Hey Riddle Riddle - #275: Bleh Riddle Riddle 6!

Episode Date: October 25, 2023

Happy Halloween to all and to all a good fright!Starring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifEditing by: Casey ToneyTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & printsWant to mail us something? Hey Riddle Riddle 6351 W Montrose Ave #267Chicago, IL, 60634Want to leave us a voicemail? Call (805) RIDDLE-1 or (805-743-3531)Want to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fmThis episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/RIDDLE and get on your way to being your best self.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a head gum podcast. Alright, Halloween. Let's do it. I gotta get in the fucking mindset. Boo! Ugh! Uh, uh, uh, uh, give me 10 minutes. I have to change my pants.

10 minutes? That's way too long. 10 minutes if you shit your pants, that's too long. If it's, I guess if it's liquid shit 10 minutes, but if it's solid shit, you should need two max. Wow. I actually don't want to talk about this. No. Is that the one I call? The works and the horse make days. What do you do before playing, play the rhythm?

Good evening folks, and welcome to another episode of terrifying sounds. Tonight we're playing the audio of a very scary incident. Here we have Colonel Tillman-Dew and Dr. Savannah as they made their way into the pyramids of Egypt. As they went further and further down into the bowels of the Pyramid, they came upon a sarcophagus of one Tudon Camone. Here now the audio of them opening the sarcophagus, which is the last known audio of both Colonel Tillermendoe and Dr. Savannah. Dr. Savannah, a little bit dusty in here. I'm afraid I might sneeze. Matt's okay, Colonel. It's the times where sneezing is not a big concern to me.

Just go ahead and make sure you don't cover your mouth. Sleeves it out as hard as fast as you can. And if a little gets on me, a little gets on me, a little dirt never hurt nobody. Dr. Savannah, the people back at base are sort of accusing you of being a perfect for sneezes. And that moment didn't quite help your case Well, we're not back at base are we?

Kind of feels like out here in the wilds a two gentleman can just kind of be who they really are No need to judge each other or judge each other's perversions And there's no one here who could wake up from a thousand two thousand year sleep to judge us for me sneezing back in your mouth. Colonel, I love your famous dry sense of humor. Now I also love your famous wet sneeze. Yes, stepped on your joke. Oh yeah, you hid. We even worked together for too long, Colonel, too long. So sorry. I really, I do feel bad about it. Is it the way I hit dry? I telegraphed it too much

where I said, dry is it a human? I think I'm just overly caffeinated, Doctor, and I stepped on your joke. I felt it coming in and said, I'm letting you do it. I sort of cut the ribbon for you, if you will. Not a problem, Colonel, Doctor. Here's where I'll pause this audio to let you know I should have skipped ahead. So let me fast forward here and now we get to the moment of the opening of the sarcophagus. Well that was scary as all hell. Go out that's over. Yes we got away on

scales. And here's where I'll pause it seems I fast forward too far. Now of course fast forward is a new technology in 1910 so I'm still getting used to it. Let me try and rewind slowly. See if I can catch it right in time. I have to tell you Dr. Soap. Oh, lovely! Oh, lovely! Oh, lovely! Oh, lovely!

Sorry. No, I'm not. Don't get offended. Don't apologize to him. You're a British gentleman. You should never apologize to him. Cursh. Cursh. Cursh. They're goodness. We got away unscathed.

Hey, why don't we go back to base camp and uh I want to take off on my clothes and you can try that sneezing. Good job. There we go. Come on, come on. No. What did I take off on my clothes and you could try that sneezing? There we go. How long cover mouth? No! Turn tape over and welcome to another episode of Blah! Riddle Riddle.

This is Blah Riddle, number six. I'm Addle Terrify. Number six? Yeah. Huh. Introduce yourself with a spooky little name or something. Um, trick or Keith. Hell yeah. Oh, I will be John pumpkin Cohen. Okay, and that's, of course, we've been for the last six years mentioned that's very similar to David S. Pumpkins. Happy six-year

anniversary of the Madison Everbent of you. Pumpkins. Happy six year anniversary of the Madison Everbent of you. Thank you, Aaron. Madison Everbent at you, other than the ball pit and of you, other than the ball pit. We made it six years after the time where I was the angriest I've ever been.

Speaking of the ingress you've ever been, Aaron, right before we started recording this episode, you mentioned that you were mad at Lou, your dog, and you said something that made me laugh very hard. Can you repeat what you said? Try and remember what I said. Did I say she's a stinker and I'm gonna send her to space? You said she's a little stinker and I'm gonna send her to space.

And I couldn't stop laughing and I said, that sounds like something Katherine Hepburn would say in like an old-timey movie. You are a little stinker and I'm gonna send you to space. And we've decided to write a movie starring CGI Katherine Hepburn and a dog. For all Katherine Hepburn does, it's dressed down to dog and keep threatening to send it to space.

So our budget is negative $2,000. How do you expect $1,000? How do you expect $1,000? We had to dinner to talk about it. It was a very expensive dinner. OK, so speaking of the manness you've ever been, we should answer last year's riddle, which was if you remember from one year ago today,

it was why didn't the monster eat the crazy person? I wonder if everything that makes you mad can eventually be something you don't care about at all because that's progress in my mind. Yeah. From anger to apathy. From anger to apathy. From anger to apathy. The JPC story.

Letting go. Letting go. Letting go. Let go and let go. Why didn't the monster eat the crazy person? Because he wasn't hungry for Adel. He was a lurgic to nuts. JPC.

Did you look this up? No, but I have a little bowl of cashews right here. And I have been stacking up my little cashews. Your little rabbit. The answer is he was allergic to nuts. That's, I was gonna do a thing where I opened the coffin in the opening and started eating some of the coffin bugs inside, but then I was thinking of what,

even though people, no, I was gonna call calm coffin bugs. I had that all planned out. Is it even though I had that all planned out? Even though that move was telegraphed, I don't think people enjoy eating on Mike. And so I said, I can wait. I can wait to buy a little cashews until we take a little break. That's very, that's very pleasant of you. Let's take a moment of silence to just appreciate how thoughtful that was of JPC not to smack his little cashew lips on Mike.

Oh, no, you're doing it. You asked for it. You don't do the moment of silence, but if you don't want to, I'm sorry for all the people that have the fake disease where they can't listen to be eat a cashew or whatever. Fuck off. Happy Halloween. Hi. Do you get on your side.

I wish I could lay in bed with a microphone and eat Cape Cobb potato chips the entire time we record an episode. That's my secret wish. So I'm rooting for you. Yeah. I guess I have the easiest job of the world, but it's still too hard. I have a session, my little crunch-up session has been,

Trader Joe's has these mung bean crackers. Oh my God. They're just the fucking perfect. They're sweet salty snack. I got, I gave JPC a bag and then I gave JPC five bags. He gave me five bags and guess how long they lasted in this fucking house? 14 minutes. What?

