Hey Riddle Riddle - #265: Winkie Winkie

Episode Date: August 16, 2023

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This is a headgun podcast. Okay, Adelb, JPC, sit still. I am almost done painting your portrait. It looks really good. And you're painting my portrait on JPC and his on my face? I'm taking some artistic liberties. Okay. I don't want to spoil anything. I so don't want to be rude about this, but how are you done so quickly? Like, I mean, we barely sat down. I just took my coat off.

And you kicked. I feel like, what? You keep holding up your thumb and I thought it was for like scale but it seems like you're just trying to encourage us. Yeah, I'm trying to tell you're doing a good job. Good job posing, fellas. The depth is gonna be way off, JPC.

Yeah, and I'm a person who likes my depth very specific. You guys gave me $1,800 to paint. What? Realistic portrait. Hold on. Hold on. You said that was a hold. You said that was a standard hold on my credit card. You said, what?

You said just in case we eat the paints, you had to put a whole like hotels do where it's like, we're holding $400 on your account. And just in case you turn into Led Zeppelin and trash the place. And let me ask you a question. Did either of you have a little bit of paint when you came in here? You put paint on our tongues.

You said tongue is nature's palette. You put Aaron, I feel like I'm doing it. You said it was complimentary. I would get a paint. I'm an artist. Let's be honest. Okay, I will say this right now. If I'm getting charged $1800, I'm going to trash this place like Led Zeppelin on their worst day. Okay. Aaron, can I talk to you?

Says I'd hear for a minute. Yeah, sure. What's up? Rejub. No, no, no, no, thank you so much. Big thumbs up. Can you make my dinner also look normal? Big thumbs up. Can you make my dead house look normal? Mm. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Didn't love that sound. Why don't you go back over to the pose, okay? Just put a fig leaf over me. Put a fig leaf over me, whatever. We'll see. Okay. I took my coat off. I didn't know we were stripping down fully.

I'm like, what if he's comfortable with that? I'm cool with whatever. Like I'm not one of these guys that comes into a social situation and is like, everybody put your clothes on. I'm not that guy. I wasn't that guy. Short story.

I wasn't that guy at an orgy. I did not think was an orgy. I thought I was cat sitting, but that was my thing. For you know what? Let's just record an episode, throw his paint to the ground. Let's just record an episode of favorite of it all because I. Let's just record an episode of A-R-R-R at all because I give up. You guys are way too hard to work with. Aaron.

It's not worth the $3,000. Aaron was what? I'm gonna tell you what's really going on. What? This is an episode of what would you do? Of course, the TV show or something happens and we see how people react. No, Aaron. Who is the person it's happening to.

Well, you were painting us. I'm sorry, I cannot be here for another Adulverify podcast project. The guys got too fucking meeting of them. Okay, I can't do what would you do? Check it out on Spotify only. Uh, and. Oh, it's Adulison, you baby. GPC goes, I don't like the new podcast baby.

I was here first. That's what he says. New podcast can't even walk. Oh, Aaron during that painting of B came and stung JPC in the neck and we were just filming to see what would you do? And you did not stop painting at all. And of course, JPC famously allergic to B's, severely. I'm who?

I gave that B a big thumbs up. Oh, my neck is swelling up. My neck is swelling up, actually. Not bad. Look at my bum is on my left. My bum is on my left. I think I'll keep. Did everybody have a good weekend?

Yes. Aaron, you know that I did. Good. Because I again had a big adorify weekend. It's maybe coming up on my second big adultify weekend in a row. I actually can't remember if I saw you the weekend before. I've definitely seen you a couple, in a couple weekends recently. We went on a triple date. We went on a triple date, but last weekend, we, Adel and I got

together again and we played blood on the clock tower, which was a very, very fun game, very fucking confusing this time. Would you play with just you two? No, 17. Us at 15 of our closes. Fun. Who was the triple date with? Our wife. And no, Aaron, we're more than no. Oh, oh, I see.

Both of our wives are bisexual and half wives. So I guess it's not my wife, but it's my wife's wife. And I'm cool with that. I think I think we'd say it's with a, I believe a listener of the show, uh, and runner of Blood on the Clock Tower rush. Oh, oh cool. Okay. Last name were dictated. And last name were dictated. Yeah. And his partner and his partner and will only give her last bit. I don't know if he's she wants her name out. I don't know. Did you get dinner? What'd you do?

We got Indian food at this place called Roo R O O H in Chicago and it was so freaking good. So, so good. That's awesome. I will say I had an experience where there were several chutneys ordered on the table and I am not a person who likes a spicy thing and two of the chutneys looked identical. One was terribly spicy and one was the peanut chutney that I wished that I had had. Not knowing that a spicy chutney was even an option, I took a big spoonful of that peanut chutney and put it in my mouth and my mouth was instantly on fire. I got through it. I had some other stuff.

The spice went away. But about two o'clock in the morning, that night, I woke up in the worst gut pain. I feel like I've ever been in and had a terrible night. Just not on the restaurant completely on me and my ignorance. To not taste a little bit of the chutney before putting it in my mouth. That was actually the first episode I was recording of Adorfize. What would you do?

I'm just got to wanted to see what would happen to your tongue. Another B? The fuck? What is this show? What's the B-sting show? What's going on? It's, it's big pollen is really being generous with the funds, so I have to... Big pollen! Really have to use Beast every episode.

Aaron, how was your weekend? Good. Last night I did an ice cream taste test because I never tried salt and straw before. And we got three pints. And I was the only one who knew the flavors. And everyone tried a little bit of it Had to guess the flavor and then we ranked the them And there were two kind of fun flavors and one normal flavors. So I got

Let's get you canceled. What's a normal flavor? Like a care assaulted caramel swirl Like that's a normal flavor. you expect to see in ice cream. So can I ask her in something? Yes. How do you taste a swirl? Did people have to say swirl or else they got it right? No, they just had to guess caramel and then they would have won.

I thought it was good, but it was very, very rich. That's the same enough, because they have a swirl with something. Steadily they should have to guess this world, right? Am I insane? I'm not a bully to my friends. Well, maybe, but not. I didn't decide that that way. I thought that was a little rich,

but and I could use like some potato chips on it. It was just so sweet with no like salt. Anyway, I want I want a fancy ice cream parlor where somebody comes with one of those big pepper mills full of potato chips at your table. And it's like potato chips. Could I crush the potato chips on top of anyone's ice cream? GPC that's actually brilliant.

You got me, famously you got me one of those cartoonishly large pepper mills. So, I don't like, thank you. Do not ruin it with chips. I don't know. I don't know what will happen if you put chips in here. I try to return it and they're like, did you put potato chips in here?

