Hey Riddle Riddle - #268: Two Worms

Episode Date: September 6, 2023

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And we are just so curious what it says cohost, but we were partners. Sorry, we're great. I will lift up the podcast while wearing gloves as to not ruin the integrity of it. Well, I would date this at about 28. You would date this? Try to use something humor or non-humour you might hear on the podcast. Yeah, we love jokes at here at Antique's Roadshow. So let me just take a look at it.

Yeah. Unfortunately, this looks worthless to us. Okay. We forgot to mention there's someone who's not here with us now, but we used to have. Oh, yeah. I just so you know, just for my identification, when you say worthless, is it like when people say priceless, which means that like, it's actually like worth like, untold them out because it's so valuable? I'm just going to tilt my head and say, is worthless and price is the same basically hold on

which is coming versus talking out out worthless and brazeless the same. No, sorry. Well, we do it is just sorry I have this before you Buddhist and move on to somebody with like a cool baseball card or whatever. We should see that there with a tire boot.

He's about to put on both of us. I should say that on this podcast as well, we believe we don't have evidence. We don't have, you know, proof of purchase or whatever they call it, certificate of approval. But we believe one of the hosts was Aaron Keith, who we all know went on to pilot that plane that went to the moon for the very first time and She's solely the moon plane. Yeah, that's what we all know that she did she's solely the moon plane Well, I guess I will bring the volat value up to about four dollars total I know no, no, we're not selling it to eat this is your item. So I got your hat No, no, no, no, we're not selling it to you. This is your item. I'm sorry. I got your hat. That's got to be a $6 hat. We just made $2. We just made $2.

Well, I'm Moon Sully. I'm Aaron Keith. I add about $4 of value to the podcast. Way more way more. I'm JPC. I drop the bottom out of this. But yes, way less, way more. I'm JPC like drop the bottom out of this bottom. Yes. way less way less. When someone says that they're moon solied, that set that feels like a like a D and D way of saying like someone's not a virgin. Yeah.

So it sounds like a creature in like Brandon Sanderson novel of like the moon solies were crawling up the crevices of the mountains. I'm gonna to say something to you guys and I don't want you to make fun of me and I don't want you to read it into it I just want to say it and then I want to move on. Okay. I What was that? I said no deal and I want it to be clear Okay, then I have to say it quickly and then hopefully Okay, that's a better plan. That's a better plan. I missed you guys. I'm excited to be recording Woo! Haha, we knew it

Move on. I didn't hear it. I didn't hear it. Maybe someone could say it louder. Maybe someone could say it louder I missed you guys and I'm excited that we are recording today Okay, Aaron, I think the whole class heard you this time, but now do a little dance while you say it. You know what, no. I don't agree, you really ate my supper. Have for this last year. Whatever, I take it all back.

I wanna do some riddles or... Aaron, can I say something? Yeah, sure. I missed the two of you as well. What was that? I missed the two of you as well. What was that? I missed the time being numb. I miss, I sound like I said that I missed the tour in Vietnam. I missed the two of you as well.

I should, sorry, I should announce that I missed the two of you as well. Not the tour in Vietnam. Okay. KCJPC and nothing to say. Yes. I do have something to say. What do you want to say? It is.

It is the Howard Dean screen. Okay. That's what I something to say. What do you want to say? It is the Howard Dean scream. Okay. That's what I have to say. And you know that that's GPC for. I missed you too. It's an inflection thing. It could also be fuck you guys. It just depends on how I say it.

If I say it like this, that's I missed you guys. But if it's fuck you you it's more like a Served that my guy a hundred percent And that's sort of the that's sort of the possessive version of it right? Yes, yes I'm very possessive with my versions. It's like bonita. It's like bonita and bonito Exactly. Thank you for saying that Boy bonito

Aaron What he been up to? Not too much at all. I, my sister was in town. Prompting you for his, I feel like I'm Jimmy Fallon and I'm like a little bird told me that you were up to something. You mean your producer before the show? You did the interview.

Yeah, we should start doing pre interviews with each other. I would have hired someone to call each one of us and do like five questions before each podcast that we record. No, I heard you had a little funny happen on a plane to you this weekend. I'm not even the last one. Your eyelids? What's going on there? You know what? Let's just do some riddles.

Let's just get back into the heart of the show. Oh, yeah. Back into the heart. That's what I like to see. Having fun is for Patreon episode. This, this is what this is about. This is work. Okay. I want to read some listener-submitted riddles that are from recently. JPC famously read some from 2018. He starts in the back. I start from the front and we're going to meet in the middle one day. Like lady in the tram. Exactly. Yes. Okay. Spoilers. I told you. I didn't see that. These come from Cameron from Virginia. And they said a lot of nice things that will tell you off

air because people don't want to hear that. But they also submitted some riddles that are really fun. So let's get into them. A tofer. Mm-hmm. I clapped without hands. I drum in no band. I ask.

Booty. Ask. Booty. Ask. Booty, Aaron. Who got it right? You stopped. So someone got it right.

Or is it it after booty? I was gonna see if I you guys could Sing me Astro booty which is a radio hit from 2011, but you know what I think you can do without it I roll without touching the ground. I am lively and airy Bambastic and scary. I'll allow you to sleep with my rumbling sound Aaron my dear. I've missed you so much. And I don't know. I don't know if it's because I miss you so much that this riddle just came to me so quickly. It's got to be thunder lightning, thunder lightning, thunder lightning.

Is it Aaron and I hate to do this to you? I know that you're not like, you don't love cold reading. Is it, is there any chance that you mispronounced that and they said sleepo or they meant to say sleepo? Ninset. Yeah, actually, whoa, sorry, I'm, I zoomed in. It's actually sleepo, sleepo, sleepo, sleepo, sleepo, sleepo, sleep, sleep. Wait.

I clapped with that hand, I drummed no band, Adel, you got it. I roll with touch, it's thunder, yes. Yes. Yes. I do want to see a thing. You want to see a thing? I think what did you just say? I want to see a thing. You want to see a thing? What did you just say? I want to see a thing.

We missed each other. Remember that's the hardest. This is enough made a mistake. Hold on, rename me the group chat. I want to see a thing. I want to see a scene and a JPC, you're maybe like a kid trying to fall asleep and Aaron, you are, uh, the thunder of a storm. Um, try to get some attention. Vice principal, Anderson. Mrs. Mawfett.

