Hey Riddle Riddle - #256: Hey Factoid Factoid w/ Mano Agapion

Episode Date: June 14, 2023

We have Mano Agapion from Drag Her and We Love Trash to talk about the latest in reality TV. And yes, relax, we do eventually get to some riddles. Some of them are even pretty good. Plus we've got a first time table runner, trouble in higher education, a man with an embarassing secret, chicken and wine and a brother with a very busy evening. Send us your translated riddles!  Starring: Adal Rifai John Patrick Coan Erin Keif Special Guest: Mano Agapion Editing by:  Casey Toney Theme by:  Arne Parrott Logo by:  Emily Kardamis & Emmaline Morris Want more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon! Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & prints Want to mail us something?  Hey Riddle Riddle  6351 W Montrose Ave #267 Chicago, IL, 60634 Want to leave us a voicemail? Call (805) RIDDLE-1 or (805-743-3531) Want to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fm This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/riddle and get on your way to being your best selfSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a head gum podcast. All right, I'm just going to do roll call really quick. Just say present or here if you are here. JPC. Okay. Would you accept unblinking eye contact if you are here, um, JPC? Okay, would you accept unblinking eye contact if I'm here? Or should I actually say present in here? I'm going to take the fact that you are talking to me as you being here, unless you're calling in. You have gorgeous eyes.

You have gorgeous eyes, by the way. Thank you. That's really nice. Uh, you must tell me who your person is. I must. Am I I person? Yeah. Nothing, man. I say. My eye person? Yeah. Nothing, man.

These are just my eyes. Bullshit! Fuck you! Bullshit! Rapha, are you here? Yes, present. And no comments about your eyes. Oh, thanks.

Are you sure? Yeah. Not even a little twinkle. No, I think that box has been ticked. She's not going to tell you who your person is just because you ask a different way. Guy, man, come on. And she didn't tell me she's not telling you.

Plus, you don't need it. Aaron, Keefe, she here. Yes, I am here. Well, Aaron, your eyes are so lovely. It looks like you've lived a thousand lifetimes. Witten in those eyes. They look so wise. They look so cute. Don't want to call a woman crazy, but this is interesting. I'll say interesting.

That's sorry. All right. It seems like we're all accounted for. All three hosts. JPC said he's here, I think. Adolfs says he's here and Aaron's here. So I think we can get started. Oh, Aaron, I think there's been a, there's a post it there might have fallen off. We have a guest today. Oh, we have a new student. My, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, come on in. Hi.

Hi. Hi, I'm sorry. I'm, I'm not looking at anyone's eyes. I'm converting my gaze. I refuse, I refuse to get caught in this. So I'm averting gaze. I'm not usually this mysterious. I'm just averting my gaze. I refuse to get caught in this, so I'm averting gaze. I'm not usually this mysterious, I'm just averting my gaze.

Averting your gaze, you and Tennessee both. Where are you from, Mono? Are you transferring schools? Don't say Tennessee. Don't say Tennessee. North Carolina actually, yeah. Yeah, I think. Yeah, I think.

Yeah, I'm a town boo. It's okay In the middle yeah, um, I was a bullied Uh, I was too bullied and I had to move schools. Oh, no Yeah, well we were gonna GPC and I were gonna bully you cuz you're the new kid, but well now we're not well now we're not I think you want to hear how sad it was the way I got bullied. Yeah, that would help. Yeah, I might help in your mind.

Yeah. The popular boys befriended me and asked me to walk home with them. And I thought I was walking on sunshine. And as I walked home with them, I realized no one was around. And that's when I saw that it was actually the popular girls who put dog shit on a piece of wood and then flung it at me. Where did they get a piece of wood? Wow.

Gonna go ahead and cross off as you to walk us home. Don't wanna call someone from North Carolina crazy on the podcast. Well, thank you for coming on the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So maybe don't bully me. Unless you're okay with bullying me. Did that story affect you or no? I mean, yes.

Yeah. I'm crying. Yes. Oh, my God. I got to rethink a lot of my choices so far in this episode. I can do it. We. Well, thank you so much for coming on Hey, Riddle Riddle.

It's an honor to have you. My pleasure. We ask all of our guests this. What is your relationship with riddles, puzzles, tricky games, anything like that? Skate rooms, lateral thinking problems. Ooh, you know what? Out of all of those, I like escape rooms.

You know what I like puzzles, and I like escape rooms. And then I guess I like riddles. Cause before you said that, I was like, I don't like riddles cause they make me feel dumb. Hmm. But that's not true cause I'm fucking, I'm good at puzzles. In fact, I'm so good at a puzzle

that I recently was voted out of a survivor, a mock survivor game. Because I like housed two puzzles. And then I put a target on my own damn back. Oh, okay. So this is like a, you're like playing survivor. This isn't like a group of friends who are watching survivor.

That's what I heard at first. I was like, oh, that's terrible. Why would they serve that? Yeah, like a friend game of survivor. Is this the one that Mary Holland is a part of? Um, possibly there's like different fucking survivor games out here. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.

NLA, one hosted by Ryan Barton, one hosted by Matt Pavlovich. Um, I don't know. These can I? Can I? I've never lived in LA. Yeah. Mono, you and Aaron both live in LA currently.

It feels like LA holistically is a game of survivor. It feels like it's all the, it's all the hot, interesting people from elsewhere in the US, all race to LA. And then it's who's gonna last the longest. Yeah, that's it. It's outweighed, outlast outplay. And then it's whoever can keep their arms up the longest.

That's what we have to do at auditions now is just hold our hands up. Right. And sometimes people you don't think are going to win win. And you're like, wow, they won. How good for them. Jennifer Coolidge won. How did she do that? Her social game, yeah.

Yeah. Actually, we'd love to see her on survivor if we can make a call about that. Of course, ironically, Mike White was on Survivor so good his season so good very good But yeah, it is a game of Survivor. It's a mystery and you never know if beauty brains or brawn will win out They kind of they all win interchangeably based on the year Yeah, oh man. Did you watch the most recent season? I sure did. And what a fun, weird time. Are you a big Carolyn head? Are you a big Carolyn?

Oh, yeah, Carolyn, she's a maniac. I love her. What an atypical winner in my eyes. I could put the episodes on mute and just like absolutely cackle her expressions. Maybe the best social reactions I've ever seen. Yeah, just pure. Everything your body's feeling.

Just go, go, go, push it to the brain. Don't think anything. Go, go, go, push it to the brain. Sounds like the first song in a new musical, about the circulatory system perhaps. I mean, they're just scraping the bottom of the barrel. These musicals now it is. Just picture Ben melting go go go push it to the ground.