Yeah, it was about 15 minutes. It was a mung bean feeding for the end of the kids. Well, mung bean shark. Gotta get the mung. I do also got it so fun to say mung bean. Mung bean topped here being. One, I say casher king of nuts and mung bean king of beans. I think mung bean sounds like kong bean and king of beans makes me think of like King of Beasts and now I want to see like a mung eyelet with like the big mung bean lips. Aaron, do you remember? I'm having a bit of a brain fart.

Maybe we can cut this out. Do you remember what? Tune in Camoon is? You know, Tune Camoon, he's sort of like a... A mummy? Yeah, that's right. Mummy, mummy, mummy.une Camoon, he's sort of like a... A mummy? Yeah, that's right. Mummy, mummy, mummy, spider, spider, spiders. Give me such a fright.

A ghoul terrifies haunted doll here giveaway. Based on a tombaddle to my death in Riddies and Puzzies, Undead, Addle writes a check. It's time for another spooky spooky game show. Are you too ready to play? Ready to win. I have a question. Have we done this before? Yeah, we've done it before.

Several times. Okay, okay. We've done this several times. This version, this boogie version. Yeah. Yeah. Blah! Muff me, muff me, muff me.

Spidey boys, spidey boys, excuse me, suck, shave, fry. A cool, terrify, spontane, I'll give away. A cool, terrify, suck, I'll let people away. Based on a tone, I'll do it. My death and rid posies under that No more rights, hey chick Hold on, hold on That's new though, right?

I've never heard that in my life, is that correct? Who was that man? That's brand-spaking news That's carny... Parrot Casey says it's not... Fuck, this is concerning to me if that's not new. Oh man

Well, if you've never heard it, it's new to you. That's right. Yeah. Um, here's what I want to do. First, I want to play a little game called A to Z. We played this last year. Uh, with spooky words, this year, I want to play A to Z with possible Halloween costumes for this year. Now, Halloween, I think when this comes out is, I want to say six days away, something like that. So people still have time to cobble together a half-assed idea. And I want you to to give some costumes. Ideally, your response takes no more than just a few seconds. Aaron, why don't we start with you. We're going to go in alphabetical order. We're going to bounce back and forth. So Aaron, you'll start with a, JPC, you'll go to B, Aaron, you'll have C C, et cetera, et cetera. And I'll give points at the end for who I thought

did the best. Everybody ready? Yes. Yes. Aaron, take us away. Able Lincoln, comma, sexy. B-bop and rock slutty. So that is a combo costume.

But what if you can be more conservative than the other one, can be a little more? Locky, slutty, okay. Cat, comma, slutty. Okay, a sense of theme. Doja cat, not slutty. I want you to do your most chaste, doja cat. Aaron, keep comma, slutty. Kurt.

Frank, and then in parentheses, like penis, in Stein. So it's like a, it's like a fring, because I think a Frank fan of, what is Frank and slang for penis? I was thinking more like hot dog, like a hot dog is like phallic, you know, but like I can think of one Incident something about Mary where it says he got the Frank above the beans, but Casey is typing

We gotta go faster. We gotta go faster He said fucking Stein was right there and I agree with you play the god damn game franken grind ghost Okay, horse I think I did get Franken-grined. Ghost. Okay. A horse. She's a thester. Ice cream cone. Joker comma sexy. Keith comma slutty.

Uh, Lincoln comma Abe comma slutty. uh Lincoln got my Abe got my sluts oh no not I brought that one I like that one a lot let's see if I that one um mom alright for the first time ever I'm stopping the game What did I do wrong

Mommy Mommy okay, okay clear. I just want to make sure that we're all in the Halloween spirit because it just seems like I Don't know Repeating a lot of stuff I just can't even slide it okay I don't know. I have my next one. We're repeating a lot of stuff. I just can't even translate it. Okay.

Nob Goblin. And this is, yes, this is, this is Cabosexi. There we go. Back on track. Austroge comma sexy. Okay.

Can't picture it. This one's a little bit sexy. This one's hard enough. This one's work conceptual. It's only for kind of like a doll Halloween for like more conceptual, and it's only for Halloween, for like, sex and Halloween, and it's penis. There's a costume. Didn't we say that we were gonna turn this podcast

into a spirit of Halloween for the month of October? Didn't we promise you another that? We promised that this year we're gonna have the Heyrard and Riddle Halloween logo, and then have a spirit banner Halloween draped across it as if it's taking over now Did we promise that on an episode that's come out already or did we promise that on an episode that hasn't come out? I don't think we talked about it on an episode at all. I think it was in between I didn't eat us singing the song

Queen Elizabeth comma sexy Rug Queen Elizabeth, comma sexy. Rugrats comma, Tommy comma sexy. Spirit of Halloween. Tommy Pickles, Cabo Rugrats, Cabo sexy. You umbrella, comma, not sexy. Victorian child, comma, dying of dysentery, comma, sexy. Oh, dibs. Blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu Why? Well, if you did which, JPC has what? You! No, I did X. Come on! You're up, JPC.

Why is just you, you just said you? You! Be yourself for Halloween. Okay. Um, um, Cama sexy. Sorry, be the sexy. Uh, Z, this is a little bit of a cheat, but it's going to be a, comma, Zinga, comma, young, shelled in, comma, sexy. Why is there a comma between B and Zinga if the letter was Z?

Should it be Z? I really have comma, B. You gave me, I don't know. You told us to say all this. Adil sent us a list before in an email and then we just read it verbatim. Or, I. It's money. R-I-P, because this is the first ever

Blur it all riddle dead literal literally dead stop. Uh-oh. Who did you got it? We both in the menu? JB Z Aaron. What's going on? Huh, what is going on? That's the one. I guess the game's ever taken and that's the worst you've ever done Half of those were good. Half of those were good costumes. Here's what I'll say. K, erin and JPC zero points. Casey Tony, 1000 points for fucking Stein.

Are you kidding? No, I'm not kidding. I could have said fucking Stein. Could it explain how all the costumes would have worked? It would have taken way longer. Too many commas, too many sexes, too many outfits that were not in any way associated with Halloween or anything. All right.

Too many sexes. What's that be going to addles Halloween party because apparently he don't want the hoties with the bodies up in his spot. I like them for umps. I want to make sure that we're are we in the Halloween spirit? Is there something I can do to help better set a spooky table What do you what do you need for me in order for for this to be a little more Halloween tins to table? I wouldn't say no to a pumpkin spice donut. Yeah pumpkin spice latte some candy corn

Apples I don't know right perfect a Reese know. All right, perfect. A Reese's Variety. I would, I would, I would, Reese's Variety. I think that a battery in crackers. Okay, here's what I think is going on. I think me, Adel, I'm not very scary. I have a beard. My eyebrows look kind of angry, but that's not necessarily scary, more annoying. So I'm going to bring in, I'm going to bring in someone I think might scare you into

shape. So what, let me just step outside this. I'll be right, I'll be right back. Okay. Who do you think is going to bring in someone I think might scare you into shape. So let me just step outside this. I'll be right back. Who do you think is going to be Puzzbot? I mean, it's, it's usually Puzzbot. Who is Puzzbot? Oh, I don't know who that is. My name is blood clot.

