Hey Riddle Riddle - #266: SAW(LVE) w/ Peih-Gee Law

Episode Date: August 23, 2023

Do you want to play a game?  Featuring: Adal Rifai John Patrick Coan Erin Keif Special Guest: Peih-Gee Law Editing by:  Casey Toney Theme by:  Arne Parrott Logo by:  Emily Kardamis & Emmaline Morris Want more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon! Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & prints Want to mail us something?  Hey Riddle Riddle  6351 W Montrose Ave #267 Chicago, IL, 60634 Want to leave us a voicemail? Call (805) RIDDLE-1 or (805-743-3531) Want to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fm This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/riddle and get on your way to being your best selfSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I don't know, I'm tied up. Are you tied up? Um, yeah, but without getting too much into my thing, it doesn't really bother me. Cool, cool, cool. Let me find my lights, which... Time up. Because of kind of my whole... You don't have to keep going.

Good, good. Fine. And... Uh-oh. Oh, no. We... Oh, you know what? I know what this is.

What? I feel like this is like a saw thing. I feel like I'm handcuffed to a radiator. Saw. There's a saw on the ground. Rise in shine, Aaron and JPC. This is your backup call. You're probably wondering where you are. No. No, it's a saw thing.

It's a saw thing. Do we think I captured the right timing for this? This is So I say W dot dot LV So okay That's what it is That's what it is so wait when you said right timing. Do you mean like August culturally? Both yeah, cuz it's been like 15 years

and it's more like an October thing, right? OK, OK enough. I've been rude. I haven't even introduced myself. You know that smell you're smelling? Look in the middle of the floor and you'll see the jaw of a pig. My name is Piggja.

Do you want us to celebrate every choice, do you want to get one of them? Like you said, PIGJAH! It feels like you had a PIGJAH! I did not have a PIGJAH! Listen, I wanted to do all kinds of like... weird setups and contraptions, but I'm pretty broke at the moment, so riddles... is all there is, and I tried to kidnap your other host, Adlerify, but he didn't answer the door when I knocked it 4pm yesterday. Smart. I wasn't gonna wild 4pm as they sleep being, I don't know what's-

No, that's not- You can ask us- That's asleep, done. Yeah, I can't be great for you to keep those hours anyways. I feel like with there's three of us, it's gonna be way easier. Well, I'm glad you said that, cause I do have a third for you. I found you a ringer, someone who is actually good at Rady's and Puzzies. She's a former contestant on season 15 and 31 of the hit TV show Survivor, huge fan of Survivor,

and the co-host of the reality escape pod, which is the premiere podcast for all your escape room and immersive gaming needs. Pushing the button to open the door and say hello to PG Law. I'm not a survivor. I don't know if this is a good crossover series, but you're way too cool to be here. I guess my question is because I'm not a survivor watcher. Did you win any of those seasons? I don't know. I'm asking. Wow. I don't know what I'd be on this spot now. Really good point. I'm not worried. I'm not worried.

There's a pretty good chance that I'll walk out of here alive. really good point. No, not worried. That I'm not worried. There's a pretty good chance that I'll walk out of your life. I did barely good enough to come back twice. There you go. There is, there is that. It's going to be really hard to not ask you questions about survivor this whole time. I'm a huge fan and I'm freaking out. But I will try my best to focus on these riddles. Apparently, Pig Jaw is a big fan of Survivor, so maybe some of the puzzles and the traps will be Survivor themed, and so maybe some of the lore will help us in the room. It's my help. I have to run the world's secret for something unrelated.

Why don't you two ask PG about her relationship with Wittles and Puzzles? No, I don't want to be a big fanboy, but I have to ask, I just have to ask, what is Greg Pritz like? That's not his name. Aaron, first of all, first of all, I'm asking you about what the guy who was on whose life is it anyway for a while. You didn't meet him? Not only for like three years.

PG, I've got a question for you. What is your relationship with riddles and puzzles? Like, when did it start? It, you know what? Honestly, I think it started when I read the Westing game. And- Yeah. Ow.

My favorite book. You have a favorite book. Yes, of course. It's the Westing game. Are you kidding? Jesus Christ. The Westing game and Cyclopedia Brown, like all of these books back then,

those, that's the gateway drug, you know, into the whole like puzzles and riddles, riddles not so much. I feel like riddles tend to be really esoteric. You know what they say, the difference between like riddles and jokes, jokes are funny. Yes, 100%. But I do love me a good puzzle, and I like puzzles because they're kind of a process.

And it usually doesn't require outside knowledge, or too much. Yes, there's creative thinking, but it's more about, I don't know, being clever and less about the poetry of it, if that makes sense. But yeah. And then survivor is basically like, it's basically a lark. It's a live action roleplay. We're just on there roleplaying as castaways and we're playing like a live action board game on television. Somehow it's fun. I don't know.

Yeah. And there's like so many puzzles inside challenges too. I feel like especially now, the modern version of the show, there's even more puzzles. They do. They have all different kinds. They've got like their classic slide puzzle. They have Jake's up puzzles, which I was terrible. Let's take a shot.