Speaking of reality TV, you have a head gun podcast called Dragher and would you watch Drag Race? Are you is it? Obviously it's Drag Race, it's Survivor. Are you just big reality TV across the spectrum or do you have ones that you like stick to? I have ones I stick to, but I do love a just big reality TV across the spectrum? Or do you have ones that you like stick to? I have ones I stick to, but I do love a lot of reality TV. I also host a podcast with Betsy Sodaro called We Love Trash,

and we celebrate a lot of reality trash on there. But there's some that go too far. We tried to watch Milf Manor. Did you hear about Milf Manor? I heard about it. Unfortunately, I heard about Milf Manor. So upsetting. Where it's like, first of all, if it was just Milf, manner? I heard about. Unfortunately, I heard about milk manner. So upsetting.

First of all, if it was just milfs, I think I could get behind it, but as you probably know, it's eight milfs and eight of their children. Of their children. Their own children in the house all trying to get fucked. And it's really, it's dark. Did you watch? And this is going gonna be hard for me because I don't know the name of it.

And I kind of only half understand the premise. But it's a new reality show. And it's like, I think it's maybe it's like eight couples that are either gonna break up or get married. But it's all gay women who are on this cast. And then they move into like, I guess like fake relationships with each other, they split the couples up. And I into like, I guess like fake relationships with each other, they split the couples up and I don't,

I think I wanna say Nicholas Shea hosted the one that was not the straight. Okay, okay, like the ultimatum was the ultimatum. That's it. Yeah, okay. I haven't seen the gay one, I wanna see the gay one much more. She just came out and I was watching it with my wife

and I'm not the right person to watch reality TV shows with because I don't watch reality TV shows. And I'm like, what's going on? Like, should these people, should these people be, are they okay? Should they be saying the stuff? Does someone need to help them? Like, they just need to not be on TV with this.

It felt really bad to watch, and I'm not really sure if it's unique to that show, or I'm just, I'm just not the right target audience. It's just, it's bad. It's like the NFL, like I wonder if in 30 years, the easier of them will survive because they're both like, ruining lives.

Yeah. Head trauma. Yeah. I started a new one. Have you watched Farmer wants a wife yet? I started it and it was too much America porn. Like it was so obviously not for me. It's for people who want me dead.

So I was like, I can't watch this. Now Aaron, correct me if I'm wrong. That's where there's a farmer and he is staying in a house with a possible potential, wife, a fox, a chicken and a bag of grain. Yes, and he has to make sure that they don't all, he'd each other. So he has to keep moving them for a room room. You know, I'll just for that bullshit that you

tried to pull try to connect it back to riddles just for that mother of a bullsh**. I'm going to make you do a riddle now. Yeah, that's right. I'm going to make you do a riddle now. This is this is something that I love. So sometimes people who we we're going to do some listener submitted a riddles today. And we got a ton of listener submitted riddles from a person who in 2018 who emailed me back in 2021 to let me know that they've changed their name. So this is goes up to everyone. If you sent me an email in 2018 and I'm about to hit your email and you want to change your name, the phone lines are open. Feel free to get your changes in now. So Jasper, these are some of Jasper's riddles.

Thank you for giving me that life update Jasper. And a word of warning, if you email us at hrrpodcast.gmail.com, we will take so long to respond that you will have changed your personality by the time we get back to you. You're gonna be a completely different person. Probably don't listen anymore. So please email me.

Half a decade ago. It is very funny because I always, when I hit these 2018 emails, I always ask, are these people still listening? And occasionally some of them reach out and be like, I am still listening. Thank you for five years later that you were reading my riddle.

Okay, Jasper says that they have these riddles stored up in their brain and they had to pass them along. Here's your first one. I think we're gonna try to start off like you know, a little easy ramp our way in, but here's your first riddle. I have six faces, but never wear makeup. I have 21 eyes, but cannot see what am I. Diana Ross. Both in bar final answer.

Six. Usually right. That's a good first guess. Yeah. It's 11-11 eyes. It's so dumb when I heard 21 eyes, I was like, what celebrity is like Vento Vignamiglia? Like what would celebrity that 21 eyes in their name?

I, okay, this is hard. Was that like Vira for Mika, Mike for Biglia, like, switched up into one. So, celebrity mash hard. Was that like Vera for me, a Mike Barbiglia like switched up into one? So I'm pretty mad. You had a baby. So this has six faces. Can you read, JPC, could I plead of you please to repeat the use?

Absolutely. And I am sorry that I said that I was gonna rip us up with easy ones. That's always a mistake to say. It's always, it's always comes right before the hardest really I've ever heard. I have six faces, but never were makeup. I have 21 eyes, but cannot see what am I.

Now, it's not a potato I'm guessing, because they don't have faces, but they have eyes. Is this like an interesting time? I'm guessing what it's not at this point. Our natural rules were invented, right? Right? That wasn't a thing, it. Was that still iPod nano time. Where were we?

Now would we consider like the fast was it called? Fasts of a diamond. Would we consider those faces? Oh, interesting. I bet. If a jewer were to look at it, its eyes would be reflected back at it. I want to help you here. Colliders go in that word.

Is it Pennywise? 21. Wow. Six faces, 21 eyes. Let me see. Maybe I can give you some hints here. This would be something that you would find in a Las Vegas casino. Rulet wheel, craps.

Oh, blackjack. I know the 21 seems like blackjack and that's my that's my fault. It is not. Aaron, you said it. You said it in a way that you're like, of course, you know, it's not that. A craps table, Adel, you find it on a craft stable. Dice. Try this on a craft stable. Aaron!

Yes. It is a six-sided die. Wow. It's an interesting thing. I've played Crap's this weekend in Vegas. I never played it before. I went to Vegas and I played it. And I still don't know how to play it.

It is. There's a few things about Crabbs. It's the best odds in the house, I believe, in terms of like you're more likely to win that than any other game. It's the most fun to play because the entire table's yelling and screaming usually because they're all betting the same bets,

but your money goes so fast. You can be, you can put down $500 and it's gone in, I wanna say like 30 seconds. I hate gambling. I don't like it. It's awful. It's not bad. Thank you.

Yeah, it scares me. I'm very risk-averse in general, so I'm just like, I will let me pay. Vegas is already a ripoff, so like let me pay for something concrete. Like let me pay for a shitty meal that costs $40, but that's at least concrete. You can't just take my money for, and tell me it's cause it's fun. No, this is not fun. Yeah.

I'm not a big gambler. That's gonna be a change for something. I do like Vegas though, because I love a breakfast buffet, and I just have to go to Vegas for work all the time. And man, people were like, we're going gambling. I'm like, cool, I gotta wake up at seven because I'm gonna be spending three hours

in the breakfast buffet before the conference starts. Same. I do wanna see a scene real quick. So we're gonna see Aaron, you are going to be a, this is a first time crap stable, so it's all first timers, but Aaron, you also are running the crap stable and you're a first timer as well.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. All right, ladies and gentlemen, we'll have you roll first I think. Me? Yeah, green chips are either $15 or $100. Let's say 100.

