Hey Riddle Riddle - #270: Guess This Mess w/ Jon Mackey and David Brown

Episode Date: September 20, 2023

Welcome to our first ever episode of Guess this mess-A game show where friendship and riddles combine. Adal and JPC take on Jon Mackey and David Brown from the Depodcast with Brett Demott.  Who will win the Dunkin gift card in the end? Will Erin realize she forgot to send it while writing this description? Yes! Starring: Adal Rifai John Patrick Coan Erin Keif Guest Stars: Jon Mackey David Brown Editing by:  Casey Toney Theme by:  Arne Parrott Logo by:  Emily Kardamis & Emmaline Morris Want more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon! Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & prints Want to mail us something?  Hey Riddle Riddle  6351 W Montrose Ave #267 Chicago, IL, 60634 Want to leave us a voicemail? Call (805) RIDDLE-1 or (805-743-3531) Want to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fm This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/riddle and get on your way to being your best self    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a headgun podcast. I am so overly caffeinated right now. It feels like my bones are shaking. I've poisoned myself this morning. Everybody feels so sorry. Okay, so... What you said bones are not limbs. That's a very specific sensation to me.

No, it is so internal. You feel them like rattling. Hello and welcome to Guess This Mess. It's a game show I invented last night, that out of name, where two guys compete with two other guys to see who knows the answer to the most riddles and who knows each other the best. Everyone's already so stressed. Sorry. There's going to be two teams.

Team number one is Adelwefai and John Patrick Cohen from HeyRiddleRiddle. What is your relationship to each other and what is your relationship to riddles? Comworker and friend. Yeah, I was going to each other and what is your relationship to Riddles? A coworker and friend. Yeah, I was going to say neighbors and friends. Yeah, well, no, mine was not like neighbors and friends. Mine was one of us is a coworker to the other and the other one is a friend to the other. Oh yeah, and I know which one I am. I know which one I am, there's a point in saying that.

And what is your relationship with riddles like? Like, I'd say overall maybe person I'm frustrated with riddles? Got it. Yeah, and I've done 480 episodes of a riddle podcast, so there's nothing to me now. It's like breathing. It's like water off a duck's back. They don't even get me wet anymore. Oh.

Sorry, that was my duck. John, Mackie and David Brown from the DePodcast. It's a great comedy podcast that you should show up. I don't know if you can take a look at it. You should say that clearly. No. What is your relationship to each other? And then what is your relationship to each other and then what is your relationship to Riddles like?

I think I would classify as friends and creative partners. Oh, yeah. I like that. Yeah. Yeah. Also, big time we play video games together. I would say the order is game gaming friends and inperson friends, creative partners. For listeners, David is slowly showing rungs down the letter.

And the rung between gaming friends and in-person friends is too big for the screen. My hand went above and both. It's quite a distance. Since COVID lockdowns, David and I have seen each other seven times in real life. Not even that, probably six. Since since like COVID lockdowns David and I have seen each other Seven times in real life May not even that probably six and they were only for UFC fights I feel like an L.A. and WrestleMania six.

We're in WrestleMania again. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but we have technically talked to each other and hung out from maybe over 7,000 hours over the last Two years, so yeah, how did the two of you meet? Through comedy, UCB and LA, Dave's on a great sketch group called Private Street, who we saw all over the place at UCB LA. We were on a, for a minute, we were on a southern improv team together called Lord Willen. That's my only memory of a, of a scene from one of the shows that Dave did with that group was that he married a radio station. It was grounded though. It made sense. Yeah, the audience was crying when I don't want to be sure, both nodding like it. No, when you say it also, Mackie, I did join that group and then there was probably

two shows with that group after I joined it. So I think she may have killed it. Yeah. To call me the improv group killer. Yeah. Yeah. Dave was the nail in the coffin for Lord Roland. When we married a radio station in a show, we kind of all looked at each other and we're like, you know what? I think it's the... I think it's the... I think it makes you feel better. The nails are inserted after the person is dead.

So it sounds like that was dead a while ago and you were just fine. Yeah, so yeah, would Dave join the group? That was those were the nails in the coffin. Yeah. I was the one who say the same thing. It's noble of you to say that you killed the abrupt team, but the abrupt concept was a southern based abrupt team called Lord Willand. So I don't know the necessarily how many shows it really had in it to give to.

Shaking ground perhaps. Look, I'll tell you this, we were, we were, we were popular. All right. All the indie shows, all the indie shows, we did probably a hundred shows in the years that we were popular all the indie shows all the indie shows We did probably a hundred shows in the years that we were a group and wow Like it Monocene on a porch that's what it all started with I was gonna say cool. We could also just you know Sky paper could it have been gazebo?

Could it have been gazebo? Yeah. Well, we all saw them long. Literally every show starts with somebody being like, does anyone want more sweet tea? Literally every show was, if you cuss, somebody's gonna turn into your grandma and say, don't cuss out here. And if you're drinking anything,

somebody's gonna give you sweet tea. It's just, that's the extent of this, this, and John, you're from North Carolina, right? I am, I am, I am, I am. Yeah, I, as, as born in New York, but raised in North Carolina. Oh, fake Southern. Well, but you're also,

both of you are currently in, yeah, you're in Southern California. So that's that's the real South. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. It's the real South here. And, um, yeah, we, thank you.

Yeah, we are the, um, the true South here. Oh, okay. So I'm the podcast. Mississippi. Actually, Davis very much from Mississippi. Yeah, the butthole of the South as they call it. Okay, what is your relationship with riddles? How do you feel about riddles?

I look up the answers online and Dave gets mad. Well, yeah, I guess in game riddle world, you're very much like, we didn't figure this out. I'm going gonna look it up and then I yell at you. Yeah, that we played a couple of video games where there's like a puzzle that I'll give it 15 minutes and then I'll be like I just don't think there's a solution They're hiding the solution. They want you to look it up online and then and then Dave is like no. No. So he's persistent.

I'm not. I'll spend it. I don't know how long we're going to record, but each riddle I'm down for us to hold until I figure it out. That's all right. I'm here all day. Oh, also, we're both dumb as rocks. Yes.

We will get most of none of them. Is that the right way to say that? Yeah. OK, so you are in charge of keeping track of your own score. You get a point for every answer you get right. The winning team will get to choose between two $5 Dunkin' Donuts gift cards for one $10 Dunkin' Donuts gift card that you can share in hopes that you'll bring you together.

Oh, that's sweet. You'll get to the next. If you guys get to one gift card, then the next time there's like a UFC fight or a WrestleMania, you could have dug a doughnuts together. That's fun. Yeah. That's so awesome. I can't wait to use that card with you in six to 12 months. Half the questions are riddles.