Big job, big job. Big job. Big job. Big job. Oh man, I was so bad at these. Yeah. So no jigs up puzzles, please. In your big fan of escape rooms now,

is Juzer favorite escape room that you've ever done? That's like asking about your favorite child. And I have a favorite child. That was my next question. I wrote that one down. I would say probably the best one I've ever done is this escape room called Molly's Game, just outside of Amsterdam and the Netherlands. It's bonkers. They actually took two regular escape rooms and they like knocked down the walls and they just turned the space into one giant one. There's

all kinds of crazy stuff going on. But my favorite companies are probably Dark Park also in Amsterdam and then Escape Arium in Montreal and both all of these companies are just building quality experiences. You feel like you're in a movie. They're crazy. I actually. So I guess I do see what's going on here. So you were watching a movie.

So Molly's game. Just a good testing movie. Aaron Sorkin rodeo. Aaron Sorkin. You just elbow by the way. Michael S Sarah was playing Toby McWire everyone. Um, I would not escape

room. I need your cell phone. If you don't say it, what do you think makes for a good escape room? Like what sets them apart? A good storyline. I mean, it's, it's everything

really like what makes for a good movie or you know, a good show but yes yes man you have to go to movies there well speaking of a good storyline well as was closed but I mentioned I'm a pig in a suit of armor but I'm like upright not on all fours is that makes sense? we love it it's good let's do it. It's good. Let's be more fun. Yeah, let's do it.

I bet you're on all for us. And PG, I just have to say, because I respect you, I'm not, you know, I'm not going to have you change to any pipes or anything. And you can kind of come and go as you please. Fair. Appreciate that. Why are you in a suit of armor, by the way?

Are you afraid of us? Is that? I am afraid of humans which is why I'm also in this room kind of observing just because yeah humans are to most dangerous animal fair enough and they also I mean they eat pigs not me big job but humans do eat pigs so yeah the armor probably necessarily So yeah, the armor probably necessary. types, like JPC and Aaron PG, I can't leave it any time. What can be placed between 3 and 7 to produce a number that is bigger than 3 and smaller than 7?

Tick, tick, tick, I'm sorry I'm on tickta. Aaron's writing stuff, did you, should I have like a pen and paper? How did you do that Aaron? I was on that one on it. I love my back, back in there. I! That was when I got in there. That's me. That's me. I'm a pig and I'm a pig and I summer with a backpack. I Keystered it.

I Keystered a pen and paper. Okay, let's see. Can you read it again? I think that this is not good enough. Yeah, I should. I'd like to hear it. I should say you probably don't need pen and paper for this. But God bless.

What can be placed between three and seven to produce a number that is bigger than three and smaller than seven? Anything in the world plays between them. I mean, could you just, bigger than three and smaller than seven, I would say, a minus sign or a plus sign. No, it's in front, both are in front. What about a decimal point? PG, oh my gosh, immediately, immediately got it.

It is a decimal. If you put a decimal between 3 and 7, that makes 3.7, which is bigger than 3 and smaller than 7. Everyone take note. There's a point. You might down so dead if she wasn't here oh my god I was totally kidding um it turns out I I forced gummed my way into the answer even when she's messing around

she's better than you do next question I kind of just want to cut my profit you know what I'll do a couple more of these before but you know, I got the saw here. Although pig jaw, where'd you get this saw? Uh, those. I have a little gift card and that's where I get most of my else don't try and leave because even if you cut off your hand, I have placed a chip inside of you.

Under your tongue, there's a lot of holes. So yeah, I'm gonna say I don't know that what's going your next riddle if planet earth has a heart which body parts does Mars have if planet earth has a heart which body part does Mars have okay girls go to knowledge college

to get more knowledge more arm get more stuff? We said there. An arm, I said it. Aaron, you want to explain it? You are so close. Can you add one more letter to it? Arms?

No. Arne! You don't have to be so smart. It's arms. Arms? That is correct, it is arms. How did you get your answer? Because you can spell heart from earth I'm just sort of looking down

I'm feeling unruly. I'm really shaking your back And then you can spell arms from Mars Well, wait, you said we wouldn't need a pen and paper that one is impossible to solve with that pen and paper Well, if you want to solve them, yeah, you need pitted paper. Come on. I threw mine out. You just said I didn't need it. Ugh. Are we ready for our next riddle? Yes. I am.

A kidnapper sent a ransom note. He prepared it carefully and insured that it contained no fingerprints. Yet, it was used to prove his guilt. Ow. And this happened to me, so it's like a fun tree. No fingerprints yet it was used to prove his guilt And it's happening to me so it's like a fun Truth is this like a DNA sampling when he licked the envelope Mother fuck we are Well, I guess I guess we know who's surviving in this room. Yeah Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I can of course, but yeah Oh my god, Marka Martindale national treasure unbelievable as long as he's American I guess I don't know if she's what that should national treasure she is

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Are you gonna use all these are all pinn- these are the paper riddles? The last names you have are ding flay king These have been the paper riddles. The last names you have are... Ding, Flee, King, Win, Pain, and Peace.

And you will add a first name to each one to produce a musician, author, chef, comedian, architect, and politician. And does it have to be like a name, name, or just a word? Cause, cause, cause, alright, pick, pick,

John, let me ask you this. Yes. You said chef, in one of the words is flay. So is the answer Bobby Flay? No, but oh my god, have you ever watched, have you ever watched the show? So, beat Bobby Flay? Beat Bobby Flay.

