Hey Riddle Riddle - #261: Plant Screams!

Episode Date: July 19, 2023

We talk New England, deal with demons, solve some more Hink Pinks and partake in an Animal Parade that leads to some earth-shattering news! PLUS Sandy Weisz stops by for some more Sandbox puzzles! Hold onto your butts people. You'll never pick a flower again.  Adal Rifai John Patrick Coan Erin Keif Special Guest: Sandy Weisz Editing by:  Casey Toney Theme by:  Arne Parrott Logo by:  Emily Kardamis & Emmaline Morris Want more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon! Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & prints Want to mail us something?  Hey Riddle Riddle  6351 W Montrose Ave #267 Chicago, IL, 60634 Want to leave us a voicemail? Call (805) RIDDLE-1 or (805-743-3531) Want to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a front of us. And the Lord is in front of us. And the Lord is in front of us. And the Lord is in front of us. My feet before hate, break the brick. Go! Good evening citizens. I have something to bring to the table. I think that Milwaukee, Wisconsin, is too close to our city.

Is there anyone here who feels the same? Yeah, I feel the same. Milwaukee Wisconsin slowly, slowly year after year in approaching on our city. It's a shame. Yes, in approaching that's the word. Me as well and I hope guys we just got an email. Huh? We just got an email. Oh, to the city council. Uh, no, to us, Adel, Aaron and JPC. Well, should it be wait until new business? Because this is a city council meeting. Wow, ripping you guys out of character really is like waking up a sleep blocker, huh?

That's pretty dangerous. Where am I? I fell out of character, where am I? Our bosses. The Heyritte Rittle bosses, just sent us an email. Wait, can you see him the devil? No, that's a. That's my new favorite band.

That's our garage band. No, we got an email from our bosses that says email the bosses stretchable on Our patreon a very exciting one Oh, but Aaron didn't they do away with stretch goals on patreon for some reason Technically, yes, but we're still doing one Still do them when we hit 7200 patrons. We Yes, yes, we what do city council scene? Is it leasing an episode that we recorded with the Anthony Birch from Dungeons and Daddies and it's a columbo

based D&D and it's a Columbo-based D&D mystery. It is so fun. You're telling me we're releasing a Columbo-ness episode with Anthony Birch is the DM. Wait a second, wait a second. I remember recording that episode. I thought that was just for us. Yeah, we said that and that was a lie. Because we do, we should let people know. When we record, we do one for y'all, one for us. One for y'all, one for us. And the ones we do for us, we never really. We keep one for you, eight for us, one for you, eight for us.

We put them in the... James let out never touched to his tonight show, buddy. Hey, Riddle Vittel has 400 episodes that we never touch. We put them into Disney Vault. And every 40 years, we will release them on VHS. But only for a year and then they're back in the vault. I think if you go to patreon.com, such a riddle riddle, you can join the clu-curr or the review crew, get us to 7200 and then we'll release that episode. That's pretty cool.

Our unreleased episodes are in the Disney Vault, just fighting Snow White right now. And they've aged about as well as most of those Disney classics. Yeah, Aaron, I also, ooh, I just got an email from the bosses. Oh gosh, it was a thing. It says stretch goals. Um, good evening, Hey, Riddle Riddle. Back in season one, I don't know if we have seasons. We do.

Aaron said, Aaron said she's going to learn how to stretch so far. She'll do the splits. It's been about five years. We need those splits ASAP. And Aaron, I wanted to bring this up to you because this is something that I've certainly been experiencing. The older you get, the more flexible you get, right? The more your bones become more brittle. And therefore, have more leeway. They break easier. I really can't lift my arms above my head now. So can you

send that back to them in the emo? Hey, Aaron, I got really bad news for you about the splits. That's not required. I'm going to say that email for HR for sure for sure for sure. Well, I would have ordered to getting to 70 hunt 200. Please spread the word. Tell your friends, tell your loved ones to join our patron. And once we get to 7200, we'll release that very special thing. And I also want to say, and just tosses out there, and I know this is probably ways off, but 7500, we're gonna do something even more special. That sounds, that sounds, um, it's definitely wackier. It was longer. I should say it's longer, not more special. I think it's longer. Yeah, you know, this one's pretty long, but that one's a little bit longer. What if that's how we worked? Something I wanted to say about the Columbus episode is that, um, little spoiler,

Adel and JPC are genuinely trying to solve the mystery throughout it. So there's a part that just Anthony and I recorded that they took their headphones off for. And then so you could actually like, hear them try to put together the clues. And it was so much fun. I want to do 100 more. But I do think it's worth checking out. Even if you don't watch Clomba, I think it's worth checking out. And also it was super hard and I don't know how that little Italian man does it every

week. Mario? Yes. Thank you Chris. Detective Mario. Normal voice. Please eat Mario. You got to stop punching the evidence. We have all those blocks roped off. You keep jumping in there and punching the evidence. Aaron, I wanted to tell you something specifically. Yes. I just got back. I don't know.

Keep going, at a little. Maybe you'll have something in here that peaks your interest as well. You can probably say it. I thought I might have to solve the mystery. That was. Aaron, so I just got back from New England. Brian, I went on a little trip of New England. You have previously, and I can't remember if it was on the main trailer of Patreon, said

that you have like a ranking of your favorite states in New England. Now is Vermont, is Vermont New England? I didn't go to Vermont. I can't technically weigh in on. That's my number one. I can see that, I can see that. But I think Aaron, you said that your number one was Maine. Have to agree.

Heart agree, loved Maine, Maine. Absolutely wonderful. So Maine, if you're out there, you win. Best of new year good. I'm so happy, yeah. My top three remain Vermont and Massachusetts. I like Maine a lot. I didn't spend a ton of time in New Hampshire, but the, I ate out a vegan restaurant in New Hampshire.

That was my favorite meal of the entire trip. I think it's called green elephant in Port Smith, New Hampshire. It was absolutely fantastic vegan food. If all vegan food. If all vegan food tasted like that, everybody would be vegan and no one would have a problem with it, I would say. But the other thing, Aaron, is I did like Massachusetts, I've been to Boston before, didn't quite, I mean, Boston's fine, I will say.

I was at Boston for the 4th of July, which was not great. There's just too much going on. But I will say, my favorite part of Massachusetts was a little place called New Bedford. And they have a wailing museum in New Bedford. That is one of the best museums I've ever been to in my life. It was like Bob Marley's in there. Someone at the bottom of a well, that kind of thing. Yeah, they thought Massachusetts was the best place to put that museum. like Bob Marley's in there. And someone at the bottom of a well, that kind of thing. Yeah, they thought Massachusetts was the best place to put that to put that museum.

