Hey Riddle Riddle - #263: FIVE YEAR ANNIVERSARY!

Episode Date: August 2, 2023

We celebrate 5 years by doing something we should have done a long time ago... Featuring: Adal Rifai John Patrick Coan Erin Keif Editing by:  Casey Toney Theme by:  Arne Parrott Logo by:  Emily Kardamis & Emmaline Morris Want more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon! Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & prints Want to mail us something?  Hey Riddle Riddle  6351 W Montrose Ave #267 Chicago, IL, 60634 Want to leave us a voicemail? Call (805) RIDDLE-1 or (805-743-3531) Want to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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senses. Five. All the five stages of grief denial anger bargaining depression and then back to anger I think five five five second rule although with me it's more like the five-fuck-a-minute rule right five years number of Jackson's five power Rangers five five o'clock shadow number of been folds five five five back to boys in tank same thing Johnny five that guy from succession that that bad accent number of Hawaii O's five Maroon five girls five the time make number for Boran. Five. Slaughter House five. The Olympic logo is five. They know locked

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Five. Five. Five. Five. Five. Five, five, five years of five years of puzzles five years of riddles five years of puzzles five years of Guys at all guys We've been going for five years. That can't be right run the numbers again run the numbers again on your mark Get set numbers again, run the numbers again. On your mark, get set, go. No. It was delayed, three is pulled out ahead, four is way behind. Here comes five around the band, it could be five, it could be five, it's five.

Aaron, it was five, five, one. Was I really in my 20s when we started this? That sucks, because I feel 80 now. Wow, that was half a decade ago. That was half a decade ago. That was how we started. No, you were. I would think it was, I think I was 25 or 26 when we started this. Is that not the craziest funniest thing you've ever heard? No one's that young.

Okay, I think I know what we do. JPC Aaron, the fifth anniversary is gift is wood. Wood, you guys like to stop the podcast. Thank you so much. Yes, I would. Thank you. Thank God. Oh, thank God. I would love to leave leaf this podcast. What was that?

I think my number, you know what? You know what? I think recording this podcast is a real treat. Oh, cuss wood. You need to palm down. I think this podcast is a real treat. Oh, cuss wood. You need to palm down. I think this podcast is just oak. Okay. You can't take all of them. Take one, er, and just take one.

Son of a birch. Okay, wait, oh, five, five, we forgot one. Five, five, where's my chalk? Where's my chalk? Did I have chalk? It's a chalk. Oh, I have five. There is chalk in your mouth. Is that on purpose or? Turn off the lights. Turn off the lights. Turn off the lights.

Okay. Turn off the lights. Whoops, drew a rhombus. Okay. Five. He's trying. We've never used the chalk board before. That's the first time we've used it. Am I holding it right? This feels so weird. It's for emergencies. The chalk board is for emergencies. Is this an emergency handle?

I can't, can someone light a candle? Ooh, we're about five minutes into this episode. Whoa, five. Five. Five. Can someone light a candle? Yeah, I'm on it. I got like a million.

Eric has a million candles. Okay, now look on the floor here. I'm gonna grab the chalk. Five. So, you know, I'm using the chalkboard. Five. Is the chalkboard on the floor? What the fuck gonna grab the chalk. Five. So, you're not using the chalk board? Five. You're not gonna go the floor? What the fuck?

Five points to a pentagram. Uh-oh, that'll, let's see. Oh, that'll, everyone hold hands. Oh, no, why? We'll be each other with each other. Okay, good. I give, it's like a business man giving it upside-down shake to himself.

Now, now you're kidding it. Repeat after me. Wait, let me get this. Wait, let me get this. This toe. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I should have, hold on. Oh.

We actually could stop the podcast. Okay, is if we wanted. No, no, no, no, no, no. Repeat after me. Repeat after me. Repeat after me. Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Look at that more gold! And the cabinet of an airplane! It's a bit more than a nice and cold. And the air-closes back to the sky.

Yeah! Oh my god! How the hell did you do that? Hey! What's going on? Oh my god! Oh my god! How the hell did you do that?

Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Hey, what's going on? Oh my god. What did you do? Oh my god. I think we summon the Backstreet Boys.

Five. There's five members of the Backstreet Boys. It does not matter who you are. That reaction when you come in a room always sucks. I know what I look like, but this truly is painful to see. Head of a goat, body of a goat, wings of a goat, which you know wings, legs of a goat, stop. You don't describe what someone looks like physically.

They go to the root. I wasn't the root. I didn't say you were like, you're shaming head of a goat, body of a goat. And I think that was about you. Well, Aaron, laugh on a goat, die of a goat body of a goat. I think that was about you Well Aaron Dying of a goat you have the iron you have the diet of a goat. I watched you know drink this right and eat the can The cans the best part it tastes like right the cans the dessert

You guys don't eat the can when you're done with this, right? Sorry, Demon. Give us one second. I guess we have a lot to talk about. No, I'm on my phone. Oh. I'm just over here on my phone kind of doing my own cigarette now. Oh. Are you a riddle, Demon? Demon, I noticed your phone is just a slab of obsidian.

Why don't you put that rock down and why don't you work for us? Okay, well I guess I could. My boss is the devil and he is not the great boss. Well, your boss created what we're doing right now, which is podcasting. Well, actually, Conan O'Brien created it, but I think it was through the devil. No, it was the serial ready. Mailchimp. Mailchimp.

Oh, I see. Her name is Mailchimp, right? I was straighting my brain to think of a single serial mascot that's a woman. Wow, I can't tell. Is there any female serial mascots? I'm working on it Let's get some let's get some female serial mascots. Please mr. Demon. Uh, that's our first wish. We get three wishes, right? Yeah, that's uh, Aaron. what do you think, JPC?

Um, can I have two of the three wishes? Okay, so so far we've used one on the serial thing. We watched! Everyone's the other two. I mean that, that was right at the gate, you guys wanted that. I wish, what do I wish? All right, here's what I have so far. I've got the honey bunches of business waiting. So she's telling a briefcase.