And I'm like, yeah, pepper. They turn the box around and there's a big thing on it. Like do not use with commercial potato chips. And Adela's face next to it. You put a red line through it. My face says, what would you do? There's a place in Cape Cod where they like crush up potato chips and they'll make you your cone

and then they roll your cone in the potato chips. And once that happens to you, you're never looking back. That's you crave that every day for the rest of your life. What were your other two flavors, Aaron? Olive oil. Yeah. Yeah. And pear and blue cheese.

And that's one flavor, pear and blue cheese. Yeah. Okay. And I didn't really like that one as much. I didn't, maybe because blue cheese is such like a not like bittery aftertaste and there's the chunks of pear were too big. So the texture of the ice cream was pretty bad, but the olive oil I thought was stunning. Eric and I, can I, can I, can I, Wow.

Pause it something that might have happened and you maybe just didn't see. I think someone might have brought a Sharkutri board, your ice cream felonet and you were so blindfolded. How blindfolded was she? The cherry, eight that Sharkutri board off the ice cream. Huh. How did people do at the blind taste test? Did people, did people rock it? Did they nail it or was it much harder? It took a minute. A lot of people thought butter scotch was in the first one. Like I'm saying butter scotch tasted like,

or like a Christmasy candy or eggnog. Got a lot of eggnogs with the olive oil one. And then people got pairs like right away, but hard to guess blue cheese. Yeah. Not many people know this but egg dog is actually an olive oil substitute. So if you're trying to like slim down for the summer and you want to use a little sauce, something a little lighter and you're cooking a nice Greek salad and we're just drizzling

some egg dog on it. That's like a century nightmare to me. And avocado toast is a little drizzle of, uh, agnog and butter. I used to be playing eggs with butter, but now I use eggnog. It's just healthier guys. I'm trying, I'm trying to be healthy.

I love eggnog, damn. What do I have? I think canonically on the show, one of my favorite smells, and I think it's for you too, as well, is garlic, onion, and eggnog in a pan. Just sort of simmering, it just, oh yes.

It brings out the flavors of the chicken. We just caused so many car accidents of people hearing that and we like, we're, they just slam on the brakes. Yeah. I know I'm saying it a lot lately, but it's something that has been so present in my mind that we do have a responsibility

because people do listen to this show high. And when you are high, you will make bad culinary decisions like you seek egg dog is over to placement for olive oil. I would encourage people listening, please don't do that or do it and let us know how it goes. But do put fog rawen thin minutes because that's Adel tested in the highest thing I've ever heard of my life. That's the highest thing you've ever done.

I don't know if you were high. Damn like it. The highest thing I've ever heard of my life. That's the highest thing you've ever done. I don't know if you were high. Damn, like it. I don't know if you were. I don't know if you were high. You don't know if you were high. I'm old man puzzles. What was the origin of old man puzzles?

I, Aaron, I think it was you. I think one time you said, I'm old man puzzles and we started. It doesn't sound right. It's not a, it's not a fascinating origin, but it's stuck with us nonetheless. I know it doesn't sound right, Aaron, but could it possibly be anything different? I don't know. It's probably some bullshit.

I'll mind my business. Let's get into some puzzles, riddles here. This is what I like to call. We did these not too long ago. I like to call these odd man out. So I'm going to read for JPC items. Well, yeah, you got it. Okay. Next. I'm in an out and about on the town.

Here comes. Pants on the head. Odd man's day out. Just gyrating my hips. I'd actually like to see a scene. JPC, I want you to do the opening credits and the first couple lines of the Oddman sitcom. Do do do do do do do do do. Look who it is with his hands on his shoes

and his shoes on his pants. He's walking down the street and up and still it's the odd man and he's going out. The odd man's going out. He stops by the store and he orders a roast beef sandwich as a cashier. The cashier looks at him and says, huh? And then he doesn't even pay or stay. He just leaves. He's odd man out. And that's the end of the credits. And we go to the first line. OK, I'm open my mail.

Cancer. Oh, no. Oh, it's Jesus. Same. A few things we have to unpack. A few things we have to unpack. A few things we have to unpack. Okay, I insist on unpacking. First of all, there's a writer's straight going out right now.

So I am technically not even allowed to do what I did to you. You told me you're in this with me. Oh, God. Okay, first thing I wanna mention, hands on his shoes. You said he was walking about hands on his shoes. Immediately, I'm wildly impressed. But then you said shoes on his head.

So this guy's just walking around like someone who just did a 400 meter dash. I think he's a hand on his shoes on his hands. I think I incorporate it yet. Now, one of those most important things. There were one of those longest paws before that. You could really tell that the guy who wrote that song was improvising.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Um, a lot of people write that way, honestly. A few more things, a few more things I have to touch a button. Uh-huh. Yeah. Ordering a, do you think ordering a roast beef sandwich is odd? At the store. Not paying for it and leaving before you get it is odd.

I, I guess I could have been a little more specific about what type of store it was. Yeah. In my mind, it was a retail establishment. Got you. What a better name for this to come be dumb man out because he left before paying for his hand. I don't think so. I don't think so.

Absolutely. The fact that you're pitching on this is troubling because of the writers strike. I mean, we shouldn't even be, first of all, this was in production way before any of that went through. So it's still going through. I think the funniest image just popped in my head, which is a guy doing the splits and like with like Tadah arms, but the speech bubble says,

could a dumb guy do a handshake? It's like, well, you're doing the splits. Yeah, well. And then JBC, the last thing I need to unpack is I and this is positive. I love the idea of a sitcom where it's a theme song. And then after the theme song, there's a voice and it's someone going, uh, that's seen a theme song. And that was really good.

I think more shows should do. Should it should be like mad man. Or it's like, da da da da da. And we see the guy falling and then we hear like John Hamgo and that's he was like, now we go ahead and we go. And then we go. Oh, this and then. So they say on a lot of shows,

but the way that they mix it is they just mix it down really low. But I watch everything with subtitles on. So I do see. Yes. So all that stuff. Yeah, that's why kind of insider information there. No one wants to talk about the theme of that episode or anything. Yeah, that's why kind of insider information there. No one wants to talk about the

No, that episode or the pickle Because the show this is clear the shows and drama Hey, do you think I trust you? I trust you the little hand the lip of grace And it's an hour lock procedural drama. I do love someone getting just a letter in the mail And there's one word written on the page and that word is the one word you don't want to see It's basically the pilot to breaking bad. Yeah, I guess that's true. Yeah. Casey insert John Hammer.

Very close to him screaming or whoever you're like, I think. John Hammer. That's John Hammer, right? Yeah, John Hammer. Yeah, that's John Hammer. What a handsome scream. So we're going to call these odd man outs, not to be confused with the sitcom. Sure.

