Hey Riddle Riddle - #276: Rayzle Dayzle from Bayzle w/ Janet Varney

Episode Date: November 1, 2023

We hope you’re ready for some fall flavored listener submitted riddles with our fourth host, Janet Varney. We’ve got it all this episode- An undercover agent posing as a surfer, a high stakes poker game, and Erin kills a mosquito mid episode! What a hoot!Starring:Adal RifaiJohn Patrick CoanErin KeifGuest Starring:Janet VarneyEditing by: Casey ToneyTheme by: Arne ParrottLogo by: Emily Kardamis & Emmaline MorrisWant more? Get Weekly Bonus Eps on Patreon!Want merch? Visit our TeePublic Store! or pins, buttons & printsWant to mail us something? Hey Riddle Riddle 6351 W Montrose Ave #267Chicago, IL, 60634Want to leave us a voicemail? Call (805) RIDDLE-1 or (805-743-3531)Want to advertise on the show? Check out Hey Riddle Riddle via Gumball.fmThis episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/RIDDLE and get on your way to being your best self.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a headgun podcast. There's a mosquito. Oh, no, not a, okay, if it's a ski, if it's a skater, you need to take care of his. There's a mosquito in here. We got to get rid of that thing. I'm coming over. I love killing mosquitoes. Bring your flame to our place. Get a little vacuum and suck it into the vacuum. That's what I like to do. Fuck back. Keep an eye out. If you see it, I'm genuinely concerned about Aaron getting bit by

mosquito. Well, we're all here to witness it. I know you're gonna. Who's episode is this? It's mine. Aaron's cool. Well, if she's still alive, if that mosquito suck her dry, then don't joke. Don't show. What the fuck? And as we always begin, don't joke! Okay. He stood on a block of ice. I'm gonna go ahead and have a word and write it. I'm gonna go ahead and write it. I'm gonna go ahead and write it. I'm gonna go ahead and write it before I break the break. All right, sort of having everyone over for an early friend's giving.

Let's see who's at the door. Ding dong. Hi. Hi. Hey, Addle. That's what you got. Side your door for 90 minutes. I didn't want to be too early, but classic. Addle. How's it going?

Good. I brought you a gift card for Mariano's and also a gift card for Edelief. $500 a piece. I hope this will feed enough people. Oh, great. Yeah. I already this will feed enough people. Oh great. Yeah, I already made all the food. This is really generous though. That's, this is a lot of money out.

I'm sorry. No, you're great, come on in. Okay, thank you so much. Got a beer, got red wine over there, some mold wine right there. Really perfect. Is it just you? I thought I heard somebody coming up the stairs.

Do you mind if I mix a wine in a beer? I want to make myself sick. Okay. Thank you. La la la la la Thanksgiving. All right. Hey, Aaron, sorry. Oh, you. Yeah, door was closing. Um, so I decided I didn't want to be involved in that. So I just came into the bathroom window. Yeah, that scared me. Oh, you broke it. You broke the bathroom window to come through it. Uh, no, I think it was broken, but I don't want to give them a whole argument about this. Again, uh, the big repeat of last year, sorry, I didn't read the email. I'm glad I found the place. Um, I'll, I just found it. You didn't know where I lived. Yeah. Hey, guys, I just got a text wheel.

Paul McCartney, $5,000 for that bit. Again, yeah, we have to stop talking about people coming to the we're not going through the bathroom window. Please, like last year, just like last year. Anyway, Aaron, I got you a bunch of parking tickets that I found on cars on your block on the way over here. So happy, Mary, happy birth. Thank you.

Thank you. Thanks, giving. Oh, Aaron, are we gonna go? Thanks, Jimmy, caroling later. Um, yeah, all of our favorite Thanksgiving songs. Jerky and a mashed potato. Oh, my plan. Hi!

Hi, everybody. Wow. Well, you just fell through the chimney. Hey, you were in it. Holy crap, are you okay, Janet? You landed hard on the wall. So hard. I'm good. I'm good.

I'm good. Oh, you know what? I had made a commitment to myself just knowing you as I do. I was like, I am going to stay jammed up in here until I hear some caroling. How many days, just teas are caroling? Two days. Oh, so hungry. She's eating my potatoes with her hands.

Well, Geng's all here. This is gonna be great. Thanks for coming to friends giving. I really this is it Yeah, well, yeah, that's a good group good But someone's coming later, right? Someone else's coming. Also, November 1st. Is that Thanksgiving? I'm gonna ask a question that seems silly, but I just have never felt why is it called friends giving? I can't put it together. Oh, gobbling every day and work out one every day.

It's turkey, turkey casserole. We're here to play gum, gum. I thought for friends giving, which no one knows why it's called that. We'll never know. Thank you. We were on a break. No, we're all going to give some friends. What was that?

Why it's called that? Could I be anymore friends giving? Um, didn't Joey say how rude? Yes, I'll join laureates. Yeah. We should do an episode of Hey, Riddle Riddle. We got Janet here. She's our favorite.

The co-host guest. Anything. Oh, maybe. So, um, let's just do. Well, I have you guys. We got Janet here. She's our favorite co-host guest anything person maybe so Let's just do well. I have you guys. Why not we do an episode of Hey Run or Reddell I don't think you love to ask for me I think after a shower and if I could borrow some of your clothes Aaron. I am filthy as you can see I've been living in a chimney for two days So I can't say I'm ready to do and I'm gonna go right now if I get it all right. Let's get started

chimney for two days. So I can't say I'm ready to do an episode right now. I got to. All right, let's get started. She's talking through little mice, poked her heads out to come a little tune of my mouth. What? There they are. Gypsy come back. He's trying to get out through the hair. But it was actually what I am no thankful for. So I don't have to do it this year.

Hey, sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. I was doing it slow. My knees move slow. Do you need help with those buckles of smart

to attach those straps to the couch, actually? Aaron, very smart. It's the only way. It's good to get it there. It's also for safety. Great stuff. He's a friend of yours. Well's the only way. It's good. It's also for safety. Yeah. He's a friend of you. Hold on. Well, earthquakes. Yeah. That is.