If you have, if you're ever in the, you know, I guess Boston, Aero, it's, it's like an hour from Boston. Definitely check out that New Bedford Wailing Museum. Fant, just a fantastic museum. You're making your trip sound awfully innocent for someone who sent me a photo of yourself in front of my childhood home. Oh, do you fear? Do you fear you sent him the address? I did. I did. Yeah. For the address. Hey, I'm doing a tax thing. I need to do everyone's childhood home address. Well, you said I need everyone's childhood to a mattress except for you at all. So Aaron just send me yours And I was like, I know what this is. But it's a great part of Massachusetts and it's worth seeing.

I sent it to my parents and they were beside themselves. They're like, oh my god, he was here. We would have fed him. And I was like, God, thank god, he didn't say hello. You would have never. I I wanted to go in so badly. But Mariah was like, it is my nightmare to go to a friend's house where that friend is not there and be there, they're family.

I was like, okay, that's fine. You don't have to go. We don't have to do that. I think the bit we had going on the text thread was to show up and say, to knock on the door, act like you don't know them and just be like, hey, my coworker used to live here. Do you mind if I take a little tour of the house? It was. Fourth of July when you went. Yeah.

You would have seen my entire extended family at my aunt's house because she lives a couple houses down. They would have been beside themselves. The freight train sound of Boston accent screaming at you would have killed you. John, apparently I saw Mitch's car. Yeah. When I didn't key that motherfucker.

So I thought you might. I think we're straight. I actually had a FAB, so I don't really know how I would have keyed it. You would have found a way. You could have caught up. I wish I had told you to get out and then just sort of look around my house.

My parents would have been fine to have you sort of poking around inside there. It was also a torrential downpour that day to the point where I had to pull off of the highway like driving and we just had to sit there for a while because I was like, I don't know these roads well enough. There's no visibility and I don't want to die because I went to Aaron's childhood home and the bit. But the other thing, and I think this is at all maybe something that you'll be interested in, that we, I don't know if we've talked too much about. Aaron grew up literally steps from the ocean.

You can walk outside of Aaron's yard and jump into the ocean. We have mentioned this before. She grew up in, in Blangum, right? Oh yeah. Must be nice. Old ocean baby. But what did you think of my little, what?

What did you like it? Did you like my little house? I did like your little house. I'd like your little neighborhood. I want the original Dunkin' Donuts. Not a lot of street parking. I did go to the original Dunkin' Donuts. That was a very fun time.

I did, there were a lot of people. There's a big like Instagram thing right outside for like people to take their photo at the original Dunkin' Donuts, which I did not have in the background of my photo. I just tried to get the building. I went there also on the Fourth of July and I was like, wow, the original Dunkin' Donuts, which I did not have in the background of my photo. I just tried to get the building. I went there also on the Fourth of July, and I was like, wow, the original Dunkin' Donuts.

What a time. Let's go inside and just grab a coffee. There were two employees in there. One employee, I'm sorry, there were three. One of them was just getting off and like apologizing, like, I gotta leave. I have to leave. I've been here for so long, I have to leave.

And they were all fighting with each other. And there was a long line of people. And I was like, oh, this is miserable. This is what a horrible time. I was like, Brian, can we just, we should just not be here, right? Like they don't, we don't need, don't condone us right now.

And everyone here is having the worst day of their lives. I love when Dunkin' Donuts employees have Boston accents, like God intended. You go, yes, this is exactly what it's meant to to be I wish I had told you to go to the parade and hang them on the 4th of July Because it's a really great parade Aaron Aaron. There's no chance that parade happened. It was it was raining It was raining so hard that how I was it raining I already told you I had a blow off the road because of how hard it was Sorry, I forgot It may have happened like later or earlier,

but when I was there, it was, I mean, what water's up in that place? Can I say Duncan, Aaron, I've correct me if I'm wrong. The original Dunkin' Donuts and JPC, you now know this as well. I know, that's for sure. I'm the only one who does not. The original Dunkin' Donuts,

15 minutes from your child at home? Is that right? I would say 15 or 20. Yeah, it's in Quincy, so it's like, it's an interesting thing. We should say this. Yeah. I don't know if you can try Angelina.

I'm helping look. I was trying to, I was trying to everyone knows that you're lifting it. Hey, very close. That's fair. Quincy's far away. I will say that original Duncan Donuts was what my dad's Duncan Donuts was growing up.

That was like the one closest to his childhood home. So. And also correct me if I'm wrong. Dunkin' Donuts, the only brand that serves, you know, coffee and food and beverage that has the word runs in their campaigns slogan. Am I getting this right? A-ha-ha-ha.

America runs. Addle Stop it. Just stop it. Don't ruin it. Wait, speaking of ruining it, I think I think the parade, the fourth of July parade might be Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum The tiger has a headache. A monkey's folding a flag in hand to get to a window. The whales are all coordinating to sink boats now. The squirrels are throwing candy at kids. A starfish has a cake up ass.

I do have to say, I'm just a plastic aquarium. I'm using the Aquarium as well. It's all some starfish that have never missed leg day. These starfish had the biggest asses I've ever seen. Of course, it's the idea of a boat. You were talking about a starfish right in front of your wife. Wow. Yeah.

Well, hey, when you have a cool wife, you could actually do it with her. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, we like your vibe from across the water. That's ridiculous. Well, we did an animal parade. Now, legally, I have to read an article about animals. But here's the thing, this is going to be, this is a little bit different.

I don't know if this is, these aren't really animals. But I find this so fascinating that I have to read this. This is an article from thehill.com. Are you both there? You're both looking down. You're both looking down into the right. And I don't know if I'm supposed to be looking down into the right as well. Well, I had to send you a picture of a starfish with an absolute, but dog and dog, caked up ass. Wow. Oh my god. They look like, they all look like they're, they look like, God. Oh. They look like, they all look like they're,

they look like, like a Smashcock chickens. Vendicated. You were not lying at all. Now I know why Patrick looks like the way he does with his little gay ass. These guys look so huge. They're as small as fuck. Why?

Where I can describe this is graphic. Where I can describe this is, can we, can we, horny in Maine? I know horny on Maine is a thing. Can we say, can we horny in Maine? I know horny on Maine is a thing. Can we, was this in Maine? You saw this? It was, it was, it was in New England.

