Hey Riddle Riddle - #258: Some Like it Hoth!

Episode Date: June 28, 2023

Just get home from an Ewok of shame? Had a wild Carbonite on the town? Well get ready for a SmorgasPorg of riddles, improv and most importantly...puns!  Starring: Adal Rifai John Patrick Coan Erin Keif Editing by:  Casey Toney Theme by:  Arne Parrott Logo by:  Emily Kardamis & Emmaline Morris Want more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon! Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & prints Want to mail us something?  Hey Riddle Riddle  6351 W Montrose Ave #267 Chicago, IL, 60634 Want to leave us a voicemail? Call (805) RIDDLE-1 or (805-743-3531) Want to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fm This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/riddle and get on your way to being your best selfSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a headgun podcast. And the Lord is in right hand. I'm in right hand. I'm in right hand. I'm in right hand. I'm in right hand. I keep it for a break a break. Oh. All right, slabs. Please welcome to the stage your first dancer.

Addle, strip five. Woo, woo, woo, woo. Oh, sorry, I have to sing my own song. No, I'll be providing, it's not really a song as much as it is the poem you requested me to read, right? Yes, please. Whenever you're ready and I'll interpret, interpretive dance. Roses are red.

Violets are blue. Shh, I've got a big ass, and I'll shake it for you. Yeah, mm-mm. Defidels are yellow. Uh-huh. Violets still blue. Mm-hmm.

My ass is getting bigger. Ta-cha! And I'm shaking it! A new... Dunk-dunk! Other flowers have colors! Ooh! Violets are still blue!

I think you know where this is going! Oh, got! So how about you tip me a two? Ooh, that's a nickel! Lots of nickels from the house! Alright, remember! Oh, got. So how about you tip me a two? Mm-hmm. Ooh, lots of nickels. Lots of nickels from the house. All right, remember, underhand, underhand of those nickels. Underhand, underhand.

Underhand, underhand. Underhand. Man, you have been warned, underhand of those nickels. But what if I want to hit them with nickels? Thanks for coming, Gemma. I'm so next. Up next to the stage. Hold on, I had Adelstrip Fy ready.

Hold on, we've got J splits C coming up to the stage. Woo! Obviously not me on the announcer, so it can't be me. So, it's not me, I'm, I'm at a strip five. James Blitz C has me, what, what, what, what of you? What a who? I can't be me, because I can't do the splits. Huh.

Well, no, it, maybe we start like a clap, like, one of those like, like, amp up the crap like oh no Oh no, amp up the crap swabs slabs in the crap I've just been handed a note Jay's let's see has been recalled To active duty. Oh, okay. I thought he's like an Android or something Oh, okay, I thought he was like an android or something. Is this a strip club? No, it's this.

This isn't part of the show. This is sad news that I'm- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, calls that a military. I don't I don't necessarily know he's an army in the fight for his mental health. He's a helicopter pilot. Just so we're all clear. Which I have a bachelor at party. We really want to throw nickels as hard as we can. Can you get back to the show? He's he's weren't a beanie with a propeller, but I don't know if that makes him a helicopter. He's not here. The show must go on. All right, Jeff, it's time for you to step in. Slabs of the club. Please welcome your next dancer to this stage.

Okay, Jeff, come on. Bear, bear skin, Keith. It's probably, it's probably bear like B-A-R-E, bear skin, Keith. But make sure you spell it for me. I'm Jeff. I know, but you're also good. This is the worst opening we've ever done. Ha ha ha. Hey, dad's in grads. It's hey, we're the real love now or a five. Hey, dad's in grad. Hey, dad's in grads.

I'm dad will or a five. We missed, we missed Father's Day. We were just talking about it. We were just talking about it. It's slipped us, it slipped us, buy? It slipped us, it slipped us by.'s let it buy us it's let us buy Huh, I think slip by is the Medical sir by I gotta ask you guys when it's lost in me to a strip club

2018 maybe 2017 2017 2017 okay 2011 2012 went to VIPs next to the I.O. Theater. Vips. Oh, you know what? I was probably there in 2017, 2018. I never I never went to VIPs. I think I probably it's probably I don't I think it's probably been at least 10 years I never went to a strip club in Chicago last time I went to a strip club was an Indianapolis, but this last weekend I went and saw a burlesque show. Oh, this is one. Yeah, I went and saw a star wars themed burlesque show May the force breasts with you or something. I got my god

It was called the Empire Strips back, but may the forced breasts with you is also very That's that I think that they a bunch of them were saying that was the alt title I walked into a conversation a bunch of them were having when they were talking about how that might have been the Alt title. Return of the bed guys. I don't know. I will say though, uh, uh, burlesque show is, uh, is, is very different from a strip club. Um, but maybe not client del wise all the time. Tituene, Tituene, sorry. Tituene, Tituene, Tituene was. Oh, you know who just passed away today? Burlesc, Goni, Burlesc, Skoni? Might be my new character.

So that's the other thing. It's like, I don't think burlesc dancers do like drag names because burlesc Goni is like a good burlesc name, but I don't think that's like a drag name for a burlesc performance, you know? How was the show? How was the show? I will say. I have two, a piece of for a burlask performance. How was the show? How was the show? I will say.

I have two pieces of. Job of the buff. Job of the buff is good too. But again, I don't think do burlask performers, you wouldn't call yourself job of the butt if you were doing burlask, right? We're not seeing that what we're doing is useful. Okay, okay.

Shake your store. Shake your store. No one claiming that we're helping anything and anyone. Hooper, I think pooper, I don't love, I don't love Pooper. Princess Lay. Uh-huh, uh-huh. My two pieces of... Chewbuck ox.

I'm eating back. I'm eating back. Have all of these are these two pieces of... Are you two Pee Butt? No. This is nothing. See, see, see, see, Peter's three out. I can't do it.

Boba butt. Boba butt. Boba butt. Boba, Boba, Boba, Boba. That's a normal butt with tattoo. I'm at it up. Oh. As it began, it's a parody.

It's a burlesque parody of Star Wars. But as it began, they do the opening crawl and projected on the screen. It said like Empire Strips back a parody. And the guy next to me started laughing. And I, I looked at him and I go, that's not a joke. That's not even, that's just what this is. The word Khernie isn't inherently funny. Like it's almost like, how was it spelled? That's, it was P-E-A-R and there was the picture of a bear.