I hate it. I hate it. What? I don't care. I don't matter. I don't need a few, I hate it. I have an idea. OK.

Instead of wishes, how about we have a little competition to see who can solve the most riddles? Fiddles, Addle will give riddles. And if you answer the most, Aaron, I just saw that time and put a fiddle back into a bag. I think he's pretty upset that he doesn't get to use a fiddle for this contest. We'll bet a riddle, a riddle of gold against his soul. You use a fiddle. No, buddy. OK, no, no worries, no worries. I have a, yeah, number, uh, wow, wow, wow. Oh, he's joking.

He's joking. Let me get behind him. Sorry, I can't, I cannot stop eating this. I'll be by just above business later. So good. I am. How about that? Addle give us riddles. And if you solve the most stopping you guys. I'll be like this about business later. So, yeah. I am. How about that? Addle give us riddles. And if you solve the most, you win and you get to take over this podcast and destroy it.

And if I win, you have to gleeve and I can get this podcast back. Wait, what the fuck do I do? I don't know. Going to the obsidian phone. Me? Yeah, go to the store. I don't know. Do anything. Do do do do. Do do do. You're gonna do if you

didn't have this. Yeah, what would you do if I didn't have this? Oh God. How do I answer that question? Oh boy, who am I without the show? The game you could play on Twitch or something? Walk upstairs, Verizon and meeting meeting so she doesn't really She doesn't really need me She's gonna do Chores are all done Starting to have some anxiety oh No, oh, oh buddy, um Aaron, what should we do? What is I could kill him? No, no, no that won't be necessary yet I would say JPC how will you try in with a joke whenever you're inspired?

I'll just say it's no trouble. Truly, I do it all the time. It is not an issue. Here's the thing. I'm 80% sure he can't be killed. He's probably more powerful than you are. But yeah, JPC chime in with a joke whenever you feel inspired. Okay.

No, I can do that. Yeah. So, so it's a rental off between Aaron and a demon Is that what we're doing? That's the five-year anniversary of this show. That sounds that sounds apart for the chorus. It sounds right Sounds I don't know. Okay, I'm just fighting for the honor of the show, I guess. I am a brave knight fighting a demon for my friend. Is that not cool? Shit, that would have been perfect for any bunches of uh, I already have so many of these boxes. Take a couple of off. It's like, whoa, what the woman's night. Everyone's like, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, damn. I would have been great. I think you're just describing Joan of Arc and I don't know if people would buy a serial

with Joan of Arc on the front. No, no one's gonna buy a Catholic serial. I think you more of a woman tied to a stake, um, set say on, uh, on appetizing. Hey, and I don't even know if she was a Catholic. So that probably was a big part of her whole thing whatever it was. Whoa, a book of riddles just appeared in front of me. Cool! Demon, you didn't create this, did you? Uh, God no, no, I hope I do even my dark bowler is not enough to conjure something going back.

Okay, alright, let me. I watched him take that up. You did blew in my face. Yeah. No, Aaron, that was good luck dust. I blew some good luck dust in your face. Good luck dust. Of course, on T public, $5 a bag.

Go there now. It's gonna say good luck dust. My favorite Dane Cook movie. Okay, Aaron, demon. You're just the kind of example of a joke that I might chop it. I love it, David. You have a purpose.

Your life has meaning. You matter. You matter. Take a seat, take up space, buddy. Take up as much space as you want. I feel like a room of the five years, everyone's being mean to that guy, but he kinda deserves it. And a part of it really likes it. That's it.

We wouldn't do it if he didn't like it. Demon, should I keep calling you Demon, or do you have a preferred name? Wow. Yeah, I actually do have a preferred name. Bench and Meowth. And a Baffamette. I actually do have a preferred name. Benchip here. A bathroom. My name? Well, that sucks because I go by mini-natured. What are the disadvantage appear?

The other one is bathroom. You see it's going to be chucky. It's that school. Look, you say chucky. Yeah, chucky. Chucky. Okay. You see it? Like from the rug rats.

No, not from the rugrats, that's still. What are we doing? All right, so let's get to our first, everybody get comfortable. Let's get to our first riddle. This is between Aaron and Chuckie. Here we go. Sam did not see or hear it coming. He was hit hard and bruised severely.

Dr. Nelson, who was there when it happened, felt no need to give Sam any medical help, despite Sam's intense pain. What's going on here? Can you read it again? Sam did not see or hear it coming. He was hit hard and bruised severely. Dr. Nelson, who was there when it happened, felt no need to give Sam any medical help,

despite Sam's intense pain. What's going on here? Heartbreak. Oh, Aaron, that's very good and very close. Baseball. Okay, hold on. Sam, Sam is not a name. It's an acronym for a Sam missile battery, which is a, I think, a strategic, hold on. Sam, Sam is not a name. It's an acronym for a Sam missile battery,

which is a, I think, a strategic entire missile battery. It was hit by enemy rockets and the doctor did not need to do anything because it is an event of jump. That's exactly correct. Is it a literal Bruce? No, sorry, Aaron. That was right. Oh. Wow.

I think it's also a surface to Aaron Missile. I don't mean to tell a demon his business, but I think he got it wrong. I think demons probably know missiles inside now. Hey, Aaron, Aaron. What's up? That was wrong. The correct answer was Sam was hit with bad news.

But I want the demon to kind of get some winds on her spell so he gets cocky and then fucks up. He's in this huddle right now. Addle you've huddled with me. I invited him in. I waived him over. Aaron, Aaron, it's reverse psychology. Give him all the information, right? I don't get your plan. I'll just have to trust you. I don't get your plan. I'll just have to trust you. If I'm being honest, I am in this huddle, but I, you guys speak way too fucking fast. I'm maybe getting like one out of every six words. What happened is people listen to us at 1.5 speed so much that it cursed us and now we talk at 1.5 speed. Yeah. I do want to, if it's permissible, sir, I would like to see a scene between Chuckie and Aaron.