Hey! I was, I was so close, I was so close to just taking off to sleep by listening the names of all of my enemies. What woke me up? Why? Do you think that there are monsters under your bed or maybe in your closet? What? Or maybe in your house somewhere? Hey, is this a little brother's monster? What's up? I'm sorry, is the store, is the storm talking to me right now? Oh man, we're the blow up my spot. I gotta go now.

Oh great, another friend of mine leaving. My name's Thunder. Hello. How do you do? Well, I was a lot better before you rolled in. Okay, well, I'm still a couple of miles away. I don't know if you can tell. And if you know that trick. What's your lightning here here say hi lightning? Oh My god lightning what did they fucking tell you sorry? Oh When you said she can't talk yeah, she's not allowed to talk

Oh my god lightning what the actual I'm so sorry. I just lay lightning We had to deal that like if I let you sort of shine and like crackle and sparkle that you would let me face principle Anderson lightning I'm so sorry I'm gonna have a complete meltdown of it I had the bus stop that said hey watch where you're gonna go Come on, I was just I was just about to fall asleep Oh, come on, I was just, I was, I was just about to fall asleep.

Cool, cool, cool. Um, I would rather you feel a little anxious. I thought that right? Uh, yeah, a little bit. Yeah, could you just like, sort of go over everything that you've ever done? That's embarrassing in your head. And oh my god, lightning, I swear to God, I can see you opening your mouth and I'm gonna scream. Have the sneeze. No, don't sneeze. Please, wipe me.

Can sneeze with your mouth closed. Wightening, you have everything, she has everything. Hey, lightning. Could you do this somewhere else? I mean, I'm truly trying to get to sleep here. I'm a little boy. I've got a lot of enemies Never twice That's

You don't control where you go. What do you mean? Don't you? No, our mom and dad the clouds Make us go wherever they want and it's like so annoying I'm sorry the clouds the clouds in the rain they left like two minutes ago They were like way on the other side of town right now you guys are just still hanging around Oh Okay, so you're telling us we're falling behind Um, okay, so you're telling us we're falling behind?

Um, I'm just telling you, I'm a little boy, I got a lot of enemies. I do the big-knit sleep because tomorrow, there's gonna be some poop on some desks. You think I don't have enemies? Wow, trains do an impression of me like all the time, and I never get credit. I know that they try. I don't think they're trying to do an impression of you. And for me, microw. Oh God like me You're so It's a good can I be honest it seems kind of to me like you guys are just looking for fights I don't know that microwave

I'm gonna hurt. It is. Oh, it's about her. That's ridiculous. Ledy is jealous of my dead. My crows. I crack open the land with my chisel of heat. And despite what you think, I may just repeat. The things that I touch are often left charred.

Sweet ozone is my calling card. Toast. Your life you do hold dear, then don't stand tall when I am near. Aaron, my dear, I've missed you so much and I don't know if that's why the answer just pops on my head like this but it's gotta be lightning or... Oh my God are you serious? She's everywhere! Why else would that answer have just popped the dear head?

It seems very strange. Those were both very well-worded clues. These are great. Well crafted. Yeah, like this. Um, and by the way, Cameron wrote them themselves. Excuse me, wah. Uh, that's why they're so good.

They're whole. You're hired, Cameron. We're going to put you to work. We need you and Cameron is changed. 100 months is we are hired too. To bang away on typewriter for 500 hours a week. Many find me in bottles. some grind me by hand, and even fewer find me at the bottom of the ocean.

I'm a friend of feathers, so I cannot fly, and I'm sure to leave a lasting impression on you. What am I? The Meg too. The Meg too. Not microplastics, not the Meg too, which by the way cannot wait to see that in theaters. Did you see Meg one? Of course I saw, did I see Meg one

for DX Casey, log off. God, it's so fierce. Did I see Meg one? Do you mean when Harry met Sally? I do. When I do those cameras, camera interviews with the Meg, I was like to know I'd meet the love of my life?

Yeah, stay with them can do no wrong. So what was the answer the mega to the Meg to which was it you stopped? I must have gotten one right? No, I would have to I would have to go to sand. Many find me in bottles, some grind me by hand, and even fewer find me at the bottom of the ocean. I'm a friend to feathers, so I cannot fly, and I'm sure to leave a lasting impression on you. What am I? I would say maybe the most helpful parts of this are friends of feathers, so I cannot fly,

lasting impression and you might find me in bottles. The other two, hence, or parts of the red all are not as helpful. Cucacola! Is it cooking? No. Mm-hmm.

It's a friend. Grind by hand, I grind my cooking. You do what? Friend of feathers, friend of feathers are friend of birds. I mean, the friend of feathers friend of feathers are friend of birds I'm a friend of feathers who I can Which I don't understand that one yeah Friend to feathers. What is he friend to a bird wind is it a bird? I think you're gonna go oh when you find us out. It's not wind

Well, are we close with wind besides dogs dogs or feathers? wind. Well, that's the thing. But are we close with wind? Besides dogs, dogs are feathers best. Lasting impression. What's something that like lasts? It's actually in like a turn of phrase is used to talk about how this lasts. Losing impression would probably be Dana Carvey's George Bush senior. Naganda. That's his pro. When be bread, roast bread, 1000, 1000, when be bread. It's a turn of phrase. It leaves a lasting impression. Well, no, the fact that the fact, no, it's not, it's a turn of phrase about it being a lasting impression.

It's in the word isn't in it. Okay. So that's not helpful. That's actually not a helpful hint. GPC has my puzzling team mate in this episode. Let's take that very first clue, which was, it's just a bottom of every bottle. What do we know about bottom of every bottle?

Nickelback. I've been down, I've been down to the bottom of every bottle. Foggle. It's a photo graph. Is it photograph? No, but I think you're kind of closest withogeth. It's a photograph. Is it a photograph? No, but I think you're kind of closest with this. What? Mm-hmm.

Okay, let's think. Let's think. Okay. Sadness, depression, emptiness. What comes in a bottle? What comes in a bottle? It's a literal thing. What comes in a bottle?

What comes in a bottle? So, water. So, water. You can't drink it. You can't eat it. Okay. Bottle. Oh, okay. Why does this trick question? Why does it trick question? Because you can eat can't drink it. Okay. Bottle. It's just like, this is a trick question because you can either end drink it.

No, you can't do either. Oil. You can find me at the bottom of the ocean. Oil. A different kind of thing. Well, you're really close to the oil. Really close to the oil. No, but it's something that...