So yeah, I wish to, I would help fund this. If there's some sort of donation or charity that we could like make little thongs for these guys, I would donate. I know, I know that there's a lot of really important causes out there, but no cause more important than getting the thogs or starfish. I think Cisco would agree. Sorry, the company, not the singer. Yeah, the company that makes the thogs.

Yes, this is from thehill.com. This is just to remind everyone, this is in the relation to the animal parade that we just did. Of course, we always have to. As part of the whole segment, the singing of the song is not the whole segment that we've been warned before. We also have to read an article about animals. Here we go. This is from the Hill.com. Okay. And I want to and everyone watch Aaron's face. New study find. and everyone watch Aaron's face. New study find... See, me, I watch Aaron's face, I buy everyone.

New study finds plants scream when stressed or injured. Aaron, why take a big drink of water right there? You heard us have say what you're saying. Changes everything. And it just changes everything. You, Adel, you have to tell me you're lying right now. I'm gonna have a full blown nervous breakdown. I thought this might be like a joke article,

so I googled it and I found 12 other articles that corroborate the story. Plants, scream? Is the subhead letter here? Play it, they're just like us. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. Again, new study finds plants scream when stress are injured.

Tomato and tobacco plants make distinctive sounds when cut or dehydrated a new study has found. These sounds change depending on the plant emitting them and the type and severity of the threat. Well, I'm never eating a tomato again. The finding shatter. The common perception of plants is silent, passive background players. Wait, wait finding shatter the common perception of plants as silent passive background players. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What does the sound sound like? Wait, why is why are you reading an article about plants for animal parade? Because they can't say more than

what you thought. I know. Plants, if plants scream, what else do they do? Right? Here's my question. Just because someone makes a sound doesn't mean it's a scream. And If plants scream, what else do they do, right? Is that a sense? Here's my question, just because someone makes a sound doesn't mean it's a scream. And just because someone makes a scream doesn't mean it's like necessarily a negative thing. This could be a like a scream of like sexual arousal. Like the place?

Or seeing a celebrity. Oh my gosh, it's Furn. Seeing Gene Parmesan. Jean Parmesan. Jean Parmesan. Oh, does it sound like a scream? Does it sound like when you put lobster, you boil lobsters and they scream? All will be answered. Well, actually, lobsters are animals are instead. Okay, these finding shadow, the common perception of plants is silent passive background players to the animal life in their environments. Instead, they show those plants could send out signals that animals in their environment can hear and pick up on

and potentially use to change their behavior. Tomatoes left without water begin making a noise on the second day. Okay, so it sounds like they're just like hangry. Even while the tomato still looks good, the sounds which somewhat resemble the noise of popcorn, peaked after five days of water stress, and then began to decline as a plant dry out. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I haven't even got to the most terrifying part. But hold on, how did we just discover this? Is this a sound that's even perceptible by human ears?

It's only animals can hear this. This isn't in the article, but JPC, no one thought to listen. I guess I need you to shut my... Yes, uh, I've got all this big room. But the next time I take like an edible, all of a sudden my eyes are going to get really wide when I remember that plants are screaming. Okay, here's the most terrifying part. The sounds happen at the approximate volume of human speech

Okay, never don't add all Everyone in shelters everyone in the Bob shelters get your plant scream shelters I want to say a human speech because that varies wildly like me I have very loud human speech and the security guard who tried to tell me which way to go at the new Aquarium talked in the littlest whisper voice I've ever heard of my entire life I just lean into this man and come like inches from his face and he was like what? What do I eat now?

What am I supposed to eat? If I'm hurting animals, if I'm hurting plants, what do I eat now? You eat screams. I do want to see a scene. I don't even, the possibilities are endless and also finite. I'm so, I used to be terrified of the ocean. I mean, up until moments ago when I... What is this stall? What is this stall that he's doing? He called the seed. Why is this stalling? Okay, I want to see a scene. The of you are I'm sorry Aaron you're a plant

JPC you are a gardener you're pruning your garden and This is the first time maybe that you've ever heard or really take taking notice of Aaron Looks like the deer have been back in here. Well, I guess dollar fences and more piss. What? Hello Hello back in here, well, I guess dollar fences and more piss. Huh? Oh, hello? Hello. Hello? Hello? Hello? I'm sorry?

Hey. Is there another one you never heard kids in my garden? I swear to God if I find you, I'm going to eat your fucking eyes, you little piece of shit. Whoa! No, no, no, it's me. Oh my God. I'm sorry, can you hear me no, no, it's me. Ah! Oh my God.

I'm sorry, right. Can you hear me? Tomato plant, can you hear me? Mm-hmm. Oh, no. Oh, no. Yeah, I know a lot of stuff now. I'm dreaming.

I'm dreaming. I must be dreaming. Quick, break one of my fingers. Hey! Oh, no! Oh, why did I start with that? So anyways, the deer have been back. Not loving that.

What, how can you talk? How can you communicate? How can you, how can you hear me? How can I hear you? Are you serious? I've been talking to you for like years. Oh, yeah, girl. And I do want to flash back.

This is like three years ago. Aaron, this is you as a plant with your plant spouse and you're having one of your spats. Um, I'm going to grow away. Okay. What? You're... Are you... Is this about Derek?

No, I just... He's just a really good listener. Are you kidding me? Punches the soil. Are you kidding me right now? See this is what it is. It's instant rage with you. I can't do this anymore Moving my roots. I'm taking the seeds that I'm going to my brothers. I'm taking the seeds Don't worry, but don't look in the house. Don't look at the house. He can't hear us

He can't hear us. He can hear me No, you're delusional. I've screamed for years. Okay, every time it cuts my leaves, well, we, because it leaves like all the arms, every time it cuts my arms. Okay. It's like breaking a finger and I scream and he does nothing. You don't get him.

Derek, what do you mean you can't hear me? I left my tomato plant husband for you. Oh, I don't know if you left him so much as we ate him. You what? Yeah, we ate him. I mean, I mean, ah! See, I've seen really ramped up.

I guess I was a tomato plant nutty wild onion. Uh-huh. scene really ramped up. I guess I said tomato plant nut a wild onion. Uh-huh. Aaron, the other thing is if animals can scream and plants can scream, then the answer to what you can eat is anything. If they're all the same, they're all nothing, right? Like, there's no safe option, so everything's on the table. I guess I'm feeling a little queasy about eating anything that screams. I do want to, uh, I do want to, I mean, your story about the place in New Hampshire and then also hearing this article, I do want to open up a restaurant called Garden Screams.

Um, I hope you both will join me one day. Do you want a restaurant that shuts down for it even opens? What's that? Aaron, what are you talking about? Garden Screams is the perfect name for a vegetarian restaurant. It's just letting people know. Is there a theme to Garden Screams or? Okay.