I don't want to have meetings with your therapist. We talk about why Puzzbot exists. And it's when you feel so disappointed by us that you disassociate from yourself and you have to send Puzzbot in. That's a question for Addle, but that sounds right. Here's what I'm going to do. Blood clot would like the two of you to do a wait, what is that sound? Sorry, my gears must be broken, What is that sound sorry my gears must be broken looking inside chest? No not in here looking inside, but nothing there Looking inside head nothing there. It must be a Bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-b But yeah, was that was that necessarily the beat doesn't matter, Blokkot, you're doing great. Here, I'll play a recording of Adel doing it.

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Is everything okay? Is everything okay? Still tight is pretty good. Wow. No points. Is everything okay with you too? No, I have no point. I said, I said, I said,

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Oh, I was just doing a Mad Max audition. How'd it go? I think I got the fart. Oh cool. It was me and on your Taylor Joy audition for the female lead. Okay. Okay. I think it went well.

Great. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, why don't we, I don't know what happened while I was gone here, but why don't we pick up with a game that we started doing last year that instantly became my favorite thing we've ever done this show? Aaron, I think you remember your trailer. Do you remember? Yes, my publicist told me not to confirm or deny the existence of that episode and how I actively was not listening when you gave me the name of the trailer and then don't... Basically, it was like diving into a pool of the water.

It's one of the most dangerous things I've ever done on the show. It was a disaster. You and Bugs Bunny, the only two people have ever done that. That could happen to anyone, honestly, if it happened to anyone. I think, I think, dead and breakfast was the name of your trailer. Anyway, this is called trailer, damn near kill her. What's gonna happen is you both have two minutes to improvise the perfect horror movie trailer

based on the title I give you. You will do all the voices in the trailer. You do all the sound effects. You'll do the narration, the overlaid narration. If you like any edits, any cuts, any songs, slow down the sound spooky. You'll list the cast if you like any edits and he cuts any songs slow down to sound spooky. You'll list the cast if you want to say like who plays who. Your mission is to make me scared to miss this movie. Are you too ready? Yes. Now I have a question. It's more of a it's more of a

question of logistics. Okay. Is Aaron going to get the same name of the trailer she did last year? six. Okay. Is Aaron going to get the same name of the trailer she did last year? Just as a true test to see if she can remember the name. I've already said it once. Aaron, did you hear what I said? Dead and breakfast. Okay, then she shouldn't get it. She should get something different. If she remembers it, she shouldn't get it. JBC, let's have you go first. So Aaron, can learn for watching. Get a sense of how the game is played. I'm gonna dance. I'm gonna dance. Okay, ready.

I heard you in a real fun dance. It looks great. Okay, JBC, yes. The trailer went and I'm gonna give you two options, just because I think that might be helpful. Oh, thank you. Your two options are nobody's ghoul and banshees all that. Nobody's ghoul, is that it?

Is that nobody's girl? Is that the play there? I'm not gonna confirm or deny the play on anything. This is just the title. Nothing banshees all that. Okay. Nothing banshees all that. Okay. Nothing, Banshee's all that. Okay. [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ hair and got struck by a city bus. Then we cut to, we cut to that, we all see that happen, and we cut to her funeral, and

you know, people are just talking through it, and like no one really cares. But then there's like a, you know, you see one, one, a loner kid who's at, you know, who's left at the funeral after everyone else has gone. Except the local me Necromancer. Oh. That's right. He's bringing Melissa back, and she's about to be hotter than ever. But, can she adjust to high school, while her body is literally falling to pieces?

Hey boys, notice falls off, arms fall off. Oh my god Didn't that girl die who This fall this Halloween no, then there's nothing's fall this Halloween season I'm your Taylor joy is Bringing the other what is she bringing she's bringing something back to high school. She's bringing the She's bringing the... Hold on, what is she bringing? She's bringing something back to high school. She's bringing the... Hmm? She's bringing the...

Hmm... She's bringing the... Okay, the scary back to library. No, that's nothing. Uh... This Halloween season, Banshee! Hold on, that's nothing either.

Uh, don't get your band saw. Well, she... No, that's nothing. Uh... The frog. That your band saw. Well, no, that's nothing. Uh, the only thing that you're dissecting isn't the only dead thing at school. That's less than nothing. That's helpful for me. Uh, band, she's all that.

Seen, wow, very nice job. Uh, did, what's the opposite of stuck the landing? Got stuck in the landing? You got stuck in the landing, but landing a stuck on me. Landing a stuck on you. He's trapped and he's going, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, but here's what I'll say. Um, I want a t-shirt that says, high boys knows falls off. I think that's one of the better things I've heard. Also, I thought it was very nice. Aaron, that you came in to try and help. So I'm gonna give Aaron 25 points for coming in.

Just a nice sweet assist. That makes sense. That makes sense. John Stockton move. Hate to use that reference. But here's what I'll say on your Taylor joy, of course, just competing against me for this new Mad Max Furiosa movie. So I'm gonna have to deduct a few points from what I would have given you.

So JBC would have got 100 points. I'm gonna to bump it down to 99. Honestly, I think what they're doing there, Adela, is they know they want you, but they're trying to drive your price down. So they're like, they're putting on your Taylor joy there so that they know that you're going to accept a lower offer because you think that on your Taylor joy is going to get the problem. Interesting. I said, if they cast me, I'd take them out for $2,000 dinner. So I'm already out. Taylor Joy is going to get the power. Interesting. I said if they cast me, I'd take him out for a $2,000 dinner. So I'm already out to the power. Yes.

So that's my deal, bro. That's what we like to call a week negotiating. So Aaron has 25 JPCs, 99. Aaron, I am going to deduct one point, which is going to take you down to 24, because I believe I could be wrong and we don't have time to parse through this. I believe when JPC said the local necromancer,

I think you heard the local necrophilic because you went, I wasn't here. That's audio a case he used from a different person. Oh my God. No, no, no, no, I'm a necromancer. I just put the court suspect together. If they want to fuck, they want to fuck with that is not something I'm even into. That is their decision. Aaron, are you ready for your trailer, damn near kill there?

No. Okay, will you do it anyway? Yeah. Okay. Aaron, your options are cemetery Sarah or my teacher's a goblin. Okay, I'm gonna go with cemetery Sarah. Okay, whenever you're ready two minutes.

Sarah's 16th birthday party is right around the corner and then she's walking through the hallway She goes hey guys and no one pays attention. Hey, are you guys all for no one pays attention? Hey, are you guys all for- In no place, touchy. The bad news is she has a party hall booked, but no guests to go to her party. She'll have to try a different hangout spot to find some friends who can come to her party. And she walks upon the cemetery and-

Fine, a plot. She's now you get put on a- There's a thunderstorm. And all the grave stones get struck and they come alive and they go hey What's your name? Are you dead and she goes yeah, I'm dead As long as you're actually dead, welcome to your sweet 16. One minute left. I'm actually kidding. I'm actually kidding. I'm actually kidding.