And the other half are like newlywed style questions about each other. Okay, great. And for the riddles, yes, Adel? Can we have five seconds each to come up with a team name? Oh, I would love that. JPC, say any word. One, two, three. Topoggan.

We're worth to, potato topoggan. Okay, that's going to be a pain to say. I can't wait. Dave, come up with our team name. Piss. Did you see the riddles and then for the newlywed style questions, we're going to popcorn back and forth between people and then you can text me your answer and if your partner gets that answer right then you can. Okay, got it. Great. Wait, wait, what? No, no John, I already said great. Explaining things, I'm very good, I'm very good, you found everyone understands. I heard him say great, so'm very good at explaining things. I'm very good. I'm very good.

Everyone understands. I heard him say great. So we can't go back now. So for riddles, you're going to buzz in. Oh, good buzz. You go buzz. And then you get to give your answer. But for, I'm not, this is not one of the questions.

But if I were to go like, John, what's David's favorite color? Then David would text me his favorite color. And then you'd have to guess right? She's not gonna get any of these You have to be what's his favorite video game and even then I don't know what's John's druid's favorite shirt I could probably nail that This is this is my favorite part about video game friends these people have like hung out together for 40,000 hours And then you're like hey like what's one thing about him?

And you're like, oh man, Jesus Christ. He's got a mom. I think he has a mom. I was about to say, I think he has a mom. It leans to heavily on Mano. No, no. No, no. All right, we're going to start with a little potato tobagan.

Are you ready? Yes. Okay, sorry, you ready? Tobagan, yes, Tobagan. Yes, potato, tobagan. Are you ready? Yes. Okay. So are you ready? Yes. Yes. Potato. Tobog. It means no worries. I'm going to start with an easy riddle. Okay. What is full of holds? What is full of holes, but still holds water? Buzz buzz. Addled. Is that a sponge? Yes. Oh come on

I mean I'm a process the words for you to do it. Yeah, I literally I I I Look can we argue the cut? Can we argue that I would say sponges have pits not holes if I'm being honest, okay? Yeah, they're porous, but they don't go all the way through. Yeah, so that one that would work. Still zero to zero. Okay, all right, then no point. Zero zero.

No point awarded. All right, that's a good step. Does a hole, does a hole does it have to go all the way through though? Because if you dig a hole, that doesn't go to like. Is a belly button a hole? Because if it's not, then this. Do not do nostrils or ears go all the way through. Yes. We not know what a hole is.

I think we've we've all said the wrong word this whole time. I don't think their holes are little tiny crevasses. Yeah. But but caves. Yeah, they're little caves. Wow, man. Well, no, all right, look, no, I'll retract my... Yes, that does make sense, no.

I'll retract my challenge. Hey, good challenge though. I like the child like this. I like to start the pattern of arguing about whether any answer is correct. This is like the NFL where it's like, you get one challenge and then if you, if it's wrong, you get your time out taking away. I'm glad Jon retracted that challenge because I was about

to like absolutely break down over the concept of holes not being what I thought they were for 34 years. Oh, but holes are not what they are. Oh, God, there's all time. Okay, so David and Adel are going to text me their answer to this and JPC and John, you're gonna guess for your partner's answer. What is your partner's favorite Nicholas Cage movie? Oh, wait, it's the... Oh, right. I'm not dumb, I came from...

He just got a Google letter. Oh, it's Cage. Man, I think I think I think I know Addles, but I'll say that I'm like I'm I'm I'm I don't have you texted me okay, I don't know my god he's been so many it's hard to scroll it was the name of it. Yeah, there was a good 15 years where he really needed money. So that's that's gonna be a huge problem. Okay, I got it. I of it. Yeah, there was a good 15 years where he really needed money. So that's going to be a huge problem.

Okay, I got it. I got it. I got my phones and airplane mode. That's why nothing you're working. So Jack was, yeah, I was hosting from home and he's like, I'm still in bed. Okay. Okay. Okay, can I go still in bed. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Can I go, Aaron? Yes, you may go. I think what Addle would say in this situation is, I think he would say face off. Okay. That is incorrect. He said raising Arizona. Oh, I want legit, legit good versus like fun good.

Cause face off to me is the fun good answer, but raising Arizona is the legit good one. I would watch face off any day of the week, anytime. It's the best. Even on Tuesday. Even on Tuesday. I love it. Wow. Right now.

All right. John, what do you think David's favorite? I'm gonna say because I think it is, it's probably my favorite. Conair. Smart way to play the game. You got it. You got it. You got it.

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Give them a place one one. It's one to one. It's one to one. It's one to one a fine one of one What question can you never answer yes to buzz? do it Can you never answer yes to buzz? Are you awake? Are you sleeping? One of those? Are you sleeping? Are you awake? Yeah, are you asleep yet? He buzzed in and you run the third word of that. You hadn't even finished it. You said the next riddle is and he said buzz.

That's all I heard it. That's a, that's a, that's a, that's a really good buzz. We can mock the replay. There as well. So still one of those. That's the speed that my brain processes information, but not everyone else is I guess. Yeah. She says them and then, but we just both drift off like this into nowhere's bill waiting for our brain to talk.

That point doesn't count then. I'm not trying to be rude at all, but just notice that I have two points and I enjoy films such as Raising your Azona. And then Johnny David, you have a guy in that puzzle. Wow, wow, wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just gonna say buzz as soon as it starts next time and then to make y'all wait. I enjoy, I enjoy films.

You enjoy movies. Yeah, you never said there's a timer on how long we had to answer. So as long as we say buzz, we can just hold. We can. Uh, what is it when they do in a congress? That's a filibuster. Yeah, okay. Have to keep talking.

You can't leave silence. Just like a filibuster. You got to keep going. Okay, okay. Okay. Sorry. Um, okay, okay. Sorry. Okay, so JPC and John, you're gonna text me your answers. Okay. What is your partner's favorite city in the United States?

Oh, this is tough. This is tough because Adel has gone to so many cities in the United States. No, but JPC, it's your answer. Oh, I'm guessing for, I'm guessing JPC and John are gonna text me. Wait, so I'm saying what my favorite city is. Yes. And JPC, you are gonna text me your favorite city. I'm gonna text you my favorite city.

