Hey Riddle Riddle - #272: Allergic to Respect

Episode Date: October 4, 2023

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This is a head gum podcast. All right, are you guys ready for a freaking road trip? Woohoo! All right, Aaron, you're on snacks. Tell me what you brought. I brought a bunch of loose teeth enough to share. Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry. Couple glistics. Some uncooked rice.

Okay. So the same stuff is last up. Yeah, same stuff is last up. Okay, Addle, Addle, bring usbeck, you're on tunes, brother. Tell me what you brought. Woo! James! Wow, man.

What? Jack James. Jack James, but not the, sorry, not the, not one through five. It's, um, it's six when they kind of were scraping the bottom of the sports barrel. Just look, just like last time. Just look, just like last time. Just kind of just like last time. So it's not, I mean, they're not really sports anthems. That's okay, that's okay.

It's all about the destination, JPC. Where are we going on the road trip? Ooh, here we go. There's two destination. Well, you know, I like to keep it a little crazy. So I brought up the globe, spun that motherfucker, and then jammed my finger on it to stop, and we are going to the Pacific Ocean.

Yeah, you shouldn't, um, Oh yeah. Most of the, most of the, it's just like last time. Just like last time. Well, just like last time, we're gonna be listening to a pump up the soccer, while eating baby teeth at the bottom of the ocean. We all get out of the car silently, walk the studio, sit down, side to the recording

episode instead. Yes, it's better. Okay, what are we doing? Let's... This is more stress-rakes. What are we guys doing? We all worry all the time in the ocean, right? We must have.

And this is our hell. Well, hey, you know what? We're entering into it. It's one of my favorite seasons. What? It's the spookiest time of the year. A little time of the year that I like to call our Wee's Tober Fest, but it's also,

some people might know it as October, which I think is the more boring. Waking me up when it's Christmas. Aaron, come on, don't be, what would be like a... A Grinch? There was a word for it for Christmas. A Grinch is for Christmas. Gordhator, a grinch. There was a word for it. Grinch is for Christmas.

A gourd hater. A gourd. A David S pumpkins. Nice. No, he, no, he loves, he loves it. Well, hold on, JPC. Do you have any questions? Uh, David and pumpkins, what is the S stand for?

Did we ever, is that part of it? No, I'm sure I'm sure we're, we're going to get there eventually. Although we can't, right? Because David S pumpkins is Tom Hanks. Yes. there eventually. Although we can't, right? Because David S. Pumpkins is Tom Hanks. Yes. And he died of COVID in 2020, right? Yes. Yeah.

And, um, on our timeline, yes. What are the other car lines? Yeah. No, Aaron, come on. You're not excited for anything fall oriented. I know, Adam, my man, Adam come alive in the fall. Yeah. My favorite time of year.

It's when I go door to door, peaking in people's windows. I guess I go window to window, I'm sorry. And instead of knocking between the hours of three and 10 to get some candy. We got them. I scrape on the windows between 2 a.m. Wait, oh, come on, hey, let me go. Let me go.

Cust you tight, cust you tight. Um, you know in Los Angeles, you have to give the seasons a little nudge. They don't really get there on their own. So the other night, I was sitting down in my couch, and I looked around my apartment and my eye sort of narrowed, and I said, it's time. And I went to my little drawer of fall. I only have one drawer of fall decor. Because I'm not big. I'm not big on fall decor. Oh, great. I don't understand. I don't understand. Is that impressive or not a bread?

That is, that's very impressive. That's impressive. Okay, that's impressive. That sounds like a children's book of like the old lady on the hill who had one drawer of decoration. Yeah, I'm a sneeze away from being a beloved infamous children's character and old lady. Anyways, what was I talking about?

My one drawer. Yes. I opened the drawer. I put out all my pumpkin stuff I put out my fall tray. I put all the pump pump pump Huh pumpkin candles I have from last year I lit some candles and it was fall and I made itself Wow, but it's not I go all out for Christmas and fall. I do still do a little like In my house

Can I say something controversial? Sure. I think this year, maybe if you're ahead of the curve, it'll start this year, get on board. I think pumpkin is done. I think pumpkin spice is going the way of the dodo. I think, yes, I think cider, I think cider is going to dominate future Halloween.

I think people are tired of pumpkin spice. Interesting. I think it's going to be a lot of apple cider. See? From Starbucks. Sorry, sorry. A week ago. Well, the thing about pumpkin spice is I feel like, well, first of all,

I'm not a fan of pumpkin spice. I like pumpkins fine. I'm a fan of a squash, but like pumpkin spice does nothing for me. But I feel like you can use pumpkin spice in a lot of other contexts. What, you can't just do like cider, what do you do with cider? Cider is its own thing. Anything.

You wanna know when I had this morning for breakfast? I don't, I don't. I had apple cider yogurt. And honestly it was, it was okay. Honestly it was okay. Oh, not great. Ha ha ha. Why are we dying on this hill?

But here's what I'm excited about, is ever since I moved to Chicago, I've been dying to go to Morton Grove, Illinois, because it is literally the pumpkin capital of the world. That's a smile. And every year I forget that they celebrate the pumpkin festival in September, not October. And I missed it.

And this year I wrote it down on my calendar and a big shrunk. And I missed it. And it's October 4th that you missed it. And it's next week. So I'm going next Thursday for the first time ever. I'm going to Morton Grove Pumpkin Capital World at the Poco Festival. Wow.

I'm very excited. Will you send me pictures? 100%. All right. Well, the one thing that I missed out on doing last year, but I'm going to do this year, is we're going to a corn maze. Mm-hmm.

And I know what you're thinking, corn maze isn't that- We're doing it. Yeah, we're done, dudes. Shouldn't it just be called a maze? Yes, it should. But I'm looking forward to the corn maze, and I was looking at the place

that we're going for the corn maze, and they also have hay rides. And I don't think hay rides are fun, but I was like, you know, you can do a hay ride. I haven't done one in like a decade, so I'm like, I could do a hay ride. That would be to do one hay ride. Yeah, that's festive.

Yeah. So yeah, so maybe a corn maze and maybe, I've done it and maybe a hay ride. I think those are on my like fall bucket list. Now I have to ask both of you. And Aaron, I know you did one last year, two years ago, I can't quite recall. Or either of you going to do a Fall Time Summersault. You were 15 last year.

Oh, God. You were wearing cool hats and you had a teen magazine. Or either of you going to do any sort of haunted house or spooky party. No. I'm about to make a phone. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I shouldn't be doing that.

