Hey Riddle Riddle - #26: Rip Van Puzzies

Episode Date: January 16, 2019

Erin falls asleep for 100 years only to wake up as Rip Van Puzzies! We dig deep into what the hell elephants actually contribute to society, get disgusted by chuckles, dick around with homonyms and try and slip past the Ol' Math Guards! We also get a visit from Sandy who brings his Sandbox segment and we open the coolest xmas gifts we received from international fans! Finally, our Patreon launches this Friday! Please subscribe to support the show!Starring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifGuest Starring:Sandy Weisz at mysteryleague.comEditing by: KJ SnyderTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Do we have a clip? Yes. Are you sure? Yes. KJ's not. That's good news. Sit down, eat some pie, listen to this clip. And this is the 10th funniest thing that happened in that episode.

We can't give you the 9th funniest. There's some stuff we can't play. Let's see our first scene. GPC, I'd like you to be a hip-yong teen who just got cubes that are growing downward. And Aaron, you're a very concerned mother. And Arnie, maybe just some like, some John T.50s house music?

Sure, yeah. You know John T. That's your old softball, right? Yeah, you do. This is your more and more of up to already. 50s house music. Like the music that plays in a fifties home. No, I met like the Chicago staple house music.

I think it's like club. That's what I met. Okay. Oh sweetheart, I know I'm the school nurse, but I'm also your mom. I'm also your mom so you could talk to me about anybody stuff. And I know I'm just a fourth grader, but I'm also your son. I know. And like you said, I always declare my relationship to the person and my relationship to myself.

So people don't get confused. Mom, flesh, nurse, ask you a sensitive question about my body. I can't wait. So you know how you explain to me how pubes this grow? Pubes? Oh, right out of the gate we have a problem. Pubes? Pubes?

Pubes grow on my body, right? Pubes grow on your body. Pubes. Or you explained it to me, so I don't know why. I guess I'm wrong. Yes. OK, so you pubes it, pubes this grow. We flesh backwards six months ago where I don't know why I'm being gay. Okay, so you pu-pup-pup-pup-pup-pup.

We-we flesh backwards, six months ago, work where Aaron as a mom came home drunk to just-to-play pu-pup. Wake up, yeah, wake up. Is your a fire? No, not fire. Just to fire my heart, because I love my son so much. He's so weird. Oh, mama didn't know as you.

You didn't declare yourself in your relationship Oh, yeah, yeah mother school nurse a wife to your father still son third grade soon to be fourth and bed Okay, so here's the thing about Cubuses become and they heard a little bit, but then they etched. Okay. But hold on, hold on, I'm not done. No. But then, as a woman, you grow up and then you go, uh, a society chose me to shave me. I won't need this.

And then you shave for a couple of times, and you go, I like this how this feels, but I want to look like a woman. Uh-huh. And then you struggle with death or it has to your life. But with men, I don't really know. You kind of just like are proud of it for a while, at locker rooms?

And then you tell. I don't have any immediate follow-up questions. It's like, I hope you enjoyed that clip. And now, do the episode. Good job, battle. What? Great, great, great.

You sound like the guy from Splash Mountain. Do a character. Oh, but all, but I can't do this. All right, all right. Dr. Russell Mother. He stood on a block of ice. He pulled the paper goldfish. It was the cabin of an airplane.

He sat in with an oxyclin. And the horse is a bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright PC and I'm Aaron key what do we think of that new intro? So that's the new intro. The clue fits solve it. It's a clue fits solve it. I don't get it But oh, it's kind of like if the shoe fits wear it Oh, then I replace keywords and then the second half is just a total re re reconstruction Okay, a keyword replace total reconstruction. I'm distracted because it looked like you woke up from a hundred years Sleep right? You're saying it. Oh, yeah,'re face completely changed when you started these days. Yeah, my everyday life, I'm the walking dead.

But then I turn it on for podcasts. Oh, man. This is you on. Yeah, I have to manufacture this low, low energy. If the clue fits where? Solve it. If the clue fits where? No, that's better.

That's better. That's a better punch shot. Doesn't it feel like it's been a hundred years since we did this? Oh, what did you obsessed with a hundred years? Why did you just read Washington Irving's I did I did I did Is that the road that yeah, what is the plot of that so he's a man? Here's the plot man falls asleep under a tree Fall asleep hundred years wake up. He old man posies. But why, okay, well, okay.

Wait, why did he fall asleep though? Is it a curse? I forget this. He's walking a bunch. He ate a lot of carbs. Yeah, he was very sleepy. Yeah, he ate some paella. And he fucked a witch's horse.

That's right, though. He fucked a witch's horse. She was at sleep for a hundred years. Who was the witch all along? And it's canon that if you, you know, fuck a horse, you're real stupid. So he wants to. It wasn't a curse.

The witch did nothing with a curse. No, it's just, yeah. First of all, it's a zombie. Okay, hold on. Wait, so when he wakes up though, doesn't like, did he have like a love that now is married with children? Yeah, he falsely, he too doesn't know. And he wakes up at 20.

I don't know. I love that he falls asleep and he wakes up after 100 years and his love is with someone else. Like still alive. Yeah, everyone's 145. But they're just, it's all fucked. Well, he sleeps 100 years. Yeah.

He doesn't sleep 100 years. No, it's 100 years. You said 100 years. No, but I'm saying that's not how long he sleeps in that story. He sleeps for eight hours. No, how long does that mean? He's sleeping. He wakes up and his wife has another husband. I'm looking it up. I'm looking it up. No, no, no, no. Yes, no, no. We agreed whoever picks up phones picks up the check. We are recording. We are recording this from an Applebee's and my skillet Brownie has not come out. I ordered a skillet Brownie first just to throw off the white stuff.

I always do that. I ordered desserts first because I want to be a problem. I order 20 years later having missed the American revolution. That's a good thing. Yeah, because a lot of people died in that war. So the fact that he missed it, which side was he on? Is he a Tory or a lawyer? And he's a Dutch American immigrant. He's a metaphor for missed the whole thing. Which side was he on? Is he a Tory or a lawyer? And he's a... He's a Dutch-American immigrant.

He's a metaphor for the French. Yes. Because they sat that war out. Oh, yes. So it's analogous for the French. I don't think they did to that war out. I think they sent the Marquita Lafayette and then he befriended a young Hamilton.

Well, I meant to say for the French Polynesians. Yes, yes, yes. Aaron, you fell asleep for a couple of minutes here because your eyes closed and you woke up and you're rip van Puzzies for the rest of the sudden. I'm rip van Puzzies. Rip from the head place. Tell me, is my love still alive?

Are they married? Did I miss any wars? Oh, they're still alive, but they fucked a horse. Oh, so they're asleep for a hundred years. So now they're asleep. I'm old rip van P and pussies that hurts our vd rob vand and then

then pussies do you remember how to do riddles I do no we never knew how yeah that's the that's the whole secret of this whole thing here we go never knew how to do riddles do we introduce ourselves yeah happening Aaron here's what's gonna happen. I'm gonna power you down. I'm gonna turn you back on. That's called a hard reset. Your system will be hard reset.

Dead stop hard reset. Yeah, that sounds like a good call. I made a flighty robot. Her name is Aaron. She's malfunctioning. I like this story. A man and his boss have the same parents but are not siblings.

How is that possible? A man and his boss have the same parents, but they're not siblings, easy. He's his own boss. He's his own business. Yeah, this guy says, like, I gotta check with the boss and he's like, oh yeah, that's me. You fired. Yep, he's self-employed.

He got it. Yeah, you got it. Is it really that? There's also another situation where he, it's a person in their uncle. But that doesn't work. It doesn't solve the problem. No, it doesn't. Yeah.

KBZ, can I see a scene where you are self-employed, you are your own boss, but you're not doing great. Great. And you're just going to try to let yourself go. Oh, okay.'re not doing great. Great. And you're just going to try to like let yourself go. But gently. Gotcha. And let yourself go. I mean, just pack on weight. Yeah, yeah, yeah, stop showering. Thank you for coming into your performance review. So you didn't put pants on again. Not necessarily a bad thing just not a great thing Don't look at that you're covered in funnion dust You haven't had funions and almost four days

Sir, you have a client online one. I'm sorry. Siri. What was that? You have a client online one How do I how do I do lines on this thing? Please, please? We believe that Surrey Cruz is inside Business, Siri Should they're never gonna take you? We're gonna break down the door Wait before you break down the door No, you can't come in you don't have permission. You know, I want to see a warrant I was born with a full head of hair. I know my rights in you don't have permission. You know I want to see a warrant. I was born with a full head of hair

I know my rights. We don't have a warrant, but we have the loot and we have The location you think you're like a funny cop, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you think you're what you name funny cop Seymour oh boy. I know where this is going. Seymour badges. I'm sorry. What's that? Did you say see more badges? Jesus. My mother was on the ice of the creek. Oh yes. Yes, we all know your mom was James Van Der Beek. I'm going to count to three.

GVB. I'm going to toss in a confetti bomb. OK. All right. One, two, three. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Man, drowning myself in that tub didn't work. Back to being self-employed.

See. That really got away from us. Also, just like being self-employed is not so different from like Adel's life. Adel's self-employed. Whatcha like? Drown yourself in your tub. Trying to drive myself in my tub.