Is that a good idea to straight-place speakers? I don't know. How about JPC and I do it? Yeah. No offense, no offense. I have a question. Chuckie, are you an improviser? Have you done any improvising?

No, he's probably. You probably could write it. I'm trying to improv. You know that your mouth is the devil's handiwork? I basically like the sharta helper and a doubt here, which also means you don't want to see me improvising. Oh, a lot of dogs just came running out of that portal.

Who would you like to try a scene or would you prefer JPC and Aaron to do one? You can start to see and I'll decide if I want to be good. Great. So based on the fact that we all just huddled up, I do want to see a scene between any two people in the room or maybe three. And it's going to be a huddle in football right before play. And it's a huddle where the quarterback is absolutely lights out panicking and has kind of forgotten all the plays that they typically call

and is really just trying to put on a brave face. Aaron is the quarterback. Great. Hey everybody, anyone wanna go to the mall right now? Hi, I mean. What's the play, QB? What's the play? I feel like I need, I'm like overdue for a haircut. I should probably go do that.

Haircut, I think that's where I run a flat and then Tom, you go. It's my arm pit. Am I sweating? Is that normal sweat? Is that blood? I always tuck a playbook into my jocks strap. Let me see. I don't see something in my head. Is that blood? I'll bloody the nose of the other... I can't remember is that blood?

Hey fellas, what if we just called it today and we had a barbecue in my house? My dad loves to grill. Okay, um... Okay, I know barbecue at my house. If that's the play we're doing, I feel comfortable doing it. Yeah! No, no, no, how about um, how about uh, we, let's all go around and say one thing that we like about ourselves. I like that I'm about to walk off field and go home. Yeah, um, I like that I put number 37 on a stretcher because he was all conference last year and I feel good about my improvement in tackling.

Great. I like that three days after a haircut, my hair looks better than the day that it had the haircut. Awesome, Bella's. When I say, when you say, why? When? Why? Exactly. It's all that important, right? No, it's, you beat, you beat. Are you okay? Do you?

Is that my name? I don't remember. Your name is Quibi. Yeah, small bites, small bites. Small bites, small bites, small bites. Yeah, when you were born, your parents said that your soft guess wasn't connected properly to your stomach, so you had to take small bites, so they named you Quibi. Fellas, who else has hands at us to begetty all of a sudden?

Fellas, you get it. Boys, fellas. Listen, Quibi, the ref is telling us we have five more minutes before we have to get back into it. We really have to hurry. We've been on the field in this huddle for way too long. Great, who wants to hold me like a baby? I do. Cool, cool, cool, cool. Um, Quibi, that's crazy enough. It might just work. Break. Here are my shoes and I'm running up the field. And we take you

back down to the field where it looks like they're finally going to start their play. Okay. Oh, and there's the snap to Quibi, and it looks like it looks like the center number 55 Tom. Looks like Tom Sullivan. He's picking up the QB carrying her like a baby and running her into the in zone. Oh my God. They're both down almost immediately. That did not work at all, and it looks like they're both seriously injured. It looks like also a loss of 72 yards so that's going to really set back the fighting potato. Hey, fellas! The way you're numbing this game really hurt my feelings. What have you lied about what we're going on down there, fellas?

Well, it looks like the soul of the quarterback has floated out of their body and is now dangling right outside the end of their body. It is now stinkling right outside the game. Chuckie, Chuckie, when JPC said this all the quarterback, you got a big grin on your face. You know, you know that was doing something to my little adema parts. I thought that's all I'll say because I don't know what kind of podcast this is if I could say more. Oh, um, what's a real thing? I can't wait till you have to leave You got to get out of here, man. We're perfect just the three of us. We don't need no demon here. Oh Aaron

What Janet Verney? Well, she's the best. Yeah, oh You know you know Janet Oh, yeah, I'm Janet. You know you know Janet. Yeah, we're in similar surface. I doubt it. You're lying. We're lying to try to impress us. No way. You know what? I think I think I think I think this demon actually might be like from Hollywood if I if I'm reading the if I'm reading the vibe right that explains the sunglasses. Let's see. Hey, um, That explains the sunglasses. Let's see. Hey, um, do you miss him? Checkie. Thank you for remembering my day.

That I told you 10 minutes ago. How do you feel about the writers and sag straight? Oh my god. These studios are getting hammered. But these fucking parasites. I know what all we want is Hold on. Do you, are you, are you a big up in Hollywood? Well, you didn't ask, but my last name is Zavloff. But my last name is Zavlo. Baffa met Zavloff. I mean, that sounds right.

Yeah, it sounds right. Okay, okay. Chuckie, Aaron, are you ready for the second question? I am. Here we go. Here's the number two riddle. The robbers broke into Rick's house and stole everything except for two $100 bills, carelessly left in plain view.

Why didn't they take those? They were fake bills. Did they have poop on them? They weren't fake. They were. They weren't. JBC, honestly, a lot of times I can't tell the difference between you and Chuckie. I mean, you're both sitting right next to each other.

Turn of rules. Turn of vibes. No, I'm just saying. I think he likes it. No, both of us, it's a compliment. Who? No poop, and they are real bills. Are they under glass or something?

Aaron, they're not under glass, although I appreciate that term. I think it's very fun. What? Are they buffalo bells? No, but I do appreciate, you know, that whole song and scene in the movie, of course. They're the wrong kind of currency. Aaron, you're getting warmer. They're monopoly money kind of currency. Like they're... You're getting warmer. They're monopoly money.

It's not monopoly money. Oh, they're Canadian dollars. Not Canadian dollars. Which is basically monopoly but it has to be. Well, just as colorful, but spends the same, I believe. Any other guesses? You were closest with Aaron. You said something that was closest, but I can't remember.