Plus I could bite my tongue. No, that's not a talent. That's nothing. That's not a talent. I see you're on your resume under special skills. You wrote can bite tongue. If I need to. So Janet, how is your autumn so far? Very autumnal. Of course, Los Angeles being a city replete with changing seasons. You really get the sense of that, ooh, is that a pumpkin spice latte I smell from every

corner? Is that gasoline? Oh, is that gas from my car? All the leaves aren't changing. You know, there's a little nip in the air. for my car, all the leaves aren't changing. You know, there's a little nip in the air. I will say, I have been other places in which it's really started to feel like autumn and I'm trying to bring the spirit of that back with me

every time I come to LA. I brought a spirit back with me. God, what was that? That was when I went on that vacation to the other side. Yeah. Oh, I gotta tell tell you this guy was pissed Not a friendly spirit. Don't let someone ask you to carry their luggage from across the other side a lot of the times They're smuggling. Go go me once

Has anyone any like I've done any fall things yet? Pumpkin patch more and done any fall things yet. Pumpkin patch, corn fray, leaf breaking, jumping in a pile of leaves. Yeah, I did a fall thing. I bid it really hard coming out of my house the other day. Horse flights, us there's, uh, yeah, busted up my knee. Pretty bad. That's why I sit down slow.

No, but I learned that I could. So it was worth it. Hello, you're Mr. Fall. was worth it. You missed your fall. You won that several years in a row. You know, sorry, I'm Mr. Baseball coming to theaters next year. Is my Tom Selec, Mr. Baseball remake. This time I play baseball in a Halloween costume. Did you get permission to respect the strike?

Please. I just got a Venmo Crest from Paul McCartney for $5,000. He bought up all of Tom's Alex movies. Yeah, I went to some haunted houses. I indulged in some apple cider donuts. And of course, famously, my premonition this year was that apple cider is going to overtake pumpkin spices of flavor. Because I think we as a society are getting sick of pumpkin spice.

And I think the companies are really phoning in pumpkin spice. A lot of pumpkin spice nowadays tastes like candles, candles with flavors. So. And pumpkin spice was your favorite spice score for a long time, but I remember you started to say, like you were getting a little bit sick of her. Yeah, she's, I just don't, I don't know what her whole deal is.

Just now, she's a pumpkin. She's a pumpkin and she's a spice girl. I don't know what's confusing I mean her whole deal that's her deal is busy. It's very busy. She's a pumpkin in address Do you feel like the rest of the spice girls are more complex? Yeah, they have depth baby spice. There's a lot going on It's a three-dimensional Celebrity I like baby and scary. I like scary a lot you bet. Oh the combo the combo of baby and scary Chemistry they were on the circle together

History or chemistry In England it would be chemistry. It's all you minimum mm-hmm. I had an apple iced coffee like an apple a terminal ice coffee Terrible to me. Was it good? Right. It was so good. Genius bar. Can everyone stop for a second?

Can everyone stop for a second? Did you get from the genius bar? And for zoom. It was very good. It was like an apple brown sugar. I know. And I know one was more surprised than me. Did you Aaron?

Did you get it from the genius bar? Want to get it again? Make sure you get it. No, it's clean. It was good. For socials. I got it clean for socials. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Janet's doing math on a chocolate. So the Bible, C-O-F-E-E, you might deny it.

Maybe it's because Apple also has two letters, like the P-E. That could be different from space. E. She'll get there. I don't feel so good. Would you guys drink like a buttered corn flavored coffee or something?

That is a scary combination word. I think I'm going to have to drink it. I think I'm going to have to drink it. Buttered corn. Corn. Once a year, I have. Okay, so you did it in a month, sorry. Buttered corn. Corn. Once a year, I have one idea and I try and get it out into the ether, but no, at all, you fool. You've done it again.

Easter. Into the Easter. This is just like, this is just like pants for your butt all over again. I think butter scotch. Okay. Well, butter scotch isn't buttered corn. What about like popcorn flavored coffee? Well, that's what I'm talking about.

That's what you were trying to say somehow, but like your mouth wouldn't let you. And buttered corn, the amount instead. Do you want to add, do you want to take time to ask permission for your mouth? Well, it's not really my mouth. It's, there's three mice living inside there, but they can't harmonize.

So they're mostly just controlling the upper and bottom lip. See, I can't even barely talk. Those are the guys saying it's a living all the time too, right? Of course. Okay, I think we should get into some riddles. Why not? Hell yeah. Great.

This is for- Why not? I can think of thousands of reasons. Why not? These are from Stephanie C. I'm having a good not. I can think of thousands of reasons why not. These are from Stephanie C. I'm having a good time. I'm having a good day. It's fun to talk.

It's crazy. I'm already a good mood, don't ruin it. They say, I've been a listener for years. Y'all helped me survive the pandemic and continue to be my Fave podcast. I heard an old app recently where y'all did a movie title mashups and wanted to try writing some. For example, the worst Chris did a movie title mashups and wanted to try writing some. For example, the worst Chris is a Marvel hero with a raccoon and tree as friends and the cross paths with Alan Rickman and Tim Allen as TV space explores.

Guardians of the Galaxy Quest? Yes. Look at that. Look at that. No, she's a tree, so it'd be Chris Pine. Yes. Yes. And the other part makes Dosa so it'd be crisp pine. Yes, yes. And the other part makes no sense, so we skip it. Good job, Stephanie.

That's great. And we got 10 of these. I look forward to adult getting all of these, right? Well, the mice. It's the mice. We should save some ice. I look forward to the mice getting right. Who cannot sink?

Scorper d'Orpe, see, they make me say that. Should we be doing, should we be doing that riddle in a strike? I mean, obviously we can't really be promoting. We should just say we're not promoting. Don't watch any of these. A family of scientists adventuring in the far reaches of space with Michael Jordan and the Looney Tunes. Lawson Space Jam.

Yes, Janet, yes. Tune that addle, so pissed right now! 10s lots of space jam Yes Janet yes That's so pissed right now The I'm gonna actually keep score I can remember. Okay. Well, yeah. And Matt Damon played good looking playboys while Nick Cage and Pedro Pascal appreciate Nick Cage. The unbearable weight of talented Mr. Ripley or massive talent. I forget what the name of the massive talent. Okay. Cool. The unbearable weight of talented Mr. Ripley or massive talent. I forget what the name of the massive talent. Okay, cool.

The unbearable weight of massive talented Mr. Ripley. If you could chime in with a, you got it a little bit sooner. No, no, no. People liked watching you try to build a parachute move in there. I didn't see the unbearable weight of massive talent. I heard maybe it was a little bit disappointed. I didn't see the unbearable weight of massive talent. I heard maybe it was a little bit disappointed.

Oh, it was good. Oh, really? Okay, well, fuck. I guess I gotta see it now. But the outcome was the same for both of us, and neither of us saw it. Yeah, it may. I didn't know he was in this.

Ryan Reynolds and Jesse Eisenberg work in an amusement park full of adorable cartoon dinosaurs trying to find zombie lab before time three stars. Yes. Whoa. Before it even finished. Ryan Reynolds is in zombie land. That can't be right.