So he's so charming, mom's loving. I love when people beat him. Here's the thing about Beat Bobby Flay. Beat Bobby Flay. He's so charming, mom's loving. I love when people beat him. Here's the thing about Beat Bobby Flay. It's always in cooking. That sucks. He's got people though. You want people to arm wrestle Bobby Flay. I want someone to do one-on-one basketball

with Bobby Flay with his ass. He's like, you know, he's not going to be able to hold a candle. It's like a professional basketball player. That's true. Can I blow your minds? I have him chained up into her next door, He's not gonna be able to hold a candle. It's like a professional basketball player Yeah, okay So I'm pick job. I'm wrong in that. It's Bobby fly is not the answer for chef Okay, okay for the last name and the first name that you come up with to combine to sort of produce a word for such a proper noun name.

Okay, okay. Pick, John, I am really disappointed that actually my last name is not on there. Uh, oh, I must have left one off. There's one more last name I see and it's law. This one's easy. It could be a lawyer. In the military. In the, because this is a joke I've heard by whole life. I'll tell you that much. Uh, this is, how do I get the mission? It's the last name was law.

And the first name was LA. You could be a TV show. Yeah. Uh, well, I'll keep trying to find that piece of paper that has that profession, but you get to work on the ones I gave you. Okay. Okay, so we have musician, author, chef, comedian, architect, and politician, right? Are the jobs that we have to solve for? Mm-hmm.

But you have to match them to the last name. Mm-hmm. And we have to make up a first name. Yeah. Yeah. Window pain for architect. But it's window, but it's name. That's what I was asking. My son's name is window. He gets bullied mercilessly. Just chiming in here, they will be more akin to uh, the typical is the wrong word, that based on what of your co-host being Al or a five. But uh, names that you might find in a name book or something, so like sunny day.

Got it, got it. Yeah, okay. Huh, so, but you, but you didn't answer Aaron's question, pick jaw, does window work or? No. Yeah, right, window is not a typical name you would find. I'm looking at a name book and it says, So, but you but you didn't answer Aaron's question pick jaw does window work or no White window is not a typical name. I'm looking at a name book and it says okay. I'm sorry This is a this is a book of windows names. Never mind. Okay. What about winged in for an uncle named Wing. So you have to take it. You have to take it. I mean absolutely bonus points. Okay I would like to say Stephen King and that would be a further. No. How does the game work? Because I was about to say tea pain who is a musician. Does that work?

No. Play. Play must be chef, right? You're a filler. Fill, fill, fill, fill, a. Okay. Fill, fill, fill, I know. Okay, I have one. Warren, Warren piece is an author. PG. Once again again you are crushing it. Lauren Peace. Oh nice. If you add Warren to Peace, you get the author, Warren Peace. Amazing. All right. You get the author, Warren Peace.

So you can press Peace on the author off your list. Lynn, Lynn, Lynn. So what's also I'm in key I'm pretty sure I said it earlier, but one of the last names is law and what the professions is feline male. That's right. You're making this harder.

Our brains already heard from this game. This is what happens when you make one up on this spot. Dang. Big John, just go with what you wrote. I'm a pig in armor. What do you want? It's an achievement I can talk. Chef Flay, let's see. Aaron, I'm home for you. Yes.

Can you hear him? If this sheet only go to you. I put a little Put a little airbiting your ear Did you do nothing in the rules say that airbugs something there? Think dessert or even breakfast Pancakes waffles Bacon eggs eggs is right you you might make this dish out of eggs. Omelet, rising to the occasion, Aaron, rise to a key spread, a key, just to play for Tata.

Pigey. Pigey. On a coffee, a liable. Sino, play is your chef. You may cross play and chef off your lists. Okay, okay. PG, it's amazing that like every time you joke, you manage to completely nail what the answer is, it's awesome.

Does anybody actually eat souffle for breakfast? Wow, I feel cold. Good question. Okay, what would I say? This is a fancy, fancy breakfast. Yeah, souffle for breakfast. Hey, John. I've been eating out of a trough for 22 years.

I deserve souffle. Okay. Do we do it again? Welding, wedding, netting. HGPCM, I probably just give some room to PG. She's good at questions. Oh, that's what I'm doing. Oh, fair.

That's kind of what I'm doing. All right, so we have chef and author out of the way. Chef and author are done. So we still have musician, uh, comedian architect and politician. And I'd say musician is probably the hardest, but I would focus on the others first. Okay, okay. I would say architect and comedian are very conning names. Very, very, uh, one of the male boring names.

The body's dirty, our listeners who might. Oh, this isn't broadcast, it's just my personal game. Yeah. Yeah. Jacqueline. Jacqueline. No, that's nothing. That's just someone's first name, so Jacqueline.

Katie. Uh. Gosh, this is hard. Jack Lynn, no that's nothing that's just someone's first name so Jack Loublin Katie Gosh, this is hard. Can one of them be a cowboy and can it be John pain? I've actually heard you say the correct answer for a first-hand last name a few times when referring to how PG is getting these answers correct Joe joking Your comedian is Joe King. PG you did it again. I'll take it.

