Hey Riddle Riddle - #274: Bee's All That

Episode Date: October 18, 2023

Hello weary traveller! Have a seat, put up your feet and get ready (or don't - we don't mind) for some slower paced riddles. If you need to stay the night we've got an extra room and in the morning...we're making cacio e pepe!Starring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: Casey ToneyTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & printsWant to mail us something? Hey Riddle Riddle 6351 W Montrose Ave #267Chicago, IL, 60634Want to leave us a voicemail? Call (805) RIDDLE-1 or (805-743-3531)Want to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fmThis episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/RIDDLE and get on your way to being your best self.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a head gum podcast. Hey Adela and JPC, can you come in here for a second? Yeah, okay. Well, I got your Hayrittle riddle report cards in the mail today Just so we could talk about them really quick. Wait, okay great. Let's go to McDonald's I think I can trade mine for chicken nuggets. Please. Let's go to McDonald's right now. I can cheer for chicken nuggets Yeah, there's a new thing. It's like it's like book it, but with McDonald's. It's called mucket. Yeah Well, I think we should address some things first. I'm not sure McDonald's is on the menu today boys So I'm sure I'm sure I disagree with you. I'm sure I disagree

Me just back on the menu. Here's my thing those creatures. What were they? And so are those called the trolls Sarron's army when they go looks like These back down those characters. Yes, they're the toys of these things You're telling me those things that were like created by Saramon. They know what menus are. Adel, you bring me to the first point is Adel waxes poetic about Lord of the Rings too much and on Heyrita Rital and class. Well do you think that Saram doesn't know what menus are because if he created them, like, you know, if you were going to have a bunch of children at all, they would know

what Fwa Gra was and like most most kids would put it on thin minutes. And here's an air in another thing. You name one character, Sauron, and another character, Sauromon. Come on, man. Oh, that's right. Yeah, that's right. Sauromark in there.

Uh-huh. You can see in your report card, it says pleasure to have in class dot, dot, dot, not. Oh, that's where the least a chicken nugget. That's where the least a chicken nugget. That's where the least a chicken nugget. Yeah, you guys are getting like bees and sea minuses, sea minus on. Bees.

Yeah, it's on building up Aaron and letting her talk. And app. Boys. That's also an impossible class. Aaron, can we also. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Okay. You get in there for that. possible class. Aaron, can we also, uh, uh, uh, uh,

uh, uh, uh, okay, you get in there for that. Yes, Saddle. Can we bring something to the table? We better not be my report card. JBC and I

went to the most recent PTA meeting, of course, puzzle teacher conference. What are those called? Paul Thomas Anderson. Paul Thomas Anderson. PTA stands for parent-teacher conference Wouldn't that be PTC? What is PTA parent-teacher association? The PTA is the parent-teacher association a parent-teacher conference is

That would be called a PTC, but nobody calls it that okay fine. We went to Monards, but listen. We got you a gift It's a set screwdriver's so This is for all you do for us, because you keep things tight. To... To the show tight. To the screwdriver cocktails. These have been in the sun, I think, for a while.

Yeah, I curdled. It's fine. Let's go to McDonald's. You guys can pick out one thing you want off the menu. I'm gonna fuck Grimmis. I'll tell you guys that my brother and I, when we were growing up, we used to tell each other, like, put down it's about where we came from and like how we were born and one time My little brother got mad because I said that he was born covered in deer ticks

And he said that mom and dad got me at the disc cup bin at minards But they waited an extra week until they dropped the price down 50% That is I was cold to wait a week after it's already in the disco already the disc got bad But they're like just trust me. It'll be here to week No rush Well, there is a rush actually to get into doing some riddles I'm okay. Why why is there? What is it what what Except that as a premise're just dragging DPC by like the episode. Come on. Get in there. Get in there.

All right, you're going to break your fingernails dragging them in the dirt. Here's what today's episode about. Here's what it, here's what it about. We're going to get there fast so we can take it slow as the Beach Boys one saying, because the riddles today, I mean, there's not like a, there's a bit of a theme, but there are a lot of just sort of relaxing, I think my gasp is a bit of a, just a lot of relaxing sort of country side, bacolic.

Do you give away from it all? Yes. We're just, we're just gonna sit on the porch, drink some lemonade and solve some riddles today. Did you know that when the Beach Boys wrote that song, Co-Como? All the places that they talk about in the song, Co-Como? They were actually men when they wrote that. So they weren't Beach Boys.

The Beach Men. They should have been called the Beach Men. Beach Men. The Beach Men. So, I'll do some riddles. I'll do some riddles. I'll do some riddles. I said yes. Oh.

I'll do as many as I can until I'm full and then I'll stop. I forget we should keep asking each other. Did you want to even do riddles today? Yeah. Yeah. We just assume. Yeah. Hey guys.

Hey guys. I got an autopilot. This is a little PTA from old JPC. It's important to get consent before you start doing rails on your friends. Publet purpose announcement? Paul Thomas Edison. Yeah. Uh, here is the first riddle. Wait, I get, get a blanket.

It's a little, we'll chill out. Little green hats on little red faces. Arrive in June and take their places. Hiding out among the grasses until they're found by lads and lasses Little boxes made a tick-tack in the back Tick-tack on the side of the bird selling you in a pink one and green one and blue one What is our low-gothry final answer strawberries flowers Aaron you are right and then you are wrong therefore you're wrong jpc

You know steal what he got three I Is strawberries switch these fruits kill fascists? I was gonna say this could draw this guitar kill strawberries. Oh Oh no. Why did all guitars kill strawberries? Yeah, they can. I do want to see a scene. Already? You know what, you're right. We're, we got into Roodle so fast,

we're gonna take it slow. Aaron, you're right. Everyone. I mean, you can, but I'm just fast. Just take a deep breath, relax, hear neck and shoulders. I think there's a lot of tension being held. And let's, let's just mosey on.

No, that's my head. I need it. I need it. I should have this. This is the part of my head. Here's the next riddle. Just lulling back and forth. I should have my shoulders out.