And I'm going to read four items. You're going to have to tell me which one does not fit in and why it doesn't fit in. So it's not enough to just locate the odd duck. You have to let me know why it can't swim. Gotcha. So for example, and this is going to be a pretty easy one, and they're going to get progressively harder. For example, if I said Boston, Massachusetts, Springfield, Illinois, Sacramento, California, New York, New York,

you might guess. I think I'm going to go with New York, New York because I don't believe that is the state capital. New York is like. That is absolutely correct, GPC. Okay, and that, you said that was the hardest one that we'll do. That's the hardest one we'll do. Thank God, because I barely got that one. The next one is one, one, one, two. I've tapped out Aaron. I wish you would like. No, I'm just shoes off head. The second one. The second one. Aaron, you're absolutely right. But why? I don't know. So let's get into some tougher ones. Bo Peep, into some tougher ones.

Bo Peep, Willie Winky, Jack Horne, and we'll hold that, Aaron, what's you? I don't know. You is a female sheep. If somebody wants to name their child Willie Winky, I think that's absolutely at their... Oh, at your choice. I'm sorry, Aaron, what do you do if Winky is a family name? Okay. You have to name your kid something. I trust you at there. I'm sorry Aaron. What do you do if winky is a family name? Okay?

You have to name your kid something you What are you? You have a boy your last name is winky. What's the boys name? Winky Winky winky actually Hold on Aaron just fucking trust you Aaron is fucking a random lap throughout your little commendrum.

Yeah, because I have to beat me all day. I have to beat me all day every day for years and years. It's not fun. It's so early, too. We'll be you all day for the rest of the day. I like to winky winky. Okay, episode title. Probably.

Bo Peep, Willie Winky, Jack. Okay, episode title. Probably bow peep. Willie winky jack corner boy blue. Willie winky. Aaron why? He's not in a little children's rhyme. Uh, you said the right answer, but I don't know if you know the right. Willie winky likes to think he don't make me get another time. Willie Winky put his pinky through his little fly.

He came upon the girls at school and said, I cannot lie. I cannot lie. I rhymed well once in the history of my life and Adel got so excited that he tattooed it on his body. J.J. made of hay couldn't go to the bonfire. A master. Where's the rhyme? J and J. J. Boy, that's a wiki wiki's it. J.J. made of hay couldn't go to the bottom. Fire. Wait a minute.

J.J. Aaron was the J.J. in this little story. Was that what's his name? Jack Johnson or ever from Mr. Joe. I don't know what you're talking about. J. J. Six. Get me pictures of Willie Winky. That's J. Johnston J. Johnston. Okay. I don't know what J. J. Right. What is going on with Willie Winky? Why is he the odd man out? Uh, JPC, would you know why Willie Winky's the odd man out? I'll read them again. Bo Peep, Willie Winky, Jack Horner, Boy Blue. Now you might notice something missing. Oh, they all have sheep except Willie Winky. They all have animals. You think I was gonna say

corner has sheep, Aaron. Oh, sweetie. You don't know know about them a literate of names until boy blue entered the picture and then it's What do we know about bow peep? Is that how we usually she lost your sheep little little jack corner little boy blue Really wiki I wish you was small but he's gigantic Big willy winky 26 feet tall two tons What is wiki wiki we're talking like this is something in our culture. I've never heard of Willie Winky Aaron's looking up Willie Winky. I hate how much we're saying Willie Winky, too. Can I tell you how Willie Winky is described? He is we he is small Willie Winky is we and I do want to see you soon

Wait, wait, wait who the fuck is Willie Winky? James, does everyone know where I'm saying Aaron doesn't know. Do you know? I don't know. I know. You can't afford it. I don't want it. I'm going to read it. Hold on.

Hold on. Okay. Okay. I think I know. Oh, God, it's long. The fuck. We Willie Winky runs through the town upstairs and downstairs. It is night down.

Kill him. Up. Don't cut him. Tapping at the window. Crying at the lock are the children in his night. Down. Up. Down. Down. Down. Down. Down.

Down. Down. Down. Down. Down. Down. Down. Down. Down.

Down. Down. Down. Down. Down. Down. Down. Down. Down. Down. Down. Down. Down. Down. out on the floor and doesn't give it cheap. But here's a week full of boy who will not fall asleep. Anything but sleep you rogue,

glowing anything but sleep. I'm holding like a what? I don't know. Brattling in an iron jug with an iron spoon, rumbling, tumbling round about growing like a cock, shrieking like I don't know what Winking sleeping fuck fuck folk Watch I'm glad I'm glad whoever wrote this is day. Hey Willie winky the child in a Creole wriggling from everyone's knee like an eel tugging at the cat's ear and confusing all her thrums Hey, Willie winky see there he comes

We're he is the mother who has a dusty child. A small short little child who can't run on his own, who always has a bad voice before you'll close it up. The kids from his rosy lips give strength and new to me. What is it not rhyme at the end? Am I fucking crazy? Hold on. Let me listen to this YouTube video.

Who is the slowest one saying this? No, don't listen to a YouTube video. Some of you know, no, no YouTube video, some of the singing Willie Winky. You guys can keep talking. And I do want to say, I just saw Aaron's computer screaming. And I do want to say I just saw Aaron's computer scream. Ah, I saw her computer screaming is completely blank. So everything you just heard.

Well, he's a demon. Willie Winky is a demon. He checks to see if you're asleep. That did sound. That did sound. Casey's right. That sounded very improvised. I've never heard of that shit in my entire life. I don't know what what culture is Willie Winky from? This sounds like what the Salem witch trials were based on.

Like it sounds like people were like a little, a wee little man went through my keyhole at night and he ran around, he tried to like fuck the cat and he drug the dog and he kisses all the children at 10 p.m. That makes sense, they're mine. And the olden times, people just tell kids fucked up shit instead of just like, hey, man, just talk to them. Like, maybe the kid had a night there, they just need to one pack that a little bit. They don't even hear about Willy Winky to go to sleep.

What the fuck are you talking about? My mom said, my mom's a barber. She said she had someone the other day who was like a parent who brought in their kid and the kid was kind of being talkative or being whatever annoying, I guess, is the term. And at some point, and my mom has like, like, just now, just to be good.

And annoying is a bad term. It was very well-spoken child. The, my mom's and my mom has like, look gracious, because annoying is a bad term. It was very well-spoken child. The, my mom's barbershop has like curtains that go to a back room. And the parent said like, Billy, if you don't be good, we're gonna put you in that back room and there's dogs back there that'll like,

tear you apart or something. And my mom was like, what are you doing? I'm, there's no dogs like there. Hey, if you thought another adult was gonna co-sign this insane bullshit, not gonna happen. No dogs back there. Come up with something else. But that's how rumors get started.

That's where we do our adult haircuts, if you know what I'm saying. We have a large selection of 18 plus haircuts behind that curve. Oh, oh, oh. I do want to see. We had a little mirror on the ceiling though, so don't do anything I would do back oh. I do want to see. You got a little mirror on the ceiling though, so don't do anything I would do back there. I do want to see a scene.