Yeah, let's say 100. Great, and then we don't need cards for this, right? No, that's not right. That's not right. No, I want to say no, no, right? No, no? Does that mean we can not right. I want to say no, no, right? No. No? Does that mean we can keep the cards that you've already dealt? Yeah. Or do we have these back?

Okay. Try to play those at another table. Great. Okay. Instruction card. Here's how... I guess this is nothing. Yeah, this is for me. Hold on. There's like a hop-scotch thing here. There's like a hop-scotch thing here.

I think that is important for us. Oh, well, let me, here, I'll throw the die. Okay, now let me get up on the table and. I don't think you can get on the table. My mother told me to, huh? Too late. Oh, all right. Everyone gets a hundred.

That's great. Yeah. Wow. All right. All right. I'm just gonna walk by. If you roll, the number after six, it's bad. Yes, sir. Sorry, I don't want after six, it's bad, yes sir?

Sorry, I don't wanna be, I'm not trying to be immature, I'm not trying to make a joke out of this. I just noticed that whoever made this table, I don't know if this is in-house made, or if this is like you send away to a company, they mail this to you and you put it together. I noticed somebody wrote something gross on the table. It seems like one of the lines is called,

I don't wanna to say it. It says come on it, come line. Yeah, I wrote that. Oh, yeah, I wrote that. You wrote that? That's for later. That's for later. Okay, okay.

There's also a box that says hard eight Yeah, I don't know if we want to wait man. What did the kids saw that? Yeah? What if a kid saw that and then new come was real? What if I can't saw that and then new come was real This idea of a kid knowing that I think I think maybe give me back the money the chips Please you too stranger let me roll the dice let me back the money, the chips. You guys are sort of hurting my feeling. What you did, man, please. You too stranger. Let me roll the dice. Let me roll the dice. Let me roll the dice. Oh, let me use this little walking stick

to walk off the table and I'll hand you the walking stick and then you can use that. There you go. Is there a limit to how many dice I can roll? Mm-hmm. What do you think? I think it shouldn't. There shouldn't be. Yeah, so how many dice do you want to throw? And I think number is good. I like the 20 dice.

Oh great. Ma'am, do you have one of those 20 cited dice like the half or D&D? Ooh, I'm an elf. I don't. Oh. I think I quit. I think I want to go home. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no here. Okay, I'll roll with my eyes closed. I think that's pretty big disadvantage. And someone

will have to tell me what it says. Oh, hard eight, hard eight. Yes, we all win. See. That's literally how I felt this weekend. My favorite part of that was telling someone to bring their cards that they got dealt at this table to a different table. They're our cards, huh? Go to blackjack. and you pulled a card out of your pocket. Put some cards down. Sorry, I want to use my king here. There were let ladies, gave me these. There are no cards, right?

Crap's is dice. No cards are dice. No, it's dice. And you either roll the seven first and then you can never roll one again or everyone again. Oh, is there enough time? Can I carve out enough time right now? Because I want to burden the three of you with something I've been burdened with. I can't go through this alone.

This might be something, this might be common knowledge and I've just avoided it for 40 years. I found out the other day that if you take a deck of cards and you say you thoroughly shuffle it for a minute, when you're done shuffling, the order of the cards from top of the deck to the bottom of the deck has never existed before and will never exist again. That order is unique to you and they say, Adam, I am not joking. They say that if you thoroughly shuffle a deck of cards, there's more variations, there's more possibilities than there are atoms on earth.

Wait, what? Why? How do you explain magicians? What a weird lie. So you just gotta lie. Look it up. Please, please. Okay, isn't like the equation people do for this,

it's like, okay, I'm probably way off, but isn't it like, don't people do like 52 times 51 times 50? That doesn't work for this, I'm guessing, huh? Cause there's not what it is, it's not that. It's like 52 to the 51st power or something? Yeah, is that what it is or no? Because it is, but it's something, somehow, you know how they say like,

if I fold a dollar eight times, it reaches the moon. You know how people say that all the time No Okay, okay Aaron back me up from from McGill University and a credited Canadian University There are more ways to arrange a deck of cards than there are atoms on earth Huh now you all have to live how I live, how I've lived for the past two weeks, which is in constant terror. The Canadians just needed to mind their business

and stop these sorts of things. So weird. Someone call Rachel McAdams. Because I guess it's not just the 52, it's how like, so literally, right, so if all the decks were in order, okay, I guess I'm getting it a little bit because it's like not just He's spiraling. I really am falling apart. See, this is what I hate riddles. I hate this. It looks real out of control.

His face looks like when you take a helmet off an astronaut while they're in space. His eyes are bulging, there's barely coming out of his ears. Yeah, Google, I Googled, I went ahead and Googled McGill University controversy. It says, Tribune says it has divorced itself from McGill's violent racist origins. Oh my God. So that's who we're looking for for our card. Wait a minute, call it research?

I just can get divorced. I do want to see a scene. get divorced? I do want to see a scene. Uh, Manno, you are a college, Aaron, you are a different college. Uh, the two of you are getting a divorce in JPC. You are their child cut in the middle. Oh, um, hey, what's up? This is so fucking awkward. This is so awkward. Um, Stanford. You go, you go. I'm always talking first. I know we were trying to work on that.

I'm always talking first. No, it feels like you're, like where's the passion? Like I feel like when we're fighting, like it's okay, but Stanford, like when you get like kind of quiet and defeated, I feel like a little scared, a little freaked. Like this is always, this was always gonna be our issue, you know, you're a private, I'm public.

And like, I think that was really hot. That was really wonderful and rewarding them. Thank you. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, that was our energy. And I think we knew that at some point that this was gonna combust. Honey, can you be quiet in the back of your mom

and dad are trying to talk about their relationship? I can't wait until I'm 18 and I get accredited and I can just go off on my own. Okay, or whatever you decide, maybe you'll decide to be Montessori or maybe you'll decide. No, you will be an Ivy League school Cornell. That is your destiny. Do not do this. You go have fun on the West Coast Stanford. That's fine. We'll stay in the East Coast, a band in your destiny. Do not do this. You go have fun on the West Coast, Stanford. That's fine. We'll stay in the East Coast, abandon your family.

Oh, don't care. You go to a nice public school where you get to connect with the salt of the earth and meet real people and go for a cheaper rate, you know, because why? Why spend more? No. You have like a billion dollar endowment. Why are you trying to make me go to some, be something when I'm not?

Because I am a public school and I want you to be like me. Don't yell at him. He's sending me out. You know, you're putting garbage in his brain. You're trying to turn him into a roi. You're turning him into one of the roi little kids over there.

That's what you want. No, I'm just saying when your mom is Harvard, there are certain standards that you have to live up to. Your dad is Stanford, a bunch of hippies and losers, and your mom is Harvard. Cornel, I'm so glad you could come in and see me today. This all sounds pretty rough. Yeah, it's rough. Can I ask before we continue, how many credits do you have?