And the United States, got it. Yeah, and John, you text me your favorite city. Oh, yeah, by the way, no cheating. I know you have your phone in front of you, but this is not an open book test. That's my favorite part of Jeopardy. When they're like, hey, by the way, no cheating, okay. They say it off the top of every show. Yeah, we say it every week and every week,

why do you mother fuckers? Your phone downs, Ken Jennings. That's how you're one of those episodes. Oh, this is hard. This is hard. Is it a spelling issue, John? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I did it. It's the same thing because it's like, is Los Angeles L-O-A-S. L-A-S. It's like L-A-L-A. I don't know. You are free to guess, L.A. I don't you are free to guess. And is this and what I'm sorry was that this in the whole world or just the United States. Did you just deny that just you know it says?

Oh, damn. And are we doing continental or can we do the can we do like a the 48 plus you know Hawaii Alaska? Can we do territories? Yeah. Or is it just Hawaii only? It's just Hawaii. I guess it's like favorite.

Aaron, I'm gonna say Louisiana purchase for JPC. And I think that covers why it's such a smart answer. I'll go ahead and get you. For JPC, here's gonna be my real guess, but I do wanna preface this by saying, I know, not for a fact, but I'm pretty sure JPC's favorite parts of the US are like a lot of national parks because he's been to a lot of them. So it's hard to think of like a specific city.

I want to say maybe somewhere in Colorado, but I'm going to go off. I don't care. I don't care. They give any cities. He just recently loved New Bedford. He went to the Whaling Museum. So because I can't think of a specific park in Colorado, I'm going to say New Bedford. That is incorrect.

He answered Chicago. The city you both currently live in. No. Oh, wow. I thought that would be pretty easy because it's what city's my favorite. Well, it's the one that I've chose to purchase a house. That is a marker that I do kind of like it in this place. I think in my head I was like,

it can't be where we're living, but yeah, I don't know. David, what do you think John's favorite? Oh, well, with all that banter, it makes me wanna say Los Angeles, but because that's where John has decided to rent an apartment. But I'm gonna say, his heart is in Chapel Hill. No. Wow. No points awarded. His favorite city is Chicago as well.

Chicago is all well enjoying there. Why don't you move to them then? This is Chicago's the con air of answers here. Yeah. Well, look, I've not traveled a lot in my life. Well, I've only had great times in Chicago. Have we ever talked about Chicago on while we're gaming? No, come on. John, are you free? It's working. It's working in a major way.

No, I literally was like, I, because here's the thing, I was going to say Chapel Hill because it's probably the only other place I talk about besides L.A. because I That's half a point But I didn't because I felt myself in my head being like that's gonna be the city that Dave says Yeah, because I talk about it a lot and I didn't want to like met a game You know what I mean? Like I didn't want to like say the answer that I thought Dave would say.

It's that we're thinking about it. That's the that's no it's actually the wrong way to play a competitive. Yeah, we're trying to win here. But also that's a tiny advantages. The newlywed game is about guessing what your partner would say. Like if you if you would say Chapel Hill and you think Dave is gonna say Chapel Hill, I think they should get a point. But they don't understand how to cheat.

And then I just try to get in the game. I hate, I actually, the last time I went to Chapel Hill, I was like, oh, this place sucks now. It's just TGI Fridays is. It's like, it's become so, oh, okay. It's been turned into like a strip mall basically. I imagine how it is to hear that this guy thinks my favorite city is new bed for a city.

I spent less than 24 hours there. Well, here's the thing. I don't know my favorite city GI Fridays though. I have for a fact that your favorite movie of all time is Conair. And I think you know, my favorite city, JPC, which is, I was a say New York. New Orleans. Okay.

I would say New Orleans or New York, yeah, but probably New Orleans. Okay, maybe like New places. Yeah. Yeah. Like, hey, if you don't like New York, I got to tell you, stop going there because you go there five or six times a year. If you don't like it, simply stop going. Okay.

What can you break even if you never pick it up or touch it? Buzz. I heard pissed first. I'm sorry to keep talking until we figure out the answer. I know the answer, but I didn't remember. I'm trying to question. I have an answer. And is it rules?

You know what, I will take that because it works, but we were looking for a promise. Delicate from Mississippi spinning his wheels. I think we answered the question. I can't even remember the question. I'm not getting what was it? What brain even if you never pick it up or touch it? Pick it up. Oh, okay.

Yeah, yeah. No, I would have said that. That's what I would have said. Yeah. Okay. Well, if you know I made an answer, it's not the one. You had a point.

Cool, great, great, great, great. They should at least go a half point that adds to their other half point to give them a full point. No, I'm gonna go to percentages now. We're gonna be doing like 0.00 points. So if you guys, okay, David and Adel, you text me your answer. No, I'm gonna go to percentages now. We're gonna be doing like 0.00 If you guys okay, David and Adel you text me your answer. What do you think your partner's favorite video game is?

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Go left. Yeah, this is JP Riddle Center for. Yes. This is just JP. Go left. Yeah. This is JP riddles and a for. I take everything back. And so this is Dave's favorite. Yes. Yeah. You can tell us yours too if you want. Wait. So I'm guessing I'm guessing Adel's favorite video game. Yes. Okay. Current or all time. All time. Everyone's upset with me. No, no, yeah, I think all time. I think that's the smart way to do it. Why did I play them? Okay. I don't know if I know my own. I'll never get this. I know my home never get this. It is is Adela, locked in yet, Aaron. Adela is locked in.

Okay. Oh. Okay, locked. Locked in. Okay. JPC, what do you think? Okay, hold on Aaron, you gotta give me time. The logic is game. Looking at in. Okay. JPC, what do you think? Okay, hold on Aaron, you got to give me time. The logging up Atari games. Logging into season hours. Check his hours. The adult only games. I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say.

It's the curly on sale for 10% off. Long live the queen for the queen. Long live the queen for the queen. Oh. No, I'm sorry. It's honey select two libido DX. $70 for this game. You say honey. Yeah. That's incorrect, JPC.

Is that your real answer? Is it, okay, one more answer. Is it sex hotel simulator? Okay. Potato toboggan is a joke team apparently. The hotel seven six. I hope so. I hope the hotel says the guy who married a radio station.

I'm very interested in the topic. I heard my real answer. My real answer and I think that there's a bit of recent sea bias in here, but I think that that's okay in video games. I think the adult I'm going to say with how much he enjoyed talking about it. I'm going to say Elden Ring.

Incorrect, Adel. Yeah, uh, number one all time, Elden Ring might be three is number one all time is Bioshock. Oh, shock. Great game. Great game. Great. We love that game. That's probably that would have been my answer as well.