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I'm actually kidding. I'm actually kidding. I'm actually kidding. I'm actually kidding. I'm actually kidding. I'm actually kidding. I'm actually kidding. I'm actually kidding. I'm. Okay. Cut you the party. Let's get it started. Are you sure you're dead, Sarah? Totally, totally dead.

That's... And the people's running, running, running, running, running, running, running, running, running, running. Wait, she blew out her candles. That means she is human breath in her body. Sarah, you lied to us. Nobody knows how to live. No one knows how to live.

No one knows how to live. Nobody knows how to live. I'm happy. You guys other best friends I've ever had. You guys said that. Please, I'll die. No Sarah, don't try to die to become friends with us. Stay alive. We love you so much. You should live a long life.

Margot Martin Dale is... Semitare. No. No. Wow. You're gonna be a cemetery, Sarah. No, no. Cemetery, Sarah. No, no. Okay, where do you start?

Okay. I just have to say something. I literally was like, oh, I'm going to, I genuinely went in going like, I'm going to do such a good job. Because the second time I did it last year, it went really well. I thought I was proud of my trailer. And I went in with that confidence. There's something about, I'm crying. There's something about this game though. I start doing it.

And I get really scared. I got really scared in there. Good. I feel as a powerhouse. I got to say that is a strong pick. Yeah. I was mean she knew. Absolutely not seeing that movie up until the casting reveal and I was like Tickets for opening night And if the cast reveal is the end of the trailer you got to go back and rewatch the trailer because you're like I watched that Girl for the whole trailer and that is Margot Martin. Margot Martin. No. I've had that with movies before my wait That was Gary Oldman. Yeah with Gary old with you. He's a true. He's a transformer Okay, okay,. I can't

I do love the idea of in the middle of a trailer for a movie the narrator going I can't I can't I just was like, oh God, I lost I Um, you've never heard last year's blabber to Roodle. I recommend you go back and listen to that because this trailer game With both JPC and Aaron was just so fun. Aaron Um, what's happening to me? I think a lot of what you had happened in that trailer was very reminiscent of what JPC had happened in his trailer. What else first I heard you do? The first part of her trailer was pretty much the same situation as mine. Are you accusing me of plagiarism?

Aaron, here's the thing. Yeah, yeah, I guess I'll sure Is it the ants bugs life? We all know what happened there armor get in deep impact. Hey, I'm a bugs life. He's ants Which one had Woody Allen that's what you That's the one you want to Watch wait fuck so Aaron I'm going to say, I think your trailer, I probably garnered you like 15 points, but Margot Martindale inspired choice. I'm going to bump it up

to a full one. Wow, Adel, you think that there can't be two movies about a teen girl in the same year? That's too similar. Yeah, when they go back to back and when listen to the other two, Our girls are different. Mine is alive and his is dead. Those are two different teen experiences. Yours wants to be dead. Yours wants to be alive. I think that's not really different. That's the outcome. Let's go. JBC for the assist. I'm going to add 25 points to your total, but they did use the song. Let's get it started in here, which if you've ever heard the real lyrics is very problematic.

So we're gonna talk about that. But I use the okay version. Mm, all right. We'll keep it to the full one 25. So it looks like it's one 24 to one 24. Did I ever tell you I had a dream where the block, the block I'd be used for playing on a party and they came out and they played that song,

but they were, they were playing the not okay version. And I was in the dream, I was at the party being like, are we gonna stop this? Should we stop this? Then I woke up and I was like, oh, what a weird dream, a dream in 2022. Dream. Was it, was it Fergie?

Was it her and the Black Eyed Peas that sang the National Anthem and they cut to the faces of all the players and they then they're crack it up? Yeah. That was a terrible moment in history. Well, she didn't, she didn't, she, that first of all, National Anthem bad song, second of all, she did that song dirty. Yeah. That would have terrible moment in history. Well, she didn't she did she did she that first of all national anthem bad song second of all she did that song dirty. Yeah. Yeah. You just got to you got to sing it kind of vanilla if you want to do the national anthem and nobody

should we should have a better song. I think Miley Cyrus' party in the USA should be the new national anthem. Oh, it's just it's just so much more fun. I like that, Aaron would think. Yeah, moving my hips like, yeah, not in my hand like, yeah. Yeah. So yeah. And a Jay-Z song was on. And a Jay-Z song was on. We'll be right back with more blare, Riddle Riddle. A tub was started and then I'm feeling kinda home.

Too much pressure, man, I'm nervous. I know what you're thinking. Do I have a new hat? Adel and JPC? New haircut? Why am I walking around with so much confidence? Oh, I was going to, I bet you're wondering. I wanted pretzels from the food court. And I was just going to let you know that it looks like you leaned on paint. Anyways, I just had a bunch of subscriptions canceled for me by Rocket Money that I wasn't using until now I'm flushed with cash and now I'm confident. Pretzel money? Well, maybe we'll talk about that.

Rocket Money is a personal finance app that finds and cancels your unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending, and helps you lower your bills all in one place. I've been using it for years, even before they were a sponsor. Aaron, it looks like you may have leaned on like with someone painting a rocket money, like billboard or sign or something, because it's all down your back. It's like, and I could I could I could I get a need. Most people think they're spending $80 on their subscriptions. When in reality, the number is closer to 200. And when you signed up for so many free trials, like streaming services, you watch one show, and then you completely forget about it, you lose track. And then

all of a sudden, you're like, why am I bleeding money? Rocket money? They take care of that for you. They go, sit back, relax, we got this. And they make everything color coded and easy and super intuitive. You're also color coded. A little birdie told me that rocket money also lets you monitor all your expenses in one place, recommends custom budgets based on your past spending. And let me even send you notifications when you've reached your spending limits, which sounds like something my friend would like, but I forget which friend I'm so hungry for pretzels. which sounds like something my friend would like, but I forget which friend I'm so hungry for pretzels. Speaking of pretzels, you don't get all twisted up by saltine and the bread of your finances,

with over 3 million users and counting. Rocket money customers have saved an average of $720 a year. Stop wasting money on things you don't use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and a year. Everybody run. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I don't grasp, I've done it, I've found it. This ancient city of better help. Oh, what is, let me walk through here. This doesn't look ancient. It looks like there's people thriving here. What's, hello? Hey, Addle. Hey, Addle, you know me.

Yes. What a weird thing to say to a hey, Addle. Oh, you know us, right? You're citizens of better help this town? Yeah. BetterHelp is therapy. That's entirely online. It's designed to be convenient, flexible,

and suited to your schedule. I've been using it for a long time. It works for the way that my brain works. And we're just here talking about it celebrating it. Yes, I am here too celebrating it. You all seem very happy. This seems like a happy bunch of folks. Hey, man, why don't you lose the sword?

Oh, it's a machete, not a sword. Let me tell you, yeah, you're right. It's all good. Why don't I take that from you? Yeah, we'll put this somewhere safe. Okay, thank you. Thank you for that. I appreciate your better help.

Well, not really. I'm not doing better help, but better help, you know, as therapy is actually pretty toned to a person like me because I want, you know, to learn positive coping skills. I want to learn how to set and force boundaries, and I want to check in with something on someone on my own schedule. I love online therapy for that specific reason.