I'll take it. Aaron said it. Aaron said it, but it was in response to you getting the answers right by joking. Exactly. So even when she's not saying they are an answer, she's the catalyst to the reason why I get it. Joe King. So what's left? It was Lynn left and Ding and Paine.

Work-tect? You have architect, musician, and politician left. The last names you have are Ding, Lynn, and Paine. Paine is architect, right? No. Whoa. Whoa. Oh, can never mind.

Architect is one of the most common names So it's gotta be like Rondang Dive dang think about any guy who's like Tan he's wearing golf shorts. He's got the nearest he drives away He's gonna shake your hand real hard and say hey my name's Brad close first letter right oh my name is Brad Brad is 100% like an 80s movie villain yeah he's gonna like ski down a mountain and insult you on the way down right the snow yeah exactly I'm starting with a B is short for a long

year name. Ben. Close Bob. Close. Ben and Bob are close. That's a good. That's a shortened that's a shortened version. Bro, short for process. Think think saxophone and some

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Like a wealthy guy in the golf course, he's like, Hey, let me show you, a friend's copy bill. Gives you too hard of a handshake. You guys to prove something? No, no, that was a Brett. Bill is like the janitor that has to clean up after that guy. Are you kidding me? Like you're... Bill Murray, Bill Clinton, look where he's...

The other whales that you're... Hey, everyone. Hey, everyone. I'm a 23 year old pig in armor with a backpack. I don't know what you expect from you. Oh, so we can't be mad at you because what you are? No. I guess that's fair.

Yeah, that's pretty fair. Okay, we have a couple more of these, I think, and I got to be done. Okay. You have Lynn and Payne remain. Those are your musicians and politicians. One is a fairly common name, one is a little bit more uncommon. Not terribly common, but a little more uncommon. Musician and politician.

Musician and politician. Yes. Lin? Violet Lin. Violin. That's good. Violin. Oh.

Aaron, the musician, there's three options for it. And you gave one of them and PG gave the other. It can either be a mandolin, aolin By land of violin or viola violin So three correct answers you got two of the three which is amazing politicians left. I think we know which one that is That's pain can politician Cam not me. Wow Wow. He said it. He came and did it again.

Campaign. Campaign. Paying the politician. How did I not get that I have enough you named, Cam? I hope he's not listening. I know. I'm chaining myself up as we speak. Well, why don't we take a quick break and we'll be right back with more.

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to write if I had one. What am I doing? Yeah, and I gotta say, as a Helix user myself, it's the best night's sleep I ever had. Huh? I released an album two years ago. It's called, it's a new yawn. It's all Helix sleep cover songs.

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You need better help. If you would excuse us, Adela and I are going back to watching Cars 2 in Spanish. Or as you would call it it the old cars of Cuba. Okay. Hey, I just also I just have to feel like a brief questionnaire to get matched with the license therapist and I can switch therapists anytime for no additional charge, right? Yes, it's how it works. It's absolutely best. Okay, we gotta go. Thanks, Sarah. And I love it and have used it actually before and I know you guys are gonna say that because I it's like perfect kind of therapy that works for me. It's so nice to be able to message my counselor anytime

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Don't they esponial for cars? I really liked David vs. Goliath, have you? That's my favorite too. It's so good. It's a really good season. You have some really good nerds on there. You've got just, you know, the show is good because of the characters. Like they always have these amazing characters, but that's one of the best ones. Of course, I think China, season 15,

probably up there. Mm-hmm. Famously. So, probably up there. Famously. Um, when, so you were on twice, what, well, when you found out you're going on again, what were you dreading about going back to and what were you looking forward to about going back? Oh my God, everything, everything both ways. Um, I think I probably regretted the most was not networking enough with all the other semi-repliers.

That's the biggest thing when you go back. It's going back the second time, it's all business. So it's not fun at all. Everybody's out for blood. You can't even take a break, like even when you win, you go back to camp. Usually your first season. You go back to camp after you win a challenge and everyone's relaxing, they're high-fiving each other, they're bonding, and nope, like the scheming is just non-stop.

And it's a lot of these people have prior relationships, and it's tough if you're not kind of part of that. So that really taught me the power of, I don't know, like networking and just having to maintain that network. But going back, it's the survival aspect is easier in some ways. Like, nobody had to say anything right away. We were building the shelter.

We had fire. It was like clockwork, you know. So that part was a lot easier. Oh, awesome. Okay. And when you watched the show for both of the season you were on, were there any moments that you, like, that super surprised you,

like a choice someone had made or something that someone said in one of their interviews? Was there anything that really surprised you in the edit? I can tell you what surprised me about myself, because having to watch, I mean, you guys are on podcast so you know, but having to watch or listen to yourself without your editing is horrific. Um, they, basic, these assholes, these asshole editors

left in every single, I say like a lot, okay, I'm from LA. Casey, Casey, plug your ears, Casey, this is not about you. Just don't listen to this part, Casey. And I had a conversation with Amanda Kim, where every other word was like, and these guys, these as well editors subtitled it for literally no reason. We weren't whispering, we weren't speaking in like another language, but they decided to subtitle this.