Well, now that you say Garden Screams in your voice and not mine, I do hear it as an amusement park. Yeah. Garden Screams is a much better name for bush gardens. I realize that. Bush garden screams. Bush garden screams. Okay.

Interesting. We should do some riddles, right? Yes. better name for Bush Gardens. I realize that. Bush Gardens. Bush Gardens. Okay. Interesting. We should do some riddles, right? Yes. Get me out of this prison of knowing that plant's dream, please. Ah! Okay, so this is an email. This is from Kwei, which is this, this is a fantastic name.

Kwei. Kwei. Dailess. Love this. You have permission to use my full name, so I did so. Kweiay says homemade hink pinks. Hey Adelaire in GPC. I'm a new listener and I fucking Love your show. I started binging the backlog about two weeks ago and I'm on episode 107 I skipped the picture in episodes since I plan to subscribe once I'm all cut up good to know Enough schmoozing I came up with my own hink pink puzzles.

Okay. So let's hear some of these hink pinks and you all will try and solve them. Okay, remember what hink pinks are? The answer is going to be towards it rhyme. Okay, this is a backlog sounds absolutely disgusting. That's just a phrase. So what's that you're binging the backlog? I know. If I didn't know what that meant, I would never want to know what that is. It's a lot of ugly sounds. Yeah A retail establishment of gates and hatches

Amber crumbly rumble drop it. Excuse me fence Reach gates and hatches Door yes Reached door store door store. I actually got their first JPC. Eat my dust. Okay, this is a dust ring. Actually, you're a dust ring.

This is unfortunate giving the article we just read. Enhancements gained from daisies, tulips, lilies, etc. Flower power. That's flower power, which is what Detective Mario uses to help his cases. Assistance. Detective Mario Battali. his cases. Assistance?

Detective Mario Battelli. I'd like to see you say it really quick. Uh, you two are two flowers, and you're also superheroes, and you're about to go out on a mission. Buh, buh, buh, buh! It's me! Captain Tulips! I mean, it's me, Defi Dale. You gotta get more into it, come on. No, sorry.

I got some terrible news this morning, so. It's not important, let's go on the mission. Yes, it's time to weed out crime. I gotta cut out the arms. What's, hold on, what's your terrible news? No, it's okay. Am I looking at my phone? I'll put it away. I'll put it away. Yes, we're smoking weed. What are we terrible news? No, it's okay. Am I looking at my phone? I'll put it away. I'll put it away. Yes. We're smoking weed. Come on.

What are we doing today? We're going to be... We're eating out. Um... Crime. I gotta stop saying. I use so many minigators. What's going on? Let me... I'm fucking... I mean, don't miss your phone. Insurance denied the claim.

It's not even my fault. What? I wasn't even driving. What did you do? What? I wasn't even driving. What did you do? I wasn't even driving. Why didn't you do? We have to be above reproach, Daddy. We have to be above reproach.

My neighbor's kid asked me, and he's a sweet flower. He asked me to borrow my car. I'm not using it. I do admissions at all at all times. Living a super walkable garden. It's totally fine. Super walkable! Anyway, kid fucking total fit. Now insurance is denying my claim because I guess he was uninsured, but I gave him permission.

Daffy, we gotta, I can't, we can't do it like this man. I gotta let you go. I'm sorry. Oh come on! We can't, we can't solve crime if everyone's pointing fingers at you If I lose this job I lose the insurance and then they'll never fucking accept the claim, okay? Help me fight these guys. Hey, what if we saw this crime? We go down to the insurance Office for the flowers. Yeah, we fucking burn it down man. It was show we take the power back to the people come on I'm not gonna do state garden insurance, which of course is our insurance.

Daffy, you know what? Good, but farmers. Yeah, well, closer. Yeah, but. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. State farm farmers, I guess all insurances

plant insurance. It's okay, let's get to more of these hank panks. Assistance with a review website. Wait, what? Assistance? How's assistance with a review that is, y'all help, y'all help. Which I guess the Yelps are screams.

Wow, everything is, bring us all back to plant screams. Someone who steals paperbacks. Book thief, Bill. Book thief. Book thief. No. Book crab. Book thief, which is just a wonderful YA novel about terrible events. A preacher who was up to no good.

A preacher who was up to no good. Priest feast. Gives me. Uh, Bath shirt. I do wanna see a priest leopard. I do wanna to see a see you are a priest who is clearly some sort of demon uh waiting to harvest and feast on the congregation's souls Aaron you and I are part of that congregation Amen

Amen Oh, he's choking, all of you. Oh boy! You know, it's been a while since I've done some sin. Maybe I'll give it a try. This doesn't really sound like the Bible. Well, that's why people like this church! Because I present the Bible! The way that's cool. Let me sit down on a chair turns my hat backwards. Ooh!

Yeah, I'm waiting for us. Not so bad now! You know what he was into? backwards ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Pastor Graham Penta, um, I don't think I don't think we're all comfortable doing that Seems like something for the privacy of our own home. Yeah, cuz we're that we cuz we're we don't want to do that because we're Hungry, huh? Hey, why don't we all do this? Why don't you stuff our fucking faces, huh? Grab as much food as possible and just shove it down Pastor Graham try to do more than your neighbor Isn't that gluttony and also can I give you all my money now that your hat is Backward so you seem pretty cool. I will hey, I love all your money But even more than I'd love your money. I'd love for you to pick up a stick and beat to death someone else in the church right now

I wouldn't done done. Wow, why the money he must really want that done. Let me go out and find, oh there's a box of sticks right here. Tell them people whooppers, okay, let me grab one of these. And have a people whoopper. Yeah. Oh, man, not me, go. Oh, sorry, sorry. Yeah. Your wounds are healing very fast.

Okay, let's do a couple more of these. Oh, did we ever get a preacher who was up to no good? Yeah, we said priest feast. Yeah, that's not right. Uh, what is it? A Deacon Beacon. What, okay, so we said priest, we said Deacon, what are some other names for this occupation?

I think we've done this in a live show before. Is it a fact, is it? Is it a exact one? I think I'm a bastard. Aaron, I gotta say, this email was sent June 21st of 2023. So this was weeks ago. We done a similar one because remember this person is sneak and deacon because this the answer is not sneak and deacon. Well, it was when Aaron the answers have changed. I know I'm just saying we've done something similar. We've done a hink pink, but it was a

preset is sneaking or something. We've done like we've done like hink pink but and it was a preset is sneaking or something like we've done like 260 there's literally a video of it on our Instagram. I will send it to the two of you and then you'll be sorry We've done three episodes and just put them on a loop Picture of a starfish wearing a thug. What is he talking about hell yeah where are you thong? What is she talking about? Hell yeah. A preacher who is up to no good would be a sinister minister. Minister! I like that. Where vehicles go to enjoy a tall can of oil after a long week. Bar car bar. A car bar.