She frolics in the heather and flies without a feather, stores up her golden treasure to weather, winter, weather. Wow. She's quite in the Heather. This is about a woman who had a relationship with Heather Locklear Uh-huh. It was a squirrel who was married to Heather Locklear. That squirrel's name was Some musician I forget is This is like this episode. It's like the Bob Ross of riddles You got a happy little riddle over here. This episode is like the Bob Ross of riddles. You got a happy little riddle over here. This episode is like the Bob Ross of Reddles and your

BBS and it sponsored by people like you. It's been a while since my PS 18s, but I don't think I would be able to get that one right at all. Can you read it again? Aaron, my friend, I would love to. For you, the world. She frolics in the heather and flies without a feather, stores up her golden treasure to weather winter weather. So something that like,

it's like a silo, like a grain silo? Yeah. Is it an animal? How does a grain silo fly? Well, Red Bull. Yeah, that's true. I'm sure you think. Aaron, it is an animal.

And I just want to say, well, Aaron, you're close and you're not close. You're close in certain ways and you're way far off in other ways. A person. No, okay. Is just a person wearing a bear costume. No.

She frolics in the heather and flies without a feather, stores up her golden treasure to weather winter weather. Golden treasure. Is this a bee? Honey? Oh, it's a bee. Golden treasure. Aaron, you each said a correct answer.

Can you combine them? Honey bee. It's a honey bee That's we are like see a scene are the workers are the worker bees? She's or is the queen the only she I know they have a queen But is the queen the only female? I don't think so right maybe Wow the Patriot no, it's not the Patriot It's the opposite here. Here's what I'll say. All I know is that the queen, I believe,

and I don't even know this, I really backtrack it. The queen makes royal jelly, I want to say, which sounds so good. Yeah. Does, and the queen does make the royal jelly. I think so. Isn't the royal jelly what they feed to the queen to make the queen?

Because the queen basically just gets bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger until It dies and then they have to like really rush to get a new queen in like four days They're like shit shit shit shit shit. Is it should we grab Terry and I'm like not Terry And it's like we don't have a choice man They take they take some glasses off one bee and like let the beesaint. And then all the bees do a synchronized dance that they never practiced. And have the way is the bee quaint. I'd like to see a scene.

Absolutely. JPC, you are honey bee. Addle, you're different kind of bee. And you're noticing that he's like taking more of his share of honey. Addle, and you're like a little concern that he's hoarding all the honey for himself. Buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-buz-b Um, had this... Oh no! Uh... Sorry, I just need to... Fly away from my honey.

Don't touch my honey. Oh you notice I am a fly bee, which is a new... A fly and a bee for the first time. You were like a scrub bee. No. That's rude. For the first time ever, a bee and a fly had sex, and I am the product of that... Um, beautiful.

Constantly. I would not... I would not be telling people about that well. I'm proud of My uniqueness, so I just need a scoop. I just need a little flash of honey do not touch do not touch my honey I'm gonna touch my honey. We have biscuits back home cooling and if I don't get the honey back there My parents are gonna divorce. This is the first fly and beat you don't even need honey. Go go eat shit Not an insult. I know that that's what you like to do. You know what?

It might be just piles of shit on a cookie tray. Maybe they're not biscuits. Here's what I think happened. I think your dad's a bee, your mom's a fly. And one day your dad tried shit, which bees are forbidden to do, and your dad got a taste for it. Hmm. Okay. Well, that could be the case, so I'm not gonna argue here. Which bees have forbidden to do and your dad got a taste for it. Hmm

Okay, well that could be the case, so I'm not gonna argue here. Hey friend. You have a blessed day Blessed day. Have you heard the news? Oh Have you heard about the office we give it the office? Beesas Beesas oh Beesas oh Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. Speaking of old, old Jack Spanner had a back that is bent and feet that are firmly stuck and cement.

Though at his side, daydreamers Terry, there's never been a load he couldn't carry. An ant? Is this like someone that the mob has killed? Um, excuse me? They've built his, like, a little kitty pool with cement and then tossed him off the side of the boat, like in the Habba. Are you trying to say the Habit? What's the one with smog and all the riddles?

The Habit. Yeah, where are the boats going? The Boston Habit. The desolation of Smog. Smog. Good. Um, Adal, you have to read it again. Yeah, where's the boss of the hobbit? The desolation of smoke. Smell good. Adel, you have to read it again. These are- Am I moving in slow motion today?

How do I sound to you? What's this? Like, how do I sound? Aaron, you're not moving in slow motion. You're not living in Chimey Mansion. You are, again, you're on a wrap round porch. You're relaxed. The breeze is fluttering through your hair.

You're sitting there and wake up. It's not that relaxed. Yeah. I think Adel has fucked up because he is trying to do two relaxing of an episode, Aaron. And I know we gotta keep the energy up for you, specifically. I will fall asleep.

I will fall asleep this episode. Should I try? Is that funny? Is that good audio? Casey, can we clip that? Can we clip that? Okay. Casey, can we just clip that please? Please tell me we got that. It's like this one, our episode, but errands asleep for 60 minutes.

I wonder, would it be like a fun experiment to try? I could try. You would succeed. Of course you would succeed. Peak by the curtain. Sometimes we do record like two episodes back to back. Four, three. This, sometimes we do three, but rarely we do three. This happens to be a time where we are, this is the second episode that we've recorded. How many episodes do you think we would have to record Aaron in a row for you to fall asleep fully for what episode? We're riddled. Two. Two. Two. I think she had to do do so fast.

It would be fun to try. Well, you let one day let me try to follow the singing episode. Casey says, I know what'll wake her and I cannot wait. Oh. Oh. Oh. Man, I won't make it be.

So that is, you know how people associate like a alarm clock sound with like the most stressful feeling in your body. Yeah. KC nail on the head. That is what that sound does to me. It triggers my fighter flight. I'm like, I'm going to do the worst rap of all time. You know why KC is playing that?

Is because you are encroaching in his territory. He is sleep-o and you're threatening to sleep for an episode. I'm not trying to make my brand sleep-o. That is brand. That is brand. It's KC. and you're threatening to sleep for an episode. I'm not trying to make my brand sleep, oh. That is brand. Brands. Casey. That's Casey's brand.