That's a word. Really have the same day over and over. Try to drive myself a new tub. Doesn't work. Really have the same day over and over. Try and drive off a clip with a, but you'll be late in mind. I learned how to play piano. Faunla with an enemy towel. So what is this? Punch Ned Rhyme himself off with an enemy towel.

Yeah, punch Ned Rhyme's in the middle of his neck. It's pretty great. Yeah, for a living, I just teach corporate improv and perform improv, do podcasts, and cook steak for people. Cook steak for people. Is it hard to have self-discipline? No, because as we all know, I'm a martial artist.

So every morning I wake up, I check in with my Chi, chop some blocks, punch some boards, do some flips, do some flippies. Oh, you should not do it in that order. You should stretch before you flip. Plenty of good chopping is not stretch egg. It sounds like you're cutting corners. I will say I consume way too much media.

Like every day, I keep a book for the last like year and a half. I've kept a book of everything. I every movie I watch every album I listen to every book I read every podcast I listen to everything for historians to find later. For his advice when I try myself my hands on that book it would be worth nothing. Less than the love. His book is ruined. It is, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's use it for puns. I like to keep abreast, that's why I've always buy chicken. That's why I've killed that woman. No, no, no. I was a woman chicken. A woman chicken.

A hen. Yes, hens. Did you know that in Britain, they call bachelor parties hendews? Is that true? Yeah. Stag parties in hendews. I went to a hens night in Australia

when my friend was getting married. They called it hens night. One talking about hendews. Well, I'm talking about hendews went to a Hens night in Australia when my firm was getting married. They called a Hens night Yeah, I'm talking about Hens. Well, I'm talking about what a Hens In Japan a Hintai In India, they are called Hens yes In the population is Hens when I went to that Hens night the theme it was like a burlesque We went to different burlesque clubs, which is so cool And I remember going to pick out now fit. And I was like, I'm gonna look so bad and trashy.

And I got to the party and I looked like a nun. I was like so covered up, compared. I was like, oh, we're all wearing underwear. Okay, I messed up. Wait, did you think that you were part of the burlesque show? No, we just like, I thought, I was like, oh, we're going out. It's like a head and like a bachelor at party. Like I should, and I bought like a long sleeve black dress that was sparkly. And I was like, this, we're going out. It's like a head, like a bachelor at party. Like I should, and I bought like a long sleeve back dress

that was sparkly. And I was like, this is probably over the top. I want to see a quick scene. Oh, no. Aaron, you're going to be, so you're part of a burlesque called Aaron Burlesque. I'll I'll Hamilton. GPC, you're the French way.

Hamilton themes burlesque. Yeah. Aaron Burlesque. Okay. And they went with the titular character from Hamilton. Yeah. Aaron Burr. Good.

And it's a story. And GPC, you're part of a burlesque night called Burkales, which is a Burkah, your Muslim. I don't know. Seed. And here we go. Hey, I just quit my job. Let's do another riddy. I was gonna try to make some Aaron Burr sexy puns, but I don't.

No, no, no. I had a thought about it. Let's just do three. Let's just hear it. I was just gonna go, but never discriminate between the cities and the states. They take, they take, and they take. Okay, so for the next one, let's just do 100% more confidence.

But there was just a name, but you just didn't know the states. They take the states. Anything that's sexy, to replace a word in the song with butts, that's sexy for you? Yeah, what's a, I want to be in the butt where it happens. That's the guy. No, I'm not. What's another song you sing in the show? Budadosha, Reds Meal, and every day. Do you hear my butt butt to say to you?

And Jellica, Eliza, and Buds. And Buds. Okay. I feel like this is this moment right now that we just created is gonna cause the most tweets with the one you missed this butt pun. And I'm thinking of 100 Hamilton butt puns, but I'm not going to say them.

So just know if you tweeted us. No, we got them all. We thought of them all. You're not saying them. No, but I actually would love, whatever Wednesday this comes out, can't wait to read all of your Hamilton butt puns. Every time.

I want to sit under my own fine. But the butt tree. Call me butt one more time. should have people hashtag more you should hashtag Hamilton butt puns if you want you should Tackle and Milba hashtag and then we're at it all of them That's my favorite thing as a parkcaster is going is is online when people are like you miss this joke I can I can confidently say that's my favorite thing well you miss a lot of jokes I miss a lot of jokes. I miss a lot of jokes. Aaron and I never get these tweets.

We never get people telling us that we miss jokes. Because I've never joked in JPC won't miss a joke. I will not miss a joke. And Aaron, you were crowned Miss joke in Boston? Yes. But that was because I made jokes. It was sort of a carry situation. You were crowned Miss Carrie?

No. Oh. This got away from us. We never had it. Every time you lose something, you always find it in the last place you look. You would look. Why is that?

Why is this? Every time you lose something, you always find it in the last place you look. Why is this? You always look in the refrigerator last. And why do you keep putting your keys in there, Don? You came home drunk again. Did you fuck that horse?

She smelled a horse cock. I assume when you fuck that horse? She smelled like horsecock. I Assume when you fuck a horse that means You're back into it No, and your butt smells like it Can you read it one more time here every time you lose something you always find it in the very last place You would look wise well, so is this actually a riddle or is this just like the common sense you find it because it's It's always in the last place to look because you stop looking after your friend. This is advice from Marie Kondo. Marie Kondo.

Marie Kondo. Marie Kondo. We're tidying up. Yes. And JVC is going to be pissed that I spoil this. What do you mean? But in the fourth I think episode, that episode's too sad to be on TV. Too sad for TV. Oh, oh spoilers from

Rick. I thought I was going to be pissed because of a spoiler for the answer to that riddle. No, I think I know. People haven't watched tidying up or we are going to give some spoilers right now for episode four. What happens is a woman is tidying up and she puts all our kids in a pile turns out she doesn't need all of them. None of them bring them up joy. She holds each kid and don't spark joy. Yeah, it's an old woman who lives in a show. That's what she looked. It's too sad. You need to watch it.

The answer's written. What was that? What was that? I'm not tidying up. If we could tidy up this episode. No, but you got it. 90% of the time. JPC. What? Yeah, JPC and 90% of the content. What does it mean? The only thing that sparks joy for me here is KJ and this, uh, seltzer water. KJ spills.

Let it be known that Aaron is holding, uh, 20 ounces of whiskey. I'm fine. Um, and she's just chained eating cigarettes. I don't know if you've ever seen it. You've never seen it. What chained you to cigarette. Aaron has a bottle of water in his car. I'm not hungry enough for a cigar.

It's sweat from Brian's help surf the Brian's Oh Pretty cool. You got the answer right Aaron just drank a full bucket of fish. You could tell anybody anything because they can't see me and they're gonna Believe you wait. What's the answer to the riddle? You JPC got it. It is in the last place. You would look because once you find it there. There's no need to keep looking You would stop looking Yeah, that's a syntax issue. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'll be ready for another one. Syntax, C4, explosive. You see four explosive? Yeah, I'm ready. What can an elephant make that no other animal can make? Giant ships. Papa Hornic. Ha ha ha ha.

What can an elephant make that no other animal can make? Man, is an animal, so keep that in mind. What can elephants make that no other animal can make? Do they call them, final keep that in mind. What can elephants make that? No other Elephant ears can make. Do they call them fun? Okay, so they call. Yeah, the column Meliola, Kernikix. What can elephants are so cute? They feel grief. You think? Yes. Oh, I don't want to know that. Yes. So they feel grief. They will go back and visit the

graveyard of their dead and like do more and for crying. Okay, I want to see a scene. You two are elephants and you are coming back from a funeral and you're just leaning on each other. Oh! Oh! Oh!

Wow! What a terrible! Oh, what an event! Terrible that Melissa was scared by a mouse, tipped over and broke her back and died. Oh man. That's insane. Unless you took the fucking mouse with her.

Yeah, oh yeah, don't be not to worry about that. You should crush that fucking mouse. Oh, but... Oh, there are nuisance. There's the only thing they can kill us. Carol, do you ever think about when we're gonna die? What do you mean, Jeff? I mean, we're all gonna die, right?

It just makes you think about it. Oh, Jeff, stop it! You're being morose! Stop it! You're being morbid! Well, we're elephants, you know? We take the bones of our dead, we pile them up, we make... Jeff! What?

I don't wanna think about this! Promise me that when I die, I wanna be cremated. Jeff! I don't wanna talk about this! And I want my remains turned into a ring, I want you to wear that ring on your trunk. Jeff, the second you die, I am dying too! My heart get up. Oh a little toy. No it's a mouse. Oh it's a mouse. Oh fuck you. Ah no excuse me you are friend killed my wife. You're my wife. You forgot my wife. No I'm waiting! Wait a second, you're that little mouse husband.

Fuck you! Fuck you! Fucking come on this up! You killed our friend! I know how to settle this. 9-11. What? Never forget?

Never forget. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh that does it! Okay, alright, good to see you! See you soon! See you soon! Oh

Real quick house what can I make that nobody else can make? Well usually get the answer from doing the impromptu yeah usually that jostle something loose Aaron How many mice have you played out in podcasts now? Oh, probably a hundred. I won't do a podcast as I can play a mouse. Oh God, what can an elephant make that no other animal can make? So they can do something with their trunk. Because no other animals have trunks. Well, they use the trunk to...

Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, shut up for a second. They use their... They use their trunks to talk. You know how if you are a kid in a tree house in the 1940s, you put cans together through string to talk. Yes. That's what they use their trunks for. They put their trunks up together and it creates a... Some of us still use that now.

They use their trunks to suck up water from pools so that they can blow water up their butts because that is a bidet is the ultimate nature's bidet elephants are nature's bidet bidet to you. But I might. What can elephants make a mess? Can somebody make an image that's an elephant washing its own ass? No. It's trunks stuck up its own ass that says elephant's nature's bidet.

But the elephant's clearly coming. I will. Oh, that elephant's clearly coming. Oh. What can elephants, oh god, dammit. What do I do? There's no doubt in my mind that that elephant is coming. We'll look on his face clearly.

The elephant's coming. Oh, themselves come. That's the thing the elephant can make. They can make it. No, no. Other people can do that toophan can make. That's the thing that Elphan can make. No, no. Other people can do that too. Other animals. We all know the Ocelot can make itself.

Oh, God, I just now amad you people drawing fan art for this episode. And they have to keep erasing the case being like a talk-sweat. Talk to their therapists. What can Elphan make? Is it a trumpet sound? Is this a, can I ask, and be honest with me, is this a pun or is it an actual riddle?

Yeah, none of, no riddles are actual riddles. That's a really interesting take. They can make, they can make a bow from their nose. Mm-hmm. They can, they can make. They can make, they can make elephant footprints. I mean, it's gotta be something like that, right? Yeah, but you're on the right track with that. They can make they can make the earthquake. Yeah.

Oh, is it is it trunk related? No. It's is it footprints related? No, but that way of thinking when there is two sets of footprints, you had an elephant. When there's one set of footprint, when there's one set of footprint, the elephant killed you're riding the elephant. You can ride, is this like, I was in India recently. You can get down from a goose, but you can get down from the elephant.

I saw 50 elephants all in one spot. Is that true? Yeah. Wow. Was it a funeral? It was mind blowing. It was, what was a divorce party?

Oh, people were splitting their elephants assets. Someone just telling me that they're going to a divorce party tonight. Was it you and the mirror? Yeah. Who was it? It was my mom and my dad and I'm traumatized. Let's go ahead. I give up on this.

Divorce parties, that's like a thing of the recent, those aren't, people didn't have divorce parties 50 years ago, right? Sure they did. Really? Yeah. I would like to see you see any. We're going to see one right now. Aaron and JPC, Aaron, you just got divorced.

Sure. Because you dress like a nun at a burlesque party. And JPC, you're a friend, the only friend who showed up to this divorce party. Oh, okay. And it's very much the 1950s. And you cannot say any words that are like current day or have any technology of current day.

Got it. Otherwise I'll stop the scene. We'll restart. Got it. Okay. Cell phone. All right. We're gonna stop.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Shit. No words of current day. Okay. No words of current day.

Okay. You have to talk in all 1950s idioms. Got it. Okay. Okay, shit. No words of current day. No words of current day. You have to talk in all 1950s idioms. Got it. Okay. Why 2K? Okay, we're gonna stop and restart. Okay, sure. Unless, unless JPC you brought $2,000 and Aaron you were questioning why?

Why 2K? They didn't call it 2K back then. Mm-mm. Aaron, I'm all busted up about your recent divorce. Oh boy. I just thought Steve was the bee's knees. I did too, turns out he didn't love me at all. Well, you know, you'll find another fellow out there, someone who's a real poochess

coach. You think so? Well, there's a million fish in the sea. You are a million. Oh boy, then why are you single? Me? Well, I'm a... I have a very specific taste.

What does that mean, darling? I'm very picky. I'm very choosing... Can I be about a doll? I've been fishing for this answer. Well, I guess you could say that my mate wouldn't really take human form. What does that mean? I'm in love with an elephant. What? Yes. They're the only creatures that can feel grief at the level that I feel.

We live in the middle of the city. How do you even meet an elephant these days? Why? Dear. Have you never been to a new-grown elephant club? No, of course not. Can we go now? No, no, no, no, no, no.

No, we stay in this room. The next one is not Dil's out of there. Same. James, what is the Puters' Coot? What? Puters' Coot? It's just an idiom from the 50s. This is the way the people talk to back then.

I like 1950s is like, yeah, see? Yeah, see? We're all in the mafia. 23s, canoe, 1958. What is the elephant rental answer? We gotta know. Oh, I thought I already told you. It's a baby elephant.

That's false because Henry Mancini. What's his name? Henry Mancini? Henry Mancini? Who? Henry Mancini? I don't know who that is. The singer? Henry Mancini is an animal, human, and he created the baby elephant waltz. Bum-bum-bun-bun-bun-bun-bun-bun-bun-bun-bun-bun-bun-bun. Is that what that's called? That's the video. Wait, where's that the Sanford and Sun's theme song?

That's the Sanford and Sun's theme song. No. What's the Sanford theme song? Is it the same thing? Oh, no. Baby elephant waltz and Sun's theme song. No. What's the Sanford theme song? Is it the same thing? Oh, no, Baby Alphan watch this. Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba- so confidently with zero corrective permission with a goat zero. You thought Henry Mancini wrote the San Francisco song and it was called the baby all of it. Waltz. I mean,

prove me wrong. 2019. It doesn't fight me. Are we ready for another one? Or last warm up, Riddle? I suppose. Oh, we're still in warm up riddles. Yes, we're 50 minutes in.

I don't think so. Jesus Lord. Last warm up. Yes. Smell me. Buy me and deliver me. I won't change. What Russian, but baby. What do you see bright? But Russian but we're talking about butts smell me by me Deliver me. Oh, this is that you two song

Hold me. Kiss me. Kill me. Smell me by me Better faster stronger Smell me by me. Smell me better if has turns drunker. Smell me by me. Smell me by me. Deliver me. I want me by me. Smell me by me. Deliver me. I won't change.

Perfume. Smell me by me. Deliver me. I won't change. I want change. I know what it is. What? Did you earn us pizza?

Yes. Smell me by me. Deliver me. Those bring us to our. Smell me by me. Deliver me. I won't change. This is a word one. It's not delivery, it's your baby, man.

Please take your baby. Stillborn, baby. It's not gonna be future baby. It won't change. No, Aaron, what he's trying to say is that it was stillborn. Even though the mom didn't want it, it was stillborn. Oh, okay. Technically, we're all.

So it's a positive story. Even though it's been an old classic. Smell me, buy me, deliver me, deliver me. Milk. Smell me by me. What gets delivered to store? Male, maybe. Think of...

Male babies. I go one at a time and think of what word is connected to that. Flowers. Smell me. Smell me. Flowers. Me. By me.

Me. I would say ignore by me. I'd focus on smell me and deliver me. Smell me deliver me. I would say, oh Lord, smell me and deliver me and deliver me. This one sucks. This one sucks. Yeah, it's actually bad. My Lord delivered me from evil, but not from Dejornos. The next time, if any listener is good at church, the next time you say deliver us from evil,

I need you to say, it's not deliver us. It's Dejornos. I'm not going to say, it's De Jornos. The next time, if any listeners go to church, the next time you say delivers from evil, I need you to say, it's not deliver us, it's the Jornos. We want that to say that, but in church. Stand up in church and say, it's not deliver us. It's the Jornos. I bet you'll get a couple of chuckles.

Do kids still go to church? I would love that. Also, we need to start a nightclub called Couple Chuckles. Couple Chuckles. No, it's like a standup club. Why did that elicit in you? You said, you don't like the word chuckles. You recently replaced words with butt.

You talked about being inside the butt where it happens and couple chuckles elicit in you. Chuckles. Quick butt. Quick, quick, quick. That's how it is. What is it about chuckles that you don't like? I don't know that word sounds disgusting.

I don't like the word upchuck to describe like vomit. What about upchuckles? What about upchuckles? What about upchuckles? That's when you laugh so hard you bar. That's true. Upchuckles. That's fun.

I feel like this episode, we've created so many fun things for people to get out there and do. It's like a little scavenger, huh? It kind of makes all of our other episodes look like dog shit. Yeah, honestly, I'm gonna go ahead and say it. This is our best episode. This is our best episode. And it's contained almost zero riddles.

Well, it's contained. This one, apparently, is gonna make me very sad when you can't answer to it. You're gonna go, what? Aaron, here's what I want. I want a squiddle. That's a riddle that involves squids. This is all gross words.

Is this a squid? No. What's the answer? You want to know? I don't know. You get up. I have to give up. Smell me, buy me, and deliver me. I won't change.

What am I? It's a word. Clothes. It's a word that's spelled different ways that all applies to these. It's a homonym. Yeah, like they sound the same, but they're all different words.

Rose, we get delivered. Flower. FLU. Oh, flower. FLUR. FLUR. No, I already said flower to smell me by me Deliver me deliver me pizza when something's been delivered. I already blanked it Fucked it you already when someone's been delivered you already blanked it. Yeah, well when something's been delivered to someone if I

Delivered it to someone I already paid no I Fucked no, I'm delivering it to someone I put it in the mail and then it's yeah sent SC ENT You smell something sent SCNT. Mm-hmm. I don't get the buy-a-win though. See ENT Buy a cent that's what the confusing part was. Okay, okay, I get it. So, scent is the answer. Yes. What? I'm kind of upset.