I don't know if you wanted to try it. All you would have to do is just fill out a brief questionnaire to get matched with a licensed therapist, and you could switch therapists any time for no additional charge. Wow, you said fill out a stone tablet. So there are some things that better help is not going to be qualified to help with Adelaide. This may be one of the maybe we get you to some other type of specialist. Okay, yeah, that makes sense, but it seems here like there are higher glyphics that say, make your brain your friend with better help.

Visit betterhelp.com slash, oh, without a slash, because I don't have my machete. Betterhelp.com slash riddle today to get 10% off your first month. That's better help. Uncover this moss, h-e-l-p.com slash riddle.

Betterhelp.com slash riddle, huh? And this is a perfect example of something that not you, Adel, but I would be sharing with my therapist. Okay, okay, everyone gather around, gather around. As I finish dusting off the ancient structure. Boring. It says this podcast is sponsored by Squarespace. Oh, that's actually interesting. Squarespace, I've heard of this.

Yes, it's the all-in-one website platform for entrepreneurs to stand out and succeed online, whether you're just starting out or managing a growing brand, right? Squarespace, oh, what I hear, makes it easy to create a beautiful website, engage with your audience, and sell anything from products to content to time, all in one place, all in your terms. Yes, that's what Squarespace is, but the question, what is it doing, bedded, here? Yes, yes, doctor, yes, doctor.

Well, I think they're pretty cool because they can host can host video content organize your video library and showcase your content on Beautiful video pages and sell access to your videos on the member areas. It's super intuitive to use. That's probably why it's buried down here. Yeah, and Dr. Dustoff World famous archaeologist They even sell custom merch so we could get some Dr. Dustoff merch going. You easily sell it, you create passive income, it engages your audience, scales your brand, does that sound good? Yes, yes, yes, we all know about Squarespace and it's amazing features like the asset library where you can organize and access all your content from one place, where you can manage all your files from one central hub and use them across the

Squarespace platform. We know about the value of square space, but the question is, what is it doing? That is... Okay, Dr. Dustoff, we don't know, you're the archaeologist. I'm sorry, what? You're... I drove. Oh. Okay, well. They call me Dutter Dustoff because when I get into a car accident, I make it kind of go away. I'm a smooth talker. I'm an easy walker and I'm not bad looking either. Ah. Ah.

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Okay, if you insist now hold on I'm taking a call. Hello They're burning it down. Good. Do we have insurance? I gotta take this. Okay. Yes. This is just JP Riddle.

Go left. Yeah, this is JP Riddle's in a fedora. Forget it. I take everything back. I can't believe I fucked up that game again. I felt bad. Well, that was amazing, but don't worry, we are going to move on to something else. Casey said I can't believe it. Is everybody ready to come back? Yes.

And we're back and let's launch it immediately into more trailer, damn near kill. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Or no, you know what, I could do it because I would be redeemed. Okay. Aaron, do you wanna go first? Oh my God, we're actually doing it. Yeah, we are. Oh, okay.

I think I can do better than what I did. And I think I can add some more dynamic stuff into my trailer thing. Oh, yeah, I do wanna, yeah. I do think that the one thing causing a little a point deficit is that if you, if either of you used a song like Aaron, I do think that the one thing causing a little point deficit is that if you if either have used a song like Aaron, I don't remember last year you kept saying it's raining, it's far, like if we use a song, especially I think that's really going to be atmospheric and

cool and good. Who would Aaron, would you like to go first? Would you like to pass the thing? I got points off for using an awesome blackout piece of songs. I guess I don't really understand that note, but typical studio. I kept the toy five. I kept the toy five. Okay, okay. Typical studio behavior. GPC, you had to pick. I think I'm going to do Aaron first and then I'm going to go. Great.

A sandwich style. Aaron, your options are. And if there's something that was previously mentioned, you want to use, you can absolutely use that. So let's see, nobody's ghoul has not been used and my teacher's a goblin. But if you don't want to use either of those, the other options for you, Aaron, is going to be this person's cursed and that's the worst or haunted if you've got it. This person's cursed and that's the worst. Great, whenever you're ready, two minutes. Mm. Ah.

Wow. Wow. I got it, I got it, I got it. Okay. Um, and Aaron, a new rule because this isn't fair to GPC. Aaron, every time you stop, every time you stop, we're gonna add 30 seconds onto the clock. No, no. So your trailer right now is gonna to be two minutes 30 seconds.

Whenever you're ready. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do- Carol Smith has a shopping addiction. Money, money, money, money. She's a hundred thousand dollars in credit cards. But what if her credit card had a mind of its own? Who are you looking for? You're looking around your room for time. Two and a half minutes left. A money, money.

What if your credit card started murdering people? I swear it's not me. I'm not the one murdering people. It's my credit card. Yeah, right. You're just trying to get rid of your credit card and all its deaths. And it's deaths and it's debts No, I'm not I'm Carol and I'll fix my shopping addiction and stop my murdering credit card

Two minutes this fall Uh-oh this Halloween this This curse This curse is personal. This is personal. This is personal. This is personal. This person.

This person is cursed. And that's the worst. Margot Martin Dale. And Alfred Molina. Stop. And this curse is person. That's the worst. Dude, it's like...

Money, money, money money money. Then the credit card goes like this like you can just let your throat. Oh, I like that. Yeah. And and I'm exhausted. Minute and a half left. You're not that tired. I liked it though.

I like that. Even it was short for a trailer, but I still liked it. Okay. I can't remember what I had to make it about. Sorry. You had a minute and a half left. but I still liked it. Okay, I think everyone had to make it about, sorry. You had a minute and a half left, you didn't fill it. So do you have to deduct a point for every second? So that's 90 seconds?

What? But Addle, I did a creepy song. Can I get some bonus points for that? Well, here's the thing. You did a creepy song, which was money, money, money, money, which is number one, very hard to make creepy. And number two, last year, if you've lost your episode, if you've lost your episode.

And example I used for a song to make creepy was, money by Pink Floyd, which goes a little bit differently, but still is just a repetition of the word money. So. I don't listen to the show. Huh. Okay, so 100 points added to Aaron's total.

I heard it's good. Smart. Aaron, world's better. World's better. I'm going to give you 100 points for doing a better trailer. I'm going to give you, I was going to deduct points for using Margot Martin Dale again, but she's national treasure. So another 100 points for using Margot Martin Dale for being smart.

And Alphard Molina is the boys in the credit card. Wow. Alfred Molina and Kevin Klein, for some reason, we don't see them in movies anymore. They both are phenomenal actors. We deserve to see Alfred Molina more. So another hundred points, I think that makes 300 plus you used. What did you use?

No, that's it, 300 points. So that's gonna be a total of 434 points for you, Aaron. JPC, are you ready for your second trailer, damn near kill there? Uh huh, I am. So you, up for grabs, if you would like them is, so up for use, if you would like them, are nobody's ghoul, my teacher's a goblin,

and haunt it if you've got it. Otherwise, you can use Ouijae for free and Full Moon Monday. Weegee for free and Full Moon Monday. Great options. I'll go with Full Moon Monday. Great, whenever you're ready, two minutes. This is the story of a girl who cried a river and drowned the whole world. 100 points.