Oh, I remember this for next time. I love time. I guess a bunch of similar the age dudes aren't as different as we all thought. I don't even think. Okay, I think Dave's favorite game all time. John's opening steam, hitting adult of the category is. I'm gonna go to APC's favorite all time is Witcher 3. You're not guessing. Yeah. Um, I'm sure you're gonna do. All right, I'm gonna say Dave's favorite

game is. Um, I don't know, this is tough. How about I'm gonna go why not the original mortal combat. Whoa, that's a out of left field. Wow. Right era. It's the right era. Yeah, because I was gonna say it feels like that was a game that stuck with with me Okay, I was more of a street fighter boy than a boy. I'm back kid I was gonna. Yeah, but that is in for a yeah, of course. Yeah His answers Mario Kart for super Nintendo That was all time that was in that was in the brain as well That was that was something I was considering because that was super Nintendo all through college Aaron can I can I put something out there as a as a goodwill

Adjuster sure I think potato toboggan is willing to give this other team a half point team Pizz a half point if John King guess David's Character that he chose from my I'm gonna say I'm gonna say Donkey Kong I'm Man to date I Notice David didn't even text at the errand so he could have just said yes to anything

No, we have we have we have integrity as a team I Think now might be a good time for a little break. Oh, is that okay? BBC? Yeah, I guess so. Buzz. I was in the middle of texting you donkey Kong a bunch of times.

All right, we're gonna take a quick break and then we'll be back with more. Guess this mess Okay, welcome back to guess this mess. I'm Aaron to you too Aaron. I'll pick you up No, be a welcome to host host back I think that needs to be I think that needs to be a thing that game shows do from no one They need to welcome the host to get the contestants say no you welcome back Pat say Jack oh, well, I guess he's retired. I bet he would shut it to your though. They did that. Yeah, he'll never be back Get you gone, Pat. Say, Jack. Okay. A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn't get a single hair

on his head wet. Why? Buzz. Buzz. How? Him's bald. Yes. Get his ass up in the air.

That's the way I like to bring up. Okay, you're walking on your hands. That's the way we like to get ready. That ludicrous. Okay, GBC and John, you're going to text your answer to this. Okay, my own answer. What do you think your partners dream celebrity to have as an emergency contact is? Hmm. Okay, so it's an emergency contact. So my thought process here is this isn't just

like a person that you want to call. This is a person that's going to like really help you in an emergency. Yeah, but also like getting to tell people that they're your emergency contact like Other perks maybe you go out to dinner with them sometimes. This is not my answer the addles guessing Or is my answer answer that answer that I just so okay, so this is you're gonna protect me Okay, I would want oh John sent in the answer I'm texting my answer of who I hold on I was thinking of my answer to that Looking don't yeah, keep coming okay, okay, okay, okay, okay my answer of who I was thinking of my answer to that. Looking dumb.

Yeah, it keeps becoming okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. All right, I think I got a quick lock on that. This is such a tough question to try to get to. The emergency contact, not only what basically also this means, I've bumped my wife. The emergency contact, not only, well, basically also this means, I've bumped my wife off of emergency contact, which I'm sure she's not gonna be thrilled to be here. Oh. I get to a really bad car accident and suddenly,

it's not this, but like, Dinsel wash, he didn't get to call him before my wife. Like, that sucks. And then it is, is Dinsel, is he supposed to call her? Like, he's not gonna deal with it I need her number. Yeah Who do I want to help me on an accident my wife or the equalizer JPC?

Well, but here's the other thing you have to think about it for this way. Do I want Denzel having my wife's number? No Of course, yeah Again, it we're talking integrity. Denzel's gonna treat your wife's phone number with real respect. I look, I believe in trust in Zell, but he's never met my wife. Okay. Oh, this is a good text. It's a good text.

It's a good text. Yeah. So, I just don't trust his intentions. Mm. Aaron, this is incredibly tough because JPC, from my my perspective JPC does not buy into celebrity culture. I don't think he cares about celebrities I don't think if you were to see a celebrity who wouldn't ask for a photo or a photograph or he'd just be like I don't care The only celebrity I've ever seen mildly impressed by is maybe Tim Robinson, but I think I'm gonna say Luke Noel final answer

I I think I'm going to say, uh, Luke Noel, final answer. I hadn't, I hadn't guessed yet. So now I am in a situation where I could, I feel just here and I'm so sorry. One of the six million answers is off the table. To be fair, I talked for two minutes before I gave the answer. So JPC, you had no time to tell me to stop. You can tell him you're a real answer now. Um, my real answer now. My answer, the answer that I texted Aaron after you said Luke Noel and before I said,

I've locked in and I have said Aaron, my answer was Boyd Crowder who is a character on the show justified. Honestly, that's an amazing answer. Wow. Boyd got a late Crowder. I thought he was not's an amazing answer. Wow. Boyd, got a laid, crowder. I feel like he's not problem-marked at all. I just feel like he'd be a good problem-solver in an emergency. All right, David, what do you think?

This is pretty easy. This is going to be somebody who will definitely have your back. We'll be there in an instant. And if things aren't going good in this emergency situation, he'll be, he'll be your make a wish. And that answer is John Cena. Oh, so close. It was whole Cogan. I'm going to give you half a point.

It's the rock. Oh, the rock over scene. As Cena's showing up before the rock. You're right. You're right. In higher helicopter. He can hold your hand after you break your leg. The rocks going to miss your call because he's exercising. You're right. I think the rock is like two movie bombs away from really taking that call with Jod. Well, I think I'll set it before I'll say it again. I think the Rock is a moment away from just being a tequila guy. Yeah.

He just launched a tequila. He refuses to go back to wrestling and his movies are fucking bombing. So I mean, look, Dwayne, come on home, buddy. Go. Go. I mean, to my house. Maybe he'll, you're summer home. You're buying a city Chicago.

Who else was speaking of? I guess that he would join the, like, the ranks of, like, I'm trying to think of other actors who just became a tequila guy. Now Dan Acroix did it, but it was vodka. So that's different. Crystal. And Clark Clooney did it. Clooney's not a brand.

But still acting. Grant's didn't. Jesse. Yeah,oney did it. Clooney's all got a, but but still acting. Cranston, Jesse. Yeah. What's the, that's the character name? Aaron Paul. Aaron Paul, thank you. Uh, Aaron Paul and Brian Cranston have a tequila company. Yeah, they did, and they did like, uh, they were doing like the funniest videos I saw

were tic-tocs of them in grocery stores doing meet and greets are like in like like Bev Mose doing meet and greets for their tequila and one of them was a child. Like couldn't have been more than nine years old walks up and he's just like, I'm such a fan of breaking bad. Will you say it to me? And Aaron Paul just goes, bitch. Yeah, bitch.