Oh, petrol? Like what? It's not just the bottom of the ocean. It's inside of something Oh, oil oil a pearl a Geyser of It's in a line from a Pixar movie. Oh, oh, there's a snake in my ocean. Nope. Okay. I had to try Cars to what Pixar movie takes place in the ocean?

Uh, uh, Dory, finding loving Dory. Loving Dory. Loving Dory. Is that some porn version? What about the first? What about the Netflix series? What about the first one of those movies? Oh, right there.

No. Turn on, man. Is it Turtle? Turtle, Turtle. No, Turtle. It's not a turtle. The teacher's kids about being stone. Is it Albert Brooks's fish dad? I can't believe I thought you guys know I'm not gonna shame you for not only oh oh Mine mine is it a mine? Oh is it Ellen? Digit or is lasting impression? Then the friend of feathers. What are feathers used for?

Erros not so much anymore. Pillows. Not arrows. Not pillows. Tickling. Tickling at some parties. Tickling at some parties. Not so much anymore. Aaron, I'm not wrong. A bit of a hat.

Pins, quills, quills, pins, pins, ink, ink, ink, squid, squid ink. You guys made me ink. Well, hold on Aaron. was using Pixar's monsters ink What were you talking about oh fuck? God I fucked up is there ink and finding Nemo oh no she goes oh you guys made me Inc. Oh yeah Yeah, I see what do you mean? What the fuck? What do you mean?

What do you mean? What do you mean? That's a show. A-hole. Okay, hold on kids, kids. Come on. Is it, cause it's for squirt? No, it's for the little, what?

You don't want to find any more ones every couple of years? To reset the little, like. That's our so fucking confused. Thank you, K. The little jelly thing. Like the little octopus girl, she's also fucking confused. Thank you. Thank you. They debunked that more squirting thing. Like the little octopus girl, she's scared. And she's in the group where they go, they touch the butt.

It's Neymos friends from school. And she gets scared and she inks. And then she goes, oh, you guys made me ink. Stop saying she inks and you guys made me ink. That's what happens in the box. Oh, I just had lunch. Truly one of the best moments of the movie. I do want to see a scene.

Okay. The two of you are coming up with a new Pixar movie and you're trying to figure out what territory has not yet been covered to make a new movie. Toys. Fuck. Sorry. No. new, a new movie. Toys, fuck, sorry, no. Um, we just, we can't do toys again. Caveman is caveman is a two.

Another studio. Nope. Yeah, they did that. Fuck, they did that. Goddamnit. Chock, chock the talks. Like, we haven't done... We haven't done...

We haven't done... Chock, chock, chock, chock. We haven't done that yet. No one's done chock. Write chock down. Write, eras. With what? Write chock down. Fuck. Talk talk talk talk talk. We haven't done that yet. No one's on chalk right Chalkdown right took the air what right? Chalk down Fuck

Okay, okay. What about you? What about the states? What about the states? Oh, they're all Anthropomorphic states and they're like yeah I'm just taking notes here, but Texas What I'm sorry what's happening just reminding you about Texas oh No, yeah, he's he means the Texas laws We have this country so just yeah, there's a no, oh, and they do think that they're the lone star state. Yeah puppets, no No puppets is done Okay, let's think about this. Let's think about this in more broad strokes.

Have we done space? Yes, of course. Yes, of course. Obviously. Have we done when you like walk your little like your two fingers and they look like legs? What if we did a movie about fingers as people finger leg people finger leg people. Yes, that's good. I know I'm just taking notes here Fingerleg people, fingerleg people, yes, that's good. I know I'm just taking notes here. Sir, there's something you said a moment ago. You said, I know you're taking notes, but you're also the CEO and we could really use your help. I'm sorry, I just, I hate my own idea, so that's why I hired you to.

You said broad strokes. What if we had up like four women paint brushes and we call it broad strokes? No, that's just going to work. We had that idea, but we couldn't write it down. So it's ridiculous. What about an Irish girl immigrant? She comes to the United States and something happens.

Let's make her be this. She'd keep the Irish, cut the girl, make her a zebra, and she'll go to space. Already did space. No one's done that. Irish zebra in space. Already did space. No one's done that. I already said that. I already said that. Yeah, they said that.

Madagascar already did that. You are also wearing a light year T-shirt right now. Okay, okay, okay. Hey, look, there's no bad ideas in brainstorming. We don't have any ideas yet. Brings a brainstorm. What hasn't talked yet? Shirt.

Shirt. Shirt. Shirt's talking to fruit. Frit-o-loom, the movie. Okay. Shirt! Shirt! Shirt! Shirt! Shirt! Shirt! Shirt! Shirt! Shirt!

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But when I hear drumming on my roof, I always come up for air. What am I? I was gonna say money, but the last part kind of took that away. Is it like a go-for-paradog, mole? Some sort of creature? Yeah, you're totally on the right track, sure. Okay, or worth earthworm. Oh Yeah, it's a worm. Wow, I'd like to see a scene You are worm and you know when worms split in half because I have two hearts and they become two worms You are one worm and then the two you're gonna become two worms and go your separate ways. Okay. Uh, I'm Jim.

Oh, but that was you. You used to be me. You were also Jim up until seconds ago. Now you're Jeff. Now I'm Jeff. Mm-hmm. I mean, you'll always be Jim, but you know, that gets confusing in the Earthworm community.

So now you're just... Plus, I didn't get to be Jim Jeffries. That's already a guy. Yeah, and I can be Earthworm Jim. So that's why I'm just gymmy worms. Okay. Okay. Well, what happened?

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So we used to be one thing. And then he now got eight, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, now he got ready you. And now you are you. And now I'm going to go get drunk down the street now. Hold on. To glossing over the gut rid of you part. I'm half of your body.

Hey, you know, can you comprehend my tozes? We don't have toes. Oh boy, how about bisecting? Do you know what bisecting is? Context clues would tell me it's, let's see, bicycle and sectional. So some sort of, I don't know, like a bicycle that's also a couch.

I mean, I guess that could work. Why do you have a beach? Shit, that should be the new Pixar movie. Ha ha ha that scene. Oh, you can, I'm not sure, everybody just relax. Okay. You can do me, eat me, or be in me. If you do me, it'll take a while. If you're in me, you've got a problem on your hand.

And if you eat me, you're in for a uniquely salty snack. What am I? Aaron, I want to say cream cheese. Yeah. Don't though. Don't. You can do me. Do me eat me or be in me.