Aaron and JPC, you have just given birth to a wee, Willy Winky, and I'm gonna be the doctor who's meeting with you to sort of talk you through the next steps. I just want to start off by saying, I'm so sorry. Thank you. That means the world to us, Dr. H. Yeah, it is. It means the world to us.

If you're going to talk in rhyme forever, or is there something we can do? As far as we know, it will be a lifelong situation. It. OK. How soon as a doctor, because I'm not a doctor, you know, I'm not medically trained at all, how soon would it be your recommendation for how soon we could sell him to the circus? Another of my one neither my two. I think that's

that your your discretion. A lot of you're not a doctor. A lot. I'm sorry I lied to you. Oh, you're talking to him. Yeah. Yeah. I think a lot of people who have we willy-winkies will You know sort of sell them off or have a family member look after them just because they don't they don't they don't want one in the house Kind of running around which should be careful to not say that name three times in a row. Let's keep track of how many times Yeah, don't I'd say that's two so don't say it a third time Well, that wasn't in a row though. Was it? I don't say it a third time. Well, that wasn't in a row though, was it? I Can't read any of the words in this book that the baby gave us when it was born

So I don't know the exact rules about how it works But let's just avoid avoid So yeah, that's comment that is comment. I have a fish board right there full of little bells You might want to grab some of those just to put on we will be winky Thunder lightning you said it three times He's gonna kill you. No, we gotta make a quick decision now You did say that we could maybe give him to a family member What if we dressed a wolf up in human clothes and just kind of left it with the wolf in the woods?

Do you think that's something that's going to fix the problem already? Do you think that's going to be something that's going to end up coming back to us in a few years? I encourage that, but dressing up a wolf in human clothes, I think it has its own drawbacks. I think that's a very... I don't go to your work until you have to do your job. You don't go to my work until the end of your body. You're my office team. Alright, let's do more of these actually. You're a job. You look up to my work to tell me how you bought it. You're my office team. See.

All right. Let's do more of these, actually. Aaron, I just want to say that that guy at one point in the scene told his wife that he lied to her about being a doctor and you took that pretty well. Well, Adel said he wasn't a doctor. He said, neither am I. And I went, wait, if you're not a doctor. Yeah, but I told you that I was and I lied to you about.

All right, let's go back in the scene. Let's go back. I lied to me. I'll go back in. Let's go back. You're what? A doctor and you didn't tell me. I am sorry, I am sorry, ma'am.

Ma'am, we're recording the intro song to Odd Man Out. I don't know what scene you think you're in, but this is the recording of Odd. Hands in the shoes and the shoes on the head. Okay. Okay, it's always nice to meet a fan. You're obviously familiar with the show. We've done one, we want to keep going. We want to do more.

Are you kidding? People are going to scream at us. We're only doing two before the break. I think that we should do at least one more. Yes. Okay here we go. Tarzan, John Clayton, Lord Grace Stroke, Edgar Rice Burrows. Which of the score does not belong? John Clayton was a George Clooney movie. That's my golden. That's my golden. What's happening? I was in the Clayton.

Okay, Tarzan was Brandon Frazier. That's actually true. They're all, they're all better. They're all better. They're actually true. They're all better. They're all better. They're all better.

They're all better. They're all better. They're all better. They're all better. They're all better. They're all better. They're all better. They certain story very well this could be tough. Are these all euphemisms for masturbating except Lord Greystroke? JPC? You're absolutely wrong. Damn! Can you give us a hint? Um Aaron, have you ever seen Tarzan? Yes. Okay. The Disney one? Sure. Okay. I actually have never seen it, but I know.

What's the smell? Billy Joel sings a popular song. You don't even want to joke about that. Billy Joel. And you absolutely know that. What a Billy Joel sing piano's in Tarzan. Mama Leonies. Tarzan, what is Mama Leonies?

I think this is a little tough to get. Again, I think it's pretty tough to get unless you know it fairly soon on. Edgar Rice Burrows is the odd man out because the other three are the same person. I guess in Tarzan, Jane tries to present Tarzan to polite society and calls him perhaps Lord Grace Rook or something. I don't know. Or maybe he was a Lord and the baby got stolen by wolves.

Or wolves, stuff like him. I don't know the full story. So I don't know. So much of that idea now, is it, Adel? You are Tarzan, I am Jane. And I brought you to a high society party where I'm introducing you to JPC. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, And how did he do? So nice to see you, my dear. Absolutely enchanted by your presence. And who's your friend? I'd like to introduce you to my new boyfriend!

Oh, nice, nice meet. You, yes, you meet me. The rarest steak. I'm glad you are. You must have quite a palette to compliment the steak. No one else has been able to taste the subtle The head and some definition in this A hint?

Puzzle? A-puzzle? Why the bad? Puzzle bad? Puzzle bad? Ah yes, Lord Puzzle bad! Ah, shi- Is?

I certainly Help you! You must make an introduction, Lord Puzzlebad, it's a whiskey drug. Uh, uh, uh, you do have vines, uh, red vines, candy? You're so handsome, bud. I like your long hair. Oh, whiskey drug. You're so funny, red vines. Of course we don't read our vines. We watched them in six-second format.

And we eat twizzlers. Probably too short to be funny. No, perfectly cut. Quibby? Quibby. Do you have quibby? Yes, small bites. Garçon please bring the quibbies Yes! I got a million of these at me assholes. I have a fancy British dude called it.

My tie is a snake. Um, Tuxedo is made out of tree bark. My shoes are well trained squirrels. And my just jpegrioles. Tree bark, my shoes are well-trained squirrels. Am I just J.V. Reynolds? Yeah, same. It's, can I say something as an actress? Yes.

Yes. It is so hard to distinguish between Tarzan and Frankenstein. Yeah. When you start talking, and bless you, I'm allergic to bad kicks. I'm so wrong. I'm allergic to bad takes.

I would have said that even we were talking about literally anything. Made ourselves these just to say that when you start talking and in your head, you're like, this is tarzade. And then suddenly you're like, and now I'm doing Franken's. This is a very clear Frankenstein. Um, it's like Sharon, Jamie Stewart. You start doing one and accidentally. You do any other at your pool, a A polka babe. Snap out of it. Oh, a little Adam Sandler too. They're all making their home. And Shabbat, I believe in a life after love.

I give you the moon, Mary. Hey, the moon is Shabbat, the moon. All right. All right. We'll be back after this brief break, shove it a boom. Every time I bow, we're gonna spray cold water on Adol to sort of reset him. To his factory setting. He looks sleep, he looks sleep, he looks sleep, oh, Adel Aaron. Sorry, yeah, what kind of cover come right in? I was just finishing up my, uh, well, I don't mean to toot my own horn too much. We actually do have to do that. Make a note for the producer for later. My he looks sleep parody album is almost complete. Ooh, with such tracks as...