Oh boy, I am, it's mostly, I'm mostly an elective right now, but I'm probably, I know I'm like three credits shy. Yeah and I do, I have some bad news. Some of your credits from your previous therapist don't transfer? No. Yeah, I'm sorry. No, come on. Yeah, I'm sorry. No, come on. Yeah, I'm very sorry.

Did you see a therapist abroad for a while? Because that would also, a lot of times, I guess, don't carry. I have nine mimeing credits from my therapist abroad. Those don't transfer? Comedia del Arte. I don't know. I don't think he was a weird guy.

I think he just liked five. But Dr. I am pegley at you. Oh my. That's what they study in French colleges. Okay, here's your next riddle. Little Nancy Eddicoat in a white pedicote and a red nose. The longer she stands, the shorter she grows. Yes. Sorry, I just thought I'd try that. Yes, it's closed. There's something to do with a sunset or something. It is not a sunset. I think little Nancy Eddacote in a white pedicote and a red nose, the longer she stands, the

shorter she grows. This is describing... This is a candle. Yes. Yeah. I guess, I guess Wixer knows, is that, or like the flame? I can't, y'all, okay, can I just say, I can't believe there's this many riddles in the world.

Like y'all been doing this for like five-ish, six-ish years. Mm-hmm. Yes, and we, in the last couple of years, we've really eaked it down to, I'd say, one riddle per episode. So, here's the other thing we've done, Mano, is we have repeated a bunch of riddles like that one. That one could be a repeat.

And what we've done is we've made peace with that. And we've said, go with God. And people still say, hey, you've repeated that one. And we say, plus you, thank you. We know. We love you. We love you. I didn't know if there were just millions of riddles.

And what is it? Do you guys still like riddles? Is my question to you? Oh God, no, oh God. And in the last year we did. And this year I think we're all apathetic towards them. There's really only 100 riddle structures. And then you can change some of the words

and some of the nouns in it. But there's only four answers. Yeah, kind. The four answers are cloud, shadow, candle. Silence. Silence. Rose in bar. That's number five.

Rose in bars. Yes. Always this is. I think we all have a complicated relationship with riddles and that I think every once in a while, we will hear one where we're like, wow, we've never heard that before. That's wow, what a riddle.

And it makes it kind of all worth it. When you have one that just stands out. I do think we should at some point pivot. And maybe this is the episode. We should pivot to where the podcast is every episode. So many brings in a big old fact that they've been keeping them up all night and then the other three doubt that person.

Or they mentally worked through it. Hey, factoid, factoid. Oh, okay. I'm just a total rebrand. Oh, I don't hate it. That is, I'm just fascinated by that. I'm not trying to give you guys like a therapy session, but also I have to, I want to know everything.

Now that you know riddles, do you want to write riddles? Are you trying to create your own riddles? See, I've written riddles for the show before, and I found it very fun and very challenging to do. Now, when they come out, they're not good. Like, they're not. No one's like, great riddles, GBC, but they're fun, I think they're fun to write.

I think you have to write. So you start with an answer, so say the answer is gonna be dice. You have to start with something where you're like, I tumble the upon the sands of green. And then you have to put it through a nonsense machine because when you first write a riddle, you're like, it's so glaringly obvious.

You have to put it through a total nonsense machine. And then by the time you do that, it's impenetrable. And that's how you make, that's how everyone makes riddles. I also think it's interesting because our listeners are a pretty even 50-50 split between please stop doing riddles. And how dare you not, you only did three riddles that episode that wasn't nearly enough. You can't call yourself a riddle podcast. So it's like trying to balance those two things.

So that last riddle though, for example, that was a lie. You know what I mean? You're telling me there's a girl wearing a pedicote. That's not a riddle. That's a lie. A lot of riddles are lies. Mono, let me ask you. Say, so Mono, you're at a birthday party. Yeah. There's a, somebody's bringing out the cake. There's a candle. The person next to you goes, well, well, well, if it isn't little Nancy Edit-Cote and her white Petticoat and you go, excuse me, I'm here for Sarah's birthday and they go,

nah dude, I'm talking about the candle. I slap, I smack them in the mouth. And I hope I knock a tooth out. I hope it would do them good if they learned from saying some stupid shit like that to me. You got my, you got my riddle correct I think I think basically what we're saying is this show is a safe space for riddles because in most of life If you came up to somebody like little Nancy had a coat sitting on the penny coat

They could hit you in the mouth that would be okay But here on the show, nobody gets hit. We just do the riddles, just do the riddles. We're all nice. All right, we'll do one more. We'll do one more and then we'll take a little break. So here's your next riddle. Only one color but not one size.

Stuck at the bottom yet easily flies. Present in sun but not in the rain, doing no harm and feeling no pain. What am I? Shadow? Yeah, you said that one of the four answers was shadow and this one is absolutely shadow. Oh, sorry. Can you say it again just for my delight?

The little only one color but not one size. Stuck at the bottom yet easily flies. Present in sun but not in the rain. I think that's the big tip off right there. Doing no harm and feeling no pain. What am I? Yeah, well, that is so funny. Feeling no pain is often shadow as well. I do want to say a very quick scene before we go to break. This is based off the line. Whatever it was always in the sun, but never in the rain or whatever that line was. We can't know. JPC and mono you, you are two friends. You're out, maybe having a stroll,

just walking around town. And it starts to rain. And JPC, you can't really be out in the rain for whatever reason, so you do have to try and get out of that situation. Dude, that movie was so fun. Like, I actually like it. It, for me, it's one of the better marvels.

Yeah, hey, should we call it Uber? I know it's like, it's, it's,s. Yeah, hey, should we call it Uber? I know it's like it's it's Warmer whatever, but should we just call it Uber and just maybe call it Uber? No, I'm so full You know how I really oinked out on those nachos. I hate to be that bitch But like I don't mind walking a little bit walking it off, you know sure it's just it might rain It's like you are looking like you are are you what do you do? And it's like, you are looking like, you are, what do you, what's up? You, you're looking like a sky.

It's such a, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Wait a minute, it doesn't matter. Let's walk, let's walk, let's rescue. Yeah, let's walk, it's fine. I mean, it drizzles a little. Yeah. I mean, especially here in LA, we need the rain, you know?