I don't think that's right. Did they think that he has a lab before time? It is. It's a petriot. Is that what I'm looking up? Let me look at him. What if Ryan Reynolds was little foot? He just did like nine of those silently, no one knew.

Ryan Reynolds adventure land. He is in it. Oh, adventure land, yeah. Well, okay, so adventure land is different. That's not the zombie land. So it was adventure land before time. But Jesse Eisenberg was in adventure land. Yeah. He was in both. Jesse Eisenberg was in Adventureland. Yeah. He was in both. Jesse is in

being more in one movie. Jesse is in Adventureland before time. Oh, so that's not what was also in Zambi Land and Adventureland. He only did land movies for a long time. JPC, I'm gonna get ready for this. So network land. That works too well. But I am going to retroactively give you a point for the genius bar thing. That seems fair. That seems fair. Jason Voorhees stalks and murders a bunch of teens when a girl accidentally ages up to 30.

Janet, who got it first? Well, I said something. I said the wrong one. I mean, I feel like it was more. Yeah, I was going to say it was more complete from JPC. Well, I got something I said I said I mean, I feel like it was more yeah, I was gonna say it was more complete from JPC Right answer. I am not going to give you a point for that But I am going to give you a second point for the genius barge of what more did I get the point to deserve? So so real quick it was Friday the 13 going on 30. Yeah Friday the 13 going on 30

Brendan Frazier swings from the tree near Tim Allen and JTT trying to connect a father and son. Jungle to jungle to jungle. George of the jungle the jungle. Yes. Now for those of you listening at home, that is how you steal the answer from someone who was essentially saying the answer without having said it yet. So I'm not for me. A point for that. But I am going to ring park for JPC's genius bar joke. Yes. Love it.

It Janet. Are you wearing a ring pop right now? In a sense, I dislocated my pinky when I tripped holding a pot of plant that I was then unwilling to let go of in time. Cause I was like, I don't want this to break. Exactly. So it's sort of a ring pop without any of the joy. Is it a great break?

It's like a splint. Okay. Oh, it's just a splint that was in my, yeah, it's the splint that just came in the first eight-kit I happened to have at the house. And when I, well, we showed up at the emergency room, like three different Physicians assistants and the like surgeon that finally comes in at the end to make sure nobody like screwed up Whatever it was that you were told all of them were like, oh, where'd you get that? Like a cheap for sake that way keep it the house to like

That is really cool. It's from Jared. I know. You went to Jared. Okay. OG Superhero movie starring Robert Downey Jr. saves Leonardo DiCaprio, but you don't see his face. Iron Man of the Moncha. Iron Man of the Mask. Iron Man of the Mask.

Oh yeah, without a face is not. Is that a thing? Could be. And without a face. And without a face, I think that's an MG movie., good. A woman without a face. And without a face. I think that's an M.G. movie and I'm not saying is full name in case someone wants to. Yes. Veda.

We're just going to figure out if G was and I was like, Michael gay. That's like, no, that's not. Did you figure out what I was talking about? Eventually, yes, but I had to go through Michael gay first. But I was also like, oh, yes, but I had to go through Michael Gay first, but I was also like, oh, that could be. Is that something? Is it a club?

Yeah, but I had to go through Michael Gay first. Veda loses her best friend to Honeybees, and these ladies are in a psych hospital in the 60s. Something girl interrupted. There you go. Get zero without the answer. What's the first part? Any of my friends to take as a gift.

Here's my hints about the first part. He can't see without his glasses, nor his glasses. Oh, the no book over the cuckoo's nest. Oh, my. That's it. Where is glasses? He can't see without his glasses. Oh, that's my girl.

My girl interrupted. Yes. The saddest part in any movie. Dan Acroid's finest work. Wesley and Buttercup's love story But then a little red hair doll get to make the princess Brad of Chuckie Michael Sarah fights the seven evil X's while Brad Pitt takes on The world world or Z

Yeah, Scott evil X's while Brad Pitt takes on the zombie of the world or Z. Yeah. Scott. The world for Z. And FBI agent goes undercover as a surfer, only to discover this young socialite with a past who frequents a jewelry store. Socialite point breaking bad point break, break, fist of it, Tiffany's. Yeah, point break, fist of it, Tiffany's That is right. Yeah, that should be right. That's my paper.

One is amazing. That's my favorite. That's the shift gears and pronunciation. Yeah, that's that is the best for that very reason. Well, thank you Stephanie for those riddles. That's really very very. Thank you for now. I'm going to start pronouncing it point, brec. Point, brec. You guys wanna watch point, brec? Yeah. Point, brec.

I do wanna see a scene. Who wants to watch break? Just a terminus. Are Aaron Shrecks here? Happy Shrecks giving. Shrecks, come on. Thank you. And thank you.

And thank you. Fletchless. Okay, Janet and is correct for the rest of the episode. Yeah. That's the curse you put on someone. That's how to replace. Right. You're right. I do want to see a scene.

So speaking of Point Breck, which is, as you mentioned, FBI agent goes undercover as a surfer for anybody who hasn't seen the movie. I do want to see a scene. So JPC and Aaron, you are all let um, JPC and Aaron, you are, all let's have JPC and Janet, you are surfers, you are actual surfers. Aaron, you're an FBI agent trying to infiltrate surfers, but you've never really surfed before. That was pretty good. So the way it's everybody. Those fucking ways it's man such crush. Just absolutely love it. Whoa, didn't see you there.

What? Oh, didn't see us there? That's how you came up to us? Well, no, I almost tripped over you with my huge surf run board. Yeah, you were very visible to us and that you were wearing a suit and tie. I'll be told you to surf board. so I'm not sure what that's about.

Is that like a new, what is that? Well, yeah, to new high-tech wet suit. I didn't just forget. It's certainly wet. Yeah, it makes it really heavy. I got scared in the water a second ago because I started to sink because of my clothes. Anyways, y'all heard about that murder that happened.

Hey, just for safety, just for safety, bra. Just wanna let you know the cord on the end of your board, you're supposed to tie that around your ankle. Yeah, you don't need to use the Velcro, you don't necessarily have to tie. Well, I know, no, but it's Velcro around your ankle. You appear to be using handcuffs That's like I actually like that bra. I actually like that that to me. That's a very cool touch. It's gonna

Chase Yeah, it keeps me story tied to my board which keeps me tied to the waves But yeah, we heard about that murder when Billy murdered that 60 footer that came murdered that 60 footer that came to and everybody like you can't even roll you can't even roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll you can't roll is brought totally saw that murder that is messed up. What? Can I speak? Speaking of growth, brother, are you a counting crow's head?

