madeline cons episode is needed to and i've been about the sweetest chef has human hands uh... just wondering if you guys knew the sweetest chef has fully human hands.

Anyway, sorry to ruin your night. Thank you. Amanda. Oh, sweetie, Amanda, of course. Of course he has human hands. Amanda, if you're wondering why I haven't slept in many, many years, it's because I too realize that sweetest chef has human hands. Disturbing, horrible. Hell. I think I realized it the first time I ever saw Sweetest Chef because he was like, I,

I, the camera, if he was like cracking eggs or tossing flour or whatever, but you can't have a fake hand. You can't, I think legally, you can't have a puppet hand touch poultry raw poultry. Oh Yeah, because you get Salmanella. He gets Salmanella, which is another muppet that they Unfortunately didn't make the cut. I'm very sick. Salmanella get out of here I need penicillin or something. What do you do for this? We also retired penicillin We've been a cylinder or something. What do you do for this? We also retired Benicillin.

But yes, I think I recognize that the very first time I ever saw the Swedish chef, but it is, if you look at it too long, it's almost like staring at the sun where your vision starts to go blurry and it really hurts your soul to something. JPC. Don't, are you staring at the sun that long?

What are you doing? Don't throw that. Trump did it. Trump did it. He's present. Amanda obviously has very good taste. Skipping to the Madeline Khan episode. So good.

That's pretty iconic, pretty good. I hope you watched the movement chance, moment chance, episode, and then listen to our review crew of it on Patreon. Oh yeah. GPC, did you notice that the chef has hands? I don't even know what the guy looks like. I don't think I've ever seen the picture of him. Okay. Okay. Here's a new ventral twist test.

Yeah, it's the easiest one. Do you think it's the easiest one? And that's fun. Remember like four, four years ago, we did a game where we used to sing songs as a sweet as Chef. Yeah, and we laughed really hard. Anybody remember that? Remember? Drawing a blank on that.

Doesn't matter. Next voicemail. Sounds like something that would conceivably happen on the show. OK, let's play the next voicemail casey whenever you're ready. We're not whenever you're ready now. Hey, Clik Rue, big fan. This is Flynn, they have them. I've been touring around with getting a puzzle sleeve tattoo.

They're like the ideas that Scott, like the Doku crossword, like where's Waldo. Any sort of like a collage of visual puzzles that people like at a party can look at your sleeve and do. So anyway, if you want to be a fun that idea, I'd love some some suggestions Thanks for all you do have fun. Bye Thank you so much. I their name was Flynn was that Flynn Flynn? I love this idea as someone who's obsessed with all

Riddles and puzzles and games games magazine is maybe the best thing you could ever buy subscription to except for I hate logic problems I Game's magazine is maybe the best thing you could ever buy a subscription to except for I hate logic problems I think this is a great idea. Let's riff. What do we think should be included on this sleeve for Flynn? Maybe like I'd say I'd start with maybe even a Sphinx. I think a Sphinx sets is table setting I think it lets people know this is this is not your ordinary tattoo. This is something different Well, but at the point of it was I believe Flint said they wanted people at like a party to be able to like do the puzzles. Okay, tough guy. Well then it's a connect the dots,

and when they connect the dots, it's a big ol' speaks. I think that's fine. Oh, connect the dots is really good. I think it would be, this also doesn't totally work, but if you do a jigsaw puzzle and have a peace be missing, and then put that piece somewhere else on your body and they have to find where that tape it to your head tattoo it up your sleeve. No, just get a tattoo like on your other side of your body like on the bottom of your foot or something and then people have to find that piece. That to get you naked. It should be over their heart. Oh, can you tattoo a magic eye puzzle on someone? Is that something that can be tattooed?

I would love if you're getting a magic eye tattoo and the artist keeps saying, relax your eyes, relax your eyes. Ha ha. I just googled it and know you can't get that. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Mother, let's see here. Wow, this is such a good idea. Maybe like a Sudoku, maybe a little crossword. Word search. A Sudoku would be pretty easy and takes up like less real estate. A word search would be good too.

Yeah. Like the wordl graph and then you can do the wordl. What's the one, I forget what the name of the puzzle type is, but there's one where it's like two columns and say that it's like, say like one side is like colleges and the other side is mascots and you have to draw a line from what kind of thing. Oh yeah, you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, I like that.

That's a good puzzle. Mm-hmm. I like that the... I think one really hard math problem. Oh, it's just gonna say. But specifically the one from Goodwill Hunting. Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

We all remember what that one was. All remember. Which was, let's do it one number at a time. I'll start. X. Anything to plug. Yes, here's what I want to plug. I want to plug our Patreon, which is you can go to patreon.com slash Hey, Rital, also

check out the show sitcom D&D Bill Buds and hello from the magic tavern and tell me about it. And you can also find patrons for all those shows. So please support those shows. Please, I feel like just in general, Patreon lets us do what we do. I can't stress that enough. Patreon really is a boon to our lives, our creative process, and the show as a whole and all the shows we do.

So please, if you are able to, even if it's just for a short period of time, support us on Patreon. Aaron, anything to plug? Yes, I was on the podcast. My neighbors are dead and that should be coming out this week, I think. So if you wanna check me out on that show, love that show.

What do you find me in? What movie did you do? I did the exorcism of Emily Rose. Nice. The very popular movie that Laura Lennie was in. Seriously, famously. Well, yeah. I did Cocoon for mine, which I think is even less popular.

Ha. The War Horse of Movies. I would like to read a review, and if you want to get a review right on the show, just go give us a five star review, wherever you leave reviews, and I might pick yours and read it. Hey, today I picked Tyler Slesinger's. I love these guys. These guys are honestly so funny.

I drive for work a lot, and these guys make it not only bearable, but enjoyable. You can say my name if you want, And that's the end of the review. That's kinda nice. There's no weird stuff they wanted me to say. Before we end the episode, actually, can I just tell you guys something? Casey, can you cut this please? Yeah, just really quick. I know it's bad timing, but I have to get this off my chest now. Addle, you leave me breathless.

I know this might be a lot to handle, but please don't interrupt. I just need to get this out now. You are so funny and so kind, and I know we can never be together, but that makes me want you so much more. We'll be forever star cross lovers. I talk to you every day. And you always leave me wanting more. The second the Zoom call is, not a Zoom call,

I miss you. Let's start another podcast, just me and you. All the name, the things I love about you and swear we will never run out of content but I know we can ever be together. In fact, just ignore this. Let's pretend this never happened. It was all just a continuation of that review.

You talk like you're reading. Yeah, except for when you do little of sides like we're not on zoom. Aaron, that's one of the greatest compliments an author like me can receive. I talk like I'm reading. JBC, I leave you breathless. Oh my John Luke got it. Oh

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