And they left in every single like in this entire conversation. That's so ridiculous. And my final question, and then pigsaw, pig jaw, pig jaw, is that your name? Hey, Aaron, X-Nay on the pig saw, you can't say that because we can't get sued for, so just make sure to pick your own song. Okay, Bobby Flay is already suing us, so I say bring it on.

My final question. I'll be that guy. Core. Is, do you have a favorite player of all time? I actually have two more questions. Do you have a favorite player of all time? And what was your favorite moment of being on the show in either season that you're on? Oh my God.

A favorite. What's with asking these favorite and so tough, like to pick amongst everybody. Gosh, I would say probably either probably Sandra. I think Sandra is a good pick. Soory is good. I actually really liked watching Todd from my first season play, but it's still long ago now. But I just thought, you know, this was a guy I was getting for him for day one. And because I knew he was going to win. I was like, if you don't vote him out, I know he's going to win. And he just navigated the entire thing like he had a runbook or something So good answer I wanted the door to get Jimmy John's they have souffle now and I come back in the hearing you're asking survivor questions disgusting I Just want to talk you are discussing Hey PG Do you ever get lost in Jeff Probe's dimples?

Um, uh, do you ever get lost in Jeff Probe's dimples? Jeff Probe's, that's the guy I was thinking of. Did I give you bug spray? I'm so stressed out when I watch the show about the, uh, mosquitoes. DJ, I don't know if you noticed, but, uh, if you check your jacket pocket, I subject the cat in there, so. Oh, someone's been doing his homework. I'm a pig in armor, I don't know. So someone's been doing his homework Yeah, if if people that know this my dad snuck me a Kit Kat when I was on

Survivor China and the reason he picked a Kit Kat is because it is square and he could hide it in his back pocket without it poking out And survivor security tackled him immediately. No. Kit Kat is the only candy bar that can become four shibs. Not the way I eat it. Wait, what do you mean, Pigg, John? How do you eat it? Because our co-host, Adel, also eats Kit Kat's in a fucked up way. I'm just taking armor wearing a backpack. Does he get it straight across? Yeah. He just eats it. Addle also eats kickheads in a fucked up way

Does it get it straight across? Yeah, he just eats he just takes a big fucking bite. He doesn't break anything up He just I'm a job agent. It's horrible. I'm a job welcome back to solve As you three notice there's a bathtub in the middle of the room filled to the lip I have a little test for you Next to the tub filled with water. I have placed a teaspoon a Teacup and a bucket you must empty the bathtub as quickly as possible Tell me what will you do? Take the drain out man. Just there's a stop What's up for anyway? Let's see what are you up to. What else, what else?

Although, it's a bathtub that's not connected to any plumbing. It does have a stopper in it. I don't know how you got the water into the thing. Did you use the buckets and the teesprudence to put the water in? Yeah, it took a long time. I started with the teesprud. I don't know.

K-jaw. What are you doing? Well, I have friends to get pigs. I figured to add, I don't get that pigs up for your tea. I'll hit that next riddle. Close your eyes. And imagine we're on a huge estate. And Sir Montoya can't sleep in his bed. He looks around waiting for sleep when suddenly the door opens and two robbers discreetly enter.

They realize Sir Montoya is awake and not only that, he's watching them. Nonetheless, the thieves ignore him and start pulling paintings off the wall, entering emptying drawers, taking all valuables and leaving silently under Sir Montoya's gaze. He doesn't move, he doesn't flinch, he doesn't call anyone even though there's a telephone in his room. He has no health problems that prevent him from moving or even from seeing. So why does Sir Montoya not react and let the thieves take everything he owns? Oh, I was gonna say he was blind, but...

He's a dog, he's a cat. I love those answers. It's probably my dog, and no, my dog would be greeting them and welcoming them into taking a shower, showing them directly to all the animals. Exactly. That's right. Yeah, the dog shows the valuables and it's like here's where they keep the treats and they're like, this is dog food.

We are runners and we cannot sell this. I think it would be very fun to ask your pet what your most valuable item in the house was and just see your pet's answer because they would get it wrong but it would be cute as hell. Aaron technically, dog or cat work here, but that is not the answer. He's a painting.

Well, if he's don't wait for sleep to come. Don't they? No. You don't wanna think about it but they can feel things too. You don't wanna think about it. You have to admit you don't want to think about that. Can I burn all my paintings?

Is it my computer? I'm like, what else can go to sleep? That's a nice. Also works. That's a great guess. Oh, is Cermontoya the name that they gave their Rumba robot vacuum? Not a sponsor of the show yet, but if they want to be, I like the product. No, but I will be changing my room's name to Sir Montoya. Mine's his Marty Meatballs.

I will say Cat and Dog are... ...closes maybe a strong word, but in that vicinity. Is the name... ...a...not a...glow... ...it's a...it's a name. Oh, I guess. Does the name have a special significance? Sir Montoya. Not in a glow, ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm So you think this is like a Disney World like country bear jeep or you situation with the moose head talks? I'm thinking that what happened was the moose got knighted before it died Because they did they save the queens life before us or some

GPC the moose wasn't knighted if you listen he couldn't fall asleep so he wasn't knighted Wait, that's how you are knighted wink wink. Wait, oh I said a pirate shit. They're onto you. They're onto you. We've been onto you, man. Let's see. Um, um, how about it? Uh, it's a mammal you close with cat or dog.