And only because it doesn't, it does not interest me at all to do. Will you be doing that? Shant adult be doing that? I am hovering around six to seven haunted houses. Well, that I'm looking at. I hope to narrow down to five or six and I will be going to as many as I can. My man, I don't know if we have that many weekends

in October. Well, that's why you hit up several in one night. Several in one night. Oh, no, it will be real sick. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Or no, your thing is cool that you like. Thank you, no thank you. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, with a warm up riddle. We had this riddle, again, it came from 2018, said, this one really sucks. I found it on a Lafay Taffy wrapper. I think we've done some Lafay Taffy

wrapper riddles before. I think we have as well. Hey, this one might be one that we've already done. What's clever and can fit in your hand? And Adolf, you just say jokes? No, sir. I'm sorry, did you bring enough jokes for everyone? No, sir. These are jokes. Lafay Taffy riddles are just jokes.

Yes, sir. What's clever? I don't like this. What's clever and can fit in your hand? JPC hates, he's allergic to respect. Piss on me. Piss on me. Piss on me. Piss on me. Slap. JBC hates he's alert allergic to respect This on his lap

It's clever can fit in your hand what's clever and can fit a tiny Einstein? It's got to be something like that right it's got to be something like a tiny Einstein It's not in this instance in this specific is today. It's not tiny Is it a pun because that'll an pun? It's not a pun. I don't know. I mean, I guess it is wordplay. I... Tiny velociraptor? Well, look, I think one of the things that you're looking for

is something that can fit in your hand and then you're looking for a synonym for clever. Forcing cookie. For clever wise. So what part of that is clever? Fortune? Fortune and clever synonym? A wise smart smart smart smart smart clever and fits in your hand.

Smart smart art smart. I you you guys have both had this in your hand today. Adelaide is a smart. Hold on. Luffy Taffy rappers have advanced to where the answer is smartphone. They think it's 2023. They finally caught up. Holy shit. Yeah, you can't be, you can't be being surprised that Lafay Taffy's, I guess, I guess it would be,

is there going to be something like what type of berry like pops the hardest and it's like a wrist berry or something? What's happening? I love that. It could be, yeah. Hey, if you have more laughing-tapping riddles, which are just jokes that you want to send to the show, you can go to the ocean. Bro, the mid to the ocean. It might hit us.

Send our compliments to the Pacific Ocean. Send them right to us. Message in a bottle style. Aaron, you could, you could make me pick one up. Okay. I'll go and look. I'll make an afternoon of it. How often you, you go to the could maybe pick one up. Okay, I'll go and look. I'll make an afternoon of it. How often you go to the ocean here and be honest.

Not often enough, like everyone else in Los Angeles, I go there and I go, why don't we do this all the time? I went to this past Monday and the waves were insane, but it was lovely. It was a great beach day. Aaron, I picture anytime you go to the ocean and you can tell me if I'm wrong. Anytime you go into the ocean, I bet you swim. I got to say 20 to 25 feet out immediately. A whale comes up from underneath you and gently rises. You start to move from your stomach onto your feet, a blast of water from a blowhole. Gently bobbles you up and down. Adal, if you're writing fanfiction about me again, you're in so much trouble.

You're in so much trouble. Please. Uh, no, I put my toes in the water and I go too cold and I fall asleep on my stomach. Hey, you're in the beach. We have another rental. This one says, two camels are in the desert facing in opposite directions.

One is facing to east, the other is facing to west. How can they see each other without walking, turning around or moving their heads? There is no human for miles and no mirrors or water. I was gonna pay mirrors or water. They hold up their smartphones and turn on the front facing camera. I turned on their front facing camera. I know

no smart phones, no humans, no mirrors, no water and Aaron. No fun. I do. I do. I get a serious way. Are there two camels in the desert? No fun. Are they just facing face to face? Adol yes, that is the answer to this riddle. This is this is just one that you gotta think about for a second. Once you think about it, yeah, I'll lock it. Once facing west, the other is facing east. I know what you're thinking. That sounds like they're facing an opposite direction. But no, that means that they are face to face.

Smart. Addle your smart. Thank you. That's all I wanted. You're welcome. So I do wanna see a quick scene. We're gonna see a quick scene. We're going to see a quick scene. You guys are two camels in the desert.

You have our face to face, like inches in front of each other's faces, and there's no one around for miles. Oh, I'm so thirsty. I'm so thirsty. Man, it's fucking awesome to have these little fat sex. Yeah. Um, hey man, I'm gonna have a mint, do you want one? No, no, I just had some ketchup, puppy.

Are you sure you don't want a mint? No, I just had a little truffle, ketchup, puppy. Hot peppers, hot, hot. in the mouth of my little. It's truffle, can I? Can you have a mint? You're my best friend, right? Yeah, you're my best friend. Yeah, you're my best friend. And of course, I'm a dromedary camel and you're a... The other kind.

And typically, or, you know, we don't hang out, but somehow, some way, we just found each other. Yes. Um... You... is there something dead inside your teeth? Uh... I don't think so. Hmm... Okay.

Let me... here, let me grab some of this. Oh, I just found some garlic on my hoof. Let me put this on a stick and Yeah, I can't do this anymore man. I'm too attracted to you and oh I see what's going on here. Okay. All right Yeah, I lied about that that's a lie. I just don't want to tell the truth, huh? Yeah, I lied about that that's a lie. I just don't want to tell the truth. Huh? You know what I'm gonna have this vulture take over hey vulture

Hey, come here no one's not bad. Oh something over here smells good Thank you so much. Yeah, this is I have some a Drecko noir Should not have asked the vulture. Oh, I kind of spray it and then I walk into it. So it just kind of gets all over my, you know, you are not dead, you're talking. You're talking to me and you're not dead. What am I saying? Not dead. I do have, there's sort of a black bile

that just kind of streams out of my mouth. I don't even cough it up. It just kind of, it's just kind of a faucet. Oh, you know what's going on here? I think I know what's going on here. You, other camel, and you're not a dramedier. You're a... What kind of camel are you?

Other kind. You're the other kind. Uh, you probably have the sixth sense, so you can talk to dead camels. Norm? And I am hallucinating, because I just ate what I thought was a coyote, but what was in fact some peyote.

So, dripping balls right now. Yeah, you do that thing where you ate something that rhymed with the thing that you meant to eat. Hey, fuck you, you don't even know what kind of a camel you are. Yeah, see. Capillary, of course. All right, here's another riddle.

This one, we did two of these, and the last time I did one of these episodes, from Brilliant. These episodes. Yeah, fun ones. Oh, okay. I call the episodes the I did one of these episodes from Brilliant. These episodes. Yeah, fun ones. Oh, okay. I call the episodes the I host the fun ones in my mind. I wouldn't argue with that.

I think you and Adel host the fun ones and I host the stressful ones. The stressful ones. You know the ones that are stressful to listen to that people shut off 10 minutes in and they go to the partner. The energy of this today I I actually can't handle it. Well, do you want to listen to music

or maybe another podcast? I'm not trying to agree with you, but I feel like a lot of your episodes are like, I hit a knife somewhere in one of your houses, go, and it's a lot of, it's a lot of scrambling. I have you found it yet? I'm trying to find you. Is it an option that people can turn this show off?