I just sail away in your song, but it's like a bunch of different versions. He likes sleep, he likes sleep, he likes sleep. Oh, I love that. Damn, so to hear you sing it, because you sing it way better than I did, and I've already done like 45 hours of recording for this thing.

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Don't they esponial for cars? Hey, Rick, don't break the door. Yeah. Time flies when you're having fun, everybody. Let's keep going. Let's keep going okay we're back and I've been sufficiently hose down and I do apologize for my Adam Sandler Jimmy Stewart mash up I believe it's what the kids are calling it

man I just say my man you're looking what is hell thank you so much thank you you're so welcome in. And I do wanna apologize for the Jimmy Stewart impression I did with a lot of Adams and their movies. I thought that was an poor taste. Yeah. I do think so as well. Can't make myself sneeze again. What to do?

What to do? I'm gonna give you. So let's get to some more odd man outs. Stooges, tops, little pigs. French hands, my true love gave to me. Well, three, these are all groups of three, the ones that are it. So can you read it again?

Stooges. Three suitcases, that's fine. Little pigs. Three little pigs. They had a little sister, but she was smart and she lived in the city. Wait, what? Yeah, man, there's actually four pigs. They had a little sister, but she was smart and she lived in the city

There's actually a city based on There was four pigs and three guys stayed stuck around Staten their hometown and built those houses and got even by wolves and their little sister moved to the city Build a brown. High heels. I'm in a brownstone and she talked about love Right so the back Mr. Big, bad wolf. Yeah. It all makes so much sense. Mm-hmm.

Tops. And French hands, my true love gave to me. Three tops. Three tops. Is like the five tops. Three tops. It's tops. I think it's the four tops.

I believe it. It's at the four tops. Yeah. It's a band, right? A music collect. It's like, I think it's like a 50, 60s duop or something. Okay. I'd like to see a scene. I'm thinking of at the four tops. Yeah, it's a band right a music elect. It's like a I think it's like a 50 60s duop or something Okay, I'd like to see a scene. I'm thinking of the three stair steps. What am I thinking of four five stair steps? I have a thing to go I'd like to see a scene yes

Three of us are the three French hands and we're sort of gearing up for Christmas, which is obviously our busiest time of the year Other hands other hands it is almost Christmas time for Christmas, which is obviously our cannot be bothered to do Christmas. Gerard, can I just say I have never heard a cacadillo do with so much on we? Yeah. So such is life. He has nothing to complain about though because I almost got eaten these things giving I was on holiday in America, never missed a good stew, to the girls and murdered your food, but I was in a panic. They do not know the difference between a chicken and a turkey.

Yes, Cocoa. So ignorant. Shall we make some Cocoa vans? That's of course when we drink wine. Mmm. And I heard I heard you're a fresh gossipy. I heard you two doodle doves with you. I heard you two total doubts have walking up and now single. Oh no, that is...

That is... Let me see Robla. Yeah, one of them is staying with their patrots in their patrots and it's going okay. Hmm... Okay, this sucks to heal. I told the pouchage I had dibs on the title dev, eventually broke up, which we all knew that they were all good. You cannot call dibs on a bed. A bed is really too fly.

Look, I'm a ground bird. I have ground morals, little morals. I do it. I please Yes, you have always followed your base instincts, and I think you know what type of hen you are Oh the phone it must be the cutting birds I haven't been listening. I'm tripping trying to remember remember what they for one is, it's Culling Bells. Culling Bells? Uh, bojo! Uh huh?

I am not here. Satsang, not me. I am not here. Oh, brother. I fucked a Culling Bell. No. See me, I've done it. I was trying to think of like, Lord's Alieping, Mades.

Yes. Boy, that's what makes me feel like. I think one time on the show. You had me name all of them, and I panicked and started at six and I didn't know which way to go And I remember panicking in the old five Olympic rings Calling very three That's my favorite one. It's 10 units. That's my favorite. Oh, that's for Miss Elliott, right? Yeah, it's dancing for friends. It's dancing for the French. If you got a pair of tree, let me part, Trish. Find out how long I have to cut, Trish.

Tempura, chopped sui, wake up, chili con carne, and hamburger, which is the best part. Man, Aaron, why hamburger? That's for JPC to know and for me to find out. Okay, so hamburger is the only one that was actually named after a guy. Doug hamburger from Germany. And that's where we get hamburger chins from. I like to see it, Seaden. GPC, you are Doug hamburger and you're telling your

friend Adel about your new food invention. Hey man, I don't have a long to hold. Yeah. I think I finally fucking crap. I'm sorry. You're waiting on the bus. Yeah, I don't have long to talk about what were you it's good to see you but I did me too yeah I think I finally cracked it yeah I think I finally cracked it yeah what's um what's your name I cracked an egg oh good good so I was fucking high in drunk and fucking shit face last night and I'm making dinner for my kids. Oh, and I'm like out of the picture. What's that is Michelle? Um, she's still around. No, man. She's still my daughter for four more years. Yeah, she's 14 minutes. She's going up faster every day. Okay. Anyway, I got to make I'm making them all dinner Michelle all the kids uncle Jesse

Tandert DJ Tandert All by kids and so I make them dinner and I'm like fuck man I think kids these kids love sandwiches man like I'm trying to like make like a cold and they're invention and finally I was like what if I crack a egg put it on Sandwich man like put a on the sandwich because like a fried egg on the sandwich Uncle Joey, I hate to Burcher bubble that's already a thing that's a very popular way to The 22's here I got I got a hop on this has been so great and I can I just say you see it I know that we can talk him in I'm driving. I gotta go talk and I don't drive alongside the bus

Don't drive. I'm driving the bus. I believe this guy Can I just say this man? I can't wait to have a little break from work No problem John Stamos big way to the camera Why what big came you that's John Stamos Anyway, where are you going? I'll drop you off anywhere. I don't follow routes on this bus. Oh, so anyway Here's my idea though. I call the thing an egg road watch the road sandwich Watch the road watch the road. What do you make? Crash boom. Oh, that's us. We got

Seat I Could have sworn he was gonna invent the hamburger. Oh, that could have been us. Um, you guys, John Stamos has been so top of mind for me for like a month. Why? First of all, accidentally saw him in that Beach Boys concert, mind blowing. Accidentally. What?

Flareus. So funny. He was definitely on something and was scurrying around the stage, playing bongos in one song, playing guitar in another song, singing, guitar, back to bongos, drums. He just was, it looked like they hated him too. It was so funny. Wait, wait, wait, John stay most pleased with the Beach boys. He tours with the Beach Boy. He has since like 90 or no clue. Did I tell you guys that story? Sean and I went to San Diego for our five year anniversary and we thank you. We, I was wearing a beach boys t-shirt because we got there too late in the day for us to

like change out of our traveling clothes. And so I was just wearing like sweats and a beach boys t-shirt out to dinner. And a couple next to us was like, hey, you're going to the show and we were like, what show? And I'm like, the beach boys. It's like a block away at this like outdoor theater. And like an hour, you're going to the show and we were like, what show? And I'm like, the beach boys. It's like a block away at this like outdoor theater. And like, an hour, you must be going. And we looked online and the cheapest ticket was like $250. And we're like, that's insane.