That's 100% Casey's brand. All right, I'll stay awake for this episode, but one day I would like to try. Here's what I'll say. I was attempting to do a relaxed breezy episode until I started to see it and said, can I have some honey and JPC's way. I only got one speed. I only got one speed. Old Jack Spanner had a back that is

bent and feet that are firmly stuck and cement. Though at his side, daydreamers Terry, there's never been a load he couldn't carry. This is one's a little bit tricky. A bench. Yeah, it's a chair. Would it be a bridge? JBC. You beautiful fool, it's a bridge. Wow.

Okay. Now, I got bad news for the crumbling infrastructure of the United States, but there are loads that bridges can't carry. They happen often and they happen often, and they happen to disaster as a fact. That's a moth man, moth man effect. Here's our exciting bike JPC. I love it very much.

Bump said it, because I need to see. Let me reduce Aaron's anxiety for a second. If you are on a bridge during a bridge collapse, there is nothing you could do. Okay. Okay. Okay, I'm trying,, I'm dead too. Can Chicago can go and unplug JPC's microphone?

I'm looking for my phone. Actually, I'm pretty. Who can cut his power? Ray, are you there? JPC's. You just need to go over to JPC's. JPC's like a telephone you're talking into. And then as you're talking into the phone, you look over and you realize the wires been cut

and you're like, uh, oh, chin. You're the middle of a phone call. You look down, you see the wires been cut and you're like, oh, you hang up, you pick it up again, you start calling the doctor and you go, what am I doing? What am I doing? Uh-oh. I do want to see a scene. So speaking of bridge, Aaron, you are going to be a bridge troll

You just moved in like you you just put your boxes in your friends just left They were helping you carry stuff in and wouldn't you know it before you even get settled or prepped with riddles JPC is a traveler walks over the bridge and you have to pop out and do your thing Did do do to the market i go in oh what oh shit um oh hello oh oh oh oh fuck uh hello we're a traveler excuse me sir are you talking to me

yes uh hold on do you want to come back? I'm almost across the ridge no no no no no no no no no stop stop uh my script is in one of these boxes Okay, I'm just I'm coming back later today because I gotta go to the market. No, I gotta do it now Yeah, oh it's part of the lease agreement. Give me just one second. No, I'm already across and I again, I just I Sir, please All right, hold on. I'm gonna leave all my stuff here. I'm gonna... Oh, I found it. It was in the box labeled kitchen.

Hey, sorry, did you need... Are you okay? Do you need something? Yeah, I'll come in. I don't... Okay, and I'm so sorry. I just... I've been watching for a minute. Don't mind me. I'm a troll inspector. I just have to, whenever there's a new troll, a bridge troll, I just have to inspect to make sure they're doing their job. So I'm not even here. I'm not even here. Okay, great. I just got to get off of this air mattress.

I ordered a bed for my Kia back order. Don't give me a couple weeks. Can't get off human store The air mattress. Um, what is going on? What is this? What is going on here? Hello, weary traveler You have to answer my riddles three if you're going to go across the bridge. It's 9 a.m Maybe you didn't sleep so well last night. No, I slept fine. You look like you maybe you're like walking weird. Did you maybe not sleep well last night? Oh shit.

My air mattress deflated in the middle of the night. God, and sorry, there's take-up boxes. I just moved in. I'm a minute ago. I got my brother to do it. Where were you sleeping last night on an air mattress? Here. Okay, I've been here all night. My brother's. I got my brother to do it. Where were you sleeping last night on an air mattress? Here Okay, I've been here all night my brothers

He has a truck so I asked him to help me move He lost like half my boxes. They're scattered across the highway I this is really hard. It's moving and stressful. I just went through a breakup. I'm starting from scratch And sir and sir go ahead get go ahead and work across the bridge. I'm gonna do an exit interview with you Give it out a shot. I'm not even here. I'm not even on a scale of 110. How scared for your life for you You know what while that bridge show was talking. I realized I picked up a bunch of boxes on the highway today Yeah, well on my you know cart on the way over Maybe I have some of her stuff. I guess not scared at all, but I kind of did feel bad for her.

Oh, okay. Does that make sense? Why don't you head back over and we'll see what she does head back over the bridge. Hey, I just, you know, I was thinking about her. Oh, hello, weary traveler. Same guy from before. I was going to the market earlier

and I did pick up some stuff on the highway. I'm not sure is this box is any of this your stuff? Maybe you said that there was boxes. Yes, okay great. All right, first riddle. What's black and white and matches this paint sample? What do you think? So this box is full of coupons for books. Yes, this is your this is your stuff. Coupons for books. What? Yeah, what? I don't know what this is something that you wanted to save. This is something that you took with you? Yes. Do you not just pack everything and then get rid of stuff once you move? That's when you purge, just post the move, right?

Oh no, no, no, no, you're supposed to purge pre-move, because why, why waste your, you know, was your brother-in-law maybe doing you a favor when he ditched all this stuff? You think? Out of the truck. Could have been, because honestly, I'm not being- He's my any brother-in-law. Do you have time to talk about it? I just went through a break.

I'm absurd and from scratch. I see what's happening here. X brother-in-law just went through a break-ups 30-subscri- I'm gonna rip up this. He's not my brother-in-law anymore because I- Got it. No, because you're- Yes, you were dating in there.

Through marriage. Yeah, sure, through marriage, marriage yeah I'm gonna rip up these forms because heck these two have fallen in love hello weary traveler wait no you're the guy who's here to watch me and who has fallen in love you and the the inspector in the troll or no you two I thought you two fall in love oh super I see the ring on your finger I'm so sorry, sir. Yeah, yeah. My wife is in the cart. I was born at 10.

How scared was your wife? You know, I think she's pretty pissed off. There she is. Hello, very draft. I couldn't find a good troll voice. So I did my old woman voice and I kind of regret it. Hey, Aaron. Today we're taking a slow. Do you want to just hang out until you find the perfect troll voice?

Do you? Yeah, try out of you. Okay. Well, can you give me like a note? Can you give me like a jumping off point? Here's a nice T. Here's my first time. Here's my note.