It's gonna pass, right? It'll pass. Hey, have you ever played, uh, yeah, are you familiar with the game? Like the floor is lava, like stupid, but we used to play it when we were kids. It's like, yeah. Yeah, yeah, familiar. It's, I have a version that I like to play sometimes, but with awnings and the sky is lava. And so it's like, we try to walk home, but we're trying to stay under awnings the whole way home

I that's a fun idea. I don't know if this walk will provide enough awnings. I mean do you want to do you want to try? Yeah, I mean I'd rather Are you a fucking vampire? What is going on dude? I was also I was talking about this awesome Marvel movie we just saw and you're not even engaging What is up? Yeah, I'm sorry. I didn't movie we just saw and you're not even engaging. What is up? Yeah, I'm sorry. I didn't want to correct you. It's a Sony movie Like the morebias is a Marvel character, but it's a Sony movie And I think I think maybe us watching morebias confused you as to what a vampire is as well

Which is you know because obviously the movie fucked it up so bad Honestly dude, I'm sorry. Can you keep it Honestly, dude. Can you keep a secret? Yeah. So, remember like last week when I said that I found that, like, hand doctor who was finally gonna fix, like, my knuckle problem that I was having. Yeah. He was actually way more expensive than I thought,

and so I had to go to a different doctor, and he basically he gave me chocolate knuckles so I can't if they get wet my fingers kind of just fall on. So this is how chocolate. Well well well it isn't little chocolate knuckles. Hey buddy where are you going? No no where are you going huh?

Where are you going? No no no no. Come on we're just trying to get in the awnings man. Please let's Please alone. I just want my friend here chocolate nuggles to walk me home Aren't you walk me home? Dib shit. No, no, no, don't don't bully him. Please please please the wood clear get the wood clear See oh man a JPC I could not have predicted that choice I literally was over here guessing I'm like is he gonna be made of chalk and then Oh man, JPC I could not have predicted that choice. I literally was over here guessing.

I'm like, is he gonna be made of chalk? And then you call it like chocolate knuckles. I thought it was gonna be that you were bitten by a raindrop. And then that's from there. Yeah. Chocolate knuckles. Chocolate knuckles, which is the new, I'm, hold on. I'm googling.

Okay, here's, here's my, Sega has a new game. There it is. Yes. Charlie, I'm right in with the chocolate knuckles. You talk about movie theater food, and the only thing that I ever get at movie theaters is occasionally I'll get bunch of crunch,

and bunch of crunch kinda looks like a knuckle. And so I was thinking about, it's like a goiter, it's like chocolate goiters. Yeah, I actually maybe have to get my knuckles checked, because they look exactly like bunch of crunch. Yeah, I actually maybe have to get my knuckles checked. Because they look exactly like bogey crunch. We'll get those checked. You get those checked and the rest of us are going to oink down some Nestle chocolate goiters and we'll be right back

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But how? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Hey, Rick, I'll break your... Oh, no. All right, we're back and it's time to oink down a couple more riddles.

Here we go. This is... Put them in my trot daddy. I feel like I selected these riddles a long time ago and I didn't read ahead before today's recording. I'm just going to go right into it. This is really, I love this. I'm as small as an ant.

As big as a whale, I approach like a breeze, but can come like a gale. Gross. By some I get hit, but all have known fear, shown fear, I'll dance to the music though I can't hear of names. I have many of names. I have one. I'm as slow as this nail, but for me, you can't run what am I? I want to say water. It's water. I think based just based off come like gale. I think it's Oprah. It's always interesting, Adam, because you can pinpoint the second you stop listening to her. Oh, wait.

You hear that? That is the truest, Hey, Riddle Riddle phenomenon as you can moat. Well, he's thinking about puns. He's thinking about wordplay. Yeah, hold on. Oh, man. Small water.

Small water. It could be cloud like you said too, right? Could be cloudy. Could be gas or something. It's not cloud, it's not gas and it's not water. It could be cloud like you said too right? Could be clouding. I could be gas or something. It's not cloud, it's not gas and it's not water. A smalls water is kind of close to real. What's the most helpful line you think in your opinion? Ooh.

And it's not animal man is it? It's not animal. I like line. Come line, come line. I like I'm as slow as a snail. Stop saying come line. I'm as slow as a snail stops and con line I'm as slow as a snail, but for me you can't run. I like that one I think that one might be the most helpful slow is a snail from oh death time The death

It follows the thing from it follows yeah the Bob a Duke the Bob a Duke No, it's not it's not any of those things. It's not time or death at the Boba Duke. Is it the Boba Duke? No, it's not. It's not any of those things. It's not time or death at the Boba Duke. Well, I went to Baba NC State, but close. I went to Baba Gonzaga. It's crazy to hear it again. And Baba Gonzaga. That's what they call it. I'm a weird, right? Baba Gonzaga. Yeah, that's, it's a, what, eggplish, a, pre,ate eggplayer hummus is chickpeas bobgob By the way, I fucking love bovaganish. I think bovaganish is my favorite food to say

I like couscous couscous is fun to say Kakao von Who's? Who's who's fun to say? Who's? Uh-huh. Cucavan. Ooh, that's very fun to say. What's Cucavan? It's that like French chicken dish. Yeah. Oh, okay. It's chicken and wine.

Yeah. Chicken and wine. You get a chicken drunk and then? I actually love to see you seen. Adel, you are taking your best friend Mono out and Mono, you are chicken and you're getting a little over served to your little drunk. Hmm. Alright, so this is the place, um, it's called Food Lala, which, uh, I'm-

We can go somewhere else, you wanna go somewhere else? No, sounds good. Let's go. Food Lala. Okay, let's- I got us the chef's table, okay. All right. Mmm, you order. You order for me. Okay.

Um, obviously don't want you to eat that. Obviously don't want you to eat that. Obviously don't want you to eat that. Obviously don't want you to eat that. Hi, I'm Ben. Hi, waiter. We're excited to have you at food la la. Of course, there's no substitutions tonight,

and I did see from your reservation that you are doing the wine pairing as well. Yes. Yes. Do you have a, um, sorry, Ben, can you lean down a little bit? Yes, I'm, yes, sorry. I'm very tall. Do you have any dishes without sugar?

All of you saying honey? All of the wine is in free. If your partner here. I would hope so. Oh, this is my friend. This is my best friend. Yeah, we're friends. We get that a lot though.

We get that a lot. People like, are you guys like fucking so hard? And we're like, no. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. They people say that. Old people. The word thing is, is they always add so hard,

which is such a specific addition to that, where it's like, if they confuse us for dating, sure. But they always say it's so hard. It's so hard. I said partner because you're both wearing shirts that say tshirtparty.com. And so I just assumed you were in business together. Yeah, we are.

We are. tshirtparty.com. We are, t-shirt party.com. We got kicked out of Shark Tank. I would say humiliated at the Shark Tank. They called us charlatans, famous cowards. They dress us down, which for us, because we sell t-shirts was great at first. But then, market human has the strength of a bear.

He picks me up, I believe it. Spun me like a little plate, cost me out into the street. What is the business idea for tshirtparty.com? Is it just a tshirt? What is it? So, okay, so we come to your house. Okay, your house.

We come to your house. Come to your house. Can you throw in a party? Let me, let's start there. You ever throw in a party? Yeah. And you're like, what am I gonna wear? What am I gonna wear? What am I gonna wear?