Are those the things? Yes. Okay, so something you can do, something you can eat and something you can be in. Trouble. Do me. Yeah, it's kind of a synonym for trouble Mm-hmm. Oh, is this that song off the mighty more compowering your soundtrack?

Who's it danger? Is it danger? No, it's like Fun way of saying it of saying danger or like you're gonna you're on a real You're in a pinch you're on a real pinch, urine, pinch, urinate. Pickle. Yeah. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Nice one, James.

Nice one. So wait, you can put a pickle in your ass and it feels what great is how the riddle point? Oh, hopefully I remembered to beep all of that. If not, sorry. Sorry, everybody. Just make sure it's a speared out of chip. You put a chip in your butt. It is lost of chip. You put a chip in your butt, it is lost of the...

With this famous Dave spicy chip pickles and... My weekend was ruined. We called it get lost in the sauce. You put sauce in there? Spicy. Two worlds alike as twins apart but for their pain. Huh? Is that the whole thing?

Window, a window. Nothing's funnier than just saying, huh? Is that the whole thing? Window, a window. Nothing's funnier than just saying, huh? Two worlds alike as twins apart, but for their pain. You're close with window, very close. This song's a video. This video's a video. This video's a video. This video's a video.

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That's what I would have called the parent trap. Does this have something to do with glass, Aaron? Yes. Okay, is it an hourglass? Oh, wow, that's a really great answer. I love that answer, but no. Okay, is it an hourglass? Oh, wow, that's a really great answer. I love that answer, but no. Okay. What is it?

It's like two houses alike in dignity. Two worlds alike is twins. That's the most helpful part, a part but for their pain. Is it the yin yin symbol? Is it the yin yin twins? No. Okay. Is it Lil Jon on the east side of the woods?

You're close with windows. You got really far away from that's little John to the window to the wall to the sweatshirt by ball. Oh, he's craw. Yeah, he's he's he's he's he's he's he got to. Okay, close to window close, but no cigars. Is it a cigar? No, what's close to the window? Oh the door the the lamp the made out of a similar material the man glass sand

Sunroof Screen door. It's it air it's similar to glass, but it's not glass not glass plastic Is it plastic? What are other things that are that are like glass, but it's not glass. It would make twins. Make twins. One make twins. Identical. Crystal. A mommy and a dad.

Sorry, I grew up with a friend, Crystal, and she had twins recently. Is it what kind of glass makes something too? A mirror. A mirror. Yes, a mirror. I'd like to see a scene. A mirror. Adel, you are a guy looking in the mirror.

And JBC, you're his reflection, but you're not doing a very good job. Really matching him and his energy. Ooh, sorry, why am I mirroring mirror on the wall? Who's the mirror? Oh, do I never heard audio with my reflection? Do I sound like that? Just sound like that? Dail and just take a comb and put it through the grape seed oil in my... Squee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee- me just to check in on you me. The me? Oh yeah, I'm your friction.

How you come to be? Huh, are you familiar with my tozzies? I mean, I guess it kind of blows. Take your shoes off and see your little dozzies. I'm you, I'm you in the mirror, I'm just your reflection and your true self reflected back to you. Are you some sort of like haunted mirror? Is this like a fun mirror situation?

Neurimal mirror? Am you? I'm what you're like reflected back to you in an earnest way. Okay, well I guess this is. Could you look like a ghost? Thank you, look like, okay, okay. Could you guys?

Okay, I can't, I lost you, I lost you. Well that's because you can't see me. Oh, that sounds more like me. Yeah, does that sound like more like you? This is more like but open your eyes, but open your eyes. Hey, hey So do you see what's happening here? You think you're one way. Yeah, you're actually another way. I see So what happens? How about I'm gonna, okay, look, one second, grab this mirror off this wall. I'm gonna face this mirror to you, the mirror, and see what happens when my reflection is doubly reflected. So let's see. It looks in the mirror, yeah, we did this before. Hello. Hello. It's, it's even a little bit wish. Oh let's try something. Let's try

something here. Hello. Hello. Hi. So do you get you get what's happening you get the way you are and you get what you like right? You get what you get in there, not get it if that. Okay, that one's too. I'm hungry. Wish, with that one's hungry. I'm here at hungry. Okay. Oh no, maybe I am hungry, because that one's me.

So maybe you're hungry and you don't win it with me? You gotta give me the information that can't be seen on. Yeah, I guess I could eat if I'm really kind of stuck. Stop being what you're acting like. Oh, now that second mirror is just a mouse and glasses. See. My voice felt bad in my body.

Felt bad. Yeah, it felt right at home in mind. That's interesting. It's not interesting how it felt like everybody was coming home. It felt like little monkey bones all the way down. Mm-hmm. I'm like, you know. History's greatest library of fiction and of fact, we will fill it up with food and rage and pictures of our cats. Instagram. The cloud.

You're close, really close with both. Be more gentle. What was that big library in, I wanna say, Alex and Dretta, or somewhere, this big library in Turkey or Istanbul or something that burned down and we lost, I want to say 99% of what happened average. The only thing we retained was Dr. Seuss.

Yeah, just like when the hanging gardens of Babylon burnt down and we lost all of our gardens. All the hanging gardens. Now we can't go into hang, all the gardens now are just in the fucking ground. They won't talk, they don't hang out anymore. They don't smoke big gardens. No we can't go into hang. All the gardens now are just in the fucking ground. They won't talk. They don't hang out anymore. They don't smoke big gardens.

No leather jackets for the plants. No fucking around with the boys gardens. Uh-huh. Also colossus at roads. That guy won't drive anymore. Yeah. He recourse. And there's the great pyramid of Giza.

Boy, Giza. Boy. G there's the great pyramid of Giza. Boy, Giza. Boy, Giza's love excitement. The streets, good, good, trash wrapper. Aaron, can you read it one more time? History's greatest library of fiction and of fact, we will fill it up with food and rage and pictures of our cats. Egypt. Now you're so close at the beginning of this.

You I Is it with the first guesses? Is it Egyptian with the video? Even more general. So the first guess was Instagram and the cloud and the cloud. So is it just the internet? It's the internet. Like the technology is it?

Yeah, Adela, your man in like 1999 or whatever and you're meeting the internet played by JPC for the first time ever. Alright, and let's put in this free trial, whatever this was that came in the mail and pop that in. Close my CD ROM, which of course stands for Open O' Time It starting. Eww! Aaaaah! Hello! Oh, uh, hello.