For you to start, imagine like you're talking through gravel and do whatever that times for you. Tom, wait. I know where we travel there. Yes. Okay. You put your ear, you know how you can put your ear to the bottom of the glass and put the glass to a wall and hear through the wall. Yeah.

Do that. And it's like you're doing that to a wall and behind the wall on the other side, cookie monster and Tom wakes are having sex. Okay. Hello. Climb up. the wall and the other side cookie monster and Tom Wakes are having sex. Okay. Hello, all clav'er. Pitch it down. Pitch it down. Pitch it down as well.

Oh, very traveling. Aaron, are you sold on Hello, where you travel? I am. Okay. That felt right, right? Yeah, that felt right. I think we got it. Yeah.

Then Casey, if you could go in, Casey, if you could go and, you know what to do. I mean, do whatever you, whatever you would do. Do whatever you would do. Yeah. Take a new voice and then fix it. And we're not gonna tell you how to do your job, Casey.

We gave you everything. You need to just go ahead and go and do what you, whatever you do. Do your thing. You do the voodoo that you do so well. Here's the next one, girl. You know, girl, who has a head of gold and then a head of gray?

That fellows as bald as can be after a windy day. Um, a Dan Allian. Whoa. That's really good. Isn't really. Yeah. Wow. That's very, that was actually very fast and good. Do you guys remember King might is drinking like a really flat beer

and there's two. I love. How did you grow that little rhyme? With the dandy lion? That's all we have to go on. Yeah. Rhyme with the dandy lion. So when you know when you'd be like walking as a child

and you'd pick up a dandy lion, like we're walking home from school or whatever with your friends. And then you put your thumb under the top of like, or under the head of the dandy lion and then you pop it off and it goes like flying And you go mom had a baby in her head popped off red popped off red popped off remember wait Aaron yeah, I think mom had a baby in the head popped off. Yeah, is mama okay? Is the baby okay?

Why would you ask if someone told you that mom had a baby in the head popped off you'd ask are they okay? Well pop you would say my condolences. You would say my condolences. You would say my condolences. You would skip right to my condolences. You wouldn't ask, how are they doing? If my shoulder pops out of place, that doesn't mean I'm dead. My husband was in a fatal car crash.

Oh my God, should I send soup? What does he need? What does he need? He should. So we're gonna add the clip of someone saying it on YouTube here. Mommy had a baby and a head popped off. Mama had a baby and the head popped off. Mama had a baby and it's head popped off.

Mama had a baby and her head popped off. Did you play that with your little? So it's almost like you're like popping a bottle of champagne with a danyline? Yeah, you know, my man, a baby in her head popped off. And you hit or you pop off the head. Am I insane? No, I do have a vague memory of this. It is complicated by the fact that I also grew up with video games. So this was relatively low on my list of things to remember,

poppin heads off data lines, when I could go on fucking golden eye, perfect dark and pop heads off of noobs. But I will say, JBC, I'm a job, your scope can't find my head. Suddenly I'm behind you, a stab you in the butt, you're dead. Okay, absolute bullshit. What absolute bullshit to make odd jump?

Just way shorter than everyone else. I'm doing some research and on Reddit, three years ago, somebody asked anybody to know why we sang, mom had a baby and a Ted Pop Doff as a kid. Where did this comfortably grew some song come from? Okay. And then someone said,

did you sing it while popping the heads off of yellow dandelions and someone said, I did. I said, yeah. That's a given, right? We all know, if they didn't, they were like, no, what's the, what's the data line part? I would just think this song as I was like buttering in my room, painting my walls with feces.

I'm not crazy. Can't confirm this also happened over here in Australia and in Canada. But we know why. It's just like a ring around the road. This is like why people sing this song. And then someone said, that's just you, bro, I've never heard of before. Mom, Adam, maybe it is.

What's the etymology of it though? I'm looking it up. Talk about your stuff. Oh, now I'm hungry for etymology. I want to go to, I don't know, sushi, you can get some. Oh, etymology,

that's anthropology for sushi, right? Yeah, it's those little green anthropology pop out of the shell. Aaron, can you find the lyrics? Cause I am interested to hear. I do, I don't think I can continue unless I know if the baby's okay or not. I think it is just mom and I had a baby in the head

popped off and then you popped in the line. I think the baby's fine. I'm fed off. Guys, I gotta tell you. It's not. Oh. All right, the origin. I'm looking for the origin.

No one seems to know. No one knows. But people are doing it in the 70s. It kind of feels like a game of telephone except it never changed. It just was mom that it maybe the head popped off. It was in central Illinois. So you guys should have heard it hit the Midwest Michigan in the early 70s also. I told you I remember that's yeah. flower child comes from. But Addles was it Illinois and you never heard it

Well, I was just not calling We didn't have why um No, we had darlings. Wow, okay. Well someone might now out there. Let me know But we let them do that we didn't kill them were there dandelions in Las Vegas probably not right there's cacti Okay, that'll hurt if you try to do that to a cactus and there's a kid mom had a baby of the What were you talking about? Oh, I got it. I answered to a riddle right. Yes. I remember I've had a riddle in the air and popped off I'm going to try to off queen bee

She's still trying it. Oh, speaking of, wow, look at this. Speaking of little children's nursery rhymes. OK. Willie Whispey. We Willie Whispey, if you will. We Willie Whispey. Willie Whispey had more than one hue, all decked in white and purple and blue.

In a dark mood, he wept and he cried. And all the children ran inside. Rain cloud. Yeah, it's a rain cloud. I'd like to see a scene. Wow, it's a rain cloud purple and blue. I mean, clouds should be able to wear what they want. That's true. And they look good. Is the colors they look bested? Yeah. I'd like to see a scene. Adel and JPC, you are two beings that work in an office job. Adel, you're a human. JPCPC you are two beings that work in an office job. Adel, you're a human. JPC, you are a rain cloud who works with the job and you make every day just a little gloomy

you're at the office. today, Frank, not today. Not gonna get me down. Okay. What was that? I said, you're not gonna get me today. I had piece of cake. There's cake in the break room. I have some coffee and I am in a good mood.