Nine year old. And I was like, this nine year old showed up to a meet and greet with Aaron Paul and Brian Cranston Paul just goes, bitch. Yeah, bitch. And I was like, this nine year old showed up to a meet and greet with Aaron Paul and Brian Cranston to get him to say bitch in in Jesse, whatever his name's voice. I did the same thing, but with Dan Acroid and just kind of sad. Really funny. I think, I think the only reason that Dan Acroid called you a bitch, Adel is because of the way you were acting. I don't know. I was dressed like a blue brother and yeah, you were sipping his vodka and you're like, yeah, this is gross.

It's more for hair. Yeah, if it were for hair, old ramens, ghost busters would be a mess. We all know it. Okay. I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I? But, was. Yes. And okay, so I shave every day, but my beard never could. I'm still this is

still of us. Still of us. Still of us. Still of us. We allow it. As long as you keep talking. I My beard every day a beard so beard's probably not a real beard. It's something else That's a I shave my beard a beard and John you can help him out if you want

I shave my beard, but okay, so the beard. No flaws in the beard. I shave my beard, but what's the end of it? I'm gonna keep talking while you say it, but. But my beard stays the same. I shave every day. But my beard stays the same. A beard is a play on words.

A beard is a gay friend. So they shave the beard. they're shaving their beard, but they're still the same person on the inside. No. Count it. Count it. I actually will give you 0.5 for that. Yeah.

This was a hard to watch. It was an answer, but there was no answer to it. I can't even stand behind it because it was not, yeah, it wasn't even presented like the answer to it all. That was a kind of like the Billy Madison where it's like he ran, he goes, at no point did you, they got to have mercy on your soul. Okay, potato to bog and you can do it. Yes, close though. I'm gonna say barber. Yes, it's a barber. I shave Most clothes though. I'm gonna say barber.

Yes, it's a barber. I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. That makes sense. Oh, okay. But mine also made sense. Did it. Did it? Did it make sense?

Yeah, it did. Yes, because everyone's familiar with the phrase beard being your gay friend. Well, yeah. I am familiar with that, but the part that lost me was when you try to tie it back to shave because shaving that person doesn't have to be. Yeah. You're shaving someone else,

so your beard's staying the same. Yes, you're shaving your beard. Ha. Aaron, there's a big beard. No, I'm using that. Aaron, there's a big beard. How now. Aaron, there's emotions right now. Don't we break up on half point? Support it.

Give me a reason. Okay, I forget whose turn it is now. I just texted, so it's out. We turned a text. Yeah, it's Dave and Adel's text. I tried. Okay, great. Okay, Dave, sorry, John.

No, no, no, no apologies. Did you know that I apologize? No, I had absolutely no idea. Sorry John. No, no, no, no apologies. Did you know that I was I had absolutely no idea. I was thinking about a bearded dragon Eccally dumb. I agree. If you had to pick a beetle Like from the beetles to date your sister who would you pick? Hmm who would you pick? Now currently or If you do currently and then you pick like George Harrison I hope it's your current sister not your back of the days

Okay, do you say it one more time? I was just realizing that I was using the word beard wrong and that What? I realized now. I. Your partner. What beetle would they be happy to have date their sister? Which beetle would you let date your sister?

And you're and I'm answering which one gave things. He would let date his sister. Yes. And not not that the people who are guessing need this at all, Aaron, but could you just real quick, rattle off the four Beatles? Just by name. Ringo on the drums.

So it cares in on the guitar. Got it. Paul McCartney on the bass. John Lennon on the guitar. Yes. And Pete Best on the drums, right? Yes. Yes. And Pete Best on the drums, right? Yes.

Okay. So which beetle? Okay, I'm gonna, I feel like I feel like I want to talk through my answer, but I have to wait until Adil locks in. He locks it. He's already locked in. He's already locked in as well. Yes. Because here's locked in as well. Okay. Yes.

Because here's my thought process here. You don't want it to be like John, right? Because he's dead. He's he's first of all mother fuckers dead. Second of all, I don't know. Like he seemed to be going through something. He had, you know, he's going to get your sister all involved and it's like weird sex art and stuff like that.

You know, Ringo, Ringo seems like the most like normal, like he ended up, he ended up, you know, he's still alive too, which is awesome. That's the first time I've ever heard someone call Ringo normal. Well, the most normal. Who's more normal? Oh, the bus is golden. I wrote the bus is golden. I think a no. I think truly 10 out of 10. Here's the thing. I think I think I think I'm going to go Paul McCartney. I think Adel's going to say Paul McCartney here. We got it.

Jeep, JPC, can I tell you I put Paul and then I said, my real answer is anyone but John, but I'll say Paul Paul and then I said my real answer is anyone but John, but I'll say Paul. And then you go, it's probably anyone but John, but let's say you doubly he. Where's the doubly got it? Yeah, you get 0.25 points added. You know why I chose Paul is I thought I think Paul seems like the most likely to take great care of your sister, Sadia. I was like, yeah, I think I think George and Ringo wouldn't really do the job that Paul would do. He seems committed to it. Yeah, well, I said to Aaron Paul because he seems the sweetest.

Aaron Paul. Aaron Paul. Aaron Paul. Wow. Anytime my sister drinks tequila, girls are a bit. Yeah. I see, I'm going to go in a slightly different direction. It's definitely I don't think it's gonna be John Lennon.

I'm gonna actually go with Ringo. Wow, I'm gonna go Ringo, am I wrong? You were wrong. Ah, I'm with Paul. Yeah, I also went with Paul. That's gotta be Paul. I'm surprised that Ringo is such a goof. Ringo's like, well, George is, is, there's a darkness to George.

That you think so. I do think so. Yeah. George is my favorite, but if you watch the, the Scorsese doc, it seems like he was quiet because he was holding in a lot of anger. Yeah. That's how I feel to you. And to me, the reason I picked Ringo is because temperamentally, I think Dave and Ringo

are sort of similar. I think Dave would want to have a cool guy to chat with. I'm a real Ringo. Dave and Ringo would have the best conversation at like a good podcast, Dave and Ringo. Now, do you think it's because, do you think it's really because they get a log? Or do you think that Dave just has like strong drummer vibes? Because if someone asked me, yeah, if you drum, I would be like, yeah, I assume you,

I assume you're a drummer, right? Super strong drummer. A voice. Mad drum in the high school band. See? And this is Dave's actual voice also. He's putting on a place. Madrome in the high school band. And see, and this is Dave's actual voice. Also, he's putting on a pair of headphones. This is Sippy. Yeah.

Actually, I'm going to give you half a point for this impression. It's really delightful to me. Oh, she's thanks. Thanks. Yeah, I narrowed it down by the two living ones and then just picked Paul. Yeah. Paul's like, you know, let's be honest. Paul's had a long career.