Hell yeah. Major counting crow's heads are like, in the song that they sing, sounds a little like this. And this is the song. Yeah, I love their stuff, man. What was that? Could you sing that again?

I was that song? It was the deep cut. I'm so in the song, so in the song. I'm bored, can't feel, get out, fired. again? I was at the start. I was at the start. I was at the start. I was at the start. I was at the start. I was at the start. I was at the start. I was at the start. I was at the start.

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You were about to get inducted into our gang because you passed by not knowing counting crows songs. Is there any other subculture that has like an accent like surfers do? Yeah. Chess players. Chess players? It's you, but you do, but you do. You know, chess. Oh, it's a tough attack's too, it's too, it's too, it's too, it's too, you know, chess. Oh, it's a tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough,

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We nailed it for sure. We nailed it for sure. We nailed it for sure. It's the cold world. Too spikollies. Too spikollies. All right. What? Riddle podcast. Let's do some more. These are from Basil.

Thought I'd send you one of the many pre-D&D games I play with. Oh, I play to warm up my players. Oh, D&D warmups. Yes. This is a collection of potential. Perhaps rejected. Weird Al song parodies. Where the players have to guess the name of the song based on the brief description of the contents. This is to warm them up to play D&D. Of course. And Aaron has a D&D warm up. Could you do some critical splits? Ow! I botched I rolled a one. Thought I'd break from animating to send the last lot

over. Some of these are definitely better than others. All the basil. Oh, this is that basil. Yeah, basil. Was it? Basil. It could be basil.

Basil, basil, basil, basil. A little rancid basil from basil. Ooh, a chess player. A little basil, basil from basil. Basil, basil from basil. A little razel, daisles from Bezos. Razel, daisles from Bezos. The name of the episode. Weird Aliment's losing his hair in this send up of Billy Eilish's number one.

Okay. Alish's number one. You should see me in You should see me. You should see me in a toupee. You should see me in a gown. Uh, the, this, I think this is Billy Alice is number one song ever. Duh.

Oh, I'm a, I'm a bald, cause I'm a bald guy. What? Yeah. Good guy. Bald guy, bald guy. I don't know why I thought it had to rhyme. I also was stuck and it had to rhyme. Yeah, but it's not, but just so we're clear, it's not that.

The formula is you just put one L into it, right? That's what we're doing here because L-apish eyes. What? Nothing. Nothing about what you're saying, because you're real. No, okay. Yeah, can I have an L? Yes.

Great. I'll take an L. I might need it. The Beatles find themselves losing terribly at poker and try to cut their losses as quickly as possible. Okay, she came in through the bathroom window. Advi. Why don't we fold it in the road? They're losing. Fold, I want to fold my hand. Yes, I want to fold this hand.

I want to fold this hand. Yes, I want to fold this hand. That's good. I want to fold this hand. I'd like to see a scene. The three of you are in a poker tournament. And Janet, you realize you're in way over your head and you're trying to gracefully exit the game. Great. All right, next hand is going to be three cards, dead, aces are wild, and twos are two, here we go. And why don't we

make things interesting, I'm gonna toss in my cult revolver and two pounds of gold, and I'll put my horse Betty on the line as well. How about you, gruff? Yeah, I'm looking at the three cards I got in my hand right now and I say, I don't mind raising you. Why don't I raise you my CD player? Signed Orlando Magic Jersey, signed by... Oh, what's it? Alishwap, right? Uh, of course, enough. Alishwap was like the Shaquille O'Neil of the Rockets. That's the Rock. Okay, Alishwap was the Rock.

Or little magic. Help me out. Who would they get in here? Amphorning Hardaway. That's it. It's a hard way, Jersey. And pardon me for crying, the rough way. You came about that answer the Hardaway.

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Focus on my... the sound of my voice. Yeah, Grapher, didn't... what she said is how she said it. So it must be a some value, so I'll take your bet. And Grapher, you didn't say you're gonna raise me. I assume that meant, you know, since my parents passed. Just a few months ago, I assume that meant you're gonna raise me. Sure you're gonna come and live in my hotel room with me and I'm gonna teach you how

to be a man about town. Thanks, gruff. Sorry just some side business. Yeah, that is nothing to do with the game. Take your time, take your time, take your time, take your time, take your time, right? Alright, well all bets are in. I guess let's see what we all got. Reave and wait, gentlemen.

I don't know how to do it know most of these are not playing cards Three halves of a robin's egg a spoon And a DVD box set of chairs seasons one through four Yeah, oh, nope. Oh, yeah Well, I have played a poll roe of someone roller skating. I have played a business card from 7-Eleven. And I have also, oh, I'm sorry, I'm going to take this. Pick up C-Shield.

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This is only further cementing the fact that you and I never go to the beach. If you say, don't know what's up for some, like, don't know what wave is on. I'm gonna like get my ear pinched by a crab. That's why I stay with them. That's smart. That's just smart. You them. That's smart. You could go to Claire's or you go to the beach. Yeah.

The, you know what? I've decided we're gonna go on a break. I'm in charge. I get to make these choices. Hey, you know what a break. You're gonna get friends giving call back. What's up, Aaron? Do you mind calling it a brick?

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We were on a break. We were on a break. We were on a break. We were on a break. We were on a break. We were on a break. I know what you're thinking. Do I have a new hat? Adel and JPC, new haircut. Why am I walking around with so much confidence? Oh, I was going to, I, I bet you're wondering, I wanted, I wanted pretzels from the food court.

And I was just going to let you know that it looks like you leaned on paint. Anyways, I just had a bunch of subscriptions canceled for me by Rocket Bunny that I wasn't using. And so now I'm flushed with cash. And now I'm confident. Pretzel money? Well, maybe we'll talk about that.

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They go, sit back, relax, we got this. And they make everything color coded and easy and super intuitive. You're also color coded. A little birdie told me that Rocket money also lets you monitor all your expenses in one place, recommends custom budgets based on your past spending, and they even send you notifications when you've reached your spending limits, which sounds

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Hey, what's going on? Somebody leaned over my rocket money paint thing. Run, everybody run. Run, run, run. No, heck with my machete. Clear the overgrown grass. I-oh, I've done it. I-I found it. This ancient city of... BetterHelp.

Oh, what is, let me walk through here. This doesn't look ancient. It looks like there's people thriving here. What's- Hey, Adel. Hey, Adel. Oh, you know me. Yes. What a weird thing to say to a hey, Adel.

Oh, you know us, right? You're citizens of BetterHelp this town? Yeah. BetterHelp is therapy. That's entirely online. It's designed to be convenient, flexible, and suited to your schedule. I've been using it for a long time.