There was no cake left for me. I tried to get some cake because I was coming in and there was no cake left. So it's not something happened to you. I wonder, yeah. So I think maybe the energy we put into the world, it's we reap what we sow I think is the phrase. Speaks of sowing crop yields down 15% this year.

Don't care not a farmer. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh and crop yields down pretty bad news for it. Frank, did you watch that video I sent you about morning yoga? It is so refr- it's so rejuvenating. My YouTube account was locked again. Apparently, apparently someone's back in the comments impersonating as me doing their hateful messages. So locked out of YouTube for the foreseeable future. Sorry, I can't get sucked into this again. Speaking of sucked in, another cyclone touched down in Minneapolis.

Pretty rare to see cyclones in Minneapolis, but they are taking people in cows. And I know what you're doing. You're trying to get me to say, are you related? And then you go off and say, how dare you? Not gonna fall for it, Frank. Not today. Guess what? Me and my wife are going out on the town. Me and my wife are going out on the town me and the wife are going out a hundred percent of all marriages and in death or divorce 100 percent likely those two options those are the only options I can't be right uh well buddy I'm gonna tell you go you and your wife are going out in the town what town are you going to I'm not gonna tell you

because you are gonna drink drink drink drink drink drink and then hover overhead so you take care Frank wish you the best and I hope you figure shit out. Well I hope you figure shit out because the toilets have been overflowing and as you're walking out the hallways are literally covered in it So it's not a problem for me I can kind of just glide right over but for most people it's gonna be a bit of a problem getting home tonight I brought a skateboard to work today Wee! Oh splashing it is splashing it is splashing Yes, absolutely worse I'll skateboard to the sewage

Well speaking of skateboards why don't we Uh Tony Hawk? Why don't we, Tony Hawk? Why don't we Tony Hawk some products? Pop shove it. Smash evidence. Oh my God, can we do ads for Mata Chevets? Can we please Jake Amir? Can we please do ads for Mata Chevets?

Are you here? Are you listening? Have they ever done an ad? We need to be the first. Mata Chevets, are you 16? This they ever done an ad? We need to be the first man of shavots. Are you 16? This is very stealable. Three Gentiles, three Gentiles pushing man of shavots is what you'll hear right now.

I know what you're thinking. Do I have a new hat? Adel and JPC? New haircut? Why am I walking around with so much confidence? Oh, I was going to, I bet you're wondering. I wanted pretzels from the food court. And I was just going to let you know that it looks like you leaned on paint. Anyways, I just had a bunch of subscriptions canceled for me by Rocket Bunny that I wasn't using. And so now I'm flushed with cash. And now I'm confident.

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Uh, I got to take this. Okay. Yes. This is just JP. Go left. Yeah, this is JP riddlesana for. I take everything back. Okay, Aaron and JPC, the sun has set. We're still here. Just relaxing on this little vacay out in the countryside. I've never been more stressed out. Okay, well the butterflies for some reason have been hovering around you air. All of them. I don't know what's going on. I feel like there's something you're excreting something from your skin. Electricity, I think.

Like a weird, oh no. Oh, they're looking for a battery. They're looking for a battery. You drink a battery? It would looking around. Oh, okay. You drank a battery? It was so good. It was so good. Yes. Boy, well.

I feel like we talked about that in the show before. I just had a memory. I think we might have talked about Mama and a baby and her head popped off before on the show. Is that? Yeah. Oh, would you say? I thought you had a memory of drinking a battery

on the show before, and I'm like, for sure, we've done that. I would. I would. I would. I would remember that. Let's get back into some more riddles here. Entirely metal except for the seats and the places I put my hands at my feet and where it should happen to touch the ground, where it goes round and round and round. Slayer, Metallica, round and round. Could you read it again? Is that rat?

Entirely metal except for the seat and the places I put my hands and my feet and where it should happen to touch the ground and where it goes round and round and round. Like a bike? Well, Aaron, you're close. Motorcycle, wheel, tricycle, scooter.

Colder. Aaron, you kind of had it. Car. Trying to nail it except for, yes, it's a cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold I'm like a bug. I never mind. I'm a man. What makes the leaves of autumn such a pretty sight? Altogether they're black. None are white. What? Aaron, have the fireflies put you down? No.

What, do you say lightning bugs or fireflies? Fireflies. I used to say lightning bugs and then I was shamed into saying fireflies because everyone said lightning bug. I think I learned lightning bug but I think I would now say Firefly. I don't know that I would say lightning bug as an adult but I remember catching lightning bugs when I was a kid. So you would say Nathan Filion cut his teeth on a movie called Serenity. Yeah.

Serenity. Yeah. I don't know why that distinction. Maybe it just feels like you grow up and you call them by their proper name, Fireflies. Even though that is just also just like a slang name for whatever that bug is called. Yeah. And to me, the color, if you really look at the sort of bioluminescence,

it is way more gatorade yellow, which to me is lightning, then it is the sweet orange kiss of fire. That's right. KC is typing. Do you know how insane would you come off if you just called everything by its like actual, like what is it?

Like etymologial, etym of them. I don't know that. I make a lot of just a call name. Casey said I feel like Firefly has Hollywood behind it and I would agree. Did you call it? Actually Firefly famously didn't have Hollywood behind it. One season Casey and it didn't even get a full season. Thanks for bringing that up. What makes the leaves of autumn such a pretty sight? Altogether, they're black. None? Our white.

And I'm trying to really leave a space in between none our white. Is this like the things, the things in your eyeballs that perceive the cones and rods and your eyeballs that perceive color? Is that what this is? I want to support this, but I'm confused. Yes. Checkers. A rake. What makes the leaves of autumn such a pretty sight?

So what you just let's just have a conversation. Yes, Aaron, you're very hot. Rainbow. Yeah, but colors a little closer. What makes the leaves of autumn such a pretty sight? All together, they're very hot. Rainbow. Well, colors a little closer. What makes the lease of autumn such a pretty sight? All together, they're black. None are white. So it's basically, it's like color, but it's a little more.

Oh, like the colors, because if you mix every color together, you get black and if the absence of color is white. So what if you took, so, is that like light waves? Like light, we're talking about, so say the two of you took these things out to like dinner and they ran to the buffet and just like gorge them so. I'm not paying.