That's very good. Well, that's not great. And then the other thing was it was the Star Wars theme, Berlusque Show. So there was lots of nerds there, you know, enjoying their nerd culture, which I have nothing against. But fan culture can be kind of like a little too much for me, especially when I'm like a casual observer of this thing. But the, it's been a while since the pandemic, since I've interacted with like, I know like my

nerdy friends, but like a different type of nerd that I'm like not used to interacting with. Well, yeah, there were these two, like, horny-ish nerds, like sitting a little bit in front of me, and during the, the intermission, they were like, just, guys, okay, this is JPC's rules for See a Burlesque Show. Guys, don't be gross, don't be gross, don't be weird. Those are the only two rules. But they were like, just because Luke thigh walker comes out and kisses Princess Lade.

They may have made a fluke thigh walker joke, by the way. Ooh. But there's a way that you can comment on someone's body at a burlust show that is appropriate. Like you can say, I can't believe she's dancing like that in those high heels. My legs are breaking just watching her

like kick and jump in high heels. That's fine. That's like a comment about the athleticism. But you can't say I just- Millenia falcommed? You can't say that. You can't say I just, you know, did 50 par sex with my pants or whatever people are saying, you can't do any of that stuff.

And these guys were doing a little too close to that. And I wanted to like just go, shh, shh, shh, shh. I wanted to shush them. Well, it's just, when you do it, actually when you do it, it just sounds like a lightsaber, which is kind of, analogous to a bone.

Unfortunately, they would have, they would have responded to that. That's how you show. Buh. Also, I will say that the, all of the people, like the, I don't, ushers, like the people like taking pictures as they all had like lightsabers, like to guide people in the dark, and I thought that was pretty fun.

Oh, that's cute. I think that's the normal thing they ushers use. Ushers in the, in the flight, um, I wish all ushers had star wars, lightsabers. Yeah, landing a plane with like a double-sided lightsaber. Yeah, that sounds like a lot of fun. It was a lot of fun. Um, I think it was Jamie Bliss, friend of yours, JPC, her birthday party may be like six or seven years ago. We did a burlesque class, and it was such a good idea for a birthday party. Because it's like, you gotta be really vulnerable,

but it's like, you're dancing, and there's fun music, it was a blast. I gotta remember that. That's on the very phone. What's the difference between burlesque and cabaret? I wanted to light it. I wanted to light it. Lighting?

Yeah, lightening. Lighting, oh you say lighting. I want to say lighting. Lighting. Yeah, lightening. Lighting. Lighting. Oh, you said lightening. Yeah, do you sing in cap-raise? That's going to be the difference, right? Yeah, I think so. Well, in the musical cap-raise, you do.

No, I think so. Maybe cap-raise is more like a type of show. It's going to have many acts. It's almost a variety act or show. We're going to have singing. We're going to have dancing. We're going to have tricks and goofs and gags. I mean, the cast was dancing. It was like variety, it was a variety. I mean, they had, it was, I mean, it's all dancing, but there was like different

scenes and like vignettes. Ooh. Well, speaking of different scenes and vignettes, why don't we go ahead and say what? They gave us a much and head on over to some riddles. I thought we'd do something, this isn't really too different, but it's different than just outright riddles. What I have here, I have two types of riddles, one for the first half of the show, and another type for the back half of the show,

which do we wanna do first? The first half for the back half. I do. Back half. You wanna do back half first? Yeah. I'm almost tempted to just do vanilla first half, second half. I'm going to go like classic order.

All right, okay. I agree. To your turn. But even I can be convinced. I can be convinced I do the back at first. No, I don't have a fist for dinner. I don't have it in me today. Aaron, breakfast for dinner.

Go, what's your go to breakfast for dinner order? Oh. Exambacan. Aaron-en-bay can. Air and classic. Classic breakfast. Minds about a cereal. Oh. I won't forget eggs after 6 p.m.

I, we went out to dinner a couple of weeks ago to Golden Nugget. Golden Nugget is like a diner in Chicago. It might be other places too, but I know they have many locations in Chicago. And I was shown a picture of a friend Harrison who went out to that Golden Nugget, and the last time that he went, he ordered a bowl of oatmeal. And I was like, you can't be ordered a bowl of oatmeal at dinner, like you can't go out, you can't go out to eat and get that what the fuck are you in

Charles Dickens novel. What are you doing? Erson have you ever heard of a person ordering a bowl of oatmeal at a restaurant? Disturbing to me guys low expectations. I can see if it's fancy oatmeal. It was plain. I like it at all. I heard it Anyway, so that's my order breakfast or dinner oatmeal, plain oatmeal. If you ever go back and listen, there's an episode of this American Life where it's all set at the Golden Diner, Golden Nugget Diner,

because it's open joy for hours. And I think it's either just like audio of like people's conversations around the table or like they talk to some of the people, but it's fascinating. It's one of the best podcast episodes ever, that I've ever listened to, but I mostly just listen to that in this show. So take that for what it's worth. If they recorded in Chicago, my prediction is that it's nothing got wall-to-wall cops talking about how, hey, here we got the freaking jab. Yeah, I'm not going to

get the freaking jab. That's all I ever heard cops talking about it, diners. Get the freaking jab. Get the freaking jab. So it's not, I, so it's not I'm gonna go I think Aaron spoke first and said she'd like to do the second half first. Oh, I don't know. I was just trying to be contrary and I don't think that's a great way to move through the world and I feel like this is good. So here we go. Gary, quite contrary. Drink a whole bottle of cooking sherry. I'm really sick.

It hurts all the way down. That is not meant to be drunk. That's why they say cooking. It's low quality. You're going to have kidney stones for the rest of your life. I know this is not good. I cook with drinking sherry. That's how much money I have.

Cheers. What am I trying to say? I drink with drinking. That's how much money I have. Cheers. What am I trying to say? I drink with googeshers, Aaron, your tongue, your mouth. I love, I love, I love, I love, I love. Goop goop goop goop. Okay, here we go. This is gonna be the second half first. Okay.