Sorry, just staring at this goat in sunglasses is really throwing me for a loop. Still be. I think they are, they're real. I'm gonna take off these sunglasses. I'm sorry, you just, who, this is, let's put a bell on you. Actually, I'm gonna tag your ear, is that okay. Yeah, well just in case Aaron just in case you get lost

Yeah, she gets it If you're upset about this episode you message them not me Err earlier we were fighting tooth and nail for a woman's cereal vascott and now you're upset because we're tagging your ear Wow Message them not me Sound like I'm gonna get it. Interesting. Um, can I have a hint, Adel? Uh, Aaron, yes, you can have a hint.

Um, so two robbers broke into Rick's house and stole everything except for the two one hundred dollar bills, carelessly left in plain view. Um, Aaron, the hint is, um, they are bills. Uh, they are real bills, but not bills in the way that we're currently thinking Um, uh, would these be like bills? Oh, like electric bills. Oh, I said it first. I think Chuck Hamson. Sorry. I think Aaron got to it first. You were talking too slowly. Aaron is right. The two hundred dollar bills were the phone bill and the electric bill Wow, they're both equaled $100.

They were, I mean, yeah. You never had that happen? Yeah, my phone bill is pretty consistent. My electric bill is the one that kind of changes prices depending on usage. Hmm. Chuckie, do you have AC in hell? Oh, yeah. AC Slater.

Yeah, Mario. A wrap. Oh, yeah. H.C. Slater. Yeah, Mario. This Mario Luffa's dead yet when this comes out. When does this one drop in? We can't keep doing this on the show. We can't keep doing this. We can't keep predicting death. All I'm saying is he never ages, right?

So some deal was made. Yeah, of course, of course. Actually, Chuckie, we'll figure this out. We need to take a quick break. Is that okay with you? Do you have anything you can busy out. We need to take a quick break. Is that okay with you? Do you have anything you can busy yourself with while we take a quick break? I was just gonna put on another part of Bremson

if anyone's thirsty. I'll take a mug. Aaron. Yeah, not too proud to say I'll take a mug. What? You're gonna eat the mug, aren't you? Yes, it's the best part. Tastes like Sprite. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha It's the best part. He looks right. He looks sleep. He looks sleep. He looks sleep. Oh, Adol Aaron. Sorry. Yeah, what could come right in? I was just finishing up my

Well, I don't mean to toot my own horn too much. We actually do have to do that Make a note for the producer for later. My he looks sleep parody album is almost complete. Oh With such tracks as Just sail away the in your song, but it's like a bunch of different versions. He looks like, he looks like, he looks like, he looks like, oh I love that. Damn, so I'm just gonna hear you say it

because you sing it way better than I did. And I've already done like 45 hours of recording for this thing. Yeah, but it works. I too have a Helix mattress. I have the midnight looks and it's the best night sleep of my life. My sister recently slept in my bed,

and she was like, where did you get your mattress? I felt like I immediately fell asleep. The second I got in, it's so cozy and so comfortable, and I went, well, I'd actually love to tell you. Wait, you have one? Oh my gosh, this album would have been so much easier to write if I had one. What am I doing?

Yeah, and I gotta say, as a Helix user myself, it's the best night sleep I ever had. Huh? I doing? Yeah, and I gotta say, as a Helix user myself, it's the best night's sleep I ever had. Huh? I released an album two years ago, it's called, it's a new yawn, it's all Helix sleep cover songs. But anyway, I took the Helix sleep quiz to get started and I was matched with a lux mattress because I wanted something that fell a little more firm.

My cats would sleep on the bed with me and I sleep on my side, so I need a little bit more comfort and cushion. Ha, gah. They offer 20 unique mattresses and they know that there's no better way to test out a new mattress than by sleeping on it in your own home. That's why they offer a hundred-night trial in a 10 to 15-year warranty to try out your new Helix mattress. I could have just tried it for a hundred nights. I've been up a hundred nights trying to write this album and the songs just won't come

because I don't know what I'm writing about. KPC, everybody is unique and everyone sleeps differently and that's why Helix has several different mattress models to choose from each design for specific sleep positions and field preferences. I'm a side sleeper and my midnight lux works perfectly for that. I am a don't sleeper, which is what happens when you don't sleep at all because you have a deadline and you told the record company that you would have the album finished.

And you're really working to try to get it done and you just can't sing anymore. But don't take it from them. Take it from me. Hi, I'm Yam Torque, the lead singer of Hedio Red. Cause I'm asleep and Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows for all listeners. Go to helix sleep.com slash riddle. This is their best offer yet and it won't last long. With Helix better sleep starts now. And Tom, when you said, or Yom, I'm sorry, I was called you.

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Okay, so that was a test that you felt. Harry, we love it. We love what you're doing. We love the voice. We love the production. I'm giving, God given. What we need though is we need more about the product. Okay, we really want to talk about Harry's as a company

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It makes you look fresh. My wife immediately noticed, she said, oh, you shaved. And I said, oh, kind of sucks that it happens so quickly. They noticed. Yeah, what about you, boom, boom. Oh my God, she's talking to me. Hey, Harry, I'm actually a huge fan.

I shaved my legs by my armpits with you. And it's just like, it was like the closest best shave. I felt very safe. It was great. It's really good quality shave. And I'm sort of a razor snob and I would give you a 10 out of 10. Oh, so you know, you probably wouldn't hear me say my famous line. No matter why you shave, Harry's has you covered for the best shave of your life at a price. You'll

love. Yeah, no. So cool. Okay. Um, can we, can you also mention your, you know, your, your antagonist in this, the guy that you're going up against, um, the German razor factory? You know, how blades are made of their own factory in Germany So they stay sharp and you know guys have tried it say their eighth shave is just as sharp as their first Yeah, you know what it doesn't matter. I kind of already covered that so you don't have to go into it Got you guys well I always say that a smooth shave shouldn't be too hard on your wallet It shouldn't be pile driving your wallet into the mat

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Yeah, no, yeah, sorry, all of it. I just also like that it's like sleek, aerodynamic weighted handles that look great in your bathroom and give precise control. Sorry, all of it. And suplexplex TPC. Oh, Mary's out like me. This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Hey, I don't know in JPC, don't freak out.