A car bar. Oh I mean I would love to see a scene. Sure. Your two cars sort of settled up at the bar after the end of a long work week. I love what you do for me. I'm drunk. And I'm also here having a great time with you, buddy. Woo! What a week, huh? Oh, sorry about my emissions.

They, uh, uh, uh, Hey. You're off the clock. Have fun. That's what I say. Can I ask you something? How do you feel about new tires? Because my wife's always odd me to get new tires and I just feel like you know Why I don't I don't I can't stop shorting more

You know I love the feeling of new tires. I don't want to go crazy with it But man when I get when I get a set of new tires, makes me feel like a million bucks. Okay. Are bartender? Should be bartender? I'm all good, you can unplug me, thank you. All right.

Wow, must be nice. I'm actually gonna cut you off. Me? Yeah. Yeah, you're gonna cut you off. Me? Yeah. Yeah. You're gonna cut me off? I'm not gonna cut you off. You obviously, but I'm gonna cut you off. Why?

Well, I know what. Yeah. No, it's fine, Bartender. He's my friend. I will take care of him. Hey. Hey, this is because I drink fossil. Camaro, how you getting home tonight, buddy?

Come on, how you getting home? I'm walking. Which, of course, is driving. Camaro. Let me put you on my trailer hedge. Let me take you home No, I'm fine. Look. I'm fine. Let me just here. I'll show you a backup. Oh I'll cut so sorry. Sorry about that. Oh my gosh Camaro stop stop you gotta get out man. We will we will pop your hood. Let me check your dipstick Oh my god. You've been over served the oil will pop your hood. Let me check your dipstick. Oh my god, you've been over served.

The oil line is way above where it needs to be. Camaro, suck out some of the oil. You can show your dipstick in here. Get the oil out of here man. First of all, let me see. All right, one more. We got one more and this is in line with the car bar. This is maybe client we'd see at the car bar.

The number of cameras and Tacomas that need to be produced by the end of the month. I tell you to go one up. I tell you to come on up. That's right. Aaron, you okay? I love you, my loves, yeah. Okay, let's take a break.

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I'm gonna start your my phone. I know Jacob cookie man. Oh my god, Jacob cookie man. Oh, so we know his dad. He can't hear you. Jacob cookie man. I could have- I definitely did not make up that name Then I must have pulled it from the memory open the door Aaron open the door. Okay Sandy it's a girl's got cookie adjacent person The same man San is me

Right Sandy Sandy man cookie man Carmel sandies or something? So Jacob cookie made in my phone is, I also added do not call to the end of the last day. So that implies that I think it was like a hookup that didn't go well for me. Wow. Yeah, sorry about that. Well, now his son is on the case.

Excuse me, just walking by, but weren't you to say that you'd be hearing from lawyers? Slam. Someone walking by getting a door slammed on them. I think the few monsters piss. Oh, Sandy, we are so happy to see you here again. And I bet you're happy to finally do an intro that doesn't require you getting covered and saved.

I would take that bet. Yes. I am. I am. I am more than happy. I mean, I'm used to it. When we go to the beach,, my family goes to the beach, my kids would obviously get sand all over them

and they were, have no end of enjoyment of saying, hey, look, Dad, I'm all you. And I said that dripping with the stain, but I really do enjoy that. That's good. Good. When it's your kids probably, I'm sure that a stranger coming up to you covered in sand,

you probably would have enjoyed that as much. Oh, yeah. When the strangers walk by and are pointing me and laugh and say, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha that a stranger coming up to you covered in sand, you probably wouldn't enjoy that as much. Oh yeah, when the strangers walk by and are pointing me and laugh and say, ha ha, I'm all you, I take a different tack. It's not as nice. Sandy, do your children call you Sandy or are you more like a dad to them? Ha ha ha.

Maybe more like a dad. More like a dad, yes. So in the vein of dad, similar data, Jason, yes. No, they called me Sandy for like a dad. Yeah, more like a dad. More like a dad. Yes. So in the vein of dad, similar data, Jason, yes. No, they called me Sandy for like a year. And I think that's a pretty standard developmental stage for kids to like figure out that your parents have names. Yeah. And then like subvert the hierarchy of the household and be like, well, I'm going to call you

by your first names and see how that works. And our play was to just like, let it ride and yeah, smart. But it does say we call your authority. It took away all our authority. Yeah, the good thing about that is that we didn't really exercise much authority in our raising of our kids. Anyway, so it's like we can't have less than zero authority dumbass kids. It's like would you stop calling your principal principal last name and you just say like,

hey, Josh, what's up, man, good morning, Josh. Yeah. And then he just, he just withers. He crawls. Yeah, this is why I'm not a principal. The like dies behind his eyes. Just trying to be an educator. My son's, my son's name is Ezra.

You've met Ezra, he's been on the show. And sometimes in conversation, my daughter usually or someone will be like, oh, it's usually my daughter who'll be like, oh, I did, like casually, not intentionally say, oh, I did better than Ezra. And then we'll all stop and be like, yes, we all notice that, right?

Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. That band lives on in our house. You have another son, Jake. Better, what's less than Jake, right? No, we have a dog named Cleo and so I have made a letter to Cleo, joke. But it plugs. Adam, are you trying to write Sandy puzzles right now?

Cause I don't like it. Sorry, I don't like this. Less than Jake shit, you're trying to. All right. Everybody ready for the new sandbox? We'll call it out of box. Oh. Cookie box, we're calling it the cookie box.

Cookie box. Sandy, what are you having your cookie box for us today? Well, what I brought today is very similar to what I brought last time. I'm gonna give you some origin stories and you have to tell me that what they led to. However, these are not idioms. These are names of bands.

Who found that? Name of bands. Name of bands. So great with better than Ezra and Lustin Jake. Uh-huh, it's as if we had planned it all along. Which we did know. We did know. We did know.

We did know. So I said is it as it is it uh yeah and again some of these probably are apocryphal and I don't care don't amy don't send me letters uh send apocryphal means full of glue just for everybody does it know what apocryphal is and two ap powerful and two powerful means holographic. Okay, well, that blows my bit for the next sandbox, but fuck, I don't think it's something else. I think it's something else. We have to have make an apocryphal joke now at the beginning of every sandbox from here on out.