And you, it's a buffet, then it's fine. Okay, I was just hypothetical. Anyway, back to, so they just, they just, they're, oink oink oink, they're just eating up all the food. They would be, there'd be hungry little piggies. The first three letters are right. Pigment.

It's so what would a what would a little hog find under its pillow at a Ramada in all right. So here's what you do. You could do you could do take you take a month in dinner and they go, going, going, going, can they eat up all the food and then on the way out, they have the audacity to grab a little breath freshener. Yeah. Disgusting. I don't see a scene. Aaron, you are, you're meeting up with an old

friend from college to have a dinner to catch up. JPC, you're the old friend from college, you two are roommates and JPC, you are a literal pig. I cannot believe you're here. You look the same. You have not aged today. Only honestly, you have an age today as well. Ah, wow, it is so good to see you. So tell me everything.

How's your career? I saw that you got that book deal on Instagram. That's super exciting. Yeah, three books for $10 I know it felt like a limited time thing, but you never know when a book coupon is gonna land for you So it's like it's always worth saving Okay, for me. Well, the day job is an absolute grind. I'm still kind of in the muck every day just kind of Splashing around in there, trying to make some change. Right, right.

Yeah. Hello, my God. Oh. Hi. Hi. Hello. To you and then also, I'm your waiter.

My name is, I get, think of it right now, or specials today or? That's okay, first day. Ham matchi, ham matchi, and we're out of that. And then we also have a pork chini, pork chini mushroom soup that we're out of. So I don't know why I said the specials. We don't have to.

Both of those sound so good. Yeah, and are the bacon wrapped scallops wrapped in bacon? Oh bacon is like a nickname. There's scallops, but we bake them. We put, it's like, we bake them as in baking, as in bake a cake, so we bake scallops into a cake and it's awful. Here's what I want you to do.

This one's on me. Whatever the most popular thing on the menu is, we'll take two of those. Oh roast it, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, my car is running. I got it, I'll be right back. That sounds good. Oh Oh, yeah, definitely have to check that because if you just leave your car running that could be really terrible for the environment and such

But what's new with you? It's just me Todd and the two kids Goats that we live with and it is kids um goat that we live with and it is noisy and hard obviously Todd works long hours I work long hours so we just feel like two ships sometimes but it's oh my god did I tell you I finally fucked a horse what yes I've been trying since college and I finally did it wow that full hog smells so good are you smelling that? The table next was just ordered it. Oh my god that smells so good. We're getting that. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just want to apologize. I just out and it hit it. Oh my god. It was that a cooked pig

It is yeah, okay. Yeah, it is okay So when I asked you for the best thing on the menu and we'll have two of them what you just forgot that you served that here I Short-circuit it I panicked ring it out to us now that looks delicious. We'll take three oh See Jesus. Oh, Jesus We'll have three whole roasted things with everything on the menu there. I'm assuming It was just like the restaurant we were not even got was just a pork barbecue 2300 pounds of pork, please. I'm a pork, you and my friend.

Pigment was correct. Let's move on to the next one. As many strings as a seamstress, as many hammers as a hardware store, as many keys as a castle, all locked behind one door. Oh, this is like a piano piano piano piano piano piano. It's like a piano.

Aaron, do you know what the piano for Tay is? Loud. Oh, I know that. I know that. That is when in college when you tape two pianos to your hands. Yes. And then you can't leave the party until you've played both P.M. You know for tail outs. Yes, yes.

Who cooks for you when he's in a talkative mood? His appetite is good, but he can't keep down his food. Oh, Gordon Ramsay with stomach flu. He's got neurovirus. Yeah, it's pretty bad. He should have stayed home, but it's called garbage disposal. Okay, more like Bobby spray because of how sick he is. Fire.

Okay. Emerald legassy because he's that I love. Now we're cooking with Andy. Who cooks for you when he's in a talkative mood? His appetite is good, but he can't keep down his food. So think about in nature. Gordon Brown noise. Oh, this is supposed to be relaxing. So think about in nature Gordon Brown noise

Come on I actually need help with the riddle JVC. Can you help? Am I not what are my friends that goes to help you move and they just tell jokes and they don't lift a single box? Yeah, when I help move what I know What I would of it people to move So who in nature? can't keep down its food? A bird. Yeah. Oh yeah.

That's right. But it's a specific type of bird. And this bird's barf I dissected when I was in fifth grade. Oh, owl. It's an owl. And here's the thing I don't understand. It says who cooks for you when he's in a talkative mood. The answer is an owl and then it says all owls are well known for saying who, but the

bard owl has an entire sentence to say who cooks for you. So when he's in a talkative mood, you hear the sentence, I don't understand it. Is it like to whit to who, But it sounds like who cooks for you? So the owl makes a noise that sounds like who cooks for you. And it's a specific type of owl, and none of us have ever fucking heard about that ever before. You like some sort of owl freak. Who said this is?

Some sort of owl-mine? Ah, delete my entire laptop. I do wanna see you seen. JPC, you and I are out for a night stroll, and Aaron, you're gonna be an owl that we keep hearing and it's unlike any owl we've heard before Dinner was delicious Yeah, I think you know I was talking to Robert and he said this is what oh You didn't like the oh no, I'm sorry that was Robert. No, no me a type of robber. I'll stop that

Okay, so how are you doing? Are you like Jeff done them am I am a date to rob. Why? No, I, I, okay, so. How are you doing? Are you like Jeff Dunham? Am I, am I in a date with Jeff Dunham? No, I've actually done that before. And it was so clear. You do have to tell me if you're Jeff Dunham. That is, I, I, I, I, I, I told you that. I told you that I dated Jeff Dunham, like we went out three times.

Oh, I, ooh, that is good. Why? It was awful. I thought, well, why out loud? Oh, it feels like I heard it. I mean, this was, yeah, you said two or three years ago, right? Yeah, no, it was like 2007. It was so long ago.

Who's there? Who's making that noise? Who's making that noise? Hey, someone there? Right there. That's right there. You want to know where you are. Why?