Yeah, so let's take a quick break. We're gonna take a break. I'm gonna. Do you wanna go punch the hell out of your anger bag? I'm gonna go punch my anger bag. I'm the anger bag. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. What's going on here?

No, no, no, no. Let's back on there. The anger bag is a real thing. It's a- I'm like a KJ laugh,, let's not go there. The Aiger bag is a real thing. It's a- That's a KJ laugh, and that's all that matter. It's a plastic dual bag full of dailed meat and add a punch to get his anger up. Calling me a back.

Listen, that's a coffee net. Dailed. Dailed. Me, so dailed. Dailed bread and a punch, me, anger fat. I'm sorry, that is not a good joke, I'm sorry. All Yeah, we're gonna take a break. I'm just gonna punch myself and we'll be right back with more Hey Hey GPC.

Uh, uh, yeah. You're not in trouble. I just need help. I'm, um, pranking Adal. And I'm sending up a whole website to prank him. Um, can I just need some advice? This podcast is sponsored by Squarespace. I'm not, I'm not mad at you. We're pranking Apple. Spaces to all the one website platform for entrepreneurs to stay in doubt and to see it online. Whether you're just starting out or managing a growing brand,

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Yes. You know, too long, so don't make it right. Here we go. Hold on, I'm not settled. Hold on, I'm gonna punch my finger back. You know, get a little, hmm. Okay, a little winter. Oh, real quick.

Did anybody order this artichoke dip? Did anyone order this artichoke dip? Yeah, otherwise only the audience would be interested. Oh, oh, I thought you were making fun. Where's the pun? I'm just trying to get our Applebee's order right? When Adela is speaking, all my brains go in. I making fun. Where's the pun? Yeah. I'm just trying to get our Applebee's order right? When Adela is speaking, all my brains go in. I ordered this.

Where's the pun? I ordered the uh, uh, she cookie, what's she, uh, uh, skillet cookie. She cookie? She cookie? Excuse me, can I have a sheet cookie? I want to get Applebee's order three things. She cookie's filling cookie salad cookie. You do the math, I do the Alfredo.

Yes. Somebody put that out of plate. Applebee's, when you're here, your friends. You do the math, I'll do the Alfredo. Somebody put that on a plate. Apple bees when you're here your friends. You do the math. I'll do the Alfredo Are we ready? Yes, a married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered upon their arrival This is all about delivery. Yeah, yeah upon their arrival the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer A portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He was asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very in favor of it. The doctor said the pain. They were both very in favor of it. Yeah. That also has so many typos in it. So just forgive me. The doctor said the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably

more pain than the father had ever experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. Okay. The doctor said, I adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try it out for 50%.

The husband continued to feel quite well. Oh, I'm gonna stop you real quick. Is there a puzzle coming? Yes, since the pain. I don't want to say about this. I've pulled these out. Because so far, this is just torture porn. Hold on!

Hold it this. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged. So what? It was taking the pain away from her. Yeah, it was taking the pain away from her. Okay. obviously helping out the wife considerably the husband and What it was taking the pain away from her okay helping out the wife considerably the husband and courage hold on It was to stop it the doctor to transfer all the pain The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain She and her husband were ecstatic That's what wait what's the riddle riddle? That's the riddle? There's one more line that gives it away, so I'm not

going to read what it was at all. Why wasn't he in any pain? Where was the cause this machine is both? Yeah, this is not a real machine. The doctor who said this is a homeless person. This is this is fake. This is fucking made up. No way you got this on WebMD. The doctor was, so here's what it is. The man, the doctor was the mother. The man was carrying L.A.'s, this is the Princess Pride. The doctor was the six-finger man. He used that machine with the water. He put the suction at the Weiss-Vagina. Yes.

The father died, but then he got brought back to life by Billy Crystal. Oh, yeah. The man was a homeless. The pain was so bad. The pain was so bad that the man died, but then he got brought back to life by Billy Crystal. Oh, yeah. The man was a homeless. The pain was so bad. The pain was so bad that the man died. That's why transferring the rest of the pain didn't do anything because he was already dead. Good guess.

Yeah. Well, I got the answer right. Yeah. Was he dead? Was he dead? No. Was anyone dead? No.

Good. The maybe little poppa dead for Puzzies. No. Poppa dead for Puzzies. Dead stop for Puzzies. No. Good. Maybe let's pop a dead for Puzzies. No. Pop a dead for Puzzies. Dead stop for Puzzies. No. Okay. Okay. So the woman was feeling pain. Yes. And she was feeling considerably less pain as the thing went up. Yes.

But the man was not feeling any pain. No. It's because the man's not giving birth. Well, no. No, it's supposed to be having. It's supposed to be transferring the pain to him. Did it say when it said they transferred 10%? Did it say that the man experienced the worst pain

He's ever felt or should be experiencing He should be so he wasn't all time has this man actually experienced worse pain than a Then a child being born like has he listened to his wife's stories Did he have to go to the mall with his wife? One, did he have to hold the purse? I know I think I know the answer the man was married The man's wife was a minion and minions bring so much joy that you can't feel pain when you're Are there any female? Are there any female minions?

Excuse me. I know is that one is named Kevin my friend is a million million Is a million actually apologize my girlfriend's a million slum dog. Where did you meet your minion girlfriend? Villains workshop spicable creep Any more gases listen my girlfriend is a minion. Yes. Do I love her and controlably? Absolutely not Are you trying to get a part and despicable me for where you play the boyfriend of a minion? Yes a human boyfriend of a minion. Yes, that seems can we do a cook audition? Yeah, and you're gonna be a minion and I'm gonna be your boyfriend

God, I forget how they sound you need to sound like a minion sounds. Okay. I'll guess if you see you'll You're the director and the director and I'm also casting the movie apparently I'm like you're very despicable. It's in history. Here we go Cut I'm sorry. Am I a role in my dating and he walk? What's going on there? What's that am I dating an he walk? Disshing for a part. No, I don't want The minions already got the part, okay, you're auditioning Okay, and this is stocker Channing. This is stocker Channing. Yes, okay. Can I get a different actress in here? Yeah, we can Who do you prefer the living in John? Yeah, we'll get a living in John. She's still alive Oh, hi, yeah, right?

Xanadu. Yep, there she is. And action. Oh! Oh! Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b You and action she just went up a pneumatic to action. There's a pneumatic main tube. She just Just can't begin That's mumbo for a magic time. Yeah, but it's am I close? Where's your accent? I'm a big good show by the way Yeah, yeah magic tavern. What if minions sound like oh? I've never seen the movie I've never seen the movie. They always say Uteany. Uteany? Uteany? I can't do this.

And scene. So is Adel correct in that it is a minion? No. Okay. Is the man... Does he have a different wife? Does he... No. Is he like... paralyzed? Is there any dude? Is part of his body not working? Is there anything physically wrong with the man? Is there anything physically wrong with the woman? Is there anything physically wrong with the woman?

Oh, how long is this penis? I can call and ask. Oh, is this the one you're gonna call the hotline? I make that call a lot. The randomdoogenerator.com hotline. Mm-hmm. Oh, boy. Can we get a hint?

The machine doesn't connect to him. Oh, that's why. The machine doesn't connect to him. But the that's why the machine doesn't connect him. But does the machine work? The machine works. This is the dumbest thing ever. It's not dumb. It's when I tell you what the last line I picked,

is this from Riddles with holes in them or whatever that Nathan Levy? Wait, does the, where does the machine connect to the woman? Does that connect to her? Is it important that it connects to her or not to him? Yeah, not to him. And it's supposed to transfer the pain to the father. the pain in the pain does get to the father. Yes But he doesn't feel I just told I just gave it away. Does it go to a specific part of his body that doesn't exist like a uterus? No

shit The machine wasn't hooked up for she's sitting next to her husband. Yeah, the machine while she gives birth She should lay down. She's laid down. She's stand up. She's right next to her husband. Yeah. The machine's working. She's sitting while she gives birth. She should lay down. She should stand up. She's gravity. Right next to her husband, the machine's connected to her in ascending pain to the father. Mm. Is Mory there with an envelope and he says,

good news you are not the father. Is that it? Yeah. It is more a father to feel pain because he's not the father. Yeah, the last line of the riddle is when they got home, the mailman was dead on the on the porch. Wow. The mailman was dead on the porch. Wow, the mailman died itself.

The paint ran through the mailman. The paint to the baby's father. The wife cheated on her husband with the mailman and it was his baby. Wow, dog killed the mailman. Yeah, the dog killed the mailman. The father. I'll never know who the father is.

Unless we go to church. Do it, is that still a trope? Do a lot of people still fuck the mailman? Because that's like the old joke. It's like, hey, your baby, it looks a lot like the mailman. Yeah, in 2019, it's the milkman. You don't have the milk delivered?

Yeah. Well, it's actually, it's the milkman. I think my parents don't have milk. It's the milkman. It's the mud. My parents get a delivery from Hornstrafarms. Hornet farms? Hornet farms.