We're not going to that. But we were like, let's just walk close to see if we can hear it. And we walked and we like saw it on the water. And we're like, let's just try to get even closer. Maybe they have some last minute tickets because the concert already started. And this security guard was like, just right this way and we're like, what?

And we got to walk around and basically be like in the front row, but on the side, on the other side of the barricades, for completely free. And who's at the beach boys? What? You're telling us, if you wear sweatpants, comboed with a t-shirt of whatever band is playing that night,

you will get frot row free tickets. They can know. That's not what happened. That's not what happened. Aaron and Sean, they went in, the security guard, you know who that is and the other security guard was like, no, who he goes, that's young Santa Claus. That's young Santa Claus.

That's young Mr. and Mrs. Claus. Young Mr. and Mrs. Claus right here to see the beach boys. Okay. And then this is what's crazy is that our like song together is God only knows. So we get to our spot. And we also we love to do bits about Don Stamos. We get to our spot. The first song that they sing when we finally get to the front is God only knows.

Wow. These are minds we're sobbing. We can't we leave a mean to this. What the fuck? And then John Stamos, we are deeply entertained the rest of the night because we're like, why is John Stamos here? He kept telling stories and doing bits and the rest of the beach boys would just not acknowledge that he had spoken. It was so funny. Oh man, it was so funny. And he sang a song with, when a montage of Bob Sagitt photos played behind him. And it was absolutely wild.

But then recently, I was like, I'm never seen a full episode of Full House. So we watched that. And then I didn't realize how horny all three of those guys are on that show. They have the pervious vibes. Anyways, then we watched Bob Sagitt famously couldn't turn it off. Then we watched John Stamos on Hot Ones and it is the cringiest, craziest thing I've ever seen in my life. It is unhinged and I had to leave the room. I had to abandon John because I couldn't watch another second of it. Because of Hot Ones or because of the way that John Stamos was acting? Because of the way that John Stamos was acting.

Interesting. You abandoned you left Sean for that after five years? Yeah, I couldn't, I couldn't do it anymore. Wow. God only knows what must be going on in your head, Eric. Is that a song about a stalker? Anyways, please watch your John Stamos hot ones and let me know if you can get all the way through it. And I have a question, that's your own hot ones challenge. Just see if you can get all the way through it. And I have a question for you. That's your own hot ones challenge.

Just see if you can get through watching his episode. Are the beach boys, are the original beach boys all still a lot? No, like half of them are so. So so it's some real old dudes and then John Stamos and then who what else? And then a couple more like people like music guys. Guys, okay, I think it's great though. They sounded awesome and they, even the old guys sounded pretty good.

I think the boys are dead and it's mostly beach at this point. Yeah. It's also so nice, because they were, would tell stories between songs and then say that was like the most valuable part. Like there's one that, he wrote a song about George Harrison. Right when he died and he talked about like being friends with George Harrison

and being an Indian together and it was, that was really cool. And I love the Beach Boys and it's like my dad's favorite band. So it was really, I don't know, it was just nice. I think it would be so funny for the Beach Boys to like tell their little stories. And then in between Sogs that John stay was like, I was on set for a Pepsi Max commercial in 2016 and let me tell you this director fucking hated me just like I was fucking a list of Milano. It's like Ever since he did the I knew I should have played Prince Albert

I mean Eric at the little mermaid live thing Sean and I have not stopped talking about him. It's crazy It's crazy. It's crazy thing I've ever seen. Okay. I think he's one of those people where it's, is he's so handsome that everyone just kind of is like, ha ha, this is great. And then at some point he's realized,

maybe he, he shouldn't be sitting in with the Beach Boys. I used to think as a kid, all Beach Boys songs were like the same or I was like, I think I hate the Beach Boys because every time my parents would play Beach Boys, it would be like, well, we're playing volleyball and we kick up the sand.

God of Margarita Sip and it is like every single song was that but with different lyrics. And then I heard maybe in college, I heard pet sounds and I was like, this band's way cooler than what I thought it was. It's like one of the best albums that I've all done. Yeah, it's incredible. And I was like, why did I only just hear these beach bops? I feel like that's the same way that people experience Jimmy Buffett.

They're like, Jimmy Buffett has three songs, right? And they're like, Jimmy Buffett has 180 albums. So you're like, oh, what? Adolfair does, though, because Sean and I did a bit that we thought would be so funny in between every song to you play Kokomo. Just two and a half hours of Kokomo. I heard a fact about one that I can't remember pretty more details.

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What's the answer to this one? This should work. Interesting. Well, we know it's all national dishes. Three of them are, J're, you're very warm. Is, is hamburger not, is hamburger is not a national dish, right? Well, I guess national, uh, maybe I gave you, I gave you misleading information. City.

Three of the dishes are connected with a nationality or country in some way. And one of them is not. Tokura, Chopsui, Chili Con carne hamburger. Chopsui. So yeah, hamburger is connected to hamburger, great Germany. So chop, uh, uh, it is, but it's, uh, so Chopsui is not correct either. This is, I guess, a... I think the one I'm going to answer. Chalde is chili with meat, which as far as I know, it's connected with chili with meat, California, a small town.

So even though hamburger is named after Hamburg, Germany, where do you find the most hamburgers probably? America. Oh, uh-huh. Say America. And Chapsuie, I want to say was invented in San Francisco. Chili con carne, I'm not sure where that originates. But tempura, I'd say in such a weird way, tempura, tempura,

is the odd man out because the other three originated in the USA despite their ethnic or foreign sounding names where Tempura was not. So. Huh. Wow. I don't like that one. I mean, I made Tempura. I must be a frickin' millionaire right now

because it's so dang good. Mm-hmm. Let's do, we're gonna do one more very quickly. The marriage of Figaro, the magic flute, happy birthday to you and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. And this is a fun little tidbit I had no idea about. Can you read it again? The Marriage of Figaro, the Magic Flute, wake up.

Happy Birthday to you, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. So, three of these are in the public domain. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star little star happy birthday and the magic flute and the marriage of Figaro is a owned by wedding that I did. Oil big big figure. Big figure. Big figure.