Sorry to crash your vacation. I know I wasn't invited, but I need some advice really quick. Okay, you're enjoying the old cars in Cuba, but whatever you have to say. I'm looking to do online therapy, just to talk about my path in life and myself the steam. And I needed to be online, convenient, flexible, and suited to my schedule, and also affordable.

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Hey, just also, I just have to feel like a brief questionnaire to get matched with the license therapist. And I can switch therapist any time for no additional charge, right? Yes, that's how it works. It's absolutely best. Okay, we gotta go. Thanks, Sarah.

And I love it and have used it actually before and I know you guys were gonna say that because it's like perfect kind of therapy that works for me. It's so nice to be able to message my counselor anytime and not have to drive or like build up all this stuff that I want to talk to her about. Yeah, it's the best because it's entirely online, meaning you don't have to come into our house. Yeah, yeah. It's designed to be convenient, flexible,

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Don't they esponial for cars? Okay, and we're back. Chuckie, it seems like you disappeared into a pluma smoke and went out through the window for a few minutes. Where'd you go? Okay, I just want to chime in and say real quick. I don't know if that was smoke. I was some of the worst smelling old eggs. So that's smoke.

So that's Samo. I think he did it on purpose. He did it right as I was talking, so it felt very on purpose. Like you've never crop dusted, my dude, I've been in a studio with you hundreds of times. This seems like someone has something personal going on here. I don't want to get in the middle of it, but yes, I did fart bomb. The entire studio as I left. Come on, Chuck. Good for you. Oh wow.

Wow. Who's side of you on? I don't know anymore. Maybe this should end. Maybe this should be taken over by a demon. We've been corining towards that since day one. I do have a question. If Chuckie takes over the podcast,

when he inevitably wins the rental battle, where do I go? Do I continue on with Chuckie takes over the podcast, when he inevitably wins the rental battle, where do I go? Do I continue on with Chuckie? Because I feel like I'm not part of this right here. So it's like, do I go with him? Do I stay with you? Would you guys be mad if I went with Chuckie? Well, you guys already have matching necklaces for some reason. So I feel like, I feel like I know what answer you want me to say. I prefer you stay here on the podcast, but we're even if the podcast gets turned over. So you prefer that I stay with the podcast, just so we're clear, that's what you said.

Well, with Aaron and I, okay, okay. Hold on, I'm just googling something really quick. Improvisers who are agents of chaos, but somehow completely have their life together, trying to get you replaced. This can't be a viable Google, right? This can't have a list kept, right? This can't have a list kept torn up a list of people. GPC, she said what she said,

but she typed in, what is a Roth IRA? I have to know. No one will tell me. What? What? What? What? What?

What? Aaron, do yourself a favor, girl. Watch Shasha's angerption. This problem solves. I will not. Okay, the score right now is Chuck E. One, Aaron One. Oh, sorry, I shouldn't have said Chuck E. One. That's not what Chuck E has one point. Aaron.

Okay, let's start my new podcast. No. No. Okay, okay, fun. Who was gonna be your cohost, JPC? Yeah, now I wanna know, who was it gonna be? I hope it was me. It was one of the, it was one of you two,

I'll be fucking pissed. It's probably like Dana Carveer, someone. Damn, that was a good get. Okay, it's one to one. Here's the next riddle. Troy was Matthew's father. Matthew was from a broken family and only saw his father Troy on weekends. Troy was not currently married and Matthew was not his son.

What's going on here? Can you read it again? Troy was Matthew's father. Matthew was from a broken family and only saw his father Troy on weekends. Troy was not currently married and Matthew was not his son. What's going on here? Is this like a backstep dad sort of thing? I don't think that's a term anyone uses X-step dad. Former step dad. What was that, Aaron? Former Step-Dead.

I like that term better, but that is also incorrect. So, Aaron, let me give you a... I honestly hate saying this, because it's actually already like a bad taste in my mouth. It tastes like freshly baked pancakes, like fucking gross. Oh that sounds amazing. Now bad. Oh, that could be bugs and bugs. This toy is priest. Oh yeah. Aaron I tried to help you. Yeah, father Troy, father Troy, right? Get it father. Was a preacher at a Catholic church. Matthew went to church every Sunday

where he saw Father Troy. All right, whoever wrote this riddle, there's those things he preacher at a Catholic church. Well, here's, JPC, here's the thing. I think all the riddles in this book that appeared in front of me, I think Chuckie created that book, so I was trying to just make one up on the spot

and I thought maybe a church one would burn Chuckie or something. Um, this sucks. Just say it. I thought maybe a church one would burn Chuckie or something? This sucks. Just say it. Ha ha ha ha. A Catholic preacher is a priest. If someone told me they were a Catholic preacher, I'd say, well, you're a fucking liar.

Well, should we take it to a rental court? If you want to take it to a rental court, we just have to go to a rental court. You can't like skirt around the idea. Yeah, yeah, yeah, actually. Chuckie's gonna thrive in the court system Actually, I think I do want to take this one to riddle court. I want to take this one to fucking riddle court. Oh boy All

Stand for judge J.P. Riddles all rise all rise all rise Everybody sit down. There's no reason to rise. We all have raccoons under our robes. So we don't have to get them all agitated for nothing. How do you spell raccoons and near robes? What? Why am I in handcuffs here? Have I been arrested? What's going on? You're on trial for the terrible riddle. And this is also an excuse to do a character parade. It's me, Dr. Camillean.

Is it really though? Dr. Camillean, maybe we should touch his face. Should we touch his face a little bit just to see? I don't know. It's me, Puzzbot. Why don't you ask monkey bones? I'm your monkey bones. I'm a lawyer.