Of course. It's, uh, we decided it's not an animal, but it is. I'm gonna say a mammal in that role. Is it a person? It's a human? It's a pig. It's a pig. Yes.

Yes. The robbers are the people chained up that are just running away with all of the riddles. Amen. I love this. Sir Montoya was my name before these thieves stole my family's crafting fortune. No, this can't be yours. This can't be yours. No, no, this can't be yours. This can fortune. No, this can't be yours. No, no, this can't be ours. This can't be ours.

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Dame... Dame Mandy, baby or something? I mean apparently... Apparently, Piggjaw would name it Bill, because that's the name of a rich person. Weird. Yeah. Why don't more people name their baby like Doctor? Doctor Cohen?

Yeah. That's cool. Listen, listen, I thought that one was a bit of a stinker. That's coming from a pig. I'm gonna take a, I'm gonna eat my Jimmy John souffle. Um, PG, did you, did you happen to bring any sort of, do you have any riddles on you or anything or any sort of funnel? Any game or anything like that? I do have a game. I don't know if it's going to be as fun as these, but we can try them.

You know, yeah, and also we apologize for a pig jaw. He should really be leaning on you to torture us with the riddles and the games and stuff like that. That's pig jaws responsibility. Huh. You guys may be chewing your ankles off, Matthew. I think we'll see how this goes. Aaron, how can you not do the splits

but you can chew your own ankle? One thing that I'll do is I'll get out of a situation I don't want to be in. I don't care if I tear every muscle in my body. I'm getting the hell out of here. So you could have let me for dinner in the night. I mean, I don't know. I'm gonna join in on these if you don't mind. Go ahead, PG. All right. So in honor of your podcast, I have made a game where the answer will all contain, well,

the answer will all be a word that will contain the letters either, hey, H-E-Y, red, R-I-D, or cool, dull, D-L-Y, red, R-I-D, or... Cool. D-L-E. Okay. Okay. So... So this is already more work than I put into mine.

That's awesome. So, for example, if I were to say a small pool of water, you would say puddle. Yes. Okay. Oh, cool. Pigigg Jo's good at these. So, to walk with short steps that tilt the body from side to side like a penguin. Waddle. Waddle.

Waddle. Waddle. My favorite star wars character. Maybe you're first. Yep. Lacking moisture, especially having insufficient rainfall to support trees or woody plants. Erid. Erid, there you go.

Erid, keep. You're a wizard, Erid. It's Adel's cleaning up. Alright, the watery part of milk that separates from the curds. Way way way way way way way way. Way, way curdled. That could be an episode. Just bitch. Where's that big guy? Where did that email to his big guy? Not a thing. Alright, a long handled a spoon with a deep bowl meant for serving soup and other liquids.

Lay it on. Oh, man. You guys are sweeping through. I had actually some harder ones that I tested them on, friends and family, and they were like, these are too hard. You need to make them easier. Our brains are broken from doing the show for five years, so. Mm-hmm.

Come on, auto-pilot. That's good. It's not chewing on my ankle. To cheat, now I know how Adolf Ed felt earlier in the episode. To cheat or defraud of money or property. Podcast. a a a a a

a a a a a a a a a a a A woman who is about to be married or has recently been married. Bride.

Bride. Beyonce. Oh, Beyonce. Is that what you said? Yeah, no, I said bride as well. In case you cut that. A wide-angled photographic lens that creates a rounded visual distortion at the edges. Sepia.

Like your inner shy. Fish eye. I am so impressed. Wow. I had additional gluing for this. Fish eye. So many terrible 90s music videos. Shad was that.

So I've heard, so I've heard. They're all on the floor. There were literally like three words in the English language that have H.E.Y. In them them and you've had to know. A narrow ribbon-like strip of dough. Breadstick. Why is everybody laughing? Okay, Fedachini. Pasta, uh, Angel Hare. Uh... Is this like what you put over a pie like the lattice worked for a pie? No, I actually had additional clueling for this that I am now omitting because you guys are just tearing through these.

Okay. Mmm. It's Lingweeney? No. It's a ribbon-like strip of dough. Often featured in pasta dishes or ramen. Nudol. Nudol. Far from it. Nudol, there you go.

Nice. Nudol, because like the G-L-G-Nudol. I had to start, you guys plan on hard-bood. All right, a structure spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier. Bridge. A bridge. A small bed for an infant.

A good ass. A small bed for Sermontoya. Yes. Cratell, yes. Cratell. Crib. Bed for Sir Montoya. Yes. cradle. Yes. cradle. crib. And the last one is a traffic jam where no vehicular movement is possible.

Especially because the intersections are all blocked. And we get this a lot in LA. Stan still? A day ruiner. A idle, idle, uh... What happens when I'm running late? Revege. It's a, so this is a type of traffic jam. It's a type of gridlock?