Because we wouldn't know what the fuck's going on. What? Oh, you know what? You know what the fuck's going on. What? Oh, you know what, we're in a prank show. This has to be a prank show. How? Well, they hide cameras. Cameras are very tiny these days. They could be wearing this too.

Yeah, wear. Well, like I said, a tool upper could be in the corners of the, I think they've been wearing this at air and it could be like MTV or Spine. No, MTV. 7-8 Central, which, that's a prank MTV or No, I'm TV 7-8 Central which That's a prime slide. They just used to say 7-8 Central. I didn't know what that meant.

What? How did you not know what that meant? 7-8 Central. It's time zones. Do you not know what time zones were? As a kid? No. You know what time zones were. Why? Well time zones were because of different time zones. They were different.

They were different. Oh. Well, they didn't love each other. And people fall apart. They grow apart. I mean, that's what we're all doing. Bye. For companionship.

Because we don't want to die alone. Oh, people change and grow. And, you know, when? When do people change and grow? And like, as they get older, you know, at one point, Jeff, that one was a different guy. And he met something to some people. And now he doesn't mean the same thing to those people anymore.

Yeah, I agree. How will see a different guy that seems hard to picture when he has a. It was before the it was before the terror. It was. Before the 2007 I know it was 2007 it was way before that or I can't remember if that's right after that. What do you mean from what? You know what it was 2017. It's it's stopped talking for a second Why let's do it to that. Let's do it to them. Why could call when Shit how I don't I guess

You got it you got it. It's dumped you got it. Damn That's not easy Wait, which was not even five words I'm so excited why over I decided which one to say in response to the things you were saying I was doing all of the who went when we're I had your troubles I wish I had your troubles. I was worried about the fake drunk couch and sat down. I wish I had your troubles. Yeah.

Hard work for Eric. What has leaves in number like a tree and speaks to me, but silently, if I willed it would be heard, I'd lend my voice to every word. A phone? These are like the voices inside of your head telling you to kill. What? Huh?

Who? When? Run, Aaron, run. Run. Run. What has leaves in number like a tree and speaks to me, but silently? Like a phone book or like a table? Well, Aaron Aaron you got overly specific it's a book

If I willed it it would be heard I'd lend my voice to every word so it's just books have leaves why why do I not understand wait pages are pages are made Out of trees no pages are not like a book term is a leaf of a book They speak to me, but silent me so it's like you're reading in your head and if you willed it It could be heard, but you can read it aloud. You'd lend your voice to everywhere Wait, what is the leaf of a book? Hold on. What is a leaf of a book leaf of a book a leaf is when you have company over So say you know when you read a book it's usually for like four to five people if you have company Yeah, leave you can take the pages of the book. You can take the book apart. It's a relief

Loose leaf pages. Oh You know like it. I just I think I've divorced the concept of like loose leaf paper With like in my mind that's like lined paper with a leaf as being a page of a book But I guess it is and I don't like that. We finally broke him. We did it We didn't know how we would do it, but we've been trying and we finally did it. Because it implies that like the book, the pages they're made of leaves, but the pages are made of the tree. Uh-huh, the leaves are not. We seal him in carbonite.

There he is. Uh-uh. Stock in pain. Okay, now we, what a shit. Rest. I don't want this in my house, Aaron. Oh, no, Casey, this is all yours. Casey, go nuts.

I am going home and I'm throwing out all of my coupons for books. I do not want to go to my house, Aaron. Oh, no, Casey, this is all yours. Casey, go nuts. I am going home and I'm throwing out all of my coupons for books. I do not want to go to my house. No, I don't. I don't want to be moving. He's moving in the carbonite. What a nightmare. I'm out of full of carbonite. Carbonite by mouth. Yeah. Where's the crest? Oh, I forgot. He eats carbonite. Let's do. I want to see a scene. Yes. From 40 minutes ago, I think who's when we finished this riddle? JPC you just took a book out from the library and you get back in the car and the book that you just checked out is Adel and he's Exceptionally chatty. He's just talking to you off. I'm the book. You're the book. Oh my god Okay, I know here we go

Here we go Alright Library drop off pick up off the list grocery store, okay Hello, welcome. Well met good friend. What? Fuck we're into knowledge. We're into knowledge. Let's go to college and ruin all our lives What's going on? What are you? Is this like a genial lamp thing? What's going on? You sound like a barred owl. What you'll read about in chapter 4. What is this? I'm a book dear friend.

Yeah, what kind of book? A chapter 4 is all about barred owls? Yes, yes, yes, yes. I'm a book of anything you've ever been curious about. In the voice of... ...a... a del-re-fay? I can't. Can you open it up and see who last checked me out?

Nah, I don't know that I'm gonna open you up. I think I might... I think I might just take you right back in I was no Well grocery store off the list Pick up mom from airport. Yes, now we're talking now Sure Aaron why don't you let it go a little bit longer? No, no, no Well, should we do a voicemail? Ufff, uh... Ah... Well... Should we do a voicemail? Should we do a voicemail? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH A little bit of gold A little dropping mix A little bit of purple A little bit of purple A little bit of purple

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A little bit of purple A little bit of purple A little bit of purple A little bit of purple A little bit of purple A little bit of purple Oh, you've reached the voicemail. Oh, hey, Rylore, oh, sorry, Adel. It's not animal purer. I cast you the voicemail. I want that played at my funeral. I'm so happy. That was so good.

Oh, my God. That was amazing. That, this must have been, that's like a, was that the shins who was? That's on it amazing. Was that bright eyes? Are the shins trans of us? What's going on?

I think that was supposed to be like in the style of a bright eyes or, you know, one of the things, yeah. Yeah, yeah. That was 10 out of 10, loved it. Perfect. That was incredible. I'm crying.