Welcome back from the break. This is a riddle. Let's try our other type of riddles that I had prepared. What's gonna happen here, Aaron and JPC? Since you're all warmed up from the first round, what's going to happen is I have a list of four items. And you have to decide which one, which of the four items does not belong and why. That's what we have to sus out to figure out. We're going to put on our little detective hats. Fine, but just this once.

Okay. So for shrunk even more. It's so small now. So for example, let's find a good one here. So for example, if I said Bruce Wayne, Peter Parker, Lou Ferigno and Clark Kent, which one would be the odd duck out and why? Bruce Wayne, Peter Parker, Lou Ferigno and Clark Kent. And he to part 23. Do we really want to be singling people out for being a little bit different? Call me Jennifer Northy because I love singling people out. Call me Jennifer because I'm anti-bex, right? I think so actually.

Okay. Unfortunately, I want to say, at all, final answer, C, Luforigno. And why is that? He's the only one of those who is Italian. I do need to see a seed. Oh, no. It's gonna be Italian Spider-Man or Italian Batman.

This is a Batman and not one of those. I know that we should do this, but we can't. You're absolutely right. No, can you tell me the real reason why Luforigno is the Bat the Band and the one that we should do this, but we can't. You're absolutely right. No, can you tell me the real reason why Lufur ignores the answer? Lufur ignores, I believe, is a human man's name and the other ones are characters from a cartoon character. It can't be that easy, though. Well, that can't be the reason, because that's too obvious.

Okay, well, Aaron, what do you think there is to guess? I don't know, but it can't be like, he's the only one who's not a superhero. That would be insane. I've never seen this before. I've never seen us do a riddle and have one person go, hold, hold on, hold on. It can't be that easy. We need a win. So many riddles are like banana, apple, grapes, the color yellow. And then we're like, the color yellow is the off one. And you're like, yeah, but why? I'm like, because it's a color. And then I go, that seems too easy. And then you yell at me back.

That's what happens. I don't know if I may. I mean, if I may, I chose the absolute easiest grape in the bunch, just as a demonstration. So know that these are gonna get very hard. And I can't wait to see your little face scrunch up, scrunch up all your thinking of the answer and wishing, why did I speak up?

I should have said that. My face is not a little, my face actually can't be. Is it because you're thinking of us on like a small screen? That's just weird, little voice come from. This little hooded man is yelling at me. Okay, so. You see, the last time I saw you, your face was three inches.

Look how big you've got it. So Lufarigno wasn't a correct answer because the other three are alter egos of comic book superheroes, where Lufarigno did play the incredible Hulk, but that's the name of the actor who played it and not the Bruce Banner-esque alter ego. Is this riddle or is this meant to imply that people think that the Hulk's name is Lou Ferregno? You'd be surprised. Because everyone knows the Hulk's name is Bruce Bitter, right? Like they don't. With the MCU saturation, of course, we all feel like everyone has always known this information, but it used to be that this is very niche knowledge. Yeah, it could be. You're right,

you're right. You're right. Okay. Now that also I saw a guy at this at this burlesque show a lot of people were in Star Wars gear Fine Star Wars themed there was a guy who was wearing a t-shirt with just the marvel logo on it Huh the fuck is your problem? What the fuck is your problem wearing a t-shirt with just the marvel logo on it? TPC's are bigger fish to fry right now. Let's leave TPC's are bigger fish to fry right now. Let's leave I feel like a more precious guy. Fish. I'm just saying there's some real pain in the world. I want to get to you that just says like unilever or like I'm like, yeah, look me. I also love

the company Johnson and Johnson. Lower back tattooing. Okay, here's. Wow. That's from today. We were doing the Star Wars stuff today. No fucking way. That was weird. Aaron, like the ice shelf moving across the United States of America, causing the Grand Canyon and other peaks and valleys and lakes, I've been moving us forward to do puzzles, but you two have been digging in your spiked heels at a glacial pace.

Babu Freak dance. Well, yeah. Well done. I mean, yeah, that's amazing. Of course we need to hear that. I'm a forward characters. Oh, wait, hold on. Aaron's googling Star Wars characters.

Now this, I need to see what she comes up with. Yeah, just give me like four minutes. Four minutes. And what do you have for bib for tuna? I guarantee you. But the bees stand for boobs and then the eight is boobs. Double double eight, double nine, the bees are for boobs. Aaron left so hard her saying, BBA would be boobs, boobs.

Well, here's the thing guys, here's what I'll say. We can absolutely continue to just do this because the first half of the show was jam packed with riddles. I'm comfortable, dicking around the rest of the time. No, give me the next one. Give me the next one. No, no, no, no, no, no.

I need to, I need to, I need to. I'm not on my phone moving with the course characters, I'm not doing that. I'm ready for. We all are. No, we're not, we're not. We're focused, the course characters. I'm not doing that. I'm ready for. We all are. No, we're not. We're focused. We're not.

We're not. We're not. We're not. We're not here. Master, master, beta, beta. What is Darth Master, beta? It's a great time. I want to say a great time.

Um, okay. Hold on. Let's get it out of our system. JPC read off some characters. Let's do a little run. Hand stuff solo. Sorry. Well, there's nothing's going to top that a shake a shake a shake a tailo. I don't know that's okay I'm not I'm not really eating right now because you two are just saying the pun version

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So did we say, so let's just come yet? As let's just come, but yeah, that was the first one we said. Great. I'm sorry, that was the first one we all thought of, but we didn't say because we didn't know if this is gonna be a long run or complete silence after the first one. Aaron, you said you needed four minutes,

it's been four minutes, have you done anything? I hope you all are having wonderful carbonite. What else? Doesn't matter. Well, if we think about here's the thing. We only think of them if we're also having to think of something else. So we have to be doing two things at once for-

I did it all for the movie. Yeah. Sabuba. Yes. Thank you. Thank you for yes. Anna Skin. Anna Skin.

Skywalker. Annie. Fanny. Sorry, Fanny Skin. Yes. Anna. Anna skin Anna skin. Skywalker. Annie. Fanny. Sorry. Fanny. Fanny. Skin. Fanny. Skin. Fanny. Skywalk. Fie. So stuck. Um, give me the next riddle. Squato. Squato. Okay. Here's the next one. Rotator. Reverser. Re-divider. Repaper. Which of these four does not belong? Reverser, Re-Divider, Repaper. Which of these four does not belong? Did you see a repaper? Rotator, Reverser, Re-Divider, Repaper.