Yeah. If that was an option, no one would listen, right? I'm pretty sure it's mandatory. There's some countries that it's got to be mandatory, right? Canada. Look, listen, listen, but not be offensive. Yes, Canada. Can't it's the only one we can list without being offensive?

Oh, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it. That's the country, right? We're really bad at this. The Galapagos. I'm ready to have fun. I'm ready to have fun. So it's another riddle, it's another riddle from a brillium. It's their third. This one says, get in us and you might get the chills. Maybe that's the reason that some call us kills. Sometimes I'm lazy, sometimes I run through it. The boss used to go down by us when he'd do it.

River. I'm lazy, sometimes I run through it. The boss used to go down by us when he'd do it. River, go be river. Water river. River. River. Yeah, that is a river. It's a river. I'd like to see a scene. JPC, you are sort of Addles Lackey and you fuck something up, but you're trying to convince him to bring you somewhere other than the river for messing up Yes, we just put on our waiters here and as we release the line that's actually a great idea Hey, have you been to the new Olive Garden that just opened up? No, we come to Wyoming once a year to get away from it all into flyfish

I know but Olive Garden keeps following us and it's soup salad and breadsticks infinite until two and it's 11.30 If we wanted you and we will do this what whatever we're doing here today We will just kill him kill me. No, no, no, no, no, no, we have to learn patience now Okay now and boss can I ask you something Tommy if something were unlimited as you say these soup salads and breadsticks are. As they are, yeah. Could they be of high quality? Do they have any value? God, I mean, I'm not one to judge a book by its cover. I'd rather judge a breadstick by tasting it. Sammy, I know you know what I'm talking about, right? Kill him boss.

Kill him. This guy wants all of Garden. Come on. He wants to kill uh... What do they have there on the video? You don't kill him. We might start getting some ideas about what we can get away with around here. No, no. You can really use him as an example boss. Now Sammy, I thought you'd show a little more respect for your twin brother, but... Maybe you're right. Maybe I should show some amount of stick instead of all carrot I know carrot stick bread stick or dash some breadsticks over here kill me boss just kill me no Sammy Sammy please can we order get on the phone with all of us order just the breadsticks and you don't have you get the bread sticks for Olive Garden. Boss, order just the breadsticks and get them all.

You get the breadsticks for free. You don't have to order the breadsticks. Yes, order some free breadsticks, unlimited. Boss, I don't know if it works like that. In fact, I don't know why I want to be part of an organization that- Okay, so we at Olive Garden, when we hired you guys to make this ad for Olive Garden.

Yes. Or our big idea was just seeing a family sit down to make this ad for Olive Garden. Yes. Or... Our big idea was just seeing a family sit down at Olive Garden smiling. And then you say something like, when you're here, you're family. I don't know what got lost in translation, when you just say this whole thing. Well, if you notice they're sitting in the river the whole time, all three, and if you played it for another 17 minutes,

they do get around to saying when you're here, your family. It's at Tommy's funeral, at Sammy talking to her mom and dad. And I don't want to be a dick, but you've done the other commercial, okay? You've never done this commercial. So when you say you want, I want a guy named Jocka Mo to say it's about a family. That's fine, but we've all seen that. Yes. Yeah, but this is for the Super Bowl,

and we can't afford 17 plus minutes of a commercial. Do you know what the average eyeball of yourship is on a Super Bowl commercial that doesn't have violences? 0.7 seconds. You got to get them out of the gate. All right, can you make it 15 seconds? Oh, yeah, could Joe Pesci make home alone 15 seconds?

Yeah, I don't know. I've never seen it. See that? No, I've seen. I was the first day of the popular, the first day of the popular man was Joe Pesci and I was like, well, he did direct. So this is this is nothing. I know but maybe he did though a little bit, you know behind the scenes I know exactly how you got from a to B to Joe pesci We mentioned Aaron mentioned Super Bowl commercial Famously Joe pesci in the Snickers Super Bowl commercial where he's a little grouching grump and then he eats a snicker

And he turns into Lauren Lapkes Not the fact that we were Italian guys who are gonna get wet. No. Uh, there's no one to what. Superb commercials. Joe Pesci. It's just, it's superboke commercials. It's Joe Pesci.

Come on. Superboke commercials. Joe Pesci. I do have another riddle that I want to read for you now. Um, okay, here we go. Three children are at home with their nanny. Suddenly there's a bang in a woman's shouts. The children are unharmed, but the nanny is shot.

The police are not called, and moments later, everyone continues as if nothing had happened. Where was the nanny shot? Oh, she had an allergic reaction, and it was an Epipen shot to her leg. Uh, epipen shot to her leg. Aaron, there was a loud bang. What was the loud bang?

The shrimp eating a peanut. He's eating the bang, bang shrimp. And she's a little bit to show fish. She's a bang, bang shrimp. I think, can I make a new rule? How many, how often are we allowed to make new rules on this podcast? I feel like we haven't made a rule

since like episode 20. All right, start the clock. Do-do-do so much confidence, you could have just said I was correct. Now it looked like a fool. I, okay, okay, yeah, that's a fair rule. Aaron got that one. What did you say? But you can't. It was Bingbing Shrimp.

No. Aaron got that one as big as your episodes, but you can't do that for my episodes. It's my rule. Look, if everyone was curious what the issue of that red elis will never know, Aaron said it confidently. No, don't make me the bad guy here. It's shrimp or whatever. I said the whole red elis the whole thing here.

I said it was a allergic reaction and that was good. I like the hearing said, if I say something it goes and then JPC's like, okay, you're like, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm not the asshole here. No, but I'm saying from now on. Yes. When I say so. Okay.

Go. It goes. As a compromise, Aaron is a compromise. He's what I'll say. I'll say, Oh, Aaron, that's a really good answer. That's not the one we're looking for. In my opinion, Aaron. I don't like that.

Aaron, for you, it's cat rules. If you sit, you fit. Or if you fit, you sit. How are that works? What is that rule? With a cat, if you sit you fits or if you fit he sits how are that works what is that rule was a cat if it fits it sits so like you leave out a little top-ward dish and the cat can like sit inside of it he will sit oh he will meld to the like cats cats are like gas because they'll fill whatever space that they're in exactly yeah. Yeah. Cat gas. Yeah. Based on just saying Aaron should be able to do and say whatever she wants and.

Three. Did any shoe box I want? All right. Home with their nanny. Suddenly there is a bang and a little bit of the shots. The jokes are unharmed but the nanny is shot. The police are not called in moments later. Everyone continues if nothing had happened.

Where was the nanny shot? Nerf gun. Head. Cameraw. And then head with Nerf gun head camera? I'm gonna have a Nerf gun Camera Erin Camera all the bang was the shutter the bang was the bang was the Bang was the shutter flash cut her off garden. She slammed her head into the table

The modern abelia Bidelia who's just gonna get cussed. Oh. I guess that's more like a Mr. McGoo. Was the Nanny Nancy Sinatra? What does that mean? Didn't she sing a song called Bang Bang? Oh, okay. Or the bang was her dad upstairs with another waitress.