What am I gonna wear? And it's always like the, someones like the space or dinosaur. Oh my God. Space or dinosaur. Oh no, what if I only stressed? Yes. Where do you know more?

Worry no more. Look, T-shirt party.com has your back covered literally. And your front. And so, you, D-shirtparty.com, you decide what shirt everyone at the party wears and we, we size it and tailor it on the spot. That's right. Size it and tailor it on the spot. Honestly, this, this is, sounds awesome.

Or the shark's painted it. Sharks. So get it. After Mark Cuban throws him, Barbara Corcoran comes up to me and digs her he high heel into my dick. She's grinding my pelvis into his penis. And can I, Ben, can you lean on a second? Do you, yeah, I'm sorry. Ben, sorry, can you lean on a second? I will. Give me one second. Do you, and chickens, and chickens have, well, and chickens have, get, hey, give it to him. It's a Kloika, but give it to him. It's a Kloakea, but give it to him.

Hey, listen, Barbara also cut his head off, and that was a couple of weeks ago. And he's... Oh my god. He's still going. I don't know. So, I keep trying to get him drunk. The wine goes in in his beak and out the neck. And it is... I don't know what to do. He's clearly... Excuse me, I'm so sorry. My wife and I across the restaurant couldn't help but notice are you don't ask it don't ask it like So much no So much man, thank you so much

We are fucking so much, but not so hard. Oh Sorry, are you fucking like so hard? No, damn it. See. I picture Gary Larson wouldn't dare. Gary Larson wouldn't dare have a frame of a man at a restaurant called Food Lala with the head of a chicken getting drunk. He wouldn't have a kid. He's a coward.

Gary Larson is an athlete. I can't wait for the season of Shark Tank where they hate an idea so bad. They just start beating up the people who got into the picture. Right. Yes, sorry, Aaron. That scene really went in an 18 different direction. No, it was heaven to me. Mark gets up to have it now.

The kids start wailing out the guys. It's like, it's worth the lawsuit. I know there's cameras everywhere. It doesn't matter. I can handle that. Lori is holding them back, while he... Yeah. other guys like it's worth the lawsuit. I know there's cameras everywhere. It doesn't matter. I hate the old things. I hate the old things. I will try this one more time. I'm as small as an ant as big as a whale. I'll approach like a breeze, but can come like a gale. By some I get hit, but all have shown fear.

I'll dance to the music, though I can't hear of names. I have many of names. I have one. I'm as slow as a snail, but for me you can't run what am I? Fire, air, pain, pleasure. Pain, I got iron. I got iron. What is something? What if God made me so slow? Feels like it.

Feels like it. Now, Aaron, what does that mean? I never know. Are you kidding? I agree with you, Aaron. It's like, yeah, the delayed gratification of God is something supposed to all believe in. Yeah, I'm waiting. Go to church. The pastor's like, God, could you speed it up a little bit please?

Truly. You coming back or not? Yeah. You can't keep holding this table for you. Right. The meek shall inherit the earth. The wind is that. You're going to happen.

TikTok, God. TikTok. Okay. Okay. You're trying to think of a hit. Everyone's scared of it. Everyone's scared of it. Is that helpful or just... Some people's scared of it. Everyone's scared of it. Is that helpful or does some people are scared of it?

But some people are. Okay, hi. Is this something living? Is it organic material? No, it's not something living. But it's also some time. It's close to a reflection. Ooh, you're so.

It's something, it's something that's a part of you, but not really, but like, your name. Your name. Oh, that thing, that thing you did like 17 years ago in high school and you're like, why did I do that or see it? I don't, don't stop.

Every night before I go to bed, I lay in bed with my eyes open going like, why did I say that? Uh huh. Is it cool? Is it cool? Is it cool? Is it cool?

Is it cool? No is it? Is it? Oh, is it? Oh, is it? Oh, is it? Oh, is it? Oh, is it? Oh, is it? Oh, is it?

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Looks better. Have the podcast without Jasper, Jasper, folks. Yeah, I was there. Here's my factoid today, to doi. To doi, no. Did you know that the joke, why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side? The joke is, is that the chicken's gonna get hit and die and go to, quote unquote, the

other side, uh, heaven or whatever you believe in. And that's, and that's the joke. That's not the joke. That is the joke. The chicken cross the road to get to, quote unquote, the other side, the other side being the afterlife. That's the joke. Now I did not wait.

That was blowing my whole mind. I took it out of their side. Wait, that was blowing my whole mind. Take a look at the other side. Wait, why didn't I know this? I know why did nobody knew this? No, I found out. Okay, wait, go ahead. Oh, please, please. No, you guys talk.

I'm gonna look this up. Okay, look this up. You see McGill University has to say, I bet. They comment on every race. McGill, no, I've, you probably know this, but I recently discovered that like blood is thicker than water is a phrase that's always misused.

Yes, it's the blood of, it's covenant. The blood of the covenant is stronger than water of the womb. Yes, so it's basically saying your friends. Yes, your friends are more important to you than your birth family or your biological family. Right, but it's a little bit of context. Yes. And that way, I do think, yes. And that weird.

I do think that blood is thicker than water. Intuitively, I'm not like, oh yeah, the water, the womb, and the blood, I'm not, who's going there? Who's brain is going there? We all know. I'm in the water, the womb. I guess we'll start with the risotto and some bread sticks.

I don't know, can I have a water of the womb? We have still sparkling and womb. Can you bend down, sorry. Sorry, can you bend down here? I always say that's the way, waiters, I say, because they, they loom over you. It's a whole power. It's a power trip.

They try and stand and loom over you. And I always say, can you lean down here? Can you lean down? I'm not gonna look up at you. I'm not gonna raise my neck. Sir. Sorry, when you're done with that customer over here, sir. Sir.

Yes, yeah. Yes. Hi. Oh, I'm sorry. I ordered extra blood on my dish, and it's like, this is extra blood. Do you mind letting a little bit more? You look healthy. Do you mind letting? I don't mind, but just so you know,

if you order it well done and that extra blood, it's gonna, this is how it comes. This is what well done extra blood looks like. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Yes. I know, I'm the chef. You ordered the pig moda, right? This is pig moda.

What do you expect pig moda to do? It sauces itself constantly. I know you're talking to me, Chef. I know you're not talking to me, Chef, because I'm a little behind. So, I was thinking of behind. I was playing a tune out of your mouth. I do like a customer calling the chef Chef.

I think that that's so funny. It's like, the sous chefs and stuff, they would absolutely call it the chef, but a customer like, excuse me, chef. I've done my research and it was about a minute. So I think I'm an expert at this point. Wow. Seems like a lot of publications recently

have been claiming that that is the meaning behind the joke is the other side being the afterlife. But the riddle first appeared in an 1847 edition of the Nicarbocker, a New York City monthly magazine, and it didn't seem like that was the intended meeting the first time it was told. But it's 150 years old, maybe more, 170 years old. Didn't seem, hold on.