Damn, you're killed it. Repaper. Aaron Wies repaper. The odd duck out. Not a superhero. I do wanna see a scene. It's the only one of those things to not be Italian. I do wanna see a scene, Aaron,

you are the famous superhero of Skylight City. You are a rotator, JPC, you are the sidekick of rotator, Reverser, and this is gonna be rotator and Reverser out on their first night patrolling the city. Reverser, I'm going to be honest with you, I'm a little dizzy.

I keep spinning and I'm getting some pretty bad motion sickness. Bip, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep I'm a bit... Seen. How do we move on from that? It's the best. That's his language. That's how he speak. Yeah, of course. Okay. Rotator, reverseer, redovider, repaper.

Which is the one out? I want to say repaper. And that's also what Aaron said. Why do you think repaper? Because I don't know what the fuck it is. What is repaper? The rest of them I have a vague idea of what they could be. I don't know what the fuck it is. What is repaper? The rest of them I have a vague idea of what they could be. I don't know what repaper means.

So back in the olden days, if you've ever seen the movie Bicycle Thief, someone would steal a bike. And then the old poor man with his son and overalls would put up some sort of little paper that said, like, missing bike, please send a pigeon to found. And they would put that up, but then someone would put glue and then put a new paper over top of it. So they had to repaper the walls.

That's how posters used to work, is you used to have a bucket with a little paintbrush that would go into this glue and you'd paint on brick glue and then you'd smack a piece of paper on there. So you'd have to redo that, repaper. I don't know, dude. It's not that one, so guess something else. What's the answer? I don't know.

All right, give me the option. Well, well, well. Is this whittle too hard? I'm not memory of the last 20 minutes, so this will not work on me. I say it one more time. We have a real admiral snack bar. Admiral admiring Gack Gack bar. So as well as empty add-o, there's nothing left. You show the well, the Sarlac Tits. Sarlac Tits. Sarlac Tits. Sarlac Tits.

You show up to a burlust show. They say next to the stage, Admiral snack bar, what do you think you're getting there? Hold on, hold on. I said Sarlac Tits. Is my mic on? Casey, big the rest of the episode, I mean, I'm pleased with that one. Rotator Reverser, ReDivider, Repaper. I'll give you a hint. It's not repaper. Rotator's really one that's done before. Rotator? I'll get here.

I'll give it to you because I think there's a little pride before the fall. I'm going to give it to you. I'm going to give it to you. I'm going to give it to you. I'm going to give it to you. I'm going to give it to you. I'm going to give it to you. I'm going to give it to you.

I'm going to give it to you. I'm going to give it to you. I'm going to give it to you. I'm going to give it to you. I'm going to give it to you. I'm going really one that's done. Okay, is it rotator? I'll get here. I'll give it to you because I think there's a little pride before the fall where we thought these were going to be a real breeze, but they weren't. So the odd duck out for this is reverseer because the other three are palindromes. Rotator, redevider, and repaper are all palindromes. Reverser is not. We have fun. Oh, yes.

Spur. Okay, here's a good one. You got the liar. Wow, he's telling the truth for what? Wow. King Emperor Idiot, Jackass. King Emperor Idiot, Jackass. It sounds like the beginning of a really mean new-age. King Emperor Idiot Jackass.

We later as John Patrick Cohen, who died at a Star Wars burlash show, straining his brain to come up with more puns. Emperor? Aaron, what do you think of that? No, no, no. King Emperor Idiot Jackass. That also sounds like someone be like, what do you say, King Emperor Idiot Jackass?

Like someone trying to struggling to come up with it. Aaron, tell you what, you're right. Not a kind of penguin. The other three are types of penguins, except for Idiot is not Aaron until today, I had no idea that there was a type of penguin called Jackass. I do not see a scene. Do you want to see a scene?

I got it first, I got it first. I got it first. This is never how to tell. All three of us wanted to see a scene at the same time. Before this is the first time we've all been to buy all the same time. We all want to see. We all want to see.

I'm trying to get all that Jackass. So, here's what we're going to see. Where I know Aaron, well, the tough cookies. We're going see where I know errant while the tough cookies We're gonna see this is just gonna be an episode of penguin jackass. It's just penguins doing the show jackass for other penguins And sorry you said this is just Aaron Yeah, yeah, like how jackass is just one person Hey everybody my name's little eggs and this is called shit on ice No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No't sustainable. No, I want I want mine. I realize Jack ass is all visual Johnny Staxwell do it. Okay, we'll do it now. No, do it now do it now do it now

I'm Johnny Staxwell and this is And this is But all you had was in there. It's somebody's legs And then someone else by big was your five C whatever Aaron yeah, I think we should go back in there. I'm gonna reopen that scene No, I'd like to see a scene now. I don't see a scene anymore. Oh Yeah, we know No, I don't want to see it anymore. Yeah, we know. Aaron, you knew that there's a type of penguin called Jackass,

and you never thought to mention that in the previous four years of this podcast? I actually didn't know that, but I did deductive reasoning where I go Emperor and King are both penguins. I doubt there's a penguin type called idiot, because I definitely would have heard about that before. But not Jackass. That's how you use deductive reasoning. This, I gotta say guys, this is kind of, we solved it, that's great, good job Aaron, but it also kind of puts us in a weird spot where we just bought and started marketing

Penguin baseball. And now we're fucked because we can't sell shirts to say Jackass on it. Well, here's the thing. any, no site will hold that. Jackass penguin, it's a colloquial name for that penguin. It's not like the official name, obviously, for that penguin, but they call them that. Dude, the species loud, donkey-like noises that they make. Okay, fun.

I want to see a scene. Oh, because they're popular. But then the size of a penguin. The size of a penguin to the make the noise of a donkey. You two are penguins, and you are sitting on eggs and you're talking shit about this new penguin in your group who's a bit of an idiot, Jackass. Do-do-do-dance, lance.