Uh, I mean, I love that answer, but no, that's not the answer. Camera, you were getting somewhere with camera, I think. Bang, camera, bang. Uh, she was shot. Oh, I forgot she was shot. Where, where was the dating shot? Where was she shot? She was shot.

Is that a rumor or a body part? Um, shot. I don't necessarily know if it's either. What? Oh either what well that's not the answer. Okay. Where was she shot? On for the nini shot. Is it like a such an easy? Oh hold on. I know this maybe She was forever there, there, there, there, there, there, there's the queens and she put this is my Vadava dava dava dava dava dava dava dava dava dava dava da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da you. If you sing a 35 to 45 second song and then give an answer, you should just get the answer. First of all, you didn't sing that song. You air in the song. You just go, I'm going to have a little bit of it. I'm going to be. Oh my god. You air in the song. I get

most of the vowels in half of the continent. That's good enough. It takes picture of JPC as he slams his head against the table. There's only five vowels. Yeah, it was so close. The nanny was not shot in Queens. The nanny was shot in Culver city. The nanny was shot in Culver city. Is this what the, is that the actual answer? The answer is yes. The nanny was shot in Culver city. I was a set where they used some exterior shots and queens, so they never shot the thing.

The queen's. The bang was the, what's it called? The little like placard that they used to bang in front of the camera. Oh God. That's called a gavill. Yeah, that's what judges use. No.

No. I hated that red off. The woman shouting is the director of the Nini, who was a woman, almost all of their episodes were directed by the same woman. There was some other, obviously, guest directors. That's just how TV works. And now everyone's on strike and no one can work.

But Frans Drescher is the president of the union. So it all comes full circle. Here's what I'll say. I always growing up in whatever time I grew up I was always like the nanny. I'll skip this went back and watch it Fucking outstanding. I remember that time when you were watching the nanny. You didn't like how smart that kid was though There's what I always hate smart kids and TV shows like weeds had a smart kid like it's always like a seven year old reading Carewack and like making references that like a 45 year old reading care whack and like making references that like a 45 year old man would

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Rocketmoney.com slash RID DLE. Hey, what's going on? Somebody leaned over my rocket money paint thing. Run, everybody run. Run, run, run. Maroon. Is that DaVinci? Yeah. Yes.

And by. Yeah. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Heck with my machete. clear the overgrown grass. Ah, I've done it. I've found it. This ancient city of BetterHelp. Ah, what is, let me walk through here. This doesn't look ancient.

It looks like there's people thriving here. What's, hello? Hey, Adel. Hey, Adel, you know me. Yes. What a weird thing to say to a hey, Adel. Oh, you know us, right? You're citizens of BetterHelp this town?

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Hmm, yes. I am here too celebrating it. You all seem very happy. This seems like a happy bunch of folks. Hey man, why don't you lose the sword? Oh, it's a machete, not a sword. Love it to the eye. Yeah, you're right. It's all good. Why don't I take that from you? Yeah, we'll put this somewhere safe. Okay, thank you. Thank you for that. I appreciate your better help. Well, not really. I'm not doing better help, but better help as therapy is actually pretty toned to a person like me because I want to learn positive coping skills, I want to learn

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is not going to be qualified to help with Adela. This may be one of the, maybe we get you to some other type of specialist. Okay. Yeah. That makes sense. But it, it seems here like there are higher glyphics that say, make your brain your friend with better help, visit betterhelp.com slash or without a slash because I don't have my machete better help.com slash riddle today to get 10% off your first month. That's better help. Let me uncover this moss help.com slash riddle better help.com slash riddle. Huh. And this is a perfect example of something that not you, Adel, but I would be sharing

with my therapist. Okay, okay. Everyone gather around gather around. Okay, yeah, as I finish dusting off the ancient structure. Boring. What if it says, says this podcast is sponsored by Squarespace. Oh, well, that's actually interesting. Squarespace, I've heard of this. Yes, it's the all-in-one website platform for entrepreneurs to stand out and succeed online, whether you're just starting out or managing a growing brand, right? Squarespace, oh, what I hear, makes it easy to create a beautiful website, engage with

your audience and sell anything from products to content to time, all in one place, all in your terms. Yes, that's what Squarespace is, but the question, what is it doing, bedded, here? Yes, yes, doctor, yes, doctor. Yes, doctor. Well, I think they're pretty cool because they have, they can host video content, organize your video library and showcase your content on beautiful video pages

and sell access to your videos on the member areas. It's super intuitive to use. That's probably why it's buried down here. Yeah, and Dr. Dustoff, a world famous archaeologist, they even sell custom merch. So we could get some Dr. Dustoff merch going. You easily sell it, you create passive income, it engages your audience, scales your brand, is that sound good?

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That is key. Okay, Dr. Dustoff, we don't know, you're the archaeologist. I'm sorry, what? You're, I drove. Oh. Okay. They call me Dr. Dustoff I'm sorry, what? You're...I drove! Oh! Okay, well... They call me Dutton Dustoff because when I get into a car accident, I make it kinda go away. I'm a smooth talker. I'm an easy walker, and I'm not mad looking either.

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riddle to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Dr. Dustoff. Your my new favorite character. Please sign everything. Yeah, please, please show up in an episode will you please? Okay, if you insist now hold on I'm taking a call. Hello. They're burning it down. Good. Oh, do we have insurance? I got to take this okay. Yes. This is just JP. Go left. Yeah, this is JP Riddle Center for Dora. I take everything back

I take everything back. Hey, Rick, don't break the promise. And Annie is filming for the live studio audience. Uh, Nanny, could you come in here for a moment? Who wants to do the voice? Nanny. What's to do with it? J.B.S. Rock paper scissors.

Whoever loses has to do it. What a truck paper scissors shoot. Through the cushion box in the kitchen. I can't. Danny, I'm Danny. I can't. Oh, Mr. Sheffield. Stop, stop, stop, stop. Everybody, stop.

Careful. Mark Shimson in my name. Everybody stop before someone gets hurt. Come on me. Let's see more riddles. Let's see how this plays out. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, have space, but no rooms. Keyboard. Yep, it's keyboard. Next.

Next. Get the shit out of here. Block. What is yours? But is used most by other people. My name. Next. Wow.

Wow. Air what's your name? Hmm. Wow. Wow. He just said it. It's your name? Mmm. Wow. He just said it. It's your... Erin.

That riddle was submitted by someone from Australia. Huh. You guys. No. Remember, Erin, I told you. If you say... Nar. Nar, r, r, r.

R and r. If you say r and r, those are the numbers. It sounds like you're saying, oh no one else is jelly. R and R. See? R, R, R. R and R. R and R.