He's continued to make money. He would be able to take care of anyone, anyone who needed to be taken care of in any way. And I would like, I think having your sister be in a relationship with one of the richest musicians of all time would probably have to see it. Even if they got a divorce, it's like she's going to get a huge cut, you know. Yeah. I think the biggest selling point is that Stella is such a success on her own. She's not gonna be fighting for the inheritance.

Mm-hmm. She'll be happy with what she's daughter. I'll forget that. Okay. Amanda is of old age on his 25th birthday. How is that possible? That's terrible. That's a joke. on his 25th birthday. How is that terrible? Bad bad bad bad. Uh, John.

This is probably the wrong answer, but he's born on February 29th to leap here. You got it. Oh, wow. Wow. Wow. Suck it, Riddle Boys. You're on the hold. I thought he's a hundred actually. He's been alive for a hundred years. I shaved my gay best friends back Let's never let that let's never let that disappear behind the corner

I was saying wrong use to the word beard. It was wrong. I lot of ways, okay? It's a lot of pressure on the show. I didn't know the answer. I was trying to figure it out. No, the spirit of it was right. I was gonna say that his person had Benjamin Button disease. Yeah, half point Aaron, half point. Half point. Yeah, I'm gonna take away a half point.

You have that one point taken away for that. If you have Benjamin Button disease is 25, you might be right now. Is that your 75? Or does that mean nothing? Does nothing mean anything? Nothing means nothing. If you have Benjamin Button Disease is 25. Is that your 75 or does that mean nothing? Does nothing mean anything? Nothing means nothing. If you have Benjamin Button Disease, I mean, you might as well just stop

keeping track of everything and just let it hide. If you have Benjamin Button Disease and someone's like, hey, how old are you? All you say is like, hey man, I got Benjamin Button Disease, okay? I'm not tracking that shit. If somebody asks you how old you are and you have Benjamin Button Disease

and you say, I have Benjamin Button Disease, their reaction is, oh, I'm okay How do you know what he's start at though exactly? I don't know 95-ish I started I guess I was pretty wrinkly I Started old but I don't know how old they couldn't do a test It's not like a like a like the rings of a tree. Yeah, it's not like a, like a, like the rings of a tree. Yeah, cut me in half. See how many rings there are.

I think I would carry around a little card with me, a little laminated card that I can hit people. They can get back to me that just said, hey, I have Benjamin Button Disease. Please don't ask me about that. Yeah, yeah, with like a link to a website. Yeah, understanding, but. Yeah.

So while I hold on, I have a follow question how would someone who's meeting you for the first time who would require a card how would they even know to ask or be like if you're a man. Well, I'm gonna take a point away from all of you. If I think about it and I think I would help the button conundrum. If it's one if it's twenty two year old approach me I I wouldn't be like, oh, this poor guy's confused. I better hand him a card that lets him know my disease. If they, if they approached you,

but I'm also like, I'm at a water aerobics class with a bunch of old people, they'd be like, what are you doing here? And I'd hand him the laminated, I'm in a pool. Yeah, what are you doing here old man? You talk like a little baby. Yeah. And look, we've all seen, we've all seen the Todd Phillips classic, the the Joker where he hands out the little thing that says I'm sorry for laughing. I have a

Disorder of some sort. It's there's precedent for this There's press it. Yeah, yeah I'm not Car I've yeah, live in my life and someone would say on, this little baby can't be in a 21 and over all-new strip club and I'd hand up the card and I'd say, go these. And that one is also laminated, obviously, for obviously.

It's different. It's different, but obvious reasons. Aaron let it be known that David thinks the title is precedent of the United States. I'm gonna give a point like that. We went to Philobuster. Okay. All right. Well, no press a. Okay. Press the court case Supreme Court Senate. There's more than one connection here. So it's not on that show. I got to show you. You think you're on your not odd right now. Okay. Okay.

Appropriations bill. Go, you got it, yep, yep, yep. Parliamentarian, sir. All right, I can see John opening up another tab. He's opening up steamy. He's going to the adult category. What do government say? What, yes.

What do government say? I can't even hear him thought. No results't know. Reserves how we get through 50 weeks. Oh, yeah. I thought that we were going to run out so fast and I don't think we're going to make it halfway through. Okay. What? A wait, we're keeping our own scores. Yes. I don't know what happened with the points in the last 10 minutes. But do we get another one? You did. I don't know what happened with the points in the last 10 minutes, but do we get another one? You did a lot of Adela Adela and I ever A second one agreed who is gonna be keeping the score for a lot of we have Mackie three. We have three Okay, I have shit. Okay. I have 5.25 unless you're taking a point away from everyone was serious then we have five Was I serious oh and I got a half a point for the impression. Yeah

Was I serious oh and I got a half a point for the impressions. Yeah 3.5 We can come back we can come back. We're only 1.7 behind Okay, great mass, but what do you think your partners least favorite daily activity is? so I'm texting you Aaron my least favorite daily activity. Yeah, and John as well. And I'm texting Dave or yeah, wait no, no, no, no, no, I'm guessing Dave's least favorite daily activity. No, because he just did the Beatles one, didn't he? Yes, yes, he did. So he's guessing my least favorite. Yeah, you're just texting your least favorite activity

the Aaron. Well, John answered texting Aaron. Yes, I don't know if this is on purpose, but if the if the order was swapped, I think JBC and I would be cleaning up because clearly my least favorite activity is waking up. And I think that's true. Yeah, that's I'm now I'm really struggling to find a part of my day that I don't enjoy Congratulations Oh god, okay, please favorite the least fun You know I know yours. Oh, just do you.

Oh boy. Wee's favorite daily activity. I guess, is it, Aaron, does this have to be something that you absolutely have to do every single day? Something that you're probably doing at least a few times a week. A few times a week, because it is enough. Okay. Yeah.

Okay, I'm locked in. I'm locked in. Oh, this is tough. This is tough. My dog's having a nightmare. It scares me. It scares me that you think you know off the top of your head, Dave, because I don't. It is instant.

Is instant? Instant. Like the coffee. Oh, I'm going through my head and I'm like, wake up next to my lovely wife. I go to bed next to my lovely wife. We get it. You have a wife. My God. There's nothing. What could be worth? What could be the next day? What could be the next day? What could be the next day? What could be the next day? What could be the next day? What could be the next day?

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John, John Fancer is. Yeah. Okay. JPC or adult. What is JPC's least favorite daily activity? Well, this is tough. This is tough. This is tough for me.