Psst. Yep, yep, what's that? Do you see the-do you see the noobs? Oh my God. Dude, I walked up to that motherfucker, I bald up my I bald up my wing And I act like I was gonna flap it in his face, but I pulled back and I was like sucker cuz he flinch I was like, you know who I do you know how my dad is? You did that?

Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, holy shit. This guy this guy fucking this guy. Do you know if he made it yet? I mean we would know right cuz I Because... I mean, I would know, like everyone would be talking about it. Yeah. Because we'd see them together because, you know, we both, you know, we made... You know, we made all the fuck with that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean, we make for life. Yeah, but... Play on. Well, I mean, play on. Play on. I fuck for life. Dude, I fuck like it's my job. But no, my job is sitting on these eggs my job is

to go yeah we do have to be like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah exactly well my wife hunts because I have a stronger that I can't go out there did I remember I remember the exact play we were playing penguin baseball you hit what we thought was going to be an out of the ring out of the ring guilty Do you home home run? You start you slid into first. You slid into second. You slid into third. Then you got cocky. You started to turn to the crowd because you're like, it's out of the park.

I don't have to. But then the ball came in. Ketcher got the got the ball, which of course, they get the ball. Stood in front of home plate and just absolutely crushed you as you tried to slide in. Just absolutely crushed you you I we heard the snap I mean we heard yeah Sup fellas we talking baseball or what's going on? We talking penguin baseball. We don't play play that stupid baseball bullshit. We talk about penguin baseball

Lancs is Toby Toby. This is Lance Yeah, Toby you're the new penguin, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, penguin. What's this, what's this metal tab? What's this metal tab at the top of your neck? Is this a skin tag? No, no, no, don't touch me. Here, let me, I, no, no, no, what's up, I'm just, oh, sorry.

Oh my God, I opened up a whole bunch of other little metal skin tags that look like teeth that split all the way down your back Are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay? Yeah Your skin looks real loose. Yeah, this looks and your skin looks really loose and it has a little alligator in the upper Left-hand pocket You're what I'm undercover zipip dude we're all in a cover. Why? I think we're under cover too. Yeah come on Lance come on you had to have

known. We're all trying to use the same guy. Yeah yeah yeah we're all under cover. Why are you saying it like that? Don't worry. Let's all split up and go off in three different directions. Let's all gather these eggs, which is interesting. Mine are the eggs. There's send-off speakers. We're not saying that's the one that's on the speakers. I don't know. All right, are we ready for another one?

I'm ready. Well, Aaron, then I'll hold tight until we're ready. You know what, Aaron, I'll do you one better. Let's go to a break. Yay. No, sorry. This is, sorry, this is the second half of the show. So let's do plugs.

I want to plug. I'll go first. I want to plug a break. Hmm. I want to plug a break. If you get flugging, I guess it's up to me. He's just looking at one more. Looking at Star Wars. It's up to me. He's looking at one more looking at the world's sexy pun

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Prinking at all and I'm setting up a website I just need some advice this podcast is sponsored by square space I'm not I'm not mad at you. We're pranking Spaces the only one website platform for entrepreneurs to stand out and to sit online whether you're just starting out or managing a growing brand Squarespace makes it easy to create a beautiful website engaged with your audience and so anything for products to cut into time all in one place all on your terms. Hey Addle come here come here. Hey what's what's going on? I actually I

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passive income stream that engages your audience and scales your brand, design your products and production, and inventory and shipping are handled for you, saving you time and money. What is happening? Okay. Wait, what's going on with Adel? Oh, nothing, nothing.

I'm just setting up a very normal Squarespace website, not a prank thing, new, and he's gonna tune you. And I'm gonna use analytics, use insights to grow my business, and learn where my site visits and sales are coming from. That's pretty cool. I'm going to improve my website and build marketing strategy based on top keywords, our popular products and content on my prank website, the prank activity. Whoa, that's awesome, Aaron. I'm glad you're using Squarespace. Did you say what the website was for? I can't remember what the website is for. The website is for. Four. Frank. Squarespace. Yes, sir.

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A little preview is I'm going to say four words. You tell me which one. It might not be just words. It could be a whole phrase or sentence. You're going to tell me which one does not fit and why. So here's the one and only we're going to do this round. The speed of light, the speed of sound, mass and energy, which of those does not belong. Okay, we got the speed of light, the speed of sound,

mass, and energy. That's right. I want to say energy. Okay, why? Well, I think the rest of them, with the exception of probably one or two are measures of distance. Interesting. Erin, do you have a guess?

The speed of light, the speed of sound, mass, and energy. Speed of sound. Because it's the only cold-play song. Mm-hmm. sound because it's the only cold-play song. Mm-hmm. Where's God, why does this beat us up? You can't tell me cold-play doesn't have a song called Mass. In the room for you.

And it was called Mass. Aaron, you're right with it. You said speed of sound. Mm-hmm. Aaron, you are dead right. Do you know why you're right? I'm dead. No, hold on.

It's because when you write it out, it's the only one that doesn't use. Aaron can you give you a little hint? He goes and then you go with went over there. He would have been sleepy. Can I give Aaron a hint? Aaron, here's your hint. Lua Ferig. Can I give Aaron a hint? Aaron, here's your hit.

Lua Ferig, no. Only one that's not Italian. That's right. The speed of the sound, the speed of a light, no. The speed of sound is the only one that is not part of Einstein's famous equation E equals MC. Yeah, that's what I said, because it wasn't the equation. And then it equals MC Hammer. Yeah, that's right. And then if you do that whole thing, you know what? I lied to you one more because I think this will be very fun for air

Okay, okay, we'll see corn husker nutmegger high heel tar heel Corn husker nutmegger high heel tar heel high heel I think it's in your dead right yeah JBC your dead right why do we think it's high heel I think the are a true product the rest of them college like sports mascots or whatever uh very close if you scramble those words they make go word but I don't want to do it because that's untar and I'm really kind of tired. I don't want to do it Am I right a tar heal is tar healers like that's something from like Alabama or something Aaron I feel like you have the energy of a substitute teacher who assigned a project because she knew she was teaching the next day. And then as the kids present their project, you're going boring.