Welcome to the internet. Thank you. How, uh, can I... Should I make small talk or can I start searching or... Anything you want can be yours with just a click. Uh, I want to talk to single other singles. Okay, you're using it wrong. No, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm so sick of this.

I'm so sick. I wonder for, I'm a technology. Okay. Information, the world of every at your fingertips. Okay. What do you want to do? Uh, I want to talk to married people. Ah boy, you know, can you, maybe you want to use the internet with your little less horny, huh?

Maybe we can do something because of a little less horny. Sure, sure, sure. Okay, I know. I've heard of this thing called Geocity. So I want to make a Geocity's page. And I want to do that. Okay, we can do that. Little flash graphics of like a skeleton or like a flame or something okay skeleton flame what kind of

content do you want to put on your geos at his page um chat for singles oh boy no there's already a million of those you don't need to take me to take me to that enter enter enter enter stop hitting enter all that does is clog up my feet okay well then I'm gonna I'm gonna ruin your hats And I'm gonna hit caps lock and I can't take off your hat. Hey, please turn caps lock off I don't want to talk like this undo undo Maybe I need to talk to someone else shift Hello

Hello, now we're talking to you. Goodbye. Yes, I'm already voice I miss going need. Just two more riddles and then we're going to go to break, okay? Okay, yes. I am the invisible man seen far and wide across the land. Kevin Bacon. Nope, I have a container of your bubbling beer, light bender to the troubled sear. Holes in your wall, I gladly fill, and two of me will block the chill.

I'll carry color and holy tail, but drop me and I'm sure to fail. And though we're different as two can be, you may just see yourself in me. What am I? Mirror again? No. Is this one glass?

Yeah. That's a glass. All right, here we go. What's the one about glass? Wait, hold on, what's the line in there about plugging your walls or something? Holes in your walls, I'll gladly fill windows. Oh, so those are holes.

Okay. Yeah, you didn't know that? You only put in a window when you accidentally make a hole in there, so. Yeah, if you punch a hole through a wall, you're like, fuck, I guess it's a fist size hole. I guess we could just put a window in there, a little window. Oh, fantastic.

That is more. Okay. And uncle, a brother, an author, a poet, a husband, a lover, and wouldn't you know it? A burglar, a kidnapper, a friend of raccoons, and all of his law, and boy, our D can, cans are strewn and by law and I mean camp made of tarps leaves and stones with human size nests made of rage squirrel rage and squirrel bones raise a glass to a real shit bird miscreant fuck you mean he's a fan favorite that's just JPC's luck. Okay, this is either the entire roster

of characters in Canabary Tales. Or, this is JP Riddles. Canabary Tales? I don't want to see a scene. Oh, I thought it was Matthew Broderick. I do want to see a scene. Aaron, you and I are the Nesan F.U. JPC, you are JP Ridd riddles and you are trying to read us for because we have to Read it or know about it for a school project. You're trying to read to us the canterbury tales or what you think is the canterbury tales

Uncle JP, please all right all right calm down calm down your parents are gonna be here with the ransom money any minute now So we don't have much time Whoa, okay, wait you gave us a ransom note from them though You said we had to pay up for them, so you're playing us off your leveraging ransoms You're both gonna give me ransom. It's ransom from them. It's ransom. Have you heard I'm not gonna sit here on night and explain You, the concept of double ransom? Your parents said you have a test tomorrow on the... Camadal... Camadal... Camadal...

Camadal... Mr. Riddles, are you wearing... Camadaberry tails. Uh, swimmies on your arm to float in the pool. No, that's skin. Loose skin. Oh. Is that a pool noodle in your pants or are you just happy to see it?

You know how a bear stores up by eating a lot of, you know, nuts and leaves and a rough edge shot for the winter. Sure, a proper edge shot. They can have an edge. Yeah. Yeah, you see one of those motherfuckers. You tell them, give me my ransom money, okay? Because I got a couple of bears ransom to the basement as well.

I want all kinds of ransom schemes this weekend. That explains the trail of honey up to your bedroom. Okay. Well, it doesn't, it doesn't. Test on the Canterbury Tales tomorrow. Can you let me play Mr. Riddle? I'll play Mr. Riddle. Let's just keep up. All right, ah, the Canterbury Canterbury...

Canterbury. Okay, let's put on the makeup. Okay, let me get my makeup kit out, Blush. English, Mr. Riddle. This is English? Well, it's not all cracked up to me. Let me tell you that. I've heard a lot of hype about this thing,

and it seems like it's just squibbles on pages. No, you've actually read Cadbury Eggs. And is it true you used to go by the name Squibbles in your younger days? Absolutely. I used to go by Squibbles, and I used to read Cadbury eggs and clubs. I feel like, ooh, Cadbury egg, you showed up looking all egg-shaped,

made out of chocolate. Look at your egg-shaped chocolate ass. And then everyone would go, oh, JP riddles. Okay, squibbles, he's got it. His kids still got it. Best reading the business. All right, here we go. You once made a scrambled Cadbury eggs

when we were kids, and we had to go to the hospital. You're still kids? Oh. All right, here we go. You once made a scrambled catberry eggs when we were kids and we had to go to the hospital. You're still kids. Oh. Alright, here we go. Ah, here we go. The scrambledberry eggs or whatever, whatever you kids said. So one summer, there was a night and he's going all the way with this chick he met on the internet. Oh, and I'm talking ever, I mean, they're going to do everything together. Oh, yeah I'm talking ever I mean they're gonna do everything together. Oh, yeah your kids

So it doesn't matter. Do you you find out what you're 22 or you never find out that's fine as well Anyway, where was I so anyway? You should get pregnant right and they don't do right because they find out that it's gonna be twins a little boy Little girl, okay, so they send them off to live with their aunt and uncle, even though it's a quote unquote, aunt and uncle, because everybody knows that those two little miscreants, that's old squibbles as babies.

I mean, the knight who's going to the town, in any way, she keeps making these wild excuses to hang out with them and spend time with them, because he's curious in how they're developing and when their powers are gonna activate, because it's usually around your age that they really start snapping in, making all the synapses fire. Anyway, he loves him very much, he just doesn't really know how to talk about it because he was raised by raccoons in a society that's very different from the creature

comforts that you've grown to expect. So, see- Mr. Reddell, is it true you set off every metal detector and no one knows why? Every metal detector in the world, even the ones I don't pass through because you're always kind of passing through them. If you believe in a non-linear sense of time. Mr. Reddles, is it true you wrote the screenplay for set it off? I wrote the screenplay for drum line and then Nick Cannon got his grubby little hands on it and he fucking ruined it.