Judge JP Riddles, can you off all the evidence against this demon? Now normally I would be happy to list off all the evidence against this demon, but I think this world took my little court paper and I need that back because that had my Social Security number on it and a very important man's going to be calling me to figure out how to get my nephew and niece back. What are we in court again? What is this show? What's going on?

I don't have any contacts for the show. So... Well, it's a riddle podcast. It's three friends and we try and solve riddles and puzzles and not all thinking problems. And along the way, we do improvise scenes and bits and goofs and gags. And that's been going for five years? We don't want it to have, man.

I wanted it to wither on the vine and die, okay? But three months in or so, people were like, okay, you know, or they left their, you know, their iPod players on or whatever it is. But we've been going, we have a fan base. I don't know how to phrase that. What sucks is I do like it here and I basically had to sit out the entire episode and I've the one thing that I do that I like and I have to sit here and do nothing. No, no, you had that Dane Cook joke. Remember? Yeah, you had that thing. That sounds like a Dane Cook special, remember?

Yeah, but I only get one per episode. Usually I do it lots of dang cook jokes. Well, you said five or six ones, but we had to cut them out. Oh, please tell me we didn't cut up by somebody shit on the coats bit. We did. Yeah, we did. No.

Well, it was in the middle of a riddle because they said, is there poop on the bills? And then you said, does somebody shit on the coats? And I was like, we can't, we have to cut that out. Cut that out so much. Yeah, it sucks. Casey's editing in real time for this. So.

Well, guilty. You're so racist, you're so kind. Is my friend Bill Mauregans show up? Man, I love him, I'm an asshole of sex. Oh God. Yeah, boy. Okay, so, Adam, is politics. Oh God. Yeah, boy. Okay, so, Adam, back to the riddles. Okay, so currently it is, Chuckie has two points.

Aaron, you have one. Here's the next riddle. Carl's grandfather's hands were cut off during the accident. Not a drop of blood was shed though. How? Aaron. Clock. Yeah, what kind of clock? Eric. Clock. Yeah. What kind of clock?

Grandfather clock. Wow. Aaron. Yes. Carl's grandfather clock was damaged in the accident. So, I have to lay down. What? God. Oh my God. I'm so stressed. Aaron, what's going on?

I just have to find. I'm just out of the weight of the world. I have to fight for this podcast. Ah, but what are people going gonna listen to at their jobs, where they're bored? We have to do this for them. There's, air, there's literally millions of podcasts. No, I'm a big ass ass.

Did you do, did you do, did you? What the fuck? Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Millions of podcasts. Fuck you, shut the fuck up.

Fuck you, shut the fuck up. Hey, Aaron. Aaron, do you notice that JPC is kind of changing? Like his voice is gesticulating. He's, isn't it weird? I'm too tired to notice. Oh God, oh God, Adel. Oh. How much more of these I can do?

Aaron, what can I do to help? It's tied to two. I guess we have time for one more riddle, maybe two. What do you want me to do? Oh, yeah, I can't tap more riddles these I can earn what can I do to help it's tied to two I guess we have time for one more riddle maybe two. What do you want me to do? Yeah, you tap more riddles so I can win wait if we do two though. What's the tiebreaker? I mean you can't end on a tie right well. I think I think I have something Wink wink up my sleeve GPC I'm gonna have Aaron do what she does best rap Sleep Oh, yeah, no Um, JPC, I'm gonna have Aaron do what she does best. Wrap, sleep. Daddy.

Oh, yeah. No, yeah. Yeah. Aaron, I got your back. Here we go. Next riddle. Only one of the diners was happy after tasting the meal. The other eaters did not complain, but clearly they were not happy.

Anita, the cook felt great about the reaction to the eight meals she had cooked. Why? Um, it was... can you read it again? Only one of the diners was happy after tasting the meal. After tasting the meal, the other eaters did not complain, but clearly they were not happy. Anita, the cook felt great about the reaction to the eight meals she had cooked. Why? And Aaron, eight meals is a hint, Winkwink. Um, all the meals I had been eaten.

Huh? Eight, they're eight meals. Okay, Aaron, think about happy and then eight. Happy and eight. And even with eight, subtract one and think of happy 7 and happy wink wink. What? Only one diner was happy. There was 7. Oh, oh shit.

Oh shit. So this is happy Gilmore. Adam Sandler, famously what he does his project, brings 6 of his all-say-it untalented friends along with him. And they just get to be millionaires as well Huh Oh It's not happy gimme a hearing Aaron think of the number seven. Yes, okay? What what famously has seven of something

and one of them is happy. One of seven is happy. Seven dwarves. Yes, and add one, so there's eight meals. That would be... Snow White. And... The seven dwarves.

Yes, the diners were snow white and the seven dwarves. Only one of the eaters was named happy. Aaron, remember bad riddles. I fate. Oh, she fainted Fate oh she fainting um oh We don't have another ad break um whoo Okay, just just go on to the next rental and I did it for attention. Oh I'm fine

Carry on don't don't worry. I did it for a titchet. Huh. Huh. How did that work? It doesn't matter. Okay, here's our last riddle. Okay, the squers Aaron has three. Chucky you have two. For either the winner or tie,

here's the riddle. A doctor and a lawyer were driving a car. As they passed the scene of an accident, the doctor exclaimed, That's my wife. The lawyer started yelling at the doctor. Why? Oh, uh, uh, I know this one. The lawyer, that's the, uh, that's the doctor's story from. Wow. Oh, wow. Yes, the lawyer was the woman, huh? Maybe add that to the theme. The lawyer was a woman in love with the doctor. He hadn't neglected to tell her he had a wife. No.

No. No. No. Aaron? I'm sorry. I'm sorry I got that one so fast. It's just that. We are pretty much more for all lawyers down here. No. That's a lot of them.