It works for the way that my brain works. And we're just here talking about it, celebrating it. Hmm, yes. I am here too celebrating it. You all seem very happy. This seems like a happy bunch of folks. Hey, man, why don't you lose the sword? Oh, it's a machete, not a sword. A little bit bad.

Yeah, you're right. It's all good. Why don't I take that from you, huh? Yeah, we'll put this somewhere safe. Okay, thank you. Thank you for that. I appreciate your better help. Well, not really.

I'm not doing better help, but better help as therapy is actually pretty toned to a person like me because I want to learn positive coping skills, I want to learn how to set and force boundaries, and I want to check in with someone on my own schedule. I love online therapy for that specific reason. I don't know if you wanted to try it. All you would have to do is just fill out a brief questionnaire to get matched with a licensed therapist and you could switch therapists any time for no additional charge.

Wow, you said fill out a stone tablet. So there are some things that better help is not going to be qualified to help with Adela. This may be one of the, maybe we get you to some other type of specialist. Okay. Yeah. That makes sense. But it, it seems here like there are higher glyphics that say, make your brain your friend with better help, visit betterhelp.com slash or without a slash because I don't have my machete better help.com slash riddle today to get 10% off your first month. That's better help. Let me uncover

this moss help.com slash riddle better help.com slash riddle. Huh. And this is a perfect example of something that not you, Adel, but I would be sharing with my therapist. Hmm. Hey, Rick, come Rick. Okay, everybody. We're back with some riddles and Janet is here and that is the best. Hey Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick doing well on rankings. Okay, we're back with these weird owl warm up for D&D. Well, hopefully we'll get to play some D&D after this because it'll be nice and warmed up. All right, let's see. Like you said, weird owl, which I would love to see like a

beautiful show. Yeah, parody, the parodist. I think to see a scene. Janet, you are the human host of Weird Owl. Addle, you are obviously the Weird Owl and JBCU are the kid in the live studio audience watching the show sort of trying to figure out what's happening. Okay, everybody, we are back from our little Breck and we are going to take some questions from our kiddo audience. Who wants to ask a question of Mr. Owl? Oh, I'd love to hear some questions. Don't mind my Hawaiian shirt and curly pop-a-door. How could we ever mind it, Owl?

Yes, you kiddo. Yeah? Yeah, I guess my question is, what is this? Mm-hmm. This is the talkback session that we do at little talkback session before. No, no, I know literally what's going on now, but I guess I met like more on a big picture scale. Like what is this? Like what is the show? Who? Kid, are you an industry plant? What are you doing?

No, like just be like, why is water wet or say whatever you wanna say, come on. Yeah, I know, I'm not super interested in that. I wanna like this. Uh-huh. Thank you. I just wanna know what is going on in it. That's fun.

Well, I will let you answer that weird out. Okay, so, do you ever in school how old are you kid? I will let you answer that weird owl. Okay, so, do you ever in school, how old are you kid? Let me start that, how old are you? I'm seven. Seven, hey, do you ever like dissect my shit in science class or anything? I'm the first grade. I'm the first grade.

You're in what? I'm the first grade. You're in first grade and you say stuff like the big picture idea. What's the scope of this thing? My dad's in the industry. Do you know I hunt at night? What time is it? Look at your little fucking watch. What time is it? We reveal that this is Sherry Lewis style and it's me holding the puppet and I'm going my voice and doing that voice while I smile. Look at your fucking watch.

I don't know. If you don't know what the show is, that's fine. Just say that, but I'm just asking what is the show. Taking his eyes. I'm going to take his eyes. I'm actually okay with that. I'm actually okay with that. And there's a bunch of seats in here. Why am I the only kid in here? The guy said one good time when he asked me in. When little boys are very bad and their parents want to teach them a lesson, they send them to our show. Why would my dad want to teach me a lesson? I'm only trying to help him with my constructive criticism when he has a work. You hurt my feelings, you're not coming out of there.

Thomas, what have you dad under the stage? Do not make a noise. You are allowed to watch and listen, but you can't say anything. Huh? It's my life. I guess I get what the show is now. It's a punishment for bad little boys.

Is that that's? There's gotta be a better way. Because what lesson am I supposed to learn from this? Would you rather just get spanked? Again, I mean, there's gotta be a better way. It should be a- Oh my god. Those do I, folks. Oh, I love a Sherry Lewis reference.

That made my blood clean. Does that make sense? Oh, yeah, she's like, I'm just like, I'm just like, we can't bleed out my blood. You get it, you get it. She threw it through. Yeah, because you had sepsis pretty bad. Yeah, pretty bad.

The guards in Aladdin take a page from the police and sing a stern song to their marketplace thief. Don't steal so close to... Ew. Ew. Wow. Street rat, Roxanne. LAUGHTER Oh, wow. Street rat, rocks and...

What is the name of that song? What is Aladdin's steel at the beginning? Bread. Mm-hmm. Better off bread. Oh, bread. I love that police song. Bread, rocks, bread.

What? Rock, rock, rock, bread. Rock, bread. Janet, we're sorry. We're sorry that you showed up to this. This is exactly what that is. My whole life has been leading up to these funds. Every bread you take.

Oh, I'll be watching you. I'll be watching you. Again. Missed you in a bread home. Message in a bread bowl. Pinarat. Missed you in a bread bowl. Sorry.

Pinarat. Pinarat. Al singing as the minions can't help but admire his lovable villainous boss and Ed Sheeran. I really like this one. Al singing as the minions. Groot. What's it? I don't know.

Oh, ow, like weirdo. Groot. What are some, I don't know any Ed Sheeran songs. Shape of Groot. Why is Groot involved? You're Grootiful. Yeah, shape of Groot. I'm inan songs. Shape of Groot. What, why has Groot involved? You're, you're Grootiful? Yeah, shape of Groot. I'm in love with the shape of Groot.

Shape of Groot. I was saying Groot. I thought we were talking about Groot for a second. I go, huh? I think it's a Grootiful. When the Audible mentioned. You haggrootiful. You haggrootiful.

I mean, you're a Grootiful. You haggroot. You haggroot. Groot. Oh, it's past now. So now I can say at that Halloween scary oaky thing that I did, I sang this kiss, dressed like a minion. Oh.

Now that was last Friday, I can tell you what my costume and song combo was. Wow. I've just still got my minion costume. I don't know, there's different minions. Aaron, can I say you are a boy. Oh boy, internet internet go at her. You know, there is a, and there's also no, yeah,

there's not different Pokemon. Okay, get ready for your mentions. Absolutely fuck. I know that all the minions have very unique, different personalities. I know so much about minions. Minion minions, get her. I say in their call that.