R and R. R and R. All right, this next riddle. This next riddle is sent to us by Chris and Nelly, a riddle combo team. One of the first teams that has sent us a riddle. Give me a little quick. Is it getting hot in here? Are you going to do an animal par- quick? Is it getting hot in here? Are you gonna do an animal

for it? What is this getting hot in here? Is this something that we do and I forget what it is? It's never mind. Just pretend pretend I died. Oh, because Nelly? Because Nelly? Yes. But who's the first? I feel like it. Do a wooden battle meant this to be sort of like a drive by joke. And then when light hits it, it starts to die a little. It was meant to scuttle under the fridge and you turn on the light in the kitchen. And it froze. My joke froze. That's all of it.

That little joke friends are like, run. Come under the fridge and it just stopped moving and it goes, if I don't move, he can't see me. That is actually how, if you want to know, that's how you remember how to spell Aaron's name because you think, undalain, undalain, mommy, E-I, E-I. Uh-oh. E-I-I, messaging error.

K, E-I, F. Okay, so Chris and Ellie Wright, they're a team. They say, we have a puzzle for you, adapted from a problem in a cryptography class. Cryptography? I want us to cryptography. I just said cryptography. That's wrong.

Cryptography class. That's like a lot of, and I don't care either way, but I've heard so many people say like kisso meter or like the smoochometer or I'd say a lot of kiss things, but I always read it or think of it as kisometer. They're a magnet or kissometer. They're a smoochometer. I always think of it as ometerometer They're not gonna be a suitometer. Yeah, it's always I always think of it as Ometer and a lot of people say ometer, which I I don't know which one is the right or if there is a right answer

Who knows you understand that there is those think as a kiss a meter or a smooch a meter right you know that that's my backyard Collecting dust Cuz no no block party wants to have me dust. Because no block party wants to have me. Um, be the 40 year old guy bringing the smooch emitter to the block party. No, we're good, man. Uh, go back to your house with your cats. Damn it. But they say, don't worry, there's no math involved. So here's the puzzle. Allows and Bob are are spies. Alice needs to send Bob a boxful of top secret intel, but they can't trust that the mail service is secure. The box, the boxes latches can be locked with padlocks, but if she sends the key along with it, or since instructions on how

to open it, the mail person, Eve, will be able to open it. Alice and Bob cannot communicate except to the male. How can Alice get the box to Bob and allow him to open it without Eve intercepting it? And it's like, you said the lock is a key, has a key to it, there's not like a combination or anything. The box is like, it's just can be locked with padlocks. The padlock, okay. But if she sends a key along with it,

or sends instructions on how to open it, the male person will be able to open it. Wow, I guess a Kisometer would come in handy now, wouldn't it? How? As you get slip that key under your tongue, kiss somebody, slip it into their mouth. The fuck did you need the Kisometer for it? How else do you guys pass keys? And why won't anybody watch my house?

Can you read it again, JPC? I'm so sorry. Allison Bobber spies. Alice has to send Bob a Bob, a box full of top secret intel, but they can't trust the mail services secure. The box latches can be locked with padlocks, but if she sends the key along with it, or sends instructions about how to open it, the mail person will be able to open it. Alice and Bob can't communicate except to the mail.

How can it Alice get the box to Bob and allow him to open it without Eve intercepting it? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yep. Mm-hmm. Yep. So, she mails it to Bob's neighbor and then phones the neighbor and says, can you drop the soft at Bob's?

They can only communicate through the mail. They can't... Dendin' in a different... Phone is mail. Package. They can't. Then did it in a different package. Audio. Phone is mail. Audio mail. Oh, okay. This is Adels. Stand up from the 90s.

Phone is mail. Uh, email is feedback. What else? What else? Is anybody here from Denver? No. Fuck. And a really good little bit. Oh, this mail email is

female. It does sound like some like bad comedy. Yeah. Look at 90s. Um, this is hard. Is it like a dumb little answer? Do. Yeah. Like an idea. Um, this is hard. Is it like a dumb little answer? Do. Are these stupid little people living a stupid little lives?

A little thing. Some stupid. Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, are these little nothings just stupid nothings? This is actually fun. Can I just say that about this podcast? I actually love it. And I think it's a really good time. And I haven't had fun since 2018.

I was 26 when the show started. I'm 40 or something now. And I'm still having the best time. I love it. I'll be so sad if it ever ends. I love it. You're mentally 40 because this show ages you. I'm physically 90.

I'm mentally dead. You have the lungs. You have the lungs and brain of someone who solves, I want to say, eight packs of riddles a day. Exactly. Yeah. So they can only communicate through mail. So I think what you, it cut me off if I'm wrong.

I think what I'll, I'll let you keep going forever. I think what Alice does is for the next like eight years, she sends like 10 letters a day to Bob or whatever his name is. And then Eve gets so fucking bored. She's just going through all the mail. She's like, what am I missing? She uses lemon juice, black lights, can't figure it out. Then when she sees Eve takes a day off, mail it on a Sunday.

And hope it walks there it on Sunday. And hope it did you get it? It walks there on a Sunday. Does it have to be unlocked with a key or can it be unlocked with the code? That's what I was asking. I guess it could be both. It could be unlocked for the code. Just send a different letter with the one in the key that now. If you send the code, if you send the code at all, the, the eve will intercept it. And we'll have to go. No good. What if you send the code at all, the Eve will intercept it and hold.

Eve is so good. What if you dress it to yourself, and then throw it into the middle of the street, and then when Eve delivers it, you balker on the head. It seems like you don't want to do the rental. You're just addressing it to yourself, throw it this straight. You're like, what if I just take my ball, go fucking home, huh? What if that happens?

What else, male only? Okay, what if she breaks the key and pieces? It shoves them in like a payday or something? Oh, God. I need a hint, I think. I'm so sorry. And we need a hint, please. Okay, your hint is, there is room

for more than one padlock on the box. That's a good hint to solve this. Okay, so it's multiple padlocks, and then one of the padlocks is the key. What do you think, hold on, I didn't know what you think a padlock is. The padlock is the container. A little printed bear who loves marble.

If it has, if you have two different containers with two different padlocks and one of them, I don't know. G.C. If I answer this question correctly, people are going to know on the spy. That's so smart. I have to play it dumb. I've been playing it dumb for five years. Okay, so there's room for more than one padlock. Is this a thing where you send like a million keys? No, it's so funny. Okay, so there's room for more than one padlock,

and I will say that the answer involves, this will have to pass to the mail more than one time. And I think that's a really, that's almost giving you the answer. Oh, you dress it to, you have it addressed to Bob, like Bob sent it to someone else. Okay. Is Eve looking for, I don't know, man. I don't think you're there.

I don't have the AC on. It's my crazy as well. This is exposing a huge blind spot for me, which is, I don't know how the fucking postal service works. Okay, you don't need to know. You don't need to know. It's like a different kind of version of the wolf chicken grain thing. I have fucking dog. I have something this way than this and this.