The full moon rises over New York City. We have action shots, people hustling and bustling, talking, yelling, getting into traffic altercations. Everyone is acting kind of aggressive towards each other. New York City, 2023. Only the strong survive. But this Monday will strengthen be enough to survive one minute left This is the story of a girl who cried a river and tried the whole world.

As that music plays, we see a shot. It's moving through this crowd of New York City. It's in Times Square, and then there's a girl just in like a white dress. And she's, you know, she looks like she's wet, like she just crawled out of a river and her hairs in front of her face And as it hits girl her eyes Pop up and you see the full moon and then you see wearable things coming at her, coming at her teeth and then suddenly The crowd it's chaos. It's panic. People are running people are screaming. There's blood people are like holding limbs This Halloween Where wolves come to New York City?

You know, the full title moon. Hold on, there's a difference between pausing from traumatic influence. It doesn't remember the title. And this doesn't remember the title. Full moon Monday. Do we hear any of the cast? Full moon Monday. Do we hear any of the cast? Well you saw it.

Yeah, that was a- That's Millie Bobby Brown, my friend. Yeah. If you get- You're not a bad friend? If you can't see Millie Bobby Brown, would I show you Millie Bobby Brown? You don't deserve to see Millie Bobby Brown. Fine, I'll give you the cast.

I'll give you the cast. They don't do that always. Millie Bobby Brown. Tom Holland. Tom of Hishol that always. Millie Bobby Brown. Tom Holland. Tom of Hushalimov. Oh! Shhh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, sh, shh, shh, sh, sh, sh, shh, sh, sh, she's in there. A couple is in Dias. Why not? Probably a probably a Colcan, he's the mayor. The mayor, you got

you know, ward and you don't know what you're waiting for. Just thinking like to think all parents. The moon. Yes. Introducing and introducing as the moon. Sarsha road. Is this from the past? What is this movie?

Sometimes they do introduce against a fun show. They're introducing Kevin Klein. And he's like, come on, it's Kevin Klein. We don't like who that is. Introducing again, because he's been gone for a while. He does Bob's burgers, but not much else. I don't think he does Bob's burgers, but he does a lot of Bob's burgers.

Does a lot of Bob sees the mayor of Bob's burgers. JPC. Yes, very good job. Thank you so much. It's very hard to make to put this is the story of a girl, credit remember, to the tune of it's raining. It's pouring. But somehow you did it.

That was an inspired choice. JPC, I thought that was excellent. It was a long walk, but we got to the destination. I'm glad I'm glad I've never say that slow before. And I was like, oh, I don't remember the lyrics when it's coming this slow. You remember the basic stories you're going to remember? Remember she'd rather the whole world.

Me and Cinderella can drive it home with one night Jake Bill in one light I'm gonna get JBC. We're gonna go ahead and say 500 points total. Thank you very well executed Thank you so much. Well, isn't that you I really appreciate it Aaron 500 points, good Aaron Sorry, that's my little that's my little hand talking. Sometimes I draw little eyes on my finger and do a little hand. Aaron, I have other stuff prepared but if you like, I'll give you another chance to do a trailer. I got to get the hell out of here.

You know what, actually, okay, yeah, and this time you'll be good. No, this time I'll do it. I'm not even kidding, I'm about to blow this up for water hit me Isn't she I feel like I'm at 20 and I just said hit me in black. No there. This is 21 and you're saying hit me. Okay, okay Your options are Say on anything Aaron, your options are say on say anything or cult from the same cloth. Or you can still do my teachers of goblin or whatever else that was say on anything.

Okay, whenever you're ready, you're in two minutes. All my instincts, they return. A grand facade, those who will ruin this Halloween. Without a noise, without my pride, I reached out from the answer. Oh, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I'm so happy in our new relationship. Yes, we're in high school, and we're falling in love. I'm so glad we found each other. I was such a perfectionist during high school.

Enough audio-cure. I'm so sad that he's put all of high school just trying to get straight A's I could have been dating a cool guy like you Everything's going so well. I hope a demon doesn't take over my body There's a demon inside look girl from say anything that's what the movie is She's reaching out from the inside of her to try to kill John Q's act. One minute left. In your eyes, delight the heat. He's starting to notice something a little off about her.

I am complete your eyes. We gotta get that demon out of her body. Does anyone know what exercise? You see the doorway? Your rise of a thousand churches. It turns out the dad sent the demon to get the daughter to focus more on school work than having a boyfriend. So she has a contagious relationship with her dad,

but they get the demon out at the end. Margot Martin Dale. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, oh, we're just dating everything's going well. Let's do a say-ons for fun for Halloween and that's how the Batch in the beginning. That's how the demon gets in all my instincts They That was the first right that was my So is the dad character cut completely Alfred You're cut completely. You mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo- Oh, Sam. Sam. Time. Perfect. Aaron. Time. Perfect.

Can I do another one? I have to get out of this episode of live doing one that I'm good. Aaron. Aaron, I can do this. It's not a sun cost. It's not a sun cost. It's not a sun cost. I can do this.

We're going to do it. Aaron. You're only option. You have this one option. That's it. Okay. My teacher's a goblin. My teacher's a goblin. My teacher's a goblin. I think you can do it, Aaron.

I have faith in you. Okay. JPC just texted, I do not have faith in her. That was about something different though. It's a cruel, cruel something. Now you're gone. I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going. You can't sing a song normally and then just go Oh can't I Kim oh it's so annoying that you have to do summer school just

because you failed one class because you missed a test by sleeping in that stinks we wish you could come to all the fun summer partying we're gonna do by the lake. I wish, but I guess it's, his name is Mr. Goblin and he's the summer school teacher. I hear he's nice but really hard. Yeah, whatever, have a good summer. See you in the fall. Hopefully, what was that?

Nothing. Hi, I'm here for summer school And then he the goblin teacher is writing his name. Dr. Mr. Goblin's turns and he looks and there's just something off And then she goes is there anyone else in this class and it's one other cute boy And then they're walking out from the first day of class She goes, don't you feel like there's something weird about Mr. Goblin? Does he sort of seem like he could be a goblin? Ha ha ha! Kim you're so funny! It's just that his name is Mr. Goblin. Wouldn't that be a hat on the hat?

And too obvious? You're crazy! He's just a weird guy! You know what? Let's sneak into his house to prove that he's not a goblin. Okay yeah, I like to flirt and go to a house with you. That sounds awesome. It's a cool. And then they get in the house and the door is locked and he goes, I'll show up. I need to, I'll teach you a lesson. Never come into a goblin's house. Murder murder murder murder murder murder murder it's a crew Summer and then I'm this Halloween Margot Martin Dale and Alfred Molina are in

My teachers a goblin Time perfect. Give her one more chance. No. I'm going to give 10,000 points. Thank you. To JPC. For being so patient and sitting through.