I'm ready for it. Okay. So I'll start with one that I think is a couple that I think are the most well known. Some of these you might just know. And if you do, maybe stand back for just a second, let your partners give it a shot. So this guy got his name. Okay, that's a good shot. Got his name when he used an online name generator. And I'm gonna leave out a detail every time

and if you need it, I'll pass it on. So. Vin Diesel. Man, no. This is Vin Diesel. Well, Sandy, that I will point you to the two Vin Diesel. Man, no. The recording artist Vin Diesel. Sandy, that I will point you to the two Vin Diesel albums. No, I'm sorry, that's Jeremy Renner.

Vin Diesel only put out one single. So, we need to do two singles. We need to do a trivia round of all actors who you didn't know also had albums. Add to that list is, of course, Eddie Murphy, but also Joe Pesci. If you've not heard Joe Pesci's later work, it's incredible. It is incredible. Like actually one really good. Eddie Murphy had the hit song, My Girl Wants The Party all the time. That's right. I remember that. Yeah, pretty rough. This is. Disagree, very good song. This, Sandy, I believe I have it. This is the gentleman from community in Atlanta.

Yep. He put it into a routine website. Yep. I did not know. I didn't remember that. He put, he clicked go on a Wu Tang named generator and out game, et al. Childish Gambino.

Childish Gambino. There you go. This band was looking through. Real quick. Which is his first name? Donald Glover. Donald Glover. I thought Donald Glover,

and then I go, no, that's the guy from lethal weapon. And I truly, that's the deal. That's the deal. Okay, thank you, thank you, thank you. And Chris Benglovers, the guy from... Back to the future, the future. Thank you, thank you. And Chris Bix is the serial.

Okay, we're done. And Chris Bix is the holiday. Got it, thank it. Thank you. Found when, this one was found when the band was searching a focal or dictionary and just found a definition that they liked. Taylor Swift. That's her dad. Yeah, her dad was like, I don't know.

Okay, I guess. Sandy, I'm going to take a huge stab in the dark, which I'd love to hear the origin of that. I have to assume the origin of that. I have to assume this is taking murders in, in at night, that's about it. Yeah, this is somebody a long time ago, I was like, Hey, wait, we get away with way more murders. We're doing them at night. It's probably from was it in Hamlet's like, Polonius behind the curtain or something? And they just like stabbed through the curtain and

kill them. Was that guy's name Polonius? Anyway, I have to assume this is the Sephirists? No, I have to assume this is the sembrists. No, I don't know the origin story of everything. I looked up a lot of bands and a lot of their names are just sort of like, oh, we thought it was funny. The sembrists has something to do with the Russian Revolution, and I don't know more than that. But let's all agree that their entire catalog

could be summed up by folklore dictionaries. Oh, yeah. So you're wrong, Adel, and that's how they wrote all of their songs. Not how they got their name. Right. Did you give us a hint? It's about spirits who were given proper burials. Oh, um, deathcap.

The grateful day. Grateful death. Yeah. Oh, I don't know what that's. That's that cat. I don't know that one. Uh, this is a band that got their name from a short film created by the band's lead singer when he was in college.

Think like the lost boys but set in. This is just an aside. So, I do know that Vin Diesel had a short film called Multifacial. Just so that's out there in the public. I'm almost certain it was Multiracial. Well, no, the play, the play is Multifacial because of how he can play multiple races. Yes. I think the lost boys but set somewhere specific in Massachusetts.

Boston vampires. I will say you're close. Salem? Oh. Has it set in Salem. No, it's set in a place that the band is sung about. That's why I'm not being specific. Oh, is it? Vampire weekend. What's it is vampire weekend? Cape cod. Cape cod. Oh, Cape cod. I was like, where is the thing for me? Oh, Oxford comma. I was like, where is this thing from? Oh, okay.

Oxford comma. Beautiful part of Massachusetts. Do you guys, every year, someone puts out a fake Coachella poster with a bunch of made up, bands, incredible names. It's incredible, because they all sound exactly like. But here's the thing, I read this and I'm like, how are there still this many wild band names

that you could just, yeah. Fill a poster with a hundred of them and they're all fake. Okay, it's old. Name Dr. Short lived Simpsons character. Follow boy. There we go. Niside kick two. Radio active man. Radio. Yeah, wow. You got the goggles to nothing. The goggles to nothing. goggles to nothing. This band name I learned this this week, their band name is the last letters of each of the members first names. That's got to be the band Lynn. I know it's not for me. Is that like Rooney or let's see here. This is probably like a short band, right? It's a short name. Short name, yeah.

Short name. There are five. Guar's great idea. I think Guar stands for something. I know Guar stands for something. I do like Sandy St. Guar is a great idea. It's like on paper, Guar works. Guar, great women are regional.

Oh, you said it's five. It's five letters. Yeah. Five letters. Okay. Ella Mapp is. It's five. It's five.

It's five. It isn't sink. Oh, let me guess real quick. The end stands for Josh Nance. The Y stands for Christopher Young. Go right to the line. That's the last one. We know their names.

There's a lot of nicknames. Justin's Simberlake. Justin's Simberlake. Wait, where's the team for Timberlake? It's the last letters of their first name. So Justin and I miss some of the names. I definitely know. News.

I mean, Aaron could name of what we choose not to. Chris Kirkpatrick. Yeah, we know it. We're just born to get. We're born to get. Yeah, we're born as hell with this. It's, we know it's so good that we don't even need to talk about it.

It makes me born to think about it. So I think so. I looked up a lot of bands, origin stories for this segment. And I learned, and so I'm a lot of them I didn't keep because they. And I learned, and so I a lot of them I didn't keep because they were pretty been all, but what I enjoyed was, but it's not really guessable, but this format is the band Imagine Dragons. They say that the name Imagine Dragons is an anagram

of a phrase that they all, like an inside joke in their band, but they won't say what. So don't even tell us. Now you've got like 14 letters or whatever that you can like work on your own to see what kind of joking thing the guys in. That, yeah. Here's why I like that story about Imagine Dragons

because if not liking their music wasn't enough to make me not like them, now I get to not like them for a perfectly valid reason, their personalities. Okay, let's go on that. That's a great segment of the next one. Hold on, hold on. I'm so sorry.