I would love, yes, Aaron, it is that. I would love to point you to the most confident people in the world to two riddles ago where you were like, next, done, get it off my desk. Proof it. I don't think I was us. You're thinking of billbuds. That was two other guys.

Speaking of billbuds, it's Wee's Tober Fest on the billbuds. Five Wee's are albums this month. Really? They're Kishia. Green blue, pink, curtain. The one with islands in the sun. That's all, all right, all valid.

You see, we're in my invite to come back on billb He's very kind of invited to come back on Bill Buds. Aaron, you want to come back on Bill Buds and talk about what I got to say is probably a really bad Weezer album because you're welcome to this month. You want to know? That's a big cue. Yeah, you'll come back.

You'll come later. We'll get to on a better episode. And I have to assume my invite hasn't been sent because Eve is going to intercept it. And then you have to have Eve on the podcast to review one of Eve's Rough Rider albums or whatever. You know what? I know what's happening right now.

You guys are having a lot of trouble with this rental because you're constrained by how to think about it. I'm gonna give you an opportunity to think about it a different way. So I wanna see a scene. Adel and Aaron, you are Bob and Alice, okay? You're not doing the male thing. You're meeting at a cafe to talk about how horrible this whole

mailing the box of secret information has been going for you, too. I just, I have knock on any sleep. I feel like. Wait, Bob, you have to say the password first. Sure. So I know it's really you and not. You're not wearing a mission impossible mask. Ever since that movie came out, it has been financially draining and emotionally exhausting.

That's the password. Great, you remember. It is a real you. Ever since I saw that movie, it's been physically exhausting and emotionally draining. We should have different passwords, the two of us. We should. Because I feel like, whatever I say, you just repeat it. And it is right. But it just feels like, I don't know. Anyway, anyway.

Eve is obsessed with us. That's such a headache. Oh my God. Ever since high school, she always used to sit between us. She always said, oh, can you hand me, I put my bag over there, can you hand me my bag? There's just no way for us to kind of get. Nah, nah.

He's the one that needs more coffee for their coffee cups? This breeze is wearing several fake mustaches. Huh, and this is... This is Nashville-born and bred coffee and toast? Yes, yes. Nashville-born and bred. I'm from just over the hills. Oh, it checks out.

What hills? East of Nashville. Ow, this. It does check out. You're being rude. Can I have the locks and bagel? East, locks and bagel, no problems. And just for the security purposes,

we can't have loose bag and restaurant. So I can take bag and keep it for the you behind bar My gym clothes and some fruit rollups I like to eat them in the shower You eat the fruit rollup at the gym. Yeah in the shower Great while he cries. Sorry. I don't know if you want me to mention that part. No, that's fine Everyone knows it was on it was on the news. I don't know why Good Morning America picked that up, but slow news month, I guess.

So. You're crying gin man. Yeah, here's an autograph. I don't know. Yes, yes. Yes. What do you recommend on the menu? What do you think I should order?

I like to eat the Nashville hot. Everyone's narrowing their eyes at each other. The Nashville hot. Everyone's narrowing their eyes at each other. Chicken. Wait a minute. Watch, check that out. No, okay, yeah, check that. And my beer for a joke of choice is, of course.

Don't say vodka. Don't say vodka. Sweet vodka. Okay, I guess. Oh great, checks out. Did we get the answer? JBC? Did we figure it out? No, but don't you feel like you're having a better time now? No. No. It's my left. It's my right.

You'll walk through the traffic. Okay, so multiple locks can be used, but you can't send multiple keys. Is what you said. Yeah, if you if you send a key through the mail, evil open, she'll open the lock. What's something you can do to bypass a mailman. No, no part of this answer involved sending keys. Okay. Only sending the box to the mail and it'll go through the mail multiple times. Oh, okay. So wait a minute.

Okay. If Alice. Okay. If Alice, okay, it's so simple. If Alice sends Bob the box, but not the key. Uh-huh. He, Eve can't open it because it's padlocked. Yes. Bob gets it. Bob. not the key. Uh-huh. He, Eve can't open it because it's padlocked. Yes.

Bob gets it. Bob, Bob the builder, of course, works in construction. He has a buzz saw. He buzz saw. Let me finish. I feel really like trapped by this rental. I feel a little claustrophobic inside this rental. Oh, wait a minute. I will wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay. So if there's multiple padlocks, so she puts on a padlock that Bob already has the key to, mails it to Bob. He has a key at home, opens it up, takes out the stuff. Padlock. So close, so close, that she has a padlock

and he has a padlock. Yeah. So, okay. So she mails it with her padlock. He receives it, puts on his padlock, sends it back. She receives it, undoes her padlock, keeps his padlock on, mails it back. Now he can open it. Oh, he was in the juxtaposed life. Thank you. You got me out of that horrible riddle. It's so stuffy in there. Aaron, can I upset you further sure I'm almost

This I Can't I cannot tell a lie you know this I'm so mad at you ever since I chopped on that Third lion cherry space. Okay. Yeah, that's fair Right future in a cryptography. That was horrible. What the fuck is cryptography? Is that like, dance?

Is that like, cartography? I think it's like the imitation game. I think it's like, you know, like, spy shit, like decoding things and stuff like that. You know, like, what's it called when you use like a, a cipher, right? Having too much time on your hands. A cipher.

Shots fired. I've never used a cipher, okay. Adel has. Yeah, Adel has. I've had Adel has a cipher. I used to love little puzzles and riddles and stuff. I used to write little secret messages to my sister and then send her the key and she would rip it up and throw it in the room.

And then we broke you, we broke your spirit. And I broke my spirit. Like, can he puzzles and riddles and then? I'm like a wild horse. Look, I always offered a user-sifer, but no woman has ever asked me. I was like, I'm not saying a thing, but I'm not saying the thing, the thing, the thing.

That's so funny. Yeah. Apple cider. Mumbo number five. Yeah. That's on Jack Dems. Oh, sorry, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm a murder. I would say it evolves a murder. Okay. Two men are found dead in a high rise elevator. They had never met or spoken to each other and yet one Clearly killed the other. It's likely the other died because the pressure got to him Both had come directly from their office one in the basement the other on the 30th floor What leads to their demise child's play these are two John wicks These are two John wicks. These are two John Wicks. I'd like to see a scene. You are two John Wicks and you just got on the same elevator.

Can you hit three? Sure. And we fast forward through 38 minutes of dead silence. Thanks. Yeah. And he goes, 30 minutes, he goes back down to slow elevator. Are they able to kiss? Hey, you dropped this.