Hornstrafarms. Hornstrafarms, it's a place in Massachusetts farm. Hornstere farm. Hornstere farms. It's a place in Massachusetts, and it was very invoked when I was younger to get your milk and ice-groom delivered from them. That makes sense. What would the slogan be of invoked, slowed, salt-pilk? That's just crazy. I don't know.

Yep, that's exactly it. Was that them? Can I see a scene? Yeah. I like how this mailman died from the paint of childbirth. Yeah, well, finally, someone understands. Also, it's funny that he was at their door when he was receiving all that paint. Yeah.

He was probably waiting in bed, probably. It's timing. If you're the mailman and you get someone pregnant, then you can pretty much fuck them without a condom. For like a few buds, a little. Oh. That kind of lesser degree than most of, no. For like a few buds, a little bit. Oh. J.G.C. That kind of lesser degree, then, then,

chuckles. Chuckles. So I want to see a scene. And Adel, you are giving birth. And you are hooked up to this machine, J.G.C. And it's slowly dawning on you. I am hooked up. No, you're not hooked up.

But you're like, you're supposed to be getting the pain. It's slowly dawning on you, why you're not feeling any up, but you're like you're supposed to be getting the pain. It's slowly donning on you Why you're not feeling any pain got it got it got it? Oh? It's so bad. Gerald it's not bad. Is it yeah, maybe I just have an insane pain threshold Oh, can you take some of the pain? Yeah, I get a doctor can we go up to maybe 50% I suppose so okay? I mean, it's really not so bad. Oh I suppose so okay, I mean it's really not so bad. Oh You come for pain. Oh

I feel I feel a little bit better. Do you I honestly don't can we crank it up to a hundred? I honestly don't feel anything That's my dream. I'll do it. Oh, how do you feel now? I feel nothing. Oh? my god Oh my god, what I'm Invincible I'm Invincible you know I've never broken a bone. I don't think I can feel pain. Honey, is this because we watched Unbreakable last night? No, it's not because of that,

but I am getting ready for glass, and I'm very excited about it. You're excited for glass? I'm excited for glass. No, I'm experiencing pain again. Oh, great. I'm trying to be as excited for glass. I can't feel pain.

You know what you should do is jump off the top of the building. What? What did you say? Jump off the top of the building, and if you don't get hurt, you were right. Okay. You're at a hospital and you get hurt. You're old, don't jump off the building.

It's a hospital. Okay, even if I do and I do get hurt, I'll just come to the hospital. I'm invincible. Even if you're invincible, you can still, did you watch Spider-Man into the Spider-Pers? Yes. The first time he jumps off a building, he doesn't know how to use his powers correctly.

Yeah, and he falls and he's fine. Maybe. And that's a little kid. I'm a 48 year old man. Have a good kid. Way too late. Social commentary. No, old dads.

I'm jumping up. I'm going to the ju- I'm not all bad. No. I'm going to the top of this building and I'm jumping off of my way there. If I see a cop I'm taking his gun. It's something I've always wanted to do. I always think about doing what I'm sitting next to him.

Oh miss your mailman's here to see you. Oh that checks out. Typical. No, it's all of it they're saying deliveries. Let that tall sex you trickle water in here. Hey, oh, oh, hi. Hey Dave, my wife's just getting ready to, or she's sitting there.

You've seen my vagina before. Yeah, yeah, like a classic male, but that's where I deliver your male. Yeah, the male slots. That's what we call it at our house. Are you doing here? What are you doing? What are you doing?

What are you doing? She's giving a baby, I'm the husband. Giving a baby. Yeah, we're giving up for an option because I'm too old to take care of. You're like, oh, birthing a baby, giving a baby. All right. Because you're giving a baby to the world. Yes I got I got it. Take care of this baby. I got it from here bow. I'm sorry Dave

I've got it from here Because I need to go take a cop's got to jump off this hospital Oh, what a labyrinth of a scene So many layers to it. It's like a layer of cookie. If I see a comp like out in public, I go up to them every time and I say, excuse me, officer, I was just standing by that guy

and he was talking about taking your gun. What the fuck? I'm just silently staring at them. I thought they were gonna talk longer. No. Okay, do you have another riddle? Did that riddle make you mad? Did it make me horny, baby?

Yeah. No, I don't think it made me mad, but I think I was pretty satisfied that we got to it, and I'm glad you did not do the last line that absolutely gave it away. What if Austin Powers was about a man named Austin who had superpowers? What if it was about a man who lived in Austin and he worked as a- It's about superheroes in Austin. Powerwashing, store?

Yeah, you bring in your concrete and we'll powerwash it for you. Doing a blue-collar job as a power? Yes, that's true. Are we ready for another long one, Saoie? Yes, I'm ready for another Saoie long one. Two spies want to get in an enemy's military base. Mr. Mrs. Smith, in order to get in, they have to give the correct counter sign to the

guard at the gate after he gives them a sign. So they wait hidden nearby the gate so that they will over here the counter sign from another soldier. One soldier comes in the guard, sorry. One soldier. So counter sign, we're talking like, give a penny, take a penny? Yeah, like they're exactly like that.

A sign you see, yeah, cashier. Yeah, yeah. Counter sign. Has anyone ever, I don't know. I don't know. I don't think I've ever given a penny. Oh, but I always give more than a penny because whoever has a penny.

But if it's like dimes and nickels, they won't take it. They won't take it? No, it's a give a penny ever given a penny. But I always give more than a penny because whoever has a penny. But if it's like dimes and nickels, they won't take it. They won't take it? No, it's a give a penny, take a penny. And they're pretty serious about that rule. Well, that can't be true. You're bringing that up? I want this conversation to end to what it's for you. Oh God.

One soldier comes and the guard gives a side six. The soldier answers three. The guard lets him pass. Another soldier comes and the guard gives a sign, six. The soldier answers three, the guard lets him pass. Another soldier comes, the guards. So it's about how long their dicks are. Yes, the guard says 12, and the soldier gives the answer, six. Gotcha. The guard lets him pass. So the first spy goes to the gate, and the guard says 10.

The spy sure that he knew what the answer was, says five. Immediately, the guard shoots him, then the other spy who saw that the spy was killed when he was giving the counter sign had now understood that the right, what the right answer would have been. Whatever, whatever the guard sign, sorry. This is messed up.

Okay. All right, all right, let me pause. Then the other spy who saw that the other, oh, no. There's a major typo in this. Then the other spy who saw that the other spy was killed when he gave the counter sign had now understood what the right answer would be, whatever the guard sign was. So he walks to the gate and the guard says, eight. The spy gives the correct answer and the guard lets him in.

What was the answer the spy gave? So it was six and a three, 12 and a six. So it's not having, which is what the first guy thought it was. And then he went 10 and then he says five and that was wrong. So six to three, 12 to six. 10. Was not 5, but that's the answer to you. And what was the last one was? 8, so we're figuring out what the answer to 8.

I got it. Do you really want more? Wait. It's 4. Shoot, you bad spying. Why is it 4 because it's... You did the same faulty pattern at the other game. Well, I didn't think...

I thought that was trying to mislead you. I thought the pattern was 6 to 3 is going alphabetically. So it's at QRST. So 6 to 3 ST, right? Yeah. So I thought maybe 8 would be 4 because it's EF alphabetically. That's clever. That's clever.

12 to to yeah. What do you think, GPC? Well, the guards, what the guard said, I'm doing the operator, the guard said 6, 12, 10, 8. 6, 12, 10, 8. 6? The order in which you say these things doesn't matter. Yeah, because it doesn't matter,

because it's a code, it's a one-on-one code. Yeah. It has nothing to do with. There's something it's indicating something that's not just the numbers. That's totally correct, Adam. What do you have a hint for us? It really feels like any hint I give you might give it away. Are these all whole numbers?

No. They're not. You're on the right track. These are all whole numbers. No. They're not. You were on the right track. So it has to do with the first letter, or maybe like, so, 10 huts. Well, she said they're not all whole numbers. So like, you could do like a 5.5.

No. No. No, they're all gonna be, sorry, I misunderstood your question. They're all gonna be whole numbers. What did you think I meant? How do I talk to you? Number for the numbers of the most famous?

Well, whatever it means to have this conversation then. Great. Ah boy, okay. I mean, if I was the last spy I'd go up there and say 69 420 and then I'd shoot the fucking garden ahead. Then you bury him, dab on his grave. Dab on his grave. I save the day, I take the bombs, I get the nukes.

All right. I want to see a scene. Your two James Bond-esque spies, both very confident, but you've been paired together for this mission and you're trying to decide who goes up to the guard. There can only be one James Bond type. That's what these James Bond is. It's a fucking original. Yeah.

Well, we'll see how this scene ends, huh? So what are we doing? We're taking a bomb. No, you're no. You are waiting at your, the two of you have been put on this mission together And you're trying to figure out who's gonna go up to the guard first All right old boy. It's obvious that neither one of us is going to be able to crack this code That's right good chap. So we have to figure out which one of us is gonna be the sacrificial lamb that Mary had going up to the guard

Hmm. Well lamb sounds good. I'm not in the mood for fine dining. The way I see it, I'll go up to the guard, seduce him, and then sneak into the base myself. Hmm. Seduce. Try it. Try it. Oh, okay. Just like that. Yeah. Wait. watch it. Hold on seduce two Adooses a two adooses a two taking a shit shit or miss

Miss Saigon yes musical California I think I want you to go David to cover me and chovee v for vendetta Data I don't even know what the connection between some of the words that you're saying is. It's... Oh boy. It's 42, whatever they say. Answer 42, go on now.