Minonites, minion, minionites. Minonates will not be listening to this. Guns rose as an owl singing ode to the little mermaid area. Welcome to the sea jungle. We got a tree. We got it. Oh, we got it. We threw the crab. Um, uh, JPC of the right. November rain.

That's why you have the right song, but it's always a sweet friend of crab. So actually I do love. See child of mine. See child of us. See child of Brian. Yes, Edel, you got it. I do want to. There are a lot of possible answers there. Yeah.

Easy, awful, in a great way. So Ariel's pickled. Seat child of mine is wonderful. Instead of a scene, can you look up the lyrics to Sweet Child of Mine and then just sort of change it to Sweet Friends of Crab or whatever you did? I want to see how far into the song you could get. Yeah, sure.

I don't know the lyrics to sweet child the mind. Same. Let me get a, I'm going to get these up here. Sweet child the mind lyrics. ivity tap, tap, tap. She's got, that's not, this isn't for me. This will be my assignment. Okay, here we go.

applause. She's got kelp that it seems to me reminds me of C-short castles where everything was as fresh as the bright blue ocean. You're seeing like someone's holding a gun to his head. Like your movie biologist teaches you to try to get kids to care. I'm thinking you can think thinking of the same time. No one's ever done this before. As long as you can get crustacean in there, that's all I'm asking.

My problem is I have to get into falsetto. So everywhere I shut up. Oh, okay. Kids are going to do a little trance to do this. Now in there when I see her place. No, place is the next word. Fuck. G.B.C.

It takes me away to that C floor and inhibited And if I stand too long I probably get something Whoa Sweet friend That's a row of course I think I did it. I think it's me Oh sweet friend of crap. Excellent, excellent. Excellent. Excellent. I think I did it.

I think I did it sweet friend of crap. Oh man, I got a send you a gift for that. You got a gift coming your way. Beautiful. 1987, Appetite for Destruction. That's a good song, honestly. That's a good song. Okay, next one.

Britney Spears reluctantly lets Al borrow her Toyota. And then Jumatruck. is reluctantly let's Al borrow her Toyota. That's like a man. And that's a man. And that's a man. And that's a man. And that's a man. And that's a man. And that's a man. And that's a man.

And that's a man. And that's a man. And that's a man. And that's a man. And that's a man. And that's a man. And that's a man. And that's a man.

And that's a man. And that's a man. And that's a man. And that's a man. And that's a man. And that's a man. And that's a man. And that's a man. And What's a good Toyota? What can you do involve with a Camry? Can you say to get a gorilla? Britney Spears reluctantly lets out Baro her Toyota. What's a famous Toyota?

Tursell. Tursell. Another famous. You both said Tursell immediately. No one drives it yourself. Of course. Corolla, Camry. Camry.

Camry. What's a Britney? Boops. I did it. Accord. No, that's a Honda. I can't make it any other pretty sure songs of I swing. Man, you drive my Camry. Mm-hmm. You'll drive my Camry. I just can't sleep. Oh, she drives my Camry. Oh That's a lot of fun I'll tell you that I'll set up Bob Dylan impression and it in in his song dedicated to the local fruit vendor

What oh, okay wait so the Bob Dylan song singing about fruit vendor. Of course, Bob Dylan only has a handful of songs. So this will be a piece of cake. Just let me parse through his. Hold on. Six hundred song. My friend is Walter Millen. Oh, along the collar flower. Not a fruit. What? But otherwise, perfangled up in blue. the collar flower Not a fruit What? But otherwise, perfengled up in blue

Otherwise perfengled up in blue I'm sorry I'm late, I got tangled up in blue berries The answer my friend is banana in the wind Like a rolling stone fruit The hurricane sugar Stonefruit. Yeah. The Hurricane Sugar. Lili, li, li, li, li, li, li, upon my little city. Again, not a fruit. Not a fruit. Oh, this is tough.

And the runs they are like an album, it's on or this is, there's somebody doing songs. Me is Cinderella. Best jacobal. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Like a rolling stone fruit. Are we still having that? I've already said that. That's the trend of the episode is edel saying something and then one of us saying it like it was our idea. It's cool. It's cool.

Elvis tries to perform an iconic ballot in the countryside, but keeps slipping all over the place. I just want to say, Why haven't I eaten all the way through it? Why isn't eating raw boataliano? Oh, Elvis tries to perform an iconic ballot in country side, but keep slipping all over the place In the ghetto of bananas

That's fruits What you got all you have the right song really that's what's Russian Pulse Rubble Blue You know that I actually You didn't get it, but it away you sort of did you are the right part of the song. I'm gonna give you a point What is he slipping on you said Aaron? He's in the countryside sort of I maybe had a farm at after it's rained

So sorry Sli I can't sleep in a chicken poo. I'm gonna give it to her. It's chicken poop. No, can't help falling in mud. Oh. Can't help falling in mud with you. Okay. So any word can become any other word

in the English language? Addle. I don't want that one. Shh, I want that one. Addle, you're going to love this. Okay. Danny Zuko finds the perfect drink for his date with Sandy. That's a perfect drink for his date with Sandy. Fine.

You're the wine that I want. Yes. Oh, hey. He got that quick. He got that quick. All right. You're the wine that I want. Yes. Oh, hey. He got that quick. He got that quick. All right. You're the wine that I want. Adelaide, you, I'd like to see a scene.

You are a Somaliye and Janet, you've gone into his store to buy some wine and you're realizing that all of the wines that he sells are grease-themed. No pressure. Hi. I'm hoping you can help me. that he sells are grace-themed. Okay. No pressure. Hi, I'm hoping you can help me. My friend just got into beauty school and. Oh my God. That's amazing.

Thank. Congratulations. I will pass that along. I will pass that off. So I'm looking for something light. Maybe something bubbly. Just something that a bunch of gals can just sit back and celebrate and talk for

all times. Okay, maybe like Perseco or maybe what is Perseco? Perseco is like a bubbly wine. So like okay, like this one, why is there, okay, so like seven of these have tea birds on them. 100 birds. Cars. Is that someone's, is that like, friends with four co-blows where you're at or?

Yeah, well these are, uh, prosays and of course, prosays are pink. So these are like pink ladies. Okay. Yeah. I guess I'm not, I'm not feeling it. My friend is like, you know, very eco-conscious. So she'd be like, oh, what's this gas guzzler doing on this label?

What about this one? Is this what, why is there a tube of toothpaste on here? Oh, that's because it's, do you know, this is a Jan Bernet, it's like a Cabernet, but with Jan, you know, she brush her, brush her, brush her. Ha ha ha. I don't get it. Yeah, well, I have his friend, Jan, and she's like crazy.