Aaron, I'm crying. I know, I see. But I do have a note, which is a cheetah eating butter. That's gonna really slow it down. Cheetah and sweatpants, nobody wants to see that. That is, I believe the second jingle that has been submitted by Jesse Bloodgood. So Jesse Bloodgood, thanks again

for another wonderful voicemail jingle. Hey, if you want to send a jingle, H-R-R podcast.gmail.com, make sure to give it to me in a wave file, keep it around 30 seconds to have the best kids of having it played on the show. And I think we have a voicemail as well. We do, but I do want to say,

Jesse, blood good, got that good blood for you. Yes. 35. You get, how 40? We'll give you 40 seconds. No, it's Jesse. No, we're not gonna start this. We're not gonna start this. Okay Okay. We'll see there's gonna be a person in Jesse who's in the voice But it's like it's only 46. I'll be like come on

Universal donor I can't see that voice mail My older sister is engaged Except to a guy who she's known for less than six months. And this is another country, and they've been living in a year. What do I do? Thank you. Wow.

Thank you so much for the question. That is a bit of a pickle. I do, I do like asking what do that is, that you are correct. What do you call an owl would say? Well, what do, okay, so they said that their sister was in a different country, is that what they said? I think either their sisters in a different country

or the person that they are marrying. It's in a different country. Yes. Okay. Interesting. They've only known them for six months and they're getting married. And it sounds like the implication here is that you want to stop this wedding. Is that correct? Yeah.

I would be concerned, I think. Sure. There's enough red flags in there to be concerned as a base level. Okay. Okay. Aaron's got one. I have real advice. Is that boring? No need to me. Yeah. I'll hear it all the side. I would say if it's easier, write a letter to your sister, just with very lovingly stating your concern and say, I support you no matter what, move

them forward. If you could just do me a favor and make sure you sign a prenup and make sure legally you're as set up as you can be in case something is a little off just because you haven't known this person a long time, it feels like there's a lot going on. So I would, as gently as possible, communicate that to my sister because I would want someone to do that for me

if I got engaged after six months, someone who lives in a different country. Aaron, can I add a tiny caveat and I don't think it changes much to your funny. No, no, no. I think I think instead of writing the letter, um, just cut out the letters from my magazine and arrange it, sign it, Dr. Millionaire and being the tone way scarier. Well, Dr. Millionaire's redundant. Um, you just say what are you other? I would say speaking of letters and writing stuff.

I would say write a little note, put it in an envelope, seal it, put like a date at six months from now. So put six months from now as a date and say do not open until that date. Hand it to your sister with big old smile and say I'm so happy for you. What's going to happen is they got engaged in six months. I don't think this is, I don't think this is fit to last. I hope I'm, I want nothing but the best for your sister, but it sounds a little too soon, but who knows, love is love, and I don't know,

but it sounds too soon. So what's gonna happen is it's all gonna fall apart and probably exactly six months. When it does, she'll then be prompted to open the letter because that date is on it. And inside in your handwriting, it's going to say I told you so and then you don't have to say it you're there for her emotionally verbally everything but six months ago you dunked on your sister don't do that here's my advice here's my real real actual advice there is honestly in this world

no way to stop your siblings from making whatever decisions they're gonna make. They're their own people. I know it feels like you want to control them in it. I know it feels like you have their best interests at Harper, but there's no way to do it. The only thing you can do is it's a deal. Uh-oh.

The only thing she's a parent. The only thing that you can do is do the best for yourself. So here's what I recommend. Whoever this person is that your sister is marrying, you gotta fuck him first. You gotta fuck him, make him fall in love with you and marry him before your sister. Play the voice mail theme again. They pop it up. They marry him. If you are not, they can't marry your sister and then you divorce that motherfucker. No, don't give me the voice mail theme again. Come on. This is

like the Oscars with you. Playing them on the... You know the Oscars when they play animal parade if somebody's speech goes too long? Well, you're a good person to be concerned about your sister. Uh, I think say something you won't regret it. Do it as gently as possible. And we wish you the best of luck. Addle, do you have anything to plug?

Um, boy oh boy. I would probably plug sitcom D&D and Bill Bud's podcasts. But, but I'm not going to because this is my time and daddy needs to eat. So I want to plug. What did I make today? Kachio Pepe. It's like spaghetti but more pepper. I think I think Kachio Pepe is your go-to. I think you like say Kakiopepae. The last couple days, here's what happened is, I went to Trader Joe's, they had frozen Kakiopepae. All right, as I say, Kakiopepae.

And I was like, this is actually, looks pretty good. And then it's just been, it branded into my brain. So anytime I reach back there, I grasp in the dark recess of my brain to pull forward a food during improv, right there, sitting in the dark recess of my brain to pull forward a food during improv right there sitting in the top of the freezer. Geo, Pepe, Erin anything to plug? Um, I'd say check out hello for the magic tavern. I was on that recently and I had a great time. Um, GPC, any any review? Yes, there is somebody. And I apologize for waiting too long to start what I was saying because you gave me the

correct problem. Yes, there is some, if you have a five-star review and you want to send it to the show, just leave a five-star review anywhere I might read it on the show. Hey, today I'm reading one from Comedy Fanatic. This one says, love Michael Hitchcock. Big fan of Michael Hitchcock. So funny and so quick at Comebacks. Love this episode. Comedy Fanatic. This one says, love Michael Hitchcock. Big fan of Michael Hitchcock. So funny and so quick at Comebacks. Love this episode. Comedy fanatic, I think you might be mistaking leaving an episode

specific review for just leaving a review of the show, but that's fine. Well, that's fine. Well, Hitchcock has been on twice and two times out of, you know, three hundred episodes, that is so bad. Oh, yeah. And if you out with something I want to plug, go watch it if any Christopher Guest movie Michael his cock that guys so fucking funny Someone's gonna turn this podcast off and someone's gonna be like hey, what were you just listening to it? They're just gonna be like nothing Michael his cock is the funniest screamer and any like if you watch him in films where he screams He's the fun he has got the fun scream. Yes, and it will fair. I think they watch him in films where he screams, he's the, he's gonna work up. When he gets worked up.

Yes. And then we'll fair on, I think, our two great screamers. Yeah. Well, good night. Oh, Aaron, Aaron, I wanted to eat my cool Pepe, but I can't do it on the room. And do it on the room. Yeah.

No, no, no, he's no, he's no. Oh, please. Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron. Your suggestion is... Pepe-pe-pe-pe-pe! What runs with Pepe? Goodbye. What rhymes with Pepe? This has been Tei's Rural Rural.

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