Okay. Hello. I'm just here to do the Russian military business that we're all here to... You there, God! He's gonna take your gun! Oh! Let's... Lamb! Military business that we're all huge you there God he's gonna take your gun. Oh Lamb God I don't know the number of riddles are I are very difficult. I feel like I would not even call it a number riddle Can you give us another calling response, but there's a pattern think of letters? I did Think again of letters. So KJ. KJ, do you have the answer? So six.

S-I-X almost, it's almost six. Oh, six is three letters. Six is three letters. So six into three. Three is three letters. Oh, so it's a number of letters. Yeah, and to six. So, 12 is six letters. He said 10. That would be three. Three letters. So eight. The guard says eight. Would be five. Yeah, five. You got it. I'm so proud of you. You got it. I'm really proud of you. I too. Friends just got the answer and I'm very proud of them. KJ, I select that sound by upload it to all porn. That goes at the end of all porn. I'm so proud. of all porn. I'm so proud. Oh my god. Yes, Tweet us, porn clips with that splicing from the end of credits ever. Oh, yeah, okay

Also, there's a lot of bonus scenes there's a lot of We want you to join the next board It's a crazy how many people worked on that say below Jackson was at the end of a lot of porn. It's just doing, playing that part. People are like, yes, like $100,000. I'll take the money. I'll do it. We would have approved you. Oh man, that really made me laugh.

Okay, cool. Okay, cool. We definitely nailed that. We're gonna move on. Hey Aaron and JPC. Not now. Fuck you, you're a real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real Started to practice the sweet science. Oh, is this the sandbox? Yes, is it? Why don't you just say that? Thank you. I'm gonna be a fun little a Sandy's here. Say new wife. I'm here. I'm here guys. Jesus Christ. He no, no, no, he looks like me though. That's true. I buried him up to his neck

in sand. I can't see my notes, but I can talk. Hi guys. Hi Andy? How are you doing? So good. We're good. I mean, do you want to go to the beach sometime? Instead of just hanging out in the sea? No, I actually hate the beach. Do you really? Anytime I've got a vacation with a significant other, they're like, let's go to Hawaii or some, and I'm like, I don't.

So you go on vacation? I want, I want, I want, I want, let's go to Hawaii. I want, like, concert tours. I want culture. I want food. Like, I love New Orleans. I love, but. Oh, see, I'm exhausting. Can I a quick side now? I'm going to New Orleans very soon and I told our brag our friend Mike Jimerson and like a rehearsal that I was going there and Adel or someone

or a Adel Ferrell or someone was like Adel just sent me the longest email of suggestions. He, like, he won't stop if you start talking about New Orleans and I was like, what the fuck? Because like, he just, Jimerson sent me one text and said, do you have any recommendations for New Orleans? So I sent him one email to say I won't stop.

No, no, Farrell said that. Oh, God you, about like, he'll just go on and on. And then I was like, can you just send me, he just forward me the email? So Jimerson forward me. Oh, no, about like you just like he'll just go on and on and then I was like can you just send me he was bored Me the email Anyone who responds to a text with an email is an insane person at all just so you know my name You saw how long the email was But it's actually very helpful what my mom

Oh, yeah, and let me know how you like it. I guess let Mike know and then Michael let me know since you don't want to talk to me You don't even know which one I am you're like let Mike know and then Michael let me know. Since you don't wanna talk to me, you don't wanna direct line to, you don't even know which one I am. You're like floodgative. And then Adel. Sandy, what were we doing? Oh, well, let me shake all this sand off. I'm here to give you some puzzles.

Oh good, yes. That was a glass you were covered in. You are cut badly. Okay, I'm gonna go the hot box. I guess glass is sand. That's right. Heated. Yeah.

What do we got in the puzzle box? Okay, so I got some movie quotes for you. Okay. Seems easy enough. Can't be. Not really a game, but okay. Right, I'm just gonna use that. Usually you have like a...

I wrote a script. Did you read this game? Did you fuck my wife? Very good. Say anything. There's like a cat that I brought back on Malice. And it's like, I brought this for you. Oh, it's dead. Please get it out of the house. It seems like maybe you're scraping the bottom of the bucket

of what you are able to provide to the table here, Sandy. Sorry, choreographed this short little dance. Maybe having you back for the fifth time was a big mistake. I have some labels from food. Okay, we're sorry. Okay, I'm assuming there's a recall. If it is just movie quotes, I'm gonna feel like a real asshole. Okay, so here's an example.

I'm gonna give you a reinterpretation of a movie quote, and then I'll also give you the decade that it came out, and then you gotta tell me the real quote. Okay. interpretation of a movie quote and then I'll also give you the decade that it came out and then you got to tell me the real quote Okay, so if I said for example What the beaver said to the doe at the gift exchange when asked if a certain gift was his you would say Frankly my dear. I don't give a damn That's a bad one No, no, it was a long walk, but I get. It was a long walk.

Can you just give this straightforward quote, and we'll try and guess what the actor's motivation was? Oh, god. All right, so should we go from in chronological order? And that's from the Scarlet Letter. From the 30s upward. OK. Here's the 30s.

What the lost driver said to his passenger when crossing into Missouri lost lost driver said to his passenger when crossing into Missouri. The lost driver said to his passenger when crossing into Missouri, famous quote from the 30s. Hey, I'm walking here. What's on the other side of Missouri? Other side of Missouri.

Frank the major, I'll give it to him. Oh, hey, we're not in Kansas anymore. Dating, dating. I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. Because he's lost. Yes. I don't think we're in Kansas anymore because he's lost. Yes. I don't think we're in Kansas One of Aaron's most coveted Ideas is to play the witch in Wizard of Oz. Yeah, you're a good listener. That's my dream

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I'm ready. What is that? What the farmer said to the baby goat? That'll do pig. Here's looking at you, kid. Nailed it. Wow. I recently watched that movie it sucks that movie so What's a blanca sucks? Come at me everyone for the sick can't tell Everyone just glare daggers at Aaron. I had a good no montage of them following love is the biggest bunch of bullshit of everything They both look miserable also for those who can't see Aaron were a blue shirt This is father of the bride on it's a bunch of bullshit of everything and they both look miserable. Also for those who can't see, Aaron were a blue shirt. This is Father of the Bride on it.

Obviously a homemade shirt. I don't know. I don't know how to wrap it. I'm just kidding. For those who can't, are there some people who can? Yes. Yeah.

And people that subscribe to this special feed. Yes. All right. I've never seen Casablanca. I assume it sucks as well, because it's black and white and it looks boring Moving on to the 70s, but it is my favorite street fighter character. Ah, yes You're not Probably won't know this. I don't know just that whole decade the 70s

Cinematically is pretty lost on me. Yeah, if it's not shaft. I'm out. Can we just I'm sorry Can we just see a 15 minute monologue of Blanca, the Street Fighter character, going home after a long day of electrocuting people? So this is Blanca. This is Blanca and his Kasa, JPC, you'll play Blanca. I don't know that I want to do the Blanca voice. Okay, here we go.

Sandy, what else you got? All right, 70s. What the tennis tournament winner said in response to the loser when the latter apologized. Wimbleton, I'm home. Did you say it one more time? Yeah, what the tennis tournament winner said in response to the loser when the latter apologized. So the loser to the tournament is apologizing. He's really bad at tennis And the winner says oh

Don't apologize This from the 70s the godfather. I know it was you you broke my heart love You're on the right track 15 love love. You know any question love love and nothing It what I think 15 love I think Woody Allen. Me and Hatten. Love. Love. My ass.

The movie title in fact has the word love in it. Love actually in the 70s. Love. Love. Love. I don't know the it's a famous movie. Yeah, very famous movie very famous quote you guys know it back there No, it's love in a title who's give us give us a someone else in a meal. Oh, is that Tatum's dad? damn

Give us a hint about the plot of the movie It's about a young couple who falls in love and then she gets sick and They're both at Harvard oh Oh Joe pesci what's that called? Got good fellas You call me Joe pesci how am I Joe pesci tell me how I'm Joe pesci to you? Okay, I'll just give you words in the quote until yes great first what is love

uh-huh and means love means love means more love me love means never having to say your sorry ding ding ding what movies love story uh I've never seen that again yeah I've never heard that I mean I have heard that I knew the quote as well I thought that was just like a life quote I didn't know it was a movie quote love me me, never having to say yo, sorry. What the fuck is that for a life quote? Yeah, I think so. Who knows? Well, no one knows for sure.

No one knows. You see any, look it up, close. Absolutely no one knows. What do you mean to look up? Is Catherine Hepburn in that movie? No, she is not. Great, right? I looked it up, we did look it up.

It states you looking it up, maybe. Oh, see, but. Oh, looking at a boy. I've, also. See, but looking at that boy, I'm talking about that. Yeah, a feral. Yeah, I'm speaking at Catherine Hepburn. Yeah. Hepburn makes me think of Harper.