Yeah. That's my vibe all the time. I'm right though, tell me why I'm right. JBC pretty much got it. High heel is the only one out of the four that is not a nickname for state residents. And the reason I wanted to read this one, and I thought it would be very fun,

is because I thought Aaron might know this I had no idea you call someone from Connecticut a nutmegger dude I prepared this sort of a spoiler, but I knew that as of yesterday because Connecticut is the next date up in our state series Wow check out patreon.com slash a riddle riddle Cornhasker is Nebraska nutmegger Connecticut tar healers we mentioned North Carolina. I want to ask you why they're called to nutmegger But I think you did such a good tease for the patreon that I'll just reserve my question for that episode So I will take my question off

Is it cuz they eat a lot of nutmeg? No shut up Is Connecticut the egg dog steak? Yep, shut up. If it was, I'd be there. I fucking, the smell of nutmeg is one of my favorite things in the world. Clothes and nutmeg, just do it for me. Absolutely.

What about, I need to go on like a butter. That's number one. Promise. That's the number one smell. But number two, nutmeg, nutmeg clothes some day some day man I'm gonna get that top 10 smells from you. I'm gonna get that top 10 smells I'm just giving you nine. I just want to give it out bit by bit bit by bit wet dog Well, we'll save the rest of those for for the second half of the show, but for the rest of this first half

I have another type of riddle. These are called Spoonerism Pairs. Do we know what a Spoonerism is? It's a religion based on a spoon that became sentient. Yeah, that's right. Joseph Smith found a spoon in his backyard in upstate New York. He buried himself.

I'll tell you, I do need a little break. I'm gonna go shake a tower. Actually, I'm gonna shake a tit And I will be right back after I'm finished doing that Shake a tower shake a tit. I don't think that's a sputter is I think Tiggle bitty's a sputter is him But shake a tower is take a shower. That's that's a spinner. Oh, I see Shake a tower. I see. Yes, you are exactly right. Can you do that?

Take a shower, shine your shoes, and spooner's arms. Shake a tit is take a shit, just so we're working. That was a little more vulgar. I don't actually love using it. And I don't know. I don't know if this is real or not, but I grew up my entire life believing, again, this could not be true,

that Shell Silverstein created Spoonerisms. Shell Silverstein author of Worthless On The End. I don't know anything, I can't hurt me. I do. Also, I believe pretty filthy articles for Playboy. I was prepared to have my world shook, but then you said something and I was like, why it doesn't matter to me? I'm so much in between there, like I'm with this Boonerism. I'm like, great man, just pump the gas.

I got places to go. I don't actually. What am I already like? I think you also wrote the song, a boy named Sue. So Aaron, you got me understanding Boonerism? Yeah, I'm in. Yeah, I'm in. Cool, just wanna make sure.

So these are gonna be two clues that when you solve the two clues, we'll give you a pair of spooners' arms. Two clues, clue twos. Did I get it? Oh, we haven't started. Uh oh. So here's an example.

Now I'm up here all alone. Here's an example, and Aaron just heads up. I'll probably choose the easiest one for the example. And overweight builder of dams, and the symptom of a sick flying mammal. And overweight builder of dams, and the symptom of a sick flying mammal. The symptom of a sick flying mammal?

That's what it says, but it could also be like the condition a sick flying mammal. That's what it says, but it could also be like the condition a sick flying mammal has, I guess. Are we doing, I don't know, is this like, is this beaver, but we have to get, what's the part of beaver that we have to get? We have to get like, overweight, and overweight builder of dams.

Like, heavy, heavy beaver, wait, is this a spoonerism in itself? Wait, I'm, which part of this is a spoonerism? So the two answers will be spoonerisms of each other, if that makes sense. Or I guess spoonerisms of each other doesn't make sense. It'll be one complete spoonerism. First what I'll say, an overweight builder of dams

in the symptom of a sick flying animal is fat beaver and bat fever. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, inquisitive admire your spatula cat you last spatula cat you have to

can that wait the first one is just a utensil used in cooking fork I'll say I'll change this a little bit so these okay I'll change this because it might be confusing an item used on the stove top in cooking a A two word item used on a stove top. So it is a two word item.

Yeah. Cooking pan, frying pan. Yep, there you go. And then overly frying pan. And frying pan. A frying pan. A frying fan. I'm saying a frying fan.

A frying, okay, I want to see a scene. She's gonna solve it. No. She's a flying, and then she said, I wanna see a scene. Adel, you are celebrity and JPC, you are his biggest fan and you're running into him on the street.

On the street? No, no, this is me. He's so, oh my God. Hi. Hi, oh, I'm so sorry to bother you. You look like you're on your way to something. I'm scooter How did you know my name? You have a name tag that says hi. My name is razor scooter. Oh my god. Oh, yeah, I forgot I just got off work I'm a huge fan of you. I love hell of the magic tavern. Why are you so much taller than I thought you'd be?

Oh, I know I know you're tall, but you're very tall. I'm not. I'm sorry, I'm a huge fan. Oh, thank you. Thank you so much. Well, sorry, I'm trying to get around you, but you keep fighting like your blood defense. So sorry, would you mind if I got like a picture?

Would you mind if I had a picture with you? Is that, I'm sorry, I'm a huge fan. Mr. Nekip. No, my name is Adel. Do you want, do I had a picture with you is that I'm sorry. I'm a huge fan. Mr. Neckamp No, my name is Adel. Um, do you want do you want a picture? Do you want a picture with me? Your name is Arnie Adel? No, my name. Wow. No It's happened again. I'm so sorry. This is not it's okay. I'm so sorry Adel. It's okay. Just hey I'm Arnie Neckamp from Holo from the Magic Tavern. About six and a half years ago, I fell into a fucking subway.

Hey, do you want a picture? Are you doing an impression of someone else on the show? No, it's not. Arne Neacamp. Listen to the wizard. I've always talked. Which one's the wizard? Wizard. The character or the actor?

I'm sorry. What would be the difference? Her name's Felicia Day. She plays a Wizard-Danger and leave you the red. Okay. And that's you, right? You're Felicia Day? You just thought I was Arnie Neacamp.

Who? I thought you said your name was Arnie Adel. Okay. I'm going to ask this once and I'm gonna ask this once only. To be fair, I've turned around three times during this conversation. Are you a set of triplets that every time I turn around, one of you swaps each other out for the other?