Your whole basis for me being wrong is it didn't seem? No, but the people who, if you read the, okay, okay. Aaron, Brad, a biography of the guy who wrote it. Why does a chicken cross the street because it wants to get to the other side? Was the original. And the intention was to be subvert the expectations of it's a non-joke joke

because he just wants to be over there. This is what is the whole more. Yeah. But things that attention can change in jokes. Yes. Yes. It can both can be funny. Both can be true. I am. I will get silent on it.

By the way, they had nothing to say about that. Cowards. Wow. Well, probably because they got canceled for being colonized. Yeah. Motherfuckers. Monstersons take it to the streets. We have... I think some of these riddles that Jasper said we've done before.

But those maybe we've done before or not, but I'm going to skip to the last one because they're all new to mono, right? Yeah. That's the beauty of having a guest, right? Here we go. This one I hate. So if I'm glad I'm not doing it. I'm reading it so that later, and in a later episode, would like, Addle,

reading riddles are errands. They're like, no, I think we just did this what we can't do. We just look good. Kevin and Susie Puzzy have six daughters. And each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Pussy family altogether? Is this including the parents, Kevin and Susie?

Wait a second, dead stop, dead stop. Adel, you include your parents and your family? Okay, I guess someone has had something fucked up happen in their past. I guess your parents are still big parts of your family. Okay. Well, they were both community colleges, so they stay together. It was easier to just stay together. I do think that the parents are included in the family count. I do think so. Um, well, it's not the obvious. Six daughters. So what's the ass hole? I think it's nine, right? If all the, if it's two parents, six daughters, so each

daughter has one brother, if there's just one brother, they all have the one brother. I mean, they fucking hate him and they bully him and they make him, you know, they put makeup on him and you know. Wait, your number was nine based on his guess is nine. Yeah, so six daughters, one brother, and the one brother serves as the plus one for all his sisters. Wait, what? He's going to prom with all his sisters. Oh, I was You're going from with all of his sisters?

I want to say a seed. Adel, you are the one brother. We're going to be playing the six sisters, but we all have different school dances tonight, and you're supposed to be accompanying all of us to the various school dances. Love it. Tommy, why do you have all these disguises in your bag?

No reason. no reason. Melissa, this is, what was the Sadie Hawkins? Let's, do you want to get the picture? What do you want to do? Hurry, hurry, hurry. You're wearing a fake mustache. You're just, I know you're my brother. Wait, what is she?

You're wearing a different type. What is this? Excuse me, I'm the principal. Are you telling me that your brother asked you to the Sadie Hawkins dance? That's the dance, right? Sadie Hawkins is the one with the guy asks, is that right? No, the girl asks, I ask. The girl asks.

That's why it's so wild. Okay, yeah, it's just a little less insane. Okay, okay. I needed a tall date, I'm the tallest girl in my grade. Excuse me. Oh, hold up. I'll be right back, I'll be right back. Hey Regina, I'm here.

I'm here. Where are you? Let me take off my mustache and put a big band I hate under both of my eyes. Hey, hey, it's good. Um, where do you wear? I wear at the football ball. Where do you wear? Are you not at there? There I was tackling everyone on the dance floor. And then I look like a bitch because my date is there. You don't, you don't look like a bitch. I don't know why they just called it the football. That would have been what? Um, what? Let let's get a let's get a quick dance in

Or cheer I don't know what they do here at the football ball You Tommy oh Hey Courtney let me rip off the band-aids and put a mop on my head like a big old wig Hey Courtney, what's up? What's up dance with me so we can make my up? Dance with me so we can make my crush jealous. Dance with me so we can make my crush jealous. Oh yeah, okay. Um, where do you want my hands? I'm sorry I have to ask this. Ugh, ew, get out of here, nowhere. Yes, it worked. Ah, ah, ah, ah, get your- get off of me!

Ah, I can't believe I got kicked out of the Tom Sellick Ball! Where's Tommy? Oh, oh my gosh, no, Daphne, hey, what- where are you outside? Tommy, I just got kicked out of the ball, You're half an hour late and where's your mustache? Up puts it back on dresses up like Mr. Baseball underrated movie. Hey How about well you don't how about I go take you for a malt? Tommy Shit, it's my adopted Irish sister

Wait out of you, where at the Mrs. Ditchfear bowl Tommé! Shit, it's my adopted Irish sister. Where are you? Where are the Mrs. Dutefeer bowl? Where are your Spoustages? Like Mrs. Dutefile in a half and running to the room? Hey, Shavan. Where are you? Tosarun by Dancing! Where are you?

Oh, I can't... Okay, let me... I'll put some green baseball outfit and a green mustache. Um, here's the... Where the belt is through the higgins? Oh, you're hot! You who, Tommy? You gotta come do the Squier Day!

It's with me, your other sister! Come on, Tommy! It's my adopted cowboy doll come to life from Toy Story 2. Uh, boy, hey! Hey, um! Hey, uh, Ben's down to pick you up, but put you on my hands. Hey, and somebody love me. Hey, where do we do?

Hey, where is my Tommy? Where my brother Tommy? Oh, uh, uh! Oh, no,, where is my Tommy? Where my brother Tommy? Oh, duh. Oh no, it's my two sisters, the one that laughs. First thing she just kind of laughs the whole time, like, yeah, sister-licious crumb. Maybe we just, there we go, see the right sister-licious. Oh no, it's their legs. Oh boy. Sister Lace's Chrome does sound like a Kesha song.

It does. Like a title, yeah. Kesha got a new album out. I don't know if people would listen. Oh, I don't know. I don't know. gag order just came out. Well, remember about a month ago, about a tent this comes out.

Remember her last album she had that song where she hit that note that like, she had have broken all the glass in the world. That was it. I know I haven't heard that one. Oh, yeah Great voice. Yes, very good. Yes, I think she's in Mensa That's my factory what's the name? She's an X-Men What do you think men's She's an X-Men. Why does that have to be too? Wait, what do you think Mensa is? Mintsa, the organization, the bald guy, the wheelchair,

he glistens. The guy who comes in and says, I'm juggernaut bitch. Mintsa. That's Mintsa. No, you're right. It's Mintsa. No, I'm right. And Adel's right in more ways than one because the answer is nine.

Yes, there are nine people in the family, Adel. I forgot. We were doing a riddle. And what can I just say? Can I just say, what is a family, if not two community colleges coming together to give birth to a son, three daughters, a Irish adopted daughter, a little doll come to life

and a big old job of the sister and sister like just crumb All right, Addle I'm gonna check. Okay. No, so the website still says you're still canceled But keep trying because you're on your way. I feel like the more of these you do to end episodes the it's gonna you're gonna get Anything now they're gonna uncancellia is this because of what I called previous families? What I said previous families could. Yes, about family structures previously. I said, a family could be a McGill College. And. Ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha. Uh, okay. Hey, um, well, we'll do one more, Rital. Yes. I think, I think that we have done this one before, but I, I, I like this one. Okay. There was a greenhouse inside the Okay. There was a greenhouse.