And Harper makes me think of while you're in New Orleans, don't go to Acme Oyster House. You want to go to Felix's across the street. Do you want to get the chart-girled oysters? They are the best. You're going to get a little side of bread. You're going to put the oysters on the bread. You're going to eat that.

You're going to get some a beat of purple haze, perhaps. Wash that down a good time. I love oysters so much. Maybe get a side car or a sezurek. Am I rich? All of a sudden? In the scenario, when the hot air before I go. Is this what your Patreon's for?

Yes, it's a really, really, really. It's a good oyster, Chargroulo. All right, what the IT consultant suggested you do when considering the second button on the Google homepage. What technical service? 70. 70's. Revenge of the nerds. Do's the full quote? You got to ask yourself one question. Yeah, you got to ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky?

Nice. Is that button still there? I'm feeling lucky. I feel like I wrote that question. I want to do 100,000 more of these. I think it's got to be still there. Yeah. Okay.

This is the 70s as well. What the record store shopper said about the Paltry George Michael selection? Chicken freedom. No, not Paltry. Empire. Paltry. Okay, George Michael, what is he saying faith freedom of faith oh faith faith is right Know any quotes that have the word faith in it you've got no faith in me 70s. No, it's something about no faith

Faith no more Give me a hint about the like the essence of this movie. What's it still? In space No, give me a hint about the like the essence of this movie. What's it steal? It's in space 2001 a faith Odyssey in faith no one can use cream the first Star Wars because that was in 70s, okay Have faith May the faith be with you always it made the faith be with you from Star Wars. No, it's why don't you have any wham? It's these three will be better than the next Obey Wam Kenobi

Now it's by by the your friend and mine Darth Vader wake me up before you boba I love you faith I I love you faith I'm going to church you have to have faith in the dark side or you're stupid Well, there's no faith is that's a bulb of the issue is that there's a lack of faith and I find yeah You're God What is that I find your lack of faith I said there's no faith and you're like I find your lack of faith Disturbing I found I find your lack of oh this it's the character of John Cani plays barf yes, I'm my own best friend I would like another one. Here's another one. This is the 80s now. Okay, wait. What was the quote?

I find your like a face disturbing. I have the off-bait. What the basketball player said when introducing his buddy, the horse jockey. Um, white man can't jump. Okay, so it's. No. So it's it. So it's a basketball player. Uh, and he's introducing his friend. Yeah, tall. He's got a. And he's introducing his friend. What's Jacky? Yeah, tall. He's got a friend, and he's introducing him. Say hello to my little friend.

Yeah. And nailed it. Which is from Madagascar. It's from Madagascar. You say Madagascar, but you're not far off. Like geographic. Madagascar. Madagascar.

It's like a silhouette. Madagascar. That's pretty good. Just Madagascar face. Madagascar face. That's pretty good. That's a game. That's a game. Is that a game? I would love a game that is, kids movie mashed up with a very violent movie. Very violent movie.

G with R. We'll call it great, but the G&R capitalized and in those little boxes. Let's do one more. What the manager, this is the 90s now, what the manager said to the singer after her bad performance of, I will always love you. You're fired. Bodyguard. What decade is this? I'm sorry. 90s. Is it from the bodyguard? No. Whitney Houston, we have a problem. Yeah. Houston, we have a problem. Yeah. From Apollo 13. Give you one more. Okay. What the teacher said to his failing students, and this is the Outs, early Outs. What the teacher said to the failing students?

What the teacher said to his failing students? Oh, I got this one. How do you like students? I want you to do it. Invoice. In character. I have nipples, fucker. Could you milk me?

Really? Anything? Mr. Sullivan, come into my office. You can't teach your name. What the teacher said to his family. If you have a classroom of failing students, any quote from F. Oh, it's a A.

No, it's not. Minuses. Oh, I got it. You shall not pass. Yes. That's a good one. That's my favorite. I like that one. And scene.

Yeah, it's all flungering. Get it off flungering. Anything to pluge? Anything to pluge? Anything to pluge? We're ridiculous. I'm a Swedish plumber. Anything to plough.

The Swedes are going to be all over Raster that one. But it was worth it. It's worth it to take those bastards down. Ah! I got, you know, my regular day you gig of making, like, puzzles for team buildings. If you're interested in that, you can go to my website, mysteryleague.com. And I put puzzles up on Twitter until I die every day. That's what I'm like.

At PTA. I die every day. How many lives do you leave? It's like a 51st days in the area. Every day I wake up and I ask myself. It's like my time off day. But with trivia, put your little hand in mind, do some puzzles on the internet. Sandy, thank you so much for swinging by.

Thank you for having me. We'll see you soon. See you soon. Bye forever. Thank you, Sandor. Goodbye. Okay. Wait till the door closes. What a schmuck.

What a schmuck. Awesome. I love being a bully. Okay, so. That sounds so good about me. Nothing's gonna change. Turns out people have heard of this show and have been listening. Wait, what? Well, we good about me. Nothing's gonna change. Turns out people have heard of this show and have been listening.

Wait, we stole this show. This was an Italian game show that we co-opted in English. It's going to be, hey, I didn't read it. I didn't read it. I just put a chair in it. There we go.

And we have gotten some mail. What's our mail jingle? Hey, two got mail. Jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, We got a couple letters and we got one from Claire and where is she from? Claire is from Scotland Scotland from Shrekville, which is the sheep Deeply impressive. Yeah, Claire didn't just send a lovely letter. No Claire sent gifts. She sent us for Christmas Claire sent us some packages. We open our packages. I have it's they're all what do you call these cross stitch? Cross stitch is just incredible labor and sense of cross stitching mine is like a Scottish tartan or flat, I guess That says old man puzzles in the middle and it's absolutely stunning. What is yours? I say JPC minds as Papa Hornie for puzzies and it's got two

Goose on there swan and he And it's got two goose on it. Swan, they're swan. And he, goose. JPC opened it, was like, oh, geese. And they are so clearly swan. We're gonna post a picture on our Instagram. How do you tell the other? They were like, oh, two in a swan on a goose.

One broke up with me, and the other never agreed to date with me. We should preface this by saying that Aaron dated Anthony Daniel, he's not gunned. And I also got a Christmas ornament with a picture of, or a cross stitch of spaghetti on it that says it's a spaghetti Christmas. It's spaghetti being your dog, not the pasta? Dog, not pasta.

And what did you get? I got one that is, I, the best. I think I got the coolest, most amazing one. It says Keith, and it real, but then it has tons of inside jokes from the show on it. And when we post it on the Instagram, I'll let you see for yourself, it's real, but then it has tons of inside jokes from the show on it. And when we post it on the Instagram, I'll let you see for yourself, all of the.

Oh, you'll let them see? I'll let them see for themselves. We're not sponsored for all the listeners. Aaron's finally gonna let you see the Instagram. Take it off private. So thank you so much, Claire. And she also included a very nice letter, but I think it was meant just for us to be read.

So we want to, so thank you so much. It's incredible. Claire, I hope you have a great day. Claire, I can't believe you made this. It's incredible. I can't believe you made this and in the morning. I'm making love on. I would be so bad at this.

In short, such a good job. Podcasts. Let's go around and let's say things that we'd be bad at. Ma, more Titician, delivering babies. The emotional and connecting to another human being. Being patient, not having anxiety. I'm not that much of a dad. Enjoying this pod of cats.

Well, the man who's dead. Loving out of dead. Not Taby Mannings. Not Taby Mannings. Taby Mannings. I have terrible Taby Mannings. Taby Mannings. Taby Mannings.

That's what I call table manners. TABY mayonnaise is a Peyton mayonnaise. Tabitha mayonnaise. That means what he stays in hotels. TABY mayonnaise is when you get a mani-peddie at a table. Yep, and thank you, Claire, and also thank you for putting my name first in the letter. I really appreciate it.

That is a dear Aaron, JPC, and Adel. Nope. It's not. So dear Aaron, JPC and Adel, nope. It's not. So that was awesome. If you have any gifts you want to send us, or Australian treats. Yeah. I just miss Australian sweets a lot. Is treat Williams, Australian? Yes.

If you're a man, your name is treat. You're from Australia. You come here, you date and marry Aaron. Mm-hmm. Please, but also if you are from Australia and you wanna send us caramel koalas, it's my favorite candy. I'll make you caramel koalas. No, you won't.

Yeah, just like you made do on all your other promises. Can I just say? I'm gonna make you love me home. I went over to JPC's Playstay of the Day and he did dip a koala in caramel. It was screaming. The sound, the sound? I cannot get out of my head.

I won't get out of my head. Oh no! I put that sound on Spotify playlist. This is a very animal-based episode. Okay. Well, you were the riff and puzzle. You did that. It's my fault.