Pulls out. Knife. Ew. Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew I miss him Two guys walk out of the theater That was a I press the button on the elevator. Oh fuck. The high choreography alone. I'm believable. I do love that, Adel and I have the same idea that seed, which is that he says like six words

and the two hours of that old movie. If you take Kiano Reeves dialogue from every single John Wick movie, I think there's four. It's only a high coup. I do, no, honestly, if you did a master cut of just his dialogue from those movies, how long do you think it would be? 10 minutes? Less. That's great. I think he mostly goes,

yeah, or uh-huh, I need a suit. It's a lot of that. He does, he does also just a lot of reactions. Like a lot of other people will have monologues and he'll just be like standing there kind of looking at him. Yes. And here's what I'll say. Oh, me poking holes in this is not to say I adore the John Wick movies and I adore Canneries. I think he's America sweetheart. So just making fun of it. Oh, that's it. That's the end of the statement. Yeah. Okay. Let's see the episode. I think, uh, check swatch. We have 40 minutes left. Starts fighting JPC with a knife. I'd hate. Look, I'll, I'll die in that hell. I think the John Wick films are great. I do think that the first one was definitely the best one. And the rest of the time, like was on because of John Lee was on the rest of them are fine.

I think you're, um, yeah, you're correct. But when they started building out the world and they were like, hey, isn't it crazy that you have to buy things with coins at this hotel? I was like, okay, we're good. Well, I think we've mentioned this before, but I gaffod when like one month stay was a single coin and then in a John Wick to common orders like an old

fashion and it's one coin and I'm like whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what's that old fashion or what kind of room did he get? It kind of makes me think like that you don't actually even need the coin like the coin is just like the coin is just like I think they just it's that there's only I here's what I think there's only one coin in the whole world. And they pass it around. Pass it around. And whoever has it can just get, it's just like you get one free thing.

It's like when you write your mom like, I'll do, you know, I'll know the lawn. Here's a little coupon book. A little coupon for free hugs. Yep. Do you guys have an insert of this riddle? The high rise elevator, the two. Oh, fuck.

He-mailed the package. He-mailed it back. He-mailed it back. So the two- Oh, fuck. He- He- He- He- He- He- He- He- He- He-

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He- He- He- He- He- He- He- He- He- Yes. Is one of the guys an elevator operator? One of the guys is not an elevator operator, but I mean, yes, they are. It's close, it's close to that. They're not like the, because in my mind, the elevator operator is like the person who is in the elevator, like pressing buttons for people. Oh, yeah, yeah, I see what's in the chat. But that's suitin' to time.

They are, you would say that this person, like, service repair operator is part of their Oh, yeah, yeah, I see what's that but that's suit and tie they are you would say that this person like service repair elevator is part of their job. Yeah. Drupi the dog. Bell. Going down. Dorman. No, no, no, no, it's not a bellhopper at Dorman. No, not Dorman. Robbie Dorman. You know the guy who kills people he doesn't know. Come on. It's neither. It's neither of those guys. The guy that you made up. He's no. He is. No. I'll Google him. What's his name? Robbie Dorman. I don't remember. JPC, did you say if they're, are they still up on whatever floor you said, or are they

at the bottom of the building? I did not say, but they are, I would say, at the bottom of the building. I did not say, but they are, I would say, at the bottom of the building. So somebody definitely fell down the shaft. I would think. Shut your mouth. But I'm just talking about the elevator. Oh, okay. That's fine.

Shaft. Did somebody fall down the elevator shaft? One of the people did fall down the elevator shaft, yeah. Here's what I think happened, because this is almost happened to me. You're in the elevator and you have to fart so bad. And as the doors are closing, you're like, thank God there's nobody else in here.

And then somebody goes, wait, and you try to close, close, close, close, close, close the door, and then they get their hand right in there and they shove it open, right? Yeah. I mean, I'd kill somebody. GPC, can you tell us the answer? The amount of times in my life, me being a reasonably intelligent man of a cultured individual

been around for a while, the number of times I've gotten onto an elevator and farted, and then, only to think like, what the fuck did I just do? I'm not, there's many floors between where I get on. I'm ruined. I'm ruined. People get on floors between where I get on. If you're gonna get on, I'm ruined. I'm ruined. People get on and they're like, hey, somebody farted on the phone. I'm part of the guy. I did, man, I did.

I forgot. What can I tell you? What can I tell you? Except I forgot. Press the button and then... Oh, Aaron, that's, I bet there's a service man on top of the elevator, servicing the elevator. It said like, add a order.

Maybe the sign fell off. A guy hit like up. The elevator went all the way up, crushed the elevator. It said like out of order, maybe the sign fell off, a guy hit like up, the elevator went all the way up, crushed the guy because he was servicing the elevator, it shouldn't have not been ridden. So the guy where the sign fell off got in the elevator and then plummeted all the way down because it wasn't supposed to be ridden. That's very close. I think that because technically in that situation, the guy who crushed the other guy did kill him because he hit the button or something. So that is close. It's not the correct answer, but I think it's close enough that I can give it to you and I can give

you the correct answer. Okay. So the guy in the basement was the superintendent. He had turned off the elevator because there was like a malfunction and he had opened that like hatch door to like check the mechanism on top of the elevator. Whereas another guy, the elevators have principles. Yeah, most of them. If you're a principal, we're another guy, a businessman from the 30th floor, distracted by his phone, walked right past the out of order sign through the malfunctioning door, which was what this guy was there to fix. Into the elevator shaft fell through the hatch, landing on the

superintendent, killed. Good. That's a good one. And they're at all. Okay. When you saw that one, you would be like, Oh, yeah, one of these guys absolutely killed the other guy. It's not like a, they both died.

It's like, No, this is a, this is a kill on this guy. Yeah. Um, okay, I'm glad I'm glad that you liked that one. So I guess I have to give you one that you probably won't like. Is that how this works? Or we could see, we could fill the rest of time with more two John Wicks. No, one more riddle, no more John Wicks of this house. Ah, here we go.

Here's your last riddle of the day. And then you can finally be free to watch all the John Wicks movies you want. The Continental. Whittle. the John Wick movies you what? The Continental. What? What? What I am, the Continental would be like the fucking, what like Apple TV Netflix series spin off. Did you know that it's coming out? In next week, JPC, you didn't know about this. I don't want to.

It's set in the 70s in New York. It's, is it Ian McShane, who's like the concierge or whatever? It's his backstory. It's, isn't the 70s in New York and guess who's one of the leading stars? Is it Ian McShanner? Or are they are they doing a different actor that looks like him, but like, you know, he owns like a 26 year old. No, they're not in it, but guess who is in it?

I don't want to say his name. Never mind. Let's move on. What you want to say it? Say it. Coward. Mel Gibson. Mel Gibson.

Don't scream it. He's been top of mind for me lately. Coward? Mel Gibson. Mel Gibson. Don't scream it. He's been top of mind for me lately. I recently rewatched What Women Want. Ha ha ha ha. Which one? The only one. I thought there was a, oh, sorry.