It was supposed to be beautiful. It was a man in love with a drum and in love with a squirrel. It doesn't matter. We're getting far-failed and I've got an audition for Wild and Out in 20 minutes so I really have to be on my egg. Wait, do you want to practice? Yeah please. Oh wait, so there's a game that they play where a Cadbury egg walks out on my egg. Wait, do you want to practice? Yeah, please. All right, so there's a game that they play

where a catberry egg walks out on the stage. And everybody has to take their turns reading that catberry egg. Okay, let's just do a couple. Okay, so you be the catberry egg. Okay. Look at your catberry egg ass. All egg shaped, made of chocolate.

You look disgusting. Okay. He's crying, Mr. R Riddles that means it did it right Morning we have to go to school now, but before we go. What do you think we've been doing? This is school. Oh, no, you think I'm doing this cuz I like it wait wait mr. Riddles pick up that piece of chalk I think it was saying something Well, who can't kill me here? No piece of chalk. What do you have to say what do you have to say? You're fucking wrong You're a liar

I think my power's activated I think white power is activated. I can hear chalk, doc. I can't wait till a kid tells me that they think the powers have activated. Well, thank you, Cameron from Virginia for those amazing original reddles. Thank you very much. I really appreciate you writing them. Truly fantastic. You know, we're going to go to quick break and then we have it. I'm sorry, I'm looking at the mirror right now. This is just what my beer itself sounds like. Thank you to Angie for sponsoring this head gum podcast. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your home projects done well. Indeed. So if you own a home, you know how much work it can take, whether it's everyday maintenance and repairs or making dream projects a reality.

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Yeah. And sometimes he gets stuck while this time. I mean, it might be so. Eric, let's not think like that. Let's not think like that. Okay, because that's a negative spiral and that's gonna lead us to needing more better help. I mean, if you think that conventional therapy

is the only way to do therapy, then I beg of you. Have one of your best friends in this world get stuck? It can't cost too, and they can't find where the zipper starts. I can't cost to them. And they can't find where the zipper starts. I don't know if we mentioned that, but that's one of the biggest problems. It's all zipped up. Okay.

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staff. It looks like the cat costume was 10% off. So 90% to go pray for our friend. It's not enough. It's not enough. It's barely the toes. I thought it'd be a normal life. I'm having a great time. Hey, GPC, you know how we're having a really hard day because Adel's stuck in a cat costume and we're all really worried about him. Cat costume, yeah. Can I cheer myself up by talking about my absolute favorite app on my phone that's completely helped reorganize my finances and prevent me from overspending on subscriptions

I forgot about. I mean, you can certainly try, Aaron. I hope you talking about your favorite app kind of brings focus away from my favorite app that I'm unfortunately just updating yesterday. And let's get your friend out of a cat costume, the app. Well, I'll talk about my thing. Rock it by the way. I'll talk about your thing. I'll talk about my thing. Rock and money, the personal finance app

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And they will do it for you so you don't even have to go through rock and money. They'll go, do you want us to cancel this for you? And they will do it for you. So you don't even have to go through the headache of all that. I just can't stop myself from thinking about how useful an app like this would have been for Adel. He could have canceled his subscription to Big and Tall Cat Gentleman. And we might not ever be at a situation where he got a full size adult cat costume to get something.

You can't even think about, stop, stop. I can't even think about it. I just want to let you know that RocketMoney has been so helpful to me, especially what I'm doing taxes, because it color codes and organizes all your expenses and let them, they let you know if they've seen anything suspicious. It is so good. I love it so much and I recommend it to all of my friends. I mean, and RocketM money has over three million users and counting and their customers saved an average of $720 a year. And to put that in perspective,

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Rocketmoney.com-rittle. I don't want to love to this. He would love to talk about it. He would love to. He would love to. And he's not gone, but he is stuck. Ericcat costume. Hey, Rick, oh, Rick. Hey, good morning, JPC and Aaron. I made a saw breakfast. I thought we could all eat grape nuts just because I know that's our favorite cereal.

I feel like as I'm eating the grape nuts, it doesn't taste like grape nuts. It tastes like it's a little more grainy than grape nuts, a little more loose, a little more sort of tiny. Why did you say good morning to us when we're like 40 minutes into this episode? Yeah, I'm freaked out. I'm actually, I'm calling and I'm feeling right now. So weird, right? Like, is it me?

Oh, no, so I just woke up. Sorry, I just woke up halfway through this episode. Oh my god You've been sleep talking this whole episode Everything is making sense Which is okay never mind well I was woken up by the Sandman the proverbial Sandman even he doesn't want me to spend this much time in his realm Right nuts I'm eating

much time in his realm. And I rape nuts. I mean it. Yeah, great. Well, it's a bowl of sand. It's Andy. It's Andy's here. The cool thing is I can just, you could just, I just, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I This Hayden Church you rascal. Remember in sideways when they kept cutting off his hand and then it would regenerate? Yeah.

You know, sideways. Well, there's the incredible sideways and the amazing sideways. Please let them make that movie. Please let them do it amazing sideways. I just realized that the two lead characters in sideways were both in Spider-Man movies. That's a fun little trivia. Wow. Paul Giamani was the rhinoceros.

Is that the puzzle you brought for us today? The puzzle is to pre-empt my game with a different, entirely different game that I now have to make up on the spot. So you got that good job. And I'm sorry, I just want to take a brief five seconds to apologize to the audience for saying those are the two leads of sideways. When we all know Sandra O.

Is the true star of the film. Thank you so much. As she been in a Marvel movie, yes, that's she was a lecturer. Sandy, what do you have for us today? Wow. Nothing, nothing, I'm gonna fall back on my original idea here. I think I can't run with a Sandra O as a lecturer. Oh, Sandra O as a lecturer. I like it. I have something else. I'm so excited.

I trademarked it and even I hate it. I brought a game today called, I don't have any product, actually. It's about musicians and hit singles. And the way it works is, I'm going to give you a sentence that I've made up and leave two blanks in the sentence. One of the blanks will be the name of an artist, a musical artist, and one of the blanks will be the name of a hit single by that artist.