She's always brushing her teeth, but she sings a little song like a beaver. You know what's weird? Is that even though you're trying to be helpful and like you're singing lately, nice, I'm getting this weird feeling that you're just blowing me off. No, no.

You're being like so just like, you know, you're just like so, you know, I don't know. Nothing matters. Like nihilistic, you know what I mean? And I can't even get you for help. What happened to us? How'd you find my business? You looking up in the yellow pages? Slap.

How dare you? Well, you accent, well, you must be, hey, you're a stranger. So what a few people when they come in the store. Oh, we have some Australian wines. If we don't interrupt them, do you think I'll do the whole movie? Do you think we could get them to do the whole movie? I want to

shoot if you're supplying. Okay, I want that entire wine, Greece parody. Am I desk by Monday morning? No excuses. You did a surprisingly well for how hard I think it is to come up with wine, Greece, cross over it. Not very hard, very hard. I don't know. Yeah, this is my Salvan Young Kanicki.

I don't know. What do you want? You better let it breathe. but, but, but. Cause the Terranins are tens. All right, we got a couple more of these. Weird ass. You're sling lightning, re-slightening. I don't know.

Re-sling lightning. Re-sling lightning. I like that. You sat through that scene for three and a half minutes and then just came up with that in the spot. That's really impressive. I honestly spent a really long time on a Saturday, Kandicki. Gavarday, Gavarday, Savakandicki. Weird owl heads to Australia for some cooked shrimp in this classic Euro dance number. Mm, mm, mm, cooked shrimp.

Another prawns. And you have prawns? Euro dance number. Is that what they call it? Euro dance number. Shrimp on the bobby. Pronsace? Australia.

On the bobby. On the bobby. The bobby. I'm a Barbie girl. I'm a Barbie girl. I'm a Barbie girl. I'm a Barbie girl. Got it.

Nice, very nice. Oh, in frozen Scandinavia, I was terrified when a deceased Maroon 5 returned to life and begin to dance the only way the undead can. The only way the undead can. I mean, I want to see this movie. I don't know if I care. Is this what it is? She will be dead.

Great. Is that more than five? Oh yeah, oh yeah, I need Is it let it go is the song we're looking to? No, oh you got stuff on frozen but It's a marine five song right? Oh, it's something morning No, but what is it zombies or something? This is this Yeah, this is not up for grabs this I like it. Uh, is that the right song? No, it's a song about dancing. Oh

It's a song about dancing like a specific person. Oh, move like jack. Oh, yeah, you got moves like I don't know what this is a reference to so So maybe one of you moves like Yeager Meister moves. It's like slagger moves. Is it it's Scandinavia? Is it like fairies or something? What moves like Bogger? Isn't it? It's this.

Drager moves like. Oh, moves like Drager. Is that the indeed monster? Yeah, yeah, it's like a zombie basically. I didn't know that. I didn't know that. I was like, drogger. Moves like drogger. Is that the indeed monster? Yeah, yeah, it's like a zombie basically. I know.

Like, drogger. I didn't know that. I didn't know that. I was like, drogger. It was going to be a stretcher anymore. Kurt Russell refuses to engage physically with the monster. He's unearthed in this version of Aerosmith's song. Dude looks like a lady.

It's a good one, I think. It's a good one. It's a good one. It's a good one I think. It's a Kurt Russell monster movie. I'm not a monster. Is it a big trouble? Yeah. It's a no. Kurt Russell monster movie. Can you read the following and love is so hard on the Stargate? Oh, Stargate. I'm going to tell you what year it came out. I'm going to look up the year. I think it was a monster movie, huh? Can you read it again, the full thing?

Yes. It came out in 1982. Kurt Russell refuses to engage physically with the monster he's on Earth in this version of the Arrow Smith's song. I think this is my favorite one. Love and a tremor Vader? Love and an Ella Tremors? I'm sure he was in Tremors.

It was Tremors in 1982. I think it tremors. I'm trying to be in tremors. He was in tremors. It was tremors in 82. I'm in 82. I can think of his big trouble in the little Cheyenne. Love it a little Cheyenne. No. No. No.

No. No. No. Oh, I know it. Yes, yes, yes, hold on. Wow. This, yes, yes, yes. He's doing it.

What was the second part after a commercial movie? A song about what? It's an arrowsmith song. Yeah. I don't want to miss the thing. Yeah, I don't want to kiss the thing. I don't want to engage his. And I don't want to kiss the thing.

Here's the thing. I don't want to clone these guys. I don't want to clone these guys. Here's the thing. and here's the thing. That's one of my all-time favorite movies. I never think of it as a monster movie because it's so much of it is like psychological, like anxiety, but it is monster movie.

I've never seen it. I don't know if the judges are gonna use that. It is incredible. It's very practical effects gooey. There's just one. And this is exactly the right time of year to watch it It is the perfect thing is giving booby is it? being ticked no

Getting tricked Wow Oh, did you get it? Oh get it get it.? Get it? Get it. And for people who can't see her and fighting, she killed it. I've clapped many times in this episode. I've held it by me like six times. Oh, no. I did not get it in time at all, but I did kill it. And now there's a little bit of blood on my wall.

That's fine. It's your blood. It's your blood. You're marking your territory. It's your blood. It's your blood. You're marking your territory. Ooh. Okay. This is, you know what? Hold on, give me one second.

Oh, Aaron's growing up proviscus. Her eyes are sort of going to the side of her head. Becoming multifaceted, she's growing. I don't want to close my fly. You don't want to close your fly. It's the same. I don't want to close my fly. I just want to pee in peace.

Okay. I'm going to save the next riddles I'm doing for another episode just because there's so many of them. Okay. And let me know if I've done these. I don't think so. Okay. These are from Aiden. These last couple of riddles that we're going to be doing. Okay. A sword trapped in a tree. If our word for it was accurate, its usage would be deadly. The tool of the fallible, invaluable to you and me, yet we throw them away. Like they are worth less than pennies.

Mechanical pencil. At all. It's a pencil. You're amazing. Pencil. Oh, sorry. Whatever you want it to be. Who throws away pencils? We throw them away.

Like you use it once and then you just throw it away. Not me, friend. I'd like to see a scene. Who's throwing away pencil? I know. You see time out. Time out. I play like I pay like 60 cents a day. Are. Who's throwing away pencils? I know. You see time out, time out. I play like 60 cents a minute.

Are you two not throwing away? What about pencils that are like down to their last? What was the last time you used a pencil down to the nub? I have pencils that I've had for 20 years. Well, that's a good one. I've never seen the end of a pencil and I've never seen the end of a chapstick. To me, those things are infinite.