Inside the greenhouse there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there are a lot of babies. Spamoney. Finally answer. Spamoney. Spamoney. Spamoney.

That girl is just Spamoney. I think I know the answer so I will refrain from saying it. Spamoney. Another great answer know the answer, so I will refrain from saying it. Spamoney, another great answer to foods that sound really fun. Yeah, that's a funny one. Spamoney. A red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red,

red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, It's great. For Todd is a good one. For Tata. For Tata. For Tata. For Tata.

Oh, what's the Spanish dish? The Spanish dish with the rice that gets caught on some of this. Paya, yeah. Paya, yeah, that's fun. That might be my favorite. Because whenever you order it, you can't help it be like, sir, can I have the paya, yeah.

Like it sounds like you're, it sounds like in the middle of a song, someone might be like, 2023, paya, yeah, like it just sounds like a hype man word or something. It's very out of this atop is place by us that has great pie. So if you're a pie in there, we gotta go and we gotta hit up this. Near us. You got it.

It's your office. Yes, yes, please. It's at all. You are gonna shit. It is 10 minutes away from me. It is 10 minutes away. I don't wanna go if I'm gonna shit. Yeah.

I will not eat food if it's gonna make me shit. Here's what I'll say. You said Spam make me shit. Here's what I'll say. You said Spamoni, mano. Here's what I'll say. Think more along the lines of, I guess, Sherbert or Italian ice or. Okay, bubble gum. Is it oysters?

Pichnicks. This is very famous at Pichnicks. What else? Oh, Galligar. Well, he's... March ants. Don't think about Caligar, but... Don't think about Caligar.

Addle, you're getting re-cancelled. So Aaron, you know what it is, I take it. Yeah, I think it might be. You should... Watermelon. Overall. Yeah. Interesting.

And the seeds are the babies of the watermelon. Now, is that a fact that's blowing everyone's mind, huh? The baby. There are more watermelon seeds in a single watermelon than the depths of cards. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm just happy, right? Then atoms in the history of our universe.

There's more atoms in Marvel movies and Chris' movies. Okay, you know what? Thank you, Mono. You did a great job with that one. I think we've done it before, but you absolutely nailed it. We've never had an answer so good on the show. And that's it. That's the last riddle. That's the last riddle. You probably have to do for like a year. Congratulations, Mono. Must be nice.

Thank you. Yeah. It seems nice. I wish you all luck. I wish you all a variety. I wish you all luck. I wish you all variety. I wish you, I wish you, I wish it was my variety is the best for a riddle podcast. Wishing us varieties the best. I wish you variety. That's my last piece. I hope you dance. Which is what a variety sounds like something

that you would say to someone as they're like getting kicked off of drag race. Be like, I wish you variety. Okay, here's my pitch. Maybe it's like a call to arms. Can you get people who speak different languages to send you translated riddles? Cause that open up a world for you.

Or if we could get, yeah. Yes. Germaners. Any Germaner Scandinavian listeners, I feel like Germany and the Scandinavian countries have more riddles per capita than any other country. I believe. Yeah. Yeah. That's a brilliant idea. Thank you, my minddles per capita than any other country. I believe. Yeah.

Yeah. That's a brilliant idea. Thank you, my man. We will take any of those. Go ahead and Google translate those riddles and send them right over to us, dear listeners, because unfortunately, we have a lot of X-Men out there that listen to the show,

so they're way smarter than us. They've got a lot of languages. Yeah. Let me come in here in my little wheelchair. Hello, I'm here to talk to chocolate knuckles. My name is Charles Xavier. I'm a professor. I'm a professor X the X it used to be professor of McGill College, but I just said X now because they got I'd love I'd love to come with you, but it rained and so I know chef. I have I like a plane about chocolate knuckles. I wish there's next to him just named chef And it's what's his name the guy

the guy Happy from John John fevro it's just John fevro What's that, what's that, what's that, what's that, what's that, what's that, Yeah, go listen to drag her. If you like drag or reality TV and especially the show RuPaul's Drag Race, it's a good old queer dumb time with everyone enjoys whether you're gay, straight or questioning, come laugh and scream at the one of the craziest shows that's ever existed.

RuPaul's Drag Race with us on Drag Her. Can't wait. Uh, at all. Anything that you have to plug. Yes. Uh, anything by Jean-Smonsoon. That's my favorite, uh, Drag Race contestant of all time. Yeah.

Gonna go see her. She's unbelievable. She just had a stand up, uh, special release. And then I'm gonna go see her at the Chicago theater. She just had a stand up special release, and then I'm gonna go see her at the Chicago Theater. Who fun? Somewhere in there, very excited. Also check out the podcast Hello from the Magic Tavern. If you're interested in some more weird improv,

and also the podcast, tell me about it, where we interview people about the things they love. JPC has been on Janet Varney, Jeff Recranor, Matt Young, Lauren ship and all kinds of fun folks. So check that out, tell me about it podcast. Aaron, do you have anything you would like to play? Just wanna say, follow us on social media. If you haven't, at heyrittlerittle on Twitter and Instagram.

And if you wanna email us riddles, hrpodcastatgmail.com, not hrpodcast because JPC did that bit for a while and it's not good. So I just don't read those emails. Yeah, I think that's it. I did want to plug one more thing at the fence and listeners of the show. No, we have a patreon. We do an episode in the off-week, but patreon just announced a new thing where now you can do a free trial. You can do like a seven day free trial. So if you've never done the Patreon, or if you, I think it's,

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I just noticed that cocaine sales skyrocketed. Good, I'm gonna go, this is coming out of the vid so I could buy stock at cocaine, okay, be arrested. I also have a special not shout out that I want to get. This one goes out to Will. Will, what is wrong with you? First of all, don't date people on your improv team. Secondly, you cannot break up with someone on your improv team

via the group chat. It's not even that it's cowardly, which it is. It's just fucking weird will. So here's your punishment. You cannot listen to the show until you apologize. The person who ratted on you told me that you listed at the show, that is my decision person who ratted on you told me that you listened to the show, that is my decision.

Do better, Will. Do better. Wow. Will. I think in Will College. Ha ha. Aaron McGill College actually started a new campus. It's somewhere where they're not in as much hot water.

It's kind of, I guess it's not on Earth. Do you know where their new campus is? Yes, it's in Jupiter. By forever. It's a fun factoid of the day. Hey there Trilogy's and Silicice, if you like that you're gonna love this week's Patreon. We keep the Trilogy rolling with JPC's favorite things bracket. You can listen to that plus our entire back catalog at patreon.com slash Hey Riddle Riddle by joining the clue crew for $5 a month or the review crew and you get those ad for your episodes for $8 a month. See you there! That was a headgun podcast.