I very quickly looked on Reddit for Imagine Dragon Anagrams. It feels like a few people here might have cracked the code. We have a ragged insomnia. We have egg-rained domains and mage Dan origins. It's gotta be mage Dan origins. That would crack me up if I was in a mansion dragon. That would be a little,

if you never tell anyone about. If I was an imagined dragon. One of my favorite jokes for a mansion dragon is them looking at how many plays they have on Spotify. I'd be like, surely this is a joke, right? This many people listen to this music. No, surely this can't be right, huh?

Yeah, right. Ha ha ha. And there's on radioactive, it was about radioactive man. That's true, a lot boy. The goggles do nothing. Wait, they have a song about radioactive man? Well, radioactive. Radio, uh, dude.

Isn't that a... Oh yeah, it's my... Wait, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I feel it in my bones. I know that because we have Googles at our house, like Google Speakers, and when someone's taking a nap and it's time for them to wake up, often someone in my house will play a Magic Dragons radioactive in their room.

Hey, you know what? You know how wars work? Everybody gets their hands dirty. Everyone gets blood on their hands. If you're an Aeronautized version of ReadyWalkers, go to patreon.com. I should be real little. Did you say you have Googles in your house?

Yeah, like Google speakers, like the smart space. Did they have that work? Did they always work? Almost exclusively, they do not work. Do you then say the Google's do nothing? Yeah, all right Down that here, okay, leave the jokes to the professionals and in this case that is you so Congratulations

I would call that a joke just to be clear like I think it was successful But in joke maybe it's going a little too far. We gotta call them jokes or else I think I was successful, but in joke maybe it's going a little too far. Hey Sandy, we gotta call him jokes or else uh, don't think that we do what we do with jokes. So we call it all jokes. Or else our podcast is not a joke for all puggas. Yeah. I think you'll like this one.

I hated it. This lead singer would go to Starbucks on the daily and the name came from something that the barista said. Ariana Grande. That's really, really. Ariana Grande. It has to be Ariana Grande. It has to be Ariana Grande. It has to be.

It has to be. It has to be. It has to be. It has to be. It has to be. It has to be Ariana Grande. It has to be. It has to be.

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It has to be. It has to be. It has to be. It has to be Ariana Grande. It has to be Ariana Grande. It has to be Ariana Grande. It has to be Ariana Grande. of him already the same thing and something happening in their transaction. She would say, who she is the artist? No, she's the barista. She's about the change that she was giving back. It was the same every time. Oh, 50 cents. This is going to be, this is either 50 cents or nickel back. It is nickel back. Oh, no. I thought he got a piece of like, I'm always giving you a nickel back and he's like, dun, dun, dun, dun, look at his graph. So funny. All right.

All right. Again, I don't know if these are true. I don't care. Don't, don't say. If you're nickel back and that's not true, well, definitely write me an email. I'd be interested to talk to you and spend. Yeah. I'd be interested to see if that guy can spell words that put an email together. I don't think so. All right, this, this artist was named

for a character from a Quentin Tarantino movie. Mr. Pink. Oh, oh, God, this is a pink. No, the pink. This is from Kill Bill, right? It's not from Kill Bill. Adel has somehow gotten their right and not realized he's gotten in the same time. It's their pink. Wait, this is a, sorry, can you read the, the question again? I guess, they're my character. Pink, this is the art of pink.

It's just pink. Yes, the answer is pink. Pink's a Tarantino head. Pink's a parent, no apparently this is what it says on the websites. It says that she was, uh, her light, she had a likeness to Mr. Pink, who I think is Steve Boshimmy. So it's not a very, yeah, not a cool thing to say about a cool thing to say. The only, the only person you're allowed to say, hey, you look like Steve Boshimmy, is

Steve Boshimmy, okay? Anyone else in that nice to say. You don't, you just want to hear that. Leave him alone. Hey, man, don't tell me what I look like Steve Buschimmy. It's Steve Buschimmy. Okay. No, you're not. No, you're not. No, you're not. No, you're not. No, you're not. No, you're not. No, you're not. No, you're not.

No, you're not. No, you're not. No, you're not. No, you're not. No, you're not. No, you're not. No, you're not. No, you're not.

No, you're not. No, you're not. No, you're not. No, you're not. No, you're not. No, you're not. No, you're not. No, you're not. No, you're not. No, you're not. I'm making waffles. I just had to do, sorry, those Steve Bouchemy has docky from Shrek.

I'm still workshopping it if you have notes to do at me. Hi. I'm putting up a play. There was a profile that I read about Steve Bouchemy years ago, and my favorite detail from the profile was that the person was writing about Steve Bouchemy. They were supposed to meet at a restaurant, and they waited for Steve Bouchemy

for an hour at the restaurant restaurant and they were like, I guess he's not showing up and they got up and he was just there in a different booth and the person had just like not noticed him because of how like unassuming he is and they included that in the profile. I was like, I don't know man, I would not put that part in. You kind of have even talked to him yet. That can't be the beginning of this. How many words do you need? You kind of have even talked to him yet. That can't be the beginning of this. How many words do you need? Should we do a couple more?

Yeah, but also buy your tickets in advance for reservoirs. Shrek coming to a theater in your Santa go ahead. Okay, lead singer grew up with a certain medical condition. And he got a nickname from his bullies and each of you had nicknick. No, that's named after the talk time song radio No, Tom York had radio ahead look it up his head would get different signals Look at out these and they

Is it possible that he had iron maiden or did he have led Zeppelin? Medical condition. What was the last part of it, Sandy? Well, he got a nickname for it and he turned that nickname into the band name. Okay, he had a medical condition. I'll tell you the condition if you please tell me the condition. Please, it was asthma. Can't, can't breathe Steve. Um, right, Ted Fred. Um, cough cough, uh, inhaler, uh, coca syrup inhaler and oats. Um, okay. Uh, inhaler in oats is pretty good, Sandy. You have to give them up. You have to admit that that's pretty good.

She's a rich girl, but she's gone to, that's right. She is being well beyond the wit of a common playground bully. Uh, he's like, hold on. Yeah. You okay. Let me give you some background for this, for this bit. The boy is like, you guys don't know rich girl, hold on. Okay, let me give you some background for this, for this bit. For this game. You guys don't know Rich Girl? Come on. Okay, medical condition, had asthma. Asthma.

Is it a freezer? Weezer. Oh yeah. Wafers. I love to quay to. I love a guy named Rivers Quomo and they're like, what kind of nickname can we give this guy? How about Weezer? Come on man, it's right there. Right there. love a guy named Rivers Quomo and they're like, what kind of nickname could we give this guy? How about Weezer?

Come on man, it's right there. Right there, give one. Hold that out off the shelf, put it on my, slap it on the name of my band. Thank you very much. All right, last one, Sandy, what do we got? All right, this one was taken from a thesis paper the band found online about advancements in technology.