Gridlock! Ding! R-I-D. Ding, ding, ding! There you guys go. I loved this. This was so fun. Oh my god. The craziest thing about this is that I chewed through my entire ankle And I did even hurt because I was having such a good time and I'm attached to the wrist

Out's PG outstanding job lol expect a bit less of jpc uh... out pg outstanding job uh... this isn't a competition i guess but if it was you would win hands down at nine points let's do a few more of my riddles and then uh... we'll see where we're at i'm gonna give you three things and you have to tell me what they have in common example

right rock band chess piece and Elizabeth we would all have this in common. There was some queen. Another word queen, that's right. So with that in mind, how about tissue, top, and shoe? Tissue. Box.

That's correct, it's box. Wow! How about wrist? Dog and man. wrist? Dog and man. Watch. That's correct.

Y'all, I am. My brain is burning. Somebody's taking the last breath. Most riddles I've ever got. Watch is the watch. Thanks for watching. Who watches the watch? Thanks to watch. Fiber, wine, ceiling. Fiber, wine, ceiling, sounds like my last name.

Last night. His glass. Aaron! How was that? This is the most riddles I've ever gotten in an upset. I'm not using through these. And did you still run one out of this room? I'm still sitting here going watch man like

Hearts even and bread and this is 11 this is Let's associate with the word but also it's like an action or a phrase arts even bread It also looks like an action or a phrase. Arts even bread. Rise? Be. All things that, all things you, Arts even bread. Break?

There are all things you break. Oh, that's so hard. Oh, I like that. I like that. How about a joke? A whip and a smile. Crack. All things you crack, yes.

St. Louis, McDonald's, and feet. All things you want to get the fuck out of them. Arches. Arches. Well, I was going to say all things that make me horny, but Arches works as well. Ha, ha, ha. How about gears? How about gears, Keyboards and Sands?

All Sands? Yes. Gears, Keyboards and... Days of our lives, Hours. These are all characters from days of our lives. No, these are all things that blank. Gears. Wind, turn.

Grind. I was going a grind. Keyboard is a tough one and that there is a function on a keyboard that does this, but it's not. It's not sort of overall. Oh, these are all things that Cassio. Gears and Sands are the two better clues. Keyboard is the symbol.

These are all things that Samba. Think of a button on a keyboard. It's like, I'm like a scape. They enter. Samba You think of a button on a keyboard I'm like a game the end press Space shift these are all the shifts wow espresso hpv and buck These are all things a great start. What? What do you say? Huh? Let's go have it. What's going on?

Don't talk to me till I've had my HPV. Oh, God. What? Can you read them again? I wasn't even listening. Waking up on a Sunday morning. Yeah. That's part waking up. Isn't Jim and Pamela long night. What you need after what you have after a long weekend? Vacation. The clues were espresso, HPV and

buck. There are things that are three types of things you get after you grind. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, okay, she got it PG got it at all she got it counted I mean I mean shots was the answer I had but PG had a better answer so yes PG gets that right I hear we got three more and then we'll see what happens to prodigal son and then we'll see what happens We have an ending for this pick I love it Sure yeah you're big the prodigal son a boomerang in echo Red to things are all things that come back in a cave

Just return. Oh, yes, we just say return return a comeback. Yes, Cinderella But I love Lucy I'll connect it to one word. Cinderella. A ball. Rerun. Oh yes. Rerun.

I think Rerun was actually on what's happening. Okay, the final one. I'm giving you three things you have to tell me what they have in common. The final riddle, the final question. These three things have one thing in common. JPC. Aaron Keefe. We're all buying into the concept that a pig wearing armor is the one keeping us here, even though we absolutely know it's Adel, when Casey just added a voice effect, not even, it's all in post, like we can hear your voice out of you, right?

You know that, right? Fine, Casey turned off the voice. Modulator. No, don't make my voice higher. Come on man, knock it off. Hey, it's me, it's. Hey, it's me Adel, or Fie, I'm here. It's been me the whole time. Come on, Casey. Knock it. It's me.

It's me. It's me. Nudorify. It's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a get the outfit, so I just kind of use my voice. And hopefully, PJ, thank you so much for doing this. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry about your ankles. I'm sorry about your ankles. I think they grow back, right? We have your baby ankles, and then you leave those on your pillow, et cetera, et cetera, and then you get your adult ankles. Yes, I'm sorry about the pig jaw that's on the floor.

I feel like that should have been a warning to you actually. That's my jaw. Yeah, that's my jaw. Well, you guys are free to go whenever you like. But before you do, I guess PG, I am a big fan of reality escape pod. I recently listened to your Phantom Peak episode, the interview there. So I highly recommend everyone check it out. I think our audience would, there's a lot of crossover there. People would really love to hear about immersive events, experiences and escape rooms. Can you tell us a little bit more about reality, escape pod? Yes, absolutely. So we have a podcast where we talk, we interview creators of amazing escape rooms, things like larps, puzzle boxes,

anything that is involving immersive gaming. So usually there's a gaming element to it. And we've interviewed people from like Neil Patrick Harris who created a thing called box one. It was a really fun game. We had Nick Moranon, who is the creator of Phantom Peak, which is a cool immersive theme park in London that Adel went to. Oh, yeah. And so check that out. That's really cool. And then for our Patreon people, we actually do a special episode called Spoilers Club. And because let me tell you that podcasting about escape rooms is really difficult

because the the number one rule of escape rooms is you can't you can't talk about escape rooms right? The coolest parts of escape rooms you can't really discuss openly because you don't want to spoil anything and so we do a special segment called spoilers club for Patreon backers where we talk to the creators of escape rooms and they do recaps and walkthroughs of the entire game so you can relive your favorite moments from iconic classic escape rooms. We did a escape room on our show one time. It was because Chris and Anne who you know were closing down that room. They were like, yeah, you could come and spoil it because the room is going away. So it won't matter anymore. We truly mic'd ourselves up and just did the room,

and somehow people enjoyed that episode. The room's amazing, but it was funny to be like, I don't know if people were gonna listen to us just work through this room. Audio only working through an escape room. Oh, you guys were, you guys were physically in the escape room just playing it. Yeah. Have you guys ever played like the audio escape rooms?