And we got another letter. From Australia. From Australia speaking about it. We're such an international hit. With no, no I wonder what we did lose all of our Tire listeners 50 minutes ago though This is from Kevin and then in parentheses under it says seriously my name is Kevin wow So This is not just any kind of letter by the way

I responded to an email Once that someone had sent to the show and their name wasn't Kevin and I started it with hey Kevin and the email would be back and they're like, hey sorry my name's not Kevin. I was like, oh yeah, that was on purpose, wink and they emailed me back like, oh I guess I don't get it. I was like, you don't like that. Like from the show. I was like, we call, I called you Kevin, like from the show and they were like, oh my god,

I'm so sorry. I was like, don't worry about it. It's the last time I'll do that. I only listened to a film song and I turned so sorry. I was like, don't worry about it. It's the last time I'll do that. I only listened to a film song that I turned it off. It's the last time I love I'm trying to be clever and reply, you know. This is The Letter We Got From Kevin. Hey there gang, fun, fun intro. Just popping in to say hi from Australia. I am a massive fan. Absolutely love the show. I recommend it to my patients all the time. Whoa, pissing them off with riddles from the show. I recommend it to my patients all the time. Well

pissing them off with riddles from the lightning round side effect. They now all hate riddies and pussies Am I sorry? Of course not So I've attached a couple of things it would be magical if you could open the envelopes on air They're associated with these two riddles below. We won't do that. Thank you so much for We love the ask but we're good. We're all about exposition, but never following through. No, we know. Whatever. Just like, thank you so much for the letter, Kevin, the we stop. And then air just ate it.

And then we said Jupiter and then good night. All right. Ready? Yes. This is riddle one, pink envelope envelope. I'll throw it. I'll throw it next up. Of crikey. Nio throw it next up. I'm of crikey. Nile, envelope. Ultimate. Alright.

Far out, mate. Lights a beam. Lots of lights. A roller sky. A man you need, June. We're so bad at these accents. A man sets up camp and travels one mile south. Burnest.

He encounters a bear, which bites his leg off and makes off with it. Injured, the man then crawls east one mile, and then north one mile back to his camp. What color was the bear? Red, because of all the blood. Ooh, creepy. Can you say creepy? Creepy. It's too creepy for me.

Also, so many animals. Wait, why does it matter? What color was the bear? Because are they going to go hunt down this bear and they don't want to get the wrong colored bear? Well it's not a black bear because black bears are pretty good. Do you want to be considered? Timothy Treadwell was attacked by a grizzly bear.

Do you ever notice how Werner Herzog sounds like a real wolf? Sounds like a super wolf. So he goes south east. My name is Werner Herzog. He's not going to be game. Something to see. So he goes south east. My name is Northburner or Zalg. He's not gonna be by his camp at all. He's a mile away. A man sets up camp and then travels one mile south. He encounters a bear, which bites his leg off

and makes off of it. Injured, the man calls east one mile and then north one mile back to his camp. Oh, polar bear, it's white. Yeah. So here's the thing about a compass rose, my good boy. It's magnetic. And in Antarctica, the magnetic pole is a little bit different. And I'm right. Am I not, Aaron? Why do you think it's a polar bear? Because it crawled

east and then north back to his camp. And so only polar bears would live in Antarctica right? Why is it definitely in Antarctica? Because I think that otherwise you'd go southeast and north and you wouldn't be at this camp but if you say an Arctic and if you say I don't know. I know because polar bears are like men, grizzly bears like butts. Yeah, but. Kodiac bears. Polar bears aren't white.

They're off white. Their hair is translucent. Their skin is white. So they're still white. Yep. I fucked that up as So there's a pink envelope with cats on it. I'm assuming because of Ritty Kitty Okay, and inside of there is a It's a gun It's an origami polar bear. Oh origami or origami. It's an origami. I'm a origami origami polar bear. It's an origami or a magami. It's an origami or a magami. I'm not a origami polar bear. Wow.

Wow. That's awesome. We'll take a picture of that too. So that covered three continents. Yeah. It's from Australia. Talks about Antarctica and Japan. For the origami.

Yeah. And the bear was incontinent. I wish Kevin had said what city he's front from Kevin tell us what's it Perth fry path path All right here. Are we ready for the second one? Yes. Is it is the answer Bolivar? I love the show it is I guess so The horse is tied to a 10 foot rope And there is is that how it starts yes, okay?. It is Rip Van Winkle's sex horse.

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Untethered ball. I don't know. I have I don't know yet. The hint is the hay or horse have not moved The horse is tied to a ten foot. The hay or the horse is not moved. They hated move the horse did Oh Has a telekinetic power. One long Jean Simmons tongue. Licks ten feet, it's the hay. The horse is tied to a ten foot rope and there is a bail of hay 20 feet away from him. The horse, however, is still able to eat the hay.

How is this possible? Oh, the horse is tied to a ten foot rope. This horse is being hung for being a thief and their reward is in heaven, which is where they float up and eat the half to the done. Maybe it's windy. I know it is. The horse wanted the hay, but what happened was it stayed put.

Three other horses came in, divi'd up the hay, and they fed it to him because hay is four horses. Hey, you're a red all red all. Hey is four horses, so four horses came in. No, three horses came in to feed the three horse and heaven everyone used to be possible to eat each other, but in hell everyone tries to eat their own food with the long forts. So four horses came in no three horses came in the feed the the three more and have everyone you swung For each other but in hell everyone tries to eat their own food with the long force. Whoa. Did you just open up a secret riddle?

Yeah, there's a horse or gummy. There's horse or gummy and it's beautiful, but that's not the answer No, but there's also a different horse or gummies because then I'm right. No, there's Actually put these animals Pretty compromising. Yeah, I honestly did that by accident. They're eating that horse's ass. Oh, man. We're gonna post a picture on Instagram of this bear eating this horse's ass.

And we'll post a picture of the origami stuff too. Oh, I'm supposed to just post this picture that I drew. I'll post it with the answers. What is the post picture of the caramel dip? I think Adel was right with that the horse wasn't tied to anything. No, the horse is tied to the rope, but the rope is not tied to it. Yes, yes. Yeah, the rope isn't tied to anything. Awesome. This is so cool. This is very cool. I love you. Thank you so much, Kevin, for sending in that riddle all the way from Mary Old Australia.

He said, meow, Kevin. Seriously, my name is Kevin. We can't stress enough. If you listen to us Kevin, seriously, my name is Kevin. We can't stress enough. If you listen to us and you have not set us a gift, that is a glaring omission. We will not talk to you. We will not read your emails from now on as gifts only. Speaking of gifts only, Adel, do you have any gifts that you can gift people

with what you're up to in the near future? My gift is the gift of learning. Okay. So I will be in school. I am re-arrowing in high school. I'm posting as a... Right, did you feel too? Never been kissed.

I'm proud of that. Which I watched this week. Oh, yeah. I was inspired by her. I was really happy when we talked about it. Yeah, you can come check me out at IOT with World News tonight. Who else is in that show?

Oh, Brooke Bright, Hiddypena, Rob White, Brett Lions. Who else though? There's a lot of people. No, of course. Keep going. We have some ghosts. We have a lucky penny we bring on stage. You can also check out my other podcast, Siblings Pecky Lair,

and hello from the Magic Tavern. Yeah. Cool. And for me, you can follow me on Twitter at JP SoFly. I got all my stuff up on there. Give it a shout, give it a hoot, give it a listen, give it a wink. Did you come up with that name because you're a big fly fisherman?

Yeah, well, I'm the biggest fly fisherman. I'm the number one of the world. And it's like the movie, what's that? The one with Jeffie. There's a fisherman who's flying them. You have to to kill a person an alternate reality to become the top spot? Highlander. Yeah, highlander. That's not a real movie. Highlander is not a real movie. No, I've never watched it So it's not real we got all the music done by Queen Claire. I just want to apologize Claire from Scotland. Yeah, sorry

Highlander that's the number one Scottish movie. What's the third biggest train spotting? Yes. It's the Highlander Shrek and Train Spotting are the biggest exports from Scotland. Aaron, what do you have to? Oh, not much, are you? Follow me.

Aaron Keefe 10 on Instagram. Aaron Keefe 2 on Twitter. Aaron Keefe 2 on Twitter. I do world news at I.O. and I do a show called Brady every Monday at 10 PM at I.O. And also, I'm looking forward to you sending us Caramel Koalas because they're so good. And KJ, people have been asking why doesn't KJ ever talk on Mike. I'm not going to let you talk on Mike, but I would love you to just try to signal to me something that you want to plug without writing it down or okay, you want to plug to or it's a shame.

Hands. Oh, you want to plug Facebook. Heidi, five KJ. Hey, you take headshots, light. You are light. Having you want to get into that. God. Oh, tether ball.

Ball ball. Tether ball. You want to plug tether ball. Is that a team you're on? Tether ball, come check out KJ. Cup check out the concept of tether ball. What theater? What theater? No theater.

No theater. So they're a homeless. You have an Instagram? And we're independent, yes. Also real quick, KJ, you had a strawberry lemonade. You had the cheater. Are we splitting, are you not covering this? Sorry.

We're doing four separate checks. I would have never gotten two old fashions if I thought that we weren't all splitting because I don't drink. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. And after this, Aaron, you said that you wanted to go to a place where that's where Apple be? Where are we going? Oh, can we go to Jupiter? And then you say Apple's gonna be singular? Hold up. Don't stop the show.

No, no, no, no. The director is the real. No, no, no, no. The director is the real. The real is the block of mice. Did you say Applebee's singular? It's what? It's the original Applebee's. It's Applebee's.

So when there was just one Applebee's, it was called Applebee. Yep. No, no, no. The doctor is a middle. The doctor is a middle. The doctor is a middle. The doctor is a mill. The mill. The doctor is a million. Jupiter, goodnight everybody.

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