Dot, dot, dot, that'll tell you a little bit more about if you are advancements in technology now. Okay, this has to be the sound system the cars You guys hear about this new thing for what is doing Which you call ourselves the tease So this is a band that took the name from online. So it's a relatively new-ish band, new word band, definitely the last 20 years. Um, and advancement in Texas is craft work. Mac or more. I'll tell you this, there's a joke about this band name

in a recent movie that, oh shoot, about, now I wish I remember the movie, but it was making fun of the main character for thinking something was technologically possible Is this a glass onion a glass onion choke? Feels like it could be I could be any I'm trying to guess the movie now So this bands about a technological image. Can we get a little just a little hint allow humans to travel at extreme speeds.

30 seconds to Mars. It is 30 seconds to Mars. I found the movie quote. It is not a more it's not more. It's not from the last couple years. It's I just happened to have only seen it in the last in the last year. The movie quote is from pop star never stop never stopping. And he goes like he goes 30 seconds to Mars is the name of a band.

It's not a fact about how someone could come from Mars. Anyway, it has to be 30 seconds to Mars that movie's great. Uh, wildly. And speaking of 30 seconds, you have 30 seconds to get the fuck out of here. We are so mad at what you just gave us with those puzzles. Well, you haven't bought any of these cookies yet. Cookies. Out.

Cookieman. Chef, chef, chef. Cookieman, where can people buy your cookies? Let them know. You can buy my, buy my cookies at signals.fun. That is a website that I run that is a newsletter and sort of a home world Patreon where you can support my work. Give me a little cash for some extra content,

some extra puzzle content, join my Discord, that kind of stuff, signals.fun. You can also go to Instagram, slash mystery league, where my main bit there is running prompt man Toes, which are mid-journey renders. Mid-journey is the AI art system. I run, I make up portman toes and visualize them with mid-journey.

So like, recent one I did was I combined Voldemort and the Morton Salt logo to make Voldemort and Salt. And, yes, please. Yes, please. It was pretty good. It was like a sad Voldemorten salt. And it was pretty good. It was like a sad Voldemort in a yellow jacket with a red. I like that one. That one works really well. I like that one too.

Big kick to Sandy's chest. Out of the door you go. Let's get out. She's still alive. Wow. That was 30 seconds on the top. Use me like a joint weaser. Hi.

Hi, my Sandy. Wow, thank God we had Sandy on this week's episode so that weaser. Hi. Hi. Bye, Sandy. Wow, thank God we had Sandy on this week's episode so that we actually had some riddles at this one. Really, really come in and clutch for us. Well, hold on, plant screaming, that's sort of, you know, that's sort of important news. I feel like everyone should know. Yeah, you're right.

I take that back. Thank you. Well, speaking of taking it back, Aaron, is there anything that you've done this week? You wish you could take back? Oh my gosh, all of it. Um, I... Can I plug something? Do it, Aaron. Yeah, girl. I would check out sitcom D&D. It's a lot of fun. I'm really proud of it. I think it's gotten

so great over time and we work really, really hard on it. And I earnestly think if you enjoy this show and you would like sitcom D&D. So if you need a new show to binge, check that out. I also want to plug, and this is a genuine plug, the word association, which is Adel's new podcast. I hate to do this. I hate this with Rob, White and Brett Lions, and I, not because of you, Adel, I hate to throw any sort of sunlight towards Brett Lions. Yeah, it truly is bad. It is horrible. So you know, I love it. It is too much confidence. It is so, it's like the perfect kind of podcast because it's so easy to listen to and

it's gentle, but it's really, really funny. And I've annoyed that I decided to try it out when you only had two episodes out because I wish I had a million more. I think it's genuinely great. And I think you should give it a shot. Thank you so much, Aaron. And sitcom D&D is phenomenal. So you have to do it. I'm a Patreon subscriber. Listen, I'm a Patreon subscriber. Nice to meet you. Also, I should say we, the word association, we stockpiled like seven episodes like a year ago. But by the time this episode airs, the two of you will have received an email with an open invite to come guest anytime. So please, uh, we'll, let's see if these two. I've challenged you on air. The quality is about to dip. So if you don't hear them on a new

episode sometime soon, you'll know they rejected my offer. I also want to spell our names right in the email again again. Aaron Paul, I also want to plug, if you have, hello from the Magic Tavern, is a show I podcast I do. We released some recently an episode called Tavern World, which is season four, episode 80. It's one of my favorite episodes we've ever done.

We've basically created this sort of like Disneyland-esque theme park around Magic Tavern and the lore and the canon and the characters. So even if you haven't listed it a while, maybe check out Tavern World. It's again, one of my favorite episodes. Is Momo not the mascot? She's mouse. Aaron, we definitely have Momo merch in the episode. Okay. Yeah. I think we have a t-shirt with Momo leaning on something and it says everybody's working for the squeak-end So all right fine. I'm satisfied So check that out also Please check out the podcast game show tell me about it hosted by a different Alan or five

but very much enjoyable as well and I believe that's it for my plugs JPC, do you have anything you would like to plug? Well, I will say one more time, patreon.com.haverdolrittle7200 is that sweet spot number when we release our Column bonus episode and we've already recorded it so I can confidently say it's a good one. But other than that, I do have to read a five-star review. If you want to get a five-star review red live on a episode of Hey Red River, all you got to do is go and fucking write one and then submit it. And then maybe I'll read it. Hey, this week I picked one from Bicycle, not spelled the way you'd think it would be spelled. The title of this review is and the review goes as follows.

Uh, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, oh wait, you know what? It's just one of those dumb metaposts where, uh, the reviewer tries to make it seem like I'm saying things off the cuff. When in fact, the review just serves as the jokeosts where, oh, the reviewer tries to make it seem like I'm saying things off the cuff. When in fact, the review just serves us the joke itself. Yeah, very funny. Damien from Pitsfield, Massachusetts. Okay. If that is your real name, please man,

get some new material. Metajokes have been played out for a very long time now. I appreciate you listening. Believe the jokes to the professionals. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. That was a real one. I get it, it's da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. It's humor. Mm-hmm. Point chel-o-zo. but leave the jokes to the professionals. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, nonamed the unscreaming planet, which is now when we jot down, that's gonna be a sci-fi book that I write.

Aaron, do you know what planet is nicknamed the unscreaming planet? Jupiter! Bye forever! Because it's so clean? I have no idea. That's it. Deep gold is green. And John Patrick calling.

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