All right, fine. Send me a list and I'll do it on my own time. I barely ever up to the out all. I barely ever up to the out all. I felt judgment. I felt the heat for setting it in high school again. I felt judgment. I felt the heat for setting it in high school again Aaron you're right to fill a judgment for both of us, but it's not for why you think why why does it for everything else except for the school What are you talking about how do you how do you feel how do you feel judgment? Because you said it in the school again, did you use Marka Barton

Dill for it? It was about a teacher. What about where? Where else am I supposed to set it? Not a school? To go back I can't even I'm I'm in heaven. This is the best day of my life. To go back to the trailer you did before this one. If movies if studios would be smart enough to have their trailer go, turns out and then explain the ending and then also go go back, go back, go back, go back, I mean, I would go see any movie where the trailer was bold enough, had the balls enough to pull that move. I think that's, it's a really, it's a really cool move for a trailer to do. I do, I know I could do a good one.

I did a good one last year. It's not like I'm trying to be bad at this. This is just hard. When you get up there, it's like when you get to the highest diving board, you have all the confidence in the world climbing up and then you get up there. It's hard to make up a plot. You think that we're accusing you of trying to be bad at this? Is that what you think is the thing that's going on?

Consistently bad at a thing after this many chances. It seems like I'm throwing this on purpose and I am not carrying it on purpose. But just, just, but just no one's here set, no one said Aaron's throwing this. Okay, here's what I'll say. Aaron, you have 434 points. JPC, you have 10,624 points. JPC, since you have the higher amount of points, you get to decide. Do we go on to some scary spooky riddles? Do we do our annual rap for daddy rap segment? Oh, would you like to hear Aaron do another trailer,

damn nuclear gilders? This sucks, this sucks because obviously I want to make Aaron rap I'd love to have Aaron to one more trailer and then you have to do the classic riddle at the end I'd love to do all all of these every one of these options makes me look like a bad guy though, right? I mean, I don't get away looking clean on any of these things You don't think I see JPC all of you JPC all of Aaron, you have one minute to wrap a trailer for the movie. It's all been leading to this, huh? At least this is not my fault.

At least this is not my fault. Slamming and do each other. You have to wrap a trailer or wrap the plot, whatever comes out. For the movie, cult from the same cloth.t from the same cloth. Aaron, whatever you're ready. I will take me a minute, but I'm going to get there. Hold on. Yeah, you'll get there. Yeah, you'll get there. Your husband died and you're full of guilt. So come over to my house and make a quilt.

With all the girls, they know how to sew. They're really weird though. Oh, you can't do that. You can't, your body can't shut down. You can't shut down if I do this. You think I'm not cringing you think I don't want to cover my face in time. It's a diss track. Close your eyes.

You're going to be okay. We're making quilt. Oh. We're making quilt. The whole thing is quilt. It's a quilt knitting group. And they are, they turn out to be a cult, a murdering cult. If anyone else wants to jump in and do a burst of it.

Okay, we'll stop there, we'll stop there. Oh! It's anyone else? What on earth? We'll stop there, we'll stop there. I don't know. Oh, okay, I think I could, I could dub. Yeah.

Yeah. JBC, I think I'd be remiss if I didn't give you a chance to respond, rap to Aaron's trailer. Okay. It has to be the same title though. JBC, you have higher points. Do you agree to that? You can, I can give you a different title. I can give you just a word, a one word suggestion because you've earned this.

You are the clear winner of this episode. Do you want to? Thank you. Thank you for telling me that I have earned it. I do feel like I have earned it. Yeah. Um, the suggestion could be like skeletons or like a bones or ghosts or something, or you can do a movie, whatever you decide you decide.

I would, I would love to, Aaron had to do the wrapping a plot for a movie. So I would love to get a movie suggestion that I have to do a wrap about. I would love that. Perfect. That's fair. And I would like 500 points for being a good sport. Um, JPC, you'rePC, your title for this? Oh, I thought you were leaving it up to me to see if Aaron

has been a good sport because I'm like, I don't think so. I'm like, it doesn't seem like she has been a good sport. What's my title? I'm typing this into Google. How to delete a good sport. What's my talent? I'm typing this into Google. How to delete a podcast. I'm sorry. Wow, you are still recording it. Huh.

I would love to hear like two-pock doing a rap track and in the middle of it, he goes, wait, no, you can't do that. Come on, Dre, you can't, don't put your body like that. You can't do that. It looked like this. It looked like this. It looked like this.

It looked like this. It looked like this. It looked like this. It looked like this. It looked like this. It looked like this. It looked like this. It looked like this. It looked like this. It looked like this. It looked like this. It looked like this.

It looked like this. It looked like this. It looked like this. It looked like this. It looked like this. It looked like this. It looked like this. It looked like this.

It looked like this. It looked like this. It looked like this. It looked like this. It looked like this. It looked like this. It looked like this. It looked like this. It looked like this. It looked like this. Hey, let me tell you about my bro. He is made of hemoglobin. That's right. He's blood. He's an exact copy of my mud. And when I say mud, I mean my atoms. And also, my name is Atum. I'm an average high school kid, except I got blood for a sieve.

That's right, he's my blood brother. And we, to one another, are as close as brothers can be. Even though he's made of me, I made him in a lab one night. It was quite a fright. I cut myself when I tried to dig into a frog skin. If I put it in frog, Casey. Casey. Casey.

Casey. Put it back. Casey. Put it back. Thank you. I was not dealt with my story. And I put it in a frog. And he started hopping out of log log and then the frog spoke to me

he said Adam you mad you see I am your brother inside a frog because I'm in your vlog I said whoa this is trippy now get into my zippy little monster three that I have well actually my pair of it's paid for it But it doesn't matter. I'm in high school. It's Adam. My brother's a frog and he's made up my blood Come into summer And that's the end gaysie that part was the end Wow Wow Yeah, that one that part that when I felt really good about and I felt really strongly about that about how that went

You should that was incredible Here's the right here's the rub GPC. Yeah, I'm deducting 10,500 points for you because this makes sense. Let me explain myself. Yeah, no, I get it This is like when a Football team is up a hundred to 1 sure and they keep in their starters I'm the bears right now On the other coaches like what the fuck are you doing? You're good like why take out your starters? That just told it just say something about

They're to play those guys want to play. They wouldn't be professional football players if they didn't want to have a little fun on the field. Here's my question. If this is your first episode ever, I'm having an off day. This is not like me. Okay.

I actually am so good at making up transfers. If this is your significant other show, and this is like, oh my god, it's un-listenable to have the one who's bad be also the girl on the show. I hear your comments. I am not bad at this. It's just today, okay? I'm good.

I just, I have to say this. I just have to say this. In no way is this misogyny? Why does it feel so bad? Why do you wait? Why do you have to say that? Why do you have to say that? Oh, giggling.

Giggling is it, uh-oh. Well, Aaron, I have to say that. I would hope, but I would pray, and I'll do some self-reflection. I don't think any of the points reflect the fact that you're a woman. I don't think that factors. Here's what happened. Aaron. Last night I went out and I had one dirty martini and I am still hungover.