I've definitely seen the edge of the edge of a chap. The edge of a chap. Oh, I'm on the edge. I'm still a chap. I'm still a chapstick. To me, those things are infinite. I've definitely seen the edge of the edge of a chapstick. I've stared down. I've looked at the precipice of a chapstick. My friend, it is very scary. I like to see a scene. Okay. Janet and Adel, you two are pens. And JPC, you are a pencil trying to prove that you matter as much as them. And so I was writing in Curse of Tour. I said, I wrote in Curse of Tour. I said, fear not, the idea for, I will soon come into inheritance to where we can traverse the world. Oh, that is so beautiful and I had I not been in almost exclusive use with the New York Times Crossword. I would have been right there cheering alongside for thine love

Thank oh thank you. Oh such a great I agree big time Did someone evacuate the bowels? What is that? No, I'm all I'm all solid inside. Don't worry about me But damn we were just talking about our jobs and everything. And yeah, man, it's like, for doing golf scores and stuff. It's the same. It's like the hind, the carol. I'm, I'm, I am.

Do I write a four, three, two? What's that, back, creature, back? I was, I will, I will spout ink in your eye if you don't back up, what are you? I play how what you are. No, guys, I'm just, I'm you, I'm you, I'm, I'm a utensil man, I'm already, I'm already, he's already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already, I'm already what I'm saying? Oh little, little sort of, um, rubby-doos of his butt are left on my surface. What, what is this? Buttflakes. Those are buttflakes.

That's a seven letter word for horrified. Yeah. And a lot of us don't have those golf courses, too. Just, just FYI. So if I could just, I just want to draw a circle around this in ink, pens are for city purposes. Oh, put me on a compass. Pencils are for country folk. Hold on, you want to draw a circle around this in ink. Pens are for city folks. Oh, put me on a compass. Pencils are for country folk. Hold on, you want to draw a circle? Put me on a compass.

I can draw a circle real good. Actually, we do have need of a compass, don't we, Cuz? Yes, I am. I'm sorry, you got to put me on what? I can't. I'm not. I can't do it. Tell us which way is South, friend. Okay, lick my my lead feel the wind Down oh he's a dollar again. Oh

Okay, two quick riddles and then we will let you be free Janet. I really love the pencils are for like unsophisticated Roobs unsophisticated golf like unsophisticated, roobs. Unsophisticated golfers. Unsophisticated golfers. A weapon to wield in the battle of public perception, but it is often better concealed than used to smooth over reception. A tool for the insecure, a vice for the chronically unreliable,

I warn you to simply endure and try not to deny the undeniable excuses. Yes, an excuse and a mechanical petrol, the alternative answer. Sorry, the mice are making me say this. Sounds like an excuse to me. That rules. Well, JPC, you have to get this next one to make it all open.

I don't have to do anything. I choose to get this next one to make it all open. I don't have to do anything. I choose to get this next one exactly correct as soon as you say it, but I don't have to do anything. I am not a human. I have no form and no voice. Drouga. Nope. I offer no clue.

Give it. And no hints. And you have no choice. My name is specific, and my riddle is clear. So if you have any doubts, I promise I'm sincere. What am I? A liar. Yes. Yeah, you got it.

Thank you, Aiden. Everybody laughed with a riddle. Stephanie Bazzle. Basil. What great riddles this at. Nobody ate it with a riddle. Stephanie Bazzle. Basil. What great riddles this at? Ah. Yes, I wanted to bring you some good riddles.

You know, when cats kill mice, and then they bring it to their owner, and they're like, you're welcome. I know that my cat and many other cats gently pick up live mice in their mouths and bring them to their owners, their friends, their caregivers, and then put them down like my cat did.

And then the mouth was extremely unharmed and crawled all over me and terrified. Luckily, I like my eyes. I mean, look, would you rather have a live mouse or a dead mouse? I would rather have a live mouse. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. My cats do that, but with little Debbie snacks. And I'll go know.

No, no, no. Not as ebber kick. I want an know cream pie and they look at me like well, they're cleaning up after you. Just like, hey, man, stop leaving these that are our floor. They're everywhere. We can't eat this.

Janet, anything to plug. Just, you know, various podcasts and stuff. You follow me on social media. I've been trying to tick talk more. I think I'm wow. I've been trying to tick-tock more I've been I just started making some little videos with strike-friendly content where I'm using a lot of miniatures and food items to depict movies or shows. Okay, I actually you might want to go ahead and I'm gonna go find it right now today. I released a stringle things

Okay, this is an emergency It's real stupid. I cannot wait real stupid sounds like we need this right there That's the underlying We make it more string-go-thing Okay, I'm already out of my mind. I mean, why? But we got to know you on this. The string cheese sitting on a bike.

Ha ha ha ha. Yeah. Did you eat? How did you make the string cheese? I mean, I crafted it with my hands. Make the string. Like, did you, I don't know, I mean, really? The string cheese on a bike.

I know. I know. It turns out that you can make shapes with string cheese pretty easily, you just string off partially string off the things that you need. That's how people do ice sculptures as well. Exactly. And marble. What you want to do is you're not creating a new image. You're cutting through to the image that was always there. That's beautiful. It shouldn't be there. Yeah, and it's actually great. It's string cheese. It's string cheese. It's always string cheese Anyone else have anything they want to talk about? I feel like I don't know how to recover after the

I'm sort of on a cloud At all I think a plug Yes, if you have never seen John Carpenter's the thing Do yourself a favor and go see it the 1982 version version I've never seen the remake and I probably will never, but the original is phenomenal. Also, it's not too late for you to watch over the Garden Wall. One of my favorite fall movies, something I watch every year.

I've probably already watched it by now, but you can probably watch it all the way through the end of November and it still is quite joyful. Aaron, is there anything you want to plug? Um, check out Janet's string cheese TikTok. It's heaven to me. And if you go watch it and like it, maybe show me more. So please do that.

JPC any review you want to read. Yeah, let's read a review. This one's going to come from Swaggeroni in cheese. Swaggeroni writes ulterior motives. I've listened to this podcast so much, it's permanently altered my brain chemistry. These three are the biggest celebrities in my mind, which is only funnier, which is only made funnier

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Love West from the Midwest. I got great news for you guys. I went on the KC improv festivals, Twitter page, and it looks like it has not updated since 2020 to say we're canceling it. KC, do you have anything to say about that? I can't believe KC has a whole improv fest that he hasn't told anybody about.

KC, it's KC's big improv. KC is just about it. Casey. Oh, Casey. Looks like it's not happening this year. It's, um, we made out under the sov and young blonde. Okay, it counts. I don't want in the episode.

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