Figaro newtons. They're not just fruit and cake. Did we get the right answer, but the wrong reason? What was your I you said the marriage figure rose the right answer? I said the marriage figure. That is incorrect. Oh, okay, so we don't have the reason. That's probably what's wrong because we got the answer wrong. I would focus on, so the marriage figure and the magic flute are both, both belong in

the trio. Yeah. Do you have anything about those two? Maybe. Okay. Do we know anything about those two? Mayor Jafiguro and magic flute? Are they operas? Are they? They're both composed by the same person. Okay. So it's tranquil, tranquil, tranquil, little star. Correct. Which is insane. I had no idea this was a thing. I knew this. I'm telling you.

It was like some sisters, right? Some of the something sisters. The pointer sisters. Twisted sister. Twisted sister. Sisters, sisters, sisters. The band, not the practice. I write because the happy birthday people that had that patent for like a forever

until it entered the public domain was like I think it was like the something sisters. So who's this other who's this other fucking math genius putting together these other great songs. So happy birthday to you is the odd man out the other three marriage of figure out magic flute twinkle twinkle little star work in pose by Billy Joel. You gotta know by now. Figure, ro, ro, ro, ro, I had no idea Twinkle Twinkle Little Star was composed by Mozart, which is also I think the ABC song. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, ABC, the EFG.

Here's my question about the version that Mozart composed. Yeah. Do we think that one like kind of goes hard? Here's my question about the version that Mozart composed. Yeah. Do we think that one kind of goes hard? Do we think it's like kind of like simple ass, like Twinkle Twinkle Little Star? Like did Mozart do like a 20 minute version? Oh sure, for sure.

He did a, there's an extended cut and then radio, big radio was like, big radio, we can let's go. And it was also edited, because it used to have some pretty filthy layers. Where you wanna see a scene. Yeah. Yeah. Um, so there's the don't even around anymore. That's how fucked up this guy's mind. Like what are some of the swears?

I don't even around anymore. Uh, potato leg. I can't hear just where I want to throw a swear. I want to throw a swear by you real quick. Yeah. Mariah has been calling me a slunt. Uh, uh, quite often. Yeah. I know exactly what that portmanteau is. It's a brand new swear word. I want to get you feeling so what do you think about slunt? I'm not wasting it. I'm wasting it. I say I'm in my slunt era. So your words can't hurt me. It might be slunt. I know which two words make up slunt. So I, JBC, I think sometimes you do act like a slunt.

Okay. Yeah. And I embraced it because I'm in my slunt era right now. So that's fine. I want to see the quickest of scenes. Sure. As we all know, Mozart's, I don't know if it was his nemesis, but we all know Mozart and Salieri had a big row.

Sure. And Salieri could never live up to the brilliance that was Mozart. Aaron Keefe, I wanna see you, so Mozart composed Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. I wanna hear your version, your Salieri, after you hear Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, you're like, oh shit, I also have to write something similar.

So this is gonna be Salieri's version of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and JPC, you are the one person in attendance who's here to listen to this. Good. Hey Mozart, thanks for coming over. I just want to show you my cool new very original, very cool, very awesome song. Sally, Yari, great, I'm very pleased that you're finally writing again.

It's wonderful to me. But you sit anywhere. You're like trying to clear off some of these Papers and what appears to be human feces of Yeah, there's some of the pizza boxes stuff you can sit just I'll make a little nest. Yes, please. I'm and what are you going to be playing on? my Um, my... Can I walk by your piano? I walked by your piano the way here.

That was a visual joke. Oh, brother. I walked by your piano the way here. It seems to be smashed into thousands of little pieces. I don't know what is that okay? Part of the process. You get it. You're also a musician or something. But you should.

I'm not sure what you do. A bit of both. Yes, okay. I'm just gonna start playing. Great. Sparkle, sparkle, ball of fire in the air. You're my desire. I'm just as good as him. Mozart, I mean, redact that name, pick a new name is.

Well, um, ball of fire. Seen the saddest song ever so Outstanding wonderful job Aaron wonderful job. You can do better. Let's do it right you How about I want your version of Trinkle Trinkle little star My version and you want me to play on my looks around room. I got it. Here we go Okay, nipple nippleipple, horny dog. Okay. And seed. Hahaha.

Hahaha. Uh, so why don't we do this? We're done with these odd man-outs. Why don't we do a very quick voicemail? And I think we have a for me, I'm gonna go for a sparkly for you to wait for a hour I'm gonna go call for a crazy, just leave it up, let's go call for a hour I'm gonna go call for a crazy, just leave it up, let's go call for a hour I'm gonna go call for a crazy, just leave it up, let's go call for a hour Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?

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Birdman. Birdman, Michael Keaton. Keaton. Keaton ain't cheating. Keaton ain't cheating. Cheaton. A man made a tie. No.

Splash of cold water. No. Wake up, Adam. No going back to a man made a tie. I was just flash. There's Hannah. Hannah, Bibera. Don't say that GBC. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,'t know if you caught this, but that was a, to the tune of Eminem's Without Me. Thank you so much, Bryce. We appreciate it. Eminem's from Orlando. I guess so.

Bryce, Mathers. Why don't, thank you, Bryce. That was incredible. I promise I'll do more Eminem another time when it's more appreciated. Can we please get to our, what I'm dead? Can we please get to, that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that love it. We're really trying to get her to see a movie in 40X, but she's not a believer. And I feel like the more we tell her, the more resistant she gets to the idea, what can we do to convince this friend that she needs to see a movie in 40X? Thank you so much. Long time listener, not much from an enjoyer. Keep it up. That's bullshit because you've typed ha ha ha in the chat twice today, Kasey. Twice. I mean, I don't know who that's from.

KZ guys. I didn't leave a name. I hate to be the one to tell you this, but you have my phone number. You could have just texted me. I'm gonna say. I'd say this is almost the exact situation that we're in with Aaron Keef

where JPC, KC and myself are part of the Rev friends. I play on Rev friends and we go see every movie can 40x. You're part of it too, but you play on reverens and we go see every movie can 40x. You're part of it too, but you've been. Yeah. Now, JBC, we went and saw Mission Impossible 8-7. 8? Yeah, did.

And it could only be what I could only describe it as glorious in that it was a two and a half hour. It felt like I was in a two and a half hour car wreck. Two hours and 45 minutes, but who was counting? Me, I was counting. Yeah. The only way I could convince you to tell them to go is to say 40X is the most extreme version.

It is the Mountain Dew of movie going experiences. Now, if your friend enjoys Mountain Dew immediately, she's in. Yeah. Then it wasn't meant to be, But I would compare it to something else. Variations on a theme. I think you can talk about it all you want. Seeing is believing you gotta trick them.

So you gotta get the ticket, you gotta text your friend. This is not the example, but let's say I was doing it to Aaron Keefe, I would say Aaron, huge estate sale going on right now. Wait, where? Yeah, exactly big celebrity died lots of stuff. Me get the movie theater. John Stamos.

All drive. You get them to the location and then it's just like, now you're already there. You're like, the estate sale was canceled. We have to go watch this movie now and then boot, bet a boom, bet a bing, but a bomb. You got a 40 X movie. Bum a bomb. Hop in there.