We're not a set of triplets. Ah! Ah! Ah, yes. Ta-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da- I'm wearing a capes. That is, that is purple. That is scary. That is. Aaron, leave with scary. Dude, yeah, do you call triplets a set of triplets?

No, you don't. When you're trying to collect them, you do. I got the whole set. We should figure out what a three is called. Oh, I meant to tell you guys, and I forgot. I was like, wait, why do I feel so conscious about my laugh today? You finally got the laugh surgery?

In the eye wish. You got laughers copy, surgeon. And told me that my laugh makes them want to K themselves. Wait, wait, wait, wait, what did you just say? Who said that? Someone on Instagram message means wanting to let me know that if I make them want to end their life.

How can you audio messages on Instagram, Erin? Yeah, I think so. You should just do an audio message of your laugh and be like, bye. Ha, ha, ha. And I was like, wow, you should be really careful and not listen to anything that a month. Okay, that's what we're doing. Here's what we're doing.

I'm, we're going to stop the, Casey, stop this episode in case you figure out what to do with the last 30 minutes. GFC, I'm going to drive and pick you up. We're driving to LA. Aaron, we're going to swing by and pick you up and we're going to go out. Why would you lift me this way? Why would you lift me this way? Turn with me. Turn with me. Protect his neck. Turn with will. Support the neck, Adel. We're gonna swing by and pick you up and we're gonna go Why would you lift me this way? Why would you lift me this way?

Turn with me, turn with me. Protect his neck with will. Support the neck, Adal. What do you do with me? My neck is flopping around. We're gonna go find this person and I'm gonna get my ass kicked and you two are gonna watch it. Adal tried to pick me up like a bowling ball.

He's two figures to the crack of my butt. And where'd my thumb go? Tell them where my thumb went. I wish I knew I feel like somebody just got your nose to me. It's in you you're re-throw but I Think I think I jam it in so quick and hard that it numbed the area I could have numbed the area Aaron before we move on I just got to say fuck that person. I'm so sorry that happened here We go next one the bottom of the ocean and a dog that has been bitten by an insect has this That's a long one see the bottom. Yes

Nail this see floor in a flee sore It's oh, I like to see a scene. Uh-oh I like to see a scene. Uh oh. I got a little nice please sort of from old Navy. At all, and you see you're both fleas, and you're like biting a dog or a cat or something, and one of you gets injured on the job. I need a vacation From batting this dog or batting his cats Yeah, it's nice to meet another fleet

Duh Duh Duh Yeah man, I love your shorts notion Nope, that's Anthony Kitas, never mind I love your underwear with a socket in it No, I sock over my dick. We both messed up Yeah, do you colored contacts?

Colored contacts. Yeah, that's something from yes, and I loved you in back to the future, too Too kind you're too kind. Hey, it's so weird to meet another five-foot-five It's so weird to meet another 5'5 gap tooth blonde weirdo bassist who likes fighting cats and dogs man. We're just two cool guys singing songs sucking back a couple cold cats and dogs. That's right. Hey, hey, 1-5. Yeah. Three, two, one. Ow, ow, ow, one! Ow! Ow!

Ow! My wrist! Oh, it's my bass playing wrist! That's my bass playing wrist! Oh, we should really have fun with... Hey, I don't know if you saw this, but... There's another flea over here. I was talking to them earlier.

They're a real noob. And, uh... I was like, hey, do you know who... Who abandoned that flea in? And they didn't know they were just being a dumb... Oh, that coming over, they're coming over hey flea Hey, what's up flea? Yeah, flea We heard our wrists. Sorry don't don't want it too far away from that

Don't want to get too bored also. We don't want to get too far from the base that we're sitting on because it might hatch We call this whole base Yeah, well I'm gotta get back to work. Oh yeah. Meeting you fellas. Nice meeting you. What is this? Some sort of skin tag?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah. Anthony, Kate is? Yeah, it's me. Say what they do about yourself. Shut up. Shut up. See, you have a hair of a 13 year old on school picture day.

That's Anthony Kitas, he always has the hair of a 13 year old on picture day. Is that right? I'm gonna Google Anthony Kitas hair. We'll see. Let's do, let's do just maybe one or two more of these. Are we ready? Oh, yeah.

Thumpers cell phone and a misnamed nerve. Thumpers cell phone and a misnamed nerve. In terms of what we call this as a species is actually incorrect. It's a nerve, not a blank. Thumper. Thumper. Is that a character?

It's Thumper or a character? Mm-hmm. From B. It's a bunny It's a bunny something bunny nocia and actually they say blackberry Little bunny blackberry working on the Wall Street Picking up the socks and bopping them on the head. It says thumpers cell phone, but You can still use the word that's in there. They should have used a different word, but it does say cell phone

So it is it's bunny bunny phone. I don't want to misdirect you. Funny phone. And then miss. No, funny bone. Funny phone and funny bone. Interesting. Interesting. Okay. I had the, I had the word in there. I think they think they could have just had like thumper cellular or something. I'd like to see a scene. JPC, you're the funny bone and I'd like to see a scene. JPC, you're the funny bone and Adel, you're like the

Fibular or something. You're like a different bone in the body. Okay. Meeting him. Oh, whoa, are you the funny bone? Hey, man, my name is Jack. Yeah, and I'm 24 years old. Yeah, and I make $20,000 a year as a you're the fibula right yeah, I'm sorry. I'm lying. Yeah nice to meet you. I put her there Oh, you squeezed the wrong thing my man

Please oh god, I'm so sorry. I am so sorry. I thought that was your I thought that was what we bones call hand I'm so sorry. That's okay, mate. You're just a little bit of a bone head not your fault that just that thing's go that's just how things go how are you playing the drums oh no oh really land that's really it's inside the body that bad that bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad oh yeah crickets inside the body I think I've got Don Crickets Just kind of a Does it just does a better the Mafioso boss? You know Don Crickets the Mafioso of the body? Oh, I got to get out of here. Oh, why don't why don't hey? You know what? It's been really nice meeting you put it there. Okay. Oh

Sorry Yeah, you youaved and I, and I, and I, and I, and that's just the way the funny bone crumbles. So I will see you later, my man. Oh, the nerve is gone. Bye. That's you leaving the body. If you know what I mean. Hey, honey, I should have a bone. I should have a bone. Hey, honey, I shit out of the bone. I shit out of the bone. I'm not kidding, I shit out of the bone. Huh. Huh. Honey, call the cops or call scene.