Yes. Well, no, so we did, earlier in the pandemic, we did a, a, a, no, no, I think it was Adel and I did it with, maybe you didn't do it, Aaron,

but we did like one of the online escape rooms. That's right. Yes, I say. Yeah. Oh, cool. I was going to say you guys should have those guys on from escape this podcast. They were actually a guest on our most recent season five that just ended, but Bill and Danny are super, super funny. So you should either go on theirs or have them come on yours or just do both.

Yeah. We've been on, I think twice. They're fantastic. Yes. Yeah, they're awesome. I love them. Yeah. We've been on, I think twice. They're fantastic. Yes. They're awesome. I love them. Thank you so much, PG. Anything else you'd like to plug or promote or mention? No, that's it. I guess our convention recon would have probably just ended the weekend before this, but we're going to be doing it every year. This year, it was remote next year. It will be in person. So if you wanted to get together with a group of other escape room, loving geeks, it is the best place. We have amazing speakers. It's mostly about being

able to hang out in what one of the attendees last year called a safe space where they could just sit and geek out about escape rooms and be around people who just love talking about it. So that's called recon and it will be live in person next year. Amazing. Do you know where it's going to be held? I do. I do, but I cannot say it will be, I think they will be announcing it like at. So that's an escape room in and of itself. It's a what city is it going to be in? It'll be 11 months from now. So get in line and stay alive Can people follow a certain social media handle or anything to be to keep updated on that news? Yeah, so you can follow me at pg everywhere that's p e i h g e

You can also follow me at room escape artist or You can also follow me at room escape artist or if you want information on the convention that is reality escape convention at reality escape convention. Amazing PG thank you so much again for being here we truly don't deserve you or your talents uh Aaron anything to plug. I'd say check out survivor if you haven't yet. I love it. I got re into it over the pandemic and now I haven't missed an episode since and it's great. It's consistently good across all 40 seasons. So give it a shot if you haven't. Absolutely. JPC. Hey, I said, normally I'll read a review but the one that I have is way too long. So I did actually want to plug something else. If you are a patron subscriber of Hey, Rental, Rental, and we do, we do recommend that you do become a Patreon subscriber of Hey, Rental, Rental,

it is actually mandatory now, so we are making it a little bit more, we're gonna crack down a little bit and make it mandatory, so just, so this is a heads up for everybody. But we have a Discord, and in the Discord, I think Aaron has a channel, and I have a channel. So if you have something that you wanted to like ask Aaron

or I, there is a channel in the Discord where you can do that. Addle, maybe one day we'll get you a channel in I have a channel. So if you have something that you wanted to like ask Aaron or I, there is a channel in the discord where you can do that. Addle, maybe one day we'll get you a channel in that discord as well. How do I get a channel? Guys, hold on, hold up. Ask Cary. Yeah, you can't, yeah, you have to just ask a mod. But if you want to check that out,

I've been interacting with people in that channel. The discord is very big and there's a lot of other channels that I just can't keep up with. So there's a JPC channel only that you can get to me in there. And I say that because most other social media is kind of going away and I'm kind of going away from social media.

When this comes out, if X is still a thing, you gotta get on X, baby. That's the big ticket. That's no, that's the money maker. Pay your eight dollars a month over there as well. Make sure you get your eight dollars worth on X. What a terrible idea. I don't think that's the money maker. Pay your eight dollars a month over there as well. Make sure you're getting your eight dollars worth on X. What a terrible idea. Adelaide thinks you want a plug.

I just want a plug. You know, sometimes life is tough. Sometimes you have a hard week or a hard month. And you just want to be a pig and armor with a backpack. And I just want to plug surrounding yourself with people who will let you be that for 42 to 50 minutes before they kind of catch on or at least say outright what you are. So whatever you want. Whenever you want. Chaining them up helps as well.

Very good. Captive audience. I think you'll find that those chains were chocolate. You chewed through your ankles and risked for nothing. Mine, we're not, we're not. Well, we weren't gonna eat them straight across, like savages. Yes, thank you. Oh my God, thank you. Yeah, Aaron, you say I always eat candy bars

like I'm from, what was it? Jupiter. Bye forever. Good bye. Bye forever. Goodbye. I am a recruit, a gayness, and a woman in the world. I am a recruit, a rock band, a rock band, a rock band, a rock band. I am a recruit, a rock band. I am a recruit, a rock band, a rock band, a rock band. Hey there, Primes and Jobs.

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