And if you fill in those blanks properly, the sentence will make sense. Now, we are dealing with homophones here. So, it's not necessarily the right spelling that comes from the band, but the sound should be taken once heard out loud, should be taken to complete the sentence. Sandy, could we possibly get an example? Yes. Great setup. Now, I, I, in written out, it's a lot easier to say.

This blank is the artist and this blanks the musician, or this blanks the song, but it's a little harder for me to say that out loud. So I think I'm just gonna start by saying two blanks. If it ends up being too difficult, we'll figure out a way to make it easier. So for example, I once got attacked by this blank underwater, and it almost gave me a blank attack.

Seal kiss from a rose. I almost, I once got attacked by the seal underwater, and it once gave me a kiss by a rose attack. No. What's another thing you might find underwater that is also the name of a band. I'm sorry, a name of a song by a, oh, is it?

Actually, it's gonna be easier to go with the second blank, which is one before attack. Massive attack. Heart, heart, oh, massive. Barricuda. Barricuda. I once got attacked by this bear. Oh, and it almost gave me a heart attack.

Okay. And I'm calling my shot right now. I'm in about to get all of these right. All right, Aaron. Wow. I believe in you. Before we get too many emails to also, of course, some of these are apoks are full.

So if you do that means if you do reach out, apoks on you and your house. Apoks fill only fill off your face. Yes. Only if your name is filled. Apoks on you fill. Yes. Okay.

Let's do another one that is pretty literal in terms of the words where you're filling in and then we'll go on to some homophones later on. Okay. If you're allergic to bees, a single blank can put you into anaphylactic shock making blank truly difficult. Okay, I already know the song. If you're allergic to be these ripper homes and getting caught in the rain. Go ahead, Aaron, you had it right. Sting fields of gold.

Sting rose a breed. Rose. Rose and I have to make an apology right after that. This is technically not accurate. It's partially accurate. You'll see what I mean. So it's sting, but it shouldn't be sting. It should be the police You don't have to tweet

Don't tweet at me So put you into anaphylactic shock making blank truly difficult making What's wrong about I'll remember the police making a comment. Every breath you take. Every breath you take. Every breath you take. Difficult. Okay.

I would say it's a stage song. Everyone saw me get that. And the dismount was incredible. I landed perfectly and everyone cheered. And I would say it's a puff daddy in the family song. Amen. All right. This construction project is dangerous.

You might get blank driving in all those extremely long blanks. You might get men it worked by all those extremely long safety things. Mind down. Get hit. Cars. Just what I needed. This project is dangerous. This construction project is dangerous. You might get blank driving at all those extremely long blanks whiplash I Shouldn't say blanks extremely long blank. You might get your hair whipped back and forth by all those willow smiths

You got Somebody understood the azivet The extremely long are is the band name it and then you might get blank is the song What is something that you drive in at a construction project truck? No, no, not drive drive in like wood hammer in. Oh hammer nail hammer nails. Oh nine inch nails. Nine inch nail hurt hurt hurt. You might get hurt Talked like an animal Amazing not the title of the song For 10 okay, I'm really happy for me

The diamond that sits in the crown of the blank was forged in the earth after being blank for thousands of years Yeah, it was fat-bond of girls for thousands of years Under pressure it would be a fresh featuring David Bowie. Featuring David Bowie. Right. I didn't include the featuring David Bowie part. The car, the car. Okay, now we're going to do something that's less literal, more, more homophonic, homophonic.

The cars, the car, Jacker's finger blank were found on the blank parked outside. Finger prints, prints and it's a cold November. It's not a little red cord. were found on the blank parked outside. Fingerprints. Prince. And it's a cold November. It's not a little red Corvette. No, it's not that. It's a raspberry beret. That's a raspberry beret. Thank you, Marin.

That's exactly what I was trying to get. Yeah, yeah, you got it. It's the prince little red Corvette. The fingerprints are found on the Corvette. Thank you, Sandy. But I will say Red Corvette. The fingerprints were found on the Corvette last time. But I will say, I didn't want to say that. I wanted to say, Resbury, Beret.

So I have to give the point to Aaron there because she said the answer that I was looking for. And I have to say, and I just have to say legally, with all the NDAs he made people sign, nobody saw anyone fingerprints. It was all the little, that's good stories. He's dead. You know what, if so, they could have found

the fingerprints on the cream parked outside. No, yeah. Okay, all right. Let's go on. Whenever I walk into a very fancy house, I look up and blank lit up blank chandelier. I see you. I like a chandelier. I see a chandelier. Shandy. That's the best one yet. That's really good. Wow.

She got it. She got it. I got it. Aaron, you got that so fast. Aaron, that was incredible. That was incredible. Aaron, would you mind in the future while we're doing these, if I point this picture speed gun at you so I could just clock out faster getting these? Because we could break records. But careful, it's going to burst into flames. I'm going so fast. Yeah, it's going to be a great. It's not even going to bring it.

Hey, look out. Hey, Adel, what's the name of the coverly fast picture? Just a baseball ball. A roll of this Chapman. Like more more modern Roger Clemens. No, Ryan. Come on. Roger. Special page.

No, what did you say? There's a Japanese guy who's really good. Oh, that's a show. Show Hayotani. You okay. Look out. Show Hayotani.

Aaron's on the case. You guys, you were barely ducked under the table having the conversation. We can see you. We can hear you. That wasn't a real aside. Uh-oh. As I, all right, listen closely, as I under blank it, actually, let me restart, as I under blank it, red blanks are the most resistant to melting. This has got to be Eminem by stand, baby. This is got to be Eminem by stand.

Matisse, as I understand it, red Eminem's are the most resistant to melting. All done. I got it. No, no, seven. That was a one of seven featuring Dito. And I think I might have fixed your eyes, JPC. I got you right in the eyes with those lasers.

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A whole. A whole garbage does. I'm only happy with it whole a whole a whole I'm a garbage does I'm only have a garbage saw oh no but they also do a stupid girl that dumps stupid girl yes yes yes through I'm working the garbage I didn't say it man it's not me saying it I didn't call your dumb and stupid it's just this is the so to sum up from you that's right no not yeah don't shoot the messenger my favorite bit is um going to see garbage open up for someone This is the sort of puzzle. I'm hearing it from you. That's right. No, not yet. Don't shoot the messenger. My favorite bit is going to see garbage open up for someone like Hellenic Morsehet

and turning to people during the opening set by garbage and going, this band is fucking garbage. My favorite bit is when I go see a band of entirely made up of vacuum cleaners and I yell, this band sucks. Nice. I like that too. Huh, that's in the Catskills or 1960s. Opening for any young man. Okay, if I, sorry, I was a bad sibling, but blank, I would blank my stuff more often with my little sister. I was a bad sibling, but blank, I would blank my stuff more often. If I could turn back time, I would share. I'll ever

share. You got it. What's your name? That's so good. I'm not gonna ask you over my room room? Snap out of it. Yeah. Again, my theory that he must do it impressions and share impressions are the same is. It's a cool guy. They'll give you the moon, man. It turned back. I believe in life after love, man. I love marriage.