And I would say no. But that's backwards. Damn it. I wrote on paper. So here it's on. I would say, leave her alone or she's going to throw up down her sweatshirt. If you make her go to a movie like that, throw up down. Throw up down.

I will say it would be hard to trick someone into going because there are no what I would say are normal seats It's 40x all the way down. Yeah, okay. What's KC pop on to the mic? What do you think is the best part of 40x? Wow, this is gonna get really philosophical Simply that even the bad parts of movies are good. Yes Just because even when the 40X doesn't feel good except in the fight of course, which was it is funny. People are laughing just at the audacity of the experience they're having. The last movie we saw, which was maybe a week and a half ago, there's a moment where I was

literally thrown from my seat. The whole audience, the whole audience was laughing, not because I got thrown from my seat and the whole audience the whole audience was laughing Not because I got thrown for my seat. I don't think but just because the moment was so intense and at one point our friend Joey Stood up out of his seat and said no, no, no, no, no, no, no And then the whole audience was laughing and definitely at him. Yeah, it needs to be noted that Joey came Joey came in late and he had the biggest fucking book at popcorn I've ever seen him. I like he didn't know he was 40 x was. Absolutely. He had lied everywhere. Yeah. So he came in late. He came in right for the car chase sequence, which is like 20 minutes.

It's like a 20 minute car chase sequence and that's when 40 x goes psycho and he sits down and his popcorn is like immediately just flying everywhere. Incredible. Okay. I will try it once and I will let you pick the movie. Have you seen the mission impossible? Yeah, Aaron. I have.

I hated it. And I love mission impossible. But here's the thing. It would have been better in 40 X. I, because even bad movies are going to 40 X. But we'll pick the next one. There's nothing I think right now that you need to see, but we'll pick the next one. Here in town for the holidays, I suggest the four of us or the red friends as we would call ourselves go see Betty Boop, a boop

boop adusical in 40. In 40. No, I thought you were going to say the Charlie of the chocolate factory prequel in 40 X. That would be a hot. You have to give me all new blood after if you make me see that. The footage that you guys saw in Twitter is they're playing the trailer for that. And somebody in the comments said, this, the way to meet the Shalamet is that his name is acting, is that, is it, as if he is at the first table read for the movie? And I'm like, nailed it. All right. Well, thank you for that voice mail submission.

Check the show notes if you want to send us a voice mail under 30 seconds if it all possible. If you want to send us a theme, hrpodcastatgmail.com. Aaron, do you have anything that you would like to plug? I'd like to plug the word association podcast with a big fan of it. I'd like to plug sitcom D&D. I'd like to plug the word association podcast, I'm a big fan of it. I like to plug sitcom D&D,

I like to plug bill buds, and I like to plug our own Patreon. Every once in a while, I feel like we are really on one over there. Patreon.com slash A Rital Rital, I have been crying laughing the last several episodes we've recorded, so if you haven't tried it before, you can try it for free for a week, right?

Yeah, free for a week and. If you can't, you can do it. We're losing money. We're hemorrhaging money. When we hit 7200 patients, which we're very close to, we release our column bonus episode with Anthony Birch. And so that is. That's so excited.

Coming soon. And we might have some merchandise. Um, may I, is it, is there time for me to do something? Yes, I'd like for you to plug something. Just because it wasn't mentioned earlier, I guess I'd like to plug a loaf in the magic tavern. Who? I'm going on tomorrow.

I'm going on tomorrow. Yeah, it's on tomorrow. Everybody gets one. I also want to plug heavily, heavily, heavily for DX. Go see the Meg 2, go see. Oh my gosh, I'm so excited for the Meg 2. I will see that in for that. That would be a fun 40X.

Go see a movie where you're like, I think there's, there might be only be 340X theaters in the entire world, but track one down nearest to you. It's worth the road trip. Go see a movie where you're like, I wouldn't watch this otherwise. Watch it in 40X. It is, I hate roller coasters, and this is the most enjoyable thing in my life. We talk about 40X a lot

and there are people in the discord that have been like, the closest one is four and a half hours for me. These people talk about it like it's normal. We live in big cities. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. JBC anything to plug or a review to read? Before we get to the review, we have to tell everybody a bit of our big Patreon stretch goal, 7,200 patrons. We are so close to it. If you are on the fence about joining the Patreon,

we have lots of great stuff over there. Every week, we do another bonus episode. But you speak of bonus episodes. If you join, if you join, in the next whatever many patrons we're at to get to to 72 hundred, we are releasing our Column bonus episode Bonus, bonus, bonus Anthony Birch Birch, Birch, Birch

The Anthony Birch and with a new theme by Arnie Parrott Whoa, I almost slept on that With absolute amazing editing by Sleepbo himself, Kasey Tony Wow And I'm super jazzed about it amazing editing by sleepbo himself, Casey Tony. Wow. And I'm super jazzed about it. I'm the one who listens to that episode to cut out like coughs and stuff. And it is so awesome.

Anthony Birch did such a good job and you'd thought it was so funny. He did such a good job, God. He coughed like the whole time. And when we get to 7,201 patrons, we will be releasing the cough track, unedited, all your coughs. All coughs.

Oops, all coughs. Maybe we can do like 7,300, we get Anthony's of Los Angeles. Yes, but I do love it so much. And if you listen to this one, then maybe we can do another one. And that's my absolute dream of dreams. So please listen, I wouldn't steer you wrong if I wasn't so proud of it. Piffany, what's that girl's name? Okay, enough of this.

Enough of the dream in Limehaz. Aaron, who dreams for dream? I'm a Piffini. Piffini, what's happening? I know for this shameless promotion, we have a review to read. If you wanna get a five-star review featured on the show, all you gotta do is go right one and I'll read it. Hey, this one I'm reading comes from JN in HHHJJ. It says, please read good

show. And that's it. Oh, amazing. Janet here. Janet came onto our zoo. Janet, anything to plug? And we're gonna plug Janet. Well, Janet, you're gonna be on the next episode. So we'll see you on the next Patreon, which you're about to record. Janice a little early to the Zenkast room, but also she's on time because we were running behind. Yeah, we're actually late. So, um, and we do, we do. And we actually, who Janet is going to be playing in our Patreon episode? Aaron, do you know who Janice is going to be playing? Oh, she's gone. Jupiter. Okay. I gotta go. Bye, bye everybody. Jupiter, okay Moog-o-o-re-eated by Emily Cardamus and Emily Nemours. Baby, no rhythm, no rock, tape, beat, or hate, rick, or brick, yo-o-o-o. Hey there, Fordese and Xs. If you liked that, you are gonna love this week's Patreon. The Clue Crew brings you the cinema. You can listen to that plus our entire back catalog at patreon.com.shareedoverdil.

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