Seed. I mean, call the cops or call scene. Uh, boy. I hope the cops is you're reporting a crime. I know. I shit out of the bone. Okay, let's do. I shit out of the bone. I shit out of bone okay, let's do about this must be a crime Let's do another one here All right

Where to buy a mallard and a jammed portal Doctor store stuck door. Yeah, I need say it three times real fast Okay, I do say it three times real fast I want to see you see an Aaron you are walking into a duck store great JBC are the owner proprietor of the duck store and we'll see what happens there Hell yeah, don't leave don't leave. Oh, what did you say hell yeah? Oh hell yeah, don't leave don't leave. Oh, what did you say hell yeah? Yeah, just I thought this was like sort of a joke so front and I am pleased to see that it is real Yeah, no

Play please please don't leave don't leave don't don't leave. We're actually having a sale on the ducks Yeah, yeah on on ducks are duck merch or if you already have a duck we have a you know Or if you already have a duck. Sorry. That's my sales alarm. It's only supposed to go off where I get a sale But uh, but I feel good about this. Do you need a duct or arium? We sell duck tanks. Are you not getting a lot of business sir? It just seems kind of empty in here a lot of these ducks seem dead Can I be honest with you? I will get it fixed. This is a mafia front where I'm monitoring, laundering, organization, but I really love selling ducks.

So it's like the store will never go out of business because we're literally just laundering like drug and murder money. But I have a passion for being here and doing this so it's like I just love connecting people with ducks and yes, some of these ducks are dead and Some of our equipment is guns and some of the tanks are made out of drugs but Everything that I do day in day out is to help people find ducks You know what I'm really inspired by your passion. I'm gonna take two of these

dead ducks to go. Okay, no, okay. Today. Duck sales. See, now it works. Now it works. Um, we're gonna do, was did I say that was the last one we're gonna do one more and then we're done Well, well, we're doing the first half But we always say done after that. Yeah, we say done at the end of the first half This is a grizzly relative and a two pin lover bear cousin I'm sorry not not a two pin lover two pin lovers two pin lovers grizzly relative and two pin lovers pins spelled P I N interesting bear brother no that's nothing careful careful we don't want to

get sued by brother bear the Jim I like the vehicle bear cousin and care buzz it. These are pit wait, what did you say? It pin lovers. I don't know what that means. Two pin lovers P I N. Well, this relates to something that JPC mentioned earlier in terms of a method in which I picked him up. Yeah, bowling.

Just a bowling ball of the pin. Ball. Bair. So think of the pin. Bowle. Yes. So think of a grizzly relative that would be, I mean, they might, they might go watch a game of penguin baseball. Maybe. Bowler. Bowler. Bowler and polar bear. Wow. Okay. You are two friends who are in a bowling week together and You're just realizing now that you're in love with each other All right, cannot wait for tonight's matchup. What do we think for team name? Do we still want to go with Freeze teas. Is that still fun? Yeah, I think know, why mess with a classic freeze teas all the way. I mean, we have to re-brit the shirts in there, right?

Yeah, our t-shirts say freeze on them, and they are t-shirts, so this would be 32 bucks down the drain. Do you think that we should have put like freeze teas on them? Because the t-shirts just say freeze, and then everybody assumes that we're just, that our, you know, our boat group is called freeze, but then yeah, we have to say no It's it is put it's a pun it's a pun. It's a pun. Well look what the word is. Yeah I had a lot of people came up and asked if I was a big Batman and Robin fam Really yeah A lot of people to me they came up and like congratulated me on like freezing my eggs

Oh, oh, so you've sorry you did you froze your eggs? Does that mean you met someone? No, I was just telling people that I was doing that because it was letting me get out of a lot of work meetings in the middle of the day. Um... But yeah, no, I never actually went through with it. I actually don't even know if that's something that I can do. Gotcha, and also, I'm an idiot. Why would you freeze your eggs if you met someone?

The freezing your eggs is for when you haven't met someone. I mean no judgment either way, but just um, you know, I I've never asked you ask if I've met someone. No, I just you know, I've never The way that the you know the Disco light that comes down with all the different lights and spins around the room while the black light comes on for the 10 family The way that the black light and disco ball are bouncing off your face, I've just never realized how beautiful you are. How beautiful, how bowling fool you, how bowling, it's time to bowl. Ed, what are you doing? That's completely inappropriate. We're at a bowling league together. No, yeah. Yes. Freeze tees. Is what I would say if I was being a freeze tees?

Huh? Ed, I've never told anyone else on the bowling team this because it's just you and I, but I am attracted to you. I'm attracted to you. And I would like to fuck, oh fuck. A 3-10. What do you think? Curve to the left? What do you think? And I would like to fuck a fuck a three 10 What do you think? Curved to the left. What do you think curve to the left? Come on help help? I think that whatever I was feeling is gone. Yeah

Brother I decided that they were having that conversation during bowling Mm-hmm. Yeah before after well that is an episode of Hey Riddle Riddle I mean it's what I'm just practicing we're on break right now but now for one we're done Yeah, that's an episode of Hey Riddle Riddle for now How my character had gutter balls Oh, I was I was very close to it, but I couldn't quite get to like how Aaron do you have anything you want to promote? Oh, yeah I had. Oh yeah, check out that come D&D. We're coming to the end of season three.

And it's a lot of fun. Adel back to you so we can end with JPC. Anything. Thank you so much. I, um, I will just like to say, Obi-Wan Kabubis. JPC anything to plug? I'll read a five star. If you want to add a bunch of podcasts recently, he had a lot think the plug. I'll read a five star review if you want to see the other. Adela was on a bunch of podcasts recently.

He had a lot to actually plug. That's definitely what just happened. They're like, please, if you just say the name, we'll get some. The name of the podcast. Oh, we love the movies. The movies. If you want a bit of five star review of Hey, Rinal Vrinal,

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