I don't feel so good. If anything, Aaron, people are not going to be saying that about you. They might be saying is, wow, the one woman on this show really doesn't have any self-awareness about her ability to make trailers. Cause she's so mean. I did such a good one last year. Last year, I did such a good one.

I was so good. My doggy talk that yesterday and I am hungover cause during partini is just vodka. They don't tell you. And I am sweating through my shirt. It's hot in here. All of that, I mean, if you just would have wrapped with you, can you wrap what you just said?

Here we go, Casey. What did I just say? No, don't do this. Why are we doing this? I'm a grown adult and I'm an occult. And what we do is we make quilts and we're full of guilt because we kill each other if the quilt's not good enough Don't let you do that, okay. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. Put all of my hair in a little stuff in my briefcase. I'm leaving. Here's what I'll say. No, Aaron, hold on.

The rap you just did was actually very good. I just rap. What happens? I'm blasting out. You rhyme. Do you rhyme to bunch? You rhyme bunches. Remember the episode during COVID where I lost it? I'm coming up again. That right now. I'm hitting that same wall. KCM keep an eye on the chat. Are we able to clip the trailer from last year and put it at the end of the case of this episode? Thank you, the good one. Maybe, well, we'll put both. Yes, the good one.

And here's what I'll have to say. Thank you all so much for supporting another bleh, rental, rental. I don't even point, don't matter, points are nothing at this point. I think we've lost the concept of points, but I do have to say. Hey, PC one.

Well, we all never know. Hey, hey, hey, hey, mommy, mommy, mommy, spiders, spiders, spiders, excuse me, such a fright. A cool terrifies haunted, I'll give away. A cool terrifies, fucking, I'll let people away. Based on the tone, addled to it, my death and riddies and posies under that all right, say, check. JPC, uh, JPC, we'll have you go last year. Does there anything you want to plug or promote? I thought you were gonna check at the end of this.

Do you not ready to check? The song said you would write a check. Not for this one. And I get that. We have to respect that. Italy and I owe you. It'll be a Venmo request. Under the adolo right, say

Venmo request. I do have something to plug. Yes. So this Friday, the thing maybe I've been most looking forward to since I've moved to LA, it's a show. It's called Live Band Scary Oki. And it's a remount of my favorite thing that used to happen in Chicago, where it's like a live band karaoke show, where a bunch of comedians, and then also very, very talented singers

are going to be singing in costume at the Cats Crawl this Friday, October 27th at 10 p.m. It's a costume party, a Halloween party. If you need a Halloween thing to do in LA, please come, Sean will be playing the drums. I'm gonna be singing a song. It's the first time I'm publicly saying, I think since like 2017 or 2018,

but I can't stress to you enough how outside of my involvement in it, everyone who goes to one of these, it ends up being like one of the most fun nights of their life. It's so silly, it's so fun, and it's $10 for really great Halloween plans. Please come and costume. If you need any information about it,

or if you can't afford it You'd like a comp. Please reach out to me on Instagram Aaron keep 10 because I would really love for you to be here If you haven't seen any of my shows in LA This is the one to come and see I promise you have the best time. That's this Friday October 27th at the Catscrawl at 10 p.m. And you're doing the karaoke as well, Aaron? Yeah, I'm singing a song. Will you be rapping? I will not be rapping,

but I'll be doing some fun harmony on a song you wouldn't know. You're gonna lose a lot of people if you say that you're not gonna be rapping. Maybe I'll rap. Yeah, thank you, thank you. Thank you. I'm going to seed my plug to just tell Aaron,

just straight out. If you rap, I will fly out to LA to the show. I guess I'm rapping. JBC, do you have anything to plug or review to read? Yeah, I will fly out to LA to show. JBC. JBC, do you have anything to plug or review to read? Yeah, I got a review to read. If you want to get a review featured on the show, just leave us a five star review, or leave reviews. I might find it. If I find it, I might read it. In this case, I'm reading this one from Tofe R and there's four R's and the name of the review is, Disco just rolled out, uh, native soundboard capabilities to its voice

chat. Naturally, I immediately added the Dean screen to my gaming group server. And the course of a night of intense gaming, a friend mentioned that she loved that I added it was commonly used by one of her favorite podcasts. And that's how I learned we were both huge redheads. That's what fans are called, right? No, it's Riddious. Uh, how are Dean still uniting people after all these years? Well, Tofe R to you, I say and congratulations. Outstanding and keep an eye out folks for on my website. I'm going to be doing a supernatural episode. It's going to be Sam and Howard Dean or those of two characters Sam and Dean, but it'll be Sam and Howard Dean. So I'm going to propose them with Howard.

The Winchester. I just know. Howard he's the Winchester I just I just came to I'm we didn't do any reddles well Aaron you're in luck we we do actually have a lot of what do you mean Aaron's right we're gonna do a riddle here we go Aaron huh what does a which do when she goes to a hotel and we'll find out the answer

next year Aaron what's the spookyest way to end this guy? She's here. She's here. Dive for a minute. She lost. He focused by Adelterrified. Starting, scatting Keith. And John's pass for the call, and he's scatting it up.

Okay, he told me, he did the editing, he's a horror man, go read it up. Carly's here, and on the heroin. What? I'm sorry. Look, I know you talked about the good trailer after the credits, so I can still do that, but can I make one possible option to have after the credits? Aaron, would it help you at all if I play to track I have that is a horror movie trailer soundtrack? Yes.

You think maybe you could get the one you want? Yes. Okay, let me. Yes. All right. JPC, give me a title. Addle, give me a title. Someone make a potato. It has to be like a pun to it, right?

Something with boo, maybe. Boo. Boo. Boo's talking now. Boo. What's a... Look, boo's talking now. Thank you. Look, boo's talking now.

All right, Aaron, your redemption topic is look, boo's talking now now whenever you're ready. Ha ha ha. Great. Yep, I'm 40 weeks pregnant. We're just sort of waiting for the baby to come. We've been nesting. We're so happy.

We have that new house up on the hill. And yeah, it's been hard to move in there. Obviously, it's an old house, but we're so excited to meet our new baby. It's a boy and everyone's so excited they're celebrating and they come home from the hospital. And hello mother. Ah! Ah! This Halloween. Ah. Ah.

Whoa, why can you talk? You're like three days old. Of course I can talk, mother. I lived in this house for a very, very long time. A very long time ago. I just want my baby back. The mother, I am your baby. There's just a few things I need you to do. Or else, I'll cry.

And you'll die. Margot Martin Dale is. Look, booze talking. Mother, where are you? I don't have object permanence and I can't see you. This is Halloween. This is a fall love. This is a fall love.

Oh, come on. Look, booze chocolate now. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. Fuck out of the fuck, GBC, fuck fuck Casey fuck all y'all I nailed it Air keep his back baby not a hungover at all anymore love y'all Very good very good was that better yeah, that was fantastic. Hello, mommy. Why can't talk? You're three days old. Hello, mommy.

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