No, the other one is What Men Want. That's right, that's right. What women want is for you to not get blackout drunk and scream antisemitic things as you're being arrested. That's right. What women want is for you to not get blackout drunk and scream anti-Semitic things as you're being arrested. That's what women really want. Oh, that's very funny. It is very funny too that like, look, I saw he was in like a Mark Wahlberg movie not

too long ago. And I saw him, it was like, what are we doing? We're just letting this guy back into like, movies like this, what's going on? Well, we remember. We remember. He basically like tapped Hollywood on one shoulder and Hollywood turned around and then he like ran

in front of them on the other side. Yeah. And then Hollywood was like, Oh, he showed me, he showed back up to set one day and they're like, you know what, we can't remember why we were mad at you. And then like everyone else was like, Hey, we can.

We truly can. We truly can. We're deep in the, I don't wanna get burned again. We're in the middle of a riddle right now, aren't we? Yeah, real size of the reddle. I haven't started the riddle, so you're not really in the middle, but yes, we have to start, so here it is. Here we go.

When I am young, I don't touch the ground. I fly through the air, but don't make a sound. In the eyes of a child, I am a delight. But when I do die, I give quite a fright. What am I? Snow, bubbles am a delight. But when I do die, I give quite a fright. What am I? Snow, bubbles. Snow bubbles. Snow bubbles.

It is not your soul, Adel, that's fucked up and creepy. Funniprograms. It is not snow, and it is not bubbles. I am, I don't touch the ground when you're young. When I'm young, I don't touch the ground. I fly through the air, but don't make a sound. In the eyes of a child, I am a delight. But when I do die, I give quite a fright. Cite. I like this, don't touch the ground. I fly through the air, but don't make a sound. And the eyes of a child, I'm in delight, but when I do die, I give quite a fright.

Cite. I like this, it rhymes. Ground sound, delight, fright, it rhymes. Cite. It's not an animal. It's not a kite, but kite is closer, it's not an animal. Uh, but it rhymes with, it rhymes with the other words.

Is it man made or natural? Cite. Cite. I would say that this is man made. Wow, it's a combination of things that are man made and natural. Right, night. The night. Yeah, I'll this is manmade. Wow, it's a combination of things that are manmade and natural. The fuck? Yeah, I'll just say manmade.

Manmade will be easier. Oh. Paper airplane. It's not a paper airplane, but that's actually, I think when I do die, I give quite a fright. It's gonna be a light. It's fireworks. Not a fireworks.

That's actually a good guess, because it dies and it blows up, yeah. Does it rhyme with the other words? Right? I'm sorry, no. The answer does not rhyme with the other words. I see. I apologize if I miss that. Shadow.

I think that. Okay, stop. Just don't do shadow in echo. Don't do that. It's me and Nate. It's me and Nate. It's me and Nate. It's me and Nate.

It's me and Nate. It's me and Nate. It's me and Nate. It's me and Nate. It's me a love, it's not a silence and it's not your name. Here's your first clue. I'm often found in large groups of people who gather in backyards and theme parks and steeple. COVID. What's that? COVID. Yeah, this is from 2018, so fuck. Is that another Lafayette happy rapper that caught up?

We have to be guys. No more fucking, you know, bloody Mary Dracula drinks jokes. We have to be on top of it. We have to have our fingers on the pulse of the taffy nation. Hey, I know we're all thinking about it, but everyone needs to stop writing COVID, lavy taffies. We're actually have a job to do. Um, this, I, here's the thing. I'm not frustrated by this riddle because I really like the way it's written, but I have no idea. Can we get a small, can you read it one more time?

Let me give you your second clue. Yes. What I am made of, you can also use in cleaning gloves and the bottom of shoes. Cleaning gloves? The bottom of shoes. Not cleaning gloves, but cleaning gloves. Cleaning gloves, latex, yes. Rubber. Rubber is rubberies. Rubber is, rubber is, rubber is, rubber.

Part, it says what I am made of. So this would be made of sometimes rubber. Counting. I prefer sheepskin, but no, it's not a condom. Although you could use a condom for this, I think. What? A balloon. It's a balloon when it pops, it's terrifying.

I'm really close with bubble. You are close with bubble. You can't use a balloon as a condom, but you can use a condom as a balloon. Is it that fucked up? Clowns. Knock it out. We all know you're doing it.

Use the balloon as a condom in a pinch. It is actually going out to my cloud ex boyfriend. So you're telling me your penis is shaped like a poodle? Hey sparkles, you know what you did, okay? Cool. Yes, it is a balloon. I will give a shout out to Miranda for sending that one. And thank you so much.

Lamb's episode shut. Okay, I think it's all about it. I know, I was walking through the episode. I am like, my balloon was in there. Anything to plug. I would like to plug JPC's recent guest appearance on a little podcast called, Whoa. Whoa.

It's all about 21 Chump Street on a podcast called The Word Association. We had a wonderful time Rob Brett myself having JPC on. It's a little embarrassing because Brett and I fought in front of JPC, which is it's always embarrassing to fight in front of company. Don't know why that would be embarrassing that happens literally every time you two are together. Aaron, is there a thing you would like to plug?

Check out to come D&D, give it a shot if you haven't yet. We're a little ways into season four and I think it's really fun. So check it out if you want. JPC, any reviews, any fun ones left? Hey, I'll just give this another quick plug because why not? We're here. It's Weasetoberfest on the Billbud's pod. Uh, so if you're listening to Billbud's this month, we are only covering a Weezer albums as we have done. But this is the third year we're doing it. We're covering everything from everything will be all right. In the end to the black album, this is 2014 to 2019 in a Weezer's career. This is.

Do they really have a black album? They have, they have a black album. Yes. They weezer has like 50% of their albums are like monochromatic albums. Uh, um, uh, Kasey says make believe. Kasey, that was last year. The fuck are you talking about make believe Just naming weezer albums. That's not gonna get you very far in this business. Casey. I'm so mad at Casey right now

We do have a five-server if you want to go to five-server you featured on the show Just you know plug it into the internet and put it out there. Maybe I'll find it This one's coming from Kitten Tea Party. Kitten Tea Party says need podcast Hey, everyone make sure to follow me on Twitter at JP. fly, check out my Instagram, Shark Parkman, or my Twitch Shark Parkman. You can also find me on OnlyFans at FART Parkman. Now I will say thank you so much for plugging all of my things, including my OnlyFans, which actually needs the money because it's not doing well. But I really don't use social media much anymore. So if you are trying to get in contact with me there be prepared for a long wait time. You can mail him a box with a padlock, I want to say.

Yeah, yeah, to our mailing address, a box with a padlock. It'll be fun for us. Now, Aaron, of course, in the Wiccaverse, John Wicca is known as Babayaka, which stands for something very special very celestial Jupiter yeah 30 minutes later By forever starts to start Baba Yaka is in McShane for a coin. You know what I mean? Huh. Huh. Huh.

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