Just try and talk through it. I'd say one Possibly recording Heyrider at all I'd say to not doing accounting or not doing your taxes like you you hate it when you're not doing sort of any sort of numbers crunching I wake up. I look at my calendar. I see it's not April 15th and I go crunching. I wake up. I look at my calendar. I see it's not April 15th. I go, oh, God, give it. Give it another daily words. Not thanks. You just love stretching. She loves stretching. I'm going to say it's got to be something to do with spaghetti. I'm going to say,

you know, um, he's talking to spaghetti. Oh, sorry. I know he's talking. Okay. Got it. Got it. I'm just gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, Wonder Okay. Got it. Got it. I'm scared. I'm going to say Wonderland. When you sucked too hard in the noodle, slapped you in the face. I'm going to say that. I'll never learn.

I'll suffer the eye. I'll suffer the eye. Yeah. Is that the most specific answer, Volta? I'm going to say trying to calm down or corral spaghetti when there's someone at the door. Ooh. That's probably a very good answer. I would have guessed something like that,

but his real answer was driving. You were driving? Oh, yeah, that's a good one. You told me like driving. I love giving people rides. I hate driving. I hate driving. I can't.

I can't stop. This has all been a lie. You told me you love driving for your birthday. You told me you love driving. I was so sad. Honey, we have driving at home. Yeah, I just, I despise driving, but I love giving people rides

because then it means that I'm not driving in vain. I'm driving with a purpose. Yes, I like that logic. That's that. I think that's, I, yeah, I'm, I'm misunderstood. I get it. I get that a lot. Okay. And do you think John's, uh, I think it. I get that a lot. Okay. And, that's why.

We think John's. I think it's gonna be his favorite, his least favorite daily activity is the moment that he realizes that the door-dash person can't find his house. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Oh, that includes me. And all of us probably part of your day. That's such a good answer, Dave, because yeah, I'm looking at it from your perspective. The angriest or most frustrated I've ever been in your presence or with you in your shot. What's getting back on headset after going to try to get by doing actually like they fucking didn't put it outside. There's a picture of it on somebody else's porch. That makes me seem like an entitled asshole. Wait.

Everybody listening out there is true. It's true. It's true, it's true, folks. Oh, is that the precedent of the United States? The precedent of the United States. I'm so excited for that mug shot that's dropping later today. Oh, did you see Giuliani's great Giuliani's such a little toad? Fuckin love that guy So coming out today

No, this episode is coming up today Now everybody knows the day we recorded it. Yeah, I Love that I do that sometimes on our podcast. I just for no reason tell the audience that we are recording it early. Exactly. I recorded this one four days early for some reason. So the story's you're going to feel a little dated. Okay.

What can you hold in your left hand, but not in your right? Buzz. Oh, fuck. Addle. Buzz. You're right hand. not in your right. Buzz. Oh fuck. Adel. Nice. Uh, you're right hand. No. Penis. And if you weren't ahead, look at me. That's what I do. What did you say? When I get upset, I go, Oh, penis. I would have accepted that if you didn't say penis after. Now I'm saying, holding your left hand. Hold saying, right. You're holding it. Oh, that was such a good answer, though. Yeah, I was really really sure it's got to be your left hand.

Holy talk. You're really close. A football. But that's on it. You can hold on your left hand, but not on your right. Mm-hmm. Uh, and it's not your left hand, huh? Because that does work.

You shouldn't be like a half point. Your right arm, butt buzz, your right arm. You know what, I'll give that to you because it's elbow Okay, yeah, Gizzy could do this, but you can't do it. Hey Aaron Everybody try it home everybody try it at home try to grab your elbow A bunch of people at home driving. But you're kidding. Screeze. Adel, your pet.

Dr. O'Ora's last words. He's screaming, try it. I was just going to say, I was just going to say Aaron, you're great and I love this. Oh. That's true. What the fuck are you doing? What are you going to love too? Great and we love this. I feel like to go back to Adles answer though You can't you can't hold you can hold it in your left hand

You can't but you can't hold it in your right. Say you're your left hand. It'd be your left Because like you can put your right hand in your left hand and is this is making a fist with your left hand Technically holding your left hand. I don't know because you're right hand in your left hand. And is making a fist with your left hand technically holding your left hand? Hold in your left hand. I don't know, because you're not holding anything in it. Have you guys ever done the thing where like your partner or whatever your roommate maybe is like out of town for a weekend and say you get some paint

and you put like some purple paint on your hand. Already know what you're doing. How much of your body you could touch with one head? I'm gonna stop you already, don't you? Yeah. When you say the only part, the only part that wouldn't have paint on it is gotta be like your forearm or your... Yeah. Yeah.

I guess like what's most of your art? What's not very flexible though. Yeah. Like I can't, I don't think I can touch the middle. Well this is, there's a spot on your back and then you're the hand that you're doing it with. Everyone do this. If you're, maybe you're, maybe you're, maybe you're a child, you're living at home with some paint, go get some paint, get totally naked,

put a little on your hand and see what, see how much if your body you could touch. This is a good experiment. I think we should really push this. I think everybody should go do this. Especially the kids. Yeah. And, and if you're, maybe you're like a young adult, you don't have a lot of paint in your house, you have something you could use. I bet you have a big bottle of ketchup.

That's just as good as paint. She's got you. She's got you. Peanut butter. Peanut butter. Peanut butter, would that be as good? Mm. That would be as good.

All right, top 10. I look like one. Quick, top 10 thing needs to cover your body with. I wouldn't do anything super sticky. That's my honey. We peanut butter, I wouldn't do. No. Body glitter.

Exima. Yeah. Exima is good. If you have a jelly, you're out. Jelly is sticky. Jelly is good. Jelly is good. Blue and feathers.

Yeah. The love of your honey. You know what I mean? Cover yourself in the love of your honey you know what I mean love of your honey it'll touch it hmm that sounds like a song yeah that's like a song they re-rope whipped cream

yeah mirror yeah yeah definitely Whip cream. Yeah. Mirror. Mirror. Mirror. Absolutely, Mirror. Yeah, definitely. Nickelodeon's GAC. Yeah. Silly string.

It was. Oh, silly string. Has to be branded appropriately. Mayo would be pretty even. Mayo. What are we doing? What is? Who won the game?

Error. We got a point there. We did. We get a point to put it down on the point. We got a point. We got a point. Team Potato did we get a point to put it down on the line. Oh, we got a point. We got a point. We got a point. Team potato toboggan had 5.25 points. Allegedly check the tape. We had 4.5 and I think we got a

couple bonuses in there that forgot to put in. So if the audience went back and checked the math, yeah, let's check the tape everybody. I'm calling it a tie. My favorite episode is jeopardy. We're always with Tribeca. It's like, okay, good night, everyone. Then kid J when Trimack was like, okay, goodnight everyone. And then Kid Jiddings had to be like, wait, wait, who wins Jeopardy for the day? And he goes, I don't know, how many points did you guys have to get us to like, he's so put out.