No, I'm saying you can't win. You can't, you can't win. You can't take over this podcast. I know that you've sort of been pulling the strings behind the scenes for a long time, probably, but like, you can't fully take away the fiddle. I don't think they call it pulling the strings. Yeah, I've been playing the thing. See, James, you got another joke in. I was, you don't remember that one.

Okay, it is, it is unfortunately tied. Uh, Chuckie has three Aaron has three. No, but I have. I have a backup just in case this happened, which I thought it might. So we're Aaron, we're going to do what you do best. We're going to wrap for the win. Oh, God. I don't do that best.

See, I'm literally yawning while you say that. Aaron, I've never heard somebody yawning in the middle of exclaiming loudly, oh god. Usually those are the bookens of a reaction. Oh god. Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me, Rob.

I'm being robbed. First try everything, Aaron. No, you know what? That's how I used to react to having to write papers in college. Panic and exhaustion. I thought, oh god, it's doing like takes hours. Oh my god. Oh, good. I think if Aaron was going to teach a master class,

it would be called panic and exhaustion. What are my favorite people pans? Okay. Chuckie, do you know how to rap? Oh, yeah, we have some of the greatest rappers of all time down here in hell. I'm talking one Is Yeah, we'll have to check but she yeah, she did

Weirdly rapping that one song one is the one to check of that. Yeah, we'll have to check, but she did the weirdly wrap in that one song. I think he invented the genre. I don't think that's right. So here's what we're going to do. Chuck, we're going to start with you. OK. And let's see, your topic is looking around the room.

JPC, what's a good topic to throw the topic to throw a demon off his game? OK. Oh, oh, yeah, something throw a demon off his game. Okay. Oh, oh, yeah, you know, something that like a demon can't go anywhere near like, yes, yes, yes. Uh, demon, your topic is sprite. Oh, fuck, wait, that was a perfect topic. I would have crushed that in the would have crushed that in the car.

Uh, uh, I don't mind doing a rap about sprite, but you find folks. Do look close enough at the contract. What? What? What do you mean?

Did we sign a contract? Did any of us sign it really quickly, but that's how I sign on it. I signed a birthday card. Oh, fuck. I signed a contract, I think. Yeah, you signed a contract and you said best wishes. Yeah.

I just also have a weird thing to write. On a birthday card, it feels... Is that really binding? Yeah, being the best wishes when you blow your candles. You're weird. I'm not weird. There's a clause in the contract you all signed. This is I. A clause? Uncle Santa. No Santa no slam store no oh my

fucking I don't even care that there's a demon here that will not come in no no here it's your close you know uncle Santa only comes through the front door no you just broke his nose okay fine sorry Chuckie what was in the clause? The clause says I can substitute myself out for another rapper. I now present to you. Eminem. I mean me at the time. Oh no. Uh, I think he's confused.

Aaron don't worry. This is present day Eminem. Not Eminem from 20 years ago. So I think it'll be kind of thing. I think he's confused. Aaron, don't worry. This is present day M&M, not M&M from 20 years ago, so I think it'll be fine. Yeah, Aaron, he seems pretty good out of it right now. M&M, Sprite. Yeah, here we go. Yeah. Obey your thirst. Obey your cursed. Cursed and done, thousand checks sin. Check in, checks mix.

Mix, not Steve Martin. Martin, Martin, Martin. You're so crazy. You're so crazy. Crazy, crazy, sprite, crazy, force, sprite. Sprite, sprite, light, night, light. Turn off the dark, fight a man. Curse and Dunc's doesn't check sin.

No. In way go. No. Elder Rosh. March, Simpson. Ow, how me. Ow, how me. In way go Elder wise March simpson out how me out how me I'm lovely Pick up the funny Deba's packing up a suitcase Growning I'm groaning and grinning. I'm winning tied to blood. I can see my lights on his phone

I'm winning. Tide to blood. I can see a bite. What? Lights on his phone. Go. He's trying to get the whole thing. Big birdie. Sesame Street.

Sesame seeds. Baseball. Baseball. All that. Uh, it's all, it's all that. Uh, Nickelodeon. It's bright. Ha.

Ha. Ha. Oh no. Aaron, that's honestly, I wasn't expecting much, but that is the best rap I've ever heard. Aaron, that will be hard to be aired. You are screwed. Okay, Aaron, it's now your turn. Let's give Aaron, let's really set her up to, to solve this.

That's a softball. Yes, Aaron, your suggestion is softball. Oh, no, no, give out of the box. That's a softball. Yes, A are in your suggestion to softball. Oh. No, no, give me a better one. Give me a better one. Okay, something for her to really... Something I'm seeing for the episode. Not head out of the park.

Five, number five. Five. Five. Okay. Boom! Boom! Let me tell you why I know I'm alive. It's because I've made it to the number five.

I love that number. I really do. I'm just gonna ask, what about you? Can you believe we made it this far? I didn't know I could make it this far. They're looking down, I'm sorry. Hold on, I'm still going, don't stop it. All right, here we go.

I'm in this writing don't stop it. Alright, here we go. I'm in the best... I'm in the best writing a lot of this down. Uh-oh. Got. Grief. Denial. Oh no, sorry. Grief.

Denial. Angle. Margaret. I'm dying. Grief. Denial. Anger. Bargaining.

Depression. There's a message there that I... You guys, I can't dig dig stress to you enough Hard to do this before I keep in saying anything They are talking I have an excited thing You think you have a said anything? You think you have a said anything when you go

Yeah, yeah, yeah Because that's what you're saying Okay, here we go, here we go Oh Sorry, okay, okay, here we go. Oh You know what I don't mean to be mean, but it's better really really good time I've even got a little better at rhyme and you know what I want to win this thing because I want to win it. And you know what? This show is actually really great. And I look forward to recording it. And I think that we should fight for it. I think you should do another five years. I don't think we should give up, okay? Aaron Keith, Aaron Leif, fall from the tree, tree wood, five years.