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And blank, blank. That, over. Dude. And then, Skyfall. Someone like you. It is like, overheard his clothes or at all. It's like, heard it from a friend.

Heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend Auroio Speedwagon. You're dude getting an Auroio speed wagon. What's this Adele song? Oh my god. I hate the What's another word for gossip Shit, I want to scream no rumors. Yes, rumor has it Could it be? It's not a rumor. Could it be, um, could our notes weren't snigger? Do like, I robot competitor commercials and say,

it's not a rumor. No, but it's something we can pitch today. I know he's busy. No, it's not possible. James, I'm so sorry. Denmark gave you a 0.2 on that. The fuck did they know about advertising? Fuck it, Denmark? Well, are you kidding me? They have. The fuck did they know about advertising? Fuckin' Denmark?

Well, are you kidding me? They have. The Danish has done pretty well. Aaron, what's that? Yes, the Danish. You pick with it. Straight, Dane, Hamlet. Okay, you know what?

Maybe one more Sandy. Maybe just one more. We'll take one more, please. Yeah, unfortunately we did have time for two, but I had to do that Arnold Schwarzenegger, Rubathex. So. That's all right, leave some more for me.. Who can say who can say who is better? All right. All right. This one's a little tricky, but I think it's going to pay off in the end.

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She's in the shed, Sharon. Shed. She really put your result in the real. Wow. Resulting in a really lovely, there's girl. Shape of, sh-you.

Oh, you, oh, you.. She's a girl. Oh, you know. And she's a little bit of a love and that Englishman. Get some of that. I can't believe it. Maybe. That can't be right. That can't be right. The sculptor turned farmer was in the shed shearing that female sheep, resulting in a

really lovely shape of you. Incredible. That's so good. That one is so good. That one's so good. That one's so good. It almost makes what we're about to do to you. Make us look bad. Sandy run.

Sandy run. Run, Sandy. But Sandy, no, you don't have to run yet. You will need to run soon. But we will before you have to run, we will let you say anything that you have to plug. Okay, that's really nice of you. I tend to stop my stomach. No, not you want to be loose because of the running.

Oh, no, okay. Well, I'll do it. I'll do my best. So like I said the last couple times, I'm still running my newsletter and patron-based community called signals. It's at signals.fun, where I post original puzzles every month, actually more than once a month,

including some more robust complex puzzles, which I call mysteries. That's signals.fun. I am also on Instagram putting out mid-journey prompt mantos where I mash up two phrases and make a image out of it, mid-Journey image, AI-generated art, and have you guess what it is. That's my main outlet these days also working on a bunch of projects.

And the Instagram is Mystery League, correct? Yeah, Mystery League one word, yeah. By the time this air is probably some stuff has been released that I can't talk about. Yeah, but one thing I can't talk about is this ARG that's been going on for a while for a musician named Watsky. He's buried a bunch of stuff around the world and we put together some puzzles to help people go find it. So if you're looking for that just Google Watsky ARG

and you'll find your way. And of course for people who don't know ARG stands for actual real girlfriend because whoever wins gets to date for the first time. So that should be fun. And we should also say for the series of last year's coat, of course, Banksy's son. Yes. Yeah. Actually, that is a mistake that has happened in my household where I've been talking about this with my kids and my son says, Oh, is that the guy that does the graffiti? Should Watts KB Banksy's wife like a wife Banksy?

And let's cover JPC and Sam. Yeah, I know. Oh no. All right, Adel, I have a really big question for you, and it's really serious, and it's really important, and I need you to be serious about it. The meaning of wife. Oh, actually, yes.

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I don't know how it goes anymore. Then maybe you want to listen to some podcasts, so check them out, download them, join the Patrons if you feel like you should and also join our Patreon. Why not? We have so much fun over there. It's Patreon.com slash. Hey, Rital, I have to assume. Aaron, do you have anything you'd like to plug?

Definitely check out the word association. I've been listening to it every week. I love it. Also, sitcom D&D is back for its new season. It's definitely the hard to remember, worked on a season. I think it's going to be really fun. You can also jump in at the beginning of season four, and you don't have to go back and listen if you don't want to. GPC, any review of the show you'd like to read? Boy, do I ever. I've got a review and this one's coming from Twizzly. Twizzly says, oh, and if you want to get a review

featured on the show, just leave us a five star review when you wear the U-reviews. Maybe I'll find it. Anywhere that you write reviews, maybe I'll find it, read it on the show, I'm reading this one from Twizzly, it says, do not listen to this. Don't listen to this podcast on public transportation,

walking down the street around your roommate or family members unless you want to look like a crazy person because you'll be laughing so hard. Genuinely, the amount of times I could not stop laughing on the NYC sub-white is atrocious. It's strangely in my comfort podcast probably because I haven't broken since a few of her, but so does everyone else. What's with this podcast? Five stars. Bonus review from my dad.

I can't get into it because they talk about their lives too much. I don't know about that. I'm nozy and I enjoy pet stories. I would say, yeah, it's probably pretty accurate. This is not for your dad. My dad does listen, and it's not for you, Larry. I get it. Your dad's in love with me. Wow.

I tell him to stop. I like him until I get to know him, and then I hate him. It's really fun because some people are like, oh, I'd much rather than talk than do riddles. And then 50% of people are like, I'd much rather than do riddles and talk. So no one's happy. That's our secret.

No one, man. It's all niche audiences. We will never have a mash finale again. Remember when mash had their finale and they had like 200 million viewers? Now it's like Game of Thrones is the biggest thing going and they have like, I don't know, 200,000 people at their peak.

No, I don't remember that I was born in 2006 and I'm getting younger every day. Yeah, Benjamin Button. Jupiter, bye. Bye, forever. Created by Apple, Revile. Sorry, Eric, and John Patrick Collins.

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