He's starting to go like, hold on. He's going to over his little podium to look at a thing he goes, I think I have 51,000 because then you win, Ken. And it's a whole big thing. You win. Since a whole big thing, you win. Since it's a tie, you guys get to pick if you want two $5 Duncan-Duncan-Duncan gift cards or $1 $10. Wow.

Should we both text? Should we all text you what we think the other team should get? Oh, Aaron, it should be that thing. You know that thing where it's like, if everyone goes for, it's like, you can take $5 or $10. It's like, if everybody goes for 10, nobody gets anything, but if everybody goes for five, you get five. You know what I where it's like if everyone goes for it's like if you can take five dollars a ten dollars It's like if everybody goes for ten nobody gets anything, but if everybody goes for five you know I'm talking about

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, we should do. Oh, yeah, that's I'm gonna get to see texted me nothing. That's not helpful. I know at all gets nothing is that To be fair, I answered four of the puzzles right? I don't know I look, here's what I think. I think Adil's puzzle brain wins. I think Adil's puzzle brain wins. For sure. I want to make sure that he gets something. It's all I'll say.

Oh, wow. I'll say this. I think Adil is going to get what's coming to him. I think. John, you said something so nice and David texted me. Just say we won. All right. We won. We won.

We won two best wins. Two best wins. I'll say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say we're gonna say the show. Oh, thank you. This was truly so so fun. Y'all are so fun. Such lovely people are so kind and hilarious. And I love spending time with you all. Yeah. So sweet. Thank you, John. Yeah, I can keep going longer. The worst part of John's day is literally dealing with anyone. So that's a good guy. I should have clarified that I mean like external, like people I don't know who are like, like outside of your, outside of your,

yeah, that I have people have no context for. You know what I mean? Like people who are like asking of me things that they have no business asking me. It's like like intruding into my life in a way that I don't have control over. That's what I really meant. Do you have a podcast where you can recommend to people

where you, they can hear more of your thoughts about what you consider to be an external person that does it deserve to breathe the same air as you. Yeah, no, no, that's not what our podcast is about. Don't listen to that. Don't, you know what? Don't listen to me and Dave's podcast actually. That's we can. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, goodness to podcasts with Brett Demont. It's not ours. It's Brett's. Yeah, that's the thing. We're on we we're the only thing we have to plug is these other two guys guys podcasts called the podcast with

Brett Demont, which is they look a lot like you. They look a lot like us. They both are interestingly both have the exact same hair without coordinating both of those men got the same haircut wig from the internet and they both have the exact same hair, a little known detail for the parent. Aaron, that's why they didn't know what a barber was. Um, but no, we do a podcast called The Podcast with Brett Demott and Dave is Brett's sidekick buddy. And it's just a news and sort of pop culture kind of roundup show where these two extremely stupid men talk about articles that people who listen to the show send them into us the funniest and weirdest articles that people find they send them to us.

We talk about them on the show and then we have guests which Newsflash everyone on this zoom you're gonna be asked to be on the show at some point since a guest sighted Or somebody looked a lot like Aaron was on Specialist go check out that episode I love my life on that episode I might have laughed the hardest of all of our 20-something episodes in one of our big moments during years where everything on me hurt. And I think it was just mostly laughing for a while. Yeah, it's super fun, but it comes out every Wednesday on the dot.

On the dot, midnight Wednesday at midnight, It'll be in your podcast app But no, we love doing it and we love being on this show because I think people who listen to your show would probably listen to our show and be like, you know what? That's not so bad So if you enjoyed hearing our voices here go give our show shot And it's totally fine. It's totally fine. Just listen to the latest episodes. Yeah The first couple We didn't know we're doing and they're really bad just skip those we'll probably take them out soon The latest ones the latest ones from Aaron on Really started to cook yeah, but bangers just like pit bull

Nothing but bangers But no, thank you all so much for having us. Yeah, this is fun. It's a thanks for doing it Thanks for all that Aaron. Thanks for running the show. Thanks for coming up with all the questions Let's I'll keep up with a lot of them. I was panicking last night. What? 11 p.m. Sorry you came up with a lot of them. I was panicking last night. Wait, what? 11 p.m. Sorry, you came up with the questions you were answering. Oh, you came up with the questions and answers. Wait, you boss 1.8 points for that. We officially win 4.5 to 4.4.

Not the riddles, not the riddles. What a bombshell for the end of the episode. Aaron, you should have specified which question. Uh, Jupiter, bye, bye. I can't believe I missed two of my... Sorry, Eric. And John Patrick Collins. Casey Tony to the editing. Now, I already parented the music.

Vocal created by M.O.B. Cardamus and M.O.B. The chorus. I'm a Casey's power went out. No, that is place. I think can we keep going or should we wait? I think we could probably still go in. So keep going. Still going. Still going. I think we could probably just get cut out of the episode. Oh boy. We'll see. I think you should follow the podcast rule of don't edit anything out. We'll give it a shot. Yeah. And it's not because I'm lazy. It's because of that. It's because, and then we sell a lot of oysters for 30 minutes. Yeah. All right, Dave, what's your sipping on?

You're stirring it a lot. That's soup. It's a little vitamin water. Oh, wait. Not the drink vitamin water. No, no, no, no, it's just awesome. You're a vitamin in vitamins. You took some stuff.

Like, like, silver and dissolved. I did. I did. Planned stone gummies and then dissolved them into water. Taking money out of 50 cents pocket. I did go to get vitamins the other day and I like grabbed a ball and I came up to come and I was like, oh man, this is over 55.

And then I was like, eh, close enough. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, what is over 55 probably just has extra prostate health stuff in there, probably some extra colon, piss less at night, vitamins, whatever that is. Yeah, I take like 20 or 31 a days and just make like a 30 a month

and I just do one of these every month. Yeah, just slurp them down on the first of the month with my rent check. or 31 a days and just make like a 30 a month and I just do one of these every month. Yeah, just slurp them down on the first of the month with my rent jack. I take 30 a month. Hey there rotary dials and crazers. If you like that you're going to love this week's Patreon. We're doing some phone calls. You can listen to that plus our entire back catalog at patreon.com such a riddle riddle by joining the clue crew for $5 a month or start your 7 day free trial We're doing some phone calls. You can listen to that plus our entire back catalog at patreon.com.shavard.com by joining the clue crew for $5 a month or start your 7 day free trial

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