Aaron Keith, you're my goodness! She's the queen, queen around. This is like a funny thing and I think we should keep doing it. I don't want to quit. Served up my guy, 100%. Thank you, Aaron, from the past. From a Patreon episode. I agree. Aaron M&M's crying. Wow. This is a good show, it's fun. I honestly, in case he cut the shit off, I honestly think he's been crying for a couple of minutes now.

Yeah, and you know what, I know we're not adding anything to society and we don't make anyone's day better, but this is fun to record and I'd like to keep going. Even if we don't release the episodes anymore. Okay, okay. It's my job to judge this rep contest. So I mean, do my tabulations? Oh, and also keep in mind while Aaron was rapping, it looks like Eminem threw up on a sweater.

Is that, is that Manacani? What is that? No, he's just wearing my sweater from the sweater episode. Yeah, I do still got these jokes though. He barbed something on it with angel hair. What is that? You're not going to look that sweater. Okay, I got to say, this was the closest rap contest we've ever done on the show.

This is really close. I've never done on the show. Aaron, I think you're biggest mistake was starting the rap by warming up. And going, um, ha, pop, pop, pop. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Okay, JPC, what do you do here? Because you know, you know, Chuckie's going to make you as co-host if you go with him. But also, Aaron said a lot of nice things about the show. It's pretty obvious that she wants you to stay

But also, Erin said a lot of nice things about the show. It's pretty obvious that she wants you to stay, uh, Adel, mystery vibes from him. You have no idea which way that I was this to go. Oh, look, it looks like a little JP riddles and a little monkey bones have popped up on either one of JPC's shoulders. So it must be his inner voice. That is not a balance for him. That is not good.

That is not too equal size. That is bad. It's like how black holes are formed. Oh yeah. Very good point. Very good point. No, I'm not gonna put my finger in there. Who said that?

Get out of here. Get out of here. Which one is which? Oh, the fuck. JP riddles and little monkey bones are fucking. Oh no. That can't be good. Good onically.

I have to do. I have to do what's right. I have to do who actually did a better rap. And so I am going to award my judges point to Aaron Keefe. Wow. I don't do that. Oh, I'm sorry. I don't care.

I don't matter. Oh. Oh, what podcast are you going to take over? Yeah, what are you going to? Not us. I'm looking to be the fourth mic on the Joe Rogan experience. Now I know what you're thinking. That's a really good show already. We'll a deep-in-aim Chuckie make it better. I hope so. Well, I want to say good luck and enjoy Austin, I want to say. Well, I want to say good luck and enjoy Austin, I want to say. Yeah, I want to say good luck. Chuck again, make it with the team cook movie reference and, you know, it was a real pleasure

to meet you. I, I, do you need me to erase the pentagram of Chuck or what do you? Do you need us to validate your parking? Do you just walk out the front? He's walking out the front door. He's walking out the front door. He's walking out the front door. Oh, he's leaving uncle Santa's coming in. He's pissed. He's got blood running down his nose. Hey, I didn't ask to be on the show.

Okay. It's root of it for. For all. Oh, oh, oh, who's paying my medical bills? You don't have insurance. Will you work one day here? I guess that makes sense. Yeah, it's. Yeah. Um, it's, yeah. Anything to plug?

I can't be right. Yeah, I love it if someone could plug my nose. It's fucking bleeding all over the place. Oh, oh, oh. Okay, let me break this chalk in half and stick one of each piece up your nostril. I refused to have it. Thank you, was that so hard?

I'll be on my way. See you in September. No, no, that's not the right month for Damn it. He's got it. Jolette. Aaron anything you have to plug? Check out sitcom D&D. It's a much more pleasant experience over there. No, no, this was I'm at what I said I like this place. Um, I don't anything to plug Yes, I want to plug. Uh, I assume Aaron now that you and also I just Aaron thank you so much you truly Save the show from extinction. So thank you for that and I guess I'm waiting to get Ven mode Okay, you have been Request right now.

No, no. I guess I want to plug in, I want to say six months or so, nine months, I don't know how long it'll take to just date, but I want to plug the appearance of little JP bones, which I assume is going to be the offspring of a pretty flyer for a right guy of JP riddles and little monkey bones. So I'm looking forward to.

So do you think that they've been fucking for three months already, or do you think that it's a six month gestational period for whatever that baby's gonna be? If I'm being honest, I think it's a live birth in five minutes. I think that's how it's gonna be. So, for sure, for sure. Yeah.

Yeah, and I wanna plug Aaron's wrapping skills. Thank you so much for, for for you know what? Because you took another take because you were willing to Commit to it and not take a nap after the first round. I think that's what put us over the top So thank you. Yeah, I think you really did it. You really saved today once again. I say Sorry, Chuck. Let me drop pentagram. Oh, I lost my chalk. Chuck. If you can hear us anything you want to plug Yeah, just a sick on D&D. Oh, no.

Come on. Oh, good buds. Three of my favorite shows. For it all. Well, sucks to hear that way. I hope he's a patriot. JPC, do you have anything you want to plug or review you like to read? Look, I just want to give another shout out to the fans, the people that listen, sorry about

this one, but for all the other ones that we do that you liked, thank you so much for listening to the show. We're happy that we get to keep doing it. And we're happy that some people like it. For instance, some people like it enough to go and write a five star review for us. And sometimes I read some of those motherfuckers live on the show. This one's from DJ Nikki Nikki Knock. I'm sorry, I hate to correct myself,

but it's from DJ Nikki Nick Knock, which is completely different. Brings the ha-ha's and the hums. Come join a Dell, Allen, and KFC on the high riddle seas. These bloke will bust your guts so hard you'll be crying for days after listening. Peace, love, and riddies. Thank you so much DJ Nikki Nick Knock.

That was really nice. That was really nice. And Aaron, JPC and I were just passing notes during plugs here and we thought it only fitting that we kind of reward you or thank you by closing the show and having Coco Cashmere do a wrap. She's dead. Jupiter, bye! Bye forever! Bye forever!

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